Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 09:17:42 pm
Attention Visitors! You have all been invited here to participate in the most spectacular fight since the Hunger Games. All for my amuseme-I MEAN...SPECTACULAR PRIZES!! You have all been equipped with a special watch, allowing you to respawn anywhere in the mall outside a radius of 20M of your opponents. At this point, I know you're wondering what I'll have you do. I'll explain that, once you introduce yourselves to me...
Current Players:
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Welcome to my first attempt at GMing a RTD. This one is based off of the Mall Fight Forum game from the Escapist Forums and GameFAQs forums. A link to all completed and in Progress games can be found here, under 'Threads'. http://z13.invisionfree.com/Mall_Fight/index.php?showtopic=102 There are a few rules, but they are explained at this link http://z13.invisionfree.com/Mall_Fight/index.php?showtopic=92 (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Mall_Fight/index.php?showtopic=92)
Ignore the Places You Should Know About, and the People You Should Know About sections.
In short, the rules are, as follows:
-There are NO weapon stores. That means NO Gun stores, no Sword shoppes, and no Magic, unless unlocked...
-You CAN however, make weapons. If you wan, you can make a potato cannon and have it shoot bibles if you want.
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Spawnkill, Godmode, and be an Asshole all you want.
-Kill as many people as you can.
Rolls apply as follows:
[1] Epic Fail.
[2] Regular Fail
[3] Semi-Fail/Semi-Success, depending on my mood.
[4] Success
[5] Perfection!
[6] It went TOO well.
Turns will begin once we have at least five players. Anyone can join in at any time, so this isn't a very serious game. Just have fun! As a side note, as well, create a bit of a profile in this format:
Name:
Occupation: This will net you a slight +1 bonus with rolls involving this kind of skill
Special Skill: Just another simple skill, can be something like 'Hacking' 'Improvised guns' 'Blades' whatever.
Quick Description: Just why your character joined the fight.
Starting Item: One item fitting to your character's profession that they will enter the mall with.
Let me know if you have any problems or ideas!
Spoiler: Unlocked Shops and Added Mechanics (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Characters in Storage (click to show/hide)
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 09:44:33 pm
Name: Fernando Trejo
Occupation: Mexican Luchador
Special Skill: Grappling
Quick Description: A masked wrestler looking to test his skills outside of the ring.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 09:51:21 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 09:57:04 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 10:43:32 pm
Name: Gloriokal
Occupation: Shaman
Special Skill: Summoning
Quick Description: An odd man, who hails from the deep forests in a far-away land. He's mastered the mystical powers of Shamanism, allowing him to summon, create, bind and command spirits, entities, and even demons. Necromancy isn't out of the question, but it is very dangerous. Summoning spirits can provide protection, offensive powers, knowledge, or just being an extra pair of eyes.
Items: 1x Fetish of Draining
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Bonuses:
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 10:47:56 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 10:53:33 pm
The whole "God-mode(ing)" thing is confusing. Is that, a la, stating an action such as "Level up to Super Saiyan 2 and proceed to blow up the mall"?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 10:56:32 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 10:58:06 pm
Oh. And, maybe instead of having no "God-Mode(ing)", just warn that nigh-impossible actions (A la, "Caerwyn pulls a bazooka out of the nearby toilet, and blasts xXxPwnz0rxXx to instant death!) will be more or less impossible to succeed (A huge negative chance), and will backfire spectacularly?
Though, that would mean extra work...
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 11:02:54 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 11:10:55 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 11:19:02 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 11:32:35 pm
1x Fetish of Draining (Three uses, has a chance to drain a bit of life/health from an enemy, healing the user, say, by a d6? 4 is a success, 5 heals a bit more, 6 drains a good amount, while a 1 will break the fetish.),
1x Charm of Spirit Warding (Passive, keeps summoned or malignant spirits under control)
2x Effigy of Ghoul (Can be cast on the ground to summon the wraith of a long-dead creature. Not very powerful, but quick and scary. One use each.)
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 11:35:50 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 11:37:58 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 11:38:41 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 11:41:39 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 11:46:40 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 11:49:30 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 11:51:29 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 11:56:51 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 11:58:15 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 11:59:39 pm
Can my bonus skill be "Soulcrafting", which let's me create spiritual weapons, and bring them into this world?
A la, think of the "Conjuration" skills from Oblivion and the likes, being able to summon weapons.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 12:01:50 am
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 12:04:03 am
I may be super-underpowered at the start, but there's no permanent death, right? So, why not have fun? Yay!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 12:10:08 am
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 12:11:24 am
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 01:12:00 am
Occupation: Con Artist/Gambler
Special Skill: Precision Throwing(From throwing cards)
Quick Description: A Frenchman Con Artist, specializing in rigging card games and other games of "luck, he's in it for the wealth he's sure to pick up along the way.
Starting Item: A deck of marked playing cards
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 01:17:49 am
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 01:21:34 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 01:23:13 am
-Walks away muttering 'Cthulu?' to self-
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 01:29:47 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 01:31:01 am
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 01:39:24 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 01:41:25 am
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 31, 2012, 03:00:58 am
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: CLEANING LIKE A BAWSS.
Quick Description: He's a janitor. A minimum-wage janitor. This just seemed like a better option to him.
Starting Item: Mop
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 04:05:52 am
Name: Tara McScara
Occupation: Elite gossip.
Special Skill: Catty insults, often delivered via smartphone.
Quick Description: "Ohmygod! [CELEB NAME HERE] is wearing Gucci heels?! I sooo have to get a pair of those!"
And thus, the vain, self-centred teenage girl had her mission. Watching the TV ads for the newly-opened mall, she knew it was the place to shop. Nothing else would do. She performed her mysterious grooming rituals, drank a quick fruit smoothie, grabbed the most expensive of her many handbags and set off.
Starting Item: Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
Post by: Fireiy on July 31, 2012, 06:42:00 am
Name:Miles Edgeworth
Occupation: Prosecutor
Special Skill: Using logic to deduce things.
Quick Description: He came here to buy fingerprint dust then this happened.
Starting Item: A suitcase with evidence for a court case. A murder case.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 10:24:30 am
Yoink: Hmm...I'm actually having trouble figuring out what bonuses you would get for that character. :-[ Maybe Communication? And weapons involving...fashion? I'm not sure, but you might have to help me on this one...
Fireiy: That is perfect, and I expect the bonuses would be for Complex weapons and dodging, with Miles having a high level of intelligence. Would that be okay?
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 10:26:48 am
Hmm, how about a bonus to hurtful insults. Or maybe just a bonus to hitting things with my handbag. :P
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 10:36:44 am
*ahem* Thank you for those...generous introductions. Now, I cannot stress enough how our mall is infinite, with every store imaginable. Except weapon stores. We've hidden those. Because we can. There are, however, stores housing magical spells and enchantments, but those are locked. Now, once your watch senses you've killed at least ten people, a key will pop out, unlocking the stores, but only for you. Once you reach fifty kills, you win! What do you win, you may ask? I dunno. But enough chit-chat, let's get started! *Airhorn blast*
In other words, you are now free to post actions.
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 11:48:22 am
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 12:08:35 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 12:27:35 pm
Gloriokal will start to explore. If he encounters someone, ask if they're friendly. If they don't seem to be, just go somewhere else. Try and find some stuff to turn into weapons.Gloriokal begins to wander and [2] find absolutely nobody. He then wander away, farther into the mall...
Liam immediately attempts to locate the nearest other contestant, and offers to be allies if he can guess their card. If they refuse, he runs. If they agree, he tries to pass them the 3 of hearts. If he fails that, he guesses randomly. If he finds nobody in the first place, he just sits down and starts shuffling.Liam looks around for some other people to con out of their rights, and [3] sees someone in the distance. However, when he runs to ask them about FRIENDSHIP, they slowly start backing away. They start running, and Liam gives up and starts playing Solitare inside IKEA.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 12:46:06 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 12:55:30 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 12:58:03 pm
"Ohmygosh! I'm like, on reality TV!" Tara squealed with excitement and rushed off.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 01:01:12 pm
>To the designer stores! Fill some shopping bags with trendy items!
"Ohmygosh! I'm like, on reality TV!" Tara squealed with excitement and rushed off.
Tara fills her bags to the brim with clothing and apparel. The bags seem almost weightless, but they would really pack a punch. She squeals and runs off into the mall.
Got Item!
-Bags of DESIGNER Crap.
Just getting the hang of this right now. Once fireiy and ReDead post, I'll be doing one big sheet for the rolls, to make it easier for you guys.
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 31, 2012, 01:07:29 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 01:09:57 pm
Lou attempts to avoid any of the other contestants and searches for a janitor's closet.
Wandering around, Lou comes across [3] a BROOM CLOSET! It's locked. Phooey. Maybe a key could be found elsewhere?
Never mind waiting, From what I've learned, fireiy's internet will be down for a few day, so we'll just keep going without him.. next actions!
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 02:27:58 pm
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 02:32:12 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 02:33:52 pm
Say I try and create a ghoul from a corpse. Let's say that I roll a 1. The corpse explodes, infecting me, and everybody else near it with a terrifying, flesh-eating disease.
...Things like that.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 02:35:58 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 02:38:42 pm
Dis gon be gud...
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 31, 2012, 02:48:37 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 03:18:17 pm
Then Nacho looks for a bottle of hot sauce at a taco stand
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 03:32:32 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 05:09:04 pm
Gloriokal will attempt to use raw power to bind a weak spirit (1 Power) to him.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gloriokal goes into a meditative position and begins to chant.[5] A green aura surrounds him, and he begins to levitate, as a lone spirit rises up from the ground, winking at it's new master. He begins to lower himself to the ground [1] and falls with a thud. I'm not sure the neck is supposed to bend that way.
Lou attempts tohunt downfind one of his competitors.
[1] Lou finds nobody. Instead, he finds an 'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP' store. Ow.
Why did we include that again?
Nacho stops by a sporting goods store and picks up some cleats and some rope.[4] Nacho easily finds some soccer cleats, some mildly thick rope, and a half-full bottle of tobasco sauce.
Then Nacho looks for a bottle of hot sauce at a taco stand
Why? Just...Why?
Liam looks for a gaming store to pick up some dice.
[5] Finishing up his game of solitare and Swedish Meatballs, Liam walks into 'DICE-O-RAMA'. He stocks up on D10s, D20s, and D6s for good measure.
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MAY I REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS FIGHT!? FOR BETT-I mean, *ahem* Cash Prizes?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 05:25:59 pm
[4] Nacho easily finds some soccer cleats, some mildly thick rope, and a half-full bottle of tobasco sauce.
Why? Just...Why?
(Cleats for stomping, rope for climbing/escaping, tobasco sauce... projectile weapon :D)
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 05:40:57 pm
Well, THAT does not bode well.
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 05:45:47 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 31, 2012, 05:48:49 pm
It's the perfect trap.
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 05:51:00 pm
>Also show off new clothes.
Post by: Fireiy on July 31, 2012, 08:21:40 pm
Look through evidence in suitcase
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 08:33:40 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 09:34:24 pm
Er...Oh...Uh...Reinforce the spirit with energy?
Well, THAT does not bode well.
Without attempting to straighten out your neck, you begin to power up the spirit. [6] however, with that neck...thing of yours going, you are unable to stop at the right time. TO MUCH TOO MUCH!! The spirit begins to chase after you.
Liam smiles, and listens for the sounds of combat and/or pain, hoping to find other players.
You listen carefully for screams of pain, and [5] hear one surprisingly close. It's Gloriokal, and he's pretty defenseless at the moment. In a sense.
Lou attempts to vandalize the sign in front of the 'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP' store into saying 'INCREDIBLE HAT STORE'.
It's the perfect trap.
You run next door to the Spray Can Shoppe, and run back holding a can of red paint. You begin spraying and [5] the sign looks just like that other store's sign on the other side of the mall. It looks very realistic, you decide you must get some hats to add to the illusion.
>Find a cinema and lurk around a there for a while, attempting to gossip with anyone in the area.
>Also show off new clothes.
You make your way to the cinema,[2] and sit down with some really salty popcorn, attempting to make conversation with the hordes of absolutely nobody crowding the theatre. you end up getting up at the front where the screen is and try to show off your clothes, but those crowds of nobody aren't very interested and boo you off the stage.
Well it seems like my internet isn't down for some reason... Strange.
Look through evidence in suitcase
You open up the suitcase to find [3] not much. There's some hair, some fingerprints, and a gun with a single bullet, but that's about it. You swear there was more, but the case proves you wrong. Fearing the worst and accepting it, you close your briefcase and walk farther into the mall.
Climb onto top of taco stand, yell out battle cry to attract challengers.
[3]You struggle a bit in climbing up the stand, knocking over some condiments as you climb. You let out a powerful roar, but it's drowned out mostly by Gloriokal's screams of terror. Pity.
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ANGRY spirit.Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 09:59:57 pm
Fugly, mate.
Fugly.
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 10:05:11 pm
>Leave in a huff.
>Then post on Facebook account about how petty these nobodies are. Be sure to mention their scraggly hair and tanlines.
>Then find changing room and dress in the most protective but still glamorous outfit available.
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 10:12:52 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 10:16:58 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 31, 2012, 10:22:08 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 10:43:26 pm
Lou searches valiantly for hats, to cleverly deceive his hatless enemies into entering the 'HATTRAP' shop.
...
I like you.
Friends?
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 31, 2012, 11:05:47 pm
Lou searches valiantly for hats, to cleverly deceive his hatless enemies into entering the 'HATTRAP' shop.
...
I like you.
Friends?
Sure, why not.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 11:24:42 pm
Focus my mental energies, and bind the creature to my control! Command it to hunt and kill all who are not me!
Fugly, mate.
Fugly.
Focusing all of your psychic energy onto the spirit, it [1] GROWS EVEN BIGGER.
WHAAAAT!? SPIRIT IS EVOLVING!
...YOUR SPIRIT EVOLVED INTO A DEMON!
FROM HELL.
What would you like to name your new Demon? __________
Before you can input it, you trip over a bunch of D20s, falling over, and somehow angering it further. It lunges at you and [3 vs. 2] bites off one of your arms! Tasty...
"Weak. What a bunch of posers."
>Leave in a huff.
>Then post on Facebook account about how petty these nobodies are. Be sure to mention their scraggly hair and tanlines.
>Then find changing room and dress in the most protective but still glamorous outfit available.
[6]You leave in such a huff that you tear your new jeans. THEY WERE GUCCI. SOMEHOW.
You sit down and pull out your phone and begin posting on facebook. You type [3] 'OMG THOSE LOSERS AT THE THEATRE TOTALLY WEREN'T THERE. THEY HAD, LIKE, THESE AWFUL HAIRCUTS AND LINES AND STUFF. UGH, IT MAKES ME MAD!!!'
You get up and walk to the restroom, changing out of your ripped jeans and into [3] Even more ripped jeans. And a tank-top. At least you're fashionable.
Toss a handful of d20s, the most round dice I have, under the necromancer's feet, attempting to trip him.
The dice roll and [6] the shaman slips, falling over, and you watch the entire scene unfold, even the Meta-Naming Process. Problem is, now the Demon is after both of you.
Wait in anticipation for opponents. Seeing none, I walk in the direction of screams of terror
You hop down from the stand, [3] getting sauce all over your boots. Taking note of this mishap, you jog over to the scene of the attack, stumbling on a lone D20. You get a bit of a head-start on the others, being the farthest away. Still, AAAAGHSDFGHJKL!!!
Lou searches valiantly for hats, to cleverly deceive his hatless enemies into entering the 'HATTRAP' shop.
[5] You collect many hats of different varieties, dressing up the mannequins and effectively disguising all of the INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAPS. You declare the store at HATLAND, THE HATTIEST PLACE ON EARTH. Congrats.
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Also, Do you guys mind me putting in a 24 hour time limit for posts unless you have a good excuse? This should be a relatively fast-game, and you all are relatively active posters, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem...
Post by: xiphoniii on July 31, 2012, 11:36:29 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 11:40:29 pm
Also, Do you guys mind me putting in a 24 hour time limit for posts unless you have a good excuse? This should be a relatively fast-game, and you all are relatively active posters, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem...I don't mind as long as everyone else is cool with it.
Seeing the demon from hell, I trudge over to the nearest religious craft store, make the sign of the cross with my hand, punch through the glass window, and take a Christian Cross or a portrait of the Virgin of Guadalupe. I then proceed to bash in the demon's head with said holy symbol.
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 31, 2012, 11:42:51 pm
Lou dons a particularly jaunty bowler hat and looking for trouble. That is to say, the other competitors.
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 11:51:42 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 11:58:51 pm
This wasn't very fun at all. She was lost, those stupid, ugly people had mocked her, she could see her horribly sharp, skinny knees through the holes in her new pants and to top it all off they hadn't had the shoes she'd wanted.
'I just want to go home,' she thought gloomily to herself, 'Forget the shoes, forget the mall; it's all full of idiots anyway.'
She promised herself a tall double iced latte when she got back to civilization, got up, grabbed her handbag and headed back out into the mall.
>Attempt to look for an exit! Also keep an eye out for any fellow shoppers; cautiously approach anyone I find, but run at the first sign of hostility.
Greet anyone who doesn't seem nasty with a slight wave, and attempt to gauge their intent.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 12:21:52 am
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Works for me. Also, Liam attempts to negotiate the demon into playing a game of chance with him for it to serve him.
[6] The Demon graciously accepts the game, not knowing you rigged it. The cards get shuffled, and at the end The Demon los-WHAAAT? HE GOT THE HIGH CARD. He laughs and attacks, [5 vs. 2]Biting off...well, you head. The kill counter on Gloriokal's watch goes up to 1, and Liam respawns...
Seeing the demon from hell, I trudge over to the nearest religious craft store, make the sign of the cross with my hand, punch through the glass window, and take a Christian Cross or a portrait of the Virgin of Guadalupe. I then proceed to bash in the demon's head with said holy symbol.
[5] You smash through the glass, grabbing both the Cross and the portrait, flinging both in the direction of the Demon. The Cross stabs the Demon in the eye, with it letting out a terrifying scream of 'OOW, MY EYE.' the painting ends up smashing over it's head, subduing it enough for you to toss it to the other side of the mall.
I've got no problem with a 24-hour rule.
Lou dons a particularly jaunty bowler hat and looking for trouble. That is to say, the other competitors.
[3] Donning at Baseball cap, you trot off on your imaginary horse, thinking of a pair of coconuts banging together, and [1] trot straight into a wall full force. You now have a bloody nose.
N..Name...it...AAARGH!! FUCK, FUCK, MY ARM. FUCK. Forget the name! RUN AWAAAAY! Try and use the Fetish of Draining on the guy who used the D20's while running.
You try to run away [2] but the monster's gone. You're still bleeding, though.
Tara threw down the torn gucci jeans in frustration, sat on one of the display benches and held her head in her hands.
This wasn't very fun at all. She was lost, those stupid, ugly people had mocked her, she could see her horribly sharp, skinny knees through the holes in her new pants and to top it all off they hadn't had the shoes she'd wanted.
'I just want to go home,' she thought gloomily to herself, 'Forget the shoes, forget the mall; it's all full of idiots anyway.'
She promised herself a tall double iced latte when she got back to civilization, got up, grabbed her handbag and headed back out into the mall.
>Attempt to look for an exit! Also keep an eye out for any fellow shoppers; cautiously approach anyone I find, but run at the first sign of hostility.
Greet anyone who doesn't seem nasty with a slight wave, and attempt to gauge their intent.
[5] You thankfully encounter nobody, but another voice comes over the PA.
Must I remind you yet again, that all the doors are permanently locked until someone achieves the goal of fifty kills? I didn't think so. Now, march along missy. In fact, let me get you started.
-A Jewel-studded lead pipe drops down from the ceiling, landing in your hands-
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Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 12:28:21 am
The poor girl stared helplessly at the pipe, clutched awkwardly in her hand with its impractically-long fake nails.
"You want me to.. Kill people?!" As immoral and shallow as Tara was, she was merely a victim of fashion, not a complete monster! He shook her head to herself. 'No. No. This is all some kind of joke. Some sick, awful practical joke. I can get out of here, somehow...'
So thinking, she stuck the pipe gingerly in her handbag and went in search of someone to help her escape.
>Find fellow shopper! Make sure they aren't charging murderously towards me before attempting to recruit them!
Post by: xiphoniii on August 01, 2012, 12:34:48 am
I spawn as close to a PA access as I can.
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 12:40:36 am
I don't know whether this is good, or bad.
You should also have mini-ingame achievements. Say, getting the first kill? Or other cool "feats"?
A reward? Maybe? From the guy on the PA? Heh-eh-eh?
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 01, 2012, 12:45:51 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 12:47:36 am
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 12:55:30 am
Or do I have an item that will insta-heal me? Preferably the item...
That's cool, though. Achievements! Woo-hoo! Do I get one if I accidently gib myself by summoning a psychotic, murderous betraying ghost of a wench who was mercilessly forced to scrub dirty dishes until her untimely death at the hands of her true love, before they get to kiss?
Oh, uh, and if I was fully healed, can I change my action to Cast down an effigy of a ghoul, and send it to murder something that's not me or a demon?
Post by: Fireiy on August 01, 2012, 12:56:10 am
Post by: xiphoniii on August 01, 2012, 01:05:51 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 01, 2012, 01:06:32 am
[5] You smash through the glass, grabbing both the Cross and the portrait, flinging both in the direction of the Demon. The Cross stabs the Demon in the eye, with it letting out a terrifying scream of 'OOW, MY EYE.' the painting ends up smashing over it's head, subduing it enough for you to toss it to the other side of the mall.
(words cannot express :) :) :))
Satisfied with his good deed for the day, Fernando/Nacho grabs some extra rosary beads and walks along in search of other players whilst whistling a jaunty tune.
(I personally consider religious hero an achievement)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 01:12:08 am
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 01:22:38 am
I'll be up 10 to 12. Sleep well!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 01:54:53 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 11:08:47 am
"...Whaaat?!"
The poor girl stared helplessly at the pipe, clutched awkwardly in her hand with its impractically-long fake nails.
"You want me to.. Kill people?!" As immoral and shallow as Tara was, she was merely a victim of fashion, not a complete monster! He shook her head to herself. 'No. No. This is all some kind of joke. Some sick, awful practical joke. I can get out of here, somehow...'
So thinking, she stuck the pipe gingerly in her handbag and went in search of someone to help her escape.
>Find fellow shopper! Make sure they aren't charging murderously towards me before attempting to recruit them!
You continue to find nobody charging at you murderously. [2] You also continue to find nobody doing the opposite. However a holographic screen pops up from your watch with the message:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
(You are the only people in the mall, by the way.)
Quickly bind my wound, stopping the blood flow. Find some painkillers somewhere, and take them. Lay low for a bit. Let's hope that demon kills some more people!
I don't know whether this is good, or bad.
You should also have mini-ingame achievements. Say, getting the first kill? Or other cool "feats"?
A reward? Maybe? From the guy on the PA? Heh-eh-eh?
Cast down an effigy of a ghoul, and send it to murder something that's not me or a demon?
A holographic image pops up from your watch screen at well, showing a similar message:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
The screen prompts you to stand on a certain spot. You stand there, and soon you're drenched in a strange liquid. You put your hands to your face...wait. HANDS!? Yes the liquid was a full heal, now your arm is back!
As for the Effigy, you throw it down and in a puff of smoke, [3] comes a large monstrous being. You tell it to go hunt, but it refuses, wanting to stick at your side for now. Oh, well...
Lou clutches his nose to stop the bleeding and just goes off in some random direction where he thinks people may be.
Lou clutches his nose, and a bit of blood squirts out. He manages to find [4] both some tissues and Liam, who just happened to be respawning. You barely dodge his swings.
Search for a store with a chess board. Challenge someone to a game of chess.[1] You find no Chess Store, and no people to not play it with. You sit down to play imaginary chess against yourself. You lose.
HAM Radio Hobby Shop.
You respawn in the Ham Radio shop, with another holographic image from your watch:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Suddenly, a baseball bat appears in your hands. You swing it around a bit, knocking over some stuff and nearly hitting Lou.
[5] You smash through the glass, grabbing both the Cross and the portrait, flinging both in the direction of the Demon. The Cross stabs the Demon in the eye, with it letting out a terrifying scream of 'OOW, MY EYE.' the painting ends up smashing over it's head, subduing it enough for you to toss it to the other side of the mall.
(words cannot express :) :) :))
Satisfied with his good deed for the day, Fernando/Nacho grabs some extra rosary beads and walks along in search of other players whilst whistling a jaunty tune.
(I personally consider religious hero an achievement)
[2] Despite being able do do it before, Nacho cannot get through the glass in the window, so he instead just walks, instantly forgetting the jaunty tune he was about to sing.
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Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 11:41:16 am
Tara got all defensive and bitchy at her watch.
"Hey buddy, imagine someone locking you in a mall filled of psychos out to devour your sweet tan flesh! Also, bloodstains are soooo out right now."
She continued whispering her whiny complaints as she crept along in her high heels, handbag clutched protectively in her non-watch hand as she peered nervously at the empty hallways ahead.
>Attempt to find and approach non-threatening fellow competitor! Wave to them in a friendly manner! Form alliance!
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 12:07:33 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 01, 2012, 01:08:58 pm
Clearly someone so rude doesn't deserve nice things. Lou attempts to disarm the bat-man.
Post by: xiphoniii on August 01, 2012, 02:51:45 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 01, 2012, 03:05:45 pm
On second thought, if this guy is willing to talk, Lou is willing to listen. For now, at least.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 01, 2012, 04:09:26 pm
Post by: xiphoniii on August 01, 2012, 10:25:28 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 01, 2012, 11:42:02 pm
After shaking Liam's hand, Lou takes a look at the stores around the HAM Radio Hobby Shop.
Post by: Fireiy on August 02, 2012, 12:35:53 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 02, 2012, 12:43:42 am
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 12:57:58 am
Good luck on your trip!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 02, 2012, 10:12:51 am
"Oh yeah?!"[3] You have quite a bit of trouble finding someone, but when you do, you run into Gloriokal. You wave threateningly, but he seems unfazed by it. He seems agitated and a bit busy.
Tara got all defensive and bitchy at her watch.
"Hey buddy, imagine someone locking you in a mall filled of psychos out to devour your sweet tan flesh! Also, bloodstains are soooo out right now."
She continued whispering her whiny complaints as she crept along in her high heels, handbag clutched protectively in her non-watch hand as she peered nervously at the empty hallways ahead.
>Attempt to find and approach non-threatening fellow competitor! Wave to them in a friendly manner! Form alliance!
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Oh, wait, he's leaving. Huh.
Roll with it, and start exploring. Loot some materials and stuff.[4] You start rolling towards the nearest store, which happens to be a kitchen appliance store. Toasters and Blenders and Mixers galore...
WOOOOOOOOOOOW...
"Hey, watch where you're swinging that thing. Don't you know it's rude to try to kill someone without telling them that you're going to?"
Clearly someone so rude doesn't deserve nice things. Lou attempts to disarm the bat-man.
Putting on his best con man grin, Liam apologizes profusely. "I'm sorry, my good man. I was merely testing the heft. I'm going to need something to defend myself around here am I not? And you are...?
"...The name's Lou."
On second thought, if this guy is willing to talk, Lou is willing to listen. For now, at least.
"Liam, Liam! We should probably stick together if we want to survive this. Team mates?" I extend my hand.[3] The Con-Man smile works, and Lou listens to your tales as innocently as a boy listens to his Ma telling him to do his chores. Lou listens sleepily but manages to [4] say his name. It leaves a bit of a mark in your brain, but it isn't too important. You [6] stick out your hand so graciously you punch him in the jaw. Ouch. Either way, you start walking together when:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Suddenly, two halves of a key drop down from seemingly nowhere into their hands. Or at least, it would have been their hand if the HADN'T MOVED. They pick the key halves off the ground, rubbing their head simultaneously. Hope you can find that closet from before...
Look for a store with something useful.[2](Wow, my dice roller really doesn't like Phoenix Wright, apparently) You find no store. You find nothing useful. Where the hell even are you? In an infinite mall, you HAD to find the one place with NOTHING.
Nacho looks for a bathroom so he can wash off all the condiments on his boots, keeping an eye open for any sign of other fighters[2]Having condiments on your boots can't be good for traction, as you are unable to find a washroom nor get over to it. Oof.
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Post by: Fireiy on August 02, 2012, 11:18:28 am
Maybe it's protesting against Capcom's decision not to localize Ace Attorney Investigations 2?Look for a store with something useful.[2](Wow, my dice roller really doesn't like Phoenix Wright, apparently) You find no store. You find nothing useful. Where the hell even are you? In an infinite mall, you HAD to find the one place with NOTHING.
Make a phone call to Gumshoe while looking for a store
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 02:11:55 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 02, 2012, 04:10:24 pm
Lou tries to remember where the Broom Closet was.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 02, 2012, 04:35:40 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 02, 2012, 05:12:33 pm
Post by: xiphoniii on August 02, 2012, 08:11:45 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 02, 2012, 11:24:07 pm
Maybe it's protesting against Capcom's decision not to localize Ace Attorney Investigations 2?Look for a store with something useful.[2](Wow, my dice roller really doesn't like Phoenix Wright, apparently) You find no store. You find nothing useful. Where the hell even are you? In an infinite mall, you HAD to find the one place with NOTHING.
Make a phone call to Gumshoe while looking for a store
[6] You slam your finger into your phone so hard that you break your finger. OW...
Be right there boss!
You close the phone and get a bit woozy from the detective's incredible loud voice, but He'll at least be here next turn...
Create a pronectile weapon using the supplies that I had found! (please excuse any typos, on an android.)
[4]You grab the blender and the toaster, as well as a Ass-Ton of knives, and, with some help of some duct tape and a lot of Band-Aids, you come up with a gun that shoots knives!
What?
Did you expect a gun that shot cows? Pshaw...
"Hmm. I found a Broom Closet a while back. This key might go to that."
Lou tries to remember where the Broom Closet was.
[4] You rack your memory for any smidge of locked doors. Your mind traces back to the trap store, and you cringe, but now you know where the door is...
Nacho searches for a rug to wipe his boots on, and then walks into a music shop and attempts to attract fighters with an epic guitar solo
[5] You get your traction and look up. Thankfully, you're in front of the 'AMAZING RUG AND GUITAR SHOP-O-RAMA.' Yeah, it's real. You begin to rock out like JIMI HENDRIX! All people in the immediate area hear it and begin to dance. FUNKY!
>Continue trying to find a non-threatening person, as before.
You're in the immediate area of Nacho, right in front of the store, to be in fact. He seems non-threatening right now, but before you can wave, you begin to dance. WHAT DANCE DO YOU DO?
I agree to help find the broom closet, and hang onto my bat in case of attack.
[1] You spout nonsense. It seems to offend Lou, who punches you in the face and takes your key, running away. The bat flies out of your hands and breaks on the ground. Wow. You suck at communicating.
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See ya in the morning.
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 11:27:20 pm
Oh, wow. "Pronectile" weapon. Damn. Thanks for not making a gun that shoots plastic boobs, mate.
Post by: Fireiy on August 03, 2012, 12:09:21 am
[6] You slam your finger into your phone so hard that you break your finger. OW...Man this dice roller REALLY hates Miles Edgeworth. Well at least I didn't get Old Bag.
Be right there boss!
You close the phone and get a bit woozy from the detective's incredible loud voice, but He'll at least be here next turn...
Go look for a chess board again.
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 03, 2012, 12:30:34 am
Post by: xiphoniii on August 03, 2012, 03:50:17 am
I hunt down the man who took my half of the key, and bash his skull in for his betrayal!
Post by: Yoink on August 03, 2012, 08:48:02 am
Tara will shake her tush in a general, casual boogie!
"Whoah, um, I don't- I don't usually like this old stuff..." Her weak, whiny protests were drowned out in a wave of grooviness.
*The spinning Groove strikes the mallrat in the soul!*
*The mallrat gives into boogie.*
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 03, 2012, 01:24:35 pm
Nacho awkwardly approaches Tara/Yoink
"I see you too have excellent taste in music..."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 04, 2012, 11:01:57 am
Try and establish a weak telepathic link with the demon I had created, if it's still alive. Tell it to hunt. Tell it to KILL. Tell it that, if it spares me, I can make it STRONGER. I can unleash it upon the world, to wreck havoc and destruction!
Oh, wow. "Pronectile" weapon. Damn. Thanks for not making a gun that shoots plastic boobs, mate.
[2] The demon doesn't want to kill you. It wants to love you forever. It cuddles up next to you and...barks. Oh, and your knife gun turns into a PLASTIC BOOB GUN. Oops.
[6] You slam your finger into your phone so hard that you break your finger. OW...Man this dice roller REALLY hates Miles Edgeworth. Well at least I didn't get Old Bag.
Be right there boss!
You close the phone and get a bit woozy from the detective's incredible loud voice, but He'll at least be here next turn...
Go look for a chess board again.
[1] You're in a room with no stores, remember? And you happen to be too directionally challenged that you can't get out. You break out your imaginary chess board, but before you can lose, Oldbag comes strolling in. 'Edgey! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU! I GOT LOST IN THE MALL TOO ISN'TTHATSUCHACOINCIDENCE?! CAN I HELP YOU GET OUT PWEASE!?'
You reluctantly nod your head.
OLDBAG HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY!
She is equipped with a police baton and security Tazer, being a guard and all...
(Warning, oldbag will not respawn when she dies.)
Head back to the Broom Closet and utilize the Ill-Gotten Key.
[1] You make your way very LOUDLY AND MESSILY towards the closet, but before you can put the key in, you feel a sharp pain in your chest. Oh, wait, that's the splintered wood sticking out of it.
YOU ARE DED. WHERE WILL YOU RESPAWN?
(Dropped: Key and Mop)
I am the worst conman ever...[5] You get up quickly, grabbing your broken bat, and slowly following after Lou. When he gets to the closet and takes the key out, you shove the broken bat into his chest, leaving him there to die. You pick up the key and the mop.
I hunt down the man who took my half of the key, and bash his skull in for his betrayal!
Well, maybe not the mop.
You unlock the door and find a glorious amount of cruelty potential.
Closet Contents:
3 bottles washing fluid.
2 brooms
2 mops
3 buckets
20 bars soap
15 rolls toilet paper
((Hmm... Well, I'm not entirely sure what kind of Hendrix-infused jammin' this is, so))
Tara will shake her tush in a general, casual boogie!
"Whoah, um, I don't- I don't usually like this old stuff..." Her weak, whiny protests were drowned out in a wave of grooviness.
*The spinning Groove strikes the mallrat in the soul!*
*The mallrat gives into boogie.*
[Free Action] You GET DOWN! GET FUNKAY! And that's all I have.
Nacho is happy that his Hendrixesque rockout was able to attract challenegers. After he finishes jamming he approaches the lone challenger and is extremely puzzled to see a teenage girl instead of the warrior he had in mind.[5] You walk over, continuing strumming your awesome tune, and give Tara a compliment. What exactly did that accomplish?
Nacho awkwardly approaches Tara/Yoink
"I see you too have excellent taste in music..."
Post by: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 11:33:09 am
>Snap picture of self and Nacho on camera phone. Post to Facebook.
>Shyly return compliment with: "Well I'm uh,
>Recruit Nacho, whilst trying not to swoon.
>Also, continue grooving whilst saying the above. Make grooving an auto action whilst music is happening.
((Originally I was just gonna type >Swoon. :P))
Post by: Fireiy on August 04, 2012, 12:48:34 pm
(You are the only people in the mall, by the way.)Oh and wheres Gumshoe?
Ok go and try to find the exit/entrance.
Post by: TCM on August 04, 2012, 01:08:43 pm
Occupation: Drug Runner
Special Skill: Run N' Gun
Quick Description: Charles Westly ran into the mall as an escape route to dodge the law. Little did he know this was no ordinary mall...
Starting Item: Micro-Uzi
Post by: Caerwyn on August 04, 2012, 01:23:47 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 04, 2012, 08:43:29 pm
Nahco stands there dumbstruck for a good minute as the hamster wheel in his head slows to a crawl.(( use this as reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBaAN8mHHY&feature=endscreen&NR=1))
(I guess she's not here to fight. I should get her out of here before someone comes along and mangles her.)
Nacho agrees to guard the senorita and help her find a way out of the mall. Nacho also signs her an autograph, in hopes that it will keep her from swooning over him.
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 04, 2012, 09:05:34 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 07, 2012, 10:34:25 am
And TCM, you are in, just choose a place to spawn in and I'll add you to the roster. Also, Xiphoniii has missed his turn, so...here we go!
Ohmigoshwhatacooldudeohhe'slookingatmeohmygodhemust be famous--
>Snap picture of self and Nacho on camera phone. Post to Facebook.
>Shyly return compliment with: "Well I'm uh,sure that's not the only part of you that tastes goodlucky to be here for this impromptu concert! Rock on, dude. Hey, you know, we should totally team up and find a way out of this creepy place!"
>Recruit Nacho, whilst trying not to swoon.
>Also, continue grooving whilst saying the above. Make grooving an auto action whilst music is happening.
((Originally I was just gonna type >Swoon. :P))
[4] You proceed to do whatever, even receiving an autograph that looks a lot like Jack Black's as the two of you
OBJECTION! You just contradicted your earlier statement!(You are the only people in the mall, by the way.)Oh and wheres Gumshoe?
Ok go and try to find the exit/entrance.
(I AM GM, I MAKE RULES! And you rolled a 1 or something, so instead of Gumshoe, you got Oldbag.)
[2] You're still stuck hopelessly in the land with no stores. Only this time, it's with Oldbag.
Toss away the boob gun in disgust. Meditate, and try to re-focus my energies, and re-balance my mind to bring upon a state of utter tranquility. Use this time in meditation to focus my mind into the mall, and mentally search throughout it. The Ghoul will protect me whilst I meditate.
[1] You try to meditate, but you begin to float up into the air again, before falling and...OOH. I REALLY don't think you're supposed to bend that way. Oh, the BOOB GUN! You toss it away and try to un-bend yourself, but the ghoul brings it back. You sigh and take it back, as it's really your only weapon.
((haha wow :P))
Nahco stands there dumbstruck for a good minute as the hamster wheel in his head slows to a crawl.(( use this as reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivBaAN8mHHY&feature=endscreen&NR=1))
(I guess she's not here to fight. I should get her out of here before someone comes along and mangles her.)
Nacho agrees to guard the senorita and help her find a way out of the mall. Nacho also signs her an autograph, in hopes that it will keep her from swooning over him.
[5] The hamster wheel turns quite quickly, giving him ample time to both give her an autograph and start JAMMIN' again.
ALLIANCE: NACHO LIBRE and TARA McSCARA
The 'INCREDIBLE HAT STORE'. Not the trap store, the real one.
You respawn in the real INCREDIBLE HAT STORE. Man, now that you've seen it, the resemblance is simply UNCANNY. You praise yourself and grab a hat for good measure.
WHAT HAT DO YOU CHOOSE?
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Post by: Fireiy on August 07, 2012, 11:05:11 am
Post by: Caerwyn on August 07, 2012, 11:58:35 am
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2012, 12:33:40 pm
>Attempt to loot a music store for a tambourine along the way, so's that I can join in the jammin'.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 08, 2012, 01:15:10 pm
Cure Gloriokal/Caerwyn of his depression and vanquish his depressive energy with a cataclysmic wave of LOVE AND ROCK AND ROLL!!!
((This game rules!))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 01:50:53 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2012, 02:23:03 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 08, 2012, 05:39:37 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 07:08:45 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 08, 2012, 08:17:25 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 08, 2012, 09:09:47 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2012, 10:09:57 pm
(Just a quick opinion from you guys, since it seems to be moving a bit slowly for a fighting RTD, should I mwaybe add in some boss fights that I'll control? And yes, I am getting this from RTD Princess Celestia. Thanks for the great game so far TCM!)
Oh shucks :3
:3
:3
:3
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 11:20:00 pm
NOW.
I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PRAISE!
Post by: Fireiy on August 09, 2012, 01:39:30 am
Heres my revised action.
Try to find a way out of the place with no shops or find a map. Also call Gumshoe
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 09, 2012, 10:30:21 am
WARNING! WARNING! Boss fight approaching!
Post by: Fireiy on August 09, 2012, 12:43:14 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 09, 2012, 10:22:03 pm
And don't be so sure of that, fireiy...
Post by: Fireiy on August 09, 2012, 11:26:24 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 10, 2012, 11:17:12 pm
Sink into utter depression, at rolling 2 or 3 1's in a row. Use this depressive energy to taint the entire mall, causing danger and despair to EVERY player!
[6] You sink into SUCH an utter depression, that you begin to laugh at your complete failure. STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID.
You sir, are hilarious.
On the bright side, all rolls will be fives from the positive forse now echoing the mall.
>Groove our way along to search for an escape route from the mall.
>Attempt to loot a music store for a tambourine along the way, so's that I can join in the jammin'.
[5] GROOOVAY! You grab a Tambourine from the music store next door, keeping the jam alive. You are unable to find the exits that don't exist, but instead find Liam standing in ront of an open broom closet, drooling.
Suddenly appear in random location.
[5] You too appear in front of the broom closet. NICE!
Lou dons a Top Hat and then attempts to seek out the Elusive And Deadly Broom Closet.
[5] BROOM CLOSET HOOOOO!
Eh sure if you want.
Heres my revised action.
Try to find a way out of the place with no shops or find a map. Also call Gumshoe
You walk east to find Gumshoe AND the broom closet. Oldbag leaves in disgust.
Gumshoe is carrying a pistol, a badge, and a Blue Badger blow-up figurine.
Suddenly, the voice comes on the PA.
MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE IMBECILES! That IS IT! I am sending someone out to kill you all! Kill him and it's 4 points towards your total. OH RAAMBOOO!
A sudden rumbling is herd from the vent above you, as the TESTOSTERONE MAN himself pops down.
BWAAARGH
He takes a swing at Liam, [5] SENDING THE DROOLER FLYING INTO THE WALL. He sticks there like a javelin, before fading to dust.
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Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 10, 2012, 11:52:55 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2012, 12:00:23 am
Post by: Fireiy on August 11, 2012, 12:06:16 am
*Music starts playing* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1N9aIxzgik
Run to a store. Preferably one selling chess boards. While running ask Gumshoe why he's late.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 11, 2012, 12:18:12 am
Nacho wonders how the hell we all teleported to the inside of a closet, but he immediately stops caring when he hears the announcer.
Nacho: FINALLY! A worthy foe!
Nacho power slides through the closet door while jamming and rams directly into Rambo at full force!
Post by: TCM on August 11, 2012, 02:09:37 am
Unload heat on Rambo.
Post by: Caerwyn on August 11, 2012, 11:14:37 am
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 11, 2012, 01:55:04 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 12, 2012, 01:05:20 am
Prosecute Rambo for the killing of Liam
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 12, 2012, 11:51:30 pm
Actually disregard my previous post. Here's my new action.
Prosecute Rambo for the killing of Liam
You accuse Rambo of the crime. [2] He presents PHOENIX WRIGHT!
Phoenix Wright has joined the battle on RAMBOOOs side!
((Eh it's cool man))[1] You completely lose the rhythm and end up just standing there, vulnerable to an attack!
Nacho wonders how the hell we all teleported to the inside of a closet, but he immediately stops caring when he hears the announcer.
Nacho: FINALLY! A worthy foe!
Nacho power slides through the closet door while jamming and rams directly into Rambo at full force!
[2 vs. 2] Fortunately, RAMBO is just as bad of a shot as you are at dodging. Nothing happens. You need to begin the jam over again, though...
"Man, what the Fu-"
Unload heat on Rambo.
[5] You unload a full clip from your gun into RAMBO, which destroys his Testosterone Shield. Now He's vulnerable to attacks.
Create a runic glyph on the ground, out of whatever non-bodily fluids that are available. Prepare it, reinforce it, and turn it into a prison to hold a demon inside.
You take a bottle of cleaning fluid and pour it into a pentagram. Cool. Before you can do anything with it, though, RAMBO turns to attack and slips on the symbol.
RAMBO gains -1 to dodge!
Bludgeon Rambo repeatedly about the Head/Face area with Mop.
[3+1+1] You smack RAMBO upside the head with your mop handle! He is now dizzy and has -1 to attack!
RAMBO gets up and begins wildly punching Tara!
[1-1 Vs. 1] Wow. It devolves into a slap fight, with Tara seeming to have an edge.
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Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 12:03:49 am
(Also is there a security camera there?)
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 13, 2012, 12:18:25 am
Become enraged and strike Rambo down with my guitar
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 13, 2012, 02:25:43 am
Post by: TCM on August 13, 2012, 06:08:18 am
Post by: Yoink on August 13, 2012, 06:17:44 am
Momentarily losing her usual eloquence, Tara smacks him with her handbag.
Wait, no... She pulls out the pipe and smacks him with that!
Post by: Caerwyn on August 13, 2012, 10:07:11 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 02:38:06 pm
Call Tara to the stand.
(Also is there a security camera there?)
[5] Tara willingly comes up to the stand, gabbering like she always does. She spews a whole bunch of information about the scene onto Wright, who shrinks back, looking stressed.
Suddenly, Wright pulls out [1] a stack of papers and throws them at you!
