Sign me up for a turnYay!
Thanks!A dwarven year
How long each turn is? A dwarven year?
What's a dwarfing?I believe he means to ask if someone wants to be one of the dwarves, having a custom name and all.
I have more to come, but I need sleep. Hopefully, I'll figure out how to attach images (I probably need to upload them somewhere when I'm awake).Here http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=162924.0
Update the OP to include the littlest cheesemaker then.I honestly think he was a guy....
BTW, there was a dwarf named cheese, could you keep him solely a cheese maker
Spoiler: Entrance (click to show/hide)
I have trauma from pulling unknown levers already, thanks.
I meant another one, I'm guessing it has to do with the murky pool there, but I will check later.
I have played two days. What does the lever south of the gate do?
I fixed some work orders, the cancellation spam was driving me crazy. Now it checks for materials before annoying us.
Edit: Great job on reporting what happens as it happens. I'm getting an inspiration for my next turn.
Yeah, whoever set those up should be ashamed/get around to learning how to set up more complicated orders. Sadly, we'll never know who did it.
Spoiler: Farm Lands (click to show/hide)
I tried to chain the orders instead, but it was my first try trying to set up stuff like Order B starts after Order A is completed for repeating orders and it looks like I got it wrong, sorry!Didn't mess with that yet, just added some conditions to the food production and removed shields because I can't specify wooden shields for product condition, and we got way more than twenty shields.
removed condition of up until ten dye products (so that dimple cups keep getting milled and spawn can be planted multiple times per season).
I find that a single steel spiked ball in a weapon trap works just as well for nobles.
Are the water in the ponds suppose to flow in the tunnels when they tawn? I think there is not enough water in that system to prevent evaporation.Really? When I counted them there should be enough for water to be 2/7 and 3/7 at all tiles.
A hole to trow sand bags down there would speed things. Although there would be a hole piercing the fort, what you guys think about it?Throw it down the up/down stairs, trains dodging too :P
Really? When I counted them there should be enough for water to be 2/7 and 3/7 at all tiles.
At least I didn't experience evaporation in this map above 1/7, but maybe I didn't pay enough attention.
Throw it down the up/down stairs, trains dodging too :P
(https://i.imgur.com/0ggzC1p.gif)A proper gif? Witchcraft!
IT WORKS
The alerts warned the civilians to hide. We have a dwarf in the enemy forces. The marksdwarf in tower shoot the globins, but they runned out of ammo before they could do serious damage to then.I take personal responsibility, shouldn't have dragged my foot on those bronze bolts.
The ponds tawned and some globins entered the water ducts, despite not having access to the fortress that way, and the brigdes being open.Did the ducts get filled with enough water to avoid evaporation? Did it rain at all?
The alert was lifted to allow the wounded to be recovered.Did anyone got too dismembered to keep on the military? Does anyone have Gx on the health screen?
We lost:And more people that were lost in the announcement page. I recorded most of the battle and will upload latter to youtube, I addmit that the globins hit harder than I expected and i quite new to invasions.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bronze now will be made if there is less than 10 bars left, no more cancelation spamm for the lack of bronze.Did the reservists gear finish already though?
Actually, I also noticed unusually high number of legendary immigrants. I rarely get them in my games, yet here they come in every other wave? Are we just lucky or what? :o
5th timberI was sure I had put a bridge there to prevent that though...
Good news, The reservoir is full! Bad news, it is overflowingThe lever was pulled. both filtering pump were put to workSpoiler (click to show/hide)
>I was sure I had put a bridge there to prevent that though...Did you check the Notes to see what the levers did and where stations were?
Yeah, and I had a bad time flicking that lever on and off not seeing the brigde being raised(blind me).
I think we can retire this guy, he was from the 2nd reserve.Both hands, ouch!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Should I take this turn as well or pass it to next person in line?
EDIT2:So turns out, most of the military squads weren't set to actually train...so I've fixed that for the future
I haven't seen a tantrum spiral in years xD genuinely started to think they were patched out and we just kept the running joke, like with carp.
The squads (including I think atleast one of the weapon squads) weren't set to active/training and as far as I can tell, had pretty much no training whatsoever, and yes, I DID kinda miss the last few turns
um unless you want every thing to go to hell I can not do this
sorry
i am noob
Last I checked, it was about 130 something dwarves, so not hundredsOf course, he will go on to torture other, unhapier, dwarves afterwards.
I'll wait for lunardogs order to take over thenAlright, back to you stoat tales.
