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[Urist Mchateselves]

All crafting and building is now limited to wood only. No stone, no metal, no cloth, etc.

[SixOfSpades]

All crafting and building is now limited to wood only. No stone, no metal, no cloth, etc.

To be precise, you can still make anything you used to be able to make, only now it's made of wood. The anvils? Wood. Socks? Wood. Plump helmet roasts? Wood. Infants? Yep, made of wood. Except the trees. The trees are made of cake.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Does that mean elf weapons and armour are now also made of cake?

Wait...would elves become offended if you try to serve them cake?

[King Zultan]

Wait...would elves become offended if you try to serve them cake?

Yes because everything you do now offends the elves, even your fort existing offends them.

[brewer bob]

But will elves be offended by themselves since they too are now made of wood?

[Eric Blank]

Nah, it would only make them hornier.

[Urist Mchateselves]

The circus is now an actual circus, filled with actual clowns. They are completely harmless, and because they cannot fly, they can’t even reach your fortress when you breach the cotton candy, thus completely nullifying the potential risk and punishment for digging too deep.

[Urist Mchateselves]

I have a better worse idea. The circus is now filled with crazed elves that will slaughter your entire fort upon breaching the cotton candy.

[Egan_BW]

Dwarves have a chance to call one another a clown when arguing, which results into transformation into an actual clown.

[Urist Mchateselves]

List of recurring jokes in this thread:
Poop/pee
Explosions
Diarrhea
Dwarves being endoparasites
Bees
Dwarves of varying sizes
Milking male creatures
Giant giants
Child abduction/consumption
Socks
Incels and anime
Df destroys your computer and kills you irl
“Add DLC”

[Eric Blank]

We are nothing if not repetitive

+1 for adding incels that hate anime

[King Zultan]

You forgot milking of female creatures.

Speaking of DerMeister every time you milk something there is a chance that he will appear in your game and start harassing your dwarves about how they should run the fort and that they should be milking various creatures that can't be milked especially ogresses.

[brewer bob]

Socks are no joke. They're serious business!

Speaking of which, dwarves should be able to use socks in place of buckets when milking creatures.

Speaking of DerMeister every time you milk something there is a chance that he will appear in your game and start harassing your dwarves about how they should run the fort and that they should be milking various creatures that can't be milked especially ogresses.

You should be able to milk DerMeister.

[Starver]

List of recurring jokes in this thread:
[...]

You forgot "automatically implement everything suggested in this thread", or variations to that effect.

[Egan_BW]

Manually implement every proposed implementation of automatically implementing everything in this thread and let the implementations all fight one another.