[2 vs. 5] You use your own voice to shout the papers back at Wright, and they go flying through the air!
[1 Vs 4] They end up back in a neat pile in front of him, no really doing much.
Awkwardly try to regain rhythm.
Become enraged and strike Rambo down with my guitar
[2] You are unable to get the rhythm back, and charge at RAMBO with your guitar raised over your head!
[4 vs. 1] You swing it at the monster's abdomen, giving him a few broken ribs! He begins to breath funnily!
Jab Rambo right in the windpipe with the Mop.
[2] You end up jabbing at air, as RAMBO is now on the ground, gasping for air himself!
Smash Rambo in the head with the Uzi butt repedatley.
[1] You end up jamming the Uzi butt into Lou's side, causing him to turn around and [2 vs. 1] hit you in the face with the mop handle! You earned yourself a bloody nose! He apologizes and goes back to fighting Testosterone Man.
"Aagh! Get your hands off me, you, you, you ape!"
Momentarily losing her usual eloquence, Tara smacks him with her handbag.
Wait, no... She pulls out the pipe and smacks him with that!
You step down from the stand and pull out the Golden Pipe from your bag. You warm up and take a swing at the big galute's head. [5 vs. 1] It's a direct hit, and his head practically explodes from the force of the hit, covering you and others with Brain Juice and Blood.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Cast my final Ghoul Charm on the ground, and attack Rambo with full strength! Try and feign terror whilst doing it, in hopes that my...Er...Loving, mutilated undead pet that will unlock it's true potential, and transform into a beautiful woman! Or, at the very least, a strong woman.
You cast your Ghoul Charm on the ground, and a zombie-like figure rises out from the ground, while sporting a T-Shirt boasting his part on your team, as well as reading 'Hello, My Name is Ankoth'. He wields a pair of swords, and is ready to use to use them. Meanwhile, the Dog-Ghoul turns into a...Heavily Endowed Amazonian. She's tall. And Strong. And she'll fight for you!
Phoenix Wright Pulls out [3] a brick! He throws it as the H.E.A.! [1 Vs. 2] She catches the brick, crushing it with her bare hands. Wright looks worried!
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Post by: ReDeadEr on August 13, 2012, 02:55:15 pm
((If Justice For All has taught me anything, it's that this will probably knock him out and give him amnesia.))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 13, 2012, 03:55:35 pm
Post by: TCM on August 13, 2012, 05:03:05 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 13, 2012, 06:44:50 pm
"...Ewwww!"
She went into a horrified panic trying to get the icky mess of of herself. "Oh, ohmygod! Ohmygod! You guys, come on! Don't just stand there fighting, give me something to clean this... er... stuff off with! Oooh, this is disgusting..."
>Rummage in handbag for something to clean blood and brain matter from my person! Whilst babbling at the others to help!
>If nothing is found, search the area! Go look for a shop selling towels, if necessary! Or maye a restaurant with napkins!
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 13, 2012, 07:05:19 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on August 13, 2012, 08:44:09 pm
That went really damn cool. Did I, like, get two sixes or something? Woo-hoo!
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 09:23:58 pm
Why do I feel like Tara = Young Oldbag?
Present AK-47s
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 09:30:32 pm
fireiy: I don't know. I feel she's more of a...girly version of Lotta. She packs a punch.
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 09:33:51 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 09:37:30 pm
Then again, there have been trials held against corpses, with the prosecutor yelling at the corpse...
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 09:49:34 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 13, 2012, 09:59:02 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 10:19:42 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 13, 2012, 10:24:13 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 10:25:12 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 10:26:25 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 10:30:31 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 10:34:32 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 10:38:41 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 10:39:50 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 10:43:06 pm
Find a store with a chess board
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 10:44:58 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 13, 2012, 10:46:33 pm
FIND A STORE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2012, 10:48:36 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on August 13, 2012, 11:20:33 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 14, 2012, 12:26:38 am
Strike Phoenix Wright over the back of the head. With the Mop.
((If Justice For All has taught me anything, it's that this will probably knock him out and give him amnesia.))
You swing at Wright and [4 Vs 3+1] he dodges out of the way, causing the mop handle to swing back at you!
[3] It knocks off your hat, but you're otherwise okay.
Grab Phoenix Wright into a full nelson, and then suplex him into the ground!
[6+1] You grab Phoenix and drag him to the upper floor of the mall, jumping from the railing and going into suplex position. In your haste, however, you end up on the bottom, hitting your head on the hard ground and knocking yourself out for one turn. You also ended up breaking the attorney's fall. Smooth.
Tara stood there in shocked silence for a moment, staring down at the mashed-open corpse, then let out a piercing shriek.
"...Ewwww!"
She went into a horrified panic trying to get the icky mess of of herself. "Oh, ohmygod! Ohmygod! You guys, come on! Don't just stand there fighting, give me something to clean this... er... stuff off with! Oooh, this is disgusting..."
>Rummage in handbag for something to clean blood and brain matter from my person! Whilst babbling at the others to help!
>If nothing is found, search the area! Go look for a shop selling towels, if necessary! Or maye a restaurant with napkins!
Change of plans. As a Janitor, it's Lou's Minimum-Wage Job/Sworn Duty to aid somebody in need of cleanliness. With his Mop.
[5] Lou successfully cleans all the gunk off of Tara, and she thanks him heartily, before whacking him with her handbag.
H.E.A will distract Pheonix Wright! With her, er...Logic at...Uh...Logic...Meanwhile, Ankoth will lay down a furious flurry of furiously flurrying blows on PW! Gloriokal will tinker with the boob gun, hoping to mod it so as to distract other NPC's or players.
That went really damn cool. Did I, like, get two sixes or something? Woo-hoo!
[4] HEA tries to touch her belly button with her elbows! Phoenix is distracted by the awesome power of LOGIC.
[3] Ankoth runs over to the lawyer and begins waving his swords around. Unfortunately, the spastic-ness of the waving gives Phoenix a chance to sneak in an attack!
[1 Vs. 6] Phoenix counters with a poke to the knee. Ankoth Counter-Counters with a slash to the neck. The spiky head rolls along the ground, stopping at the feet of the Mobster.
3 points collected!
[5] You tinker with the BEWB gun until it turns into the BOOB EMULATION WORCHESTER BLASTER. Otherwise known as the BEWB gun. You do not know what it does yet.
Ok let me do something else.
FIND A STORE
[3] You suddenly find yourself outside a store with a sign reading 'THE INCREDIBLE HAT STORE' In big, red letters....
Oh, LOOK! A Fedora! You've always wanted one of those!
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Post by: Fireiy on August 14, 2012, 01:20:57 am
Also you spelt "store" wrong.
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 14, 2012, 02:13:34 am
Also, reacquire Top Hat.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 14, 2012, 04:00:36 am
While knocked out, have an awesome dream about a kick-ass fiesta involving all the players!
Post by: Yoink on August 14, 2012, 04:11:43 am
Tara smiled wearily at Lou, then looked over at the unconscious form of her ally, lying on the floor admist the wreck of his guitar.
"Well, um, that's kinda uncool. Dude, wake up!"
>Thank Lou for performing his janitorial duty, and then attempt to revive Nacho with a funky tambourine/foot-stomp beat!
>Also defend him from any dangerous shoppers.
Post by: Caerwyn on August 14, 2012, 10:32:27 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 14, 2012, 11:01:52 am
By the way, I've been hearing this voice as the guy from Rat Race and the Police Chief from the Pink Panther movies. What about you guys?
Post by: TCM on August 14, 2012, 12:22:29 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 14, 2012, 12:55:33 pm
Continue looking for a store which has some useful stuff
Also you spelt "store" wrong.
(Well Derp.)
[3] You keep walking, ignoring the awesomeness of the fedora, instead coming across a toy store.
Lou attempts to do what he came to the Broom Closet to do in the first place: Acquire Liquids That Can Be Weaponized.
Also, reacquire Top Hat.
[5] You take several cleaning liquids and a handy can of gas, along with a bunch of piping and duct tape, and soon come up with two new guns!
First, a soap gun, which can be used for getaways, traps, and the like.
Secondly...A Flamethrower. Do I NEED to explain?
You holster them both and look for an opponent.
((Hurray for overkill! :D))
While knocked out, have an awesome dream about a kick-ass fiesta involving all the players!
[1] You have a horrible nightmare, that everyone is trying to attack you and you can't wake up and there's Slenderman and...
Suddenly a foot knocks the sleep and the wind out of you. That foot belongs to tara. You're now quite paranoid of everyone, including here.
"Oh... Thanks, man!"
Tara smiled wearily at Lou, then looked over at the unconscious form of her ally, lying on the floor admist the wreck of his guitar.
"Well, um, that's kinda uncool. Dude, wake up!"
>Thank Lou for performing his janitorial duty, and then attempt to revive Nacho with a funky tambourine/foot-stomp beat!
>Also defend him from any dangerous shoppers.
[3] You quickly thank the now-dangerous janitor before rushing over to perform a mini-jam in an attempt to wake Nacho up. In your haste, you stem on his stomach, but at least it wakes him up. When he gets up, though he seems...skittish. He doesn't seem too sure of himself...
Cheer for how awesome my two good friends are, and search for a food court to get some...Well...Food! There's a celebration required! Also, maybe check out the Blades' shop, too.
[4] You call for your allies to come along, as you make your way to the foot court for some hearty grub. On your way, you pass by 'Dr. Slash's Blade Emporium, and you duck inside. There are rows and rows of swords, blades, and weapons of all sorts...
Find a store.
[5] You too find yourself inside the Blade Emporium, but on the opposite side. You see Gloriokal, but he doesn't see you.
Post by: Caerwyn on August 14, 2012, 12:57:27 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 14, 2012, 01:11:32 pm
Nacho attempts to calm his nerves and snap out of his paranoia by drinking his bottle of Tabasco sauce
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 14, 2012, 04:42:53 pm
((Lou did Reacquire the Top Hat, right?))
Post by: TCM on August 14, 2012, 04:49:40 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 14, 2012, 08:03:38 pm
EDIT: Why is Gumshoe listed as being in my inventory?
Post by: Yoink on August 15, 2012, 08:07:50 pm
Tara peered down at Nacho. He was acting kinda weird... Then again, she had just busted someone's head with a pipe. That had disturbed her badly enough, who knows what he thought of it. Now he was drinking hot sauce.
"Umm... Are you sure it's a good idea to drink that stuff? I'll just be over here."
>Retreat to a safe distance from the tabasco-drinking Nacho, lest he start breathing fire!
>Look around for any decent food-type-places nearby.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 16, 2012, 10:48:18 am
Nacho: No eyes.... always watching...[4] You sit down in the fetal position, Tara looking confused, and begin chugging what you have left of the bottle of Tabasco sauce. It doesn't help, aside from taking your mind off...HIM. You get up and tell Tara you'll be fine. You toss the bottle away, and a small explosion can be heard in that direction.
Nacho attempts to calm his nerves and snap out of his paranoia by drinking his bottle of Tabasco sauce
Casually peruse the wares, and try to find a really good magical spear. Give it to my H.E.A friend. Also, let my Dog-Warrior guard us both stoically, but defensively. I don't want to kill players, I'm more of a team-work kinda dude. Find some blades for my Anubis warrior as well.
[1] You find a magic stick that you think would fit the Amazonian, and toss it up to here. It hits he in the face, sending her stumbling backwards, and in turn, knocking over half of the racks. She's a bit bruised, but otherwise alright.
[4] Ankoth, however, is able to find a replacement Scimitar for the moment, and he smiles proudly. Well, as best as you can when you're a Humanoid Dog Zombie.
Lou attempts to seek out the Dastardly Felon who struck him with A Firearm.
((Lou did Reacquire the Top Hat, right?))
((Yes, Lou did. I have to be a bit more careful with these sheets.))
[5] Lou uses his Janitorial Instinct to track down the mobster that slammed him in the back. He too is led to the Blade shoppe, and spots him across the pile of knocked-over shelves.
Start raiding shit.[5] You quickly load up on a Katana, Gladius, and Halberd. They all seem surprisingly light, and don't put any extra wight on your body. You sheath one on each Hip, and one on your back.
Look to see if there's a chess board in there. If there is one take it. If there isn't one try to find the security room.((Again, need to be more careful...))
EDIT: Why is Gumshoe listed as being in my inventory?
[2] Unfortunately, there is no Chess board, so you snatch a Steel Samurai Action Figure and look around for a security booth.
[4] You happen upon the booth next to the Sword emporium, entering it slowly, and begin to search through the camera signals.
"Whoops... Um, sorry man. You alright?"
Tara peered down at Nacho. He was acting kinda weird... Then again, she had just busted someone's head with a pipe. That had disturbed her badly enough, who knows what he thought of it. Now he was drinking hot sauce.
"Umm... Are you sure it's a good idea to drink that stuff? I'll just be over here."
>Retreat to a safe distance from the tabasco-drinking Nacho, lest he start breathing fire!
>Look around for any decent food-type-places nearby.
[3] You just stands there for a few moments, before asking if Nacho was okay. He replies with a hearty grunt, as You watch a small explosion in the distance. You decide to search for a Boston Pizza, but are only able to find a lone Pizza Hut.
>Enter
Keep Searching
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BOSS FIGHT AFTER NEXT TURN!
Post by: Caerwyn on August 16, 2012, 01:08:51 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 16, 2012, 01:47:52 pm
Look through the channels and take a tape of the kills so far
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 16, 2012, 08:34:42 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 16, 2012, 09:21:38 pm
"Can't be too hard, right?" She spoke softly to herself, dropping her handbag on a chair as she approached the freezers, stoves etcetera, grabbing out a pizza base, some tomato paste and several jars of red chilli.
>Attempt to make Nacho the spiciest, most delicious pizza ever created!
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 16, 2012, 11:11:46 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 17, 2012, 03:04:21 am
Make a mental note of where the security booth is then go find a store with something that can record videos
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 23, 2012, 11:14:44 am
Prepare for the boss fight by mentally focusing my energies to summon a Wind Elemental to serve me! My other two zombie/servant(s) will protect me in the meanwhile. And they'll try to find some cool gear and stuff.[4+1] You sit down, and begin levitating once more, going into a special trance. You focus all your energy into the space in front of you, before opening your eyes to gaze upon your creations.
Allies gained!
- Wind Elemental
-Water Elemental
-Fire Elemental
-Earth Elemental
The Wind and Fire elementals stay with you, while the other two wander off into the mall, to cause mischief.
Meanwhile, Ankoth comes back carrying a Digiblade, while HEA comes back carrying a...Buster Sword? Cool.
Allies Lost!
-Water Elemental
-Earth Elemental
Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Lou Opens Fire on the Criminal Scum with his Flamethrower.[5] You remember playing as a Pyro in TF2 and charge over the downed shelves at Charles Westly, spraying the flame in his...general direction. [5 vs. 3] He catches alight quickly and runs around outside the shop, dropping his new weapons in the process, before collapsing on the floor.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
A rumbling can be heard above you, as a small bottle of Gasoline drops down on your head. It bounce off into your and, and you pocket it for it's inevitable use later.
"Hmm..." Tara glanced back in Nacho's direction, then headed into the Pizza Hut. She hadn't exactly excelled in Cooking class back in school- I mean, c'mon, cooking?! Why cook when you can text the delivery service?- but she was going to give this a go, anyway.[4] You stare at the dough for a while, before realizing you don't know how to cook. You sneak out of the restaurant and come back carrying a frozen pizza and a bunch of chili peppers. Fortunately, Nacho is too busy looking for his tequila bottle to notice. You go back into the kitchen and cook the pizza. When it comes out, you chop up the peppers, sprinkle them on the pizza, and sprinkle some chili flakes on it as well. When you bring the pizza out, he seems impressed, and finishes the whole thing, looking full, satisfied, and ready to fight.
"Can't be too hard, right?" She spoke softly to herself, dropping her handbag on a chair as she approached the freezers, stoves etcetera, grabbing out a pizza base, some tomato paste and several jars of red chilli.
>Attempt to make Nacho the spiciest, most delicious pizza ever created!
Nacho cools off over at the food court with a bottle of tequila, and shares it with Tara and anyone else around who appears friendly while waiting for the next boss battle.[2] Unfortunately, you seem to have lent your tequila bottle to the Heavy, who you don't expect to get it back from.
Actually don't do my previous action.[4] You make a detailed mental note of the place and set off for oh look, it's a future store! You walk in and come out carrying in a DVD player, some blank DVDs, and a MacBook Pro, because You've always wanted one. You walk back to the booth and begin recording...stuff.
Make a mental note of where the security booth is then go find a store with something that can record videos
Mission starting in 30 seconds.
A familiar voice booms over the intercom.
A familiar tune begins to play throughout the mall, AKA this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDGD7kwsxM
You can hear voices and....mumbles coming down the hall as well, and know full well what's coming.
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Post by: Caerwyn on August 23, 2012, 11:48:18 am
I have some glorious luck sometimes, eh, comrade?
Also: WOO-HOO, MALL FIGHT RTD IS FINALLY BACK!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 23, 2012, 11:53:43 am
Post by: Caerwyn on August 23, 2012, 01:07:05 pm
I honestly never liked TF2. Just not my style of game. (I'm a horrible team-player, plus I prefer single-player games over multi-player.)
Boy. The RTD forums sure has been slow these past few months...
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 23, 2012, 04:47:52 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 23, 2012, 07:50:13 pm
Tell Red Heavy to return my Tequila bottle, and then break the bottle over Red Scout's head
Post by: Yoink on August 23, 2012, 10:53:38 pm
"Ohmigosh, who're they?" She took one look at the approaching weirdoes and ducked behind a nearby potted plant, joy at her cooking success forgotten. She watched them warily from between some fern fronds. They didn't look very nice...
>Retrieve handbag, hide behind potplant!
Post by: Fireiy on August 24, 2012, 04:13:13 am
Go back to the security booth and lock the door. Preferably with Gumshoe inside with me. After that make a careful examination of the room.
Ace Backstabber Assassinations: Spyles Redgeworth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7pR-ix1Dks
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 24, 2012, 10:04:01 am
Also, Ace Backstabber Spyles Edgeworth Announce the Traitor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBDM9YI6RR8&feature=relmfu
Post by: TCM on August 25, 2012, 01:30:43 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 25, 2012, 01:33:35 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 25, 2012, 10:44:07 am
Gloriokal will have the Wind and Fire elemental's launch a sneak attack against the Medic, while Doggy and H.E.A escort him to the Video games store.
I have some glorious luck sometimes, eh, comrade?
Also: WOO-HOO, MALL FIGHT RTD IS FINALLY BACK!
((Oh, the Irony.))
[1] The Fire And Wind spirits begin fighting each other! [3 Vs. 3] They come to a stalemate. That is, they kill each other. Oh, well.
[1] Your two minions seem to have lost the location of the store, despite having been there a few seconds ago. They say absent minded, you say Dumb as Rocks. Potatoes Potatoes, Tomatoes Tomatoes.
Lou attempts Diplomacy on the Red Pyro.
[6 Vs. 4+1] Lou quickly squirts some of the Suds next to the pyro before spraying him eagerly with the flamethrower. His rubber suit prevents him taking too much damage, but end up sliding into [5] HATLAND. YES! You hear many painful screams and mumbles and...shooting? Huh. That's odd. Suddenly a flare comes shooting out of the store towards you!
[4 Vs. 3] Catching you alight! You run around aimlessly on fire. *ahem* !!ON FIRE!!
((HUZZAH! Glad to see Mall Fight's back))[2] The Heavy refuses, taking a bite of his Sandvich. He then goes for a right hook!
Tell Red Heavy to return my Tequila bottle, and then break the bottle over Red Scout's head
[4 Vs. 6+1] Which you counter by throwing the brute over your shoulder! Somehow.
...
...
HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK!?
You take the bottle from him, and look for the Scout [2] who is nowhere to be seen.
Of course...
Tara smiled as Nacho devoured the pizza. It can't have been too ba-[1] You clumsily knock over the plant while grabbing your handbag, and give on that idea, instead choosing to run out the door into...
"Ohmigosh, who're they?" She took one look at the approaching weirdoes and ducked behind a nearby potted plant, joy at her cooking success forgotten. She watched them warily from between some fern fronds. They didn't look very nice...
>Retrieve handbag, hide behind potplant!
[2] A Wall. You slide down, slumping to the ground, still not knowing what to do.
Gumshoe isn't in my inventory or in the allies place....[6] You get back to the security room and lock it with you and Gumshoe inside. Now you can't get out. At least you have a good vantage point of...the other security rooms.
Go back to the security booth and lock the door. Preferably with Gumshoe inside with me. After that make a careful examination of the room.
Ace Backstabber Assassinations: Spyles Redgeworth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7pR-ix1Dks
Wait! There's someone in one of them! A black-haired woman in Purple whose voice sounds...strangely familiar.
Oh well, you don't think much of it and start surfing Youtube on your Macbook Pro.
Random respawn.[1] You respawn in HATLAND, just as the Pyro comes sliding in. You scream like a little girl and start shooting like crazy everywhere.
Suddenly, the Pyro gets up and shoots a flare out of the store before pulling out a...lollipop? He swings it at your arm and
[6 Vs. 2] Cuts it off! Now you can be just as Punny as Gloriokal was near the beginning.
The Red Scout goes for an attack on Ankoth with the Sandman, sending a trio of balls flying!
[5 Vs. 4] All three hit the zombie warrior in the face, making him very disoriented.
The Red Soldier attacks H.E.A with the Liberty Launcher!
[6 Vs. 5] The rocket hits her in the leg, causing her to fall over!
The Red Pyro tries to escape the store!
[6] He does so! And runs into a wall. The Red Pyro is Disoriented!
The Red Demoman sets up a stickybomb trap!
[6] He's now a suicide bomber!
The Red Heavy tries to get up and attack Nacho from behind!
[1 Vs 5+1] Which only results in him getting a tequila bolle smashed over his head and getting thrown again. Into Hatland. Ow.
The Red Engineer is Erectin' a Dispenser!
(Rolling a D3 here to see what level the buildings go up to)
[3] The Dispenser is level Three!
The Red Medic Tries to heal the Heavy!
[3] A Few bruises are gone, but that's it!
The Red Sniper tries to find a high-up vantage point!
[5] He gets into a security booth overlooking the fight scene, readying his gun.
The Red Spy Disguises himself as Miles Edgeworth!
[2] He disguises himself as...Himself. Woo.
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Post by: Caerwyn on August 25, 2012, 11:15:18 am
Post by: TCM on August 25, 2012, 11:50:53 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 25, 2012, 03:20:18 pm
Fernando pimp slaps the medic into the Museum of Irreplaceable Art and then finishes off the Heavy with a pile driver!
Fernando will then attempt to help Tara off the ground.
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 25, 2012, 03:28:04 pm
Lou Stops, Drops, and Rolls, attempting to loot the gangster's body while he does so.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 25, 2012, 05:16:11 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 25, 2012, 06:10:50 pm
diplomacy
n.[mass noun] the profession, activity, or skill of managing international relations, typically by a country's representatives abroad: an extensive round of Diplomacy in the Middle East
- the art of dealing with people in a sensitive and tactful way: with perfect diplomacy, he divided his attention between Meryl and Anthea
Which is to say I was attempting to be peaceable. Not attempting Sleuth Diplomacy.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 25, 2012, 06:20:47 pm
Were you REALLY wanting to try to get him on your side? Because you would've still had to kill him to beat the boss.
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 25, 2012, 06:26:15 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 25, 2012, 11:52:33 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 26, 2012, 12:16:37 am
>Graciously accept Nacho's helping hand.
>...Then brain the nearest enemy with my pipe before diving into cover!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 04, 2012, 10:41:04 am
Gloriokal will continue with his journey to the Video Game Weapons store, making sure his two servants follow closely behind! We'll need firepower to take down these "Scouts" or whatever they are.[3] You walk around for a bit, unable to find the aforementioned store due to Ankoth's Disorientation, but soon coming across a strange bottle of yellow liquid lying on the ground next to a strange pair of goggles.
WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?!
"Ow." Discharge Uzi at Pyro.[2] You let loose a flurry of bullets at the rubber-suited man.
Or at least you would have if you had remembered to load it. It's a bit tricky to do with one arm, I guess.
Fernando: This isn't a tag team match, AWAY WITH YOU![5] Fernando slaps the Medic, and he goes flying through the air, landing in the Museum. Or, should I say, ON the museum. Upon closer inspection, it seems that he landed on a scale model of it, which happened to have the very unusual design flaw of having a MASSIVE FUCKING SPIKE COMING OUT OF IT.
Fernando pimp slaps the medic into the Museum of Irreplaceable Art and then finishes off the Heavy with a pile driver!
Fernando will then attempt to help Tara off the ground.
The Medic has died!
His weapons are in The Museum of Irreplacable Art!
[4] You climb up onto a food stand, spray the russian with ketchup, and pile-drive the SHIT out of him. Literally. That's messy. Maybe you should get the Janitor over there.
The Heavy is Dead!
HIS Weapons are next to the Generic Hot Dog Stand!
[5] You eagerly help Tara up, and she gives him a big hug!
Nacho has been infused with
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
((...Greenstar, I think our definitions of Diplomacy are very, very different.))[4] You somersault over to Charles' body, ripping the Uzi off his blt and putting it in yours!
Lou Stops, Drops, and Rolls, attempting to loot the gangster's body while he does so.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Look around to all the other security booths then look at the security cameras[2] The Glass has fogged up from all of your excessively heavy, bored breathing.
You pause for a second, before playing Tic-Tac-Toe in the fog with Gumshoe.
((Yeah, you don't leave those things vague! D: Otherwise you wake up in a ditch on the edge of town, clad in nothing but canola oil and clutching an inflatable rubber chicken.))[5] You graciously accept the lift!
>Graciously accept Nacho's helping hand.
>...Then brain the nearest enemy with my pipe before diving into cover!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
[2] You quickly look around for another enemy to fight.
There are none. Looks like Nacho took all the fun...:(
The Red Scout Drinks a Bonk! Atomic Punch!
[5] He's a Blur! Attacks won't hit him next turn!
The Red Soldier shoots the Liberty Launcher at Gloriokal!
[6+1 Vs. 3] Gloriokal is Blown to pieces! Ankoth and HEA are still fighting!
The Pyro tries to get up from the ground!
[6-1] He jumps up and picks up some extra ammo too! He is not Disoriented anymore!
The Red Demoman charges at Nacho, Eyelander Flailing!!
[1] But takes one step and blows up!
The Demoman's Equipment is by Rakes R Us!
The Red Engineer Erects a Mini-Sentry!
[5] He now has Three Mini Sentries! All Buildings are next to Metal Corps.
The Red Sniper tries to Headshot Tara!
[4+1 Vs. 5] She moves at the last second!
The Red Spy tries to Backstab Lou!
[6 Vs. 1] Lou is now Frozen!
Lou will die after next turn if he isn't hit by fire and thawed out!
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Hopefully I didn't Forget anything...
Post by: Caerwyn on September 04, 2012, 11:36:22 am
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 04, 2012, 02:29:22 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 04, 2012, 02:48:20 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 04, 2012, 02:54:40 pm
Lou tries to open fire on the general area around the Spy with his Soap Gun.
Post by: TCM on September 04, 2012, 04:34:28 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 04, 2012, 08:43:14 pm
Post by: Fireiy on September 04, 2012, 10:44:14 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 05, 2012, 01:36:25 pm
((Unless you got something else in mind Yoink?))
Post by: Yoink on September 05, 2012, 01:42:35 pm
>Channel the power of lurrrrve into Ultimate Tag-team aerial combo!
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 05, 2012, 01:57:31 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2012, 01:49:46 pm
Also, next turn I shall introduce the concept of Initiative, happily
Again, if any of you have any suggestions, please tell me. I am very sorry for the long wait, as I have no excuse except for laziness and schoolwork.
Gloriokal will grab the goggles![Free Action] You grab the goggles and put them on. WHOAH! Why does everything look...happy?
Item Gained: PYROVISION! +1 to happiness! What that means I'll decide later.
Sneak up behind the Pyro and Uzi-whip him in the head.[1] You charge at the pyro, but step into a puddle of leftover soap, sliding into the same wall he crashed into moments before.
Injury Acquired: Broken Dignity!
*Sigh* Unfog everything and try again.You push on the glass as you try to unfog it, but it breaks and you fall tumbling down to the ground below. Gumshoe looks down from the booth, yelling,
'You Okay, boss?!'
Nacho pulls off an aerial tag-team combo with Tara on the spy, knocking him into the air and launching him at the Sniper like a missile!
((Unless you got something else in mind Yoink?))
((Oh right, sounds good to me!))[6+5+2+2=15!] Tara leaps onto the shoulders of Nacho, who tosses her into the air.
>Channel the power of lurrrrve into Ultimate Tag-team aerial combo!
He himself takes a flying leap off of a nearby plant, joining Tara in the air and grabbing her hands. They proceed to kiss and do a few flips, before turning around and diving straight into the ground, sending a shockwave of rocks and love, but mostly rocks outwards, vaporizing everyone on ground level, including Edgeworth, Westley, Gloriokal, the Red Soldier, the Red Pyro, and the Red Engineer!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
The shockwave seems to have also released Lou!
((So basically I'm stuck hoping that either the Pyro will pull one of those things where a Hunter pounces on a survivor that a Smoker already had caught, or somebody steals my flamethrower?))[3] Lou squirts around the area of the now-undisguised spy, but he looks down, and steps over it, confused at your attempt to kill him.
Lou tries to open fire on the general area around the Spy with his Soap Gun.
The Red Scout runs out of bonk! He lobs a Sandman Ball at Tara!
[1 Vs. 2+2] But Nacho steps in to catch it!
The Red Sniper aims at Nacho!
[5 Vs. 1+2] Tara tries to smack the bullet out of the air, but it manages to hit him in the Left Arm! (-1 to Left Arm Based actions.)
The Red Spy Tries to go invisible and escape!
[5] He manages to get around behind Lou!
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Post by: mistertimn on September 26, 2012, 02:10:35 pm
Name: Dominic Wyatt
Occupation: Medical Scientist
Special Skill: Medicine
Quick Description: He stumbled upon it on his way to the mall to buy new shoes. He got locked in, and well, you know the rest.
Starting Item: His scientific calculator. He never leaves home without it.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2012, 02:21:04 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 26, 2012, 03:27:08 pm
Post by: mistertimn on September 26, 2012, 04:19:38 pm
Okay, just choose a spawn point. for now.
In front of the shoe store? Makes sense cause that's why he came to the mall.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 26, 2012, 04:50:58 pm
Occupation: Mad Genetic Engineer
Special Skill: Improvising Lab Gear
Quick Description: He needed to pick up some new subjects.
Starting Item: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear.
Spawn Point: Near some sort of hardware store.
EDIT: Forgot name, oops.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2012, 04:52:26 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 26, 2012, 05:04:01 pm
Good luck.
Post by: Caerwyn on September 26, 2012, 05:13:59 pm
Yay, Mall Fight RTD!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2012, 05:21:59 pm
Gloriokal will smash the goggles (Useless, the fuck does pyrovision mean, and happiness? The hell?), and hunt down the Sniper and kill him.
Yay, Mall Fight RTD!
You've obviously never played TF2. Not recently at least. I'm typing from a phone, so I can't give you a link, but it's on the TF2 wiki.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 26, 2012, 05:37:10 pm
Fernando will hurl the Sandman Ball at the Sniper with his good arm
Post by: Caerwyn on September 26, 2012, 05:39:10 pm
Gloriokal will smash the goggles (Useless, the fuck does pyrovision mean, and happiness? The hell?), and hunt down the Sniper and kill him.
Yay, Mall Fight RTD!
You've obviously never played TF2. Not recently at least. I'm typing from a phone, so I can't give you a link, but it's on the TF2 wiki.
No...No, I haven't. That's okay anyhow, I don't really care, to be honest. Meh. Just happy to play Mall Fight RTD again.
Post by: Fireiy on September 26, 2012, 06:08:36 pm
Post by: TCM on September 26, 2012, 08:00:04 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2012, 08:02:32 pm
Run around, shoot first living being I see.Spawn?
Post by: mistertimn on September 26, 2012, 10:04:41 pm
Post by: Yoink on September 27, 2012, 06:41:30 am
"That is not cool, buddy!"
Post by: TCM on September 27, 2012, 04:38:12 pm
Run around, shoot first living being I see.Spawn?
Uh, yeah. That too.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 27, 2012, 04:40:03 pm
Run around, shoot first living being I see.Spawn?
Uh, yeah. That too.
Yeah, but WHERE?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 28, 2012, 12:14:08 pm
And Gold, you're in.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 28, 2012, 12:57:46 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 28, 2012, 01:00:40 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 03:11:31 pm
I HOPED THIS WAS AN UPDATE.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 28, 2012, 03:12:51 pm
I WON'T.
I HOPED THIS WAS AN UPDATE.
Pick a spawn. And an action.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 03:14:07 pm
I WON'T.
I HOPED THIS WAS AN UPDATE.
Pick a spawn. And an action.
I thought I had...
Spawn near a mechanical or electronic shop if some kind and start building a lab.
Post by: TCM on September 28, 2012, 04:08:03 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 06:09:08 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 10:40:05 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 02:14:33 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 01:46:30 pm
Lou begins spinning around, trying to burn everything. Everything.[3] Lou squirts a bit of soap at his feet, and starts spinning around in it. He slides around for a bit, before slamming into another wall, and not really succeeding in burning anything but a shoe store and his eyebrows. Phooey.
Okay, just choose a spawn point. for now.
In front of the shoe store? Makes sense cause that's why he came to the mall.
I call out to see if anyone else if in the mall.[2] Walking out of Shoe-A-Palooza, you find the mall...empty. Ish. You let out a meager cry for help, but it doesn't seem anyone heard it. You put on your ill-gotten shoes and sulk for a bit.
Gloriokal will smash the goggles (Useless, the fuck does pyrovision mean, and happiness? The hell?), and hunt down the Sniper and kill him.
Yay, Mall Fight RTD!
That was worth the wait :D
Fernando will hurl the Sandman Ball at the Sniper with his good arm
>Tara will march RIGHT UP TO that ASSHOLE SNIPER and BEAT THE EVERLOVING POOP OUT OF HIM with her pipe.[3, 4, 5] Gloriokal tosses the goggles into a wall, cracking them a bit, before storming off to find the sniper. He finds him still looking through his scope, but is too tired out by his romp through the mall to go up and get him.
"That is not cool, buddy!"
Nacho, however, has better luck, using his good arm to whip the Sandman baseball all the way to the Sniper's perch, stunning both him and Nacho for a while. Nacho is in severe pain, and is bleeding heavily from his arm.
Finally, Tara runs as fast as she can, and makes it up to the tower in time to see the sniper get beaned with a baseball. She pulls out her pipe, and [5 vs. 1] whacks him in the head, splattering blood all over the screens and the glass. She feels proud. And dirty. VERY dirty. Eww.
Spawn outside of the security booth I was in.
You spawn just in time to witness the other security booth's window turn dark red.
Run around, shoot first living being I see.
You spawn, and run around shooting [1] Miles and [5] The Scout! Yay! But...Actually, still yay!
Spawn near a mechanical or electronic shop if some kind and start building a lab.[1] You enter the mall, and are immediately surrounded by nothing. Really. Nothing. There's not a store in sight.
Surely you're not the only one to have this happen to them...right?
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Caerwyn, have you forgotten about your creations? They're just standing there! :D
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 03:23:32 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 04:56:12 pm
Repeat previous action. Try to avoid people, but knock them out and call them volunteers if I find someone.
((You may want to revise that, as you guys are the only ones in the mall, besides the spy, and you're repeating exactly what happened to Edgeworth earlier.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 05:25:09 pm
Repeat previous action. Try to avoid people, but knock them out and call them volunteers if I find someone.
((You may want to revise that, as you guys are the only ones in the mall, besides the spy, and you're repeating exactly what happened to Edgeworth earlier.
Okay.
Set up shop, and try to find a volunteer.
Post by: Fireiy on October 03, 2012, 06:53:48 pm
Post by: TCM on October 03, 2012, 07:05:20 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on October 03, 2012, 07:28:32 pm
Gloriokal will have his servants follow him from now on, unless specifically ordered not to. Then, head over to Yoink and try to kill him. Oh, and Gloriokal's servants will help.
Post by: Yoink on October 04, 2012, 01:33:41 am
Tara will pilfer a handful of paper napkins and make an attempt at cleaning the blood & brains etc from her person, and then tuck the pipe back away in her handbag and return to Nacho's side, keeping a wary eye out for any more of those nutcases.
"Soooo... Um, well, that was random. Whoah. Oh jeez, you're hurt and stuff!"
>Clean self with napkins, and then grab more to attempt to staunch Nacho's bleeding!
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on October 04, 2012, 02:44:10 am
Nacho congratulates Tara and lets her fix his wound while watching her back in case any other challengers approach!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 04, 2012, 10:32:50 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on October 04, 2012, 10:51:16 am
Thank Tara for her help and then promptly uppercut the Spy into the stratosphere!
Post by: ReDeadEr on October 04, 2012, 05:41:24 pm
Lou will keep his back to a wall and saturate the surrounding area with Glorious, Cleansing Fire.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 04, 2012, 05:43:06 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2012, 01:33:42 pm
I've nagged him several times to update his RTDs too...
Post by: mistertimn on October 09, 2012, 02:01:21 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 06, 2012, 05:12:18 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 09:32:09 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 10:57:19 am
[1] You attempt to set up shop in your little corner of nowhere, but only succeed in creating a small bonfire out of the floor tiles. And your flesh.Repeat previous action. Try to avoid people, but knock them out and call them volunteers if I find someone.
((You may want to revise that, as you guys are the only ones in the mall, besides the spy, and you're repeating exactly what happened to Edgeworth earlier.
Okay.
Set up shop, and try to find a volunteer.
Spawn inside the security booth I was in.[4] You spawn inside, and look out the smashed window to see your corpse laying there. You hop down and loot it for extra supplies.
Item obtained: EXTRA BRIEFCASE!
Find mo' people, then mo' shooting.You run around for a bit, eventually bumping into...well...nothing. You've followed the same path as two before you, and are now in Nowhere. Yes, you've just now read the sign blatantly hanging above your head reading
WELCOME TO NOWHERE
HOPE YOU HAVE FUN!
So yeah. You do happen across a one-man Burning Man festival, though. You fire a couple rounds into the flames,
[6 Vs. 1] and they go right through the feller's...everything. Seriously. They even put out the fire so you can loot him! SCORE!
Item collected: Lab Gear Improv Toolbox!
Right, I did forget about them. Hm.[3] You wander around with your minions for a while, Ankoth and THEA wandering closely behind, before you encounter a food court with a lot of napkins scattered around, mostly covered in blood of all sorts. You kneel down and sniff it.
Gloriokal will have his servants follow him from now on, unless specifically ordered not to. Then, head over to Yoink and try to kill him. Oh, and Gloriokal's servants will help.
[Blood Recognition roll:2] Hmm...You seem to be smelling a lot of Russian, German, and Tomato on Rye. But no Yoinkish blood. Phooey.
((Yoink? Him? ??? I am doubly confused. Who is this 'Yoink' fellow?))[3 The fuq? So many!] You wipe yourself off, getting most of the brains and chunky stuff off, but decide to leave the blood on. Partly because you're lazy, partly because you think Nacho thinks it looks cute.
Tara will pilfer a handful of paper napkins and make an attempt at cleaning the blood & brains etc from her person, and then tuck the pipe back away in her handbag and return to Nacho's side, keeping a wary eye out for any more of those nutcases.
"Soooo... Um, well, that was random. Whoah. Oh jeez, you're hurt and stuff!"
>Clean self with napkins, and then grab more to attempt to staunch Nacho's bleeding!
"OH HO HO HO! That went well, excellent work!"[5] Tara manages to patch up the wound perfectly, despite only having paper napkins to use, and you end up singing a love song to her on the broken guitar. Somehow. Oh well, you're manly and Mexican, so it works. Once you reach the final verse, you stand up and turn around to see a frenchman in a red balaclava, just standing there. He doesn't seem to notice you. Despite staring right at you.
((A SPY!?))
Thank Tara for her help and then promptly uppercut the Spy into the stratosphere!
[5 Vs. 1] You rip the cigarette out of his mout, using it to light his balaclava on fire. You then punch him into the stratosphere. You turn back to Tara, finishing the song, just as the Spy comes crashing back to Earth. Somewhere.
The litle message pops up on your watch, announcing to everyone the defeat of the boss!
BOSS BEATEN!
FINAL BLOW: FERNANDO TREJO
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
(Didn't I have an Uzi I looted off of TCM's guy?(I forgot his name. Chuck something?) I don't see it in Lou's inventory.)[3 Feck.] You keep your back to a wall. In a sense. You're sitting in the indent the OTHER Pyro made in it earlier. You stare longingly at your Hat Store, wondering if it's gotten fed yet. You hop out, put down your weapons, and lay down, looking through the indestructible skylight up at the stars. And the sky. And the Burning Frenchman falling down out of the sky.
Lou will keep his back to a wall and saturate the surrounding area with Glorious, Cleansing Fire.
...You hear a loud SPLAT as he lands, splattered on the skylight above, ruining the beautiful view! The bastard...
You get up, and press on, just as another man walks up.
I decide to head to the food court. Maybe everyone is there. That taco place had a special today apparently.You look around, wandering around for a bit, before ending up outside a hat store. Hm...You also look up to see a wonderful mess of...something. You spend a few minutes staring at it, trying to figure out it's mysteries, before giving up and staring at the hat store for a while, contemplating whether or not to go in.
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Sorry for the INCREDIBLY long wait. I kinda....well, I have no excuse except school. So school.
Post by: Caerwyn on November 06, 2012, 11:54:51 am
Post by: Fireiy on November 06, 2012, 07:03:19 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 08:17:31 pm
Gloriokal's gonna go and KILL THE NEAREST PERSON in a flurry of RAGE. His pets will follow suit, too. KILL. KILL. KILL!
PICK A MELEE WEAPON!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 06, 2012, 08:19:30 pm
Respawn near the attempt, and try again.
I am going to get a lab before I get any test subjects!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 08:21:11 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 06, 2012, 08:25:54 pm
:(
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 06, 2012, 08:28:19 pm
Post by: TCM on November 06, 2012, 08:30:07 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 08:30:55 pm
Wait a sec, I tried to take some of the TF2 bosses for test subjects....??? ...No you didn't.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 06, 2012, 08:36:58 pm
I could have sworn I had tried to find the Scout, at least...Wait a sec, I tried to take some of the TF2 bosses for test subjects....??? ...No you didn't.
Edit: I WAS PLANNING TO!
I PROMISE TO EXPERIMENT ON THE NEXT BOSS!!
Post by: Fireiy on November 06, 2012, 10:30:47 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 06, 2012, 10:40:24 pm
Lou will find somewhere nice and peaceful to set up a makeshift base/defensive position.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 06, 2012, 10:41:29 pm
And if the next boss is uncapturable?...That's like asking, "What if the air next round is unbreathable?" It's highly unlikely and nigh impossible without GM fiat, and even if it happens my character's going to capture/breathe or die trying!
Post by: Yoink on November 06, 2012, 11:24:30 pm
Tara was feeling a bit lost right now, slightly dazed by all the bloody madness she'd witnessed. She wiped her gory palms on her jeans without realising what she was doing, then grimaced.
"Um, are we still trying to get out of here?" She lowered her voice slightly as she said it, as though that would somehow stop the maniac running this place from hearing her.
She glanced around for anything useful in the surrounding area.
>Search the area, loot some of those dead bosses of any useful gear. Try not to get any more blood on me.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 07, 2012, 03:51:47 am
"Those last fighters likely weren't the last we will face. Before we move on and continue our search for an exit we should prepare ourselves, both physically and mentally, in case we need to fight again. If that should happen, then I promise to protect you with all my might!"
Nacho will continue to protect Tara and will assist her in searching the current area for any useful gear and an exit.
As for his free melee weapon, Nacho prefers to fight with his fists so he will request indestructible war gauntlets!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 07, 2012, 10:30:13 am
OOH, WHAT GREAT IDEAS!And if the next boss is uncapturable?What if the air next round is unbreathable?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 07, 2012, 05:49:40 pm
"So, uh, where to now, Nacho?"
Tara was feeling a bit lost right now, slightly dazed by all the bloody madness she'd witnessed. She wiped her gory palms on her jeans without realising what she was doing, then grimaced.
"Um, are we still trying to get out of here?" She lowered her voice slightly as she said it, as though that would somehow stop the maniac running this place from hearing her.
She glanced around for anything useful in the surrounding area.
>Search the area, loot some of those dead bosses of any useful gear. Try not to get any more blood on me.
Pick your Melee weapon, dude.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 07, 2012, 05:50:35 pm
Well then we burn him/her/it. With fire.
Lou will find somewhere nice and peaceful to set up a makeshift base/defensive position.
Look through the Improv Lab Gear Toolbox.You guys too.
Post by: Yoink on November 07, 2012, 07:30:08 pm
She gave a slightly bashful shrug to Nacho. "Hey, I already have my pipe, after all."