You fool, that was designed to keep the new happy mirgrants and the one guy who wasn't super stressed safe and free from bad thoughtsThey were dehydrated, I didn't have much of a choice
I hope you mean a jail cell to INCARCERATE our heathens.No
TrueI hope you mean a jail cell to INCARCERATE our heathens.No
I don't
whens the next update? I cant wait!Sorry for slow updates, been busy with work, next update is coming soon
We also have several thousand unclaimed puppies running around, we are literally drowning in puppies. This is another issue i can fix easily, I call it "HAPPY PUPPY SLAUGHTER DAY" which should fix everything :)
It umm... didn't...
A wrestler called "puppysl4yer9000" went a bit too far with the puppy killing and accidently killed Iduno. We all agree it was an accident though :/
(https://i.imgur.com/zTAJrvI.png)
I guess cyclops slayer is now dwarf slayer too :(
Wait, it rolls over back to the start of the list? I'm okay with that if it happens, but I should probably ask.((I just said the first thing that made sense, no idea what we do. Just set it on fire after we run out of overseers?))
Wait, it rolls over back to the start of the list? I'm okay with that if it happens, but I should probably ask.((I just said the first thing that made sense, no idea what we do. Just set it on fire after we run out of overseers?))
I am worried by what you define as a "funtidbit". Don't give snowdwarf ideas, he is evil enough.
A dead Ibesx is being condened of all witnesless crimes. This is wat I call escape Ibex.
Fixed imagens, tnx mag
A dead Ibesx is being condened of all witnesless crimes. This is wat I call escape Ibex.
I knew I should have bought that goat!Fixed imagens, tnx mag
speciesunkn0wn name is mag?
Mags of the world, unite! :P
And jeesh that corpse stockpile. If you're not going to use it, might as well use cart to move individual corpses around a corner or in a hole.Hey, that's a perfectly valid corpse stockpile (Which it should be noted I didn't designate, all I did was box it in to try to stop stress long term, so new migrants wouldn't have to see as many corpses)
So you want to bury the dead with respect,instead of pitting all the bodies in a hole and writing slabs as they rise uplike a reasonable overseer...
Do we have water handy? Maybe the constant fights are making the dwarves get hurt andget forbidden from drinking by the Chief Medical Dwarfrefuse alcoholic beverages, contributing to more bad thoughts about dehydration and a higher chance of dying between drinks.
See? The yellow arrow indicates the flood gate which will be built, the red arrow indicate the floodgate wich is already built and open. Both will be linked to the same lever. When the lever flicks one is open and other is closed, releasing a bit of water or filling the 2tilechamber again(it can be made bigger later)
Remember when I said the hospital was empty? Welp not anymore, as there is no hope anymore. I mean in Brasil.:<
On the bright side Brasil just scored. There is still hope
Remember when I said the hospital was empty? Welp not anymore, as there is no hope anymore. I mean in Brasil. Simple fort is just going to be nice
My God... We got defeated by sideways Germany!
On the bright side Brasil just scored. There is still hope
I am, and Onciblu sounds very Brazilian too.
HU3HU3HU3BRBR?
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Foi o sotaque? ahueahuehuaehuahe [Was it the accent? ahueahueahueahue]You know, it is pretty weird how you can pick up some hints of what is the language something sprung up on people's head before they translate it to the target language. I assume it comes with learning a second language, I'm sure you knew I was Brazilian before.
I'm sure you knew I was Brazilian before.
With all this miasama, happiness segregation and murdering going on about, I wonder just what kind of madness I will find come my term.
Congratulations Alath! Can we have a not to scale statue of a giant on his cell?
Check of there is too much food? I don't remember the ktchen generating miasma before... Maybe it's rotting without room in the stockpiles.
*likes engraved letters*yeah, there is several doors on the walls but those can be forbid, and even give time to dwarfs to wall in. A bigger issue is that part of the thing doesn't even have a ceiling
I think I spy some tree holes. Or seeds. In the first image.
Your green bridge has a security hole with a door after it on the side.
Well, that doesn't seem to have hurt too much.
Has any industry halted due to the loss of specialized workers?
Also, will we wait next turn to update?
the doors were to prevent dwarves from having to walk the entire length of the tunnel to get to the other side, and the roof was I hadn't actually finished it....
There is a ghost terrorizing the hospital, preventing docs to treat their patients. Slabs are on the way.
If you want a tip, never stop producing and placing coffinsOh, that's right... The influenza...
Careful with grouping the reserve dwarves, the reserves only train a season of the year (reserve 1 - 4 ; spring - winter), so you might run a few hands short during construction.
How good of guard does a giant chinchilla make?
I'm just trying to prevent us from getting brutally murdered by goblins or forgotten beasts that can enter our living area and I can't do much about it because it's a bunch of stairs down into the third cavern level...
