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Title: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 31, 2017, 10:31:26 am
Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda

Home Thread: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=168042.50

You all pile into the truck, a completely conspicuous trailer painted black with the SCP Logo booming in stark white for all to see.

You are headed for the quiet and mostly unknown village of Crunchem Hall to take a person of interest into custody. The subject is a young girl with manifest telekinesis abilities. The FBI have had her family under surveillance for a number of years, but recent events indicate that she might have taken control of other citizens in the village. As such, we are called upon to:

1. Secure the potential asset/test subject,
2. Contain the situation and
3. Protect the people.

You may start your approach either at the girl's home, or at the local elementary school. The team will keep together at all times, and the location with the most votes will win.

Spoiler: Egan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Randomgenericusername (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Papaj (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Hector13 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: GigaGiant (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: LordPorkins (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Ozarck
I requisition additional syringes, some clear lubricant, and some pure grain ethanol.

Dicebot: 4d6>=4f1  = (1 5 1 6, 0 successes) = 0 The Dicebot says no

Quote from: LordPorkins
Distillator

3d6>=4f1  = (3 2 6, 1 success) = 1

You get a cheap plastic version of the lab kit. Try not to pour strong acid in it!

Am I missing anything else? Hector13's character isn't armed. He can make a last minute request if he wants.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on October 31, 2017, 10:53:26 am
[Ummmm....there are 2 PaPaj's]
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on October 31, 2017, 10:55:06 am
"We should approach the family. Tell em that we intend to help their girl. Maybe even make up a story about telekinises killing people if they don't get it properly treated."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on October 31, 2017, 10:57:59 am
"That's...actually a really good idea, but the "treated" isn't the best word to describe it, i would rather say, controlled"

Spoiler: Jeb (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on October 31, 2017, 11:03:19 am
I vote that we try to find the girl at the school. If she is there, we will have more space to fight than going to her house. I dobut her family would be with her in the school, giving us better chances. Beating a bunch of kids will be easier than a pair of adults.
If we still want to go with the plan, Team 1 could go meet the family while Team 2 sneaks into the school and stalks her, waiting for a chance to capture her by force.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 31, 2017, 11:13:26 am
No Party Splits! That takes up too much Random Access Memory in my brain.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on October 31, 2017, 11:13:41 am
"But if we convince her and her parents that we mean well, and that this is the only way, then A. none of us will get new arseholes,
 and B. We wont have to order enough amnesiacs to pacify an entire school."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on October 31, 2017, 11:19:53 am
"Well...we dont have to pacify the entire school...if there is no school"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on October 31, 2017, 11:30:35 am
Okay, let's go to her home and talk to her family. If that fails or she is not there, we go to her school and kidnap her.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on October 31, 2017, 12:22:26 pm
"Or.... if shes not there we can just wait till she gets there, while using this time to talk to her parents.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on October 31, 2017, 01:28:53 pm
(Er...)

Request a sidearm/pistol from... whomever. Quartermaster?

Also buy 20 meters of duct tape. -$4

Spoiler: Hector13/Ivan (click to show/hide)

Ivan nods when someone mentions going to her home, shakes his head when someone else mentions going to the school. Mutters something about limiting collateral damage to himself.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on October 31, 2017, 01:47:38 pm
"We probably should head into the girls house then"

Spoiler: Jeb (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on October 31, 2017, 02:09:31 pm
"Sure. Everyone else agrees to go to the house?"
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on October 31, 2017, 03:32:33 pm
"sure. house is fine. Maybe she han't taken control of her parents yet. Why, we could get lucky and they'll help us pack her room! IF we control her favorite teddy bear or barbie doll or controlled substance, she may be more cooperative, no?"

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on October 31, 2017, 03:41:10 pm
"Then we better hurry before that happens. Patience is a virtue best left to God."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Since everyone agrees to go to the house, go there now. The faster we accomplish our objetives the better.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on October 31, 2017, 09:34:20 pm
Rosen just cowers in the corner of the van.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on October 31, 2017, 10:57:13 pm
Myrtle dawdles out of the van, clutching her hip and groaning slightly as she puts her feet to the ground. She starts digging through her purse, but after a couple minutes, she stops and lets out a sigh of disappointment. Realizing that her Ibuprofen and Aspirin are back at base, Myrtle instead grabs one of her hard candies and plops it in her mouth. It will have to do.

Check my medical pouch for pain medication. If the medication is not a popular name brand, then look at it with mild disgust and return it to the pouch. Then follow my teammates. If we meet a group of people, ask if any of them have any spare name brand pain pills or osteoporosis medication.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 10:04:01 am

"Oye, Granny, the medkit has some pain pills in it. Stop weirding out strangers.."
Reggie heads to the house. Upon arriving, he shall simply walk to the door and ring the bell.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 01, 2017, 10:11:19 am
"I'm hungry."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 10:15:18 am
"Sooner you get outta that van, sooner we finish the job, sooner we go back to the cafeteria Mano. Heck, the parents might even offer us some snacks as we..... "help" them."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 01, 2017, 10:19:47 am
"I can't help do this quickly. I- I can't do anything!"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 10:49:38 am
"Then you are useless. If you want food you have to work for it. If you can't do anything you don't deserve anything. Now get out of the van because we are not waiting for you and if you refuse to work you will die. We have orders and we have to follow them. I'm not trying to be harsh but we can't allow to have useless people get in the way and slow our work. It wouldn't be optimal or efficient to have someone that doesn't contribute anything to the team."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 11:36:39 am
"Yo, Ticker, calm down. He obviously isn't taking this well. Lemme talk to em' "

Reggie then goes and crouches near the whiner

"Listen Chiquita. I can tell you're a bit freaked out. But you gotta keep marching. Right now, you and me are redshirts. Disposables. If we get in the way of the Foundations plans they'll put us down faster than you can say "animal rights." BUT, if you wanna help out, I guarantee you things will only get better from here. But right now, sitting here, the only future you're looking at isn't particularly bright. So, come on, dust yourself off, work with the team, and I'll help you where I can."

"..."

"What's your name anyway?"

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 01, 2017, 11:55:46 am
Quote from: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 10:04:01 am

"Oye, Granny, the medkit has some pain pills in it. Stop weirding out strangers.."
Reggie heads to the house. Upon arriving, he shall simply walk to the door and ring the bell.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Are you referring to the medical pouch? The description didn't mention pain pills.)

Quote
GI's Medical Pouch
Cost: Free
Description: A simple first aid pouch filled with gauss, bandages, medical tape and everything you would need to make instant splints, field dressings and lung flaps

(I'll tweak my previous action if it does have them, though)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 11:57:00 am
"...I am calm. I have been calm the whole time. I know she isn't fine but someone had to say it.
 *Tick*   *Tock*
...Why do you call me "Ticker"? My name is Jay."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 12:19:38 pm
"You tick Bro. Listen."


((@GigaGiant the chances of a medical kit not having something to relieve pain are astronomical.))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 01, 2017, 12:28:36 pm
Ivan glares at Jay for a moment, then hops out the van. Addressing Reginald:

“What is this Foundation that you talk about?”

Follow with the group, scanning the surroundings along the way looking for likely threats and escape routes.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 12:33:43 pm
Reggie points at the large, painted logo on the side of the van.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 01, 2017, 12:50:17 pm
Jeb follows the group
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 01, 2017, 01:03:31 pm
Quote from: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 12:33:43 pm
Reggie points at the large, painted logo on the side of the van.

"What do you know about them?"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 01:19:58 pm
"I... Tick? What do you mean..."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Wait. What is that noise?

*Tick*   *Tock*

"...Since when have I been ticking?"
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 01, 2017, 01:30:51 pm
"Well...that's not normal"

Spoiler: Jeb (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 02:22:36 pm
"Of course that is not normal. I have no idea why does it happen and I don't want to think about it right now. Let's focus on the mission and forget about the noise."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 01, 2017, 02:29:18 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 10:49:38 am
"Then you are useless. If you want food you have to work for it. If you can't do anything you don't deserve anything. Now get out of the van because we are not waiting for you and if you refuse to work you will die. We have orders and we have to follow them. I'm not trying to be harsh but we can't allow to have useless people get in the way and slow our work. It wouldn't be optimal or efficient to have someone that doesn't contribute anything to the team."
*Flips coin~*

Stab Jay.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 02:39:55 pm
(Okay then.)
Shoot Rosen with the Tazer gun.

(I mean, this was totally expected. Jay is supossed to lack emotion and always wants stuff to be done optimaly, so he was rude with Rossn when she said she was hungry and stayed on the van instead of doing something "useful". He is too good at making enemies and treats people like assets to be used for his objetives and tasks.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 01, 2017, 03:04:34 pm
(apparently also psychic, plus combat genius)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 03:10:27 pm
(What? I'm just reacting to the attack. I'm still going to get stabbed first. It was just trying to add a bit more than just "Shoot Tazer", not that I have super reflexes. Maybe I still get lucky with rolls.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 01, 2017, 03:13:42 pm
(You edited out the bit I had a problem with. “As soon as Rosen goes for the knife” is meta-gaming to the extreme)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 01, 2017, 03:18:06 pm
It's fun to play a character who is insane in a non-beneficial way. Rosen bounces back and forth between being scared and being rabid, so I just had to figure out if Jay makes her flip or lose hope.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 03:22:32 pm
(It was intended to sound as when I see her holding the knife, I would  try to defend myself taking the tazer and trying to shoot her before she stabbed me.
Rosen seems to be the total oposite of Jay, so this was 100% going to happen.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 01, 2017, 03:35:18 pm
(well, even then it's still bad. Just 'cause someone's holding a knife doesn't mean they're going to use it, and if they are, not necessarily on your person... particularly when your attention is on whether or not your character is ticking, as opposed to the psychotic chick with the blades :p)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 03:46:32 pm
(But if I see a girl getting out of a van with a knife while looking in my direction then moving towards me, I would think that they want to stab me. I am outside the van with everyone else since we were leaving and the argument started when she stayed behind. But what you said makes sense too, that is why I edited my action. Only rolls will decide who gets the initiative.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 01, 2017, 08:36:02 pm
"WOAH HOLD ON NOW"

Reggie turns and tries to grab onto Egan

"Don't make me use the zapper! I know he's being a dick, but that's not grounds for murder!"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 08:50:58 pm
(Post-stab, if I not die on a single hit and can still talk.)
"Her answer to my words is completely reasonable and justified. I was trying to make her react. Now that she is no longer acting like a scared girl, she is being useful. Her violent side might be exactly what we might need during these missions."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2017, 01:02:59 am
Quote from: hector13 on October 31, 2017, 01:28:53 pm
(Er...)