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 07, 2012, 07:47:27 pm
Maybe some kind of Polearm? Like a Voulge or a Guisarme. Maybe a Glaive-Guisarme. Which is basically a sword and some stabby bits, on a pole.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2012, 08:34:59 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 07, 2012, 08:57:34 pm
If I get to respawn, and I promise I'll keep my promise better than any president elected in the past decade or so has if I can, I'll have a high-tech toolbox as my melee weapon. If I need one.If you ever get a melee weapon of choice as a reward, I'll remember that.
Turn tomorrow.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2012, 09:38:27 pm
Post by: TCM on November 07, 2012, 09:56:48 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on November 07, 2012, 10:09:39 pm
I'll take the blade of gangsters: A Katana.
*CrrshHAKCHhackcoughweeabocoughhackcoughsniffle*
Man, my noise is really getting stuffy in here.
Post by: Yoink on November 07, 2012, 10:10:59 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 08, 2012, 08:36:47 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 08, 2012, 09:25:05 am
Post by: TCM on November 08, 2012, 03:46:57 pm
*CrrshHAKCHhackcoughweeabocoughhackcoughsniffle*
Man, my noise is really getting stuffy in here.
((I'm... Not sure quite what gangsters ever had to do with katanas. :-\ Unless perhaps you mean those Yakuza-flavoured ones from Japan.))
(Yeah, a gangster melee weapon would either be a baseball bat or a nail bat, depending on if we're talking about the mob or modern gangs.)
((TCM, you're more of a Mafia-Type Gangster, so a Baseball bat would be a bit more fitting. However, it's your choice, so you can have a Katana if you want. Besides, the Yakuza used Nunchaku more often.))
.......
Wesley is more a street gang drug dealer as would be found in America. Whenever rappers discuss the usage of swords, the Katana is the most alluded to. When's the last time a rapper has been portrayed with a Broadsword or Claymore? When it comes to fighting, Feudal Oriental weapons and styles hold much more prevalence over it's Western counterparts in the rap game.
That's my thoughts.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 08, 2012, 05:16:12 pm
*CrrshHAKCHhackcoughweeabocoughhackcoughsniffle*
Man, my noise is really getting stuffy in here.((I'm... Not sure quite what gangsters ever had to do with katanas. :-\ Unless perhaps you mean those Yakuza-flavoured ones from Japan.))(Yeah, a gangster melee weapon would either be a baseball bat or a nail bat, depending on if we're talking about the mob or modern gangs.)((TCM, you're more of a Mafia-Type Gangster, so a Baseball bat would be a bit more fitting. However, it's your choice, so you can have a Katana if you want. Besides, the Yakuza used Nunchaku more often.))
.......
Wesley is more a street gang drug dealer as would be found in America. Whenever rappers discuss the usage of swords, the Katana is the most alluded to. When's the last time a rapper has been portrayed with a Broadsword or Claymore? When it comes to fighting, Feudal Oriental weapons and styles hold much more prevalence over it's Western counterparts in the rap game.
That's my thoughts.ALSO CUZ YOU A BUNCH OF IGNORANT HONKEYS
Eh. I hate rap, so I wouldn't know. Also, I've never heard a rap song about Swords at all, so....yeah.
Post by: TCM on November 08, 2012, 05:56:23 pm
*CrrshHAKCHhackcoughweeabocoughhackcoughsniffle*
Man, my noise is really getting stuffy in here.((I'm... Not sure quite what gangsters ever had to do with katanas. :-\ Unless perhaps you mean those Yakuza-flavoured ones from Japan.))(Yeah, a gangster melee weapon would either be a baseball bat or a nail bat, depending on if we're talking about the mob or modern gangs.)((TCM, you're more of a Mafia-Type Gangster, so a Baseball bat would be a bit more fitting. However, it's your choice, so you can have a Katana if you want. Besides, the Yakuza used Nunchaku more often.))
.......
Wesley is more a street gang drug dealer as would be found in America. Whenever rappers discuss the usage of swords, the Katana is the most alluded to. When's the last time a rapper has been portrayed with a Broadsword or Claymore? When it comes to fighting, Feudal Oriental weapons and styles hold much more prevalence over it's Western counterparts in the rap game.
That's my thoughts.ALSO CUZ YOU A BUNCH OF IGNORANT HONKEYS
Eh. I hate rap, so I wouldn't know. Also, I've never heard a rap song about Swords at all, so....yeah.
That's understandable. I didn't come to the Bay12 Forums looking for Hip-hop enthusiasts. There's other forums for that.
Though yes, there are quite a number of rap songs about swords. :3
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 08, 2012, 08:57:59 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 03:42:40 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 03:45:27 pm
I burst the fuck inside, land-sliding right next to RaN.
"HELLO, ST. LOUIS!"
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 03:49:20 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 03:50:01 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 03:51:00 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 03:51:31 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 03:52:16 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 03:58:56 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:02:08 pm
I head for Radioshack.
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:03:36 pm
"So, anyways, who do you think hangs out in here?"
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:04:42 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:06:42 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:07:39 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:08:24 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:08:49 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:11:01 pm
I leave and come back with multiple pens, pencils and sheets of paper.
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:32:43 pm
I put pen to paper.
Name: RaNDM
Occupation: Fighter
Special Skill: Playing God With Man's Creation
Quick Description: Wait, I just wanted to go to the Mall.
Starting Item: Wallet Fetch Modus
"I... I think I just wrote a character sheet."
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:35:24 pm
I start writing.
Name: Martintox
Occupation: Mall Fighter
Special Skill: Offensiveness For The Sake of It
Quick Description: I wanted to go to the Mall, but nope, I ended up here.
Starting Item: Epsilon (a katana, it's not really important)
"...OK, this isn't what I wanted to write."
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:42:39 pm
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:44:59 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:46:47 pm
I snake some batteries and head back to the main entrance.
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:47:47 pm
"Let's not come back here."
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:49:19 pm
"Tox... Isn't this where we came in?"
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:52:04 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 04:57:26 pm
The doors are sealed.
"Ah fuck."
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 04:58:15 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 10, 2012, 05:00:31 pm
I wander around looking for another exit.
Post by: Martintox on November 10, 2012, 05:01:12 pm
I follow RaN.
And no one ever heard of us again.
Post by: TCM on November 10, 2012, 06:53:26 pm
LOOK AT ME I MADE TWO ACCOUNTS WOOOOOO
EDIT: Whoops, you two are actual guys. Okay.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 10, 2012, 07:50:14 pm
Scratch that, ARE you guys wanting to join? Because...I'm not sure anymore.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 10, 2012, 09:44:07 pm
Gloriokal's gonna go and KILL THE NEAREST PERSON in a flurry of RAGE. His pets will follow suit, too. KILL. KILL. KILL! His Melee Weapon will be a chinese Shaolin Shovel.[4] A rope slowly lowers down a shovel/blade/staff/thingy in front of you, and you snatch it down, giving it a quick twirl. Hmm...Seems sturdy enough. You bend down, and follow the trail of blood leading off, managing to sneak up behind Nacho and Tara, both seemingly oblivious of your presence.
Let Gumshoe out of the booth. Walk around and try to find a shop. Melee weapon: Fire extinguisher.[5] You watch, as a floor panel flips outward, and a bright red fire extinguisher rises out, gleaming in the light. You snatch it up and turn around to see that gumshoe found a way out himself. And hey! He seems to have picked up an extra revolver. That'd come in handy!
I had forgotten about this![4] After about half an hour of painstaking work, you manage to construct a moderately large dome with a wood interior and floor tile exterior. You head inside, and set up your lab. Although, this only consists of a folding table, a set of surgical tools, and an unknown machine with large handles and a few loose wires on the end. Oh well, you won't know until you try it.
Respawn near the attempt, and try again.
I am going to get a lab before I get any test subjects!
Look through the Improv Lab Gear Toolbox.[6] You manage to get it open with little trouble besides a smoke bomb that goes off, blinding you for a few seconds. Inside it, you find four items! A [5] Tazer, a [4] Bone Saw, a [4] Blood bag, and a [4] medium sized knife. As you pack up the now-empety container, you hear a loud clatter behind you, and turn around. A shiny metal blade lies on the ground, and you pick it up and place it in that sheath you happen to carry around for no reason and had no purpose until now.
Well then we burn him/her/it. With fire.
Lou will find somewhere nice and peaceful to set up a makeshift base/defensive position.
(Oh, I kinda thought Fernando was the only one who was getting a weapon, since he landed the killing blow.)[6 God, what is with the semi-good rolls!?] You run around for a bit, eventually walking straight into a wall and bruising your face. Again. But you do happen to notice that's it's the wall of a blade store. You walk in to find most of the shelves knocked over, which you then pick up to form a few barricades and walls for a significant base. However, once all the swords are cleaned up sufficiently, you notice one, standing upright in the middle of the room. A long blade with a few sharp prongs on either side of it, on a pole. You snatch it up, holstering your other weapons and sitting down, having been exhausted by the workout.
Maybe some kind of Polearm? Like a Voulge or a Guisarme. Maybe a Glaive-Guisarme. Which is basically a sword and some stabby bits, on a pole.
"So, uh, where to now, Nacho?"[4] You manage to salvage the Spy's Spy-cicle, the Soldier's Righteous Bison, the Demo's Loch'n'Load, and the Medic's Medigun, which is surprisingly light. You hand the Loch to Nacho, who graciously accepts it. You pocket the Spy-cicle, holster the Bison, and sling the Medigun over your back.
Tara was feeling a bit lost right now, slightly dazed by all the bloody madness she'd witnessed. She wiped her gory palms on her jeans without realising what she was doing, then grimaced.
"Um, are we still trying to get out of here?" She lowered her voice slightly as she said it, as though that would somehow stop the maniac running this place from hearing her.
She glanced around for anything useful in the surrounding area.
>Search the area, loot some of those dead bosses of any useful gear. Try not to get any more blood on me.
Nacho had clearly been enjoying himself, having just emerged victorious from a satisfying battle with a bloody Tara by his side. However, he could see that Tara was still not quite used to the battlefield that was this Mall of Death. Therefore, it was Nacho's duty as a heroic luchadore to continue to protect her and possibly help her to escape, and if that proved impossible then perhaps Nacho could at least protect Tara long enough for her to become a warrior like himself.[Same] Among the wreckage, Nacho and Tar come across an area with several burnt out lights. The single light still operating shines down upon both a pair of War Gauntlets and a set of Nail extensions. Tara runs over, picking up both and handing the Nails over to Nacho. Quickly realizing her mistake, she switches them. No exit is found, however.
"Those last fighters likely weren't the last we will face. Before we move on and continue our search for an exit we should prepare ourselves, both physically and mentally, in case we need to fight again. If that should happen, then I promise to protect you with all my might!"
Nacho will continue to protect Tara and will assist her in searching the current area for any useful gear and an exit.
As for his free melee weapon, Nacho prefers to fight with his fists so he will request indestructible war gauntlets!
Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on November 10, 2012, 09:47:57 pm
Post by: Fireiy on November 10, 2012, 09:50:22 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 10, 2012, 10:22:54 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 10, 2012, 10:25:57 pm
Capture subject!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 10, 2012, 10:28:25 pm
Lou will deface the sign outside of the Blade Store to say 'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP' Store.OHGODWHYAREYOUTRYINGTOCONFUSEME.
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 10, 2012, 10:45:26 pm
Lou will deface the sign outside of the Blade Store to say 'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP' Store.OHGODWHYAREYOUTRYINGTOCONFUSEME.
Relax, just remember it like this:
Incredible Hat Store: Actual hat store
'INCREDIBLE HAT STORE': INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP store
'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP store': Lou's base/Repurposed Blade Store
You could assign colors, if you want.
Post by: Caerwyn on November 10, 2012, 11:26:41 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 11, 2012, 12:07:58 am
I stop in my tracks.
"Tox, what do you think?... Tox?"
I look behind me. Aisles and aisles of stalls and storefronts stretch down the hall. Tox is nowhere in sight. He's gone.
I follow the laughter.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 11, 2012, 12:18:07 am
"Great. Evil laughter. That's always a good sign."So. Buddy. You in?
Post by: RaNDM on November 11, 2012, 12:24:08 am
So. Buddy. You in?
"Okay disembodied voice. I'll play your game."
RaN: Acquire sharp and pointed objects.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 11, 2012, 02:22:35 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 11, 2012, 11:32:53 am
So. Buddy. You in?
"Okay disembodied voice. I'll play your game."
RaN: Acquire sharp and pointed objects.
A message pops up on your watch.
REVISED SHEET:
Name: RaNDM
Occupation: Fighter
Special Skill: Playing God With Man's Creation
Quick Description: Wait, I just wanted to go to the Mall.
Starting Item: Wallet Fetch Modus
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and...a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
PLEASE CLIRIFY 'WALLET FETCH MODUS'
ACCEPT SHEET? Y/N
Post by: RaNDM on November 11, 2012, 07:24:09 pm
ACCEPT SHEET? Y/N
Y
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2012, 01:07:53 pm
Go look for someone to shoot. If found, do so.[5] You wander through shops for but a couple minutes before coming across not one, not two, but THREE WHOLE PEOPLE to shoot! You check how much ammo you have and [1] you have one bullet. Phooey. Well, if you aim well, you'll be able to take at least one out.
You decide to aim at [2] Gloriokal, as he seems to be trying to kill the others. If you kill him, you might have an alliance! W00t.
You take aim and [4+1] the bullet passes directly through his ear, brain, and other ear! But the bullet keeps going! It bounces off of a large metal jug on display, and ricochets back towards [6] Nacho! The bullet [5] Goes directly through the back of his head, and comes out his eye! AND IT KEEPS GOING. It flies towards Tara, [5] going through her neck and plopping out onto the floor! You watch as they all fall to the ground, dead. You walk over to the bullet, and notice that it's still fit for use! Somehow...
As you load it back into your gun, a message pops up on your watch!
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
You go to loot the bodies, but Tara, Nacho, and Gloriokal's gear all sinks into the floor, reappearing...who knows where?
Go and find a working security booth[2] You look around, jump up on ledges, even let Gumshoe lift you up onto his shoulders, but not a single working security booth can be found. Hm. Maybe you should just stick to the one you were in before...
Lou will deface the sign outside of the Blade Store to say 'INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP' Store.[1] In your haste, you end up defacing the INCREDIBLE HAT STORE back to the INCREDIBLY LETHAL TRAP STORE., basically nullifying your clever trap! Drat these brain farts, messing with all of my master plans. While you curse yourself in front of the store, the sign teeters precariously on its perch, before tumbling down towards you!
[5 Vs. 4] You mange to roll out of the way just in time for it to pin just your foot to the ground. And it hurts. A lot. You try to get out, and [4] manage to do so, without injuring your ankle in the process. It's a bit bruised, but that's about it.
Locate subject![3] You run around clumsily for a while, before bumping into the back of Charles Westly, in the middle of choosing his new weapon! He has a gun! YOU have a little unknown device and a few scalpels. You feel you have an advantage, so you pounce!
Capture subject!
[1 Vs. 4-1(Surprised)] You fall flat on your face as he whips around and jumps back pointing his gun at you!
[1+1-1(Used Bullet) Vs. 1] But his gun jams! He tries to UZI Whip you!
[5 Vs. 1] And knocks teeth out! And blood! And a lot of your dignity! Undeterred, you leap up, wielding the little machine!
[5 IT'S A TAZER!] [5 Vs. 3] You leap up, shoving the electrical machine in Charles' face, and he leaps back in pain! He clutches his nose, and realizes it's burnt! He shakes off the shock passing through his body, and stands up, ready for another attack!
Caerwyn and Co will now MURDER ONE OF THE TWO UNSUSPECTING FOOLS! MUWAHAHAHA!Lolnope.
[4] Stainless steel umbrella and CDs GET! You also manage to find a roll of duct tape and a single saw blade. What could you do with THESE?So. Buddy. You in?
"Okay disembodied voice. I'll play your game."
RaN: Acquire sharp and pointed objects.
Equip War Gauntlets, and then respond to Gloriokal apropriatelyMORENOPE
After about three minutes, the three who died respawn, with their newly gotten items in front of them. They get a prompt on their watch.
Would everyone move to the Food Court, section D.
In the middle of their fight, Charles and Harold both get a message on their watches.
Would everyone move to the Food Court, section D.
Edgeworth, in the middle of his search, gets a prompt, as well as the newcomer, RaNDM.
Would everyone move to the Food Court, section D.
As everyone arrives at the court, there is a certain tension between them, especially between Gloriokal and, well, everyone. A piece of music, not unlike the previous fight, plays over the intercom, as a set of dark figures slowly emerges from the shadows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNza29u5zMY&feature=relmfu
Red
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres, Charizard, Venusaur, Blastoise
Ethan
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Meganium, Typhlosion, Feraligator, Lugia, Ho-oh, Entei
May
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza, Groudon, Kyogre, Blaziken, Sceptile, Swampert
Dawn
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Giratana, Arceus, Regigigas, Torterra, Infernape, Empoleon
Hilbert
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Serperior, Samurott, Emboar, Reshiram, Genesect, Landorus
Red throws out Charizard! It has Flare Blitz, Heat Wave, Inferno, and Earthquake!
Ethan throws out Meganium! It has Solarbeam, Razor Leaf, Petal Dance, and Energy Ball!
May throws out Swampert! It has Earthquake, Muddy water, Hammer Arm, and Blizzard!
Dawn throws out Regigigas! It has Fire Punch, Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, and Giga Impact!
Hilbert throws out Genesect! It's holding a Chill Drive! It has Techno Blast, Zap Cannon, Tri-Attack, and Self-Destruct!
Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
Hopefully everything is here!
Post by: Caerwyn on November 26, 2012, 01:37:15 pm
Gloriokal and co will run up to the "May" person and smash/slash/rend! Ignore the animals they summoned.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2012, 01:41:53 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 26, 2012, 02:43:20 pm
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2012, 03:24:20 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2012, 03:30:54 pm
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2012, 03:33:22 pm
((TCM, did you read the Abbr things on the weapons? It's my first time using them, and I don't know if I should add, like, an underline to show that it's there?))
((Abbr?))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2012, 03:41:59 pm
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2012, 03:44:54 pm
((Abbreviation. Hover over the now-underlined words with your mouse.
((I'll check it when I get on a computer later.))
((EDIT: It works. I'll take the syringe gun. I still get my gun bonus correct?))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 26, 2012, 06:31:19 pm
It's Super Effective!
(Aim for Swampert, that sounds like a water type.)
Post by: Fireiy on November 26, 2012, 06:52:54 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZtBmMb4kDY
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 26, 2012, 11:36:42 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 27, 2012, 12:24:29 am
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 27, 2012, 12:55:36 am
Lou uses Flamethower on Meganium!
Post by: TCM on November 27, 2012, 05:24:36 pm
Even though the Pokemon Trainers are invincible, can we still hurt them? With pain? Like what I attack someone's Pokemon and then throw a chair at them?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 27, 2012, 05:51:07 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 27, 2012, 05:52:57 pm
>Freak the fuck out! Keep away from the light! ...Or are you supposed to go towards it? Damn, I don't remember.
>Freak out more!
Post by: TCM on November 27, 2012, 06:20:02 pm
Okay, so you're gonna stick with the Syringe Gun? And...do you mean just because you feel like it? Out of Spite?
Yeah, Syringe Gun.
I say that as a realistic attack. The Trainers can't bark out attacks very well if a flying chair slams into their face.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 27, 2012, 08:14:53 pm
"Oh my god oh my god I'm dead!"You respawned already...and you're in the middlen of a pokemon battle...
>Freak the fuck out! Keep away from the light! ...Or are you supposed to go towards it? Damn, I don't remember.
>Freak out more!
But I'll still take freaking out as a suitable action.
Ah, so like, say, you hit them, the pokemon won't obey and will use a randomly selected move. Seems about right.Okay, so you're gonna stick with the Syringe Gun? And...do you mean just because you feel like it? Out of Spite?
Yeah, Syringe Gun.
I say that as a realistic attack. The Trainers can't bark out attacks very well if a flying chair slams into their face.
Post by: Fireiy on November 27, 2012, 09:44:09 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 28, 2012, 12:55:35 am
Post by: Fireiy on November 28, 2012, 03:52:40 am
Use Psyche Locks! Avoid Charizard and Swampert
Fictional level: Level 80 Prosecutor
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 28, 2012, 10:57:38 am
Post by: RaNDM on November 28, 2012, 08:52:02 pm
[4] Stainless steel umbrella and CDs GET! You also manage to find a roll of duct tape and a single saw blade. What could you do with THESE?
I have no idea. I just captchalogue everything, setting the saw blade for eject.
I stop and stare at the ongoing battle.
"This is surreal."
I look at the crowd of fighters. They don't look like a friendly bunch, especially the big guy with the gauntlets.
The trainers are punks though. Fighting monsters is not my idea of fun, but the trainers shouldn't be too hard to handle.
RaN: Distract the trainers by addressing them as underprivileged rabble, insinuating that they are too old for pocket monsters.
"HEY LOSERS! AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD FOR POCKET MONSTERS?!"
Post by: Fireiy on November 28, 2012, 11:44:10 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also new action.
Challenge Dawn. Use Psyche Locks. Defense greatly rose!
Also, do I have to roll for these or are they auto-success? For that matter, do the Pokemon have to roll?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 29, 2012, 12:21:23 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 11:43:15 am
Harold uses Taze!You run up to the giant beast and attempt to taze!
It's Super Effective!
(Aim for Swampert, that sounds like a water type.)
[Auto 3] It's not very effective! He get's a slight shock, but that's it!
I recognize....Uh, venosaur, blastoise, charizard...Uh...And that's it. Huh. I haven't played pokemon in years.[1 Vs. 2] As you run up, flailing your razor-sharp shovel, May looks over, and bashes you in the face with one of the empty pokeballs! You fall to the floor, and touch your nose. You're not sure if that's red paint or blood, but SHE RUINED YOUR PERFECT NOSE.
Gloriokal and co will run up to the "May" person and smash/slash/rend! Ignore the animals they summoned.
May takes the time to try and curb-stomp you. Man, she's tough!
[1 Vs. 4] You roll out of the way just in time for her to slam her foot into the ground. Literally. There's now a hole in the ground and her foot is stuck in it. She can still call out attacks, though.
Shake off the initial shock of having brains blown out, and then SEISMIC TOSS CHARIZARD at RED![3 Vs. 5] You quickly jog over to Charizard and attempt to grab it by the tail. He does not like the idea. Being, say, three times your size, he flicks his tail, sending you flying into a wall. Burning. Did I mention his tail has a flame? It does. Don't grab there.
Grab the Syringe Gun, run to the food court. Spray Syringes at the Pokemon and then hide in a nearby restaurant.You grab the Syringe Gun, leaving the Bow and endless Quiver of arrows there to disappear into the floor. You run back to the food court, executing a perfect matrix leap and [1] Shooting syringes straight up. All of which land in your chest. Ow.
[Roll for Syringe amount = 26]
All 26. Ew...
[Roll for turns infected = 5]
((...Oh.))It's Super Effective! [5] Meganium lights up like a torch, screaming and running around madly. Making a creature probably 5 times as large as you do that is quite a feat. In its little rampage, he manages to kick Ethan into a shelf knocking him out cold this turn!
Lou uses Flamethower on Meganium!
"Oh my god oh my god I'm dead!"[3] You freak out a bit, but get tired of it. You realize you are not dead. Anymore. And there are several giant beast right in front of you. Hm. Maybe you should've freaked out a bit more.
>Freak the fuck out! Keep away from the light! ...Or are you supposed to go towards it? Damn, I don't remember.
>Freak out more!
No idea. Though looking more closely at the video I'd have to say it goes a bit more towards Psychic. Though here are the Weaknesses and Resistances that I know of:[6] Edgeworth used Psyche Locks! Defense rose by 2! Attack fell by 1!And completely not restricted to 4 moves.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also new action.
Challenge Dawn. Use Psyche Locks. Defense greatly rose!
Also, do I have to roll for these or are they auto-success? For that matter, do the Pokemon have to roll?
[2] "I'M A LOSER WHO'S WAY TOO OLD FOR POCKET MONSTERS! HA!" Once you realize what you just said, you decide to go hide in the nearest corner.[4] Stainless steel umbrella and CDs GET! You also manage to find a roll of duct tape and a single saw blade. What could you do with THESE?
I have no idea. I just captchalogue everything, setting the saw blade for eject.
I stop and stare at the ongoing battle.
"This is surreal."
I look at the crowd of fighters. They don't look like a friendly bunch, especially the big guy with the gauntlets.
The trainers are punks though. Fighting monsters is not my idea of fun, but the trainers shouldn't be too hard to handle.
RaN: Distract the trainers by addressing them as underprivileged rabble, insinuating that they are too old for pocket monsters.
"HEY LOSERS! AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD FOR POCKET MONSTERS?!"
BOSS TURNS!
((First an Accuracy Roll, then an attack Vs. Defense Roll!))
Red Tells Charizard to use Inferno!
[9] But it failed!
Ethan is out cold! Megainum charges up solarbeam! He's aiming at...[1] Fernando! It will hit next turn!
Meganium gets hurt by its burn! it does 20 damage!
Swampert uses Muddy Water[/u] on Harold!
[4] It hits!
[6 + 1] A large wave of mud floods to food court, burying Harold, Meganium, and Lou!
[Defense Rolls: 4, 1, 1] Harold manages to hold on to life and climb out of the dirty river! Meganium and Lou, however, fainted!
The water subsides, and Lou's body and items disappear for now!
Dawn tells Regigigas to use Thunderpunch on...
[4] Tara!
[2 Vs. 2] But she dodges!
Hilbert tells Genesect to use Techno Blast! Techno Blast became Ice Type!
He uses it on [4] Tara as well!
[4 Vs. 6] Tara sidesteps and scratches at it with her nails!
[4 Vs. 2] They create a large gash in the robo-bug's arm!
Ethan wakes up and sends out Lugia! It has Hydro Pump, Areoblast, Future Sight, and Sky Attack!
Ally Turns!
Ankoth runs up to Genesect and tries to slash it!
[2 Vs. 1] He manages to slice an arm off! W00T!
HEA runs up to Swampert and tries to kick it!
[6 Vs. 5-1] She punts it in the face, splattering it on a nearby wall!
Gumshoe uses tackle on Regigigas!
[5 Vs. 5] But it failed!
Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 05:33:20 pm
An I must point out that Tara is probably the most powerful character here. She has an insta-kill weapon, a Healing weapon, Incredibly sharp nails, A lazer gun, and a pipe that has managed to BLOW UP two people's heads!
Fernando is next in line, with a lot of melee stuff and a Grenade Launcher. Then Lou, with a Flamethrower, Soap Gun, and a Sword Shop hideout. Then Charles, with a Gun, Syringe Gun, and a few Melee things, Gloriokal for his allies, Miles, Harold, and RaNDM.
HOWEVER, Miles jumps up to above Charles due to his usefulness in THIS battle.
Anyone disagree?
Post by: TCM on December 05, 2012, 05:39:29 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on December 05, 2012, 05:51:32 pm
Do I get to respawn or am I gonna have to wait until the boss fight concludes?
Post by: Caerwyn on December 05, 2012, 05:52:13 pm
Gloriokal will attempt to summon a spirit from afar!
Post by: Fireiy on December 05, 2012, 07:00:08 pm
Also. Do my moves have any particular bonuses? Or is it only decided by my weaknesses/strengths? Also Tara, if you want you could use the spycicle to put Fernando out.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 09:29:11 pm
I'm kinda disappointed Lou got taken out on the first turn of the battle because of an attack that wasn't even aimed at me.You do respawn with all your items! You still post an action, but because the fight is in a certain area of the mall, You'll have to roll to see where you respawn. It may be in front of an enemy, on top of one, or inside one.
Do I get to respawn or am I gonna have to wait until the boss fight concludes?
My allies didn't help? Huh.
Gloriokal will attempt to summon a spirit from afar!
They...Kinda did. Ankoth chopped an arm off of Genesect, and HEA punted Swampert into a wall.
Hmm. Use Babahlese fire on Genesect. Order Gumshoe to shoot Genesect.Yes, and No. The moves themselves get bonuses based on who you're attacking, and the move type. If the move you use is Dark or Psychic type, you get a +1 to attack for a same type attack bonus. If it's super effective, that's another +1. This applies to the enemies as well. Babahlese Fire would be Fire Type, so you would not get a Same-Type attack Bonus, or STAB, and it would get a +1 to your attack roll if you attacked a Grass, Steel, or...Bug type, I think...
Also. Do my moves have any particular bonuses? Or is it only decided by my weaknesses/strengths? Also Tara, if you want you could use the spycicle to put Fernando out.
And It would not be wise for Tara to do that, as It will A) Freeze him solid as it still counts as an attack, and B) Melt in the fire.
Post by: Fireiy on December 05, 2012, 09:35:33 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2012, 10:16:19 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 05, 2012, 10:51:39 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 11:29:10 pm
So... Double bonus?Not for this. You're Dark/Psychic type. With modified Strengths/Weaknesses. Only a single bonus here.
Post by: detective1412 on December 05, 2012, 11:47:55 pm
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman,comple with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Special Skill: Beating people to limbo with his cane,and of course,magnificient talking!
Quick Description: Genman was just trying his new gentleman clothes in the local mall store when this all crazy and shit things happen. His response? "Thou this is an uncivil fight,I shall defeat all of thee!"
Starting Item: Your typical hickory cane,Your typical magnificient glasses
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 11:52:30 pm
Name: GenmanSure, I can add one more in, I guess. How about...a straight up +2 to speech. Of any kind. Because I can't think of anything else for a Gentleman. Unless you're Professor Layton or Sherlock Holmes. THEN is gets into OP territories.
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman,comple with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Special Skill: Beating people to limbo with his cane,and of course,magnificient talking!
Quick Description: Genman was just trying his new gentleman clothes in the local mall store when this all crazy and shit things happen. His response? "Thou this is an uncivil fight,I shall defeat all of thee!"
Starting Item: Your typical hickory cane,Your typical magnificient glasses
The cane is a good starting item, and, well, you're in the middle of a pokemon battle. So you can either do that or just kill people. Your choice, really.
Post by: ReDeadEr on December 06, 2012, 12:03:32 am
What Type of attack would Lou's Soap Gun be? I'm guessing the Glaive-Guisarme is either Steel type or Fighting type.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 06, 2012, 12:09:06 am
Hm...Well, I'd assume Water Type, and it would work as a defensive move. Set it up, and if an enemy attacks with a physical move, it fails, and they take damage.
What Type of attack would Lou's Soap Gun be? I'm guessing the Glaive-Guisarme is either Steel type or Fighting type.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 06, 2012, 12:13:55 am
I only have a +1 to persuading people!Name: GenmanSure, I can add one more in, I guess. How about...a straight up +2 to speech. Of any kind. Because I can't think of anything else for a Gentleman. Unless you're Professor Layton or Sherlock Holmes. THEN is gets into OP territories.
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman,comple with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Special Skill: Beating people to limbo with his cane,and of course,magnificient talking!
Quick Description: Genman was just trying his new gentleman clothes in the local mall store when this all crazy and shit things happen. His response? "Thou this is an uncivil fight,I shall defeat all of thee!"
Starting Item: Your typical hickory cane,Your typical magnificient glasses
The cane is a good starting item, and, well, you're in the middle of a pokemon battle. So you can either do that or just kill people. Your choice, really.
Wait, what's "body manipulation?"...
Post by: ReDeadEr on December 06, 2012, 12:36:21 am
Hm...Well, I'd assume Water Type, and it would work as a defensive move. Set it up, and if an enemy attacks with a physical move, it fails, and they take damage.
What Type of attack would Lou's Soap Gun be? I'm guessing the Glaive-Guisarme is either Steel type or Fighting type.
Okay.
Lou uses Soap Gun!
Post by: Fireiy on December 06, 2012, 01:43:49 am
Post by: detective1412 on December 06, 2012, 04:45:19 am
Name: GenmanSure, I can add one more in, I guess. How about...a straight up +2 to speech. Of any kind. Because I can't think of anything else for a Gentleman. Unless you're Professor Layton or Sherlock Holmes. THEN is gets into OP territories.
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman,comple with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Special Skill: Beating people to limbo with his cane,and of course,magnificient talking!
Quick Description: Genman was just trying his new gentleman clothes in the local mall store when this all crazy and shit things happen. His response? "Thou this is an uncivil fight,I shall defeat all of thee!"
Starting Item: Your typical hickory cane,Your typical magnificient glasses
The cane is a good starting item, and, well, you're in the middle of a pokemon battle. So you can either do that or just kill people. Your choice, really.
Edit:
This means that i can start
If yes,Persuades Regigigas to betray and kill his trainer, "Regigigas! look at that puny human,you think that he is your trainer? YOUR MASTER?!
(lol,basically i always think Groudon and Regigigas are the "wild" type,so yeah.)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 06, 2012, 07:31:04 am
Convince Genesect to join my side!
Ergo, copycat.
Post by: Fireiy on December 06, 2012, 08:14:44 am
Post by: detective1412 on December 06, 2012, 08:26:36 am
But-But- i have a better ski-Convince Genesect to join my side!
Ergo, copycat.
I plead insanity
Post by: Yoink on December 06, 2012, 08:51:01 am
"Nacho!"
>Run to Nacho's aid, grab a bottle of water or soft drink from somewhere (a store nearby, or maybe even my handbag) and tip it on him to extinguish the flames!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 06, 2012, 09:44:04 am
Unfortunately, Groudon isn't out yet. You can do that on...Charizard, Lugia, Swampert, Regigigas, or Genesect.Name: GenmanSure, I can add one more in, I guess. How about...a straight up +2 to speech. Of any kind. Because I can't think of anything else for a Gentleman. Unless you're Professor Layton or Sherlock Holmes. THEN is gets into OP territories.
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman,comple with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Special Skill: Beating people to limbo with his cane,and of course,magnificient talking!
Quick Description: Genman was just trying his new gentleman clothes in the local mall store when this all crazy and shit things happen. His response? "Thou this is an uncivil fight,I shall defeat all of thee!"
Starting Item: Your typical hickory cane,Your typical magnificient glasses
The cane is a good starting item, and, well, you're in the middle of a pokemon battle. So you can either do that or just kill people. Your choice, really.
This means that i can startpummelingmy speech?
If yes,Persuades Groudon to betray and kill his trainer, "Groudon! look at that puny human,you think that he is your trainer? YOUR MASTER?!
I have to wonder what moves like pay cut or objection would be. I'm guessing Steel Samurai fan would be fighting.Steel Samurai fan would be, well, Steel. Pay Cut would be Normal, like the move Meowth can learn in the games, Pay Roll, and Objection would be....Let's say Dark type.
Post by: RaNDM on December 07, 2012, 01:40:45 am
[2] "I'M A LOSER WHO'S WAY TOO OLD FOR POCKET MONSTERS! HA!" Once you realize what you just said, you decide to go hide in the nearest corner.
"Oh balls..."
I hide in my corner like the loser I am.
Okay... Time to go back. Almost ten years ago. You were eleven. Pokemon was still relevant. You played Ruby constantly. Think. Of. Weaknesses.
I think... Hard.
Charizard can be OP, but this is real life. All you really need is to douse the tail.
Someone else has that Meganium covered. I got nothing for that Swampert though. Shit out of luck there.
I peek from my corner in time to spot Ethan summoning his Lugia. I finally come up with a plan.
I dash toward Red's Charizard.
RaN: Draw Swampert or Lugia's fire, tricking them into dousing Charizard.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 13, 2012, 08:49:08 pm
Also sorry for probably making you all think this was the update.
:P
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 13, 2012, 10:05:14 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 22, 2012, 07:26:02 pm
Hide and get uninfected.Charles dives under a table, and reaches into his pocket, pulling out the Blood Bag! He realizes he doesn't know how to use it, so he just opens it and chugs it.
[4] And his pus-filled wounds seem to miraculously go away! He breathes a sigh of relief, and clutches his syringe gun, prepared for another attack.
My allies didn't help? Huh.Gloriokal tries to use all of his energy to summon a spirit to come help him! He then realizes he doesn't have any Ghoul Effigies left! He has to try harder, as he's used to them doing all the work!
Gloriokal will attempt to summon a spirit from afar!
[5-1] She manages to lift a large spirit out of a nearby Hippo Statue! It floats over to her, and roars. Well, it's more of a gurgle really. But it's still threatening.
Ally gained: Hippo Spirit!
Hmm. Use Babahlese fire on Genesect. Order Gumshoe to shoot Genesect.Edgeworth closes his eyes, waits a few seconds, to add to the awkward yet surprisingly dramatic silence, before pushing his palms downwards, sending two columns of fire shooting up from the ground! He thrusts his hands to the sides, then forwards, sending them in a serpentine fashion towards Genesect!
Also. Do my moves have any particular bonuses? Or is it only decided by my weaknesses/strengths? Also Tara, if you want you could use the spycicle to put Fernando out.
[6+1 vs. 6] Genesect's motherboard gets fried by the first harsh column of fire, but manages to leap out of the way, likely saving his life, and his hold item in the process. However, he's not safe yet! Gumshoe takes his gun out of its holster, and levels it at the giant insect, squeezing off two rounds!
[3 Vs. 2] The first skims pas the mecha-insect's leg, sending it to he ground!
[6 Vs. 2] and the next one finishes the job, piercing the brain! Genesect screeches, and melts into a pool of...something.
All that's left is the Chill Drive.
Gumshoe walks over and picks it up, pocketing it! He looks at his gun, and realizes that it's changed!
Gumshoe's move, Double Shot, is now Ice-Type! His gun now shoots ice bullets!
Convince Genesect to join my side!Harold, being the totally suave dude and such, walks up to the remaining pool of Genesect, and starts giving a rousing speech.
[1+1-1] Also, being the incredibly clumsy dude and such, falls face-first into the goo! And Mecha-Bug goo is not known for it's soothing and revitalizing properties.
[STATUS GAINED: BLIND]
Run up to Swampert, punch him hard enough in the chest to spit out water on me and extinguish the flames.In his fiery rage, Nacho pulls himself off the wall, and charges Swampert, hoping to use the beast for personal needs!
[5 Vs. 1] Nacho leaps into the air, tackling Swampert to the ground, and sending a geyser of water into the air! He quickly leaps into it, putting out his fire, and healing his burns! He goes back to the downed and unconscious pokemon and tries to finish the job!
[5 Vs. 4-1] He leaps onto the Mud-Beast, punching it in the eye, and cracking the neck. It too, melts into a mud-like paste.
[4] Lou respawns right outside his Hideout in the Sword Shop, which also happens to be right next to the Cafeteria!Hm...Well, I'd assume Water Type, and it would work as a defensive move. Set it up, and if an enemy attacks with a physical move, it fails, and they take damage.
What Type of attack would Lou's Soap Gun be? I'm guessing the Glaive-Guisarme is either Steel type or Fighting type.
Okay.
Lou uses Soap Gun!
[5] He steps forwards and fires several quick bursts from the gun into the air, the slippery liquid landing around him, crating an incredibly effective barrier against physical attacks! (-2 to physical attacks against Lou!)
[5+2 Vs. 2] GM casually strolls over to the giant living monolith, and begins giving a rousing conversation!Name: GenmanSure, I can add one more in, I guess. How about...a straight up +2 to speech. Of any kind. Because I can't think of anything else for a Gentleman. Unless you're Professor Layton or Sherlock Holmes. THEN is gets into OP territories.
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman,comple with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Special Skill: Beating people to limbo with his cane,and of course,magnificient talking!
Quick Description: Genman was just trying his new gentleman clothes in the local mall store when this all crazy and shit things happen. His response? "Thou this is an uncivil fight,I shall defeat all of thee!"
Starting Item: Your typical hickory cane,Your typical magnificient glasses
The cane is a good starting item, and, well, you're in the middle of a pokemon battle. So you can either do that or just kill people. Your choice, really.
Edit:
This means that i can startpummelingmy speech?
If yes,Persuades Regigigas to betray and kill his trainer, "Regigigas! look at that puny human,you think that he is your trainer? YOUR MASTER?!
(lol,basically i always think Groudon and Regigigas are the "wild" type,so yeah.)
"Hello! Yes, you, my good sir! You seem like the type of fellow who enjoys comfort!"
Regigigas thinks for a second, before nodding vigorously.
"Well, then why are you putting up with this obviously ignorant girl shoving you into a tiny, cramped, metal ball!? It can't be comfortable at all. I say, why don't you come stay with me after all of this is over? I'm ure I could find you some kind of accommodations! Like a hotel, JUST for you! If you help me, I dare say I might be able to get you this wonderful mall right here for you to stay in! There's more than enough food and beds to last a dozen lifetimes or so! What do you say?"
Dawn looks on in horror, as this dashing gentleman simply walks up and takes her precious pokemon! However, she decided to not intrude, as he DID have a compelling argument. It's not like she could ever get Regigigas back...not even if she offered him a Luxury pokeball. The things WERE cramped for a monster his size. She sits down on the floor, and contemplates her life decisions thus far.
MEANWHILE...
Regigigas is also sitting down, pondering the offer. After a couple minutes of what G.M thought was dep thinking. The creature lept up, nodding furiously! He would go with the man, doing whatever he needed, in return, he would get a home, food, and love!
"Splendid. Now, let's go. Say, would you mind giving me a lift?"
The 3.7-meter tall beast graciously picks up the gentleman, placing him on his shoulders!
"Away!"
[Ally Gained: Regigigas!]
"O-oh my gosh!" Tara finally found her voice. She had no idea what was going on, or where she was, or what had just happened-- she thought she'd died for a second there! Grandfather Maxwell was there and everything, with the left side of his head attached again-- but she saw Nacho in trouble. She had to act to keep herself from going nuts.[2] Seeing her love partner struggling, Tara runs to a nearby table, narrowly avoiding tripping over Charles, and grabs a bottle of Whisky off the table! But as she runs back, she sees Nacho wet, not-burning, and standing in a puddle of Mudkip. She shrugs and chugs the bottle herself.
"Nacho!"
>Run to Nacho's aid, grab a bottle of water or soft drink from somewhere (a store nearby, or maybe even my handbag) and tip it on him to extinguish the flames!
[5] You perk up, and run up to where Swampert USED to be. Until he melted. But he's still a liquid! You decide to grab a convenient bucket, and you fill it to the brim with Ex-Swampert water! You run up to Charizard who doesn't seem to be looking![2] "I'M A LOSER WHO'S WAY TOO OLD FOR POCKET MONSTERS! HA!" Once you realize what you just said, you decide to go hide in the nearest corner.
"Oh balls..."
I hide in my corner like the loser I am.
Okay... Time to go back. Almost ten years ago. You were eleven. Pokemon was still relevant. You played Ruby constantly. Think. Of. Weaknesses.
I think... Hard.
Charizard can be OP, but this is real life. All you really need is to douse the tail.
Someone else has that Meganium covered. I got nothing for that Swampert though. Shit out of luck there.
I peek from my corner in time to spot Ethan summoning his Lugia. I finally come up with a plan.
I dash toward Red's Charizard.
RaN: Draw Swampert or Lugia's fire, tricking them into dousing Charizard.
[6 Vs. 6-1] Charizard senses something, and turns around, just in time to watch his tail fizzle out! He screams and tries to claw you with his last remaining energy!
[2-1 Vs. 4+1] The fire-beast gets incredibly dizzy just before he can bring his arm down. He stumbles a bit, searching for something that could re-ignite his flame. His gaze falls on Lou. The Flamethrower! He stumbles wearily towards the Janitor!
[4-1-2 Vs. 6] He fails to notice the barrier, and his feet fly out from under him. Arms flailing, he collapses to the ground, unmoving. He melts into a bubbling goo, right before Lou's eyes.
BOSS TURNS
RED pulls the brim of his hat down, in shame for the pathetic animal. He pulls out another Pokeball, sending out Blastoise, with 268/268 HP, and Aqua Tail, Rain Dance, Skull Bash, and Hydro Pump!
Blastoise uses Rain Dance!
[5] It started Raining Furiously!
Lugia uses Future Sight on G.M!
[1] But it failed! Lugia will be hit by it's own psychic attack two turns from now!
May looks sad! She sends out Sceptile, with 250/250 HP, Night Slash, Leaf Blade, Agility, and Leaf Storm!
Sceptile uses Agility!
[3] And gets a slight speed boost! (Gets a 50% chance to roll a +1 to a dodge roll.)
Dawn is too depressed to throw out another pokemon!
Hilbert Scowls, and throws out Emboar, with 330/330 HP, Assurance, Flamethrower, Head Smash, and Flare Blitz!
Emboar uses Head Smash on [6] Charles, who is still hiding under a table!
[2 Vs. 6] But he missed!
The allies...
[2] Stand around, staring at each other.
((For them to do something, you have to TELL them to do something. Or let them get a good A.I roll.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 22, 2012, 07:43:01 pm
Convert Red to my side. Or some other Boss.
Post by: TCM on December 22, 2012, 08:10:07 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 22, 2012, 09:25:57 pm
Nacho scans the area for his next opponent, his eyes eventually locking onto Dawn.
"How very sad...
Tara! Why don't you go share some of your drink with that poor girl over there. She looks like she could use a friend.
In the meantime..."
