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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 489116 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4230 on: February 17, 2022, 04:17:22 am »

Cupid should be in game and he should shoot arrows at dwarves that love each other, but unlike the stores these should be actual arrows and he should always aim for and hit the dwarves in the heart.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4231 on: February 17, 2022, 06:28:05 am »

When cupids run out of arrows they will charge at the dwarves and smack them with their small cupid bows.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4232 on: February 17, 2022, 07:33:27 am »

These cupids will then automatically replace your crossbow squad leaders, and change the squads' uniforms from crossbows to bows.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4233 on: February 17, 2022, 01:29:56 pm »

Cupid militia captains cannot wear dwarven armor and are thus typically stark naked except for a sash/loincloth.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2022, 01:32:21 pm by Mobbstar »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4234 on: February 17, 2022, 03:48:47 pm »

Cupids should have [VERMIN_HATEABLE] in their raws.

"Some Urists absolutely detest cupids."

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4235 on: February 17, 2022, 04:25:39 pm »

When Urists that absolutely detest cupids are in cupids' squads, they are 37.9% likely to shoot the cupids in the back during combat. The percentage is adjusted by an arcane formula based on all of the Urists' and cupids' preferences, life experiences, etc, etc, ad nauseum.  Since cupids are not allowed to wear anything except a sash/loincloth, this can be an effective method of removing the cupids.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4236 on: February 17, 2022, 08:14:51 pm »

These cupids will then automatically replace your crossbow squad leaders, and change the squads' uniforms from crossbows to bows.

It almost seems conspicuous.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4237 on: February 18, 2022, 03:20:36 am »

Every time you kill a cupid six more should spawn in its place.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4238 on: February 18, 2022, 04:53:21 am »

Every time you kill anything, six more should spawn in its place. Same goes in worldgen/history too.

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« Reply #4239 on: February 18, 2022, 04:23:02 pm »

Every time you kill anything, six more should spawn in its place. Same goes in worldgen/history too.

Isn't there an elder scrolls themed mod around? I wonder if they got cliffracers that work like that.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4240 on: February 18, 2022, 04:52:26 pm »

We already have crundles, we don't need cliff racers!

Dead female crundles should leave behind eggs which hatch later.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4241 on: February 18, 2022, 05:35:58 pm »

Adding cliff racers that function exactly like the Morrowind ones is just about the worst possible feature for DF, so therefore...

...add cliff racers.

And hide their raws to make them impossible to mod out. Just to be sure.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2022, 06:15:23 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4242 on: February 19, 2022, 01:35:11 am »

All raws should be hidden so they can't be altered.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4243 on: February 20, 2022, 05:58:45 pm »

The “dragon randomizer” is replaced with the Travestificator and expanded to cover all of the fantasy creatures in the game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4244 on: February 22, 2022, 05:08:25 am »

To get the Steam release out sooner, just don't implement/add adventure mode to it.

But since Steam/Valve contractually require that all features of a game are available on Steam (so that you can't get a better version elsewhere), naturally adventure mode should be removed from the free Classic version as well.
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