Request a sidearm/pistol from... whomever. Quartermaster?

Also buy 20 meters of duct tape. -$4

Spoiler: Hector13/Ivan (click to show/hide)

Ivan nods when someone mentions going to her home, shakes his head when someone else mentions going to the school. Mutters something about limiting collateral damage to himself.

2d6>=4f1  = (4 6, 2 successes) = 2

You get another Tazer gun

Where to go: the votes
Porkins - House
Papaj - House
randomgenericusername - School
Oz - House
Hector 13 - Follow
Egan - Friendly Firing in progress
Gigagiant - trying to self medicate

You arrive at the girl's official address. It is already surrounded by FBI Dodge Chargers, they stand out because their red and blue lights are kept flashing.

Upon your arrival the FBI teams recognize you as the SCP backup they requested. They have a warrant for the Father, who has been indicted for fencing stolen vehicles. They inform you that both parents of the girl have fled, leaving the girl, Matilda in the legal guardianship of the school's new Headmaster, Miss Honey.

This Miss Honey and Matilda have both been using their new position and power to exert undue influence over the community, many school staff and civil servants have been replaced with cronies of this Miss Honey.

It is suggested that you seek out Matilda at Miss Honey's home, or attempt to take control of the elementary school during school hours - which is also a key pillar of community life in this village.


Quote from: Egan_BW on November 01, 2017, 02:29:18 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 10:49:38 am
"Then you are useless. If you want food you have to work for it. If you can't do anything you don't deserve anything. Now get out of the van because we are not waiting for you and if you refuse to work you will die. We have orders and we have to follow them. I'm not trying to be harsh but we can't allow to have useless people get in the way and slow our work. It wouldn't be optimal or efficient to have someone that doesn't contribute anything to the team."
*Flips coin~*

Stab Jay.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 01, 2017, 02:39:55 pm
(Okay then.)
Shoot Rosen with the Tazer gun.

(I mean, this was totally expected. Jay is supossed to lack emotion and always wants stuff to be done optimaly, so he was rude with Rossn when she said she was hungry and stayed on the van instead of doing something "useful". He is too good at making enemies and treats people like assets to be used for his objetives and tasks.)

You are both bouncing around in the truck, giving -1 dice to all rolls!

Initiative test:

Rosen - Dex + Intuition - 1: 1 Dice
Jay - Dex + Intuition -1: 1 Dice
1d6>=4f1 = (3, 0 success) = 0
1d6>=4f1 = (6, 1 success) = 1

Jay shoots first with Dex + Shooting:
2d6>=4f1-1  = (4 4, 2 successes) = 2-1 =1

Rosen Stabs trying to get a hit in before they can be shot.
3d6>=4f1  = (5 3 1, 0 successes) = 0

Jay's Taser hits Rosen, a current of high voltage electricity arcs through her body, causing every muscle in her body to spasm.

Her body tries to resist with an Endurance roll:
1d6>=4f1  = (3, 0 successes) = 0

Rosen looses consciousness...
d6  = (1) = 1
Her heart also stops and she requires immediate CPR.

A Taser gun has been spent! And all for friendly fire!

Spoiler: Egan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Randomgenericusername (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Papaj (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Hector13 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: GigaGiant (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: LordPorkins (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 02, 2017, 01:09:17 am
Quote from: GigaGiant on October 31, 2017, 10:57:13 pm
Myrtle dawdles out of the van, clutching her hip and groaning slightly as she puts her feet to the ground. She starts digging through her purse, but after a couple minutes, she stops and lets out a sigh of disappointment. Realizing that her Ibuprofen and Aspirin are back at base, Myrtle instead grabs one of her hard candies and plops it in her mouth. It will have to do.

Check my medical pouch for pain medication. If the medication is not a popular name brand, then look at it with mild disgust and return it to the pouch. Then follow my teammates. If we meet a group of people, ask if any of them have any spare name brand pain pills or osteoporosis medication.

There are no pain meds in the medical pouch. At all. Only stuff to fix holes with.

Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 02, 2017, 06:50:34 am
Immediately attempt to revive Rosen

"WHAT THE FUCK"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 02, 2017, 07:21:18 am
"oh, lovely. Driver, to Miss Honey's house, please."

Remove knife from unconscious dying teen girl.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 02, 2017, 08:02:09 am
"These things are supossed to be non-lethal. I shoot her because she tried to stab me. I didnpt want to kill her but I had to defend myself. If someone attemps to restart her hearth, make sure to disarm her first. I would help but I lack medical knowledge and any sort of medicine."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 02, 2017, 08:39:30 am
"No need to justify yourself. The girl is obviously some kind of dangerous psychotic. You really have to be careful around someone like that. I'm sure we all understand, right?"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 02, 2017, 08:53:23 am
"I wasn't justifying myself. I was just explaining the situation after he asked me "What the fuck". I suggest we restrain her first to avoid similar situations until we can trust her. Who has the handcuffs? If she wakes up, she will probably try to get revenge on me for almost killing her."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 02, 2017, 11:52:46 am
"Jayzus, these tasers can kill? Great job."

CPR GO
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 02, 2017, 01:06:35 pm
Ivan just shakes his head at the goings on.

“We should go to the profesor’s home. Maybe we can convince them we are peaceful by not assaulting the escuela.”
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 02, 2017, 01:26:06 pm
"He's right. We should go to the teacher's house and try to talk. If that fails, at least someome here still has one of the Tazers. I wouldn't reccomend using it on the target though."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 03, 2017, 08:01:31 am
Quote from: Ozarck on November 02, 2017, 07:21:18 am
"oh, lovely. Driver, to Miss Honey's house, please."

Remove knife from unconscious dying teen girl.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

You take Rosen's Knife.

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 02, 2017, 06:50:34 am
Immediately attempt to revive Rosen

"WHAT THE FUCK"


Quote from: LordPorkins on November 02, 2017, 11:52:46 am
"Jayzus, these tasers can kill? Great job."

CPR GO

While on the way to the teacher's house Reginald Arthur Goldman performs CPR on Rosen while bouncing about in the truck.

He uses !SCIENCE!(medical) + Strength to do the deed. With a -1 penalty for the bouncing Truck.

(1+2-1) Dice
Dicebot:  2d6>=4f1  = (1 3, -1 success) = -1

d6  = (3) = 3

Reginald succeeds in breaking several of Rosen's ribs while Rosen continues to suffocate.

Quote from: Ozarck
"oh, lovely. Driver, to Miss Honey's house, please."

Faye makes a quick intelligence roll:  d6  = (5) = 5

You arrive in the evening, after school hours, when the girl and the guardian is likely to be home. There are lights shining through cute round little windows from the inside of the little village bungalow, making everything look warm and homely. Flowers line the porch and a stone pavement leads up from the road to the doorway.

You all alight from the Truck and are in front of the house... Except for Reginald and Rosen, Reginald is still on top of Rosen, and is either trying to hasten her demise or save her life. It's a dice toss either way!


Spoiler: Egan (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Randomgenericusername (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Papaj (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Hector13 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: GigaGiant (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: LordPorkins (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 08:09:28 am
"She is not breathing. Her hearth stopped and her ribs are broken. She is already dead.
Now stop wasting time with a corpse and get out of the truck. We have a job to do."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 03, 2017, 08:12:50 am
Post the actual actions in bold and black please.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 08:19:52 am
(I didn't do any actions last turn. Just talking. Was my Tazer Gun recharged?
Also do I need tools to fabricate things using scrap?)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 03, 2017, 08:46:05 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 08:19:52 am
(I didn't do any actions last turn. Just talking. Was my Tazer Gun recharged?
Also do I need tools to fabricate things using scrap?)

Nope! The tazer is spent!

We'll assume you can do anything that a swiss army knife can. Failing which, there's always duct tape.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 03, 2017, 10:00:02 am
Ivan looks for threats while Reginald decides what to do with Rosen.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 03, 2017, 10:04:49 am
MORE CPR. IF THIS DOESNT WORK, USE TASER GUN AT LOWER SETTING AS MAKESHIFT DEFIBRILLATOR

"Shut Up you Ticking Tosser! The human brain starts to collapse only after about 4-6 minutes without bloodflow. Its only been like 1 minute, if that, so we've still got time. And if your so adamant about not wasting time, Ill keep that in mind when your the one with the stopped heart!"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 03, 2017, 10:17:49 am
"Javier, be a dear and keep your tazer at hand. I am going to talk to them. Let's see what we are dealing with here."

Faye will knock on the door and wait with a smile on her face.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 11:16:50 am
"I will go with you, Faye. I want to see the anomaly."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Go with Faye. Also examine my metal scrap and think of anything useful I could build with it while trying to create basic small machines.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 03, 2017, 02:27:33 pm
Myrtle takes a look at the pleasant house.
"Oh my, what a pretty place. It reminds me of my childhood dream house. I remember back when I was in grade school, my friend Agatha and I would come together some days, and walk along the street of 'The Rabbit Hutch' - that's what we called suburbs back in the day - and gaze at all the beautiful architecture. We got to hear so many stories from the soldiers who lived there after returning from the war. Ah, what a time it was to be alive. After the Cold War, I lost touch with Agatha, so I hope she's doing okay. Last I knew, she was looking for a place to live. Oh, Agatha would have loved this house."

Follow Faye while speaking out loud to anyone who will listen.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 04:29:23 pm
"What crime did you commit again? You don't seem to belong here."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 03, 2017, 10:02:39 pm
Quote from: LordPorkins on November 03, 2017, 10:04:49 am
MORE CPR. IF THIS DOESNT WORK, USE TASER GUN AT LOWER SETTING AS MAKESHIFT DEFIBRILLATOR

"Shut Up you Ticking Tosser! The human brain starts to collapse only after about 4-6 minutes without bloodflow. Its only been like 1 minute, if that, so we've still got time. And if your so adamant about not wasting time, Ill keep that in mind when your the one with the stopped heart!"

Reginald rolls !SCIENCE! + Strength

3d6>=4f1  = (6 4 1, 1 success) = 1
d6  = (5) = 5

Reginald gives Rosen the kiss of life. She sputters and groans even as their lips are locked together. Everything hurts. Reginald has broken some of her ribs. The taser has run amok through her nervous system and caused almost every tissue in her body to spasm. But otherwise, she's fine!

Quote from: Ozarck on November 03, 2017, 10:17:49 am
"Javier, be a dear and keep your tazer at hand. I am going to talk to them. Let's see what we are dealing with here."

