Then do it.Seriously, does everyone want to shoot me in the face?I will make a "Roll to shoot GWG in the face", and it will be the most popular game on this forum, if I have too to prove it to you.
Pat GWG on the headwatch your hand, it may get blown off.
SHOOT WITH THE FIREHOSE
POOP CANNON IN FACESo he's about to be hit in the face with liquid poop...
FULL POWER
IGNORE SHOOTY INSTRUCTIONS MAKE GWG ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE[1] YOU FAIL TO SHOOT GWG AT ALL AND HE EATS YOU.
Do not shoot GWG in the face, in fact, difuse situation entirely.[4] GWG IS THANKFUL FOR YOU NOT SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE
Shoot Nerjin in the face for trying to derail the plot.[1] GWG EATS YOU AS YOU ATTEMPT TO MURDER HIS ONLY ALLY
SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE WITH MY ZAKU II[5] YOU OPEN UP THE VULCAN CANNON ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD AND OPEN FIRE
WAND GREATWYRM IN THE FACE[2] YOU SMACK HIM WITH YOUR WAND
Pat GWG on the head[2] GWG BITES YOUR HAND OFF
POOP CANNON IN FACE[3] YOU MAKE A HUGE MESS
FULL POWER
SHOOT WITH THE FIREHOSE[2] IT ENDS UP CLEANING UP THE MESS
Party cannon everyone (hint party cannon is a Yamato cannon)[3] IT TURNS OUT TO BE ACTUALLY FOR PARTIES
FIRE 50 KILO FERROUS SLUG AT GWG'S HEAD. RANT ABOUT SIR ISAAC NEWTON TO GUNNER RECRUITS LATER ON[3] YOU FIRE GARDEN SLUGS AT GWG
[4] GWG IS NOW SCREAMING IN EVEN MORE PAINSpoiler: I shoot GWG in the face (click to show/hide)
REDOUBLE EFFORTS!In addition to previous action, shout, "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too".
REDOUBLE EFFORTS!In addition to previous action, shout, "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too".
((Where does the second quote in your sig come from?))
He deserved it. Seriously, who plays FATAL?IGNORE SHOOTY INSTRUCTIONS MAKE GWG ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE[1] YOU FAIL TO SHOOT GWG AT ALL AND HE EATS YOU.
Indeed.Do not shoot GWG in the face, in fact, difuse situation entirely.[4] GWG IS THANKFUL FOR YOU NOT SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE
He might have deserved it, but...well...too late now.Shoot Nerjin in the face for trying to derail the plot.[1] GWG EATS YOU AS YOU ATTEMPT TO MURDER HIS ONLY ALLY
Thanks. I think.FIRE 50 KILO FERROUS SLUG AT GWG'S HEAD. RANT ABOUT SIR ISAAC NEWTON TO GUNNER RECRUITS LATER ON[3] YOU FIRE GARDEN SLUGS AT GWG
HE IS COVERD IN SLIME
IT MAKES HIS SCALES SHINY
You can't harm me, I'm too pretty to be hurt.Strong words from a stick figure.
Steal GWG's post count.
And you can't handle my post count!Says the kid who never had over 100 posts per day '3'
Kid? You're barely older than me!And you can't handle my post count!Says the kid who never had over 100 posts per day '3'
REDOUBLE EFFORTS![6] YOUR FIREHOSE BLASTS GWG INTO THE ATMOSPHERE
Launch the Sturm Fausts at him![4] YOUR STURM FAUSTS CANT REACH HIM
Reattatch hand using NANOMACHINES, SON[3] YOUR NANOMACHINES COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED, BUT DO SO ANYWAY
Shoot him in the face with a grappling hook.[2] YOU ARE NOW ATTACHED TO THE GWG AS HE FLIES THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
Declare OREOSOME my ally.[3] OREOSOME RELUCTANTLY BECOMES ALLY
Fire-breath Furtaka and Darvi.
Note that even in a game where the entire point is to shoot me in the face, a remarkable number of people are not shooting me.
BECOME MEAT-SHIELD FOR GWG![5] YOU DO SO
Steal GWG's post count.[2] YOU FAIL TO DO SO, HE CONSIDERS YOU TOO PRETTY TO EAT
Action change: Respawn and yell "Hastur Hastur Hastur"[3] YOU SHOUT LOUDLY
Or do so from inside GWG's stomach.
Shoot GWG in the face[4] YOU SHOOT HIS FACE, HE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN
SHOOT LODS OF[1] YOU DAKKA YOURSELFEMONEDAKKA-THAT-ISN'T-MADE-OF-EMONE-NOPE AT TEAM GWG
...Discover the origin of why projectiles are adhering to GWG's face.[2] IT IS COSMIC MYSTERY
Shoot GWG with my Dragon-hunting harpoon gun![2] YOU DO SO, AND ARE NOW ALSO BEING DRAGGED ALONG THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE WITH NAV
Set GWG's postcount aflame[6] HIS POSTCOUNT IS NOW A CONFLAGRATION
Pull out a surfboard and airsurf. Acquire copious amounts of Style Points.[6] YOU AQUIRE UNHEALTHY AMOUNTS OF STYLE POINTS
USE FIREHOSE TO FOLLOW GWG[4] YOU ARE SUPRISINGLY GOOD AT ABUSING USING NEWTON'S THIRD LAW TO ACHIEVE LIFT OFF WITH A FIRE HOSE
Perform a ritual to summon Cthulu.[6] YOU SUMMON CTHULU
Explode him with antimatter![2] YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ANTIMATTER
Un-shiny GWG's scales. :IYOU CAN ONLY PERFORM ONE ACTION PER TURN, BECAUSE THE GM KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THAT RESTRICTION IS LIFTED
Also try to test healing powers on him.
Extract bullets from face.
Shoot my other grappling hook at the ground.[1] YOU ARE NOT FROM JUST CAUSE 2
Attack people(read: THE ENEMIES OF ALMIGHTY GWG) AS A GHOOOOOST[2] YOU ARE A GHOST, AND CAN NOT ATTACK LIVING PEOPLE
USE AUXILLARY FLAMETHROWER TO SHOOT GWG[2] USING THE FLAMERTHROWER AND THE FIRE HOSE IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS IS A BAD IDEA
CONVERT GWGS MINIONS TO JOIN OUR SIDE[1] THEY ARE NOT AMUSED
Pull out a guitar, swing Indiana Jones style up and onto GWG, then ride him into the center of the earth all the while playing Crazy Train at earsplitting levels while the sun changes color.[2+STYLE] YOU SUCCEED IN OBTAINING A GUITAR FROM NOWHERE
Fire a experimental MIRV barrage at GWG[6] EXPERIMENT IS A SUCCESS
SPIN INTO GWG[2] YOU CONTINUE TO SPIN WILDLY
START RIFFING, QUICKLY! THE STYLE CANNOT BE RELEASED WITHOUT RIDING THROUGH THE EARTH WHILE PLAYING THE GUITAR![5+STYLE] YOU SWING ONTO GWG'S BACK, AND WITH A SINGLE SWING OF YOUR ARM, STRUM THE GUITAR
EXPLODE HIM WITH POOP[3] YOU MESS YOURSELF
Not that this does much.REDOUBLE EFFORTS![6] YOUR FIREHOSE BLASTS GWG INTO THE ATMOSPHERE
"...Bahamut-damned ally AI."SHOOT LODS OF[1] YOU DAKKA YOURSELFEMONEDAKKA-THAT-ISN'T-MADE-OF-EMONE-NOPE AT TEAM GWG
YOU DIE
"..."Set GWG's postcount aflame[6] HIS POSTCOUNT IS NOW A CONFLAGRATION
YOU CAN ONLY PERFORM ONE ACTION PER TURN, BECAUSE THE GM KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THAT RESTRICTION IS LIFTED"Great. Now how will people know I'm not an evil dragon? (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0207.html)"
[5] HIS SCALES ARE NO LONGER SHINY
IN FACT THEY ARE QUITE DULL NOW
"Dinner and a show. My enemies are being more courteous than some of my alleged allies."USE AUXILLARY FLAMETHROWER TO SHOOT GWG[2] USING THE FLAMERTHROWER AND THE FIRE HOSE IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS IS A BAD IDEA
YOU ARE NOW SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL
Extinguish postcount with the living bodies of my foes! Let's say...smirfington.[6] YOUR POSTCOUNT HAS BEEN EXTINGUISED
RESPAWN. TRANSFORM THE REMAINS OF GWGS POSTCOUNT INTO 5[1] YOU CAN'T EVEN RESPAWN CORRECTLY
Right half: Climb to GWG and punch him in the face.[6] YOUR RIGHT HALF PUNCHES GWG IN THE FACE
Left half: Use Smurfington to break my fall.
Riff harder. Must annihilate GWG with style.[5] YOUR RIFFING INTENSIFIES FURTHER
Use the power of rock to boost GWG's power[4] YOU ENGAGE IN A ROCK BATTLE WITH REMUTHRA
TURN OFF FLAMETHROWER. AIM FOR GWG[6] YOU SPIN YOURSELF AROUND AND BLAST GWG IN THE FACE
Falcon punch GWG![5] AFTER BEING USED TO EXTINGUISH A FIRE, YOU ARISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHEONIX
Play The Master Chord.[2] YOUR FINGER SLIPS
CORRECT SPINNING WITH GYROSCOPE. PUNCH GWG IN HIS DRACONIC SNOUT.[5] YOU SUMMON A GYROSCOPE AND STABALIZE YOURSELF
Beatbox to enhance Remuthra's riffing.[1] YOU DISTRACT HIM, CAUSING HIS FINGER TO SLIP
Sing chorus to regain focus.[5] THE CHORUS IS AT YOUR SIDE
PUNCH GWG IN THE JEANS[3] YOU GO FOR THE LOW BLOW
USE GWGS POSTCOUNT AS A MASSIVE AND IRONIC BLUGEONING WEAPON TO SNASH HIM WITH[5] YOU LIFT THE POSTCOUNT
Paint pretty pictures on GWG with my blood.[6] THE PICTURES ARE OF MASTERWORK QUALITY
Extract bullets from GWG's face with pliers.[4] YOU REMOVE SOME BULLETS
[5] YOU BLAST THE GWG AGAINCOMPLIMENT MASTAHCHEESE FOR SUCH GAME VERY GOOD WOWBLAST GWG WITH HOSE AGAIN
Enter guitar solo for critical strum velocity! Timespace breach is imminent![2] THE POWER IS TOO MUCH
Bite him in the eye.[3] IT IS RATHER HARD TO DO THAT, SEEING AS HOW THAT IS INSIDE HIS SKULL AND EVERYTHING
SHOOT THE GWG![4] YOU SHOOT THE GWG IN THE FACE
Eat a sandwich. On the Moon.[2] YOU ARE ON THE MOON
FINISH HIM[1] HE FINISHES YOU
FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISMEdit action: SHOOT FURTUKA IN THE FACE.
Punch GWG. :I
Speed up the tempo to trip killerhellhound up. Do it while barrel rolling.laugh as he attempts to beat me in the ways of rock
I have a lot more Riff Power than you do, which means my score multiplier is way ahead.Speed up the tempo to trip killerhellhound up. Do it while barrel rolling.laugh as he attempts to beat me in the ways of rock
FORCE GWG TO PLAY FATALI am embarrassed for knowing that the actual GM title of a FATAL campaign is called a "Maim Master", MM.
SATAN IS THE DM AND THHE OTHER PLAYERS ARE DEATH AND GWG'S ALLIES
Oh, the update is going to be MASSIVE with this many players. Who would've thought that the idea of shooting GWG in the face would be so popular?Everyone who's ever met him.
"Bahamut damn it, Remuthra, stop destroying things!"Play The Master Chord.[2] YOUR FINGER SLIPS
THE SHOCKWAVE ACCIDENTILY HITS MONGOLIA
WHOOPS
YOU ARE LOSING RIFF
"Stop! Destroying! Things!"USE GWGS POSTCOUNT AS A MASSIVE AND IRONIC BLUGEONING WEAPON TO SNASH HIM WITH[5] YOU LIFT THE POSTCOUNT
IT IS IMMENSE
YOU BRING THE POSTCOUNT DOWN UPON THE GWG
HE HURDLES TOWARD THE GROUND, LEVELING THE MIDDLE EAST
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN
"This is creepy."Paint pretty pictures on GWG with my blood.[6] THE PICTURES ARE OF MASTERWORK QUALITY
HIS SCALES ARE NOW SHINY WITH YOUR BLOOD
FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISMYou could try asking nicely, you know...
Hey!Oh, the update is going to be MASSIVE with this many players. Who would've thought that the idea of shooting GWG in the face would be so popular?Everyone who's ever met him.
it is really hard to have an audience flying in the air on the back of a gold dragon that is trying to kill you
Appear in midair with a large crowd to watch the intensifying rock battle between Remuthra and Killer.
And by "a large crowd", I mean a fully equipped army.
Stop suffocating and eat that sandwich![4] YOU EAT THE SANDWITCH
SHOOT THE GWG WITH THE DEATHSTAR.[6] YOU SHOOT THE GWG WITH THE DEATHSTAR
EQUIP IRONMAN SUIT IN EPIC MONTAGE SEQUENCE[3] YOU OBTAIN SUIT
Assimilate self into GWG, take direct control[4] YOU PLANT YOURSELF INTO GWG
Appear in a puff of smoke, wisecrack with poor lip-syncing, air-kick physics in the face, then GWG. EDIT: Also, obtain 'Wuxia meter' to show off my awesomeness.[3] YOU APPEAR NEXT TO GWG
Bite him in the gallbladder.[5] YOU CRAWL DOWN HIS THROAT AND BITE HIS GALLBLADDER
FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISM[6] YOU SET GWG DOWN IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER AND SLAM HIS FACE INTO IT UNTIL HE AGREES TO DO SO
[4] YOU SHOOT FURTUKA IN THE FACEFORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISMEdit action: SHOOT FURTUKA IN THE FACE.
Shoot GWG in the face. With Morphine. Hell, shoot everyone up with morphine. Fun times all around.[4] YOU SHOOT HIS FACE WITH MORPHINE
Ponder the meaning of life.[2] YOU HAVE NO IDEA
BOARD THE MASTERFUL MASTAHCHEESE MECHA. ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF STRANTH WITH THE GOLDEN WYRM. NYAAAAHHHHHHH[6] YOU TAKE CONTROL OF MASTERFUL MECHA
Rock out beat down the weakling REMUTHRA with the power of ROCK[1] YOUR ROCK IS INSUFFICIENT
Shoot GWG. With a plasma rifle.[3] YOUR RIFLE MISSES
Appear leading a squadron of MiG 29s while singing WW2-era Soviet songs! Strafe Remuthra to avenge Siberia and its population, which is actually 40 000 000 people![1] PLANES DON'T WORK IN SPACE BECAUSE EARTH IS DESTROYED
-SNIP-[4] YOU FIRE THE CANNONS
FIRE THE CANNONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speed up the tempo to trip killerhellhound up. Do it while barrel rolling.[3] YOU KEEP THE TEMPO STEADY
NINJA ATTACK EVERYONE WHILE THEY ARE GETTIN' SUM PAAIINKILLAHZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URYynyIVsPw)[1] A NINJA COMES UP AND SPITS IN YOUR FACE
Appear in midair with a large crowd to watch the intensifying rock battle between Remuthra and Killer.[1] CROWD APPEARS
And by "a large crowd", I mean a fully equipped army.
OBTAIN ROMOTE-CONTROLLED MISSILES[3] MISSILE OBTAINED
Upon my return to life, sponsored by Cthulhu, obtain an eldritch meter for myself because Cthulhu.[3] CTHULHU KICKS YOU BACK TO LIFE
HADOKEN![2] YOU SWOOSH YOUR ARMS FORWARD
FORCE GWG TO PLAY FATAL, WHERE SATAN IS THE DM AND THE OTHER PLAYERS ARE DEATH AND GWG'S ALLIES[GM] NO
>Pitch spoiled potatoes at GWG, preferably at super high velocity.I CAN NOT CONFIRM THAT SO NO
I actually have a bag of them so I should get a bonus right?!?!
Convince GM to give me the actions I would have had if I was online when the other turns were being run.[5] YOU LUCKY JERK
Use said actions to heal myself. Use any left over to fix the damage people have been doing to everything.
Cancel GWG's action.YOU ALREADY TOOK YOUR TURN JERK
SCREAM "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL", STAB GWG IN THE FACE WITH A SWORD[6] YOU PERFROM A HEXTRIPLE BACKFLIP AND SPRING OFF THE RINGS OF SATURN TO FLY AT GWG AND STAB HIS FACE
Become gigantic sentient meteor hurtling towards GWG's location.[3] A METEOR IS YOU
72Hoursseconds remain
Achieve maximum riff!Overload his riff
You'll kill us all you fool!Achieve maximum riff!Overload his riff
Dang, Earth got destroyed before I could do it. Oh well.
USE NEAREST PLANET/MOON/WHATEVER TO CHANGE ORBIT INTO DIRECT COLLISION COURSE WITH GWG!
Take control of GWG's brain, make him fly into sun![3] YOU FAIL TO DO SO
Kick Smurfington out of GWG's body/brain with the power of magyks![5] YOU KICK HIM WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS
[5+4+STYLE] THE RIFF IS ABSURDLY OVERLOADEDAchieve maximum riff!Overload his riff
USE NEAREST PLANET/MOON/WHATEVER TO CHANGE ORBIT INTO DIRECT COLLISION COURSE WITH GWG![5] YOU THROW MARS AT GWG
GIVE GWG UNENDING PAIN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVB0UshC82o)[1] YOU GIVE YOURSELF UNENDING PAIN
Be Firestorm pilot, shoot GWG with plasma cannons.[4] YOU BLAST GWG WITH YOUR ADVANCED PSUEDO-ALIEN CRAFT
Say hello to squidgen while he orbital mechanics his way past me.[4] YOU SAY HI
Telepathically. Because y'know, the no air and thus no sound thing.
((@GWG: Wait, You'd be willing to restart The Art of Minimalism? Can you? Please?))((Maybe.))
SMASH GWG INTO ANYTHING HE FIXES TO DESTROY THEM AGAINSMASH GILGAMESH INTO GWG TO DESTROY HIM. GILGAMESH, THAT IS. PROTECT GWG.
Thank you.SMASH GWG INTO ANYTHING HE FIXES TO DESTROY THEM AGAINSMASH GILGAMESH INTO GWG TO DESTROY HIM. GILGAMESH, THAT IS. PROTECT GWG.
