Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 02:55:32 pm
Great, I'm choking on the universe in poo form.
Dare you dive into the dark, moist, spidery hole I dug in your front yard, and enter the world... of
We Are Our Avatars II?!
The continuation of the no-fourth-wall story of a completely deranged GM who is obsessed with potatoes, with a side of random crossover side plots, cataclysmic destruction and dairy products.
Originally meant to be some kind of mission-based team brawler created by flameboy99, I promptly hijacked it and chaos reigned. Now someone has finally slain the beast (and acquired the title "Butt Monkey"), so sequel. I urge you to press the back button immediately.
Threads:
Old Bread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137790.0)
Older Bread
(http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=136105.0)
TVTropes page (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatarsBay12Edition) Needs more love.
No waitlist, no character sheets, no stats. Just one rule:
BOLD YOUR FREAKIN ROLLS
Also not a loonie training camp. You saw nothing.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 02:57:58 pm
I am soooo borrrred
I mean, I turned all the antireality back into reality, ate a few meals, but I'm still totally bored. And trapped in a potato.
I know, I'll create myself a replica of Earth, lifeforms and all, and play with that. Good ol' subspace.
What could possibly go wrong?
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 03:01:58 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 03:05:29 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 03:06:24 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 03:07:15 pm
Make horrible, ear-piercing noises whilst CMC tries to revive Aoroythe.
((Google didn't know something! VICTORY))
(How about, as a result of the catastrophe and its resolution, the walls between universes are restored? Or stuff is consolidated into a single timeline at the start of this, to repair the damage of the last, Crisis style?)
((its business as normal outside the potato, all is restored. However, the players is inside the potato, on the Earth replica.))
Post by: NAV on May 07, 2014, 03:08:40 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 03:10:51 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 07, 2014, 03:11:25 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 07, 2014, 03:12:25 pm
Post by: da_nang on May 07, 2014, 03:13:20 pm
Post by: scapheap on May 07, 2014, 03:13:34 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 07, 2014, 03:14:53 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 03:18:52 pm
(So, am I just a skull again? I mean, I'd be fine with that but I just don't know where I stand)
((I dunno, just do what everyone else does: whatever the hell they want. Unless you roll shit, in which case your ass is mine.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 03:21:31 pm
Be excavated from 7 billion year old meteorite buried in Earth's crust.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 04:11:38 pm
Make horrible, ear-piercing noises whilst CMC tries to revive Aoroythe.
((Google didn't know something! VICTORY))
(( Haha, yeah. And as a bonus, we are now Google's top result for Aoroythe. It's my old avatar.))
Spoiler: See? (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 04:14:17 pm
Get a damn sandwich.
[6]
You get a sandwich. ITS A GRAND SLAMWICH, ITS VERY POPULAR
Make horrible, ear-piercing noises whilst CMC tries to revive Aoroythe.
[5]
EARS ARE HURT
VICTORY
Become the final boss.
[1]
You're the first mid-boss. Appropriately, you get the turd beaten out of you.
Let the games begin.
[4]
You're sitting in a bakery. Welcome back to being a loaf of bread.
PLAY MUSIC FROM MUSIC SPHERE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLrX7MH1Rtg)
[5]
Surround sound fug yeah
Gauge threat level to personal bodily features. From out of sight.
[6]
The threat is A POTATO FLYING TOWARDS YOU
Let us frolic, Tenebra, on these new lands
[3]
Apart from a bit of soul-reaping, everything is bliss.
Granted, friends of the reaped are pretty pissed.
Explore the land! Look for volcanos.
[2]
None for you.
(At the start, I think we should do mainly actions related to our avatars.)
Be excavated from 7 billion year old meteorite buried in Earth's crust.
[1]
No-one finds you. You're still buried in the crust.
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 04:15:45 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 04:18:04 pm
Hope someone digs this rock up.
Post by: scapheap on May 07, 2014, 04:23:35 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 04:23:52 pm
Post by: NAV on May 07, 2014, 04:27:44 pm
Post by: Vgray on May 07, 2014, 04:30:26 pm
Post by: Propman on May 07, 2014, 05:18:32 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 06:16:27 pm
Assess damages and remaining resources.
Post by: Playergamer on May 07, 2014, 06:17:09 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 07, 2014, 06:22:58 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 07, 2014, 06:34:13 pm
Post by: da_nang on May 07, 2014, 06:54:36 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 06:55:35 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 06:57:23 pm
how do I get an avatar?
Click profile, click forum profile, specify avatar by URL, acquire win.
Post by: killerhellhound on May 07, 2014, 07:13:42 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 07, 2014, 07:51:57 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 07, 2014, 08:00:13 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 08:13:06 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 07, 2014, 08:14:39 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 07, 2014, 08:18:53 pm
how do I look??
No idea,my browser won't let me see it.
Post by: Beirus on May 07, 2014, 09:26:03 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 07, 2014, 09:52:02 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 07, 2014, 10:43:55 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 08, 2014, 12:07:50 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 01:05:39 am
Find a lady.
[2]
If it was that easy, I wouldn't be writing this now.
(I sure hope some archeologist or treasure-hunter types goes looking for rare meteorites.)
Hope someone digs this rock up.
Trip over a rock with a skull in it.
[5]
Hooray!
You get digged up.
((Okay, since earth is being remade, I'll assume that the "earth" me hasn't been created yet.))
Be the first organic AI driven tank, you know, like last time.
[6]
You're the first inside the potato. Militaries around the globe are trying to claim you.
Become a recurring mid-boss.
[4]
You're the Scrappy now. Great.
Be someone's overly large housecat.
[5]
You're in a crazy catlady apartment building. There are hundreds of cats here. They look to you in adoration.
>Fire upon a flying miko using tank cannon.
[6]
You use the BFG because reasons. The miko is splattered.
Aoroythe returns!
Assess damages and remaining resources.
[1]
This is a separate dimension trapped inside the antireality potato. You have no resources.
Form a new, independent country on botes!((boats?))
[4]
Floating city returns! They look to you for guidance.
Hold a business meeting regarding commodities and the multiverse
[3]
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gSQg1i_q2g)
Obtain steady supplly of cigars and shoe polish.
[4]
You are now a cigar and shoe polish dealer. Huh.
Catch potato. Slap on explosive and toss it back!
[1]
The potato starts beeping.
Beat you to it.
You go flying off in a throttle with thousands of potato chunks.
THAT'S FOR TRAPPING ME INSIDE AN ANTI REALITY POTATO
ACQUIRE BACON
[4]
BACON GET
Stroll around in my gentlemenly ghost manner!
This happens. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KSSo2QK6o4&list=UUV3iHQsE2h3CH-LehgPRkMg)
Survey my domain.
[3]
You're in a zoo with some other chimps.
how do I look??
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NGBmwTc5xtw/UGjAAV2FYKI/AAAAAAAAAaE/tAL5VbljK7Q/s1600/Scyther.jpg
Use this URL instead, it works.
Jump into a plot portal!
[4]
You... actually enjoy this? Okay then.
lets see
Oh, I got one. Hehe, I got one.
PREPARE FOR RECONSTRUCTION
Get in in the action. Figure out what my avatar is.
[3]
You're a prototype sentient Xbox console. Unfortunately for the developers, you're a dick too.
Gain scientifically plausible "magic" powers.
[5]
Since you rolled a 5, I'll kit you out with what I give my GM avatars. The Nanoforge.
Descend from New Nyx. Locate Earth and settle on Uluru.
[3]
You live on the giant rock. The government wants you off.
WALK INTO PLOT
[2]
((A plot you will get >:D))
Another one!
PREPARE FOR RECONSTRUCTION
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 08, 2014, 01:06:30 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 08, 2014, 01:13:23 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 01:20:46 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 08, 2014, 01:21:24 am
Post by: Vgray on May 08, 2014, 01:24:10 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 01:24:31 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 08, 2014, 01:27:23 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 01:36:05 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 01:41:06 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 01:50:14 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 02:04:16 am
Apparntly you didn't post the dice roll.
Start doing pervert stalking or whatever.
Post by: Propman on May 08, 2014, 02:45:11 am
>Killed Reimu.
>Oh shit-
>Procede to panic as the border of Gensokyo starts to crumble apart, trying to find shelter from the chaos that is about to ensure. I was only trying to please my creator!
Post by: da_nang on May 08, 2014, 02:50:59 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 08, 2014, 02:53:36 am
>Killed Reimu in one shot.
>Killed Reimu.
>Oh shit-
>Procede to panic as the boarder of Gensokyo starts to curmble apart, trying to find shelter from the ensuring chaos that is about to ensure. I was only trying to please my creator!
((If Gensokyo can be destroyed by killing a headstrong, donation-seeking shrine maiden, then it's a wonder it's lasted this long...))
Post by: Erils on May 08, 2014, 02:55:26 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 02:58:02 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 08, 2014, 03:37:02 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 08, 2014, 03:46:33 am
About Propman killing Reimu, I'm surprised he actually killed her. I thought danmaku was just a game the people, yōkai and other beings of Gensokyo like playing and solve disputes with, non-lethally? Even TvTropes says that shooting at someone is practically a greeting in Gensokyo.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 08, 2014, 03:55:21 am
Learn what the Nanoforge actually was, again.
About Propman killing Reimu, I'm surprised he actually killed her. I thought danmaku was just a game the people, yōkai and other beings of Gensokyo like playing and solve disputes with, non-lethally? Even TvTropes says that shooting at someone is practically a greeting in Gensokyo.
((I guess he did roll a six, and several Gensokyoans can use danmaku lethally, such as Flandre and Yukari.))
Post by: scapheap on May 08, 2014, 04:03:21 am
"Pleh! Rock taste! How long was I in that meteorite? Uh... looks like the Earth has formed! Well then, I've come from the past! And the future! To warn you that this planet will be destroyed. Unless this is another timeline. It'll probably be destroyed anyway! There isn't much time, mister... treasure hunter?""...I'm going to wear you as a hat."
Skull hat!
Post by: Propman on May 08, 2014, 04:36:07 am
About Propman killing Reimu, I'm surprised he actually killed her. I thought danmaku was just a game the people, yōkai and other beings of Gensokyo like playing and solve disputes with, non-lethally? Even TvTropes says that shooting at someone is practically a greeting in Gensokyo.
((Funny thing is that Rika (the person who created the Shrine Tank) states multiple times that she wanted to blow Reimu up, and used no actual spellcards in either of their two fights. This was also before spellcards were even a thing, so it can be implied she was actually trying to kill Reimu. And it's never stated why.))
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 08, 2014, 04:49:06 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 08, 2014, 05:55:16 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 08, 2014, 05:58:52 am
I'l MAKE MY OWN
MAKE VOLCANO ERUPT OUT OF GROUND
Post by: kj1225 on May 08, 2014, 06:08:50 am
Post by: NAV on May 08, 2014, 06:16:01 am
Fall from the sky.Fight this person.
Post by: Helgoland on May 08, 2014, 07:36:58 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 08, 2014, 08:07:49 am
Post by: Beirus on May 08, 2014, 10:10:30 am
Get ALL the video games! Or make them if they don't exist yet.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 10:36:55 am
((A sentient Xbox? I will have all the video games.))((Sentient original xbox!))
Get ALL the video games! Or make them if they don't exist yet.
Post by: Erils on May 08, 2014, 10:43:34 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 08, 2014, 10:48:01 am
Re-enter existence as a changed man, still in mourning memory of my pet terror-bird((PET TERROR BIRD! :D))
Post by: poketwo on May 08, 2014, 02:02:28 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 08, 2014, 02:08:19 pm
BE SOMEWHERE((SWEET AVATAR))
Post by: poketwo on May 08, 2014, 02:18:36 pm
((I KNOW))BE SOMEWHERE((SWEET AVATAR))
Post by: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 03:38:52 pm
((I KNOW))BE SOMEWHERE((SWEET AVATAR))
((At least I can see it now.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 03:56:47 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 05:34:57 pm
NOT PREPARE FOR RECONSTRUCTION
[3]
NO BRAKES NOW
Reconstruction complete. Welcome.
Welcome to Tokyo. You have the urge to go to your grandmother's onsen-hostel, which is at the top of the stairs in front of you.
You are currently in one of my favorite anime of all time. You hurt the plot or the characters too much and I will butcher you.
Afflict the Liberal Party with gangrene and genital shrinkage. Stay on the rock.
[2]
Your genital shrinkage has no effect, and you get chased off the rock. Stupid liberals.
WAVE TRIUMPHANTLY IN THE WIND
[1]
YOU GET SET ON FIRE
Identify alpha-chimp.
[5]
You are alpha chimp.
Become supreme overlord of all cats.
[4]
You control all the cats in the building.
Reboot Chooze industry
[2]
Chooze is illegal. None for you.
Invest in the potato and cheese industry!
[2]
You need more shinies.
Use my arcane knowledge to create a pocket dimension that I can enter from anywhere at anytime.
[3]
It's about a cubic centimeter in volume.
I rolled a 3 not a 1 yah ninny!
Apparntly you didn't post the dice roll.
Start doing pervert stalking or whatever.
[4]
You randomly stalk chicks. Yeah.
>Killed Reimu in one shot.
>Killed Reimu.
>Oh shit-
>Procede to panic as the border of Gensokyo starts to crumble apart, trying to find shelter from the chaos that is about to ensure. I was only trying to please my creator!
[1]
Chaos ensues. You're dismantled, and your CPU is put on trial.
Acquire two-handed sword. Separate all atoms of every potato.
[6]
You split a potato subatomically. The resulting nuclear explosion kills you.
Take scapheap to find the most likely culprit of the Earthpocalypse.
[3]
You find the irradiated corpse of da_nang.
Start existing.
[4]
Okay.
Learn what the Nanoforge actually was, again.
About Propman killing Reimu, I'm surprised he actually killed her. I thought danmaku was just a game the people, yōkai and other beings of Gensokyo like playing and solve disputes with, non-lethally? Even TvTropes says that shooting at someone is practically a greeting in Gensokyo.
Yes, but 6.
[5]
Nanoforge: Lets you manipulate matter sub-atomically. Allows you to convert elements into other elements, to create extensive molecule chains, and the ability to screw with time. It's basically tech-powered matter reshaping.
"Pleh! Rock taste! How long was I in that meteorite? Uh... looks like the Earth has formed! Well then, I've come from the past! And the future! To warn you that this planet will be destroyed. Unless this is another timeline. It'll probably be destroyed anyway! There isn't much time, mister... treasure hunter?""...I'm going to wear you as a hat."
Skull hat!
[5]
SKULL HAT GET
Gaben stamp of approval.
Fall from the sky.
[1]
You promptly splatter.
Steal skull hat and wear it
[3]
You steal a fake. CURSES
FINE THEN
I'l MAKE MY OWN
MAKE VOLCANO ERUPT OUT OF GROUND
[6]
The volcano destroys the local area. Well done.
Aw yeah! HIT ME!
[6]
I hope you enjoy not having anything remotely involving dignity, because where you're going, you ain't getting any.
You're an iron butt monkey. THE iron butt monkey.
You awaken. The roof fan above you promptly falls on you.
Fall from the sky.Fight this person.
[6]
EPIC GIBBET PUNCH
Become recurrent sensei/mentor character.
[4]
Eh, you're now the Obi-Wan.
Enter the universe
[5]
You arrive on Earth, the one inside the potato the GM is trapped in.
((A sentient Xbox? I will have all the video games.))
Get ALL the video games! Or make them if they don't exist yet.
[1]
All you have is Duke Nukem: Forever. NOOOOOOOOOOO
Re-enter existence as a changed man, still in mourning memory of my pet terror-bird
[2]
You join a week-long party. Total downer.
BE SOMEWHERE
[6]
YOU'RE IN EARTHS CORE
THIS WAS A BETTER IDEA IN YOUR HEAD
Find another player. Preferably one that was trapped in a meteorite.
[3]
You find NAV punching the gibbets that were New Guy.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 08, 2014, 05:36:50 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 05:39:45 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 05:54:31 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 08, 2014, 05:58:39 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 06:10:50 pm
"Hmm, looks like he's already dead. But he seems to already have caused a nuclear explosion, and there are several others I know who could destroy Earth. ONWARD, TREASURE HUNTER STEED!"
Find next most likely person to cause Earthpocalypse!
Post by: killerhellhound on May 08, 2014, 06:17:38 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 08, 2014, 06:22:34 pm
Post by: NAV on May 08, 2014, 06:25:57 pm
Punch the gibbets with NAV!Fight this person.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 06:45:36 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 08, 2014, 07:22:48 pm
Inspect my chimp-harem.
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 08, 2014, 07:30:15 pm
Reassemble on top of this b*tch. D:<Punch the gibbets with NAV!Fight this person.
How dare you punch my carcass
Post by: kj1225 on May 08, 2014, 08:35:13 pm
Post by: Propman on May 08, 2014, 08:42:59 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 08, 2014, 09:36:31 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 09:38:12 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 08, 2014, 10:22:42 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 10:27:36 pm
Find the universe reset button.
... What are you planning to do with said button?
Post by: blazing glory on May 08, 2014, 10:31:36 pm
Find the universe reset button.
... What are you planning to do with said button?
Put a child proof cover on it?
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 08, 2014, 11:04:11 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 08, 2014, 11:21:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 11:26:39 pm
((Just pretend that he's da-nang and use you're imagination.))
(( That's what I am fearing. ))
Post by: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 12:12:56 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 09, 2014, 01:11:59 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 09, 2014, 01:20:53 am
"Poyo....?"
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 01:30:45 am
ACT AS ATTORNEY FOR THE SHRINE TANK!
[4]
Court is now in session.
Punch the gibbets with NAV!
[3] VS [1]Punch the gibbets with NAV!Fight this person.
Lyeos punches NAV, sending him flying!
attempt to not be on fire in some way putting it out
[5]
You are now not on fire. Yay.
((I think he was Luke's mentor))
"Hmm, looks like he's already dead. But he seems to already have caused a nuclear explosion, and there are several others I know who could destroy Earth. ONWARD, TREASURE HUNTER STEED!"
Find next most likely person to cause Earthpocalypse!
[2]
You have no idea. Probably the GM, and fighting him will be about as productive as arm-wrestling Godzilla.
Make and wear a tower of hats
[4]
A 5-hat tower. You need more hats.
RRRRRRRRAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! CUT UP EARTH'S CORE
[6]
By some miracle you aren't crushed by the pressure, and you slice the core into 4 pieces. This plays havoc with Earth's magnetic field, frying a lot of electronics.
You're already fucked up Earth. ITS BEEN HALF AN HOUR
Try to start a legitimate business instead.
[4]
You start a business selling catapults. Lousy Greeks on the next street are stealing all your business with their petrobelli.
Roll around, be cleaned.
Inspect my chimp-harem.
[6]
You have a lot of minions. Hundreds of them. You hear a shriek.
A young male is challenging you for control.
Reassemble on top of this b*tch. D:<Punch the gibbets with NAV!Fight this person.
How dare you punch my carcass
[3]
You reform, but NAV has already been punched.
Give the Tyranids access to heaven via portals! If the GM won't let me do this, then I increase the space of my pocket dimension.
[1]
You're blocked by the potato. It electrocutes you.
As I said, I can't get out, and neither can you lot, apparently.
Oh dear. Move it off and hope I didn't break anything.
[1]
You proceed to fail repeatedly while putting on clothes, fall down the stairs, wipe yourself out on the house's door, and eat breakfast.
Your mother tells you to drop some shit off at your friend's house.
>Currently can't do anything, as I don't have much of a "CPU" beyond possibly my targeting system (given sentience through magic, folks), so they're practically interrogating an autoloader strapped to an adding machine. Not that it matters, as even intact I cannot speak.
[6]
Magic is a double-edged sword, they make your sentience appear inside the targeting system because a wizard did it.
State your case.
Increase my technological abilities. Like maybe add a laser and the ability to create hard light projections of characters in the video games I have. Which at this point is only Duke Nukem: Forever...NOOOO! I'll need new games at some point. Like maybe Halo 4 or Skyrim. Hard light dragons that fly backwards!
[1]
No tech upgrades for you. You don't have arms, how are you supposed to do anything?
Find theuniverseOmniverse reset button.
[3]
Potato strike inbound!
WALK TO LOCAL GRAVEYARD
[2]
Well, this was a shitty idea, you're not following the plot at all. I'll be killing you now.
Kill one, turn him into a Nyx-snake. Send Nyx-snake to kill another, turn that into a Nyx-snake. Repeat until all Liberals are dead and I can return to my rock.
[6]
The Liberals are now all Nyx-snakes in people suits. NUTS
Survey the scope of this multiverse. Are there more 'verses than Earth and Gensokyo?
[5]
At the moment, only a few multiverses will fit inside the potato. Should you explode the potato, you can go anywhere you please.
BUILD VILLAGE NEAR VOLCANO
[1]
There are no other matorans with you.
Look around.
"Poyo....?"
[4]
Welcome to wherever Kirby lives.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 09, 2014, 01:32:03 am
Go to Earth.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 09, 2014, 01:34:29 am
Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 09, 2014, 01:36:15 am
Post by: Propman on May 09, 2014, 01:37:26 am
"Its clearly obvious that my client here is not responsible for this tragedy. There is one culprit though...AND THAT CULPRIT IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!"
Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas
>Confirm this statement. (+1)
Post by: Beirus on May 09, 2014, 01:41:13 am
Convince whoever or whatever decided to make me a sentient XBox to create a body for me. Leaving me with no way to affect change on the world is not okay, and they should feel bad enough to make me a Gundam body. Or a Zoids body. With weapons and a hard light projector.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 09, 2014, 01:42:31 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 09, 2014, 01:53:16 am
Use magic to build village. Invite people to live in it.head into the village and make myself at home with a magma bed
if village doesnt exist complain to dark paladin with pitchfork and torch.
Post by: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 01:58:04 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 09, 2014, 02:02:51 am
((I'm just glad I didn't get fried by the core being all cut up.))
Convince whoever or whatever decided to make me a sentient XBox to create a body for me. Leaving me with no way to affect change on the world is not okay, and they should feel bad enough to make me a Gundam body. Or a Zoids body. With weapons and a hard light projector.
((I, er, may have some experience in the field...))
Post by: da_nang on May 09, 2014, 02:03:45 am
Summon up the undead, by the millions!Get summoned and teleport away. FOR FREEDOM!
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 02:07:26 am
"Nooo! It's starting!"
Escape into imaginary sub-world.
Post by: Vgray on May 09, 2014, 02:08:30 am
Post by: Erils on May 09, 2014, 02:27:15 am
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 09, 2014, 02:39:44 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 09, 2014, 02:40:21 am
Using the Nanoforge, build a device that allows crossversal travel.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 09, 2014, 03:52:33 am
IMPALE GM ON STAIRCASE
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 04:22:46 am
Put a feather in my cap
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 05:06:29 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 05:46:15 am
Alright, most of you well balanced sociopaths want to have endless boss battles, so go and find them. There are currently two available, one which will let everyone back into the omniverse, and the other will result in absolutely nothing.
Don't forget Mecha Mays and Giant Morgan Freeman, who ware still in the verse from the before-thread.
Post by: scapheap on May 09, 2014, 05:48:14 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 05:51:44 am
Don't forget Mecha Mays and Giant Morgan Freeman, who ware still in the verse from the before-thread.
Why does everyone keep forgetting we're trapped inside a potato that used to contain antireality? You have to go outside to fight those.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 05:55:41 am
Oh yeah. Ummm... Add that to the description of WAOA2 please. Something in big bold letters like: TRAPPED IN A POTATO.Don't forget Mecha Mays and Giant Morgan Freeman, who ware still in the verse from the before-thread.
Why does everyone keep forgetting we're trapped inside a potato that used to contain antireality? You have to go outside to fight those.
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 06:03:32 am
Post by: NAV on May 09, 2014, 06:07:37 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 09, 2014, 06:12:00 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 07:19:58 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 09, 2014, 07:30:41 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 09, 2014, 07:37:13 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 07:38:38 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 09, 2014, 08:45:50 am
While I'm doing that, identify the young male- closed society is closed. Who is he, who belongs in his coalition and where are they? (Disguise the break in direct eye contact with exaggerated head swing-screams.)
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 02:00:17 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 03:08:25 pm
((I kind of assumed he was on Earth already.))
Go to Earth.
[2]
None for you. You can sit on the moon.
"Its clearly obvious that my client here is not responsible for this tragedy. There is one culprit though...AND THAT CULPRIT IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!"
Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas
[4]
Of course, mole ninjas. What else could it possibly be?
"Its clearly obvious that my client here is not responsible for this tragedy. There is one culprit though...AND THAT CULPRIT IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!"
Prove my client's innocence by blaming mole ninjas
>Confirm this statement. (+1)
[5]
You are free to go!
Warp the Liberals through Nyx to the core of the Earth, resealing it.
[2]
Liberals are teleport proof. Nuts.
((I'm just glad I didn't get fried by the core being all cut up.))
Convince whoever or whatever decided to make me a sentient XBox to create a body for me. Leaving me with no way to affect change on the world is not okay, and they should feel bad enough to make me a Gundam body. Or a Zoids body. With weapons and a hard light projector.
[1]
A janitor comes in and farts on you.
Summon up the undead, by the millions!
[3]
You get two dogs and da_nang.
Use magic to build village. Invite people to live in it.
[3]
You build a single house.
Use magic to build village. Invite people to live in it.head into the village and make myself at home with a magma bed
if village doesnt exist complain to dark paladin with pitchfork and torch.
[6]
You squash the house.
Set up my anti-potato cannons! Give them potatoes some flak!
[6]
The potatoes turn into white chunks.
Curses! UNLEASH WAVE 2
More potatoes!
Summon up the undead, by the millions!Get summoned and teleport away. FOR FREEDOM!
[4]
Yeah. Enjoy being a zombie slave.
(Wouldn't the Earth's core just come back together through gravity and pressure? Even bisecting the entire planet shouldn't really do that much in the long-run, unless you had a means of pushing the halves apart.)((Yeah, but it still fucks with the magnetic field.))
"Nooo! It's starting!"
Escape into imaginary sub-world.
[1]
There's not enough room. Your butt is stuck in an interdimensional portal.
Go hunting.
[3]
You try to catch a pigeon, but it escapes. NUTS
Attempt to leave the week long party
[2]
NO BRAKES ON THE PARTY TRAIN
> Unleash Dakka on NAV
[4]
NAV has lots of holes in him.
((3 5's in a row? Everything's coming up for me.))
Using the Nanoforge, build a device that allows crossversal travel.
[3]
Blocked by the antireality potato. It starts throwing potatoes at you.
Kill it! Kill the potato! Not exactly sure if any good will come of it, but still. KILL THE POTATO
"I AM THE PLOT"
IMPALE GM ON STAIRCASE
[1]
321COMPACT
You get crushed into a ball of mangled flesh.
Start a restaurant.
Put a feather in my cap
[1]
Your money gets taken away by social security because reasons.
arm-wrestle Godzilla
[2]
You can't find Godzilla.
FIND MORE OF THE SCYTHERS
[5]
You find like 90 of them. WINRAR
Transform into a giant frog.
[3]
You transform into a normal frog.
Go do as mother says.
[6]
*pets on head*
You get on your bike, immediately stack it, then you get back on and ride to his house. Success.
Then you see hear something, look up, and watch as a massive 'thing' crashes into the lake in front of you. KNOCKOUT
float in the wind and sponsor Rasilon
[4]
Floating. YEAH
Summon the timelord known as 'the Master'
[2]
Time Lords are douchebags. They are also really dumb. NONE FOR YOU
Find myself a nice cave in which to practice my combat techniques.
[5]
You roll into a deserted cave. Win.
Flee!
[4]
You just manage to get away.
Go bipedal and wave my arms about while shrieking and slowly advancing/circling. Direct eye contact, teeth out.
While I'm doing that, identify the young male- closed society is closed. Who is he, who belongs in his coalition and where are they? (Disguise the break in direct eye contact with exaggerated head swing-screams.)
[6]
The other monkey is a douchebag, who repeatedly tries to take control. He's smart and strong but pretty unsocial. He comes in and hits you with a stick.
DEPLOY OPTIONAL-BOSS FINDANATOR 9000
[1]
It explodes. (there's actually a reason why but not telling)
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 03:10:58 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 03:13:28 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 09, 2014, 03:21:28 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 09, 2014, 03:22:34 pm
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 03:29:09 pm
Leave imaginary butt behind so I can fit into the imaginary sub-dimension.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 09, 2014, 04:18:59 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 09, 2014, 04:23:21 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 04:53:32 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 09, 2014, 05:01:04 pm
Signal the Time Lords to return
Signal the Daleks to induce a war that will lead to some form of a plot.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 05:04:45 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 05:14:41 pm
Open restaurant with SSI benefits.
Post by: Helgoland on May 09, 2014, 05:20:28 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 09, 2014, 05:46:10 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFCool help him with this
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES
Post by: scapheap on May 09, 2014, 06:04:18 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on May 09, 2014, 06:34:08 pm
Post by: NAV on May 09, 2014, 07:59:52 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 09, 2014, 08:01:46 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 09, 2014, 08:15:14 pm
Try again. Make sure somebody competent makes my Gundam or Zoids body. also, put the janitor at the top of my kill list.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 09, 2014, 10:05:01 pm
Spawn in. Cause havoc.
Sue this fool
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 09, 2014, 11:17:48 pm
(Goddamnit, I wanted to rip off Doctor Who but held back the entire time!)
(This is less like ripping it off, and more like dragging it into an alley and performing a surgery in surgeon simulator with makeshift tools to harvest the organs so they can be transplanted into someone who doesn't need them.)
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 09, 2014, 11:57:18 pm
Post by: Propman on May 10, 2014, 12:22:37 am
Post by: da_nang on May 10, 2014, 12:31:01 am
Sic the dogs on da-nang and talk to some hermits to learn more secrets of the occult.Rebel! Turn dogs to my side!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 10, 2014, 02:27:46 am
Flee into another player's cave!
[4]
You run into Helgoland's cave.
GATHER ME AND THE OTHER SCYTHERS TO FIND THE OPTIONAL BOSS
[4]
You find a boss: It's the potato everyone is trapped inside.
Find my Star Spaceship thing.
[2]
Yeah, ah, I traded it for cheese.
FFFFFFFFFFFF
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES
[6]
You make him large enough for a town to rest on. Oops.
(I don't have a butt!)
Leave imaginary butt behind so I can fit into the imaginary sub-dimension.
[5]
What a pity. You are safely concealed in the pocket dimension.
>HE HIT ME WITH A STICK. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdgD8OP04RE)
That was glorious.
[6]
You bash him up with a stick, and several other potential threats as well for good measure.
They're sorta pissed with you.
Summon up manned fighter jets so they can shoot down the potatoes.
[5]
"Alpha One Niner, take out designated targets."
The potatoes get exploded. The giant reality potato shudders.
BARRAGE 3 FIRED
Sic the dogs on da-nang and talk to some hermits to learn more secrets of the occult.
Sic the dogs on da-nang and talk to some hermits to learn more secrets of the occult.Rebel! Turn dogs to my side!
[3] VS [3]
The dogs explode, they had two different masters. This happens because reasons.
Signal the Time Lords to return
[1]
None for you!
Signal the Time Lords to return
Signal the Daleks to induce a war that will lead to some form of a plot.
[2]
Also none for you.
Remind Social Security that I'm disabled and they're supposed to be giving *me* money.((True story.))
Open restaurant with SSI benefits.
[3]
Still not enough monies.
Start educating pupils. Form corps of elite Jedi.
[2]
You sorta need to find pupils first.
FFFFFFFFFFFFCool help him with this
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES
[5]
You let him onto your back and he builds a hut.
Transform dimension into my evil castle(human sacrifices of course)
[6]
It's the Dimensional Health and Safety Inspector. Shit.
Spawn in. Cause havoc.
[1]
You spawn in space. The only havok you create is your body rapidly depressurizing.
Leap onto New Guy's head.
[4]
You attach yourself to his face.
Every damn time.
[6]
You wake up. There's a woman there, and she hands you an application for something. She's pretty, so you ignore everything she says. Then she leaves.
OH FUCKTITTES YOU HAVE MORE SHIT TO DO
You rush over to your next destination, your bike disintegrating over the trip until you have nothing but handlebars.
((Did I really get 3 1s in a row? Wow.))
Try again. Make sure somebody competent makes my Gundam or Zoids body. also, put the janitor at the top of my kill list.
[6]
You get a massive mechsuit of a body. However, you are instantly stolen by the US military.
Spawn in. Cause havoc.
Sue this fool
[2]
Suing a corpse gets you absolutely nowhere.
Construct a rocket launcher. Fire it at the potato. BOSS FIGHT: GO
[6]
The potato shudders!
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND!
>Plant the flower that's been in my gun since last game.
[1]
You lost it. YOU LOST IT
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2014, 02:29:30 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 10, 2014, 02:37:18 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 10, 2014, 02:43:56 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 10, 2014, 02:46:42 am
Use the potato for obstruction of multiverse proceedings
((I'm the one who started wrecking it! It's my potato!))
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 10, 2014, 02:54:10 am
Post by: da_nang on May 10, 2014, 03:00:16 am
Crumble da-nang's body into powder, then sell it off as fake cocaine.Decapitate him with the two-handed sword.
Post by: scapheap on May 10, 2014, 03:01:43 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 10, 2014, 03:05:42 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 10, 2014, 03:07:54 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 10, 2014, 04:59:21 am
Post by: da_nang on May 10, 2014, 05:10:35 am
((We're inside a potato. Anything's possible.))Crumble da-nang's body into powder, then sell it off as fake cocaine.Decapitate him with the two-handed sword.
((Umm, how would that work? I'm a tank.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 07:06:07 am
Post by: Cheesecake on May 10, 2014, 07:22:08 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 10, 2014, 07:26:41 am
Post by: NAV on May 10, 2014, 07:36:17 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 10, 2014, 07:45:04 am
Anyone wanna join me?
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 10, 2014, 07:52:17 am
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 10, 2014, 07:55:21 am
Fly away on Terry the Terrorbird. Bring New Guy with me.
Resist
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 10, 2014, 08:29:50 am
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2014, 09:38:42 am
Post by: Beirus on May 10, 2014, 10:25:46 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 10:35:11 am
Open an underground Chooze speak-easy to pay said mortgage.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 10, 2014, 10:36:16 am
GET A CONFRIMATION THAT THE POTATO THAT WE ARE TRAPED INSIDE IS AN BOSS THAT DOES NOT DO ANYTHING AFTER DEFETED
Liiiiike, release the anti-reality?
-e
Heeeey, we need precisely 2 more players for this game here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137877.150). Some kinda death-matchy arena thing.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 10, 2014, 04:39:23 pm
Post by: Propman on May 10, 2014, 04:53:19 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 10, 2014, 05:44:24 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 10, 2014, 06:06:04 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on May 11, 2014, 03:26:40 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 03:56:24 am
Find a spaceship,
[3]
You find the lunar lander.
Summon some excessive chef's who make french fries at all cost's and point them towards the potato storm.
[1]
They just use the chunks off the ground.
UseSue the potato for obstruction of multiverse proceedings
[6]
You charge the potato's wall with a court request. POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Crumble da-nang's body into powder, then sell it off as fake cocaine.
[2]
You can't catch the slippery bastard.
Construct a forcefield above myself. Fire another rocket.
[1]
The potatoes smash the field and bury you.
Crumble da-nang's body into powder, then sell it off as fake cocaine.Decapitate him with the two-handed sword.
[2]
You swing and miss.
use him for sacrifices
[5]
You sacrifice him. You also write an award winning book on how to dodge the OHP. Success.
Explore Imaginary Earth, which is a strange place inside a giant yam.
[2]
Hey, insult by association! RUDE
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Invite people to move onto the prime real estate on my back
[1]
No-one wants to live there.
Decorate the cave.
[6]
You smear stick figures on the wall with your poop.
Become one with the void of space.
[1]
If by that you mean you die explosively, then yes, you are one with the void of space.
Do what I must do. Also look at the application.
[3]
You're at your friend's house. Errands and shit. His dad fixes your bike in minutes.
His hot older sister that you totally crush on gives you a basket of muffins. She also sees lipstick on your face. FLAIL ARMS
DAMN YOU APPLICATION LADY DOING CPR THINGS
Alright, time to do back home.
Fly away on Terry the Terrorbird. Bring New Guy with me.
[6]
You grab New Guy and snap Terry's spine.
Find pupils. Orphans, preferrably. Not pupils I have just made orphans, of course.
Anyone wanna join me?
[3]
You find one pupil, who you lead back to your cave. He's promptly scared off by Lyeos smearing turd over the walls.
Go and sulk/be groomed. The asshole broke protocol, they know what happens when they break protocol. Rationalize.
[6]
All is well, for now.
The zookeepers just dropped in a crate of bananas. EVERY MONKEY FOR THEMSELVES
Fly away on Terry the Terrorbird. Bring New Guy with me.
Resist
[4]
You lie down and roll away.
attempt to summon time lords again
[2]
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
The potato disagrees.
GET A CONFRIMATION THAT THE POTATO THAT WE ARE TRAPED INSIDE IS AN BOSS THAT DOES NOT DO ANYTHING AFTER DEFETED
[3]
I'm going to go with maybe.
Escape the military. Go kill that janitor that farted on me.
[6]
You falcon punch Janitor in the face. He is actually a god.
You may want to run.
Take a mortgage out against a fine piece o' potato an' the restaurant's land, which I claim with some convoluted and outdated law.
Open an underground Chooze speak-easy to pay said mortgage.
[5]
You have your business.
Sorry kiddies, but no updates today because family things. Updates will return tomorrow.
okay i lied
>Start a cookie stand.
[6]
The cookies are ridiculously addictive. People are chasing after you for more.
Summon Sotarans
[1]
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
FLESHBALL KATAMARI GO
[4]
I don't know what that is so okay.
Intensify.
[2]
You start calming down.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 11, 2014, 04:00:21 am
Post by: Cheesecake on May 11, 2014, 04:11:27 am
Get revenge on space!
Post by: TamerVirus on May 11, 2014, 04:23:00 am
NO! THE BURDEN OF POTATO LIES ON YOU!
Post by: da_nang on May 11, 2014, 04:27:15 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 11, 2014, 04:32:51 am
Post by: Propman on May 11, 2014, 04:35:16 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 11, 2014, 04:37:00 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 11, 2014, 04:38:15 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 11, 2014, 05:39:00 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 11, 2014, 05:51:49 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2014, 06:21:21 am
Give up on killing Liberals stylishly, and just squash them.
Post by: Lyeos on May 11, 2014, 06:32:17 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 11, 2014, 07:56:25 am
Post by: Erils on May 11, 2014, 09:47:00 am
Post by: Beirus on May 11, 2014, 11:19:53 am
Kill the Janitor/God and absorb his divine essence to become a God.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 11, 2014, 11:24:43 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 11, 2014, 12:58:50 pm
Post by: scapheap on May 11, 2014, 01:11:58 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 11, 2014, 01:12:40 pm
Post by: NAV on May 11, 2014, 04:44:33 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 06:12:22 pm
Run Chooze.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 11, 2014, 06:33:16 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 07:58:26 pm
Find an actual spaceship that I can use.
YOU DIDN'T BOLD IT
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Dammit.
Get revenge on space!
[6]
You rip a hole in space-time. TAKE THAT, SPACE
Reflect the potato strike using complex legal reasoning!
NO! THE BURDEN OF POTATO LIES ON YOU!
[3]
You form one of the greatest arguements of all time. You are covered in potatoes nonetheless.
...I could've been covering people in potatoes all this time. I've been outdone.
SUMMON DRAGONS AND USE DRAGONFIRE TO MELT SINVARA!
[5]
Yay reptile-bros! Sinvara is on fire.
Focus my energy into a blast to throw the potatoes off me and into random ballistic courses, hopefully some of which will hit the potato.
[6]
You send the potatoes flying. Most of them play the gravity card and fall back on top of you.
>Hire a bunch of grannies to bake more cookies!
[5]
Cookie production is up 2000%!
Sacrifice da-nang to the GM for divine favor and blessing, and also because he tried to destroy existence last time.
[6]
You blow da_nang's head off.
Hooray! I grant you a one time +9001 bonus for attacking reality potatoes.
And no, I have not been taking cocaine. Really.
ROLL OVER ALL THE THINGS
[1]
You get rolled over. MANY TEARS WOW
Make a space rift to absorb the potatoes!
[4]
Goodbye potatoes.
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Triple fire breath attack on the potato strikes. Invite people saved to ride on my back to distroy the potato
[2]
No-one wants to navigate the hair forest.
Screw that. Become one with the fabric of reality to gain awesome Matrix powers.
[6]
Considering you're inside reality supported by a potato, you get potato powers.
((Fuck fancy colours, I'm on mobile))
Give up on killing Liberals stylishly, and just squash them.
[2]
You're too slow. Fugging Nyx-Snake Liberals.
Flee!
[3]
You run around in circles, poo in hand, before you luck out and run through the cave entrance.
God dammit... investigate that thing that crashed into the lake on the way home.
[1]
There's nothing there. Time to go home.
Become an adept mage
[6]
You get lots of power. Other mages are trying to steal it, because apparently magic works like Highlander when your universe is contained inside a potato.
((Run? What am I, a sentient Playstation? I hope my overshoot mech came with some sort of ridiculously powerful God-killing weapon.))
Kill the Janitor/God and absorb his divine essence to become a God.
[5]
You are now the God of Xboxes! Tweens across the globe swear violently in your name.
Demand a banana tithe.
[1]
You declare you want bananas.
A wad of poo hits your face.
Make the Universe Potato the first boss
[5]
The universe potato is the first boss. Kill it and stuff.
Hire faceless(sort of, they can still have faces, but under masks) mooks for my evil castle
[1]
None for you.
CUT THE ANTI REALITY POTATO
[3]
It's not very effective...
Oh no! Snap that spine back together. And lose weight.
[6]
You snap the spine back into place. I think you killed Terry. Again.
YEAH!
Run Chooze.
[1]
Cops. FAAAAAARRK
Convert potatoes to either yams or beets.
[3]
You expend a lot of energy converting a pile of potatoes into yams.
HERESY DETECTED, TRIPLE HELPING OF POTATO STRIKES INBOUND
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 11, 2014, 08:11:14 pm
Don't mind me, just making the boss fight cheesy.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 08:15:14 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 11, 2014, 08:27:29 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 11, 2014, 08:46:28 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 11, 2014, 08:46:59 pm
Use godly powers and the weapons in my mecha body to fight the Potato.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2014, 08:54:54 pm
UNLEASH VENOM WAVE
Post by: blazing glory on May 11, 2014, 09:01:52 pm
Post by: NAV on May 11, 2014, 09:07:33 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 11, 2014, 09:43:53 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 11, 2014, 09:58:42 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 11, 2014, 10:24:35 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 11, 2014, 11:30:33 pm
Post by: Propman on May 11, 2014, 11:33:15 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 12, 2014, 12:13:12 am
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 12, 2014, 12:25:56 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 12, 2014, 12:27:36 am
Perform hidden ritual of the "↑ ↑↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A". Summon a dimensional sword.
((You're missing a crucial component...))
Post by: TamerVirus on May 12, 2014, 01:34:42 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 12, 2014, 01:36:21 am
Post by: da_nang on May 12, 2014, 03:07:18 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 12, 2014, 04:27:20 am
Screw that. Become one with the fabric of reality to gain awesome Matrix powers.Missed my post...
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 04:45:17 am
Screw that. Become one with the fabric of reality to gain awesome Matrix powers.Missed my post...
Screw that. Become one with the fabric of reality to gain awesome Matrix powers.
[6]
Considering you're inside reality supported by a potato, you get potato powers.
::)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 12, 2014, 04:58:25 am
((has been gone for so long doesn't know what is going on.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 05:20:08 am
Summon Universe Cheese in a ritual that will fuse with Universe Potato.
Don't mind me, just making the boss fight cheesy.
[2]
Yeah, you're just going to need a ridiculous amount of power first.
Dodge cops. Use tommy guns if necessary. Make potatos au gratin to serve on the legitimate side of things... OUT OF THE UNIVERSE POTATO AND UNIVERSE CHEESE! BOOSH!
[4]
You cut slivers out of the potato reality. Food!
protect hugoluman by incinerating the potato strikes
[5]
Potatoes exploded.
Go home.
[3]
You go home. Your sister and mother see the application.
"It's for a talent contest! There'll be prizes!"
"LIKE MONEY?"
And so, you are gangpressed into signing it.
Fuck this, you go straight to bed.
((I can just imagine some kid playing COD, being 1 kill away from the AC-130 streak, getting killed by a random grenade, and shouting "Beirus damn it!". Also, I suppose the RNG Gods have now reset my karmic luck to neutral. Also, that Janitor God is dead, right?))
Use godly powers and the weapons in my mecha body to fight the Potato.
[6]
PEW PEW MURRICA
God class located.
NUCLEAR POTATO DETECTED
"Must... kill..."
UNLEASH VENOM WAVE
[2]
It doesn't work, they're Nyx snakes!
Kill reality potato.
[2]
If it were that easy, we'd be free.
Perform CPR on Terry.
[3]
Crushed terror bird steaks anyone?
Beat up the monkey that threw it, take his bananas. Also those of his neighbors.
[6]
YOU HAVE ALL THE BANANAS!
The monkeys cry revolution! Ready, aim, sling poo!
BOIL UNIVERSE
[3]
You raise the universe's temperature by one microkelvin.
Rocket Jump (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocketJump) out of the potato pile. While in the air, quickly create a magnetic plasma bolter (realistic lightning gun) and fire it at the Universe Potato.
[6]
Forgot your rocketboots. PAIN
Call out to the Parallel GM, who is obsessed with Yams and Yoghurt.
[5]
He pops out of nowhere.
My mortal enemy. We meet again.
Oh fuck, it's this nutcase. Wait, weren't you dead?
>Attempt to spread my cookie business into a world wide industry.
[1]
MARKET FLOP
Massproduced french fries are much cheaper due to the Potato War.
Sword Beam the potato strike.
[2]
You swot one potato. The rest bury you.
Perform hidden ritual of the "↑ ↑↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A". Summon a dimensional sword.
[5]
Dimensional sword get!
Oh titties. Put that down. Now. There's a reason those are locked away.
Summon a giant judge to grant summary judgement against the anti reality potato
[3]
The judge quits due to poor pay conditions. NUTS
HAVE DRAGONS SHOUT "SLEN TIID VO" ON ME.
[2]
Nothing happens, soz.
On that note, your soul belongs to me now.
TIME LORD CHAOS
((has been gone for so long doesn't know what is going on.
((Don't worry, neither do I))
[1]
NONE FOR YOU AS PREVIOUSLY STATED LIKE 20 TIMES
Twist the divine blessing into an anti-potato field surrounding all attacking the reality potato.
[1+9001] ;D
Field launched. It completely destroys the universe potato. It also completely obliterates a third of the new omniverse through extreme amounts of raw power.
And you blew up a massive chunk of reality. Again. Well, it was over nine thousand.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!
Universe Potato Defeated!
Slayer: Sinvara
Casualties: Universe potato, countless potatoes, one third of the omniverse.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 12, 2014, 05:23:43 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 12, 2014, 05:26:38 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 12, 2014, 05:27:00 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 05:29:17 am
PTW. Might join in a bit. ;)
My advice is to run while you still have limbs.
Post by: killerhellhound on May 12, 2014, 05:35:25 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 12, 2014, 05:35:59 am
Post by: Evilsx on May 12, 2014, 05:49:16 am
Time to come back to RTD silly-ness
Post by: kj1225 on May 12, 2014, 06:03:51 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 12, 2014, 06:46:00 am
Now that we're outside the potato, gain awesome omniversal powers.
Post by: da_nang on May 12, 2014, 07:06:31 am
Initiate biological reconstruction.
Post by: Lyeos on May 12, 2014, 07:38:06 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 12, 2014, 07:52:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 10:17:41 am
Dodge cops. Use tommy guns if necessary. Make potatos au gratin to serve on the legitimate side of things... OUT OF THE UNIVERSE POTATO AND UNIVERSE CHEESE! BOOSH!
HEY! YOU FORGOT SOMEBODY!
Also, can I still make Potatoes au gratin from the universe potato?
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 12, 2014, 12:13:58 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 12, 2014, 12:14:51 pm
Stand defiantly on my mountain ofpotabananas, face down the mob through a show of shear ferocity.
FALL ONTO FACE
Post by: Helgoland on May 12, 2014, 12:17:05 pm
Stand defiantly on my mountain ofBut who will be ferociously shorn?potabananas, face down the mob through a show of shear ferocity.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 12, 2014, 12:18:43 pm
Post by: NAV on May 12, 2014, 12:33:52 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 12, 2014, 01:18:48 pm
Get into the omniverse and acquire more powers! Like magic or superpowers.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 03:15:57 pm
Post by: Propman on May 12, 2014, 03:57:14 pm
>Rethinking my marketing strategies, I place in an additional free lanyard for every box of dozen cookies purchased!
Post by: Helgoland on May 12, 2014, 04:08:41 pm
Talk to hermits to increase my arcane power!"Why are you bothering me? State your demand, and state it quickly."
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 04:34:20 pm
Dodge cops. Use tommy guns if necessary. Make potatos au gratin to serve on the legitimate side of things... OUT OF THE UNIVERSE POTATO AND UNIVERSE CHEESE! BOOSH!
HEY! YOU FORGOT SOMEBODY!
Also, can I still make Potatoes au gratin from the universe potato?
It is literally the second one on the update.
*flips keyboard*
And yes.
Post by: poketwo on May 12, 2014, 04:43:49 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 05:03:55 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 12, 2014, 05:15:53 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 05:27:54 pm
(( Wha... HOW!? I even used Ctrl+F and searched my username looking for it! Aggh. Why does this keep happening to me? >.< XD Lol, I guess I just gotta be more careful. ))Dodge cops. Use tommy guns if necessary. Make potatos au gratin to serve on the legitimate side of things... OUT OF THE UNIVERSE POTATO AND UNIVERSE CHEESE! BOOSH!
HEY! YOU FORGOT SOMEBODY!
Also, can I still make Potatoes au gratin from the universe potato?
It is literally the second one on the update.
*flips keyboard*
And yes.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 05:36:35 pm
(The Uberverse?)What would that possibly encompass that "All of reality and fiction" wouldn't?
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 12, 2014, 05:39:08 pm
(I kinda wished we'd stay in the potato longer, since if the entire omniverse is at stake again there's literally nothing to build up to.)((Maybe you people should have thought of that. But oooh no, 'we want bosses and we want them now!' you people said. 'WE MUST FIGHT BOSSES !!24/7!!' you people said. And NOW we're back in the omniverse and all our old avatars got exploded. Ooh weell. Pacing's over-rated, amiright (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKzJWoZWMOI)?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 05:40:02 pm
All of imaginary space, which is distinct from fiction.(The Uberverse?)What would that possibly encompass that "All of reality and fiction" wouldn't?
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 05:41:23 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 05:43:59 pm
Imaginary is just unwritten fiction.There's some philosophical debate on that. Also I was referring to mathematical imaginary, not narrative.
Post by: da_nang on May 12, 2014, 05:50:25 pm
((I can't wait for ℂ3, then.))Imaginary is just unwritten fiction.There's some philosophical debate on that. Also I was referring to mathematical imaginary, not narrative.
Post by: Helgoland on May 12, 2014, 05:56:55 pm
The omniverse's power set, for example :D(The Uberverse?)What would that possibly encompass that "All of reality and fiction" wouldn't?
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 06:25:19 pm
(I kinda wished we'd stay in the potato longer, since if the entire omniverse is at stake again there's literally nothing to build up to.)
((He did roll a 9002. There'll be plenty of crap to fight, not to worry, mainly because the majority of you will create the crap itself.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 06:27:20 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 08:10:19 pm
Respawn on Earth.
[2]
Nope, you're still a ghost.
Summon four of Pharika's Chosen (essentially superpowered Nyx-snakes) to take down the inferior Nyx-snake Libs. Use Pharika's Cure on the others.
[6]
The chosen joined the liberals. FAAARK
spawn on Gallifrey
[1]
Exploded by potato destruction.
shed a single tear for the fallen potatos then get a wizards tower built on my back that can withstand me moving around
[5]
Yay! You also get wizards.
Use the Nanoforge to create a bunch of videogame-style first aid kits (the ones absorbed through osmosis), use some of them and throw the rest on the ground for others to use.
[1]
You make a thermonuclear mess instead.
Now I remember why I didn't give these to scrubs.
Become an anti-potato and wonder about existing
Time to come back to RTD silly-ness
[3]
You spawn as a potato.
Sleep.
[1]
You wake up on a bed. Everything around you is black.
"Congratulations on joining the Galaxy Police!"
"What?"
We have your application here.
...FUCK YOU, RELATIVES
"We have a video from your family."
They're all crying.
"We're so sorry, but you do have lots of debt built up from all the damages you create. Hope you have a great career-"
Meanwhile, the dad and sister are eating all of your crushes' muffins. You start crying out.
"MY MUFFINS! NOOOOOOO"
"Alright, are we done with the video now? Let's go on vacation with his advance pay."
"WOO, HAWAII-"
"And that is the end of the video. We'll get you set up now."
Oh shizzle, missed that bit.
Now that we're outside the potato, gain awesome omniversal powers.
[5]
Omniverse powers get!
Rip my soul free from GM's clutches.
Initiate biological reconstruction.
[3]
Yeah, I'm selling your soul on Ebay.
Wash my hands.
[4]
You clean most of the poo off.
Steal the GM's microwave.
[2]
Fuck off, that's my popcorn making machine!
Stand defiantly on my mountain ofpotabananas, face down the mob through a show of utter ferocity.
[5]
The monkeys are intimidated. VICTORY
Stand defiantly on my mountain ofpotabananas, face down the mob through a show of shear ferocity.
FALL ONTO FACE
[6]
You crash into the monkey's face.
STEAL HIS BANANAS
Mourn.
[2]
Someone steals the corpse. NUTS
((Am I still God of Xboxes?))
Get into the omniverse and acquire more powers! Like magic or superpowers.
((yis))
[6]
You are granted the power to kill anyone using an Xbox. Your source of god-power.
Fuck it, go find Vaatu.
[2]
NONE FOR THY
Talk to hermits to increase my arcane power!
[6]
You get a few powers. Meh.
Oh, did I forget to mention that 90% of the omniverse is after you? Yeah, might have forgotten to mention that.
Hmmmf.
>Rethinking my marketing strategies, I place in an additional free lanyard for every box of dozen cookies purchased!
[6]
Lanyards are an abomination! I CURSE YOU WITH CHICKMAGNETDOM
START TO RAID THE OMNIVERSE AS PIRATES
[4]
You steal a chair. FUG YES
(Alright, but let's try to tone it down a bit. ALL OF REALITY ASPLODES was a week ago, and if we make that the default state it will get boring.)
Oooor I could tone it up so much that REALITY ASPLODES seems like the easy way out :D
Post by: NAV on May 12, 2014, 08:15:08 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 12, 2014, 08:19:14 pm
Steal GM's Refrigerator
(Alright, but let's try to tone it down a bit. ALL OF REALITY ASPLODES was a week ago, and if we make that the default state it will get boring.)
(So you like to see players performing their actions in oscillations that minimize at 'localized shenanigans' and peak at 'Omniverse battle'?)
Post by: kj1225 on May 12, 2014, 08:25:42 pm
"I'm fairly certain I'd be more upset if I didn't just realize my family members are all huge dicks."
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 08:33:33 pm
Find out what happened to my mutant space chickens over the past 7 billion years.
Post by: Beirus on May 12, 2014, 08:34:54 pm
Give the GM an Xbox.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 08:47:23 pm
(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)
Find out what happened to my mutant space chickens over the past 7 billion years.
((Either that, or I'll destroy everything and let people play in the fallout.))
Post by: killerhellhound on May 12, 2014, 08:50:16 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 12, 2014, 08:54:50 pm
GOUGE EYES AND BITE FINGERS.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 12, 2014, 09:18:22 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 12, 2014, 09:50:39 pm
Cast "Teleport" and appear on the bridge of my multi-superweapon space station thingy.((Hey do you mean me I mean I have a few super weapons((Wizards)) and if my roll is good I will be in space))
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 12, 2014, 10:26:30 pm
(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))
Recreate the staff of Aesculapius. Only this time, make it big and multidimensional enough to be seen from any point in the omniverse.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 12, 2014, 10:37:47 pm
Post by: Propman on May 12, 2014, 11:40:44 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 12, 2014, 11:46:51 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 12, 2014, 11:50:24 pm
ABSCOND
Post by: blazing glory on May 13, 2014, 12:10:51 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 01:42:12 am
*shudders*(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))
So...beautiful...
Post by: da_nang on May 13, 2014, 01:59:27 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 13, 2014, 03:43:12 am
Steal that staff for the forces of(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))
Recreate the staff of Aesculapius. Only this time, make it big and multidimensional enough to be seen from any point in the omniverse.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 07:04:56 am
Dammit summon potatoes inside the bloodstream of whoever stole the corpse.
[6]
HEY! I am try-ing to make roast terror bird here.
AIRSTRIKE INBOUND
"Fine..."
Steal GM's Refrigerator(Alright, but let's try to tone it down a bit. ALL OF REALITY ASPLODES was a week ago, and if we make that the default state it will get boring.)
(So you like to see players performing their actions in oscillations that minimize at 'localized shenanigans' and peak at 'Omniverse battle'?)
[1]
That's where I keep the cheese! YOU MONSTER
Nuclear potato launched!
KJ's mouth opens and closes several times before he speaks.
"I'm fairly certain I'd be more upset if I didn't just realize my family members are all huge dicks."
[4]
"Huh? Never mind, let's go to the bridge."
You walk through the ship. Some of it is transparent, and you can see spaaaaace. Woah.
Then you press on a pressure plate.
"Keep in mind you have to be careful, the walls are very complex..."
The man walks off.
You get stuck in a washing machine, and you arrive at the bridge 10 minutes later after being squeezed through a pipe.
"Ah, there you are. We're going back to the GP base, which is the size of a solar system!"
(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)
Find out what happened to my mutant space chickens over the past 7 billion years.
[3]
They're all gone. Most of them are dead, and the remainders are immortals who have hidden themselves among modern civilisations.
((So the Xboxes are the source of my power? Or do I get power from the people playing them?))
Give the GM an Xbox.
[6]
((people playing them))
Sweet! More toilet paper!
Go traveling through space visiting other worlds and helping the wizards learn magic also learn magic myself
[4]
You take the wizard tower to a few places. You can't really teach magic if you can't do it yourself.
Cast "Teleport" and appear on the bridge of my multi-superweapon space station thingy.
[2]
Yeah, um, in the brief seconds I've been back, I traded it for cheese. Because reasons.
Also, there's a bounty on your head. You should prolly hide somewhere.
Well I WAS going to begin throwing bananas into the crowd in a political masterstroke, but NO.
GOUGE EYES AND BITE FINGERS.
[1]
You miss him completely!
go find EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN
[5]
Found him. He was in the Lincoln Memorial. That was easy.
(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))
Recreate the staff of Aesculapius. Only this time, make it big and multidimensional enough to be seen from any point in the omniverse.
[6]
Near instantly, every single part of it is stolen or exploded.
That was very, very dumb.
Cast Nausea. All the snakes' toughnesses are reduced to zero. They die.