Faye will knock on the door and wait with a smile on her face.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 03, 2017, 02:27:33 pm
Myrtle takes a look at the pleasant house.
"Oh my, what a pretty place. It reminds me of my childhood dream house. I remember back when I was in grade school, my friend Agatha and I would come together some days, and walk along the street of 'The Rabbit Hutch' - that's what we called suburbs back in the day - and gaze at all the beautiful architecture. We got to hear so many stories from the soldiers who lived there after returning from the war. Ah, what a time it was to be alive. After the Cold War, I lost touch with Agatha, so I hope she's doing okay. Last I knew, she was looking for a place to live. Oh, Agatha would have loved this house."

Follow Faye while speaking out loud to anyone who will listen.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 11:16:50 am
"I will go with you, Faye. I want to see the anomaly."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Go with Faye. Also examine my metal scrap and think of anything useful I could build with it while trying to create basic small machines.

Just moving this along. Papaj hasn't posted but I'm sure he won't mind.

A kindly middle-aged lady, slightly dorky, tall, circular rimmed glasses and with a skinny frame answers the door. You see a cosy living area in front of a dining area behind her. The target seems to be seated at a dining table, eating pasta.

Faye rolls her charisma + Intuition for first impressions:

3d6>=4f1  = (4 3 3, 1 success) = 1  - Cordialness

"Hello, you look new in town. I'm miss Honey, the school headmistress. What can I do for you at this late hour?"



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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 03, 2017, 10:10:40 pm
Scream.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 03, 2017, 11:56:49 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 04:29:23 pm
"What crime did you commit again? You don't seem to belong here."

"Oh, it was all just a big misunderstanding. You see, it was a Tuesday evening and I had just finished serving dinner, when my husband Barney told me he had a bit of an upset stomach. So, I left the house and called a taxi. I would have driven myself, but the doctors won't let me have a driver's license anymore. They say my eyes just aren't up to it anymore. Anyway, I told the taxi driver to drop me off at the store so I could grab my hubby some apple cider vinegar. Mother always told me a little vinegar does a stomach good. However, it seems like the driver didn't understand what I said. I don't think he spoke very good English. The store was only 10 minutes from my house. I thought he was just taking the long route. But after sitting in that taxi for three hours, I finally realized-"

Quote
"Hello, you look new in town. I'm miss Honey, the school headmistress. What can I do for you at this late hour?"

Being fully engrossed in her story, Myrtle continued speaking, unaware that miss Honey had answered the door.
"-that he didn't know where he was going. I asked where we were, and he said that we were currently crossing the New Jersey border into Maryland. But you see, I lived in the suburbs of Atlantic City. We were nowhere near my house. Why, I was so mad, I gave that driver a piece of my mind. I demanded that he let me off at the nearest gas station, and after he did, I refused to pay him. I wasn't gonna let myself be scammed by this fraud. Well, he didn't take it very well and angrily called the police on me. Really, he did. Some people just can't accept responsibility for their mistakes. It was such a disappointment!"

Realizing that she was starting to ramble, Myrtle finally got to the point.
"Ah, sorry about that, lad. My story's already pretty long, so I'll just sum up what happened afterward. Basically, long story short, the police arrived at the scene and suddenly placed some handcuffs on me. When I asked why, they told me that my husband was found dead at my house. The neighbors claimed they saw me leave my house in a hurry and never come back. Then that rotten cab driver lied to the police, accusing me of trying to flee the state. I went to court soon after that and was wrongfully convicted of murder. Then those SCP punks grabbed me up and well...here I am."

Finally realizing that miss Honey was present, Myrtle turned toward her and smiled.
"Oh! Why hello there, dearie. How are you doing this fine evening?"

Be friendly.
Spoiler: Gigagiant (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 04, 2017, 01:13:52 am
Faye waits as Myrtle finishes rambling, a slight expression of patient longsuffering on her face. Hey, did we ever get the girl's name? Is it Matilda?

"I'm sorry, Miss Honey. Before we begin, Gramma Myrtle needs some water for her pills. Would you be so kind as to let her sit a moment? It's been such a long ride."

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 04, 2017, 05:03:36 am
Jeb just waits for the action to happen

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 04, 2017, 07:04:23 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on November 03, 2017, 10:10:40 pm
Scream.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 03, 2017, 11:56:49 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 03, 2017, 04:29:23 pm
"What crime did you commit again? You don't seem to belong here."

"Oh, it was all just a big misunderstanding. You see, it was a Tuesday evening and I had just finished serving dinner, when my husband Barney told me he had a bit of an upset stomach. So, I left the house and called a taxi. I would have driven myself, but the doctors won't let me have a driver's license anymore. They say my eyes just aren't up to it anymore. Anyway, I told the taxi driver to drop me off at the store so I could grab my hubby some apple cider vinegar. Mother always told me a little vinegar does a stomach good. However, it seems like the driver didn't understand what I said. I don't think he spoke very good English. The store was only 10 minutes from my house. I thought he was just taking the long route. But after sitting in that taxi for three hours, I finally realized-"

Quote
"Hello, you look new in town. I'm miss Honey, the school headmistress. What can I do for you at this late hour?"

Being fully engrossed in her story, Myrtle continued speaking, unaware that miss Honey had answered the door.
"-that he didn't know where he was going. I asked where we were, and he said that we were currently crossing the New Jersey border into Maryland. But you see, I lived in the suburbs of Atlantic City. We were nowhere near my house. Why, I was so mad, I gave that driver a piece of my mind. I demanded that he let me off at the nearest gas station, and after he did, I refused to pay him. I wasn't gonna let myself be scammed by this fraud. Well, he didn't take it very well and angrily called the police on me. Really, he did. Some people just can't accept responsibility for their mistakes. It was such a disappointment!"

Realizing that she was starting to ramble, Myrtle finally got to the point.
"Ah, sorry about that, lad. My story's already pretty long, so I'll just sum up what happened afterward. Basically, long story short, the police arrived at the scene and suddenly placed some handcuffs on me. When I asked why, they told me that my husband was found dead at my house. The neighbors claimed they saw me leave my house in a hurry and never come back. Then that rotten cab driver lied to the police, accusing me of trying to flee the state. I went to court soon after that and was wrongfully convicted of murder. Then those SCP punks grabbed me up and well...here I am."

Finally realizing that miss Honey was present, Myrtle turned toward her and smiled.
"Oh! Why hello there, dearie. How are you doing this fine evening?"

Be friendly.
Spoiler: Gigagiant (click to show/hide)


Quote from: Ozarck on November 04, 2017, 01:13:52 am
Faye waits as Myrtle finishes rambling, a slight expression of patient longsuffering on her face. Hey, did we ever get the girl's name? Is it Matilda?

"I'm sorry, Miss Honey. Before we begin, Gramma Myrtle needs some water for her pills. Would you be so kind as to let her sit a moment? It's been such a long ride."

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Quote from: PaPaj on November 04, 2017, 05:03:36 am
Jeb just waits for the action to happen

Spoiler: Jeb (click to show/hide)

I sense you all want to get to the action. Fine.

An old lady is casually rambling about her incarceration experience. A psychotic teenager is screaming from a nearby truck. And a female fatale is asking a kind middle aged lady to let her in her home.

Faye rolls Charisma + Intuition -1 for suspicious old lady -1 for entire gang of shifty looking class-D personnel at the door.

1d6>=4f1  = (3, 0 successes) = 0
d6  = (6) = 6

Miss Honey makes an intelligence + Intuition roll: 4d6>=4f1  = (2 4 3 6, 2 successes) = 2

Miss Honey is now convinced that you are all up to no good!

"I'm not afraid of you. Go away, or you will have found that you are picking on the wrong home! Is that a little girl in your truck? Sick bastards, I'm calling the sheriff!"
(The FBI is handling the sheriff for you at the moment.)

The target stops eating and walks towards the front door. The air feels thick with electricity. "Are they bad people, mother? Shall I teach them a lesson?"

"NO! They are just leaving. Aren't they?" Miss Honey calls to the little girl, with some worry in her voice.

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 04, 2017, 07:29:51 am
Faye addresses the girl

"Oh! Is this woman your mother, young lady? Have bad people been coming by to hurt you? They'll be back,I am sure. time and again. Perhaps while you sleep. I do hope nothing bad happens, if you stay here.

Well, bye then!"

Faye then turns and walks away, toward the van.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 04, 2017, 08:12:10 am
Ivan introduces his palm to his face

Stay alert for bad juju
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 04, 2017, 09:45:45 am
"The girl is in great danger. We have to take both of you to a safe place before other groups find out about the girl's powers. If she doesn't come with us, they will kidnap her and experiment on the nature of her powers. Both of you must come with us before it's too late. We are here to take the girl to a safe place and protect her from the other groups interested on weaponizing her powers. If she doesn't come with us, the mission will be considered a failure by our leaaders and they will exterminate every single one of us. Even the girl at the van and the old woman. We need that both of you come with us, please."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Use Intelligence to convince the woman to come with us?
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 04, 2017, 12:37:40 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 04, 2017, 09:45:45 am
Use Intelligence to convince

((You're gonna get stabbed again.))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 04, 2017, 12:49:58 pm
Quote
"I'm not afraid of you. Go away, or you will have found that you are picking on the wrong home! Is that a little girl in your truck? Sick bastards, I'm calling the sheriff!"

Shocked at this crass response, Myrtle furrowed her brow and raised her finger toward miss Honey (https://d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX7551178.jpg).

"Well, excuse me, how rude! We just came by for a visit, but you're treating us like thugs. You barely even gave us a chance to explain why we came by. Is this how you treat all your visitors? You know, back in my day, when people came to visit, we would show them some hospitality, not throw out accusations! We would treat them like welcome guests, not invaders! How is your daughter supposed to learn good manners if you're setting such a bad example? Why, in all my years..."

Continue lecturing miss Honey.

Spoiler: Gigagiant (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 04, 2017, 04:03:15 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 04, 2017, 09:45:45 am
"The girl is in great danger. We have to take both of you to a safe place before other groups find out about the girl's powers. If she doesn't come with us, they will kidnap her and experiment on the nature of her powers. Both of you must come with us before it's too late. We are here to take the girl to a safe place and protect her from the other groups interested on weaponizing her powers. If she doesn't come with us, the mission will be considered a failure by our leaaders and they will exterminate every single one of us. Even the girl at the van and the old woman. We need that both of you come with us, please."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Use Intelligence to convince the woman to come with us?
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Ivan surreptitiously jabs Jeb in the ribs with his elbow motioning him to shhh before he starts speaking.