Nacho will use GIGA IMPACT on May's other Pokemon, Sceptile!
Post by: Fireiy on December 22, 2012, 10:11:44 pm
Oh and you forgot to give the +1 bonus to Gumshoe last turn.
Post by: ReDeadEr on December 22, 2012, 10:44:11 pm
Post by: detective1412 on December 23, 2012, 10:01:42 am
Regigias (ally): Crush the depressed Dawn.
G.M: Brainwash Nacho's mind,controlling his next turn!
Post by: RaNDM on December 24, 2012, 04:53:05 am
[5] You perk up, and run up to where Swampert USED to be. Until he melted. But he's still a liquid! You decide to grab a convenient bucket, and you fill it to the brim with Ex-Swampert water! You run up to Charizard who doesn't seem to be looking!
[6 Vs. 6-1] Charizard senses something, and turns around, just in time to watch his tail fizzle out! He screams and tries to claw you with his last remaining energy!
[2-1 Vs. 4+1] The fire-beast gets incredibly dizzy just before he can bring his arm down. He stumbles a bit, searching for something that could re-ignite his flame. His gaze falls on Lou. The Flamethrower! He stumbles wearily towards the Janitor!
[4-1-2 Vs. 6] He fails to notice the barrier, and his feet fly out from under him. Arms flailing, he collapses to the ground, unmoving. He melts into a bubbling goo, right before Lou's eyes.
I kinda just stand there, watching Charizard fade. I very nearly shed a tear, but my sorrow turns to disgust as its corpse putrifies and burns away.
Good night sweet fire-beast. You were a terrible starter.
I throw up in my mouth a little.
RED pulls the brim of his hat down, in shame for the pathetic animal. He pulls out another Pokeball, sending out Blastoise, with 268/268 HP, and Aqua Tail, Rain Dance, Skull Bash, and Hydro Pump!
Blastoise uses Rain Dance!
[5] It started Raining Furiously!
RaN: Ignore Blastoise. Punch Red in the face.
Post by: Fireiy on December 24, 2012, 07:08:51 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 24, 2012, 11:53:16 am
Also, they don't count in our kill count?Dammit. I KNEW I forgot something!
As for Gumshoe's bonus, eh. It would've killed Genesect anyway.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 01, 2013, 12:05:34 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on January 01, 2013, 03:45:47 pm
Post by: Fireiy on January 17, 2013, 12:11:28 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 17, 2013, 02:40:56 pm
Swear.Holding his Tazer-thingy-ma-jigger at the ready, Harold charges through the fray, ducking and weaving past the monstrous beasts stomping around. Eventually, he makes his way to Red, who is sitting on the ground, barely looking out past his hat brim.
Convert Red to my side. Or some other Boss.
[3+1 Vs. 6]
"Uh, sir? May I speak to you for a moment?"
Suddenly, the Pokemon Trainer leaps up, and hurls a steel Ultra Ball at the Scientist!
[1 Vs. 1] The heavy metal ball plinks off of Harold's shoe, harmlessly...
[6 Vs. 3] ...When suddenly Red get Falcon Punched in the face! RaNDM dusts off his fist, as Red moans on the floor.[5] You perk up, and run up to where Swampert USED to be. Until he melted. But he's still a liquid! You decide to grab a convenient bucket, and you fill it to the brim with Ex-Swampert water! You run up to Charizard who doesn't seem to be looking!
[6 Vs. 6-1] Charizard senses something, and turns around, just in time to watch his tail fizzle out! He screams and tries to claw you with his last remaining energy!
[2-1 Vs. 4+1] The fire-beast gets incredibly dizzy just before he can bring his arm down. He stumbles a bit, searching for something that could re-ignite his flame. His gaze falls on Lou. The Flamethrower! He stumbles wearily towards the Janitor!
[4-1-2 Vs. 6] He fails to notice the barrier, and his feet fly out from under him. Arms flailing, he collapses to the ground, unmoving. He melts into a bubbling goo, right before Lou's eyes.
I kinda just stand there, watching Charizard's fade. I very nearly shed a tear, but my sorrow turns to disgust as its corpse putrifies and burns away.
Good night sweet fire-beast. You were a terrible starter.
I throw up in my mouth a little.RED pulls the brim of his hat down, in shame for the pathetic animal. He pulls out another Pokeball, sending out Blastoise, with 268/268 HP, and Aqua Tail, Rain Dance, Skull Bash, and Hydro Pump!
Blastoise uses Rain Dance!
[5] It started Raining Furiously!
RaN: Ignore Blastoise. Punch Red in the face.
Blastoise is thoroughly ignored!
Run back in and spray Pokemenz with Syringes.[3 Vs. 5] All of the syringes fired bounce harmlessly off of Blastoise's shell. However, they quickly fly back at Charles!
[1 Vs. 4] All of them succumb to gravity before getting into a dangerous range and get stuck in the ground. Hey, it's like Boomerang Ammo!
[3 Vs. 5] Lugia manages to see the projectiles coming, and bats them back with it's wing!
[2 Vs. 3] Again, Gravity foils the rogue needles' plans, and plunk harmlessly at the feet of Westley.
[3 Vs. 6] Lugia screeches, alerting Sceptile of the incoming Syringe attack, who ALSO defects them, attaching a miniature seed bomb to them in the process.
[6 Vs. 5] At this point, Gravity is getting quite tired. The syringes keep travelling , and a few get stuck in the Gangster's leg. After a couple of seconds of pain, the seed bomb bursts, spreading vins across his leg. After a matter of seconds, his entire leg is covered in plants.
[3 Vs. 6] Struggling to keep standing, Charles fires off a few more shots, towards the final pokemon, Emboar. However, he, too, has been alerted of the shooter's presence. It sends a wave of fire at the projectiles, sending them back, now on fire!
[6 Vs. 1] Distracted by his immobilized leg, Charles fails to get out of the way in time...
and they, too strike his leg! And his Arm! And his chest! And his Forehead! He collapses to the floor, burning. He can't move. His body burns to ash, as do his weapons...
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"[2 Vs. 5] Nacho runs as fast as he can towards the Lizard-like creature, before leaping into the air!
Nacho scans the area for his next opponent, his eyes eventually locking onto Dawn.
"How very sad...
Tara! Why don't you go share some of your drink with that poor girl over there. She looks like she could use a friend.
In the meantime..."
Nacho will use GIGA IMPACT on May's other Pokemon, Sceptile!
He performs several flips, twirls, and the occasional tumble!
That is, before smacking into the ground in front of it.
Tell Gumshoe to use Evidence! on Emboar. Use Logic Chess on Emboar.[5] Gumshoe drops to the floor, sniffing it before popping back up with a complete list of stats and weaknesses for Emboar! Blimey, he's good!
Oh and you forgot to give the +1 bonus to Gumshoe last turn.
[4+1 Vs. 2] Armed with his newfound information, Edgeworth coldly stares at Emboar. After a few moments, Emboar realizes this and turns to face him. Suddenly, he begins talking.
"I deduce from your mustache that your parents neglected you. Never did much with you, and often sent you to your room. You quickly became fascinated with fire. You enjoyed burning things. One day you burned the wrong thing. A Curtain. Specifically, the one in your parents' bedroom. Being a Naďve teenager, you didn't expect consequences. You mourned the loss of your parents for a month, before succumbing to the effects of their neglect for you. You realized they never cared for you, even though your judgement was clouded. You were lucky to have parents as loving as them, and because of your actions, they are no longer. Being conflicted, you decided to grow a mustache."
Emboar looks on in disbelief. It drops to its knees, a couple tears flowing down it's blazing cheek. Before it can begin bawling, the blazing pig melts down into a puddle, like the ones before it. (+2 Kill Points!)
Lou uses Flamethrower on Sceptile![2+1 Vs. 6] BUT IT MISSED!
Edit:[5 Vs. 6-1] Despite having been turned, Regigigas is reluctant to harm his former master.
Regigias (ally): Crush the depressed Dawn.
G.M: Brainwash Nacho's mind,controlling his next turn!
[2+2 Vs. 4] Having your target face-down on the ground, makes brainwashing them through charm a BIIIT difficult.
Gloriokal and co will now practice hippo-riding![5] WOO! HIPPO RIDING! All three of you get on the hippo, who promptly flies up into the air! It approaches Lugia!
BOSS TURNS:
Blastoise is confused, as he isn't getting any commands from his master! He promptly sits down, and twiddles his overly large thumbs.
Lugia lashes out at Gloriokal and Company, with Aeroblast!
[1 Vs. 3] George manages to float out of the way just in time, and Lugia bonk its head on the far wall.
Sceptile decides to go after Regigigas with Leaf Storm!
[3 Vs. 1] The razor-sharp leaves slice cleanly through the softer section of Regigigas' legs, leaving him howling in pain!
Dawn sucks it up and gets up, sending out Torterra, with 300/300 HP, Wood Hammer, Leaf Storm, Earthquake, and Leech Seed!
Hilbert Sends out Landorus, with 288/288 HP, Stone Edge, Hammer Arm, Outrage, and Toxic!
Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
Okay. A few things. At this point, dying is really just an inconvenience. NOW, for every death AFTER 5, you will lose one item from your inventory. If you have none, you lose a follower. If you have NONE, you lose ONE bonus.
Again, sorry for the wait, and please tell me if I forgot something.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 17, 2013, 05:11:34 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on January 17, 2013, 06:39:59 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on January 17, 2013, 06:47:35 pm
Post by: Fireiy on January 17, 2013, 06:58:37 pm
Post by: TCM on January 17, 2013, 07:16:55 pm
Post by: RaNDM on January 18, 2013, 02:31:07 am
[1 Vs. 1] The heavy metal ball plinks off of Harold's shoe, harmlessly...
---
[6 Vs. 3] ...When suddenly Red get Falcon Punched in the face! RaNDM dusts off his fist, as Red moans on the floor.
Blastoise is thoroughly ignored!
"That felt good."
RaN: Acquire balls. Call back Blastoise.
I pat Red down and confiscate his balls.
Post by: detective1412 on January 18, 2013, 07:10:11 am
Allies: Regigigas use fire punch on Torterra! It's super effective!
Post by: Fireiy on January 18, 2013, 07:27:37 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 18, 2013, 07:37:48 am
RaN: Acquire balls.I'll ignore the obvious potential double entendre and simply point out that I'm already grabbing the Pokeball. Since it tried to catch me, I kinda get dibs, especially since I also posted my action to grab it first. You can rob Red of any other Pokeballs he has for all I care, though.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 18, 2013, 10:56:55 am
Oh and since we lose items when we die over 5 times, do we get any items or bonuses if your kill count goes over a certain amount?Indeed. Every 10 nets you an item. Although both Nacho and Tara have over 10, I'll treat the items they got from the TF2 Fight as their shtuff.
Also, I MUST remind you, Gravehaunter, that Nacho has a Grenade Launcher. Specifically, the Loch N' Load.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on January 18, 2013, 03:06:16 pm
Post by: Fireiy on January 19, 2013, 02:59:19 am
Post by: detective1412 on January 19, 2013, 06:09:15 am
Please don't kill me...
Why not? *Evil laugh ensues* MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a HULK!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 19, 2013, 11:19:21 am
A hulk who is, BY THE WAY, extremely weak to Fighting Type moves. Of which Gumshoe has one.Please don't kill me...
Why not? *Evil laugh ensues* MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a HULK!
Post by: RaNDM on January 19, 2013, 09:36:23 pm
I'll ignore the obvious potential double entendre and simply point out that I'm already grabbing the Pokeball. Since it tried to catch me, I kinda get dibs, especially since I also posted my action to grab it first. You can rob Red of any other Pokeballs he has for all I care, though.
I meant the balls on his person, but dibs if you have a bad roll.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 19, 2013, 09:38:35 pm
I have a HULK!I have an army.
...Backwards, but it still works, right?
Post by: Fireiy on January 20, 2013, 01:47:02 am
I have a HULK!I have evidence!
Post by: detective1412 on January 20, 2013, 03:39:59 am
I'M A BLACK BELT CANE FU MASTER! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaneFu)
Post by: RaNDM on January 20, 2013, 04:09:21 am
Post by: Fireiy on January 20, 2013, 04:55:38 am
Post by: RaNDM on January 20, 2013, 09:43:50 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 20, 2013, 10:55:15 am
Just noticed that some people have occupation listed and some people have a special skill listed. For example, Harold Dragovitch's special skill is improvising lab gear.Oh, that's just because, in the beginning, I was deleting the occupation and Special Skill from the character sheets, and just listing the bonuses. Then I got incredibly lazy and stopped doing it.
:P
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 22, 2013, 02:31:18 pm
Post by: Fireiy on January 28, 2013, 06:47:09 pm
Post by: Fireiy on February 05, 2013, 09:39:46 pm
Post by: Yoink on February 10, 2013, 11:20:08 pm
Tara sat up with a start, causing the empty whiskey bottle to topple over beside her.
"...Oh. Um. That explains that."
>Shove all my loot into my handbag, then rush to Nacho's aid and backstab whoever he's fighting with this 'spy-cicle' thing I seem to be carrying. Then dive for cover.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 22, 2013, 06:11:36 pm
Grab Poke Ball. Shoot Red.[4] You pick Red's ball
[2 Vs. 2-1-1] You take advantage of the situation, what with him being both wet and dazed, and thrust your electric gun....thing into his gun! He fall the the floor, spasming every once and a while. You contemplate whether you're being too hard on him, before remembering he's your enemy! Ha, take that conscience! You blow the tip of your Tazer like you've seen in those old Westerns your assistant likes to watch, but realizes it's only cool when your weapon is smoking. Bah.
Item Gained:
Ultra Ball
Lou uses Bludgeon With A Mop on Red![6+1 Vs. 3] Running through what fray there really is to the back of the food court, you find Red dusting himself off in front of that Dragunov guy. You see an opening to attack, and take a running leap at the trainer, mop in the air, and bring it down on his shoulder, soaking him and sending him into a pillar! You proceed to watch Harold be both a badass with a tazer and a moron with one in the span of the next thirty seconds. As he lays moaning on the ground, you notice he has a potion of some kind in his hand. You snatch it up, and put it your pocket. Or Backpack. Or Mop Bucket. Or wherever you keep all that crap of yours.
Item Gained:
Hyper Potion
Nacho dust himself off and grapples Sceptile from behind, putting him into a headlock![2+1 Vs. 3] You pop yourself back up on your feet using that trick Tara taught you an hour ago, and run at the nearest creature, Sceptile! You use a conveniently placed potted plant to get a height advantage, and leap onto the now-startled lizard's face! You hang on long enough to get a good foot hold. Now to figure how to kill this dinosaur of a pokemon.
Use Icy Glare on Landorus and have Gumshoe use Double Shot on Landorus.Psyche Locks have run out!
[3+3 Vs. 6] You give the flying rock monster your best glare, but it simply looks away in disgust.
[4+3 and 6+3(HOOOO SHIT) Vs. 3 and 1] Gumshoe, however, has better luck, as he whips out his pistol and...fires a pair of ICE BEAMS?
The first beam passes directly through Landorus' dusty cloud, demolishing it and sending rock particles flying across the auditorium!
The Second freezes Landorus solid, and when the rock monster smashes into the tiled ground, it explodes into thousands on miniscule shards! They go absolutely everywhere, but the six larger chunks fly towards
[7, 1, 2, 4, 8, 6] Sceptile, Blastoise, Nacho, Lugia, Harold, and Lou!
[1 Vs. 6-1] Sceptile's frantic Arm-swinging successfully bats the ace away! And by away, I mean to the ground.
[6 Vs. 1-1] Blastoise is not as lucky. While he's busy being ignored, he doesn't notice the large icicle heading towards him! It pierces the back of the tortoise's shell, exiting the front in a shower of...well...nothing. All the water inside it that kept it moving, slowly turns to ice, sending the beast crashing to the ground, exploding in an actual shower of snowy particles! The shell mounted mortars are all that remained, and melt into a gooey paste.
[2 Vs. 6] Sceptile's wild thrashing manages to keep Nacho safe from harm as well.
[6 Vs. 4] Lugia soon comes crashing to the ground, though, as the ice shard pierces an arm, preventing it from flying back into the air!
[1 Vs. 6] Harold ducks to pick up a pokeball just in time for the shard to miss him entirely!
[1 Vs. 4] Lou is too busy ducking and fray-weaving to notice the shard of ice pass right by him.
4 Kill Points Gained!
A Manhole cover you didn't notice before quietly unscrews and flings itself open, throwing Gumshoe off it and onto the floor in the process. A small mechanical pedestal pops up, and on it lays a book, with the words
And Idiot's
Guide To
Elemental
Bending
[/b]Guide To
Elemental
Bending
You pick it up, and start to leaf through it. Maybe you'll find something interesting.
Respawn at food court.[FREE] Charles respawns behind the same wall he dived out from behind before his burning. Luckily all of his weapons are still intact.
[3 Vs. 1-1-2] You step on the downed Red's face, and feel around inside his[1 Vs. 1] The heavy metal ball plinks off of Harold's shoe, harmlessly...
---
[6 Vs. 3] ...When suddenly Red get Falcon Punched in the face! RaNDM dusts off his fist, as Red moans on the floor.
Blastoise is thoroughly ignored!
"That felt good."
RaN: Acquire balls. Call back Blastoise.
I pat Red down and confiscate his balls.
Allies Gained:
ZAPDOS
ARTICUNO
MOLTRES
VENUSAUR
As you look back at Red, you watch as he melts, leaving behind his other potion, and [3] three badges.
On the ground where Red used to be, there is now:
One Hyper Potion
One Cascade Badge
One Rainbow Badge
One Marsh Badge
Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
A Light begins flashing above your head, and a chute opens, before dropping a large hammer on your head! It doesn't hurt very much though, and uses your scalp as more of a launch point than an impact point. It clatters to the floor, and when you go to pick it up, you recognize it as the Pogohammer! You equip it to your strife specibus, under your HammerKind. You have pretty much every card in your portfolio, so you can just switch between them need be.
Wow, what a haul!
Beat the shit outta Miles Edgeworth,Take That! that's why.[5 Vs. 6+1] You leap towards the Poke-Prosecutor, but fall flat on your face as you miscalculated and he stepped one foot to the right.
Allies: Regigigas use fire punch on Torterra! It's super effective!
MEANWHILE, [1 Vs. 4-1] Regigigas stumbles his way towards the gigantic grassy turtle, and manages to trip over it, landing flat on a wall, crushing it. Specifically, the wall Charles was hiding behind.
"Oh my gosh I think I dozed off for a moment there!"[6 Vs. 2] You shove all of your loot into that little handbag (Is that some kind of pocket dimension in there?) And rush over to the very confused and disoriented Sceptile, plunging the Spy-cicle into the leafy back! The lizard promptly freezes solid, toppling over and giving Nacho a comfy landing. On ice. But at least he landed on his feet!
Tara sat up with a start, causing the empty whiskey bottle to topple over beside her.
"...Oh. Um. That explains that."
>Shove all my loot into my handbag, then rush to Nacho's aid and backstab whoever he's fighting with this 'spy-cicle' thing I seem to be carrying. Then dive for cover.
1 Point Each for joint-kill.
BOSS TURNS:
Lugia attempts to use Hydro Pump on Nacho!
[4-1 Vs. 5] BUT IT FAILED!
Torterra uses Wood Hammer on the downed Regigigas!
[4 Vs. 1] And hits for 127 Damage!
May sends out Blaziken(Out)!
Hilbert sends out Samurott(Out)!
Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
A reminder, that anything underlined has an abbreviation under it.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 22, 2013, 08:01:45 pm
Use Ultra Ball on Dawn.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 22, 2013, 10:18:51 pm
Post by: Fireiy on February 23, 2013, 02:10:15 am
Turn around and shout OBJECTION! in Genmans face.
Post by: detective1412 on February 23, 2013, 11:53:26 am
Miles,parlay?
Nah,maybe not.
Manipulate Dawn so she wants to attack Miles Edgeworth.
Regigigas: Crush Ethan by any mean possible
By the way,if i used an effective move to an enemy pokemon,do i get +1 to the roll or something?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 23, 2013, 01:07:52 pm
Well...shit.Yus, you do.
Miles,parlay?
Nah,maybe not.
Manipulate Dawn so she wants to attakc Miles Edgeworth.
Regigigas: Crush Ethan by any mean possible
By the way,if i used an effective move to an enemy pokemon,do i get +1 to the roll or something?
Post by: TCM on February 23, 2013, 01:40:40 pm
Post by: RaNDM on February 24, 2013, 05:22:40 am
[3 Vs. 1-1-2] You step on the downed Red's face, and feel around inside hispantsVEST for the telltale metallic feel of his remaining pokeballs. You snatch them up, avoiding the wet areas for fear of electric shock, and pocket them for yourself. You put them in your Wallet Modus.
Allies Gained:
ZAPDOS
ARTICUNO
MOLTRES
VENUSAUR
"Yes!"
As you look back at Red, you watch as he melts, leaving behind his other potion, and [3] three badges.
On the ground where Red used to be, there is now:
One Hyper Potion
One Cascade Badge
One Rainbow Badge
One Marsh Badge
Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
"Hell yes!"
A Light begins flashing above your head, and a chute opens, before dropping a large hammer on your head! It doesn't hurt very much though, and uses your scalp as more of a launch point than an impact point. It clatters to the floor, and when you go to pick it up, you recognize it as the Pogohammer!
"Hell..."
You equip it to your strife specibus, under your HammerKind. You have pretty much every card in your portfolio, so you can just switch between them need be.
Wow, what a haul!
"Fucking..."
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00635.gif)
"Yes!"
RaN: Attack the nearest
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 24, 2013, 05:40:54 am
Nacho jumps in the air and attempts to knee Blaziken in da face!
Post by: detective1412 on February 24, 2013, 06:32:35 am
Well...shit.Yus, you do.
Miles,parlay?
Nah,maybe not.
Manipulate Dawn so she wants to attakc Miles Edgeworth.
Regigigas: Crush Ethan by any mean possible
By the way,if i used an effective move to an enemy pokemon,do i get +1 to the roll or something?
So Regigigas rolled a 0?
Meh,2 doesn't really make any difference,ain't it?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 24, 2013, 10:36:18 am
Oh. Well...I kinda made it -1 to an enemy's defence, instead of +1 to your attack, for some reason.Well...shit.Yus, you do.
Miles,parlay?
Nah,maybe not.
Manipulate Dawn so she wants to attakc Miles Edgeworth.
Regigigas: Crush Ethan by any mean possible
By the way,if i used an effective move to an enemy pokemon,do i get +1 to the roll or something?
So Regigigas rolled a 0?
Meh,2 doesn't really make any difference,ain't it?
Post by: ReDeadEr on February 24, 2013, 07:02:40 pm
I'm not sure what this will accomplish, but it'll probably be amusing. As a side note, considering Lou's low kill count, I'm starting to doubt I'm going to win. Probably still gonna have fun, I just hope we don't have any more month-long waits between turns.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 24, 2013, 11:37:30 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on February 25, 2013, 04:17:23 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 25, 2013, 04:30:23 pm
Since I already missed quite a bit, can you insta-gib Gloriokal for me? Thanks!NOOOOO. But okay.
Your death will be spectacular, and you shall be missed.
Post by: mistertimn on February 25, 2013, 04:43:13 pm
Name: Dominic Wyatt
Occupation: Medical Scientist
Special Skill: Medicine
Quick Description: He stumbled upon it on his way to the mall to buy new shoes. He got locked in, and well, you know the rest.
Starting Item: His scientific calculator. He never leaves home without it.
Spawn Point: In front of the shoe store. Again.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 28, 2013, 02:11:51 pm
Loot Red's body if possible.[2] Body? What body? There's no body here! There's a cool hat, but you decide against that. Baseball Caps really aren't your style.
Use Ultra Ball on Dawn.
[3+2 Vs. 5] As a backup, you toss your ball
OOOOH! SO CLOSE!
Dawn really doesn't look happy. But she DOES have a martini. Huh. So THAT'S what they have in there. She retaliates by chucking the ball back at you!
[4+2 Vs. 6] There's an equally blinding flash of light, and you look around. Shit, she got you. Eh, you might as well enjoy yourself for now. You notice a soda fountain in the back, and run over, filling up a mug with frothy root beer. Suddenly, you're back outside, mug in hand, and ball on the floor. You look back at Dawn, who appears to have an equally embarrassed look on her face as you did on yours.
Well... That was a nice turn.[4 Vs. 3] The force of the OBJECTION is so great that it sends Genman flying back into a stack of wooden chairs! He gets up slowly, but feels he may have broken something! (-1 to actions involving...[78] your RIGHT ARM!)
Turn around and shout OBJECTION! in Genmans face.
Well...shit.[2+2 Vs. 4] She's a bit busy getting drunk with Harold to notice your gentlemanly charm.
Miles,parlay?
Nah,maybe not.
Manipulate Dawn so she wants to attack Miles Edgeworth.
Regigigas: Crush Ethan by any mean possible
By the way,if i used an effective move to an enemy pokemon,do i get +1 to the roll or something?
[6 Vs. 4] Regigigas is a bit more successful, managing to smash Ethan into the ground! Not that it really did anything. He's just unable to give a specific command to his pokemon. For 2 turns. They'll still kill you. A lot.
Shoot at more Pokemanz. with Micro-Uzi.You attempt to shoot ALL THE POKEMANZ. ALL OF THEM.
[2 Vs. 3, 4, 4, 2]
NONE OF THE POKEMANZ GOT HIT. NONE OF THEM.
[5+1 Vs. 1-1][3 Vs. 1-1-2] You step on the downed Red's face, and feel around inside hispantsVEST for the telltale metallic feel of his remaining pokeballs. You snatch them up, avoiding the wet areas for fear of electric shock, and pocket them for yourself. You put them in your Wallet Modus.
Allies Gained:
ZAPDOS
ARTICUNO
MOLTRES
VENUSAUR
"Yes!"As you look back at Red, you watch as he melts, leaving behind his other potion, and [3] three badges.
On the ground where Red used to be, there is now:
One Hyper Potion
One Cascade Badge
One Rainbow Badge
One Marsh Badge
Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
"Hell yes!"A Light begins flashing above your head, and a chute opens, before dropping a large hammer on your head! It doesn't hurt very much though, and uses your scalp as more of a launch point than an impact point. It clatters to the floor, and when you go to pick it up, you recognize it as the Pogohammer!
"Hell..."You equip it to your strife specibus, under your HammerKind. You have pretty much every card in your portfolio, so you can just switch between them need be.
Wow, what a haul!
"Fucking..."
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00635.gif)
"Yes!"
RaN: Attack the nearestimppokemanz to test pogo hammer's strength.
The nearest pokemanz right now is Lugia, who's thoroughly distracted by it's singed wing! You slowly walk over to it, calmly bouncing the POGOHAMMER from side to side, building up the power in it, before using a hard downwards swing to propel yourself into the air above the water-bird-ice-monster-THING, bringing the large green mallet down on the beast's head, causing less of a bloody explosion and more of a...flood? The creature bursts like a balloon, water flooding the area, before soaking down into the floor, leaving no trace but a few puddles.
(2 Points Gained!)
"Nice teamwork Tara! Now let's finish off the rest of these gringos. I think I'll start with that red fighter over there!"[1 Vs. 4] Before you can even turn to Tara, Blaziken comes by and knees you in the face first! Oh, that bastard of a bird's gonna get it now!
Nacho jumps in the air and attempts to knee Blaziken in da face!
That is, after you extinguish your chin.
Lou uses Vaguely Philosophical Yet Nonsensical Janitor-Rambling on Hilbert![6 Vs. 1]
I'm not sure what this will accomplish, but it'll probably be amusing. As a side note, considering Lou's low kill count, I'm starting to doubt I'm going to win. Probably still gonna have fun, I just hope we don't have any more month-long waits between turns.
"You know, when I was YOUR age, we only HAD 151 pokemon! And they were all in Black-n-White too! And not your fancy shmancy GAMES called Black and White! No, we had Red and Blue! And them Japanese had Green! Soon enough Yellow came along. Sure, it wasn't the best of them, but it was a memory nonetheless. And that's my problem with you young'ns, you don't CARE about your pokemon! I doubt you could give me the name of every pokemon you caught! In fact, I doubt you even NAMED all of them, did you? In fact, can name you every single one, right here! There was Clark, my Pidgey, Joey, my Ratatta, Allan, my Bulbasaur..."
As Lou trails off into his ramble, Hilbert tries desperately to cover his ears! The guilt is too much! His head...EXPLODES! The remainder of his body falls to the ground, and his backpack empties itself out on the ground.
"...and finally, there's my Mewtwo named Arturon. Now, don't you realize the need to name your pokemon?
Lou turns around to see Hilbert's corpse on the ground next to a potion, [3] badges, and three Great Balls, two of which are a bit heavier than the third, all of which labelled accordingly.
As Lou Picks up his loot, he makes a mental note to visit the Name-Changer sometime soon so he can give these the name they deserve. He uses the ball labelled 'Samurott' to call Samurott back before he can be injured further.
"Damn kids. Can't appreciate a good story."
(8 Kill Points Gained!)
Suddenly, a large, glass chamber pops up from the floor, and the two doors slide open, seeming to invite him inside! He walks towards it, and is suddenly sucked in! He bangs uselessly against the walls for a few moments, as the floor opens out from beneath him! The tube twists and turns, as Lou gets a glimpse at the inner workings of the mall. After approximately half a minute of sliding, his descent begins to slow, and his feet slowly touch ground, in a much...greener chamber. As he stares out the small window, he doesn't notice the small needle coming out of the wall behind him, but he does notice the intense power flowing through his body!
His veins pulse a faint Scarlet colour, and he feels immense heat coming from his fingertips!
Before he can exit the chamber, he's sucked back up through the tubes, after the return journey, Lou is back in the original chamber inside the mall. He wonders what just happened to him, as he picks up his weapons once more.
Items Gained
1 Hyper Potion
1 Trio Badge
1 Bolt Badge
1 Freeze Badge
Allies Gained
Samurott
Status: Active
Serperior
Status: Inactive
Reshiram
Status: Inactive
Ability Gained
???
Spawn Point: In front of the shoe store. Again.[2] OH MY GOD LOOKATALLTHESHOES OHWAITNO.
You instantly get teleported to the boss fight's location, the Food Court.
Gloriokal watches from above on top of his flying hippo, and looks back at his companions. He comes to the realization that all of this was for naught. Why should he fight, if there was nothing to fight FOR? After a moment of deep contemplation, he comes to a decision. He was going to leave this world. He stood up on the back of his mighty steed, and grabbed both of his companions, and leapt...
Everyone just waited for the respawn to happen.
But it didn't.
Everyone mourned the loss of their teammate/enemy/acquaintance/person.
BOSS TURNS:
Dawn is Mourning.
Ethan is Mourning
May is Mourning.
Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
SO. Abilities will not be labelled right away. You'll have to figure out for yourselves what they do, and once you do, I'll put them in your description so you ALWAYS know.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 28, 2013, 05:51:54 pm
Post by: Fireiy on February 28, 2013, 06:47:49 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on February 28, 2013, 09:16:33 pm
"Samurott, eh? Think I'll name you Wallace. You look like a Wallace."
Lou attempts to make eye contact with May, thus forcing her into a Pokemon battle, and has Samurott use Hydro Pump on Blaziken, because he'd have to be a fool not to take advantage of a Water move with STAB against a Fire type.
Post by: RaNDM on March 01, 2013, 01:07:35 am
The nearest pokemanz right now is Lugia, who's thoroughly distracted by it's singed wing! You slowly walk over to it, calmly bouncing the POGOHAMMER from side to side, building up the power in it, before using a hard downwards swing to propel yourself into the air above the water-bird-ice-monster-THING, bringing the large green mallet down on the beast's head, causing less of a bloody explosion and more of a...flood? The creature bursts like a balloon, water flooding the area, before soaking down into the floor, leaving no trace but a few puddles.
(2 Points Gained!)
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!"
I bounce off the wall and land feet first on the floor. My style points are off the freakin' charts right now, seriously, you can't even count how fast these points are climbing.
I take a look around. Seems the other fighters are busy dealing with Dawn and May. I turn my glance toward Ethan and fetch Red's Zapdos.
RaN: Challenge Ethan! Your boldness will force him to surrender! (or at least make him piss himself...)
"I already killed your buddy! You gonna fight me or what?"
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on March 01, 2013, 04:18:05 am
"Dammit not again!"
Nacho attempts to stop drop and roll on Torterra's grassy shell!
Post by: mistertimn on March 01, 2013, 11:23:03 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on March 01, 2013, 11:27:47 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on March 02, 2013, 06:24:13 am
Post by: RaNDM on March 04, 2013, 02:35:44 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on March 04, 2013, 02:57:04 pm
Post by: TCM on March 06, 2013, 09:53:23 pm
Post by: detective1412 on March 08, 2013, 07:06:27 am
Regigigas: Kill the crushed Ethan. (roll a 6,please!)
Post by: Yoink on March 08, 2013, 08:22:24 am
Tara's voice had failed, she was yet to find words to express her inner trauma at the moment.
She still managed to act, however, rushing over to the flaming Nacho.
>Whip out my medigun and train it full-blast on Nacho! (Making sure to keep my spycicle at a safe distance from the flames.)
>Infact, once he's out of the whole 'imminent death' stage, try to supercharge him! ((Har har I can TF2... too?))
((Also sorry for taking so long, and sorry to hear about that burglary. D: You need a team of trained guardrats!))
Post by: Fireiy on March 08, 2013, 11:34:39 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 08, 2013, 04:13:50 pm
Note that you need a special heart transplant for Uber to work. Otherwise, your heart could blow up.That's an ubercharge, who knows what a Supercharge does?
Post by: Yoink on March 08, 2013, 04:47:20 pm
Post by: RaNDM on March 08, 2013, 07:02:02 pm
Post by: Fireiy on March 16, 2013, 01:43:43 am
Post by: RaNDM on March 18, 2013, 02:23:21 pm
Right?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on March 23, 2013, 02:26:33 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 02, 2013, 05:15:09 pm
Sympathize with, comfort, and befriend Dawn. If Defeat = Friendship (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DefeatEqualsFriendship), surely Friendship = Defeat? Even if not, it's a nice gesture.[5+1 Vs. 2] As you sit down next to the girl, a large tree pops out behind you, protecting you from the harmful UV rays from above. You prepare for the long conversation ahead, deciding to start off with a heartwarming 'Everything is going to be okay...'
...And promptly fall to the floor as the girl you were leaning against disappears into thin air. Huh. You didn't think you were THAT sympathetic...
Just as you start to turn away, the tree pops back down into the floor, and a lone ball plonks to the floor. It appears to be unlabelled, but a deck of rectangular plates made of various materials falls down next to it soon after. You pick them up, and are suddenly dropped through the floor into a strange underground room.
Right now, it's too dark to see anything, though.
ITEMS GAINED:
1 Plate Package
ALLY GAINED:
-???
Torterra decides to go free and romp through the mall, free from bonds of tight metal balls.
Read my book now.[6] You crack open the incredibly large book, and feel immense force pulsating through your body. You drop down to your knees, clenching your fists and teeth!
Then you pass out.
You wake up moments later to Gumshoe leaning over you. You shake your head and sit up. Everything looks...odd. Maybe it's your glasses.
Wait.
You don't wear glasses.
You reach up to your face and try to take them off, but to no avail. They seem to be attached to your face. You leap to your feet, and try to look around. When you look up, an incredibly warm feeling starts to form in your palms and chest. Left, you hear static in your ears. Right, and your neck feels wet for some reason. Finally, when you look down, you swear you feel ivy crawling up your back. You come to the conclusion that these must have come from the book! Elemental powers...You've always wanted to try something like this...
ABILITIES GAINED:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Wow, Lou really channeled the spirit of Old Alan(Senile Bandit Extraordinaire) there.[2] You name your new pal and close the MetaMenu, going on your merry way. You attempt to make eye contact with May, but she just keeps moving TOO DARN MUCH. GAH.
"Samurott, eh? Think I'll name you Wallace. You look like a Wallace."
Lou attempts to make eye contact with May, thus forcing her into a Pokemon battle, and has Samurott use Hydro Pump on Blaziken, because he'd have to be a fool not to take advantage of a Water move with STAB against a Fire type.
Ethan accepts the challenge, tossing out his Ho-Oh! It has health that nobody really cares about and moves that it probably won't get to use.The nearest pokemanz right now is Lugia, who's thoroughly distracted by it's singed wing! You slowly walk over to it, calmly bouncing the POGOHAMMER from side to side, building up the power in it, before using a hard downwards swing to propel yourself into the air above the water-bird-ice-monster-THING, bringing the large green mallet down on the beast's head, causing less of a bloody explosion and more of a...flood? The creature bursts like a balloon, water flooding the area, before soaking down into the floor, leaving no trace but a few puddles.
(2 Points Gained!)
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!"
I bounce off the wall and land feet first on the floor. My style points are off the freakin' charts right now, seriously, you can't even count how fast these points are climbing.
I take a look around. Seems the other fighters are busy dealing with Dawn and May. I turn my glance toward Ethan and fetch Red's Zapdos.
RaN: Challenge Ethan! Your boldness will force him to surrender! (or at least make him piss himself...)
"I already killed your buddy! You gonna fight me or what?"
[5 Vs. 5] See? They both fly up into the rafters, leaving the two of you to duke it out yourselves. That is, if you feel like it.
Respectfully mourn the Death of Glorio--FUCK I'M ON FIRE![6] Torterra runs off into the mall before you can catch it, so you decide to roll around on the ground. The fire goes out quickly, and leaves without any kind of burn! Lucky you!
"Dammit not again!"
Nacho attempts to stop drop and roll on Torterra's grassy shell!
Be sad at sudden lack of shoes[3] You manage to shed a single tear for your beloved shoe friends, before realizing OHEYPOKEMANZ.
SHOOT SOMEBODY[1] You decide to shoot yourself.
[3 Vs. 6] Luckily, your gun jams. Phew!
Genman: Speak some random but awesome speech that makes my enemies explode in pieces. (roll a 5,please!)[1, 3] You try to begin a speech, but you just can't seem to speak for some reason. Ethan turns to you, one hand in the air, pointed at you. He tosses his Pokéballs behind him, and begin walking towards you. Regigigas seems confused by the ordeal, and decides to avoid stepping in.
Regigigas: Kill the crushed Ethan. (roll a 6,please!)
Suddenly, the lights in the mall turn off. A single light comes down over Ethan. Another over Genman. Everyone keeps on fighting, as if they cannot see what is happening.
"How DARE you try to force me into submission?! Don't you know I am the master of the Force!?"
The vision of Ethan fades away, leaving behind a very, VERY angry DARTH VADER.
He tightens the grip on your neck, lifting you higher into the air.
"I think I'm going to need to teach you a lesson in homicidal etiquette."
His grip tightens! WHAT DO?
"..."You rush over to Nacho, and watch him drop to the floor and begin frantically rolling around. You help him out a bit by pulling the large handle on the Medigun and pointing the beam at him.
Tara's voice had failed, she was yet to find words to express her inner trauma at the moment.
She still managed to act, however, rushing over to the flaming Nacho.
>Whip out my medigun and train it full-blast on Nacho! (Making sure to keep my spycicle at a safe distance from the flames.)
>Infact, once he's out of the whole 'imminent death' stage, try to supercharge him! ((Har har I can TF2... too?))
((Also sorry for taking so long, and sorry to hear about that burglary. D: You need a team of trained guardrats!))
He gets up and begins to thank you, as you try to Übercharge him.
Strength of Beam Vs. Strength of Heart
[4 Vs. 3] You press the glowing Ü Button on the side, and watch in horror as Nacho's gaze goes from happy to Dead White.
Maybe he needs a bigger heart...
BOSS TURNS:
DARTH VADER continues Force-Choking GenMan!
[3+1 Vs. 3] It's getting REAAAALLY hard to breath for him!
Blaziken attacks Tara with a random flurry of kicks!
[1 Vs. 4] BUT IT BECAME AN OVERUSED JOKE.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 02, 2013, 05:26:48 pm
Determine where I am. Determine if my probably-friend is anywhere around here. Or at least a light switch. Look arpund.
We have an Avatar and a With Lord now?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 02, 2013, 05:28:57 pm
We have an Avatar and a With Lord now?
...I assume by With Lord you mean 'Sith Lord'. And yes.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 02, 2013, 05:32:45 pm
Stupid autocorrect...We have an Avatar and a With Lord now?...I assume by With Lord you mean 'Sith Lord'. And yes.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 02, 2013, 05:35:50 pm
ALSO, if you'd look at your Status, you'd see you have 10 kills now.Stupid autocorrect...We have an Avatar and a With Lord now?...I assume by With Lord you mean 'Sith Lord'. And yes.
YES, THIS LOVELY ROOM OF DARKNESS is YOUR Treasure Room! Just light it up and TAKE WHAT YOU WANT!
Post by: ReDeadEr on April 02, 2013, 07:11:27 pm
Lou uses Janitorial Scolding on May!
Post by: Fireiy on April 02, 2013, 11:30:46 pm
Tell Gumshoe to find evidence about Darth Vader. After that, use Logic Chess on Darth Vadar.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 04, 2013, 10:02:21 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 05, 2013, 01:56:08 am
RESPAWN. Preferably up in the rafters so I can prepare to body-slam an enemy from the ceiling!
Post by: RaNDM on April 09, 2013, 11:14:57 pm
What Vader?
Zapdos: Thunder on Ho-Oh.
Post by: TCM on April 09, 2013, 11:30:40 pm
Post by: detective1412 on April 10, 2013, 05:32:09 pm
Regigias: Attack Darth Vader with Giga Impact with if he refuses the offer!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 10, 2013, 09:19:21 pm
Post by: RaNDM on April 10, 2013, 10:45:22 pm
Suddenly, the lights in the mall turn off. A single light comes down over Ethan. Another over Genman. Everyone keeps on fighting, as if they cannot see what is happening.
((Whoops. I didn't catch that the first couple times reading. If I can make a suggestion, could you put combat details in a different color? Something like blue that grabs our attention.))
((Mind you, Only Genman and Regigigas can actually see Darth. The others don't see anything.))
RaN: Freak at sudden loss of vision.
"OH GOD I'M BLIND!"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 10, 2013, 10:51:57 pm
...Not in that way. I mean, the whole Darth Sequence is invisible to you guys. I'll be right back, I'm putting that in the turn so it'll be easier for me to Copy-Paste.Suddenly, the lights in the mall turn off. A single light comes down over Ethan. Another over Genman. Everyone keeps on fighting, as if they cannot see what is happening.
((Whoops. I didn't catch that the first couple times reading. If I can make a suggestion, could you put combat details in a different color? Something like blue that grabs our attention.))((Mind you, Only Genman and Regigigas can actually see Darth. The others don't see anything.))
RaN: Freak at sudden loss of vision.
"OH GOD I'M BLIND!"
Post by: RaNDM on April 10, 2013, 11:04:21 pm
Post by: Fireiy on April 11, 2013, 03:20:47 am
Try out my powers.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 11, 2013, 04:29:46 pm
Post by: RaNDM on April 12, 2013, 01:31:31 pm
Post by: detective1412 on April 14, 2013, 01:15:52 am
We are the TMCGT,we can easily
Post by: RaNDM on April 20, 2013, 02:50:29 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 20, 2013, 02:58:51 am
and you?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 20, 2013, 09:28:52 am
Post by: RaNDM on April 20, 2013, 01:41:44 pm
@star: That's what you get for buying a Mac.
Post by: RaNDM on May 10, 2013, 02:22:51 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on May 11, 2013, 12:25:57 pm
Post by: RaNDM on May 11, 2013, 03:01:24 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on May 11, 2013, 04:22:57 pm
A Semi-Hiatus.
Post by: Martintox on May 15, 2013, 06:25:59 pm
Now, I'm gonna go kthxbai
Post by: RaNDM on May 15, 2013, 09:53:25 pm
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!
Post by: detective1412 on June 02, 2013, 11:02:41 am
Now please go back to what are you doing before you read this message.
Cherish your life.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 02, 2013, 10:39:38 pm
So all Hiatuses coming to an end in about two weeks. School's almost over, and I need to crack down on Tech and Science. But once everything's taken care of, all of my RTDs will be back up and running, that means Mall Fight, GhoulBusters, Roll To Strife, and maybe. just maybe, I'll make a map and that one Magicka RTD can return from beyond the grave.
~Greenstarfanatic
Post by: RaNDM on June 03, 2013, 03:58:35 pm
Post by: RaNDM on July 01, 2013, 11:05:20 pm
How's everyone tonight?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 01, 2013, 11:06:15 pm
Stupid fun magical girl roleplay.
Post by: RaNDM on July 01, 2013, 11:10:44 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 01, 2013, 11:18:46 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 02, 2013, 02:04:02 am
GUESS WHAT GUYS? THE TURN IS ALMOST READY! BE PREPARED FOR THE MEDIOCRE RETURN TOMORROW AT NOON. WEST COAST TIME, OF COURSE.
NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 02, 2013, 02:11:15 pm
AND NOW,
THE MOMENT YOU'VE AALLL BEEN WAITING FOR!
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DAHDAHDAHDAHDAHHHDEEDEDEELEEDEEDEEDEEDAHHDEEEDELEEDAHDEEDAHDAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AN UPDAAAATE!