[3]
Only a few of them die.
FUCKING LIBERALS
>Experiment with chicks and cookies in order to make chicken-flavoured cookies.
[3]
Your scientists use human chicks (as in hot women) as fodder.
So, cannibalism. Reaching new lows!
Respawn on Earth.
[1]
Nah, you keep being a ghost.
CONSUME ALL THE BANANAS
ABSCOND
[3]
You only eat some of the bananas.
Buy my soul back. Have dragons bid as well to ensure it ends up in the right hands.
[2]
You get Ebay-sniped by some random idiot in America.
"I stole his Ebay spirit, which makes mine stronger! That's how it works, right? Like Highlander? To be fair, I have drunk like a litre of vodka, so I'm the cra-zay right now."
Eat a potato or something....
[5]
You eat a potato.
FAVOUR GET
+1 roll for one turn for you!
Steal that staff for the forces of(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))
Recreate the staff of Aesculapius. Only this time, make it big and multidimensional enough to be seen from any point in the omniverse.goodME!
[3]
You get one piece of the hull before every other thief in the omniversal area loots everything else.
Post by: kj1225 on May 13, 2014, 07:06:28 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 13, 2014, 07:14:26 am
Create a smaller staff of Aesculapius, one that I can simply carry with me and protect.
Post by: blazing glory on May 13, 2014, 07:21:00 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 13, 2014, 07:33:31 am
Post by: da_nang on May 13, 2014, 07:42:48 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 07:44:37 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 13, 2014, 07:57:01 am
((New action))
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 13, 2014, 08:00:22 am
Carve myself a business with the Dimensional Sword. Also, slash myself a ton of cash to invest in the stock exchange.
Spoiler: Irrelevant (click to show/hide)
Post by: killerhellhound on May 13, 2014, 08:06:23 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 13, 2014, 08:11:07 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 08:40:33 am
(( Yay! Evil Steampunk Lincoln returns! ))
Post by: NAV on May 13, 2014, 10:22:30 am
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 13, 2014, 10:33:10 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 13, 2014, 10:58:56 am
CONSUME ALL THE BANANAS
ABSCOND
[3]
You only eat some of the bananas.
Stop this with great, violent prejudice.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 13, 2014, 11:04:46 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 13, 2014, 11:05:54 am
CONSUME ALL THE BANANAS
ABSCOND
[3]
You only eat some of the bananas.
Stop this with great, violent prejudice.
FORCEFEED HIM THE REMAINING BANANAS
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 11:11:23 am
Again doesn't know what chaos has happened
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 13, 2014, 11:15:23 am
CONSUME ALL THE BANANAS
ABSCOND
[3]
You only eat some of the bananas.
Stop this with great, violent prejudice.
FORCEFEED HIM THE REMAINING BANANAS
nooo those bananas are for the children!
Post by: Beirus on May 13, 2014, 12:00:14 pm
Mid-boss battle time.Overreact with extreme prejudice and weapons. I deserve to be a Post-game boss, darnit. One of those ones you can only fight after three playthroughs.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 13, 2014, 12:24:58 pm
Mid-boss battle time.Overreact with extreme prejudice and weapons. I deserve to be a Post-game boss, darnit. One of those ones you can only fight after three playthroughs.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
Get in on this. Break into the Terraria 'verse, unleashing the wrath of the (post-post-endgame) Frost Moon on both of them.
"Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!"
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 02:58:43 pm
"... Do they have random washing machine plates there as well?"
((You a cosmic butt monkey. Reality itself will bend in order to fuck with you.))
[6]
"What? Alright, so-"
Alarms start blaring.
"Fuck. Pirates. We need to use the random jump... New guy, take the console!"
Thankless bastards. Don't they realize you need the whole staff for it to be any good? Even the value of the bronze, if smelted from it, is nothing compared to the value of curing every ailment in the omniverse.
Create a smaller staff of Aesculapius, one that I can simply carry with me and protect.
[5]
Yaaaay.
Eat cheese!
[6+1]
You eat too much and your stomach ruptures.
Steal Nuclear Potato and the GM's Front Door
[1]
You get the potato, alright, because it detonates right next to you. Enjoy radiation!
Create corporeal manifestation of my soul. Strangle American.
[3]
You barely materialise.
I don't know what that is, but keep doing it.
Cease to be.
[5]
Granted.
No.
Carve myself a business with the Dimensional Sword. Also, slash myself a ton of cash to invest in the stock exchange.Spoiler: Irrelevant (click to show/hide)
[2]
You cut a hole in space time every time you take the sword out of its sheath.
This is why we don't use them.
learn magic it should be easy because I breath magic fire normally
[4]
You learn more fire magic.
Team up with Evil Steampunk Lincoln AND DESTROY CANADA
[6]
You both get trapped in Canadian spacetime because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN CANADA
Sell the potatoes au gratin made from the anti-reality potato to Canada, going to war with Evil Steampunk Lincoln if necessary.
(( Yay! Evil Steampunk Lincoln returns! ))
[1]
Canada don't want it.
Mid-boss battle time.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
[1]
The bubbles pop in your eyes. THE PAIN
Respawn in my spaceship.
[6]
You pop in your spaceship. For some reason, it's filled with weasel turd.
Find one of the immortal raptors.
[5]
You find one. He recognises you as the creator and asks where you were.
CONSUME ALL THE BANANAS
ABSCOND
[3]
You only eat some of the bananas.
Stop this with great, violent prejudice.
FORCEFEED HIM THE REMAINING BANANAS
[2]VS[1]
You are squashed by the troop of rebeling monkeys. They shower you both in poop.
Does something a flag would do((try and grow legs or something))
Again doesn't know what chaos has happened
[4]
Flappin in the wind. Aw yeah.
Mid-boss battle time.Overreact with extreme prejudice and weapons. I deserve to be a Post-game boss, darnit. One of those ones you can only fight after three playthroughs.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
[2]
You miss completely. You are a shitty boss.
Mid-boss battle time.Overreact with extreme prejudice and weapons. I deserve to be a Post-game boss, darnit. One of those ones you can only fight after three playthroughs.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
Get in on this. Break into the Terraria 'verse, unleashing the wrath of the (post-post-endgame) Frost Moon on both of them.
"Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!"
[5]
Frost moon for all!
Appear on a Klingon Warbird because reasons, then kill the captain to replace him.
[3]
As you are a tank, this sorta splinters the ship. There's a hole in it now.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 13, 2014, 03:00:20 pm
TURN INTO HOLE IN SPACE
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 03:00:57 pm
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 13, 2014, 03:14:53 pm
Post by: da_nang on May 13, 2014, 03:15:28 pm
Post by: Propman on May 13, 2014, 03:27:14 pm
>Sell cookie company to some poor shmuck and use the proceeds to found a weapons manufactory.
Post by: NAV on May 13, 2014, 03:31:42 pm
Spoiler: Proof (click to show/hide)
Summon a huge potato over Beirus and Lolfail0009's heads. Let gravity do the rest.
Post by: scapheap on May 13, 2014, 04:43:42 pm
NEIGH.
"Of course, it so simple."
Summon and bind demons to my will!
Post by: poketwo on May 13, 2014, 04:49:48 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 13, 2014, 05:01:30 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 13, 2014, 05:21:54 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 13, 2014, 06:19:27 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 13, 2014, 06:58:02 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 13, 2014, 07:26:19 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 13, 2014, 07:50:15 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 13, 2014, 07:53:10 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 13, 2014, 08:26:44 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 13, 2014, 09:10:25 pm
(Guys, Frost Moon isn't the boss itself. It's the sign of the boss, signalling the arrival of many waves of evil christmas themed stuff and eventually evil mecha Santa Claus. I don't doubt you can destroy it but just beware that other stuff..)((I still want to kill it and take its power. Them I can summon evil Christmas stuff before evil mecha Santa Claus and I have a giant mecha fight where we realize that the true threat is NAV and team up to end his reign (or rain, both might be applicable) of potatoness. It's all planned out. As long as the Dice don't mess it up.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 13, 2014, 09:15:06 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 13, 2014, 09:18:19 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 13, 2014, 09:19:15 pm
((I am the universal butt monkey. Don't complain.))((Just pointing out that he's banking on several 1/6-3/6 chances going his way))
Post by: kj1225 on May 13, 2014, 09:21:01 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 13, 2014, 09:35:47 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 09:50:14 pm
Then again, you only have two rolls where you get what you want, whereas if you get a 1, 2, 3, or 6, your ass is mine.
Post by: kj1225 on May 13, 2014, 09:51:50 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 13, 2014, 09:56:06 pm
((I think something is wrong with random.com. Either that, or my bad luck is rubbing off on the players.((You stay the hell away from my ass. I need that to sit! And another word that's one letter off from sit.))
Then again, you only have two rolls where you get what you want, whereas if you get a 1, 2, 3, or 6, your ass is mine.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 13, 2014, 10:20:13 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 13, 2014, 10:23:40 pm
Become ethereal and leave those two to the wrath of the Zombie Elves, Nutcrackers, Everscreams and Santa-NKs
Side Action: Make the music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBCR-yMtTBM) happen.
Post by: NAV on May 13, 2014, 10:40:30 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 11:00:47 pm
Alternatively:
Roll to cross-over again!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 02:50:21 am
MISSION COMPLETE
TURN INTO HOLE IN SPACE
[4]
You make a pin-sized hole in space time.
Reincarnate as a flower.
[3]
You are grass.
> Fail to realize injury. Realizing makes things happen in cartoons :o
[1]
Nope, extreme ligament damage.
SUFFOCATE AMERICAN
[6]
He's dead.
Because he was also a rich white american, media up in your ass.
Well, the business was great while it lasted, but:
>Sell cookie company to some poor shmuck and use the proceeds to found a weapons manufactory.
[4]
Eh. It's a pretty shitty weapons plant, but better than nothing. Better start shelling out the AK-47s.
I am the recurring mid-boss. Beirus is the player that I'm attacking. Get it straight.Spoiler: Proof (click to show/hide)
Summon a huge potato over Beirus and Lolfail0009's heads. Let gravity do the rest.
[2]
No potato summon for you.
I don't need oxygen! Kill the captain and take his place.
[1]
No, but you do need pressure. You go flying out the hole.
"Darn, no minions. What do you think, Tenebra?"
NEIGH.
"Of course, it so simple."
Summon and bind demons to my will!
[6]
Too many demons! They break free and trash your stuff!
FIND MY OLD AVATAR
[2]
HE WAS CONVENIENTLY EXPLODED
eat my stomach to get it back.
[6]
This doesn't work out the way you intended. Oh yeah, internal bleeding and such.
"Well, I passed the Drunk Science-Logic-Bending threshold and wound up 'Stoned' in an asteroid for the past several billion years. Sorry about that. So, what happened after I disappeared?"
[2]
"A million years of dominance, before we got our asses handed to us by the Titan Coalition. Which was beaten by the Tribunal of Gods a few billion years later."
Steal the potato from across time and throw at the GM!
[4]
The potato bounces off him.
Getting funny are we?
Take out the Frost Moon. Absorb its powers.
[2]
The moon is too big.
Help kill the Frost Moon WITH FIRE
[6]
You set the moon on fire. This was probably a bad idea.
MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN IN CANADA
[5]
A Canadian spills a bottle of maple syrup. It is the second greatest tragedy in Canada's history.
KJ TAKES THE WHEEL! If allowed the Benny Hill theme plays as they are chased.
[6]
Oh yes, you earned this one.
You type in some random coordinates.
Pop! You appear right next to another pirate ship.
"Jump again!"
Another pirate ship.
"What? Jump again!"
"Jump again!"
"Jump again!"
"Jump again!"
"Jump again!"
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Jump again!"
So yeah, now there's about 2000 or so pirates chasing you. They've started arguing over the ship.
Learn White Magic. Become the very best, like no one ever was with my staff.
[4]
You're adequate.
Become ethereal and leave those two to the wrath of the Zombie Elves, Nutcrackers, Everscreams and Santa-NKs
Side Action: Make the music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBCR-yMtTBM) happen.
[2]
The mobs get destroyed by modern day weaponry. CURSE YOU REALITY, YOU SUCK
Roll to roll
Alternatively:
Roll to cross-over again!
[5]
Crossover portal opened. Choose destination.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 14, 2014, 02:52:15 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 14, 2014, 03:00:54 am
My face (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gBYz7rOr0Q)
Post by: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 03:04:07 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 14, 2014, 03:13:04 am
Summon the Terrarian Destroyer.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 03:15:26 am
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 14, 2014, 03:18:40 am
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 14, 2014, 03:21:39 am
((Yeah, the destroyer is way easier. Soz.))
((I know, but it's also made of stronger stuff than snow and gingerbread. You'd need more than a few modern bullets to stop it, and Earth doesn't have Meteorite Shot, much less some Optic Staffs.))
Post by: Helgoland on May 14, 2014, 03:23:09 am
Find a planet with beings that have recently aquired sapience.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 03:23:46 am
((Yeah, the destroyer is way easier. Soz.))
((I know, but it's also made of stronger stuff than snow and gingerbread. You'd need more than a few modern bullets to stop it, and Earth doesn't have Meteorite Shot.))
((Maybe not normal Earth. You forgot what game you're in.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 03:24:27 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 14, 2014, 03:25:17 am
((Yeah, the destroyer is way easier. Soz.))
((I know, but it's also made of stronger stuff than snow and gingerbread. You'd need more than a few modern bullets to stop it, and Earth doesn't have Meteorite Shot.))
((Maybe not normal Earth. You forgot what game you're in.))
((You forget that the RNG smiles on the insane and unpredictable. I wanna see how this goes...))
Post by: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 03:26:46 am
Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
Ctrl alt delete, Start task manager,click Terraria,end process.
((Frankly I hate Terraria,it's way to tedious for me,even moving seems slow.))
((It deserves to die this way.))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 14, 2014, 03:31:35 am
Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
Ctrl alt delete, Start task manager,click Terraria,end process.
((Frankly I hate Terraria,it's way to tedious for me,even moving seems slow.))
((It deserves to die this way.))
((Can I remind you all that you can no more end Terraria's process to close the link to the Terraria 'verse any more than you can end th06.exe to unlink from Gensokyo?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 03:35:31 am
Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
Ctrl alt delete, Start task manager,click Terraria,end process.
((Frankly I hate Terraria,it's way to tedious for me,even moving seems slow.))
((It deserves to die this way.))
((Can I remind you all that you can no more end Terraria's process to close the link to the Terraria 'verse any more than you can end th06.exe to unlink from Gensokyo?))
Nah. But you can always end the process with a sledge hammer.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 14, 2014, 03:36:42 am
LINK TO FATAL
he he he
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 03:37:32 am
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 14, 2014, 03:44:56 am
Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )((NOT HOMESTUCK))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 03:51:31 am
(( What are you implying? Friend I know 8 different kinds of troll that could screw this thread over, I don't need to stoop to Hussie! Matter o' fact, the only reason I'm bringin' 'em into my RTD, which is not this one, is for the mini-game "Roll a d12 to see which Homestuck troll the GM beats the sh** outta this week!" An' as a matter o' fact, I can prob'ly screw with things even better and reap a higher ironic reward with good ol' Nordic trolls! Or even those weird poofy-headed creepydolls with the same name... So be on your toes young cosmonaut or ye might find yerself fighting a creepy mismarketed "child's toy"! Muahahaha! ( An' you call yerself "InsanityIncarnate" pppfffft. ))Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )((NOT HOMESTUCK))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 04:15:09 am
(( What are you implying? Friend I know 8 different kinds of troll that could screw this thread over, I don't need to stoop to Hussie! Matter o' fact, the only reason I'm bringin' 'em into my RTD, which is not this one, is for the mini-game "Roll a d12 to see which Homestuck troll the GM beats the sh** outta this week!" An' as a matter o' fact, I can prob'ly screw with things even better and reap a higher ironic reward with good ol' Nordic trolls! Or even those weird poofy-headed creepydolls with the same name... So be on your toes young cosmonaut or ye might find yerself fighting a creepy mismarketed "child's toy"! Muahahaha! ( An' you call yerself "InsanityIncarnate" pppfffft. ))Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )((NOT HOMESTUCK))
((I feel like I've been issued a challenge. Time to find something completely horrifying.))
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 14, 2014, 04:24:14 am
((It was for that exact reason I was dreading the appearance of those vile things. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)))(( What are you implying? Friend I know 8 different kinds of troll that could screw this thread over, I don't need to stoop to Hussie! Matter o' fact, the only reason I'm bringin' 'em into my RTD, which is not this one, is for the mini-game "Roll a d12 to see which Homestuck troll the GM beats the sh** outta this week!" An' as a matter o' fact, I can prob'ly screw with things even better and reap a higher ironic reward with good ol' Nordic trolls! Or even those weird poofy-headed creepydolls with the same name... So be on your toes young cosmonaut or ye might find yerself fighting a creepy mismarketed "child's toy"! Muahahaha! ( An' you call yerself "InsanityIncarnate" pppfffft. ))Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )((NOT HOMESTUCK))
((In other news, Insanity became significantly less insane after it realised it was, ultimately, still constrained to the laws of physics.))
Post by: TamerVirus on May 14, 2014, 04:36:46 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 04:56:16 am
((It was for that exact reason I was dreading the appearance of those vile things. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)))(( What are you implying? Friend I know 8 different kinds of troll that could screw this thread over, I don't need to stoop to Hussie! Matter o' fact, the only reason I'm bringin' 'em into my RTD, which is not this one, is for the mini-game "Roll a d12 to see which Homestuck troll the GM beats the sh** outta this week!" An' as a matter o' fact, I can prob'ly screw with things even better and reap a higher ironic reward with good ol' Nordic trolls! Or even those weird poofy-headed creepydolls with the same name... So be on your toes young cosmonaut or ye might find yerself fighting a creepy mismarketed "child's toy"! Muahahaha! ( An' you call yerself "InsanityIncarnate" pppfffft. ))Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )((NOT HOMESTUCK))
((In other news, Insanity became significantly less insane after it realised it was, ultimately, still constrained to the laws of physics.))
((I think that due to our exposure to DF insanity appears to be boring and un-impressive.))
Post by: poketwo on May 14, 2014, 05:16:04 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 14, 2014, 05:34:14 am
I agree if an insanity causing being broke out of its prison we would just shrug and ram the fucker((It was for that exact reason I was dreading the appearance of those vile things. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies)))(( What are you implying? Friend I know 8 different kinds of troll that could screw this thread over, I don't need to stoop to Hussie! Matter o' fact, the only reason I'm bringin' 'em into my RTD, which is not this one, is for the mini-game "Roll a d12 to see which Homestuck troll the GM beats the sh** outta this week!" An' as a matter o' fact, I can prob'ly screw with things even better and reap a higher ironic reward with good ol' Nordic trolls! Or even those weird poofy-headed creepydolls with the same name... So be on your toes young cosmonaut or ye might find yerself fighting a creepy mismarketed "child's toy"! Muahahaha! ( An' you call yerself "InsanityIncarnate" pppfffft. ))Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )((NOT HOMESTUCK))
((In other news, Insanity became significantly less insane after it realised it was, ultimately, still constrained to the laws of physics.))
((I think that due to our exposure to DF insanity appears to be boring and un-impressive.))
Post by: scapheap on May 14, 2014, 06:01:41 am
Give the demons a good telling off
Post by: kj1225 on May 14, 2014, 06:09:24 am
BENNY HILL INTENSIFIES!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 07:48:51 am
*flips keyboard*))
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 07:49:18 am
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 14, 2014, 08:21:46 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 14, 2014, 08:32:05 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 08:39:29 am
Post by: da_nang on May 14, 2014, 08:40:35 am
SLEN TIID VO
Post by: Beirus on May 14, 2014, 09:00:53 am
Give everyone and everything in the omniverse an Xbox.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 14, 2014, 10:09:38 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 14, 2014, 10:29:56 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 10:50:40 am
(Soo... Any Raptors around? Being their Churchill was fun last time..)(Their civilization collapsed billions of years ago, but they enjoyed a million years of dominance in the universe. There are some immortal ones left.)
Find a planet with beings that have recently aquired sapience.
"Well, a million years isn't so bad. Especially compared to the primitives of today's universe. You guys must have made some interesting stuff in that time, right?"
Post by: NAV on May 14, 2014, 01:02:47 pm
Post by: Propman on May 14, 2014, 01:36:51 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 01:42:56 pm
((It's Yakety Sax dammit!
*flips keyboard*))
(( Yay! * starts singing along * ))
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 14, 2014, 02:32:47 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 02:57:46 pm
Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.That's breaking the fifth wall.
Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )
Let's break all the walls!
As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 03:11:30 pm
I'm pretty sure you forgot me too.
OI, YOU FORGOT THE MONKEY.
You have to post something before I can forget you, you cheeky bastards. Check the update before if you missed something.
Cast enough White Magic to eliminate chaos from the Omniverse once and for all.
[4]
Life is chaos, idiot. You start omniciding Earth.
Eat myself! I'll be twice as big as I was before!
[2]
You can't eat yourself.
"Modern weaponry beats Christmas, does it? How does it fare against Armageddon?"
Summon the Terrarian Destroyer.
[6]
It is shortly terminated by tank shells.
Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
[2]
Reality isn't a Windows computer.
(Soo... Any Raptors around? Being their Churchill was fun last time..)
Find a planet with beings that have recently aquired sapience.
[4]
You find a species of cat people.
HIJACK CROSSOVER
LINK TO FATAL
he he he
[5]
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )
[6]
You get trolls alright: internet trolls. Trillions of them. SUCH ANNOY WOW
Buy my space station superweapon back via Ebay.
[3]
You need GM money to do that.
Bring forth pokemon through the portal. ZOMBIE POKEMON
[4]
You get a zombie new generation one. SUCK IT
BRING ALL RAPTORS THAT EVER LIVED HERE
[2]
NO TIME TRAVEL AT ALL EVER
"Hey!"
Give the demons a good telling off
[2]
They keep smashing shit.
((Are the social justice worriars getting pissed at the media for trying to make da_nang into the bad guy?))
BENNY HILL INTENSIFIES!
[5] ((NUTS))
Your engines are kill. You're fucked.
Then a GP fleet rocks up and utterly fucks most of the pirates.
99% of them are promptly arrested. You're a hero, butt boy.
Your tiny little ship docks with the command ship of the fleet.
Grow.
[6]
You grow big. Really big.
> Not die.
[2]
NOPE
You are kill.
relax on the burning frost moon
[3]
Nope, you set yourself on fire.
"Come now, dragons, and bring me back!"
SLEN TIID VO
[4]
You get interrupted. You're a skeleton.
((So I missed the turn and have been waiting for it this whole time. My bad.))
Give everyone and everything in the omniverse an Xbox.
((I'm only updating once a day; too many shenanigans :'())
[1]
That is a dumb idea for obvious reasons.
(Soo... Any Raptors around? Being their Churchill was fun last time..)(Their civilization collapsed billions of years ago, but they enjoyed a million years of dominance in the universe. There are some immortal ones left.)
Find a planet with beings that have recently aquired sapience.
"Well, a million years isn't so bad. Especially compared to the primitives of today's universe. You guys must have made some interesting stuff in that time, right?"
[1]
"Yep, but we lost it all."
Fly away and start an alpaca farm.
[4]
You only have a few alpacas. ACQUIRE MORE
>Manufacture and sell AK-47s to impoverished third world countries. Use money gained to expand factory to tank-producing capabilities.
[2]
UN surprise!
ie you're in the shit.
((It's Yakety Sax dammit!
*flips keyboard*))
(( Yay! * starts singing along * ))
((My urge to murder all of humanity grows with every passing day.))
Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.
[5]
((I'm assuming you mean fifth wall))
Oh. Why hello there.
Please leave or I'll take off your plot armor.
Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.That's breaking the fifth wall.
Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )
Let's break all the walls!
As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"
Should we lose the walls, everything is fugged.
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 03:13:06 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 14, 2014, 03:16:33 pm
[5]
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
HE HE HE
if only i sigged things
RUB ICE CREAM IN GM'S FACE
Post by: NAV on May 14, 2014, 03:21:48 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 14, 2014, 03:21:57 pm
Catch all the Zombie Pokemon.
Post by: da_nang on May 14, 2014, 03:26:00 pm
/me sighs.
"I guess it'll have to do."
Find armor and recruit Durnehviir. Raise undead army.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 14, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
((*Sees amount of posts* :'())I'm pretty sure you forgot me too.OI, YOU FORGOT THE MONKEY.
You have to post something before I can forget you, you cheeky bastards. Check the update before if you missed something.
Ah, well, carry on then.
Quickly re-establish control!
Post by: Propman on May 14, 2014, 03:40:52 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 14, 2014, 03:47:37 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 04:49:32 pm
Post by: scapheap on May 14, 2014, 05:04:33 pm
"Pay attention when I'm gilt tripping you."
Post by: blazing glory on May 14, 2014, 05:26:21 pm
Install windows onto reality.
Post by: killerhellhound on May 14, 2014, 05:46:12 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 14, 2014, 07:30:42 pm
Sheb, wanna go for some old-fashioned imperialism?
Become spiritual and political leader of the cat-people through my omniversal powers. Like an ayatollah, but less Islamist.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 07:32:09 pm
SUCCESS! COME MY ARMY OF ANONS! LET US SYNCRONIZED DANCE!Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
[2]
Reality isn't a Windows computer.Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )
[6]
You get trolls alright: internet trolls. Trillions of them.
Also, I knew it! Reality is a Linux! In that case...
#sudo SlapGM -ignorerolls
alternatively:
Everyone "Safety Dance"!
Post by: kj1225 on May 14, 2014, 08:20:01 pm
(What's seducing a member of the audience and then banging them? Also, I would totally help break all the walls if I wasn't in the plot.)Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.That's breaking the fifth wall.
Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )
Let's break all the walls!
As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 08:22:00 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 14, 2014, 08:23:14 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 08:48:09 pm
Try not to fuck up. Or do something that further endears me to the audience.(Seventh wall, as is robbing them. It's one of the reasons I like The Reduced Shakespeare Company, they break every wall. )(What's seducing a member of the audience and then banging them? Also, I would totally help break all the walls if I wasn't in the plot.)Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.That's breaking the fifth wall.
Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )
Let's break all the walls!
As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"
(In practice, we can't break that many walls without meeting up IRL and LARPing this, along with any lurkers who just posted to watch.)( That sounds awesome! Can we do this someday? )
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 14, 2014, 08:53:29 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 09:00:57 pm
Try not to fuck up. Or do something that further endears me to the audience.(Seventh wall, as is robbing them. It's one of the reasons I like The Reduced Shakespeare Company, they break every wall. )(What's seducing a member of the audience and then banging them? Also, I would totally help break all the walls if I wasn't in the plot.)Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.That's breaking the fifth wall.
Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )
Let's break all the walls!
As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"(In practice, we can't break that many walls without meeting up IRL and LARPing this, along with any lurkers who just posted to watch.)( That sounds awesome! Can we do this someday? )
((If you're willing to find a rendezvous everyone can agree on, maybe.
In other news, that would be totally dumb and awesome.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:03:12 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 09:05:29 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 14, 2014, 09:07:10 pm
((Your glorious leader lives in Brisbane, Australia. A long way from anything :'())((I live in the most Isolated city in the world its an actual scientific fact. I live in Perth, Australia))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 09:08:49 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:09:20 pm
((Your glorious leader lives in Brisbane, Australia. A long way from anything :'())(Figures. I don't think I could justify shelling out a couple hundred dollars for air fare to get anywhere for any game, unless it was some sort of general Bay12 meetup.)
(...Or we could do a massive, router-busting collect call on skype.)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 09:11:36 pm
Any skyping will have to be done after I move house. I'll have access to good interwebs then.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 09:14:30 pm
( Sounds good. Also, we should get everyone on Bay12 and go to New Zealand to annoy the Kiwis. :D I'll be the obnoxious tourist, you guys can do what you like.)((Your glorious leader lives in Brisbane, Australia. A long way from anything :'())(Figures. I don't think I could justify shelling out a couple hundred dollars for air fare to get anywhere for any game, unless it was some sort of general Bay12 meetup.)
(...Or we could do a massive, router-busting collect call on skype.)
Post by: Beirus on May 14, 2014, 09:18:11 pm
((Alright, I'll be the guy who doesn't get some sort of foreign, funny-sounding disease that our immune systems can't fight off.))( Sounds good. Also, we should get everyone on Bay12 and go to New Zealand to annoy the Kiwis. :D I'll be the obnoxious tourist, you guys can do what you like.)((Your glorious leader lives in Brisbane, Australia. A long way from anything :'())(Figures. I don't think I could justify shelling out a couple hundred dollars for air fare to get anywhere for any game, unless it was some sort of general Bay12 meetup.)
(...Or we could do a massive, router-busting collect call on skype.)
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:20:03 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 09:20:52 pm
Also yes, if we had a Bay12 Meetup in NZ we'd also have to kill all the keas.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 09:24:05 pm
((I'll be that generic Australian who makes a 'sheep shagger' joke every 19 seconds.
Also yes, if we had a Bay12 Meetup in NZ we'd also have to kill all the keas.))
(( Yes! Death to the keas! They stole my booze and kidnapped a whole friggin dwarf! Nah, 'twas just the armour. ( ...Or was it? ) ))
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 14, 2014, 10:22:09 pm
Continue with omnicide. Chaos must end.
((EDIT: Corrected the plural form.))
Post by: TamerVirus on May 14, 2014, 10:27:48 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 10:29:04 pm
((The problem with keas is they are an endangered speies protected by law, even though they steal and destroy everything both IRL and in DF.))((They don't destroy everything IRL. They're just very curious little buggers, so they tend to pick at stuff with their sharp beaks and steal stuff.))
Continue with omnicide. Chaos must end.
((Also, anyone gonna react to the attempted sterilization of Earth?))
Post by: Beirus on May 14, 2014, 10:35:22 pm
((Pokemon: Distracting you from important things for over a decade.))
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 14, 2014, 10:36:49 pm
((Also, anyone gonna react to the attempted sterilization of Earth?))
((Not 'less he gets to my random-ass zoo. Though I doubt his ability to do so- it sports zero zookeeper-chimp interaction yet has a chimp society two or more times the size of anything found in the wild..
Suspicious.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 10:40:48 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 14, 2014, 10:43:56 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 14, 2014, 10:44:12 pm
Post by: Evilsx on May 14, 2014, 10:52:50 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 14, 2014, 10:54:13 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 14, 2014, 10:55:34 pm
((The problem with keas is they are an endangered speies protected by law, even though they steal and destroy everything both IRL and in DF.))((They don't destroy everything IRL. They're just very curious little buggers, so they tend to pick at stuff with their sharp beaks and steal stuff.))
((Part of that curiosity is that they steal things that are nailed down, causing damage to both the object and anything it's attached to. Tell me they don't steal and destroy everything once they've violently stolen your car's spark plugs.))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 14, 2014, 11:04:20 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 14, 2014, 11:07:02 pm
((Yet you're still on Earth, and life, and thus at risk.))((Well, what I know: the zoo is strange. The GM does stuff of his own volition. My presence on Earth has never been confirmed.
Conclusion: I could be anywhere.))
OI, SOMEONE,
Sacrifice Nyx-Snake!Libs to corrupt the White Magic Omnicide.TEACH THESE LIBS THE POWER OF ROCK.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 11:47:14 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 14, 2014, 11:54:11 pm
((Isn't rock a stereotypical [liberal] genre?))((It was, until even more liberal genres, such as pop and the various subgenres of metal came up. Nowadays, "pure" rock is extremely conservative of what constitutes it.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 11:58:32 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 15, 2014, 12:32:53 am
And by weaponize I mean used to brainwash hardened death-squad officers into becoming blue-blooded lib sleeper cell agents. The process was brutally heart-touching.))
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 15, 2014, 04:25:14 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 15, 2014, 02:05:53 pm
((Isn't rock a stereotypical leftist genre? Also, coincidentally, I'm an orange-texted spirit or rock n' roll and vengeance in another RTD))(( * high-five for the shout-out * By-the-by you might be needed in the near future to combat our next boss. ))
[REDACTED: COS SOAPBOXING. ]
Post by: WillowLuman on May 15, 2014, 02:11:04 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 15, 2014, 02:20:08 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 15, 2014, 02:24:44 pm
Things! Thingity things!((*Claps, for real this time.*
Now update that plot (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Plot) page or I'll give Kevak permission to hug you.))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 15, 2014, 02:27:14 pm
first of all who the fuck actually needs these brackets don't we use italics to differentiate between ic and oocspeak don't break the convention you donklords
second, i thought someone would know better than to bother
Post by: Lyeos on May 15, 2014, 02:31:40 pm
((On a side note...))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 15, 2014, 02:34:42 pm
(This ain't GD. Extensive liberal/conservative bashing brings disaster upon thread.)(( True. It only leads to more argument about politics, which has never solved anything. When's Smurfington going to be able to roll multiple times a day again? ))
((Blah! I'm getting to it! Eventually... ))Things! Thingity things!((*Claps, for real this time.*
Now update that plot (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Plot) page or I'll give Kevak permission to hug you.))
(Also, bestiality is one of Bay12's latent topics - better not bring it up...)(( Yeah. Let's all edit our posts to snip out all the politics. On three... ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 15, 2014, 02:54:21 pm
(( Your turn! Plot (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Plot) ))Things! Thingity things!((*Claps, for real this time.*
Now update that plot (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Plot) page or I'll give Kevak permission to hug you.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 15, 2014, 02:58:58 pm
Become Torterra.
[1]
You catch fire because reasons.
[5]
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
HE HE HE
if only i sigged things
RUB ICE CREAM IN GM'S FACE
[3]
Yeah, time for your punishment sideplot.
BEGIN REFORMATION
Lure more alpacas to my farm with potatoes.
[5]
Lots of alpacas.
((Aww, no Xboxes. It's not like I was going to use my god powers to destroy you all after you played them or something.))
Catch all the Zombie Pokemon.
[4]
You catch like 3 of them.
"Really? A skeleton?"
/me sighs.
"I guess it'll have to do."
Find armor and recruit Durnehviir. Raise undead army.
[1]
You walk into a fallen boulder and crumble into pieces.
((*Sees amount of posts* :'())I'm pretty sure you forgot me too.OI, YOU FORGOT THE MONKEY.
You have to post something before I can forget you, you cheeky bastards. Check the update before if you missed something.
Ah, well, carry on then.
Quickly re-establish control!
[4]
The once united monkeydome is now divided into three factions, one led by douche monkey, another by you and a third by someone mysterious.
Use Trade Me instead.*takes literally*
[6]
You trade yourself for your space station. Welcome to slavery!
>Continue tank production anyways. What is the UN going to do, send peacekeepers to stare at me?
[3]
No, they confiscate your production facilities. Fack.
GET A SPACE SHIP FOR ME AND MY FELLOW SCYTHERS
[5]
Yaaaay.
"Pity. I suppose the art of directed drunk science died with them. Still, not many people can say they dominated the universe for a million years. Or knew the Olympians before they were cool. Which reminds me, I was thinking of creating another race, but if you want I could try bringing your kind back. Or you could try finding one of those other remnants, perhaps with time you could, uh, rebuild. So, creating a new species. You want in?"
[2]
"Nah, couldn't really be stuffed. You have fun though."
Kick them
"Pay attention when I'm gilt tripping you."
[1]
You get your ass handed to you.
((smurfingtonthethird,you have given me a devious idea.))
Install windows onto reality.
[4]
You cordon off a square metre of it and wire it up to like 90 potatoes. Windows 7 installed.
head out to explore the universe I'm fire proof as a hellhound
[1]
Fireproof? Yes. Vacuum proof?
No. Bits of exploded hellhound gibs float around the Moon.
Cat people? Kinky.
Sheb, wanna go for some old-fashioned imperialism?
Become spiritual and political leader of the cat-people through my omniversal powers. Like an ayatollah, but less Islamist.
[4]
You have control over a small section of the catpeople.
SUCCESS! COME MY ARMY OF ANONS! LET US SYNCRONIZED DANCE!Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
[2]
Reality isn't a Windows computer.Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )
[6]
You get trolls alright: internet trolls. Trillions of them.
Also, I knew it! Reality is a Linux! In that case...
#sudo SlapGM -ignorerolls
alternatively:
Everyone "Safety Dance"!
[2]
Reality is not a Linux.
People don't fear me anymore? Time to turn the psychopathy up a notch.
Try not to fuck up. Or do something that further endears me to the audience.(What's seducing a member of the audience and then banging them? Also, I would totally help break all the walls if I wasn't in the plot.)Steal the fourth wall's door and run through it.That's breaking the fifth wall.
Fourth wall: addressing the audience.
Fifth wall: Entering the audience.
Sixth wall: Touching the audience.
Seventh wall: Injuring the audience.
Eighth wall: Bringing the audience onstage to participate. ( At this point there's no difference in acting and real-life except that everyone can get as bizarre as they want. )
Let's break all the walls!
As my human counterpart: Play "Safety Dance"
[3]
You instantly act like an awkward moron. Smooth.
The GP boss congratulates you on your pirate-luring and offers you a great career under her wing. The guard standing beside her winces.
((The problem with kea is they are an endangered speies protected by law, even though they steal and destroy everything both IRL and in DF.))
Continue with omnicide. Chaos must end.
((EDIT: Corrected the plural form.))
[5]
Welp, 90% of life on Earth is gone.
Outlaw Canada from existence
[6]
Canada no longer exists. Neither does it's population.
Become an planet size potato
[6]
Yay. Then you start freezing over.
Figure out what platform Reality runs on.
[2]
Can't tell.
Sacrifice Nyx-Snake!Libs to corrupt the White Magic Omnicide.
[6]
The omnicide has been stopped. 90% of life on earth is still dead though.
Acquiesce current predicament concerning being disconnected from the mortal coil. Identify inventory. Appraise accoutrements.
[3]
You're a ghost. You have nothing.
No arguing, or you'll all roll 1's and 6's next round.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 15, 2014, 03:01:39 pm
CONSUME SIDEPLOT WHILE IT LOADS
Post by: Beirus on May 15, 2014, 03:05:05 pm
Make the remaining population of Earth play Xboxes to increase my God Powers.
Post by: da_nang on May 15, 2014, 03:10:46 pm
"Fuck it."
INITIATE BIOLOGICAL RECONSTRUCTION INTO DRAGON FORM ALDULEINNE
Post by: NAV on May 15, 2014, 03:20:12 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 15, 2014, 03:21:07 pm
((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 15, 2014, 03:36:04 pm
CURSE YOU APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I knew it was only a matter of time before they took over the universe. )SUCCESS! COME MY ARMY OF ANONS! LET US SYNCRONIZED DANCE!Don't worry guys, I got this.
C:\Windows\System32>taskkill /F /IM Terraria.exe
[2]
Reality isn't a Windows computer.Also! Abuse cross-over privileges to infest this 'verse with Trolls! ( Any kind will do... I just wanna see the Hilarity Ensue. )
[6]
You get trolls alright: internet trolls. Trillions of them.
Also, I knew it! Reality is a Linux! In that case...
#sudo SlapGM -ignorerolls
alternatively:
Everyone "Safety Dance"!
[2]
Reality is not a Linux.
People don't fear me anymore? Time to turn the psychopathy up a notch.Outlaw Canada from existence
[6]
Canada no longer exists. Neither does it's population.
No arguing, or you'll all roll 1's and 6's next round.
NO!!!! CANADAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So? All your sixes have resulted in exactly what I've wanted happening.
Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.(( Not particularly. There are other Earths. ))
((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))
"Safety Dance" until Canada comes back into existence.
Post by: poketwo on May 15, 2014, 04:45:12 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 15, 2014, 04:49:03 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 15, 2014, 05:03:48 pm
Begin creating a new species from the DNA of one of my non-raptor giblets.
Post by: scapheap on May 15, 2014, 05:42:29 pm
Have a cry
Post by: Propman on May 15, 2014, 05:49:18 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 15, 2014, 05:53:52 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 15, 2014, 06:08:29 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 15, 2014, 06:42:29 pm
Your alpacas might be useful here - would you be interested in a trade for our mutual benefit?
Post by: kj1225 on May 15, 2014, 08:43:26 pm
Try not to fuck up. Or do something that further endears me to the audience.'
((Forgot me.))
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 15, 2014, 09:00:51 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 15, 2014, 09:01:22 pm
Try not to fuck up. Or do something that further endears me to the audience.'
((Forgot me.))
((No I didn't. ::)))
Post by: kj1225 on May 15, 2014, 09:03:18 pm
Um... Try to politely decline. I'll probably fail and end up being taken under her wing anyways cause I'm a guckup.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 15, 2014, 09:27:16 pm
What is this zoo like? Flat concrete or fake-jungle?
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 15, 2014, 10:20:20 pm
possess doom laser Exterminate Icy TeaHarness doom laser for better omnicide. Once done with this Earth, move out in the 'verse, destroying life on other planets. Chaos will end.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 15, 2014, 10:40:14 pm
Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.
((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))
((I'm quite thankful, to be honest.))
Resurrect the dead in the form of loyal Nyx-Snakes. Accelerate their local timespaces by five hundred million years to see evolutionary advances.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 16, 2014, 12:10:15 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 16, 2014, 06:31:57 am
Maintain status-quo- secure a fair, even portion of bananas, food, water, and space for my chimps. Secure it at all costs- organize a few raiding parties if need be.I'll back you up after the next round.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 16, 2014, 03:43:15 pm
how is that a negative thing
CONSUME SIDEPLOT WHILE IT LOADS
[2]
NONE FOR YOU
You wake up in a bunker.
((Which Zombie Pokemon did I catch? It's important for my master plan.))
Make the remaining population of Earth play Xboxes to increase my God Powers.
[5]
Yay for Xboxing.
/me sighs.
"Fuck it."
INITIATE BIOLOGICAL RECONSTRUCTION INTO DRAGON FORM ALDULEINNE
[1]
None for you, because you're a pile of bones on the ground.
Train my alpacas in guerilla warfare.
[4]
Alpacas: Special Ops
Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.
((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))
((yeah, that's pretty much this game in a nutshell))
[1]
The curse is eternal.
CURSE YOU APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I knew it was only a matter of time before they took over the universe. )
NO!!!! CANADAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So? All your sixes have resulted in exactly what I've wanted happening.
"Safety Dance" until Canada comes back into existence.
[3]
You run around singing "Safety Dance". You'll need more people to resummon Canada.
Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.
((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))
((Yep, that's right, Nobody (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nobody) cares.))
Teleport to the space station that I now own.
[1]
Teleport-proof collar. Fuck.
START RAIDING SPACE
[2]
None for you!
Curse the RNG.
[1]
Screw you! -1 next turn.
(Hmm, I don't really remember what all I extracted the bits of my meat body from.)
Begin creating a new species from the DNA of one of my non-raptor giblets.
[3]
((if memory serves, it was raptor claws and human bits))
You clone a human. Crap.
"My minions won't listen to me and my butt sore."
Have a cry
[4]
WWWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
>Use what is left of my wealth to purchase the UN itself. If you can't beat em', buy them.
[3]
Not enough money. Not even close.
ctrl alt delete,start taskmanager,click GM,end process.
[2]
The reality doesn't obey.
Soz, you don't have administrator privileges.
possess doom laser Exterminate Icy Tea
[4]
You blow up his reality containment field.
Expand my faction's influence to become the leader of all cat-people.
Your alpacas might be useful here - would you be interested in a trade for our mutual benefit?
[1]
None for you, they're far too liberal and lazy to be a united species.
> Haunt NAV and their alpacas.
[5]
They're spooked!
EVERYTHING IS SPIT NOW
((I missed it okay!))
Um... Try to politely decline. I'll probably fail and end up being taken under her wing anyways cause I'm a guckup.
[3]
DING DING DING
"Welcome to the Galaxy Police."
"She got me with the same speech too...
Anyway, now you're going through immigration.
Maintain status-quo- secure a fair, even portion of bananas, food, water, and space for my chimps. Secure it at all costs- organize a few raiding parties if need be.
What is this zoo like? Flat concrete or fake-jungle?
Real jungle. It's actually a biosphere.
[4]
You cut out a medium-sized reason of jungle for your own.
possess doom laser Exterminate Icy TeaHarness doom laser for better omnicide. Once done with this Earth, move out in the 'verse, destroying life on other planets. Chaos will end.
[2]
None for you.
Sit down and wait for the curse to pass.
((I just obliterated most of the life on Earth and nobody cares?))
((I'm quite thankful, to be honest.))
Resurrect the dead in the form of loyal Nyx-Snakes. Accelerate their local timespaces by five hundred million years to see evolutionary advances.
[4]
They all starved to death. This may have been a better idea in your head.
Trap a bunch of students in a school and force them to murder each other for my amusement!
[3]
You wake up in a school.
"So yeah, I trapped a bunch of you psychopaths in a school. Last one standing gets to go free."
Post by: da_nang on May 16, 2014, 03:54:39 pm
"I've done it a thousand times before, how hard can it be?"
Post by: WillowLuman on May 16, 2014, 04:01:08 pm
Try again, extract DNA from own skull.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 16, 2014, 04:01:49 pm
Also, put together a scouting team to find out about our neighbors.
Post by: blazing glory on May 16, 2014, 05:05:39 pm
Post by: NAV on May 16, 2014, 05:38:17 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 16, 2014, 05:42:50 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 16, 2014, 05:45:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 16, 2014, 06:13:26 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 16, 2014, 07:28:50 pm
AskNext turn you should try guessing his password.GMadministrator to give me administrator privileges.
inb4 'Potato'
Post by: Lyeos on May 16, 2014, 07:41:21 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 16, 2014, 08:28:47 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 16, 2014, 09:28:19 pm
Get dragged from the audience into this reality. "Well. This is new."
Post by: kj1225 on May 16, 2014, 09:29:47 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 16, 2014, 09:38:49 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 16, 2014, 10:31:29 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 16, 2014, 10:58:42 pm
Reconstruct reality containment field. Resume omnicide.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 16, 2014, 11:00:31 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 16, 2014, 11:21:29 pm
Post by: Propman on May 16, 2014, 11:34:12 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 01:35:45 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 06:32:00 am
AGAIN
"I've done it a thousand times before, how hard can it be?"
said the curse words said the curse words
[3]
You resurrect yourself as a lizard.
((Curse these non-humanoid slave collars!))
Offer to be the divine avatar of the GM, cheese, and potatoes in exchange for freedom.
[5]
Done deal, my boy! Now, spread the joy of potatoes to the multiverse.
(Um, I just checked the first thread and... it's much worse than humans. My other giblets come from ElephantParade's tea-powered servants.)((If memory serves, they were human, just really, really, drugged up ones.))
Try again, extract DNA from own skull.
[4]
You extract more human DNA. You've got some strands of tea drugs in there though.
Organize patrols for our borders.
Also, put together a scouting team to find out about our neighbors.
[6]
The frontier is being held.
One faction is being lead by douchemonkey, and they're doing okay. The other faction is making a lot of noise.
Segregation complete. Activating phase 2 of testing...
Gas fills the biodome.
AskGMadministrator to give me administrator privileges.
[6]
Alright.
Your mind implodes. Welcome to insanity.
Whoopsies, forgot about the information overload.
Take over the world with my elite alpaca army.
[6]
You take over Sealand. Greatest victory ever.
Yet from your ranks, a llama rises... and his name is Carl.
Create a form of martial arts called Xboxing and have all my worshipers learn it.
[5]
You develop it. It's surprisingly good.
Drag a member of the audience into the game.
[1]
You explode violently.
Stop breaking every wall.
Do the safety dance along with the song, and use powers of suggestion to get people to start doing it with.
[3]
You get like 3 guys doing it.
Also, Gangnam style has 1.99 BILLION views now. That's a fucking lot.
Sway in the breeze to help CaptainMcClellan!
[2]
No wind. FECK
Eat the breeze.
[1]
You swallow too much air and rocket-fart yourself into a wall.
Ah, fuck it.
Get dragged from the audience into this reality. "Well. This is new."
[3]
Why hello there. Welcome to WAOA. Here's your complimentary potato to the face.
Go through immigration and wait for the next bad thing to happen to me.((stop lampshading, it isn't letting up
[6]
It's signup slip lady again! She's leading you through immigration now.
Wait, is that your crush working the bench?
Please go home. It isn't safe for you here.
Yeeeeep. Apparently reality still hates you though.
Help with the gorillas for a bit.
[1]
You don't know where they are.
((Weren't people supposed to get nothing but 1's and 6's last round?))
Reconstruct reality containment field. Resume omnicide.
((they stopped arguing smarty pants))
[6]
You trap yourself inside the reality containment field.
Fuck.
Good thing I outfitted all of the students with explosive collars if they disobey! Also shoot an annoying kid in the face to prove a point
[3]
"If only I hadn't disarmed all the collars... and put them on you psychopaths. Surprise! Check your legs if you don't believe me, I put them there instead, so your legs get blown off instead. Far superior.
Oh yeah, all the kids are fine, it's just you lot in here. Have fun murdering each other and stuff. Or not, I'm probably going to explode you anyway for being such useless lumps of shit."
INITIATE MUSIC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69z_IN64EG4)
[5]
*claps like seal*
>Go back to baking cookies, eh.
[1]
I bought it when you were gone. Go on, skit. Skit.
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138631.0)
such wow, wow
Post by: TamerVirus on May 17, 2014, 06:36:48 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 17, 2014, 07:09:20 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 17, 2014, 07:37:31 am
Post by: NAV on May 17, 2014, 07:53:25 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 17, 2014, 07:58:09 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 17, 2014, 07:59:29 am
Post by: da_nang on May 17, 2014, 08:17:22 am
Examine surroundings
Post by: Beirus on May 17, 2014, 08:18:47 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 09:10:16 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 17, 2014, 09:19:36 am
OH FUCK, FLEEE
If colorless gas:
Join the expedition party to the noisy neighbors. No redshirts on my watch.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 17, 2014, 11:29:34 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 17, 2014, 11:35:15 am
Post by: Propman on May 17, 2014, 12:50:16 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 17, 2014, 02:08:50 pm
Lynch Carl, he seems scummy.((Do you know what you're dealing with?))
Post by: scapheap on May 17, 2014, 03:29:44 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 17, 2014, 05:00:45 pm
Start ending random processes on windows taskmanager.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 17, 2014, 05:44:03 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 18, 2014, 04:09:06 am
Return to my evil principal's office and let the fun begin
[2]
A guy comes up and punches you in the face. Great start.
WALK OUT OF BUNKER AND DO MOON NAZI THINGS
[5]
BUILDING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION YEAAAAAH
Exit the containment field through the convenient backdoor I built to it, openable only by me, then close it. RESUME OMNICIDE.'
[1]
It doesn't open.
I played around with your privileges. Surprise!
Lynch Carl, he seems scummy.
[1]
Too late, he's already sunk a cruise ship, but not before poking holes in all the lifeboats, firing a harpoon in the captain's face, kicking children off the side of the ship, making out with the ice sculptures and putting an elderly couple in a blender for stealing all the croutons.
Pretend not to have noticed and think about how much this sucks.
[4]
Well, mutual win for once, huh?
Welcome to the GP academy, where you get to learn shit. Winrar!
You get chucked into a dorm with two guys. They both stare at you.
Kill something.
[6]
You explode yourself. Profit!
((What kind of lizard?))
Examine surroundings
[3]
A skink. You're inside some long grass.
Give the GM an Xbox to play.
[4]
More toilet paper? Sweeeet.
Grow even more!
[3]
You grow a few millimetres.
If colored gas:
OH FUCK, FLEEE
If colorless gas:
Join the expedition party to the noisy neighbors. No redshirts on my watch.
[5]
MONKEY PANIC
You get knocked out.
Shortly after, you roll off your side and stand up. You start barking to your insubordinates to wake up, while realising you can talk.
"Accelerated mental evolution was a success. Awaiting simian response."
As a ghost, possess a member of the audience and walk back into the game.
[2]
I fixed the walls with duct tape, Nokias and WD40. IT IS INVULNERABLE
Find 'em, then.((I assume you are hunting monkey boy))
[6]
You approach a giant orbital facility where the monkeys are kept.
"Biological testing is in progress, The center is closed. Please move back one light year or face retaliation."
>Join a rodeo as a sad clown.
[4]
You generally scare the messy turds out of everyone.
((How did I get human DNA from my skull? It's not a looted bodypart, it's the only one that's originally mine.))Lynch Carl, he seems scummy.((Do you know what you're dealing with?))
RETCONNED
You get your own DNA. Not sure what it makes, though.
Go to my superweapon thingy and replace all materials with potatoes and cheese.
[6]
Granted, it falls apart, but now it is far superior.
Dominate demons with sheer force of personality.
[2]
They tell you to shush and proceed to take a dump on your lawn.
Yeh hah hahaha!! I know everything!
Start ending random processes on windows taskmanager.
[1]
You're insane, too much informations. Can't really do much but run around like a moron.
Eat said potato, then shoot an Xbox with my gun.
[6]
You shoot an angry Murrican's Xbox. The kid's a walking lump of fat, and he starts charging you.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 18, 2014, 04:31:32 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 18, 2014, 04:34:45 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 04:36:48 am
You get your own DNA. Not sure what it makes, though.(It's a humanoid dragon-ish thing with (piss-weak) acid breath. Make good fighters and okay mages.)
Begin first generation.
Post by: Helgoland on May 18, 2014, 04:56:10 am
Post by: da_nang on May 18, 2014, 05:00:56 am
Find a shady place and sprout wings.
Post by: killerhellhound on May 18, 2014, 06:41:41 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 18, 2014, 06:53:53 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 18, 2014, 07:51:37 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 18, 2014, 07:54:04 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 18, 2014, 07:54:56 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 18, 2014, 08:16:54 am
Post by: Beirus on May 18, 2014, 10:54:34 am
Smite that fool who shot an Xbox.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 18, 2014, 10:58:31 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 18, 2014, 11:24:45 am
"Well this is..new."
Simian snaps out of it and checks on the rest of his subordinates!
Post by: Beirus on May 18, 2014, 12:05:57 pm
Reawaken after my two-turn hibernation. Summon endless free PS4s and high-end gaming PCs to combat the flood of XBones.((I will smite you next.))
Post by: scapheap on May 18, 2014, 12:06:27 pm
Summon whip and whip these demons into order
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 18, 2014, 12:09:32 pm
Reawaken after my two-turn hibernation. Summon endless free PS4s and high-end gaming PCs to combat the flood of XBones.((I will smite you next.))
((I'm an actual God. I wish you luck, and my sympathies.))
Post by: poketwo on May 18, 2014, 12:30:08 pm
Post by: NAV on May 18, 2014, 01:29:54 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 18, 2014, 02:07:19 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 02:14:23 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 18, 2014, 02:18:40 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 18, 2014, 02:34:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 02:47:16 pm
Hey guys, did you hear the news? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow)What news is that?
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 02:54:20 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 03:19:09 pm
You know, for the longest time, I misread his name as "surfingonthebird." It wasn't until the previous thread that I realized what it was.Same, except I thought it was Smurfingonthethird and that it was some kind of pun based on that. * shrugs *
Post by: NAV on May 18, 2014, 04:24:48 pm
You know, for the longest time, I misread his name as "surfingonthebird." It wasn't until the previous thread that I realized what it was.Same here.
Post by: poketwo on May 18, 2014, 05:01:18 pm
me toYou know, for the longest time, I misread his name as "surfingonthebird." It wasn't until the previous thread that I realized what it was.Same here.
Post by: Propman on May 18, 2014, 05:54:03 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 18, 2014, 07:56:55 pm
Detonate the kid's collar then shoot him in the face
[3]
You go to press the button, only to find it doesn't work. You still manage to shoot him in the face, though.
"Yeah, I rerouted the controls. Yaaaaay."
Purge my insanity.
[1]
Nope, still batshit insane. You get put in an asylum.
Power my superweapon with the excuse "because reasons" to bless everyone in the multiverse with the happiness that is potatoes.
[4]
Potatoes cause terrible property damage everywhere.
GM STAMP OF APPROVAL
You get your own DNA. Not sure what it makes, though.(It's a humanoid dragon-ish thing with (piss-weak) acid breath. Make good fighters and okay mages.)
Begin first generation.
[3]
They're all retarded. Stupid corruption of DNA.
Move back, then obtain permission to enter from whoever is responsible.
[5]
"Airspace clearance granted. Stay a good distance away from Biodome A, there's mental acceleration testing going on there. Side effects are unknown as of now. Docking gate A is open, proceed to enter."
((Skink, eh? Dibs on Solomon Islands skink.))
Find a shady place and sprout wings.
[6]
They're too big. You're starving.
Open portal to hell and offer vacations by the lava lake
[1]
No one wants to go, due to the convention and torture and stuff.
DESTROY MASS
[3]
You punching it repeatedly has no effect. Shit.
Dance.
[6]
...I'm going to put on rave music and shoot laser cannons at you now. Dance while avoiding the lasers!
Walk up to the Reality Containment Field GeneratorTM and press the emergency shutdown button.
[2]
It's outside the field. Well fuck.
REINCARNATION!!!!
[2]
You reincarnate as a snail.
Act natural.
[4]
They accept you with full bro colors. They teach you how shit gets done around these parts, and they teleport in some meals.
"So yeah, after this do you want to sneak out and go to some campus parties?"
"I heard they are GREAT!"
((Do I still accumulate God Power for giving the GM and Xbox?))
Smite that fool who shot an Xbox.
((No, because I used it to wipe in between my ass cheeks.))
[1]
You smite his fat murrican hunter. Shit.
Reawaken after my two-turn hibernation. Summon endless free PS4s and high-end gaming PCs to combat the flood of XBones.
[3]
Both sides are tied in console wars.
Console peasants, the deluded PC master race, and the Hybrid gods. Woot.
Roll for voice pitch!
"Well this is..new."
Simian snaps out of it and checks on the rest of his subordinates!
[4]
MANLY VOICE
[1]
You can't find anyone else.
"THAT IS IT!"
Summon whip and whip these demons into order
[4]
They just run away. Oh well.
TAKE OVER ORBITAL FASCILITY WHERE THE MONKEYS ARE AT
[1]
"You have failed to follow protocol. Activating defensive systems. Requesting additional reinforcements."
Several small (20km long) ships jump out of slipspace. The base's mountains of cannons start firing in your area.
My alpaca army will steal the GM's avatar's hat.
[6]
I presume you already met Carl. Carl, please help me get my hat back.
A thermonuclear bomb goes off in your alpaca base.
How do you even do that?
"With a dollop of fairy dust."
Carl?
"I ripped a tag off a mattress."
This isn't funny.
"Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people that just got incinerated."
Float right through the wall because I am a ghost.
[1]
Nope, it's ghost proof.
Build a fleet of interstellar and interdimensional ships to deliver food to all. ( And smuggle Chooze. )
[6]
Space cops. Fuck.
Grab a twinkie and hold it high above the fatlord's head. THIS IS ODDLY ENTERTAINING!
[5]
You hold it over the head of the exploded fat kid.
>Let the world feel my misery.
[1]
None for you.
Post by: kj1225 on May 18, 2014, 07:59:36 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 08:04:28 pm
Post by: NAV on May 18, 2014, 08:06:55 pm
Send Carl after my enemies
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 18, 2014, 08:07:58 pm
CREATE ENDLESS POKEMON EVERYWHERE, AND ONE DIGIMON FOR KICKS.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 18, 2014, 08:11:56 pm
((So when I was barking orders to my (in?)subordinates, had I located them yet or am I completely 'alone'?))