“You’ve done enough today, amigo.”
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 04, 2017, 04:26:23 pm
"I don't think you understand that failure of this mission means extermination. We have to do everything that is possible for us to extract the target from this area and protect her. If you think talking and explaining the situation is not going to work, then go there and try taking the girl by force."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 04, 2017, 04:26:49 pm
((Aigre, remember to remove the knife from egan's inventory, as Faye now has it))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 04, 2017, 04:47:46 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 04, 2017, 04:26:23 pm
"I don't think you understand that failure of this mission means extermination. We have to do everything that is possible for us to extract the target from this area and protect her. If you think talking and explaining the situation is not going to work, then go there and try taking the girl by force."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Ivan jabs him again, speaking quietly

“We never met before today, but you are not good at words, cabron. You have already made enemies among the few people here. The niña in the truck tried to kill you. If we need some tipo to start shooting at us, feel free to talk, but right now you need to shut your mouth, okay?”
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 04, 2017, 11:21:24 pm
Quote from: Ozarck on November 04, 2017, 07:29:51 am
Faye addresses the girl

"Oh! Is this woman your mother, young lady? Have bad people been coming by to hurt you? They'll be back,I am sure. time and again. Perhaps while you sleep. I do hope nothing bad happens, if you stay here.

Well, bye then!"

Faye then turns and walks away, toward the van.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 04, 2017, 09:45:45 am
"The girl is in great danger. We have to take both of you to a safe place before other groups find out about the girl's powers. If she doesn't come with us, they will kidnap her and experiment on the nature of her powers. Both of you must come with us before it's too late. We are here to take the girl to a safe place and protect her from the other groups interested on weaponizing her powers. If she doesn't come with us, the mission will be considered a failure by our leaaders and they will exterminate every single one of us. Even the girl at the van and the old woman. We need that both of you come with us, please."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Use Intelligence to convince the woman to come with us?
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 04, 2017, 12:49:58 pm
Quote
"I'm not afraid of you. Go away, or you will have found that you are picking on the wrong home! Is that a little girl in your truck? Sick bastards, I'm calling the sheriff!"

Shocked at this crass response, Myrtle furrowed her brow and raised her finger toward miss Honey (https://d2gg9evh47fn9z.cloudfront.net/800px_COLOURBOX7551178.jpg).

"Well, excuse me, how rude! We just came by for a visit, but you're treating us like thugs. You barely even gave us a chance to explain why we came by. Is this how you treat all your visitors? You know, back in my day, when people came to visit, we would show them some hospitality, not throw out accusations! We would treat them like welcome guests, not invaders! How is your daughter supposed to learn good manners if you're setting such a bad example? Why, in all my years..."

Continue lecturing miss Honey.

Spoiler: Gigagiant (click to show/hide)

Quote from: hector13 on November 04, 2017, 04:47:46 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 04, 2017, 04:26:23 pm
"I don't think you understand that failure of this mission means extermination. We have to do everything that is possible for us to extract the target from this area and protect her. If you think talking and explaining the situation is not going to work, then go there and try taking the girl by force."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Ivan jabs him again, speaking quietly

“We never met before today, but you are not good at words, cabron. You have already made enemies among the few people here. The niña in the truck tried to kill you. If we need some tipo to start shooting at us, feel free to talk, but right now you need to shut your mouth, okay?”

A female Fatale turns her back on a schoolteacher after making vague threats towards her "daughter". Jay walker is intelligently talking about extermination as a driver for cooperation. And an old lady is still yammering about manners. Okies.

Jay rolls on his intelligence and intuition to delicately approach the subject of cooperation. Trying to keep his demeanor and body language as helpful as possible since the words he chose have already dug a grave for him.

3d6>=4f1  = (1 5 1, -1 success) = -1

He is a nervous wreck. He is genuinely afraid of the prospect of EXTERMINATION and communicates it clearly to miss honey and the girl.

Miss Honey fails an intelligence roll. So she still thinks you are crazy cons attempting a home invasion.

Matilda stands in front of Miss Honey protectively. "GO AWAY. YOU CAN"T TAKE ME. I"LL HURT YOU IF YOU MAKE ME!" She yells. A street light explodes dramatically. A collection of forks and knives start to float towards the door from the dining area.

Then Ivan attempts a melee attack on Jay Walker. He rolls Strength + Melee-1 for precision attack, against Jay Walker's Strength + Melee

Ivan: 1d6>=4f1  = (4, 1 successes) = 1
Jay: 2d6>=4f1  = (3 6, 1 success) = 1

Jay blocks Ivan's attack and chatters on and on about HOW THEIR MASTERS WILL EXTERMINATE THEM IF THEY DONT TAKE THE GIRL INTO CUSTODY. Miss Honey and the girl hears all of it, of course.

Meanwhile, Albert Polsk jumps out of an overhead C-130 Super Hercules and parachutes towards the house.

Next turn will be in about 48 hours so everyone gets to post.

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 04, 2017, 11:37:00 pm
Realize I don't have a knife. Panic.

"WHO TOOK IT?! WHO?!"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 05, 2017, 12:09:30 am
Land locate nearest sign of team. Look for near by civies too. If signs of teamates found  follow, otherwise look about to get a good idea of the location.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 05, 2017, 03:10:51 am
Faye takes a casual walk around the neighborhood, enjoying the sounds of the team falling apart behind her.

"Should have come while the girl was asleep. Now, the old lady will be a 'problem.' She says, out of hearing of the old lady, the girl, or any other locals.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 05, 2017, 07:20:20 am
"I feel like no one here is really trying to help with this problem. We should call the FBI or the Foundation for support. This is getting out of control."
Return to the van and get in for protection. Try to call the FBI or the Foundation with my android smartphone.
"That lady over there has your knife, girl. Try to not start trouble until everything calms down."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 05, 2017, 08:11:04 am
Jeb stays close to others in hopes of not getting killed

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 05, 2017, 11:53:15 am
Seeing the little girl's burst of rage and the kitchen utensils threateningly floating toward her, Myrtle stops talking and turns around to leave, shaking her head disapprovingly as she does. She begins mumbling under her breath in frustration as she slowly hobbles away back toward the van.
"I'm too old for this. I don't need this kind of stress. Both of you are just hopelessly out of control. Goodbye."

Return to the van and rest for a bit. If Rosen is still yelling, then tell her to calm down and use her indoor voice. If she doesn't stop, remove my hearing aid until she does.

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 05, 2017, 01:05:14 pm


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"Rosen, Please, calm down. You've just died. Try not to go back so soon. If you want I'll help you steal a knife from this house, but till then hold still and let me make sure your fine"

Check over Rosen. Make sure she's stable. Then

Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 05, 2017, 01:09:20 pm
Ivan shrugs

Follow the others, keeping an eye on Matilda and Miss Honey
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 06, 2017, 02:07:20 am
Quote from: Egan_BW on November 04, 2017, 11:37:00 pm
Realize I don't have a knife. Panic.

"WHO TOOK IT?! WHO?!"

You flail about with impotent rage.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 05, 2017, 07:20:20 am
"I feel like no one here is really trying to help with this problem. We should call the FBI or the Foundation for support. This is getting out of control."
Return to the van and get in for protection. Try to call the FBI or the Foundation with my android smartphone.
"That lady over there has your knife, girl. Try to not start trouble until everything calms down."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 05, 2017, 11:53:15 am
Seeing the little girl's burst of rage and the kitchen utensils threateningly floating toward her, Myrtle stops talking and turns around to leave, shaking her head disapprovingly as she does. She begins mumbling under her breath in frustration as she slowly hobbles away back toward the van.
"I'm too old for this. I don't need this kind of stress. Both of you are just hopelessly out of control. Goodbye."

Return to the van and rest for a bit. If Rosen is still yelling, then tell her to calm down and use her indoor voice. If she doesn't stop, remove my hearing aid until she does.

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Quote from: LordPorkins on November 05, 2017, 01:05:14 pm


Spoiler: LordPorkins (click to show/hide)

"Rosen, Please, calm down. You've just died. Try not to go back so soon. If you want I'll help you steal a knife from this house, but till then hold still and let me make sure your fine"

Check over Rosen. Make sure she's stable. Then



Quote from: hector13 on November 05, 2017, 01:09:20 pm
Ivan shrugs

Follow the others, keeping an eye on Matilda and Miss Honey

The team makes a hasty retreat to the van. A wall of cutlery hovers menacingly in front of the little girl. "Tell your masters I'm not afraid of them. If they harm anyone in this town, I will stop them!" She's shaping up to be a superhero already. Isn't that lovely?

Miss Honey gasps and mutters something about not meaning to hurt anybody.

Quote from: Ozarck on November 05, 2017, 03:10:51 am
Faye takes a casual walk around the neighborhood, enjoying the sounds of the team falling apart behind her.

"Should have come while the girl was asleep. Now, the old lady will be a 'problem.' She says, out of hearing of the old lady, the girl, or any other locals.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

You walk down the street. The houses are plain ordinary suburban cottages much like Miss Honey's. Inside, people are having their evening meals and preparing for bed.

Quote from: spazyak on November 05, 2017, 12:09:30 am
Land locate nearest sign of team. Look for near by civies too. If signs of teamates found  follow, otherwise look about to get a good idea of the location.
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As if guided by a homing beacon, your parachute takes you right to the roof of the van! You land with a very loud thud.
Rolling Dex+Endurance to see if you break anything: 3d6>=4f1  = (2 6 3, 1 success) = 1
You tumble about and hit the turmac. Everything hurts and you are badly bruised from the shock of the landing. But there's no permanent damage.

Quote
"I feel like no one here is really trying to help with this problem. We should call the FBI or the Foundation for support. This is getting out of control."
Return to the van and get in for protection. Try to call the FBI or the Foundation with my android smartphone.

Then Jay walker, huddled up in the truck, tries to call the boss. He rolls Auxilliary + Intelligence to operate his phone.
4d6>=4f1  = (3 5 5 1, 1 success) = 1

He gets through, but the call is unencrypted. The friendly FBI is almost certainly listening in, along with any script kiddy with an active listener.

"Do you have results yet?" Is the first thing the voice on the other end asks.



Anyway, you have made contact with the subject's telekinetic powers! She is currently threatening you with sharp floating silverware! Most of the team have retreated to the truck or are taking casual walks away from the AO.

You could hole up for the night and you'll get some xp awarded for surviving the day, the mission would continue at dawn, or whenever you set out again. (If you try sneaking into Miss Honey's home, it is likely that both of the occupants aren't going to get much sleep after this encounter.)


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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 06, 2017, 06:14:09 am
"We need support, the girl is hostile. We tried to talk and it's now using her telekinetic powers to control sharp silverware. I would like to request that more people is sent to this location or that non-lethal weapons are sent here for capturing the anomaly. Maybe send more D personnel or maybe someone from the FBI who can actually fight, unlike us."
We need weapons or more people, hope they send something.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 06, 2017, 06:40:14 am
((hey if I just shoot the girl does it count as a mission sucess?))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 06, 2017, 07:19:17 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 06, 2017, 06:14:09 am
"We need support, the girl is hostile. We tried to talk and it's now using her telekinetic powers to control sharp silverware. I would like to request that more people is sent to this location or that non-lethal weapons are sent here for capturing the anomaly. Maybe send more D personnel or maybe someone from the FBI who can actually fight, unlike us."
We need weapons or more people, hope they send something.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

A voice bellows from the other end.

"WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU TROOPER!? YOU WANT MORE!? WHEN I WAS IN THE TASK FORCES ALL WE GOT WERE STICKS AND ROCKS. TWO STICKS AND A ROCK FOR A WHOLE PLATOON! AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK!" YOU ARE A WEAPON. AND IT"S TIME YOU STARTED ACTING LIKE ONE!

Jay tries to sweet talk the Provost anyway, rolling Charisma + Intuition
2d6>=4f1  = (1 5, 0 successes) = 0
But all that comes out are a few meek squeaks.

Quote from: spazyak on November 06, 2017, 06:40:14 am
((hey if I just shoot the girl does it count as a mission sucess?))


Command wants the asset taken in ALIVE and UNSPOILED
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 06, 2017, 07:38:46 am
Bang on the truck
"Hey, guys, open up."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 06, 2017, 09:37:06 am
"I have some ideas, but all of them would end with at least one of us dead. Anyone else has a plan? Maybe if psycho girl tried talking to the anomaly or someone went there alone and used the tazer guns before being stabbed to death? "
Try examining my scrap metal. Become inspired to create something useful with it?
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 06, 2017, 09:39:38 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 06, 2017, 09:37:06 am
"I have some ideas, but all of them would end with at least one of us dead. Anyone else has a plan? Maybe if psycho girl tried talking to the anomaly or someone went there alone and used the tazer guns before being stabbed to death? "
Try examining my scrap metal. Become inspired to create something useful with it?
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

There's all kinds of things you could do with scrap metal...

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/98/c0/5998c0187961c85c98709068ce5fd571--junk-art-metal-crafts.jpg)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 06, 2017, 10:16:58 am
Wait, don't make that. Instead just construct some basic armor for protection.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 06, 2017, 10:21:47 am
Without listening to anyone else, Rosen stumbles from the truck. Seeing the girl's shield of metal, she meekly stumbles to the doorstep.
"Can I have... one of your knives... please? I'm sorry... The others are all assholes... I just want to help... but I need a knife... I get so nervous without one..."

Try to convince Matilda to give me one of her knives.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 06, 2017, 10:23:50 am
Reggie assumes Rosen is fine, and walks over to the little girl

"Hey, listen, I'm as much of a fan of the big guys as you are. Would you be willing to at least have a little chat? It doesn't even have to end with you deciding on anything, just so you can understand what our motives are. If you want, it can just be me and you. And your parents. And whoever you want. The point is that I just want to talk so neither party starts shooting people or stabbing them with floating knives."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Egan_BW on November 06, 2017, 10:30:46 am
"Go away! You're not part of our conversation."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 06, 2017, 12:26:24 pm
Are there any coffee shops or hometown diners within sight of Miss Honey's place? If so, Faye will go there and sit near a window and order a glass of water. If pressured to buy something, she'll explain that she is on a date, and is waiting for her beau to arrive before ordering. (unles she has any pocket cash, in which case she'll order what is within her means - nothing too fattening though.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 06, 2017, 12:33:11 pm
"Girl, I just saved your life. Show a little gratitude. Also, I dont wanna be part of your conversation. I want my own."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 06, 2017, 01:07:26 pm
Bored and out of ideas, Myrtle took out her smartphone. Though she was unfamiliar with most of its features, she at least knew how to operate the camera. Wouldn't have been able to record videos of her grand-kids or her cat Ginger otherwise. She aimed her camera toward miss Honey's house. Despite the unpleasant conversation with the owner, Myrtle still thought miss Honey's house was appealingly quaint. Just looking at it made her feel all warm and fuzzy inside. She didn't want to forget it. Having a few photos would help her remember one of the few positive experiences of this little adventure.

Without leaving the van, take photos of miss Honey's house. Then record a video of whatever transpires between Rosen, Reggie, miss Honey, and Matilda.

Spoiler: Gigagiant (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 06, 2017, 02:29:38 pm
Ivan hangs about within view of the House, keeping an eye on Matilda and Miss Honey. Who’s spin so while doing so, phone the Foundation and ask for some more information on Miss Honey, specifically regarding her past prior to meeting Matilda, and how she has used Matilda since.

((I just realized: are you stealing names from Roald Dahl books? :p))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 06, 2017, 03:22:53 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 06, 2017, 02:29:38 pm
((I just realized: are you stealing names from Roald Dahl books? :p))

((He is. Maltilda even has the same powers as the book/movie Maltilda :P)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 07, 2017, 07:40:45 pm
(When is the next turn?)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 07, 2017, 08:15:27 pm
(when they get an opportunity and the inclination to do it :P)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 08, 2017, 08:24:21 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 06, 2017, 10:16:58 am
Wait, don't make that. Instead just construct some basic armor for protection.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

You roll !science! + Intelligence to attempt to craft armor from the scrap metal:
3d6>=4f1  = (2 5 1, 0 successes) = 0
d6  = (2) = 2

You cut yourself while attempting to work the scrap metal. In fact, your right thumb is now detached from your hand and you are bleeding profusely!

Quote from: Egan_BW on November 06, 2017, 10:21:47 am
Without listening to anyone else, Rosen stumbles from the truck. Seeing the girl's shield of metal, she meekly stumbles to the doorstep.
"Can I have... one of your knives... please? I'm sorry... The others are all assholes... I just want to help... but I need a knife... I get so nervous without one..."

Try to convince Matilda to give me one of her knives.

You roll charisma + intuition vs the girl's charisma + intuition:
(6 5 1, 1 success) = 1
4d6>=4f1  = (2 4 5 5, 3 successes) = 3

The girl has no sympathy for you. She correctly intuits that you're convict scum like the rest of them, and are probably unstable.

"No! Stay back! Don't come any closer!"

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 06, 2017, 10:23:50 am
Reggie assumes Rosen is fine, and walks over to the little girl

"Hey, listen, I'm as much of a fan of the big guys as you are. Would you be willing to at least have a little chat? It doesn't even have to end with you deciding on anything, just so you can understand what our motives are. If you want, it can just be me and you. And your parents. And whoever you want. The point is that I just want to talk so neither party starts shooting people or stabbing them with floating knives."

The little girl points to the giant SCP logo on the truck. "You're trying to take me away aren't you? You can't trick me!"

Quote from: Ozarck on November 06, 2017, 12:26:24 pm
Are there any coffee shops or hometown diners within sight of Miss Honey's place? If so, Faye will go there and sit near a window and order a glass of water. If pressured to buy something, she'll explain that she is on a date, and is waiting for her beau to arrive before ordering. (unles she has any pocket cash, in which case she'll order what is within her means - nothing too fattening though.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

You find the only diner in the quaint little village. It is just after dinner time and people are starting to leave. A few night owls are having drinks by a counter. They stare at Faye's curvaceous figure as she enters. Faye quietly orders a glass of water... but a young man with a moehawk siddles over and offers to buy her a beer. His eyes are not so subtly wandering to her chest.

Quote from: hector13 on November 06, 2017, 02:29:38 pm
Ivan hangs about within view of the House, keeping an eye on Matilda and Miss Honey. Who’s spin so while doing so, phone the Foundation and ask for some more information on Miss Honey, specifically regarding her past prior to meeting Matilda, and how she has used Matilda since.

((I just realized: are you stealing names from Roald Dahl books? :p))

Matilda Wormwood is the daughter of a Harry and Zinnia Wormwood. Both parents are currently wanted and at large for Grand Theft Auto. Before they fled town,  they left Matilda in the guardianship of the elementary schoolteacher Miss Honey. The adoption papers were apparently preemptively prepared by Matilda herself beforehand.

Miss Jennifer Honey was raised by an abusive aunt from the age of nine after losing her parents to murder by said abusive aunt. Miss Honey recently replaced her aunt, Miss Agatha Trunchbull, as headmistress of Crunchem Hall Elementary after Matilda aided her in exposing her aunt's role in the murder of her parents and the theft of their estate.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 06, 2017, 01:07:26 pm
Bored and out of ideas, Myrtle took out her smartphone. Though she was unfamiliar with most of its features, she at least knew how to operate the camera. Wouldn't have been able to record videos of her grand-kids or her cat Ginger otherwise. She aimed her camera toward miss Honey's house. Despite the unpleasant conversation with the owner, Myrtle still thought miss Honey's house was appealingly quaint. Just looking at it made her feel all warm and fuzzy inside. She didn't want to forget it. Having a few photos would help her remember one of the few positive experiences of this little adventure.

Without leaving the van, take photos of miss Honey's house. Then record a video of whatever transpires between Rosen, Reggie, miss Honey, and Matilda.

Spoiler: Gigagiant (click to show/hide)

You start filming using the free camera in your phone. There are floating knives in between Matilda and Reginald & Rosen!

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 08, 2017, 08:25:00 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 07, 2017, 07:40:45 pm
(When is the next turn?)

Quote from: hector13 on November 07, 2017, 08:15:27 pm
(when they get an opportunity and the inclination to do it :P)

(I need like 48 hours on some weekdays because some of my weekdays are superlong.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 08, 2017, 08:31:01 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 06, 2017, 07:38:46 am
Bang on the truck
"Hey, guys, open up."
(Missed me, unless I am being an idiot or something...which is always a good possibility)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 08, 2017, 08:35:16 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 08, 2017, 08:31:01 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 06, 2017, 07:38:46 am
Bang on the truck
"Hey, guys, open up."
(Missed me, unless I am being an idiot or something...which is always a good possibility)

Rolling Strength + Melee:
2d6>=4f1  = (2 3, 0 successes) = 0

Your feeble knocking hardly makes an impression on the mighty truck. But I suppose its occupants can hear you.

