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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI
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Eh, don't care either way.
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NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 254057 times)

da_nang

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1470 on: June 14, 2014, 03:42:26 pm »

Okay, next turn, I'll bust you out - you get a government job, and help with the repressing of pesky natives. Deal?
Which natives are we talking about here?
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1471 on: June 14, 2014, 05:13:49 pm »

BOOST METER

[4]

WELP

TURN VRASKA INTO GOAT IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE FACEPLANT BUDDY

[5]

Vraska is now a goat.

Then take a dump in the nearest container.

[5]

You do a poop in a dumpster.

TURN VRASKA INTO GOAT IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE FACEPLANT BUDDY

Vraska: LOOK AT HIM AND TURN HIM TO STONE OR SLIT HIS THROAT; AND DO THE SAME FOR HIS GOAT

[2]

You are a goat, and find this to be rather difficult.

Lead glorious underground revolution five years later and free the continent.

[6]

It fails. Dramatically so.

Expand our glorious empire, crushing any resistance beneath our heel. And beneath our +1, let's not forget that.

[2+1]

You gain about 3 metres.

Ghost-bust out?

[3]

They suck you back in. Stupid loops!

MEGA SUICIDE

[1]

You can't find anything to impale yourself on.

Be interviewed by multiversal press. Let the multiverse know how horrible this prison is to imprison an innocent like me. Make sure the scandal secures my release.

[4]

FREEDOM

Mainly to shut you up, granted, but you are free.

Know what? KNOW WHAT!? I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT, YOU GM-ESQUE GOD! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU!

Use molten, fiery RAGE to escape my prison.

[6]

Now you're depressurised, floating through space. Well done.

When your eyes glisten with shame and rage, I drink your tears.

Check what supplies we got.

[6]

A good deal of food and water, a handgun with 2 clips for you and... a pregnancy test?

FUCK

Vraska: Slit LSP's throat, then flee to where the Gods are. Planeswalker powers activate!
Oi, yer almost takin me color!

Having hit rock bottom, get drunk in the nearest establishment.

[4]

Yay for drunk!

Free the rest of the cheese from the evil GM.

[2]

The rest of the cheese is inanimate. Curses.
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Lyeos

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1472 on: June 14, 2014, 05:15:36 pm »

Make a deal for my freedom. Namely, I go free and kill who they need me to kill.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1473 on: June 14, 2014, 05:17:18 pm »

oh well no prison explosions necessary

PROCURE INSTRUMENTS

MAKE NEWGOAT FACEPLANT INTO DRUMS REPEATEDLY WHILE GOATSIMGOAT AND GOATSELF ARE ON GUITAR AND SYNTH RESPECTIVELY
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WillowLuman

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1474 on: June 14, 2014, 05:20:22 pm »

Drunken sadness montage, hopefully ending with stumbling onto the doorstep of some kindly person.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1475 on: June 14, 2014, 05:22:10 pm »

Track down da_nang. Follow him.
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da_nang

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1476 on: June 14, 2014, 05:25:20 pm »

Go back to leading reptile civilization. Come up with a worthwhile megaproject to work on.
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Helgoland

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1477 on: June 14, 2014, 05:40:55 pm »

Establish a cultural exchange with the reptile civilization.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1478 on: June 14, 2014, 06:00:35 pm »

BOOST METER TO FULL WITH MAGIC
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1479 on: June 14, 2014, 06:09:40 pm »

Free the planet!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1480 on: June 14, 2014, 06:09:46 pm »

Set fire to the dumpster's contents.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1481 on: June 14, 2014, 06:45:08 pm »

PUT MY ARM IN MY THROAT
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1482 on: June 14, 2014, 06:45:48 pm »

Sup?
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Beirus

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1483 on: June 14, 2014, 07:47:45 pm »

((Damn my imagination and its faulty contraception.))

Figure out what to do now.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: Meter
« Reply #1484 on: June 14, 2014, 10:40:42 pm »

Vraska: UNGOAT AND KILL
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