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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742845 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9540 on: April 03, 2018, 04:00:22 pm »

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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9541 on: April 03, 2018, 04:05:27 pm »

A

You know I really hope that, against all odds, Eivan manages to actually survive long enough to take the throne and this "let's try to give the crown to Cydwyl" thing meets its end.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9542 on: April 03, 2018, 04:06:24 pm »

B
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9543 on: April 03, 2018, 04:27:18 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9544 on: April 03, 2018, 04:35:07 pm »

You order a search for the whereabouts of Ur-Uk and their civilization to be conducted.

1160 AD, Autumn

Just as you're leaving for the council, a report comes from selling of the Tiftit wine.

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Apparently, the wine made profits this year. Noblemen also developed a taste for its fruity flavor, praising its quality and praising you for establishing such fine viniculture in Methiant.


After you're arrival, you're seated on a high chair in corner of the room. The other three corners of this large council chamber, in the old castle of Felonsein dynasty, are occupied by representatives of all other faiths. Singularists are opposite to Pantheonists, and Alldivines are seated across from you.

There are several topics that the clergy wishes to discuss. You suspect they would prefer that they decide on the order of discussions, but you can steer the council with the authority of imperial court, if you want?

You decide to...

A) Talk about the Religious Tax edict.
B) Talk about the Religious Tolerance edict.
C) Talk about outside faiths and possible dangers thereof.
D) Talk about state of religion in the Empire.
E) Talk about relationship between the Empire and the cults.
F) Keep quiet and give the clergy some freedom of choice.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9545 on: April 03, 2018, 04:36:59 pm »

F need to know what they want before we can negotiate.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9546 on: April 03, 2018, 04:39:59 pm »

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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9547 on: April 03, 2018, 04:40:28 pm »

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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9548 on: April 03, 2018, 04:41:38 pm »

F
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9549 on: April 03, 2018, 04:43:46 pm »

F Yeah. While we want to make a statement by being here there is no reason to push ourselves onto the council too hard.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9550 on: April 03, 2018, 04:49:05 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9551 on: April 03, 2018, 04:55:05 pm »

F

Kind of wish we had sent the wise son, the narrator chided us last time for not having the right skills to impress priests. But then we wouldn't have as much input either, so it's good.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9552 on: April 03, 2018, 05:04:41 pm »

F

This is where we shall earn our last title, and become the great. The last hurdle before us, wisdom and tact.
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Science is Meta gaming IRL. Humans are cheating fucks.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9553 on: April 03, 2018, 05:29:37 pm »

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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9554 on: April 03, 2018, 08:56:26 pm »

F

Kind of wish we had sent the wise son, the narrator chided us last time for not having the right skills to impress priests. But then we wouldn't have as much input either, so it's good.

We don't need skill for this... Hopefully. All we need do is remain silent until the religion tax comes up, and offer to repeal it at once. The Priests should know that Houlandin was the asshole who passed that tax, and Cyl is the fellow they can go to anytime they want funds to build or repair a temple. Unless they want to challenge us on religious equality first, I'm not sure we even need to roll anything.
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