Rolling Intelligence + Intuition:
2d6>=4f1  = (4 6, 2 successes) = 2

After poking about for a while, you finally find the door handle to the cargo-cabin and discover that it is unlocked! You let yourself inside.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 08, 2017, 08:44:17 am
Accept the beer. Chat the young man up, inquiring about his life: tattoos, sports, favorite bands, family, the usual. Keep watching the events at Miss Honey's house. Make sure to never let the young man near my drink. If he so much as touches it, simply stop drinking immediately. Also, never take more than a very small sip.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 08, 2017, 09:55:48 am
((Aigre, why does this remind me of a certain old movie?))
Help the fool who cut their thumb off.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 08, 2017, 10:01:14 am
"I have just cut my thumb. I need someone to lend me their medical supplies to attemp to stop the bleeding and avoid infection from rust metal."
Ask for medical supplies and attemp to fix my thumb or at least stop the bleeding. If no one shares, rip some cloth from my clothes and make makeshift bandages.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 08, 2017, 10:43:43 am
"Nope! Swear to God. We only wanted to take you in if you didnt have control over your powers. Which, considering the house is still standing, seems pretty safe. Really, we just want to talk. Or at least I do. And i guarantee if you have a chat with me, then Ill be helping you with dealing with them."
Reggie jerks his thumb towards the van as well

"Also, Rosen, please calm down. Ill get you a knife from this young lady if things work out. You advancing towards her is making that likelyhood increasingly small."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 08, 2017, 02:09:26 pm
((We appear to be splitting the party into all the individuals in the party :o))

Ivan will visit a local bar, see if he can pick up any information on Miss Honey, Matilda, and Matilda’s parents from the local barkeep/rumor mill, after ordering a non-alcoholic drink.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 08, 2017, 03:13:19 pm
I am about to take a tazer from someone and rush her, shoot her with the pepper balls and taze her if this gets nowhere...
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 08, 2017, 03:17:01 pm
Tazers count as lethal weapons here. You might kill her with it like it almost killed Rosen. I was thinking we all atgack at the same time and attack using fists until she is knocked down unconscious and restrain her with the handcuffs, rope and duck tape.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 09, 2017, 12:39:55 am
(Tazers are only lethal on stacking critfails, just like real tazers. Accidents happen when you send high voltage currents through someone's body with hostile intent.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 09, 2017, 08:27:24 am
I'd suggest not letting the girl see you coming. She'll stop any attack with ease, and then it's daggerfall to you.

Faye did have a plan, but it was interrrupted when she was accompanied by the senile and the delusional.

She had another plan that was interrupted by the psychotic.

She still has a couple plans, but for now, she's more interested in deciding whether this ~boy~ lives or dies.

And quite frankly, things are going just fine, far as Faye is concerned.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 09, 2017, 09:00:58 am
(Who is the delusional? Jay just said the truth in a very blunt way.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 09, 2017, 09:36:52 am
Quote from: Ozarck on November 09, 2017, 08:27:24 am
She still has a couple plans, but for now, she's more interested in deciding whether this ~boy~ lives or dies.

(Wait, who are you deciding the fate of?)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 09, 2017, 09:57:17 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 09, 2017, 09:00:58 am
(Who is the delusional? Jay just said the truth in a very blunt way.)
;)

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 09, 2017, 09:36:52 am
Quote from: Ozarck on November 09, 2017, 08:27:24 am
She still has a couple plans, but for now, she's more interested in deciding whether this ~boy~ lives or dies.

(Wait, who are you deciding the fate of?)
;)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 09, 2017, 10:29:52 am
Continue recording Matilda. If Jay keeps pestering us about his thumb, then hand him my medical pouch so that he'll stop distracting me.

(been busy lately, but didn't want to hold up the next turn, so here's a quick action.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 09, 2017, 12:18:23 pm
Jeb waits by the van
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 09, 2017, 12:29:27 pm
(Is everyone in the van just ignoring the fact I just cut my thumb off? Or it's just that on one wants to help? I'm not asking for help, I just want to see if anyone noticed that my thumb is gone.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 09, 2017, 01:00:45 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 09, 2017, 12:29:27 pm
(Is everyone in the van just ignoring the fact I just cut my thumb off? Or it's just that on one wants to help? I'm not askih for help, I just want to see if anyone noticed that my thumb is gone.)
(Oh, forgot about that. I tweaked my action accordingly)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 09, 2017, 01:17:52 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 09, 2017, 12:29:27 pm
(Is everyone in the van just ignoring the fact I just cut my thumb off? Or it's just that on one wants to help? I'm not askih for help, I just want to see if anyone noticed that my thumb is gone.)

Spoiler: Not My Problem (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 10, 2017, 09:30:07 am
Quote from: Ozarck on November 08, 2017, 08:44:17 am
Accept the beer. Chat the young man up, inquiring about his life: tattoos, sports, favorite bands, family, the usual. Keep watching the events at Miss Honey's house. Make sure to never let the young man near my drink. If he so much as touches it, simply stop drinking immediately. Also, never take more than a very small sip.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

He's a biker! He says he stops by this little village every other month to supply the locals with meth and cocaine. He asks if you want a shot or two...

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 08, 2017, 10:01:14 am
"I have just cut my thumb. I need someone to lend me their medical supplies to attemp to stop the bleeding and avoid infection from rust metal."
Ask for medical supplies and attemp to fix my thumb or at least stop the bleeding. If no one shares, rip some cloth from my clothes and make makeshift bandages.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Quote from: spazyak on November 08, 2017, 09:55:48 am
((Aigre, why does this remind me of a certain old movie?))
Help the fool who cut their thumb off.

Albert rolls Intelligence + !Science! to figure out how best to stop the bleeding.
2d6>=4f1  = (1 4, 0 successes) = 0
He slaps on a bandage, but blood is still gushing out of the hand!

Then he decides what to do with the finger, rolling intelligence + !Science!
2d6>=4f1  = (5 4, 2 successes) = 2
He takes the finger and chucks it in the freezer of the truck's minifridge

Quote from: hector13 on November 08, 2017, 02:09:26 pm
((We appear to be splitting the party into all the individuals in the party :o))

Ivan will visit a local bar, see if he can pick up any information on Miss Honey, Matilda, and Matilda’s parents from the local barkeep/rumor mill, after ordering a non-alcoholic drink.

There's only one eatery in the village, and that's the diner where Faye wandered off to. He rolls on Charisma + Intuition to chat up the locals for useful information.

3d6>=4f1  = (5 6 2, 2 successes) = 2

Matilda and Miss Honey are pleasant and well liked. People see it as for the better that Matilda's parents fled town, leaving Matilda to be adopted by Miss Honey. There are some rumours of her powers, but no one is worried because "she is a good girl".

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 08, 2017, 10:43:43 am
"Nope! Swear to God. We only wanted to take you in if you didnt have control over your powers. Which, considering the house is still standing, seems pretty safe. Really, we just want to talk. Or at least I do. And i guarantee if you have a chat with me, then Ill be helping you with dealing with them."
Reggie jerks his thumb towards the van as well

"Also, Rosen, please calm down. Ill get you a knife from this young lady if things work out. You advancing towards her is making that likelyhood increasingly small."

Cha + Intuition vs Intelligence + Intuition
2d6>=4f1  = (3 4, 1 success) = 1
4d6>=4f1  = (6 4 3 4, 3 successes) = 3

Well she's a "good girl" but not a stupid one. Reginald finds himself staring down the point of a sharp carving knife hovering centimeters from his forehead.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 09, 2017, 10:29:52 am
Continue recording Matilda. If Jay keeps pestering us about his thumb, then hand him my medical pouch so that he'll stop distracting me.

(been busy lately, but didn't want to hold up the next turn, so here's a quick action.)

Myrtle catches it all on camera. Matilda is frowning in concentration and she moves one of the knives in line with Reginald's face.

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 10, 2017, 09:39:00 am
((Did you not roll for Jay's intelligence? I just asked for the bandages, not for someone else do the healing.))
Undo poor bandaging. Try to stop the bleeding again with these bandages. Use duck tape to keep them attached.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 10, 2017, 10:07:50 am
"Oh my, no. I make it a point never to use. Gets in the way of business. However, I may be able to provide you with some good stuff to distribute. Possibly even some rare stuffthat you might not find elsewhere. No promises on that front though. For now, give me your contact number, and I'll see what my chemist can do for you. Interested?"

Faye negotiates. This will totally not come back to bite her in the ass on this mission :P Afterward, Faye excuses herself and returns to the van.

"We should burn down a couple houses here, and blame the girl. turn opinion against her and make her fear that she is losing control, maybe while she sleeps." Faye tells whoever in the team is in the van this, as long as no outsiders hear and she is not being recorded.

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 10, 2017, 10:37:22 am
((Wait, I aint lying to her, or selling her some false info. Reggie thinks he's telling the truth, and doesnt currently have anything bad for her planned. Im legit planning on talking with her.))

"Seriously, I legitimate want to talk. You can have just me talking if you want."

Reggie slowly takes out the tazer, shows it to the girl, then chucks it back towards the truck

"Now im unarmed. Are we cool now?"

Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 10, 2017, 11:13:11 am
"I think that could go horribly and either end with a dead anomaly or a bunch of dead civilians. But it might work. I will try to help if I don't die from tetanus, bleeding or malpractice."
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 10, 2017, 11:16:12 am
Welp I helped, go trY to grab a tazer if ones available and wrench the door off the back of the van. If the door comes off work to strip it down to the basic frame,
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 10, 2017, 02:04:08 pm
Ivan shrugs, and heads back to the van. He notices what's happening between Matilda and Reggie, and that Myrtle is filming it. Lightbulb moment.

He engages Myrtle, quietly:

"Uh... excuse me, señora, do you have much footage of the niña threatening our friend? I think the local people know she has some power, but they think she is a good one. Maybe they would like to know she is a little more peligroso than they believe?

Maybe they will come with us if we make it too difficult for them to stay..."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 10, 2017, 02:21:45 pm
"They're scared, like a bunch of fucking cowards. I'd say go ahead. Ought to do something, be ready though."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 10, 2017, 08:31:02 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 10, 2017, 09:39:00 am
((Did you not roll for Jay's intelligence? I just asked for the bandages, not for someone else do the healing.))
Undo poor bandaging. Try to stop the bleeding again with these bandages. Use duck tape to keep them attached.
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((It is known that intelligence rarely stacks!))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 10, 2017, 08:59:34 pm
((You rolled Albert 1 intelligence instead of Jay 2 intelligence. I was the one doing the fixing while he was just lending me the bandages as I asked.))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 10, 2017, 11:42:49 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 10, 2017, 09:39:00 am
((Did you not roll for Jay's intelligence? I just asked for the bandages, not for someone else do the healing.))
Undo poor bandaging. Try to stop the bleeding again with these bandages. Use duck tape to keep them attached.
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Jay brushes Albert aside and tries to apply the first aid with more intelligence!

3d6>=4f1  = (5 5 4, 3 successes) = 3

And is absolutely perfect.

He immobilizes his hand with a splint, applies a sterile compressive dressing on his finger. Then he wraps his poor severed finger in a plastic bag before putting it back in the freezer!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 10, 2017, 11:59:50 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 10, 2017, 02:04:08 pm
Ivan shrugs, and heads back to the van. He notices what's happening between Matilda and Reggie, and that Myrtle is filming it. Lightbulb moment.

