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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742598 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5955 on: January 11, 2018, 04:12:45 pm »

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5956 on: January 11, 2018, 04:15:22 pm »

You leave your horse and approach the tent, where the messenger, clearly tired, is sipping the water. He stops and stands up to greet you immediately.

"Sire! I bring a letter from the council." You open the seal and start reading.

The Kingdom of Cydwyl is under attack! The Agaresians have mounted a large offensive against the eastern settlements, which are poorly protected. King Cidric, on the provisions of the treaty, has sent a call to arms to Methiant, asking for troops and supplies. Because you're in Eval and majority of Methiantese Army is with you, the council members decided to alert you first before any decision is taken.

You decide to...

A) Postpone this until you negotiate with Caun of Eval.
B) Ask them to call an emergency mobilization to provide soldiers for Cidric, with supplies as well.
C) Tell them to send Cidric some supplies.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5957 on: January 11, 2018, 04:16:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5958 on: January 11, 2018, 04:17:04 pm »

A - We finish this war now, then we can march to Cydwyl's side.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5959 on: January 11, 2018, 04:17:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5960 on: January 11, 2018, 04:17:47 pm »

Hmmm...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5961 on: January 11, 2018, 04:23:14 pm »

B And we will be there as soon as we are done here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5962 on: January 11, 2018, 04:25:15 pm »

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5963 on: January 11, 2018, 04:49:03 pm »

You tell the messenger to remain at your tent, as you will decide on this new crisis after you're done negotiating with Duke of Eval.

At the meeting site, you two dismount from the horses and retreat under the shadow of a nearby oak tree, three bodyguards behind you, three behind the Duke.

"I know what my son has done." The Duke begins, "But that does not gives you the right to walk into my domain and start killing my subjects and soldiers left and right! But fine, I agree that my son's act was worthy a reprisal." Somewhat begrudingly, Caun also agrees that he should pay for his son's treachery.

You decide to ask for...

A) The Duchy to be incorporated into glorious Methiant Empire!
B) A small monetary compensation, just for Targald's vile act alone.
C) The Duke to accept you as his senior and overlord!
D) Yearly tribute for some period of time, to punish the Duke harshly yet fairly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5964 on: January 11, 2018, 04:51:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5965 on: January 11, 2018, 04:53:25 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5966 on: January 11, 2018, 04:54:28 pm »

C. It's what we came here for, really. Annexing them outright might piss off the Damdamians more than we can afford to placate them, but committing so much and having so many men on both sides die only to walk away with some cash is a bit of a waste.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5967 on: January 11, 2018, 04:59:28 pm »

C will be good enough.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5968 on: January 11, 2018, 05:17:48 pm »

C - We could clearly force A to happen, so I'd say this is very reasonable. But we want to get home quick, hence the diplomacy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5969 on: January 11, 2018, 05:27:08 pm »

Despite the "fairness" of it, we just crushed his military, so I think we can push him a bit. Also, there is a good chance that they were the ones who assassinated our wife.

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