Maximum Overload![3] YOU KEEP RIFFING
SMASH GWG INTO ANYTHING HE FIXES TO DESTROY THEM AGAIN[5] REMUTHRA JUST DESTROYED IT SO YOU THROW HIM INTO URANUS
Fire highly pressurized fluid out of my destroyed eye at GWG with enough speed and pressure to cut through metal. Shout SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYE[5] YOU FIRE A GROSS EYE BEAM AT GWG
SMASH GILGAMESH INTO GWG TO DESTROY HIM. GILGAMESH, THAT IS. PROTECT GWG.[4] YOU THROW GILGAMESH INTO GWG
Do the same thing, but with Mercury![2] YOU FAIL TO THROW MERCURY AT HIM
THROW ANTICLIMACTIC SUIT OF ARMOR AT GWG. SUPER CLIMACTIC-LIKE[3] IT CLANGS LIGHTLY AGAINST HIS SCALES
Keep fixing planets.GWG ACTION: [4] YOU COBBLE SOME MORE STUFF TOGETHER
BOOST REMUTHRAS RIFF[2] YOU ARE NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO EFFECT THE RIFF
Aid GWG in repairing planets, and in doing so become an official ally.[6] YOU RECREATE VENUS AND JOIN THE ALLY LIST
WHAT THE SHIT SORT OF MORPHINE WAS THAT. IT'S A PAINKILLER. INJECT ERRYONE WITH PAINKILLER MORPHINES.[2] THE SHITTY KIND
Eat Remuthra. Don't eat any of his instruments. Close the Rifft.[3] YOUR JAWS CAN'T SHUT CLOSE ON HIM
more morphine[6] YOU PUMP MORPHINE INTO EVERYBODY
CHARGE UP MY OWN RIFF[3] YOU NEED A RIFF METER FOR THAT
Become an awesome space rock amplifier for all of the riffing going on.[4] YOU BECOME AN AMPLIFIER
SUMMON DRAGON PLANET. SHOW WORLD THAT GWG IS ONLY CHEAP RIPOFF OF DRAGON.[4] YOU SUMMON A PLANET MADE OF DRAGONS
Riff through GWG.[6+STYLE+AMPLIFIED] YOU CREATE MASSIVE SHOCKWAVES THROUGH THE GWG
THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER."There are so many things wrong with this idea."
Hey, at least I'm making an impact.THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER."There are so many things wrong with this idea."
Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.
Hey, at least I'm making an impact.THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER."There are so many things wrong with this idea."
Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.
I wondered if anyone would pick up on that.AYYYYHey, at least I'm making an impact.THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER."There are so many things wrong with this idea."
Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.
Spawn in with an army of SPESS MEHREENS this time. If I'm allowed to both spawn and have an action, shoot things. Shoot all the things.FTFY
THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.
THROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.[1] THE DRAGONS EAT YOU
TEAR OFF GWG'S SCALES AND BUILD A RIFF METER OUT OF THEM[1] YOU SLIP ON HIS BLOODY SCALES AND SLIDE INTO THE SUN
Construct an extra pair of arms made out of style so I can riff while I riff.[2] YOU FAIL TO MAKE THE ARMS AND LOSE SOME OF YOUR RIFF IN THE PROCESS
Protect GWG! (Auto action, as well.)[5] YOU ASSIGN YOUR SELF AS AN AUTO-GUARDIAN
Set up turrets on GWG to shoot at anyone who attacks him[1] YOU SET UP TURRETS AND THEY BACKFIRE AND MURDER YOU
RAHHHG WHY AM I NOT LISTED AS ONE OF THE PEOPLE FOLLOWING GWG BECAUSE I AM LITERALLY INSIDE HIM?BECAUSE THE GM IS LAZY AND STUFF
DETONATE A GRENADE INSIDE HIM AND USE THE SHOCKWAVE TO PROPEL MY RIGHT HALF OUT HIS MOUTH.
IF DEAD, COME BACK TO LIFEI DON'T REMEMBER WHO'S DEAD OR NOT
HACK KILLERHELLHOUNDS TURRETS TO ATTACK GWG AND HIS ALLIES INSTEAD
RAM INTO GWG USING FIREHOSE PROPULSION[4] YOU RAM INTO HIM
FIRE THE MEOW LASAH AT GWGs FACE.[6] THE SOUND OF TEN THOUSAND NYANS STRIKE THE GWG IN THE FACE
Play some moon golf[2] YOU HIT A GOLFBALL ON THE MOON
Use psychology to convince GWG to eat himself.[2] HE DECIDES THAT EATING YOU WOULD BE MORE SATISFYING
Keep shooting.[4] YOU SHOOT GWG
Summon a mecha. Do some gattai combination with GUNINANRUNIN's Mecha.[1] YOU SUMMON A MECCA
Spawn in with an army of SPESS MEHREENS this time. If I'm allowed to both spawn and have an action, shoot things. Shoot all the things.[5] SPESS MEHREENS OBTAINED
Use newly gained Sun power to melt GWG and friends[2] YOU GAIN NO POWERS FROM SUN
INFECT GWG AND HIS ALLIES WITH MY COLD, GIVING THEM A MINUS TO FUTURE ACTIONSI HAVE NO WAY TO PROVE THIS SO NO
I HAVE A BAD COLD AND AS SUCH SHOULD GET A BONUS!
[3] THE DRAGONS WOULD EAT YOU TOO BUT THEY ARE FULL ON ELEPHANTSTHROW DRAGON PLANET AT GWG. TELL DRAGON PLANET THAT GWG INSULTED ITS MOTHER.Assist with my crazy space powers.
Continue eating Remuthra before he destroys anything else. Besides, his music's terrible.[6] THE REMUTHRA HAS BEEN EATEN
[3] YOU APPEAR NEXT TO GWGNo it's not, everyone knows that martial artists in Wuxia movies don't need to breathe! After meditating these few turns I missed, Re-attempt gaining Wuxia meter.
UNFORTUNANTLY THE EARTH IS GONE SO THERE IS NO AIR
THIS IS PROBLEMATIC
Use ghost powers to possess GWG and fly him into a black hole."Sure, just fly me tens of thousands of light-years without me noticing."
Riff my way out.MAXIMUM RIFF OVERLOAD
MASTAHCHEESE! WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS RIFF LEVEL?Riff my way out.MAXIMUM RIFF OVERLOAD
TRANSFORM THE SUN INTO MY PERSONAL RIFF METER[2] THE SUN REFUSES TO COOPERATE
Respawn.[6] YOU DO SO
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.
>INFECT GWG AND HIS ALLIES WITH MY NEWFOUND SICKNESS[4] GWG GETS A SMALL COUGH
After meditating these few turns I missed, Re-attempt gaining Wuxia meter.[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED
Check Elerium levels.[4] ELERIUM LEVELS LOOK PRETTY GOOD
Get lazer guitar and riff on top of GWG's head[2] YOU FAIL TO REOBTAIN RIFF
Use ghost powers to possess GWG and fly him into a black hole.[1] YOU DIE AS A GHOST
IGNORE SHOULDER PAIN. PROCEED TO REPEAT ACTION.[5] YOU RAM INTO DOOMBLADES FACE
Appear in a flying tank, then! Open fire on GWG! Siberia must be avenged![2] YOU APPEAR IN A LAND TANK WITHOUT A PRESSURIZED CABIN
Pretend to side with GWG, only to brutally backstab him by stabbing him. In the back.[4] YOU BACKSTAB GWG IN THE BACK
[5+2+STYLE+OVERLOAD+AMPLIFIER] REMUTHRA RIFFS SO HARD HE BURSTS OUT OF GWGS CHEST IN A SHOWER OF GLORY AND GOREMASTAHCHEESE! WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS RIFF LEVEL?Riff my way out.MAXIMUM RIFF OVERLOAD
Crash into dragon planet, causing a dragonsplosion that hopefully hurts GWG.[2] YOU CRASH INTO DRAGON PLANET
Throw GWG into the sun[2] THE GWG IS TOO HEAVY NOW THAT HE IS MADE OF LEAD
Give GWG duct tape (because ANYTHING can be fixed with duct tape) while piloting/using anti-Terror Star.[6] YOU THROW DUCT TAPE AT GWGS FACE AND FLY AROUND IN AN ANTI-TERROR STAR
Become Falco of Star Fox. Aim for the eye's of GWG.[4] YOU OBTAIN ARWING BUT YOU ARE STILL NOT ACE PILOT
Recover from unfortunate moon golfing accident. Congratulate self on hitting the ball into orbit.[4] YOU PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK
Command SPESS MEHRENS to FIRE EVERYTHING at that dragon!!![1] THE SPESS MEHREENS MISHEAR YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER
SPINKICK PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGs MAW.[6] YOU PERFORM A OCTUPLE BACKFLIP AND ROUNDHOUSE PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGS MOUTH
Reprogram turrets on self so they shoot people trying to attack/harm me.[3] TURRETS REPROGRAMED
Yes, feed me bonuses...
Teleport his liver to outside his body.[1] YOU TELEPORT YOUR OWN LIVER INSIDE GWG
Initialize the Omnicidal AI XantalOS 0.4 which has orders to immediately carpet bomb the universe, or eldrichify it.[3] THE XANTALOS 0.4 ARRIVES
Use firehose to spew fire at GWG or Doomblade. WHATEVER SOMEONE WILL CATCH FIRE[2] THE FIREHOSE SPEWS WATER
[1+5+STYLE+OVERLOAD+AMPLIFIER] IT'S A GOOD THING FURTUKA ASSISTED THATRiff spacetime into a guitar. Then riff with it.Channel the suns energy to boost Remuthra's Riff
Escape from JUSTICE by forming the Mecca into a Mecha Mecca.[6] YOU FORM A MEGA MECCA MECHA
Deploy imperial guard[2] YOU DONT HAVE ANY TO DEPLOY
SPINAL TAPER - MEGA MECCA MECHA
That's basically what it is.SPINAL TAPER - MEGA MECCA MECHA
Every time I see this I think of a mechanized version of this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecca)
Deploy X-COM squad.[2] YOU HAVE NO SOLDIERS AT YOUR DISPOSAL
Initialize the Omnicidal AI XantalOS 0.4 which has orders to immediately carpet bomb the universe, or eldrichify it.[3] BOOT UP SEQUENCE BEGAN
Claw GWG's neck.[1] GWG SEES YOU TRYING TO CLAW HIM, AND SMASHES YOUR SUIT
Suprise! My liver was a bomb. [5] It explodes and kills GWG.[5] YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME
Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him.[4] THE GWGS FACE IS LAVA
CHANNEL THE ENTIRETY OF THE SUN INTO THE RIFF[4] RIFF INCREASED
Use the power of dance to make a shield around GWG and protect him[3] YOUR DANCE IS GOOD
Fire the Arwing's Big Bomb for Massive Damage to the eyes![2] OH NO YOU DONT HAVE ANY BOMBS
Then get some[2] THIS SOUNDS PRETTY BAD OUT OF CONTEXT YOU KNOW
Summon a space battleship and attack GWG's enemies in it.[3] YOU SUMMON A SPACE FIGHTER
[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA
[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.
Shoot Doomblade.[2] YOU MISS YOUR SHOT
Begin production of robot miners on surface of GWG who will begin mining his body for the materials to produce more miners. Ad infinitum.[4] YOU MAKE A ROBOT MINER FACILITY ON THE GWG
Claim Vgray as Wingman. Shoot Doomblade. Ascend the ranks of Star Fox.[4] YOU SHOOT THE DOOMBLADE
Hijack Doomblades fighter and turn it into a mecha[6] YOU STEAL THE DOOMBLADE'S FIGHTER AND TURN IT INTO A FIGHTER MECHA
Continue Boot-up sequence. Faster, preferably.[2] YOU KICK IT
Throw a FOOF grenade at the GreatWyrmLead.[3] IT BOUNCES OFF OF THE GWG'S SCALES
Go forth and destroy all that oppose GWG in the Mega Mecca Mecha, magnaminously. Then challenge him to a duel.[3] YOU SHOOT VGRAY
FLAMETHROWER IT IS. SET GWG ON FIRE. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL[4] YOU TORCH GWG
Arrest everyone for disorderly conduct,harrassment,arson,use of illiegle firearms,attempt to murder,and generally making a whole mess of reality.[1] YOU TRY TO ARREST EVERYONE BUT THEY SHOOT YOU WITH ALL THE GUNS THEY HAVE
EDIT oh and possiesion of illiegle robots and spaceships and making a good deal of noise for the neighbors
EAT DRAGON PLANET BEFORE IT EATS ME[1] TOO LATE
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.[4] YOU KICK GWG
What earth?[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.
that's another charge for Assault disorderly conduct changing the course of asteroids risking them changing course to earth and disturbing the neighbors with too much noise.
What earth?[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.
that's another charge for Assault disorderly conduct changing the course of asteroids risking them changing course to earth and disturbing the neighbors with too much noise.
Yeah that wont last much longerWhat earth?[5] WUXIA METER OBTAINED((Wuxia is a genre of Chinese martial arts movies. Generally they star a person who doesn't give a carp about the laws of physics beating up other people.))
THIS WOULD BE HELPFUL IF THE GM KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WUXIA
Hop between every loose object around, such as convenient asteroids or the allies' heads, scream furiously and channel my ki to a flying kick at GWG's face.
that's another charge for Assault disorderly conduct changing the course of asteroids risking them changing course to earth and disturbing the neighbors with too much noise.
The alien one.
Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.
As I understand, he means to replicate the replicators, not GWG, using GWG for materials. Of course, if he rolls poorly...Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.
So then we have 100 GWG's to shoot in the face?
Keep shooting darn it!
"Actually, gold is about 20% denser than lead. He made my scales lighter. And, well...I'm over a hundred feet long. I already weigh many tons."Respawn.[6] YOU DO SO
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY
Actually, I'm screaming more in disbelief.[5+2+STYLE+OVERLOAD+AMPLIFIER] REMUTHRA RIFFS SO HARD HE BURSTS OUT OF GWGS CHEST IN A SHOWER OF GLORY AND GOREMASTAHCHEESE! WHAT'S THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS RIFF LEVEL?Riff my way out.MAXIMUM RIFF OVERLOAD
THE GWG IS IN UNREALISTIC LEVELS OF PAIN AND HE SCREAMS AS SUCH
THE RIFF IS OVER 9000
"..."Command SPESS MEHRENS to FIRE EVERYTHING at that dragon!!![1] THE SPESS MEHREENS MISHEAR YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER
YOU ARE NOW LOW ON SPESS MEHREENS
"Look, Pluto may be a dwarf planet now, but that's no reason to disrespect it."SPINKICK PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGs MAW.[6] YOU PERFORM A OCTUPLE BACKFLIP AND ROUNDHOUSE PLUTO DIRECTLY INTO GWGS MOUTH
IT EXPLODES IN HIS MOUTH
THE GWG SCREAMS IN HORRIBLE PAIN
PLUTO HAS BEEN DESTROYED
Trying to decide if I should sig this.Use firehose to spew fire at GWG or Doomblade. WHATEVER SOMEONE WILL CATCH FIRE[2] THE FIREHOSE SPEWS WATER
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY THE FLAMETHROWER YOU STILL HAVE
Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
FLAMETHROWER IT IS. SET GWG ON FIRE. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL"Still immune to fire."
Arrest everyone for disorderly conduct,harrassment,arson,use of illiegle firearms,attempt to murder,and generally making a whole mess of reality."I haven't done any of those. I have been as orderly as possible; avoided harassing, burning, killing, and messing with people; not used any firearms (and the ones I have at home are legal); been trying to fix reality; not using robots; and making as little noise as one would expect."
EDIT oh and possiesion of illiegle robots and spaceships and making a good deal of noise for the neighbors.
"This makes no sense."Begin production of robot miners on surface of GWG who will begin mining his body for the materials to produce more miners. Ad infinitum.[4] YOU MAKE A ROBOT MINER FACILITY ON THE GWG
"OW! This makes less sense!"FLAMETHROWER IT IS. SET GWG ON FIRE. REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESSFUL[4] YOU TORCH GWG
THE GWG SCREAMS IN PAIN
GOOD GOD THERE ARE SO MANY METERSYou have only yourself to blame. I'm personally trying to think of how to get more meters.
Use the lava and such on GWG's face to power mining facilities and provide material for making flying robot blimps with lightsails.You are mining me. How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?
I never said I was trying to hurt GWG. He's just so useful as a base of operations.
Not my fault it hurts.Arguable, but I'm still going to get you to stop. And I hardly imagine that your original stated purpose of "turning GWG into minerbots" can be construed as nonhostile.
How about this. We'll start oiling our tools with anesthetic.
increRespawn.[6] YOU DO SO
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITYThrow GWG into the sun[2] THE GWG IS TOO HEAVY NOW THAT HE IS MADE OF LEAD
This may be nitpicking on the level of a GWG post, but changing gold into lead would not increase it's weight by that much. Gold has an atomic mass of 196 vs. Lead's 207, so on an atom-by-atom conversion, GWG's lead would be 4.5% heavier or so. However, by volume, Gold is much heavier, as it's density is much higher. Since we're talking about a magic conversion, I leave it up to you to decide whether the gold was changed by volume, atom, or ... uh .... uhhhhhhh.... yeah.
"Actually, gold is about 20% denser than lead. He made my scales lighter. And, well...I'm over a hundred feet long. I already weigh many tons."Respawn.[6] YOU DO SO
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY
Yes. I'm talking to the GM.
This may be nitpicking on the level of a GWG post, but changing gold into lead would not increase it's weight by that much. Gold has an atomic mass of 196 vs. Lead's 207, so on an atom-by-atom conversion, GWG's lead would be 4.5% heavier or so. However, by volume, Gold is much heavier, as it's density is much higher. Since we're talking about a magic conversion, I leave it up to you to decide whether the gold was changed by volume, atom, or ... uh .... uhhhhhhh.... yeah."Actually, gold is about 20% denser than lead. He made my scales lighter. And, well...I'm over a hundred feet long. I already weigh many tons."Respawn.[6] YOU DO SO
Transmute all of GWG's gold into lead.
HIS SCALES ARE NOW LEAD
HE WOULD WEIGH A TON IF THERE WAS GRAVITY
Yes. I'm talking to the GM.
errrr. So, yeah.
How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?Have you ever had a bone marrow biopsy? This is exactly what that is.
Ok, first off, I don't know the exact measurements of elements, and more importantly, DON'T CAREWhat kind of Dwarf Fortress player are you?
I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).Especially since gold isn't an organic material, or one found in measurable quantities in life, so in order to grow scales he'd literally have to eat treasure and then somehow deposit fully formed scales onto himself.
Ok, first off, I don't know the exact measurements of elements, and more importantly, DON'T CAREShame on you, sir! Where's your sense of scientific discovery?
