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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742600 times)

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8865 on: March 24, 2018, 04:35:49 pm »

D, A, Let Saenn the wise take the throne!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8866 on: March 24, 2018, 04:38:19 pm »

C Eivan is the proper next in line, supposing the succession isn't assigned until birth. (Since we never passed primogeniture reform.)

B It wasn't his fault. In fact it was Cyl's fault. Even when he's retired his family pays the price of questionable decisions.

D, A, Let Saenn the wise take the throne!
Eivan is wise, Saenn is healthy and one-eyed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8867 on: March 24, 2018, 04:39:38 pm »

BA Cyl might outlive all of his children if this continues.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8868 on: March 24, 2018, 04:41:02 pm »

BA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8869 on: March 24, 2018, 04:41:40 pm »

BB Well shit. Cyl might be old but he can keep things under control until Herta gives birth and we know who's inheriting. Houlandin II deserves a proper burial too.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8870 on: March 24, 2018, 04:42:32 pm »

And let's get on passing the new succession laws just in case.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8871 on: March 24, 2018, 04:42:47 pm »

It wasn't his fault. In fact it was Cyl's fault. Even when he's retired his family pays the price of questionable decisions.

I like the idea that this was just an elaborate ploy to get Houlandin to eat shit from the elven relic and get Cyl back on the throne right after.

Besides, if all else fails we've got a spare Cyl in the dungeon. The true emperor! I bet all the Shadowrank operatives who roughed him up have leprosy now too, that's how imperial he is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8872 on: March 24, 2018, 04:46:43 pm »

I'm actually really sad that Houlandin died. I was sure he was going to be an awesome Emperor.  :'( Well I'm hopin' that Houlandin II gets a son. We can have Cyl lead a regency until he's old enough to rule himself. Cause at this point I doubt anything is going to kill the immortal old conqueror.

And even if he does some new religion will be worshiping him as the conqueror of the heavens or something like that. It sounds like a very Cyl thing.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8873 on: March 24, 2018, 04:53:01 pm »

Atleast Cyl gets another chance to earn 'the great' title.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8874 on: March 24, 2018, 04:58:34 pm »

oh my fucking hell

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8875 on: March 24, 2018, 05:02:30 pm »

STOP RAIDING STRANGE TOMBS

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8876 on: March 24, 2018, 05:14:37 pm »

BB.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8877 on: March 24, 2018, 05:21:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8878 on: March 24, 2018, 05:40:34 pm »

It's actually kinda funny that we're back to calling our rulers Houlandin after all this time. Hope that we'll get a long line of Houlandins like we did in the first game. It's a pretty cool name.

TWO emperors of that name have died after ruling LESS THAN A YEAR! COMBINED! This should become the most shunned name in the Empire. It's cursed!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1155 AD
« Reply #8879 on: March 24, 2018, 05:55:37 pm »

Houlandin was the name of many a great king back in the days of Luathbas! Sure some of them died a little young but even the ones who did still always managed to accomplish great things! Besides I think it's more of a Cyl's unluckly sons kinda thing rather than a Houlandin thing. At this point I'm of half a mind that some how that one sorceress's health spell has backfired into a curse for all the generations after Cyl. Since he seems to be stubbornly clinging to life.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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