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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742597 times)

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2640 on: November 07, 2017, 06:48:10 pm »

C

By marrying a commoner, we show the common folk we care.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2641 on: November 07, 2017, 08:38:44 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2642 on: November 07, 2017, 08:50:02 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2643 on: November 07, 2017, 08:58:51 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2644 on: November 07, 2017, 11:18:16 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2645 on: November 07, 2017, 11:31:17 pm »

A. We are a king living in none-to-religious times. We already (in theory) have an heir. The political consequences of a mistress should be slim to none, so why preclude ourselves from marrying again for political gain later?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2646 on: November 08, 2017, 12:37:16 am »

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"All I need is to keep it low."

"My king?"

"I will tell you later." You push against her, ready to stay in her arms for some more time. No one to audience today anyways.

1106 AD, Late Summer

There have been few incidents with the Hurthlings, the governors in the north say. While they do seem to be rather helpful with the fields, they also get very agressive very easily.

"How aggressive?" The messenger looks at you, turning his cap in his hands.

"Err, at least twenty five peasants knife'd m'lord." You decide to...

A) Send a letter of warning to nearest Hurthling settlement.
B) Kick the Hurthlings outta your Kingdom.
C) Leave it be, they just need time to adapt.
D) Scold your subjects for angering such valuable neighbours.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2017, 12:43:09 am by Haspen »
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2647 on: November 08, 2017, 12:57:47 am »

C

Hopefully our army is ready before all these 'piss off the citizens' decisions blow up in our face.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2648 on: November 08, 2017, 01:02:40 am »

A

hey... if you could try not to stab our people... that would be great.. thanks...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2649 on: November 08, 2017, 01:30:33 am »

A. They're clearly not sending their best, and even if they do close the border again it's not like we weren't getting on fine without them.
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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2650 on: November 08, 2017, 01:37:59 am »

D THERE IS A CHANCE OUR SUBJECTS INSTIGATED THIS.

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2651 on: November 08, 2017, 02:00:40 am »

D THERE IS A CHANCE OUR SUBJECTS INSTIGATED THIS.
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Because if we do nothing, we'll just anger our subjects. And if we send letters to Hurthlings, it'll be diplomacy rolls on how good that letter is written.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2652 on: November 08, 2017, 02:44:14 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2653 on: November 08, 2017, 02:50:15 am »

A We should show our displeasure but not be too harsh.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2654 on: November 08, 2017, 05:50:36 am »

A

Much as I feel that a desire to knife our subjects could be a great point of commonality between us and the fanciful races, the public relations hit would be less than manageable at the present time.
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