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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742857 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13800 on: August 10, 2018, 12:52:40 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13801 on: August 10, 2018, 02:10:59 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13802 on: August 10, 2018, 03:13:03 pm »

You know that we're just going to shag the daughter of someone of importance there, right?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13803 on: August 10, 2018, 03:15:58 pm »

You know that we're just going to shag the daughter of someone of importance there, right?
We could shag somone here with the same odds
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13804 on: August 10, 2018, 03:36:46 pm »

You know that we're just going to shag the daughter of someone of importance there, right?

We do not know that.

We could, in fact, wind up shagging their son instead. :p

Also, it just dawned on me that our wife could wind up giving birth on this trip. If we interpret her knitting a small tunic during the scene we confessed our betrayal, she could be due very soon.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13805 on: August 10, 2018, 09:30:43 pm »

If we seduce all the Cydwyl nobels it will make the transition much easier!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13806 on: August 11, 2018, 02:29:00 am »

You decide to attend the funeral ceremony with your wife and some courtiers and servants.

Next week, the funeral ceremony is over and the simple mourning feast begins.

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Maybe drinking so much of the dark, northern spirits wasn't the best idea. What was his name, Reingar? Yes, this beautiful son of the Cydwyllian family is named Reingar. It began innocently, when you two began a talk about politics. Then the spirits happened. Was it you who complimented his handsomeness first or was it him who commented that of all Methiantese men, you're the most beautiful?

You're not sure. But here you are, holding Reingar's hand and staring into his sparkling eyes - he just proposed that maybe certain topics, like 'joys of life' should be talked about in private. That soothing voice of his caused your hairs to stand up, and not only hairs for that matter.

A) NO! Bad dick, bad!
B) Just this once. I have my urges you know!
C) He will be my 'connection' with the north. Get it? Ha ha.



I swear, this is the bestest negative trait I ever came up with <3
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13807 on: August 11, 2018, 02:34:19 am »

A no just pure no
« Last Edit: August 11, 2018, 02:56:46 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13808 on: August 11, 2018, 02:52:30 am »

I want an option D: Take him to meet the wife and say "This followed me home, can we keep him?"
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13809 on: August 11, 2018, 02:55:41 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13810 on: August 11, 2018, 04:19:17 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13811 on: August 11, 2018, 04:23:08 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13812 on: August 11, 2018, 04:48:45 am »

A

Honestly, this is more plain old lust than hedonism. >.>
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13813 on: August 11, 2018, 05:44:50 am »

Yeah, give us some non-lust things relating to hedonism dammit!
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13814 on: August 11, 2018, 06:08:08 am »

Does anybody else think that hedonism is the worst bad trait in comparison to the other bad traits we had in our family I mean houlandin I didn’t have it nearly as rough of a time as doge currently has?.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2018, 06:21:30 am by Basil ii »
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