Oh shit.
Retreat into the brush a ways. Listen.
Post by: blazing glory on May 18, 2014, 08:44:18 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 09:16:55 pm
Play it cool, show them my cargo, try to get away without an intensive search being done by charming the cops and showing them I have nothing to hide.
Post by: Beirus on May 18, 2014, 09:25:52 pm
"That was totally what I meant to do. He was a shitty follower because...hey look, a Digimon."
Go tame that Digimon.
Post by: kj1225 on May 18, 2014, 09:27:56 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 18, 2014, 10:18:46 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 18, 2014, 10:23:31 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 18, 2014, 11:01:33 pm
Construct a Reality Containment Field ScramblerTN. Scramble the field. Resume omnicide.
lock this mad bread in my school of mutual killing
Post by: da_nang on May 18, 2014, 11:27:15 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 19, 2014, 12:53:03 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 19, 2014, 01:22:41 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 19, 2014, 04:09:34 am
Post by: Propman on May 19, 2014, 05:45:50 am
Post by: poketwo on May 19, 2014, 05:49:07 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 07:48:25 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 02:34:29 pm
"Sure! There is nothing that can go wrong with this plan at all!":D
[3]
The majority of the boys in dorms charge out. Soon after, robots are shooting them with weird goop that makes a really ugly looking scab that can't be described due to this sites compliances. You've made it to the safety of a car with your friends, though they've both taken a direct hit.
"Drive drive drive!"
Improve on the next batch of clones.
[2]
Still equally as retarded.
Thqt empire rose and fell quite quickly.
Send Carl after my enemies
[2]
Carl doesn't listen to you.
"Wait, I'M A GOD WHYHAVEN'TIDONETHISYET?"
CREATE ENDLESS POKEMON EVERYWHERE, AND ONE DIGIMON FOR KICKS.
[3]
You create 3 pokemon and a turd.
((Carl is going to be the next midboss, isn't he?))((you're alone))
((So when I was barking orders to my (in?)subordinates, had I located them yet or am I completely 'alone'?))
Oh shit.
Retreat into the brush a ways. Listen.
[4]
You hear loud noises again.
Eat universe.
[6]
NOM.
And now you're stuck outside the universe. Business as normal on the inside.
Crash my space station into a populated planet, cheesify the planet in the resulting explosion.
[5]
Great success! The planet is a giant lump of cheese now.
(DAGFLUGR!)
Play it cool, show them my cargo, try to get away without an intensive search being done by charming the cops and showing them I have nothing to hide.
[1]
Yep, welcome to prison.
((I wanted to make the Xbox peasantry use their Xboxing(the martial art that I made) skills to overthrow the PC gamers, but the Digimon demands my attention.))
"That was totally what I meant to do. He was a shitty follower because...hey look, a Digimon."
Go tame that Digimon.
[5]
You find a Digimon nonetheless and tame it.
Construct a Reality Containment Field ScramblerTN. Scramble the field. Resume omnicide.
[4]
You build a shitty one. The barrier is down.
Steal titan and Land on Icytea
[6]
You steal the Titan Kronos from Tartarus and squash IcyTea with him. Kronos goes back to the 'ruler of the earth' thing.
Construct a Reality Containment Field ScramblerTN. Scramble the field. Resume omnicide.
lock this mad bread in my school of mutual killing
[1]
You try jumping out a window so you can go grab him.
"Sorry dim sim, none for you."
Your left leg explodes.
Improve body energy efficiency
[5]
Body is stabilised.
ROLL FOR POWER STAR
[4]
You get one. God help you poor suckers.
Spontaneously gain magic.
[6]
You get snail magic! Then you are promptly taken out of your farm by a French person.
Find whoever is responsible, offer assistance - gorillas should be useful in defeating the other cat-people.
[5]
It's a research facility: they're doing mental enhancement tests on monkeys to see what happens.
"Possible hostiles detected, please help engage. We'd be happy to divert some biological military to your cause as a reward.
>I have no mouth, yet have the urge to scream. Contemplate life, and then contemplate the fact that I myself am not technically alive.
[5]
Well, if the GMs made reality, none of you are really alive, because they made you exist. Sorry.
BORD THE SHIPS USING SCYTHERS
[1]
Gauss rifles once again trump weird claw-things.
Dance into other people so they get hit by lasers.
[5]
You start going around killing people. Music blares! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVRQVG20Y-U)
Post by: da_nang on May 19, 2014, 02:41:35 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 19, 2014, 02:45:22 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 19, 2014, 02:55:21 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 02:56:10 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 19, 2014, 03:00:01 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 19, 2014, 03:03:39 pm
CHARGE THROUGH EVERY PLAYER AND ALL THEIR CREATIONS
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 03:03:54 pm
Gather dragons. Together uplift other reptiles into a sapient reptile civilization.(This may be redundant if I finish mine first)
Petition giant space research facility for samples of their intelligence enhancing formula, in the spirit of scientific progress. Promise non-disclosure of their formula and to share the data from my experiments.
Post by: poketwo on May 19, 2014, 03:10:54 pm
Post by: Propman on May 19, 2014, 03:50:45 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 03:54:05 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 19, 2014, 04:03:44 pm
Hugo, could I interest you in a cooperation? Cat-people, space gorillas, and whatever it is you're breeding.
Post by: NAV on May 19, 2014, 04:05:02 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 04:32:35 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 04:52:13 pm
((Where did the space gorillas come from again?))
((I don't know and I don't want to know.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 04:53:40 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 04:54:16 pm
Okay, the game will start after I finish school (about 8 hours from now). I'd recommend the general and officers get their planning done now.((I saw this, and am preserving it so you can never deny it.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 04:58:21 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 19, 2014, 05:43:42 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 19, 2014, 06:01:29 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 19, 2014, 06:07:34 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 06:10:50 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 19, 2014, 07:38:07 pm
-e
Also, my last avatar was a hairless chimp, (either from old age or disease).
Relevant google image search (https://www.google.com/search?q=hairless+chimp&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6r16U9eGOZWhsASUr4CYBA&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=775). Be wary of monkey-nuts.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 07:42:39 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 19, 2014, 08:38:06 pm
Build a spare leg! Out of a box of scraps!
Post by: kj1225 on May 19, 2014, 08:41:21 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 19, 2014, 09:47:40 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 19, 2014, 10:41:41 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 19, 2014, 10:48:47 pm
((Which Pokemon did I create in addition to BlkShtTurdmon?))((You just wait, I'm gonna catch those pokemon. Also, Smurfington, as long as we're asking about Pokemon, what were those 3 zombie Pokemon I caught a while back? And what Digimon did I tame with my reality-warping 5?)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 19, 2014, 10:58:48 pm
((Which Pokemon did I create in addition to BlkShtTurdmon?))((You just wait, I'm gonna catch those pokemon. Also, Smurfington, as long as we're asking about Pokemon, what were those 3 zombie Pokemon I caught a while back? And what Digimon did I tame with my reality-warping 5?)
((You'd've tamed the only one in existence, BlkShtTurdmon))
Post by: Beirus on May 19, 2014, 11:02:01 pm
((As hilarious as that would be, it seems like you just made a regular, plain turd.))((Which Pokemon did I create in addition to BlkShtTurdmon?))((You just wait, I'm gonna catch those pokemon. Also, Smurfington, as long as we're asking about Pokemon, what were those 3 zombie Pokemon I caught a while back? And what Digimon did I tame with my reality-warping 5?)
((You'd've tamed the only one in existence, BlkShtTurdmon))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 11:19:59 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 11:23:35 pm
((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))(( Hey Smurfington, when are you gonna roll? Also when are you gonna post in the Cheesistan RTD? ))
Post by: Beirus on May 19, 2014, 11:33:07 pm
((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))((Yay, now he can digivolve to MegaTurdmon. So, what are the pokemon?))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 11:34:41 pm
((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))(( Hey Smurfington, when are you gonna roll? Also when are you gonna post in the Cheesistan RTD? ))
When I get home, can't do it on my phone.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 11:42:18 pm
((Ah. Have the same problem when using my 3DS. Though I found a very tedious workaround for emergencies, but I won't even bother suggesting it, as it's usually just better to wait.))((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))(( Hey Smurfington, when are you gonna roll? Also when are you gonna post in the Cheesistan RTD? ))
When I get home, can't do it on my phone.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 03:38:38 am
Gather dragons. Together uplift other reptiles into a sapient reptile civilization.
[4]
Another civilisation. Woot.
Resume omnicide already, carpit!
[1]
You explode yourself. WINRAR
Spread the religion of potatoes to the population of nearby planets.
[2]
HERETICS, ONE AND ALL
Become a ghost of a ghost and go through the wall to possess a ghost to possess a member of the audience.
[1]
Ghost proof to the power of infinity.
Figure out how, as a giant patch of grass, I'm even able to dance.
[4]
Hmm, yeah that's a gre-
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Quietly go towards the loud noises, find out what the hell is going on.
[2]
It was a bird. Feck.
CONSUME POWER STAR
CHARGE THROUGH EVERY PLAYER AND ALL THEIR CREATIONS
[6]
You send them all flying! EVERYONE ON EARTH HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT
Gather dragons. Together uplift other reptiles into a sapient reptile civilization.(This may be redundant if I finish mine first)
Petition giant space research facility for samples of their intelligence enhancing formula, in the spirit of scientific progress. Promise non-disclosure of their formula and to share the data from my experiments.
[1]
"...No."
MASS REPRODUCE SCYTHERS
[3]
You get like 2.
>Use my knowledge over life and death to become the first necromancer that is also a tank!
[1]
Nope, necromancy is the dumb.
Sure, why not. Engage hostiles.
Hugo, could I interest you in a cooperation? Cat-people, space gorillas, and whatever it is you're breeding.
[4]
PEWPEWPEW
You take out half of the enemy's whatever.
Collect some of Terry's DNA. Find HugoLuman and force him to clone Terry.
[4]
You break into his labs.
Sell the omniverse on Ebay
[2]
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EXTRALREALITY EBAY
Open portal to hell and get army to fight Kronos
[6]
They make it worse. Good job breaking it, hero.
Blow up the prison with a me-powered bomb and come out of this totally fine.
[6]
If by fine you mean smeared over the walls, then yes, you are fine.
((Now I'm fucking confused. Who's orange text?))
Build a spare leg! Out of a box of scraps!
((the orange dude is a serial serial killer))
[5]
Done!
Aww, that's no fun.
FUCKING DRIVE!
[4]
ESCAPE!
A winrar is you! Your friends put on paper bags to hide the things, and you go to a club.
You see application lady again. Also because I forgot to tell you, shes' your teacher now because reasons.
Get the Digimon to digivolve to Mega level through the power of Friendship.
[5]
MEGATURD!
Quote from: People
What pokemon?
[2]
They're all Mr Mime. KNOW THE PRICE OF YOUR HERESY
Post by: TamerVirus on May 20, 2014, 03:42:56 am
Grab a nerd and bionic kick him into a locker!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 20, 2014, 03:43:20 am
PEPPER SURFACE WITH GLASS SHARDS AND LEGOS
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 20, 2014, 03:46:18 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 20, 2014, 04:01:30 am
Post by: da_nang on May 20, 2014, 04:02:04 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 04:02:33 am
If that fails:
Have all the gibs that were once me form into mini-mes, continue business conquest of this universe and getting people hooked on highly addictive substances.
Sub-action:
Find out if Zeus survived.
If yes:
Have him force the relegalization of Chooze and reclaim his old job as sponsor.
If no:
Get Thor addicted instead, and have him sponsor the stuff.
If GM complains about how many things he has to roll for:
Cause him to explode into ludicrous gibs and redirect his potato strike to another RTD.
If he does so without complaining:
Roll to give him a three turn bonus in Cheesistan, hopefully he'll need the advantage to win the GOD WAR and get back at the insidious lesbians.
If even a single person doesn't get the previous command's meaning:
Roll to promote my Roll to Dodge for the next three turns.
If GM refuses to roll for even a single of these commands: Darn. "Well, I tried anyway"
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 20, 2014, 04:08:26 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 20, 2014, 04:10:38 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 20, 2014, 04:18:42 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 20, 2014, 06:06:42 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 07:59:55 am
Post by: NAV on May 20, 2014, 08:32:13 am
Post by: Propman on May 20, 2014, 08:45:52 am
Post by: Beirus on May 20, 2014, 10:26:20 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 11:36:24 am
Now clone Terry the Terrorbird. With some upgrades, like flight, laser eyes, and an adamantine spine."I don't know who you are, but I must warn you that may facilities are not fully operational. Just look at the last batch of clones"
Assist his action, to make sure nothing goes horribly wrong.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 20, 2014, 12:52:41 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 20, 2014, 01:33:39 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 20, 2014, 01:45:19 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 03:19:12 pm
((Oh I get it now, IM in the school of killing))
Grab a nerd and bionic kick him into a locker!
[6]
He does judo. You go flying down the corridor.
STEAL EARTH'S SHOES
PEPPER SURFACE WITH GLASS SHARDS AND LEGOS
[3]
Earth doesn't have shoes, but now all the ground in Mexico is covered with pain.
Kill the Mr. Mimes, turn them into Nyx-Snakes.
[2]
You can't steal another trainer's pokemon!
cook some popcorn and enjoy my rewards for summoning the demon army to earth
[5]
Yaaay, watching a three-way war
Set up trade routes with other civilizations. Create army to protect reptilekind.
[4]
You're mostly left alone, and your army is pretty small.
Use "because it does" logic to become a painting capable of motion and fully retaining my sentience, with the ability to phase back into a 3-dimensional creature at will, simultaneously detaching from the wall when I do so, just like Link in Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds. And the ability to return to portrait form at will also.
If that fails:
Have all the gibs that were once me form into mini-mes, continue business conquest of this universe and getting people hooked on highly addictive substances.
Sub-action:
Find out if Zeus survived.
If yes:
Have him force the relegalization of Chooze and reclaim his old job as sponsor.
If no:
Get Thor addicted instead, and have him sponsor the stuff.
If GM complains about how many things he has to roll for:
Cause him to explode into ludicrous gibs and redirect his potato strike to another RTD.
If he does so without complaining:
Roll to give him a three turn bonus in Cheesistan, hopefully he'll need the advantage to win the GOD WAR and get back at the insidious lesbians.
If even a single person doesn't get the previous command's meaning:
Roll to promote my Roll to Dodge for the next three turns.
If GM refuses to roll for even a single of these commands: Darn. "Well, I tried anyway"
[2] Zeus is dead, [6]Thor is now addicted and throttling you for more.
((pls 3 turn bonus))
Reform my giblets into a perfectly ordered form, the manifestation of Order. Resume omnicide. CHAOS ABSOLUTELY MUST END.
[2]
As a living thing, you are part of chaos. This is depressing.
MAKE EXTRALREALITY EBAY!
[3]
It would help if there were customers.
Cull the heretics! Execution by potato avalanche!
[1]
Not enough potatoes! WE NEED MORE
Import some cat-people scientists.
[6]
They don't get along well.
Tastefully avoid her for the night.
[1]
Nope, she saw you. She invites you and dipshits 1 and 2 to sit with her. The dipshits promptly lose their shit. She gives all three of you a drink. It was drugged, she's actually a cat person in disguise, and now you're tied up and being hauled to an underground lab.
Absorb the potatoes.
[5]
NOM NOM NOM
Now clone Terry the Terrorbird. With some upgrades, like flight, laser eyes, and an adamantine spine.
[2]
Everything is set up, and you press the button.
Not enough minerals.
You press it again.
Not enough minerals.
Not enough minerals.
Not enough minerals.
Not enough minerals.
RAGE
>Somehow convince the fairies of Gensokyo that I am their king, because as a tank with depressed clown make-up smeared about my form, I'm as good a choice as any, right?
[1]
Apparently not.
Send MegaTurdmon to break the fourth, fifth, six, and whatever other walls he needs to so he can attack the GM with his Mega Poo Poo Cannon. Or he can just use the door. Either way, the GM needs to be hit by the Mega Poo Poo Cannon attack.
[5]
Is this carbon-based poop? WINRAR, FREE AMMO
Now clone Terry the Terrorbird. With some upgrades, like flight, laser eyes, and an adamantine spine."I don't know who you are, but I must warn you that may facilities are not fully operational. Just look at the last batch of clones"
Assist his action, to make sure nothing goes horribly wrong.
[2]
He's running around the lab smashing shit while the console says Not enough minerals. every two seconds.
Hm. Back to listening.
[5]
You found the others! They're all in a big circle, holding sticks and stones.
Spontaneous Reincarnation!
[2]
Is that even a thing?
Use the door in the wall to get to the audience.
[6]
The audience contains the Ghostbusters. Fuck.
Post by: NAV on May 20, 2014, 03:24:15 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 20, 2014, 03:40:59 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 20, 2014, 03:46:06 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 20, 2014, 03:57:43 pm
"Hee~"
That's..not normal. Maybe I'll stay hidden a second and observe them a bit more..
Post by: da_nang on May 20, 2014, 04:13:10 pm
Make a civilization of Matoran.
Check if Miserix is around. If he is, offer citizenship to reptile civilization Reptilia.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 04:24:07 pm
Post by: Propman on May 20, 2014, 04:37:21 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 04:43:44 pm
Post by: scapheap on May 20, 2014, 04:45:09 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 04:48:02 pm
Place wanted ads for mooks for my evil castle
You can have my retarded dracons.
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 05:26:09 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 20, 2014, 05:43:17 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 20, 2014, 06:27:55 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 20, 2014, 06:48:08 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 20, 2014, 07:12:37 pm
Post by: Xantalos on May 20, 2014, 07:15:01 pm
ELDRITCH VIKING RAID FROM SPACE ON RANDOM PERSON
Post by: kj1225 on May 20, 2014, 08:48:13 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 20, 2014, 09:00:16 pm
Absorb ambient God Power from the omniverse.
Post by: killerhellhound on May 20, 2014, 09:02:34 pm
OH HAI GUYSVIKING RAP MY WAY TO LEADER OF THE RAID
ELDRITCH VIKING RAID FROM SPACE ON RANDOM PERSON
Post by: TamerVirus on May 20, 2014, 09:27:51 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 20, 2014, 09:38:06 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 10:11:30 pm
Summon Kevakiyas.* takes a deep breath * NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 10:15:55 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 04:42:56 am
Potatoes contain minerals. Summon potatoes and try again.
[6]
The console is silent for the longest time.
You require more Vespene Gas.
RAGE
Create potato farm planets!
[1]
Not enough monies.
Kick the small child's exploded head. Get knocked out by whateverthefuck. Initate operation HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
[1]
I say good sir, you seem to be in need of forced plot.
BEGINNING RECONSTRUCTION
Make a civilization of Matoran.
[3]
You need more Matoran.
Hey guys!
"Hee~"
That's..not normal. Maybe I'll stay hidden a second and observe them a bit more..
[6]
They've made spears and hatchets, and they're currently beating the turd out of douchebag monkey because he stole bananas.
Make a civilization of Matoran.
Check if Miserix is around. If he is, offer citizenship to reptile civilization Reptilia.
[2]
I ate him.
Find something with which to stabilize my clones so they don't turn out retarded.
[1]
Don't be silly. Do you even carbon chemistry?
>I attack the number 1.
[4]
You stab it. Huh.
Place wanted ads for mooks for my evil castle
[3]
No recruits, since you murdered your last batch.
Summon Kevakiyas.
[6]
Kevakiyas summoned. You also bring in the Potatolaird.
EEEEEEY!
EEEEEEY!
Go inside the GM's house.
[5]
There is a chill party going on.
Dude, pull up a chair.
GET MORE SCYTHERS
[5]
Millions get!
Arbitrate, then. Unite them in pursuit of the common cause.
[2]
Um, what is that?
Create several Galvantula and an ImpDramon. Train them for combat against all kinds of weaponry.
[1]
You get a turd.
OH HAI GUYS
ELDRITCH VIKING RAID FROM SPACE ON RANDOM PERSON
[1]
The GM bats you back into orbit.
"... I don't know if I like this or am afriad."
[4]
They just take a few scans and samples. Nuts. The dipshits are attacked by a swarm of labgirls.
Back to the school with you lot.
((Pretty sure Digimon poop is silicon-based. Because Digital Monsters.))
Absorb ambient God Power from the omniverse.
[2]
None for you!
OH HAI GUYSVIKING RAP MY WAY TO LEADER OF THE RAID
ELDRITCH VIKING RAID FROM SPACE ON RANDOM PERSON
[3]
Your rhymes are shit.
Eh, shoot him in the head.
[5]
Yeaaaah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD0XqFZ8GmI)
Stop living, but not moving. Resume omnicide.
[1]
Moving is chaos. Order is when everything is perfectly still.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 21, 2014, 04:44:24 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 21, 2014, 04:49:47 am
Absorb the power of all illnesses and afflictions, both mental and physical, of the remaining 10% of the population of Earth.
Post by: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 04:53:13 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 21, 2014, 05:02:59 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 21, 2014, 05:24:18 am
Post by: da_nang on May 21, 2014, 05:44:12 am
Find Miserix DNA and resurrect him!
Increase planetary and space militarization!
Post by: scapheap on May 21, 2014, 05:54:58 am
No recruits, since you murdered your last batch....They ran away, not murdered.
take HugoLuman's retarded dracons as pit beasts to throw heroes to.
Post by: kj1225 on May 21, 2014, 06:09:19 am
Post by: Propman on May 21, 2014, 07:21:19 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 07:49:22 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 21, 2014, 07:51:35 am
MAKE more Matoran. Or enslave random animals and force them to do all the work, that works too.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 08:45:53 am
Phase into the wall so that Thor punches the wall instead of me.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 09:22:16 am
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 10:10:44 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 21, 2014, 10:11:32 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 21, 2014, 01:47:55 pm
Take command!
"Hey you dirty mongrels, what's up?"
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 01:49:13 pm
Throw some poor sap out a window!((Knowing Smurfington, you're probably about to throw tree sap out of a window. Or throw yourself.))
Post by: poketwo on May 21, 2014, 01:56:47 pm
Post by: Erils on May 21, 2014, 02:11:01 pm
Observe my surroundings
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 02:24:17 pm
(( That's where he and I differ, I'd make the sap come back for revenge as Treebeard. ))Throw some poor sap out a window!((Knowing Smurfington, you're probably about to throw tree sap out of a window. Or throw yourself.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 06:11:43 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 06:12:51 pm
Reincaranate.
[5]
They take tons of embarrassing pictures. He is utterly humiliated at school the next day.Spoiler: George's Life (click to show/hide)
((Ahem... Wrong thread?))
((I'd remove this, but you need more shame.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 06:13:10 pm
Post by: NAV on May 21, 2014, 06:16:49 pm
Give up
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 06:35:48 pm
Reincaranate.
[5]
You reincarnate as a dragon. WINRAR
"Fuck it."
Absorb the power of all illnesses and afflictions, both mental and physical, of the remaining 10% of the population of Earth.
[6]
POWER OVERWHELMING
When the GM isn't looking,steal his remote.
[2]
None for you!
Since when did I need monies!? I'm a commie! Tell the potato government that it's our best interest to create more homeworlds!
[3]
They couldn't be effed.
I can stop moving later, keep omniciding.
[3]
You get sniped by an orbital relay. A WINRAR IS HUMANITY
The pursuit of knowledge and the strengthening of our respective factions. Duuuh.
[5]
Everyone is friends now. Lame.
"You... BASTARD!"
Find Miserix DNA and resurrect him!
Increase planetary and space militarization!
[1] They don't have DNA!
[4] Your military grows in size.
No recruits, since you murdered your last batch....They ran away, not murdered.
take HugoLuman's retarded dracons as pit beasts to throw heroes to.
[5]
They're all in the pit now. Someone dubbed it the Tard Pit.
Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
[3]
Because of your escapey nonsense, you are now required to live with the recruiter. Great fun times. In other news, the gym teacher who has a mad crush on her now hates you immensely, and puts you through hell.
>With that dreaded 1 out of the way, attempt to infiltrate the fairies under the guise of a benevolent...benefactor, using a fake moustache so as to disguise my true nature from them, eventually becoming their de-faco leader.
[1]
One's back for blood! He beats the shit out of you.
Summon Cheesistan-Lyeos, so he can stop Kevakiyas and prevent another trap-crisis.
[1]
NONE FOR YOU
Okay, what happened while I didn't post?
MAKE more Matoran. Or enslave random animals and force them to do all the work, that works too.
[6]
Slave revolt! SHIT
K. I'm gonna assume that yes I got the super-powers.
Phase into the wall so that Thor punches the wall instead of me.
[4]
He misses you. He's charging up his lightning now.
Throw some poor sap out a window!
[6]
You throw someone into the glass. It's reinforced. He bounces back off and hits you in the face.
"Glorious!"
That was just a warmup. Now absorb all ambient God Power(s) in the omniverse.
[2]
No.
Go Godzilla on some city's including lazer breath power.
[3]
Godzilla to the rescue! He beats the turd out of you.
Hmm, YOLO
Take command!
"Hey you dirty mongrels, what's up?"
[5]
"Oh, it's you. What the hell is going on? We've got tools and a complex language now. How did we do this?"
ASSULT THE LAB I AM TRYING TO TAKE OVER
[4]
BREACH AND CLEAR
You bumrush into the facility. Automated defenses are online, and they're mowing down your troops by the thousands.
ok, finally got an avatar, time to rejoin.
Observe my surroundings
[5]
You're in a dropship.
"5 leagues out. Get ready to breach."
I have no logical way to solve this problem
Give up
[4]
You lie on the lab table, after smashing everything in it.
"...You require more minerals."
Post by: Propman on May 21, 2014, 06:37:24 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 06:40:23 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 06:41:24 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 21, 2014, 06:43:34 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 21, 2014, 06:56:33 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 07:03:44 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 21, 2014, 07:11:32 pm
"I'm assuming it had something to do with that gas, but I can't fathom how, and frankly I'm not particularly worried about it yet.
In the meantime, the first order of business is fashioning me a weapon, and once that's out of the way we can go find some more answers."
Motioning at douche-monkey,
"Has he said anything?"
Walks to & crouches next to him while one of his comrades answers, inspecting.
Post by: kj1225 on May 21, 2014, 08:45:47 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 08:47:37 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 21, 2014, 08:52:42 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 09:06:55 pm
Post by: NAV on May 21, 2014, 09:07:50 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 21, 2014, 09:26:31 pm
Try to clone a baby Terry. Maybe that will require less rescources.Would the adamantine spine grow with the body?
Post by: killerhellhound on May 21, 2014, 09:27:50 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 21, 2014, 09:36:44 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 10:41:44 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 21, 2014, 11:05:39 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 22, 2014, 12:35:59 am
Post by: da_nang on May 22, 2014, 01:23:54 am
Post by: Erils on May 22, 2014, 02:28:16 am
Try to remember what war I am fighting in and why
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 02:42:45 am
Watch the new trap-crisis occur. Hooray, GM, you just allowed Kevakiyas to go to work again.How the effin'...?
SUMMON GM POWERS FROM CHEESISTAN ME, HIJACK THE THREAD, SMITE KEVAKIYAS, PROFIT.
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 22, 2014, 02:52:21 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 04:04:14 am
>I am a goddamn tank! I load 1 with dakka and then proceed to crush it under my tracks.
[6]
Tank + Cruise missile = crater.
Apparently 1 has friends.
Watch the new trap-crisis occur. Hooray, GM, you just allowed Kevakiyas to go to work again.
[1]
FIST OF JUSTICE
There, Kevakiyas is now a red stain. Crisis averted.
Pick pocket GM's dice!
[4]
You should give those back before I launch you into orbit.
CONTINUE ASSAULT
[1]
They've brang in the big boys: Punisher combat suits. Concussive grenade launchers and flamethrowers make for lots of fun.
Vote for a new government that will work for the best interests of the people. (I bet that this will backfire on me.)
[5]
The Syndicate has been created.
You owe me money now!
Expand diplomatic influence of my cat-people faction.
[3]
It would help if you had spacefaring technology.
Help the console peasants in a revolt against the PC master race.
[1]
The peasantry are easily defeated.
Simian nods his head a little & speaks with a matter-of-fact tone.
"I'm assuming it had something to do with that gas, but I can't fathom how, and frankly I'm not particularly worried about it yet.
In the meantime, the first order of business is fashioning me a weapon, and once that's out of the way we can go find some more answers."
Motioning at douche-monkey,
"Has he said anything?"
Walks to & crouches next to him while one of his comrades answers, inspecting.
[3]
"...No, he hasn't. If you want a weapon, we'll need to find more of these special stones."
Continue on being a butt monkey. Also further vex the gym teacher by flirting with Recruiter-chan accidentally.
[6]
Welp, it turns out childhood crush is a teacher too, plus she has taken it in her personal interest to take care of you. QUEUE THE AWKWARD MOMENT!
Oh yeah, the teacher is now even harder on you. SMART MOVE DILLWEED
Try to clone a baby Terry. Maybe that will require less rescources.
[1]
"You must construct additional pylons."
Go get a heap of cybernetic upgrades then come back and beat Godzilla into the pavement
[2]
No enhancements for you.
Place blueprints for soul monsters, several samples of DNA including the one from my skull, and a bottle of liquor on the desk. Get drunk.
[6]
That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Grab the guy who hit me's head and smack his head into the window. RAPIDLY
[3]
He blocks and kicks you down a set of stairs.
Pull the projectile out of me, throw it back at the relay. Regenerate the wound like a boss.
[3]
You don't regenerate. This is where you start bleeding out.
CONTROL MY POWER!
[6]
ITS OUT OF CONTROOOOOOL
You are now insane.
REBUILD MISERIX - DOWN TO THE VERY LAST BIT OF ANTIDERMIS
[6]
He's made of unobtainium now.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Ok, dropship=fighting=war.
Try to remember what war I am fighting in and why
[4]
The Second Colony War. You're counterattacking against an invasion fleet.
Your dropship starts accelerating really quickly towards a flying ship. It's going to collide it at this rate!
Watch the new trap-crisis occur. Hooray, GM, you just allowed Kevakiyas to go to work again.How the effin'...?
SUMMON GM POWERS FROM CHEESISTAN ME, HIJACK THE THREAD, SMITE KEVAKIYAS, PROFIT.
[1]
FIST OF JUSTICE
You get plowed back to your own game.
Live up to the OP. Make a civilisation.
[3]
Welp, time to change the OP.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 22, 2014, 04:06:40 am
Heal myself with the Rod of Asklepios I made earlier.
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 04:07:51 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 22, 2014, 04:08:26 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 22, 2014, 04:09:02 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 04:16:47 am
Force Smurfington to sabotage five RTD's.
(( Should be !!FUN!! ))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 22, 2014, 04:18:03 am
Post by: killerhellhound on May 22, 2014, 04:37:30 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 22, 2014, 04:53:00 am
POISON THE PLANET, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 05:02:48 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 05:08:02 am
Post by: Propman on May 22, 2014, 05:43:10 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 22, 2014, 05:56:29 am
Post by: da_nang on May 22, 2014, 06:34:21 am
Have Miserix aid in eradicating aberrations. Throw in military too for good measure.
Post by: NAV on May 22, 2014, 06:44:23 am
Cry a lot.
Post by: Erils on May 22, 2014, 08:54:23 am
Jump off last second in epic slow motion
Post by: Beirus on May 22, 2014, 09:35:43 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 22, 2014, 09:49:29 am
Annihilate all of the PC Master Race with my mecha weapons.
"They're not called the Master race for nothing. But you wouldn't understand; you're just an XBox."
Post by: Beirus on May 22, 2014, 10:08:56 am
"You just wait until I run out of interesting things to do. Then I'm going after you."Annihilate all of the PC Master Race with my mecha weapons.
"They're not called the Master race for nothing. But you wouldn't understand; you're just an XBox."
((Which will either work, or I'll die and can Respawn as something that isn't a sentient Xbox with a mech body and God Powers that aren't really good for anything.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 22, 2014, 10:09:16 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 22, 2014, 10:15:52 am
His comrade gets his full attention.
'Oh? Do elaborate.'
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 22, 2014, 10:22:37 am
"You just wait until I run out of interesting things to do. Then I'm going after you."Annihilate all of the PC Master Race with my mecha weapons.
"They're not called the Master race for nothing. But you wouldn't understand; you're just an XBox."
((Which will either work, or I'll die and can Respawn as something that isn't a sentient Xbox with a mech body and God Powers that aren't really good for anything.))
"You'd have to catch me first. Put a hand to my scales; except you can't, because I can phase between here and Nyx at will, and even exist between."
Post by: WillowLuman on May 22, 2014, 12:20:36 pm
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?Place blueprints for soul monsters, several samples of DNA including the one from my skull, and a bottle of liquor on the desk. Get drunk.
[6]
That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
Post by: scapheap on May 22, 2014, 01:51:09 pm
Perfect. Still, need some actual mooks. To the slums![6]Well, at least they're not retarded, right?
That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
Post by: poketwo on May 22, 2014, 02:00:56 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 22, 2014, 04:40:54 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 22, 2014, 07:32:54 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 07:56:56 pm
How can I bleed? Breads don't have blood?
Heal myself with the Rod of Asklepios I made earlier.
[4]
It heals you a bit. You have blood now, if you know what's good for you.
Run away!!! Find his remote and steal the batteries,mess with his computer settings,set fire to his bed,run as fast as I can away from the house.
[1]
FIST OF JUSTICE
You're a smear on the floor now.
Reverse gravity, fall up the stairs, and use my momentum to smack that fool!
[6]
"A reverse gravity button. Huh."
You slam your head on the upper staircase.
"Ahahahahha, you fuckhead."
Examine surroundings,
[2]
You can't see anything. YOU'RE BLIND
:D
Force Smurfington to sabotage five RTD's.
(( Should be !!FUN!! ))
[5]
A note to all people who want to shiv me/call me an idiot/banhammer me in the near future, it was his idea.
FORCE SMURFINGTON TO LICK TURTLE
[6]
I ate the turtle. Tasted like bone.
Team up with Godzilia to destroy the acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations
[5]
A winner is you!
Pay back my lord GM with potato planets.
[5]
Woot! I give you more potato power.
((Insane, am I?))
POISON THE PLANET, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
[6]
You poison yourself in turn.
Secret GM roll because reasons.
[5]
good, good
Find out what secret GM roll is and the reasons behind it.
[4]
You catch him drilling massive boreholes into the crust. He pretends you are seeing things.
>Craters do not phase me! Continue assault! Replace 1 roll with 0!
[6]
0 and 1 ally! Now the dice is a D7, with 0 being a new roll!
Woo!
[2]
Tsundereing ensues. Also, it turns out you can captain a ship if you want to.
"These aberrations are abominations of nature and an insult to the Dov."
Have Miserix aid in eradicating aberrations. Throw in military too for good measure.
[6]
The abberations get covered in unobtainium. They mutate to a higher form.
Poo dragons ewewewewewew
Lie down and try not to cry.
Cry a lot.
[1]
(http://andreaaahwashere.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/lie-down-try-not-to-cry-cry-alot.jpg%3Fw%3D593)
Well i have no piloting experience so
Jump off last second in epic slow motion
[3]
There's no way out. The dropship collides with the hull and starts drilling into the bowels of the ship.
Annihilate all of the PC Master Race with my mecha weapons.
[1]
The mecha is PC operated. HERETIC
Be unproductive.
[6]
You lie on your side and moan loudly.
Special stones? Interesting.
His comrade gets his full attention.
'Oh? Do elaborate.'
[4]
"Flint stones. You can only get them at the cliff face over there, and there's usually someone over there."
Well, at least they're not retarded, right?Place blueprints for soul monsters, several samples of DNA including the one from my skull, and a bottle of liquor on the desk. Get drunk.
[6]
That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
[2]
They're murdered by everyone else.
Perfect. Still, need some actual mooks. To the slums![6]Well, at least they're not retarded, right?
That was dumb. Now there's hundreds of thousands of acid breathing soul-monster dragon aberrations attacking everything.
Give these to scapheap as well. Make the next batch more docile.
[3]
You get like 3 recruits. Two of them are heroin addicts.
ASSULT IN ALL DIRECTIONS
(0)
BACKWARDS ASSAULT IS NOT EFFECTIVE, ALL THE INVADERS ARE DEAD
Live up to the OP (again). Commit omnicide and do something to do with aberrations.
(0)
You become an aberration.
Develop space-faring technology among the cat-people, then. With help from the gorilla guys.
[3]
They're gorilla guys. They don't know shit.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 22, 2014, 08:00:45 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 08:04:15 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 22, 2014, 08:06:04 pm
((What's with all the 1's?))
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 08:07:36 pm
No one must learn the Dark secret of the mecha sentient Xbox God of Xboxes. Purge the PC master race from existence.
((What's with all the 1's?))
((His virtual dice have been sabotaged! *Start's flaunting around real life dice*
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 08:09:12 pm
Post by: NAV on May 22, 2014, 08:17:21 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 22, 2014, 08:19:39 pm
Make another batch, more docile this time.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 08:25:31 pm
((virtual dice rollers really, really suck))(( Hhhh... Yeah. Remember that when you read what happened with your second in command. ))
(( Also, your sabotage is welcome to my RTD but unnecessary as your very presence is sabotage so far... ))
Pass blame totatlly onto Smurfington.
Convince Thor to sponsor Chooze in exchange for getting more.
Post by: Propman on May 22, 2014, 08:28:48 pm
Post by: Playergamer on May 22, 2014, 08:39:05 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 22, 2014, 09:01:17 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 22, 2014, 09:16:11 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on May 22, 2014, 09:35:55 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on May 22, 2014, 10:10:26 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 22, 2014, 10:42:37 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 22, 2014, 10:47:48 pm
Post by: Erils on May 23, 2014, 12:32:08 am
Hold on for dear life
Post by: da_nang on May 23, 2014, 12:48:27 am
How the hell did you guys all know about my creations when you're in space/on deserted islands, and I'm in a lab somewhere? It was only a few hundred, not a swarm of millions/billions attacking the universe.((He said they started attacking everything. I assumed that meant the universe as well.))
"Now to advance our civilization even further."
Create massive shield world protected from GM shenanigans.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 23, 2014, 02:51:18 am
KIRBYLIZE IT
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 23, 2014, 06:35:21 am
PUUUUUURGE IN THE MOST DANMAKU-Y WAY POSSIBLE
[6]
You send poison orbs flying everywhere.
Investigate the boreholes.
(0)
You wake up inside a safe.
You know nothing.
Yes! Use my potato power to create potato starships crewed by a race of potato people that will obey myself and the GM!
[5]
The potatokin live again.
No one must learn the Dark secret of the mecha sentient Xbox God of Xboxes. Purge the PC master race from existence.((he jinxed it))
((What's with all the 1's?))
[1]
Everyone finds out. You are ousted from both communities, but the hybrids welcome you with open arms.
Make a massive monument to Terry, my beloved deceased terrorbird. Make it out of potatoes.
[2]
"You require more minerals."
How the hell did you guys all know about my creations when you're in space/on deserted islands, and I'm in a lab somewhere? It was only a few hundred, not a swarm of millions/billions attacking the universe.
Make another batch, more docile this time.
[6]
Rampage number two!
((virtual dice rollers really, really suck))(( Hhhh... Yeah. Remember that when you read what happened with your second in command. ))
(( Also, your sabotage is welcome to my RTD but unnecessary as your very presence is sabotage so far... ))
Pass blame totatlly onto Smurfington.
Convince Thor to sponsor Chooze in exchange for getting more.
[4]
He charges a lot.
>Become the supreme overlord of South America.
[6]
You conquer all of South America.
Then a certain llama with a green hat arrives at your borders.
Reform the EMPRAH!
[2]
None for you!
Go on an epic quest.
(0)
Erm, slight glitch in the quantum mainframe. The sideplot's reality is sorta, um rapidly decomposing. You should start running.
CONTINUE ASSAULT
[5]
Scythers take down the Punishers, and take over the northern shuttle bay!
High five Godzilla then head off into the sunset meet KJ and go on epic quest together
[3]
You get dragged into the subspace tear.
ABERRATE THE WORLD
[4]
You help out the GM with his secret plan!
Put on a nifty mask, summon a mini earth, blitz it into someone's chest
[6]
The explosive pressure from the planet's core levels the building you're standing near.
Resume omnicide. Start with Time itself.
[5]
You kill large swathes of time. Reality is kinda fucked in those areas.
Well, looks like there's no way out of this dropship
Hold on for dear life
[4]
The drill on front of the craft opens up, sealing the gap in the hull with a ten-pointed star.
Breach successful, push forward!
Other people in similar armor charge out into the ship's cargo bay, where a firefight is breaking out.
How the hell did you guys all know about my creations when you're in space/on deserted islands, and I'm in a lab somewhere? It was only a few hundred, not a swarm of millions/billions attacking the universe.((He said they started attacking everything. I assumed that meant the universe as well.))
"Now to advance our civilization even further."
Create massive shield world protected from GM shenanigans.
[2]
None for you. You aren't even CLOSE to that sorta tech.
EAT SHIELD WORLD
KIRBYLIZE IT
[6]
You eat the plans. The dragons are not happy.
Post by: kj1225 on May 23, 2014, 06:38:31 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 06:39:02 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 23, 2014, 06:41:28 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 06:42:54 am
Post by: da_nang on May 23, 2014, 06:43:58 am
Post by: Erils on May 23, 2014, 06:44:37 am
Charge forward and shoot whoever the other guys are shooting.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 23, 2014, 07:40:25 am
I predict the secret GM project is about the next boss battle.
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 07:41:18 am
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 23, 2014, 07:43:08 am
Post by: NAV on May 23, 2014, 07:54:00 am
Smash through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 23, 2014, 07:59:46 am
Mid-boss battle time!
Smash through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory.
SURPRISE BOSS ESCALATION
SMASH THROUGH NAV, LEAVING DOZENS OF ENRAGED DRAGONS IN MY WAKE
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 08:04:20 am
Mid-boss battle time!
Smash through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory.
Eh? What did I do to you?
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 23, 2014, 09:59:09 am
Post by: Beirus on May 23, 2014, 10:04:22 am
Become immune to the effects of any roll lower than a 4.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 23, 2014, 10:22:18 am
Mellow my creations with drugs.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 23, 2014, 11:35:27 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 23, 2014, 12:27:02 pm
OoOYes! Use my potato power to create potato starships crewed by a race of potato people that will obey myself and the GM!
[5]
The potatokin live again.
((I wonder if they'll recognize me?))
Simian follows the ape's gesture, nods a thanks and gets up to go
"You guys have this under control?"
(('Yeah'))
"Alright, see ya around."
Go over to the flint wall.
Post by: poketwo on May 23, 2014, 03:42:01 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 23, 2014, 04:43:40 pm
Wait... When did that happen? Has this always been happening? I think I should have been made aware of this earlier.
[5]
Erm, in the last 10 seconds? You've got a while, so haul ass!
Tell the omni-verse that the GM has turned from observer to villien and we need to teach him a lesson.
[2]
They don't believe you, and they're not likely to.
Use the power of friendship to create a dangerous cult
[5]
Cult get!
Steal the technology from the future. Also, poison LordSlowpoke with the many, many poison orbs flying around.
[1]
You poison yourself.
Charge!!!!
Charge forward and shoot whoever the other guys are shooting.
[3]
Your guys are getting mown down! Shit!
Order will prevail. Chaos will end. Omnicide.
I predict the secret GM project is about the next boss battle.
[6]
More time rips! Reality is damaged around Earth!
Operation Clear House is a go.
Figure out how I can lie on my side and moan loudly when I'm still a large patch of grass.
[2]
You aren't grass any more. A winner is you.
Promote Lyeos/Bay12
[1]
You scare people away from it. ENOUGH METAGAMING DAMMIT
Mid-boss battle time!
Smash through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory.
[5]
You catch the GM wedging massive megaton nuclear bombs into one of the boreholes.
Um, hi?
Mid-boss battle time!
Smash through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory.
SURPRISE BOSS ESCALATION
SMASH THROUGH NAV, LEAVING DOZENS OF ENRAGED DRAGONS IN MY WAKE
[4]
You smash through NAV.
Well, this is the last charge, so I'm going to go chill on Mars and explode the reality damage now.
SPROUT GIRATINA-ESQUE TENDRILS FROM MY SHOULDERS
[6]
TOO MANY, IT HURRRTS
((Frickin' dice.))
Become immune to the effects of any roll lower than a 4.
[1]
You now have a -1 bonus.
I have no other choice
Mellow my creations with drugs.
(0)
You sorta need drugs in the first place. The dragons run off everywhere again.
Possess a ghostbuster and run back through the door.
[5]
You are now a ghostbuster. Heh.
OoOYes! Use my potato power to create potato starships crewed by a race of potato people that will obey myself and the GM!
[5]
The potatokin live again.
((I wonder if they'll recognize me?))
Simian follows the ape's gesture, nods a thanks and gets up to go
"You guys have this under control?"
(('Yeah'))
"Alright, see ya around."
Go over to the flint wall.
(0)
There's a crack in the border that surrounds the forest. A weird dinosaur thing shoots out.
Spoiler: Scyther (click to show/hide)
Take the fleet back in time, order it to spread the religion of potatoes to the galaxy so that the present will be converted.
[2]
No time travel, at all, period.
GET IN A MEETING TO DISSCUSE THE CURRENT BATTLE SITUATION
[4]
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gSQg1i_q2g)
Post by: kj1225 on May 23, 2014, 04:44:56 pm
Post by: Propman on May 23, 2014, 04:50:35 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 04:53:43 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 23, 2014, 05:00:03 pm
Post by: NAV on May 23, 2014, 05:24:27 pm
Summon a potato between the chunks of plutonium in each bomb, preventing them from fusing and reaching critical mass. Also fill the safe with mashed potatoes for shits and gigs.
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 05:26:50 pm
I just rolled a 5 on my action to break through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory, yet the safe remains unbroken and Blazing Glory remains unstruck. Curse you GM!
Note that you can't hit me 'cause I'm a smear on the floor.
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 05:30:06 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 05:38:17 pm
Hit the multiversal reset button...Eat it before he can press it. We'll not be having that again.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 23, 2014, 05:41:20 pm
Crack.
A crack!
ORGANIZE A DEFENSE, SLAY THE SCYTHER!
Keep an eye out for a weapon, ((five and I rip off the scyther's sword-arm)).
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 23, 2014, 06:59:49 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 23, 2014, 07:33:38 pm
Turn the -1 into a permanent +9001
Post by: WillowLuman on May 23, 2014, 08:38:44 pm
Dump this batch outside in confidence that someone will deal with them eventually, try again with a different mixture of DNA/other components.
Post by: poketwo on May 23, 2014, 08:59:09 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 23, 2014, 09:00:01 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 23, 2014, 09:19:07 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 23, 2014, 10:06:09 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 23, 2014, 10:38:21 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 23, 2014, 11:08:09 pm
DISMANTLE THEM FOR RAW MATERIALS
Post by: da_nang on May 24, 2014, 02:09:42 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2014, 02:16:59 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:21:54 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2014, 04:52:49 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:37:03 pm
Jump universes! Somewhere that isn't about to die preferably.
[4]
You warp into the GM's house.
>Attempt to bribe the llama so as to go elsewhere.
[1]
And he's toppled the south american government.
Curses! Very well, I'll have to spread potatoes the hard way. Use my fleet to take control of the galaxy!
[5]
Potato fleets control the universe!
Bust open the safe and spread myself on the GM's face so he can't see.
[3]
Jokes on you, I don't need eyes to see.
I just rolled a 5 on my action to break through the safe wall and hit Blazing Glory, yet the safe remains unbroken and Blazing Glory remains unstruck. Curse you GM!
Summon a potato between the chunks of plutonium in each bomb, preventing them from fusing and reaching critical mass. Also fill the safe with mashed potatoes for shits and gigs.
[6]
The bomb contains potatorite. They start to react.
Hit the multiversalresetimmolation button...
[2]
NOPE
Hit the multiversal reset button...Eat it before he can press it. We'll not be having that again.
[5]
You've eaten the button.
Oh shi-wait,
Crack.
A crack!
ORGANIZE A DEFENSE, SLAY THE SCYTHER!
Keep an eye out for a weapon, ((five and I rip off the scyther's sword-arm)).
[4]
You fuck it up.
'Attempt to Ghostbust the GM
[3]
He's not a ghost.
((Damn you, dice.))
Turn the -1 into a permanent +9001
[6-1]
THE END IS NIGH
(What!? You give an autofail to THAT, when people do plenty of other ridiculous stuff? It makes more sense for drugs to just be lying around a lab than anywhere else, except perhaps a hospital.)
Dump this batch outside in confidence that someone will deal with them eventually, try again with a different mixture of DNA/other components.
[4]
You make a new DNA mixture.
GET THE STUPIDER SCYTHERS OUT AND ONLY DISSCUSE THE SITUATION WITH THE SMART ONES
[6]
You send them all out because they are all stupid.
Use cult to spread the teachings of friendship!
[2]
NONE FOR YOU
Threaten GM with gorillas to get a +1 to every roll.
[1]
FIST OF JUSTICE
The gorillas are now smears.
JAM THE GIRATENTACLES INTO THE GROUND, INJECT THE GROUND WITH POISON!
[6]
This works for about two seconds, then the bombs go off.
Quote from: GM
BOOM
[5]
The bombs explode downward into the fissures, ripping the planet asunder.
As the bombs explode Earth, freeze the pieces in reality some distance away from the epicenter. This is to forever remind people what will happen if you follow the ways of Chaos.
[2]
Nope, you're glassed.
STEAL THE CHARGES
DISMANTLE THEM FOR RAW MATERIALS
[4]
You manage to steal a dud.
Pack my bags and grab myself and my civilization to another universe by using the same technology I used to enter this universe and leaving the poison behind along with the ensuing death and destruction.
[5]
You arrive at cat people planet.
((I know that Danmaku works by hitting things with magic, and that several kinds of contact poisons and venoms were contained in those bubbles.))
((Yes, that's an interesting point you've got ther-FLASHBANG))
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 03:37:51 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 24, 2014, 03:39:21 pm
Post by: NAV on May 24, 2014, 03:48:25 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 24, 2014, 03:54:08 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 24, 2014, 03:55:56 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 04:49:28 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 24, 2014, 05:27:20 pm
Become Ultimate Mega Super post-post-post-endgame Xbox God Mecha Boss.
Post by: Helgoland on May 24, 2014, 05:30:18 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 24, 2014, 05:40:13 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 24, 2014, 06:02:55 pm
"LISTEN!"
Simian points to the crack the scyther jumped out of
"See that? We're going to see what's on the other side. If there are any more of us, now's the time to get them!"
Post by: Propman on May 24, 2014, 07:26:23 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 08:06:07 pm
Defend the button with squiggle-like tenacity.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 24, 2014, 08:23:07 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2014, 10:30:59 pm
Assess damage. Cause more damage.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 24, 2014, 11:32:24 pm
Post by: da_nang on May 25, 2014, 12:27:29 am
Assess technological and military prowess of cat people. Offer universal translators as an olive branch.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 25, 2014, 02:55:24 am
Punch CMC so the button will jostle and press itself.
(0)
You press the button. It's a trap. The presser is warped into the single dimension. That presser is you.
"Um.... Sup?"
[4]
"Tears in reality, space wars, potato nukes. The usual. Sorry about the universe destruction, someone sorta stopped time over the reality containment field."
So, I guess that makes me dead? Whats the afterlife like?
[3]
There isn't one. SURPRISE, EVERYTHING IS GHOSTS
Spread the potato religion to everyone! With force if necessary.
[2]
The Inquisition has come. Fuck titties.
Kill something.
[4]
You stab a frog.
Create next batch, with implanted killchips in case they too are failures.
[3]
Yep, failures, each and every one.
Start sliming into his mouth.
[2]
He's already wiped you off.
((Damn right the end is nigh.))
Become Ultimate Mega Super post-post-post-endgame Xbox God Mecha Boss.
[0+9001]
You explode from over-awesomeness. The explosion tears a hole in reality 50 light years wide.
UNDO UNDO
Okay, that was uncalled for - how about frequent fondues for your honor, hosted by the cat people? This worked last time, after all...
[5]
Done deal!
SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING
[1]
THINGS ARE HAPPENING, SO MUCH ACTION OH MY GOD
Rally the monkeys!
"LISTEN!"
Simian points to the crack the scyther jumped out of
"See that? We're going to see what's on the other side. If there are any more of us, now's the time to get them!"
[3]
The crack seals itself. Oh.
>Ask the UN to intervene.
[2]
You ask the smoldered crater which was the UN for help. Huh.
Yay! I'm now the guardian of the button!
Defend the button with squiggle-like tenacity.
[3]
The button was pressed. You are shamed eternally.
Create a giant robot machine and unleash it onto a bunch of random people
[5]
Yay, mass murder!
((Well, it's a good thing I'm immortal!))
Assess damage. Cause more damage.
(0)
Your immortality is stripped by exotic poisons. Fuck.
"Everyone made it through? Good. Now to deal with the cats."
Assess technological and military prowess of cat people. Offer universal translators as an olive branch.
[5]
Yay for peace treaty.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 25, 2014, 02:58:37 am
Assess damage to self. DO NOT cause more damage to self.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 25, 2014, 03:00:09 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 25, 2014, 03:02:02 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 25, 2014, 03:20:34 am
Post by: da_nang on May 25, 2014, 03:21:22 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 25, 2014, 07:53:10 am
Post by: poketwo on May 25, 2014, 09:45:54 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 25, 2014, 10:24:11 am
Post by: Beirus on May 25, 2014, 12:26:44 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 25, 2014, 01:58:17 pm
Simian indicates his displeasure with a violent gesture or two & screaming, but calms down and goes over to the scyther.
See if the fucked-up dinosaur-thing can speak too.
"Hey you, wake up."
He monkey-slaps its head.
Post by: Lyeos on May 25, 2014, 05:31:17 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 25, 2014, 05:57:54 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 25, 2014, 06:27:30 pm
"Oh. Oh dear."
Assess damage to self. DO NOT cause more damage to self.
[3]
You don't know what is happening. It hurts, though.
Ask Parallel GM for assistance.
[2]
Triumphant retur-
Annnnd back into the recesses of my mind you go.
Now press the convient robot shut down button I had, be lauded as a hero!
[1]
They catch on. Fuck.
Reach into my RtD and get my GM stick,use my GM stick to reboot reality.
[6]
The GM steals your stick.
TAKING DIRECT CONTROL, NO TAKE BACKS
Research shield world technology.
[3]
It's harder than it looks.
((Who is the inquisition working for? Emperor Palpatine or the evil intergalactic space pope?))
Tell the inquisition that they are looking at the wrong people, then when they're not looking, death by potato storm!
[3]
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
"Oh... Can I get put with everyone else?"
[5]
"Okay."
ASSULT THE DOME
[1]
ASSAULT FAILED, FORCES KILLED
RETREEAAAAAT
If still alive, keep omnicidin'. If not, construct myself a body of pure order and enter it.
[6]
A body of pure order is a perfectly still black hole. You do black hole things.
Do it again.
[2]
NO
Fucktitties..easy come easy go.
Simian indicates his displeasure with a violent gesture or two & screaming, but calms down and goes over to the scyther.
See if the fucked-up dinosaur-thing can speak too.
"Hey you, wake up."
He monkey-slaps its head.
[6]
It wakes up and claws into another monkey. SHITE
Point out that, technically, CMC pressed the button since it was inside of him and his organs were in direct contact with it.
[2]
The GM's counter-argue that they don't give two shits.
Do a drive-by in my giant space-traversing steam-engine train. Because WHY NOT!?
[1]
You are actually on several hallucinogenic drugs in a dumpster.
Post by: blazing glory on May 25, 2014, 06:30:07 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 25, 2014, 06:31:11 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 25, 2014, 06:34:08 pm
Set up dairy industry. Should be popular with dem cats - and it worked out last time...
Post by: kj1225 on May 25, 2014, 06:43:54 pm
Post by: NAV on May 25, 2014, 06:53:07 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 25, 2014, 07:03:03 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 25, 2014, 07:08:54 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 25, 2014, 07:15:40 pm
Reform my body, this time with badassitude.
Post by: blazing glory on May 25, 2014, 08:47:26 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 25, 2014, 08:54:10 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 25, 2014, 09:09:29 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 25, 2014, 09:49:04 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 25, 2014, 10:29:20 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 01:39:22 am
I'm bored.
[1]
ANOTHER ONE THEN
BEGINNING RECONSTRUCTION
Tell the GM's that they don't give two shits because they actually give three shits!
[2]
If they gave three they'd give two plus one. You're still in prison.
Ah ha! Nobody expects the GM inquisition either! Order the fleet to kill the Spanish inquisition.
[2]
Their comfy chair torture (with the soft pillows) is an even match for pegging potatoes at them. CURSES
(So do I get that +1 now?)
Set up dairy industry. Should be popular with dem cats - and it worked out last time...
[2+1]
They think it's gross. Nuts.
Adventure!
[6]
TOO MUCH ADVENTURE, PANIIIIIC
Huh?
[2]
Huh?
Stab a hobo. Use necromancy to make him a Boss Battle. AAAGH FUUUUCK
[6]
DRAGON LORD HOBO VS GUY ON DRUGS
>FIGHT >BAG
>SPELLS >RUN
SHIT. PRESS THE BLOW EVERYTHING THE FUCK UP BUTTON!
[6]
BOOM GOES THE SCHOOL
WHY WAS THIS AN OPTION
((So what happened to my permanent bonus?))((forgot lol))
Reform my body, this time with badassitude.
[5+9001]
Another rip in reality. This one is bigger.
Steal both GM sticks back.
[1]
You lose another stick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Warp to Nyx. Ask Karametra, God of Plenty if she knows what the hell is going on.
[6]
Everyone's immortality has been stripped. Fuck.
HAVE SOME OF THE SCYTHERS CRAW IN THE VENTS AND BURST OUT ATTAKING AT THE CLOSEST PERSON THAT IS NOT A SCYTHER OR A SCIENTIST
[3]
The vents have blenders in them. You have 3 scythers left.
AAHH BREAK ITS LIMBS
[5]
It is stabbed with extreme prejudice.
Absorb matter, especially other black holes, grow in mass.
[1]
You can't move. You have to wait for stuff to get near you.
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 01:42:05 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 26, 2014, 01:45:41 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 26, 2014, 01:48:55 am
Post by: da_nang on May 26, 2014, 01:49:48 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 26, 2014, 01:57:20 am
Steal both GM sticks back.
[1]
You lose another stick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Eh? I only had one.
Convince the multiversal council that GM sticks are outdated and we should get GM ID's,their much harder to fake!
Post by: kj1225 on May 26, 2014, 02:10:29 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 26, 2014, 02:57:52 am
It's time for my secret weapon! Make the Spanish inquisition disappear because reasons.Assist action by absorbing the Inquisition.
Post by: poketwo on May 26, 2014, 06:47:14 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 26, 2014, 06:50:07 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 26, 2014, 08:29:05 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 26, 2014, 08:38:02 am
Steal both GM sticks back.
[1]
You lose another stick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Eh? I only had one.
Convince the multiversal council that GM sticks are outdated and we should get GM ID's,their much harder to fake!
