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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742617 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10455 on: April 26, 2018, 02:38:08 pm »

While B would be funny, C involves more direct action.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10456 on: April 26, 2018, 02:42:15 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10457 on: April 26, 2018, 02:43:33 pm »

I actually kinda don't want Bjern to have kids. If we wind up with an heirless emperor, we can use elective succession to unite with Cydwyl, or at least pick an emperor from Erika's stock that will bring us closer to our northern ally.

I'm pretty sure that this ship hasn't sailed only because it didn't arrive in the first place. There's virtually no indication that anyone in Cydwyl would be up for it in the slightest.

C, give 'im the birds, and maybe the bees too if he doesn't behave.

I'm pretty sure if, at any future point where the two nations are on good terms, you were to ask the sitting King of Cydwyl "Hey, wanna be heir to the throne of Methiant too?" he will at least consider the offer.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10458 on: April 26, 2018, 02:50:23 pm »

I'm pretty sure if, at any future point where the two nations are on good terms, you were to ask the sitting King of Cydwyl "Hey, wanna be heir to the throne of Methiant too?" he will at least consider the offer.
I mean, we did, he did, and the answer was "nah I'm pretty sure the nobles would guillotine me"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10459 on: April 26, 2018, 02:58:13 pm »

You decide to talk with Bjern a little bit.

Few hours and three illustrated books later, you pat your red-faced son on the back and send him off to his bedchamber. You're sure he will impress his wife with the newfound knowledge!

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The fur trade in the south brought enormous profits! Coins pile up in the Treasury as the trade advisor gives his report.

However, agents of the Spymaster bring news from south and west; Kingdoms of Eldrican and Rucus are now bound with marital oath; Tetan I's son and heir Talan, after the boy's first wife died in childbirth, married Auverna, a niece of King Audaro Rucus of Rucus.

Meanwhile, reports come from Donuth; the fiery speeches about orthodoxy and purity of Pantheonist faith made by Thann has gathered him thousands of supports in recent years. Many voice their displeasure with current, corrupted ways of Pantheon, and adopted the name of 'Principals'. The Pantheonist clergy isn't very much happy about this, and is voicing their displeasure about this - as well as the fact that the Imperial law ties their hands about culling down on the heretics.

A) Heresy or not, the Principals are guaranteed freedom of worship.
B) Mayhaps its due time to negotiate between the two.
C) It seems that Thann the Priest needs to be invited for a dinner, again.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10460 on: April 26, 2018, 03:00:11 pm »

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« Reply #10461 on: April 26, 2018, 03:00:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10462 on: April 26, 2018, 03:00:51 pm »

A

Perhaps we can organize a religious debate if they want to voice their displeasure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10463 on: April 26, 2018, 03:04:23 pm »

Few hours and three illustrated books later, you pat your red-faced son on the back and send him off to his bedchamber.

Does our wife know we are keeping illustrated books?

On a serious note, A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10464 on: April 26, 2018, 03:06:53 pm »

Does our wife know we are keeping illustrated books?
Do you remember who our wife is? She probably drew the pictures. :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10465 on: April 26, 2018, 03:18:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10466 on: April 26, 2018, 03:21:08 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10467 on: April 26, 2018, 03:22:05 pm »

Does our wife know we are keeping illustrated books?
Do you remember who our wife is? She probably drew the pictures. :P
I want this to be the truth so much.

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Let's not make dad's mistake if we can help it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10468 on: April 26, 2018, 03:29:34 pm »

Does our wife know we are keeping illustrated books?
Do you remember who our wife is? She probably drew the pictures. :P
I want this to be the truth so much.

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Let's not make dad's mistake if we can help it.

To be fair, Cyl was actually 50/50 on religious conferences in his lifetime. He messed up that last one, but he did okay when the Alldivines were dealing with that heretic sect early in his reign, before he became an Emperor.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10469 on: April 26, 2018, 04:07:44 pm »

B, we don't need a religious war on our hands.
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