THE MOMENT YOU'VE AALLL BEEN WAITING FOR!
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DAHDAHDAHDAHDAHHHDEEDEDEELEEDEEDEEDEEDAHHDEEEDELEEDAHDEEDAHDAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AN UPDAAAATE!
"...Dawn?"[2] Fuck. It really is far too dark in here.
Determine where I am. Determine if my probably-friend is anywhere around here. Or at least a light switch. Look arpund.
Maybe...
If you could just...
OOF!
There appears to be a large...somethingorother in front of you, getting to about waist height. You feel around it, and it seems very cold to the touch. It's probably made of metal, but you can't be sure. Actually...you think you feel some sort of hole in the front. Whether it's a latch or some kind of lock, you can't be sure, though.
"Quit runnin' around like that! Don't any of you young'ns have any pride as Pokemon trainers?"[1 Vs. 3] You walk up to May, brandishing your mop. You open up your mouth to say something to the teenager, but she merely looks your way for a moment, giving you a stern look.
Lou uses Janitorial Scolding on May!
"Beat it, Gramps. I'm a bit busy."
Hm. A bit of sass on her, is there? You think you could do good in beating her into shape, the brat.
Try out my powers.[6 Vs. 1] You look towards the only Pokémon out at the moment, Blaziken, and a few thoughts race through your mind. Ah, the memories of playing Pokémon Emerald as a young lad. What was Blaziken weak to again? Oh yeah, water. The thought of water sends a cold feeling down your arms, and you put your hands out. A gelatinous-looking clear-blue material begins forming in your palms, and as you move them, it stays in its place. Taking little time, you create a nice-sized orb, which you find out you can control! Sweet.
You focus your mind on tossing the ball, and it goes shooting away from you at ludicrous speeds, impacting with Blaziken's side and knocking it to the ground. The beast dissolves slowly, leaving a few stray feathers behind.
Meanwhile, May gives you the dirtiest look, tossing a pair of Pokéballs out at once, releasing Kyogre and Groudon, both towering menacingly over everyone. She pulls up a chair and a drink, in preparation to watch the show.
((Whoops. Well I think I have at least established that Nacho is pretty much fireproof unlike Vader over there))[6] You respawn on a catwalk leading from one set of rafters to the next. On one end of the catwalk is...a lemonade stand, for some reason, and the other end houses a small chest, bright yellow and bearing a black H. You can't make out the rest of the logo, but you can tell there's a word BEGINNING with H there.
RESPAWN. Preferably up in the rafters so I can prepare to body-slam an enemy from the ceiling!
Meanwhile, a small section of the catwalk doesn't have railing. Instead, there's a hook, a long elastic cord, and some kind of...ankle wrap or something. Either way, BUNGEE JUMPING!
Zapdos: Thunder on Ho-Oh.
RaN: Freak at sudden loss of vision.Zapdos is very confused. It seems to be the only bird in the area. Save for Pigeons, that is. Although, there is a giant flying whale beast flying around. But it doesn't look a thing like Ho-oh.
"OH GOD I'M BLIND!"
Meanwhile, you yourself begin freaking our, running in circles, and shouting random gibberish at your pets.
So basically a Friday Night.
ICE A MOTHAFUCKA[5 vs. 1] FUCK YEAH. Deciding against going against fire and water beasts fifty times larger than you, you walk up to [7] that guy running around and screaming like you do every Friday Night, and pump a couple rounds into his neck. That should shoosh him for a bit.
At this point, an announcement comes on throughout the mall, including the Respawn Waiting Room.
"Attention Fighters, in an attempt to bring in more be-IMEAN...*ahem* speed things up a bit, every time one of you needs to use the New-U Respawn Room, we will be taking one of your items as payment, in a way. Now get back in there and keep beating the everloving crap out of each other.
Upon hearing the message, RaNDM looks in his Fetch Modus to see that the card for his [3] Beloved Steel Umbrella has disappeared. Fuck, that was his only umbrella. Now he'll have to get a new one.
Genman: Gangsta' style on Darth Vader. "Yo brah,stop choking me with da force,i ain't do nothing to you but you are trying to kill me? We are both evil! We should make a council of evil or something shit like that."[5 Vs. 2]
Regigias: Attack Darth Vader with Giga Impact with if he refuses the offer!
Upon hearing your proposal, Darth flicks a knob on his helmet.
"Aww, hell man. That'd be DOPE. I'm in, bro." he says in a skater-esque voice.
He begins fishing around in his cape, before handing you a grey semi-cylindrical object.
"Imma go on a fuckin' recruitment drive. Take this and do some kinda evil shit or somethin', I dunno. Just remember, I'M WATCHIN' YOU. I'll bring you back here when I've gotten the gang together, 'aight?"
And just like that, you and Regigigas are back in the Food Court. Damn, they wrecked some shit in here. You think back on what Vader said. Now to make the choice whether to betray him and go rogue, or stick with the plan and get some dope pals.
Tara and Dominic stare at each other awkwardly.
Boss Turns:
Kyogre and Groudon really just wait for May's command. Which never comes. Because she forgot to give them the memo that they were fighting on their own this battle.
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YAY. DETERMINATION FINALLY PREVAILS OVER PROCRASTINATION.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 02, 2013, 03:44:30 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on July 02, 2013, 11:11:14 pm
Time to teach this young'n what it means to be a Pokemon trainer. Samurott, use Hydro Pump on Groudon!
Post by: Fireiy on July 03, 2013, 04:27:53 am
Try electricity bending on Kyogre.
Oh, and have Gumshoe protect me if something goes wrong.
Post by: TCM on July 03, 2013, 09:02:48 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 04, 2013, 07:31:29 am
Post by: RaNDM on July 05, 2013, 07:37:00 pm
ICE A MOTHAFUCKA[5 vs. 1] FUCK YEAH. Deciding against going against fire and water beasts fifty times larger than you, you walk up to [7] that guy running around and screaming like you do every Friday Night, and pump a couple rounds into his neck. That should shoosh him for a bit.
At this point, an announcement comes on throughout the mall, including the Respawn Waiting Room.
"Attention Fighters, in an attempt to bring in more be-IMEAN...*ahem* speed things up a bit, every time one of you needs to use the New-U Respawn Room, we will be taking one of your items as payment, in a way. Now get back in there and keep beating the everloving crap out of each other.
Upon hearing the message, RaNDM looks in his Fetch Modus to see that the card for his [3] Beloved Steel Umbrella has disappeared. Fuck, that was his only umbrella. Now he'll have to get a new one.
"Yo, that's not cool man."
I summon Articuno.
"Hey. You probably don't know me, but I need something from you."
I point my thumb at Charles.
"You see that guy?"
Articuno: "Use Frost Breath. Ice that motherfucker."
The great bird cleans her feathers a bit, then flies away to her task.
I wander over to Zapdos.
"Hey you!"
Zapdos: "Use Thunder Wave on Kyogre!"
The bird just kind of shrugs his feathers.
"The big flying whale thing!"
Zapdos nods and flies after the big flying whale thing.
"Now I just need something to do."
RaN: Find May. Use a
There she is, just sitting there with her legs crossed. She doesn't look so tough. I let out a sigh.
"Let's get this over with."
I clear my throat, stuff my hands in my pockets and walk over to her.
"Ay gurl."
She looks up.
"You must be a Plusle because you're positively stunning." *double-pistols and a wink*
Post by: detective1412 on July 08, 2013, 03:14:52 am
Genman then notices Tara and Dominic not really far away from him.
"Guess what Regigigas? LET'S KILL THEM! But wait, what is this gray semi-cylindrical thingy? Damn it, I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED STAR WARS! Well, whatever."
Attack Tara with the "gray, semi-cylindrical thing".
Regigas: Stomp Dominic. Who needs a move when you can stomp like a boss?
Post by: Patrick Hunt on August 01, 2013, 07:35:34 pm
Occupation : Assassin, Specifically a shadow blade. ( Very good at stealth and killing with blades. )
Special skill : Blade fighting.
Description : It's his job and she likes getting stuff for killing people, and just killing people.
Starting Item : Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2013, 07:40:58 pm
Post by: RaNDM on August 02, 2013, 12:45:08 am
Post by: detective1412 on August 02, 2013, 09:39:35 am
HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVESARY, EVERYONE!
Post by: RaNDM on August 07, 2013, 03:04:07 am
Post by: ReDeadEr on August 10, 2013, 11:09:03 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 10, 2013, 03:25:32 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 10, 2013, 07:26:25 pm
Yep, I'm a horrible GM. I'm really REALLY sorry guys, Turn On The Way.
Post by: RaNDM on August 11, 2013, 12:34:48 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 21, 2013, 12:11:38 pm
Attempt to open the thing. Whatever it is.[6] You grip the "Handle" tightly, and put your back into tossing the lid of this...thing open! It's surprisingly light actually, and you stumble backwards after it flies open, smashing into the wall. Lucky you, though, you must have hit the light switch! A wave of light fills the room, glinting off the shiny silver chest you just opened. Inside is...
Holy shit, that's a lot of stuff.
Chest Contents:
A Stick(?)
A Broom
Like, Ten Bowler hats
A Small, Grey plushie of...something, with black hair and a turtleneck. You can't make out the emblem on the shirt, though.
Two Large books, one Large, Red, with a Gold Lock, and one Small, Green, Paperback. Neither of them have titles.
A pair of spiked Knuckledusters
A sign, which reads as follows:
PLEASE TAKE ONLY FOUR ITEMS.
IF YOU DISOBEY THIS, YOUR HAND WILL BE AT THE CHEST'S MERCY
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
IF YOU DISOBEY THIS, YOUR HAND WILL BE AT THE CHEST'S MERCY
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Well, that sounds ominous.
An elevator of some sort suddenly appears behind you, waiting for you to take your items and return to the surface world.
"...Ignorin' a challenge to a Pokemon battle and then sendin' out two Pokemon to attack somebody who doesn't have any? That's a paddlin'."[2+1 Vs. 2] YOUR RAGE IS BOILING OVER. HOW DARE SHE.
Time to teach this young'n what it means to be a Pokemon trainer. Samurott, use Hydro Pump on Groudon!
Sending Samurott to do your fighting for you, you sit back and watch as Samurott pitifully bumps into Groudon, sending them both to the ground.
Impressive.
"Well, I didn't expect THAT to happen..."[2] Despite all of your grunting and groaning, all you really manage to do is make the lights flicker on an off a bit. PHOOEY.
Try electricity bending on Kyogre.
Oh, and have Gumshoe protect me if something goes wrong.
[4] Gumshoe, on the other hand, is fully prepared to defend you with his life! (+1 to Defense for rest of turn)
DODGE POKEMON, ICE RANDM AGAIN FOR TRYING TO ICE ME WITH ICE[2 Vs. 2] Yeah, you do a sufficient job Dodging, getting hit by the stray calming mist every once and a while, but nothing damaging.
[3+1 Vs. 3] Finishing your Bullet-Time-Max-Payne dive out of cover and towards RaNDM, you let off a couple rounds, penetrating his foot and grazing his side, but nothing else. He'll be in a bit of pain, though.
Open the H box and drink a gallon of lemonade![5] Intrigued, you approach the yellow box, and as you reach out to touch it, it comes to life! Wait, no, it's just opening with a really funky mechanism. Either way, a Pink and Orange light emanate from the inner workings of the box, before a pair of rather bright guns slide out for display. You pick them up, adding the Slow Hand and the Longbow to your inventory!
[4] Feeling satisfied with your latest loot, you saunter over to the lemonade stand, and chug a gallon of the stuff in celebration. When you finish, you stuff the jug in your inventory as well. It could be useful.
SUDDENLY, a loud noise! BEHIND YOU! AUGH! PANIC! AT THE DISCO!
A...store seems to have appeared, floating mysteriously in front of the catwalk. The door is closed, but could easily be opened by a simple tug...
I point my thumb at Charles.[2+1 Vs. 4] Ha! Like a Gangsta like him could ever be sufficiently iced. Seriously, the ice just melts right off him.
"You see that guy?"
Articuno: "Use Frost Breath. Ice that motherfucker."
Zapdos: "Use Thunder Wave on Kyogre!"
RaN: Find May. Use aterribleclever one-liner on her.
"Ay gurl."
She looks up.
"You must be a Plusle because you're positively stunning." *double-pistols and a wink*
[3+1 Vs. 1] Meanwhile Kyogre is just flying around, enjoying the space, when SHE GETS A EXTREMELY PAINFUL ELECTRICAL SHOCK.
The shock leaves her nearly dead, but still has enough energy to keep flying and take HER REVENGE.
Later, though.
[6+1 Vs. 5] You yourself have more important things to concern yourself with.
Like picking up chicks.
With One-Liners.
Sauntering over to May, you look her up and down, and suavely say
"How you doin'?"
She looks your way, with a scowl on her face. Thinking quickly, you use your backup plan.
"Ay gurl, you must be a Plusle because you're Positively stunning, yo."
Shooting her a very cheesy move that would better be described as 'Double Pistols and a Wonk' the way you did it, you wait for her reaction.
Aaaaand she's giggling. She blushes, and winks back at you, before going back to fighting. Hm. Maybe you just need to try a bit harder?
"What. It works? Well, i'm alright with that. Let's just hope Vader brings the kinds of Voldemort and Sauron, but not The Joker."[6 Vs. 6] Taking advantage of the situation, if there even IS one, you run at Tara, brandishing the Cylinder. When in sufficient range, you...
Genman then notices Tara and Dominic not really far away from him.
"Guess what Regigigas? LET'S KILL THEM! But wait, what is this gray semi-cylindrical thingy? Damn it, I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED STAR WARS! Well, whatever."
Attack Tara with the "gray, semi-cylindrical thing".
Regigas: Stomp Dominic. Who needs a move when you can stomp like a boss?
Toss the cylinder at her. It bounces off her leg and lands at her feet. She doesn't seem to notice, actually.
[4+1 Vs. 4] Meanwhile, Regigigas learns from your mistakes, and runs up to Dominic. He lifts his leg high and....
Falls over. Dammit. However, in his clumsiness, he manages to kick Wyatt in the side, knocking him over.
The two of them are still talking to each other, albeit...in a very awkward way.
Name : Dominic Hunter[Spawn Roll: 6]
Occupation : Assassin, Specifically a shadow blade. ( Very good at stealth and killing with blades. )
Special skill : Blade fighting.
Description : It's his job and she likes getting stuff for killing people, and just killing people.
Starting Item : Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Entering the Mall, the hooded newcomer watches as a strange device materializes on his wrist. Pah, not the first time he's had things magically appearing on him. Although this seemed much more...technologically advanced than the normal strange tattoo or Goddess-Charmed Bracelet. No, more of a strange digital watch with a holographic keyboard. A message pops up on the screen of it, prompting for some kind of 'Spawn Location' mumbo jumbo.
But, he's watched enough in his travels to know the meaning of 'Spawn', at least. The question is, where would he want to start off at here...
AHA! He heard that one of the newly opened stores was some kind of bladed weapons shop, so why not that? He checks the ever-changing map that he pulls from his pocket, and locates the store. He types the coordinates for it, 61Gamma-B90.
A message instead pops up on the screen.
LOCATION UNAVAILABLE. REDIRECTING.
Redirecting?
What does it mean by WHOOOOOOAOH.
He feels an incredibly rush of air as the process does its thing, plonking him in the middle of a large room. It's...quite desecrated, actually. Weapons strewn everywhere, shelves knocked over. Oh well, not his problem. He just wants some cool shit.
However...Something feels amiss. The door is....closed. He jaunts over to the door, opening it to see...
That the store is floating high above the food court. And from what he can see, there's some kind of battle going on...
Looking up, he sees a catwalk right in front of him. On it are a Fortune-Telling booth, a Wooden Closet, and a strange lack of Mexican Wrestler. Stepping out onto the metal walkway, he starts his journey into the mall...
Boss Turns:
Kyogre, using the last of her strength, uses BODY SLAM on EVERYBODY.
Haha, no, only [4] Charles.
[3+1 Vs. 3] Charles dives out of the way at the last second, but the shock of the impact sends him flying into a pillar! Oooh, that probably hurt quite a bit. And maybe broke an arm.
Groudon, meanwhile, turns around, and uses FLAMETHROWER on Lou!
[1+1 Vs. 3] But the might of the flame is no match for the agility of the...janitor.
May, meanwhile, sits down, and glances at RaNDM every once and awhile.
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Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)
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Post by: ReDeadEr on August 21, 2013, 12:46:54 pm
Just calmly walk over, ignoring the angry fire-breathing Legendary, and bludgeon May upside the head with the Broom. If she's gonna call herself a trainer, she's gotta learn some discipline.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 21, 2013, 02:25:15 pm
If this fails, grab the plushy, green book, and stick, then analyze them. Fourth item will be chosen next turn.
Post by: Patrick Hunt on August 21, 2013, 03:38:39 pm
Post by: Fireiy on August 21, 2013, 06:48:01 pm
Post by: TCM on August 21, 2013, 09:23:54 pm
Post by: RaNDM on August 22, 2013, 01:30:36 am
[2+1 Vs. 4] Ha! Like a Gangsta like him could ever be sufficiently iced. Seriously, the ice just melts right off him.
Articuno: Keep doing what you're doing.
Continue blasting the Mini-Uzi at RanDM and avoiding his pokemon attacks!
Zapdos: Drill Peck on Westly's good arm.
[3+1 Vs. 1] Meanwhile Kyogre is just flying around, enjoying the space, when SHE GETS A EXTREMELY PAINFUL ELECTRICAL SHOCK.
The shock leaves her nearly dead, but still has enough energy to keep flying and take HER REVENGE.
I scratch my head, wondering how a paralyze attack can cause near-fatal damage.
Aaaaand she's giggling. She blushes, and winks back at you, before going back to fighting. Hm. Maybe you just need to try a bit harder?
Small victories, Greenstar. Small victories.
RaN:
"What guy?"
That guy. With the broom.
I spot the old janitor ready to bap May sideways.
"One sec, okay?"
I do the mature, responsible thing and hold up the old man.
"Hey."
RaN: Knee him in the crotch.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 23, 2013, 06:34:38 pm
Holster strange new weaponry, approach new store.
Bust down the door, get on the floor!
Post by: Parsely on August 26, 2013, 07:25:48 pm
Post by: Parsely on August 26, 2013, 07:38:50 pm
Occupation: Mek Boy
Special Skill: Can build lotsa shooty stuff and make stuff whats already shooty make more noise
Quick Description: Sounds like yew boyz cuwd yews ah gud clobberin'
Starting Item: Big Shootah (heavy weapon wiv lots of dakka, even a pointy ead on vee end)
Post by: detective1412 on August 30, 2013, 04:28:53 am
On an unrelated note, Saints Row IV is awesome.
Regigigas: Charge Hyper Beam. Stop being clumsy.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 30, 2013, 12:29:39 pm
The mall, officially, is in Canada.
Post by: RaNDM on August 31, 2013, 12:27:33 am
Post by: Parsely on August 31, 2013, 04:20:08 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 31, 2013, 09:29:06 pm
I assume you mean 'Mech Boy' by 'Mek Boy'
First of all, for bonuses, would you like a +1 to Mechanics and a +1 to piloting/using robotics, or just a straight up +2 to Mechanics?
Second of all, I would prefer if you were a bit clearer on what your starting item really is, and if you could have a less...destructive starting item.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 31, 2013, 09:41:03 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 31, 2013, 10:22:10 pm
Post by: Patrick Hunt on August 31, 2013, 10:37:30 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on August 31, 2013, 10:50:23 pm
That helps in no way whatsoever. Do you mean that's what he means by 'Mek Boy'? Do you mean that's why he typed it like he was drunk?He typed it like he was an ork. They have weapons called shootas, call their technicians mek boys, and if I recall correctly have guns that shoot goblins through Hell.
Post by: Parsely on August 31, 2013, 10:56:27 pm
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/MekboyThis. ^^
A +2 to mechanics or just making stuff out of nothing works. Sorry for putting confuzzles in your brain. :C But yeah I was jus' tryin' to be orky and whatnot.. Sowwy.. :'c I'll have a toolbox instead if the 'shootah' is a problem. For putting tools in and mashing heads. They're very much breakable if that's any consolation.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 01, 2013, 12:38:11 am
If I remember correctly, part of the rules state that, for the most part, you're a regular human being who happens to have a job (However obscure it may be) and a special skill.
Post by: Parsely on September 01, 2013, 12:41:04 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 01, 2013, 01:40:29 am
Post by: Parsely on September 01, 2013, 01:41:18 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 01, 2013, 08:30:26 am
Oh, uh...He's an orkish cosplayer?
If I remember correctly, part of the rules state that, for the most part, you're a regular human being who happens to have a job (However obscure it may be) and a special skill.
Post by: Parsely on September 01, 2013, 03:40:55 pm
It's the closest I can get. Pretty nuts.Oh, uh...He's an orkish cosplayer?
If I remember correctly, part of the rules state that, for the most part, you're a regular human being who happens to have a job (However obscure it may be) and a special skill.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 01, 2013, 06:15:11 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 01, 2013, 09:06:00 pm
Post by: RaNDM on September 01, 2013, 11:21:25 pm
"Is this just fantasy?"
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 02, 2013, 02:23:55 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 02, 2013, 07:27:31 am
Post by: RaNDM on September 04, 2013, 08:40:59 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 04, 2013, 08:42:47 pm
I'm just a poor boy!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 04, 2013, 08:47:17 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 04, 2013, 09:52:09 pm
Post by: RaNDM on September 05, 2013, 06:13:33 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 05, 2013, 06:33:32 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 05, 2013, 04:12:42 pm
"...You ain't even payin' attention when somebody challenges you to a pokemon battle. Now that's just plain shameful."[6 Vs. 5+1]
Just calmly walk over, ignoring the angry fire-breathing Legendary, and bludgeon May upside the head with the Broom. If she's gonna call herself a trainer, she's gotta learn some discipline.
Leaping up onto a table, you yell in her general direction, shaming her for ignoring a fellow pokémon trainer! She looks up at you, and scoffs. She must think you're a complete moron! THE NERVE! You decide to give her a piece of your mind! Leaping from table to table you somersault through the air, bringing the broom down hard on her face! However, your triumphance is quickly sated as you really just dust her face. Damn, she's got good balance it seems. Or you just have, like, no strength.
Attempt to overturn chest.[2] Unfortunately, the chest seems to be very much bolted to the ground. Oh well.
If this fails, grab the plushy, green book, and stick, then analyze them. Fourth item will be chosen next turn.
Picking up the Stick, you feel an amazing sensation course through your body, definitely invigorating you! It feels almost as if you're connected to the stick...
Grabbing the Book, you crack the spin and begin flipping through it. From what you scan, it looks as if it's a diary. That would explain why all the pages are blank.
Wait, no...There are a few pages that actually have stuff near the back. Several cards are taped in, depicting a man in a yellow jacket wielding various weapons, made from...sorta strange things. But they seem to be labelled with names and items, so that helps. Only four cards are there, though.
The first depicts the man hefting a very...spiky Propane Tank over his head, labelled 'I.E.D.' and showing a box of nails and a Propane tank. The second shows him holding a rather childish shotgun toy with something taped to the top, labelled Fire Spitter, and showing a toy shotgun and a Tiki Torch. The third shows him with...oh god that looks absolutely stupid. He has a pair of boxing gloves with kitchen knives crudely duct-taped onto it, labelled, fittingly enough, Knife Gloves. It shows the obvious combination of Boxing Gloves and Knives. Finally, the last card just shows him with an amplifier on his back and an electric guitar slung around him. It's labelled 'Power Guitar', and just shows the Amp and Guitar combo.
As you pick up the Plushie, though, nothing spectacular happens. You look it over, and notice the pull string on the back. You contemplate pulling it...
Now, you have one item left. After that, you'll re-enter the arena. What will it be!?
Gather up every single weapon in the shop into 1 place so I can choose what I want to take.[3] Oh god, there are far too many weapons for THAT. Gathering together what isn't broken and that you can carry that ISN'T broken and that you can wield, though, leaves you with...
Yep, just two weapons. One's obviously a Tomahawk, and the other's a strange dagger labelled 'The Arkansas Toothpick'.
Before you can decide what to pick, though, a quite large man in a mask busts through the door on the opposite side of the room, crashing to the floor! Instinctively, you hide behind an overturned shelf...
Explore a bit.[2] Creating a suspended cube of water to swim in is widely considered to NOT be exploring. But DAMN if it isn't fun!
Continue blasting the Mini-Uzi at RanDM and avoiding his pokemon attacks![4-1 Vs. 1] HAH! AND THEY SAID SHOOTING AN UZI WITH ONE HAND WOULD MAKE IT INACCURATE!
Several bullets connect with RaNDM, piercing several organs and definitely causing severe stomach cramps. (50% chance of -1 to all rolls.
[4 Vs. 4] The ICING attempts by Articuno continue to be foiled by Charles' superior Ice...ness.[2+1 Vs. 4] Ha! Like a Gangsta like him could ever be sufficiently iced. Seriously, the ice just melts right off him.
Articuno: Keep doing what you're doing.Continue blasting the Mini-Uzi at RanDM and avoiding his pokemon attacks!
Zapdos: Drill Peck on Westly's good arm.[3+1 Vs. 1] Meanwhile Kyogre is just flying around, enjoying the space, when SHE GETS A EXTREMELY PAINFUL ELECTRICAL SHOCK.
The shock leaves her nearly dead, but still has enough energy to keep flying and take HER REVENGE.
I scratch my head, wondering how a paralyze attack can cause near-fatal damage.Aaaaand she's giggling. She blushes, and winks back at you, before going back to fighting. Hm. Maybe you just need to try a bit harder?
Small victories, Greenstar. Small victories.
RaN:Ignore sporadic gunfire. End battle with small talk and cultivate a long lasting friendsh-Wait, what's that guy doing?
"What guy?"
That guy. With the broom.
I spot the old janitor ready to bap May sideways.
"One sec, okay?"
I do the mature, responsible thing and hold up the old man.
"Hey."
RaN: Knee him in the crotch.
[2 Vs. 4] Zapdos, definitely taking advantage of its affinity for Electricity, dives at Westly with pinpoint accuracy! Or...it would have been accurate if he hadn't dove to the floor at the last second. Damn gangsters and their superior reaction times...
Missing, Zapdos' beak gets stuck in the pillar behind Westly, and the sight of it trying to free itself is just hilarious, I mean REALLY.
[6 Vs. 3] Unfazed by the BRUTAL attack, RaNDM himself looks to Lou AGGRESSIVELY whacking May in the face with a broom, and takes his anger out on him, waddling over to the janitor! Using quite a bit of his strength, he hops into the air, and lands a decent roundhouse kick on the handyman's handy...man. Yes, that's a new slang term. Tell your friends.
Either way, Lou topples over in pain. Yep. (IN SO MUCH PAIN - -1 to all rolls next turn)
"Hmmm perhaps this panicky disco is our next battleground."[4] Taking a running leap, well, as much of a running leap as you can take from a narrow catwalk like that, you crash through the glass doors, landing in a heap on the ground. Looking around from your position on the floor, you realize that this is that one blade store thing! Yeah!
Holster strange new weaponry, approach new store.
Bust down the door, get on the floor!
Genman: Claim that i'm the new President of the Mother$&“^ing States because i just saved US from being destroyed by nuke.[2] Er, no. That was a firework display. And you really just ruined everyone's 4th of July. Besides, American Government has no place here in CANADA.
On an unrelated note, Saints Row IV is awesome.
Regigigas: Charge Hyper Beam. Stop being clumsy.
Meanwhile, Regigigas [6] CHARGES HIS LAZARS. THEY ARE READY TO FIRE.
GWUINN Spawns inside the Cluckin' Bell Stall!
Seeing as they seem quite uninterested in fighting, Dominic Wyatt and Tara McScara are quickly transported away to the Executive Mall Lounge, where they will live in luxury until they wish to return to the fight.
Boss Turns:
Kyogre, having used the last of its strength, kinda just passes out on the ground and dies, really.
Groudon picks up a table and throws it at [9] GWUINN!
[3+1 Vs. 4] He ducks behind the counter, though, and the table just smashes to bits.
May Stands up and pokes Lou with her foot to see if he's okay.
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Post by: Parsely on September 05, 2013, 04:29:57 pm
Post by: Patrick Hunt on September 05, 2013, 05:44:29 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 05, 2013, 05:46:30 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 05, 2013, 06:50:20 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 05, 2013, 06:53:24 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 05, 2013, 06:59:26 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 05, 2013, 07:05:56 pm
Post by: Fireiy on September 05, 2013, 07:47:38 pm
Post by: Yoink on September 05, 2013, 08:19:27 pm
"Whoah! Oh my gosh, the Executive Lounge? This is like, a-may-zing!"
>Avail myself of the EML's amenities! Specifically, it has a bar fridge, right?!
((Since I have a computer now I may as well start posting in this again. :P))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 05, 2013, 08:53:14 pm
Ah well.
Grab the knuckledusters, then try to knock the other book out of the chest with the stick.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 05, 2013, 10:46:09 pm
Timn, however, seeing as I know he IRL, is permanently gone from the forums. I think. Unless he's updating the title for Roll To Strife.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 05, 2013, 10:47:19 pm
Wow, as soon as I put you in storage you return. It's like kicking you out of a game is your call to action.You did what?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 05, 2013, 10:55:50 pm
Yoink.
Post by: RaNDM on September 06, 2013, 12:25:54 am
[4 Vs. 4] The ICING attempts by Articuno continue to be foiled by Charles' superior Ice...ness.
Articuno: KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
[2 Vs. 4] Zapdos, definitely taking advantage of its affinity for Electricity, dives at Westly with pinpoint accuracy! Or...it would have been accurate if he hadn't dove to the floor at the last second. Damn gangsters and their superior reaction times...
Missing, Zapdos' beak gets stuck in the pillar behind Westly, and the sight of it trying to free itself is just hilarious, I mean REALLY.
I scratch my head, wondering how an attack with 100% accuracy can miss.
Zapdos: Quit screwin' around! Use Charge Beam!
[6 Vs. 3] Unfazed by the BRUTAL attack, RaNDM himself looks to Lou AGGRESSIVELY whacking May in the face with a broom, and takes his anger out on him, waddling over to the janitor! Using quite a bit of his strength, he hops into the air, and lands a decent roundhouse kick on the handyman's handy...man. Yes, that's a new slang term. Tell your friends.
Either way, Lou topples over in pain. Yep. (IN SO MUCH PAIN - -1 to all rolls next turn)
Niiice.
"I just kicked an old man in the crotch," I mutter under my breath. "Why does this make me feel like shit..."
I watch the old man writhe on the cold tile floor, clutching his rocks as if that would stop the pain. Red pools around my feet, and I only begin to notice the blood flowing from the holes in my chest and legs.
"No, that's the blood loss talking."
RaN: Politely ask the girl for a Hyper Potion. Those work on humans, right?
"W-what girl?"
The girl. The one standing next to you.
I turn my head and look at her. She's lost in a blur.
"Hey... Uh... I'm kind of dying."
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 06, 2013, 12:37:58 am
Go arrest Fernando for breaking and entering(Aggressively)Reassure Mr. Edgeworth that I am a law abiding luchador by aggressively showing him my green card
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 06, 2013, 01:09:13 am
...jeez, that had to hurt.
Attempt to flail Glaive-Guisarme in RaNDM's general direction.
Post by: freeformschooler on September 06, 2013, 07:48:12 am
is this and why have I not read it before
Post by: RaNDM on September 06, 2013, 07:15:31 pm
We have been expecting you.
Post by: freeformschooler on September 06, 2013, 09:35:31 pm
is gud game tho, pls keep updating gsf
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 06, 2013, 09:58:37 pm
Post by: detective1412 on September 07, 2013, 09:53:11 am
Regigigas: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Geddit? Kraken? Liam Neeson? Zeus? No?
Okay... IM A FIRIN MA LAZOOORRRR!!1!!11!
Post by: TCM on September 07, 2013, 10:02:04 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 07, 2013, 10:18:42 am
Genman: Bungee-jumping.
...Sir, you're still on the ground.
Post by: Fireiy on September 07, 2013, 01:30:26 pm
He's clearly bungee jumping into hell.Genman: Bungee-jumping.
...Sir, you're still on the ground.
Post by: detective1412 on September 09, 2013, 05:26:51 pm
Genman: Bungee-jumping.
...Sir, you're still on the ground.
Well,uh...
Genman: To the bungee-jumping station!
*cheesy music starts playing*
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 09, 2013, 10:16:03 pm
With no ladder up to it yet?
Good luck.
Post by: TCM on September 09, 2013, 11:24:41 pm
The Pizza.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 09, 2013, 11:41:30 pm
Post by: RaNDM on September 12, 2013, 01:31:41 am
BOND WITH ME JIMMY
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 16, 2013, 04:29:24 pm
Grab the metal parts of the broken table, tear some tubes from the gas cooker and remove the fuel tank as well. Then strap the whole thing together to make a Burna Gun! Bludy humies! I's guna burn the blud outta yeh![4+2] Quickly gathering up the curved metal legs of the broken table and ripping the metal tubes from the cooker, you begin smelling something...odd. But it can't mean much, so you continue on. You unscrew the fuel tank from said cooker, and attach it to your monstrosity of a flame gun. Now all it needs is a flame and you'll be good to go!
Oh, there's a flame! And there! And...
Shit.
The restaurant's on fire.
Grab the two weapons, sneak up behind the strange man. Test them on the back of his head.[1 Vs. 3] Picking up the two weapons, you feel prepared enough to sneak attack on the obli-SHIT HE TURNED AROUND. The large man seems...confused, actually. But he has fucking WOLVERINE claws so he's definitely still a threat. You drop to the ground and try to hide behind a pillar. You've never been caught like this before, so...you're not really sure what to do.
Go arrest Fernando for breaking and entering(Aggressively)[6-2] Your crime senses tingle, and you LEAP INTO ACTION! Or, rather, you create an awesome column of water that you swim up in order to get to the floating building. Good thing you payed extra for the waterproof suit! However, when you reach the catwalk, you see not only one criminal, but TWO! And neither of them realize you're there! WHAT LUCK! But both are well armed. WHAT SHITTY LUCK! Oh. And the Wrestler dude seems to have spotted you. WHAT EVEN WORSE LUCK! Oh, wait. He has a green card. Then THE CRIMINAL MUST BE THE...guy who does not seem to be here any more. WHAT MEDIUM LUCK.
Tara, suddenly transported from where she had been window-shopping into unfamiliar surroundings, gasped.[2] A message flashes on the TV Screen in front of you. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem that you'll have enough time to grab a drink, as you're quickly teleported back into the fray! Luckily, you still have everything from before, save for Fernando. You wonder where he is, actually...
"Whoah! Oh my gosh, the Executive Lounge? This is like, a-may-zing!"
>Avail myself of the EML's amenities! Specifically, it has a bar fridge, right?!
((Since I have a computer now I may as well start posting in this again. :P))
There goes the song.[N/A] Swiping the Knuckledusters from the chest, you pocket them and pick up a nearby pipe. However, when you look up from grabbing it, the chest is...gone. Hm. Well, you've got loot, so that's good enough. Stepping into the tube at the back of the room, you shoot back up to the cafeteria. A bit dizzy from the ride, you sit down and look over your newfound loot.
Ah well.
Grab the knuckledusters, then try to knock the other book out of the chest with the stick.
GAINED:
Stick
Green Book
Plush Doll
Gold Knuckledusters
[3 Vs. 5] NO (D)ICE. Charles is getting tired of ur shit.[4 Vs. 4] The ICING attempts by Articuno continue to be foiled by Charles' superior Ice...ness.
Articuno: KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.[2 Vs. 4] Zapdos, definitely taking advantage of its affinity for Electricity, dives at Westly with pinpoint accuracy! Or...it would have been accurate if he hadn't dove to the floor at the last second. Damn gangsters and their superior reaction times...
Missing, Zapdos' beak gets stuck in the pillar behind Westly, and the sight of it trying to free itself is just hilarious, I mean REALLY.
I scratch my head, wondering how an attack with 100% accuracy can miss.
Zapdos: Quit screwin' around! Use Charge Beam![6 Vs. 3] Unfazed by the BRUTAL attack, RaNDM himself looks to Lou AGGRESSIVELY whacking May in the face with a broom, and takes his anger out on him, waddling over to the janitor! Using quite a bit of his strength, he hops into the air, and lands a decent roundhouse kick on the handyman's handy...man. Yes, that's a new slang term. Tell your friends.
Either way, Lou topples over in pain. Yep. (IN SO MUCH PAIN - -1 to all rolls next turn)
Niiice.
"I just kicked an old man in the crotch," I mutter under my breath. "Why does this make me feel like shit..."
I watch the old man writhe on the cold tile floor, clutching his rocks as if that would stop the pain. Red pools around my feet, and I only begin to notice the blood flowing from the holes in my chest and legs.
"No, that's the blood loss talking."
RaN: Politely ask the girl for a Hyper Potion. Those work on humans, right?
"W-what girl?"
The girl. The one standing next to you.
I turn my head and look at her. She's lost in a blur.
"Hey... Uh... I'm kind of dying."
[3 Vs. 2] However, he can't be tired for too long, as Zapdos' charge beam hits him!
...In his bad arm. So not much harm done, really. The arm is gone though, at least, so healing will be a bit...more difficult now.
[6+1-1 Vs. 3] Dropping down to your knees, you cry out to May, slowly bleeding out.
Your pathetic puppy dog eyes are JUST TOO MUCH for her, and she forks over her Hyper Potions!
You chug one down, and immediately throw up, finally realizing why they're usually sprayed. And only used on Pokemon. Well, at the very least, you have an extra Potion to use...
Attempt to affix various blades to war gauntlets[4] Hm. Despite most of the blades being broken, you find a few intact dagger blades lying around, and you fit them into the convenient holes in the gauntlets. You contemplate making a Wolverine reference, but decide against it.Go arrest Fernando for breaking and entering(Aggressively)Reassure Mr. Edgeworth that I am a law abiding luchador by aggressively showing him my green card
[6]You turn around to watch as the lawyer dude flops onto the catwalk just outside the door, soaking wet. You also notice some dude crouching down in front of you, wielding some silly looking axe and dagger combo. He scuttles off, and you pull out your green card, skillfully tossing it into Edgeworth's jacket pocket. He seems to get the message, but hangs around, thinking deeply and looking around inside the store.
"GRHGFNNgh...hrrrgh"[3-1 Vs. 6] You're just a bit too busy rolling around on the floor clutching your bruised genitals to even THINK about flailing any kind of weapon anywhere. However, you think that you'll be good to go in a couple minutes.
...jeez, that had to hurt.
Attempt to flail Glaive-Guisarme in RaNDM's general direction.
Regigigas: RELEASE THE KRAKEN![/b]
Genman: To the bungee-jumping station![2] Regigigas FIRES HIS LAZAR. But really just at the roof. Because he's just a bit thick like that.
*cheesy music starts playing*
The roof is just fine.
[4-2] Hm. Maybe you need to work on your wall-running skills before you try to travel to a building floating high above the ground and not connected to anything.
Shoot RaNDM.[3 Vs. 1] He is shot. A few times. The Cramping increases.
Boss Turns:
Groudon spews MAGMA! The pool isn't near anyone, but it's slowly growing, and it will cover the floor in TWO TURNS!
May Is just sitting down and watching the show, AKA, Lou and RaNDM.
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Post by: Fireiy on September 16, 2013, 06:55:40 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 16, 2013, 07:14:53 pm
Time for payback! Unleash the Flamethrower upon RaNDM, and bake him to a crisp golden-brown.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 16, 2013, 08:15:21 pm
Suggest that May witch to a less destructive Pokemon, like Rayquaza.
Pull the string on the doll.
Post by: Parsely on September 16, 2013, 08:33:22 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 16, 2013, 08:37:21 pm
Wait, I don't get my flamethrower that I just made?Shit, I knew I forgot something. Although it doesn't work yet. Considering the only constant flame source you've found is the entire store you're in.
Post by: Parsely on September 16, 2013, 08:45:14 pm
Post by: TCM on September 16, 2013, 08:45:58 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 17, 2013, 11:01:29 am
Post by: RaNDM on September 17, 2013, 09:45:25 pm
[3 Vs. 5] NO (D)ICE. Charles is getting tired of ur shit.
GOD. DAMN.
Articuno: Fine! Use Blizzard!
[3 Vs. 2] However, he can't be tired for too long, as Zapdos' charge beam hits him!
...In his bad arm. So not much harm done, really. The arm is gone though, at least, so healing will be a bit...more difficult now.
Zapdos: YES. GOOD. KEEP DOING THAT.
[6+1-1 Vs. 3] Dropping down to your knees, you cry out to May, slowly bleeding out.
Your pathetic puppy dog eyes are JUST TOO MUCH for her, and she forks over her Hyper Potions!
You chug one down, and immediately throw up, finally realizing why they're usually sprayed. And only used on Pokemon. Well, at the very least, you have an extra Potion to use...
"Wait, why... Uh... What? How does drinking this shit help me?"
You're the one who chugged it down.
"All I did was ask for it!"
Shoot RaNDM.[3 Vs. 1] He is shot. A few times. The Cramping increases.
"Ow! Christ alive!"
Execute RanDM like a thug!
RaN: Punch his lights out!
Post by: Yoink on September 17, 2013, 11:18:10 pm
She guessed she should probably find Fernando...
>Observe surroundings!
>Go search for Fernando, whilst doing my best to avoid trouble! Smack anyone trying to attack me with my handbag.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 20, 2013, 01:15:37 pm
Post by: RaNDM on September 20, 2013, 09:47:59 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 21, 2013, 12:46:56 am
Post by: Patrick Hunt on September 21, 2013, 12:57:16 am
Post by: detective1412 on September 22, 2013, 11:45:30 am
And it seems a running gag to me that Regigigas always fail.
Regigigas: Pick me up to the bungee jumping station
Genman: Bungee-jumps.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 25, 2013, 12:03:00 pm
Post by: RaNDM on September 26, 2013, 04:42:58 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 27, 2013, 11:01:48 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 29, 2013, 06:10:28 am
Eh, fuck it. I'll update tomorrow, and if he doesn't post after that, then I'll put FERNANDO in storage."No storage can hold FERNANDO!"
but a massage does sound nice
Fernando shrugs at the wet lawyer and walks after the assasin with the blade-axe combo to challenge him to a wrestling match with BLADES!
((Sorry about being late guys))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2013, 01:22:49 pm
Try and get Gumshoe up to the floating building.[5] Turning around to beckon your partner, you realize he swam up right after you! He, on the other hand, was NOT wearing a waterproof suit. His trenchcoat is now thoroughly soaked through. And yet, that bandaid on his cheek is still attached. Oh well. At least he's there.
Alright, looks like Lou's... well, not as bad off as he was a minute ago.[6 Vs. 6] Getting up and wiping away a few stray tears, you heft your flame-gun-flamethrower thing, and send a blast of fire in RaNDM's direction! However, he senses the heat coming (SOMEHOW), and quickly pulls out that pogohammer of his, smacking the blast of flame away and defying physics in the process! The ball of fire travels high, melting through the part of the scaffold holding that Hyperion Chest, and sending it toppling to the ground!
Time for payback! Unleash the Flamethrower upon RaNDM, and bake him to a crisp golden-brown.
[5 Vs. 2, 2] Lou and RaNDM have but a moment's time to look up, before they're...well, crushed.
Well, Lou was crushed, RaNDM was bisected. Painfully.
Either way, they're both dead.
+1 KILL POINT TO RANDM
+1 KILL POINT TO LOU
RESPAWN?
"Hm."[2] You are thoroughly ignored.
Suggest that May witch to a less destructive Pokemon, like Rayquaza.
Pull the string on the doll.
[N/A] Seeing as you're not exactly being taken seriously, it's time to totally fix that by playing with dolls!
You pull the string on the back. It does nothing. Frustrated, you try again. And again.
SUDDENLY
"STOP FUCKING PULLING THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT! NOW TURN ME AROUND SO I CAN FUCKING FACE YOU, SPAZMAGGOT."
Pfft. Simple. Use logic. Get dangerously close to roaring flames to light my unstable, likely leaky and fuel covered flamethrower thing in order to get the starty flame thing lit. Then run outside and look for stuff to set on fire.[4 Vs. 3] HAHA. LOGIC. IF YOU IGNORE IT ENOUGH, IT'LL BREAK DOWN AND CRY AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. LIKE THE REPUBLICANS DID.
Anyway, yeah, you've now got a very professional and not in any way broken and explosive flamethrower! Yaaay.
Execute RanDM like a thug![1 Vs. 1] As you reload your UZI, you drop the ammo, causing you to crouch to the ground, tragically missing your chance to execute your nemesis, as he's bisected horizontally by a large metal catwalk. Drat.
Articuno: Fine! Use Blizzard![N/A] You take a step towards Charles, but are interrupted by a ball of flame heading your way. Luckily, you still have that Pogohammer of yours. You knock the flame skywards, and are about to go back to business with Charles, when an large section of metal Catwalk come crashing down on top of you, bisecting you vertically. Welp.
Zapdos: YES. GOOD. KEEP DOING THAT.