SUPPORT THIS NERD VIA CONTRIBUTING QUALITY GM ID BLUEPRINTS
Post by: Helgoland on May 26, 2014, 10:21:26 am
Post by: Beirus on May 26, 2014, 11:15:42 am
Become the best damn reality-tearing explosion I can be.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 26, 2014, 12:15:04 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 26, 2014, 01:30:49 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 26, 2014, 01:55:56 pm
B-B-B-B-BOOOOSSS BAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTLE!
Post by: WillowLuman on May 26, 2014, 02:23:02 pm
Into my cheese? ...Okay, if you say so...No, into my creations
Post by: Helgoland on May 26, 2014, 02:29:57 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 03:27:33 pm
Stage a riot to seize the GM stick for myself!
[6]
You get caught up in a GM trap. You're all inside a crate.
Rally the other Gods (except for Xenagos; he can get fucked) for an epic quest to get our immortality back.
[1]
Xenagos gets cut and starts bashing up things.
Search for the philosopher's cheese! The artifact that can turn anything to cheese!
[3]
You can only finds rumors of its existence.
Continue researching
[2]
You check up on your labs. The scientists are swordfighting on office chairs.
"Um, code's compiling?"
Steal both GM sticks back.
[1]
You lose another stick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Eh? I only had one.
Convince the multiversal council that GM sticks are outdated and we should get GM ID's,their much harder to fake!
(0)
HERETIC
Into jail with you.
It's time for my secret weapon! Make the Spanish inquisition disappear because reasons.
[6]
It turns the spanish inquisition into a black hole. Oops. The fleet is getting sucked in.
No! Never enough adventure! Recover the holy grail!
[2]
No clues, only panic!
I don't need to move, as I can move things to myself.It's time for my secret weapon! Make the Spanish inquisition disappear because reasons.Assist action by absorbing the Inquisition.
(0)
You can't move. It is a long long way away.
Besides, aliens have shielded the black hole, and have started mining you for exotic matter.
GET MORE SCYTHERS. I SAID SOME, NOT ALL OF THEM
[1]
NO REINFORCEMENTS
ALL SCYTHERS ARE DEAD
Steal the GM stick.
[2]
None for you.
Ok, now, see if it can talk like us.
[3]
Nope.
Steal both GM sticks back.
[1]
You lose another stick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Eh? I only had one.
Convince the multiversal council that GM sticks are outdated and we should get GM ID's,their much harder to fake!
SUPPORT THIS NERD VIA CONTRIBUTING QUALITY GM ID BLUEPRINTS
(0)
Annnd into the potato dimension for trying to steal GM things
Rebrand, start advertising campaign. Use aquired funds to expand my faction's influence.
[4]
It has moderate success. Your faction expands slightly.
((So pretty much anything I do with that bonus ends up as a reality-tearing explosion? Might as well cut out the middle man.))
Become the best damn reality-tearing explosion I can be.
[4+9001]
BOOM. You take out a seperate universe.
You should probably stop this guy before he breaks reality.
Fuck it, throw yam, potatoes, yoghurt, and cheese in the tank with the next batch.
[4]
Food abominations. Eh, at least these ones aren't retarded.
SCREAM FOR HELP FROM THE OTHER PLAYERS
B-B-B-B-BOOOOSSS BAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTLE!
(0)
>RUN
You can't run from a hobo battle!
Hobo throws Bottle! It's super effective!
You have been knocked unconscious!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 26, 2014, 03:31:33 pm
ACQUIRE CALENDAR
LEARN WHAT YEAR IT IS
Post by: Helgoland on May 26, 2014, 03:32:29 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 03:32:39 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 26, 2014, 03:35:53 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 03:37:31 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 26, 2014, 03:38:10 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 26, 2014, 03:41:04 pm
Recover Grail!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 26, 2014, 03:43:22 pm
Move it somewhere, see to the wounded monkey, go sniff around the wall where the crack was, and then be escorted to our tribe's living quarters.
Shush kj, it works because SCIENCE!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 03:45:19 pm
((You can't mine a black hole. It's literally a giant gravity well that may or may not pull you in and slowly turn you into strings of matter.))
Recover Grail!
((Well these douches harvest the compacted strings. They are outrageously advanced.))
Post by: Beirus on May 26, 2014, 04:06:43 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 26, 2014, 04:15:22 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 04:34:43 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 04:35:33 pm
((Do keep in mind this multiverse is run by an all powerful sociopath who saved reality by trapping antireality inside a potato. The bar isn't exactly high for realism here.))((The simplest explanation is "magic".))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 04:38:45 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 26, 2014, 04:38:51 pm
Post by: da_nang on May 26, 2014, 04:46:29 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 26, 2014, 05:52:40 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 26, 2014, 07:35:27 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 26, 2014, 10:13:56 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 26, 2014, 10:22:15 pm
Summon Billy Mays!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 26, 2014, 10:23:31 pm
Kill Xenagos.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 10:24:07 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 10:25:15 pm
Bring peace to the entire universe
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 26, 2014, 10:26:33 pm
((Black holes are technically mineable if you have an infinite amount of energy to get you out of the event horizon.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 27, 2014, 12:28:58 am
what do you mean you watched haruhi now
ACQUIRE CALENDAR
LEARN WHAT YEAR IT IS
[2]
NONE FOR YOU
Introduce SweetDreams, sweetened milk for the perfect afternoon nap!
[5]
It's a hit. MONEY GET
((It's good then?))((oh dear fucking lord yes (except for the endless eight arc, that was meh)))
Turn the black hole into a giant potato.
[6]
The potato is really, really fucking big.
So... beautiful...
Send them on diplomatic missions to starving places.
[6]
They get eaten. That was dumb.
Mail myself to HugoLuman.
[6]
You end up in Antartica. Fuck.
GET MORE SCYTHERS DUE TO INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL
[3]
You get two.
((You can't mine a black hole. It's literally a giant gravity well that may or may not pull you in and slowly turn you into strings of matter.))
Recover Grail!
[6]
You talk to the guardian of the Grail.
"Only one of these cups is the real one."
Well, uh, that wasnt what i expected. It didnt even say 'scyther'?
Move it somewhere, see to the wounded monkey, go sniff around the wall where the crack was, and then be escorted to our tribe's living quarters.
Shush kj, it works because SCIENCE!
[4]
It isn't much, just a few bamboo lean-tos.
Bust through all the walls to go hang out with the GM.
[5]
You find the door and go through.
...Hey. Want some cheese? Go and pick up that... stuff in my living room. Fucking douche canoes.
Research breakthrough
[3]
Your scientists discover how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie pop.
Wake up. Supersonic scream for the rest of you assholes to come help stab it.
[3]
You manage a whimper.
>Hobo is confused!
>It hurt itself in its confusion!
Choose:
>FIGHT >BAG
>SPELLS >RUN
Do my best to not get a 0 1 2 or 6.
(0)
None for you.
((You only started watching haruhi now?))
Summon Billy Mays!
(0)
NEVER
"May as well save that human some trouble."
Kill Xenagos.
[5]
He's dead. This is weird.
(( OOC: Get update on that turn I missed. ))
Bring peace to the entire universe
(([1]NO))
[3]
This lasts for about 3 nanoseconds then everyone gets back to fighting.
Stop trying to move. Instead, use enormous gravity well to pull things to me to be absorbed, starting with these aliens.
((Black holes are technically mineable if you have an infinite amount of energy to get you out of the event horizon.))
((or if you cheat and use white holes))
[1]
They keep mining unhindered. Curse you thousands of years of research!
Post by: kj1225 on May 27, 2014, 12:30:47 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 27, 2014, 12:32:08 am
Fourteen Gods. No immortality. High stakes, improbable odds. REQUEST OF GM A MISSION TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 27, 2014, 12:34:49 am
"Given what I've been through, I did not expect that to work... Now that he's dealt with, who wants their immortality back?"
Fourteen Gods. No immortality. High stakes, improbable odds. REQUEST OF GM A MISSION TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY.
STAB THIS SCRUB
Post by: blazing glory on May 27, 2014, 12:41:49 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 27, 2014, 12:55:34 am
"Given what I've been through, I did not expect that to work... Now that he's dealt with, who wants their immortality back?"
Fourteen Gods. No immortality. High stakes, improbable odds. REQUEST OF GM A MISSION TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY.
STAB THIS SCRUB
((I may be mortal, but I am still deadly!))
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 27, 2014, 01:01:55 am
Warp reality to conform with my logical, well organised, orderly laws. Murderify the aliens.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 27, 2014, 01:04:57 am
Use the tresspasser's DNA and some of my skull DNA to try to create non-retarded, non-aggressive clones.
Post by: Beirus on May 27, 2014, 01:14:31 am
Ask the GM to pass the cheese and potato-based snacks.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 27, 2014, 01:28:27 am
Remember that despite only being able to pull things toward me, because of Newton's third law doing so also pulls me toward them, as inefficient it may be due to the mass difference. Move and absorb the aliens. Make NOMNOMNOM sounds.
((yeah, they've beaten all of Newtons laws and the thermodynamics laws))
Post by: da_nang on May 27, 2014, 01:42:19 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 27, 2014, 03:46:51 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 27, 2014, 04:01:25 am
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 27, 2014, 04:03:26 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 27, 2014, 11:36:05 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 27, 2014, 01:30:10 pm
Anyway, with that outta my system. Back to business:
Procure funds to build vast Chooze-smuggling empire. (In a non-violent fashion if I roll higher than a 2.)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 27, 2014, 02:41:07 pm
"Let me guess, they will kill me if I pick the wrong one. And the right cup of course will be the least ornate one."
[1]
Yep. Plus they're all wooden cups.
Quote from: Grail Guardian
:D
"Given what I've been through, I did not expect that to work... Now that he's dealt with, who wants their immortality back?"
Fourteen Gods. No immortality. High stakes, improbable odds. REQUEST OF GM A MISSION TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY.
[1]
Annnnd you get destroyed by eldritch abominations. You're barely alive.
"Given what I've been through, I did not expect that to work... Now that he's dealt with, who wants their immortality back?"
Fourteen Gods. No immortality. High stakes, improbable odds. REQUEST OF GM A MISSION TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY.
STAB THIS SCRUB
[4]
You stab him. Yeaaaah.
What was that thing about the reconstruction thing?((woops))
[5]
Reconstruction complete, welcome to shitty plot. *unconsciousness ensues*
You wake up in a bed.
Make the superpotato my flagship!
[2]
Granted, it's not going anywhere soon, but it makes a bad-ass fortress.
Remember that despite only being able to pull things toward me, because of Newton's third law doing so also pulls me toward them, as inefficient it may be due to the mass difference. Move and absorb the aliens. Make NOMNOMNOM sounds.
Warp reality to conform with my logical, well organised, orderly laws. Murderify the aliens.
[1]
They counterwarp it. Stupid aliens.
You're rapidly loosing mass.
(Oh dear... but that was what I was trying to do with that roll...)
Use the tresspasser's DNA and some of my skull DNA to try to create non-retarded, non-aggressive clones.
[2]
Not enough minerals.
"So, sup' with this RTD I busted out of?"
Ask the GM to pass the cheese and potato-based snacks.
[5]
Potato fondue crackers get!
Well, by now you should know about the multiverse theory, right? There are multiple multiverses. This is just the one I watch over, granted, I do a terrible job of it, but everything seems to work out in the end.
Creativity (http://galciv.wikia.com/wiki/Creativity_Bonus#Twilight_of_the_Arnor) proc!
[5]
You get your bonus.
unleash polar bears!
(0)
They eat you. That was dumb.
Now expand influence, using newly aquired funds to wage a media campaign.
[6]
Your influence expands too rapidly. There's too many things to take care of.
Empower GM. You need God^infinity power, man.
[1]
There are a million reasons why that is a bad idea. Besides, he's more powerful than that anyway.
Nuh uh! I totally wouldn't turn all of reality into a giant potato!
Locate my second-in-command.
[5]
Your Lancer passes you a spear. "Back in the saddle, huh?"
"Wait, where'd that come from?"
Yay! Peace!
Anyway, with that outta my system. Back to business:
Procure funds to build vast Chooze-smuggling empire. (In a non-violent fashion if I roll higher than a 2.)
[3]
You make about tree fiddy.
Post by: kj1225 on May 27, 2014, 02:45:40 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 27, 2014, 03:16:44 pm
Post by: da_nang on May 27, 2014, 03:31:26 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 27, 2014, 03:41:35 pm
"We just came from that wall-"
Simian points
"-where this broke in from outside.
It mauled one of ours pretty bad, but we'd no sooner subdued it before the breach sealed itself right in front of our eyes."
"What about here? Is everyone accounted for?"
Post by: poketwo on May 27, 2014, 04:03:53 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 27, 2014, 04:06:30 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 27, 2014, 04:26:14 pm
PULL REVOLVER. SHOOT HOBO IN FACE. REPEATEDLY. WITH MY REVOLVER. Please god.Have you never played le pokemanz (http://youtu.be/xszeYBlPXhg?t=4m28s)?
Post by: WillowLuman on May 27, 2014, 04:44:44 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 27, 2014, 06:00:42 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 27, 2014, 06:01:13 pm
You don't seem to understand.PULL REVOLVER. SHOOT HOBO IN FACE. REPEATEDLY. WITH MY REVOLVER. Please god.Have you never played le pokemanz (http://youtu.be/xszeYBlPXhg?t=4m28s)?
I AM the pokemon.
Post by: Beirus on May 27, 2014, 06:36:48 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 27, 2014, 06:38:44 pm
Where's my +1 bonus, anyway?
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 27, 2014, 06:48:39 pm
You don't seem to understand.PULL REVOLVER. SHOOT HOBO IN FACE. REPEATEDLY. WITH MY REVOLVER. Please god.Have you never played le pokemanz (http://youtu.be/xszeYBlPXhg?t=4m28s)?
I AM the pokemon.
Well, your character is. You are typing up his actions- you're the trainer. My last character had the displeasure of actually learning it was a pokemon IC.
What you're in is like any old jrpg where the battle mechanics are completely different from running-around-talking-to-people mechanics.
--Once you've slain the hobo, you'll get your chance to necro-tize him--
Post by: Propman on May 27, 2014, 06:58:36 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 27, 2014, 08:58:36 pm
Don't. Move.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 27, 2014, 09:01:57 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 27, 2014, 09:11:30 pm
Player:Get out of bed and check my surroundings.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 27, 2014, 10:32:07 pm
Get rescued by a transdimensional member of the Galactic Society of Black Hole Preservation.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 28, 2014, 01:45:53 am
"Who made the holy grail?"
[1]
"No clue. Some random, probably."
HQ it is then, live in the giant potato and manage the fleet from inside.
[3]
The tiny cave in the potato is pretty useless. You need to carve out a better base.
Hmm... Wrong address! Mail myself to CaptainMcClellan!
(0)
Nope, you're now there forever.
"So we can we construct the shield world or not? If yes, get to it."
[5]
Shield world get!
For now, Simian thought.
"We just came from that wall-"
Simian points
"-where this broke in from outside.
It mauled one of ours pretty bad, but we'd no sooner subdued it before the breach sealed itself right in front of our eyes."
"What about here? Is everyone accounted for?"
[4]
"More or less. There was some initial chaos but it's mostly rescinded now. Our food stocks are worryingly low, though."
WAGE GUERRILLA WARFARE
[2]
You're inside a highly monitored space station. This is as beneficial as throwing a cow pat at a Tiger II tank.
PULL REVOLVER. SHOOT HOBO IN FACE. REPEATEDLY. WITH MY REVOLVER. Please god.
[6]
Kingofstarryskies uses Shoot motherfucker!
It's super effective!
Hobo uses Reinforcements!
More hobos join the fight!
Enjoy fondue while hanging out with GM
[1]
You eat all of his fondue.
...Not cool. You have to go make us potato Alfredo now.
Delegate, then. Form a government that draws its power from some sort of parliament.((warning: +1bonus dependant on how much you remind me))
Where's my +1 bonus, anyway?
(0+1)
Nope. They're still a socioanarchist syndicate.
>Order the bits of South America still loyal to my glorious rule to produce weapons and sell them to other countries that are in as terrible a condition as mine! Form the Brotherhood of Nod!
[2]
Everything is lost to Carl. He nukes your capital city as part of a birthday party.
"Blow out the candle!"
"Urrrrrrrrrkk... Anyone else alive?"
Don't. Move.
[5]
They're all just battered, and the abominations wander off.
Take control of he polar bear's body!
[1]
It eats you. Fuck.
GM:Engage in a duel with smurfingtonthethird.
Player:Get out of bed and check my surroundings.
[2]
A loser is you.
(0)
Oh dear. Someone got the ultimate punishment on the wheel of shitty plots. I am so very, very sorry.
You wake up. Your older sister tells you to go to school after doing your morning tasks.
((Why do I keep rolling so poorly?))
Get rescued by a transdimensional member of the Galactic Society of Black Hole Preservation.
[6]
Their portals get jacked, and now millions are being harvested. Good job breaking it, hero.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 28, 2014, 01:47:17 am
Post by: da_nang on May 28, 2014, 01:51:58 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 28, 2014, 01:52:03 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 28, 2014, 01:53:43 am
Player:Ask older sister for tutorial.
Post by: Lyeos on May 28, 2014, 01:56:34 am
If I'm going to be here forever, you're saying that both Antarctica and myself will survive anything and exist forever, right? Right?!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 28, 2014, 02:03:37 am
Post by: Beirus on May 28, 2014, 02:20:04 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 28, 2014, 03:12:22 am
((And then I get a 3 and do things in the name of Groucho Marx instead of Karl.))
Post by: Helgoland on May 28, 2014, 04:46:32 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 28, 2014, 09:36:48 am
Kyle picks the most average looking one.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 28, 2014, 10:05:47 am
Gah brainfart.
Anyway, I want about half our combat-ready monkeys on guard duty, half on half off, and the other half of combat-ready monkeys I want to split up into 3/5 foraging, 1/5 scouting, and 1/5 working on civil work projects. Supplement the civil work squad with non-combat monkeys-- these lean-tos could do with some work.
While we're at it, establish a headsman for the guard-chimps & civil chimps & I'll do the same for scouting & foraging- as it is things are a bit too centralized, efficiency suffers.
Once that's all sorted out I'll want to go with the scouting party, see what's up first hand. I've had an uneasy feeling since I woke up.
What do you think?"
Post by: WillowLuman on May 28, 2014, 10:43:19 am
See if 7-billion-year-old meteorite is enough minerals for this.missed this one
Post by: poketwo on May 28, 2014, 01:54:55 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 28, 2014, 02:16:27 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 28, 2014, 03:42:47 pm
See if 7-billion-year-old meteorite is enough minerals for this.missed this one
[4+my shame]
Just enough.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 28, 2014, 03:47:58 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 28, 2014, 05:07:30 pm
DANCE CHEERFULLY AT GM FORGETTING CURRENT SIDEPLOT
[6]
...fuck. NEW PLOT FOR YOU
Start populating shield world.
[2]
You don't have anyone to populate it with. Shit.
But I was eaten last turn! One cannot eat the eaten! Cause polar bears to implode under this paradox
[4]
Bits of gibs fly everywhere. You are half-digested meat giblets now.
GM:Punch other GM in the face.
Player:Ask older sister for tutorial.
[3] Block, and teleport into the null void. Have fun!
[5] Apparently, you know how to do everything on your own anyway.
Time passes, and you're off to school. Finals are coming up, ugh.
Sail Antarctica to CaptainMcClellan.
If I'm going to be here forever, you're saying that both Antarctica and myself will survive anything and exist forever, right? Right?!
[6]
Gravity stops you. Rats.
Except you're in a frozen wasteland forever. You can still die.
"Ok... We're more-or-less safe now... Does anyone else have any ideas? Mogis, Iroas, you two are good at battling, how can we defend ourselves? Erebos, Athreos, you two know death better than your own names, how do we stay out of it?"
[3]
No one has any clues. Fuck.
The GM slides around the corner on his butt, as noisily as possible.
Heard you wanted immortality.
Carve out potato tunnels, then hand the excess potato from the digging over to the lord GM.
[3]
Digging continues. This is a big potato, like solar system sized.
Ask the GM for the potato Alfredo recipe, then make it.
(0)
You create an eldritch cheese abomination.
Oh dear god how badly can you guys fail
Unite with the other black holes and push back the shackles of oppression in the name of Marx! Form a communist state.
((And then I get a 3 and do things in the name of Groucho Marx instead of Karl.))
[1]
As black holes, they aren't exactly self aware. They're still harvesting you for black-hole-matter-stuff.
Okay, let's try tis the Marxist way: The totality of these relations of production constitutes the economic structure of society, the real foundation, on which arises a legal and political superstructure, and to which correspond definite forms of consciousnes, after all. Industrialize their society.
[4]
"Yeah, sure whatever."
VICTORY
"Hm... it would probably be made by a mediocre carpenter then..."
Kyle picks the most average looking one.
[2]
They all look exactly the same. MOTHERFUCKER
"Well, we could probably eat the dinosaur thing...say, you ever notice how plants grow out of our poop? The same plants we eat? I wonder why they do that.
Gah brainfart.
Anyway, I want about half our combat-ready monkeys on guard duty, half on half off, and the other half of combat-ready monkeys I want to split up into 3/5 foraging, 1/5 scouting, and 1/5 working on civil work projects. Supplement the civil work squad with non-combat monkeys-- these lean-tos could do with some work.
While we're at it, establish a headsman for the guard-chimps & civil chimps & I'll do the same for scouting & foraging- as it is things are a bit too centralized, efficiency suffers.
Once that's all sorted out I'll want to go with the scouting party, see what's up first hand. I've had an uneasy feeling since I woke up.
What do you think?"
[1]
"...The fuck does most of that mean?"
((need to learn some basic maths and logistics first lol))
CUT ALL THE WIRES
[4]
You slash the gravity controls for the local area. You're currently floating.
CONTINUE FIRING! FOR THE FATHERLAAAAAND!
[6]
The hobos overwhelm you. You lose $245 dollars.
Dig into the mountains near my lab to establish a small society for these acceptable clones.
[6]
You've unwittingly made dwarves. You only realise this when the place is flooded with magma because someone's pet got killed.
Post by: Lyeos on May 28, 2014, 05:10:26 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 28, 2014, 05:10:42 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 28, 2014, 05:12:58 pm
Rebuild on the surface with the survivors.
Post by: kj1225 on May 28, 2014, 05:16:25 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 28, 2014, 06:26:31 pm
Player:Erm,do my finals?
Post by: Beirus on May 28, 2014, 06:45:28 pm
Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 28, 2014, 06:56:19 pm
Take ten
If he understands,
"As for headsmen, [Pause in case he cuts me off, already knowing this part], we pick out guys that are ok at leading & management and have them pay attention to the other monkeys in their squad. They report to us, and so instead of us having to walk 100 monkeys through their tasks & deal with small every-day complications, no one will have to deal with more than 25 & everything will run more smoothly. It'll be a much better system."
If he doesn't quite get it, use the turds again to make a command-tree (http://iedomestic.weebly.com/uploads/1/7/2/5/17252240/979762068.png).
"Not as badly as I can overshoot."Ha!
Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 28, 2014, 07:24:03 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 28, 2014, 07:57:12 pm
Phenax: "I don't like this one. His deception puts even me to shame."
Athreos: "Maybe if you told the truth once a millenium..."
Pharika: "Quiet, the both of you. ((To GM)) That depends... are you offering..?"
Post by: Helgoland on May 28, 2014, 09:43:25 pm
Post by: Propman on May 28, 2014, 10:33:23 pm
Is what I would say if I had a mouth.
>Sulk in my ruined, radioactive capitol. The fact that I'm a tank makes me immune to the rads, after all. Attempt to slowly rebuild.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 28, 2014, 11:05:05 pm
Spontaneously open a wormhole to an alternate 'verse. Goad any inhabitants to war with these aliens.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 28, 2014, 11:16:23 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 28, 2014, 11:38:36 pm
The fact that I'm a tank makes me immune to the rads, after all.[/b]You sure you don't have some kinda blood-seal that keeps you alive or something?
Cough. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AchillesHeel)
Post by: da_nang on May 29, 2014, 12:19:19 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 29, 2014, 12:58:53 am
If sailing doesn't work, the only reasonable thing to do is mail Antarctica to CaptainMcClellan.
(0)
This does not work for obvious reasons.
Turn into a half digested flesh golem
[4]
Gross.
(7ft tall, dragonlike, acid-spitting dwarves :o)
Rebuild on the surface with the survivors.
[1]
SUDDENLY BEAR
Start setting them on fire. The holy grail is obviously immune to damage. Otherwise it would have long since rotted.
(0)
Congratulations, you destroyed the holy grail.
GM:Teleport back.
Player:Erm,do my finals?
[2] Trapped. Fuck muffins.
[4]You do them sorta okay. IT IS OVER, WINRAR
"Not as badly as I can overshoot."
Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.
(0)
I cancelled it a way back, for obvious reasons.
The monster is eating your arm.
Hmm.
Take tenbananasrocksturds and explain again, using them as a visual/tactile aid.
If he understands,
"As for headsmen, [Pause in case he cuts me off, already knowing this part], we pick out guys that are ok at leading & management and have them pay attention to the other monkeys in their squad. They report to us, and so instead of us having to walk 100 monkeys through their tasks & deal with small every-day complications, no one will have to deal with more than 25 & everything will run more smoothly. It'll be a much better system."
If he doesn't quite get it, use the turds again to make a command-tree (http://iedomestic.weebly.com/uploads/1/7/2/5/17252240/979762068.png)."Not as badly as I can overshoot."Ha!
Remind GM about my permanent +9001 bonus and stop the abomination the only way I can.
[6]
They get the picture. They do waste an hour making more poo models, though.
Mug a small child. Buy new bullets.
[5]
More bullets get!
Enlist the help of the GM in exchange for the potato chunks that the mining would leave, order the fleet to start spreading potatoism to the rest of the multiverse.
[4]
Done deal.
((Ok, from now on Imma just control the individual Gods in conversation))
Phenax: "I don't like this one. His deception puts even me to shame."
Athreos: "Maybe if you told the truth once a millenium..."
Pharika: "Quiet, the both of you. ((To GM)) That depends... are you offering..?"
[5]
Find me things I want, get shards of your immortality back. Agreed?
Create a cat-people wide body of laws to regulate commerce, and a court to arbitrate disputes.
(1)
They couldn't be fucked. GOD DAMN IT LAZY CAT PEOPLE
I hate that pesky llama!
Is what I would say if I had a mouth.
>Sulk in my ruined, radioactive capitol. The fact that I'm a tank makes me immune to the rads, after all. Attempt to slowly rebuild.
[6]
It doesn't help that he's made a giant meat grinder in city hall.
"Never has processing so many corpses been this simple."
((All these 1's I keep rolling are starting to smell fishy.))
Spontaneously open a wormhole to an alternate 'verse. Goad any inhabitants to war with these aliens.
[4]
They go to war. Granted, they are being held back by a single automated sentry, but they're trying.
CONTINUE PLOTIFICATION
[6]
Welp, you can go in this one.
You wake up in a cell.
Start asking for volunteers from the reptiles and cat people.
[1]
They don't wanna.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 29, 2014, 01:02:49 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 29, 2014, 01:02:56 am
Player:Erm,what?
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 29, 2014, 01:05:36 am
Nylea: ((readies her bow, but keeps it unnocked)) "What kind of things're we talking about?"
Thassa: "And what do you mean by 'shards'?"
Post by: WillowLuman on May 29, 2014, 01:31:06 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 29, 2014, 01:44:39 am
Post by: da_nang on May 29, 2014, 02:00:00 am
Persuade them.
Post by: Helgoland on May 29, 2014, 06:02:23 am
"Think of the possibilities, people! The things we can learn!"How about this: We organize an outside threat, uniting and militarizing them. Then you'll get your volunteers, and I'll finally be
Persuade them.
Post by: Propman on May 29, 2014, 06:53:29 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 29, 2014, 08:54:34 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 29, 2014, 09:18:32 am
Post by: kj1225 on May 29, 2014, 09:30:11 am
Leave.
Post by: Beirus on May 29, 2014, 10:35:14 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 29, 2014, 03:02:50 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 29, 2014, 03:39:39 pm
Take any opportunity that presents itself to get me out of this situation.
[2+enough]
Your sentience escapes. You are a ghost now.
GM:Explode smurfingtonthethird with my MIND!!!
Player:Erm,what?
[1]Nope, your mind is exploded.
((those feels when you have no tests for a good while))
[6]You start going home, but then you notice a white thingy in a storeroom. You move into the room.
touch it
Nylea: ((readies her bow, but keeps it unnocked)) "What kind of things're we talking about?"
Thassa: "And what do you mean by 'shards'?"
[3]
Well, whatever I want at that present moment in time. Ah yeah, you need 8 shards and you'll get your immortality back. Don't ask how it works.
While the GM is digging the tunnels of my potato fort, I get the fleet to now spread potatoism to the universe!
[1]
The fleets are under attack!
They can take a stupid bear! Get 'em! Shoot it with my canon attachment from waaaay back when, if need be.
[1]
Nope, bears decimate everything by stealing the booze and sending the dwarves crazy. Stupid bears.
EXAMINE CELL
(0)
RETURN TO UNCONSCIOUSNESS FOR YOU
"Think of the possibilities, people! The things we can learn!"
Persuade them.
[2]
"Yeh, but lazy."
>Show the llama a gesture that tells him something along the lines of "You have problems; Get help, man", and move back to Gensokyo, getting work as a small time-taxi. Be a depressed-arse tank again.[/b]
[4]
Depressing.
Bring back the FUNK
[1]
NEVER
Nothing makes sense here, so check to see if Antarctica is secretly some kinda giant Mecha.
[5]
Fuck.
"... That was a shitty holy artifact."
Leave.
[1]
WRATH OF GOD
Eat the monster. Absorb its powers.
[3]
The power poisons you. TURDS
Get to it!
[2]
Everyone trundles off in search of food, because that took all of forever. Nuts.
Post by: blazing glory on May 29, 2014, 03:46:21 pm
Player:Touch the white thingy.
Post by: Beirus on May 29, 2014, 04:01:34 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 29, 2014, 04:10:17 pm
Post by: da_nang on May 29, 2014, 04:10:30 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 29, 2014, 04:36:54 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 29, 2014, 04:47:22 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 29, 2014, 06:34:41 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 29, 2014, 10:20:07 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 29, 2014, 11:26:22 pm
Erebos: "...Yes...Task...Accepted...
Post by: TamerVirus on May 29, 2014, 11:34:24 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 30, 2014, 12:01:12 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 01:05:42 am
GM:Peer over smurfingtonthethird's shoulder and see if he's cheating with the dice.
Player:Touch the white thingy.
((Honest to god, these are the actual rolls. Did you kick a few hundreds puppies or something?))
[1] Nope. You get turned into a carrot for even suggesting it.
[6]
Knowledge floods through your brain. The basic movements of the machine, operation methods, capabilities, characteristics, existing equipment, active time limits, movement range, sensitivity, radar search, armor residue, energy output, all of it makes sense. It reforms over your body like a tight fitting combat suit. Jet propulsion systems activated, it feels much lighter now. The default weapon, a large combat knife appears in your hand. You feel like you've been using this machine for years.
Then you realise you've been seen by a lot of people. Shit. They look pretty goddamn shocked.
Expel the poison, keep the power.
[4]
Considering the power was in the poison, you lose a lot of it. You still have some residue, though.
Ooh, a combine. Interesting.
Make bear-proof booze!
[6]
Nothing can drink it. NOTHING
Try it again. With Telvanni bug musk this time.
[5]
You get a good population. WINRAR
No! It's my arch-nemesis, Evil Intergalactic Space Pope! Order one part of the fleet to potatofy the enemy while the rest open a portal to the cheese dimension within the enemy ships!
[1]
Too slow! They close the portal! The megapotato is in grave danger!
Scream so loud that I break open a hole in the dimensional barrier. Jump through. All the kids are making nations, I figure I should start.
[2]
You just hurt your ears. Reality isn't that fragile.
"Hey, you're the one who didn't plan ahead. And you're a god. Just make another one that doesn't catch fire you ignorant twit."
[6]
He squishes you like a bug. That was a shitty idea.
With our new industrial base, begin colonizationof SPEHSS.
[3]
Not many colonists go.
Back to being a bread. Check to see where the Nanoforge has gone.
[4]
It's on Venus because reasons.
Kruphix: "Eight items, fourteen of us. Easily done. We're in."
Erebos: "...Yes...Task...Accepted...
[4]
First task: get the quindimensional artifact out of the corruption in space-time in universal cluster [REDACTED]. Here's a warp pad and a containment sphere.
Make fun of the homeless
[3]
They crush you with a morally superior argument. Fuck.
PUT A DONK ON IT
[1]
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 30, 2014, 01:12:44 am
((Your donk wasn't bangin' enough.))PUT A DONK ON IT
[1]
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Idea: Instead of ending chaos by destroying everything, simply destroy the inverse keystone keeping everything from getting in order.
Go grab the Nanoforge in a conveniently bread-shaped enviroment suit designed for the hazards of Venus.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 30, 2014, 01:13:11 am
Mogis: "DO WE LOOK LIKE ELDRAZI?
Iroas: "HAHA! BROTHER, THE ELDRAZI COULD NOT DO THIS, BUT WE ARE GODS! LET US VENTURE FORTH!"
Mogis and Iroas enter the sphere and warp.
Karametra: "Those two are far too gung-ho for their own good..."
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 01:15:34 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 01:31:33 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 30, 2014, 03:04:44 am
Call everyone back.
"Pay attention: Look at the sun and hold your hand out at arms length-- no, with the palm facing you, fingers together. See the top edge of the barrier-wall? Align your hand with that, and then count the number of hand-widths between it and the sun. (http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Out-How-Much-Time-Is-Left-Before-Sunset)
Cool trick huh? Well point is, feel free to grab lunch, but I want you lot working on organization or better before the sun's sunk 2 HandWidths lower in the sky.
You do that and I won't have to revert to some of my..older methods."
"Got it?"
Post by: da_nang on May 30, 2014, 03:49:54 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 30, 2014, 04:12:45 am
Post by: TamerVirus on May 30, 2014, 05:04:38 am
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 12:46:56 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 12:56:50 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 30, 2014, 02:36:26 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 05:59:21 pm
((Your donk wasn't bangin' enough.))PUT A DONK ON IT
[1]
THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Idea: Instead of ending chaos by destroying everything, simply destroy the inverse keystone keeping everything from getting in order.
Go grab the Nanoforge in a conveniently bread-shaped enviroment suit designed for the hazards of Venus.
[6]
It is secured deep inside a Venusian facility. They're a thing now.
Mogis: "DO WE LOOK LIKE ELDRAZI?
Iroas: "HAHA! BROTHER, THE ELDRAZI COULD NOT DO THIS, BUT WE ARE GODS! LET US VENTURE FORTH!"
Mogis and Iroas enter the sphere and warp.
Karametra: "Those two are far too gung-ho for their own good..."
[6]
Whatever's in there gives them a right hiding before they run back through.
Nothing can drink it BECAUSE IT MUST BE ABSORBED DIRECTLY BY THE CELLS! MAKE THEIR BODIES PRODUCE THE BOOZE AS PART OF THEIR BLOOD!
[4]
Now everything is drunk 24/7. Good plan!
Surround my fleet with a cheese barrier that lets things out, but not in.
[3]
It collapses pretty quickly. Turds.
Get outside and out of sight before the government/military arrives.
[3]
Considering you can see military and government people, shit. They remotely deactivate the suit and you promptly get swarmed with people asking questions. The next few weeks are a blur of medical tests, military observation, conferences, lab experiments, and lots of general confusion. Apparently, these suits are slightly biological in nature, and they have a strong counter-reaction to men, sort of like an allergy. The suits don't normally work for guys, but then there's you. You can drive the shitters around, so people are flipping out.
Anyhow, the government's scooped you up, given you a speciality suit for the purposes of data gathering, and thrown you into the highest ranked training academy for the mechs. Welcome to first day.
"HEY!"
Call everyone back.
"Pay attention: Look at the sun and hold your hand out at arms length-- no, with the palm facing you, fingers together. See the top edge of the barrier-wall? Align your hand with that, and then count the number of hand-widths between it and the sun. (http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Out-How-Much-Time-Is-Left-Before-Sunset)
Cool trick huh? Well point is, feel free to grab lunch, but I want you lot working on organization or better before the sun's sunk 2 HandWidths lower in the sky.
You do that and I won't have to revert to some of my..older methods."
"Got it?"
[5]
They have some sort of primitive hierarchy now, and they also got a good stock of foods from gathering.
Set up trade routes
(0)
War has been declared on the shield world!
Roboticize the colonies, reducing the need for cat colonists.
[2]
Still, recruitment rates are low. They're a lazy people.
Stab the homeless man
[1]
He HADOKENs you into a wall.
Go back to hanging out with GM
(0)
He's pretty pissed with what you did to the kitchen.
FIST OF JUSTICE
((Wait, what was the benefit of that?))
((you got to say the line, post an action next tiem))
Find the nearest NASA base. The plan, it begins.
[2]
Can't find one.
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 06:05:54 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 06:24:09 pm
Ask what I'm meant to do.
[6]
Well, first they're going to gauge your combat capability. You get stuck in the same suit as before.
"You just have to spar with a teacher. Don't worry, they'll react to your skill level."
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 06:26:07 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 06:29:50 pm
Hit my teacher.
[6]
You go to slash her with the combat knife, but she dodges and jets into the wall beside you. She's out.
"...Well, it's your victory then. Heh. Alright, we'll see you tomorrow then, make sure you bring everything you need."
Create second potato barrier.
[5]
Shields online!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 30, 2014, 06:30:55 pm
Names.
Call a town hall meeting, absenteeism without a good reason is to be punished with stick violence.
It shall be our new birth- the Naming Convention.
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 06:31:10 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 06:35:08 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 06:36:43 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 06:37:37 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 06:40:49 pm
Review any previous recon activity, then meet my scouting party, I want names & fa-
Names.
Call a town hall meeting, absenteeism without a good reason is to be punished with stick violence.
It shall be our new birth- the Naming Convention.
[4]
Everyone is pretty confused.
"Explain."
Bring everything I might need.
[3]
To your horror, it's actually a boarding school. You loot your cupboards and draws for your shit, stuff it in a bag, put on the uniform, and take the monorail over to the academy.
Make the Evil Intergalactic Space Pope fleet disappear because reasons.
[5]
Huh. I understand.
Apologize to GM for kitchen. Ask for plot.
[3]
Like a punishment plot or...
Remain uncrushed through force of will.
[4]
You're just barely not crushed. WIN
Teach my monstrous booze-children the ways of METAL.
[2]
NOPE
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 06:43:30 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 06:46:52 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 06:47:18 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 30, 2014, 06:51:34 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 06:52:30 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 06:58:56 pm
Teach them to subdue unruly creatures with acid breath.
[1]
This works up until the point where one throws a tantrum and goes around melting everything.
((I'm just going to act like the action was a success.))
Battle against the Evil Intergalactic Space Pope in an epic face-off!
[5]
ULTIMATE SLAP FIGHT
The EISP is defeated. Victory for the potatoes!
Do stuff.
[3]
You drop your crap off in your room. Doesn't help that nearly everyone is staring at you. Super fecking awkward.
A bell rings, and you get to go to class now. Joy.
Like an "Apology accepted, its all good." Plot.
[6]
Hmm... DING
Teleporting...
TRY AGAIN GODDAMMIT
[1]
I WILL NEVER
Go find those beings with infinite energy.
[2]
They don't want to be found. Can you blame them?
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 07:01:47 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 07:02:25 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 07:03:42 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 07:13:36 pm
Make them as durable as possible, so no matter how bad they fuck up at least they don't kill themselves too often.
[3]
They still kill themselves, just not as often.
Learn stuff about how to pilot the suit's,try to figure out a way to escape.
[2]
You sit through class like a lemon, repeatedly getting swatted by one of the teachers up front. She's wearing a suit, and she looks like she could kick your ass 12 ways to Sunday. The other teacher is pretty dopey-looking.
You have no idea what's going on. They're saying words, and you sit there confused. The dopey teacher notices. "If you need help, just ask."
Also, trying to escape may not be a good idea, considering there's about 26 separate bounties on your capture.
Find beings that have energy proportionate to their unluckiness.
[6]
You find a family of them. POWER OVERWHELMING
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 07:14:43 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 07:15:14 pm
Post by: Propman on May 30, 2014, 07:17:49 pm
Post by: Helgoland on May 30, 2014, 07:34:12 pm
Search for other races, then. We might even get a caste system going, then~
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 07:38:48 pm
Splice their DNA into mine's then go adventuring.
[1]
You get excruciating bad luck. Tripping over flat ground, accidentally feeling up chicks, getting enlisted into the military, all this and worse happens to you.
Leave them alone for 20 years, see if they make any progress.
[5]
By some miracle, the place isn't a wasteland. They have about 400 members or so.
>Contemplate what went wrong.
[4]
A lot. Started when you killed that person way back in the start. That might have been a shitty idea.
GIMME MY FRIKKIN +1!
Search for other races, then. We might even get a caste system going, then~
Give me my frikkin fondue party first!
[4]
It's pretty unstable, but the system works for now.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 07:41:38 pm
If they refuse, start sending out groups of 7 to colonize nearby islands.
Post by: Helgoland on May 30, 2014, 07:43:52 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 07:48:28 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 07:55:23 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 08:10:10 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 30, 2014, 08:13:21 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 08:22:59 pm
Ask the space research place for that formula again, it's urgent.
If they refuse, start sending out groups of 7 to colonize nearby islands.
[4]
The formula costs a thousand times more of it's weight in gold. Not cheap.
You send out a colonising party. They get dug in.
Spread potatoism from my home base.
[5]
Potatoes for all!
Ugh, fine - in order to stabilize the system, set up a yearly celebration of the first cat people starship leaving the planet, involving copious amounts of praising the GM for making that happen. Involving a giant fondue, of course.
[5]
Alright, you've earned your +1.
Ask for help.
[6]
You say you don't understand anything. Roomwide facepalms.
She offers to tutor you after school, then goes into a weird daydreaming phase. Okay then...
The class is promptly taken over by the other teacher, and the learning continues. This shit is hard.
"Can I have a moment?"
"Huh?"
"Listening?"
Someone's talking to you.
Wait to finish teleporting to plot.
[4]
Teleportation complete. Welcome to cluster [REDACTED], Earth-290b*.
You wake up in a concrete bunker, on a dirty mattress. There's piles of random stuff over the room, but a parka on the door stands out.
((So did it happen or not?))
Yeeeep. You just integrated yourself with the Masaki combination of charm and chaos. NO TAKE BACKS
RESURECT ALL THE DEAD SCYTHERS
(0)
NECROMANCY IS HERESY
DIE
Post by: NAV on May 30, 2014, 08:27:01 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 08:28:37 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 08:29:19 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 08:37:30 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 30, 2014, 08:47:32 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 30, 2014, 08:51:59 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 08:54:29 pm
Find a new Intergalactic Rival while spreading the secondary religion, cheesism.
[2]
You can't find one. Cheesism conflicts with potatoism.
Fulfil the prophesy.
[2]
You roll around on your butt for awhile.
They're dwarves (at heart), mine out that much gold!
[6]
They mine out all the gold and turn it into doors. Dammit, dwarves.
Nod,then try to see who's talking to me.
[1]
“Wait a second! What’s with that response? Just having me talk to you should be enough to make you feel honored. Shouldn't you have a better attitude?”
"I don't know who you are."
“You don’t know me? You've never heard of me? The representative contender student for England and the valedictorian of the entrance exam?”
“What’s a representative candidate student?”
Room-wide facepalm. She looks pretty angry.
Put the parka on. Look for anything else interesting in the room.
[6]
There's snowshoes, ice picks, some rations, and a big ass machine gun. Wait, what?
GET IT SANCTIONED FROM THE ECCLESIARCHY ITSELF
[2]
THEY JUST USE THE DOCUMENT AS POOP-WIPING PAPER
Learn the secrets of breakdancing
[6]
This is a dark path you're going down.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 30, 2014, 08:56:35 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 08:58:36 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 08:58:53 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 09:02:11 pm
Dive through window and run away because this is the worst school ever.
Post by: poketwo on May 30, 2014, 09:04:54 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 09:05:30 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 09:22:49 pm
Use my breakdancing to conquer the corporate world!
[2]
They counter with their own sick moves.
Grab it all. Go see what's outside.
[1]
There's a blizzard. It's also really, really fucking cold. You quickly head back inside. You also notice there are maps on the table.
Damnit. Synthesize my own FEV.
[1]
You can only make monsterous abominations. Nuts.
Rewrite potatoism so that all that join have to embrace cheesism.
[3]
A holy war starts. But someone out there is preaching a new kind of religion, the way of the potato fondue, and he's rapidly gaining followers.
Whatever I don't care!
Dive through window and run away because this is the worst school ever.
Oh no you don't. Rolled a 0 on a plot roll, you're living through ALL of this.
[1]
You decide that jumping out of a 5 story building is dumb.
"Ignoring me, huh? I challenge you to a duel!"
THEN CLONE THE SCYTHERS
(0)
NO
Use my power from my misfortune to run amok! Become quirky miniboss!
[3]
You also get a string of weirdos following you.
Post by: NAV on May 30, 2014, 09:23:50 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 30, 2014, 09:36:46 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 30, 2014, 09:44:19 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 30, 2014, 09:50:18 pm
BEGIN HUNTING THE HERETICS. MAGIC IS A SIN. HERETICS SHALL BE CRUCIFIED IN SEXUALLY COMPROMISING POSITIONS.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 30, 2014, 09:55:58 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 10:30:23 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 30, 2014, 10:38:40 pm
Pilot Antarctimecha to CaptainMcClellan.
Post by: blazing glory on May 30, 2014, 11:44:21 pm
Grab a sword and jump outside! Start navigating by holding onto window sills,convienent ropes,and numerous other things!
This is a horrible subplot!
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 30, 2014, 11:44:41 pm
Blow up Venus. Surely the Nanoforge is indestructible?
Post by: Beirus on May 30, 2014, 11:48:07 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 30, 2014, 11:55:08 pm
Nope! Not gonna duel with the worst manager of the worst school ever!
Grab a sword and jump outside! Start navigating by holding onto window sills,convienent ropes,and numerous other things!
This is a horrible subplot!
((that is the point of a punishment subplot
also, that's a student talking to you, not a teacher lel))
((I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Is Sasha the machine gun or the parka or something?))
Sasha. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5qJHZCz2I&feature=kp)
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 30, 2014, 11:56:44 pm
EDIT: Aw, ninja'd.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 02:35:57 am
Time travel to the start of the game.
[6]
You wake up and run into a wall. You knock yourself unconcious.
DANCE BATTTTLLLLLEEEEEE!!!
[1]
You get royally served.
Go take over a town!
[3]
You try to take over the town, but while trying to do so you discover a thief, save several people's lives, bring shame to a bully, help build a tavern, bash the cunt out of a rapist, and destroy the bandit camp near the town.
They love you, and reward you with some money before you walk halfway to the next town. Then you realise the crowd of weirdos grows ever larger and that you didn't take over the town.
I HEARD THE WORD HERESY.
BEGIN HUNTING THE HERETICS. MAGIC IS A SIN. HERETICS SHALL BE CRUCIFIED IN SEXUALLY COMPROMISING POSITIONS.
[4]
You start fondling a Scyther. It is disturbed.
Never! Settle the holy war and say that the religion of potato fondue is heresy!
[2]
Fonduism grows more popular while the war goes on.
Leave my booze-children to their own devices for decades, then, occasionally sending out genetic abberations to keep them on their toes.
[6]
This goes about as well as you expect, ie magma and vomit everywhere.
Check out the maps
[3]
There's two that make any sense, one is of something that looks like a tundra, and the other is of a city coastline. Some of the annotations read about goods located at several points on both maps.
Then you realise that someone has come through another door inside the bunker, and they're looking at you, wide-eyed.
...
Pilot Antarctimecha to CaptainMcClellan.
[1]
No fuel. Rats.
Nope! Not gonna duel with the worst manager of the worst school ever!
Grab a sword and jump outside! Start navigating by holding onto window sills,convienent ropes,and numerous other things!
This is a horrible subplot!
[5]
You fly out a window.
BAHAHAHA, that was great.
Alright, I'll slot you in the other one, just a good distance from Berius.
((Beirus, you touched Sasha. You're in big trouble, and should run.))
Blow up Venus. Surely the Nanoforge is indestructible?
[1]
You lack the tools and power.
Post by: kj1225 on May 31, 2014, 02:45:56 am
((If I keep making shitty evil rolls am I going to become the big good with a stockpile of near infinite energy because I fail at evil forever?))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 02:52:02 am
You did duplicate the essence of the Tenchi Muyo! main protagonists, and then stuffed it inside yourself. That was pretty dumb.))
Post by: TamerVirus on May 31, 2014, 03:14:46 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 31, 2014, 03:57:10 am
Post by: da_nang on May 31, 2014, 04:17:57 am
"WE WILL HOLD THE LINE"
Post by: poketwo on May 31, 2014, 05:17:20 am
Post by: Helgoland on May 31, 2014, 05:17:36 am
Exploiting their altruism, lead the cat people into a pacification war on cheeseists and potatoists.
Unification always works best with blood and iron. Not the iron in the blood, though. More deadly, elemental iron. Preferrably alloyed with some other metals.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 31, 2014, 06:45:53 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 31, 2014, 06:59:26 am
Post by: Propman on May 31, 2014, 07:24:12 am
Post by: Beirus on May 31, 2014, 10:24:47 am
Look at new person. Keep gun angled in their general direction.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 31, 2014, 10:35:51 am
Remove 0s from the diceAssist action.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 03:18:55 pm
Convert this Roll to Dodge to d8 sans 0sRemove 0s from the diceAssist action.
Post by: Lyeos on May 31, 2014, 03:22:42 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 07:12:50 pm
Fairly certain I can take over that town now with little problem... EH what the hell! I'll take over those assholes in the next town.
((If I keep making shitty evil rolls am I going to become the big good with a stockpile of near infinite energy because I fail at evil forever?))
[6]
You pass your money on to some poor people, stop a feud between two noble houses, murder a cult of cannibals, destroy a giant spider nest, and drop kick a bunch of kidnappers. The weirdo's numbers keep growing.
Once again, you're halfway to the next town before you realise you dun stuffed up.
Remove 0s from the dice
[5]
Done.
Punch Venus until it breaks apart. I don't need equipment when I have time.
[2]
You don't have arms. NO ARMS ARGH
Find out who I'm at war with, increase military production and organize defenses.
"WE WILL HOLD THE LINE"
[4]
Bug War. You're holding the line.
STAB STUFF THAT IS PUTTING ME IN SEXUAL POSITIONS
[3]
It dodges the stabbings and continues to fondle.
Fonduism? Interesting...
Exploiting their altruism, lead the cat people into a pacification war on cheeseists and potatoists.
Unification always works best with blood and iron. Not the iron in the blood, though. More deadly, elemental iron. Preferrably alloyed with some other metals.
[6]
The majority of the cheesists and potatoists now follow in the ways of the potato fondue. The cats fight only remnants.
Karametra heals the two idiot God brothers.
[5]
Fully healed. They've seen some shit.
Look around.
[6]
You're in the back of some sort of truck. Wherever it is, it's fairly cold.
>Ask fairies politely if they want to form a civilization, because that's what all the cool kids are doing. Bribe them with candy and drugs, or rather drugged candy.
[4]
While drugged on candy, they agree.
((if too many civs grow up I'll unleash some weird crap on them all for the lelz))
"Uh...hi?"
Look at new person. Keep gun angled in their general direction.
[6]
It's a girl! She looks a little confused.
"W-what? How'd you get in here? There's a blizzard outside! And WHY are you wearing my parka?"
She then sees you have her machine gun. She replies by sweeping left and kicking it out of your hands.
"Three seconds to explain."
Remove 0s from the diceAssist action.
[5]
Now 0 is doubly gone.
(( Sorry folks. I've been tired, ill, and preoccupied. I'm better now and have a little more time. Also, we got our internet back on after it was mysteriously suspended, so that always helps. Anyone want to volunteer to give me a quick update? ))((don't worry, nothing makes sense like normal))Convert this Roll to Dodge to d8 sans 0sRemove 0s from the diceAssist action.
[2]
NEVER, HERETIC
Make Antarctimecha run of off my rage.
[2]
Not nuff rage.
Use my mini FIST OF JUSTICE! To destroy the evil fonduism.
[6]
The GM takes it off you.
Fonduism is the true way. Seeking to recreate my potato and cheese based dishes... there is no nobler cause.
Post by: Lyeos on May 31, 2014, 07:14:10 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 07:19:47 pm
Post by: Propman on May 31, 2014, 07:28:32 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 31, 2014, 07:28:37 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 07:33:09 pm
forces the GM
Ohohohohohohohohoh
Post by: kj1225 on May 31, 2014, 07:54:04 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 08:02:40 pm
It's all part of the friendly banter! ;)forces the GM
Ohohohohohohohohoh
Post by: kj1225 on May 31, 2014, 08:03:30 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 08:04:25 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 31, 2014, 08:05:07 pm
Explain situation to girl.
Post by: poketwo on May 31, 2014, 08:05:50 pm
Post by: kj1225 on May 31, 2014, 08:05:56 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 08:11:20 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 31, 2014, 08:33:09 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 31, 2014, 08:40:20 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on May 31, 2014, 09:12:54 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 31, 2014, 10:39:26 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 01, 2014, 01:00:59 am
Post by: da_nang on June 01, 2014, 01:56:48 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 01, 2014, 02:45:35 am
Think about all the things that anger me to increase my rage levels so I can pilot Antarctimecha!
[6]
Seeing that you aren't really that mad, the GM chips in.
Obnoxious people... the ending to Negima ... THAT COUPLE THAT ALWAYS GRABS THE LAST CROUTONS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
And Antarctimecha is online!
Use heretic status to form a new religion that forces the GM to use some absurdly large dice value for the Roll to Dodge.
[2]
Ah, I see, you're trying to- FIST OF JUSTICE
Welcome to smeardom.
>Build a skyscraping tower out of sunstone and moonstone, and plant flowers at the pinnacle. It shall be the Capital City of Flowers in the Sky.
[2]
It would help if you had plans, resources and technology.
Try to get out.
[5]
There's nothing restraining you, and you open the back door and jump out into a garage.
"He's back up. Check him for severe frostbite, who knows how long he was out there."
Go be evil in the next town! I'm a midboss dammit!
[1]
Third time's the charm, right?
Quote from: Borat
NAHT
You help the next town out with a terrible wizard overlord, thoroughly creaming him, letting his legions of thralls free. Again, the weirdos multiply (there's about a hundred of them now), and you start moving on to the city before it hits you.
"FARK"
Fonduism is heresy! Kill all Fonduists in the galaxy!
[1]
Although they are pacifists, they quickly retaliate and take over the potato fortress.
"Why am I in here in the first place? I don't know what's going on!"
Explain situation to girl.
[6]
"YOU'RE one to talk! If you have no idea what's going on, why did you start taking my stuff, and point my own weapon at me? You've got some nerve..."
MY SCYTHERS ARE ALIVE
[4]
You bluff reality. Only a few hundred of them get up before it realises you tricked it.
Create a single soul beast and see how the booze-children deal with it.
[6]
Magma. However, the soul beast is immune, freaking them the hell out.
Burn the heretic-sycther, while still fondling it.
[2]
You spill the matches all over the floor.
Join the game and watch people.
[3]
You jump out of the audience into the game, but find you can't get back out. The audience is laughing.
Ephara: "So... what was in there?"
[1]
Unspeakable horrors. They were 5-dimensional things, and were utterly incomprehensible. Their memories are damaged from viewing them.
INSECTICIDE THEM
[2]
It proves inefficient on giant monstrous alien bug species. Crap.
Post by: Propman on June 01, 2014, 02:46:57 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 01, 2014, 02:58:04 am
Walk up to the facility where the Nanoforge is held and knock on the door, politely asking whoever is in there to give it to me.
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 03:09:01 am
"What do you expect? I wake up in an empty room with random stuff thrown about and a hell of a blizzard going on outside with no sign that anybody else is here or has ownership of anything. Still, I apologize. It was rude of me to jump to conclusions before checking if anybody else was around."
Apologize to girl.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 01, 2014, 03:16:04 am
Send in a team of Chosen.
Post by: kj1225 on June 01, 2014, 03:23:41 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 01, 2014, 03:24:39 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 04:19:51 am
Take over the world.
Post by: Helgoland on June 01, 2014, 05:59:29 am
Post by: da_nang on June 01, 2014, 06:13:19 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 01, 2014, 06:44:39 am
Missed me.Walk up to the facility where the Nanoforge is held and knock on the door, politely asking whoever is in there to give it to me.
[6]
They hand you a time bomb. Oh.
Post by: poketwo on June 01, 2014, 06:53:12 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 01, 2014, 08:48:06 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 09:52:53 am
Secondary action: Get a better name for this thing!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 01, 2014, 03:16:32 pm
>Order the construction sunshine generators in order to produce moonstone and sunstone.
[6]
You now have mountains of the stuff. It's blocking the construction site.
It has come to this then, detonate the potato fort to destroy Fonduism, forever.
[2]
The potato doesn't have a self destruct button. Oh.
((That girl's text color is so hard to read.))((I'll change it to lime green then.))
"What do you expect? I wake up in an empty room with random stuff thrown about and a hell of a blizzard going on outside with no sign that anybody else is here or has ownership of anything. Still, I apologize. It was rude of me to jump to conclusions before checking if anybody else was around."
Apologize to girl.
[4]
"That still doesn't mean you can take everything you see..."
She noticeably sighs.
"I'm Liara. You have some explaining to do, because last time I checked people just can't materialise inside bunkers. Where did you come from, anyway? This is pretty much the Frontier out here."
Pharika: "Easy done."
Send in a team of Chosen.
[1]
They don't come back through.
I KNOW destroy the fonduists using potatoians!
[3]
They integrate. Fonduism is a combination of potatoism and cheesism.
Who's saying that?! And to who?
[5]
There's two people in parkas staring at you.
"Why were you outside without warm clothes during a blizzard? That's pretty dumb. You're lucky we showed up or you'd be a popsicle."
RIIIIIIIGHT.
Take over the world.
[1]
As a bloody stain on the floor, this proves difficult.
Offer to take care of the Defense of what used to be Potato Fortress.
[6]
They hand you all the schematics and bolt. This is some confusing ass shit.
Send in Miserix and hordes of Rahkshi that block out the sun!
[5]
Sun is blocked. Woot.
GET A LOOK AT THE TACTICAL SITUATION. ALSO, GET SOME OF THAT STUFF THAT MADE THE MONKEYS SMART
[6]
You realise they cut off the part of the station you were in and moved it a few hundred light years away. Fuck.
KILL ALL THE SCYTHER-HERETICS
[5]
[MASS FONDLING ENSUES]
You kill all of them, except the leader.
Pilot Antarctimecha to... I dunno. HugoLuman or someone.
Secondary action: Get a better name for this thing!
[4]
You accelerate dwarf fear, being a giant ice mecha.
[6] Ultimate Ice Machine Terror Warrior. If you don't call it that, I'm pretending I don't know what you're talking about.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 01, 2014, 03:18:58 pm
OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 03:19:09 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 01, 2014, 03:19:29 pm
Create a single soul beast and see how the booze-children deal with it.
