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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742598 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11340 on: May 18, 2018, 10:44:54 am »

You decide to prod the messenger for answers. He quickly becomes very cooperative when some guards show up.

"I was given this letter by someone who said he was in employ of Prince Cyl of Cydwyl! I was given twenty silver back then and twenty extra if I bring a reply! That's all I know! I swere on me mum!" There's also a possibility this could be a hostile act of sabotage! You decide to...

A) Stall the reply while your spies run north to do some check-ups.
B) Accept the offer.
C) Decline the offer, and send spies to find out the truth.
D) Decline the offer.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2018, 11:22:08 am by Haspen »
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11341 on: May 18, 2018, 10:48:03 am »

c come on, please a bit of reason
« Last Edit: May 18, 2018, 11:30:01 am by Rockeater »
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11342 on: May 18, 2018, 10:48:43 am »

A Unification here we go, but spying is alright too.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2018, 11:31:07 am by Hotfire90 »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11343 on: May 18, 2018, 10:51:04 am »

B

Okay, less convinced now.

(although I would like a spying option of some kind to check whether this is a genuine proposal or no)
« Last Edit: May 18, 2018, 11:50:42 am by Harry Baldman »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11344 on: May 18, 2018, 10:54:21 am »

BA

We already have a heir, making this not work unless she dies or is disinterested.

Also we've already strained relations with the north by fucking around with their succession... Lets just... Try to make friends with them again? Then we can try to legit marry in and unite in good standing instead of all this skulking around.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2018, 11:23:58 am by Criptfeind »
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11345 on: May 18, 2018, 11:19:05 am »

B

Okay, less convinced now.

(although I would like a spying option of some kind to check whether this is a genuine proposal or no)

Hmmm, fine ;vc

EDIT: Options expanded to get some spyings going ;v
« Last Edit: May 18, 2018, 11:22:31 am by Haspen »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11346 on: May 18, 2018, 11:28:02 am »

Does Erik (I think that's the name of their king and our Uncle  in law right?)  have a heir we can marry Rinilda too instead? That seems like a more legit way to go about this, and they'd first cousins once removed, which is sorta on the edge of the incesty line, but it's probably okay every once in a while.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11347 on: May 18, 2018, 11:30:16 am »

Does Erik (I think that's the name of their king and our Uncle  in law right?)  have a heir we can marry Rinilda too instead? That seems like a more legit way to go about this, and they'd first cousins once removed, which is sorta on the edge of the incesty line, but it's probably okay every once in a while.

You guys already spurned Lady Alissa and her kids at least twice, good luck getting Cydwyl thru them v;
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11348 on: May 18, 2018, 11:32:17 am »

Who is Lady Alissa? The damn family line is getting too complicated to keep track of >.>
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11349 on: May 18, 2018, 11:34:20 am »

Who is Lady Alissa? The damn family line is getting too complicated to keep track of >.>

That's why I posted all of it during the Succession Council you dumbiscuit V:<
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11350 on: May 18, 2018, 11:38:20 am »

A

Maybe if Lady Alissa had enough patience to wait for Rinilda instead of trying to marry Empress Ruberta ... but that opportunity is gone.
Lady Alissa is Erik's widow, she showed up as an exile with their kids, they live in our palace but we didn't press their claim for the throne.

Family tree reference.
I should remember to bookmark this instead of paging back.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2018, 11:40:27 am by mightymushroom »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11351 on: May 18, 2018, 11:51:09 am »

A

Let's make some goddamn contact here!
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11352 on: May 18, 2018, 11:55:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11353 on: May 18, 2018, 11:57:58 am »

Who is Lady Alissa? The damn family line is getting too complicated to keep track of >.>

You know the lady we were knitting with and asked us to marry her son?  Yeah.  That was an option for personal union which is why it was so close.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11354 on: May 18, 2018, 12:02:01 pm »

...Ya know I don't want to be a doomsayer, but I have to say that you guys are almost consistently alienating/annoying both your neighbours and your dynastic partners will all this paranoia of yours.

Nowadays I'm simply wondering not if but when Methiant collapses after being stupid one time too many >.>
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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