RaN: Punch his lights out!
RESPAWN?
"Ohmy- Aww." Tara reached for a drink, only to have it disappear, and sighed. Back in the fray indeed.[2] Fernando? Oh, FERNANDO! You don't really know where he is. You can't seem to see a trail of bodies leading anywhere, nor can you smell the scent of muscle that usually follows him around...
She guessed she should probably find Fernando...
>Observe surroundings!
>Go search for Fernando, whilst doing my best to avoid trouble! Smack anyone trying to attack me with my handbag.
Attempt ambush again.[1+1 Vs. 3] Nope. You can't seem to find an opening. The guy just seems too...big and...well, deadly to attack at the current moment, plus, it seems that he can still see you.
I don't know what to expect.[2 SHIT] Regigigas is tired. He ain't gonna be doin' shit for u.
And it seems a running gag to me that Regigigas always fail.
Regigigas: Pick me up to the bungee jumping station
Genman: Bungee-jumps.
[3] However, you do manage to climb up to the bungee jumping station, by performing a series of complex jumps off of walls, a falling chest, and a falling metal sheet. You're a bit out of breath, so maybe you should take a break before jumping.
[6] You turn around, ignoring Edgeworth for the moment, and pulling Hunter out of his hiding spot behind the pillar. You refrain from speaking, and challenge him to a match, using only grunts and flexing. He seems to get the idea, and you both help clear a spot in the centre of the shop, and get ready at your respective corners...Eh, fuck it. I'll update tomorrow, and if he doesn't post after that, then I'll put FERNANDO in storage."No storage can hold FERNANDO!"
but a massage does sound nice
Fernando shrugs at the wet lawyer and walks after the assasin with the blade-axe combo to challenge him to a wrestling match with BLADES!
((Sorry about being late guys))
Hunter seems to be a bit unsteady, and you feel quite confident.
CONFIDENT: +1 TO ALL ACTIONS NEXT TURN
Boss Turns:
Groudon really just hangs out and watches the Lava flow. IT WILL COVER THE FLOOR, SETTING ANYONE ON IT ON FIRE, IN ONE TURN.
May has climbed up to a perch, high above the ground, but not level with the shop. She's falling asleep.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2013, 01:32:35 pm
"Inside voice, please, or I might use you as my next test subject. Which reminds me...oh, right, you were talking to me. What were you saying?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2013, 01:35:56 pm
Before you can climb up to where may is, the doll speaks up again, as you turn it around.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSMUNCH. I'M THE ONE WHO'S JOB IS TO TALK HERE. NOW, WHERE THE FUCK WAS I?
OH YEAH, PUT ME DOWN. NOW, SHITHOLE."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2013, 01:39:21 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2013, 01:40:33 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2013, 01:42:25 pm
"Last chance."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2013, 01:44:31 pm
Post by: Patrick Hunt on October 02, 2013, 02:06:09 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on October 02, 2013, 05:36:54 pm
RESPAWN?
Anywhere that isn't about to be coated in lava.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2013, 05:40:19 pm
RESPAWN?
Anywhere that isn't about to be coated in lava.
Catwalk it iiiis! Or Hovering above the ground, if you roll a 1.
Post by: RaNDM on October 03, 2013, 12:19:53 am
RESPAWN?
Anywhere that isn't about to be coated in lava.
Seconded.
Interesting fun fact: Without protective gear, clothing will combust within twenty feet of a flowing lava pool.
Just, you know, something to consider.
Post by: Fireiy on October 03, 2013, 03:18:59 am
Watch the fight, and make sure there are no illegal moves.
Then again, everything so far would technically be illegal...
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on October 03, 2013, 04:23:49 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2013, 06:05:17 am
Throw the doll up to May's perch, then follow.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2013, 08:48:52 am
You manage to hurl the doll up to the perch! Upon hitting the platform though, a puff of smoke appears, and in the doll's place is...\
Well, a much larger and...more LIVING version of it. And he's still yelling. But now he's holding a strange looking rainbow sickle thing.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2013, 10:13:14 am
Glance down at the lava and climb up to the perch anyways.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 04, 2013, 04:01:12 pm
Post by: TCM on October 04, 2013, 04:18:12 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 08, 2013, 12:07:31 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 08, 2013, 12:24:34 pm
[3] After typing in 'Catwalk' in the Respawn Matrix Input Menu, Lou's physical form shifts from the Waiting Lounge to...well, an island of two levels of four tables in the middle of the cafeteria. It's better than nothing, and it seems to be far enough away from the ground to be safe.
RaNDM Respawns!
[4] He, on the other hand, is more lucky, and appears laying down next to GenMan on the Catwalk! He gets up wearily and goes over to watch the fight happening within the store!
Hide like my life depends on it.[4 Vs. 1+1] Luckily, your life DOES depend on it, so, tossing down a smoke snap, you disappear! Well, sorta. You know where you are, but it doesn't seem anyone else does, including your Luchador Opponent! He seems confused, especially since his attack was foiled so easily by a simple smoke screen. Oh, and he just got hit by a fire extinguisher, thrown by that incredibly well-dressed guy on the sidelines.
...I hope that I can use fire-bending against that then.[1] WOOOOOO! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! In your excitement about the fight, you pull out your Fire Extinguisher and hurl it into the ring, knocking the Luchador to the ground. Which is probably an illegal move, actually.
Watch the fight, and make sure there are no illegal moves.
Then again, everything so far would technically be illegal...
How ironic.
Open the Fight with an Aerial Double Axe Handle with my Knife War Gauntlets and then proceed to pick him up and toss my opponent across the store[1+1 Vs. 4] Charging at the little ninja dude, you slice with your rather large bladed weapon...glove...things...
But just as you are about to hit, a large smoke-screen goes up in front of your opponent! You cough and choke for a moment, before the smoke clears. However, when this happens, you can no longer find your opponent, and it confuse-SHIT.
At that moment you're knocked to the ground by a large, red, metal item! You feel quite dizzy, but not really blacking out just yet. You think you could probably move if you tried hard enough.
"...Um."[6] You glance down, and realize the lava is incredibly close and will definitely make you burst into flames if you don't MOVE. So you do. You leap across a few tables and grab onto the ladder leading up to May's perch. You climb fairly quickly, and poke your head up over the lip of the ledge, pulling yourself up with a bit of effort, and stand up.
Glance down at the lava and climb up to the perch anyways.
Oh yeah, and that grey guy in the turtleneck carrying the rainbow-sickle thing is staring at you and scowling. He seems a bit angry...
Hop onto the counter of a food place, then shoot someone nearby.[4] Pssh, the counter is in no way a safe place from this lava. You climb the table tower in the middle of the cafeteria, the one that that one Janitor guy is on top of. He just spawned, so you decide against shooting him. It's not worth it and it would probably piss someone off.
[3+1 Vs. 1] However, you do take a moment to pop several caps into Groudon! He roars as large sections of his rocky skin explode in a ball of fire! He seems weakened, but seems quite at home in the lava he created!
Tara McScara ALSO climbs up the tower of tables!
GenMan gets up and goes to watch the fight!
Gwuinn ATTEMPTS to run from his place in the Cluckin' Bell, but doesn't really get far! As the lava creeps closer to him, it leaves him with no place to go! The heat increases, and his flamethrower explodes, sending him flying in many different directions!
RESPAWN?
Boss Turns:
Groudon sits down in the LAVA THAT HAS OFFICIALLY COVERED THE FLOOR! He seems hurt, but is rather comfortable in the lava pool!
May has fallen asleep, clutching her one last pokemon as if it were a stuffed animal.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 08, 2013, 08:41:26 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on October 08, 2013, 10:01:25 pm
Just now remembered Lou had that unidentified ability, might as well try and use it.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 08, 2013, 10:17:38 pm
((The guy is the doll, right?))
((He was the doll. Now he's a life-sized shouty grey man.))
Post by: TCM on October 08, 2013, 10:18:27 pm
Post by: RaNDM on October 09, 2013, 12:43:58 am
RaNDM Respawns!
[4] He, on the other hand, is more lucky, and appears laying down next to GenMan on the Catwalk! He gets up wearily and goes over to watch the fight happening within the store!
"Oh hey, there's a fight happening within that store. How convenient that I am watching it without some narrative third-party commanding me to watch it."
...
"Nothing to say. Okay then."
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Hide like my life depends on it.[4 Vs. 1+1] Luckily, your life DOES depend on it, so, tossing down a smoke snap, you disappear! Well, sorta. You know where you are, but it doesn't seem anyone else does, including your Luchador Opponent! He seems confused, especially since his attack was foiled so easily by a simple smoke screen. Oh, and he just got hit by a fire extinguisher, thrown by that incredibly well-dressed guy on the sidelines....I hope that I can use fire-bending against that then.[1] WOOOOOO! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! In your excitement about the fight, you pull out your Fire Extinguisher and hurl it into the ring, knocking the Luchador to the ground. Which is probably an illegal move, actually.
Watch the fight, and make sure there are no illegal moves.
Then again, everything so far would technically be illegal...
How ironic.Open the Fight with an Aerial Double Axe Handle with my Knife War Gauntlets and then proceed to pick him up and toss my opponent across the store[1+1 Vs. 4] Charging at the little ninja dude, you slice with your rather large bladed weapon...glove...things...
But just as you are about to hit, a large smoke-screen goes up in front of your opponent! You cough and choke for a moment, before the smoke clears. However, when this happens, you can no longer find your opponent, and it confuse-SHIT.
At that moment you're knocked to the ground by a large, red, metal item! You feel quite dizzy, but not really blacking out just yet. You think you could probably move if you tried hard enough.
"Well that sucked."
I shout down at the luchador.
"Eh Seńor, he's in front of you! You better move faster than that!"
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 06:54:41 am
((Well, yes.))((The guy is the doll, right?))((He was the doll. Now he's a life-sized shouty grey man.))
"Hello there. How are you?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 10:36:20 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 11:07:16 am
"Which reminds me, I haven't done any of that yet..." Harold's eyes drift to May. "But I can't exactly do that now. Mind if I ask who you are?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 12:04:56 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 01:35:29 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 02:04:22 pm
FUCK, WHATEVER. WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?"
He points to May.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 02:25:31 pm
"A girl who was fighting some others, and myself. I might use her as a subject or something, though, so I'd be...annoyed if you harmed her. Leave that to me."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 02:39:39 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 02:41:32 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 03:04:08 pm
BUT FUCK IT, I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT.
BUT LET'S GET THIS ONE THING STRAIGHT FUCKASS, I'M NOT INDEBTED TO YOU OR ANYTHING."
He raises his Rainbow-Sickle to Harold's neck, as if to impose dominance in this situation. He scowls and puts his arms back to his sides.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 03:32:50 pm
Examine the situation. For instance, are there people nearby? How about other non-lava-submerged areas? And, most importantly, is the lava rising, falling, or neither?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 03:53:05 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 04:05:26 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 07:33:39 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2013, 07:48:06 pm
Try to discern the source of the lava.
Post by: RaNDM on October 10, 2013, 12:46:10 am
Hey everybody! My buddy Tox made a new Mall Fight! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.830590-Mall-Fight-The-Earthventure) And you should totally check it out!
Like... Yeah.
Go do that.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 10, 2013, 01:20:18 am
Also, I seem to be missing A LOT OF PEOPLE.
Like...I have four.
FOUR.
WHERE IS EVERYONE.
Post by: RaNDM on October 10, 2013, 01:47:01 am
Or GTA V.
Post by: Fireiy on October 10, 2013, 03:20:06 am
Pretend I didn't do that and slowly sneak off.
Post by: Yoink on October 12, 2013, 11:46:55 pm
Tara threw her hands in the air with a groan of defeat.
"Oh gosh I have, like, no idea what the heck is going on!"
>Clutch my handbag in readiness and keep a low profile whilst sneaking down whatever corridoor I'm in. Keep an eye out for any signs of life.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 12, 2013, 11:59:46 pm
Two things.
1. I shall be updating....soonish.
2. Tara is currently on top of a tower of tables, with lava slowly rising from below. There are two other people there. There is no corridor to speak of.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on October 15, 2013, 12:13:41 am
"Eh? Why are you hiding?"
Pick up fire extinguisher and throw in a random direction!
Try to search out my opponent!
Post by: Patrick Hunt on October 15, 2013, 12:20:22 am
Post by: Yoink on October 21, 2013, 09:15:43 pm
Tara's voice sounded rather tremulous, teetering as she was above what appeared to be- although it didn't really make sense- lava.
She attempted to make conversation with the other two anyway, trying to gauge how dangerous they were based on their reactions.
>Inspect the others up here. Do they look like unpleasant sorts?
>If the lava rises uncomfortably close, the tower of tables starts to fall, or either of my companions makes a menacing move towards me, reach into my handbag and grab for some sort of long cord, rope or equivalent.
Then pull the jewel-studded pipe out in my other hand, tie the cord around the handles of my bag and fashion it into a makeshift grappling hook. ...That'll work, right?!
Post by: RaNDM on October 21, 2013, 11:33:01 pm
Articuno: "Your job's done. Come back."
I look down from my perch, and spot a stack of tables sitting out in the middle of the lave field.
Okay, so the tables aren't important. More important are the three, soon to be none people standing above the steadily rising pool of lava.
I summon Moltres.
"Hey there... Uh... Sorry for keeping you in that ball... Alone."
The bird doesn't have much to say. He only gives an intimidating glare, knowing I'm not it's trainer.
"Look, if I explained everything that's been going on, we'd be up here for another year. But those people out there don't have that long. Think you can help them out?"
I point out the Fighters in distress.
Moltres: "Use Fly. Carry them up to the scaffolding."
"That would be cool. Uh, hot. Whatever works."
The bird lets out a cry and dives.
"Good luck with that."
I lean over the railing and watch for a minute, before noticing I'm not alone. I turn and chat up the British gentleman standing next to me.
"Bet you wish you had one one, huh?"
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 26, 2013, 02:30:50 am
Spoiler: So here's my sheet. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 26, 2013, 11:39:47 am
And Squatch...
Occupation: Mercenary (If it bleeds, he can kill it)
Special Skill: Total weapon proficiency (If it kills, he can use it.)
Starting Item: One Masakari Battle Mech, A variant if you would allow.[/spoiler]
Total Weapon Proficiency would probably be either a bit OP of a skill, or absolutely useless. Because anything can used as a weapon here(As that's the point of the game), but anyone can already use it. So I'm a bit iffy as to whether I should allow it.
The Mech, on the other hand, is a BIIIIG NO. Starting items are more...simple than that. Gwuinn got a toolbox, RaNDM had his Fetch Modus, and GenMan has his glasses and cane.
Post by: Fireiy on October 26, 2013, 12:11:44 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 26, 2013, 12:28:37 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 27, 2013, 03:58:21 am
Okay. I'm working on the update.
And Squatch...Occupation: Mercenary (If it bleeds, he can kill it)
Special Skill: Total weapon proficiency (If it kills, he can use it.)
Starting Item: One Masakari Battle Mech, A variant if you would allow.[/spoiler]
Total Weapon Proficiency would probably be either a bit OP of a skill, or absolutely useless. Because anything can used as a weapon here(As that's the point of the game), but anyone can already use it. So I'm a bit iffy as to whether I should allow it.
The Mech, on the other hand, is a BIIIIG NO. Starting items are more...simple than that. Gwuinn got a toolbox, RaNDM had his Fetch Modus, and GenMan has his glasses and cane.
Ok I was too general on the weapon thing. It was meant to be for anything that is a weapon i.e. handguns, longguns, energy weapons, archery, blades that are meant for war, quantum wave state collapse device(ok just kidding) etc.
On the mech I figured as much but its always worth a shot. I dont know if Power armor with integrated weapons would count?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 27, 2013, 11:16:46 am
Think basic.
Like, REALLY basic. People got tools, not weapons, mostly. And people who got weapons got shitty ones.
As for the weapons, I guess I could make it a 50% chance of +1 bonus with weapons.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 27, 2013, 11:28:03 am
Ok I was too general on the weapon thing. It was meant to be for anything that is a weapon i.e. handguns, longguns, energy weapons, archery, blades that are meant for war, quantum wave state collapse device(ok just kidding) etc.1. Longarms.
2. So, things that are totally weapons?
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 27, 2013, 01:57:38 pm
Ok I was too general on the weapon thing. It was meant to be for anything that is a weapon i.e. handguns, longguns, energy weapons, archery, blades that are meant for war, quantum wave state collapse device(ok just kidding) etc.1. Longarms.
2. So, things that are totally weapons?
1. It is also officially called longguns. I did some gunsmithing and had to look up laws on the subject matter. Some laws say longarms but majority said longguns.
2. That was the idea but had to make sure Greenstarfanatic know where I was coming from.
Ok after reading it again, I think I have an idea what you meant as simple. I figured a Merc style spandex suit, red with black detailing, that can store infinite or near infinite amounts of ammo, explosive, etc. The only exception he's out of ammo, weapons, and bubble gum....
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 27, 2013, 04:19:47 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 27, 2013, 04:28:19 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 27, 2013, 04:45:28 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 27, 2013, 05:27:25 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 27, 2013, 05:41:39 pm
Post by: WafflesandBacon on October 27, 2013, 05:57:42 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 27, 2013, 06:04:19 pm
Waffles gets +1 to vehicle use and anything determined as 'Cool'.
And The Hammer gets a 1/20 chance of causing bleeding damage upon attack, plus a 50% chance of getting a +1 to weapon use.
Okay?
Now you two post spawn points and starting actions.
Post by: WafflesandBacon on October 27, 2013, 06:19:05 pm
Post by: dewboy on October 27, 2013, 06:22:02 pm
Name:Scruffy
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: Improvised weapons
Quick Description: Walked out of the bathroom in the mall, found fight occuring
Starting Item: Broomstick
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 27, 2013, 06:46:14 pm
Where the fuck is this place. Who fucking brought me here..... WTF?!!?!? I HAVE NO WEAPONS EITHER!!! I bet my target is now gone...
Well this seems like this is going off on a good start. Well lets go to the nearest weapons shop if there's any.
Starts whistling a random tune while sticking his hands in his pockets and looks for a mall directory
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 28, 2013, 08:42:49 pm
Try to use ???[5] Lou thinks back to that time he killed a man just be talking. Ah, the good ol' days. But what happened after that...
Just now remembered Lou had that unidentified ability, might as well try and use it.
Oh yeah! He got this cool badge thing with red, blue, and green gems, and his blood turned bright red for a moment. Fuck, that was cool.
He takes out the badge, and peers through the...glowing red gem. Nothing really happens, so he puts it back in his pocket.
SUDDENLY, a ball of fire bursts from the hand that he was totally holding out in front of him for no reason! The fireball rockets towards [2] The incredibly icy Charles Westly!
[1 Vs. 5] Fortunately, Westly's constant ICING comes back in the form of an Icy Aura, causing the fire to fizzle out before it becomes any kind of danger.
Westly:
ABILITY GAINED: Icy Aura
Kick Lou Pitts off my table.[1 Vs. 6] That Icy Aura of yours becomes a bit of a problem, and as you take a step towards the impressed janitor to take your revenge, a rather large patch of ice forms beneath your feet, send you straight to the floor. As you sit up, you realize that your nose is definitely probably broken.
"So, we're stuck here...great."[1] Lava? What lava? All you see is some rising, Crystal Clear water. You tell yourself that you could not possibly be delusional from the heat and fumes, and that this must be the real thing. You can't even see what's causing the water, but you can be sure it isn't some giant monster. Probably just a burst pipe. Yeah...
Try to discern the source of the lava.
Karkat stands next to you, wondering why you look so calm about the rising lava.
Err. Right...[5] What do you mean? Do what? You didn't do that. Naw, must have been...that guy over there! Yeah, that really gentlemanly dude. He'll take all the blame. For now, though, you and Gumshoe make you escape back outside, where that Wardrobe and Fortune Telling booth are still there, unmoved as ever.
Pretend I didn't do that and slowly sneak off.
When you're suddenly beaned in the back of the head, tumbling forwards and clanging against the railing in front of you.
Ow.
Fernando groggily rises from the ground[6][2] Ugh. Dan Fire Extinguishers, always attacking you for no reason. You fling it out of the room, and it clangs against...something. You don't get to see what, though. However, the room suddenly begins filling up with the fog from the inside. It'll probably make it harder for you to see...
"Eh? Why are you hiding?"
Pick up fire extinguisher and throw in a random direction!
Try to search out my opponent!
Look for other cool bladed weapons.[2] You try to search for few new weapons from your perch, but some strange fog, rapidly filling the room, prevents you from finding anything. Phooey.
"Um... so... this is pretty bad, huh guys?"Well, to be honest, they don't seem to be bothering with you. They're just fighting with each other...kinda. They haven't done any damage to each other, and that one guy just created an ice sheet and slipped on it. Heh.
Tara's voice sounded rather tremulous, teetering as she was above what appeared to be- although it didn't really make sense- lava.
She attempted to make conversation with the other two anyway, trying to gauge how dangerous they were based on their reactions.
>Inspect the others up here. Do they look like unpleasant sorts?
>If the lava rises uncomfortably close, the tower of tables starts to fall, or either of my companions makes a menacing move towards me, reach into my handbag and grab for some sort of long cord, rope or equivalent.
Then pull the jewel-studded pipe out in my other hand, tie the cord around the handles of my bag and fashion it into a makeshift grappling hook. ...That'll work, right?!
But really, nothing menacing quite yet.
Zapdos: One big Thunder Shock on Westly, then break-off and find something else to bother.[4 Vs. 6] [2] [5]
Articuno: "Your job's done. Come back."
Moltres: "Use Fly. Carry them up to the scaffolding."
Calling out various commands to your glorified pet birds, you turn to the gentleman dud beside you.
"Bet you wish you had one, huh?"
He looks at you, tilts his head, and pulls out a pokeball, before pointing outside at the rather large Regigigas, just chillin' out in the lava with Groudon.
Huh. Well, that backfired.
MEANWHILE...
Zapdos fires off a Thundershock at Westley, but the laws of physics are punched in the face once again, and the bolt of lightning freezes solid, dropping to the ground next to the bleeding gangster.
Articuno, on the other hand, decides to fly dangerously close to the rising lava, ignoring your commands completely.
Moltres, however, knows what's up, and swoops down to grab the three table-goers, bringing them up to the catwalk. This is actually a rather tough task for the bird, as it has to use quite a bit of energy to stay ignited around Westly's Icy Aura. But, they do make it up unscathed, and Moltres awaits further orders.
Good bird.
I spawn in MF Veterans Store, zipping up my pants as I leave. "I'll see you later, Connor!" I call before entering the insides of the Mall. "God, it never changes does it?"Ha, as if we'd let you spawn outside the boss fight zone.
Instead, your Spawn Watch 438 redirects you to a nice little place next to RaN. That's better.
Fantastical blue light and awesome particle effects swirl around the known center of the mall....There's no centre of the mall either. And that blue light? Awesome Particle effects? All part of our awesome futuristic technology we'll never tell you anything about.
Where the fuck is this place. Who fucking brought me here..... WTF?!!?!? I HAVE NO WEAPONS EITHER!!! I bet my target is now gone...
Well this seems like this is going off on a good start. Well lets go to the nearest weapons shop if there's any.
Starts whistling a random tune while sticking his hands in his pockets and looks for a mall directory
So yeah, to the floating store you go.
Meanwhile, A Janitor pokes his head out of a previously nonexistent closet in the floating store. He seems confused.
Boss Turns:
Groudon appears to by playing Patty-Cake with Regigigas.
May snores.
THE LAVA RISES ABOVE THE TABLES.
TWO TURNS UNTIL IT RISES ABOVE THE PERCH
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Post by: TCM on October 28, 2013, 08:51:11 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2013, 09:03:08 pm
Snap out of it! Look around for any way to get higher, grabbing May and taking her with. May is still in the same place as me, right?
"Say, Karkat, I don't suppose you have any idea as to how to avoid the lava a little longer, do you?"
Post by: ReDeadEr on October 28, 2013, 09:30:49 pm
Equip the Bolt Badge and try to use Fireball, targeting Charles as a practice dummy.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 28, 2013, 09:39:34 pm
Shoot the magic birds and run for high ground.
((You're on a catwalk. There's a store next to you, and on the other side of that, there's another catwalk. Both are quite short. There is no high ground. You are on the highest ground possible.))
May is still in the same place as me, right?((One, yes, she is. Two, I won't answer that because you currently think it's water.))
"Say, Karkat, I don't suppose you have any idea as to how to avoid the lava a little longer, do you?"
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2013, 10:08:29 pm
"Say, Karkat, I don't suppose you have any idea as to how to avoid the water a little longer? Most of us need to breathe."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 28, 2013, 11:25:24 pm
He seems stressed.
Post by: TCM on October 28, 2013, 11:26:04 pm
Post by: RaNDM on October 28, 2013, 11:36:22 pm
He looks at you, tilts his head, and pulls out a pokeball, before pointing outside at the rather large Regigigas, just chillin' out in the lava with Groudon.
Huh. Well, that backfired.
*facepalm*
Zapdos fires off a Thundershock at Westley, but the laws of physics are punched in the face once again, and the bolt of lightning freezes solid, dropping to the ground next to the bleeding gangster.
"... the fuck?"
Articuno, on the other hand, decides to fly dangerously close to the rising lava, ignoring your commands completely.
"Oh goddammit, HEY! STOP! YOU'RE GETTING- Oh, it doesn't matter, I don't care."
I look over at Westly, and his smug, nose-shattered face.
Just shoot at magic flying birds.
"I'll show that fucker. I'll show that goddamn fucker; YOU THINK YOU'RE COLD? HUH? I'LL SHOW YOU COLD!"
Articuno: Blizzard on Westly!
Zapdos: Cover Articuno! Zap Cannon on Westly!
Moltres, however, knows what's up, and swoops down to grab the three table-goers, bringing them up to the catwalk. This is actually a rather tough task for the bird, as it has to use quite a bit of energy to stay ignited around Westly's Icy Aura. But, they do make it up unscathed, and Moltres awaits further orders.
Good bird.
Best friend.
"Hey folks."
I spawn in MF Veterans Store, zipping up my pants as I leave. "I'll see you later, Connor!" I call before entering the insides of the Mall. "God, it never changes does it?"Ha, as if we'd let you spawn outside the boss fight zone.
Instead, your Spawn Watch 438 redirects you to a nice little place next to RaN. That's better.
Oh hai Mark.
"Waffles?"
"Say, Karkat, I don't suppose you have any idea as to how to avoid the water a little longer? Most of us need to breathe."
"Well played, Sir."
RaN said. To himself. In the company of others.
"Fuck you."
See, that attitude is what I've been talking about.
I shout down at May and the guy... And the other guy.
"Hello down there! Need some help?"
Post by: Fireiy on October 29, 2013, 12:46:44 am
Walk over to that group of people that just got carried up and see what happens.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 29, 2013, 03:08:43 am
The WEAPON STORE IS A FLOATER..... Well fuck... Either I need to be Mr. Fantastic or learn to fly.....
Well this means one thing that every adventurer needs in a Pen and Paper RPG... ROPE!!!!!!
Wait I should check if anyone is up there...
Hello... Anyone up there that can get me up there?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2013, 06:59:37 am
"I...THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR THINK-PAN? THAT'S LAVA. YOU KNOW, THE SHIT THAT'S NOT WATER AND THAT FUCKING BURNS US?"((Do I realize that the lava is lava yet?))
He seems stressed.
I shout down at May and the guy... And the other guy."It would be much appreciated, yes!"
"Hello down there! Need some help?"
Post by: Yoink on October 29, 2013, 07:11:51 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2013, 10:37:38 am
OKAY.
HERE'S THE MAP RIGHT NOW.
LAVA IS RISING.
EVERYONE NOW REALIZES IT IS LAVA.
HAROLD DRAGOVICH IS ON A PERCH ALONG WITH MAY AND KARKAT. IT IS TWO TURNS ABOVE THE LAVA.
EVERYONE ELSE IS SAFE.
YOINK, RaN, TCM, REDEADER, AND WAFFLES ARE ALL ON CATWALK 1. THIS HAS THE LEMONADE STAND AND THE BUNGEE STATION.
FIREIY IS ON CATWALK 2. IT HAS A STRANGE WARDROBE AND A FORTUNE-TELLING BOOTH.
EVERYONE ELSE IS IN THE STORE, EITHER WATCHING THE FIGHT BETWEEN GRAVEHAUNTER AND PATRICK HUNT, OR ARE PART OF SAID FIGHT.
ANY
MORE
QUESTIONS?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2013, 10:41:35 am
"Ah, my mistake...probably too many 'pranks' from that fraternity which ended with being knocked unconscious. In any case...I don't suppose you have any idea of how to escape the lava? Maybe get to where those people are?" Harold shifts May to his other shoulder. It was surprising how heavy even smaller people got after a while.
Post by: Fireiy on October 29, 2013, 11:00:07 am
Check out the strange wardrobe
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2013, 12:29:55 pm
Post by: RaNDM on October 29, 2013, 06:26:19 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2013, 06:47:07 pm
Post by: RaNDM on October 29, 2013, 07:06:58 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2013, 08:14:08 pm
Accept his offer of help. Make sure I'm not leaving anything or anyone behind.
"Thanks. Mind if I ask your name?"
Post by: RaNDM on October 29, 2013, 11:06:29 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2013, 11:52:45 pm
Post by: RaNDM on October 30, 2013, 01:48:06 am
Christ, look who's talking.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2013, 07:32:41 am
"Let's save the pleasantries for after we get you out of there."((I attempted to indicate I would say that after getting out of there by putting it after my action.))
"KEEP QUIET, SAVE THE PLEASANTRIES...UGH, YOU HUMANS DISGUST ME. SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SHOVE THIS BLADE UP YOUR FUCKING ASS TODAY."((Which was he talking to?))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2013, 10:30:49 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2013, 11:00:42 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2013, 04:08:05 pm
"...FINE. BUT I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING."
Post by: RaNDM on October 30, 2013, 07:20:26 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2013, 08:05:25 pm
"I dunno about him, but I'm ready."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2013, 08:32:58 pm
He crosses his arms. He's obviously not happy about having to go along with someone else's plan. He ought to be the leader here, not this douche...
Post by: WafflesandBacon on October 30, 2013, 08:33:13 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 31, 2013, 01:26:50 am
Tara stared wide-eyed down at the rising lava. "So that's, um, lava? I thought that was only in like, volcanoes?"
She had to get out of here. Even if the lava didn't reach her, chances were these others would go beserk and attack her before long. This whole place was crazy... If only she could find Fernando!
>Inspect the catwalk. Where does it lead to? If there's a promising-looking way out of scary-bad-lava place, I'll start heading towards it. Otherwise just stay where I am, and prepare an action to smack any threatening-looking types with my handbag.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 31, 2013, 01:03:43 pm
I need sea bass, in order to get the sea bass I need the fucking frozen monkey!!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 31, 2013, 01:08:36 pm
YOINK, RaN, TCM, REDEADER, AND WAFFLES ARE ALL ON CATWALK 1. THIS HAS THE LEMONADE STAND AND THE BUNGEE STATION.THE CATWALKS ARE QUITE SHORT. YOINK, ON THE ONE YOU'RE ONE, HALF OF IT IS GONE, AND ON THE OTHER END, THERE'S A LEMONADE STAND.
FIREIY IS ON CATWALK 2. IT HAS A STRANGE WARDROBE AND A FORTUNE-TELLING BOOTH.
EVERYONE ELSE IS IN THE STORE, EITHER WATCHING THE FIGHT BETWEEN GRAVEHAUNTER AND PATRICK HUNT, OR ARE PART OF SAID FIGHT.
SQUATCH.
YOU'RE IN THE STORE.
YOU SPAWNED THERE.
Post by: RaNDM on October 31, 2013, 06:47:13 pm
"My body is ready."
"That's wildly inappropriate."
Waffles/RaN: Initiate Handshake: Friendship Level 1
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Post by: Yoink on November 01, 2013, 06:12:00 am
Don't use it yet, though.
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 01, 2013, 11:28:08 am
Fantastical blue light and awesome particle effects swirl around the known center of the mall....There's no centre of the mall either. And that blue light? Awesome Particle effects? All part of our awesome futuristic technology we'll never tell you anything about.
Where the fuck is this place. Who fucking brought me here..... WTF?!!?!? I HAVE NO WEAPONS EITHER!!! I bet my target is now gone...
Well this seems like this is going off on a good start. Well lets go to the nearest weapons shop if there's any.
Starts whistling a random tune while sticking his hands in his pockets and looks for a mall directory
So yeah, to the floating store you go.
Meanwhile, A Janitor pokes his head out of a previously nonexistent closet in the floating store. He seems confused.
SQUATCH.
YOU'RE IN THE STORE.
YOU SPAWNED THERE.
(( Sorry didnt look like it from what you wrote but this is the video game weapon store right?))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 01, 2013, 11:33:32 am
Post by: Sigma castell on November 01, 2013, 01:07:44 pm
Occupation: Professional Seamstress
Special skill: Making an absinthe Manhattan
Description: A person wearing a waistcoat and carrying a blender. I cant even tell what gender they are. Is probably doing the exact same thing across the universe. Why do these things keep happening.
Starting item: Blender
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 01, 2013, 01:09:13 pm
Okay, Bonuses...
+1 to creating light armor, and creating drinks. That okay with you? If so, you can post your spawn point and opening action.
Post by: Sigma castell on November 01, 2013, 01:13:16 pm
"Such burning"
I attempt to backflip out of the lava.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 01, 2013, 01:32:59 pm
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 01, 2013, 01:45:23 pm
Post by: dewboy on November 01, 2013, 02:17:12 pm
"This wasn't here when I went in my closet, Or was it?"
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 01, 2013, 05:52:29 pm
*Sniff*
"Is something burning?..."
Fernando walks out of the store and calls out to anyone in the vicinity
Post by: WafflesandBacon on November 01, 2013, 08:35:47 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 02, 2013, 03:54:39 am
Rectify Action
Seeing as he is in a bladed weapon store that had a wonderful five finger sale going on, he checks the inventory of the remaining stock....
(since Green didnt say anything about my character can or cannot break the 4th wall... here he goes!!)
Well fuck.
HEY GM/REFEREE!!! Points to needlessly empty racks I thinks this store needs a restock ok? I was hoping to get a great Axe or 5 while I'm in here. Any chance of letting me have first Dead Rising style of stock. You know the one where you can keep picking up certain objects from stock forever?
(I blame GWG for this... I wasnt trying to make a DeadPool style character but he MADE ME!! Oh the reference he said soo made me do it..... Mmmnnnn reference ......)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2013, 07:53:41 am
(I blame GWG for this... I wasnt trying to make a DeadPool style character but he MADE ME!! Oh the reference he said soo made me do it..... Mmmnnnn reference ......)(Wait, what did I do?)
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 02, 2013, 02:41:52 pm
(I blame GWG for this... I wasnt trying to make a DeadPool style character but he MADE ME!! Oh the reference he said soo made me do it..... Mmmnnnn reference ......)(Wait, what did I do?)
(You asked that if my character also broke the fourth wall....)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2013, 03:13:53 pm
How many regenerating mercs in red-and-black spandex are there?
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 02, 2013, 04:12:20 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 02, 2013, 06:59:57 pm
I'm a disgrace.
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 02, 2013, 07:39:00 pm
...To be honest, I did not get the reference until now.
I'm a disgrace.
No you're not. Not everyone is perfect about getting EVERY reference. Sometimes the most obvious is the most oblivious.
So... I heard there were updates a foot?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 04, 2013, 01:07:39 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 04, 2013, 04:22:18 pm
Fireball, eh? Interesting.[N/A] Shoving the Trio badge back in your pocket, you take out the Bolt Badge, and attempt to use the Fireball move with that.
Equip the Bolt Badge and try to use Fireball, targeting Charles as a practice dummy.
No dice. Literally nothing happens. Except you looking ridiculous trying to Hadouken a tiny metal badge.
Just shoot at magic flying birds.[3, 2, 4 Vs. 2, 4, 1]
You pull out your Uzi once more, and unload several clips into Zapdos, Moltres, and Articuno.
HAHAAAA! TAKE THAT YOU MAGIC BASTARDS!
The impact of the bullets severely damages Zapdos' right wing, but otherwise, he seems stable...enough.
Articuno is less lucky, the impacts of the now frozen bullets knocking it straight into the lava! Wow, who would've guessed flying incredibly close to lava would have any dangerous repercussions.
Moltres fares much better, the bullets pretty much melting before impact.
So overall, a success.
WESTLEY: +2 KILL POINTS
Articuno: Blizzard on Westly![N/A] You yell out to the lava where Articuno fell in, and where the lava is slowly hardening into rock. A single tear drips down your cheek.
Zapdos: Cover Articuno! Zap Cannon on Westly!
Moltres: Go get Harold and his friends.
[2-1 Vs. 1] Zapdos attempts to fire a Zap Cannon shot at the perpetrator of this horrid crime instead, but misses and sends the lemonade stand falling down into the lava. What a shame.
[5] Moltres, oblivious to his near-death experience, grabs the trio of ledge-goers, and carefully plops them down on the catwalk. He seems pleased.
On second thoughts change my action to[5] Walking over to the nice MAHOGANY wardrobe, you toss open the doors, banging them slightly on the Catwalk railing. Fuck.
Check out the strange wardrobe
Inside, you find...oh, cool, a new suit! You grab it and replace your old, wet one with it. However, when you put it on, the cuffs feel a bit...weird. When you go to adjust them, a blade pops out at wrist level! Woah! You adjest the other one, and find a small pistol that pops out! Sweeeeet.
"I'll do my best, I guess...Karkat, would you mind being quiet long enough to get us up there, at least?"[4] Thankfully, nobody is left behind, and you, Karkat, and May all make it to the Catwalk safely. Phew!
Accept his offer of help. Make sure I'm not leaving anything or anyone behind.
"Thanks. Mind if I ask your name?"
Um, well... >Start working on that makeshift grappling hook idea, then.[3] Your crafting skill is a bit low...but...hm. It might work. It looks like it'd only work once, though. A Jewelled Pipe isn't exactly the best base for a Grappling Hook.
Don't use it yet, though.
I appear in lava.[5] BACKFLIP HOOOOO!
"Such burning"
I attempt to backflip out of the lava.
You backflip as soon as you spawn, grabbing hold of the ledge of the Catwalk containing the Wardrobe and Fortune Telling booth. You see some rather fancy guy examining his suit, some weird ninja-lookin' guy and...
Is that Waffles?
Take my new weapons and sneak off.[4] Well, you have no new weapons, but you take the ones you already have, and sneak off to the other side of the store. You now find yourself outside, between a guy viciously kicking a fortune telling booth, and some guy hanging off the ledge.
Find way off of the floating store[3] Hm. The closet is easy enough to get out of, and you see the doors on either side of the store are open to some kind of catwalk. You poke your head out of one, and are shocked to find copious amounts of lava below.
"This wasn't here when I went in my closet, Or was it?"
Shit.
That's unnerving.
"How can one expect to hold a match under these conditions?"[1] Something's definitely burning...
*Sniff*
"Is something burning?..."
Fernando walks out of the store and calls out to anyone in the vicinity
Eh, whatever. You turn around and begin to walk towards to door.
Except it's not a door. It's a pillar. And now your nose is bleeding. Congrats.
Approach the fortune-teller booth and rudely nudge it with my foot[6] You march confidently through the trashed store, ignoring the people walking into pillars and getting cared out of their wits. Eventually, you come out on the opposite Catwalk. You look to your right, and see an unbroken Fortune Telling booth. That needs to change, you think.
Taking a wind-up, you kick the bottom of it, simultaneously breaking your toe and knocking the thing off of catwalk. Welp. So much for figuring out what it did.
Oh hey, there's Sigma.
HEY GM/REFEREE!!! Points to needlessly empty racks I thinks this store needs a restock ok? I was hoping to get a great Axe or 5 while I'm in here. Any chance of letting me have first Dead Rising style of stock. You know the one where you can keep picking up certain objects from stock forever?You look up at the camera in the corner of the store and start your spiel.
A few moments pass.
And a few more...
Suddenly, the PA comes on.
YEAH, NO. THIS AIN'T A VIDEO GAME, SIR. IF YOU WANT A WEAPON, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET CREATIVE. MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF SOMETHING ELSE.
ALSO, YOU GUYS ALL REALIZE THAT THERE'S THIS GIANT MONSTER SITTING OUTSIDE PLAYING FUCKING PATTY-CAKE WITH ANOTHER GIANT MONSTER.
IN LAVA.
FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS, KILL THE GODDAMN THING ALREADY.
ALSO, YOU GUYS ALL REALIZE THAT THERE'S THIS GIANT MONSTER SITTING OUTSIDE PLAYING FUCKING PATTY-CAKE WITH ANOTHER GIANT MONSTER.
IN LAVA.
FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS, KILL THE GODDAMN THING ALREADY.
Meanwhile, GUINN and Wyatt are joined by GenMan in the Mall Waiting Room.
Boss Turns:
Groudon is having fun.
May talks dirty in her sleep.
THE LAVA IS ALMOST IRRELEVANT NOW.
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Post by: ReDeadEr on November 04, 2013, 05:58:44 pm
Fireball, eh? Interesting.[N/A] Shoving the Trio badge back in your pocket, you take out the Bolt Badge, and attempt to use the Fireball move with that.
Equip the Bolt Badge and try to use Fireball, targeting Charles as a practice dummy.
No dice. Literally nothing happens. Except you looking ridiculous trying to Hadouken a tiny metal badge.
"Hrm..."
Well, it was worth a shot. For now, I guess, bust a cap in Charles' ass with the UZI. Actually, just cap any poor fool in Charles' general direction.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 04, 2013, 08:58:14 pm
Locate a nice, safe area away from Karkat and the others, and sit down there.
Attempt to wake May without hurting her, vaguely wondering what would happen if I rolled a 6.
Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 04, 2013, 09:06:57 pm
Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 04, 2013, 09:30:43 pm
That would work if not for two things.Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"
1, there are no corners when you're suspended in the air over a pit of lava.
2, she watched Red die WAAAAAAY earlier.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 04, 2013, 09:39:54 pm
Really? Damn, didn't notice, I keep forgetting stuff like this unfortunately. I'm so stupid.That would work if not for two things.Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"
1, there are no corners when you're suspended in the air over a pit of lava.
2, she watched Red die WAAAAAAY earlier.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 04, 2013, 10:36:56 pm
Nononooooo. If it makes you feel any better, at least half of the people here are/have been/were confused as to the whole floating store situation.Really? Damn, didn't notice, I keep forgetting stuff like this unfortunately. I'm so stupid.That would work if not for two things.Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.just tell her there's red around the corner wanting to battle her, she'll be gone before you can say "he's going to kick your ass no matter what"
1, there are no corners when you're suspended in the air over a pit of lava.
2, she watched Red die WAAAAAAY earlier.
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 04, 2013, 10:38:25 pm
Jump off the balcony, hit monster on the head with my weapons killing it and use it's body as a raft so I don't burn in the lava.
Post by: RaNDM on November 05, 2013, 12:36:31 am
[N/A] You yell out to the lava where Articuno fell in, and where the lava is slowly hardening into rock. A single tear drips down your cheek.
Oh look. Actual human sympathy.
The lava flow gently carries the legendary bird through the Mall, bits of frost shattering from Articuno's wings as it struggles to flap away. The current finally pulls the Freeze Pokémon beneath the surface, frying it in an instant. Years from now, decades, centuries, in whatever downtrodden bar RaN would find himself in, someone would always ask.
"What happened to you that day, in the Mall? Before this shit started."
RaN answered it was a quick death, that the legendary bird fainted when the first bullet hit, that she could not have lived for longer than a second beneath the flames. He would slam down another drink and leave before they would bother him more.
RaN was wrong. It was not quick and painless. Every second of every day, he would still remember her screams, his agony, the hate he felt for Westly, hate that would never end. And he would never be forgiven. No one would be forgiven.
"Does anyone have a jackhammer?"
[2-1 Vs. 1] Zapdos attempts to fire a Zap Cannon shot at the perpetrator of this horrid crime instead, but misses and sends the lemonade stand falling down into the lava. What a shame.
Zapdos: Return.
[5] Moltres, oblivious to his near-death experience, grabs the trio of ledge-goers, and carefully plops them down on the catwalk. He seems pleased.
Moltres: Return.
"Is something burning?..."[1] Something's definitely burning...
(http://media.tumblr.com/c6281f9a7ab6bff552d2522cec4012e0/tumblr_inline_mheynaDUU11rxuesg.gif)
RaN: Assist with waking May.
"How am I going to do that?"
I don't know. More puns?
Post by: Fireiy on November 05, 2013, 03:50:53 am
Place Westly under arrest.
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 05, 2013, 05:04:29 am
Sees that its all just random parts of broken blades and handles...
WTF is this shit!!!! I come in hoping to find something at least usable, like maybe a 3 bladed sword that I can shoot the blades into people, but NO!!!
Grumbles as he puts everything in his pockets for later...
(I give general permission to sig anything I say if anyone wants to...)
