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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742845 times)

Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12675 on: July 04, 2018, 11:48:11 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12676 on: July 04, 2018, 11:53:25 am »
B, it will soon be time for religious equality again...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12677 on: July 05, 2018, 01:58:10 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12678 on: July 06, 2018, 12:03:43 am »
6a 12b 2c


You happily announce that you will welcome a temple of Damed, if only they build one themselves; for this, you order the city administrator to write them up a building permit. Funds they will have none.

After short bout of whispers between themselves, the priests of Damed thank you for your generosity and leave with the document in haste.

1181 AD, Winter

Silver, gold and gemstones arrive in the Treasury; glasswares venture south. Few days later...

You're sitting by Rinilda's bed. Her eyes are closed, her breath irregular and her face is red with whatever affliction that has beset her body. She is struggling for her life, with help of the court medics, but it is clear that the siituation is severe and she might not survive next day.

A) Find me the best medic in the city of Methe!
B) I shall pray to Pantheon for her life!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12679 on: July 06, 2018, 12:07:26 am »
A B
« Last Edit: July 06, 2018, 12:25:16 am by ZBridges »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12680 on: July 06, 2018, 12:07:32 am »
B This is clearly a divine punishment for letting those evil Damed Worshipers build a temple.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12681 on: July 06, 2018, 12:10:58 am »
B

I'd imagine "best medic in the city of Methe" is already working for us and thus attending to Rinilda.

...Don't forget to put the magic Pantheon blessed totally not a scam health stone under her pillow as well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12682 on: July 06, 2018, 12:41:42 am »
A. Perhaps we could see about getting a dwarf to look her over? the smelly bastards likely know something about treating illness if their cleaning habits are anything to go off...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12683 on: July 06, 2018, 01:18:08 am »
Quote from: crazyabe on July 06, 2018, 12:41:42 am
A. Perhaps we could see about getting a dwarf to look her over? the smelly bastards likely know something about treating illness if their cleaning habits are anything to go off...

The post makes it seems like she is going to die in a day, and I doubt we have a dwarf within a day's reach.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12684 on: July 06, 2018, 02:29:02 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12685 on: July 06, 2018, 02:38:00 am »
C Give her the health stone for a little while.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12686 on: July 06, 2018, 03:20:07 am »
Can't we do both?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12687 on: July 06, 2018, 03:39:42 am »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12688 on: July 06, 2018, 06:36:05 am »
B

We must PRAY!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12689 on: July 06, 2018, 08:18:10 am »
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