Alright, guys. Yanlin will be put on AI for this turn. I'll choose an hilarious action for him.
Rolls!
Yanlin
Attempted Action (AI): I attempt to walk on the ceiling. (2)
You bump your head.
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I reach into the Armor bin and search for a hand-and-a-half sword. (5)
Despite you reaching in the armor bin for a sword, you find a finely-crafted hand-and-a-half steel sword that can be used two-handed or one-handed. Two-handed it will do +1 damage but your opponent has +1 dodge. (2) You fall towards the ground again. (4) You barely manage to make it up again, but sustain a quickly-healed cut.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: I summon a magical stat-boosting* cake.
If eating is a free action, and the cake is not somehow (obviously) dangerous to eat, I eat it.
*preferably cake magic (3)
You summon a small cake without any apparent magical properties, so you eat it. You are no longer hungry.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I search for some clothes. (3)
After much searching and shuffling through the room, you find some torn trousers and a worn t-shirt.
Boksi
I dream. (5)
You get very pleasant dreams and even learn some more stuff about ki dissection!
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'll put on the dead clerics robe and check out the weapon bin in my chamber...not by diving into it preferably. (6)
You put on the robe. After that's done, you go to the weapons bin and want to dive in it, but you get to your senses quickly and dump the bin's contents on the ground. The weapons bounce and fly through the room! (3) You manage to avoid the worst but still get some cuts and bruises. After the weapons are done bouncing, you inspect them and take the ones you deem useful. These are:
A nunchaku (+1 to target dodge roll, will rapidly improve with higher skill), three throwing cakes, an halberd (+1 to target dodge roll, long range), a spiked wrecking ball on a chain (-1 str, +1 dmg, +1 to target dodge), a Staff of Cheese Summoning (+1 to summoning cheese), a shortsword, a Knife of Stabbity Fun (two attacks but -1 dmg, further -1 if target is wearing armor), a repeater crossbow (veritable arrowfest with +1 to dodge, needs to be recharged as a full action) and spiked boots (-1 damage to feet, +1 dmg to kicking, -1 to movement).
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I put the bikini on over my pants and look for some spiky stuff to braid into my dwarven beard so I can use it as a mace or so people don't grab me by it. (6)
You attempt to put the bikini on, but it won't fit over your pants. You take off your pants and put on the bikini. Next, you grab as much weapons as you can and braid them in your dwarven beard, which you appear to sport despite you being a human. It is goddamn heavy, but WILL smash stuff.
(-1 str, -2 to target dodge roll, +1 to damage)
Org
Attempted Action: I attempt to make a protecting golum. (1)
You make a protecting golum. Suddenly, it grabs the gem powering your power klaw and runs away. It dawns on you that, due to a terrible spelling mistake, you made a gollum instead that only protects his treasssure. Until you retrieve the gem, the klaw will be useless.
Squeegy
Attempted Action: I now wrap the cake, to avoid any unnecessary deaths at the hands of very spiky frosting. (3)
It takes some time and you get poked once, but you wrapped the cake. The smell check is for now disabled.
Background Check (2): The dim light is not allowing any new discoveries to be made.
StatusYanlin
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills: Novice Awesome,
Dabbling Farter.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Kashyyk
Status: Floating in the air 1m above ground. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items:
Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Skills:
Dabbling Searcher,
Novice Sun Mage.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying.
Effects: None.
NUKE9.13
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Fake Battle Cake
that menaces with spikes of icing.
Skills:
Novice Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner,
Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Cheetar
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment:
Naked.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills:
Novice Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma.
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Dabbling Kicker, Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Blocker,
Dabbling Ki Dissector.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Unconscious.
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Blood-smeared cleric's robe, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning, a shortsword,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow,
spiked boots.
Skills:
Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Smells.wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills:
Novice Spearman.Abilities:
Mace-beard.Effects: None.
Org
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment:
Naked. Items:
depowered Power Klaw, Underwear trousers
Skills:
Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Dodger,
Novice Improvised Material Crafter.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items:
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick Skills:
Proficient Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Proficient Cake MageAbilities:
Learner.
Effects:
Made an artifact.
Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+1 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)
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Topic: RTD - with cheese - Dead (Read 26758 times)