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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 485176 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4890 on: October 30, 2022, 07:22:31 pm »

Of course, all the <VERY HIGH LINE NUMBER> DATA "  this"," that",0.001,the other lines are only going to be given after all the rest of the code, including all the DEF FNblah ... and DEF PROCblah ... sets, and naturally also the inevitable targeted line-ranges for GOSUB (10*somevalue)...
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« Reply #4891 on: October 31, 2022, 02:40:15 am »

Why not remake the game as a HTML5 browser only game?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4892 on: October 31, 2022, 03:23:30 am »

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« Reply #4893 on: October 31, 2022, 08:10:00 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4894 on: November 01, 2022, 11:14:25 am »

Change the game's name to "Dwarf Fartress" to match the Steam art.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4895 on: November 01, 2022, 12:19:44 pm »

Add dwarven flatulence as a game mechanic, which can result in miasmas without proper fort ventilation.
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« Reply #4896 on: November 01, 2022, 12:22:57 pm »

Add dwarven flatulence as a game mechanic, which can result in miasmas without proper fart ventilation.
Obvious typo fixed

Also explains why there's no "naked torches for lighting" mechanic.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4897 on: November 01, 2022, 01:33:46 pm »

Also explains why there's no "naked torches for lighting" mechanic.

Add torches wearing underwear.

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« Reply #4898 on: November 02, 2022, 12:36:12 am »

Al furniture in the fort requires clothing, without furniture clothing the dwarves of the fortress will get bad thoughts from seeing the naked furniture.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4899 on: November 02, 2022, 01:57:46 am »

All furniture is now [GELDABLE].
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4900 on: November 02, 2022, 05:28:54 am »

Get rid of all game object designations (creature, item, clothing, furniture, building, location), and have everything be just one single object type whose behavior is designated by its properties. Properties can be mixed up by magic effects, allowing living furniture, wearable creatures, and the ability to go inside and explore the bodies of larger creatures.

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« Reply #4901 on: November 03, 2022, 12:54:57 am »

Get rid of all game object designations (creature, item, clothing, furniture, building, location), and have everything be just one single object type whose behavior is designated by its properties. Properties can be mixed up by magic effects, allowing living furniture, wearable creatures, and the ability to go inside and explore the bodies of larger creatures.

I’m pretty sure you can do that in the current version just by copying and pasting in the raws…
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« Reply #4902 on: November 03, 2022, 01:38:35 am »

Remove furniture altogether and simply designate dwarves who volunteer to be sat on by other dwarves.
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« Reply #4903 on: November 03, 2022, 02:44:52 am »

Some dwarves will prefer to be sat on and beg for others to sit on them, other dwarves think these dwarves are creepy get bad thoughts from sitting on them.
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« Reply #4904 on: November 03, 2022, 01:42:40 pm »

Some dwarves will prefer to be shat on and beg for others to shit on them, other dwarves think these dwarves are disgusting and avoid shitting on them.
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