He engages Myrtle, quietly:

"Uh... excuse me, señora, do you have much footage of the niña threatening our friend? I think the local people know she has some power, but they think she is a good one. Maybe they would like to know she is a little more peligroso than they believe?

Maybe they will come with us if we make it too difficult for them to stay..."

Barely able to hear Ivan's whispering, Myrtle tries adjusting her hearing aid, but to no avail. Her frail fingers and poor coordination causes the hearing aid to undergo a feedback loop, filling her ears with a screechy whistling noise. Frustrated, Myrtle grumbles to herself while removing her hearing aids for inspection. She passes her phone to Ivan.

"Ugh, sorry lad, but I'm having a little trouble hearing you at the moment. Can you do me a favor and keep recording for me? I'm trying to get some good footage to show to Child Protective Services. They need to see how badly this girl is being parented. I'd keep it up myself, but my hearing aids are acting up again, so I'll need a moment."

Give Ivan my phone. Allow him to do whatever he wants with it. Mess with my hearing aids.

(I'm glad someone caught on to what I was sort of trying to do. I don't think Myrtle would handle blackmail that well.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 11, 2017, 07:35:55 am
Ivan will continue recording
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 11, 2017, 09:43:08 am
Since calling the Foundation failed, try calling the FBI and inform them about the agressive psychic girl that needs restraining. If that fails, just call the police.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 11, 2017, 10:22:16 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 11, 2017, 09:43:08 am
Since calling the Foundation failed, try calling the FBI and inform them about the agressive psychic girl that needs restraining. If that fails, just call the police.
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The FBI will say that's your job, and the local police are currently being restrained by the FBI to keep out of your way.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 11, 2017, 11:42:26 am
I can't do anything useful right now and I have run out of plans, so I will rest until an opportunity presents itself for me to be able to act or help in an efective way. Sleep and dream about machines and clockwork for now. Maybe I will get inspiration for something to make using my scrap metal.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 11, 2017, 01:27:47 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 11, 2017, 07:35:55 am
Ivan will continue recording

Ivan will actually call Reggie, assuming Reggie has a phone:

“Get the niña to do something unpleasant. We need footage to scare the locals into making her leave.”
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 11, 2017, 10:48:20 pm
Quote from: Ozarck on November 10, 2017, 10:07:50 am
"Oh my, no. I make it a point never to use. Gets in the way of business. However, I may be able to provide you with some good stuff to distribute. Possibly even some rare stuffthat you might not find elsewhere. No promises on that front though. For now, give me your contact number, and I'll see what my chemist can do for you. Interested?"

Faye negotiates. This will totally not come back to bite her in the ass on this mission :P Afterward, Faye excuses herself and returns to the van.

"We should burn down a couple houses here, and blame the girl. turn opinion against her and make her fear that she is losing control, maybe while she sleeps." Faye tells whoever in the team is in the van this, as long as no outsiders hear and she is not being recorded.

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Charisma + !Science! roll:
4d6>=4f1  = (6 2 6 5, 3 successes) = 3
Faye gets the Biker's contact as a potential BUYER of illicit substances.

Intelligence + Intuition roll:
2d6>=4f1  = (1 3, -1 success) = -1
Faye speaks her plan out loud while Myrtle and Ivan record, no one notices, but the statement of intention to frame the girl makes it into the recording.

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 10, 2017, 10:37:22 am
((Wait, I aint lying to her, or selling her some false info. Reggie thinks he's telling the truth, and doesnt currently have anything bad for her planned. Im legit planning on talking with her.))

"Seriously, I legitimate want to talk. You can have just me talking if you want."

Reggie slowly takes out the tazer, shows it to the girl, then chucks it back towards the truck

"Now im unarmed. Are we cool now?"



Reggie reaches into his pockets to take out the pistol shaped object. Matilda panics. The knife is pushed forward telekinetically and slices Reggie in the right eye! The part bursts open in a fountain of fluids, but fortunately, there is not (much) brain damage done and the skull is intact.

Reggie rolls on endurance:
1d6>=4f1  = (3, 0 successes) = 0
He falls to the ground in shock, clutching his eye, barely holding on to consciousness.

Quote from: spazyak on November 10, 2017, 11:16:12 am
Welp I helped, go trY to grab a tazer if ones available and wrench the door off the back of the van. If the door comes off work to strip it down to the basic frame,

Albert already has a tazer

Albert rolls on Strength and Auxiliary to try to take the door off
2d6>=4f1  = (3 3, 0 successes) = 0
But he strains his puny arms and pulls a muscle.

He tries mustering what brain cells he has instead to find a solution, rolling Intelligence and Auxiliary
2d6>=4f1  = (5 6, 2 successes) = 2
He grabs a big solid trashcan lid with an comfortably ergonomic handle to use as a shield.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 10, 2017, 11:59:50 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 10, 2017, 02:04:08 pm
Ivan shrugs, and heads back to the van. He notices what's happening between Matilda and Reggie, and that Myrtle is filming it. Lightbulb moment.

He engages Myrtle, quietly:

"Uh... excuse me, señora, do you have much footage of the niña threatening our friend? I think the local people know she has some power, but they think she is a good one. Maybe they would like to know she is a little more peligroso than they believe?

Maybe they will come with us if we make it too difficult for them to stay..."

Barely able to hear Ivan's whispering, Myrtle tries adjusting her hearing aid, but to no avail. Her frail fingers and poor coordination causes the hearing aid to undergo a feedback loop, filling her ears with a screechy whistling noise. Frustrated, Myrtle grumbles to herself while removing her hearing aids for inspection. She passes her phone to Ivan.

"Ugh, sorry lad, but I'm having a little trouble hearing you at the moment. Can you do me a favor and keep recording for me? I'm trying to get some good footage to show to Child Protective Services. They need to see how badly this girl is being parented. I'd keep it up myself, but my hearing aids are acting up again, so I'll need a moment."

Give Ivan my phone. Allow him to do whatever he wants with it. Mess with my hearing aids.

(I'm glad someone caught on to what I was sort of trying to do. I don't think Myrtle would handle blackmail that well.)

Quote from: hector13 on November 11, 2017, 07:35:55 am
Ivan will continue recording

Ivan records the knife flying into Reginald's eye! Faye casually singing about framing the girl also makes it on tape.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 11, 2017, 11:42:26 am
I can't do anything useful right now and I have run out of plans, so I will rest until an opportunity presents itself for me to be able to act or help in an efective way. Sleep and dream about machines and clockwork for now. Maybe I will get inspiration for something to make using my scrap metal.
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You roll willpower:
1d6>=4f1  = (4, 1 success) = 1
And promptly pass out in the truck, just as you intended.

While in a deep trance, you draw into the recesses of your subconscious for inspiration.
Rolling Intelligence + Auxiliary:
4d6>=4f1  = (6 4 2 5, 3 successes) = 3

Scrap is love, scrap is life. Scrap also works well with tools and building blocks. With nails and screws you can build all kinds of shapes. Do you need an instant scrap metal bridge to cross barbed wire? Scrap or wood could be the answer! Scrap can fortify anything and create all kinds of barricades! If you add circuitry and gears to scrap, you could build the meanest and the greenest death cans! You would still have to power them with a motor or battery though. Unfortunately, mere scrap can't build motors, you need precision machine tools for that, or you could salvage one.





Meanwhile, Miss Honey starts screaming. Matilda herself is slightly shaken that she just knifed a man.


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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 11, 2017, 10:54:37 pm
Barge into the house and hold the trash can high, try to taze the girl
"Oh hell, seems crap just hit the fan. Coming in!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 12, 2017, 01:34:48 am
((You're all outside on the porch))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 12, 2017, 07:00:22 am
Attemp to wake up and drive towards the closest hardware store to buy tools and specific parts to work my scrap metal(cogs, screws, cranks, etc). If I fail to wake up, keep dreaming of clockwork.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 12, 2017, 07:49:47 am
If spaz manages to taze the girl, use the Thiopental to sedate her, then load her in the van and head home, with or without Miss Honey, whom Faye will invite along. Once the girl is sedate and in the van, Faye will load the Tetrodotoxin into the syringe and be ready, in case the girl goes nuts.

If spaz does not manage to taze the girl, Faye will take cover - preferably behind a house or something.

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 12, 2017, 07:54:13 am
If spaz doesn't manage to taze the girl shoot her with the riot gun, but even if he does shoot her just for good measure

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 12, 2017, 10:17:26 am
(This is going to go poorly)

Ivan takes the footage to the diner, playing the most damning parts of Matilda on silent to the locals. Say a friend sent it to you.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 12, 2017, 04:30:47 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 12, 2017, 10:17:26 am
(This is going to go poorly)

Ivan takes the footage to the diner, playing the most damning parts of Matilda on silent to the locals. Say a friend sent it to you.
((I do wish my stated action had kept me from actually saying that out loud with the phone recording like that. Ah well, what ya gonna do? Good luck!

though, might be abetter idea to wait on that til the next day. I don't really know.))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 12, 2017, 04:43:11 pm
(Ivan wants out the way of the upset little girl with psychokinesis while a large group of armed people are about to attack her :p)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 12, 2017, 07:14:17 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 12, 2017, 10:17:26 am
(This is going to go poorly)

(Probably. Maybe after she kills several of us, she'll feel so guilty about it that she'll just give herself up. We can always hope.)

Seeing Reggie in need of rescue, Myrtle's compassionate heart gets the better of her and she boldly rushes into action...by slowly exiting the vehicle, putting her gas mask on (to protect her delicate face), and limping toward the poor guy at a snail's pace.

Put on my gas mask for slight facial protection. Then slowly approach Reggie and use my medical pouch to stop the bleeding. If Matilda mistakes me for some kind of monster or something and starts throwing knives my way, then immediately retreat back to the van.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 12, 2017, 08:23:08 pm
"GAH SO MUCH FOR DIPLOMACY"

QUICKLY! COMBAT ROLL ACROSS THE LAWN TO SAFETY!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 13, 2017, 11:03:35 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 11, 2017, 10:54:37 pm
Barge into the house and hold the trash can high, try to taze the girl
"Oh hell, seems crap just hit the fan. Coming in!

Quote from: PaPaj on November 12, 2017, 07:54:13 am
If spaz doesn't manage to taze the girl shoot her with the riot gun, but even if he does shoot her just for good measure

Matilda rolls on willpower to "snap out of it"
2d6>=4f1  = (5 5, 2 successes) = 2
She is fully alert now.

She sends a volley of knives at Albert, rolling Willpower+Intuition
4d6>=4f1  = (3 1 3 5, 0 successes) = 0

But she botches it. Sharp silverware is flying in random directions!