Ability Get: HugoLuman has the magical power of invisibility for the GM's first sweep every turn.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 01, 2014, 03:23:52 pm
Create a single soul beast and see how the booze-children deal with it.
[6]
Magma. However, the soul beast is immune, freaking them the hell out.
Wrong.
Post by: poketwo on June 01, 2014, 03:27:45 pm
PREPARE TO DIE, HERETIC-KING! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!KILL HIM IN THE NAME OF KHRONE
OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
Post by: WillowLuman on June 01, 2014, 03:41:25 pm
Ability Get: HugoLuman's search function and reading comprehension breaks in the most embarrassing situations possible!Create a single soul beast and see how the booze-children deal with it.
[6]
Magma. However, the soul beast is immune, freaking them the hell out.
Wrong.
Post by: Helgoland on June 01, 2014, 03:55:52 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 01, 2014, 04:13:01 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 01, 2014, 04:15:57 pm
Exit the door labeled 'Dwarf Souls' & jump on HUGOLUMAN's face, start screaming.
Post by: kj1225 on June 01, 2014, 04:54:51 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 05:18:00 pm
Remember how I ended up here.
((I don't think she'd buy the "I got thrown here by a possibly malevolent and sadistic GM who had good taste in food." Excuse.))
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 01, 2014, 05:22:05 pm
"You can call me Beirus. I still don't know how I got here though. My memory before waking up on that bed is blank. I wish I could remember."
Remember how I ended up here.
((I don't think she'd buy the "I got thrown here by a possibly malevolent and sadistic GM who had good taste in food." Excuse.))
((You never know til you try~))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 01, 2014, 05:44:08 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 01, 2014, 05:57:21 pm
Point to the truck.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 07:20:00 pm
Post by: Propman on June 01, 2014, 07:45:05 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 01, 2014, 10:16:02 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 12:06:36 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 12:21:19 am
PREPARE TO DIE, HERETIC-KING! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!KILL HIM IN THE NAME OF KHRONE
OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
[6]VS[1]
Bullets go everywhere but into the scyther, who is currently drooling on the ground at the moment. The life support system has been damaged.
Fugg it. Pilot Ultimate Ice Machine Terror Warrior straight into a subplot.
[3]
Hurrah!
Here's how it works: I send shit to kill you, you kill it. Easies!
First up: Giant Omegalisk. Have fun!
Sort out the fortress planning, occupy it with sufficient troops. Hope that my +1 will protect me against the fort being blown up.
[3+1]
The fortress is secured.
"Did we win? Make sure the bugs are dead."
[4]
Yeeeep. You suffered heavy casualties though.
>ignore monkey-plot for a second, be a completely different monkey for a few turns
Exit the door labeled 'Dwarf Souls' & jump on HUGOLUMAN's face, start screaming.
[5]
He starts running around in shock.
Create living squares of anti-Fonduism that will seek out and kill all Fonduists.
[2]
You promptly get arrested by the forces taking over the Potato Citadel.
Become fonduist!
[6]
You grow the ever-increasing legion of fonduists. You're also called up for 'holy service'.
"You can call me Beirus. I still don't know how I got here though. My memory before waking up on that bed is blank. I wish I could remember."
Remember how I ended up here.
((I don't think she'd buy the "I got thrown here by a possibly malevolent and sadistic GM who had good taste in food." Excuse.))
[3]
Not a word, or I'll fill that bunker with molten iron.
You feign amnesia. It seems to work.
"Well, what do you remember? Do you remember anything about everything at all?"
See what happens next, this should be interesting.
[2]
They promptly start tantruming and destroy the fortress. Oh.
I just woke up in that truck over there.
Point to the truck.
[3]
"Well yes, we did put you in there. Why were you outside?"
Become a large creature of blood and ink and stuff and arise from the floor like the mighty phoenix.
[2]
Nope, still a mess of blood and ink.
>Personally sculpt the mound using a liberal amount of danmaku and dakka.
[6]
You proceed to make a giant tower... which promptly falls down.
Leave the bomb by the door, run as far as the time allows, and take cover.
[1]
You dash behind a nearby boulder, and start laughing as the timer counts down. 3 minutes later, you realise they teleported the bomb behind you.
3...2...1...
"Oh far-"
BOOM
Pharika: Send in a Reaper of the Wilds.
[2]
Promptly torn to shreds.
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 12:22:00 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 02, 2014, 12:29:05 am
Post by: Beirus on June 02, 2014, 12:31:01 am
Ask Liara what's going on, other than the blizzard.
((Gee Smurfington, with all these subplots it's a shame you didn't hijack Roll to Derp.))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 02, 2014, 12:34:24 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 12:36:59 am
Send in an Archetype of Finality and hope it manages to graze something. Hoorah, deathtouch.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 02, 2014, 12:38:24 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 02, 2014, 12:41:08 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 02, 2014, 01:26:57 am
Post by: da_nang on June 02, 2014, 02:10:59 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 02, 2014, 03:18:11 am
Turn my captors into willing potatoism slaves.Turn Sinvera into a double agent to eliminate the strife that has disunited us all for so long, preferrably at a fondue for the GM. Long live fonduism! Down with Goldberg!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 02, 2014, 06:01:45 am
Post by: poketwo on June 02, 2014, 01:48:11 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWINNING KEEP FIRING AT THE HERETICASSULT IN THE NAME OF KHRONE!!!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 02:56:56 pm
Change my avatar: become the Universal Cosmic
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 03:20:15 pm
Tickle it until I get a better subplot.
[5]
Grr... fine. TELEPORTING
Spend all my unused energy on this holy service!
[1]
You have to go slay a massive dragon. Great.
"Well, I can function and speak, and I remember what things are and how to use them, but I don't remember anything before waking up in that bed. Sorry. So, what's going on?"
Ask Liara what's going on, other than the blizzard.
((Gee Smurfington, with all these subplots it's a shame you didn't hijack Roll to Derp.))
[5]
"Nothing at all, huh? Well, this world's in the middle of something we call an Ice Age: massive sheets of snow and ice are covering everything. It's been pretty disastrous for mankind.
Anyway, I'm a scavenger. I go through all the old buildings and look for useful equipment, then I sell it off. Do you want to help me until you get your memory back?"
Sick Boss Knight and an adrenaline-filled miner on GrizzlyAdams.
[2]
They're asleep right now. Shit.
Pharika: "Hmm..."
Send in an Archetype of Finality and hope it manages to graze something. Hoorah, deathtouch.
[5]
Something dies messily over there.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWINNING KEEP FIRING AT THE HERETICASSULT IN THE NAME OF KHRONE!!!
[6] VS [2]
Again, dakka misses everything. The scyther is still on the floor.
Live. Real men take bombs to the face like bread. Scare the Venusians with my badassitude.
[6]
You live. You're also implanted into a wall. The Venusians laugh.
I can't remember.
[3]
"Amnesia. Great. Well, best we can do is hand you a couple bucks and send you off into town."
Turn my captors into willing potatoism slaves.
[6]
They summon reinforcements while you're wololoing, and they thump your ass.
Organize funerals. Give victory speech.
[4]
A sad day for whatever.
Turn my captors into willing potatoism slaves.Turn Sinvera into a double agent to eliminate the strife that has disunited us all for so long, preferrably at a fondue for the GM. Long live fonduism! Down with Goldberg!
[3]
He's prone to randomly being required to follow your orders.
Peel myself off his face and run back through the door before he has a chance to recuperate.
[2]
The door is locked. Shit.
Fine.
Change my avatar: become the Universal CosmicWoobieDestroyer.
[4]
Your old character explodes, as is the way.
You are now the UCD.
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 03:22:02 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 02, 2014, 03:25:10 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 02, 2014, 03:27:25 pm
I mean, I either get a bad roll or I get a dragon ally.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 03:31:44 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 02, 2014, 03:57:37 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 02, 2014, 04:19:29 pm
DIE, HERETIC! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Post by: WillowLuman on June 02, 2014, 04:32:39 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 02, 2014, 05:37:50 pm
TRY TO ACTUALLY AIM THIS TIME.RISE, AND KILL HIM IN THE NAME OF THE BLOOD GOD
DIE, HERETIC! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Post by: blazing glory on June 02, 2014, 05:43:20 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 02, 2014, 07:15:50 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 02, 2014, 08:18:19 pm
Help Liara.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 09:04:23 pm
Phenax: "Then I guess I'm up."
Phenax enters the sphere and warps.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 02, 2014, 11:21:17 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 03, 2014, 04:21:22 am
Check to see what subplot this is. Is it a vacation subplot?
[6]
Well, you're on an island paradise, so maybe?
Panic before popping out of existence with a universe-wide telepathic popping sound.
[4]
Pop goes the monkey.
Wololo all of the Fonduists!
[1]
You lack the faith to do so. Fuck.
Extend the dragons life span and generally make it healthier!
I mean, I either get a bad roll or I get a dragon ally.
[6]
You inject it with lots of experimental drugs. Now it's insane and even more powerful. Nice job breaking it, hero.
Research implanting and removing PSI ability in others.
[6]
You make a massive amount of psionic abominations. They aren't happy.
Order Sinvara to reveal the positions of the remaining potatoist forces. Now use the shared war experience to convince the cat-people of a common defence and foreign policy.
[2]
Sinvara resists.
Nope, catpeople back to being lazy. FUUUUUU-
TRY TO ACTUALLY AIM THIS TIME.RISE, AND KILL HIM IN THE NAME OF THE BLOOD GOD
DIE, HERETIC! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
[5]VS[2]
The scyther is kill! His head explodes like a ripe melon.
Wake them up, bring in Asax (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/%C3%82sax) for good measure
[3]
They're all still asleep, and the monkey's gone. Fuck muffins.
What are you two doing here?
[6]
"Saving your sorry ass. We're also loading off some supplies from the Green Belt up north."
Start working secret project!
[4]
PM me the details, and I'll make it happen. Otherwise, NONE FOR YOU
"Sure. It's the least I can do for accidentally trying to take your stuff."
Help Liara.
[5]
You get your own parka, a set of snowshoes, ice picks, some weird tube thing, and a set of ropes.
"Alright, the blizzard has died off now. We should get moving."
You step outside of the bunker, and the glare from the snow temporarily blinds you. It subsides pretty quickly, though, and you can see a long plain of snow, with buildings coated with mounds of snow popping out here and there. Liara gestures to a snowmobile.
"My next target is a few kilometres away, so we'll take the snowmobile there. Can you drive one? Probably not."
She jumps on the snowmobile and gestures you to sit on the back.
Erebos: "...Yes...Souls...Dead..."
Phenax: "Then I guess I'm up."
Phenax enters the sphere and warps.
[1]
They aren't all dead. One of them chases Phenax back through the portal. It's mere presence is screwing with your minds.
They've opened the door to laugh at me? Now's my chance! Rush inside, tackling the first person I see, stealing a weapon off him, then do as the Bride, or as the One, depending on the type of the weapon.
[3]
You run straight into a force field. They laugh harder.
Post by: blazing glory on June 03, 2014, 04:25:20 am
Head off into town.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 03, 2014, 04:27:08 am
I didn't ask to be saved! I was just taking a rest outside! Then you two come along and assume someone hit me!
Head off into town.
((taking a rest in the middle of a snowstorm without proper clothing, right))
Post by: blazing glory on June 03, 2014, 04:33:48 am
I didn't ask to be saved! I was just taking a rest outside! Then you two come along and assume someone hit me!
Head off into town.
((taking a rest in the middle of a snowstorm without proper clothing, right))
((Yep,for all they know I could have magic protecting me!))
Post by: poketwo on June 03, 2014, 05:47:30 am
Post by: da_nang on June 03, 2014, 06:00:14 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 03, 2014, 06:07:23 am
Nylea nocks several arrows and enters the sphere and warps.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 03, 2014, 07:27:35 am
Research implanting and removing PSI ability in others.
[6]
You make a massive amount of psionic abominations. They aren't happy.
EVERY. TIME.
Attempt to remove their psychic abilities then abandon them in a cave somewhere.
Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 07:30:44 am
ATTEMPT DRUNK SCIENCE ON THE DRAGON!
Post by: WillowLuman on June 03, 2014, 11:05:01 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 03, 2014, 12:03:13 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 03, 2014, 12:56:17 pm
Get on the snowmobile and ride to wherever the hell we're going.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 03, 2014, 01:43:40 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 03, 2014, 02:09:49 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 03, 2014, 02:55:21 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 03, 2014, 05:20:41 pm
I didn't ask to be saved! I was just taking a rest outside! Then you two come along and assume someone hit me!
Head off into town.
[6]
"Well then, you're probably batshit insane."
You wander off into town, only to realize that you don't know where anything is.
Buy more faith from the multidimensional ebay and go back to wololoing.
[2]
You can't sell faith, you silly goose.
RISE
[1]
Nope, dead from bullet danmaku.
Continue working on secret project.
[6]
Great progress, but the GM hones in on it.
*cracks fingers*
DUAL FIST OF JUSTICE
Nylea: "Ugh. Men."
Nylea nocks several arrows and enters the sphere and warps.
[3]
Arrows prove inefficient against eldritch, 5-dimensional abominations. Fuck.
((protip, science is a dumb idea here))Research implanting and removing PSI ability in others.
[6]
You make a massive amount of psionic abominations. They aren't happy.
EVERY. TIME.
Attempt to remove their psychic abilities then abandon them in a cave somewhere.
[5]
Angry monsters in a sealed cave. No way that could go wrong.
Woo! ... I know what must be done...
ATTEMPT DRUNK SCIENCE ON THE DRAGON!
[5]
He ends up in 29th century Mexico. Lels ensue.
Meanwhile, your crowd of weirdo followers is creeping ever closer.
Send booze-children to that post-apocalyptic Aussie subplot from days of yore.
[1]
The dwarves are all dead from excessive tantruming, magma, soul monsters and cats.
Expand colonies, then. Maybe we can get a decentralized state going.
[4]
You make a few colonies.
"Right. Guess we should get this done."
Get on the snowmobile and ride to wherever the hell we're going.
[4]
You speed up across the snow, swerving through the gaps in the buildings poking out of it. You slow down in front of a glass skyscraper, Liara pulls a compacted mechanical thing off the side of the snowmobile. She puts it on her back, and turns to you.
"I gave you the cutter, right? It looks like a little tube, just press the button to turn it on. Keep the ends away from your body, though. Just cut through the glass here."
She taps on a glass panel.
Burn the remains of the Heretic and his army.
[1]
It would help if you didn't explode the life support. You're slowly freezing to death.
Find leader of evil organization. Become his General.
[2]
No organisations are hiring.
((this is a butt monkey job and you know it))
Pull out a nodachi from hammerspace and do as the Bride.
[2]
They've already gone back inside. Fucking Venusians.
Post by: Helgoland on June 03, 2014, 05:34:55 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 03, 2014, 05:35:36 pm
Man, the dice do NOT like me this game. Most of my rolls have either been mediocre failures, with some catastrophic failures and partial successes to spice things up. I guess I'll RP it that I'm going slowly insane from constant failure.
Post by: poketwo on June 03, 2014, 05:36:02 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 03, 2014, 05:38:14 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 03, 2014, 05:38:42 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 03, 2014, 05:41:45 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 03, 2014, 06:43:51 pm
Post by: NAV on June 03, 2014, 07:02:26 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 03, 2014, 09:31:59 pm
Pharika fills the sphere with Nyx Infusion and lets it warp.
Post by: blazing glory on June 03, 2014, 10:07:44 pm
Post by: Propman on June 03, 2014, 10:54:08 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 03, 2014, 11:04:03 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 04:31:31 am
Find someone I don't like, then kill him in the nuts.
[1]
They swiftly dropkick your sack before you get theirs. PAIN
Create new lifeforms from the remains of the old, all with the ingrained belief that they live in a Western.((that's my plan for ER!))
Man, the dice do NOT like me this game. Most of my rolls have either been mediocre failures, with some catastrophic failures and partial successes to spice things up. I guess I'll RP it that I'm going slowly insane from constant failure.
[6]
They start robbing banks. The modern police force is not amused.
RESURECT
[6]
You're back. Unfortunately for you, you're also a lemur.
See's plot train going to run over me.
[2]
BOLD YOUR ACTIONS
Potato storm inbound!
Stand proud.
[6]
FINALLY, TIME FOR FUN SURPRISE
The weirdos finally decide to swarm you.
"Marry meee~"
"You saved my life!"
"Oh great dragonslayer, thank you!"
Well, it turns out you saved more than a few girls, and they promptly fell in love with you. Good one, dumbass.
Disregard pain. Continue working! Also evade further fists.
[1]
You can't really disregard it because there's a gaping hole in the shield world. The thing is starting to cave in. Oh shit.
Use the cutter to cut the glass and not myself.
[3]
You press the button, turning on a hot torch. You cut a jagged hole in the glass window, and it falls back, making a loud crashing sound.
"That's what I get for leaving it to the rookie... C'mon, we don't know what might've heard that."
Liara steps through the hole, and inside the building. She uses a chair to block the hole, saving you from the freezing cold winds outside.
"Follow me, and watch your step."
Aquire dosh.
[1]
NO DOSH FOR YOU, ERIC B
Pharika: Could these things be considered Nyxborn? I doubt it...
Pharika fills the sphere with Nyx Infusion and lets it warp.
[4]
Warp successful.
You guys are really shit, I know monkeys that could do better than all of you.
Believe in myself and wololo.
[1]
You get clubbed unconscious.
Go inside some random building.
[4]
You're in a bar.
"Y'need something?"
>Make the horizontal tower the capital anyways, constructing a series of smaller towers to jut from it like a fallen tree.
[3]
They fall down too. Fuck.
NODACHI VS. BUNKER DOOR GO!
[4]
There's a hole in the bunker door. The venusians are riled up now.
Post by: blazing glory on June 04, 2014, 04:36:26 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 04, 2014, 04:37:16 am
Entire continent -> Delusional Western.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 04:38:56 am
(ER?)
Entire continent -> Delusional Western.
((einsteinian roulette))
Post by: Helgoland on June 04, 2014, 05:21:11 am
Start career as gunslinger and law enforcement agent, putting my +1 to good use.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 04, 2014, 05:27:41 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 04, 2014, 05:55:21 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 04, 2014, 06:09:52 am
Post by: NAV on June 04, 2014, 07:28:08 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 04, 2014, 08:02:20 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 08:16:33 am
Giegue: Try adding and removing PSI powers to something more difficult, like another player.
Post by: da_nang on June 04, 2014, 09:56:54 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 04, 2014, 10:21:44 am
Post by: Beirus on June 04, 2014, 11:03:51 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 03:13:10 pm
Information.
[5]
"What're yer needing?"
(ER?)
Entire continent -> Delusional Western.
[5]
DONE DEAL
Delusional Western?
Start career as gunslinger and law enforcement agent, putting my +1 to good use.
[3]
No fondue, no +1.
Also, you can't get into any of the good agencies.
Put up an umbrella to defect the falling Potato's.
[4]
They break the umbrella and bounce off harmlessly.
BEGIN CHARGING SELF
[1]
You've got no energy. Fuck.
Pharika: "Fuck off. You've tormented me for at least one eternity. I've been having dreams of another, with orphan murder and interdimensional twins. Just tell us; DID THAT WORK?"
[2]
NOPE
As I said before, work as a team and things.
Chastise the GM for not protecting me.
[2]
Pfft, get stuffed, fonduism is the true way.
I'm angry. Fight someone.
[6]
You punch a goat in the leg. It licks you, and the tongue sticks. Uh oh.
Retrieve the Nanoforge. Murder anyone standing in my way.
[5]
Slicey dice. You have the nanoforge now.
(( Meta-action: Get help resolving the Time Travel dispute peacefully. ))
Giegue: Try adding and removing PSI powers to something more difficult, like another player.
[3]
You give limited PSI powers to NAV.
"Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!"
[6]
The repair effort fails, making it worse. Most civilians have evacuated now.
(๑✧◡✧๑)
[1]
They're being all clingy.
"Mine!"
"NO MINE"
They're getting aggressive. This is a good time to run.
Follow Liara. Be happy I didn't cut my hand off with the torch.
[1]
"Alright, the building is caved in just ahead, so we'll-"
The floor below you cracks, and you fall down a floor. The one you're standing on now is starting to crack.
"BEIRUS! Oh shit, try and keep really, really still. I'm going to lower down a rope."
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 04, 2014, 03:15:49 pm
FORCE EVIL ORGANIZATIONS INTO BEING BY SHEER WILLPOWER
Post by: kj1225 on June 04, 2014, 03:15:56 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 03:24:19 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 04, 2014, 03:35:22 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 04, 2014, 03:55:29 pm
Stand still, wait for rope to climb up.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 04, 2014, 03:59:43 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 04, 2014, 04:08:52 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 04, 2014, 04:58:01 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 04, 2014, 04:59:26 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 04, 2014, 05:28:33 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 04, 2014, 06:12:53 pm
Post by: Propman on June 04, 2014, 08:40:40 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 09:06:34 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 04, 2014, 09:38:32 pm
Spoiler: Dialogue (click to show/hide)
Erebos, Pharika and Phenax enter the sphere, warp, and pooling their energies cast Extinguish All Hope (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Extinguish%20All%20Hope).
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 04, 2014, 10:52:54 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 05, 2014, 06:57:50 am
Continue looking for organizations.
FORCE EVIL ORGANIZATIONS INTO BEING BY SHEER WILLPOWER
[3]
You make Evil Co.
The boss is an utter fuckwit.
Run!
[5]
You run back to the city. Evasion successful!
Right. So, this is basically either LOST or a paradise in which many attractive women are going to attempt to seduce me in order to steal my soul or something along those lines, yes?
[2]
Nope, you're stuck on a deserted island. Have fun.
pick up the Potato's and Sacrifice them to the GM.
[1]
The GM doesn't want your squashed potatoes.
HERETIC
"It looks like this floor is starting to crack too. I don't mean to rush you, but I'd appreciate it if you could lower the rope quickly."
Stand still, wait for rope to climb up.
[6]
You stand perfectly still and look upwards as Liara lowers down a rope. It pokes you in the eye, and you start jumping around. The floor gives out and you fall an additional three floor, into a snowdrift.
"Idiot. Try and find a way back up, I'll get what I'm looking for in the meantime. Make sure you grab anything that looks valuable down there."
Flee to safety. Send out distress signal.
[6]
Pirates rock up. Shit.
Create varmints, and then create a race who will play the part of the encroached-upon natives.
[2]
No creation for you.
RIP OUT OF MY LEMUR FORM AND FIND MY KILLER
[1]
YOU ARE A LEMUR NOW
NO BUTS
Directions to the shop's and knowledge of if there are any jobs in town.
[5]
You get what you need. The market is around the corner, and there's a job board just outside.
MAKE MIRACULOUS REPAIRS
[2]
NO
The shield world is starting to drift apart in space. All hands, abandon inverted planet.
Hold a fondue, then, to get into the scene.
[2]
You lack the cheese.
>Eh, just grow a gigantic tree using fairy magic next to the pile of vertical towers and make it the capital.
[6]
It falls down too. Fucking god damn it.
Steal the GM's fist of justice and use my fleet to destroy the evil cult of Fonduism!
[1]
You are promptly stomped for touching the FIST OF JUSTICE without using your manners.
Attempt removing a single PSI from the GM.
[5]
Adorable. I have an infinite supply of this shit anyway, no effs given.
Spoiler: Dialogue (click to show/hide)
Erebos, Pharika and Phenax enter the sphere, warp, and pooling their energies cast Extinguish All Hope (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Extinguish%20All%20Hope).
[5]
Boom go the aberrations. YAY TEAMWORK
Use the Nanoforge to create a heavy fighter spaceship.
[6]
You forget to make a fuel tank. Fuck.
Post by: kj1225 on June 05, 2014, 07:02:44 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 05, 2014, 07:08:26 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 05, 2014, 07:14:08 am
Pharika: "Guys, come through, it worked!"
Athreos: "Like Jund it di-- Oh, it did. I felt the things die, not them..."
The other gods warp, and the all search for the quasi-dimensional artifact.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 05, 2014, 07:15:22 am
Pharika: "Guys, come through, it worked!"
Athreos: "Like Jund it di-- Oh, it did. I felt the things die, not them..."
The other gods warp, and the all search for the quasi-dimensional artifact.
PUNCH IN COLLECTIVE FACE
STEAL ARTIFACT
PAWN ON EBAY
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 05, 2014, 07:16:08 am
Post by: da_nang on June 05, 2014, 07:24:39 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 05, 2014, 07:52:57 am
PUNCH CHEESE
Pharika: "Guys, come through, it worked!"
Athreos: "Like Jund it di-- Oh, it did. I felt the things die, not them..."
The other gods warp, and the all search for the quasi-dimensional artifact.
PUNCH IN COLLECTIVE FACE
STEAL ARTIFACT
PAWN ON EBAY
STEAL EBAY
PAWN FOR ARTIFACT
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 05, 2014, 07:56:06 am
PUNCH CHEESE
Pharika: "Guys, come through, it worked!"
Athreos: "Like Jund it di-- Oh, it did. I felt the things die, not them..."
The other gods warp, and the all search for the quasi-dimensional artifact.
PUNCH IN COLLECTIVE FACE
STEAL ARTIFACT
PAWN ON EBAY
STEAL EBAY
PAWN FOR ARTIFACT
((All the gods have the power to kill you efficiently, bloodily and happily at any point.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 05, 2014, 07:59:59 am
PUNCH CHEESE
Pharika: "Guys, come through, it worked!"
Athreos: "Like Jund it di-- Oh, it did. I felt the things die, not them..."
The other gods warp, and the all search for the quasi-dimensional artifact.
PUNCH IN COLLECTIVE FACE
STEAL ARTIFACT
PAWN ON EBAY
STEAL EBAY
PAWN FOR ARTIFACT
((All the gods have the power to kill you efficiently, bloodily and happily at any point.))
((I have that power too, so don't get cocky. Plus, you gods are mortal at the moment. Might not want to piss off the natives too much.))
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 05, 2014, 08:32:55 am
Do menial labor and shit.
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 09:57:43 am
Post by: Beirus on June 05, 2014, 11:16:57 am
Find all the valuable stuff I can.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 05, 2014, 11:40:28 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 01:40:03 am
Try adding and removing PSI to Phenax and Pharika since they seem somewhat important.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 04:11:05 am
Quote from: kj1225 link=topic=138401.msg5343469#msg5343469
[b
[b
More evil now![/b]
[1]
Horde's back. Uh oh.
Get the Time Lords to remove Fonduism from existence!
[2]
They're all dead, asswipe.
Check self for money,see what's on the job board.
[4]
Most of them are just labour jobs, but there's a few merc contracts here and there.
PUNCH CHEESE
Pharika: "Guys, come through, it worked!"
Athreos: "Like Jund it di-- Oh, it did. I felt the things die, not them..."
The other gods warp, and the all search for the quasi-dimensional artifact.
PUNCH IN COLLECTIVE FACE
STEAL ARTIFACT
PAWN ON EBAY
STEAL EBAY
PAWN FOR ARTIFACT
[4] VS [6] VS [5]
The gods find the artifact, and stuff it in a containment field. Slowpoke ambushes them, punches them all out, and steals the artifact, trying to pawn it off on the internet. It is again stolen by the US military. Finally, Helgoland steals the Ebay databases, and trade them in for the artifact.
Fix Propman's poorly build buildings.
[4]
You hand him blueprints on how to build the structures properly.
BEND TIME TO BRING IT BACK IN REPAIRED STATE
[1]
NO TIME TRAVEL AT ALL EVER
Sucess!
Do menial labor and shit.
[4]
Worky worky work.
Wait five minutes for the "plot" in this subplot.
[2]
Nothing. There's nothing of note in sight.
"It might help if you didn't poke me in the eye with the rope. But whatever."
Find all the valuable stuff I can.
[2]
Nothing. Great. You start moving off the snow pile into a room on the left. It's a bar, but it's fairly empty.
Make a fuel tank and jury-rig it in. It doesn't matter if it's bulging out of the ship, and obvious weakpoint simply increases my power as I become more like a miniboss.
[5]
It's actually fairly well protected. It flies now.
Unphased by the GM being unphased. It was just a test to see if it was possible, for strictly scientific purposes.
Try adding and removing PSI to Phenax and Pharika since they seem somewhat important.
[3]
You can't really mess with them, as they are demigods at the moment.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 04:13:29 am
You can't really mess with them, as they are demigods at the moment."I fail to see your point."
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 04:17:35 am
Rebuild Galifray and the Time Lords.* ahem * Gallifrey.
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 04:20:15 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 04:20:44 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 06, 2014, 04:44:56 am
Pharika, Thassa, Heliod, Ephara, Karametra and Nylea chase after Helgoland.
Purphoros, Phenax, Athreos and Kruphix attempt to negotiate with the military for help in exchange for magical augmentation of weapons, vehicles and infantry.
Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE
((E: Forgot that I still had four Gods leftover to do shit))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 06, 2014, 05:17:42 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 06, 2014, 05:27:00 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 08:07:44 am
(( You are forgiven and educated. Today is a good day. :) ( just be glad none of my friends from real life saw it before I did. Then you really would have had some issues... ) ))Rebuild Galifray and the Time Lords.* ahem * Gallifrey.
((You'll have to forgive me for this unforgivable transgression, as I never quite knew how it was spelt off of the top of my head.))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 06, 2014, 08:42:04 am
Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE
I CAME HERE TO LISTEN TO RECOMMENDED TRACKS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND PUNCH GODS IN THE FACE
AND THE RECOMMENDED TRACKS JUST LOOPED OVER
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 06, 2014, 08:44:47 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 08:50:37 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 06, 2014, 09:19:48 am
Post by: da_nang on June 06, 2014, 10:14:10 am
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 10:52:09 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 10:54:02 am
Find some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.Aoroythe: Can I interest you in some Chooze?
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 06, 2014, 11:04:52 am
WHAT IS THIS CHOOZE YOU SPEAK OFFind some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.Aoroythe: Can I interest you in some Chooze?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 11:17:05 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 06, 2014, 11:25:05 am
Aoroythe: Cheese booze. Once sponsored by Zeus himself before da_nang reset the 'verse.....Can I buy some and use it to bribe coworker into rebbeling?
Post by: kj1225 on June 06, 2014, 11:25:22 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 11:29:14 am
Aoroythe: Certainly. Due to the patented and top-secret method of its production, it has wild hallucinogenic affects without affecting rationality any more than regular booze and it has minimal side-effects. One of which is that it's more addictive than heroin. Not only can you bribe him with it, you can use it to control him for as long as he doesn't buy Chooze directly from me. You'll have to pay 5% extra on account of me losing his business though. Savvy?Aoroythe: Cheese booze. Once sponsored by Zeus himself before da_nang reset the 'verse.....Can I buy some and use it to bribe coworker into rebbeling?
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 03:32:30 pm
Fugg it. Do some crazy nonsense to cause a shipwreck and have the survivors wash up on the beach.
[6]
A cruise ship crashes into the island. They are all promptly rescued within a day, and you're in jail for making a cruise ship crash.
There was a story if you explored the island, dipshit, but noooo, you had to go sink a cruise ship.
Rebuild Gallifrey and the Time Lords.
[3]
They aren't dead, just locked away in space and time, somewhere.
Check to see what these merc contracts involve and if any of them provide equipment.
[3]
No equipment drops for you. Most of them are guard duties for 'convoys from the Strip'.
Pharika, Thassa, Heliod, Ephara, Karametra and Nylea chase after Helgoland.
Purphoros, Phenax, Athreos and Kruphix attempt to negotiate with the military for help in exchange for magical augmentation of weapons, vehicles and infantry.
Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE
((E: Forgot that I still had four Gods leftover to do shit))
[5]You track him back to the cat person planet.
[4]The military is offering you a few special ops squads in return.
Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE
I CAME HERE TO LISTEN TO RECOMMENDED TRACKS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND PUNCH GODS IN THE FACE
AND THE RECOMMENDED TRACKS JUST LOOPED OVER
[1] VS [4]
The gods get the shit beaten out of them.
also, sigged
Hadoken!
[6]
You blow away half the city. Not this shit again.
find an polymorph trap.
[2]
You can't fine any.
PLOT REBELLION AGAINST BOSS
[1]
Boss is core to operation, none for you.
Use the artifact to politically unite the catpeople.
[3]
A squad of angry gods is looking at you. Uh oh.
(( Hey Slowpoke! BlitzDungeoneer! You should play my Cheesistan Roll to Dodge! It's like my other one, except it actually gets updates! :D Link: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138012.2160 ))
Sorta just like WaoA, without the demented GM and the multiverse (which is all the fun lol)
FINE. TRANSFER NEW SHIELD WORLD FROM PARALLEL WORLD.
[6]
The parallel you attacks your teleporters for trying to steal his shield world.
Find some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.
[4]
There's a single bottle of scotch and a few shot glasses left. Ice cold too. You should probably start looking for a way back upstairs.
Find some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.Aoroythe: Can I interest you in some Chooze?
He's inside a subplot. Breaking in will grant you a lot of pain, and grant me a lot of amusement.
Uh, evil?
[5]
HAREM ATTACK
Then someone flies out of nowhere, grabs you, and hauls ass. You unlucky ass is saved.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 06, 2014, 03:36:16 pm
USE TO BRIBE COWORKERS INTO REBBELING
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 03:38:50 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 06, 2014, 03:46:02 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 06, 2014, 03:51:09 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 03:52:18 pm
"YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE"
Oh hell no. Not in here, the omniverse wouldn't last 3 turns.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 06, 2014, 03:53:07 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 06, 2014, 03:54:41 pm
Doo eeeeet"YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE"
Oh hell no. Not in here, the omniverse wouldn't last 3 turns.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 06, 2014, 03:58:07 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 04:01:36 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 06, 2014, 04:07:58 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 06, 2014, 05:55:30 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 06, 2014, 06:13:09 pm
Escape to the potato fortress and eradicate the gods through military means.
Post by: poketwo on June 06, 2014, 06:45:48 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 08:33:08 pm
GET DELICIOUS CHOOZE
USE TO BRIBE COWORKERS INTO REBBELING
[6]
CHOOZE IS ILLEGAL, WELCOME TO JAIL
A PRISONER IS YOU
Take the scotch and shot glasses with me while I try to find a way upstairs.
[5]
You stuff the bottle and glasses in your bag carefully, nestling them inside a towel. You proceed to search for a way up. You notice a hole in the ceiling, you could climb up there. Otherwise, there's an exit sign over another door you could take.
PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH SPACETIME AND GRAB MY MAGI-TECH GUYS FROM "YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE" RTD
[1]
NO
ESCALATE SELF TO GODHOOD VIA KLINGON PROMOTION
[5]
Fine. Idiot.
Only one thing to do. I kill the pirates.
[1]
You get the turd bashed out of you.
10,000 years of madness, continually adding genetic aberrations into this Western.
[4]
1000 years in, and you've made some sort of twisted future-western place.
Jailbreak sounds like a fun subplot. Find the sleazy cop, kill who he wants me to kill. Bus will crash on the way to a supermax, and hooray, Silent Hill Downpour.
[4]
The bus crashes. Instead of freaky shit, you get held down to the ground by police officers.
Check who it is. Is it a hero?
[1]
Heroine. She's blushing insanely. Uh oh.
"S-s-s-so, I s-saved you... I guess we're even now."
Rebuild Gallifrey as a potato version.
[3]
You don't have enough potatoes.
Find an wand of polymorph.
[5]
You stub your toe on it. Huh.
The catpeople are gorram dirty liberal commie hippie punks, right? Sounds atheist...
Escape to the potato fortress and eradicate the gods through military means.
[4]
You woopwoopwoop back to your fortress. The god's aren't in range of it's defenses.
GET THE BLOOD RAVENS TO STEAL THE ARTIFACT, SINCE THAT IS THEIR THING
[2]
They tell you to get shitted.
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 08:35:57 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 06, 2014, 08:36:30 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 06, 2014, 08:37:41 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 08:39:47 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 06, 2014, 08:39:53 pm
While the madman continues his centuries-long toil in the hidden lab, a subplot develops in this strange place!
Post by: Helgoland on June 06, 2014, 09:19:10 pm
Use artifact powers to bring into existence a fondue for the soldiers. Gotta keep morale up.
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 09:24:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 06, 2014, 10:07:47 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 12:20:23 am
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 07, 2014, 01:55:47 am
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
DEFENESTRATE ASSAILANTS
THEN PUNCH SELF IN FACE
Oy Slowpoke, wanna gang up on those gods?
sure thing yo
can you go secure more allies thanks
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 07, 2014, 02:13:48 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 07:36:09 am
(( Hey Slowpoke! BlitzDungeoneer! You should play my Cheesistan Roll to Dodge! It's like my other one, except it actually gets updates! :D Link: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138012.2160 ))
Sorta just like WaoA, without the demented GM and the multiverse (which is all the fun lol)
Mmm... It also has a Wiki, a somewhat more coherent plot, more cheese, less potatoes, and a government that exists only when convenient for the story.
Giegue: Find more "volunteers" to experiment on.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 07, 2014, 08:06:50 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 08:09:25 am
((Try and maintain a wiki for the chaos that is this game. Hell, I'm pretty sure the earth got destroyed a while back, but everyone pretended it didn't happen.))(( Exactly! We're actually borderline coherent 3/4 of the time over in Cheesistan, that's what makes us different than WAOA. Also, I remember the Earth getting destroyed twice in WAOAII, but I could be wrong. Doesn't matter though, does it?))
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 07, 2014, 08:16:39 am
BRIBE EVERYONE WITH CHOOZE
Post by: Helgoland on June 07, 2014, 08:46:13 am
I ain't no disciple of LSP! It's more of a... strategic alliance.
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
Anyone else want a piece of divine BBQ? We're gonna roast those f**kers like there's no tomorrow!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 08:50:43 am
I ain't no disciple of LSP! It's more of a... strategic alliance.
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
Anyone else want a piece of divine BBQ? We're gonna roast those f**kers like there's no tomorrow!
Mogis: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
Thassa: "You cannot ignite the sea!"
Anyone who is going to be fighting us with the false gods and his disciple in denial, post now before Smurfington rolls so I can allocate Gods.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 07, 2014, 08:54:54 am
I WILLI ain't no disciple of LSP! It's more of a... strategic alliance.
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
Anyone else want a piece of divine BBQ? We're gonna roast those f**kers like there's no tomorrow!
Mogis: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
Thassa: "You cannot ignite the sea!"
Anyone who is going to be fighting us with the false gods and his disciple in denial, post now before Smurfington rolls so I can allocate Gods.
Post by: Propman on June 07, 2014, 08:57:31 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 07, 2014, 09:03:51 am
Gondor has called for aid!I WILLI ain't no disciple of LSP! It's more of a... strategic alliance.
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
Anyone else want a piece of divine BBQ? We're gonna roast those f**kers like there's no tomorrow!
Mogis: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
Thassa: "You cannot ignite the sea!"
Anyone who is going to be fighting us with the false gods and his disciple in denial, post now before Smurfington rolls so I can allocate Gods.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 07, 2014, 09:12:20 am
Gondor has called for aid!I WILLI ain't no disciple of LSP! It's more of a... strategic alliance.
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
Anyone else want a piece of divine BBQ? We're gonna roast those f**kers like there's no tomorrow!
Mogis: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
Thassa: "You cannot ignite the sea!"
Anyone who is going to be fighting us with the false gods and his disciple in denial, post now before Smurfington rolls so I can allocate Gods.
[NATIVE UNREST INTENSIFIES]
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 09:13:34 am
Is this one of those infamous sub-plots!? Can I get in on it?Gondor has called for aid!I WILLI ain't no disciple of LSP! It's more of a... strategic alliance.
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
Anyone else want a piece of divine BBQ? We're gonna roast those f**kers like there's no tomorrow!
Mogis: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"
Thassa: "You cannot ignite the sea!"
Anyone who is going to be fighting us with the false gods and his disciple in denial, post now before Smurfington rolls so I can allocate Gods.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 09:14:34 am
Although I am heading to bed now; I'll allocate the Gods tomorrow morning, at about my ten o'clock (AEST).))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 09:20:56 am
(('Tis now. Pick a side and get flattened by the other (my side has better healers)
Although I am heading to bed now; I'll allocate the Gods tomorrow morning, at about my ten o'clock (AEST).))
(( I'd probably have been on your side anyway. It gives me the chance to have Giegue experiment on your characters. ))
Post by: Helgoland on June 07, 2014, 09:43:24 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 09:53:35 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 07, 2014, 10:11:07 am
Post by: da_nang on June 07, 2014, 10:18:17 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 07, 2014, 03:56:25 pm
Try to see if there are any knives lying around and take the least risky sounding job.
[3]
You grab a knife and try to sign up for the job. Denied.
"Ah... I guess we are... uh, I'm going to admit I'm not quite certain who you are. Things have been a blur for the past while."
[4]
"Huh... oh well... idiot. You saved me from that bandit camp. I went in to save the others but there were too many of them, and then you turned up and saved us all..."
Put on my ring of polymorph control and zap myself with the wand of polymorph and polymorph into an yellow dragon.
[1]
You are now a toad.
No. Freaky shit is going to happen. Wait for it.
[2]
You're in a jail cell.
When time moves on, changing all things and reducing them to dust, the West shall endure...
While the madman continues his centuries-long toil in the hidden lab, a subplot develops in this strange place!
[5]
Ugh, fine.
You wake up inside a barn.
Use Vespene Gas instead.
[3]
You still need more stuff.
Oy Slowpoke, wanna gang up on those gods?
Use artifact powers to bring into existence a fondue for the soldiers. Gotta keep morale up.
[6]
Yaaaaaa- there are cheese demons in the fondue
Go see what's behind Door Number "Exit"
[4]
An unstable-looking staircase. The stairs down have broken off, and lie in a mangled pile on the ground.
GET SOME BEANLESS CHILE THAT IS MEATY
[6]
Your invasion of Chile is thwarted by the Chilean military.
Fly to a safe, secluded place still within this 'verse where I can use the Nanoforge without being distracted.
[6]
You fly into a black hole. Fuck.
All: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
((I request fourteen rolls.))
[5]
Granted, the gods get into combat stances.
PUNCH SELF IN FACEAll: FIGHT THE FALSE GOD SLOWPOKE AND HIS DISCIPLE HELGOLAND. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER XENAGOS RUNNING AROUND.
DEFENESTRATE ASSAILANTS
THEN PUNCH SELF IN FACEOy Slowpoke, wanna gang up on those gods?
sure thing yo
can you go secure more allies thanks
[4]
You join up with the potato defence forces.
(( Hey Slowpoke! BlitzDungeoneer! You should play my Cheesistan Roll to Dodge! It's like my other one, except it actually gets updates! :D Link: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138012.2160 ))
Sorta just like WaoA, without the demented GM and the multiverse (which is all the fun lol)
Mmm... It also has a Wiki, a somewhat more coherent plot, more cheese, less potatoes, and a government that exists only when convenient for the story.
Giegue: Find more "volunteers" to experiment on.
[5]
You rock up at the artifact battle.
CONVINCE THAT CHOOZE TOO DELICIOUS TO BE ILLEGAL
BRIBE EVERYONE WITH CHOOZE
[2]
NO
>After spending many turns of reading the blueprints, build a megastructure atop all the other fallen buildings, using the knowledge of architecture so that it does not fall down.
[6]
Because you didn't use a stable base, it falls down.
KEEP PUNCHING
[2]
You get knocked out.
HEY! Alright, everyone participating in the artifact battle, LISTEN UP!
By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return. People will die. Some will be disfigured, and in some cases, lasting friendships will be made. And as usual, no nut shots. That's dog.
When I fart, start fighting!
Post by: Lyeos on June 07, 2014, 03:58:37 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 07, 2014, 03:59:50 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 07, 2014, 04:01:43 pm
START SHOOTING AT ENEMIES
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 07, 2014, 04:57:01 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 07, 2014, 04:59:01 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 07, 2014, 05:08:31 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 07, 2014, 05:14:31 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 07, 2014, 05:19:24 pm
Remember, it's a damn good fondue - I should get a +2, really.
blazing glory, I got a job right here - kill those fuckers!
Post by: WillowLuman on June 07, 2014, 05:24:17 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 07, 2014, 05:25:41 pm
blazing glory, I got a job right here - kill those fuckers!
I'm in a subplot so no.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 07, 2014, 05:54:55 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 06:56:47 pm
((Me and LSP, remember. Maybe we should work out a deal - what do you wish to use the artifact for, anyway? I'm just seeking catpeople unity, and a fondue - come over, and we'll negotiate over little pieces of bread dipped in melted cheese.))
((I'm just trying to get that artifact to the GM, because he asked for me to retrieve it. If you want to unify the cat-people, Ephara and Karametra are experts in peace and unity. As for the fondue... He may not look it, but Keranos is an excellent cook. So's Pharika, but she can't make desserts to save her life.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 07, 2014, 07:06:55 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 07:10:43 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 07, 2014, 10:30:41 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 10:39:58 pm
Ephara: "Never mind that artifact; it may've been the easiest to get, but I for one don't want to fight you all for it, and I feel I speak for my brothers and sisters as well. Keep it; we have more of the to find... Good luck with your unity.
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 07, 2014, 10:45:55 pm
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 10:51:21 pm
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD
Iroas: "THERE IS NO LONGER A NEED FOR MORTAL COMBAT, AS EPHARA SAID. HOWEVER, I AGREE; LET US FIGHT HONOURABLY, BUT AS BROTHERS IN SPARRING, AND NOT FOES! DO YOU ACCEPT?
Karametra: "We were so close to avoiding combat...
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 07, 2014, 11:03:27 pm
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD
Iroas: "THERE IS NO LONGER A NEED FOR MORTAL COMBAT, AS EPHARA SAID. HOWEVER, I AGREE; LET US FIGHT HONOURABLY, BUT AS BROTHERS IN SPARRING, AND NOT FOES! DO YOU ACCEPT?
Karametra: "We were so close to avoiding combat...
There may be that many artifacts, but I told you to get me that one specifically.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 11:11:05 pm
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD
Iroas: "THERE IS NO LONGER A NEED FOR MORTAL COMBAT, AS EPHARA SAID. HOWEVER, I AGREE; LET US FIGHT HONOURABLY, BUT AS BROTHERS IN SPARRING, AND NOT FOES! DO YOU ACCEPT?
Karametra: "We were so close to avoiding combat...
There may be that many artifacts, but I told you to get me that one specifically.
Purphoros: "I could easily duplicate the artifact in any form and function magical or mundane... Could we have the original to present to the GM, and I give you a duplicate in return? You'd only be without an artifact for, say, an hour or two."
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 07, 2014, 11:49:55 pm
I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any posts from me during that time.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 08, 2014, 03:56:20 am
Okay, so, this is when the freaky shit happens. Alright. Being thrown into a supermax with a bunch of possibly insane women would be okay, too!
[1]
If you mean sitting in isolation alone, then yes, freaky.
"Ah, that rings a bell! So... want to go grab something to eat?"
[3]
"Sur-"
The harem's caught up. Fuck.
PULL OUT DINKY GUN
START SHOOTING AT ENEMIES
[1]
A bullet rebounds off the wall and smacks you in the arm.
Zap myself again with the wand of polymorph in hopes of morphing into an yellow dragon (zaping any DOES NOT require any hands)
[2]
Aiming it does, though.
Climb the staircase.
[5]
You're halfway up before it starts to crack. The whole thing starts to fall, before a rope hits you in the eye again. It's Liara!
"Remember me? Let's get out of this deathtrap, I got what I was looking for."
Sign up for any job.
[6]
You sign up as grunt labour. The pay is absolute shit.
Get up and PAAAUUUUUUNCHH!
[3]
You punch one, the others toss you back down, and tie you up for good measure.
Convince the demons to join the anti-god fight over the rest of the fondue.
Remember, it's a damn good fondue - I should get a +2, really.
blazing glory, I got a job right here - kill those fuckers!
[4+1]
They are in.
Try to remember how I got in this here barn, and also what kind of deluded freak of nature I happen to be.
[2]
You know exactly how you got here, smart ass. Ah, yeah, you're a psyker. I'll let you work out what you can do.
Attempt to flee the ship in any way possible.
[5]
You escape in a life pod. Winning!
[muttering amongst the gods]
Ephara: "Never mind that artifact; it may've been the easiest to get, but I for one don't want to fight you all for it, and I feel I speak for my brothers and sisters as well. Keep it; we have more of the to find... Good luck with your unity.
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
[1]
DENIED
I want that artifact. Can't be duplicated, can't be teleported. It's like it is impervious to anything you or I can do...
Besides, I did the Anchorman reference and everything.
The Gods leave the battle to search for more artifacts.
PULL THE HONORLESS GODS BACK ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD
[5]
Back in.
Use the Nanoforge to create a wormhole key, use it on the black hole.
I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any posts from me during that time.
[3]
It malfunctions halfway through, sending you flying through time and space.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 08, 2014, 04:00:00 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 08, 2014, 04:01:38 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 08, 2014, 04:04:26 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 08, 2014, 05:01:27 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 08, 2014, 05:11:55 am
Post by: Propman on June 08, 2014, 05:30:23 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 08, 2014, 08:22:55 am
So... How about a quick raffle to satisfy everyone's bloodlust, then catpeople unification and artifact handover? I want some GM cred too, though - it might come in handy.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 08, 2014, 08:25:46 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 08, 2014, 08:27:11 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 09:10:40 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 08, 2014, 09:22:03 am
Post by: Beirus on June 08, 2014, 10:31:55 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 08, 2014, 11:30:22 am
Skip town, having used my powers to cheat at poker and thus had to hide in here all night.
Post by: da_nang on June 08, 2014, 01:51:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 08, 2014, 02:11:40 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 08, 2014, 03:46:12 pm
BRIBE DEMONS WITH CHOOZE
[2]
They don't eat or drink.
Find a way to acquire this...Artifact.
[3]
Just wipe out a squad of gods and a potato fortress. Simple.
Bah, Gallifrey can keep burning, make the Dalek homeworld instead.
[4]
Done. There isn't shit on it, though.
Mug someone,no way I'm doing a job for poo.((not poo, you dolt, the pay was just very low))
[2]
They pull an assault rifle on you. That was dumb.
drink from an potion of polymorph.
[6]
You are now a goat. PROGRESS
>Build it again! They can't keep falling down forever!
[6]
Then again...
Set up defenses, with the demons in the front row.
So... How about a quick raffle to satisfy everyone's bloodlust, then catpeople unification and artifact handover? I want some GM cred too, though - it might come in handy.
[1]
The defense is actually the shittiest planned thing ever. It makes the Maginot Line look like a stroke of genius.
Nylea: "You seem honourable enough. We'll agree with your terms if" *she pointedly looks at Slowpoke* "everyone else does."
[5]
Done deal, I guess.
... Demand a trial, win because there's a lack of evidence.
[1]
You fired a missile at a cruise ship, there's plenty of fucking evidence.
Take myfuture wife'scompanion's hand and run away more.
[4]
Fleeing is successful. A winner is you.
Climb the rope.
[5]
You climb up just in time to watch the staircase crumble below you. You carefully proceed back to the hole, and pop back outside into the cold. The wind has died down.
I'll assume that's a Fallout psyker.
Skip town, having used my powers to cheat at poker and thus had to hide in here all night.
[4]
Eh, good nuff for me.
Break free of bonds and FALCON PAUNCH captors
[6]
You break your arms in the process, but they're all knocked out.
I AM A SCYTHER
[2]
YOU MISSPELT LEMUR
Post by: kj1225 on June 08, 2014, 03:47:39 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 03:48:34 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 08, 2014, 03:51:30 pm
HEADSHOT DEMONS WITH DESCRTUCTO LASER
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 08, 2014, 03:51:50 pm
I NEVER HAD A MISSILE. WHERE WOULD I EVEN GET A MISSILE ON A DESERTED ISLAND?
THE MAGIC OF RETCON
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 08, 2014, 03:52:38 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 08, 2014, 04:17:24 pm
Head to the next town to ply my trade...
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 08, 2014, 04:29:20 pm
C'mon, I'm giving you a Western populated by genetic horrors. You can think of something interesting to throw at me with that, right?
Head to the next town to ply my trade...
((It's a western with 1000 years of upgraded technology in it. I'm trying to think of how to keep it still feeling like a western, while still being loaded with crazy steampunk tech.))
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 08, 2014, 04:33:53 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 04:36:44 pm
(( I was visiting my mum. Totally justified reason to not be living on the forums like always. That 5 still counts and I still have things to experiment on. ))
(( What's the status of the subplot I was gonna join? ))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 08, 2014, 04:44:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Wild_WestC'mon, I'm giving you a Western populated by genetic horrors. You can think of something interesting to throw at me with that, right?
Head to the next town to ply my trade...
((It's a western with 1000 years of upgraded technology in it. I'm trying to think of how to keep it still feeling like a western, while still being loaded with crazy steampunk tech.))
Post by: blazing glory on June 08, 2014, 05:58:04 pm
Take the assault rifle and run away.
Post by: Helgoland on June 08, 2014, 06:35:50 pm
Fondue my way to becoming leader of the newly unified catpeople.
Post by: Beirus on June 08, 2014, 07:07:09 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 08, 2014, 07:24:23 pm
(If already done, acquire new quest)
Post by: poketwo on June 08, 2014, 08:05:49 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 09, 2014, 12:46:56 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 09, 2014, 02:55:10 am
"So, any ideas for where to go?"
[3]
She blushes like crazy. Sigh.
I NEVER HAD A MISSILE. WHERE WOULD I EVEN GET A MISSILE ON A DESERTED ISLAND?
[2]
The magic of retcon.
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBB
HEADSHOT DEMONS WITH DESCRTUCTO LASER
[5]
You totally deck your allies. Smooth.
ACQUIRE ALL THE OTHER ARTIFACTS
[3]
You find one of them. Winning!
C'mon, I'm giving you a Western populated by genetic horrors. You can think of something interesting to throw at me with that, right?
Head to the next town to ply my trade...
[4]
You walk into the town, past a tesla spider tank, and into the casino. Time to make some money.
Locate Gods and Potato fortress. Go to Gods.
[4]
You sit in your life pod next to them. Yeaaah.
Experiment on adding and removing PSI and practice telekinesis by resequencing DNA
(( I was visiting my mum. Totally justified reason to not be living on the forums like always. That 5 still counts and I still have things to experiment on. ))
(( What's the status of the subplot I was gonna join? ))
[1]
You make more genetic aberrations. Smooth.
Build anti-Fonduism Daleks.
[6]
They're anti-everything-not-dalek too. BONUS
((I know but it could've been poo.))
Take the assault rifle and run away.
[6]
"You're being mugged!"
"Nope, you're being mugged."
"Gah, how does that even work?"
Okay, as soon as unification has happened, I'll hand you the artifact. How about we team up to find the others? There's bound to be a few interesting scraps for me along the way...
Fondue my way to becoming leader of the newly unified catpeople.
[5]
You are finally the leader of all the catpeople.
Find out where we need to go next.
[3]
"Back to the bunker. I need to grab some things first."
Back on the
All: Allow catpeople unification, then give artifact to GM.
(If already done, acquire new quest)
[5]
Yay! INFINITE CHEESE STRUCTURES
Erm, you guys need to find me... a dark core. They're inside those big black holes. Too much effort to replicate.
LEARN HOW TO CAST CURSES
[5]
WE CAST CURSES NOW
Healing spell on arms
[3]
Only nuff magic for one arm.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 09, 2014, 03:01:04 am
Purphoros forges another dark core. One that he won't throw at stars because Nylea rejected him.
Post by: kj1225 on June 09, 2014, 03:07:56 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 09, 2014, 03:31:10 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2014, 03:49:41 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 09, 2014, 04:27:13 am
TakeSnatch the assault rifle and run away.
Post by: Helgoland on June 09, 2014, 05:36:47 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 05:40:19 am
Make an army of genetic aberrations.
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 09:36:54 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 09, 2014, 10:11:15 am
USE TO MAKE DEMON SOUP
DRINK DEMON SOUP
Post by: Beirus on June 09, 2014, 11:32:41 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 09, 2014, 11:41:49 am
Post by: da_nang on June 09, 2014, 12:08:36 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 09, 2014, 02:15:31 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 10, 2014, 01:13:18 am
Show them that their most important and greatest enemy is the Order of Fonduism.
[2]
They go and attack space dolphins instead, and get their asses whooped.
Purphoros: "I never thought the skills I picked up in my... more melancholic phase would come in handy..."
Purphoros forges another dark core. One that he won't throw at stars because Nylea rejected him.
[2]
The attempt to replicate it fails.
They're tiny portable rips in reality. You aren't nearly strong enough to do that.
Also, I know dem feels man. Dem feels.
"Hm... Italian sound good?"
[5]
You have a wonderful dinner, after ditching the harem in a ball pit.
ARTIFACT HOARDING INTENSIFY
[6]
Only one thing to do: DRUNK SCIENCE!
ELDRITCH ARTIFACT FUN TIME ENSUES
YOU ARE NOW GOAT
Play Yu-Gi-Oh.
[4]
Your cards are shit.
TakeSnatch the assault rifle and run away.
[1]
He shoots you in the foot. OH THE PAIN
Assist LSP with all the might of the Unified Catpeople Republic!
[6]
Yeah, the UCR is now completely made up of goats.
Ah screw it.
Make an army of genetic aberrations.
[1]
All goats, each and every one.
In other words... The GM supplied illegal weapons, and screwed around with time! Arrest him, on the grounds that none of this makes sense anyways!
[3]
You forgot one tiny little detail: I control all of reality.
FIST OF JUSTICE
HARVEST DEMON BODIES
USE TO MAKE DEMON SOUP
DRINK DEMON SOUP
[6]
It turns you into a cheese demon. Winning!
Back on the snowmobile.
[4]
Back to the bunker you go.
"So, did you find anything on your little adventure?"
Head to the poker table, assessing the casino's bouncer on the way.
[5]
He's some buff guy who looks like he has rocks for brains. Pushover.
"You want in? Twenty dollars a game, my friend."
Drink Potion of Magicka, cast again.
[1]
None left.
Burst out of pod, ask for directions to the nearest ammo store.
[6]
You depressurize violently. You were in space. That was pretty dumb.
Post by: kj1225 on June 10, 2014, 01:15:13 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 10, 2014, 01:17:48 am
Have a lovely day!
Post by: blazing glory on June 10, 2014, 01:24:22 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 10, 2014, 01:41:38 am
Post by: da_nang on June 10, 2014, 02:07:17 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 10, 2014, 02:36:27 am
Ah screw it.(Hey! That's my schtick!)
Make an army of genetic aberrations.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm in all right."
Pay in, and do what I do best: cheat psychically.
Post by: Helgoland on June 10, 2014, 03:06:00 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 04:23:41 am
Giegue: Blind the GM with PK Flash
Post by: poketwo on June 10, 2014, 05:36:17 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 06:44:29 am
PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE START EXPYThere are so many things wrong with that statement.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 10, 2014, 06:55:19 am
PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE START EXPY
I'm quoting this so you don't try and change it. SO MUCH FAIL POTENTIAL
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 10, 2014, 07:06:10 am
Thassa creates a catcher out of the seas of wherever-we-are-ville.
