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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742652 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7620 on: February 18, 2018, 02:03:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7621 on: February 18, 2018, 02:13:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7622 on: February 18, 2018, 02:13:44 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7623 on: February 18, 2018, 02:19:27 pm »

You decide to make it your new study.

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Over the time, you will spend more and more time in this room. Far away from others, far away from troubles and far away from demands of the Kingdom. People will begin to say you are losing touch with the world, and with your mind, but what do they know?



Congratulations! Cyl I gained reclusive negative trait!



1146 AD, Mid-Autumn

Another big battle and another few thousand of casualties, most of them on nomad's side.

1146 AD, Late Autumn

Joyous news come from the west! Khan Ogan has been slain during a battle against the allied forces, and the remainder of his supporters decided to surrender finally. Tetan I however have not concluded the campaign, and is instead occupying the vast steppes, his soldiers, missionaries and officials attempting to rein in and enlighten the nomadic peoples.

A) Our job is done though. Time to recall the Army and remind Tetan of our deal.
B) I'm sure we can assist Tetan's men for a while longer.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7624 on: February 18, 2018, 02:20:55 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7625 on: February 18, 2018, 02:22:03 pm »

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« Reply #7626 on: February 18, 2018, 02:23:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7627 on: February 18, 2018, 02:25:38 pm »

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He deserves it for all the trouble he caused us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7628 on: February 18, 2018, 02:45:59 pm »

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Defense of our meat shield neighbor is one thing, we didn't sign up to occupy militant nomad lands.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7629 on: February 18, 2018, 03:03:35 pm »

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A little more friendship gets us a little closer to incorporating Eldrican and the steppes into our Empire.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7630 on: February 18, 2018, 03:14:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7631 on: February 18, 2018, 03:19:19 pm »

You send orders to the Army to come back home. A letter is also dispatched to Tetan I, reminding him of the silver he promises for Methiant.

1146 AD, Winter

Gemstones and gold arrive in your Treasury.

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Some profits from glasswork arrive this year as well.

You receive a letter from Tetan I; in the letter he thanks you for the services rendered by your noble soldiers, and affirms that the Duke of Koi was instructed to start sending some silver to your Treasury, and believes first caravan should be in Methiant by Spring or Summer.

1146 AD, Midwinter

Iwald and Houlandin are butting heads!

Apparently, Iwald, having 'tasted' the terrain outside the hilly Methiant, have discovered newfound respect for mass cavalry charges. He wishes to therefore expand, probably at the cost of foot regiments, to expand on the mounted units in the Army. Houlandin says that what Methiant has, professional footmen and artillery, is well-suited for protection of the Empire, and therefore shouldn't be suddenly switching philosophies of warfare if the previous one is working well so far.

That wouldn't be anything bad if not for the fact that their argument has already spread to upper echelons of Methiantese Army, and there are already opposing schools of thought developing amongst the officers.

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That is yet another argument that weighs heavily on you. Instead of taking sides, you decide to retreat to your study and weather the storm till it sorts itself out.

And it does - Houlandin and Iwald are both respected commanders, but your heir being heir gains more support, and therefore sword-and-fireblood doctrine will prevail in Methiant, at least for a while longer.

1146 AD, End of the Year

If not for the Advisor bringing Scrolls of Kingdom Status to your new, peaceful study, you wouldn't notice that afternoon have already passed into late evening. How's the numbers, you ask?

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Happiness: 5
Population: 7
Economy: 2
Army: 7
Imp.Authority: 0

"Despite heavy losses in the fighting against nomads, the recruitment offices managed to get us large bit of replacements and new recruits. However our expenses continue to outweigh our income. The Treasurer believes we should extend the tax increase for another year. And considering that your authority in the Empire is rather stable, maybe it's a good moment to issue an Edict, your Majesty?"

You decide to...

A) Keep taxes high but pass on edict this year.
B) Keep taxes high, and issue an edict.
C) Lower the taxes and issue an edict.
D) Lower the taxes but pass on edict this year.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2018, 03:22:22 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7632 on: February 18, 2018, 03:21:47 pm »

However our expenses continue to outweigh our expenses.
I think you meant income :P

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7633 on: February 18, 2018, 03:22:23 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7634 on: February 18, 2018, 03:22:57 pm »

B

Gotta grab those Shadowranks, the perfect addition to a reclusive monarch's residence.
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