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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742608 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10275 on: April 23, 2018, 01:12:22 pm »

B

....what are the Parsian even trying to do? How is the nobility even following such a madman?
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10276 on: April 23, 2018, 01:13:18 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10277 on: April 23, 2018, 01:13:43 pm »

C Bring the guy to the house of learning, they will figure it out!

Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10278 on: April 23, 2018, 01:17:55 pm »

Think of all the yoodeling we can tach him

its gonna be great i swear, greater then that time Cyl was alive.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10279 on: April 23, 2018, 01:19:04 pm »

C Bring the guy to the house of learning, they will figure it out!

We are also wise. We could visit him and take a crack at it ourselves, or send our wise heir to do the same.

Think of all the yoodeling we can tach him

its gonna be great i swear, greater then that time Cyl was alive.

I hope so. I think we could be seriously fucked if somebody attacks us before we finish up in Parsia though.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10280 on: April 23, 2018, 01:26:48 pm »

C - Let the greatest scholars in Methiant meet him.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10281 on: April 23, 2018, 01:35:45 pm »

C!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10282 on: April 23, 2018, 01:42:42 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10283 on: April 23, 2018, 01:57:36 pm »

If C comes back to win, I hope at least we give the guy a competent guard.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10284 on: April 23, 2018, 02:07:24 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10285 on: April 23, 2018, 02:18:39 pm »

C
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10286 on: April 23, 2018, 02:29:21 pm »

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You decide that the Ur-Uk scholar can stay at the fortress if he wants to learn Methiantese culture.

1167 AD, Late Autumn

City of Karasau remains unbroken.

Few days after the report from the east, you receive news from Orcworld fortress; a new delegation of Ur-Uk arrived to pick up Ururang. The scholar in question extensively studied weapons and stonework of Orcworld Fortress, as well as examined foodstuffs and plants and minerals stored in the storerooms. He picked up some scrolls and ledgers of lesser importance that the fort's archivist was able to part with.

Ururang himself, before leaving, written a lengthy scroll with charcoal. The letters of Ur-Uk are as numerous as they're flowing; the wise men at the fortress counted up thirty different symbols, and amongst them sixteen seem to have two or three variations each, with only a 'dot' or 'line' of difference.

The delegation left without any further ado.

1167 AD, Winter

Gold and silver arrives in the Treasury.

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Glassware brought some profits as well.

Victory for the Cydwyl! King Estjald managed to break the strength of Helliste in half, and they yielded to his demands. They're no longer allowed to gouge prices or impose taxes on Cydwyllian merchants, and King Helo has also to pay eight years worth of tribute.

Meanwhile, Karasau is still under siege. Fireblood attacks have pierced two out of four layers of the Parsian walls, and many houses and estates were plundered, but the military and governmental center remains untouched. Still, the Parsian leaders reject any peace talks.

1167 AD, Midwinter

Karasau has fallen! Neither Manipur nor Dashir were found in the palace, although the barely-alive King Shapur has been captured. The man is suffering from  advanced rheumatic and muscle pains, as well as has trouble breathing. He has proclaimed Alalkan, his nephew and only royal male, as his envoy and representative for peace talks. Currently, only the sparsely populated badlands and mountains of eastern-northeastern Parsia remain untouched by Methiantese occupation.

The officers in charge are asking how to proceed with him.

A) Execute both, and install Methiantese governor of Parsia at once!
B) I will send my son Bjern as my representative for diplomatic talks.
C) I will send my brother Saenn as my representative for diplomatic talks.
D) I will send my instructions what we need to achieve in peace negoations.
E) Send him over, I will decide what to do with him.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10287 on: April 23, 2018, 02:31:38 pm »

Shoot, I haven't noticed the prompt about extra votes for C.

Though it's better this way I guess ;vc
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10288 on: April 23, 2018, 02:32:55 pm »

D. Ordinarily we probably wouldn't want to leave these negotiations to our subordinates, but we're in a position to demand unconditional surrender so it'll probably be fine.
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Ardent Debater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10289 on: April 23, 2018, 02:34:28 pm »

E We're an Emperor and they are at our mercy, let's act like it.
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