Post by: poketwo on June 10, 2014, 08:04:03 am
WHAT, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE WHAT I WAS TYPING, OK. AND CMC ALREADY DID THATPUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE STARK EXPY
I'm quoting this so you don't try and change it. SO MUCH FAIL POTENTIAL
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 08:07:50 am
Yeah, but you already tried to change it. What blows my mind is that you corrected your "House Start" mistake in the quote but not in the actual post. ??? What's up with that?WHAT, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE WHAT I WAS TYPING, OK. AND CMC ALREADY DID THATPUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE STARK EXPY
I'm quoting this so you don't try and change it. SO MUCH FAIL POTENTIAL
Post by: Beirus on June 10, 2014, 10:35:02 am
Show Liara the bottle.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 10, 2014, 12:13:08 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 10, 2014, 01:40:31 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 11, 2014, 04:08:49 am
Nah, internet tests are dumb anyways.))
Yay! Romance.
[5]
Yaaaaaay. The harem is mostly disinterested now.
Have the GM get in deep shit for Attempted Homicide. Or at the very least Assault and Battery. Or at most, Homicide.
Have a lovely day!
[2]
You somehow end up in jail.
your lawyers suck
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM! EAT HIS GUN!
[1]
You eat bullets instead. Yaaay.
Find a Fonduism cultist and mash his brains into stew.
[2]
You're in jail with Lyeos.
ELDRITCH GOAT SIMULATOR GO!
[4]
Ramming, screaming, wanton destruction and licking ensues. OH DEAR GOD THE LICKING
Take out the conveniently hidden Potion of Magicka that was stored away in case all my other potions were used up. Drink and cast.
[6]
You don't remember the spell.
Ah screw it.(Hey! That's my schtick!)
Make an army of genetic aberrations.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm in all right."
Pay in, and do what I do best: cheat psychically.
[6]
One of the other players is a psyker too. You get caught.
ALL THE GOAT CHEESE FONDUE
[3]
Your party is trashed by LSP.
Aoroythe: Steal Giegue's goats, milk them, make cheese, sell half to Helgoland, make the other half into experimental Albino Chooze.
Giegue: Blind the GM with PK Flash
[6] Experimental Albino Chooze is a thing now. It's 90% more addictive.
[2] ::) >Still seeing in 3 dimensions
>mfw
PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN MY FORM INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS THE REPRESENTATION OF HOUSE STARK
[4]
The GM is more than happy to do so, shortly before disemboweling Joffery, teleporting Lord Tywin into orbit, teleporting Cersei to modern day India, and finding the true Targaryen heir to the throne.
NOW THAT'S DONE WITH, HEARD YOU FAGITOS LIKE SPOILERS
((note: roll a one and I will drop spoilers))
Phenax and Kruphix combine deceit and knowledge to defy the laws of physics, paraphysics, and even the shaky suggestions that govern counterphysics, to rotate a supermassive black hole toward them and launch its dark core at them.
Thassa creates a catcher out of the seas of wherever-we-are-ville.
[2]
The black hole doesn't eject it's core, instead expanding it's event horizon.
RUN AWAY
"I found a bottle of scotch and some shot glasses. Don't know how much it would be worth though."
Show Liara the bottle.
[6]
She jumps over and grabs the bottle.
"Shots. Now."
OFFER A PRAYER TO CHOOZETHULU BEFORE FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
[2]
NONE FOR THY
Bluff the universe, and get teleporting powers.
[2]
Universe isn't falling for your shit, and it turns you into a potato.
Post by: blazing glory on June 11, 2014, 04:20:38 am
Eat universe!
Post by: Helgoland on June 11, 2014, 04:33:12 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 11, 2014, 05:09:56 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 11, 2014, 05:35:48 am
Post by: poketwo on June 11, 2014, 05:43:49 am
FIND OUT ANY PHYSIOLOGICAL WEAKNESS IN THE GM
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 05:53:20 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 11, 2014, 07:28:14 am
OFFER A PRAYER TO CHOOZETHULU BEFORE FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
Post by: Propman on June 11, 2014, 07:48:56 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 10:19:43 am
Do my time.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 11, 2014, 11:11:44 am
Divert all blame to the other Psyker.
Post by: kj1225 on June 11, 2014, 11:19:13 am
Post by: Beirus on June 11, 2014, 01:18:59 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 11, 2014, 02:07:54 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 11, 2014, 02:10:28 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 11, 2014, 04:51:32 pm
((Well....we all know about your obsession with potatoes and cheese....))
Eat universe!
[4]
NOM
Everything is still normal inside it.
Turn back, then. Enough of this nonsense - it's well known that this kind of transformation wears off after a while.
[1]
Apparently it doesn't.
Squeeze some potatoes into mush out of spite.
[1]
TRAITOR
LOWER THAN POTATOISTS AND FONDUISTS BOTH
((my computer has accepted 'fonduists' to be a word. My life is weird.))
All: FLEE
[5]
A tiny little universe is created. Tiny still being 10 light years across, but you get the idea.
Grow one of the cores properly, and you can get a full sized universe. NOW TRY AGAIN
TURN IN ARTIFACTS IN ORDER TO FINISH OTHER PEOPLE'S SIDEQUESTS AND STEAL REWARDS
[4]
You get a shard of immortality.
You'll need to steal the rest from the gods, and vice versa.
"Oh, sorry, wrong curse for that"
FIND OUT ANY PHYSIOLOGICAL WEAKNESS IN THE GM
[5]
The list fills out several books.
Giegue: * shrugs, has no personal vendetta against the GM * * pets a goat * Find someone else to raise the goats, you don't really have time to be a shepherd, but you also don't want to just kill them or release them into the wild defenseless.
[4]
You sell them to a shepard. Winning.
OFFER A PRAYER TO CHOOZETHULU BEFORE FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
[1]
I ALREADY SAID NO DAMMIT
>Replace overshoots with epic successes. I'm tired of only having a 2/6 chance of doing something correctly.
[2]
But that's where all the fun comes from!
((... Supermax==> Jail seems like a win to me.))
Do my time.
[5]
You get booted out fairly quickly.
"What!? A Psyker playing poker!?"
Divert all blame to the other Psyker.
[6]
Now they're chasing the both of you. Smooth.
Now then, more helping people I suppose.
[4]
You only manage to liberate the one city.
Shots! Yay!
[6] ((my favourite number))
You both have a few too many. She's looking at you weird.
"Remember, damnit!"
[3]
The universe thinks for a moment.
You summon a goat.
Unpotato myself. Flip off the universe, and fly to the nearest planet.
[4]
Welcome to Cat Planet.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 11, 2014, 04:52:25 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 04:52:41 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 11, 2014, 04:53:37 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 11, 2014, 05:08:22 pm
Try to trip the other psyker up to by myself some time.
Post by: Beirus on June 11, 2014, 06:14:34 pm
Be drunk.
Post by: blazing glory on June 11, 2014, 09:40:52 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 11, 2014, 10:55:14 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 12, 2014, 01:14:02 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 12, 2014, 01:49:24 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 12, 2014, 04:05:23 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 12, 2014, 04:18:48 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 12, 2014, 04:26:26 am
Ask for directions to the nearest artifact.
[3]
You get misleading nonsense.
Go on a zany adventure.
[6]
SUCKER
BEGINNING TELEPORTATION
Lead glorious revolution against dictatortot!
[4]
You liberate another city! GLORIOUS VICTORY
(Why do I get the feeling I'm about to wind up with a supporting character, ally out of necessity?)
Try to trip the other psyker up to by myself some time.
[3]
He senses you're trying to trip him up, and he trips you instead. Fuck.
"Whut chu lookin' at me like that fer?"
Be drunk.
[6] ((Thank you, mighty RNG, for this glorious bounty of player failure.))
She starts crawling towards you.
"Y'know, reasons..."
All instincts tell you to flee.
Digest universe!
[1]
The universe explodes out of you. Fucking indigestion.
Now mash a wheel of cheese into the floor to drive the point home.
[1]
FIST OF JUSTICE
You're smeared on the wall. The GM is stroking the cheese.
Shh, you're safe now.
USE IMMORTALITY SHARD TO SIPHON THE UNIVERSE'S LIFE FORCE INTO A NICE, COMPACT BALL
[1]
Shards of immortality can't do that, apparently.
Sacrifice goat for healing powers
[5]
POWER OVERWHELMING
All: ONCE MORE WITH FEELING
[5]
You successfully extract a core, destroying a galaxy in the progress.
Good work! The sacrifice of 19 quintillion sentients was totally worth it!
Oh yeah, LSP stole one of your immortality fragments. Soznotsoz.
Find next artifact.
[3]
No clues to where it is.
Kill Lyeos.
[4]
ALL ABOARD THE SUBPLOT TRAIN
Post by: Helgoland on June 12, 2014, 04:27:48 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 12, 2014, 04:29:47 am
OFFER POWER TO LYEOS IF HE WANTS TO TEAM UP
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 12, 2014, 04:48:53 am
[her eyes start glowing as she speaks across dimensions]
"Hey honey, how are you? Just a quick question; are you booked, or do you have time for a small assassination?"
Vraska: "... I'll see..."
Vraska sees if she is available to assassinate LSP.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 12, 2014, 04:55:23 am
EAT THE SHARD
Post by: da_nang on June 12, 2014, 04:56:43 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 12, 2014, 05:32:30 am
Post by: Beirus on June 12, 2014, 08:13:22 am
Stand my ground. This isn't turning into one of those plots where a horde of psychotic girls chases one guy. Somebody else is already doing that.
Post by: kj1225 on June 12, 2014, 08:51:14 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 12, 2014, 09:05:34 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 09:52:12 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 10:22:49 am
(( Hey GM, what subplots do we have available? ))
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2014, 10:55:14 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 12, 2014, 02:25:22 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 12, 2014, 03:05:14 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 12, 2014, 06:04:49 pm
Trail LSP, then - he's bound to stumble on something interesting.
[4]
You trail him.
EAT CORPSE OF LYEOS
OFFER POWER TO LYEOS IF HE WANTS TO TEAM UP
[5]
Delicious.
Pharika: "Don't worry, I know someone..."
[her eyes start glowing as she speaks across dimensions]
"Hey honey, how are you? Just a quick question; are you booked, or do you have time for a small assassination?"
Vraska: "... I'll see..."
Vraska sees if she is available to assassinate LSP.
[4]
There's a single spot between the hundreds of "Kill the GM" contracts.
Ooh, fun.
well fuck it
EAT THE SHARD
[3]
You try eating it. It's not made of conventional matter. Curse you, digestive system!
Heal myself
[5]
All good.
Eat and digest the universe,again!
[6]
It falls out the already created hole. Damn it.
Reform around the cheese and absorb it.
[6]
You are now made of cheese. The GM has stuffed you in a cheese cellar.
"What are you doing?"
Stand my ground. This isn't turning into one of those plots where a horde of psychotic girls chases one guy. Somebody else is already doing that.
[2]
She tackle cuddles you, knocking you onto the floor.
For glorious revolution!
[6]
Your heroic actions acquire another harem! Girlfriend is pissed!
What now, dammit?!
[3]
You got murdered and eaten. Do ghost stuff, or something.
Giegue: Take a break from SCIENCE and INDUSTRY to go check out the sub-plots.
(( Hey GM, what subplots do we have available? ))
We have several available. If you're looking for buttmonkeydom, there's spots in punishment plotlines, as well as the Ice Age subplot having one slot open.
FIND OUT HOW THE GM MAKES THOSE SUBPLOTS OF HIS
[5]
You find a bottle of vodka and a laptop with TVTropes open.
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
Pray to survive this impending beating with a minimum of broken bones.
[3]
You only break 6! Hurrah!
Break the knees of one the cats. Ask for directions again.
[1]
They bash the shit out of you.
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 06:28:38 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 12, 2014, 06:35:37 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 12, 2014, 06:38:49 pm
Yep.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 06:58:47 pm
Aoroythe:Market both Chooze and New Albino Chooze
(( Meta-action: Remind GM of his status in my RTD and that it could all be taken away in a single Deus Ex Machina or Bolt of Divine Retribution. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 12, 2014, 07:03:31 pm
Find that other psyker.
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 07:07:25 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 12, 2014, 07:13:46 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 07:51:04 pm
((Dude, don't use your GM status in one rtd as leverage in another. That's not cool :())(( Ppfft. Yea. It's not as if I'm actually gonna do anything as long as he keeps being harmless and spacey. However, I fully expect, and am trying to provoke, a potato-strike. Not against Giegue though, just against me or Aoroythe. Think about how amazing a multi-thread potato-strike would be? So long as no innocent bystanders get hurt anyway. ))
Find that other psyker.
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2014, 08:31:41 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 12, 2014, 09:35:50 pm
USE THE GM'S SUBPLOT MAKING THING TO MAKE ONE USING ALL OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAKNESS BOOKS AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM TROPES FROM TVTROPES, SELECTED BY THE RANDOM BUTTON AND BY DRUNKENNESS, IN IT. ALSO THE GM IS THE ONE IN IT. AS THE WOOBIE
((this can go so wrong it isn't funny
its fucking hilarious))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 12, 2014, 11:10:25 pm
Vraska gathers her small troupe of assassins and begins hunting LSP.
Post by: da_nang on June 12, 2014, 11:31:30 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 12, 2014, 11:54:45 pm
PAWN IT FOR SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 13, 2014, 01:15:31 am
ALSO HAHAHAHA IM A ELDTRICH ABOMINATION CHEESE DEMON I HAVE NO HEART YOU MORON
Post by: Lyeos on June 13, 2014, 01:20:22 am
ALSO HAHAHAHA IM A ELDTRICH ABOMINATION CHEESE DEMON I HAVE NO HEART YOU MORON
((I don't believe that was ever explicitly stated. We'll have to see what the dice say, now won't we?))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 13, 2014, 02:27:51 am
Possess Darkpaladin's heart and make the damn thing stop beating.
[3]
He hasn't got one.
"I... don't even know at this point."
[2]
This does nothing to alleviate her pissery.
"I guess body heat is a good way to stay warm?"
Yep.
[5] ((fuck))
Well, I'll leave it to your imagination then.
I only filmed half of it, swearsies!
Giegue: Request a nice sub-plot that doesn't involve sadistic punishments, ironic hells and complete random BS
Aoroythe:Market both Chooze and New Albino Chooze
(( Meta-action: Remind GM of his status in my RTD and that it could all be taken away in a single Deus Ex Machina or Bolt of Divine Retribution. ))
[5]
He gets punt-kicked into the Ice Age universe.
[1]
Welcome to jail.
((Meta-roll: [1] POTATO STORM INBO- wait, let's turn this bitch up to eleven. MEGA POTATO HURRICANE INBOUND[/glow]
Trillions of giant, fast-moving potatoes. Have fun!))
((Dude, don't use your GM status in one rtd as leverage in another. That's not cool :())
Find that other psyker.
[2]
No trail.
Patch up my stomach and eat and digest the universe!
[5]
NOM
USE THE GM'S SUBPLOT MAKING THING TO MAKE ONE USING ALL OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAKNESS BOOKS AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM TROPES FROM TVTROPES, SELECTED BY THE RANDOM BUTTON AND BY DRUNKENNESS, IN IT. ALSO THE GM IS THE ONE IN IT. AS THE WOOBIE
[6]
All of this happens, except somewhere along the line you become the butt-monkey protagonist, and the GM is laughing from the sidelines.
I'm completely insane and all powerful. One can only imagine what manner of dark secrets scares me...
Vraska: "...Yeah, I've got a spot that I can move to now. Who's my prey now?.. One 'LordSlowpoke'? On it. Byyyye~"
Vraska gathers her small troupe of assassins and begins hunting LSP.
[5]
They manage to surround him.
See if I can "heal" the shield world with my powers
[1]
It's not alive, you silly goose.
THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS
PAWN IT FOR SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL
[4]
You trade it for a goat.
EXCORSISE LYEOS WITH CHEESE AND POTATOS
ALSO HAHAHAHA IM A ELDTRICH ABOMINATION CHEESE DEMON I HAVE NO HEART YOU MORON
[3]
You smear potatoes and cheese all over him. Yeah.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 13, 2014, 02:32:33 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 13, 2014, 02:43:02 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 13, 2014, 03:01:44 am
UNLEASH THE GOAT
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 13, 2014, 03:04:23 am
"YOU WANT IT SO MUCH? WELL HERE IT IS!"
UNLEASH THE GOAT
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
::)
Post by: Helgoland on June 13, 2014, 04:30:14 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 13, 2014, 04:33:06 am
Do it then. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatarsBay12Edition)
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 13, 2014, 04:34:25 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 13, 2014, 05:13:33 am
Celebrate our turning-back by a week-long empire-wide victory fondue.
Why 'Helga', though?
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 13, 2014, 05:35:45 am
i don't need to whip up names worthy of a batshit insane jrpg for everyone
Post by: kj1225 on June 13, 2014, 06:43:03 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 13, 2014, 06:48:43 am
Come on, I have work to do!DESTROY WORK
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 13, 2014, 06:53:23 am
i don't need to whip up names worthy of a batshit insane jrpg for everyone
I get the feeling that this was aimed at me.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 13, 2014, 07:40:58 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 13, 2014, 07:43:08 am
*draws open hand horizontally across neck, and grins*
Post by: Lyeos on June 13, 2014, 10:43:01 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 13, 2014, 11:09:52 am
Do one last job so I have enough cash to set myself on the straight-and-narrow:
1) Find a large casino where I'm not known
2) Scope the place out for other psykers
3) If there are none, do my thing.
Post by: Beirus on June 13, 2014, 12:07:11 pm
"So, is there somewhere we should be going next, or are we going to rest here for a while?"
Ask.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 13, 2014, 12:25:58 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 13, 2014, 12:28:59 pm
if it were awesome would you really need the gunsGuns make everything more awesome.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 13, 2014, 02:22:55 pm
I'M TIRED OF THIS CAT-PLANET BULLSHIT, I WANT TO GO BACK TO EARTH GODDAMMIT
Post by: da_nang on June 13, 2014, 03:02:03 pm
SHOOT THE CATSHeal the injured cats
"Gotta maintain good PR with 'em."
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 13, 2014, 04:53:07 pm
Vraska: "Where is the artifact, human?"
[6]
It's in some sort of high-tech alien facility.
Eat spicy curry! That'll heat up the universe!
[2]
No heat increase. You need go poop.
"YOU WANT IT SO MUCH? WELL HERE IT IS!"
UNLEASH THE GOAT
[5]
The goat is actually the goat from goat simulator, a 10/10 aberration. It destroys the assassins.
Roll around the cellar and look for the GM's dirty secrets.
[5]
You find a very large collection of softcore porn.
I deny nothing.
Edit TVTropes to create a subplot allowing me to get rid of all this goat hair, and goat digestive tract, and general goat-ness!
[4]
93% of the goats are now people again.
It is done.
Celebrate our turning-back by a week-long empire-wide victory fondue.
Why 'Helga', though?
[2]
ONE ACTION PER TURN, DOUCHE MUFFIN
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Come on, I have work to do!
[4]
She is still angry, but she's leaving you alone. VICTORY
Come on, I have work to do!DESTROY WORK
[6]
You re enslave the entire continent. WINNING X 2
Screw it. Start making members of KJ's harem drop like flies.
[2]
They kick the shit out of you. Stupid battle harem.
"This can't go on..."
Do one last job so I have enough cash to set myself on the straight-and-narrow:
1) Find a large casino where I'm not known
2) Scope the place out for other psykers
3) If there are none, do my thing.
[1]
They hire psykers as security.
((Smurfington, my imagination says it was awesome and Liara is Kate Upton. Also, my imagination gave me an AK47 and 3 clips of ammo for it, along with a M1911 pistol and 3 clips for that as well. Clips with proper ammo. Oh, and I get to drive the snowmobile to whatever our next destination in this Ice Age is. You see what happens when you leave it up to my imagination? It gives me guns.))((No guns for you. You can have the others though.))
"So, is there somewhere we should be going next, or are we going to rest here for a while?"
Ask.
[4]
"Yeah, we'll need to go to town and sell off some of this stuff."
SHOOT THE CATS
I'M TIRED OF THIS CAT-PLANET BULLSHIT, I WANT TO GO BACK TO EARTH GODDAMMIT
[1]
You're in space-jail.
SHOOT THE CATSHeal the injured cats
"Gotta maintain good PR with 'em."
[1]
You're in space-jail too.
Post by: Lyeos on June 13, 2014, 04:54:06 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 13, 2014, 04:55:02 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 13, 2014, 04:56:24 pm
Of course, all that only applies if he is willing to agree that we will at worst, not harm each other.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 13, 2014, 05:00:49 pm
Mayhap you could help me get out of here?
Post by: Helgoland on June 13, 2014, 05:05:42 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 13, 2014, 05:16:12 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 05:22:32 pm
Aoroythe: Serve jail time.
Post by: blazing glory on June 13, 2014, 05:30:33 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 13, 2014, 07:29:07 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 13, 2014, 10:51:40 pm
Vraska: Slit LSP's throat, then flee to where the Gods are. Planeswalker powers activate!
[GOAT INTENSIFIES]
Post by: Beirus on June 14, 2014, 01:14:17 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 14, 2014, 01:54:13 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 14, 2014, 03:14:04 am
((I just realised I could just get Vraska to look at shit until it dies. She IS a gorgon, after all.))((That name is very close to a Homestuck character. And yet her innate ability is much more pleasant.))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 14, 2014, 03:38:16 am
((I just realised I could just get Vraska to look at shit until it dies. She IS a gorgon, after all.))((That name is very close to a Homestuck character. And yet her innate ability is much more pleasant.))
((Vriska and Vraska would have such a love/hate/I'm-pissed-at-you-let's-fuck relationship.))
Post by: kj1225 on June 14, 2014, 03:39:07 am
((So... Blackrom.))((I just realised I could just get Vraska to look at shit until it dies. She IS a gorgon, after all.))((That name is very close to a Homestuck character. And yet her innate ability is much more pleasant.))
((Vriska and Vraska would have such a love/hate/I'm-pissed-at-you-let's-fuck relationship.))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 14, 2014, 03:40:36 am
((So... Blackrom.))((I just realised I could just get Vraska to look at shit until it dies. She IS a gorgon, after all.))((That name is very close to a Homestuck character. And yet her innate ability is much more pleasant.))
((Vriska and Vraska would have such a love/hate/I'm-pissed-at-you-let's-fuck relationship.))
((*quickly checks Homestuck wiki as Homestuck knowledge is only gleaned from Tumblr* Yes. Blackrom.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 14, 2014, 07:18:05 am
Possess their hearts, make them stop. I am a ghost, after all.
[1]
You get ghostbusted.
Free continent! I AM EL PRESIDENTE DAMN IT!
[1]
The continent remains under the enemies iron grip.
And your girlfriend left you.
Flay a random slave alive and have Lyeos posses him. Graft Lyeos's original skin onto the dead slave before he posses the body, and give him some power once he does, if he wants to. Let him keep his ghost powers.
Of course, all that only applies if he is willing to agree that we will at worst, not harm each other.
[3]
You get jailed for mistreating your slaves.
Attempt to break out.
Mayhap you could help me get out of here?
[1]
You're inside a bubble of solid metal. Occasionally, they drop in meals.
MAKE GOAT CHEESE FROM THE MILK OF OUR BRETHREN (OR SISTHREN, WHICHEVER WORKS BETTER) AND THEN FINALLY, THE FONDUE111!11!1
[4]
Fondue party get!
"Outrageous! I demand a trial!"
[1]
NO
Giegue: Survive
Aoroythe: Serve jail time.
[2] Dead.
[6]Still waiting...
Meh,poop in the toilet.
[2]
There's no toilet.
Vraska: Slit LSP's throat, then flee to where the Gods are. Planeswalker powers activate!
[GOAT INTENSIFIES]
[1]VS[1]
You both faceplant explicitly.
Use the evidence to blackmail the GM into removing Fonduism from the universe.
[6]
Option two: I beat the shit out of your bitch ass.
And so he does.
Go sell stuff in town.
[5]
Back on the snowmobile. You peddle off some wires and fuel for a big crate of supplies, and you drag it back to the bunker.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 14, 2014, 07:23:08 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 14, 2014, 07:26:14 am
Spoiler: Meter (click to show/hide)
What could it possibly measure? Destruction of the universe? How many super-powered artifacts are left? How much softcore porn I still need to collect? The possibilities are endless.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 14, 2014, 07:31:33 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 14, 2014, 07:36:44 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 14, 2014, 07:38:16 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 14, 2014, 07:42:03 am
TURN VRASKA INTO GOAT IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE FACEPLANT BUDDY
Vraska: LOOK AT HIM AND TURN HIM TO STONE OR SLIT HIS THROAT; AND DO THE SAME FOR HIS GOAT
Post by: kj1225 on June 14, 2014, 08:39:50 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 14, 2014, 09:20:22 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 14, 2014, 09:20:43 am
Post by: poketwo on June 14, 2014, 09:35:37 am
Post by: da_nang on June 14, 2014, 11:17:50 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 14, 2014, 11:22:34 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 14, 2014, 11:23:56 am
Use molten, fiery RAGE to escape my prison.
Post by: Beirus on June 14, 2014, 11:27:12 am
Post by: da_nang on June 14, 2014, 11:38:02 am
da_nang, we might be able to reach an... agreement. Where is that prison of yours located, again?You tell me. It's dark, cold and I have no idea how I got here. All I did was heal injured cat people and then wham - instant prison.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 14, 2014, 11:41:19 am
You're on the Cat Planet. The fact that you followed me there is odd.da_nang, we might be able to reach an... agreement. Where is that prison of yours located, again?You tell me. It's dark, cold and I have no idea how I got here. All I did was heal injured cat people and then wham - instant prison.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 14, 2014, 01:44:33 pm
Vraska: Slit LSP's throat, then flee to where the Gods are. Planeswalker powers activate!Oi, yer almost takin me color!
Having hit rock bottom, get drunk in the nearest establishment.
Post by: Helgoland on June 14, 2014, 02:04:49 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 14, 2014, 02:05:54 pm
i'll be able to blow up prisons once i'm done polymorphing assassouts into goats for faceslamming purposes
hold your nyans
Post by: Helgoland on June 14, 2014, 02:06:58 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 14, 2014, 02:09:01 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 14, 2014, 02:12:56 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 14, 2014, 02:14:52 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 14, 2014, 02:15:57 pm
No revolutions under my watch!
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 14, 2014, 02:16:28 pm
Dude, don't explode mah prisons!If I succeed my action...Uhm...Whoops.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 14, 2014, 02:16:48 pm
for not exploding the prisons
the prospect here is a lizard owing me a favor which can be very useful how do you outweigh this
Explode them for the revolution!
this is not a viable thing since helga is the communist here and being the counterrevolution is super rude
Post by: kj1225 on June 14, 2014, 02:22:50 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 14, 2014, 03:42:26 pm
Okay, next turn, I'll bust you out - you get a government job, and help with the repressing of pesky natives. Deal?Which natives are we talking about here?
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 14, 2014, 05:13:49 pm
BOOST METER
[4]
WELP
TURN VRASKA INTO GOAT IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE FACEPLANT BUDDY
[5]
Vraska is now a goat.
Then take a dump in the nearest container.
[5]
You do a poop in a dumpster.
TURN VRASKA INTO GOAT IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE FACEPLANT BUDDY
Vraska: LOOK AT HIM AND TURN HIM TO STONE OR SLIT HIS THROAT; AND DO THE SAME FOR HIS GOAT
[2]
You are a goat, and find this to be rather difficult.
Lead glorious underground revolution five years later and free the continent.
[6]
It fails. Dramatically so.
Expand our glorious empire, crushing any resistance beneath our heel. And beneath our +1, let's not forget that.
[2+1]
You gain about 3 metres.
Ghost-bust out?
[3]
They suck you back in. Stupid loops!
MEGA SUICIDE
[1]
You can't find anything to impale yourself on.
Be interviewed by multiversal press. Let the multiverse know how horrible this prison is to imprison an innocent like me. Make sure the scandal secures my release.
[4]
FREEDOM
Mainly to shut you up, granted, but you are free.
Know what? KNOW WHAT!? I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT, YOU GM-ESQUE GOD! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU!
Use molten, fiery RAGE to escape my prison.
[6]
Now you're depressurised, floating through space. Well done.
When your eyes glisten with shame and rage, I drink your tears.
Check what supplies we got.
[6]
A good deal of food and water, a handgun with 2 clips for you and... a pregnancy test?
FUCK
Vraska: Slit LSP's throat, then flee to where the Gods are. Planeswalker powers activate!Oi, yer almost takin me color!
Having hit rock bottom, get drunk in the nearest establishment.
[4]
Yay for drunk!
Free the rest of the cheese from the evil GM.
[2]
The rest of the cheese is inanimate. Curses.
Post by: Lyeos on June 14, 2014, 05:15:36 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 14, 2014, 05:17:18 pm
PROCURE INSTRUMENTS
MAKE NEWGOAT FACEPLANT INTO DRUMS REPEATEDLY WHILE GOATSIMGOAT AND GOATSELF ARE ON GUITAR AND SYNTH RESPECTIVELY
Post by: WillowLuman on June 14, 2014, 05:20:22 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 14, 2014, 05:22:10 pm
Post by: da_nang on June 14, 2014, 05:25:20 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 14, 2014, 05:40:55 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 14, 2014, 06:00:35 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 14, 2014, 06:09:40 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 14, 2014, 06:09:46 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 14, 2014, 06:45:08 pm
Post by: NAV on June 14, 2014, 06:45:48 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 14, 2014, 07:47:45 pm
Figure out what to do now.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 14, 2014, 10:40:42 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 02:01:25 am
Giegue: Respawn
Aoroythe: Be on best behaviour to help get out quicker.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 15, 2014, 03:52:10 am
Make a deal for my freedom. Namely, I go free and kill who they need me to kill.
[6]
They change the contract to say that you need to steal seven kilograms of the GM's best cheese.
oh well no prison explosions necessary
PROCURE INSTRUMENTS
MAKE NEWGOAT FACEPLANT INTO DRUMS REPEATEDLY WHILE GOATSIMGOAT AND GOATSELF ARE ON GUITAR AND SYNTH RESPECTIVELY
[5]
BAND GET
Drunken sadness montage, hopefully ending with stumbling onto the doorstep of some kindly person.
[2]
If you mean an alley, then yes, you stumbled into an alley.
Track down da_nang. Follow him.
[2]
You have no idea what you are doing.
Go back to leading reptile civilization. Come up with a worthwhile megaproject to work on.
[4]
And so, the construction of a giant statue of the GM is underway.
*claps like cymbal monkey* +1 for whomever controls it!
Establish a cultural exchange with the reptile civilization.
[2]
*farting noise*
BOOST METER TO FULL WITH MAGIC
[1]
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
That meter measured the amount of torturous nonsense the GM could dish out.
It's like christmas morning...
Free the planet!
[3]
You free a watchtower. Progress!
Set fire to the dumpster's contents.
[2]
You choke on your own poo gas.
Animate the cheese and free it.
[1]
You deanimate yourself. Winning.
PUT MY ARM IN MY THROAT
[6]
You tear off your arm and stuff it in your mouth.
Sup?
[1]
You are. Because you're in orbit. Because reasons.
((Damn my imagination and its faulty contraception.))
Figure out what to do now.
[4]
Taking responsibility seems like a good idea.
Reinforced by an iron fist too!
Vraska: UNGOAT AND KILL
[2]
You can't, you're an important member of the band.
(( Meta-action: Don't take this in a pissy way because I'm tired/depressed/withdrawing/hormonally imbalanced/moody for some other reason))
Giegue: Respawn
Aoroythe: Be on best behaviour to help get out quicker.
((meta-action: [4]Shh, you be needin sleepytimes. Leave lack of sleep for us insane ones.))
[1] None for thy!
[5] You get put out. YAY
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 03:55:58 am
Giegue: Be an impossible to find pale corpse on a snowy/icy background
Aoroythe: Begin lobbying for the legalization of Chooze.
Post by: blazing glory on June 15, 2014, 04:06:52 am
Pulverize the dumpster.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 15, 2014, 04:10:40 am
Post by: da_nang on June 15, 2014, 04:19:40 am
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 15, 2014, 04:30:41 am
ONE UP DANANG BY MAKING A STATUE THATS AT LEAST TEN TIMES AS GOOD
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 15, 2014, 04:50:11 am
Great I'm choking on the universe in poo form.
FRONT
PAGE
WORTHY
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 15, 2014, 06:20:58 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 15, 2014, 06:32:01 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 15, 2014, 08:42:57 am
Post by: NAV on June 15, 2014, 08:44:45 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 15, 2014, 09:41:39 am
If the meter for tortuous nonsense is empty that means that there isn't any to be dished out.
Post by: Beirus on June 15, 2014, 01:35:19 pm
Be responsible, I guess.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 15, 2014, 02:59:27 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on June 15, 2014, 04:10:09 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 15, 2014, 09:16:34 pm
(( Yeah.. you're probably right. ))
Giegue: Be an impossible to find pale corpse on a snowy/icy background
Aoroythe: Begin lobbying for the legalization of Chooze.
[5] Yay. You aren't completely dead though, so pain.
[2]It's the most addictive substance on Earth. Heck no.
Great I'm choking on the universe in poo form.
Pulverize the dumpster.
[3]
You continue to choke on poo gas.
>GOAT ENSEMBLE: RIDE INTO MEGAPROJECT
[1]
Your band gets lost.
Set up competent security forces around the megaproject to protect it from sabotage and other shenanigans.
[6]
You forget to include yourself in the security listings. You're sitting outside.
Reanimate myself.
[4]
You are semi-mobile.
HOOORAY
ONE UP DANANG BY MAKING A STATUE THATS AT LEAST TEN TIMES AS GOOD
[1]
IT SUCKS, DO IT AGAIN
Vraska: EPIC SOLO, THEN UNGOAT AND KILL
[6]
You knock yourself out while beating your head on the drums.
Conquer statue in the wake of LSP's charge.
[4]
You jump the fence. VICTORY
Figure out where the fuck I am and what I'm doing.
[6]
You were in a dumpster the whole time, high off your ass.
Orbital bombardment.
[3]
Less bombardment and more crashing into a building.
Freedom!
If the meter for tortuous nonsense is empty that means that there isn't any to be dished out.
[2]
NOPE
Be responsible, I guess.
[4]
Well then, someone's getting married.
Become Western drifter, ride them rails.
[5]
You catch a good train.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 15, 2014, 09:20:15 pm
Here we go again...Oi, God, if you're listening, could you like, bugger off for a bit, or something?
Post by: kj1225 on June 15, 2014, 09:22:16 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 15, 2014, 09:36:23 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 15, 2014, 09:44:46 pm
Go scavenge a ring from somewhere. A nice ring that isn't owned by Liara/Kate Upton.
Post by: NAV on June 15, 2014, 09:49:36 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 15, 2014, 10:51:23 pm
((Where am I supposed I find a Best Man in an Ice Age? Not like I can just invite the GM.))
((Can and will break down the foundations of reality for guests. Que the wedding crashers.))
Post by: Beirus on June 15, 2014, 11:06:13 pm
((Well, I hope they bring gifts.))((Where am I supposed I find a Best Man in an Ice Age? Not like I can just invite the GM.))
((Can and will break down the foundations of reality for guests. Que the wedding crashers.))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 15, 2014, 11:48:22 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 16, 2014, 12:02:39 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 16, 2014, 12:14:54 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 16, 2014, 12:30:01 am
tell you what
you hand me a random god of yours, i ungoat vraska and everyone peacefully heads to their own shenanigans
preferably someone who knows their shit around music
Post by: Helgoland on June 16, 2014, 01:34:34 am
Post by: da_nang on June 16, 2014, 02:10:10 am
Take over Reptile civ."Oi! Hands off!"
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 16, 2014, 02:17:19 am
i'm sorta tired of this humiliation sidequest
tell you what
you hand me a random god of yours, i ungoat vraska and everyone peacefully heads to their own shenanigans
preferably someone who knows their shit around music
((I'll get Erebos or Athreos to resurrect Xenagos. He was literally the God of Revels. Revels as is parties.))
Post by: Helgoland on June 16, 2014, 03:14:30 am
"Oi! Hands off!"Changed it.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 16, 2014, 04:23:27 am
Get up, brush off my duster and my gun, and punch a hobo.
Here we go again...Oi, God, if you're listening, could you like, bugger off for a bit, or something?
[1]
The hobo beats your ass.
With your shitty luck? Fat chance.
Viva la revolution!
[4]
You liberate another few cities.
Set fire to poo gas.
[3]
Nothing happens. Do you even fuel chemistry?
((Where am I supposed I find a Best Man in an Ice Age? Not like I can just invite the GM.))
Go scavenge a ring from somewhere. A nice ring that isn't owned by Liara/Kate Upton.
[5]
You find a 5-carat diamond ring. Winning.
Set fire to the cheese cellar and make an awesome getaway with 2 sexy wenches.
[2]
- It's a cellar. Not made of burnable things.
- There are no women there, just the accumulated porn stash of an immortal, sociopathic controller of gods.
- You are an inanimate wheel of cheese.
"I do believe I'm crashing into this building."
[3]
Yes, quite.
You bury yourself below a mountain of rubble.
Ride them rails to adventure and prosperity!
[3]
You ride them to poverty.
RIDE LOSTNESS TO ADVENTURE AND GOAT SHENANIGANS
[4]
YOU ARE AT GOAT CITY NOW
Vraska: Hide somewhere and ungoat.
[6]
You ungoat.
I got photos and everything. HA!
Gain influence in Reptile civ by establishing trade relations.
[5]
Fancy trading company. Bah.
Take over Reptile civ."Oi! Hands off!"
[2]
You throw a tantrum.
"They called off the order, calm down.
Post by: Helgoland on June 16, 2014, 04:25:15 am
Recruit elite Reptile units, to be used as shock troops.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 16, 2014, 04:26:08 am
ALSO GOAT
AND GOAT
ALSO INCLUDED: GOAT
Post by: da_nang on June 16, 2014, 04:27:26 am
"There will be no culture flipping here!"
Post by: blazing glory on June 16, 2014, 04:28:29 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 16, 2014, 04:31:49 am
Set up our own influence structures and re-education centers.I ain't trying no culture flipping, I'm going for peaceful unification without one side being dominant! Those shock troops are for the colonies! (And for crushing the revolution, possibly.)
"There will be no culture flipping here!"
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 16, 2014, 05:30:52 am
this type of butt monkey http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey
Sega Genesis console http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 16, 2014, 06:52:25 am
Rendezvous with the Gods with the information re: artifact.
Post by: kj1225 on June 16, 2014, 09:44:00 am
Post by: Beirus on June 16, 2014, 12:07:59 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 16, 2014, 12:12:52 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 16, 2014, 12:37:45 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 01:20:18 pm
Aoroythe: Bribe way to victory, get Chooze legalized
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 16, 2014, 01:54:39 pm
No. I won't give in to you or your bullshit. My luck might be low, but I've got the guts to fight, fair and square. Unlike you.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 04:03:02 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 17, 2014, 01:21:25 am
Where is that revolution, anyway?
Recruit elite Reptile units, to be used as shock troops.
[1]
None for you.
ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL GOAT
ALSO GOAT
AND GOAT
ALSO INCLUDED: GOAT
[5]
OH GOD SO MANY GOATS
Set up our own influence structures and re-education centers.
"There will be no culture flipping here!"
[4]
The citizens occasionally go to them.
REVERSE THE POLARITY!
[3]
You try reversing the polarity. It no work, because this is a fire in a dumpster.
Reincarnate as the Omega Potato, with the duty of protecting Potatoism and crushing any foul heresy.
[6]
Fonduism falls under the protectorate. You also swore to serve the GM.
A-ha-ha, ha-ha.
Make The video game console called Sega Genesis all butt monkeys.
this type of butt monkey http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey
Sega Genesis console http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis
[2]
Mhm, mhm... what?
Vraska: "Keep the images, I'm just glad to be bipedal again."
Rendezvous with the Gods with the information re: artifact.
[6]
They're sitting around like lemons.
BTW uploaded them on the multiversal internet. Anyhow, I want you to bring me a sandwich. A good one too, none of your butter crap.
Yes, more freedom! I'm the only 'evil' overlord around here damn it!
[1]
You lose all your progress in one brutal counter attack.
Make with the proposing.
[6]
She accepts. Then you find out she wasn't pregnant.
DO SOMETHING
[6]
You shoot yourself. FOR SCIENCE BITCHES
(Please give me an NPC or something to interact with :()
[MERCY]
Someone finds you out on the street, and drags you inside.
Giegue: Crawl to someplace warmer
Aoroythe: Bribe way to victory, get Chooze legalized
[4]
You crawl inside a room. You get quite a crowd as a result.
[2]
Still illegal.
Slowly rise up again, and try again.
No. I won't give in to you or your bullshit. My luck might be low, but I've got the guts to fight, fair and square. Unlike you.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[6]
Your luck is low, so you attack someone that influences luck? Real smooth.
The hobos rebash you to make sure you stay down.
7 Kilos of the GM's best cheese? If it's that good, it must be treasure! And what do I happen to have a +3 bonus to obtaining? Treasure!
[3+3]
The cheese is stolen from you after you brag about it.
Post by: kj1225 on June 17, 2014, 01:23:17 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 17, 2014, 01:28:52 am
Vraska: "I shall consent. Enjoy your images of a fungus-covered gorgon, multiversal internet." ::)
"And as for the sandwich... For your safety, I will assume that that was a request for an artifact, and not a brazen display of misogyny. Purphoros, you are the God of Creation, correct?"
Purphoros: "On it, snake girl."
Purphoros makes an astounding sandwich, filled with a magical spread that tastes however the eater wishes.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 17, 2014, 01:29:03 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 17, 2014, 01:29:39 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 17, 2014, 01:30:34 am
Make The video game console called Sega Genesis all butt monkeys.
this type of butt monkey http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey
Sega Genesis console http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis
[2]
Mhm, mhm... what?
[/quote]
SHOUT OUT LAST ACTION VIA TV
Post by: kj1225 on June 17, 2014, 01:31:39 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 17, 2014, 01:33:54 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 17, 2014, 01:35:11 am
Post by: Beirus on June 17, 2014, 03:29:13 am
Send out inter dimensional wedding invitations and ask GM to be my Best Man. I expect an awesome bachelor party.
Post by: da_nang on June 17, 2014, 04:46:19 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 17, 2014, 09:47:06 am
Post by: NAV on June 17, 2014, 10:25:30 am
Post by: poketwo on June 17, 2014, 10:39:42 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 17, 2014, 01:52:54 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 18, 2014, 03:37:23 am
Acquire bonus to doing good! Because why should greedy bastards get all the good stuff?
[3]
You get a +0.0000000000001.
Pharika: "Why you sleazy son of a--"
Vraska: "I shall consent. Enjoy your images of a fungus-covered gorgon, multiversal internet." ::)
"And as for the sandwich... For your safety, I will assume that that was a request for an artifact, and not a brazen display of misogyny. Purphoros, you are the God of Creation, correct?"
Purphoros: "On it, snake girl."
Purphoros makes an astounding sandwich, filled with a magical spread that tastes however the eater wishes.
[5]
You've seen Earth's internet, right? Trillions upon trillions are into that shit across the multiverse. In other news:
THIS SAMMICH IS GOOD
"Uhg... who're you? Watcha want? I ain't got a damn dollar, ya can search me all ya like."
[4]
"Alright, butthead, get up."
Terms of the contract only said I had to steal it, not deliver it. Mission = Success?
[4]
Eh, whatever.
SHOUT OUT LAST ACTION VIA TV
[2]
I SAID NO
GOATSTAMPEDE NEAREST MACGUFFIN TO SHREDS
[6]
You trample the GM's sandwich.
MOTHERFUCKER
KICK OF VENGEANCE
ADD POLARITY TO DUMPSTER.
[6]
IT FLIES INTO ORBIT BECAUSE REASONS
((I knew I shoulda checked the pregnancy test. Still, it was gonna happen anyway with her being the only person I've run into in this Ice Age and all.))
Send out inter dimensional wedding invitations and ask GM to be my Best Man. I expect an awesome bachelor party.
[5]
Everyone get an invitation, except LSP, because he fucked with the sandwich.
Also, the most bitching bachelor party. Timestopped location, 3 weeks of pure fucking awesome.
((So I've sworn to protect Potatoism and Fonduism while serving the GM, I have an idea!))
Destroy Cheesism out of spite.
[4]
Fonduism is the true way, anyhow.
Continue working on megaproject
[4]
It's slow progress.
Chip in with da_nang, occasionally quoting Bismarck.
[2]
You aren't allowed in.
Emerge from the rubble and rebuild.
[2]
NO
YOU SIT UNDER THAT RUBBLE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
VOMIT ON EVERYTHING
[3]
YOU VOMIT ON YOU
GROSS
Seethe with hatred.
[1]
*repeatedly pokes him in eye*
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 18, 2014, 03:40:50 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 18, 2014, 03:45:17 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 18, 2014, 03:49:47 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 18, 2014, 04:45:50 am
The Gods shrink to a normal size (About two metres tall, with Pharika only stretching about twelve metres), then they and Vraska get dressed formally and go to the wedding.
Post by: Helgoland on June 18, 2014, 05:25:50 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 18, 2014, 05:43:11 am
Post by: NAV on June 18, 2014, 06:42:55 am
Post by: da_nang on June 18, 2014, 06:43:40 am
Put on top hat, monocle and my standard black leather clothes with hood and cloak. Attend wedding.
Post by: Propman on June 18, 2014, 08:18:57 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 18, 2014, 10:21:46 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 18, 2014, 11:08:54 am
Post by: Beirus on June 18, 2014, 11:21:07 am
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2014, 11:54:17 am
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 18, 2014, 11:57:41 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 18, 2014, 02:16:46 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 18, 2014, 02:51:12 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 18, 2014, 05:20:26 pm
Spoiler: Layout for the Wedding: (click to show/hide)
CONTINUE STAMPEDE MACGUFFINWARDS
[2]
You get thrown in an endless ballpit.
Bring a tyrants head on a pike to the bachelor party. And a stripper in a cake. You know, classic shit.
[6]
You bring a tyrant's head on a pike in a cake. No one is amused.
Bring back the dumpster from orbit,bring it to the party.
[2]
You get trapped in orbit.
Vraska's and Nylea's eyes light up. "A WEDDING!!"
The Gods shrink to a normal size (About two metres tall, with Pharika only stretching about twelve metres), then they and Vraska get dressed formally and go to the wedding.
[5]
You get to sit in the good seats. Winning.
Yeah, wedding shit. Try not to sleep with the bride.
[4]
You try your very hardest.
Look up about the history of video games to see how many units have been sold.
[4]
19 thousand or so.
Clean my treads on the carpets at the party while spreading Potatoism.
[6]
INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER
Crash the party. Summon potato salad.
[4]
Your gatecrashing is forgiven, because you brang food.
"A wedding? Hmm..."
Put on top hat, monocle and my standard black leather clothes with hood and cloak. Attend wedding.
[4]
Quite dapper.
>Try once again to build a tower-city.
[6]
And so, it falls down again.
Attend the wedding. Spike the drinks.
[3]
You get caught.
INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER
SWITCHING BACK TO SKULL SCIENCE GUY FOR NOW, attend the wedding.
[5]
You also get a good seat.
Bring sexy backGet ready for the ceremony and whatnot.
[4]
No small amount of fuckery, but everything gets done in the end.
GO TO WEDDING, EAT THE PERSON THAT IS NOT THE GM NEXT TO ME
[4]
You eat someone in the dome.
Go on a slapping spree at the ceremony
[2]
INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER
SEETHE. HARDER.
[6]
The GM makes this play on loop in your head. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4vpBw3pf58)
Leave from my recluse and hermit life where I don't actually do anything interesting, just watching the show of the 'verse, to attend the wedding and ensuing party. Bring the perfect gift, straight from the Nanoforge.
[4]
You bring a lump of platinum. Everyone loves platinum.
Post by: Lyeos on June 18, 2014, 05:22:04 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 18, 2014, 05:22:45 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 18, 2014, 05:25:06 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 18, 2014, 05:27:14 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 18, 2014, 05:29:34 pm
Break out of it.
Post by: blazing glory on June 18, 2014, 05:30:56 pm
Grab a nearby space ship,crash into a clothing store,pick out a tuxedo,and rush to the wedding.
Post by: Beirus on June 18, 2014, 05:31:40 pm
Double check that the GM has the ring. Wait for the ceremony to start.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 18, 2014, 05:45:32 pm
Aoroythe: Cater wedding
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 18, 2014, 07:04:43 pm
Wait. Whose wedding is this?
Post by: blazing glory on June 18, 2014, 07:07:08 pm
Attend wedding.
Wait. Whose wedding is this?
Beirus's.
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2014, 07:09:59 pm
Post by: NAV on June 18, 2014, 07:15:45 pm
Who's the groom?
Post by: Beirus on June 18, 2014, 07:34:05 pm
Attend wedding. Keep alert for robots. Or rabbits. Or red flowers.Me.
Who's the groom?
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 18, 2014, 08:11:03 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 18, 2014, 09:45:46 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 18, 2014, 10:00:07 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 18, 2014, 10:02:27 pm
Get out of meh fruit bowl and go to the wedding "Hey Ima coming to" (<-- did I do that right?):D
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 19, 2014, 01:48:21 am
... Go through the Dome. Ghostlyness has advantages.
[1]
Dome is secured. Nothing gets out.
Give genetic aberrations as wedding gift.
[3]
They eat a guest.
INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER
Fine, I'll eat my own cake. No one respects good gifts these days.
[1]
You eat some of the head without realising.
Compare that number to what The competing video game systems have sold.
[2]
Sales are in the millions.
dome? What dome? More like a foam dome.
Break out of it.
[2]
NOPE
Noooo I'll be late for the wedding!
Grab a nearby space ship,crash into a clothing store,pick out a tuxedo,and rush to the wedding.
[4]
Just in time.
((I'll be happy to take the pike as a wedding gift. I can use it to hunt narwhals or polar bears or whatever animals are in the Ice Age. Also, any chance the GM would be willing to provide a honeymoon subplot somewhere that isn't in an Ice Age before returning to the Ice Age subplot? Like maybe some sort of tropical island with a bar that serves drinks with tiny umbrellas in them.))
Double check that the GM has the ring. Wait for the ceremony to start.
[5]
The GM is in human form, in a white tux, and has not lost the ring, or turned it into a potato. Yet.
"You ready?"
Break out of the dome because reasons, wear a top hat because reasons also.
[3]
You try breaking through the dome. Fail.
Giegue: Attend wedding.
Aoroythe: Cater wedding
[1] INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER
[4] You provide a decent spread.
Attend wedding.
Wait. Whose wedding is this?
[5]
You get a good seat, near the various pantheons of gods.
BREAK THE DOME FROM THE INSIDE IF I'M IN THE DOME, IF NOT, EAT MORE NON-GM PEOPLE
[3]
NO ESCAPE
Attend wedding. Keep alert for robots. Or rabbits. Or red flowers.
Who's the groom?
[2]
You charge a display with roses on it.
INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER
The Gods bless the couple's rings with protection from bad fortune.
[4]
In the pile with the rest of the enchantments on them.
Eat cake. Complain about lack of bread.
[5]
There is bread. Also every food you could imagine, due to GM mischief.
Get out of meh fruit bowl and go to the wedding "Hey Ima coming to" (<-- did I do that right?)
[5]
You roll into the wedding.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 19, 2014, 01:49:28 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 19, 2014, 01:49:58 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 19, 2014, 01:51:04 am
(What is the dome?)
The one displayed in this picture. (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/movie_theater_layout) Used for obvious reasons.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 19, 2014, 01:54:01 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 19, 2014, 01:55:06 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 19, 2014, 01:57:03 am
Sit tight.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 19, 2014, 02:01:07 am
Compare that number to what The competing video game systems have sold.
[2]
Sales are in the millions.
The Snes was only released less than an hour ago at Tokyo while the competing systems have been out worldwide for years .
To pass time , Have an debate with an 16 bit pc to see If gaming Pcs or Video game consoles are better.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 19, 2014, 02:04:27 am
Post by: Beirus on June 19, 2014, 02:05:36 am
Let's get this wedding started.
Post by: kj1225 on June 19, 2014, 02:08:13 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 19, 2014, 02:20:10 am
If I piss someone off use the face on them
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 19, 2014, 03:17:10 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 19, 2014, 03:31:54 am
Player:See if anyone looks like their going to foil the wedding because reasons.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 19, 2014, 04:05:53 am
HOLD IT HOSTAGE FOR ONE MILLION POTATOES
Post by: Helgoland on June 19, 2014, 05:45:37 am
Post by: Propman on June 19, 2014, 10:58:39 am
Post by: poketwo on June 19, 2014, 11:35:09 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 19, 2014, 03:45:12 pm
(http://s15.postimg.org/9dnfknlmj/Thing.jpg)Giegue: Attend wedding.
Aoroythe: Cater wedding
[1] INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER[/glow
(( Lovingly
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 19, 2014, 05:24:47 pm
Post by: NAV on June 19, 2014, 06:28:32 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 19, 2014, 09:03:46 pm
Aoroythe: See if I can take off or if I need to cook more. (6 gets me drunk and disorderly, lower numbers mean I have to continue cooking and waiting. )
(( Who's getting married again? ))
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 19, 2014, 09:23:42 pm
CMC: Beirus and the GM
Post by: blazing glory on June 19, 2014, 09:27:57 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 19, 2014, 09:37:21 pm
Just move the dome with me. Simplest solution.
[6]
Everyone tries to move it in different directions. Fail.
(Oh, cool. We could have used such a thing at a few IRL weddings I've been to.)
Sit tight.
[5]
You are teleported out for displaying the correct etiquette.
Compare that number to what The competing video game systems have sold.
[2]
Sales are in the millions.
The Snes was only released less than an hour ago at Tokyo while the competing systems have been out worldwide for years .
To pass time , Have an debate with an 16 bit pc to see If gaming Pcs or Video game consoles are better.
[1]
They're modern day next gen consoles; They put the measly SNES to shame.
Look around to see if myself from the old thread is present. Hey, everyone was invited, so...
[4]
He's over in the corner.
"Yeah, let's do this thing."
Let's get this wedding started.
[5]
The bride is walked down the aisle.
"I couldn't find a reverend, because that's a thing, I think, so I kidnapped God and made him sit at the altar."
Sure enough, there He is.
Chat up other guests.
[6]
You annoy them all.
INTO THE DOME
Roll around and introduces myself to people
If I piss someone off use the face on them((^The Face^))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[3]
Being a lemon, people are too busy to pay attention to you.
All: Enjoy the wedding and the reception.
[4]
Yaay.
OOC:Complain that I can't vote for dome occupants to be turned into goats and then drowned in popcorn/mountain dew sludge.
Player:See if anyone looks like their going to foil the wedding because reasons.
[1]
INTO THE DOME
STEAL THE DOME
HOLD IT HOSTAGE FOR ONE MILLION POTATOES
[6]
Being a dome full of idiots, no-one cares.
Use my knowledge of magical portals to exit the Dome and allow the Tyranids access to the wedding.
[6]
You let the Tyranids in the dome. With you. The dome is now a meat grinder.
STEAL LSP. HOLD HOSTAGE FOR CHEESE
[5]
You are offered a wheel of gouda for him.
>Stack all the collapsed towers onto one another log-style and build a city from that.
[2]
NONE FOR THY
DEPLOY THE SCYTHERS
[1]
MEAT GRINDED BY TYRANIDS
(http://s15.postimg.org/9dnfknlmj/Thing.jpg)Giegue: Attend wedding.
Aoroythe: Cater wedding
[1] INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER[/glow
(( Lovinglyplagerizedparodied from VGCats: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=334 I know it's Mewtwo, but close enough. ))
[2]
Meat grinded by Tyranids.
Realize I didn't bring a gift. Steal someone else's gift.
[1]
INTO THE DOME
WITH THE TYRANIDS
Turn into a giant frog and puke out smaller frogs then fly away.
[3]
You escape out Tyranid entrance portal.
Giegue: Ask politely to be out of the dome so that you can particiate in the nuptial festivities in a cordial, respectful, and conservative manner.
Aoroythe: See if I can take off or if I need to cook more. (6 gets me drunk and disorderly, lower numbers mean I have to continue cooking and waiting. )
(( Who's getting married again? ))
[2] No, because a Tyranid ate you.
[4] You have a ten minute break.
Sit in the dome and wait for the GM to reconsider his case. Make poor pitiful turtle eyes at the GM
CMC: Beirus and the GM
[1]
FACK OFF I'M GETTING MARRIED! I'M THE BEST MAN, DIPWAD
STAY IN THE DOME WITH THE TYRANIDS
Upon hearing that Beirus is getting married to the GM,get very confused.
Indeed.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 19, 2014, 09:38:03 pm
Upon hearing that Beirus is getting married to the GM,get very confused.Likewise.
Post by: Lyeos on June 19, 2014, 09:39:46 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 19, 2014, 09:41:05 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 19, 2014, 09:42:27 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 19, 2014, 09:46:06 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 19, 2014, 09:53:08 pm
Smile at Liara. Listen to God read that obligatory stuff that needs to be read at weddings before the vows.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 19, 2014, 09:56:57 pm
Being a lemon, people are too busy to pay attention to you.Huh? guess I'll go watch the people in the dome. And say "Hi" to Lyeos if they pass close to the edge of the dome. when God starts talking listen to him.
Post by: blazing glory on June 19, 2014, 10:09:57 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 19, 2014, 10:15:11 pm
Plot twist: Lemons are poisonous to Tyranids.Being a lemon, people are too busy to pay attention to you.Huh? guess I'll go watch the people in the dome. And say "Hi" to Lyeos if they pass close to the edge of the dome. when God starts talking listen to him.
Plot twist: Someone pulls the "I OBJECT!" cliche
Cry at beautiful wedding, despite having a skull for a head
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 19, 2014, 10:21:18 pm
SELL FOOTAGE
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 19, 2014, 10:54:40 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 20, 2014, 12:05:32 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 20, 2014, 12:39:15 am
Cry at beautiful wedding, despite having a skull for a headPlease, no. Remember what happened last time?
Post by: WillowLuman on June 20, 2014, 01:21:32 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 20, 2014, 01:52:18 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 20, 2014, 02:10:52 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 20, 2014, 03:13:03 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 20, 2014, 03:32:25 am
Look, a poll that'll probably influence my future. Classy.(( I do those all the time. Often while being intentionally vague about what y'all are voting on. ))
Post by: Helgoland on June 20, 2014, 04:58:50 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 20, 2014, 05:02:13 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 20, 2014, 08:40:12 am
To pass time , Have an debate with an 16 bit pc to see If gaming Pcs or Video game consoles are better.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 20, 2014, 08:40:46 am
You ignored my last action.No, he put it in there. Look again.
To pass time , Have an debate with an 16 bit pc to see If gaming Pcs or Video game consoles are better.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 20, 2014, 08:54:18 am
no, I did look at it and it the response to the action did not have or even imply having or trying to an debate an pc. Here's the proofYou ignored my last action.No, he put it in there. Look again.
To pass time , Have an debate with an 16 bit pc to see If gaming Pcs or Video game consoles are better.
The Snes was only released less than an hour ago at Tokyo while the competing systems have been out worldwide for years .
To pass time , Have an debate with an 16 bit pc to see If gaming Pcs or Video game consoles are better.
[1]
They're modern day next gen consoles; They put the measly SNES to shame.