Xantalos programASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
BUILD MORE MECHA[4] YOU BUILD A MECHA
Have a shot of my eyes with a leaping tiger in the background, say "Here comes The Tiger!" with extremely bad lip-syncing and tackle GWG, rapidly throwing punches at his face.[4] YOU DO SO
Kill REMUTHRA and steal his riff[6] THE RIFF SPLITS AND MULTIPLIES
DOUSE GWG IN VOLATILE AND FLAMMABLE GENERIC SUBSTANCE[1] YOU DOUSE YOURSELF
Call for robo-cop![2] ROBO-COP WAS ON EARTH
Keep shooting darn it![1] YOUR ENGINE EXPLODES
>DESTROY DOOMBLADE WITH SOME KIND OF MISSILE.[3] YOU SHOOT THE DOOMBLADE
Use extra GM stick I liberated from 4maskwolf to turn GWG into a potato[4] GM STICK GET
YOLO[1] IT EXPLODES
Pressurize the tank's cabin with chewing gum and duct tape.
Unleash nano-replicators to use GWG's body to make more of themselves and engulf him in a cloud of replicators.[6] THE GWG IS ENGULFED IN NANOREPLICATORS
Now play a Riff Quasar.[5+A TON OF OTHER THINGS] QUASAR RIFF GET
Shank GWG in the face[2] YOU MISS
[1] YOUR SHIP EXPLODESKeep shooting darn it!
Then follow up in formation for more shooting!
ESTABLISH THE METER METER, WHICH KEEPS TRACK OF ALL THE OTHER METERS![1] YOU ERASE ALL METERS FROM THE GAME BY ACCIDENT
Destroy the replicators on me. With fire. Which I am immune to.[2] WELL AT LEAST BFEL GOT RID OF EVERYTHING
Channel the amplified riff to blast me out of the dragonplanet![5] YOU DESTROY THE DRAGON PLANET IN THE PROCESS
Create the Stardroids from all the planets destroyed so far.[4] STARDROIDS GET
Use the lava and such on GWG's face to power mining facilities and provide material for making flying robot blimps with lightsails.[2] YOU FAIL TO DO SO
[1] NOPEINCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2
Shoot Sun with anti-Terror Star. Everything is now hit by Healing Implosion.[3] HEALING IMPLOSION DESTROYS SUN
USE MY REMOTE CONTROLLED MISSILE WHICH I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT[2] YOU MISS
Steal back the mecha and destroy the xantalos program.[2] YOU FAIL TO
Complete Boot-up sequence.[3] GOD THIS THING LOADS SLOWLY
Kill[1] YOU DIE
Destroy everything and everyone.[6] GOOD GOD YOU KILLED THE GAME YOU SON OF A B----------------------
summon Xantalos clones and task them to remake the universe as with no universe there is non !!FUN!! or !!MEDICINE!!Shoot killerhellhound in the face and eat myself.
I have a GM stick! I can hijack the rolls! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
REMAKE THE UNIVERSE WHERE GWG DOESN'T EXIST
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.
I don't want a biopsy and they're taking a lot more than bone marrow so no it isn't that.How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?Have you ever had a bone marrow biopsy? This is exactly what that is.
Many dragons from the legends did something more or less like that. Either they did eat metals and incorporate them into their bodies, or they lay down on hoards of treasure and let the treasure act as scales.I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).Especially since gold isn't an organic material, or one found in measurable quantities in life, so in order to grow scales he'd literally have to eat treasure and then somehow deposit fully formed scales onto himself.
And one turn before I was going to hit the reset button.Destroy everything and everyone.[6] GOOD GOD YOU KILLED THE GAME YOU SON OF A B----------------------
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Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.I don't want a biopsy and they're taking a lot more than bone marrow so no it isn't that.How would you feel if someone was sticking drills into you and cutting out your bones and blood and skin and stuff?Have you ever had a bone marrow biopsy? This is exactly what that is.Many dragons from the legends did something more or less like that. Either they did eat metals and incorporate them into their bodies, or they lay down on hoards of treasure and let the treasure act as scales.I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).Especially since gold isn't an organic material, or one found in measurable quantities in life, so in order to grow scales he'd literally have to eat treasure and then somehow deposit fully formed scales onto himself.And one turn before I was going to hit the reset button.Destroy everything and everyone.[6] GOOD GOD YOU KILLED THE GAME YOU SON OF A B----------------------
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-------------------------Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Create a new universe. One where people don't want to shoot my face.
I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.
That's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Depends on the conditions. In good conditions, they went through breastplates.Here's my area of expertise, and I can say BULLSHIT on multiple counts. Going off of DnD logic, I can say that it isn't completely arrowproof, but that's besides the point.I just assumed they were just gold coloured, rather than made out of literal gold. You know, the slightly more sensible option (as far as that applies to giant firebreathing flying lizards).Well, you look up the density of dragonscale. Given that it's completely arrowproof (remember, arrows cut through plate armor like a hot needle through a sheet of butter), it's definitely not keratin.
Longbows worked against knights because they could get through the lighter parts of the armor on the limbs, the chainmail and such. They only dented the breasplate and such.
Your assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.QuoteThat's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Third, it's called a type advantage. (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rock_(type)#Generation_II-onward)
This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.QuoteYour assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.QuoteThat's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Third, it's called a type advantage. (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rock_(type)#Generation_II-onward)
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.QuoteYour assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.QuoteThat's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Third, it's called a type advantage. (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rock_(type)#Generation_II-onward)
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
Precisely.This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.QuoteYour assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.QuoteThat's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Third, it's called a type advantage. (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rock_(type)#Generation_II-onward)
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
Physical laws anyways. Logic of the mind and actions is a separate realm and whether or not it wants to make sense is completely independent and either way is up to the person in charge
Hit GWG in the face with quote pyramid.Precisely.This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.QuoteYour assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.QuoteThat's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Third, it's called a type advantage. (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rock_(type)#Generation_II-onward)
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
Physical laws anyways. Logic of the mind and actions is a separate realm and whether or not it wants to make sense is completely independent and either way is up to the person in charge
Now I'm also the GM. Sorta. Don't ask questions.Works for me, this thread has already been moved to the "Inactive Projects" section of my Archive, listed as Complete.
Smurf's in charge now.
Self-proclaimed Only Sane Man? You're as nutty as the rest of us, GWG. The Toady One is the true Only Sane Man, but he is so awesome everyone respects him, as is their due. You? You're arguing over the ability of an imaginary dragon to absorb lava damage.His super sane only the super sane can post as much as he does and still have The high quality he has
Rebuild Wuxia Meter. Kick physics in the face.
Be Firestorm pilot
TURN FIST INTO BULLET
PUNCH GWG IN FACE
Scare little children with my unattraly fat belly.
Dance fight Xantalos
Laugh at Xantalos and continue the dance fightSlap this foo's ass into the dirt with my dance skills.
Could I have some clarification as to what this means? Didn't the rebuilt Earth already have gravity? Also, where are the meters?Rebuild Wuxia Meter. Kick physics in the face.
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PHYSICS IS MAD
GRAVITY ACTIVATES
Taking bets. How long till the dance fight with an endrich monster breaks realityLaugh at Xantalos and continue the dance fightSlap this foo's ass into the dirt with my dance skills.
Use extra GM stick I liberated from 4maskwolf to turn GWG into a potato[4] GM STICK GET
Start eating candy in front of the children without giving them any
Laugh at Xantalos and continue the dance fight
Shoot GWG's face... IN THE FACE
Obtain soldiers, Elerium-115, and plasma weaponry.
Keep doing that one thing.
Take anti-Terror Star from interuniversal destruction storage device. Shoot space until it makes stars and solar systems with Healing Implosion.
Laugh at Xantalos and continue the dance fightSlap this foo's ass into the dirt with my dance skills.
Could I have some clarification as to what this means? Didn't the rebuilt Earth already have gravity? Also, where are the meters?Rebuild Wuxia Meter. Kick physics in the face.
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PHYSICS IS MAD
GRAVITY ACTIVATES
Try to defend GWG. Sacrifice myself if need be. (oooh that rhymes :o)
Turns into a bearded guitar.
I shall be the true Riff-God!
Summon the Arwing.
TURN KHH INTO BULLETTurn Xantalos into bullet
THROW HIM AT GWG FACE
Neither does Pokemon logic. However, real-world logic applies more often than Pokemon logic.This is why people want to shoot you in the face GWG. Real-world logic doesn't always apply in fiction.QuoteYour assumption is also faulty and based off of popular opinion.QuoteThat's a faulty assumption, and shame on you for going off popular opinion, GWG. Second off, what source? You don't think there's multiple games with gold dragons in them?Lava is Fire element. Everyone knows that. More importantly, in the source material for gold dragons, lava deals fire damage and is explicitly noted to not deal any damage to fire-immune creatures.Irrelevant. Lava is molten rock. Rock is super-effective against fire. You are gold dragon and breathe fire, thus you are fire element. Ergo, lava is super effective against the GWG.Begin terraforming GreatWyrmGold's face into volcanic atmosphere that constantly erupts and spews lava on him."What do you expect this to do? A, it makes no sense. B, I am immune to fire."
And by what logic does Rock deal extra damage to Fire?
Third, it's called a type advantage. (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rock_(type)#Generation_II-onward)
I am not just a gold dragon, I am a great wyrm gold dragon. D&D.
By Pokemon logic, lightning should not affect anything grounded and should kill anything not grounded. Outside the Pokeverse, Pokemon type advantages have no meaning.
And the DnD rules do not apply here GWG.Where was it stated?
Shoot GWG's face... IN THE FACE...Aren't you the GM?
See, here's the thing GWG; whether you're immune to lava or not is irrelevant, because it would be melting the lead scales,which would be soaking into your skin, thus giving you lead poisoning.My skin is not a sponge. It doesn't let lead in. I would need to either drink the molten lead, and I am not stupid enough to do that, or else let it in through an orifice or wound, which is improbable without further prompting.
That doesn't even make sense. Whether your skin is spongy or not doesn't matter; it's molten lead, and people have been hitting you in the face continuously anyway. People and animals get lead poisoning just from touching lead. Besides the whole part with the fumes and the breathing and the oh look it's in your system now.Having touched lead myself, I'm fairly certain that isn't the case. Either that, or my father was negligent by not giving (and himself wearing) gloves. And his warnings about not touching mucous membranes* until washing hands was meaningless.
About leaden scales melting: It doesn't really matter if it does damage, as it removes the armour value of the scales, effectively reducing health by making future hits matter more.The game doesn't work like that.
What I mean is, the armour loss should count as a lost hitpoint, even if it technically would not do damage.About leaden scales melting: It doesn't really matter if it does damage, as it removes the armour value of the scales, effectively reducing health by making future hits matter more.The game doesn't work like that.
...Or, at least, it didn't when there were discrete mechanics for damage.
NOOO! Don't kill GreatWyrmGold! How could Bay12 ever survive without him?Humans have one too. Most animals do; it can just get overwhelmed at times.
Protect GWG with my life!
Also, dragons breath in lots of smoke and noxious fumes when they burn stuff so wouldn't they have a air-filtration system or something? Kind of like air-gills on a dragon?
Yes, but dragons are made to be around noxious fumes. They burn stuff so often that they are exposed to noxious fumes from whatever they are burning very often. Their membranes must be a lot tougher to put up with this constant exposure to noxious fumes.NOOO! Don't kill GreatWyrmGold! How could Bay12 ever survive without him?Humans have one too. Most animals do; it can just get overwhelmed at times.
Protect GWG with my life!
Also, dragons breath in lots of smoke and noxious fumes when they burn stuff so wouldn't they have a air-filtration system or something? Kind of like air-gills on a dragon?
ANYWAY NONE OF THIS REALLY MATTERS BECAUSE THAT UNIVERSE ENDED BLAAAARGHThis.
Kevlar also lets blades through.If someone is wearing a bullet-proof vest, your best option is to stab them with your great-sword.
Or shoot them in the head.Kevlar also lets blades through.If someone is wearing a bullet-proof vest, your best option is to stab them with your great-sword.
I just want to say this before it becomes irrelevant:The discussion was spawned because of said member of bay12, and is the reason why we all want to shoot him in the face.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I understand that, but I meant irrelevant as in we would stop talking about the effects of lead fumes on a dragon and move on to some other topic to do with dragons and bullets and faces.I just want to say this before it becomes irrelevant:The discussion was spawned because of said member of bay12, and is the reason why we all want to shoot him in the face.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Start throwing hard candy at them.
TURN KHH INTO BULLET
THROW HIM AT GWG FACE
Shoot GWG in the Eyes. With the Arwing.
Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
TURN KHH INTO BULLETTurn Xantalos into bullet
THROW HIM AT GWG FACE
throw him at Zanzetkumen
Order Stardroids to attack GM and bring me back the GM stick.
Wonder why smurfington took over the GM spot from mastahcheese.
Then punch GWG in the shoulder.
Shoot GWG's face... IN THE FACE...Aren't you the GM?
Create nice underwater palace where people whon't be punching or shooting me.
Not that many are.
Turn the meters visible. Continue fighting against physics.
Colonize this universe for the New Terran Republic! FOR THE EMPEROR!
(Threads, crossed.)
Block the Xantalos bullet
See, here's the thing GWG; whether you're immune to lava or not is irrelevant, because it would be melting the lead scales,which would be soaking into your skin, thus giving you lead poisoning.
So yah.
Make a giant mechanical fist with rockets attached. Aim at GWG's face, activate.
Shoot GWG in face with HEALING IMPLOSION. He is now fully healed!
SMUSH GWG INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT SAID PUDDING.
NOOO! Don't kill GreatWyrmGold! How could Bay12 ever survive without him?
Protect GWG with my life!
Also, dragons breath in lots of smoke and noxious fumes when they burn stuff so wouldn't they have a air-filtration system or something? Kind of like air-gills on a dragon?
Respawn
"I'm not sure what you were attempting there, but it was unpleasant!"Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.[3]
YOU GRAB GWG AND THROW HIM AT GWG
YOU MISS
((ENOUGH WITH THE OOC OR I'LL JUST PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE WITH ALL OF YOU))((What do I care? It stops everyone else from attacking me. Well, the ~50% of everyone else who are still following the original intent of the game...))
Destroy GWG's sense of logicAid action with syringe of 4chan
Grant GWG Godhood.God of getting shot in the face
((If he controls the worlds physics, none can argue with him, right?))
Mine do, though, I stole 4maskwolf's GM stick from a different game.As a point of fact, you didn't bold the action so it hasn't happened.
Now I'm also the GM. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
Construct Chaos meter, which can be used to destroy Order and Logic.Oh dear.
Indeed. I have a feeling that fixing planets and such is soon going to be the least of your worries.Construct Chaos meter, which can be used to destroy Order and Logic.Oh dear.
EXTINGUISH SELF. THEN THROW GWG INTO CANADAHEY THAT'S WHERE I LIVE
YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?
[2] THE MASTAHCHEESE IS TOO BUSY MAKING HOT POCKETSYOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?
Quick Mastahcheese! The GM is away! Roll to retake the thread!
Drive the Imperium back to their Terra. This one is ours.
Transmute GWG's skin and scales into uncatalysed phlebotinum.
Meh, never leave a job unfinished. Turn tiny star on GWG's face into solar system. THEN heal face.
Create copy of GM stick.
THE THING, GODDAMNIT.
Possess random space marine.
Start heading to the nearest bar
Destroy GWG's sense of logicAid action with syringe of 4chan
[5]
GWG IS NOW BEING TWITCH TV CONTROLLED BY 4CHANGrant GWG Godhood.God of getting shot in the face
((If he controls the worlds physics, none can argue with him, right?))
I fight for a little more forever.
EXTINGUISH SELF. THEN THROW GWG INTO CANADA
Call for backup Arwing Pilots using the downed Arwing's Communication System.
Construct Chaos meter, which can be used to destroy Order and Logic.
EXTINGUISH SELF. THEN THROW GWG INTO CANADAHEY THAT'S WHERE I LIVE
THROW GWG BACK INTO CUBA
On second thought, use ghostly powers to protect GWG
YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?
YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?
OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY
ADD IT TO YOUR SIG AS A COMMENDATION!!!!YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?
OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY
This made my day.
Mine do, though, I stole 4maskwolf's GM stick from a different game.As a point of fact, you didn't bold the action so it hasn't happened.
Now I'm also the GM. Sorta. Don't ask questions.
[6] THE MASTAHCHEESE DOES SOADD IT TO YOUR SIG AS A COMMENDATION!!!!YOU SAY YOU TOOK OVER MY THREAD, HUH? WHERE ARE THE METERS?
OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY
This made my day.
Question how GWG can be in Cuba if Cuba is annihilated.
Also question if GWG is a communist.
This just went in my sig thread.Question how GWG can be in Cuba if Cuba is annihilated.
Also question if GWG is a communist.
...
First part, I was wondering as well. The second part got my shirt covered in peanut butter.
WHAT IS WITH BAY12 AND MAKING MY MEALS PROJECTILES IN FITS OF LAUGHTER? First Pop, then Spaghetti, now this fiasco. And I know I'm forgetting something just as humiliating.
I'm teetering between cursing you and thanking you for the honour. I can't decide.The actual answer is throwing me in a time machine and giving me to Senator Joseph McCarthy, saying that I am a communist spy. Best of both worlds.
Also steal one of the GM's sticks so I can hijack this thread and he can focus on the more interesting one (Plane crash)
*Facepalm*And tell him the same about TalonisWolf.
ASSIST THIS ACTIONAnd tell him the same about TalonisWolf.This is my final action declaration:*Facepalm*
Remember that GWG is, in fact, a communist, which is why he is in Cuba in the first place. Warp the entire battle through spacetime to the Cold War, then tell Senator Joseph McCarthy that GWG is a dirty red who should be put on trial.
Must you assist all my actions?ASSIST THIS ACTIONAnd tell him the same about TalonisWolf.This is my final action declaration:*Facepalm*
Remember that GWG is, in fact, a communist, which is why he is in Cuba in the first place. Warp the entire battle through spacetime to the Cold War, then tell Senator Joseph McCarthy that GWG is a dirty red who should be put on trial.
YESMust you assist all my actions?ASSIST THIS ACTIONAnd tell him the same about TalonisWolf.This is my final action declaration:*Facepalm*
Remember that GWG is, in fact, a communist, which is why he is in Cuba in the first place. Warp the entire battle through spacetime to the Cold War, then tell Senator Joseph McCarthy that GWG is a dirty red who should be put on trial.
grab Xantalos and use him as a club to kill 4maskwolf
Clone GWG to make an army of GWGsWhy wasn't my action rolled for?
Respawn as cancerous tumor inside of GWG's left ventricle.
Tied to the leg of GWG?
Birdy51 Prays for someone to save him. I'm not going to last long tied to his leg.