Post by: WafflesandBacon on November 05, 2013, 10:52:21 am
Go down and punch Sigma so hard he flies over to May on the other catwalk
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 05, 2013, 02:27:19 pm
Post by: dewboy on November 05, 2013, 02:49:19 pm
Post by: Sigma castell on November 05, 2013, 03:54:57 pm
Post by: TCM on November 05, 2013, 05:42:48 pm
I am now a prosecuting pokemon assassin.
Place Westly under arrest.
Shoot this man!
And RanDM as well if possible.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 05, 2013, 07:48:39 pm
I wave to Sigma.Step to the side if he flies towards me.
Go down and punch Sigma so hard he flies over to May on the other catwalk
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 06, 2013, 04:13:38 am
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 06, 2013, 06:59:16 am
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2013, 11:41:35 am
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HM. Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 06, 2013, 12:38:23 pm
All right, I pick the sword. However, Coel is a bastard by birth, not a Bastard Bastard as in the trope. Not that I mind the +1, of course.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
HM. Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2013, 12:50:46 pm
Well, Royalty Bastard or Royal Bastard, you're still getting those bonuses. Welcome to the game!
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 06, 2013, 01:15:48 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2013, 01:22:00 pm
Oh yes, did I mention that it'll probably break, sending you falling to the ground, lava, or roof of the floating store?
Because it probably will.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 06, 2013, 01:42:27 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 06, 2013, 01:48:36 pm
Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.A good (or at least decent) weapon, plus bonuses to an extremely useful thing and an extremely versatile thing? Strikes me as a bit OP.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2013, 02:00:15 pm
Okay, can it be the ventilation system over catwalk 1, if it's going to break anyway? Dropping out of the vent is my kind of dramatic entrance, doing the same into lava isn't, unfortunately.Well, it depends on what you roll. 3, 4, 5, or 6, and you're fine. 1 or 2, though...
Hm. Well, I'll keep the bonuses, because Edgeworth has a +1 to dodge, and a +1 to complex Weaponry, and nobody complained about that.Okay, choose between the shield and sword, you can keep the nightshirt with whatever you choose, and I'll give you a +1 to dodging and +1 to being an asshole. So if I rule it as an dickish move, like killing someone you've befriended, or kicking someone when they're down, BOOM, +1.A good (or at least decent) weapon, plus bonuses to an extremely useful thing and an extremely versatile thing? Strikes me as a bit OP.
However, I think I'll have to say that a sword to start with is a bit OP. Maybe go with the Shield. Or something else. A training sword made of wood, maybe?
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 06, 2013, 02:03:24 pm
Post by: Fireiy on November 06, 2013, 10:16:58 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2013, 11:33:29 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 07, 2013, 01:13:32 am
She raised a delicately-shaped eyebrow. "Any, um, volunteers? That'd be pretty cool."
>Just sit around, stay alert and watch the goings-on. If anyone or anything approaches me, whack 'em with my pipe/handbag.
>Try and convince someone to go and kill those giant monsters or whatever.
Post by: RaNDM on November 07, 2013, 01:30:29 am
Says the guy who punched a trainer though the face, AND kicked an old man in the crotch.
"They had it coming."
You just don't want to get shot again.
"I'd rather not kill off the already rare Pokémon we have, thanks."
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 07, 2013, 06:19:01 am
Prepare to steer fall to catwalk using the nightie as a parachute.
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 07, 2013, 02:39:34 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 07, 2013, 02:53:27 pm
You're a bit new to this.
I am a very busy/lazy GMs. I update when I can/get off my rear which is only sometimes. I'll update tomorrow, though, as I have a Professional Development day at school so...
Yeah, no school.
Post by: RaNDM on November 14, 2013, 05:45:35 pm
Man, you should really think about this.
"Nah, man, I got it, it's in the bag."
I walk over to GreatWyrm, "Need some help?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 14, 2013, 06:05:01 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 14, 2013, 08:49:18 pm
"Well, here goes nothing."((I assume you mean my character?
Man, you should really think about this.
"Nah, man, I got it, it's in the bag."
I walk over to GreatWyrm, "Need some help?"
...Trying to remember what I'm doing.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2013, 01:01:01 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 15, 2013, 11:03:43 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2013, 02:20:11 pm
"Hrm..."[3 Vs. 3]
Well, it was worth a shot. For now, I guess, bust a cap in Charles' ass with the UZI. Actually, just cap any poor fool in Charles' general direction.
Aiming the gun at the Gangster, you pull the trigger, ready for a spray of bullets to fire out...
Only for literally nothing to ACTUALLY come out. Checking the barrel, and then the ammo, you realize...you have none. Phooey.
"Well, we're all okay now. Hm...we want to deal with those monsters, do we?"[3] Unfortunately, the only safe-ish area is inside the store. And there's an angry mercenary and a dazed wrestler in there.
Locate a nice, safe area away from Karkat and the others, and sit down there.
Attempt to wake May without hurting her, vaguely wondering what would happen if I rolled a 6.
Ask May to bring back her Pokemon.
Oh well, it'll have to do.
[6 OH LORD] However, as you drag her inside, RaNDM follows you in, and begins...doing things I can't discuss here. Seeing as you didn't have any other ideas, you join in. Soon enough, she awakes, panting heavily.
[1] You barely get out 'Can-' before she slaps you across the face. That'll definitely leave a mark...
(( Do or die time. ))[6+1 Vs. 1+2]
Jump off the balcony, hit monster on the head with my weapons killing it and use it's body as a raft so I don't burn in the lava.
Tomahawk and Arkansas Toothpick in hand, you take as much of a running leap off of the balcony, getting a decent foothold on the railing and LAUNCHING yourself towards the towering Volcano-beast. You feel the wind in your hair as you get closer and closer to massive heat monster, and you wind up your attack, plunging your blades deep into the beast's flesh! It roars in pain and stumbles in the lava below for a moment, as your blades grind down through his rocky flesh, resulting in more moans of pain. And right before you hit the lava, the creature emits a large yell of pain, before falling backwards, throwing you forwards onto its belly. The lava slowly dissipates, and with it, so does the large creature.
You are left in a rather large puddle. A Gooey mess, really. Ugh. But...you did it. You killed it. Congrats.
SUDDENLY, a message flashes from your watch.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BITCH SLAPPED
KILL A LEGENDARY POKEMON WITH A MELEE ATTACK.
REWARD: ...
CONSULTING WEAPON GENERATOR (http://piratepad.net/NmK4swYrq6)
ROLLS: 8, 4, 12, 23, 24, 120.
WEAPON BEING BUILT...
DING! YOUR WEAPON IS A: HUNTING BOW THAT SHOOTS FAST ARCANE BOLTS, AND BOOSTS STEALTH.
...
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
FUCK THIS.
REWARD: NORMAL ARCANE BOW
GROUDON IS DEAD, DOMINIC HUNTER GETS 4 KILL POINTS.
Zapdos: Return.[6] Zapdos re-enters the pokeball you stored him in before, and a pink light flashes. Oh. Wait. That's not a pokeball he's kept in. It's a Heal Ball. Well, at least he's now all healed and ready for action.
Moltres: Return.
RaN: Assist with waking May.
[3] Moltres, on the other hand, is a bit more reluctant. He feels like he deserves a bit more after doing all of this work, before being shoves back into that tiny metal ball.
But WHATEVER, he'll do it, but you fucking owe him.
[6 FUCK] Now, where did May go...Oh hey, there's that Dragon guy or whatever dragging her inside the store. You head in and watch as he begins randomly poking her face.
"Need some help?"
He doesn't respond so you decide to use your tried and true method of waking people up, [CENSORED].
You walk over and begin [CENSORED] while [CENSORED], and eventually, Harold joins in, [CENSORED]. Eventually, you're both [DEFINITELY CENSORED].
Soon enough, May wakes up, panting. Harold starts talking, and she slaps him across the face. Oooh, that'll sting in the morning. Or tonight. For a skylight, the window in the roof is surprisingly opaque.
Well, at least May's awake now.
I am now a prosecuting pokemon assassin.[2] Who's Westly again? All you can see from here is the Vandal, the Loiterer, and the Murderer.
Place Westly under arrest.
Grumbles as he puts everything in his pockets for later...[1] You look around at the copious amounts of blades and handles strewn about the place. Well, you've got to start somewhere. But right when you take a step forwards, your foot slides out from under you, and you tumble backwards!
As you land, a sharp pain hits your lower back. You get up, and notice the tip of a spearhead sticking out of where your appendix would be. Shit. It's still bleeding. If you remove it now, it might heal in, like, a few minutes...
I wave to Sigma.[1 Vs. 5] Wow, what a lovely reunion.
Go down and punch Sigma so hard he flies over to May on the other catwalk
But enough with the formalities, DIE, MOTHERFUCKER.
You kneels down on the catwalk, and throw all of your weight into the punch! Sigma flinches, putting his hand in front of his face...
And then you scream out in pain. Like, SEVERE pain.
Why? Well, your hand is now mangled to a pulp. And still stuck partially in Sigma's blender. The blood and flesh might make a nice smoothie if a few fruits are added.
Taking this moment to get the upper hand, Sigma pulls back, pulling you through the railing and down to the floor below! Landing with a crunch as opposed to a sizzle, seeing as the lava has miraculously dissipated, you wonder what the fuck just happened.
Look up above the catwalks, try to find something to jump to or climb up to[2] Nope. Nothing up there. Just the catwalk, the wires holding them up, and the roof.
I attempt to pull myself up into the store.[4] After that little gory incident with the blender, you pull yourself up onto the catwalk. The only other person there is this strange guy in a suit. Hm. Oh wait, there's the luchador guy.
[4 Vs. 6] What man? All you can see is RaNDM entering the store, the janitor pointing a gun at you, the OTHER Janitor, not pointing a gun at you, the mall rat, and an extreme lack of lava below you.I am now a prosecuting pokemon assassin.Shoot this man!
Place Westly under arrest.
And RanDM as well if possible.
[2 Vs. 3+1] Now THAT you could do. That is if you had any ammo.
Smash my way out of this foggy store![4] Smashing is a bit beyond you at the current moment, but the doors are still operational. You decide to go to the east Catwalk, seeing as getting away from the orgy in the corner by the other one. From there, you see the suit guy and some...new guy. With a very bloody blender.
"Sooo..." Tara spoke up again, having eventually decided that these people weren't an immediate threat, "I guess, um, we aren't getting out of here until someone goes and like, kills those monsters?"[N/A] You begin complaining about the lack of monster death, when suddenly the monster dies. Wow, how convenient.
She raised a delicately-shaped eyebrow. "Any, um, volunteers? That'd be pretty cool."
>Just sit around, stay alert and watch the goings-on. If anyone or anything approaches me, whack 'em with my pipe/handbag.
>Try and convince someone to go and kill those giant monsters or whatever.
MEANWHILE...
Coel spawns in the vent system.[6]
Prepare to steer fall to catwalk using the nightie as a parachute.
In the vents above the store, a bastard roams. Well, not really for LONG, seeing as the vent just broke under his weight, sending him tumbling down onto the roof of the store. Luckily, his strange shirt thing managed to slow his fall, allowing him to land on his feet. Albeit, he's in no position to fight anything, but he's ready, I guess.
Boss Turns:
May is pissed off. She's fumbling for her last pokemon!
THE LAVA IS GONE.
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Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 15, 2013, 03:17:54 pm
HELL YEAH!!!! HARVEY ROCKS AT EPIC MELEE KILLS.
That was meant to be a suicide move lol. What are kill points for btw?))
Run off and hide somewhere high up with a good line of sight.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2013, 03:45:27 pm
"Sorry, May, I don't know what came over me. One moment, please."
Execute whatever die rolled that horrible overshot as an example to the others.
"Now then. Terribly sorry. Um, you might want to call your Pokemon back before they get completely destroyed. Also, is there, um, anything I can do to make this up to you? I'm pretty good at surviving here, if you feel you need protection. I'd be better than that crazy guy who's talking to himself."
Ask. Protect self and May if needed. It had better not be.
I whisper in Harold's ear.Also, punch him. In the face, ideally.
"I dunno what you were doing, I told her to quit being such a Snorlax."
Nice, you totally got him slapped.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2013, 04:36:51 pm
As for the Stealth thing, naw. You just got a regular Arcane Bow. That Item Generator can get...confusing. And generally hard to incorporate in a non-loot-based game.))
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 15, 2013, 05:32:56 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 15, 2013, 06:16:39 pm
"...Reservoir Dogs."
I... what? Reservoir Dogs? Lou, that's not exactly what I was-
Just pistol-whip him. Or technically, sub-machine-gun-whip, but still. Take the butt of your gun and smash his nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says [OH GOOD HEAVENS WHAT VULGARITY] after that.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2013, 09:58:51 pm
((As for the Stealth thing, naw. You just got a regular Arcane Bow. That Item Generator can get...confusing. And generally hard to incorporate in a non-loot-based game.))((Which item generator?))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2013, 09:59:59 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2013, 10:30:30 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2013, 10:37:43 pm
Quote
CONSULTING WEAPON GENERATOR (http://piratepad.net/NmK4swYrq6)
Post by: TCM on November 15, 2013, 10:54:02 pm
Alright, Lou, so you've managed to somehow fail at killing one guy for this long. No biggie, but I need you to remember what's important. Think back, way back. You're pretty much characterized as being descended from mountain folk by now, your pee-paw must've taught you something that would help you kill an icy gangster.
"...Reservoir Dogs."
I... what? Reservoir Dogs? Lou, that's not exactly what I was-
Just pistol-whip him. Or technically, sub-machine-gun-whip, but still. Take the butt of your gun and smash his nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says [OH GOOD HEAVENS WHAT VULGARITY] after that.
Throw ammoless Micro-Uzi at this dude, whip out the Syringe Gun and blast his ass. Or rather, penetrate it. Shit, that sounds weird.
"Hey! I'm gonna' pop you!"
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2013, 10:56:24 pm
((It's in the turn.))Oh.QuoteCONSULTING WEAPON GENERATOR (http://piratepad.net/NmK4swYrq6)
So you did.
Post by: RaNDM on November 15, 2013, 11:59:44 pm
He doesn't respond so you decide to use your tried and true method of waking people up, [CENSORED].
You walk over and begin [CENSORED] while [CENSORED], and eventually, Harold joins in, [CENSORED]. Eventually, you're both [DEFINITELY CENSORED].
I whisper in Harold's ear.
"I dunno what you were doing, I told her to quit being such a Snorlax."
Nice, you totally got him slapped.
Post by: Fireiy on November 16, 2013, 01:22:24 am
Status: Not taking advantage of his new abilitiesWell I AM a prosecutor. Who was the murderer again?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2013, 01:39:07 am
Post by: Fireiy on November 16, 2013, 02:52:45 am
Fire warning shot from suit pistol
"You there! You're under arrest!"
If he tries to run tell Gumshoe to shoot at him
The above all applies to Dominic
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 16, 2013, 05:20:08 am
Post by: Fireiy on November 16, 2013, 10:58:09 am
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 16, 2013, 11:06:51 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2013, 11:42:42 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2013, 11:45:10 am
(( Lava that had it kept rising would have killed us all. ))((It's murder. You weren't in harm's way, as the lava would've stopped before the store/catwalks. So, you wouldn't be able to file for self-defense. It wasn't premeditated, but it wasn't accidental. So, Murder.))
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 16, 2013, 11:47:54 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2013, 02:58:58 pm
(( And looking awesome while doing it , how could I know it was going to stop though? I'm not the lava whisperer after all, all I can see is it's still rising so still self defense. ))((I'd quote the part where I said the lava is irrelevant, seeing as how everyone had been brought to the floating area, but it's a while back. So in that amount of time, the Lava rose up to the point of just stopping.))
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 16, 2013, 03:05:03 pm
Post by: dewboy on November 16, 2013, 04:01:48 pm
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 16, 2013, 04:07:28 pm
Post by: Fireiy on November 16, 2013, 04:09:07 pm
Post by: dewboy on November 16, 2013, 04:16:35 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2013, 05:44:16 pm
Post by: dewboy on November 16, 2013, 07:26:46 pm
Post by: WafflesandBacon on November 16, 2013, 07:54:01 pm
Find some way to heal your hand.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2013, 07:58:32 pm
(http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii495/Greenstarfanatic/Avatars/MallFightMap1_zps5cf17cd0.png)
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Spoiler: Key (click to show/hide)
Post by: Fireiy on November 17, 2013, 01:22:35 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 17, 2013, 04:51:37 pm
Post by: dewboy on November 17, 2013, 05:13:02 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 17, 2013, 05:41:17 pm
Also, punch him. In the face, ideally. Don't injure him severely, just make him hurt.
"No need to take out your implied sexual frustration on me."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 17, 2013, 05:51:58 pm
"..."Also, punch him. In the face, ideally. Don't injure him severely, just make him hurt."No need to take out your implied sexual frustration on me."
Editing action.
Post by: RaNDM on November 17, 2013, 06:18:50 pm
Injure him to the full extent of the dice.
"Don't hurt yourself."
Post by: Yoink on November 18, 2013, 02:01:38 am
Tara's brow wrinkled in exasperation as she watched these two nutjobs trying their damnedest to kill each other despite apparently not having any bullets, fighting on this precarious catwalk above the
"Helloooo? Are you listening to me? We need to be, like, cooperating if we're gonna get out of here or whatever. Gosh."
>Attempt to defuse the situation between between Lou and Westly and get us all working together.
>If that fails, pound the need for teamwork into their skulls. Literally. Like, with my pipe.
((Thank you for the map. Shit be confusing.))
Post by: Fireiy on November 18, 2013, 03:12:24 am
Post by: Yoink on November 18, 2013, 03:17:11 am
Post by: Fireiy on November 18, 2013, 04:14:08 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 18, 2013, 11:47:56 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 18, 2013, 05:32:24 pm
OKAY HERE WE GO.
(http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii495/Greenstarfanatic/Avatars/MallFightMap1_zps5cf17cd0.png)
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((Curse my color blindedness, I'm just going to assume I'm the one on the right catwalk for now))
Stare at the man with the blender and the man with only one hand
"Excuse me, I would like to try my hand!"
Fernando test his new Bladed War Gauntlets by punching the Blender!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 18, 2013, 09:11:04 pm
Post by: Fireiy on November 18, 2013, 10:03:26 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 18, 2013, 10:19:17 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 19, 2013, 12:47:58 pm
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 19, 2013, 01:01:33 pm
Attemt to enter the store. Use natural charm to appear inconspicuous. If I am accosted, curse in Old Irish with vim, zip and imagination.
((Sorry about my absence - I accidentally my tablet.))
Post by: Sigma castell on November 19, 2013, 02:08:44 pm
I attempt so summon a bagel demon
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 19, 2013, 02:12:07 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 20, 2013, 02:30:21 am
Post by: RaNDM on November 21, 2013, 05:39:36 pm
Looks at the recent penetration... Well fuck me running. Pulls out said long hard object
Please never talk again.
"What?"
Nothing. What are you going to do about this guy?
"Take the hit."
Serious?
"Yeah."
Everyone can see you talking to yourself.
"No one cares."
RaN: Propose alliance with May.
"So you want to team up? Beats the alternative."
Post by: Fireiy on November 21, 2013, 11:43:05 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 22, 2013, 01:57:53 am
(I wonder why that guy is talking to himself...)
You know, I was wondering the same thing. Well I might as well take his shirt to staunch my liquid life from coming out everywhere. Also his voice is much more insulting than any of mine.
Post by: Fireiy on November 22, 2013, 03:20:38 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 22, 2013, 03:55:24 am
Spoiler: OCC (click to show/hide)
I know. It was hard to figure out at first since it wasnt in a nice little box with text in it.
Post by: Fireiy on November 22, 2013, 04:15:07 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 22, 2013, 10:32:14 am
I think there's a distinct difference between breaking the fourth wall and mind reading.
Indeed.
I have to put a limit on metagaming.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 12:36:59 pm
Run off and hide somewhere high up with a good line of sight.[1] Running! Running is FUN!
OH SHIT IT'S NOT FUN WHEN YOUR FOOT GETS SHOT AND YOU TUMBLE TO THE GROUND.
OUCH.
"Sorry, May, I don't know what came over me. One moment, please."[5] The die dies. As does the rest of its family. The rest of the dice hold a funeral and mourn.
Execute whatever die rolled that horrible overshot as an example to the others.
"Now then. Terribly sorry. Um, you might want to call your Pokemon back before they get completely destroyed. Also, is there, um, anything I can do to make this up to you? I'm pretty good at surviving here, if you feel you need protection. I'd be better than that crazy guy who's talking to himself."
Ask. Protect self and May if needed. It had better not be.I whisper in Harold's ear.Also, punch him. In the face, ideally.
"I dunno what you were doing, I told her to quit being such a Snorlax."
Nice, you totally got him slapped.Don't injure him severely, just make him hurt.Injure him to the full extent of the dice.
[5] May would totally bring her pokemon back, if there were any out. Which there aren't. However, she does feel a lot more protected. That is until some guy walk over and she PUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM. SHIT.
[3 Vs. 6] You take your anger out on the guy beside you. Or you would if he WOULD FUCKING STAND STILL.
Meanwhile, he is standing still and you're hallucinating. He looks at you holding your fist up and swaying gently, and goes back to talking to her. YOU'LL GET HIM SOME DAY!
Alright, Lou, so you've managed to somehow fail at killing one guy for this long. No biggie, but I need you to remember what's important. Think back, way back. You're pretty much characterized as being descended from mountain folk by now, your pee-paw must've taught you something that would help you kill an icy gangster.[1 Vs. 1] Literally nobody screams or jumps, as your gun collides with his gun in the air, knocking them both off the catwalk. They hit the ground with a clack, and you feel like you've lost a part of yourself.
"...Reservoir Dogs."
I... what? Reservoir Dogs? Lou, that's not exactly what I was-
Just pistol-whip him. Or technically, sub-machine-gun-whip, but still. Take the butt of your gun and smash his nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says [OH GOOD HEAVENS WHAT VULGARITY] after that.
Whatever. Metaphors grow back.
Throw ammoless Micro-Uzi at this dude, whip out the Syringe Gun and blast his ass. Or rather, penetrate it. Shit, that sounds weird.[6 Vs. 4] You toss the gun at him, and he knocks it, away, along with his own gun. The moron. You pull out that Syringe Gun and pop a couple syringes into his ass. Literally. That looks infected.
"Hey! I'm gonna' pop you!"
Well that's going to be a bit difficult to get to him without risking a deadly fall...[3] Well. That was less of a warning shot and more of shooting him in the foot. But whatever. Same difference. Except not.
Fire warning shot from suit pistol
"You there! You're under arrest!"
If he tries to run tell Gumshoe to shoot at him
The above all applies to Dominic.
[2 Vs. 5] Gumshoe decides that he's not a bit fan of breaking bones, and refuses to leap over the railing after a criminal, no matter how dangerous they may be.
Scruffy appears confused and disoriented. In an attempt to get to an area he knows, he takes a shortcut to the lower levels. Leap from the catwalks, aim for[4] You leap from the catwalk, performing a pretty good roll onto the table stack. You didn't even break any bones! Wow! Now all you have to do is climb down to the floor!something soft.the top of that round building.
Well, that could've gone better. But, at least I can make a cooler hand out of something else![6-1] Oh dear god the pain is fucking UNBEARABLE right now. But you manage to pull yourself to one of the nearby restaurants, and decide to try your hand at alchemy.
Find some way to heal your hand.
5 MINUTES LATER...
Wow. That's a really nice hand. Sure, it may be metal and have had nothing to do with your Alchemy attempts, but it's a damn good metal hand. Now the only problem is...well, fixing the rest of your body.
"Hey! Um, guys? Not really the best time for this whole, like, macho gun battle BS right now, y'know."GOD DAMMIT! DAMN KIDS! NEVER LISTENING TO THEIR...Wait, you aren;t related to them. To hell with verbal discipline. You take out your pipe, and remember the good old days...
Tara's brow wrinkled in exasperation as she watched these two nutjobs trying their damnedest to kill each other despite apparently not having any bullets, fighting on this precarious catwalk above thelavadrop.
"Helloooo? Are you listening to me? We need to be, like, cooperating if we're gonna get out of here or whatever. Gosh."
>Attempt to defuse the situation between between Lou and Westly and get us all working together.
>If that fails, pound the need for teamwork into their skulls. Literally. Like, with my pipe.
[6 Vs. 2] You walk up to Lou first, and give him a good whack on the head, send him stumbling and then tumbling over the edge, falling to the ground with a gruesome splat.
Ew. You forgot how blood just clashed with fucking everything.
[6 Vs. 1] Now for the other one, the gangster. Walking up to him, he seems to be fairly shaken up. You fix this by SMASHING HIS HEAD IN AND PUSHING HIM OFF OF THE METAL WALK. He too, lands with a splat, and you consider your job here done.
TARA GAINS 2 KILL POINTS!
Stare at the man with the blender and the man with only one hand[2 Vs. 2] You switch on the blender yourself, seeing as the owner seems to have mysteriously left and dropped a strange looking bagel, and thrust your fist into it! Luckily, you both have equal strength, and nothing really happens. Cool!
"Excuse me, I would like to try my hand!"
Fernando test his new Bladed War Gauntlets by punching the Blender!
Attemt to enter the store. Use natural charm to appear inconspicuous. If I am accosted, curse in Old Irish with vim, zip and imagination.[4] You Royal Roll off of the roof, and land next to some chick with a bloody pipe. Seeing as you generally try to avoid such people, you carry on inside the store, where there are...three, no four other people. None of them look at you, so you merely utter a single FECKIN SHITE under your breath. You wonder where that came from.
I blink.[2-3] What was that you learned last month about demon summoning? Lick lips and flail randomly? Yeah, that sounds about right.
I attempt so summon a bagel demon
Whoops, now you're a bagel. *Slow clap*
Looks at the recent penetration... Well fuck me running. Pulls out said long hard object This might be useful. Now to stop my red goo getting spoiled by everything else... Looks for someones clothing to make a bandage.[2] Ugh. It doesn't look like it's coming out. It's pretty deep in there. Like, deep enough to be right through you. You stand up and see that you slipped on a Scimitar blade and landed on a Gladius blade. Well, the good news is that your knowledge of ancient blades is back.
[3] Unfortunately, the only person who's really distracted enough to miss their clothes is...*sigh* May.
[1 Vs. 6] But as soon as she sees you walking over with a mischievous grin, she gets up and punches you straight across the room.
Damn. She's good for being, like...wait, shit, how old even IS she at this point?
RaN: Propose alliance with May.[4 Vs. 2] After you watch her punch some weird dude across the room, you get up and suggest the idea of an alliance. She seems a bit iffy about it, but it's battling against her excitement to have a friend to battle with at times! HMM...Decisions, Decisions!
Boss Turns:
May's contemplating giving up her last pokemon...
[Coin Flip 1=Send Out/2=Give Up... 2!]
But decides against it. She pockets it and hugs RaN happily!
RaN HAS A NEW ALLY!
RaN GAINS 4 KILL POINTS!
EVERYONE GAINS 2 MORE KILL POINTS FOR MAKING IT THROUGH THE FIGHT!
However, before he can continue on doing whatever he does, a strange Orange Cream-coloured block with a black music note on it appears in front of him. And one of the notes has a note attached to it. Like, a written one.
Jump On Me
Seems harmless enough.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 01:19:10 pm
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 26, 2013, 01:35:36 pm
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2013, 02:06:03 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 02:06:56 pm
Respawn. Be pissed. Charge first person I see with my Katana.You respawn remarkably quickly.
However, you respawn somewhere very...dark, really. Maybe you should investigate.
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2013, 02:08:35 pm
Explore Darkworld.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 02:12:10 pm
"The fuck? Hello?"You bump into a wall. Wait...No, that isn't a wall.
Explore Darkworld.
Wait, yes it is. But what's on it is not a wall. That would be silly. You think you might feel a lightswitch there, though.
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2013, 02:14:18 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 02:19:14 pm
Feel for light-switch object. Press it.And press it you do! You step back and look at the wall-shaped thing you bumped into, which happens to be covered in hooks, each with a strange item on it. You marvel at your ability to not get impaled on any of them.
That's until you step back and get poked by another one. You turn around and realize it has a note on it.
PICK TWO OF THEM. MY TREAT.
Looking back, you see the wall has flipped around, and now shows four hooks. One has a pair of pistols on it, one has a...strangely phallic-shaped flamethrower, one has a whip, and the last has a weird little bag with...some kind of bomb thingies in it. None of them look the same, but they all look like bombs...
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2013, 02:23:34 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on November 26, 2013, 02:23:48 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 02:28:31 pm
Take the pistols and the bomb bag.You snap the bomb bag up and sling it across your shoulder, before realizing just how light they were. Interesting.
Then, you grab the pistols. Just as you're about the stuff them in your pockets, they leap out of your hands in a glowing blur, transforming into two girls. They seem confused as to where they are, less so about who you are.
The younger one calls out into the darkness, "Kiiiiiid! Come on out! You didn't have one of those little breakdowns again, did you!?"
((This is turning into 'Pop Culture RTD-ified'...))
Post by: dewboy on November 26, 2013, 02:35:11 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 26, 2013, 03:43:29 pm
Then, you grab the pistols. Just as you're about the stuff them in your pockets, they leap out of your hands in a glowing blur, transforming into two girls. They seem confused as to where they are, less so about who you are.((This is not the weirdest thing to happen in recent turns. It's probably in the Top 5, though.))
The younger one calls out into the darkness, "Kiiiiiid! Come on out! You didn't have one of those little breakdowns again, did you!?"
Quote
((This is turning into 'Pop Culture RTD-ified'...))((Huh?))
Convince May to join with me instead of RaN. Promise I won't hurt RaN.
"May, you can't trust that. Seriously, it's literally asking someone to jump on it. Really, what could go right with that?"
Convince May not to jump on the shmuck bait.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 05:46:54 pm
((Heh, it's just because I've been adding so many pop culture NPCs.))Quote((This is turning into 'Pop Culture RTD-ified'...))((Huh?))
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 26, 2013, 05:51:09 pm
I swear, if you add digdimon or bakugaun or even bay blade...((Heh, it's just because I've been adding so many pop culture NPCs.))Quote((This is turning into 'Pop Culture RTD-ified'...))((Huh?))
I wouldn't know whether to give you all my money or burn this entire thread down.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 26, 2013, 06:11:31 pm
Punch Blender off of catwalk and pocket the strange man's bagel for now.
Walk around in search of a worthy foe that I can honorably pummel with my Knife War Gauntlets
Post by: Fireiy on November 26, 2013, 10:50:34 pm
Reload pistol if I can, then use water bending to get down safely
((I didn't tell Gumshoe to jump down to arrest him... Just to shoot him if he tried to run. And how close is he to me? Can I leap down to stab him assassin creed style?))
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 26, 2013, 10:57:32 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 11:19:47 pm
Post by: Fireiy on November 27, 2013, 12:09:00 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 27, 2013, 12:13:01 am
Post by: Fireiy on November 27, 2013, 01:45:54 am
Post by: TCM on November 27, 2013, 01:49:50 am
"Who are you people? What the fuckin' hell is-...I don't even know any more."
Post by: Fireiy on November 27, 2013, 06:36:52 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 27, 2013, 11:10:26 am
Voice confusion.
"Who are you people? What the fuckin' hell is-...I don't even know any more."
Both of them turn around to face you.
"Oh! Hi! The name's Patty!"
"And I'm Liz. Er...Have you seen a guy wearing all black with a tiiiny bit of severe OCD around?"
Hm. They seem nice enough...
((What is that doll turned into real guy doing anyway?))((Oh, you mean Karkat? He's still hanging out on one of the catwalks. GWG forgot to bring him along. Karkat's an Ally, GWG controls his own allies, so he controls Karkat. And he hasn't been doing so.))
Post by: Yoink on November 27, 2013, 11:56:27 am
>Burst into tears.
>Flee from any aggressors.
((Sorry, no time for a more detailed post, just wanted to post SOMETHING.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 27, 2013, 05:27:48 pm
Post by: Sigma castell on November 27, 2013, 05:41:06 pm
I hand myself a sandwich of Dubious Origin
Post by: WafflesandBacon on November 27, 2013, 05:43:11 pm
Fling myself to a random person and guilt trip them into getting me a new body
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 27, 2013, 10:48:18 pm
((Really? Huh. He seemed pretty dang independent to me. I don't feel like dredging for my turn when I have so many other RtDs to check, then the main FGaR, but I'll start controlling him properly next turn.))((What is that doll turned into real guy doing anyway?))((Oh, you mean Karkat? He's still hanging out on one of the catwalks. GWG forgot to bring him along. Karkat's an Ally, GWG controls his own allies, so he controls Karkat. And he hasn't been doing so.))
Post by: RaNDM on November 28, 2013, 03:50:38 am
Meanwhile, he is standing still and you're hallucinating. He looks at you holding your fist up and swaying gently...
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z5gxAxU31qbcq69.gif)
"... Okay."
Between dealing with this one and May, I hardly notice the half-naked barbarian standing in the doorway.
[2]Well, the good news is that your knowledge of ancient blades is back.
[3] Unfortunately, the only person who's really distracted enough to miss their clothes is...*sigh* May.
[1 Vs. 6] But as soon as she sees you walking over with a mischievous grin, she gets up and punches you straight across the room.
I crack a smile. The guy drops like a brick.
"Holy shit, kid! Nice form!"
Damn. She's good for being, like...wait, shit, how old even IS she at this point?
That's what I'd like to know.
"So. How about it?"
She seems a bit iffy about it, but it's battling against her excitement to have a friend to battle with at times! HMM...Decisions, Decisions!
May's contemplating giving up her last pokemon...
[Coin Flip 1=Send Out/2=Give Up... 2!]
But decides against it. She pockets it and hugs RaN happily!
"Oh! Okay! Uh, cool! That's more enthusiastic than I thought, uh..."
I hug her back, then seal the deal.
(http://oi43.tinypic.com/2rwuvxz.jpg)
However, before he can continue on doing whatever he does, a strange Orange Cream-coloured block with a black music note on it appears in front of him.
"Uh... May? That yours?"
Post by: RaNDM on November 28, 2013, 03:55:21 am
((Dammit RaN, I was trying to be friends with her! I didn't realize you could just say "I'm gonna be friends with this guy" and then you roll good and they're your friend. Well, two can play at that game, and I have a bonus to it!))
((To be fair, I've been working toward that alliance long before you have.))
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 28, 2013, 07:34:23 am
Acquire a weapon, any weapon. Seriously, anything that possesses any mildly weapon-like qualities will do. Refrain from provoking people, but shield-bash anything that interferes with weapon acquisition.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 28, 2013, 04:50:03 pm
Post by: Patrick Hunt on November 28, 2013, 05:00:16 pm
Post by: TCM on November 28, 2013, 06:34:25 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 28, 2013, 07:47:02 pm
Post by: RaNDM on November 28, 2013, 10:06:15 pm
*Again tries to get someones clothing to staunch the blood. Then look outside of the shop*
"Here."
I throw off my red renegade's shirt, and hand him the sleeveless tee I've been wearing underneath.
"I don't have to pass a check for this do I?" I ask no one in particular. I throw my shirt on.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 28, 2013, 11:59:44 pm
Be silently confused.
"Er...Sir? Are you okay?"
"Oh lord, not you too. I don't need another comatose meister on my hands..."
"Uh... May? That yours?"
May looks a bit confused.
"Uh...no?"
Post by: Fireiy on November 29, 2013, 12:23:11 am
*Presses partner button*
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 29, 2013, 12:00:29 pm
Post by: Fireiy on November 29, 2013, 01:06:33 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 29, 2013, 02:30:59 pm
Post by: Fireiy on November 29, 2013, 03:56:40 pm
Post by: RaNDM on December 01, 2013, 04:25:26 am
... one of the notes has a note attached to it.
Yes, we can see that just fine, thank you.
Like, a written one.
... Oh.
"Dumbass."
Shut up. What's it say?
I bend down on one knee, careful actually not to touch the mystery box. It could be a bomb for all we know, and some days... Well, that joke just kills itself.
I read the note on the note.
Jump On Me
"Oh... Oh my God."
RaN, I know what you're thinking. (http://youtu.be/VoB543m9Zzw?t=2m4s)
"May, take my hand."
I know what you're thinking RaN.
"This is going to be so cool."
RaN, the cards are on the table, I know what you're thinking. Don't-
RaN/MAY: HELL YEAH, JUMP ON THAT SHIT!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 01, 2013, 01:48:48 pm
Convince May not to jump on the shmuck bait.
Post by: TCM on December 01, 2013, 01:50:52 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2013, 01:30:38 pm
Leave.Ignoring the two girls, you find the door and leave, walking up a set of stairs and reappearing in the food court. Thankfully, Liz and Patty follow you through, showing up behind you and waiting for you to...well, do something.
WESTLY GAINED ALLIES:
Liz & Patty Thompson
Skill: Can turn into dual MAGYK pistols. Actually, scratch that, SOUL PISTOLS!
WESTLY GAINED ITEM:
Bomb Bag
Full Turn incoming.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2013, 04:54:42 pm
Continue running, find cover, shoot anybody who comes after me with my new bow.[4-1] Running isn't exactly your big plan at this point, so you really just limp over to cover, only to be glomped by some random dude with a metal arm. He begins talking at the fucking speed of light and...somehow convinces you to give him a piggy back ride? And something about getting him a new body or fixed up and some shit. Whatever, he seems nice enough.
Respawn in one of those Exotic Pet Stores that got unlocked way back when and take a look around.[4] POOF! You're there. Around you, you see dogs, cats, fish, birds, all the usual kinds of animals you'd find in a pet store. Nothing really special, though.
Climb down, carefully[3] Oof. So much for really carefully. Luckily you haven't broken anything, but you back hurts quite a bit. Eh, walk it off, man.
"Will it blend? NO"[3 Vs. 5] The only worthy opponent seems to be that half-naked guy with the shield, seeing as the other options are that scientist guy and the other guy writhing in pain. So Shield guy it is.
Punch Blender off of catwalk and pocket the strange man's bagel for now.
Walk around in search of a worthy foe that I can honorably pummel with my Knife War Gauntlets
Running forwards, you thrust one of your hands forwards, only to be stopped with a CLUNK as it bounces off the wooden shield. Shit. That sucks.
"Well, at least that stopped him from getting away... Now how to get down? Wait, how do I reload this..."[1] Reloading the pistol is fine, so you get to work creating a tower of water to swim down. You're so confident you think you can do it with your eyes shut! And you do! At least, you think you do. Close enough! You leap into your column of water...
Reload pistol if I can, then use water bending to get down safely
And plummet to the ground, splatting on the ground. Like, really, SPLATTING. You are now a bloody mush pile.
"Oh... ohmigosh!" Tara gasps into a hand, wide-eyed as blood and brain matter drips from her pipe, "What did I just do?! I, like, totally killed those guys!"[2] There are no aggressors and you really can't shed a tear for those bastards. Ruined your day, they did. They deserved it.
>Burst into tears.
>Flee from any aggressors.
I blink at my new bagel body.[2] Everyone is appalled by the lack of dubious sandwiches, especially you! The nerve of that GM, not letting you magically conjure things into existence! GOD.
I hand myself a sandwich of Dubious Origin
Oh. Well. Shit. What to do now? Uh...[6-1 Vs. 1] Ohey look, there's someone who isn't going too fast.
Fling myself to a random person and guilt trip them into getting me a new body
You literally fling yourself at the limping guy, knocking him to the ground. You begin speaking incredibly fast about your situation, and, despite him seeing confused, he seems to agree to your conditions. Cool, new body, here you come!
"By Mithra, what the dang is going on here? Why am I always surrounded by madmen?" Familiar thoughts, those.[5-1] Hm...there aren't many intact weapons left anymore. Oh, but there's one! You pick up a rather hefty butcher's knife, and try a couple slashes. It could work. You holster it, and are nearly knocked to the ground by some crazy wrestler dude with wolverine claws slamming into your shield.
Acquire a weapon, any weapon. Seriously, anything that possesses any mildly weapon-like qualities will do. Refrain from provoking people, but shield-bash anything that interferes with weapon acquisition.
Well since I'm now a pincushion for anything sharp and pointy I will just have to jump on people and wiggle all about to kill someone... *Again tries to get someones clothing to staunch the blood. Then look outside of the shop*[1] There is literally nobody here who would be willing to remove their clothes for your sake. Not even May. You COULD take off your clothes, but you don't really want to do that. You're healing well enough already. And you don't really WANT to go outside, anyway. Something would probably chomp your head off ass soon as you stepped outside, anyway...
RaN/MAY: HELL YEAH, JUMP ON THAT SHIT![5] OFF YOU GOOOOOOOOOOooooo
After a slight concussion from breaking through the store roof, you land on this...weird...cloudy place. Wait, no, those are just blurry parts of your vision. You're really in a rather bright white room with a hatch in the floor where you came in. On the other side of the room you see three guns.
The first is a rather generic Sniper Rifle. Or, it would be if it weren't made of some weird bamboo shit and appeared to use dart instead of bullets.
The second is a gun without a grip, instead looking to be something you stick your hand in. It's just as white as the room, and has a claw-shape at the end, with no sign of trigger, barrel, or even ammo.
The third one is well shit that's just a fucking black bazooka.
Looking closer than them, you see a large gap filled with spikes. Very sharp spikes, it looks like. Looking even closer, there's a plaque on the wall just before the gap begins.
The Items Across are yours to take.
But it's more difficult than it looks.
Death is no penalty to your body here.
But it is to your reward.
Each death removes a prize from the hoard on the other side.
How will you get across?
But it's more difficult than it looks.
Death is no penalty to your body here.
But it is to your reward.
Each death removes a prize from the hoard on the other side.
How will you get across?
"May, you can't trust that. Seriously, it's literally asking someone to jump on it. Really, what could go right with that?"[2] Nope. She ain't listening. And there she goes, into the sky...
Convince May not to jump on the shmuck bait.
What a shame she was wasted on a Shmuck like him.
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Post by: Sigma castell on December 02, 2013, 05:29:18 pm
I attempt a complex dance routine inspired by Gaudi.
Post by: ReDeadEr on December 02, 2013, 06:15:29 pm
"Hrm... Got a plan."
Head out and try to find another Broom Closet. The first one had some nice supplies, and it wouldn't hurt to top off the flamethrower's fuel supply.
(Oh, and I was going back through the thread, trying to find where it was that I thought I saw that unlock, and I found something from the TF2 boss fight that, in light of recent events, I find rather amusing.)
...You DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE BOSS!!!
Were you REALLY wanting to try to get him on your side? Because you would've still had to kill him to beat the boss.
EDIT:
(Oh, and I was wrong, it was just regular Pet Stores)
Post by: dewboy on December 02, 2013, 09:23:38 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2013, 09:36:47 pm
EDIT:((Heh, you could've just checked the OP.))
(Oh, and I was wrong, it was just regular Pet Stores)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2013, 09:37:23 pm
Harold takes a step towards the block, then turns around and starts to walk away, then turns back around. This goes on for half a minute or so.
"Hey, 'Boss', you gonna do something?"
"...*sigh* Yes. Follow me, please."
Jump on the block. Be followed by Karkat.
Post by: Fireiy on December 02, 2013, 09:41:18 pm
Quick question, is the suit now a permanent thing for me since I don't see it on my items list.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2013, 09:49:13 pm
Respawn near Dominic((Oh yes, I should fix that. Just a sec.))
Quick question, is the suit now a permanent thing for me since I don't see it on my items list.
"Dammit."
Harold takes a step towards the block, then turns around and starts to walk away, then turns back around. This goes on for half a minute or so.
"Hey, 'Boss', you gonna do something?"
"...*sigh* Yes. Follow me, please."
Jump on the block. Be followed by Karkat.
You jump on, and make the same motion RaN made, that little superman pose.
Granted, you just sorta bounce on it a bit. Huh. Must be out of juice.
"CONGRATS NUMBNUTS, YOU'RE NOW THE BIGGEST MORON IN THE ROOM. MAYBE EVEN THE ENTIRE MALL."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2013, 10:03:52 pm
((It did work for May, right?))
Post by: TCM on December 02, 2013, 10:08:40 pm
"What exactly is up with you two? Why are you guns?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2013, 10:20:06 pm
"How was I supposed to know it would only work twice?"
((It did work for May, right?))
((They jumped together, so it was only once.))
Westley turns to the girls.
"What exactly is up with you two? Why are you guns?"
"Well...I guess we were born that way or something. I dunno. We just kinda rolled with it really, until Kid came along."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2013, 10:36:47 pm
Post by: TCM on December 02, 2013, 10:49:49 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2013, 10:56:15 pm
"Who is Kid?"
"Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! His full name is Death the Kid, and he's our Meister! Well, actually, I guess you're our new Meister! Yaaaaaay!"
Post by: RaNDM on December 03, 2013, 12:26:59 am
[5] OFF YOU GOOOOOOOOOOooooo
"WOOOOOOOO- OH FUCK!"
After a slight concussion from breaking through the store roof, you land on this...weird...cloudy place. Wait, no, those are just blurry parts of your vision. You're really in a rather bright white room with a hatch in the floor where you came in. On the other side of the room you see three guns.
The first is a rather generic Sniper Rifle. Or, it would be if it weren't made of some weird bamboo shit and appeared to use dart instead of bullets.