Careful with grouping the reserve dwarves, the reserves only train a season of the year (reserve 1 - 4 ; spring - winter), so you might run a few hands short during construction.Is there a benefit to doing that instead of a squad of 10 training 2 at a time (or whatever)? I know it says minimum, but I've never seen more than the minimum training.
I'm just trying to prevent us from getting brutally murdered by goblins or forgotten beasts that can enter our living area and I can't do much about it because it's a bunch of stairs down into the third cavern level...
Hey guys, I just figured out why the water is still frozen despite it being summer, I forgot to turn temp back on (I had it off to improve FPS in my fortress)
I think the problem might be that the bookkeeper died at some point...I'm not sure the bookkeeper affects this kind of thing. A skilled bookkeeper can maintain his stocks update even after death.
The second fort is fine. Save is here http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13934Use 44.12 since everything should be compatible. Scourge728 left some tips on the current situation on the post I linked, make sure to check it before pressing space, apparently all is going to hell(as usual).
Of course it isThe second fort is fine. Save is here http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=13934Use 44.12 since everything should be compatible. Scourge728 left some tips on the current situation on the post I linked, make sure to check it before pressing space, apparently all is going to hell(as usual).
I've ordered a lot of animals to be slaughtered, we don't need 50 baby crocodiles, 4 will do.But think of the 50 adult crocodile army in fortress defense
I've managed to fix the horrible vandalism that occoured in my absense, STOAT IS NOT FOOL indeed :)I know what I must do.... my next turn obviously
I think you may have accidentally a word there.
Edit: how do I fix my images? They're coming up blank for me.
managed to accidentally remove a whole back wall once and the fort got swarmed by a kobold horde. That was embarrassing.What fortress was that exactly
managed to accidentally remove a whole back wall once and the fort got swarmed by a kobold horde. That was embarrassing.What fortress was that exactly
So you oppened the circus and the for is still alive? impressive.
We could always... roll back the saveI kind of like this ending to the fort even if I don't get to play it. Simple Fort ended by... A simple mistake.
build a sanitarium
Nah, getting rid of that many bodies with maybe 1 functional dwarf seems terrible to me.Haha, joke is on you Iduno, there were 0 until these guys arrived!
Also, the queen is going to be very angry by now. I focused on cleaning up the fortress, and never got her a room made. There was one carved, but it's slightly demon-infested now.You were right. She just left the hospital four days ago, and all she does is punch the elven bards. She literally had "Attend Meeting" as job, walks up to a table in the hall, then kicks the snot out of the dude waiting for her. Beautiful.
I'll try to keep the ones who just arrived sane, but there is little that can be done to save the others.
You were right. She just left the hospital four days ago, and all she does is punch the elven bards. She literally had "Attend Meeting" as job, walks up to a table in the hall, then kicks the snot out of the dude waiting for her. Beautiful.
Unless you shrug, seal off the areas with bodies, and let them rot, there isn't much to be done to prevent them from seeing bodies.You know what, you are right. Everyone will be hauling bodies. If the former residents held on till the following wave then this wave should survive until the next.
Does DF have a choice for "you're a loose cannon, turn in youI think someone let a few levers without notes, and I have still not tested them... I'll check once I get home.badgecrown"?
Just play as you would a normal fort.
Oh, by the way, that demon we had chilling by the graves, yeah, it has kind of healed or something and is now killing some random poet by the Stoat's Foolishness Monument level jail. Ops.
ReEdit: It killed the armorer too.
'noder 'dit: The mason too. And then it went back to were it was and is chilling.
There are still a number of visitors and someone we chained up in the surface. Which means our strength isn't broken. It is, in fact, stronger! Because demons and whatnot. If I could only point them towards something.
Take care of yourself, man.Doc said it's harmless, since it grows so slowly. Because I live in Brazil I will have the surgery done for free, but my case is very safe so I will be on a line for about a year and half till they get to me, unless it becomes dangerous.
Also, I think it's a dog tied up outside? It might have gotten named if it killed a goblin or something. Or we may have just decided to tie up a dwarf.
Ps: if ending with a channel, it might be better to channel last thing diagonally so that the miner doesn't get knocked out by dust.Thanks for the tip, I went ahead and ignored it because of panic mining, but I will do it right the next time.
Because I live in Brazil
Alas, you kill one demon and two more pop up. Are they free-range too? And did the bodyslammers get back up?Oh, they are fiiiiine. They were just so sightly to the right, so they body-slam the cavern floor instead. It needed a beating anyway.
Then again, they've yet to kill anyone, unlike demons from hell. Perhaps I'm a bit unfair in calling the honoured dwarves who gave their lives in defence of incursion from under the adamantine a greater threat than ampersands.