Grant all players a deity meter. GWG, as a god, already has his at full.
Does that mean I ended up in a bar fight?
Become GreatWrymGod! beat up GreatWrymGold!
Protect GWG. Somehow.
The Imperium of Man conquers the timeout corner.
(It's based off of "I will fight no more forever.")
Force Playergamer to update his games.
Question how GWG can be in Cuba if Cuba is annihilated.
Also question if GWG is a communist.
Also steal one of the GM's sticks so I can hijack this thread and he can focus on the more interesting one (Plane crash)
POSSESS SPINAL_TAPER
Forget I was supposed to have an honourable martial arts duel with physics, pull out a shotgun and shoot it in the face, then GWG.
YESMust you assist all my actions?ASSIST THIS ACTIONAnd tell him the same about TalonisWolf.This is my final action declaration:*Facepalm*
Remember that GWG is, in fact, a communist, which is why he is in Cuba in the first place. Warp the entire battle through spacetime to the Cold War, then tell Senator Joseph McCarthy that GWG is a dirty red who should be put on trial.
Throw TalonisWolf in jail.
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Jam several pairs of glasses onto the GWG's face. Then punch his face in the face. with my face.
grab Xantalos and use him as a club to kill 4maskwolf
Clone GWG to make an army of GWGsWhy wasn't my action rolled for?
Dude. We already left physics crying for mercy, on more than one occasion. It just doesn't give up.Hey, there's a first time for everything, including complete destruction of physics.
((but if we are able to destroy 'nothing' isn't it therefore 'something'?))
Question how GWG can be in Cuba if Cuba is annihilated."No. I am not."
Also question if GWG is a communist.
This is my final action declaration:"I am not willingly in Cuba!"
Remember that GWG is, in fact, a communist, which is why he is in Cuba in the first place. Warp the entire battle through spacetime to the Cold War, then tell Senator Joseph McCarthy that GWG is a dirty red who should be put on trial.
You don't control new GWG, you silly dragon....
You have to update Le Resistance."I am an American as well, you fools!"
Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face. If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.
"If you aren't a godamn commie then why are all these people shooting you in the face?"You have to update Le Resistance."I am an American as well, you fools!"
Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face. If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.
SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE 'MERICAN"If you aren't a godamn commie then why are all these people shooting you in the face?"You have to update Le Resistance."I am an American as well, you fools!"
Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face. If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.
Cannibalize the landmass and raw materials of America to reconstruct Canadia. But with less snow this time
Claw orginal GWG in the face!
Eldritch meter, please. Heheheha...
Perform MAGIC to destroy physics already! Come on, my awesome face-shooting plan won't work if physics exist. EDIT: While I'm at it, send some magic flying toward GWG as well.
2 GWGs is not enough
Clone an army of GWGs!
((but if we are able to destroy 'nothing' isn't it therefore 'something'?))
I look at the nothing!
USURP SMURFINGTON AND BECOME THE GM MYSELF
Call for Lassie to find me help so that I may escape GWG.
pretend to be an american and get power armor from the fallout guys
Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
Which games do I have to update?
You have to update Le Resistance.
Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face. If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.
You don't control new GWG, you silly dragon....
New action then.
Gain control over all GWG's.You have to update Le Resistance."I am an American as well, you fools!"
Also, find more Muricans to shoot GWG in the face. If I can't get him thrown in prison, I can at least get him shot.
Hollow out GWG in order to make room for future growth. Then grow.
BUILD GIANT HAMMER. THEN USE IT TO SQUISH GWG INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THE DAMN PUDDING!!!
BANISHMENTU DISU WORLDU
Surgically remove solar system from GWG's face. Shoot GWG in face with anti-Terror Star again in a bid to lower pain.
ATTEMPT #2: INCARNATE SELF AS NEW GWG.
Entrophy
Cannibalize the landmass and raw materials of America to reconstruct Canadia. But with less snow this time
(I'll update Le/La Resistance this weekend. For being so nice with your screaming smurfington, i'll throw in a Siege update. My head hurts right now, though.
"THIS IS LORD CREED SPEAKING. DRIVE THE XENOS FROM THIS PLANET. MAKE THE EMPEROR PROUD!"
GO GO SPACE MARINES! AND SURE, MAYBE A FEW TEN-THOUSAND IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN.
(I WILL CONQUER BOTH UNIVERSES! WHEN MY POWER IS STRONGEST, I WILL CROSSOVER TO PLANE CRASH!)
Cannibalize the landmass and raw materials of America to reconstruct Canadia. But with less snow this time
As a proud Canadian, I am Compelled to ASSIST THIS ACTION. Only make Nova Scotia more resource rich.
Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
Go Icefire!Reverse polarity of anti-Terror Star. It is now Terror Star. Your sun has been shot. You have exploded in a supernova.
Use Mega-Drain on Eotyrannus, and use the energy to charge the Chaos Meter!
Oooh. Posses random American power armored soldier.
"DO NOT FAIL THE EMPEROR. HE GAVE HIS LIFE SO YOU COULD GIVE YOURS!"Thats not how you kill people
Dakka dakka dakka.
Nope."DO NOT FAIL THE EMPEROR. HE GAVE HIS LIFE SO YOU COULD GIVE YOURS!"Thats not how you kill people
Dakka dakka dakka.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/251/1/e/dakka_lad_by_lgliang-d2ya40k.jpg
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Oooh. Posses random American power armored soldier.
Go Icefire!Reverse polarity of anti-Terror Star. It is now Terror Star. Your sun has been shot. You have exploded in a supernova.
Use Mega-Drain on Eotyrannus, and use the energy to charge the Chaos Meter!
Out of frustration at the loss of New Canada, kill a random player with Hanlons Razor
Turn the American States into Canadian Provinces, without killing the whole populace. That's something to save for a rainy day. 8)
Protect TalonisWolf in his actions.
SPACE MAGIC SETS GWG ON FIRE AGAIN"Why is everything trying to kill me today?"
"Hey!"Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.[6]
YOU BEAT UP OLD GWG WITH NEW GWG
NEW GWG SNAPS IN HALF! HE IS KILL!
"What is wrong with you?"Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
SMUSH NEW GWG TOP HALF INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THAT PUDDING TO GET THE SAME POISONING AGAIN. DOUBLE NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE, THEREFORE I WON'T HAVE POISONING.Only if you multiply. Eating two poisons is additive.
Ouch... those things hurt.A potato cannon, that's it? I snuck a ballista into camp when I was in cubs.
I still haven't figured out how those cubs snuck a massive potato cannon into camp without anyone noticing.
Having been to a cub scout camp as both a Webelo and a teenager who was helping out, and also possessing common sense...I'm calling BS on this.Ouch... those things hurt.A potato cannon, that's it? I snuck a ballista into camp when I was in cubs.
I still haven't figured out how those cubs snuck a massive potato cannon into camp without anyone noticing.
"What is wrong with you?"Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
Does that mean I ended up in a bar fight?[6]
Become GreatWrymGod! beat up GreatWrymGold!
THERE ARE TWO GWG'S NOW, YOU CLAW OLD ONE IN THE FACE
SHOOT THEM BOTH IN THE FACE!
The ballista was an exaggeration. We built one at the camp out of things we found....Yeah, I can see that.
The ballista was an exaggeration. We built one at the camp out of things we found....Yeah, I can see that.
Turn the American States into Canadian Provinces, without killing the whole populace. That's something to save for a rainy day. 8)
Reincarnate self into nearest cat,start puking to get attention.
Protect TalonisWolf in his actions.
Boredom
Go Icefire!Reverse polarity of anti-Terror Star. It is now Terror Star. Your sun has been shot. You have exploded in a supernova.
Use Mega-Drain on Eotyrannus, and use the energy to charge the Chaos Meter!
Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
Go Icefire!Reverse polarity of anti-Terror Star. It is now Terror Star. Your sun has been shot. You have exploded in a supernova.
Use Mega-Drain on Eotyrannus, and use the energy to charge the Chaos Meter!
Feed off the Chaos caused and power the Chaos meter further!
I win.
Edit:
Or like, do that next turn... or something... :(
THE LASSY ONE
Out of frustration at the loss of New Canada, kill a random player with Hanlons Razor
Death to the enemies of GWG!
SMUSH NEW GWG TOP HALF INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THAT PUDDING TO GET THE SAME POISONING AGAIN. DOUBLE NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE, THEREFORE I WON'T HAVE POISONING.
Expand Canada's borders. Take over Greenland.
Show up in thread, fire potato cannon at GWG.
SPACE MAGIC SETS GWG ON FIRE AGAIN"Why is everything trying to kill me today?"Quote"Hey!"Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.[6]
YOU BEAT UP OLD GWG WITH NEW GWG
NEW GWG SNAPS IN HALF! HE IS KILL!
"Ow!""What is wrong with you?"Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.SMUSH NEW GWG TOP HALF INTO LEMON PUDDING. THEN EAT THAT PUDDING TO GET THE SAME POISONING AGAIN. DOUBLE NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE, THEREFORE I WON'T HAVE POISONING.Only if you multiply. Eating two poisons is additive.
Old GWG: Heal New GWG.
New GWG: Get revenge on Zanzetkuken!
Respawn AS physics. Usurp power from the old set. MY PLAN WILL COME TO FRUITION SOONER OR LATER
And if being the thing is doing the thing?
[6]Alright. Let me see if I understand.
YOU HEAL NEW GWG INSIDE SCOTSMEN'S BELLY
SCOTSMAN EXPLODES
NEW GWG IS ABBERATION NOW, PAIN FOR EVERYONE
(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)Wait, you're my ally?
Yup! It just so happens that Healing Implosion, instead of healing, tends to make star systems embedded in your face.(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)Wait, you're my ally?
Then stop using it!Yup! It just so happens that Healing Implosion, instead of healing, tends to make star systems embedded in your face.(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)Wait, you're my ally?
It'll work eventually, and then I'll stop using it. I don't have anything else to shoot you in the face with that'll heal you, right now.Then stop using it!Yup! It just so happens that Healing Implosion, instead of healing, tends to make star systems embedded in your face.(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)Wait, you're my ally?
And if being the thing is doing the thing?Pervert.
Shoot GWG in the face
Finish all my Omnigod duties, then add a new law of physics: potatoes have a low density, enough to float in the air. My plan, it begins...
Plot twist! I was zombie kitty! start vomiting on GWG's face!
Retreat through portal!
USURP GM POSITION
Protect the GWG!
Shoot GWG in face with surgical laser to remove solar system. Shoot with Healing Implosion to fix huge star-shaped gap in skull.
(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)
Break out Guitar and use bard powers to kill Darkpaladin
Save Lassie from the wrath of the all consuming well.
Shoot GWG in the face with my number gun. 1337.
[6]Alright. Let me see if I understand.
YOU HEAL NEW GWG INSIDE SCOTSMEN'S BELLY
SCOTSMAN EXPLODES
NEW GWG IS ABBERATION NOW, PAIN FOR EVERYONE
I healed the new!GWG inside Scotsmen. So, that's the lower half, which was turned to pudding. And that one is now an abomination.
...
Works, I guess, if not ideally.(Considering that I've repeatedly added STAR SYSTEMS to GWG's face, I'm probably the reason why GWG's pain meter is going up so fast. I AM GOOD AT BEING ALLY YAY)Wait, you're my ally?
Old GWG, New GWG, Newbomination GWG: Reduce Chaos by fixing things!
HOW WAS MY LAST ACTION RACIST
DEMONSTRATE DEFENESTRATION
Destabilize the universe further.
ATTACK! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
(IS MY ACTION IN THERE SOMEWHERE?)
Spread to GWG's tongue so he has mouth cancer as well as heart cancer, transform tongue into bio-cannon,shoot GWG in the face from the inside.
Supercharge the chaos meter!
Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
EXTERMINATE!!!!!(http://tnypic.net/images/cb56a_thumb.png) (http://tnypic.net/cb56a.png.html)
EXTERMINATE!!!!! (http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/220/1/8/Dalek___Exterminate___Campaign_by_DegaSpiv.png)Fixed it for you
Why thank youEXTERMINATE!!!!! (http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/220/1/8/Dalek___Exterminate___Campaign_by_DegaSpiv.png)Fixed it for you
That too.It's most likely a form of kleptomania.Lack of original thought? Excess of time? Control freak?The waitlist, my mortal enemy. Ah well, not everyone can manage the chaos.What is it wih you and assuming direct control.
But if you abandon this too early, its mine. I really like this idea.
How advanced is weapon tech in this world?Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
You decide, Bay 12!
We should start a poll...
All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.Worst healer ever?
Stab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
[3]
YOU SLASH THEM
IT ONLY HEALS THE SLASH WOUND
You managed not to make a problem worse that is awesome for youAll: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.Worst healer ever?
Might I remind you of this:Quote from: Last turn's healing attemptStab GWG or any of his non-ghost allies with my trusty HEALING SHIV. Or slash them if that works better.
[3]
YOU SLASH THEM
IT ONLY HEALS THE SLASH WOUND
Healing Implosion on THE UNIVERSE ITSELF! Also GWG's nose.
SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND
Burst out of tyrannid alien-style, make for the portal!
Chop off, fry, and eat GWG's tail
Well, shit. At least I'll always be alive in his heart. Literally.
Spread to arms. Force GWG to shoot himself in the face repeatedly. Ask him why he's hitting himself.
Good. Now that Lassie is safe from the well, I can focus on more important things.
Shoot GWG in the face.
Fire all weapons ever in the universe in all directions.
CANADA! WE MARCH TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE! FIGHT WELL, STAND PROUD AND FREE!
EXTERMINATE!!!!! (http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/220/1/8/Dalek___Exterminate___Campaign_by_DegaSpiv.png)
Summon a Suaveness Meter with the executive powers of my suit.
That too.It's most likely a form of kleptomania.Lack of original thought? Excess of time? Control freak?The waitlist, my mortal enemy. Ah well, not everyone can manage the chaos.What is it wih you and assuming direct control.
But if you abandon this too early, its mine. I really like this idea.
How advanced is weapon tech in this world?Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
You decide, Bay 12!
We should start a poll...
Start poll, even though that thread already has a poll started.
Become frog,jump down GWG's throat.
RESPAWN INSIDE GWG. DETONATE SUICIDE VEST.
Conquer the Earth!
Hack the universe from inside a safety bubble. If the universe is anything like a computer then things should get unfair quick.
Old GWG: Heal New GWG.
New GWG, Newbomination: Heal Old GWG.
All: Reprimand Eotyrannus for being literally the worst healer ever.
Have GWG's physical attributes fluctuate randomly. Shoot the ground with his face once there's an opening. Do not forget to spin the world round. I AM ETERNAL, thus "once" there is an opening.
MAKE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION THROUGH THE POWER OF ROCK!!
Hmm.
Attempt to heal GWG for great justice.
SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND
[1]
YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER
DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY
Azathoth: awaken.
Start appearing in my tardis,use sonic screwdriver on GWG
Decapitate GWG. Use Healing Implosion to grow him a new head without various stellar phenomena being contained within.
EDIT: Also go to new universe I made and have a party. If GWG is successfully healed, take him too.
Create an absolutely MASSIVE gravity well on GWG, crushing GWG with everything in the 'verse. Sure, it'll cause the Big Crunch, but who cares? The 'verse is already overly chaotic and doomed anyway.
SPAWN AS CHESBUSTER
INSIDE OF KILLERHELLHOUND
[1]
YOU SPAWN AS CHESTBURSTER INSIDE A CHESTBURSTER
DONT ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO WITH IT, OKAY
Oh shi-
Really guys?
Roll before everyone else, bop GWG on the nose.
BURST OUT OF KILLERHELLHOUNDS FACE
FIRE HEALING LAZER AT GWG USING THE POWER OF ROCK
Huh?
"Healing" refers to "removing wounds". The supernova and stuff is hurting me, so it's a wound. Therefore, I should have removed the stuff and also other assorted maladies.
Use the above logic to retroactively remove the supernova and such from my face.
Imperium and SPESS MARINZ retreat so they stop dying.
ABSORB ALL THE CHAOS
Shoot GWG in the face. With the power of Murrica'
Assist Birdy's action. By firing nuclear weapons at GWG.
ESCAPE!
Cast Time Reversal on GWG to pull him back to a point where he hasn't suffered any pain, 'healing' or wounds.
If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Disney/Frozen)
That sounds like !!Fun!!If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Disney/Frozen)
That's totally a good idea. After all, I'm pretty sure that no Bay12rs have the knowledge or inclination to use a certain ubiquitous substance (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Magma) as the logical counter to ice majyks.
Five says Elsa can make ice faster than you can bring in lava.If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Disney/Frozen)That's totally a good idea. After all, I'm pretty sure that no Bay12rs have the knowledge or inclination to use a certain ubiquitous substance (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Magma) as the logical counter to ice majyks.
Challenge accepted. I will now reveal to you the horror that is magma minecart cannons.Five says Elsa can make ice faster than you can bring in lava.If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Disney/Frozen)That's totally a good idea. After all, I'm pretty sure that no Bay12rs have the knowledge or inclination to use a certain ubiquitous substance (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Magma) as the logical counter to ice majyks.
Create a weapon that gives things arbitrary meters (not to be confused with the unit of measurement) which also becomes more potent the more meters this RtD has.
Continue hacking the universe by making all enemies attacks do healing instead of damage.
Ride a flying Healing Tyrannosaur. Park anti-Terror Star and save it for later.
Talonis....
Instantly fill GWG's pain meter, allowing me enough time to destroy his body utterly, thus ending the game.
MASH GWG, EOTYRANNUS, VGRAY AND TALONISWOLF TOGETHER INTO A HUGE PILE OF LIFELESS FLESH
USE CHAOS EXPLOSION TO BECOME A NEW CHAOS GOD
Become the Meta
DAMN IT ALL
Retreat to We Are Our Avatars.
Steal the GM's remote.
THIS IS BULLCRAP
DO A BARRELL ROLL
((...Oh Carp. Mercy? On the bright side, I'm a better healer than the other dude.))
Block all actions harmful to GWG with contained and controlled Anti-Matter.
Edit: Interfering with me and my action is considered an harmful action since I'm defending GWG.
Start barraging Talonis wolf with babble about time paradoxes and destroying the universe.
Use Healing Shiv/Shank to perform surgery on GWG to remove arandom organ.
EDIT: Remove his appendix or some other organ he doesn't need.
Repair or replace assorted destroyed countries which are apparently still destroyed.
If this fails, summon an ally. Let's see...how about Elsa?
(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Disney/Frozen)
Wait a minute, give me my body back! And my Firestorm.
Become the GWG Slayer.
Create a weapon that gives things arbitrary meters (not to be confused with the unit of measurement) which also becomes more potent the more meters this RtD has.
