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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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NAV

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #480 on: March 27, 2014, 08:50:40 pm »

Expand Canada's borders. Take over Greenland.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #481 on: March 27, 2014, 09:15:26 pm »

Show up in thread, fire potato cannon at GWG.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #482 on: March 27, 2014, 09:18:29 pm »

  Ouch... those things hurt.

  I still haven't figured out how those cubs snuck a massive potato cannon into camp without anyone noticing.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #483 on: March 27, 2014, 09:32:32 pm »

SPACE MAGIC SETS GWG ON FIRE AGAIN
"Why is everything trying to kill me today?"

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YOU BEAT UP OLD GWG WITH NEW GWG
NEW GWG SNAPS IN HALF! HE IS KILL!
"Hey!"
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Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
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Only if you multiply. Eating two poisons is additive.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #484 on: March 27, 2014, 09:35:56 pm »

  Ouch... those things hurt.

  I still haven't figured out how those cubs snuck a massive potato cannon into camp without anyone noticing.
A potato cannon, that's it? I snuck a ballista into camp when I was in cubs.
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« Reply #485 on: March 27, 2014, 09:40:48 pm »

  Ouch... those things hurt.

  I still haven't figured out how those cubs snuck a massive potato cannon into camp without anyone noticing.
A potato cannon, that's it? I snuck a ballista into camp when I was in cubs.
Having been to a cub scout camp as both a Webelo and a teenager who was helping out, and also possessing common sense...I'm calling BS on this.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #486 on: March 27, 2014, 09:47:22 pm »

 On the Ballista, certainly. On the Potato Cannon...

 My upper torso can vouch for me. I was helping out, so I know that we never figured it out. I do know it was satisfying to take it apart and rig it so it wouldn't fire.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #487 on: March 27, 2014, 09:50:48 pm »

I think the ballista was a joke guys...

Another joke similar to it is one that says, " The kids today are out drinking and getting pregnant? What jokes, when I was their age I had already committed my fourth murder and was shooting heroin."

Not exact wording, trying to keep it remotely child friendly lol
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #488 on: March 27, 2014, 09:54:14 pm »


Attack GreatWyrmGold with GreatWyrmGold.
How dare you! I am GreatWrymGod! EDIT used to be.
"What is wrong with you?"


Page 27,somewhat below the first GM post of the page.

A good deal of people haven't seemed to realise that I made a slight change in lettering YOU are Great Wrym Gold I am Great Wrym God
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« Reply #489 on: March 27, 2014, 09:55:16 pm »

 Well played.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #490 on: March 27, 2014, 10:19:23 pm »

Respawn AS physics. Usurp power from the old set. MY PLAN WILL COME TO FRUITION SOONER OR LATER
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #491 on: March 27, 2014, 10:22:18 pm »

The ballista was an exaggeration. We built one at the camp out of things we found. We didn't actually sneak it in. It wasn't a very good ballista. But it worked.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE: NOW RUN BY SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
« Reply #492 on: March 27, 2014, 10:24:52 pm »

Reread the turn, B.G.

Does that mean I ended up in a bar fight?

Become GreatWrymGod! beat up GreatWrymGold!
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THERE ARE TWO GWG'S NOW, YOU CLAW OLD ONE IN THE FACE
SHOOT THEM BOTH IN THE FACE!

You made another me, but didn't become a god of any kind.

The ballista was an exaggeration. We built one at the camp out of things we found.
...Yeah, I can see that.
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« Reply #493 on: March 27, 2014, 10:26:14 pm »

Yeah...getting shot in the face didn't work out for me...
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« Reply #494 on: March 27, 2014, 10:28:32 pm »

And if being the thing is doing the thing?
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