[/quote]
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 20, 2014, 09:18:00 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 20, 2014, 09:24:35 am
That's a bit nitpicky. He's hardly gonna write up an entire debate.((Plus its the middle of the night over here. And with that said imma go do what his probably doing sleeping. c'ya all in like 9hr oww yar ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) ))
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 20, 2014, 09:28:57 am
That's a bit nitpicky. He's hardly gonna write up an entire debate.That's an strawman, I wanted The GM to post the results of the debate with the pc not Actually do an debate with me.
What is an strawman, click the link below.
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Straw_man
Post by: Helgoland on June 20, 2014, 10:29:27 am
I disagree, of course.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 20, 2014, 04:32:45 pm
Upon hearing that Beirus is getting married to the GM,get very confused.Likewise.
[5]
Already discussed.
Ghost. Take a fuggin' Tyranid and smash the glass.
[6]
It dies, then a ghost tyranid pops out of its corpse. Uh oh.
Fly around the dome and do the best I can to enjoy the wedding while not being ground into a pulp.
[4]
You just manage to evade the chaos.
Put on Groucho Marx glasses and pretend to also be a tyranid.
[1]
Yeah, you're minced.
((Well, this wedding is definitely going a step further with the "united before God" part.))
Smile at Liara. Listen to God read that obligatory stuff that needs to be read at weddings before the vows.
[5]
God says it all, you say vows, she says I do. YOUR TURN
Being a lemon, people are too busy to pay attention to you.Huh? guess I'll go watch the people in the dome. And say "Hi" to Lyeos if they pass close to the edge of the dome. when God starts talking listen to him.
[2]
You can't get close enough to listen, the crowd is huge.
Plea GM to let me out of the dome.
[1]
HmmmmNO
Plot twist: Lemons are poisonous to Tyranids.Being a lemon, people are too busy to pay attention to you.Huh? guess I'll go watch the people in the dome. And say "Hi" to Lyeos if they pass close to the edge of the dome. when God starts talking listen to him.
Plot twist: Someone pulls the "I OBJECT!" cliche
Cry at beautiful wedding, despite having a skull for a head
[5]
Such tears, wow
STICK CAMERA IN FRONT OF DOME
SELL FOOTAGE
[1]
All you film is lots of blood glued to the side of the dome.
Sit down, relax, and wait. Maybe check some emails on a phone.
[2]
RUDE, INTO THE DOME
Now teleport out of the Dome and enjoy the wedding.
[5]
You hide in the back.
NUKE THE WEDDING
[1]
You get punted into orbit.
Sit tight, ponder whether or not Never the Selves Shall Meet (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverTheSelvesShallMeet) applies.Cry at beautiful wedding, despite having a skull for a headPlease, no. Remember what happened last time?
[5]
Don't be silly. To prove the point, the GM jumps back in time, high fives himself, then the other GM jumps back to high five himself.
Giegue: Respawn again.
[2]
NO
YOU ARE GHOST
Take gouda, then fondue!
[4]
WINNING
Play more card games.
[1]
RUDE
INTO DOME
You ignored my last action.
To pass time , Have an debate with an 16 bit pc to see If gaming Pcs or Video game consoles are better.
[3]
Considering 16bit PC's have been out of the running for a decade or two now, you can't find any.
((nitpick again and you'll soon be placed into a subplot))
Post by: kj1225 on June 20, 2014, 04:33:53 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 20, 2014, 04:34:21 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 20, 2014, 04:43:59 pm
Say it, then get GM to pass me the ring.
Post by: NAV on June 20, 2014, 04:57:43 pm
Ask to be let out of the dome.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 20, 2014, 05:04:21 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 20, 2014, 05:19:22 pm
Sit down inside the dome. Wait for release.
Post by: poketwo on June 20, 2014, 05:22:42 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 20, 2014, 05:45:25 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 20, 2014, 05:50:25 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 20, 2014, 08:19:21 pm
Ok then go and find the food, then find the fruit, and hang out with them.You can't get close enough to listen, the crowd is huge.Being a lemon, people are too busy to pay attention to you.Huh? guess I'll go watch the people in the dome. And say "Hi" to Lyeos if they pass close to the edge of the dome. when God starts talking listen to him.
Post by: Helgoland on June 20, 2014, 08:29:31 pm
The fondue wil prolly help...
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 20, 2014, 09:24:13 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 21, 2014, 01:29:02 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 21, 2014, 04:51:10 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 21, 2014, 04:55:13 am
((What is the dome?))
This.
Spoiler: Layout for the Wedding: (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 21, 2014, 07:01:12 am
I'm not minced.
[3]
YOU'RE IN DENIAL
Casually leave through that hole in the glass created from bashing a Tyranid against it and rolling a six rather than a three or four.
[6]
And into the second layer of the two hundred and seventy six layered dome.
"I do."
Say it, then get GM to pass me the ring.
[4]
The GM pulls out 6 potatoes, 19 boxes of donuts, a miniature orbital relay, and a goat out of his pockets before he finally finds the ring, a pure platinum-190 ring. It's worth one billion dollars in Earth money.
"Beirus, I apologize for stomping your roses. May I please come out of the dome?"
Ask to be let out of the dome.
[4]
You are let out of Tyranid fun time.
Hope this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKK-KLDlm20) doesn't happen.
[1]
INTO THE BALL PIT OF ETERNAL NIGHTMARES WITH YOU
Watch the wedding proceed.
[5]
Wedding. Woo.
BITCH I WAS ALREADY IN THE DOME
Sit down inside the dome. Wait for release.
[3]
NOW YOU'RE TRIPLE IN THE DOME
FALL BACK TO WEDDING
[1]
You land on the moon.
This is a horrible wedding! Use my mini-nuke to bust out and leave.
[6]
You mini-nuke yourself.
Continue my pattern and hope the GM sees the sense in letting me out.
[2]
He don't give 2 shits.
Ok then go and find the food, then find the fruit, and hang out with them.
[5]
You hang with fellow lemons. They are fairly chill.
Be awesome, win eternal friendship of the future husband and wife.
The fondue wil prolly help...
[2]
You creep everyone out. Success.
Giegue: Stop being a ghost
[6]
You are now a potato. IMPROVEMENT
Sit tight.
[3]
Boring.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 21, 2014, 07:04:20 am
USE ORBIT TO RELAY POTATOES TO GM'S LOCATION
Post by: Lyeos on June 21, 2014, 07:05:25 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 21, 2014, 07:22:26 am
Quietly watch the wedding proceed outside the dome as a ghost.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 21, 2014, 07:28:45 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 21, 2014, 07:35:54 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 21, 2014, 08:43:08 am
Post by: Beirus on June 21, 2014, 09:34:09 am
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 21, 2014, 09:36:32 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 21, 2014, 10:33:11 am
Post by: poketwo on June 21, 2014, 10:58:23 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 21, 2014, 11:32:15 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 21, 2014, 12:10:43 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 21, 2014, 06:40:41 pm
Aoroythe:Object to the objection on grounds that this union is very lucrative fof you.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 21, 2014, 10:45:09 pm
USE GM POCKET GOAT AGENT IN ORDER TO STEAL ORBITAL RELAY
USE ORBIT TO RELAY POTATOES TO GM'S LOCATION
[2]
GOAT POCKET AGENT DEFECTS
Bah. Bash all the layers with Tyranids.
[2]
The next layer doesn't break.
Hurrah! Freedom!
Quietly watch the wedding proceed outside the dome as a ghost.
[4]
You watch.
Get some oats ready to throw. (Not rice, hippies wouldn't like it.)
[3]
People call you a tightass. Throw flower petals, you cheapskate.
Escape the dome.
[4]
You get let out.
Exchange rings with Liara.
[5]
Yay. You kiss, and cheering ensues. The GM opens a warp gate at the end of the walkway into the wedding.
After-wedding party or honeymoon?
Wait to be let out of the dome whilst avoiding mincing.
[1]
Still waiting.
You're in denial. I am most obviously not minced.
[3]
Well, you are.
THROW MOON AT GM WEDDING
[6]
It comes flying back, and knocks you into deep space.
Explode the dome, and then drink wine at wedding.
[1]
You get minced.
So if I rolled a 1 for that, who got eaten?
EVERYONE
Create a wonderful cheese filled potato fondue for the couple.
[6]
Cheese demons.
Giegue: Object to the union on the grounds that your potato form is proof that the GM is only in it for the money.
Aoroythe:Object to the objection on grounds that this union is very lucrative fof you.
[3] I have infinite power. Why would I do anything that doesn't amuse me?
[5] Damn straiiight.
Post by: kj1225 on June 21, 2014, 10:46:18 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 21, 2014, 10:53:16 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 21, 2014, 10:58:35 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 21, 2014, 11:13:30 pm
Both. Party first, then honeymoon. If not both, then honeymoon.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 21, 2014, 11:21:10 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 21, 2014, 11:22:06 pm
So, the entire wedding got eaten by bug monsters and this changed nothing?
I thought they only were in the dome.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 21, 2014, 11:25:05 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 21, 2014, 11:26:19 pm
Posted this:
Hope this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKK-KLDlm20) doesn't happen.Rolled a 1
So apparently that happened.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 21, 2014, 11:30:40 pm
GM squashed them like... bugs.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 21, 2014, 11:38:55 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 21, 2014, 11:40:53 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 21, 2014, 11:43:10 pm
...I'll just assume that was me, and that's why I'm in the ballpit of eternal horror.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 21, 2014, 11:47:53 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 21, 2014, 11:48:09 pm
But the [linked thing] happened, outside the dome, at the wedding... so someone got eaten.
...I'll just assume that was me, and that's why I'm in the ballpit of eternal horror.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
before I post my action are the tables the foods on those long one's with the while table cloth that go's to the ground on it?
As long as you want it to be. There are literally no limits to what you can do in this game, but if you roll badly, you're the GM's bitch.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 21, 2014, 11:52:49 pm
...
MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE WESTERN SUBPLOT,
"If you don't want money, whatcha pull me in here for?"
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 21, 2014, 11:56:46 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 22, 2014, 12:03:41 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 22, 2014, 12:22:43 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 22, 2014, 02:24:12 am
Post by: poketwo on June 22, 2014, 10:39:02 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 22, 2014, 11:54:19 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 22, 2014, 12:15:25 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 23, 2014, 03:15:44 am
Minced or in denial? Because I am neither.
[5]
The universe is finally bluffed.
Request a roll other than a one while he let out of the dome.
[3]
NO
Rush into the warpgate.
[2]
The GM tasers you.
Naughty. Couple first.
"We can't have both?"
Both. Party first, then honeymoon. If not both, then honeymoon.
[6]
Party it is then. It is literally insane.
Mash the cheese demons into a delicious paste and bake them into cheese cake.
[6]
CHEESE CAKE DEMONS
LOOK WHAT YOUR CONFECTIONARY SKILLS HAVE WROUGHT
...
...
MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE WESTERN SUBPLOT,
"If you don't want money, whatcha pull me in here for?"
[4]
Because yer off ya face, dumbass.
Set up a mini council room under the table. We must discuss the eating of our brethren. HOLD THE FRUIT COUNCIL!
[4]
There's not much fruit here.
Politely ask whether we're supposed to use the warpgate for the party or find our way there by ourselves. Throw the oats as the couple marches past. Check up on me from the old thread.
[6]
You get swotted for throwing oats. Yes, you walk through the portal AFTER them. You from old thread is in dome.
Play more card games.
[5]
Woot. You make some monies.
USE MASSIVE POWER TO CRASH INTO WEDDING, SHATTERING THE PLANET IT IS ON. AND BY MY CALCULATIONS........ COMPLACENTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 50,000 MILE RADIUS.
[6]
You miss, leveling one of the GM's cheese cellars.
Two second head start.
Leave the same way they put me into the dome.
[4]
Huh.
Hate.
[6]
The GM feeds off your hatred.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 23, 2014, 03:23:23 am
((Let me guess: Me from the old thread tried to read God's mind and/or mind control Him?))
Post by: Lyeos on June 23, 2014, 03:24:00 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 23, 2014, 03:25:22 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 23, 2014, 03:52:59 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 23, 2014, 03:56:14 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 23, 2014, 05:36:44 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 23, 2014, 05:38:15 am
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 23, 2014, 10:31:19 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 23, 2014, 10:55:34 am
Post by: poketwo on June 23, 2014, 11:18:23 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 23, 2014, 11:27:28 am
Post by: Beirus on June 23, 2014, 11:45:33 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 24, 2014, 12:17:33 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird
There's not much fruit here.Ok then go and stand with IcyTea31
((I don't know if that needs a roll))
Post by: Beirus on June 24, 2014, 12:26:04 am
((It's probably getting one anyway.))Quote from: smurfingtonthethirdThere's not much fruit here.Ok then go and stand with IcyTea31
((I don't know if that needs a roll))
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 24, 2014, 12:32:24 am
((It will, because the GM is...((It's probably getting one anyway.))Quote from: smurfingtonthethirdThere's not much fruit here.Ok then go and stand with IcyTea31
((I don't know if that needs a roll))
If I said what I was going to say, I would probably get auto-ones for the rest if the game. And no, there were no curse words in what I was going to say.))
Post by: blazing glory on June 24, 2014, 12:34:39 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethirdThere's not much fruit here.Ok then go and stand with IcyTea31
((I don't know if that needs a roll))
((The thing is,with RtD's like this,is that the most harmless things get rolled for and could have disastrous consequences,you could try to eat something and roll a 6 and choke and die,you could walk somewhere and roll a 1 and trip and crack your head open,and it's hilarious.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 24, 2014, 12:48:13 am
No joke, in my RTD one guy rolled an 8 ( out of 8, we use a d8. ) on powering up his magic and for a while all of his spells would destroy the world. Also, Smurfington is a giant magical black-hole potato diety who sent armies to all the worst places for potato armies to go. ( Ireland, Idaho, and Russia. )Quote from: smurfingtonthethirdThere's not much fruit here.Ok then go and stand with IcyTea31
((I don't know if that needs a roll))
((The thing is,with RtD's like this,is that the most harmless things get rolled for and could have disastrous consequences,you could try to eat something and roll a 6 and choke and die,you could walk somewhere and roll a 1 and trip and crack your head open,and it's hilarious.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 24, 2014, 12:59:38 am
Wake and realize I over-slept for work. Get showered and dressed and dash off as fast as is reasonable to catch a cab.[20]
You take the red pill and "wake up". Your work doesn't really matter any more, as it always was just an illusion.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 24, 2014, 01:03:12 am
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 24, 2014, 01:07:12 am
((LOL something tells me that bad things will happen if I roll badly because of the question XD))((INTO THE DOME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 24, 2014, 01:37:50 am
((And I be like NOOOOOOOOOOOO))((LOL something tells me that bad things will happen if I roll badly because of the question XD))((INTO THE DOME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!))
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 24, 2014, 01:59:46 am
Oatmeal. Wink. Wink. WANK.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 24, 2014, 03:09:05 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 24, 2014, 04:44:06 am
If Beirus and Liara already entered the portal, calmly follow them. If they didn't, wait.
((Let me guess: Me from the old thread tried to read God's mind and/or mind control Him?))
[1]
You charge into the portal before they do. You're a potato.
Clean up after the guests.
[6]
You are given the task of cleaning out the dome, a now hellish dimension of corpses and rubble. Tyranids are still in there.
All: Politely wait for everyone else to go through the portal, then follow them. If someone insists we go before them, do as they please.
[5]
You pass through into the party.
Start chatting up the lady ghosts.
[3]
Slaps all round.
Now roast the cheese cake demons on toast, a delicious otherworldly snack!
[6]
The GM sets you on fire for wasting cheesecake.
Bargain with the GM. My freedom for a fuckton of hatred. I'll go stare at EA for a while, or something.
[2]
He isn't going to pay for something he gets free.
Claim the buffet for the King of France.
[6]
Several kingdoms attempt to claim it. The claimants all pull out knives.
ALL RIGHT GENTLEMEN
KNIFEDANCE
Become King of Games.
[1]
You are the worst gamer of all time.
be let out of dome by GM
[5]
FIIIIINE
Now then, ride a Tyranid back home and liberate something with it!
[5]
A Tyranid Carnifex is not stopped by much. You've taken a lot of cities.
OFFER THE GM THE RECIPE FOR THE CHILI-CHEESE POTATO FOR COMPENSATION
[1]
INTO THE BALL PIT OF ETERNAL HORRORS WITH YOU
Aoroythe: Put Giegue in a box and present him as a good-will/I hope business will be good gift.
[4]
Giegue is now a wedding present.
Partay! Music, Dances, food and stuff.
[5]
Yaaaay.
EVERYTHING GETS A ROLL!Quote from: smurfingtonthethirdThere's not much fruit here.Ok then go and stand with IcyTea31
((I don't know if that needs a roll))
[6]
You fall into a drainage ditch.
It will, because the GM is...
If I said what I was going to say, I would probably get auto-ones for the rest if the game. And no, there were no curse words in what I was going to say.
You get auto ones if you don't tell me.
I wonder if Smurfington likes...
Oatmeal. Wink. Wink. WANK.
No.
GENTLY PLACE SEVERAL OATMEALS ON GM
[FUCK YOU]
Welcome to the inside of a black hole.
Post by: blazing glory on June 24, 2014, 04:46:06 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 24, 2014, 04:49:56 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 24, 2014, 04:51:39 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 24, 2014, 04:54:11 am
My hate is infused with crack
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 24, 2014, 04:55:05 am
I am a tank, therefore, logically, the GM cannot have set me on fire, play "Dance of the Suger Plum fairy" for the Knifedancing gentlemen.
You can set anything on fire when reality's your bitch.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 24, 2014, 05:04:55 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 24, 2014, 05:06:24 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 24, 2014, 06:39:22 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 24, 2014, 06:51:12 am
Post by: poketwo on June 24, 2014, 10:07:55 am
Post by: Beirus on June 24, 2014, 11:59:15 am
Post by: da_nang on June 24, 2014, 12:03:24 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 25, 2014, 05:48:30 am
Declare my affair with the bride and run away together.
[4]
You run off with a bridesmaid. Close nuff.
Magma cannon the shiznit out of the dome.
[6]
The Tyranids don't seem to mind it. Fucking Tyranids.
FREE REALITY FROM SHACKLES OF BITCHDOM
[2]
You can't find it.
INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER
Be incredibly happy, thus depriving The Holy GM of my tasty, tasty hate.
My hate is infused with crack
[4]
There's still trillions of others he feeds off. He don't care.
I am a tank, therefore, logically, the GM cannot have set me on fire, play "Dance of the Suger Plum fairy" for the Knifedancing gentlemen.
[1]
You can set metal on fire. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
Formally apologize and either request to be returned to bread form, or return myself to it on my own.
[5]
You are now bread.
Knife dance! My knives are backedd with nuclear weapons - conquer those kingdoms in the name of freedom, profit and cat food!
[1]
You get stabbed in the eye.
Woo! VIVA le revilution!
[6]
You lose control of the Tyranid. Fuck.
Attempt to become King of Games again.
[5]
Guh, fine.
SACRIFICE MYSELF TO ARMOK TO HELP SLOWPOKE'S REVOLT SUCCEED
[4]
You die for nothing. Armok is a dick like that.
Be responsible by throwing salt or possibly cold iron at Blazing glory. Then go eat.
[4]
You throw salt in his eyes. You harvest the buffet table.
Take one look at the ongoing chaos and slowly back away and go home.
[5]
Good plan.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2014, 05:49:31 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 25, 2014, 06:01:38 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird
You fall into a drainage ditch.Yell to the other players for help.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 25, 2014, 06:04:19 am
Ask questions, of the armor piercing variety.I am a tank, therefore, logically, the GM cannot have set me on fire, play "Dance of the Suger Plum fairy" for the Knifedancing gentlemen.[1]
You can set metal on fire. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
Post by: blazing glory on June 25, 2014, 06:08:29 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 25, 2014, 07:39:16 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 25, 2014, 09:02:50 am
Keep knifedancing, preferrably while making further witty remarks.
Post by: Lyeos on June 25, 2014, 10:44:06 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 25, 2014, 10:46:08 am
Post by: Beirus on June 25, 2014, 10:59:51 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 25, 2014, 11:53:15 am
Post by: da_nang on June 25, 2014, 05:20:13 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2014, 06:23:04 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 26, 2014, 08:36:34 pm
Now then, Super Special Awesome Transformation, GO!
[3]
You turn into a potato. Sorta asked for it.
Eh, it won't pass my armour, play music.
[4]
You are on fire, sorta taking away the effect the music has on your audience.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethirdYou fall into a drainage ditch.Yell to the other players for help.
[2]
No-one can hear you.
Ask questions, of the armor piercing variety.I am a tank, therefore, logically, the GM cannot have set me on fire, play "Dance of the Suger Plum fairy" for the Knifedancing gentlemen.[1]
You can set metal on fire. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
[5]
Nanothermite. Because why not?
Go make a much better wedding.
[1]
She ditches you. RATS
Find and talk to MFTOT.
[6]
He's busy fighting off tentacle demons.
Never was anything great achieved without stabbing a few cunts in the eyeball. (http://www.dead-philosophers.com/?p=1031)
Keep knifedancing, preferrably while making further witty remarks.
[3]
You're having trouble holding the line.
The Tyranids are guests. The dome, however, is clean. Leave.
[2]
The Tyranids attack.
Knife fight the tyranid!
[3]
Being a massive armoured monster, it flicks you into a dumpster, and starts razing the city.
To the honeymoon! After opening presents and stuff.
[1]
Most of it is just random crap.
You get teleported to the honeymoon.
Giegue: Complain
[6]
Fine, you can be a goat then.
Check up on the megaproject
[2]
Annnnd it's on fire.
RESPAWN
[4]
Back in the pokemon world.
Post by: blazing glory on June 26, 2014, 08:37:35 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 26, 2014, 08:37:51 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 26, 2014, 08:51:31 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 26, 2014, 09:09:14 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 26, 2014, 10:17:33 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 26, 2014, 11:22:56 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 27, 2014, 12:15:14 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 27, 2014, 01:49:21 am
put out the fire.Check up on the megaproject[2]
Annnnd it's on fire.
Post by: Helgoland on June 27, 2014, 03:27:14 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 27, 2014, 06:49:24 am
Knifedance alliance: Promise a fourth of the buffet to the second- and third-strongest knifedancer respectively in exchange for their support.
ROLL DOME INTO BUFFET
SPEW POPCORN PASTE ALL OVER IT
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 28, 2014, 12:36:14 am
Napalm the honeymoon.
[5]
WELP
Back in the dome, motherfuckers! >:(
[2]
Tyranids whip your bitch ass.
Do it again!
[6]
It eats you.
Giegue: Baaaa
[6]
[GOAT INTENSIFIES]
Somehow use bagpipes instead.
[3]
On fire.
Enjoy the honeymoon.
[3]
Hard to do with all the napalm.
EXPLORE and find gold and a way out.
[6]
You fall into a sewer line.
Assist MFTOT with the obligatory wall-mounted sword.
[6]
It's a dud sword. The Tyranids eat YFTOT.
put out the fire.Check up on the megaproject[2]
Annnnd it's on fire.
[4]
You've been set back a few extra weeks, but the fires gone.
Knifedance alliance: Promise a fourth of the buffet to the second- and third-strongest knifedancer respectively in exchange for their support.
[1]
NO DEAL, YOU INSULT THE RITUAL OF THE KNIFE DANCE
Knifedance alliance: Promise a fourth of the buffet to the second- and third-strongest knifedancer respectively in exchange for their support.
ROLL DOME INTO BUFFET
SPEW POPCORN PASTE ALL OVER IT
[2]
You have no popcorn paste. Awkward.
Post by: Lyeos on June 28, 2014, 12:37:26 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 28, 2014, 12:37:48 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 28, 2014, 12:39:48 am
Aoroythe: Sell weapons and fire-proof suits
Post by: kj1225 on June 28, 2014, 12:40:25 am
Post by: Beirus on June 28, 2014, 12:57:06 am
((How did blazing glory get to the honeymoon anyway?))
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 28, 2014, 01:04:37 am
Drop down to my knee-analogues for drama, screaming "NOOOOOO!", until MFTOT actually uses his psychic abilities from inside the Tyranids to blow them up, then reconstruct himself, quickly followed by the cheesiest quasi-drama scene ever: "I thought you died!" "I got better. Now let me put on these sunglasses and
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 28, 2014, 01:21:36 am
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird
You fall into a sewer line.Enslave everything that lives down there.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 28, 2014, 01:25:02 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 28, 2014, 07:30:24 am
Post by: da_nang on June 28, 2014, 10:43:50 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 29, 2014, 03:25:26 am
Nein! I do the whipping around here, fuckers!
[2]
Incorrect. Tyranids turn you into meat sludge.
Set fire to said Napalm.
[1]
You set yourself on fire.
Giegue: Test to see if your PSI works in goat-form.
Aoroythe: Sell weapons and fire-proof suits
[5]Much better than before.
[4]Like 6 people buy one.
No, I ate it!
[6]
It explodes your stomach open.
Annihilate blazing glory.((the magic of 5))
((How did blazing glory get to the honeymoon anyway?))
[5]
You turn him into meat sludge.
I'm not going to let you kill me that anticlimatically. Do I have to show you how it's done?
Drop down to my knee-analogues for drama, screaming "NOOOOOO!", until MFTOT actually uses his psychic abilities from inside the Tyranids to blow them up, then reconstruct himself, quickly followed by the cheesiest quasi-drama scene ever: "I thought you died!" "I got better. Now let me put on these sunglasses anddriveride away on mymotorcycleUltralisk". "Ride away to the sunset?" "I'm sorry. My planet needs me". ...Aaaaand then MFTOT goes on The Bus (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus).
[4]
Alright then.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethirdYou fall into a sewer line.Enslave everything that lives down there.
[5]
You are king of the sewer rats.
All: Excuse selves politely from the party ((although w/ the napalm it looks like it's just getting started)) and get back to artifact-hunting.
[4]
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the universe, with...A HERRING!
Play the loudest music that the multiverse has ever heard.
[1]
Your speakers melt. So do your treads.
Shank dem cunts.
[4]
You manage to stab one of them in the eye.
Finish the megaproject
[2]
Your workers have all left, due to weirdness.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2014, 03:43:18 am
Aoroythe: Wisely invest profits.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 29, 2014, 04:22:40 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on June 29, 2014, 04:28:47 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 29, 2014, 05:01:12 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 29, 2014, 05:34:15 am
Post by: Beirus on June 29, 2014, 08:34:26 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 29, 2014, 09:12:48 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 29, 2014, 09:43:46 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2014, 12:44:40 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 29, 2014, 06:15:53 pm
Make gigantic potato sculpture.
[5]
So...beautiful...
Giegue: Cast PK Freeze to put out the fire.
Aoroythe: Wisely invest profits.
[1]You're on fire. CURSE YOU, CONVECTION
[2]You lose all the monies.
Using the Nanoforge, create a smaller version of it and integrate it into my body.
[5]
Done.
work on da_nang megaproject.
[6]
Only two thousand years of work left. Hurrah!
Make way to the napalm
[6]
You stand right in the middle of it all. You're also meat paste.
Keep shanking.
[2]
You lose your knife. Uh oh.
Ok, now try to enjoy the honeymoon.
[5]
All is well, because the GM teleports the pair of you to a more secure universe.
Continue on like nothing happened.
[6]
You are pretty much exploded. You manage for about a nanosecond.
No. I was already a ghost.
[3]
You're a ghost ghost. :o
Post by: Lyeos on June 29, 2014, 06:17:19 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 29, 2014, 06:17:34 pm
Post by: kj1225 on June 29, 2014, 06:18:36 pm
Post by: Helgoland on June 29, 2014, 07:03:32 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 29, 2014, 07:31:08 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 30, 2014, 02:30:09 am
Post by: da_nang on June 30, 2014, 02:47:06 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 30, 2014, 06:20:46 am
Go mess about with something stupid.
[5]
You jump into a subplot portal.
Use my will to ruin the wedding to turn into a universe devourer! Follow the newlyweds!
[4]
You have to finish eating every universe in your path first.
I'm clearly just fine.
[1]
You are no more! You have ceased to be! You've expired and gone to meet your maker! You're a stiff! Bereft of life, you rest in peace! Your metabolic processes are now history! You're off the twig! You've kicked the bucket, you've shuffled off your mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PLAYER!
Create an artistic cheese statue of the GM.
[5]
*applause*
Shank using genitals.
[1]
Your genitals get cut off. Fuck.
Finally. Enjoy the honeymoon.
[4]
Yaaaaay. It doesn't help that you now know the GM is always watching everyone all the time.
And yes, he has recorded trillions of sex tapes of everyone, because he is a titanic dick.
FAST FORWARD ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT YEARS
[6]
You go back that many years. Your time machine asplodes.
Create device that speeds up construction
[5]
It'll take a day now.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 30, 2014, 06:21:46 am
Post by: Helgoland on June 30, 2014, 07:03:15 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 30, 2014, 07:14:06 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 30, 2014, 08:07:13 am
Aoroythe: Lie low for a while.
Post by: blazing glory on June 30, 2014, 09:05:01 am
Post by: kj1225 on June 30, 2014, 09:18:17 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 30, 2014, 12:35:12 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 30, 2014, 09:28:14 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 30, 2014, 10:00:27 pm
Continue enjoying honeymoon.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 2014, 10:41:51 pm
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 01, 2014, 01:42:43 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 02, 2014, 05:59:52 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 02, 2014, 06:26:33 pm
SELL THE PLACE THE MEGAPROJECT WILL STAND ON TO BEST KOREA
[5]
BEST KOREA NOW GETS +1
Fuck? Reattach them, then - it might become a bit difficult without them.
[1]
NOPE, GONE FOREVER
STUPID TINY GENATILS
All: Locate the tree. Mutter about how the GM must be fucking with them.
It isn't obvious?
[6]
They find the tree. It's about as wide as the sun.
Giegue: Put out the flames
Aoroythe: Lie low for a while.
[6]You drown yourself in the process.
[3]Nope, cops.
Eat the omni-verse!
[dumb]
NO
I can still bite your legs off! Come back here you pansy!
[6]
He comes back. Uh oh.
Why?
[3]
Because it's funny.
(And this is where I roll a 1.)
Create a massive cheese/potato fondue for the GM.
[5]
Yaaaay.
CELEBRATE
[5]
Yaaaaay.
((So am I going to end up in some sort of family life subplot after this?))
Continue enjoying honeymoon.
[6]
Your honeymoon in a 2-minute video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-2QLDumSU&feature=kp)
Rise again. Hunt for Heretics.
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN
[5]
You stab some in the eyes. Profit.
wait for an day.
[4]
The Best Koreans have stolen it.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 02, 2014, 06:28:50 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 02, 2014, 06:33:28 pm
Go see the sights of wherever the honeymoon is.
Post by: blazing glory on July 02, 2014, 06:40:01 pm
Post by: kj1225 on July 02, 2014, 07:07:56 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 02, 2014, 07:09:58 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 03, 2014, 12:19:56 am
DO BEST KOREAN THINGS
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 03, 2014, 04:59:54 am
REMIND SELF OF BEING BEST KOREANHire millions of snipers to this kill person.
DO BEST KOREAN THINGS
Post by: da_nang on July 03, 2014, 05:10:54 am
FULL MOBILIZATION OF MILITARY
"This theft will not be tolerated!"
Post by: Helgoland on July 03, 2014, 08:54:10 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 03, 2014, 12:09:56 pm
((No wonder I didn't get notifications from the original thread- you've gone through, what, three threads now?!))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 03, 2014, 05:20:08 pm
HUNT MOOOOORE HERETICS
[6]
You run into a massive group of them. Shit.
((Most awesomest video ever.))
Go see the sights of wherever the honeymoon is.
[3]
There's not really any sites, being a tropical island with first class housing, inside a biodome the size of Sweden in deep space.
Eat the GM!
[1]
The GM eats you.
Bite his legs off. I obviously can is he came back.
[3]
He bisects you, then goes back to his rampage.
What, then?
[1]
You are teleported onto a large stage, and given a pair of knives.
All right, gentlemen...
The lights turn on, and several other people are standing around the ring.
KNIFE DANCE!
Uhh, make the best fondue that the GM has ever seem?
[6]
Fondue demons. It happens.
REMIND SELF OF BEING BEST KOREAN
DO BEST KOREAN THINGS
[5]
Such Best Korea, wow.
REMIND SELF OF BEING BEST KOREANHire millions of snipers to this kill person.
DO BEST KOREAN THINGS
[3]
You can only afford one, and he's pretty shit.
DEFCON 1
FULL MOBILIZATION OF MILITARY
"This theft will not be tolerated!"
[2]
You forgot to make a military.
ROBOT GENITALS TO DICK/SLAP BEST KOREA INTO SUBMISSION
[5]
Your robot genitals turn into a giant mecha, allowing you to explode the shit out of Best Korea.
You now control the monument! +1 get!
I have returned to stab you all in the Pancreas. Smurfington? I'm going to target you first.
((No wonder I didn't get notifications from the original thread- you've gone through, what, three threads now?!))
((Between the threads I've become the all-powerful ruler of the multiverse. You're in for a world of pain.))
[6]
The GM puts you into a giant blender, and turns it on.
Post by: kj1225 on July 03, 2014, 05:21:27 pm
Post by: blazing glory on July 03, 2014, 05:22:23 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 03, 2014, 05:22:30 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 03, 2014, 05:23:54 pm
Post by: Helgoland on July 03, 2014, 05:43:22 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 03, 2014, 06:56:02 pm
((...maybe I should have read those threads, but it matters not. I will succeed!))
Post by: da_nang on July 03, 2014, 06:56:27 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 03, 2014, 10:44:07 pm
((There is a beach, right?))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 03, 2014, 11:22:18 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 03, 2014, 11:32:23 pm
Post by: Helgoland on July 04, 2014, 05:10:23 am
TRANSFER PROPERTY RIGHTS OF HELGOLAND TO SELFScrew you! Alternate suggestion: Gang up with me on the Reich!
((Whose Reich is it, anyway?))
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 04, 2014, 10:37:31 am
Post by: Helgoland on July 04, 2014, 02:52:09 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 04, 2014, 03:08:05 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 05, 2014, 10:08:54 am
Actually I have much more money, you liar.[3]REMIND SELF OF BEING BEST KOREANHire millions of snipers to this kill person.
DO BEST KOREAN THINGS
You can only afford one, and he's pretty shit.
Hire Millions of snipers.
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 05, 2014, 05:43:03 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 05, 2014, 06:40:57 pm
Hop after him!
[5]
You charge after him.
Punch the GM in the kidneys.
[3]
Jokes on you, I don't have kidneys.
No. Just stab them, then dance on their corpses.
[4]
The cops see you. Uh oh.
Open fire on them. FOR THE REICH!
[2]
You get your butts minced.
Kill the Fondue demons before they wreck the artistic sculptures that I made for the GM.
[1]
They're unstoppable, and they break everything.
Annex the Reich. Who annexes the annexers?
[2]
They kick your butt.
Have my consciousness brake over all machinery, starting with the blender.
((...maybe I should have read those threads, but it matters not. I will succeed!))
((Don't worry, you didn't miss anything of value))
[2]
That is not how GM blenders work. You are now meat purée.
MOBILIZE REPTILE CIV, MISERIX AND RAHSKHI ARMY + FLEETS.
[6]
The GM steals them, and puts them in a giant blender for the lelz.
To the beach to continue enjoying the honeymoon.
((There is a beach, right?))
[3]
It's about 3 metres wide.
TRANSFER PROPERTY RIGHTS OF HELGOLAND TO SELF
[6]
You put the names in wrong, now he owns everything of yours.
Actually I have much more money, you liar.[3]REMIND SELF OF BEING BEST KOREANHire millions of snipers to this kill person.
DO BEST KOREAN THINGS
You can only afford one, and he's pretty shit.
Hire Millions of snipers.
[1]
All of your money gets stolen.
BECOME GOD OF TEA AGAIN.
[5]
Kay.
Post by: blazing glory on July 05, 2014, 06:41:46 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 05, 2014, 06:43:47 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 05, 2014, 06:55:32 pm
Post by: kj1225 on July 05, 2014, 06:58:25 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 05, 2014, 07:00:10 pm
Continue dancing.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 05, 2014, 07:20:44 pm
CMC: Change poll to "Shoulf CMC change his avatar back to the previous one?
Post by: Beirus on July 05, 2014, 09:50:08 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 05, 2014, 10:29:11 pm
You shall pay for your crimes against mein Reich.
Post by: poketwo on July 05, 2014, 10:51:54 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 05, 2014, 11:39:39 pm
Post by: da_nang on July 06, 2014, 03:47:49 am
MOBILIZE REPTILE CIV, MISERIX AND RAHSKHI ARMY + FLEETS.
[6]
The GM steals them, and puts them in a giant blender for the lelz.
(ಠ_ಠ)
Post by: Helgoland on July 06, 2014, 01:17:37 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 07, 2014, 09:21:38 pm
Punch him in the vocal cords then.
[2]
He doesn't have those either.
Take over Earth. Rename it "Elephantia".
[3]
You take over Sealand.
Eat it and gain it's power.
[1]
You are punted into orbit.
"The GM told me to."
Continue dancing.
[5]
"Eh, it happens."
They walk off.
Aoroythe: Evade the police
CMC: Change poll to "Shoulf CMC change his avatar back to the previous one?
[2] Welcome to jail.
[6] I'M CHANGING IT ALL RIGHT
Introduce the unstoppable Fondue demons to an immovable object,, leave them to their paradox and rebuild my sculptures.
[2]
No such thing as an unmovable object, you silly goose.
Get a couple of beach chairs, some beer, and relax on the beach.
[4]
Yaaaay.
Capture the leader of those who attempted the Annex of the Reich.
You shall pay for your crimes against mein Reich.
[2]
NOPE.
ASSEMBLE SCYTHERS
[5]
You have a few million.
Drown the universe in Meat Purée, it needs to learn the meaning of 'PROTEIN'!
[6]
The GM starts collecting you and selling it off to the multiverse as 'Human Paste'.
MOBILIZE REPTILE CIV, MISERIX AND RAHSKHI ARMY + FLEETS.
[6]
The GM steals them, and puts them in a giant blender for the lelz.
(ಠ_ಠ)
[1]
You get put in the giant blender too.
Clench buttcheeks, breaking the foot and tearing the sinew.
[4]
And the foot is broke.
Post by: kj1225 on July 07, 2014, 09:22:27 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 07, 2014, 09:49:42 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 07, 2014, 10:32:13 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 08, 2014, 01:38:59 am
Post by: Helgoland on July 08, 2014, 05:30:25 am
Don't I get a +1 for the statue?
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 08, 2014, 09:08:07 am
(to the GM) liar, liar pants on fire.[1]Actually I have much more money, you liar.[3]REMIND SELF OF BEING BEST KOREANHire millions of snipers to this kill person.
DO BEST KOREAN THINGS
You can only afford one, and he's pretty shit.
Hire Millions of snipers.
All of your money gets stolen.
I still got all my money (at least Billions of dollars) and it's all real (not fake).
Hire Millions of snipers
Post by: poketwo on July 08, 2014, 12:02:08 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 08, 2014, 12:35:35 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 08, 2014, 01:53:23 pm
Post by: blazing glory on July 08, 2014, 07:10:33 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2014, 03:02:01 am
Giegue:Try using telepathy to ask for help
Post by: Propman on July 10, 2014, 04:23:18 am
Post by: kj1225 on July 10, 2014, 04:26:07 am
>I go to bold my action.A terrific idea.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 10, 2014, 05:54:24 am
Body slam that bitch from orbit.
[1]
Nope, you land in a volcano.
Search for the story in this subplot.
[2]
I forget.
Ah, but that's all part of the plan- I've tricked you into being my delivery system! Now I will drown the Multiverse in Meat Purée. You should have left me my one universe, now you LOSE THEM ALL!
[1]
The GM makes loads'a'money, and you don't drown a thing.
Yaaay!!!
[5]
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Now twist, and extort a favorable peace treaty.
Don't I get a +1 for the statue?
[3+1]
*shrug*
You get a very unstable one.
(to the GM) liar, liar pants on fire.
I still got all my money (at least Billions of dollars) and it's all real (not fake).
Hire Millions of snipers
[2]
Nope, all your money is gone.
PREPARE TO CONQUER KHANTO
[RAGE]
It's fucking Kanto. KANTO. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FUCK THAT UP?
Stop the Scyther invasion of Khanto.
EQUIP KHANTO
Fuck you two assholes too. You all get turned into goats.
Punch him in the GM baby makers then.
[4]
I don't feel pain anymore, lel.
Make some Weeping Angel's cuddle the Fondue Demons then.
[2]
None of those fuckers in here, they creep me out.
Aoroythe: Give up and not even bother trying to escape at all.
Giegue:Try using telepathy to ask for help
I don't see a goat there, CMC.
((you'll get your update next turn))
>I go play DF2014.
[5]
Well, okay. Off you go then.
Post by: blazing glory on July 10, 2014, 05:58:35 am
Post by: kj1225 on July 10, 2014, 06:00:04 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 10, 2014, 06:13:27 am
THERE'S YOUR GOAT!Aoroythe: Give up and not even bother trying to escape at all.
Giegue:Try using telepathy to ask for help
I don't see a goat there, CMC.
((you'll get your update next turn))
Goht: Rampage through everything, shooting lightning, just like in the game.
And I still want my roll for last turn pls.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 10, 2014, 06:15:23 am
I KHAN"
DRESS GM UP IN FRILLY FRILLY DRESS AND FORCE TO DANCE IN FRONT OF BORED HOODLUMS
Post by: poketwo on July 10, 2014, 06:49:33 am
PREPARE TO CONQUER KANTO
Post by: flame99 on July 10, 2014, 06:52:40 am
PtW so I can spend a few days reading through all of the We Are Our Avatars threads again.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 10, 2014, 06:54:15 am
I THOUGHT SINCE IT HAD A RED LINE UNDER IT, IT WAS THE WRONG SPELLING.No, no. That just means it's not an English word. :) It's okay though, everything is fixed now.
PREPARE TO CONQUER KANTO
How did I not know this was a thing?Yes, welcome to the madness. It comes in three flavours: Cheese (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138012.2565;topicseen), Potato ( This thread ), and Bacon ( I don't know where the bacon is. )
PtW so I can spend a few days reading through all of the We Are Our Avatars threads.
Post by: Lyeos on July 10, 2014, 06:55:29 am
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 10, 2014, 07:57:09 am
of course you think that my money is all gone because you want to annoy me. but truth is that I still have all my money and no amount of lying from an dishonest, anti-player and annoying GM called Smurfingonthethird, I know lots of monkey's that will make an much better GM than you.(to the GM) liar, liar pants on fire.[2]
I still got all my money (at least Billions of dollars) and it's all real (not fake).
Hire Millions of snipers
Nope, all your money is gone.
Start going off the rails as part of an rage against the Gm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 10, 2014, 08:06:21 am
PtW so I can spend a few days reading through all of the We Are Our Avatars threads again.
you're reading the whole thing?
bring me a summary of everything that happened
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 10, 2014, 11:16:58 am
Post by: NAV on July 10, 2014, 11:27:34 am
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 10, 2014, 01:36:33 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 10, 2014, 01:45:55 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 10, 2014, 02:25:24 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 14, 2014, 07:12:25 pm
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on July 17, 2014, 05:49:47 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 18, 2014, 03:55:04 am
Also, try this. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139176.0) Because that game could use some more crazy. And shameless self promotion.
Well,considering that the GM is both large and small at the same time,use the force to do this (https://www.google.com/url?q=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove&sa=U&ei=snG-U-XkAofuoATm_IDACA&ved=0CAUQFjAA&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNEZ3THosW8z1Mc6KsUp0TNanSkgwg) with a computer and start playing DF2014.
[5]
Yaaaay.
Use the volcano and my rage at the injustice against my people to rise again as the fire lord!
[6]
They drown you with an ocean.
Goht: Rampage through everything, shooting lightning, just like in the game.
And I still want my roll for last turn pls.
[4] Destruction is bliss.
[1] NO
"YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I CAN FUCK THAT UP?
I KHAN"
DRESS GM UP IN FRILLY FRILLY DRESS AND FORCE TO DANCE IN FRONT OF BORED HOODLUMS
[2]
You lack a dress. Truely, this is a dark day.
Get the Cybermen to extract Fondue Demon brains.
[6]
They extract yours too. Fuck.
I THOUGHT SINCE IT HAD A RED LINE UNDER IT, IT WAS THE WRONG SPELLING.
PREPARE TO CONQUER KANTO
[1]
Some 10-year-old beats the shit out of your army with Arceus. Fucking kids in control of the creator of the universe.
Recreate Parasite Eve's plot?
[1]
Can't be bothered to google it.
of course you think that my money is all gone because you want to annoy me. but truth is that I still have all my money and no amount of lying from an dishonest, anti-player and annoying GM called Smurfingonthethird, I know lots of monkey's that will make an much better GM than you.(to the GM) liar, liar pants on fire.[2]
I still got all my money (at least Billions of dollars) and it's all real (not fake).
Hire Millions of snipers
Nope, all your money is gone.
Start going off the rails as part of an rage against the Gm
[6]
And because reasons, your character explodes.
PtW so I can spend a few days reading through all of the We Are Our Avatars threads again.
*hysterical laughter* oh god, enjoy the brainrot
Bleat loudly and irritatingly.
[1]
You are sacrificed to the dread lord Zykon.
I'm back what the shit is going on? Crash a fucking spaceship into everybody then explode.
[5]
You crush Roc. Convienient.
Take over galaxy.
[5]
Okay.
The money is infected with my evil spirit, CORRUPT THE GM!
[1]
It doesn't help he is infinitely more corrupted than you can even begin to comprehend.
Wooooooo!
[4]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALCOHOL!
And now, drunk science!
(so the wedding's over what now?)
Whatever the hell you want. S'not like there's a plot or anything
Enter the game.
[3]
Okay. You're in the GM's cupboard.
Post by: kj1225 on July 18, 2014, 04:03:27 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 18, 2014, 06:20:18 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 18, 2014, 09:09:00 am
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2014, 10:39:28 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on July 18, 2014, 11:27:30 am
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 18, 2014, 11:47:47 am
Post by: Lyeos on July 18, 2014, 11:54:54 am
Post by: Beirus on July 18, 2014, 01:49:11 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 19, 2014, 04:13:52 am
Steam the water!
[1]
Nope, you're solid.
Now that I'm the Cyber King (or is it Overlord? I dunno and don't care,) I have my Cyber army start extracting brains from the local gods, but not the GM, I'm on his side.
[3]
Gods prove too smart to catch. RATS
Debug DF2014! Let everyone know that the golden debugged DF2014 is up the GM's rump!
[2]
No computer, no debugging.
Return to life, and to mein Reich.
[5]
Fine.
ASSASINATE THE KID WHILE HE IS ASLEEP
[1]
HE NEVER SLEEPS, NEVER EATS, NEVER DRINKS, NEVER STOPS
HE IS ETERNAL
Knock over the other foods
[5]
They all fall on the floor.
None of that!
Begin fortifying galaxy against intruders.
[1]
Galaxies prove hard to fortify. Space Mexicans flow in everywhere.
Go give someone a cake.
[5]
You give the GM a cake. He rewards you with seven tons of solid gold.
Drunk Science!!!!!
[6]
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA-and you wake up face down in a ditch.
Post by: blazing glory on July 19, 2014, 06:00:23 am
Well,considering that the GM is both large and small at the same time,use the force to do this (https://www.google.com/url?q=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove&sa=U&ei=snG-U-XkAofuoATm_IDACA&ved=0CAUQFjAA&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNEZ3THosW8z1Mc6KsUp0TNanSkgwg) with a computer and start playing DF2014.
[5]
Yaaaay.
Start badmouthing GM because of selective memory.
Post by: poketwo on July 19, 2014, 09:48:15 am
Post by: kj1225 on July 19, 2014, 12:36:17 pm
Post by: Arx on July 19, 2014, 12:44:52 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 19, 2014, 12:53:54 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 19, 2014, 09:32:42 pm
Start extracting the brains from the Daleks and merge Dalek weaponry into my Cyber army.
[4]
It is a slow process.
Well,considering that the GM is both large and small at the same time,use the force to do this (https://www.google.com/url?q=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove&sa=U&ei=snG-U-XkAofuoATm_IDACA&ved=0CAUQFjAA&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNEZ3THosW8z1Mc6KsUp0TNanSkgwg) with a computer and start playing DF2014.
[5]
Yaaaay.
Start badmouthing GM because of selective memory.
[3]
The GM shat it out. He eats a live Tyranid to shut you up.
RESEARCH ANTI POKEBALL DEVICE
[1]
Ash ransacks your facility.
Then that mean's I am now a being of earth and glass. Go dig onto land.
[1]
It would help if you could move.
Manifest. Acquire synopsis of recent activity.
[2]
pffffft, that would take hours to write up.
Purchase the best UFO on the black market.
[5]
Okay. It's the size of Boston.
Post by: kj1225 on July 19, 2014, 09:33:59 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 19, 2014, 09:38:57 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 19, 2014, 09:39:12 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 19, 2014, 09:39:25 pm
Post by: Alev on July 19, 2014, 09:51:33 pm
Post by: blazing glory on July 19, 2014, 09:52:15 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 19, 2014, 09:55:27 pm
Post by: Arx on July 20, 2014, 04:34:37 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on July 20, 2014, 04:53:28 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 20, 2014, 07:46:26 pm
Get launched at Lerman.
[6]
He lasers you.
DEPLOY THE CANON-IZER 9001. IT MAKES ANYTHING IT HITS INTO ITS CANNON COUNTERPART. INCLUDING GETTING RID OF ASH'S ARCEUSb]
[6]
ASH HAS A CANNON ARCEUS NOW, OHGODWHY
Wooo, woke up in a ditch. Now to go get food.
You are a shitty husband.
[3]
You're in a jungle, apparently. Your unconscious wife is next to you and a portapotty covered in wires.
Fly awaaaaaaaaay!
[6]
You slam into the ceiling.
Make a colossal Cyber fondue to please the GM.
[1]
HERESY
BURN THIS MAN
A wild potato has appeared! Roll onto the side of the potato.
[4]
You roll into a mountain of potatoes.
Punch GM in organ.
[1]
The tyranid eats your face beforehand.
Begin fortifying the Reich.
[3]
Too late, space mexicans everywhere.
In the absence of a synopsis, talk to the nearest person.
[2]
You are alone, on a stage for some reason.
((All you need to know in a video.))
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-2QLDumSU)
Fly into someone at super sonic speeds!
[2]
You hit a brick wall. Oh noes.
Post by: Lyeos on July 20, 2014, 07:57:08 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 20, 2014, 08:18:02 pm
Wake her up and get us out of this jungle in time for a romantic meal on the rooftop at sunset.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 20, 2014, 08:19:01 pm
Post by: kj1225 on July 20, 2014, 08:23:38 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 20, 2014, 10:01:59 pm
Post by: blazing glory on July 20, 2014, 10:04:36 pm
Post by: Alev on July 21, 2014, 12:23:13 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 21, 2014, 05:40:33 am
Lies. Space has no ceiling.
[6]
It does, it's called the fourth wall. The audience laughs at you.
Flee with my army into a galaxy protected from the GM.
[5]
Considering it's all a utopian paradise, winning!
((Shifty husband? Wasn't she at the beach and everything with me? Those were good times.))
Wake her up and get us out of this jungle in time for a romantic meal on the rooftop at sunset.
((as in you just went for food instead of looking for her.))
[3]
You don't recognise the surroundings, and you can see a real sun.
Slaughter the space-mexicans, because subplots.
[1]
Nope, they are fucking everywhere.
I am glass and stone. Lasers mean nothing to me.
[1]
200kW ones do.
GO BACK IN TIME AND FORCE THE JAPANESE TO CREATE A DIFFERENT POKEMON ANIME
[RAGE]
POKEMON WAS A GAME FIRST! A GAAAAAAAAAAME!
The GM drops a 200 ton weight on you.
Eat Tyranid,then eat GM.
[6]
The tyranid gives you indigestion. Because the spines lacerate your internal organs.
Look around. Name mountain Mt. Potato.
[4]
There is nothing but potatoes. Trillions of them.
Post by: poketwo on July 21, 2014, 05:59:25 am
YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT STUPID?
Post by: blazing glory on July 21, 2014, 06:07:11 am
Post by: Arx on July 21, 2014, 10:17:22 am
Even though there's no-one there.
Post by: Lyeos on July 21, 2014, 10:48:01 am
Post by: kj1225 on July 21, 2014, 11:46:34 am
Post by: Alev on July 21, 2014, 11:52:37 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 21, 2014, 05:47:00 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 21, 2014, 09:26:56 pm
Attempt to transport The Reich into a pocket-dimension.Create a ovine-powered Anti-Reich Super Weapon with a creative Backronym as is the fashion on Bay12 in general.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 21, 2014, 09:28:31 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 21, 2014, 09:39:33 pm
Bitch, what you got against me and my Reich?*shrugs* I don't even know what's going on so it seemed kinda appropriate?
Post by: NAV on July 21, 2014, 11:24:14 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 22, 2014, 12:09:51 am
Post by: Alev on July 22, 2014, 01:06:51 am
I said Reich. Not THIRD Reich.So, HRE?
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 22, 2014, 04:06:25 am
Rest on a beach and relax with one of those fruit drinks that have umbrellas in them.
[4]
Woot.
TELL THE GM THAT I WASN'T TRYING TO CHANGE POKEMON. I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF ASH BY CHANGING THE ANIME.
YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT STUPID?
Yes. Yes I do.
[6]
You actually create the original pokemon anime, by replacing the one already in production. Stupid time loops!
Bah,I don't have any internal organs!
[6]
Your internal organs say otherwise. They revolt, and decide to leave.
Begin reciting melancholy poetry.
Even though there's no-one there.
[2]
You don't remember any.
"Who's in my amphitheatre?"
Fourth wall has already been broken. Laugh at the audience.
There are many walls. You are currently laughing at the fifth defensive wall.
Power doesn't matter to me. I am immortal. Unending. Also it would melt me and turn me back into a firelord instead of a sentient stone so maybe you want to rethink that.
[2]
You are unending. You are also a pile of rocks.
Try to ex cape the Potato Plane. Planar Potatoes are magic, and magic is heresy.
[1]
There is no escape, apparently. You are in the potato dimension, a universe where the GM stores infinite amounts of potatoes stolen from across reality.
This are my potatoes. There are many like them, but these ones are mine.
Attempt to transport The Reich into a pocket-dimension.
[1]
You are now trapped in the potato dimension.
Ach... Ash is like... in his 30's now? Shouldn't he be a damn master or gym leader or something?Attempt to transport The Reich into a pocket-dimension.Create a ovine-powered Anti-Reich Super Weapon with a creative Backronym as is the fashion on Bay12 in general.
ASH IS ETERNALLY 10
DO NOT TAINT ME WITH YOUR LOGIC
[4] ARSW is ready, fuck your backronym.
Are there any nazis here? Because nazis need to be punched in the face.
[6]
Reich is close enough. You punch those faces. You punch those faces real good.
Post by: kj1225 on July 22, 2014, 04:10:16 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on July 22, 2014, 12:16:02 pm
Post by: Alev on July 22, 2014, 01:00:16 pm
Sell my soul for magic influence in the Potato Plane.
Post by: Arx on July 22, 2014, 01:34:15 pm
Declaim at the speaker.
Post by: Lyeos on July 22, 2014, 02:00:40 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 22, 2014, 07:40:35 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 23, 2014, 10:08:00 am
I dunno. Eat mechanical grass?
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 23, 2014, 11:24:18 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 23, 2014, 02:32:41 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 23, 2014, 03:14:49 pm
Hidden fourth option to your poll: Switch places with CaptainMcClellan because he is way too hot right now.Or with KoSS.
Fuckin' Canada, being hot...
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 24, 2014, 12:22:15 am
Become lava!
[5]
Yay for burning villagers.
Now look at saucy wenches and have them Cyberized as my eternal companions.
[6]
You cyberized some non-saucy wenches. Uh oh.
Intensify
[2]
NO
"Hey, German guy."
Sell my soul for magic influence in the Potato Plane.
[6]
Done deal. You are now twice as big as a normal potato.
Also, I have your soul.
My name is Arx's Avatar, king of kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair.
Declaim at the speaker.
[1]
"You mean Ozymandias. You still haven't answered my question."
Punch that fifth wall
[6]
It dissolves your arm.
Build a potato battery-powered gun with the power to smash a hole in the dimensional barrier.
[3]
You need more power.
Sounds good. Thanks potato.
I dunno. Eat mechanical grass?
[1]
There's no such thing as mechanical grass, you dummy.
I am Tracey Sketchum with a God-Complex, and I will make the world mine! Starting with the Kanto Region.
[1]
Ash crushes you in a Pokemon battle.
Or with KoSS.
Fuckin' Canada, being hot...
Australia has 35 degree summers. I hate you.
Post by: kj1225 on July 24, 2014, 12:22:38 am
Post by: Lyeos on July 24, 2014, 12:32:18 am
Post by: Beirus on July 24, 2014, 12:34:03 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 24, 2014, 12:39:27 am
Start eating GM's food in his gut.
Post by: Alev on July 24, 2014, 01:50:23 am
Post by: poketwo on July 24, 2014, 08:23:57 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on July 24, 2014, 10:11:56 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 24, 2014, 10:16:25 am
Post by: Arx on July 24, 2014, 10:32:01 am
Hope smurfington isn't using Darkling. Also, move off the stage and towards the speaker.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 24, 2014, 11:41:44 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 24, 2014, 12:01:39 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 25, 2014, 01:49:49 am
Hug bad guys.
[5]
Bad guys are now ash! Winning!
No, my arm is perfectly fine. It went straight through the wall, which gave the illusion of the arm dissolving.
[2]
Nope, it's gone. Pretty sure there's blood coming out the end.
Find way out of forest with wife.
[4]
You look around for about an hour, and all you can find is a small bunker, carved out of a cliff face.
Well I don't need them!
Start eating GM's food in his gut.
[6]
The GM eats lots of weird shit. Like small children. And goat-tyrannosaurs. And about a metric kiloton of potatoes.
Incinerate those ones and replace them with better models.
[2]
Fireproof. And they are for life. Uh oh.
Sell the souls of everyone else in the potato plane for MAGIC influence.
[3]
They've already sold their souls to the GM.
Too slow, scrub! LRN2MACRO
TIME TRAVEL AND KILL ASH AT BIRTH
[3]
His infant form still manages to beat your bitch ass.
Vibrate and grow in strength
[2]
The GM grabs you and pegs you out of his kitchen, at a bird.
Boom, headshot!
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2]
Yeeeep.
Hey, if you're going to correct me, at least do it right, please. Also, you asked who was in your amphitheater. I answered, for you see, I am Arx's Avatar. So what if I'm not the king of kings, and perhaps I haven't any works to speak of, but I still told you my name.((I do use darkling >:())
Hope smurfington isn't using Darkling. Also, move off the stage and towards the speaker.
[6]
Break the fourth wall in-plot again, and I'll castrate you.
"And? Why are you here?" The voice belongs to a girl. She waves her arms around in an attempt at body language.
Power said gun with MORE potato batteries.
[5]
You punch a hole though it. Uh oh.