Am I still physics? Probably not, as the 'verse reset. Pull out a completely regular handgun with no overpowered antimatter bullets or such and shoot GWG in the face.
Continue hacking the universe by making all enemies attacks do healing instead of damage.
Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG.
Reverse any damage done to anyone, including GWG.
Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.Assist this guy.
Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.Assist this guy.
I'm the only one to vote for the last option. I feel so special.*takes away special*
INVADE UNIVERSE WITH MASSIVE ARMY OF YOU AT DERAIL NPCS.
Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG. Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.Provide music backdrop for this action
Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))
Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG....What?
GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT...Whoo? Another gold star for me?
Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.This is wrong in so many ways.
Lagrange points don't work with that many moons. They barely work with just Earth and the Moon.((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
Not in some universes. PHYSICS CAN BE ANYTHING BRAHLagrange points don't work with that many moons. They barely work with just Earth and the Moon.((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
Start playing the imperial march and open a portal to the star wars universe that makes thousands of clones march in,order them to shoot GWG in the face.
Healing GRWARAAAWR NOM on GWG, trusty tyrannosaur!
Throw my gold star at GWG's head. Like a ninja.
Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG. Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.
Reverse any damage done to anyone, including GWG.
Reverse any damage done to anyone, including GWG.
Also beat the snot out of TalonisWolf.
KILL GWG IN THE FACE
Seduce the Elsa!
Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.
Change computers and Hack the universe again causing all enemies of GWG to have bad -3 to their rolls.Assist this guy.
I'm the only one to vote for the last option. I feel so special.
INVADE UNIVERSE WITH MASSIVE ARMY OF YOU AT DERAIL NPCS.
Put on sunglasses to avoid radiation from the annihilation, turn on some power metal and continue firing the antimatter chaingun at GWG. Hey, if I do awesomeness accidentally, I might as well play the part fully.Provide music backdrop for this action
Play this Music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qa1WFomB0)
Create a virus that gives meters to the infected.
Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.
Demand Dark paladin update roll to win bar fight
SUMMON PORTAL TO MY RTDS TO CAUSE CHAOS
((No clue!))
Steal D-6 Die. Replace them with D-20.
create magma in the universe faster than Elsa can create frost.
Summon Portal gun. Snow is white, so its totally portalable. Use the prior statement to inflict portal-caused damage on4Maskwolf.Taloniswolf.
Summon Misko!
Overcharge the Chaos Meter!
Use a slippery slope fallacy against GWG....What?GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT...Whoo? Another gold star for me?Summon Grate, feed him to GWG, then continue to do this every time he respawns until GWG dies from eating too much Grate.This is wrong in so many ways.Lagrange points don't work with that many moons. They barely work with just Earth and the Moon.((Hate to be that guy, but have we reached the point where all the minimalist RTD's are happening in the same multiverse?))((Well, /everything/ is in the same multiverse. Not so much universe. You can cite the laws of probability and keep everything in their own separate worlds-- the only difference being a pink cat or a potato in the LaGrange point between Jupiter and it's moons.))
Grate: Avoid being fed to GWG.
Elsa: Begin creation of an ice fortress.
GWG: Attack random guy attacking me. Try not to get killed by my own allies. Again.
Then why assume that they'll be just the right thing to allow you to do that/ Because your plan involves using specific consequences of the laws of physics in ways that defy those same laws of physics.
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE MOVIENO, let me give you hint. It is from one of GWG's games
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.
Make the game use D100'sNOH
Yay I was right. Do I get a prize for suggesting kleptomania in the first place?
Yay I was right. Do I get a prize for suggesting kleptomania in the first place?
You have earned the covenanted Acolyte of the GM award. You can make potatoes out of nowhere now.
I as well would say hello, but I got turned into a potato at some point and since then I've left my old life behind. I may not even be an acolyte anymore.Yay I was right. Do I get a prize for suggesting kleptomania in the first place?
You have earned the covenanted Acolyte of the GM award. You can make potatoes out of nowhere now.
Well, hello there fellow Acolyte. I am a Wolf Acolyte of Armarok (Inuit Wolf God), and pleased to make your aquaintance.
INCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2: ATTEMPT #3
Summon GreatWyrmPotato.Wouldn't GreatPotatoGold be a safer bet, less likely to attack us? And if he does and we kill him, we'll have a massive potato of solid gold.
Cast Time Reversal on GWG to pull him back to a point where he hasn't suffered any pain, 'healing' or wounds.
[5]
NO...NOOOOO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HATE YOU FOREVER.
TALONISWOLF RUINED EVERYTHING, STAB HIM IN THE PANCREAS
HEALING BITE, dammit! HEAL THE GWG!
Call her a lesbian!
Become the Meta (http://rvb.wikia.com/wiki/Meta) at the time there were 7 AIs.
Transform GWG into 5. The number 5, not 5 of him. He'll know what I'm talking about :P
What about my action?
Bah.
Turn GWG's allies into transforming robots that combine to make a massive weapons battery, then make them combine and shoot GWG in the face with them.
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
STOP THE MAGMA
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.
Mwhahahahaaa!
All your dice belong to me! Roll to Shoot GWG using the D-6 die that only I possess!
Draw a giant 8 on the moon and use it as the new die instead of the d20
I DID UPDATE DERAIL. NPC ARMY GO!
Turn into bunny rabbit from monty python and the holy grail and bite everyone in the neck,GWG included.
-6 to my rolls you say? Heal GWG's Enemies using the functions of a hacked universe. Since I'm guaranteed at least one time of that being applied, This should be hilarious.
Sadly, the d6 was replaced with a d20 before we could see these shenanigans, so it loses much of the hilarity it would have had.
In that case: Attempt to Fix the rolls back to being a 1d6
Stab the GWG in the stomach!
Make the game use D100's
Try my last action all over!
[singing] I aaammmm to stu-born for my own gooood...[\singing]
fire GUITAR LAZER FROM THE POWER OF ROCK AT MASTAHCHEESE
Cover the world in magma. burn everyone.
Ditch the chaingun (keep the shades), pull out my jet pack and start flying high enough to avoid contact with the lava or air heated by it, then pull out the "wussy" handgun and shoot GWG in the face.
INCARNATE SELF AS GWG V2: ATTEMPT #3
Summon GreatWyrmPotato.
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss! I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...
Counteract 4maskwolf's magma sea with the Fimbulwinter!
AUTO ACTION: (if it's not too difficult to keep track of/remember in the chaos. If it is, that's fine.)
On the next turn, unleash Ragnarök!
On the turn after that, and all subsequent turns, have the spirits of the mightiest Viking warriors destroy everyone. Maybe throw in the Fenrir Wolf and Jörmungandr too, if I get good rolls.
Give everyone a meter. Create a meta-meter (meter to gauge the presence of meters).
STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".
I don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...The universe reset at some point.
Elsa: Freeze the lava!
GWG:PhysicianGuy with healing spells(Let's make this simple) Heal thyself!
SiggyQuoteI don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...The universe reset at some point.
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".
SLAPFIGHT!
Create the universe :)
Take GWG with me to the anti-Terror Star. Together, we EXPLODE HIS PANCREAS IN A SUPERNOVA!
Stab GWG in the pancreas, then shoot TalonisWolf in the face, all the while doing awesome stunts with my jetpack.
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".QuoteI don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...The universe reset at some point.
GM: You missed my action.Elsa: Freeze the lava!
GWG:PhysicianGuy with healing spells(Let's make this simple) Heal thyself!
Rerun above action because, geez.
This turn's action:
Elsa: Freeze Taloniswolf's pancreas!
GWG: Switch the forms of me and WhitiusOpius, so that he's #5 and I'm GreatWyrmGold again.
SiggyQuoteI don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...The universe reset at some point.
Also shatter Taloniswolf's pancreas using my POWERS OF MUSIC
Gain uber-GWG pain threshold meter! REGENERATE TALONISWOLF'S PANCREAS!
Steal the GM's D-6 die, and replace it with the D-100 die of pain for his theft of the D-6 die I so rightfully found.
summon space ninjas to fight everything
SHOOT TALONISWOLF IN THE FACE
Ride the potato golem to victory.
GET PWNAGE METER, USE TO CRUSH GWG
Well. Last I participated in this was back on page 13, when my SPESS MEHRENS all shot each other. I look away for a few hours, and look what I miss!Between the turn that happened and the quoted post was 1472/3 hours. We may need to redefine "few".
Summon a "few" frost giants to help out with the destruction. And by help out, I mean destroy more things.
Surgerize Taloniswolf with my Healing Shank/Shiv and crazy medical skillz. Try to cut out his pancreas or at least something in that region.
Start playing Surgeon simulator with his pancreas being a new mode.
TWIST THE KNIFE
Begin absorbing GWG's Logic and convert it to Chaos, adding to the Chaos Meter!
YOU TRY RUNNING THIS CRAZY MESS, DON'T GIVE ME NO GEEZChallenge accepted. Willing to put your money where your mouth is?
I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this (https://www.mediafire.com/?uxk4w98okkxp7l4). I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.Before I download it: What is it?
Grow extra pancreas's!You balance out the worst ally ever so everythings square
I'd like to note I've been the best unwitting ally ever- not only did I bring GWG from the dead, but I've redirected some of the focus on little ol' me.
Damn it.
Punch GWG in the liver, shoot TalonisWolf in the face and stab Birdy in the pancreas.
Probably should have mentioned that. It is a program that randomly chooses 1-6 and gives you the overly simplified result of that roll for an attempt to shoot you in the face. It's more of a practice exercise for me in using random number generation, rather than a fun or useful program.I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this (https://www.mediafire.com/?uxk4w98okkxp7l4). I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.Before I download it: What is it?
Smootch-fatality!
Use own pancreas to make obscure alchemical potion that makes me really lucky. DON'T DRINK THE POTION AFTERWARDS!
Become the Meta (http://rvb.wikia.com/wiki/Meta) at the time there were 7 AIs.
Shoot EVERYTHING with anti-Terror Star. THE UNIVERSE IS NOW A STAR
I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this (https://www.mediafire.com/?uxk4w98okkxp7l4). I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.
Anyway, back on topic of the actual game,
Summon the Midgard Serpent, Jormungandr, along with his buddies Nidhogg and Apophis, to devour all that lives!
Introduce Lassie to Taloniswolf's Pancreas.
Let Biting be involved.
Use portal to bring something else in, why not the Red Army from that ROLL TO UNION RTD that I did.((YOU GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA, GOLD STAR FOR YOU
YOU TRY RUNNING THIS CRAZY MESS, DON'T GIVE ME NO GEEZChallenge accepted. Willing to put your money where your mouth is?I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this (https://www.mediafire.com/?uxk4w98okkxp7l4). I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.Before I download it: What is it?
Use my axe guitar to chop Random person
Grow extra pancreas's!
I'd like to note I've been the best unwitting ally ever- not only did I bring GWG from the dead, but I've redirected some of the focus on little ol' me.
Damn it.
Kill everyone. Immediately. And tell the GM to stop auto-failing all of my rolls.
Help 4maskwolf while making the d600 into d1600
Make all rolls be represented as a meter with the number of filled units the number rolled and the meter size the highest roll number possible.
BLOW UP THE MOON, ALLOW THE TIDAL FLUCTUATIONS TO FLOOD EVERYTHING
I think you sorta got it wrong,in surgeon simulator you generally do things in the most hilarious way possible...but that means...I fixed up Taloniswolf's pancreas! noooooooooooooo!
Punch Birdy in the liver.
SOMETHING SOMETHING META.
Punch GWG in the pancreas, shoot TalonisWolf in the liver and stab Birdy in the face.
REPLACE TALONISWOLF'S INSULIN WITH KNIVES
REPLACE TALONISWOLF'S INSULIN WITH KNIVES
GWG's in charge? did I miss something?
I...I guess it could be adapted into a way to teach people how RtD's work...Probably should have mentioned that. It is a program that randomly chooses 1-6 and gives you the overly simplified result of that roll for an attempt to shoot you in the face. It's more of a practice exercise for me in using random number generation, rather than a fun or useful program.I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this (https://www.mediafire.com/?uxk4w98okkxp7l4). I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.Before I download it: What is it?
Not happening, little blue guy.GWG's in charge? did I miss something?I'm on, uh, vacation, unless GWG gives up running this mess.
Take over everyone's Pancreas via rapidly spreading plague, and take over by threatening to make alcohol impotent.Attack this guy stop him from destroying the booze its the only thing keeping us from wreaking the universe...again... you know I've lost count how many times we've done that now
The ultimate threat on Bay12? Threaten the booze stockpile.
Edit: Forgot a whole word somehow.
GAIN DAKKA METER, DAKKA BIRDY
Assist All of GWG's True Allies in their actions while attempting to alter the Ragnorok by Killing Fenrir before Odin Dies.
((Damnityoufrigginlittledummkopf!))I hope that this makes you feel better. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)
[2]REPLACE TALONISWOLF'S INSULIN WITH KNIVES
SHOOT UNIVERSE WITH HEALING IMPLOSION. IT IS NOW HEAL.[1]
Eat Birdy's liver.[5]
Sit out my timeout....
Turn slap-fight into elaborate dance, clutch a rose with my teeth![1]
Attempt to fly away, thus protecting my liver from ground based enemies.[1]
Wait, you're giving up already? Or are you not giving up the reins? I'ze confuse.Not giving up the reins.
MAKE ALL ROLLS USE RANDOM TYPES OF DICE[0]
Take over everyone's Pancreas via rapidly spreading plague, and take over by threatening to make alcohol impotent.One action per turn, please.
The ultimate threat on Bay12? Threaten the booze stockpile.
Edit: Forgot a whole word somehow.
Attack this guy stop him from destroying the booze its the only thing keeping us from wreaking the universe...again... you know I've lost count how many times we've done that now[5v2] You bite TalonisWolf! You do not get infected with plague! He loses the use of one of his feet!
Summon knife elemental. Make him stabbity everything except me.[1] The knife elemental decides it doesn't want to listen to you any more and stabbities you.
Respawn.[1]
Assist All of GWG's True Allies in their actions while attempting to alter the Ragnorok by Killing Fenrir before Odin Dies.[6] You kill Fenrir. This causes Odin to try and aid Thor, which surprises him, causing both to die to Jormugandr before Thor can kill it.
Summon A potato for everyone to stop all this fighting.[6]
((Remind the GM that since I rolled a [||||||] last turn, every roll result must be represented with a meter rather than a number))A lot got changed when this switched GMs. That's one of the casualties.
Achieve victory.[6]
TITLE UPDATEDYes.
Use Chaos Power to create a supermassive black hole whose strength is relative to the power of the Chaos Meter which begins destroying the entire universe, adding power to the Chaos Meter![5]
Btw, I am immune to it's pull.
You all had better I hope I fuck up here somehow.
Turn another player into an AI[1] You are now an AI character.
Shoot the giant snake thing![4-1][2-1][5-1]
Create an Ice Castle.[6] You can't help but freak out at the everything. The universe starts freezing.
Reduce the chaos of the universe.[3] -1 Chaos
GWG shouldn't Zanketzkuken get an NPC turn since he's an AI character now?
I've become a computer not an NPC.Yup, you're still a PC, just a different meaning for the acronym.
Aim my gun at Birdy, then shoot in the air. As he laughs how I "missed", have the shot down zeppelin fall on his liver.
GET RED ARMY THROUGH PORTALA red army officer walks out of the corner he'd been hanging out in, shrugs, and leaves.
Turn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSE
Also I try not to be a star
COUNTER WITH TYRANNOSAURTurn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSE
Also I try not to be a star
Shield this attack by absorbing the Terror Star before it can do any harm!
Remind the GM that killing everyone means that GWG, Taloniswolf, and Birdy are all dead and thus not in the game anymore.
Build the Equivalent Exchange Machine from Art of Minimalism III[5]
GAIN DAKKA METERZanzetkuken already had a turn that turn. No one gets two actions per turn, not even NPCs.
GWG shouldn't Zanketzkuken get an NPC turn since he's an AI character now?
Aim my gun at Birdy, then shoot in the air. As he laughs how I "missed", have the shot down zeppelin fall on his liver.[1] You aim your gun at Birdy, then straight up in the air. He laughs. You missed the zeppelin. As you take more careful aim, the bullet comes back down and hits you in the head. I think this is an excellent example of a Texas sharpshooter.
SUMMON BILLY MAYS. HAVE HIM SELL EVERYONE THE SWEET PAIN OF DEATH[6] Billy Mays summoned. He tries to sell you Oxi-Clean. He cleans the whole universe!
Turn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSE[1]
Also I try not to be a star
Take over GreatWyrmGold's mind.Nope. You're AI-controlled, aka an NPC. Check your stats more carefully.GWG shouldn't Zanketzkuken get an NPC turn since he's an AI character now?I've become a computer not an NPC.
[2] You buy a GWG costume. It fools no one.INCARNATE SELF AS GWG REPLICA WITH ASSOCIATED METERS: GWG EDITION
Birdy is not in the mood for laughing. Cry and call Veterans to save me from my liver wounds, or lack there of.[3] An old soldier guy comes to try and heal you. [2] He fails.
I get over feeling sad by drinking some booze then flamethrower the sick guy. Burn out the plague[2] You drink some alcohol and discover that it's not good for hounds, killer, hell, or otherwise, to drink alcohol.
Become ghost. Possess either Elsa or if that fails, the knife elemental as my new body.One. Action. Per. Turn.
Destroy the enemies of GWG by leading an army of fleas.[3] They do exactly as well as you might expect.
Save Elsa by killing those that attack her while continueing to assist Allies of GWG...That's vague. I'll let you know if anyone does that.
[2] You wish Remuthra was right.GET RED ARMY THROUGH PORTALA red army officer walks out of the corner he'd been hanging out in, shrugs, and leaves.
[3]Turn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSEShield this attack by absorbing the Terror Star before it can do any harm!
Also I try not to be a star
One.COUNTER WITH TYRANNOSAURTurn anti-Terror Star into Terror Star. Shoot black hole with Terror Star. THE BLACK HOLE HAS NOW EXPLODED AND REVERSED THE IMPLODING OF THE UNIVERSEShield this attack by absorbing the Terror Star before it can do any harm!
Also I try not to be a star
Sic the royal hounds upon TalonisWolf's pancreas.[5] Ow. Pancreas at critical levels!
Fuck yeah kept the timeout corner
Replace Birdy's liver and then shoot it.One action per turn. Also, Birdy has extra livers.
Wow, almost 20 pages since I last posted. Well time to come back and wonder what happened.[6] You do so. Turns out, cloned dragons do not make nice pets.
Take a sample of GWG's DNA for !!SCIENCE!!
No one died.Remind the GM that killing everyone means that GWG, Taloniswolf, and Birdy are all dead and thus not in the game anymore.
