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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742727 times)

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7965 on: March 05, 2018, 01:40:41 am »

A The main loyalist force is with us,whomever fighting them have no chance.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7966 on: March 05, 2018, 01:48:48 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7967 on: March 05, 2018, 01:50:06 am »

B
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7968 on: March 05, 2018, 02:14:48 am »

A

Hey now, those are our rebels!
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7969 on: March 05, 2018, 02:35:39 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7970 on: March 05, 2018, 03:50:05 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7971 on: March 05, 2018, 05:34:27 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7972 on: March 05, 2018, 08:29:35 am »

A The main loyalist force is with us,whomever fighting them have no chance.

True BUT that makes it less likely to be loyalist and we've been told that the rebels have divided leadership. Perhaps they're fighting each other and rushing in will only cause them to combine strengths.

B

Edit: Also there's usually a penalty applied for rushing.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2018, 10:44:53 am by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7973 on: March 05, 2018, 10:31:38 am »

B) analyze what the fuck it's happening

they will be tired when we arrive

and it can be the two rebels fighting each other
« Last Edit: March 05, 2018, 04:36:18 pm by omada »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7974 on: March 05, 2018, 01:47:51 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7975 on: March 05, 2018, 02:47:06 pm »

Less than three days your scouts bring news; apparently the rebel army has engaged some forces that were sent to stop their incursion, but the scouts weren't able to identify them.

Our scouts were able to determine that whoever is fighting the rebels was sent to stop them. Perhaps they saw the equipment/organization of the newcomers was too good to be rebels. Perhaps the positioning of the fighting armies implies two forces colliding. Either way, unless there was some misphrasing on Haspen's part, we know we are dealing with somebody sent to stop the incursion, not rebel infighting.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7976 on: March 05, 2018, 04:35:59 pm »

Less than three days your scouts bring news; apparently the rebel army has engaged some forces that were sent to stop their incursion, but the scouts weren't able to identify them.

Our scouts were able to determine that whoever is fighting the rebels was sent to stop them. Perhaps they saw the equipment/organization of the newcomers was too good to be rebels. Perhaps the positioning of the fighting armies implies two forces colliding. Either way, unless there was some misphrasing on Haspen's part, we know we are dealing with somebody sent to stop the incursion, not rebel infighting.

hmmmm

Changing to A even if we rush they will be more tired than us
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7977 on: March 05, 2018, 05:28:57 pm »

You decide to rush to help those unknown fighters against the rebels!

Once your Army gets there, your scouts easily determine the Methiantese soldiers as those being sent from Orcworld to bolster your numbers! The fighting continues, although the rebel masses are maintaining their numbers and the Orcworld soldiers are being, well, slaughtered.

A) Welp, nothing left to be done here. Let's retreat a bit and rest.
B) Onwards, we will strike their rear and send them into disarray!
C) Time to plop down, fortify ourselves and see if they take a bait.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7978 on: March 05, 2018, 05:31:24 pm »

B, nothing like a good charge to the flanks.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7979 on: March 05, 2018, 05:32:31 pm »

B, obviously.
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