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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742613 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10470 on: April 26, 2018, 04:17:49 pm »

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10472 on: April 26, 2018, 04:43:16 pm »

Better safe than sorry
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10473 on: April 26, 2018, 10:44:43 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10474 on: April 26, 2018, 10:51:31 pm »

B

We aren't dictating anything, just mediating. Mediation is necessary, and as the people who imposed religious tolerance we have a responsibility to see that it happens.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10475 on: April 26, 2018, 11:44:38 pm »

B

It's great that the heathen emperor gets to be the most reasonable one in this conversation.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10476 on: April 27, 2018, 12:00:59 am »

You decide to try and negotiate between the two.

A week later you receive their replies; the Pantheon high clergy won't agree to a meeting with heretic, and Thann mentions that you cannot possible hope to mediate on issue you,  as a non-priest, do not understand.

A) Arrest them all for this dual insult!
B) I will read my books and then we will negotiate on the topic!
C) Get rid of the heretic, he is only bringing strife!
D) Force the Pantheonists to accept Thann's heresy, the law's allows it!
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10477 on: April 27, 2018, 12:03:39 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10478 on: April 27, 2018, 12:05:53 am »

B

We'll consult our picture books and get back to you.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10479 on: April 27, 2018, 12:12:10 am »

A

We should have dealt with him the first time. This whole, "My religious freedom means I don't have to answer to the emperor" thing is spreading.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10480 on: April 27, 2018, 12:14:01 am »

We should have dealt with him the first time. This whole, "My religious freedom means I don't have to answer to the emperor" thing is spreading.

Don't think arresting the Archpriest is going to go over well.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10481 on: April 27, 2018, 12:20:22 am »

We should have dealt with him the first time. This whole, "My religious freedom means I don't have to answer to the emperor" thing is spreading.

Don't think arresting the Archpriest is going to go over well.

Gotta rip that band-aid off before it gets worse.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10482 on: April 27, 2018, 12:49:32 am »

B Next time we send them a letter saying that we want them to talk to us we should include a reminder that while Imperial law grants religious freedoms it does not grant any other rights or freedoms [to my knowledge] and that we are indeed the Emperor of this empire you are both living in so we suggest you get your butts over here before we send our soldiers to force you over here.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10483 on: April 27, 2018, 01:24:10 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10484 on: April 27, 2018, 04:24:30 am »

B Opportunities to make use of our Wise trait seem fairly rare. Lets use them while we can.

Also, a thought just struck me; We have a brother in the Priesthood of the Pantheon. We could call on him to help us brush up on our Theology, or even help us negotiate on the off chance he has no strong affiliation with either side in this debate.

Reguardless, we should call him to the palace, so that he can stay safe if we do decide to send our military to give the Pantheonists a spanking.
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