Roll to survive the atomic potatosplosion.What, you expected to be able to roll to dodge? What kind of game is this?
FLEE TO RECOVER![1] You flee! Ow ow pancreas!
SHOOT EVERYBODY EXCEPT MY CHARACTER IN THE EVERYTHING.[4] You shoot people! It hurts people!
Reduce the Chaos Meter.[4] Chaos Meter reduced.
Spread a virus that gives entities meters.[2] This is harder than it looks...
And make a roll to genocide all the meters.One action per turn!
Shoot the black hole![4-1][1-1]
Attempt to reverse the freezing of the universe.[6] Done. Now it's suffering heat death.
Reduce Implosion meter by moving planets around.[2] Damn. Stupid laws of physics.
Eat the black hole and take its power![1] The black hole eats you. What did you think would happen?
Kill, um...Spinal_Taper![1v1]
Take control of all computers.[1]
Nope. You're AI-controlled, aka an NPC. Check your stats more carefully.
Turn another player into an AI[1] You are now an AI character.
Spoiler: Assorted Enemies of All Victims (click to show/hide)
Stay in character as GWG by trying to ship myself and STEPHEN HAWKING. The roll shall decide how.
I'M JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU GUYS THAT THE POLL EXISTS
LACK OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT?- 9 (24.3%)
EXCESS OF TIME?- 6 (16.2%)
CONTROL FREAK?- 5 (13.5%)
KLEPTOMANIA?- 14 (37.8%)
SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?- 3 (8.1%)
KLEPTOMANIA IS STILL WINNING WHICH ISNT SUPRISING AT ALL
Sanure notes how fire doesn't really bother him. or Lava. or Magma. Or the sun. Basically anything hot.Thats up to the RNG to decide I'm only immune because GWG stated I'm a hell hound last turn
Sanure notes how fire doesn't really bother him. or Lava. or Magma. Or the sun. Basically anything hot.Thats up to the RNG to decide I'm only immune because GWG stated I'm a hell hound last turn
I'M JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU GUYS THAT THE POLL EXISTS
LACK OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT?- 9 (24.3%)
EXCESS OF TIME?- 6 (16.2%)
CONTROL FREAK?- 5 (13.5%)
KLEPTOMANIA?- 14 (37.8%)
SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?- 3 (8.1%)
KLEPTOMANIA IS STILL WINNING WHICH ISNT SUPRISING AT ALL
"AI character" usually refers to "character controlled by the game's artificial intelligence," since for a character who is an AI one would just say "you are an AI". My mistake in not recognizing the potential confusion.Nope. You're AI-controlled, aka an NPC. Check your stats more carefully.No, you have it as 'I am an AI', not 'I am controlled by an AI'. The exact wording for the result that caused me to become an AI is 'You are now an AI character', which means I am character who is AI, not a character controlled by one.
PILOT HEALING MULTIVERSE.[4]
HEAL
EVERYTHING
IN
THE
DANG
OMNIVERSE
Respawn. Shoryuken GWG's face.[6]
Disbelieve the chaos meter as measurable chaos is thus ordered and thus not chaos.[1] Chaos Meter increased by 3. There are two marks left in the Chaos Meter.
BECOME THE UNIVERSE[4] You are the new universe. Good timing, by the way.
IF THATS TOO MUCH, BECOME MEGAS XLR OR SOMETHING
put the remains of North America in the machine and press the buttonNorth America is gone. So is the machine.
Summon the Shamwow Guy and have him fight Billy Mays in awesome pitchman combatBilly Mays is gone, but you can just summon him next turn.
Thank the kindly old Veteran for his efforts, and FLY!The veteran is gone.
Hey I'm not an enemy. These GWG clones are meant to help defend the original. Of course, that is if I was able to control them. How many are there?[2] Nope.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Give WhitiusOpius a cosplay meter.He's gone. Maybe later.
Enchant Black Hole with the ability to absorb one Game Object per turn, and convert it into one bar for the Chaos Meter. If the Chaos Meter overflows, every point of overflow allows it to enjoy one extra piece of the universe per turn.The Chaos Meter measures how long until chaos destroys the universe. Which it did. The black hole is gone, too.
Respawn as the dragon, Bahamut.[4] You are Bahamut.
Are new players not allowed to join, or was I skipped?I must not have seen your action. Sorry.
Zombify![4] You respawn as a zombie.
Stay in character as GWG by trying to ship myself and STEPHEN HAWKING. The roll shall decide how....
Make a vote for the ability to make 2 actions if one wishes to.[1] This was the honest roll.
Romance Elsa while Aiding the Allies of GWG.Elsa is gone.
Have a warm bath in !!MAGMA!! as I'm a hellhound the heat can't harm me. Splash Sanure while I'm in the bath[2] Huh. Hell hounds may or may not be immune to fire, but they're definitely not immune to density. You walk on lava for a little bit, then stop because your paws start to hurt. You're sad.
Prevent people from becoming Victims this universe.[1] Nope. Five victims. Let's see who they are...TamerVirus, killerhellhound, GreatWyrmGold, TamerVirus already got rolled, so did killerhellhound, blazing glory, TalonisWolf, GreatWyrmGold already got rolled, so did blazing glory, blazing glory just got rerolled, that's three bg's in a row FINE! Only four Victims.
"AI character" usually refers to "character controlled by the game's artificial intelligence," since for a character who is an AI one would just say "you are an AI". My mistake in not recognizing the potential confusion.
Besides, didn't a ONE giving you exactly what you wanted give you any suspicion? It sure should have.
Shove my fist down Taloniswolf's mouth and yank out his pancreas.
Summon Misko[6]
Summon Elsa.[5] You do so. You are now a Disneymancer and can summon Disney characters at +1, because I can't think of anything else to make that better than a 4.
SIC XANTALOS ON GWG[4]
[2]Grant GWG a protective shield and great strength, speed and endurance.
Give GWG a Great Kanohi Hau, Pakari and Kakama.
go have a bath in a nice relaxing hot spring forget about the fight going on just relax[1] OW OW OW HOT YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO FIRE!
Continue piloting Healing Multiverse, as due to being a multiverse, it is not contained within the old universe. OVERHEAL GWG[4] GWG overhealed.
Loot the universe.[2] Your pockets are too small.
Lead the GWG clones in an attempt to hijack the thread[1] The GWG clones turn on you, angry at trying to hurt the original. Thanks, guys!
Respawn as fairy queen. Fail to try to take a second action in one turn.[6] You are the Shidhe Queen. Google "Shidhe" and guess how much loyalty they have to their queen. Oh look, you just died of "natural causes".
Shove my fist down Taloniswolf's mouth and yank out his pancreas.[6]
Spawn as the god-king.[6]
[3] The bastard got a handful of pancreas, but you manage to bit him.Shove my fist down Taloniswolf's mouth and yank out his pancreas.Bite down on his fist if possible, turning him into a zombie.
Repair SFW barrier, become guardian of it.[4] Check and check.
BRING CHAOS INTO THIS UNIVERSE[2] You chant some, trying to summon the Legions of Chaos. You screw up, and somehow it begins raining eggbeaters.
RESUMMON BILLY MAYS HERE[6] BILLY MAYS IS HERE!
Kill poketwo[4v1]
Stop being a flea. Or dead. Or a ghost.[1] You are locked into being a ghost flea.
Respawn as the concept of respawning.[4] Ooh, meta.
Use Chaos Power to become the Chaos God![2] Aw.
Um.[5]
Introduce plot.
Make a divine decree that the pancreas and liver cannot no longer existKill Blazing Glory for suggesting such a thing.
leap on and eat iron tomato for attacking GWG and to fuel my hellfire[4v3] Munch munch!
'Borrow' someone's Pancreas/'s, giving me an extra pancreas meter or two.[3] Um, nope. You get some pancreas back, though! Briefly.
Make a divine decree that the pancreas and liver cannot no longer exist[5]
[6v5] You have a brilliant idea: Nuke.Make a divine decree that the pancreas and liver cannot no longer existKill Blazing Glory for suggesting such a thing.
Kick blazing glory in the face. Repeatedly. Then stab him. Repeatedly. Then shoot him in the face. Repeatedly. Then force him to eat his mother's heart. Rep-wait what? Finally, kick him in the face once more. Yes, this is all supposed to be one action. And yes, I am a terrible person for doing this.You run over to Ground Zero and begin abusing a charred corpse.
Summon Lich[3] You summon a skeleton. It goes sorta purple.
Walk right into the thread, looking cool as hell.[6] You look cool as hell, alright. Soon, you are also as healthy as a cripple and as holeless as a sieve, followed by being as while as a puzzle and then as alive as a corpse.
...Heal something with healing multiverse?[5]
CALL FORTH MR CLEAN! LET THE BATTLE OF THE CLEANERS COMMENCE![2] Damn.
Hell, might as well start summoning other rando advertisers
Fix broken quote tag.I actually did that shortly after beginning this turn.
Summon Stardroids to defend GWG.[6] You summon necrons, because I know what those are. They promptly wander off...
Since I am the god of chaos, I don't need a mortal body. Throw warp storms all around to cause even more chaos[4] Okay, you're a chaos spirit.
Loot the Universe[5] Alright, you loot the universe. Now what?
Respawn in a mecha suit[With an emergency way out in case the power runs out while I'm inside.Just in case].[2] You respawn.
Respawn. Summon french fries.[2] You respawn as french fries.
Go to a Bay12 convention (they probably have those in the new universe) and RP as GWG by correcting everyone who's having any conversation about science, ever.[3] You try. You make a fool of yourself, because it turns out you actually don't know that much science. And you probably should have stayed away from the Advanced Physics section.
Give WhitiusOpius an RP-accuracy meter.[1] Aw.
DERAIL PLOT BEFORE ITS EVEN INTRODUCED[6] Goddammit you ninja!
SELL MORE SHAMWOWS![3] You do. It occurs to you that you were at no point being paid to do this.
Re-establish my kingdom.[1] If by "re-establish your kingdom" you mean "accidentally summon a number of people badly affected by summertime snowdrifts," you succeeded.
Destroy the Necrons!
Destroy the Necrons![1v5][2v2-1][6v6-2][4v6-3]
Improve the Order of the Universe[6] There is now an Order Meter. Hell if I know what it does, but it won't be good.
Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.Stop him from doing that.
Why if he fucks up he will turn them all into babys or old cripples.Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.Stop him from doing that.
Why if he fucks up he will turn them all into babys or old cripples.My point is to stop him from doing the intended action, not to stop him from doing anything at all.
This is bay12 Defining weather you want to Torture someone or just throw the ball to them to have some fun with them is very importantWhy if he fucks up he will turn them all into babys or old cripples.My point is to stop him from doing the intended action, not to stop him from doing anything at all.
force the next post to be in PIRATE SPEAK YARRRRGGG[4]
Turn GWG into Mata Nui.THAT'S NOT VERY SMART THING TO DO
Find gravy and cheese curds.
Return to anti-Terror Star. Shoot GWG to attempt to heal him without winning the game by accident again.[2] You miss. It still scorches me. You suck.
Mess up the Dewey Decimal system in a library to decrese the Order meter.[5] Done.
Fly to Madagascar[4] Now what?
Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.[2] Nope.
Permanently, irreversibly turn @GreatWormGold into a tsundere.[3] That's annoying.
Damn it. Respawn.Done.
Summon the Colossal Titan. (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SOTX6pox-o0/Uaw_kYRlhqI/AAAAAAAADKY/Ch3mhdkKf_s/s1600/260556-attack-on-titan-attack-on-titan.jpg)[5] Great.
Image is just to give you an idea of appearance and size, but it'd be better to actually look it up. :p
((A plot? Shame on you!))((Xantalos kinda derailed this.))
Play whack-a-mole with everyone.
Throw warp storms everywhere!!!!![5] Oh come on.
Use Two points of hellfire to incinerate smurfingtonthethirdI wondered if you'd ever realize you could do that.
Destroy the Order Meter using the power of Chaos, converting any points of Order into points of Chaos![2] Nope. Not that Chaos would gain anything.
The God King is immortal. Punch death in the face.[6] Turns out, Death is immortal. And stronger than you.
Become a charred zombie! able to shoot fire out of it's hands![1] You become a flaming corpse. This isn't much fun.
Buy the omniverse![2] No one's selling.
[4] You...stop him from doing something he failed at. Yay?Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.Stop him from doing that.
force the next post to be in PIRATE SPEAK YARRRRGGG-> also bring forth some swarthy swashbucklers to FIGHT[5] Yarr, tha universe...be...piraety...me hearty?
[3] The mask doesn't fit. Almost as if it wasn't made to fit dragons.Turn GWG into Mata Nui.
GIVE GWG THE MASK OF LIFE AND HAVE IT MUTATE HIM INTO A STRONGER FORM
Why not?Turn GWG into Mata Nui.THAT'S NOT VERY SMART THING TO DO
LEARN THE SECRETS OF LIFE AND DEATH
Find gravy and cheese curds.[4] Yum!
[2] The GreatWyrmGold clones are.Damn, that was totally accurate RolePlaying, I definitely did that on purpose!
Channel inner GreatWyrmGold to become GWG. WHO'S MOCKING ME NOW?!?
Steal DNA sample from smurfingtonthethird[2] Eh. Why would you want to clone him anyways?
kill someone else, as determined randomly[5] You attack a weak victim...that skeleton. It's dead!
Burn the witch![3v4+1] Elsa evades your torches and whatnot.
...GET PAID![2] NO LUCK.
Avoid getting torched.[4+1v3]
Protect Elsa.
Protect Elsa.[5,1,2,2]
Kill Furtaka.[3v4] Blast!
Buy the omniverse so I can dictate chanceBECOME THE MATORAN UNIVERSE
...if this succeeds I'm going to be the new GM, aren't I?
Heck yeah!Buy the omniverse so I can dictate chance
...if this succeeds I'm going to be the new GM, aren't I?
Outbid his bid on the omniverse!
The omniverse has to be in an auction... Right? :P
Outbid both of these people!
Buy the omniverse so I can dictate chance
...if this succeeds I'm going to be the new GM, aren't I?
Heck yeah!Buy the omniverse so I can dictate chance
...if this succeeds I'm going to be the new GM, aren't I?
Outbid his bid on the omniverse!
The omniverse has to be in an auction... Right? :P
Make sure Cheese can't make his bid.Heck yeah!Buy the omniverse so I can dictate chance
...if this succeeds I'm going to be the new GM, aren't I?
Outbid his bid on the omniverse!
The omniverse has to be in an auction... Right? :P
Outbid both of these people!
Become the Omniverse.
Issue everyone bandanas (wear them on your head, not anywhere else or I'll murder you), flintlock pistols and cutlasses to increase the Pirate Meter. EDIT: Also, stab someone with a cutlass while giving it to them. Doesn't matter who.Get one of these then go
...Oh, you're on now, wolfy.Outbid both of these people!Make sure Cheese can't make his bid.
One action per turn :D...Oh, you're on now, wolfy.Outbid both of these people!Make sure Cheese can't make his bid.
Impede 4mask's action.
...One action per turn :D...Oh, you're on now, wolfy.Outbid both of these people!Make sure Cheese can't make his bid.
Impede 4mask's action.
Cancel last action, force Cheese to change the title to "Roll to kill Mastahcheese: now under new management....One action per turn :D...Oh, you're on now, wolfy.Outbid both of these people!Make sure Cheese can't make his bid.
Impede 4mask's action.
You make a good point, good sir.
Allow Mastahcheese to perform 2 actions per turn, due to him being the OP.
Your move, wolf.
[4] THE TITLE CHANGES, THIS COUNTS AS YOUR WHOLE ACTION FOR THE TURNAllow Mastahcheese to perform 2 actions per turn, due to him being the OP.Cancel last action, force Cheese to change the title to "Roll to kill Mastahcheese: now under new management.
Your move, wolf.
Give myself +1 to all time reversal rolls forever. I just realized getting a one would be... not good news.Heck yeah!Buy the omniverse so I can dictate chance
...if this succeeds I'm going to be the new GM, aren't I?
Outbid his bid on the omniverse!
The omniverse has to be in an auction... Right? :P
Outbid both of these people!
Outbid, even if it costs me my soul...
Your move, Mastahcheese. You may get your two moves, but the omniverse will be ours!I won't need the omniverse when I'm done!Ninja'd: You haven't changed the title to what he said, therefore you it wasn't his action.
Not many people into attack on Titan, eh?
Roll to kill mastahcheese!Of course that's an action.
That's an action, right?
Not many people into attack on Titan, eh?
[[Is it good? I've been considering it, but haven't actually watched it yet.]]
Not many people into attack on Titan, eh?((I love Attack on Titan. I really wish they would make another season though.))
BECOME NEW GM OF GAME[6] A NEW GM IS YOU
I replace any previous actions with this
((Why don't you guys just start a 'Roll to be da GM' or 'Get the GM stick'? See who is the the most stubborn little GM on the block and such.))That's pretty much what this has turned into at this point.
Become the new GM.[4] YOU IS SECOND GM.
force the gms to update the game. And tell cheese to stop rolling when that's the gm's job.YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GYM BADGES TO CONTROL ME
was the word force or control ever in there? I merely am making the observation that rolling is the responsibility of the gm and not of the players.force the gms to update the game. And tell cheese to stop rolling when that's the gm's job.YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GYM BADGES TO CONTROL ME
MAKE PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THERE IS A NEW POLL THEY SHOULD VOTE INInform Cheese that the one vote he sees is mine, and am thus exempt from his action.
force the gms to update the game. And tell cheese to stop rolling when that's the gm's job.[3]
I AM BECOME ALL OF THE GMS[3]
MAKE PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THERE IS A NEW POLL THEY SHOULD VOTE IN[1]
[5]MAKE PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THERE IS A NEW POLL THEY SHOULD VOTE INInform Cheese that the one vote he sees is mine, and am thus exempt from his action.
4MASKWOLF WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT HE WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO VOTE IN YOUR POLL. YOU CANNOT MAKE HIM REALIZE THAT THERE IS A POLL.GOD DANG IT 4MASK, YOU MADE HIM PM ME?
CHAOS METER:
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Issue everyone bandanas (wear them on your head, not anywhere else or I'll murder you), flintlock pistols and cutlasses to increase the Pirate Meter. EDIT: Also, stab someone with a cutlass while giving it to them. Doesn't matter who.Just a reminder, as it's been 4 pages since I posted my action.
Start sacrificing people until the game stabilizes and starts making sense again.