The second is a gun without a grip, instead looking to be something you stick your hand in. It's just as white as the room, and has a claw-shape at the end, with no sign of trigger, barrel, or even ammo.
The third one is well shit that's just a fucking black bazooka.
Looking closer than them, you see a large gap filled with spikes. Very sharp spikes, it looks like. Looking even closer, there's a plaque on the wall just before the gap begins.The Items Across are yours to take.
But it's more difficult than it looks.
Death is no penalty to your body here.
But it is to your reward.
Each death removes a prize from the hoard on the other side.
How will you get across?
"... Don't want 'em."
I shrug my shoulders and head back to the hatch.
"May, you need anything in here?"
Post by: TCM on December 03, 2013, 12:28:07 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 03, 2013, 12:32:38 am
"May, you need anything in here?""Aw, but they look so cool! Do you think you could get me that black one?"
"Would you both mind turning back into guns then? I could use some firepower.""Yaaaaaaay!"
They both flash pink and leap into your hands, now in pistol form.
Post by: TCM on December 03, 2013, 12:47:01 am
"This is weird."
Check out the mall, see what people are up to.
Post by: RaNDM on December 03, 2013, 12:53:10 am
"Aw, but they look so cool! Do you think you could get me that black one?"
I sigh, turn around and whistle for Moltres. A ring of bright, fiery light scorches the white padded wall behind us. The great bird spreads and stretches its wings, leaving an arc of glowing hot copper and iron where the section of wall once was.
Moltres ruffles his feathers and grooms himself.
"Hey there. Mind helping us out?"
Moltres: "Use Fly. Carry us over there."
They both flash pink and leap into your hands, now in pistol form.
You people are doing this on purpose.
"What?"
NOTHING.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on December 03, 2013, 03:37:06 am
Side-step the wrestler man, simultaneously unholstering the choppa. Then hatchet him in the face! IN THA FACE!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 03, 2013, 09:03:36 am
"... Don't want 'em."((...))
Post by: Patrick Hunt on December 03, 2013, 10:31:23 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 04, 2013, 11:40:46 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2013, 11:46:07 am
Once locates, attack him/her, Karkat with his fists or whatever, me with my stick. Aim to incapacitate rather than kill.
Post by: Yoink on December 04, 2013, 12:28:42 pm
Her mascara-clad eyes scanned the surroundings with ever-increasing irritation. There would be no more tears. It was time to take matters into her own hands. Well, again. She hefted the pipe in one hand, took up her handbag on the other shoulder, then marched over to the nearest person...
"Right, you! Have you seen, um, Nacho around here? Y'know, like, the big crazy wrestler guy with the mask? Where is he?! Talk quickly!"
>Approach the nearest person, waggle my blood-spattered pipe and them and demand to know Fernando's whereabouts.
If they fail to direct me to them, kneecap them with the pipe and ask again.
>If anyone should be so nasty as to attack me, whack 'em over the head. Worked last time, and people seem to come back around here anyway.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 04, 2013, 12:32:36 pm
Sigh and grumble. Look for test subjects to release my irritation on. PC, NPC, doesn't matter. No giant talking dolls, though. He's a "friend".((Heh. Lemme clear some things up for you. He's no longer a doll, he's definitely a humanoid creature. He's equipped with a sickle called 'Holmes Smell Ya Later', and that 'stick' you have is probably going to break if you try to hit someone with it. It's not exactly meant for it. I thought you'd have figured out what it was by now.))
Once locates, attack him/her, Karkat with his fists or whatever, me with my stick. Aim to incapacitate rather than kill.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2013, 01:32:10 pm
2. I thought that meant "I'm not telling you!"
3a. Good to know its sturdiness or lack thereof.
3b. OOC, I'm pretty sure it turns into a new minion somehow. IC, I can't think of anything that would clue me into such. I'll wait to see if you can think of something I've forgotten before posting a new(ish) action, though.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 04, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2013, 01:36:56 pm
I thought you'd have figured out what it was by now.))Is there a clue I missed, or is it supposed to be "obvious" but I didn't do the right thing yet?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 04, 2013, 01:45:32 pm
Picking up the Stick, you feel an amazing sensation course through your body, definitely invigorating you! It feels almost as if you're connected to the stick...
((This is what I meant. To be honest, it's not too clear, but maybe you could figure it out.))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2013, 02:02:21 pm
I can think of a dozen possibilities for what that could mean, none particularly more likely than the others or quite crazy enough for this game.Picking up the Stick, you feel an amazing sensation course through your body, definitely invigorating you! It feels almost as if you're connected to the stick...((This is what I meant. To be honest, it's not too clear, but maybe you could figure it out.))
Spoiler: Twelve Example Possibilities (click to show/hide)
But now for the action.
Sigh and grumble. Look for test subjects to release my irritation on. PC, NPC, doesn't matter. No former talking dolls, though. He's a "friend".
Once located, attack him/her, me with my golden knuckles, Karkat with Holmes. Aim to incapacitate but not kill.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 04, 2013, 02:15:16 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2013, 02:20:15 pm
Also: Gee, helpful.))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 05, 2013, 03:24:19 am
Barrel through the half naked man's shield in an attempt to tackle him through the environment!
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 05, 2013, 05:02:20 am
Spoiler: OCC (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2013, 09:45:55 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2013, 10:34:42 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2013, 12:51:34 pm
"ah yes"[5] Dance-dance-dance, dancy-dancy-dance, doo-dee-doo...
I attempt a complex dance routine inspired by Gaudi.
The really-not-so-complex little jig you perform, still a bagel, appeases the bagel gods enough to transform you back into a human! Oh! And with a free bagel! Yum!
"Hrm... Got a plan."[1] As you attempt to exit the pet store and search for another one of those closets, one of which you remember seeing out of the corner of your eye back at the blade shop, you trip over a stray cage, tumbling into a munch of...well, other cages, releasing a whole menagerie of animals from their imprisonment! It's a marvellous step forwards for animal rights!
Head out and try to find another Broom Closet. The first one had some nice supplies, and it wouldn't hurt to top off the flamethrower's fuel supply.
Or it would be if they weren't all either gnawing on your leg, scratching your back, or shitting on your head.
attempt to knock over the tower of tables[5] God damn tables! HAHA! TAKE THAT!
The tower topples, preventing probably most people from having a foolproof safe way to get down from the store.
Respawn near Dominic[1] You select one of the food stores that would probably be at least a bit close to the assassin. The Cluckin' Bell sounds nice.
Shit. Respawning in a burning store wasn't probably the best idea.
Miles Edgeworth is now !!ON FIRE!!
The girls were pistols.[1] You take a step forward, before collapsing to the ground in pain, having been pinned under a falling table. You could probably get out if you tried REALLY hard but...FUCK that hurts! Whoops?
"This is weird."
Check out the mall, see what people are up to.
Moltres: "Use Fly. Carry us over there."[5 Vs. (d8) 2] You take out Moltres' Pokeball, and in a burst of fiery light, he appears, ready as ever! You hop on his back, telling May to stay behind, and zoom off across the gap.
However, just as you cross it, spikes appear from the wall, almost impaling both you AND your bird. Luckily, your flight skills are good enough to avoid the peril here. You arrive on the other side, and hop off, sticking the Sydney Sleeper, Portal Gun, and Bullet Bill Bazooka in your Wallet Modus.
When you snatch up the last weapon, you hear a faint 'Click', and the spike gap disappears, being replaced by a floor, matching the design of the rest of the room. You return to the other side, where May was waiting patiently.
Maniacs, maniacs everywhere, I tell you.[6 Vs. 3]
Side-step the wrestler man, simultaneously unholstering the choppa. Then hatchet him in the face! IN THA FACE!
Silly brute. You step to the side of Nacho's charging attack, taking out your butcher's knife and slashing him right across the back, leaving a rather large gash! He falls over in pain, through the double doors, and...on top of someone. Huh. Two birds with one stone, maybe?
Walk towards nearest cover looking for a body on the way.[4-1]
Ignoring the pained screams of terror coming from behind you, you continue on, struggling with the limp guy on your back. You manage to get behind the court dividing wall, and sit him down against it, sitting on a chair, yourself. Now, where to fix this guy up...?
>Approach the nearest person, waggle my blood-spattered pipe and them and demand to know Fernando's whereabouts.[6]
If they fail to direct me to them, kneecap them with the pipe and ask again.
>If anyone should be so nasty as to attack me, whack 'em over the head. Worked last time, and people seem to come back around here anyway.
That bastard, running off with you, he's gonna get a-HEY! There he is!
You're just about to search for people inside the store, when your loving boyfriend bursts through the door and...lands right on top of you. Oof. He's rather heavy, to be honest. He really should get off you.
Sigh and grumble. Look for test subjects to release my irritation on. PC, NPC, doesn't matter. No former talking dolls, though. He's a "friend".[3 Vs. 2+1] You watch as some guy has a little kerfuffle with some other guy by the door, and decide that a victor is probably the best specimen for you! Signalling for Karkat to follow you, followed by a groan and a scowl, you sneak your way over to the shield-wielding guy, and swing at him with all of your strength!
Once located, attack him/her, me with my golden knuckles, Karkat with Holmes. Aim to incapacitate but not kill.
Only for that punch to be stopped by his shield. Shite.
[4 Vs. 2+1] Karkat, on the other hand, is a bit luckier, his weird...rainbow...sickle...thing...smashing right through the shield! But not much else. It really just splinters it, creating a rather large gap in the wood. He takes it out, and looks at you, as if to say 'Now what, dingus?'
"(Incoherent Spanish Yelling)"[2+1 Vs. 4] You take a brief running start, intend on smashing the bastard through the wall!
Barrel through the half naked man's shield in an attempt to tackle him through the environment!
Only for him to step out of the way at the last minute and send a horrible pain to your back. You topple through the doors, onto...someone, and you attempt, unsuccessfully, to refrain from touching your back to see the damage.
AUGH that stings!
Start bodily slamming his liver thats wielding the weapon into the wall.[3-1] The liver is unresponsive. You guess that it may be dead. However, if you don't get that thing out, your body's gonna heal over it, trapping it inside you. And having a blade stuck inside you isn't really the best for your health.
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Post by: Patrick Hunt on December 10, 2013, 01:04:25 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 10, 2013, 01:09:22 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2013, 01:29:31 pm
Like this:
(http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/b/bd/Evictionnotice.PNG/250px-Evictionnotice.PNG?t=20110630002610)))
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on December 10, 2013, 01:58:14 pm
Post by: dewboy on December 10, 2013, 02:39:20 pm
Post by: Sigma castell on December 10, 2013, 02:50:38 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on December 10, 2013, 06:41:42 pm
Post by: Fireiy on December 10, 2013, 06:46:15 pm
Post by: TCM on December 10, 2013, 09:30:31 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 11, 2013, 02:00:16 pm
Post by: RaNDM on December 11, 2013, 03:30:03 pm
You arrive on the other side, and hop off, sticking the Sydney Sleeper, Portal Gun, and Bullet Bill Bazooka in your Wallet Modus.
When you snatch up the last weapon, you hear a faint 'Click', and the spike gap disappears, being replaced by a floor, matching the design of the rest of the room. You return to the other side, where May was waiting patiently.
"See that? Easy peasy."
Bullshit, you were screaming the whole time.
I hand May the Bazooka.
"Now what?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 11, 2013, 03:52:13 pm
You arrive on the other side, and hop off, sticking the Sydney Sleeper, Portal Gun, and Bullet Bill Bazooka in your Wallet Modus.
When you snatch up the last weapon, you hear a faint 'Click', and the spike gap disappears, being replaced by a floor, matching the design of the rest of the room. You return to the other side, where May was waiting patiently.
"See that? Easy peasy."
Bullshit, you were screaming the whole time.
I hand May the Bazooka.
"Now what?"
May looks like she's about to say something, when the floor opens up beneath you, dropping you both back down into the store, allowing you to easily bounce off of the music block and onto your faces.
Post by: RaNDM on December 11, 2013, 04:01:41 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 11, 2013, 10:24:20 pm
Displeased with this lack of dignity, she attempted to wiggle out from beneath Nacho to neaten herself up. She'd expected a more tranquil setting for this scene, with perhaps some birdsong instead of screams of pain, but then she supposed that was a bit silly of her.
"Nacho, you're kinda heavy... move... please..."
>Attempt to free myself from beneath Fernando's weight, then straighten up my poor, poor outfit before jump-hugging the dude whilst shouting "ohmigosh" and bursting into happy tears etcetera, etcetera.
>If anyone attempts to harm either of us, go all she-bear on their impolite ass(es).
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 12, 2013, 12:02:25 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 12, 2013, 01:49:03 am
"Hrrkkk! Nacho!"
Fernando raised himself up and looked upon the most beautiful Senorita he had ever known. The battle-crazed Luchador did a double-take, unsure if his eyes were deceiving him.
"TARA!"
Fernando cursed himself in his native tongue for having dishonorably forced himself upon Tara and rose to his feet.
Stand up in embarassment, offer Tara a hand and help her off the ground like a true gentlemen, wipe the blood and sweat from my visage, and catch the girl in my arms, twirling her around while shouting "My lovely Senorita! I found you!" and all that jazz
Anyone who attempts to attack us and interrupt this reunion gets a curbstomping
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 12, 2013, 01:50:07 am
((I just now realize that it might be a bit confusing to some people with how inconsistent we are with the name of Gravehaunter's character.))
((I'm not sure which one I prefer at this point myself))
Post by: RaNDM on December 12, 2013, 02:01:26 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 12, 2013, 02:11:08 am
((We can't just evolve him to Gengar and leave it at that?))
((Hell naw, Haunter's always going to be my favorite. I'm not so sure GraveGengar rolls off the tongue so well either))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 12, 2013, 09:11:35 am
((I just now realize that it might be a bit confusing to some people with how inconsistent we are with the name of Gravehaunter's character.))((Who?))
((It's alliterative.))((We can't just evolve him to Gengar and leave it at that?))((Hell naw, Haunter's always going to be my favorite. I'm not so sure GraveGengar rolls off the tongue so well either))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 12, 2013, 11:38:02 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 13, 2013, 03:13:54 am
Post by: RaNDM on December 14, 2013, 01:36:04 am
"Okay... Was not expecting that- aah," I yelp, wincing as my fingertips brush across the small cut. My head throbs with a dull pain. My hair is damp with red.
"May? You alright?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 14, 2013, 01:45:01 am
I clutch the back of my head.
"Okay... Was not expecting that- aah," I yelp, wincing as my fingertips brush across the small cut. My head throbs with a dull pain. My hair is damp with red.
"May? You alright?"
"Ugh...Yeah, I'm fine."
May gets up slowly, rubbing the back of her head a bit too, but without the whole blood thing.
"How about you?"
Post by: RaNDM on December 14, 2013, 01:48:52 am
I sit up.
"That was fun. Minus the 'dropped on the head' part. What you want to do now?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 14, 2013, 01:50:06 am
Post by: RaNDM on December 14, 2013, 02:20:44 am
I push myself up and help May onto her feet, and with Portal gun in tow, make our way outside.
There's some folks in the way. The Luchador from earlier. And what looks like his girlfriend, judging the way she's squeezing his chest tight.
"Uh... Hola?"
RaN: Aim one portal near the ground floor, and another at the wall beside us.
May: Exchange pleasantries.
Post by: WafflesandBacon on December 17, 2013, 03:27:29 pm
I literally roll around until I find a random store.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 29, 2013, 09:57:47 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 29, 2013, 10:06:50 pm
Post by: TCM on December 29, 2013, 10:07:52 pm
I'm BAAAAAACK from being down with the Flu. I'll put up a turn in both this and the Avatar Arena tomorrow.
~Yay~
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 15, 2014, 02:14:08 pm
Bandage up my foot with strips of clothing to fix it.[2] Ripping off your sleeves, you bend down to try and wrap your foot.
Without taking the shoe off. Plus, what good would that do? The bullet's still in there!
When you look up from your medical predicament, you notice your other patient seems to have...vanished? Maybe you'd do better as an amateur magician than an amateur surgeon.
Continue trying to bludgeon the guy into unconsciousness. He's still conscious, right?[5 Vs. 1+1] You take a few more swings at the man, before his tosses his shield at you and bolts! You manage to dodge the glorified wooden circle quite deftly, dashing after him and swinging at his head before he can reach the door.
The side of your Gold Knuckles smashes into the side of his head, knocking him to the ground and causing slight bleeding. Yep, he's definitely unconscious. Now what?
Hurl the shield at GWG, then run the heck away![4 Vs. 4] Oh crap oh crap oh crap. You realize things are going to shit, so you brave a couple more hits to the shield, before wailing it at your aggressor and BOLTING.
However you don't get far before something collides with your head, knocking you to the ground and causing everything to fade to black.
So this is what it's like to be unconscious...
MEANWHILE...
You begin to wake up, looking up into a dark sky framed by the tops of many skyscrapers. Getting up, you find yourself in the middle of a crosswalk, when a few drops of rain begin to plop down around you. You'd better get inside...
Continue my vandalism spree by finding solid, throwable objects and chucking them at the skylight[1] Hm...Solid and throwable...LET'S GO WITH CHAIRS.
You pick up a rather hefty chair, and toss it upwards above you, watching as it goes up about a foot, before crashing back down onto you, knocking you to the ground, sending you ability to see into an inky blackness...
MEANWHILE...
You come to sitting on a bar stool. Outside you see that it's beginning to rain, and are happy that you're inside. Nice and dry in here, it is. And there's booze too! Maybe you should order something though, before that guy who just walked in takes the last bit of scotch.
Now fully humanized, I attempt to set the nearest person on fire.[1 Vs. 3]
Punch animals in order to establish dominance. All of the animals.[5 Vs. 1] You strap on your gloves, and step into the...
Wait, this isn't a Rocky movie.
You punch a shit-tonne of animals, becoming their king in the process.
At least for the ones that aren't afraid of you and aren't injured.
[Gained: Companions - Jeff (Rottweiler), Englebert Humperdink (Macaw), Meulin (Kitten - Persian), Iggy (Iguana)]
USE WATER BENDING NOW.[1] HOLY SHIT WATER BENDING NOW.
You begin spraying water absolutely everywhere!
Well, really, it's steam. Lots and lots of scalding hot steam. Good job.
Free self from table collapse.[2] You attempt to use that icy aura of yours to freeze the ground below you to make it easier to slide out of your little prison.
But that doesn't work. All it does is freeze your shirt to the ground and make the metal of the table even colder.
>Attempt to free myself from beneath Fernando's weight, then straighten up my poor, poor outfit before jump-hugging the dude whilst shouting "ohmigosh" and bursting into happy tears etcetera, etcetera.[2+2(From Help)] Luckily, nobody interferes as your hulk of a boyfriend pushes himself off the ground, helping you up in the process. You proceed to...
>If anyone attempts to harm either of us, go all she-bear on their impolite ass(es).
"Straighten up your poor, poor outfit before jump-hugging the dude whilst shouting "ohmigosh" and bursting into happy tears etcetera, etcetera."
Yep, that sounds about right.
[6-1] You make a big show of being all cool and romantic and shit.
Stand up in embarassment, offer Tara a hand and help her off the ground like a true gentlemen, wipe the blood and sweat from my visage, and catch the girl in my arms, twirling her around while shouting "My lovely Seńorita! I found you!" and all that jazz
Anyone who attempts to attack us and interrupt this reunion gets a curbstomping
Nobody really cares.
Oh, except that one girl who just walked out onto the catwalk. She doesn't...SEEM violent...
"Hi, I'm May! Er...am I interrupting something?"
*Looks down at liver* Arg youre a coward liver.Pull the blade out I will wield it then. Now to figure a way down without becoming a human pizza....[6] The blade really just falls out on it's own. It seems disgusted.
Yep.
That's it.
RaN: Aim one portal near the ground floor, and another at the wall beside us.[2] The portal is slightly more complex than you expected it to be, so you end up shooting a portal on one end of the store and another on the other wall. It looks cool, sure, but it's useless.
May: Exchange pleasantries.
[4] Meanwhile, May GETS SHIT DONE.
Well, really she just walks in on the long lost duo's reunion and introduces herself. But still, SUCCESS!
Use all your remaining strength to find a vehicle of some sort to move around better[5] You feel a burst of strength and manage to roll yourself, albeit with quite a bit of pain, to a...no, no bike stores, that won't work. And not, well anything that required a lot of leg movement...
I literally roll around until I find a random store.
With your ridiculous standards, you end up at a rather high-end car dealer that specializes in handicap-accessible vehicles. A neat Rolo Royce piques your attention, and you drag yourself into the drivers seat. It seems to be able to be controlled with one hand and voice commands. Now all you need to do is find the key...
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Again, tell me if I forgot anything.
Post by: Patrick Hunt on January 15, 2014, 02:35:56 pm
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on January 15, 2014, 03:02:55 pm
PANIC!
Post by: TCM on January 15, 2014, 03:06:07 pm
((I got confused reading this turn because at first I thought it was Avatar Arena.))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 15, 2014, 04:25:00 pm
Plus, what good would that do? The bullet's still in there!So?
Anyways...who's this guy I have...one Coel mab Urien?
Loot shield, knife.
Locate isolated, fairly clean area. Place patient there.
"Karkat, could you make sure he doesn't, you know, leave?"
Karkat: Guard the patient.
Harold: Locate table. Take table back to operating area. Prepare operating area, scavenging additional supplies as needed.
"Now...what to do, what to do?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 15, 2014, 04:32:30 pm
Plus, what good would that do? The bullet's still in there!So?
If left it it's likely to shift and cause additional damage. It's less so if, say, it were in your head or arm, but since it's in the foot the pressure and constant movement will likely cause quite a bit of damage.
Post by: Sigma castell on January 15, 2014, 04:42:57 pm
I wave at the lawyer man
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 15, 2014, 06:08:22 pm
On the other hand, digging around for a bullet is guaranteed to cause a lot of damage, doing do might unblock a blood vessel the bullet was against, and you'll almost certainly get an infection. It's safer to leave it in until you can find some kind of medical professional, or ideally a whole hospital.If left it it's likely to shift and cause additional damage. It's less so if, say, it were in your head or arm, but since it's in the foot the pressure and constant movement will likely cause quite a bit of damage.Plus, what good would that do? The bullet's still in there!So?
Post by: Fireiy on January 15, 2014, 06:46:03 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on January 15, 2014, 07:26:20 pm
Post by: dewboy on January 15, 2014, 08:22:38 pm
que theme song
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 15, 2014, 08:34:18 pm
There's probably a hospital somewhere in the mall. But leaving a lead ball in your foot, especially if it's intruding on a blood vessel wouldn't be the best. If he rolls well enough he could scrape by without anything.On the other hand, digging around for a bullet is guaranteed to cause a lot of damage, doing do might unblock a blood vessel the bullet was against, and you'll almost certainly get an infection. It's safer to leave it in until you can find some kind of medical professional, or ideally a whole hospital.If left it it's likely to shift and cause additional damage. It's less so if, say, it were in your head or arm, but since it's in the foot the pressure and constant movement will likely cause quite a bit of damage.Plus, what good would that do? The bullet's still in there!So?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 15, 2014, 08:43:57 pm
Again, you'll do more damage, both long- and short-term, by trying to dig out the bullet. And what do you mean, "intruding on a blood vessel"? Those blood vessels it would be blocking are ones that would be suffering critical leaks if you removed the bullet.There's probably a hospital somewhere in the mall. But leaving a lead ball in your foot, especially if it's intruding on a blood vessel wouldn't be the best.On the other hand, digging around for a bullet is guaranteed to cause a lot of damage, doing do might unblock a blood vessel the bullet was against, and you'll almost certainly get an infection. It's safer to leave it in until you can find some kind of medical professional, or ideally a whole hospital.If left it it's likely to shift and cause additional damage. It's less so if, say, it were in your head or arm, but since it's in the foot the pressure and constant movement will likely cause quite a bit of damage.Plus, what good would that do? The bullet's still in there!So?
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If he rolls well enough he could scrape by without anything.Right, right, RtD logic. Well, that same (lack of) logic would also be lacking penalties for having a bullet in you.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 15, 2014, 09:19:28 pm
Also, I'm glad you're a psycho doctor and not a psycho, well, psycho. I'm glad you're not trying to kill him because that would be an amazing waste of a perfectly good Inception reference.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 15, 2014, 09:40:36 pm
Post by: WafflesandBacon on January 15, 2014, 10:04:08 pm
I mean, all this technology has to be good for something, right?
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on January 15, 2014, 11:16:48 pm
Everyone else seems to be punching the shit out of some animals or trying to hotwire cars to their arms.
Post by: Fireiy on January 16, 2014, 05:00:59 am
It's interesting how no one seems to be really killing anybody much, with the best a guy doing is throwing a wooden shield at another guy and running away.And in my case, burning to death.
Everyone else seems to be punching the shit out of some animals or trying to hotwire cars to their arms.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 17, 2014, 10:59:21 am
It's interesting how no one seems to be really killing anybody much...In my case, it's because I've finally been given an opportunity to use the mad-scientist aspect of my character I've been planning since the beginning.
Which reminds me.
Greenstar: If I turn Coel into some kind of cybrog minion, what would happen? Would I get a kill point and the original would respawn, or what?
I'd advise that. If I succeed, I would have lost a little something by not killing him first and making a zombie cyborg servant, and Avis would have nothing to do.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 17, 2014, 11:13:00 am
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on January 17, 2014, 11:39:41 am
EDIT: I'm not being sarcastic; it's all literal.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 17, 2014, 12:52:47 pm
It depends on just how far you go with the Cyborg and Minion aspects. If keep his normal brain, and make the rest robot, you've basically just altered his character a bit. If you replace his brain or something, then he'll be yours to control and Real Coel will respawn. It really all depends on what you do.((Well, it seems kinda silly to give buffs to another character without making sure he wouldn't rebel, now doesn't it?))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 17, 2014, 12:57:13 pm
It depends on just how far you go with the Cyborg and Minion aspects. If keep his normal brain, and make the rest robot, you've basically just altered his character a bit. If you replace his brain or something, then he'll be yours to control and Real Coel will respawn. It really all depends on what you do.((Well, it seems kinda silly to give buffs to another character without making sure he wouldn't rebel, now doesn't it?))
Well, it's all your choice. It's all in how you make your minions.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on January 17, 2014, 01:24:13 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 17, 2014, 01:51:45 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 17, 2014, 02:18:24 pm
I highly recommend people get off of the floating store, as it effectively won't be there in...
about 2 turns. Including the next one.
Just a bit of advice.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on January 17, 2014, 02:22:37 pm
((That worked out so well for folks like Palpatine.))((Well, it didn't work out too bad for, I dunno, the first several years? Besides, Anakin was a Jedi, and Coel is an illegal immigrant from sixth-century Britain. Not much room for treachery, he's too busy being goggle-eyed at everything.))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 18, 2014, 12:52:09 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 18, 2014, 01:30:04 am
Bodies don't remain where they were when you respawn. Otherwise there'd be, like, a large pile of bodies in the middle of the food court. It goes for both enemies and you guys.
So your only real choice is to practice fucking around with this guy's body. Maybe it'll help usher in a mechanic or achievement or something. Maybe.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 18, 2014, 01:43:54 am
What if I keep him biologically alive, but brain-dead?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 18, 2014, 02:07:00 am
Post by: RaNDM on January 18, 2014, 04:42:50 am
[2] The portal is slightly more complex than you expected it to be, so you end up shooting a portal on one end of the store and another on the other wall. It looks cool, sure, but it's useless.
"I just don't understand this weird puzzle shit..."
I stare blankly at the arcing sparks of colored light, dancing across the flame scorched walls in ordered, perfect circles.
"They really do tie the room together, don't they?"
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 18, 2014, 04:44:13 am
Post by: RaNDM on January 18, 2014, 04:46:48 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 18, 2014, 05:08:59 am
Post by: RaNDM on January 18, 2014, 05:09:28 am
((For reference, ovals are the shape. Ovoids are the physical, three dimensional manifestations of the object. I'm still calling them circles.))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 18, 2014, 05:23:35 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on January 18, 2014, 07:20:28 am
and then...
"Hi, I'm May! Er...am I interrupting something?"
"Eh?"
Wasn't that girl attempting to slay me earlier with monsters she threw out of her pocket? Eh, whatever.
"Hello May, I am FERNANDO "NACHO" TREJO (cue guitar string), and this beautiful senorita is Tara McScara"
Introduce self to May, continue being on guard for an attack from anyone with a priority on protecting my gal
Post by: Yoink on January 18, 2014, 10:36:23 am
>Greet May, then use my bitchy intuition to thoroughly assess this newcomer. What is she wearing? Is she good-looking? Good-looking enough to threaten my own beauty?! Make sure this skank ain't eyeing off my man. ...All whilst appearing sweet and friendly, of course.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 18, 2014, 11:23:02 am
((My bad. What's the adjective form of "oval," then?))
((Oval-Shaped.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 21, 2014, 02:39:42 pm
Post by: RaNDM on January 21, 2014, 03:09:37 pm
May: Keep doing what you are doing, but Sweet Little Miss Scary looks ready to give you some sass. Should sass be conveyed, become the Master of Sass.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 11, 2014, 03:41:48 pm
GUYS!
I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING!
BUT WELL GRADE 10 IS A DAMN STRESSFUL YEAR.
PROVINCIALS AND THAT SHIT.
BUT EVERYTHING'S WRAPPING UP
AND I SHALL BE RESUMING REGULAR UPDATES SOON.
IF ANYONE'S STILL INTERESTED, THAT IS.
Post by: Yoink on June 11, 2014, 03:43:35 pm
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 11, 2014, 03:51:33 pm
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on June 12, 2014, 02:33:45 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 12, 2014, 10:24:39 am
Aye. So we were discussing GWG turning me into a zombie cyborg ninja, correct me if I'm wrong? And I'm unconscious, I think.
Yeah. But you're in a dream world at the moment.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 12, 2014, 12:57:41 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 12, 2014, 01:17:41 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 12, 2014, 01:35:03 pm
Do I have any kind of electronics or something available, or just the surgical stuff?))
Post by: RaNDM on June 12, 2014, 02:07:18 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 12, 2014, 03:54:51 pm
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And yea. This is it. We're back.
Almost.
Post by: RaNDM on June 13, 2014, 06:52:43 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 13, 2014, 09:31:55 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 14, 2014, 12:02:41 am
Post by: ReDeadEr on June 14, 2014, 12:27:31 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 14, 2014, 07:20:41 am
Search for an electronics store or somesuch. Drag my patient with me.
Post by: TCM on June 14, 2014, 09:54:10 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 14, 2014, 11:49:58 am
Post by: ReDeadEr on June 14, 2014, 02:22:50 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 14, 2014, 04:36:12 pm
In that case...
Do this.
Anyways...who's this guy I have...one Coel mab Urien?
Loot shield, knife.
Locate isolated, fairly clean area. Place patient there.
"Karkat, could you make sure he doesn't, you know, leave?"
Karkat: Guard the patient.
Harold: Locate table. Take table back to operating area. Prepare operating area, scavenging additional supplies as needed.
"Now...what to do, what to do?"
Post by: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 06:22:03 pm
Tara smiled warmly and gave a dainty wave of greeting as Nacho introduced them to this 'May' person, but of course, even as she said a sweet little "Hi!" she was already eyeing off this newcomer, inspecting her fashion-sense and the quality of her tan.
>Greet May, then use my bitchy intuition to thoroughly assess this newcomer. What is she wearing? Is she good-looking? Good-looking enough to threaten my own beauty?! Make sure this skank ain't eyeing off my man. ...All whilst appearing sweet and friendly, of course.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on June 15, 2014, 12:48:34 am
"What are those... By the Three and the Many... What the...?"
PANIC!
Post by: Fireiy on June 15, 2014, 02:56:52 am
I assume the place where I am isn't on fire anymore and is just filled with steam. Also, regretting throwing that fire extinguisher away now.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 15, 2014, 12:21:13 pm
I just removed another giant insult-ridden argument between GWG and somebody. This despite at least seven warnings and a few mutes for this very infraction. I'm tired of cleaning up after GWG, so GWG has been banned. Please adjust your games as necessary.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 15, 2014, 12:33:33 pm
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on June 15, 2014, 01:35:10 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on June 15, 2014, 01:36:34 pm
What..? How the actual fuck? What'd he even do? Is he like, banned for ever and ever now? I'm gonna miss that mofo. Dammit.Yes. He argued over pointless facts more, and it's not like many people miss him. He was alright some of the time, but how he was when he wasn't alright outweghed it by far.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on June 15, 2014, 01:40:31 pm
Psh. I'm not gonna argue about that. I found him okay, you didn't, big deal. Still, I'm weirded out by this. How is our plotline going to continue from this point? Does Coel just wake up?What..? How the actual fuck? What'd he even do? Is he like, banned for ever and ever now? I'm gonna miss that mofo. Dammit.Yes. He argued over pointless facts more, and it's not like many people miss him. He was alright some of the time, but how he was when he wasn't alright outweghed it by far.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 15, 2014, 01:50:19 pm
Psh. I'm not gonna argue about that. I found him okay, you didn't, big deal. Still, I'm weirded out by this. How is our plotline going to continue from this point? Does Coel just wake up?What..? How the actual fuck? What'd he even do? Is he like, banned for ever and ever now? I'm gonna miss that mofo. Dammit.Yes. He argued over pointless facts more, and it's not like many people miss him. He was alright some of the time, but how he was when he wasn't alright outweghed it by far.
Ahahaha
No.
Coel is gonna keep exploring the dreamworld for, uh...two more turns, and then if he's still in the store, he's probably gonna kick the bucket due to some pre-determined events.
As for GWG's character, he's just gonna go poof, really. I'll roll to redistribute his stuff, including Karkat. Or he's just gonna become an independent character controlled by moi.
In my opinion, I can't really say too much. GWG did argue a lot about incredibly petty stuff and it got on a lot of people's nerves, including mine. Maybe perma-banning him was a bit too far, but I think it'll be nice to have a bit of a break.
Post by: dewboy on June 15, 2014, 02:58:21 pm
Engage the scotch-drinker in MORTAL COMBAT!
que theme song
Post by: RaNDM on June 15, 2014, 05:09:52 pm
RaN: Keep doing what you are doing.
May: Keep doing what you are doing, but Sweet Little Miss Scary looks ready to give you some sass. Should sass be conveyed, become the Master of Sass.
Post by: SquatchHammer on June 22, 2014, 07:04:44 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on June 30, 2014, 04:56:21 pm
Post by: RaNDM on July 03, 2014, 11:52:35 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 04, 2014, 01:27:31 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on July 06, 2014, 06:08:55 pm
Or is
We have been forsaken. No bump shall save us now.that the truth of the matter....
Post by: Fireiy on July 17, 2014, 05:03:34 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 06, 2014, 05:12:24 pm
BUMP!!!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 25, 2014, 04:14:18 pm
Fitting music... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZTZRtRFkvk)
(http://share.gifyoutube.com/aBqL9k.gif)
And thus, in the time of need, or rather in the time when nobody needed him and nobody even remembered him, he came forth to serve those who needed serving.
And no, that's no a quote from the bible, I'm just trying to sound pretentious to make up for this year of twattery between an update.
Let's just hope it works.
*AHEM*
Additionally, as he came forth, he came forth, he brought with him bounteous troves of wealth, and with them he gave the people what they wanted for a full day. If one's request was far too grand, he would deliver thee a blow to the face. And it would be glorious.
So, to recap, WOO UPDATE AFTER 252 OR SO DAYS. To make up for it, have Handel's 'Messiah', a Meet the Medic gif, and next turn, where all y'all get something special of your choice, whether it be a permanent mini power, such as levitating cats or musical instrument combustion, or an item, such as a bomb made of lava, or a really really REALLY big rock. For this turn, however, I'll be continuing as normal. Hope you guys have fun in what I'm gonna call 'Mall Fight: Part 2: Boogalic Electricity'
(http://share.gifyoutube.com/aBqL9k.gif)
And thus, in the time of need, or rather in the time when nobody needed him and nobody even remembered him, he came forth to serve those who needed serving.
And no, that's no a quote from the bible, I'm just trying to sound pretentious to make up for this year of twattery between an update.
Let's just hope it works.
*AHEM*
Additionally, as he came forth, he came forth, he brought with him bounteous troves of wealth, and with them he gave the people what they wanted for a full day. If one's request was far too grand, he would deliver thee a blow to the face. And it would be glorious.
So, to recap, WOO UPDATE AFTER 252 OR SO DAYS. To make up for it, have Handel's 'Messiah', a Meet the Medic gif, and next turn, where all y'all get something special of your choice, whether it be a permanent mini power, such as levitating cats or musical instrument combustion, or an item, such as a bomb made of lava, or a really really REALLY big rock. For this turn, however, I'll be continuing as normal. Hope you guys have fun in what I'm gonna call 'Mall Fight: Part 2: Boogalic Electricity'
Go look for medical kits.[2] Despite having been promoted from 'Innocent Bystander' to 'Loose Cannon Doc Who Don't Play By Da Rules' via your self-bandaging efforts in the field, you have not unlocked access to the Med Kit. Invest more skill points in the 'Leader' class to unlock use.
Alternatively: Your foot has miraculously not been infected after almost a year without treatment, but despite your searching for more effective medical help than a bandage around your shoe, First-Aid Kits seem to be strangely absent from the area.
"What are those... By the Three and the Many... What the...?"[1] Despite the strange situation, you find yourself unable to panic. However, this does leave you standing in the middle of the road, getting increasingly soaked. It's rather uncomfortable, and kinda lonely. Not in the sense of 'Hey I'm alone this sucks' but more that the area's just...empty. Nobody in sight, the towering skyscrapers are void of light, and seem almost abandoned. The atmosphere is broken when a man calls out to you from a nearby building, holding open the door and yelling for you to come inside. Looking around, you also notice a rather large...train? And it's coming towards you! :o
PANIC!
Use Bonesaw, Knife, and Katana to cut a hole through the tables.[4] It takes a few minutes, and you kinda bent up the saw in the process, but a neat hole is carved out of the table right above you. You climb out, ripping your shirt off the ice below you. It remains intact, but as you leap to the floor again, you salute your trusty bone saw...thing, and toss it back where you came from. It lived a good life, and it's finally time to bid it farewell. Now, mall, stuff, people, what to do?
"Awesome"[1] You're not really the waving type. Besides, he seems too busy burning in several different ways to wave at you.
I wave at the lawyer man
You're more of a hug person, really. You dive down to the ground, proooobably breaking SOMETHING very important, (Probably your stirrup bone. Both of them.), and roll into the Lawyer Dude, quickly catching on fire yourself. It's a bit more than the warm feeling you usually get from hugs, to be honest.
When suddenly, it doesn't hurt any more. It's pretty cold, though,
Roll on the ground. A lot. While conjuring water. Preferably cold water.[6] You feel someone else bump into as you fumble with your thoughts, gushing a torrent of cool water out of your hands, an extinguishing both of you. However, it appears that your abilities have been temporarily compromised, leaving you laying on the ground emitting gallons and gallons of water into the area. You can swim, right?
Head out in search of enemies.[1] There is a incredibly deadly level on non-enemies lurking around. Seriously, you haven't really made too many dire enemies in your time in the mall, and it has always seemed just a bit...empty, besides all the other fighters and the other things they seem to flood into your vicinity every once and a while. You do, however, feel a bit paranoid, like something big is gonna happen soon. Like a fucking clown's gonna jump out of an air vent and beat you to death. It's unsettling.
Engage the scotch-drinker in MORTAL COMBAT![6 Vs. 4] Your theme song queued up and ready to go, you leap at the scotch drinker, tackling him off his chair and to the ground, where his drink shatters. Like, literally, the drink shatters. As the glass hits the ground, the 'Scotch' inside flies out and smashes, tinkling as individual pieces of brown glass hit and skid along the floor. Meanwhile, the glass itself begins slowly melting, like cheap plastic in the sun. When you look over at the guy you tackled, you notice that's he's smiling. And missing a chunk of his head. Impact with the ground must have caved it in, seeing that he's obviously made of...porcelain? That's what is looks like at least. Weird...Looking around, everyone else in the lobby of the building is looking at you. No, staring at you. Something tells you that doing what you just did wasn't a good idea.
cue theme song
Hotwire the vehicle with your mechincal arm[5+1-1] Well, it's definitely good for that. It takes a bit of careful work, but you do manage to connect your hand to the vehicle wirelessly, meaning you'll be able to control it remotely. Probably best to keep an eye on it when you're doing so, though. No need to destroy valuable stuff here.
I mean, all this technology has to be good for something, right?
Continue being happy and swearing undying love and loyalty to Tara
and then...
"Hi, I'm May! Er...am I interrupting something?"
"Eh?"
Wasn't that girl attempting to slay me earlier with monsters she threw out of her pocket? Eh, whatever.
"Hello May, I am FERNANDO "NACHO" TREJO (cue guitar string), and this beautiful senorita is Tara McScara"
Introduce self to May, continue being on guard for an attack from anyone with a priority on protecting my gal
Tara smiled warmly and gave a dainty wave of greeting as Nacho introduced them to this 'May' person, but of course, even as she said a sweet little "Hi!" she was already eyeing off this newcomer, inspecting her fashion-sense and the quality of her tan.[3, 6]
>Greet May, then use my bitchy intuition to thoroughly assess this newcomer. What is she wearing? Is she good-looking? Good-looking enough to threaten my own beauty?! Make sure this skank ain't eyeing off my man. ...All whilst appearing sweet and friendly, of course.
"HOLA SEŃORITA. I AM FERNANDO TREJO AND THIS...IS THE BEAUTIFUL SEŃORITA, TARA."
Jeez, that couldn't be louder, could it? Your ominous guitar strum doesn't seem to chime in either. The band must be on break.
Meanwhile, Tara decides to eye up the competition here. Seems harmless enough. May was wearing a garish green/orange/black colour scheme, probably a better fit...well, anywhere other than the mall, and was definitely pretty, but definitely not enough to make her worry about her place in the scheme of things. Sass won't be necessary here, just a simple greeting works right well. May seems to respond well enough, not really wanting in on a slice of beefcake.
RaN: Keep doing what you are doing.[6] Portals really aren't THAT complicated, are they? You manage to poke your head out the doorway and shoot a portal on the floor below. Eager to get out of this same-old same-old setting, you leap through the closer portal, before flying up into the air a bit and falling back through, shooting yourself back into the store and into the wall across from your first portal. Well, at least you have a quick way down now. Just have to work on your air-manoeuvring skills a bit more.
May: Keep doing what you are doing, but Sweet Little Miss Scary looks ready to give you some sass. Should sass be conveyed, become the Master of Sass.
Start ripping out the walls for any cables or structural members to build a bridge/ladder/rope ladder bridge to get out of this place.[1] You punch the wall full-force, shattering the drywall, as well as your fist on a rather solid wooden stud. It's pretty damn painful even after all you've gone through already, but you're pretty sure you HAVE found something in there that might be useful as some kind of rope ladder. Eventually.
MEANWHILE...
The mad doctor, Harold Dragovich, having found a patient, begins dragging the poor guy away to a corner of the store...before being dropped through a convenient hole in the floor, and into a tube popping out of the ground below the store. After a few moments of nobody really paying attention, more pipes emerge from the ceiling, dropping random items to the various fighters.
While his original gear is nowhere to be found, everything else he picked up drops on people's heads one by one.
His Ultra Ball drops down onto his former patient, Coel Mab Urien.
The Stick he found drops on Tara, nearly getting caught in her 'Sweet 'Do'.
The Green Book falls into the passenger seat of the Rolo Royce occupied by Waffles N. Bacon.
His Gold Knuckledusters clang down in front of Charles Westly.
His Plate Package and a strange Pokeball fall down to FERNANDO, who seems too busy flexing to notice.
And lastly, a weird note falls down to Karkat. Upon reading it, he frowns, walks out to the balcony and jumps down into the water created by Edgeworth. He swims over to him and...uh...well, kinda just treads water there, muttering something about 'the fucking guys up there' and 'Goddamn shitstain just disappears'.
A strange heat flows through the food court, followed by a slight chill and a strange smell. It's...ominous.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
You're a piece of shit, you know that?
Requirement: Update an RTD after almost an entire year of excuses and broken promises.
Reward: A walk of shame
Collected by: The GM
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Post by: WafflesandBacon on September 25, 2014, 04:38:16 pm
Post by: Beirus on September 25, 2014, 11:05:55 pm
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 25, 2014, 11:49:13 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2014, 10:57:52 am
Post by: TCM on September 26, 2014, 02:54:41 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 26, 2014, 05:30:05 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRM9E-eUaIE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 29, 2014, 12:03:52 pm
Post by: ReDeadEr on September 29, 2014, 07:23:46 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2014, 01:44:10 pm
Post by: TCM on September 30, 2014, 09:56:32 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 01, 2014, 01:45:17 pm
[Rolls d6]
4 of your current items. Or all of them if you have less than 4. So I'll have that new thread up, maybe today, maybe tomorrow. I'm not making any promises, but when it does get up, I'll post the link here.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 06, 2014, 02:08:24 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144519.0
Should I lock this thread?
Post by: RaNDM on October 06, 2014, 11:26:52 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2014, 12:13:26 am