Damm Brazilians, I keep finding you guys everywhere, never thought DF would be so famous in our country like that...We lack good internal outlets for our madness, so we export it.
We lack good internal outlets for our madness, so we export it.
Have you bought your Taurus stock shares already? ;P
They sutured the wounds with adamantine clothing, of course.That doesn't make any sense. You don't suture wounds with clothing. You don't even suture them with cloth. You suture with thread.
Forbid all adamantine strands.
I didn't pay much attention and used clothing for thread, might be because English is not my mother language. Yes, I do know that thread is a thin rope and cloth is a lot of weaved threads.They sutured the wounds with adamantine clothing, of course.That doesn't make any sense. You don't suture wounds with clothing. You don't even suture them with cloth. You suture with thread.
Forbid all adamantine strands.
Might as well keep suturing with the strands they used, I think they might be useless for regular smithing now.If I remember correctly, they just disappear once the patient heals. A shame, really.
Only three? I expected lot more than that.
Sounds like a treehole for the jail. Got to be miserable, in jail and puking your guts out and goblins shoot you in the knee as well.
What kind of happiness is there remaining? Dining and sleeping, I assume?
PS: I referred to the rest of threadspool. Y'know, they don't use the whole thread item, only a small bit of it, so it goes from 10000/10000 to something like 9???/10000. They can keep suturing with the latter, but can't turn it into wafers.
They sutured the wounds with adamantine clothing, of course.lol
Forbid all adamantine strands.
the mausoleum site to collapse the waveform there. :PThis merits further research.
I've got the save, and will play asapSorry for taking so long to check the thread, it is just some weirdness with the militia commander and squads. There needs to be a militia commander to appoint any dwarves to military service, and the militia commander is the first dwarf of the first squad. I appointed Èzum for militia commander(because he is very chill about dead bodies) and then I went down to the marksdwarves squad and made him put himself on the marksdwarves squad along with his friends, as if he were only a militia commander, but then, because he is not the first dwarf of the first squad anymore, the is no militia commander to appoint other militia captains. (All of this is meaningless speculation, I'll reproduce this and show Toady on mantis once I get some free time.)
EDIT: Our militia commander is kind of broken appointing someone just resets it back to nothing after I leave the screen , so no new squads for us I guess, I also managed to get a dwarf listed twice in the same squad
EDIT: I guess I just can't appoint someone who's already in a squad?
EDIT3: I was gonna remove everyone due to the fact that If I'm right the dwarf HAS to lead a squad or it unappoints them, but the dwarf listed twice can't be removed on either spot, and the dwarf leading the marks dwarf squad can't be removed because of them.... so Idek
*Lots of screaming"I think he went mad with the fortress...
It was at that moment, or some time later, that inspiration struck, a genius plan, so when you pierce the adamantine, the demons all fly upwards as far as they can, but since we didn't pierce it from the top, only a few demons got into the fort, who are all dead as far as I can tell, so I could just dooooo this and lock them all back in.... And this is our greatest dwarven hero, the noblest of dwarves who sealed the demons back into hell and brought us back to relative safety, as long as no future overseer mines into that tube ever again..... I gave this mighty warrior the profession of Sealer, so that his/her deeds may never be forgotten, but I was an idiot and didn't screenshot it.Wait, what? How did you even do it? There are three white demons in the caves, along with two forgotten beasts! The stairs are open to the caves! I thought of airlocking the access to the lower half and only sending a team of soldiers after we got back to 50 dwarves!
WHO KILLED MY CAVE CROCODILES!? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A BREEDING PAIR OF THEM!? VERY!!! WE COULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE RENEWABLE SOURCE OF GOBLIN FODDER THAN DWARVES BUT NOOOO, YOU ALL WANTED CAVE CROCODILE BISCUITS THAT NO ONE WILL EVEN MAKE!!!!!!!!!!The hatchlings died very bravely, roaming around, luring Savotral away from the coffins and running towards the dwarves, so that the demon could notice there was more to smash than just caskets.
walks into the thread
You know, I haven't participated in a succession fort in ages, sign me up for a turn. I haven't even read the entire Thread yet, but the title of it makes one wonder what tomfoolery you guys have gotten up to
expect a update tomorrow
expect a update tomorrow
"Tomorrow"
P.S: I know the feeling :(
expect a update tomorrow
"Tomorrow"
P.S: I know the feeling :(
To be fair, it's still today. Tomorrow isn't here yet.
If they are not able to show up for a week it should go to GpeterI'm up to the task, should I be needed. Be advised though!
my fellow hu3lander.That my man, has made my day