Sacrifice Arcvasti to destroy the sun
IMPEDE ACTIOND̼̜̮̺̺͌̾̿͛ͣ̓́ͯ́̚͜͜Ẽ̵̸̢̩̞͙͕͈̻̲̳̝̭͉̦̈̇͛̎̎͌̓̎́ͣ͌̒̊̓̉͞ͅV͎̟͍̹̫̪͓̟̖̙͎̜̀̿ͧ͊̌͊̑ͬͪͬ͌͗ͦ̂́̀̈͛͜͝O̡͈̜̭͎̲̖̟̰͔̹̊̈́͂̅̍̒͋ͭ̇̿̓͌ͦ͑͒͆ͥ̀͢͡U̵̧͎̱̖̩͐̂̈́͗R̸̷̛͔̣̣̣͎̪̣̥̟̪̦̣̺̦̅̽͛̃̓͢͠ ̛̫̳̖͉̟̘̞͕̜̰̣̟͖̂ͦͩͤ͋̏́̈́̄ͦͣͤ̈́́͞T̵̬̝̥̻͙̭͎͍͍ͦ̍͂̿͗ͭ̄͂͐ͩ͑ͩ͠H̸̲̖̯͈̣͍ͮ̓͋̾ͬ͗ͧͣͬ̅͒̃͡Ę̸̸̯͎͙͍̜̙̭͔̟̭͍̫͛͋̎ͣͬͣͪ͗ ̵̷̲̦̺̫̺̮͉͔̣̥̘̭͖̳ͦ̀ͯ̓͂̾̆̃ͦ͊͢S̶̐̒̎͂̑̄̓͑̾͐̾ͧ̉̚͏̧̭̙̱̥͎̯̀Ó̋͑͊͑ͮ̌̄̈́͘̕҉̸͏̻̤͓͓̗U̷̢̾ͧ̏ͬ͗ͮͭ͢҉̷͙͚̤̙̹̼͖̲͇̘̗̖̳̠̜͇L̘̠̮̼̖̫̲̑͗ͦ̓ͧͪ̆ͮ͂̅ͧ̿̈́̒ͫ̀́̀͝ ̏ͬ͗ͥ̐ͮͭ̊ͪ̏̐̔ͣ̿̈҉̨̤̮͔̣͉͓͖̺͍̩̳̬̖͜͠Ǫ̸͎͚̱͖̖̦͉̗̬̞̟̰̯̟̳͂ͣ͐̋̚F̷̡̧̫̭̗̙͓̫͎̺̘̠̦͖̮̻͇̄́ͤͯ̓ͩ̇ ͈͙̬̮̭̯̟͙̼̾̽̐̀M̡̜̭͍͙̼̼̹̣̱̺̱̝̦̫͍̼̍͆́͡A̛͎̝̠͓̟͚͓͙̱͂̉ͬ͐̾̓̋͛̓̄͌͗̿̅̚̚̕S̶̞͇̙̳͇͈͈͔̰̻̘̠͙͒̑͂̐ͣͦͯ̊̋͑̽̆́͟͠T̫͉̩̥̖̬̤̙͔̙͓̰̝̯̦̗̰͆̓̍͆̇̓̔̍ͫ͋̽ͨ̊̀͢͜A̷͙̤̤͈̰̯̝͖̽͆͆̍ͫ̈́ͧ̂̽̅̇ͮ͋̃͆͘͢͝ͅC̸͐̓͂́̐͛ͭ͂ͩ̋̄̓ͬͮ͌̋̚̕͢͝͏͇̬̟̻͚͙͉H̡͎͚̩͕̮̰̝̞ͭ̑͆̆̇ͥͮ̆̔̍ͫ͗ͫ̐̏͂̆̏́́̚͞Eͯ̂͒̈̋͐ͥ͐̇̄̈́͒ͪ̀̚͡҉͎̰̯͉̲̯̞͕̤̪̜̼͓ͅE̛̾̉ͯͬ͂͐͑ͤ̋̚͏̹̘̯̖̠S̸̠̜̠͎̺̻̩͖̜͖̦̝̔̒̓̑̿̂ͮ̆̄̋̓ͨ̈́͋̒̇ͫͫ͡͞ͅȨ̡ͪ̋ͬ̓̒̈́̓ͣ̉͊͌ͮ̀͢͏̭͇̬̘̜̝̱̰̟̰.̛̒̉̃ͮ̓̏̄͑͗̉̓̈͒̈́̾ͤ̃͏͕̤̥̘͓͖̦͍̦
IMPEDE ACTIOND̼̜̮̺̺͌̾̿͛ͣ̓́ͯ́̚͜͜Ẽ̵̸̢̩̞͙͕͈̻̲̳̝̭͉̦̈̇͛̎̎͌̓̎́ͣ͌̒̊̓̉͞ͅV͎̟͍̹̫̪͓̟̖̙͎̜̀̿ͧ͊̌͊̑ͬͪͬ͌͗ͦ̂́̀̈͛͜͝O̡͈̜̭͎̲̖̟̰͔̹̊̈́͂̅̍̒͋ͭ̇̿̓͌ͦ͑͒͆ͥ̀͢͡U̵̧͎̱̖̩͐̂̈́͗R̸̷̛͔̣̣̣͎̪̣̥̟̪̦̣̺̦̅̽͛̃̓͢͠ ̛̫̳̖͉̟̘̞͕̜̰̣̟͖̂ͦͩͤ͋̏́̈́̄ͦͣͤ̈́́͞T̵̬̝̥̻͙̭͎͍͍ͦ̍͂̿͗ͭ̄͂͐ͩ͑ͩ͠H̸̲̖̯͈̣͍ͮ̓͋̾ͬ͗ͧͣͬ̅͒̃͡Ę̸̸̯͎͙͍̜̙̭͔̟̭͍̫͛͋̎ͣͬͣͪ͗ ̵̷̲̦̺̫̺̮͉͔̣̥̘̭͖̳ͦ̀ͯ̓͂̾̆̃ͦ͊͢S̶̐̒̎͂̑̄̓͑̾͐̾ͧ̉̚͏̧̭̙̱̥͎̯̀Ó̋͑͊͑ͮ̌̄̈́͘̕҉̸͏̻̤͓͓̗U̷̢̾ͧ̏ͬ͗ͮͭ͢҉̷͙͚̤̙̹̼͖̲͇̘̗̖̳̠̜͇L̘̠̮̼̖̫̲̑͗ͦ̓ͧͪ̆ͮ͂̅ͧ̿̈́̒ͫ̀́̀͝ ̏ͬ͗ͥ̐ͮͭ̊ͪ̏̐̔ͣ̿̈҉̨̤̮͔̣͉͓͖̺͍̩̳̬̖͜͠Ǫ̸͎͚̱͖̖̦͉̗̬̞̟̰̯̟̳͂ͣ͐̋̚F̷̡̧̫̭̗̙͓̫͎̺̘̠̦͖̮̻͇̄́ͤͯ̓ͩ̇ ͈͙̬̮̭̯̟͙̼̾̽̐̀M̡̜̭͍͙̼̼̹̣̱̺̱̝̦̫͍̼̍͆́͡A̛͎̝̠͓̟͚͓͙̱͂̉ͬ͐̾̓̋͛̓̄͌͗̿̅̚̚̕S̶̞͇̙̳͇͈͈͔̰̻̘̠͙͒̑͂̐ͣͦͯ̊̋͑̽̆́͟͠T̫͉̩̥̖̬̤̙͔̙͓̰̝̯̦̗̰͆̓̍͆̇̓̔̍ͫ͋̽ͨ̊̀͢͜A̷͙̤̤͈̰̯̝͖̽͆͆̍ͫ̈́ͧ̂̽̅̇ͮ͋̃͆͘͢͝ͅC̸͐̓͂́̐͛ͭ͂ͩ̋̄̓ͬͮ͌̋̚̕͢͝͏͇̬̟̻͚͙͉H̡͎͚̩͕̮̰̝̞ͭ̑͆̆̇ͥͮ̆̔̍ͫ͗ͫ̐̏͂̆̏́́̚͞Eͯ̂͒̈̋͐ͥ͐̇̄̈́͒ͪ̀̚͡҉͎̰̯͉̲̯̞͕̤̪̜̼͓ͅE̛̾̉ͯͬ͂͐͑ͤ̋̚͏̹̘̯̖̠S̸̠̜̠͎̺̻̩͖̜͖̦̝̔̒̓̑̿̂ͮ̆̄̋̓ͨ̈́͋̒̇ͫͫ͡͞ͅȨ̡ͪ̋ͬ̓̒̈́̓ͣ̉͊͌ͮ̀͢͏̭͇̬̘̜̝̱̰̟̰.̛̒̉̃ͮ̓̏̄͑͗̉̓̈͒̈́̾ͤ̃͏͕̤̥̘͓͖̦͍̦
Hijack RTD.[5]
[2]IMPEDE ACTIOND̼̜̮̺̺͌̾̿͛ͣ̓́ͯ́̚͜͜Ẽ̵̸̢̩̞͙͕͈̻̲̳̝̭͉̦̈̇͛̎̎͌̓̎́ͣ͌̒̊̓̉͞ͅV͎̟͍̹̫̪͓̟̖̙͎̜̀̿ͧ͊̌͊̑ͬͪͬ͌͗ͦ̂́̀̈͛͜͝O̡͈̜̭͎̲̖̟̰͔̹̊̈́͂̅̍̒͋ͭ̇̿̓͌ͦ͑͒͆ͥ̀͢͡U̵̧͎̱̖̩͐̂̈́͗R̸̷̛͔̣̣̣͎̪̣̥̟̪̦̣̺̦̅̽͛̃̓͢͠ ̛̫̳̖͉̟̘̞͕̜̰̣̟͖̂ͦͩͤ͋̏́̈́̄ͦͣͤ̈́́͞T̵̬̝̥̻͙̭͎͍͍ͦ̍͂̿͗ͭ̄͂͐ͩ͑ͩ͠H̸̲̖̯͈̣͍ͮ̓͋̾ͬ͗ͧͣͬ̅͒̃͡Ę̸̸̯͎͙͍̜̙̭͔̟̭͍̫͛͋̎ͣͬͣͪ͗ ̵̷̲̦̺̫̺̮͉͔̣̥̘̭͖̳ͦ̀ͯ̓͂̾̆̃ͦ͊͢S̶̐̒̎͂̑̄̓͑̾͐̾ͧ̉̚͏̧̭̙̱̥͎̯̀Ó̋͑͊͑ͮ̌̄̈́͘̕҉̸͏̻̤͓͓̗U̷̢̾ͧ̏ͬ͗ͮͭ͢҉̷͙͚̤̙̹̼͖̲͇̘̗̖̳̠̜͇L̘̠̮̼̖̫̲̑͗ͦ̓ͧͪ̆ͮ͂̅ͧ̿̈́̒ͫ̀́̀͝ ̏ͬ͗ͥ̐ͮͭ̊ͪ̏̐̔ͣ̿̈҉̨̤̮͔̣͉͓͖̺͍̩̳̬̖͜͠Ǫ̸͎͚̱͖̖̦͉̗̬̞̟̰̯̟̳͂ͣ͐̋̚F̷̡̧̫̭̗̙͓̫͎̺̘̠̦͖̮̻͇̄́ͤͯ̓ͩ̇ ͈͙̬̮̭̯̟͙̼̾̽̐̀M̡̜̭͍͙̼̼̹̣̱̺̱̝̦̫͍̼̍͆́͡A̛͎̝̠͓̟͚͓͙̱͂̉ͬ͐̾̓̋͛̓̄͌͗̿̅̚̚̕S̶̞͇̙̳͇͈͈͔̰̻̘̠͙͒̑͂̐ͣͦͯ̊̋͑̽̆́͟͠T̫͉̩̥̖̬̤̙͔̙͓̰̝̯̦̗̰͆̓̍͆̇̓̔̍ͫ͋̽ͨ̊̀͢͜A̷͙̤̤͈̰̯̝͖̽͆͆̍ͫ̈́ͧ̂̽̅̇ͮ͋̃͆͘͢͝ͅC̸͐̓͂́̐͛ͭ͂ͩ̋̄̓ͬͮ͌̋̚̕͢͝͏͇̬̟̻͚͙͉H̡͎͚̩͕̮̰̝̞ͭ̑͆̆̇ͥͮ̆̔̍ͫ͗ͫ̐̏͂̆̏́́̚͞Eͯ̂͒̈̋͐ͥ͐̇̄̈́͒ͪ̀̚͡҉͎̰̯͉̲̯̞͕̤̪̜̼͓ͅE̛̾̉ͯͬ͂͐͑ͤ̋̚͏̹̘̯̖̠S̸̠̜̠͎̺̻̩͖̜͖̦̝̔̒̓̑̿̂ͮ̆̄̋̓ͨ̈́͋̒̇ͫͫ͡͞ͅȨ̡ͪ̋ͬ̓̒̈́̓ͣ̉͊͌ͮ̀͢͏̭͇̬̘̜̝̱̰̟̰.̛̒̉̃ͮ̓̏̄͑͗̉̓̈͒̈́̾ͤ̃͏͕̤̥̘͓͖̦͍̦
IMPEDE HIS ATTEMPT TO IMPEDE!
Just start nuking things already[5]
Hang out with the god of death at a bar. Order him a drink[2]
Get a poll put up asking what is the best way to destroy my face![3]
Become the One GM to Rule Them All. I shall never be usurped, only appoint my successor!
This action prevented me from being able to identify the thread, which prevented me from updating. Curse you![4] THE TITLE CHANGES, THIS COUNTS AS YOUR WHOLE ACTION FOR THE TURNAllow Mastahcheese to perform 2 actions per turn, due to him being the OP.Cancel last action, force Cheese to change the title to "Roll to kill Mastahcheese: now under new management.
Your move, wolf.
Ha!
This action prevented me from being able to identify the thread, which prevented me from updating. Curse you![4] THE TITLE CHANGES, THIS COUNTS AS YOUR WHOLE ACTION FOR THE TURNAllow Mastahcheese to perform 2 actions per turn, due to him being the OP.Cancel last action, force Cheese to change the title to "Roll to kill Mastahcheese: now under new management.
Your move, wolf.
Ha!
Determine what happened since the last turn I ran. Please summarize everything.
I beat GWG at GMing this mess!
Take that you cocky bastard!
Get a poll put up asking what is the best way to destroy my face!
Well:Is that all?I beat GWG at GMing this mess!^This^, plus we are bidding on the omniverse. Not the best summary, but it's a start.
Take that you cocky bastard!
Well:Is that all?I beat GWG at GMing this mess!^This^, plus we are bidding on the omniverse. Not the best summary, but it's a start.
Take that you cocky bastard!
JOIN AS A DEMONYOU NEED TO BOLD MAN.
ALSO PUT BACK THE STATUS THINGIES AT THE BOTTOM SO I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
JOIN AS A DEMONJOIN AS A DEMONYOU NEED TO BOLD MAN.
ALSO PUT BACK THE STATUS THINGIES AT THE BOTTOM SO I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
Become the One GM to Rule Them All. I shall never be usurped, only appoint my successor![2]
[5]Become the One GM to Rule Them All. I shall never be usurped, only appoint my successor!
redirect this fella to the ROLL TO GM thread
Create solar systems with anti-Terror Star. Heal the injured with it, too.(3)You create a few planets with it.
This action prevented me from being able to identify the thread, which prevented me from updating. Curse you![4] THE TITLE CHANGES, THIS COUNTS AS YOUR WHOLE ACTION FOR THE TURNAllow Mastahcheese to perform 2 actions per turn, due to him being the OP.Cancel last action, force Cheese to change the title to "Roll to kill Mastahcheese: now under new management.
Your move, wolf.
Ha!
Determine what happened since the last turn I ran. Please summarize everything.
Hide in moon bunker while the world burns round me and laugh.[6]
Rerail the game by hooting GWG in the face with the least weapon or make-shift weapon available. Preferably something like a water pistol or hair dryer.[2]
[6]Get a poll put up asking what is the best way to destroy my face!
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I WAS DOING[3]
BID HIGHER THAN THE OTHER GUY ON THE UNIVERSE[4]
[5]JOIN AS A DEMONJOIN AS A DEMONYOU NEED TO BOLD MAN.
ALSO PUT BACK THE STATUS THINGIES AT THE BOTTOM SO I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
ALSO PUT BACK THE STATUS THINGIES AT THE BOTTOM SO I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Criminy. Um.
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Assist action!Criminy. Um.
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Assist action!
Assist action!Assist action!Criminy. Um.
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Assist action!
ASSIST ACTIONAssist action!Assist action!Criminy. Um.
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Assist action!
Also if this fails we will be the most incompatent group of gods at the moment
INACTION DESISTASSIST ACTIONAssist action!Assist action!Criminy. Um.
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Assist action!
Also if this fails we will be the most incompatent group of gods at the moment
IMPEDE ACTION!!!!! SCREWING OVER GAMES IS MY JOB!!!!!ASSIST ACTIONAssist action!Assist action!Criminy. Um.
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Assist action!
Also if this fails we will be the most incompatent group of gods at the moment
Re-Derail the thread by shoving a random person into a meat grinder!
USE DEMON MAGIC TO SET FIRE TO 4MASKWOLF'S FACE[4]
Summon Armored Titan too.[4]
(5+4-1)You reset everything forever. Including physics, existence, and reality.IMPEDE ACTION!!!!! SCREWING OVER GAMES IS MY JOB!!!!!ASSIST ACTIONAssist action!Assist action!Criminy. Um.
Restart universe. That way, I know what's happening and making the status thingies is easy.
Assist action!
Also if this fails we will be the most incompatent group of gods at the moment
Call an airstrike on 4maskwolf's face.I don't know what an "airstrike" or a "face" is. Also, 4maskwolf doesn't exist.
Shoot GWG. In the face. Nothing personal, just rerailing.Who's GWG?
OBSERVE NEW EVERYTHING[6]
RESUMMON FROZEN DISNEY PERSON AGAIN.She has a name, you know. And there are at least a dozen people from Disney's Frozen you could be talking about. (Please not Olaf...)
RESUMMON FROZEN DISNEY PERSON AGAIN.She has a name, you know. And there are at least a dozen people from Disney's Frozen you could be talking about. (Please not Olaf...)
Exist.
RESUMMON FROZEN DISNEY PERSON AGAIN.She has a name, you know. And there are at least a dozen people from Disney's Frozen you could be talking about. (Please not Olaf...)
Exist.
ALL OF THEM.yeah maybe except Olaf
RESUMMON FROZEN DISNEY PERSON AGAIN.She has a name, you know. And there are at least a dozen people from Disney's Frozen you could be talking about. (Please not Olaf...)
Exist.
You don't even know who he is, and you want me to be him.I know a little bit about him from Tvtropes, but that's it.
NOPE IMPEDE ACTIONTURN GWG INTO THAT OLAF GUY HE MENTIONEDRESUMMON FROZEN DISNEY PERSON AGAIN.She has a name, you know. And there are at least a dozen people from Disney's Frozen you could be talking about. (Please not Olaf...)