If he flattened me, I am now like Flat Stanley. Thus, I can sneak into his home, set a bomb, get out of range and blow it up. MWAHAHAHA!
[2]
You are kidnapped and glued to the ground, to be used as a front door mat.
Post by: kj1225 on July 25, 2014, 01:51:18 am
Post by: Lyeos on July 25, 2014, 01:53:17 am
Post by: Beirus on July 25, 2014, 01:54:37 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 25, 2014, 01:59:55 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 25, 2014, 06:52:53 am
Sounds good. Thanks potato.
I dunno. Eat mechanical grass?
[1]
There's no such thing as mechanical grass, you dummy.
What's a giant mechanical goat supposed to eat then!?
O.O 35 degrees Centigrade!? That's like.... * does mental math * * fails mental math * HOT! I think the most it ever gets here is like 30. I dunno. What's 102 degrees Fahrenheit in Celsius? Cos that's like record temps... It's usually around 95. It's the humidity that gets you though. Sweating is useless here because the air is too over-saturated with moisture to accept your sweat-water so it just clings to you retaining all the heat. Still though. 35 degrees... Ach.Or with KoSS.
Fuckin' Canada, being hot...
Australia has 35 degree summers. I hate you.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 25, 2014, 09:19:53 am
Post by: Alev on July 25, 2014, 12:32:59 pm
Post by: Salsacookies on July 25, 2014, 01:05:36 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 25, 2014, 01:32:57 pm
Post by: Arx on July 25, 2014, 01:42:15 pm
Use sigils to construct cross-dimension portal. Invite the girl to come with.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 25, 2014, 01:57:52 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 25, 2014, 04:42:17 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 25, 2014, 06:13:59 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 25, 2014, 07:53:50 pm
Aw yeah, go revolutionnize some shit.
[1]
Nope. You harden and become basalt.
Sue the fifth wall.
[5]
You make twelve million dollars in the ensuring court case.
Romantic meal in the bunker.
[3]
Ain't got no food, yo.
Disassemble the first one and make the second a dark queen of villainous candy canes or something because it's gonna happen sometime.
[6]
And now the dark queen of candy canes is causing sugary destruction across the galaxy.
Pop out of his mouth and poison one of his potatoes.
[4]
You poison them, but he doesn't seem affected.
Sell control of my kidneys to the GM for mgaic influenza.
[5]
Okay.
Pop out of a wormhole from a different multiverse
[2]
Nope, still stuck in that multiverse.
FIND OUT HOW A INFANT CAN DEFEAT ME.
[3]
Brute strength, apparently.
That, I'm afraid I don't know.
Use sigils to construct cross-dimension portal. Invite the girl to come with.
[1]
The sigils don't work. The girl looks at you funny.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Explosively inflate self to assassinate Ash Ketchum. WHY WON' T HE DIE ALREADY!?
[3]
HE
IS
ETERNAL
Dash into the Dimensional Hole, while screaming to the others in the Potato Plane, "THIS IS OUR ONLY CHANCE OUT! RUUUUN!"
[6]
Annnd it leads back into the exact same dimension. The others shank you.
Post by: blazing glory on July 25, 2014, 08:06:50 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 25, 2014, 08:16:57 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 25, 2014, 08:26:35 pm
Post by: kj1225 on July 25, 2014, 08:35:03 pm
Post by: Alev on July 25, 2014, 08:38:49 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 25, 2014, 09:19:12 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 26, 2014, 12:48:12 am
Post by: Arx on July 26, 2014, 03:45:47 am
Okay, that could have gone better. Round two.
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on July 26, 2014, 06:01:40 am
Buy Nintendo((What do you mean by that?))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 26, 2014, 07:46:28 am
SUMMON 419NOSCOPE
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 26, 2014, 11:26:07 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 26, 2014, 11:51:37 pm
Start launching potatoes out of his mouth.
[2]
You aren't strong enough.
Try again. This must work. It's the only way, dammit.
[5]
FREEDOM!
Find food, then have romantic meal.
[2]
No food. Uh oh.
Form a tomb around myself and wait to be unleashed.
[3]
No-one comes. Boo.
Infect everyone outside the Potato Plane with Mgaic Influenza.
[2]
It's non-infectious. Fuck.
Off with her head!
[2]
NOPE
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
FIND OUT HOW AN INFANT CAN HAVE SUCH STRENGHT
[3]
POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Buy Nintendo
[5]
You buy the company. Have fun.
I am sigil! My will shall rule! Open a cross-dimensional portal, but better this time.
Okay, that could have gone better. Round two.
[1]
Nope. The girl is laughing at you now.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
SUMMON 419NOSCOPE
[6]
COUNTERED BY 720DOLPHINDIVETOMAHAWK
AW SHIET
Opposite Day! Opposite of Eternal is already DEAD!
[1]
IT'S NOT OPPOSITE DAY
BURN THIS HERETIC
Post by: Beirus on July 26, 2014, 11:57:04 pm
Post by: blazing glory on July 27, 2014, 12:24:45 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 27, 2014, 12:44:10 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 27, 2014, 01:43:23 am
Post by: kj1225 on July 27, 2014, 01:44:43 am
Post by: poketwo on July 27, 2014, 06:41:03 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 27, 2014, 11:37:05 am
Post by: Alev on July 27, 2014, 12:35:41 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 27, 2014, 03:58:05 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 28, 2014, 02:52:41 pm
VOTEBAN HE
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 29, 2014, 04:21:12 am
Romantic sitting around and looking at stuff, then.
[5]
Woot.
((I have a slight eye related problem, is that a guy with an axe in his chest or something?))
Burn 'er! Burn the witches!
[1]
I literally just said no.
Get a potato cannon!
[2]
You ain't got no potato cannon, son.
Make the ultimate console. Have it be able to be sold cheap by exploiting space alien labor.
[5]
Making some money!
Figure out where I am, relative to the Reich...Or what's left of it.
[2]
Nuttin. You own nothing.
I-it's fine. Someone will come eventually. You know, it's inevitable... Right?
[6]
Someone comes! It's a planet stripper!
FIGURE OUT IF ASH WAS BORN WHEN THE SAIYANS WERE AROUND
[4]
*shrug* I dunno, prolly.
Opps, it was tomorrow, which will be today right... about... NOW! NOW that he's dead, allow poketwo to dissect Ash's corpse.
[1]
CAN'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR CONFOUNDED LOGIC
Break out of Potato Plane.
[5]
Kay.
HAX
VOTEBAN HE
[3]
HE'S THE ADMIN
OHSHIT
Post by: blazing glory on July 29, 2014, 04:23:05 am
Post by: kj1225 on July 29, 2014, 04:24:18 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 29, 2014, 06:08:56 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 29, 2014, 08:32:57 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 29, 2014, 08:58:19 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 29, 2014, 09:08:14 am
Post by: Arx on July 29, 2014, 09:30:42 am
So you say this is your auditorium?
Post by: poketwo on July 29, 2014, 09:44:56 am
Post by: Lyeos on July 29, 2014, 10:00:18 am
Kill another Player or something.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 29, 2014, 12:09:51 pm
Post by: Alev on July 29, 2014, 12:14:02 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 29, 2014, 01:29:07 pm
Post by: Helgoland on July 30, 2014, 05:33:38 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 30, 2014, 06:38:08 am
Well nuke all the potatoes so the GM will destroy everything in a fit of rage.
[2]
You ain't got no nuke.
Yay! ... Oh wait... Oh. I guess that's fine... not like I can do much anyways...
[6]
Eventually, you get turned into a toy dinosaur.
I-it's fine. Someone will come eventually. You know, it's inevitable... Right?
[6]
Someone comes! It's a planet stripper!
((That doesn't sound so bad, I mean, what's so horrible about someone that strips for entire planets?))
Tell my people to contact her people so that we can work on an alliance.
((As in it rips apart planets for raw resources.))
[3]
She wants nothing to do with it.
...Fool GM with confounded logic.
[4]
He now thinks you are a wheel of cheese.
"Hello there..."
Begin rebuilding the Reich.
[5]
Recruiting is going well. Winrar!
GIVE ADMIN FRIED ZUCCHINI
[4]
Fried zucchini is gross.
Make additional vote option to force Smurfington to not abandon his new RtD!
[5]
Um, which one? :P
Change technique. Try walking out of the auditorium.
So you say this is your auditorium?
[4]
"Um, sorta? I own a share of it."
KILL ASH'S MOM 3 YEARS BEFORE PREGMANCY
[1]
He owns the pokemon that control space and time. He woops your ass with time fuckery.
Kill another Player or something.
[3]
You try to stab Beirus in the eye.
Make awesome games for the console.
[6]
Too awesome. Aliens steal them all, because they are assholes.
WEL WHER EM I NAO? HUH?
[6]
Inside the GM's belly. Say hi to the others in there.
Romantic journey back to civilization.
[1]
Some crazy dude stabs you in the eye.
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
[1]
THINGS HAPPENED
Post by: blazing glory on July 30, 2014, 06:50:27 am
Post by: Lyeos on July 30, 2014, 07:09:43 am
Post by: Helgoland on July 30, 2014, 08:22:10 am
Post by: poketwo on July 30, 2014, 08:48:13 am
Post by: blazing glory on July 30, 2014, 09:01:44 am
Post by: Salsacookies on July 30, 2014, 09:13:20 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 30, 2014, 11:56:33 am
Post by: kj1225 on July 30, 2014, 12:33:38 pm
Post by: Alev on July 30, 2014, 12:35:18 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 30, 2014, 01:31:00 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 30, 2014, 01:32:37 pm
Post by: Arx on July 30, 2014, 02:02:30 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 31, 2014, 06:55:40 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on August 01, 2014, 06:27:15 am
Because I am 'insane' or something, you'd have to ask my therapist.
Bah,steal all the potatoes and replace them with pickle's or something.
[5]
The GM is not amused.
((I assumed as much but thought that my version of a colossal stripper destroying entire planets using pure sexiness was more funny.))
Have one of my people sneak into a ball that she hosts and drench her in pigs blood, the result will make everyone hate her, even doctors.
[6]
Nope, you made her more popular.
Sell my spaceship.
[2]
No-one want.
Remove kebab. Replace with hummus.
[5]
Hummus is well received.
FIND OUT HOW TO DEFEAT ASH
[1]
NOPE
Do that one (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137310.0).
[3]
Nope, starting a more complex version of the same game. WHAT A TWEEST!
Throw my multiverse at Ash Ketchum
[2]
Nothing happens, because he is inside it as well. Stupid space-time.
Create XCom to get the games back.
[5]
Games retrieved. And you've got some alien crap to boot.
SIGH Revert back to my old glorious form.
[3]
You are now a amphomorphic poop.
Crawl through intestines.
[4]
You meet the Frog Prince.
"Alev, you must seek out the Sparrow Prince, who lies ahead."
Stab him back, dammit!
[1]
NOPE
Begin scouting the area around The Seventeenth Reich.
[2]
Nothing but goats, dirt, and potato plants.
If I have found my way outside, inspect the area. If not, carry on trying to get out.
[5]
Ooh, massive glowing city. I like.
What up? How about some cheese nachos?
[5]
"Good show, my boy! I anoint you my champion!"
Post by: blazing glory on August 01, 2014, 07:02:49 am
Post by: Helgoland on August 01, 2014, 07:36:38 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on August 01, 2014, 09:19:35 am
Post by: poketwo on August 01, 2014, 09:31:49 am
Post by: Alev on August 01, 2014, 12:44:03 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 01, 2014, 02:15:26 pm
Post by: kj1225 on August 01, 2014, 03:24:06 pm
Post by: Lyeos on August 01, 2014, 04:44:12 pm
Post by: Beirus on August 01, 2014, 05:23:20 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 01, 2014, 08:51:30 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 17, 2014, 09:35:12 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 17, 2014, 12:58:45 pm
Post by: Shadestyle on August 17, 2014, 08:02:47 pm
Post by: blazing glory on August 17, 2014, 08:37:19 pm
(So is this a private thread or can anyone join in?)
Anyone can join but right now smurfington ran off somewhere.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 18, 2014, 06:48:43 am
Yeah... If he doesn't show up in a month or so, we might need to switch GM's. That said, I know what it's like to be too busy to operate a forum game, so... I dunno. Anyways, since I still haven't changed my avatar back to what it's supposed to be...(So is this a private thread or can anyone join in?)
Anyone can join but right now smurfington ran off somewhere.
Stampede
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 18, 2014, 06:50:42 am
Yeah... at what point do we consider electing a new GM?(So is this a private thread or can anyone join in?)
Anyone can join but right now smurfington ran off somewhere.
Also...
Stampede
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on August 19, 2014, 04:38:49 am
Yeah... at what point do we consider electing a new GM?
I WILL CUT YOU
Summon up drill teams and hollow out the cheese and replace it with yellow cardboard.
[3]
You haven't got any cardboard, and now there are gaping holes everywhere.
Start fast-hummus chain.
[6]
Annnd you're bankrupted from a food poisoning lawsuit.
CONTINUE TO TRY TO FIND OUT ASH'S WEAKNESS
[4]
read dem pokemon creepypastas for the answer
Go to Sparrow dude.
[6]
"You have done well to reach this point, but now you must answer my riddle!"
Send out hunting parties, to kill goats and bring back their innards for food.
[1]
The goats preemptively slaughter all of you.
:'(
[2]
Your tears are delicious.
Become the almighty cyberking of sour candies to combat her!
[6]
Nope, now the GM is shipping the pair of you. Uh oh.
Crush Beirus with spaceship.
[1]
Your spaceship is launched into a black hole, because reasons.
Shield wife so she doesn't get caught in collateral from spaceship shenanigans. Pray to GM for salvation, or at least to get us back to the Ice Age plot.
[5]
You are now in a luxury apartment, because reasons.
Use powers that the GM invested in me as his Champion but forgot to mention to get my hands on beer, nachos, bacon, and a DJ to make a party. Those out of the GM's favour are not invited.
[5]
Yaaaaaay
Cough.
[3]
*farts*
Use Alien tech to make better games.
[1]
Nope, the aliens steal your gaming market.
Yeah... If he doesn't show up in a month or so, we might need to switch GM's. That said, I know what it's like to be too busy to operate a forum game, so... I dunno. Anyways, since I still haven't changed my avatar back to what it's supposed to be...(So is this a private thread or can anyone join in?)
Anyone can join but right now smurfington ran off somewhere.
Stampede
[5]
GLORIOUS GOATVULUTION
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 19, 2014, 05:21:59 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 19, 2014, 05:55:20 am
Post by: Helgoland on August 19, 2014, 09:07:16 am
Post by: Shadestyle on August 19, 2014, 09:17:49 am
Post by: Arx on August 19, 2014, 09:54:36 am
Come into existence!
Employ space warp. Impede action.
Post by: kj1225 on August 19, 2014, 11:30:17 am
Post by: poketwo on August 19, 2014, 02:37:47 pm
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on August 19, 2014, 07:59:56 pm
Post by: blazing glory on August 19, 2014, 10:11:00 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 20, 2014, 11:29:24 am
Post by: Alev on August 20, 2014, 12:54:10 pm
Post by: Noel.se on August 20, 2014, 04:53:26 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on August 20, 2014, 06:50:24 pm
Punch Ash Ketchum in the balls.
[3]
He feels no pain.
CUTBEFRIEND GM
[4]
He's put you in the same friendship pool he puts geese in. Progress!
Sue for damages. That food poisoning must have come from somewhere else - our hummus is not legally recognized as food!
[1]
You get counter-sued into oblivion. And jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Come into existence!
[1]
No, you can stay in the quantum foam.
Come into existence!
Employ space warp. Impede action.
[4]
Mission complete.
Hand out a quest or something.
[6]
You offer someone your liver for a packet of chips. There are plenty of buyers.
READ SOME POKEMON CREEPYPASTAS RELATED TO ASH TO FIND OUT HIS WEAKNESS
[6]
And now you are shit scared and creeped out. FUCK MONKEYS ITS ALL TRUE
Quickly murder her because whatever idea of a relationship that the GM has in mind will never work out.
[1]
The GM makes her immortal.
Join the Anti Goat side of the goat wars, riding on my glorious steed an emu, backed by my legions of peanuts!
[1]
The goats employ elephants. No more peanuts.
Change the plot.
[6]
You are now in a pitfall trap. Oh dear.
Slip random Roll Modifiers into the drinks, giving all those in the GM's favour a random Roll Modifier (redundancy is never redundant!).
[5]
"You have done well."
OKaY aS y YOUr RidlEle Thanks "'''"'">
[1]
"What is the meaning of life?"
Ask myself what this thing is.
[5]
The continuation of the no-fourth-wall story of a completely deranged GM who is obsessed with potatoes, with a side of random crossover side plots, cataclysmic destruction and dairy products.
Any questions?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 20, 2014, 06:54:10 pm
Post by: kj1225 on August 20, 2014, 06:55:13 pm
Post by: Shadestyle on August 20, 2014, 06:59:09 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 20, 2014, 07:01:45 pm
Post by: blazing glory on August 20, 2014, 07:14:17 pm
((Haven't posted here in awhile are there any story type things going on?))
Not really.
No I'm not.
Post by: poketwo on August 20, 2014, 07:36:46 pm
Post by: Helgoland on August 20, 2014, 09:47:38 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 20, 2014, 11:18:11 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 21, 2014, 01:45:41 am
Post by: Noel.se on August 21, 2014, 05:07:11 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 21, 2014, 10:57:24 am
Post by: Alev on August 21, 2014, 11:55:43 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on August 23, 2014, 07:06:27 am
Falcon punch a goose.
[5]
One beheaded goose get.
That's a trade. Not a quest.
[1]
Fucks Given: NIL
"Pretty please can I exist in euclidean space?" Shadestyle asks the GM.
[2]
Apparently not.
((Haven't posted here in awhile are there any story type things going on?))
Not really.
No I'm not.
[1]
Reality says you are.
USE THE CREEPYNESS OF THOSE CREEPYPASTAS TO KILL ASH
[1]
Ash wrote them. ASH WROTE THEM
Start a prison revolt.
[3]
The revolt is pacified by stripper cops, your natural enemy.
GEESIFY GM
[6]
you must join us
ASSIMILATE INTO THE GOOSEMIND
Debate creationist
[6]
A deist interrupts, and screws both of your arguments in the rectal regions.
Bury her underground for all eternity.
[6]
Annnd she's stitched herself to you.
Summon ants.
[3]
You summon one ant. Woo.
Find out what random roll modifiers each player got and create a 'Kryptonite' for each one- to protect the GM, of course.
[2]
No players went. Super awks.
i dunno is it fortitoo?
[4]
"I dunno, probably. Now, you must journey to the stomach, and consult the Catatafish."
Post by: Helgoland on August 23, 2014, 08:27:39 am
Post by: poketwo on August 23, 2014, 09:03:17 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on August 23, 2014, 10:04:34 am
Post by: Nidilap on August 23, 2014, 10:19:00 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 23, 2014, 10:34:19 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 23, 2014, 11:11:24 am
Post by: Shadestyle on August 23, 2014, 12:04:33 pm
Post by: Helgoland on August 23, 2014, 12:49:40 pm
Try to find outlawsHello. My name is Helgoland. You requested outlaws. Pleased to make your aquaintance.
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 23, 2014, 01:23:51 pm
Post by: blazing glory on August 23, 2014, 07:42:37 pm
Post by: Noel.se on August 25, 2014, 04:38:40 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on August 25, 2014, 05:02:12 am
Send in the Leather Gang.'
[1]
They go on strike and demand better payment.
THEN THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO DO, SLICE UP THE CORE OF THE PLANET ASH IS ON
[6]
He has every pokemon, including the legendaries. He uses them to fix the core.
H E L P
[5]
A monkey grabs you and runs off into the distance. Huh.
Try to find outlaws
[3]
You find a group of lame teenagers who think spray painting is cool. Meh.
Make a sandwich from the dead goose.
[6]
ZOMBIE GOOSE SANDWICH
Nope.
[3]
Yep.
Exist in non-euclidean space then.
[2]
No, you get to stay in the paradoxical void.
Share my disappointment by complaining about my woes to Ash.
[6]
Ash gives no shits.
Convince reality that it's drunk and should go home.
[6]
Reality decides to take a break in your sector.
On that note, you just unmade yourself, as well as a good chunk of the universe.
Make my ant bigger.
[2]
You lack enough magicks.
Pick a random Anime-verse and rule it with an iron fist.
[4]
You are given control of humanity in the world of Attack on Titan.
AHahahah, you're dooomed.
Post by: blazing glory on August 25, 2014, 05:13:14 am
Post by: Helgoland on August 25, 2014, 06:48:03 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 25, 2014, 12:46:28 pm
Post by: Alev on August 25, 2014, 12:58:51 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 25, 2014, 01:51:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 25, 2014, 03:31:51 pm
Post by: Noel.se on August 25, 2014, 03:50:51 pm
Post by: Shadestyle on August 25, 2014, 04:29:56 pm
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on August 25, 2014, 05:08:27 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 07:42:25 pm
H E L PDo the Helping.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 25, 2014, 08:46:40 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on August 26, 2014, 04:14:06 am
Have a team of engineers and builders create larger walls while I use dirty tricks to win battles against the Titans.
[6]
"Spoilers, lol"
The titans inside the inner walls break out and eat everyone. Oopsies.
Manifest somewhere else in a major battle.
[5]
You are now currently in the Battle of Thermopylae.
Send in their dommes, then, if we're having a BDSM-themed prison revolt.
[6]
The prison becomes a [REDACTED]. Eww.
epon
[2]
Poops!
go 2 da stumak or wateva
[2]
no
Invent a new Pokemon Type: Eldritch Type.
[6]
It's sȗ͚̘̺̖̻̩̼ͪ̆͊ͨ͢p͂̄ͫͮ̅ͥ҉̫̀e͎͍̣̭̰̖͊̉̿̀̕͜r̸̲͎͉̬ͥ̽ͯ͜͜ ̷̢̫̪̬̮͉͖͍̾̑ͩ̀ͭ̚͞e̵͍̰͚̬͓̺͎̾͑̒͑̄ͧ͒f̵̷̗̺̂̃̄̋ͭͯf̴̩͈ͦ̎̈͝e̡ͤ̈́ͬͯ̍̀҉̥-̫͎̘͚̬̎̂ͩ́ò̵̤̼̣͎͇̬̝͇̩͊̋̒͢ḧ̢͍̭̼͔͑͗ͦ̑̔ͥ̒͘g̛͕̪̳̹̘̊͆̐́͝ȍ̪̭̻̰̮̲̦͚̑̅͌̂̈́͡ͅd̷͔̝̩͕͑ͤ̎ͩ͛̂͗̕ͅͅw̶̶̛̟̮̦̪͙̦͓͒̒̐̽̓ͅḩ̖̘̳̖̙̮̽̂̓ͩͩy̡̦̗͖̝̋͌͆
CREATE SOLID LIGHT AROUND HIM
[4]
It stops it, temporarily at least.
Get more magicks.
[5]
Magicks get!
Exist as a hallucination of Alev's diseased mind.
[4]
You only show up half the time.
H E L PDo the Helping.
[4], [3]
Walnuts escapes, but lemon gets them both in the shit again.
Open fire on the Zombie Sandwich. GM-Bless my revolvers.
[4]
The GM's blessing shoots poop bullets. Gross.
Post by: blazing glory on August 26, 2014, 04:16:07 am
Post by: Helgoland on August 26, 2014, 04:24:05 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 26, 2014, 09:50:04 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on August 26, 2014, 09:59:12 am
Post by: Noel.se on August 26, 2014, 12:27:30 pm
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on August 28, 2014, 04:43:36 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 31, 2014, 08:00:07 pm
H E L PHELP AGAIN! XD
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on August 31, 2014, 11:16:23 pm
Get my wife to kick the GM in the testicles for handing out spoilers like candy on Halloween, if it's something that he made up then have my wife kick him in the testicles for doing that instead.IT
Spoiler: MUHAHAHHAHAH (click to show/hide)
Post by: NAV on September 01, 2014, 12:58:46 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 01, 2014, 01:01:08 am
Go watch anime because I'm bored.
JOIN
Post by: Shadestyle on September 01, 2014, 07:32:55 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on September 02, 2014, 03:12:40 am
As per my new avatar rotation since I last played, invade as armada of diverse, flying skulls.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on September 02, 2014, 03:34:53 am
I cast summon bigger fish over both armies.
[4]
You equally damage your forces as well. Stupid bigger fish.
Start selling tickets.
[4]
A lone goat buys all of them.
Get my wife to kick the GM in the testicles for handing out spoilers like candy on Halloween, if it's something that he made up then have my wife kick him in the testicles for doing that instead.
[2]
"I have more where that came from, boy."
Curse the GM with eternal sharting!
[1]
You curse yourself with eternal sharting.
Sigh. Pull out backup revolvers. Make SURE they don't shoot poop. Kill sammich.
[6]
These ones shoot candy floss. The sammich eats you.
Use Magicks to summon more ants.
[2]
You require more vespene gas.
H E L PHELP AGAIN! XD
[5],[5] D:
You finally get your assistance.
Go watch anime because I'm bored.
[2]
No anime for you!
Go watch anime because I'm bored.
JOIN
[6]
You get to watch anime of the GM's choosing! 99% of it is pretty damn ecchi.
Switch to Lordslowpoke's mind so i=I can watch anime with the gang.
[5]
Don-daaaaaaamn.
What is this? Prison revolts and watching TV? Time was they challenged gods, GODS I tell you!
As per my new avatar rotation since I last played, invade as armada of diverse, flying skulls.
[5]
Your forces number in the trillions!
Post by: blazing glory on September 02, 2014, 04:38:02 am
Post by: Helgoland on September 02, 2014, 05:41:01 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on September 02, 2014, 07:56:01 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 02, 2014, 08:11:24 am
Post by: WillowLuman on September 02, 2014, 12:20:34 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on September 02, 2014, 03:15:52 pm
Post by: poketwo on September 02, 2014, 04:39:50 pm
Post by: Shadestyle on September 02, 2014, 04:55:31 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 02, 2014, 05:21:30 pm
............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
Post by: NAV on September 02, 2014, 06:57:17 pm
Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2014, 12:35:17 am
Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
Post by: NAV on September 03, 2014, 12:55:45 am
Remind Badlemons that he can only have one action a turn.Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2014, 12:58:42 am
^_^ Impeded that to and give NAV a hug.Remind Badlemons that he can only have one action a turn.Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
Post by: TamerVirus on September 03, 2014, 09:55:53 am
^_^ Impeded that to and give NAV a hug.Remind Badlemons that he can only have one action a turn.Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
IMPEDE ACTION
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 03, 2014, 09:56:55 am
^_^ Impeded that to and give NAV a hug.Remind Badlemons that he can only have one action a turn.Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
IMPEAD ACTION
IMPLEAD ACTION
Post by: Arx on September 03, 2014, 10:55:37 am
IMPLEAD ACTION
Impede Action. Also, summon GM.
Post by: Helgoland on September 03, 2014, 05:10:22 pm
Scratch that other action I posted, become quote pyramid salesman instead.^_^ Impeded that to and give NAV a hug.Remind Badlemons that he can only have one action a turn.Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
IMPEAD ACTION
IMPLEAD ACTION
Post by: TalonisWolf on September 03, 2014, 05:16:07 pm
Post by: blazing glory on September 03, 2014, 05:42:34 pm
Scratch that other action I posted, become quote pyramid salesman instead.^_^ Impeded that to and give NAV a hug.Remind Badlemons that he can only have one action a turn.Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
IMPEAD ACTION
IMPLEAD ACTION
Eat all actions!
Post by: Lyeos on September 04, 2014, 05:52:58 pm
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on September 04, 2014, 06:54:32 pm
Post by: Helgoland on September 05, 2014, 04:35:47 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on September 05, 2014, 05:29:09 am
Massacre the Titans within the city walls and then take on the ones outside.
[6]
The titans are dead, but now you've got no walls.
And which one is mine?
[1]
None of them.
INSULT GM'S TASTE IN ANIME
[6]
Oh, I see you have an opinion of your own. Let me fix that for you.
Blood for the bloodburgers! Skulls for the skull armada!
[1]
They are eaten in their entirety by a small dog. Stupid tiny skulls.
ASK ASH IF HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE ALL THE SODAS TOGETHER
[6]
You get [REDACTED]
EAT MY WAY OUT OF THE SAMMICH! Also, scream bloody murder at it as I tear it apart.
[5]
Noooo, zombie sandwich is deaaad.
Scratch that other action I posted, become quote pyramid salesman instead.^_^ Impeded that to and give NAV a hug.Remind Badlemons that he can only have one action a turn.Impede the impeding action.Impede this action.............hhhhh.................Ponder what this means.
IMPEAD ACTION
IMPLEAD ACTION
Eat all actions!
What the fuck.
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Fuck that, I'm only rolling it once:
[1]
Everyone who posted in the pyramid gets chucked in a pit full of bears.
Backhand all actions in the quote pyramid.
[1]
You can go in too.
I didn't mean to start it, don't backhand me!
[5]
You manage to escape the mass bear pitting.
Me neither, I was just tryin' to make a buck.
Just like your mother, ohohohoho.
By the way, I am definitely not your father.
Post by: Helgoland on September 05, 2014, 05:48:32 am
Post by: blazing glory on September 05, 2014, 06:00:10 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on September 05, 2014, 08:04:16 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 05, 2014, 09:10:55 am
Nom on badlemons for being naughty!Natural lemon defence ACTIVATE!
Post by: NAV on September 05, 2014, 01:00:48 pm
Post by: Lyeos on September 05, 2014, 01:01:32 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on September 05, 2014, 03:08:19 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on September 05, 2014, 03:43:23 pm
Dog is now Skulldog, with the power of trillions of tiny skulls. Skulldog looks for more tiny fleets to consume.
Post by: kj1225 on September 05, 2014, 04:05:08 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on September 06, 2014, 12:56:42 pm
Challenge Ash into trying to catch an Eldritch Pokémon. If he succeeds, he's Eldritch. If he doesn't, this will somehow kill me. How can this go wrong?
Y̒̀ͨ̐ͭ͑͐́͌҉͍̲Ǫ͎̙́̃Uͥ̎͏̙͙̺̝͕͇̻͖ͅ ̰̲̠̯̪̖ͮS̮̤͍̱̭͖̱̋́ͦͬ́ͥ͟K̹̙ͩ́̃͋͌͛̽͒Ī̠ͤͦ̋ͬ̕P͋̾͏̸̮̭̦̙̩͔͔̖P̆ͥ̕ͅE̱̟͛̾͆̓́̂͋͟D̜̤̮̘̭̦͈̉͊ͩ̓ͧͤ̕͠ ̨̤̼͙͎͑͒̀M͕̼͙̘̪̮̖̪̂͛ͦͅẸ̶̹̫̘̉ͯͩ̈ͣͫ̉ͅ.̸̧̻̳͎͈̦̉ͮͬ
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on September 18, 2014, 04:21:45 pm
Organize the bears into trade unions.
[2]
The bears eat you, as they are glorious communists. Whoops.
Convince the bears to team up with us to fight the corporate machine!
[1]
The bears are the corporate machine. There you have it, modern humanity is being controlled by a bunch of bears in a pit. You win this round, commies.
Murder the lack of walls by using my Death Note that I totally had all this time.
[1]
The GM steals the Death Note. And your liver.
Nom on badlemons for being naughty!
[3]
The lack of a mouth makes this difficult.
Nom on badlemons for being naughty!Natural lemon defence ACTIVATE!
[3]
You taste like shit.
Pit full of bears? No, it's a pit full of beans.
[6]
Well, I guess you can name the bears whatever you want.
The beans eat you alive.
Stuff the others in a bear.
[1]
The others stuff you in a bear.
Throw zombie sandwich into bear-pit.
[2]
The bears and zombie sandwich are total bros.
What an amazing misestimation of scale on the part of the invasion planners...
Dog is now Skulldog, with the power of trillions of tiny skulls. Skulldog looks for more tiny fleets to consume.
[1]
Oh shit, space cops!
Become well liked NPC.
[1]
You're the Scrappy. BOO
Challenge Ash into trying to catch an Eldritch Pokémon. If he succeeds, he's Eldritch. If he doesn't, this will somehow kill me. How can this go wrong?
Y̒̀ͨ̐ͭ͑͐́͌҉͍̲Ǫ͎̙́̃Uͥ̎͏̙͙̺̝͕͇̻͖ͅ ̰̲̠̯̪̖ͮS̮̤͍̱̭͖̱̋́ͦͬ́ͥ͟K̹̙ͩ́̃͋͌͛̽͒Ī̠ͤͦ̋ͬ̕P͋̾͏̸̮̭̦̙̩͔͔̖P̆ͥ̕ͅE̱̟͛̾͆̓́̂͋͟D̜̤̮̘̭̦͈̉͊ͩ̓ͧͤ̕͠ ̨̤̼͙͎͑͒̀M͕̼͙̘̪̮̖̪̂͛ͦͅẸ̶̹̫̘̉ͯͩ̈ͣͫ̉ͅ.̸̧̻̳͎͈̦̉ͮͬ
Alright, I'll give you a roll boost to compensate.
[5+100]
He catches it flawlessly. He's caught like 6 of them before. Nevertheless, you are atomized in the process.
Post by: Lyeos on September 18, 2014, 04:23:00 pm
Post by: NAV on September 18, 2014, 04:24:30 pm
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on September 18, 2014, 04:30:04 pm
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 18, 2014, 04:43:39 pm
EAT THE LEMONSROLL AWAY! ROLL AWAY!
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Post by: Shadestyle on September 18, 2014, 04:50:40 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on September 18, 2014, 04:56:01 pm
Post by: blazing glory on September 18, 2014, 05:33:14 pm
Post by: Helgoland on September 19, 2014, 07:13:58 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on September 19, 2014, 10:55:14 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 19, 2014, 02:34:57 pm
Post by: blazing glory on September 26, 2014, 09:43:35 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on September 30, 2014, 04:31:26 pm
Walk around in this new bear suit. By which I mean exit the pit.
[2]
THERE IS NO LEAVING THE PIT
Become ghost, then go hi-five kj1225. I am also the scrappy, from a long time ago.
[4]
You can't high-five him, because you're a ghost. Nooooo
EAT THE LEMONSROLL AWAY! ROLL AWAY!
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[1]
The bears eat the both of you.
Mention to the GM that I'm a tank and I don't have a liver, nevertheless, use a variety of spells to build some Titan-proof walls.
[6]
Titans smash all your titan-proof walls. Stupid bastards, you put up signs that say "piss off pls" all around the defenses, but still...
Teleport instantly out of non-nonexistance over to badlemons, while casting "Taste good" on him before eating him whole.
[1]
The bear eats you for looking at him funny.
Skulldog eats the tiny cops.
[1]
Laser guns! Run away!
Bring an axe to the corporate ladder!
[2]
Bears have no time for your capitalist bullshit.
Defeat the system from within! From within the bears, that is.
[5]
You stab several bears in the liver. Progress!
Run from the pit of bears and zombie-duck-sammiches.
[2]
There's no door.
Arrive in latest form.
[6]
Your latest form is now on fire.
Punch GM in potato for not updating.
[3]
For some reason you can't remember, you're inside an escape pod orbiting Jupiter.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on September 30, 2014, 04:40:03 pm
Post by: blazing glory on September 30, 2014, 04:45:00 pm
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on September 30, 2014, 04:47:15 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on September 30, 2014, 05:10:13 pm
Post by: Helgoland on September 30, 2014, 05:49:43 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 30, 2014, 09:45:44 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on September 30, 2014, 10:11:27 pm
Post by: Lyeos on October 10, 2014, 12:15:24 am
Post by: NAV on October 10, 2014, 03:43:35 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on October 16, 2014, 02:38:27 pm
Post by: blazing glory on October 16, 2014, 04:42:29 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 16, 2014, 04:45:51 pm
Post by: blazing glory on October 16, 2014, 05:06:05 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 16, 2014, 05:14:04 pm
Post by: Omeganaut on October 26, 2014, 10:16:36 am
Post by: Arx on October 26, 2014, 12:21:41 pm
And with strange aeons even death may die.
The dead are restless, and may return at any time. Be prepared.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on October 27, 2014, 05:12:04 am
FALCON KICK THE DOOR INTO EXISTANCE
[3]
The door is in Soviet Russia, and it falcon kicks you into existence!
Check escape pod for thrusters.
[1]
It has a goat strapped on the back. The goat bleats.
EAT THE BEARS FORM WITHIN!
[5]
Walnut has eaten bear, despite lacking mouth!
Summon every Magical Girl in existence and sic them on the Titans to appease the GM.
[3]
You summon a pair of them, who are promptly eaten by the laughing titans. Dickweeds.
"Eww."
While skulldog runs from cops, the tiny universe conquering fleets within battle for control of the small intestine!
[2]
You get pooped out. Drat.
Stab the small intestine.
[6]
You attract the local immune system, which in this case is tiny bears with laser eyes and capes with the canadian flag on them, surrounded by monkeys. This does not bode well.
Use lemon juice to burn my way out.
[4]
You manage to use lemon juice to burn your way through the butthole. Poop-covered freedom!
If the lemons burn out, eat the lemons.
[4]
Well, enjoy your tapeworms.
MOVE THE PIT WITH ME.
[2]
The pit is not one to be controlled by mortals.
Fly to the moon.
[1]
The moon got destroyed like 200 pages back. Jesus, man, keep up with the continuity.
Become the Bear Pit and drain the players within of their POWAR.
[4]
YOU ARE THE BEAR PIT.
POWER... OVERWHELMING
Celebrate Lemon's birthday, call it lemon day, or I dunno, maybe he's too lazy to change his avatar.
[5]
You all get party hats.
Has this died? Its been four weeks since the gm last posted...
Ahem...
DO WHAT I WANT
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 27, 2014, 05:27:35 am
Post by: poketwo on October 27, 2014, 05:39:07 am
Post by: blazing glory on October 27, 2014, 06:30:40 am
Post by: Omeganaut on October 27, 2014, 08:44:21 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on October 27, 2014, 08:49:10 am
Post by: Helgoland on October 27, 2014, 09:27:27 am
(Referring to the Russian Civil War here, by the way, not the colonization of America. I'm not that terrible.)
Post by: WillowLuman on October 27, 2014, 10:24:51 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on October 27, 2014, 03:24:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 27, 2014, 05:27:34 pm
MURDER THE SCYTHER-HERETICS ONCE AGAIN, BECAUSE AHAHMUCK YOU, BESIDES, MY NEW PLAN WILL MAKE THE OPOSITE HAPPEN. WHILE STOPPING IT
Post by: NAV on October 27, 2014, 09:43:53 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on October 30, 2014, 03:12:36 am
It seems I'v been eaten again. . .Well time to burn me way out I guess -_-.
[2]
Mucus lined stomach. Noooooo
THATS IT, FIRST GET ALL MY SCYTHERS OFF PLANET
[1]
They get off planet in bodybags. Because they're all dead.
Feed the goat ALL THE PARTY HATS!
[2]
The goat isn't eating your cheap shit.
Enter the fray and attack everything with flaming potatoes that are on fire. For Pony!
[6]
In response, everyone beats the everloving tar out of you until nothing but gibbets are left.
Possess a random player.
[5]
You possess Poketwo!
Make the immune system revolt! Whites against reds, just like in the good ol' times...
(Referring to the Russian Civil War here, by the way, not the colonization of America. I'm not that terrible.)
[3]
The immune system starves shortly afterwards. Shit.
Now, free from their disgusting prison, the universe-conquering skull fleet... goes to Denny's.
[2]
Denny's is closed.
MURDER THE SCYTHER-HERETICS ONCE AGAIN, BECAUSE AHAH
[4]
You set the bodybags on fire. Close enough.
Have my wife rain sugary destruction upon the Titans!
[5]
They're too distracted by pie to go enslaving. Truly, a power not to be underestimated.
Edit the previous turn to give me a 5.
[1]
The GM turns you into a potato. Just cause.
Post by: blazing glory on October 30, 2014, 03:58:32 am
Also make GM update Post-Apocalyptia, just cuz.
Post by: poketwo on October 30, 2014, 05:41:49 am
Post by: Helgoland on October 30, 2014, 08:40:25 am
Now I am become AIDS, destroyer of one-night stands.
Post by: Omeganaut on October 30, 2014, 09:22:24 am
"Unimaginable power could be yours for only One picked-up shiny!"
Post by: WillowLuman on October 30, 2014, 10:09:39 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on October 30, 2014, 02:26:44 pm
OK, NOW KILL AND IMPERSONATE AN INQUISITORIMPEDE AND DESTROY ENEMY. HERETIC.
Post by: poketwo on October 30, 2014, 03:54:39 pm
BUT NOT THIS POTATO ONE, THE ONE WITH THE GOD EMPEROR AND EXTERMINATUS SCHTICKOK, NOW KILL AND IMPERSONATE AN INQUISITORIMPEDE AND DESTROY ENEMY. HERETIC.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 30, 2014, 03:58:31 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on November 01, 2014, 12:01:15 pm
Post by: Lyeos on November 01, 2014, 08:06:50 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on November 02, 2014, 08:08:01 pm
Complain to the GM that this is a low quality goat.
Also make GM update Post-Apocalyptia, just cuz.
[2]
The GM smites you for your dispute of goat quality. They're fucking certified by the greatest goat surveyors in Northern Mongolia.
Resurrect the dead Magical Girls with my knowledge of the arcane as candy versions of themselves and let them fight their way out of the Titans.
[3]
They're resurrected. Yay! Unfortunately, candy is easily digested.
OK, NOW KILL AND IMPERSONATE AN INQUISITOR
[4]
They're a bit perturbed by the wings and the non-humanness, but they fall for the disguise.
Spread via sexual contact.
Now I am become AIDS, destroyer of one-night stands.
[5]
Well, now all of Uzbekistan has AIDS. You've been commended for your services toward the glory of Kazakhstan, and awarded the medal of Goatly Honour, the highest civilian award in the country. Great success!
Attempt to get someone to put on my amulet
"Unimaginable power could be yours for only One picked-up shiny!"
[1]
You get stolen by dwarves and get reforged as a doorknob.
To the local, non-chain waffle house!
[1]
The waffle house is actually a secret Space Police hideout. Fark.
OK, NOW KILL AND IMPERSONATE AN INQUISITORIMPEDE AND DESTROY ENEMY. HERETIC.
[3]
The Inquisitors beat the shit out of you for touching one of their agents. Fuckmuffins.
Bust out of whoever it was who ate me alien style.
[6]
You bust out of that shit like Mexicans from Guantanamo Bay. Unfortunatlely for you, you fly right into the mouth of a Leviathan. Fark.
Make bear-pelt fashion line.
[1]
The bears jump off the production line and eat your face. That didn't go to plan.
Become Bearly within mortal comprehension.
[5]
You ascend your bearly form, becoming Talonis, the God of Bears. A winrar is you.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on November 02, 2014, 08:17:34 pm
Post by: Helgoland on November 02, 2014, 08:17:54 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 02, 2014, 08:21:05 pm
Post by: blazing glory on November 02, 2014, 08:43:49 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on November 02, 2014, 08:51:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on November 02, 2014, 08:59:47 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on November 07, 2014, 05:17:49 pm
Perfect! Now it is time to enact the final part of my plan, turn the entire world into candy! Goatmarked by the GM's company Goat Industries of course.
Would that make me Talonis, God of Gummy Bears?
Post by: blazing glory on November 13, 2014, 06:21:50 am
Post by: Omeganaut on November 13, 2014, 08:49:25 am
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on November 13, 2014, 08:57:58 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on November 15, 2014, 05:52:58 pm
Yes
No[/i]
Post by: Lyeos on November 15, 2014, 05:54:50 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on November 16, 2014, 01:03:04 am
What the fuck happened? Best answer gets a roll bonus next turn.
SNAP HERETICS NECK. REVEAL THAT I AM ALSO A HERETIC, AND BEGIN SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLANNESH
[3]
Your puny arms only manage to snap the neck of one man, as you are quite preoccupied screaming while rolling around in your own saliva.
Become the new need-to-have illness, crowding out bulimia.
[5]
You become a beneficial disease. You actually improve the human body.
Yes but once I went flying into their mouth I keep flying out the back of their neck. Which explodes in gore.
[1]
The Leviathan is about the size of Kansas. You are currently dissolving in the beast's stomach acids.
Steal GM's smiting hammer.
[2]
You wake up glued to the underside of the Golden Gate Bridge. Weird how that happens.
Make them into Skull Police!
[5]
Skull cops!
ORDER THE PLANET ASH KETCHUM IS ON TO BE EXTERMINATUS. SAY THAT HE IS "BLESSED" BY NURGLE OR SOMETHING ELSE IN THE WARP BECAUSE FOR ALL OF I TRIED, ON A PLANETARY SCALE, I COULD NOT STOP HIM. HE ALSO HAS MANY POWERFUL DAEMONS ON HIS SIDE, MOST OF THE REST WHERE PROBABLY TZEENCTIAN CREATIONS OR SOMETHING LEFT BY THE DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY. THAT IS WHY WE NEED TO DO SUCH AN ACTION
[6]
He destroys the Imperium. Look what you did. Look.
Perfect! Now it is time to enact the final part of my plan, turn the entire world into candy! Goatmarked by the GM's company Goat Industries of course.
[6]
Candy != Potatoes
"Oh, you're gonna get it."
Perfect! Now it is time to enact the final part of my plan, turn the entire world into candy! Goatmarked by the GM's company Goat Industries of course.
Would that make me Talonis, God of Gummy Bears?
[5]
Why not.
Also smite the forum spam bot running around.
[4]
Welp.
Be a Doorknob. Make all who wish to pass answer my questions three, Else the other side of being on fire while freezing they be.
[1]
They ignore you and open the door anyways, because it has no lock on it.
Yes
[1]
You are now a dog turd.
Yes
No[/i]
[6]
You are the dog which did said turd.
Take a bear's face as a replacement.
[5]
The bears accept you as one of their own.
Everyone gains the internal ability to teleport to a place known only as the Mudpit.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 16, 2014, 01:25:21 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on November 16, 2014, 01:27:45 am
It started in an asylum, I believe. With a different GM.
Post by: WillowLuman on November 16, 2014, 01:35:02 am
Pun version: All of potime and spatato.
Cite people for skull violations and give tickets for improper skullings, arrest criminals for illegal skull things.
Post by: blazing glory on November 16, 2014, 01:49:16 am
Am I glued to train tracks with a train coming at me from a distance for some reason?
Post by: HissinhWalnuts on November 16, 2014, 02:20:50 am
Post by: poketwo on November 16, 2014, 07:08:49 am
Post by: Helgoland on November 16, 2014, 07:50:34 am
Post by: Omeganaut on November 16, 2014, 09:26:33 am
Stupid awful rolls.
Post by: TalonisWolf on November 20, 2014, 08:11:16 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on November 24, 2014, 04:49:32 pm
Teleport out of the stomach to the Mudpit.
[1]
The GM is waiting there, a humongous potato smothered in mud.
TIME TO WRESTLE, BOY
Continue screaming. SLANNESHHHHHFAIL
It started in an asylum, I believe. With a different GM.
[1]
Your vocal cords get cut off. As well as your head. Huh.
All of time and space happened.
Pun version: All of potime and spatato.
Cite people for skull violations and give tickets for improper skullings, arrest criminals for illegal skull things.
[3]
The Skull Mafia counters you at every turn.
Since I never really read the start, I assume the GM wandered off and smurfington turned it into his playground.
Am I glued to train tracks with a train coming at me from a distance for some reason?
[1]
Nope, you're glued to the hundreds of C4 charges planted under the bridge.
Telefrag inferior, lemony food product.
[2]
You get telefrag'd by a SPHEE.
Transform the GM's potato/goat theme into a candy one.
[1-100000000000000000000000000000000000000]
YOU DARE?
SMITE
You are now a single sub-sub-atomic particle.
DOES ASH OBEY THE LAW?
[3]
BREAKS INTO MUSEUMS, HOUSES, MAFIA HIDEOUTS ON THE DAILY
ASH DON'T NEED NO LAWS, EXCEPT OAK'S ABOUT PROPER USAGE OF ITEMS
RESPECT TO OAK
Infect skull police.
[5]
I don't want to know how that works, but now they're super powered.
Visit the realm of demonic overseers and sue them for the return of my warlock powers!
Stupid awful rolls.
You win the roll bonus! A multiplier of twenty-six million! ;D
[3*26,000,000]
You visit every realm of reality at the same time! Unfortunately, this kills you instantly.
Bite people until one becomes a werepoodle.
[1]
You have no teeth.
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2014, 04:56:21 pm
Melt glue!
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on November 24, 2014, 04:57:22 pm
Post by: Helgoland on November 24, 2014, 05:12:03 pm
Something something skeleton bonersInfect skull police.
[5]
I don't want to know how that works, but now they're super powered.
Use skull police to track down and obtain the Form of Potato (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Forms), the very concept of Potatodom that all potatoes are but tarnished images of.
Post by: TalonisWolf on November 24, 2014, 05:16:18 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on November 24, 2014, 05:16:57 pm
Post by: Lyeos on November 24, 2014, 05:26:10 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 24, 2014, 07:01:01 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on November 24, 2014, 07:29:25 pm
Post by: Omeganaut on November 24, 2014, 11:23:09 pm
Also, the reason we are here is mudwrestling.
Post by: TalonisWolf on November 27, 2014, 03:55:48 pm
Calmly tell off TalonisWolf. If he persists, teleport him to where the GM is wrestling people.
Yesssss- make the GM a WEREGM, victory shall be mine!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on November 29, 2014, 08:15:02 pm
Oh, that's alright then.
Melt glue!
[1]
The glue is SUPERULTRAMAGICGLUE. Not coming undone.
Be reborn, for SLANNESH DEMANDS IT
[4]
You are reborn as a tapeworm.
Use skull police to track down and obtain the Form of Potato (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Forms), the very concept of Potatodom that all potatoes are but tarnished images of.
[6]
It's glued to the GM. Huh.
FindWereDentures
[5]
You find several.
Calmly tell off TalonisWolf. If he persists, teleport him to where the GM is wrestling people.
[3]
You get teleported with Talonis into the mudpit.
Teleport to the mudpit. With a bear. With ALL the bears.
[5]
Your bear army is ready.
LETS GET READY TO WRESTLE!
[6]
The GM, being about the size of the moon at that time, squishes you pretty damn easily.
Become a submarine sub-atomic particle.
[1]
That is not how physics works.
Use superpowers to bring GREAT JUSTICE to Skull City
[3]
Skull City doesn't exist, you poo head.
Gloat, because my undeadedness means I am immune to such mundane concerns as death. Eat a baby in celebration.
Also, the reason we are here is mudwrestling.
[2]
You can't eat a baby, having been separated into about a sextillion individual parts. Sorry.
Calmly tell off TalonisWolf. If he persists, teleport him to where the GM is wrestling people.
Yesssss- make the GM a WEREGM, victory shall be mine!
[6]
You are now a potato.
Post by: Lyeos on November 29, 2014, 08:35:48 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 29, 2014, 08:48:48 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on November 30, 2014, 04:11:32 am
Post by: blazing glory on November 30, 2014, 06:13:28 am
Post by: Helgoland on November 30, 2014, 06:15:50 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on December 01, 2014, 10:39:28 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on December 01, 2014, 04:35:06 pm
DANCE
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on December 08, 2014, 05:17:09 am
Reassemble myself back together again.
[2]
There ain't enough glue in the stomachs of every white girl on the planet to put you back together again.
Have the bear army peel the GM-Tato.
[3]
The skin brakes the flimsy bear claws.
Preform lemony WRESTLE move on the GM.
[1]
The GM turns you into a puddle of lemonade.
Defeat the Skull Mafia in whatever city we happen to be Skull Police in, then!
[6]
Mafia City, apparently. You're under arrest by the Mafia Police.
Break the bridge then.
[1]
You flop around, but it doesn't seem to be working. A timer pops up on all the explosives, set for 1 turn. Uh oh.
Make the GM shed his reptilian skin, then snatch the potato.
[6]
It doesn't help that the potato is the size of a star, but you're holding on tightly.
Turn GM-Tato into a Were-GM-Tato.
[3]
You are now a werepotato. It's like a snake biting Chuck Norris.
Do what tapeworms do best.
DANCE
[1]
You give your host intestinal distress, and he starts taking worm pills. OHGODSITBURNS
Post by: blazing glory on December 08, 2014, 06:07:42 am
Post by: Helgoland on December 08, 2014, 07:46:40 am
Post by: WillowLuman on December 08, 2014, 10:50:03 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on December 08, 2014, 03:26:11 pm
BRING CHEER AND FAMINE TO MILLIONS.
Post by: poketwo on December 08, 2014, 04:01:04 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 08, 2014, 04:08:28 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on January 19, 2015, 07:17:02 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on January 19, 2015, 08:48:27 pm
Perform heroic escape!
[6]
You manage to escape into a Piranha tank!
Start a colony on the star-potato to assume control of all that is good and potato in this world.
[6]
The native potatopeople are not happy, and smash your colony up.
Remind the Mafia police the the Skull police have super powers.
[1]
They discover skull police kryptonite: dog slobber.
BECOME DEATH. AND ALSO SANTA.
BRING CHEER AND FAMINE TO MILLIONS.
[5]
Santa Death is the most generous and homicidal person ever!
THAT'S IT, SEND TRILLIONS OF LEVEL 100 SCYTHERS AT ASH
[1]
He oneshots all of them.
KEEP TRYING I WILL GET THE UPPER HAND SOON!
[2]
Nope.avi
Reincarnate as a humanoid frog on a planet of the GM's choice.
[3]
Pluto. You freeze solid instantly.
...Respawn as a Ash Ketchum Clone?
[5]
oh shiet
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 19, 2015, 09:06:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on January 19, 2015, 09:09:41 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on January 19, 2015, 09:42:48 pm
Spoiler: interpretive dance mode (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on January 19, 2015, 09:58:44 pm
Post by: Helgoland on January 20, 2015, 05:12:14 am
Post by: Erils on January 20, 2015, 11:49:50 am
Post by: Helgoland on January 20, 2015, 11:54:18 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on January 20, 2015, 04:56:53 pm
I HATE HIM. THAT'S IT, TIME TO GET TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON BILL TO RELEASE THE POKEMON THAT ASH KEEPS ON USING TO DEFEATE ME. ALL OF THEM
Twist this so poketwo will pay all of Pokemon Bill's Bills and make sure he thinks that I did it.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on January 20, 2015, 04:57:13 pm
Doge is a word that Apple approves.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 20, 2015, 05:53:19 pm
Post by: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on January 20, 2015, 07:33:26 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on January 22, 2015, 01:16:39 am
Slaughter the heretics! WITH JOLLY SMILES!
[4]
You kill the fair majority of them, but the rest escape. For now.
I HATE HIM. THAT'S IT, TIME TO GET TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON BILL TO RELEASE THE POKEMON THAT ASH KEEPS ON USING TO DEFEATE ME. ALL OF THEM
[1]
Twich.tv does what it wants, apparently.
Also, Ash killed you again.
Pray to the vegetable goddess for a miracle.
[4]
A pile of superheated poop lands in front of you.
Activate interpretive dance mode!Spoiler: interpretive dance mode (click to show/hide)
[4]
Interpretive dance mode active for one turn.
Levitate above the tank.
[6]
You levitate under the tank. This does not go well. On the plus side, you found a quarter.
Genocide the potatopeople. Make potato soup from their corpses.
[1]
They beat the shit out of you, Avatar-style.
Miraculously appear to save the potatopeople
[2]
They're strong potato people, they don't need no
I HATE HIM. THAT'S IT, TIME TO GET TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON BILL TO RELEASE THE POKEMON THAT ASH KEEPS ON USING TO DEFEATE ME. ALL OF THEM
Twist this so poketwo will pay all of Pokemon Bill's Bills and make sure he thinks that I did it.
[6]
You also now owe the Japanese Mafia 420,000 dollars. Fuck.
Appear, causing everyone to be caught in the dogespiral.
Doge is a word that Apple approves.
[5]
All interpretive dance pictures must include a doge
Get the GM in a arm lock!
[3]
As a giant potato, the GM does not have arms.
By royal decree outlaw wrestling
[1]
THIS IS MY LAND, CHILD
You are now a potato.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 22, 2015, 01:19:07 am
Post by: WillowLuman on January 22, 2015, 01:52:48 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on January 22, 2015, 03:53:04 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Helgoland on January 22, 2015, 05:27:06 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on January 22, 2015, 06:21:42 am
Post by: poketwo on January 22, 2015, 07:07:49 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on January 22, 2015, 05:03:48 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 22, 2015, 06:39:34 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 24, 2015, 06:57:39 pm
Post by: Erils on January 26, 2015, 04:30:28 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on January 29, 2015, 03:55:37 am
NO MERCY FOR STOOGES
Go find this Ash bloke and see if he needs a hand.
[6]
You are now a pokemon inside Ash's collection.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[1]
very failure, such humilitation, wow
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[3]
You take a piss. The situation does not improve.
Warm up.
[6]
Warmed up to 10,000 degrees. Well done.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[6]
The counterattack is successful, and you kill all the potatopeople. Hurrah!
Unfortunately, they were the only thing keeping potatotitans from being freed. Shit.
turn back into a goat because reasons.
[6]
You are a goat!
You are also on fire!
SIT
[6]
You break your butt. IT'S BROKE, JIM
Take over Japanese Mafia via Dance Off.
[6]
It's far too intense for the time-space continuum to handle, so the gods of dance send you to the eternal dancefloor.
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[2]
You are now one year old. Hurrah.
Paint the Doge blue
[6]
BLUE DOGE IS NOW CANON
ALL HERETICS WHO DO NOT POST BLUE DOGE GET -2 or +2 ROLL BONUS, DEPENDING ON HOW DRUNK I AM
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[3]
I'll do what I want, you sassy bastard.
Post by: Helgoland on January 29, 2015, 05:24:32 am
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Post by: smurfingtonthethird on January 29, 2015, 05:37:15 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on January 29, 2015, 03:35:10 pm
Going for broke here...
Post by: poketwo on January 29, 2015, 04:09:50 pm
ANYWAYS SINCE I WILL GET A 6 NOW......
SMASH ALL OF ASH'S POKEBALLS
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 29, 2015, 04:21:37 pm
Post by: Erils on January 29, 2015, 05:58:06 pm
AKA Avenge the potatopeople
Post by: Amperzand on April 29, 2015, 03:47:45 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2015, 03:54:37 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 04:10:43 pm
WAIT UNTIL JULY FOR POSTS TO HAPPEN
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 29, 2015, 06:29:34 pm
WANKER
WAKE UP
Post by: Yoink on April 29, 2015, 07:01:21 pm
Post by: Amperzand on April 29, 2015, 09:08:54 pm
Post by: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on April 30, 2015, 03:46:21 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 30, 2015, 02:36:15 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 30, 2015, 04:44:46 pm
Post by: SOLDIER First on April 30, 2015, 04:54:47 pm
Exist.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 30, 2015, 05:35:16 pm
Also we MAY get a 'We Are Our Avatars III'.
Post by: blazing glory on April 30, 2015, 05:58:50 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2015, 06:26:08 am
According to him, FINALS
Also we MAY get a 'We Are Our Avatars III'.
Sorry guys, I would've released the new one earlier but this twerp made a pun, so I had to wait until it was ruined.
Incoming. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=151141.new#new)