Exist.
ASSIST ACTIONTURN GWG INTO THAT OLAF GUY HE MENTIONEDRESUMMON FROZEN DISNEY PERSON AGAIN.She has a name, you know. And there are at least a dozen people from Disney's Frozen you could be talking about. (Please not Olaf...)
Exist.
This rant (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=136252.msg5160763;topicseen#msg5160763) should teach you a bit. Warning: Probably includes spoilers for Frozen.You don't even know who he is, and you want me to be him.I know a little bit about him from Tvtropes, but that's it.
Also, I want you to be him since you don't like him. :PMeanie. And a petty one at that.
Cue you being one of those appropriate sacrifices.I DON'T CARE IF THIS ISN'T AN ACTION, I ASSIST IT
...why not. +1Cue you being one of those appropriate sacrifices.I DON'T CARE IF THIS ISN'T AN ACTION, I ASSIST IT
ok didn't know, thanks for the link.Attempt Thread Necromancy
The thread has been dropped for this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137790.0) one.
I am the forgotten evil which has returned to stab you all in the pancreas! Bwahahaha... *cue the stabbing*
(-)What's an abomination? What's a GM?ok didn't know, thanks for the link.Attempt Thread Necromancy
The thread has been dropped for this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137790.0) one.
Kill the abomination I have tried to recreate. Man was not mean to play GM.
I am the forgotten evil which has returned to stab you all in the pancreas! Bwahahaha... *cue the stabbing*(-)There's nothing to stab. Or to stab with. Stabbing isn't even a thing.
I refuse to acknowledge this turn. My turns are the only true ones.I am the forgotten evil which has returned to stab you all in the pancreas! Bwahahaha... *cue the stabbing*
[6]
BUT IT'S OPPOSITE DAY
YOU STAB YOURSELF IN THE PANCREAS
I ran this game the best![1]You stab yourself.
GM KNIFE FIGHT!
I am GM! I stab smurfingtonthethird in the Potato![3+999]Smurfingtonthethird's potato is annihilated.
Elephant Parade is the true Game Messiah.Agreed. You gain +1 to all actions.
No, 4maskwolf won.I always win. And since I was the winner, I am as powerful as any GM.
Smurf's in charge now.
I AM GM, BESIDES, I GOT AN ARMY TO BACK ME UP ON THAT CLAIM(5-999 FALSE GM)Your army abandons you.
IT GOT NECRO'D! BURN THE HEATHENS! CREATE A FAKE GREAT WYRM GOLD!(3)You set smurfingtonthethird on fire. You create a GreatWyrmTin.
Convert poketwo's army to the true Game Messiah's allegiance, they shall be enlightened.(3+1)You recruit his old army.
Create the One Ring to GM them all, and to darkness bind them. Throw it in between the GM's and watch the scuffle.(6)The One Ring gives infinite power (GM rights and/or a +9999 bonus) to whoever wears it. It is trapped deep within the Caverns of Noninterference, in which no GM can mess with rolls.
I never GM'd this slice of terror, so I'm merely going to watch you fools.
Summon up angry forumites that hate me abandoning my games! Say that Elephant Parade forced me to do it!(4-999 LIES)Lying is bad. You are lynched for being a
animate greatwyrmtin as an NPC controlled by the current GM of the game.
Summon up portal and reach through and grab the ring!(2-999)Unfortunately, the no-interference rules only apply once you're actually in the caves.
animate greatwyrmtin as an NPC controlled by the current GM of the game.(1)GreatWyrmTin explodes.
Become a armoured dragon guarding the Ring. Because I can.(3)You become an unarmoured dragon. Also, I can't actually place you within the caves. You'll need to go there yourself.
Ninja'd:animate greatwyrmtin as an NPC controlled by the current GM of the game.
... Not that dragon, tin is weak. Steel, Titanium or Adamantine please.
ROLL: 1I AM GM, BESIDES, I GOT AN ARMY TO BACK ME UP ON THAT CLAIM(5-999 FALSE GM)Your army abandons you.IT GOT NECRO'D! BURN THE HEATHENS! CREATE A FAKE GREAT WYRM GOLD!(3)You set smurfingtonthethird on fire. You create a GreatWyrmTin.Convert poketwo's army to the true Game Messiah's allegiance, they shall be enlightened.(3+1)You recruit his old army.Create the One Ring to GM them all, and to darkness bind them. Throw it in between the GM's and watch the scuffle.(6)The One Ring gives infinite power (GM rights and/or a +9999 bonus) to whoever wears it. It is trapped deep within the Caverns of Noninterference, in which no GM can mess with rolls.
I never GM'd this slice of terror, so I'm merely going to watch you fools.Summon up angry forumites that hate me abandoning my games! Say that Elephant Parade forced me to do it!(4-999 LIES)Lying is bad. You are lynched for being alierapparently that's not a word. You are lynched for being a person who tells lies.Spoiler: GUNINANRUNIN (click to show/hide)
[1-infinity]YOU'RE NOT THE GM, GO AWAY.-snip-ROLL: 1
YOUR TURN IS RETCONNED. DUE TO MY POWERS.
[1-COMMUNIST GOD][1-infinity]YOU'RE NOT THE GM, GO AWAY.-snip-ROLL: 1
YOUR TURN IS RETCONNED. DUE TO MY POWERS.
[1-lies]Actually, I've been posting all the most recent turns. Thus, I am the GM.[1-COMMUNIST GOD][1-infinity]YOU'RE NOT THE GM, GO AWAY.-snip-ROLL: 1
YOUR TURN IS RETCONNED. DUE TO MY POWERS.
YOU ARE NOT THE GM, I AM.
[ROLL: 1-ROME][1-lies]Actually, I've been posting all the most recent turns. Thus, I am the GM.[1-COMMUNIST GOD][1-infinity]YOU'RE NOT THE GM, GO AWAY.-snip-ROLL: 1
YOUR TURN IS RETCONNED. DUE TO MY POWERS.
YOU ARE NOT THE GM, I AM.
welp
Build greatwyrmadamantium
[ROLL: 1-ROME][1-lies]Actually, I've been posting all the most recent turns. Thus, I am the GM.[1-COMMUNIST GOD][1-infinity]YOU'RE NOT THE GM, GO AWAY.-snip-ROLL: 1
YOUR TURN IS RETCONNED. DUE TO MY POWERS.
YOU ARE NOT THE GM, I AM.
BUT I CONTROL THE DICE
Go into the caves!
(6) Success! You can't touch me now!
And don't make me do it.
I HAVE AN HISTORY IN IT. ALSO I HAVE NOT GM'D IN IT BEFOREwelp
Build greatwyrmadamantium
Interrupt this before it becomes a threat. I guard myyyyy preccciooosss.
Ninja'd:[ROLL: 1-ROME][1-lies]Actually, I've been posting all the most recent turns. Thus, I am the GM.[1-COMMUNIST GOD][1-infinity]YOU'RE NOT THE GM, GO AWAY.-snip-ROLL: 1
YOUR TURN IS RETCONNED. DUE TO MY POWERS.
YOU ARE NOT THE GM, I AM.
BUT I CONTROL THE DICE
As a neutral party, I suggest you find someone you all trust to GM fairly and post regularly. Preferably someone who hasn't GM'd in this game before, but has a history in it.
And don't make me do it.Go into the caves!
(6) Success! You can't touch me now!
... see what I wrote above.
I make me do it!And don't make me do it.
I make him do it.
Go into the caves!Actually, a 6 is an overshoot. You cheated the dice.
(6) Success! You can't touch me now!
welp(5)Success! You build the most powerful GreatWyrm to ever exist.
Build greatwyrmadamantium
(5-999)No. He doesn't want to be the GM, and I don't want someone else to be the GM.And don't make me do it.
I make him do it.
I HAVE AN HISTORY IN IT. ALSO I HAVE NOT GM'D IN IT BEFORE[1-pyramid]NO. YOU USE TOO MUCH PYRAMID POWER. YOU CANNOT BECOME THE GM UNTIL YOU LEARN TO CONTROL THE POWER OF THE PHARAOHS.
[1-999]You super-fail. You can never be GM.I make me do it!And don't make me do it.
I make him do it.
[ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD]Go into the caves!Actually, a 6 is an overshoot. You cheated the dice.
(6) Success! You can't touch me now!
You run flying into the wall. All your bones break.welp(5)Success! You build the most powerful GreatWyrm to ever exist.
Build greatwyrmadamantium(5-999)No. He doesn't want to be the GM, and I don't want someone else to be the GM.And don't make me do it.
I make him do it.I HAVE AN HISTORY IN IT. ALSO I HAVE NOT GM'D IN IT BEFORE[1-pyramid]NO. YOU USE TOO MUCH PYRAMID POWER. YOU CANNOT BECOME THE GM UNTIL YOU LEARN TO CONTROL THE POWER OF THE PHARAOHS.[1-999]You super-fail. You can never be GM.I make me do it!And don't make me do it.
I make him do it.
[ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD][1-WALLOFTEXT]NO. FOR MY LAST ACT AS GM, I BANISH YOU TO THE INSIDE OF A QUOTE PYRAMID.
YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF ANOYING ORANGES, FREDS, BAD INTERNET MEMES, AND ALL OF TUMBLR'S BAD QUALATIES TURNED UP TO 11. HAVE FUN
[ROLL:1-I REMEMBER THAT][ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD][1-WALLOFTEXT]NO. FOR MY LAST ACT AS GM, I BANISH YOU TO THE INSIDE OF A QUOTE PYRAMID.
YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF ANOYING ORANGES, FREDS, BAD INTERNET MEMES, AND ALL OF TUMBLR'S BAD QUALATIES TURNED UP TO 11. HAVE FUN
Someone else be GM now.
[ROLL:1-WORD MODIFIER][ROLL:1-I REMEMBER THAT][ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD][1-WALLOFTEXT]NO. FOR MY LAST ACT AS GM, I BANISH YOU TO THE INSIDE OF A QUOTE PYRAMID.
YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF ANOYING ORANGES, FREDS, BAD INTERNET MEMES, AND ALL OF TUMBLR'S BAD QUALATIES TURNED UP TO 11. HAVE FUN
Someone else be GM now.
SORRY, XAN ALREADY BLAST A HOLE IN THE WALL OF THE PYRAMID.
[snip]
I HAVE AN HISTORY IN IT. ALSO I HAVE NOT GM'D IN IT BEFORE
[ROLL: 3-WHAT???][ROLL:1-WORD MODIFIER][ROLL:1-I REMEMBER THAT][ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD][1-WALLOFTEXT]NO. FOR MY LAST ACT AS GM, I BANISH YOU TO THE INSIDE OF A QUOTE PYRAMID.
YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF ANOYING ORANGES, FREDS, BAD INTERNET MEMES, AND ALL OF TUMBLR'S BAD QUALATIES TURNED UP TO 11. HAVE FUN
Someone else be GM now.
SORRY, XAN ALREADY BLAST A HOLE IN THE WALL OF THE PYRAMID.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE PYRAMID BREAKING CAUSED ME TO REGAIN THE ROLE OF GM.
[ROLL: 4-I SEE][ROLL: 3-WHAT???][ROLL:1-WORD MODIFIER][ROLL:1-I REMEMBER THAT][ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD][1-WALLOFTEXT]NO. FOR MY LAST ACT AS GM, I BANISH YOU TO THE INSIDE OF A QUOTE PYRAMID.
YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF ANOYING ORANGES, FREDS, BAD INTERNET MEMES, AND ALL OF TUMBLR'S BAD QUALATIES TURNED UP TO 11. HAVE FUN
Someone else be GM now.
SORRY, XAN ALREADY BLAST A HOLE IN THE WALL OF THE PYRAMID.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE PYRAMID BREAKING CAUSED ME TO REGAIN THE ROLE OF GM.
THE PYRAMID BREAKING WAS BEFORE YOU SENT ME THERE, DUMMIE.
You should search through the entire thread. I promises that I have not did any GMING on here.[snip]
I HAVE AN HISTORY IN IT. ALSO I HAVE NOT GM'D IN IT BEFORE
You'll need confirmation that you haven't GM'd this monstrosity.
[ROLL: 4-TALOSWOLF][ROLL: 4-I SEE][ROLL: 3-WHAT???][ROLL:1-WORD MODIFIER][ROLL:1-I REMEMBER THAT][ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD][1-WALLOFTEXT]NO. FOR MY LAST ACT AS GM, I BANISH YOU TO THE INSIDE OF A QUOTE PYRAMID.
YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF ANOYING ORANGES, FREDS, BAD INTERNET MEMES, AND ALL OF TUMBLR'S BAD QUALATIES TURNED UP TO 11. HAVE FUN
Someone else be GM now.
SORRY, XAN ALREADY BLAST A HOLE IN THE WALL OF THE PYRAMID.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE PYRAMID BREAKING CAUSED ME TO REGAIN THE ROLE OF GM.
THE PYRAMID BREAKING WAS BEFORE YOU SENT ME THERE, DUMMIE.
In that case, the invalid action means that I never lost the mantle of GM to begin with.
Now, stop your fake GMing! If you want to become GM, you must claim the One Ring!
[ROLL: 4-TALOSWOLF][ROLL: 4-I SEE][ROLL: 3-WHAT???][ROLL:1-WORD MODIFIER][ROLL:1-I REMEMBER THAT][ROLL: 1-YOU HAVE ALREADY GM'D FOR THE THREAD][1-WALLOFTEXT]NO. FOR MY LAST ACT AS GM, I BANISH YOU TO THE INSIDE OF A QUOTE PYRAMID.
YOU ARE SENT INTO THE DIMENSION OF ANOYING ORANGES, FREDS, BAD INTERNET MEMES, AND ALL OF TUMBLR'S BAD QUALATIES TURNED UP TO 11. HAVE FUN
Someone else be GM now.
SORRY, XAN ALREADY BLAST A HOLE IN THE WALL OF THE PYRAMID.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE PYRAMID BREAKING CAUSED ME TO REGAIN THE ROLE OF GM.
THE PYRAMID BREAKING WAS BEFORE YOU SENT ME THERE, DUMMIE.
In that case, the invalid action means that I never lost the mantle of GM to begin with.
Now, stop your fake GMing! If you want to become GM, you must claim the One Ring!
No, Talos decides who is GM.
:I
you guys
what do you think you are doing?
it's not what I do:IStealing your thread.
you guys
what do you think you are doing?
Whaddya going to do about it?
Walk into Caverns of Non-interference.ROLL: 2
Guard the Ring, making a artifact set of armour while I wait for my first opponent.ROLL: 4
Build mecha GWG from GWG's corpse.ROLL: 1
Animate greatwyrmadamantium as a guardian of the GM, who's actions the GM can control.ROLL: 3
Use scrying to seek out the caverns.ROLL: 2
Devise elaborate traps to defend thr ring.ROLL:4
Obtain Tricorn Hat.ROLL: 1
Get ring.(2-1=1)
Realize that I know where the caverns are because I created them. Enter the caverns.
HIDE FROM SPIDERS BY CLIMBING SOMETHING[1]
Climb Arcvasti[2]
Obtain ring of power.[6]
Attempt to overcome arachnophobia.[5]
ASSIMILATE ARACHNIDS INTO SELF TO BECOME SCUTTLING MASS OF 8-LEGGED TERROR.[4]
Climb air.[1]
IMPLODE[1]
No, not that ring. The GM ring. Take it.[4]
MAKE THEM REMEMBER WHY THEY FEARED THE NIGHT[1]
DEFEND THE GM RING WITH MY AMAZINGLY ARMOURED DRAGON BOD![6]
...what is wrong with me?
Attempt to not steal the ring.[5]
Calibrations![5]
FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON[autofail]
AND AFTER THAT TAKE THE GM RING FOR MYSELF[4]
PREFERABLY ATTEMPTING AFTER EVERYBODY ELSE TRIES
Awww shit.FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON[autofail]
[spoiler=Current Status]
Tawarochir: Scrub
DEPLOY THE SOLID LIGHT TO TAKE BACK MY GMHOOD
what so you mean?DEPLOY THE SOLID LIGHT TO TAKE BACK MY GMHOOD
Meheheheh. I wonder how many others get it here?
Use magic to warp self and ring out of cavern.[8]
Warp with the Ring, I will defend it![1]
INTERNALIZE MAGMA TO BOTH BE AWESOME AND ALSO PROVIDE CONSTANT INTERNAL LIGHTING[6]
YOU BECOME A NOT-NOOB, BUT IN THE WRONG GAME. YOU ARE LEVEL 99 EVERYTHING IN RUNESCAPE NOW. YOU HAVE GAINED 300 POUNDS, ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY LEFT YOU, YOU HAVE NO JOB, NO MONEY, AND YOU SMELL BAD. AND YOUR MIND REGRESSES TO THAT OF A 12-YEAR-OLD.Awww shit.FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON[autofail]
[spoiler=Current Status]
Tawarochir: Scrub
BECOME A NOT-NOOB
Fail to figure out what's going on, and then demand that the resident GMs use more meters.[5]
Be epically hordcore[5]
Call everyone else a noob when they screw up my roll
DEPLOY THE SOLID LIGHT TO TAKE BACK MY GMHOOD[8]
SPAWN.[3]
WIPE EVERYTHING FROM EXISTENCE EXCEPT THE PLAYERS.
oh god that GM handbook.Assist action
Burn everyone's eyes out so they never have to witness the horror that is fatal
Take now-unguarded ring.AUTOFAIL
Share my pain with anyone within reach. And most people that aren't.2
oh god that GM handbook.2+1=FISH
Burn everyone's eyes out so they never have to witness the horror that is fatal
You can't do that. GMs can't interfere with actions that take place in the Caverns of Noninterference.Excuse me, but the cavern is filled with solid light now. Its where I summoned it to.
Except that to fill it with solid light, you need to interfere with it, and you can't do that.You can't do that. GMs can't interfere with actions that take place in the Caverns of Noninterference.Excuse me, but the cavern is filled with solid light now. Its where I summoned it to.
THAT WAS BEFORE I WAS GMExcept that to fill it with solid light, you need to interfere with it, and you can't do that.You can't do that. GMs can't interfere with actions that take place in the Caverns of Noninterference.Excuse me, but the cavern is filled with solid light now. Its where I summoned it to.
Revoke Poketwo's GM powers because he isn't using the right system.[SUCCESS]
I'm warped Several Feet in Several Rock? Nononono nooo... I AM ALL ROCK. YES, ALL OF IT.[4]
BECOME OMNISWARM OF MAGMA FILLED SPIDERS[2]
Return to full dark potential.(2)UNFORTUNATELY, REVIVING A DEAD THREAD DOES NOT GENERATE ENOUGH NECROMANTIC ENERGY FOR YOU TO REGAIN YOUR POTENTIAL.