Albert closes the distance and fires at Matilda!
3d6>=4f1  = (1 3 5, 0 successes) = 0
d6  = (4) = 4

He hits Miss Honey instead! High voltage currents arc through her body, sending every muscle into involuntary spasms! Besides the fact that she has loss control of her entire musculatory system, she seems fine though.

Jebbedier shoots at Matilda with the pepper ball gun!
4d6>=4f1  = (5 6 5 1, 2 successes) = 2
Oleoresin Capsicum stings at the eyes and throat of the little girl!
d6  = (1) = 1
Matilda is also having an asthma attack!

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 12, 2017, 07:00:22 am
Attempt to wake up and drive towards the closest hardware store to buy tools and specific parts to work my scrap metal(cogs, screws, cranks, etc). If I fail to wake up, keep dreaming of clockwork.

1d6>=4f1  = (3, 0 successes) = 0
You drive towards the closest hardware store, it is filled with every tool you can imagine. You go nuts on a shopping spree, only to find that it has been all a dream. You wake up, and realize that the stores are closed at this time.

Quote from: hector13 on November 12, 2017, 10:17:26 am
(This is going to go poorly)

Ivan takes the footage to the diner, playing the most damning parts of Matilda on silent to the locals. Say a friend sent it to you.

You roll charisma + Intuition: 3d6>=4f1  = (3 5 5, 2 successes) = 2

You make a convincing appeal to fear. This is the girl the villagers' children go to school with! Many of them are stunned.
d6  = (3) = 3
But remain relatively apathetic. They don't know what to do in such cases. Something like this has never happened to their quiet little settlement.

Quote from: Ozarck on November 12, 2017, 07:49:47 am
If spaz manages to taze the girl, use the Thiopental to sedate her, then load her in the van and head home, with or without Miss Honey, whom Faye will invite along. Once the girl is sedate and in the van, Faye will load the Tetrodotoxin into the syringe and be ready, in case the girl goes nuts.

If spaz does not manage to taze the girl, Faye will take cover - preferably behind a house or something.

Intelligence roll: 1d6>=4f1  = (5, 1 success) = 1
Spaz missed, hitting Miss Honey, but the girl seems to be having an asthma attack, giving you the opportunity to go up to her and inject her with anything you want!

You inject Matilda with Thiopental. She goes limp as a fish.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 12, 2017, 07:14:17 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 12, 2017, 10:17:26 am
(This is going to go poorly)

(Probably. Maybe after she kills several of us, she'll feel so guilty about it that she'll just give herself up. We can always hope.)

Seeing Reggie in need of rescue, Myrtle's compassionate heart gets the better of her and she boldly rushes into action...by slowly exiting the vehicle, putting her gas mask on (to protect her delicate face), and limping toward the poor guy at a snail's pace.

Put on my gas mask for slight facial protection. Then slowly approach Reggie and use my medical pouch to stop the bleeding. If Matilda mistakes me for some kind of monster or something and starts throwing knives my way, then immediately retreat back to the van.

Intelligence + !Science!: 2d6>=4f1  = (3 5, 1 success) = 1
You approach Reginald and apply a compressive dressing on his eye.



Meanwhile, several neighbours come out of their homes to check on the screaming. They see this black truck outside Miss Honey's house, Miss Honey and Matilda both knocked out, and a bunch of shifty people hovering over them...
One of them yells at you to stop. Another says "I'll get the shotgun, ma!"

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 13, 2017, 11:11:18 am
"Someone grab the old lady and get her in the van, now! We gotta go before these idiots get in the way."

Grab the girl, get in the van, go!

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 13, 2017, 11:31:04 am
Is the anomaly secured? I was unable to help due to lack of weapons. Make sure to use the handcuffs to restrain her.
I'm already in the van. Get in the driver seat and prepare to get out of here once I have confirmed the anomalous girl is in the van. If I have time, wait for everyone else to get in the van too.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 13, 2017, 11:55:30 am
(Might want to grab Miss Honey as well, she's a prime witness, And the foundation can use her as leverage to control Matilda)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 13, 2017, 12:22:20 pm
Jeb grabs Miss Honey and runs into the van
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 13, 2017, 12:26:33 pm
"Get up lad, it's time to go!"

Lightly whack Reggie with my cane a couple times to distract him from his horrible pain so that he can focus and rush back to the van. Then hobble back over to the van. Accept any assistance offered to me.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 13, 2017, 12:33:27 pm
Cry in a Manly fashion, then Brave Sir Robin to the van. When in van, give medical to self.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 13, 2017, 12:54:17 pm
Drop the "shield", take out the nail gun, and exit the house and give a warning shot to those outside. if that shot gun guy shows up, shoot him in the foot.
"Let's get going. Anyone who doesn't vacate the area immediately can and will be shot and killed! This is coming from the government, any who fight back are terrorists to be executed."
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 13, 2017, 04:04:37 pm
Ivan (totally) overhears a diner discussing on the phone that a group of people appear to be kidnapping Miss Honey and Matilda, and that someone named Cletus will be sorting them out shortly with some buckshot.

Ivan takes the opportunity to abandon his efforts to turn the town against Miss Honey and Matilda, returning to the van as quickly as possible.

(and here was me hoping to incite the locals to revolt like El Che)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 15, 2017, 11:23:13 am
((I'll resume this on Friday, got a whole bunch of things to do over the next few days, and I get home late.))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 17, 2017, 04:35:45 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 13, 2017, 12:54:17 pm
Drop the "shield", take out the nail gun, and exit the house and give a warning shot to those outside. if that shot gun guy shows up, shoot him in the foot.
"Let's get going. Anyone who doesn't vacate the area immediately can and will be shot and killed! This is coming from the government, any who fight back are terrorists to be executed."

Albert rolls for initiative against redneck Jamie with a shotgun!
Dex + Shooting vs Dex + Shooting
3d6>=4f1  = (3 4 4, 2 successes) = 2
4d6>=4f1  = (1 4 2 4, 1 success) = 1

Albert fires off first. He aims for the target's foot for +2 difficulty.
3d6>=4f1  = (2 6 5, 2 successes) = 2
He hits the redneck in the foot with a heavy nail traveling at a hundred feet per second! It pierces the skin and fractures the bone! A redneck is in pain! A redneck falls over! A redneck glowers with anger, points his gun at the team, and fires off anyway!

Difficulty 3: 4d6>=4f1  = (6 3 3 5, 2 successes) = 2

But the shot goes wide and the team is safe!

Quote from: Ozarck on November 13, 2017, 11:11:18 am
"Someone grab the old lady and get her in the van, now! We gotta go before these idiots get in the way."

Grab the girl, get in the van, go!

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Faye rolls strength to lift the 30 Kilo child.
1d6>=4f1  = (6, 1 success) = 1

She succeeds in dragging the limp body of matilda about on the Tarmac. But it's still 10 whole yards to the Truck!

Quote from: PaPaj on November 13, 2017, 12:22:20 pm
Jeb grabs Miss Honey and runs into the van

Jeb attempts to lift the 50 Kilo grown woman.

1d6>=4f1  = (1, -1 success) = -1

Although Tazed and spasming, Miss Honey is conscious. Her struggles don't make it easy for Jeb to move her with his puny arms. He ends up groping about for purchase and infuriating the spasming woman.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 13, 2017, 12:26:33 pm
"Get up lad, it's time to go!"

Lightly whack Reggie with my cane a couple times to distract him from his horrible pain so that he can focus and rush back to the van. Then hobble back over to the van. Accept any assistance offered to me.

 2d6>=4f1  = (6 6, 2 successes) = 2

You melee the Reginald with perfect precision, landing sharp thumps on the buttocks to inflict sharp short pains, dealing no more or less damage than intended.

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 13, 2017, 12:33:27 pm
Cry in a Manly fashion, then Brave Sir Robin to the van. When in van, give medical to self.

You are missing an eye, but the tear ducts still work, making your compressive dressing slightly more damp.

You limp to the van through an effort of dexterity and willpower:
2d6>=4f1  = (3 1, -1 success) = -1
You trip over yourself and stumble... but an old woman lands sharp thumps on your buttocks for an extra 2 successes, spurring you onwards and into the van!

Quote from: hector13 on November 13, 2017, 04:04:37 pm
Ivan (totally) overhears a diner discussing on the phone that a group of people appear to be kidnapping Miss Honey and Matilda, and that someone named Cletus will be sorting them out shortly with some buckshot.

Ivan takes the opportunity to abandon his efforts to turn the town against Miss Honey and Matilda, returning to the van as quickly as possible.

(and here was me hoping to incite the locals to revolt like El Che)

You use Dex + Strength to leg it.

/r 2d6>=4f1

But trip on the door as you exit the diner and land face first in the tarmac.
d6  = (1) = 1
Significant trauma is dealt to said face. You roll endurance to resist.
1d6>=4f1  = (2, 0 successes) = 0

You have tripped on the road between the Diner and Miss Honey's house. You are face first in tarmac. Your skull is fractured and bleeding prodigiously as all head wounds like to do. You are unconscious.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 13, 2017, 11:31:04 am
Is the anomaly secured? I was unable to help due to lack of weapons. Make sure to use the handcuffs to restrain her.
I'm already in the van. Get in the driver seat and prepare to get out of here once I have confirmed the anomalous girl is in the van. If I have time, wait for everyone else to get in the van too.

You sit ready in the seat of drivers. Matilda is halfway to the van, Miss Honey is still struggling about on the porch. A redneck white knight has taken a nail to the foot and is shooting buckshot in your general direction. More and more people are exiting their homes to see what the commotion is about, and draw conclusions from the fact that a big black van has shifty looking people dragging the village schoolmistress and her ward about while exchanging gunfire with a neighbour.

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 17, 2017, 06:19:49 am
"Guys I don't think we have time for the old lady, just get the girl and go."
Continue to move torwards the van and shoot those who get out and present a potential threat, try to be nonlethal about it .
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 17, 2017, 06:39:44 am
"I'm going to give everyone as much time as possible. But I will not wait for anyone who failed to get in the van. We don't have time and we have to leave now to avoid failure in the mission."
Start up the car and make sure I'm ready to drive out of here once the anomaly is on the van. Wait for the rest of the team if the anomaly is safe to give them time to get in the van unless the civilians are too close or I get shot on my direction to avoid failure in the mission.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 17, 2017, 07:34:42 am
Regain consciousness..?
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 17, 2017, 08:03:29 am
Retry to get Miss Honey into the van
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 17, 2017, 08:08:45 am
Faye yells the following at the guy with the shotgun and the rest of the townsfolk, while continuing to haul the girl to the van:

"Hey, asshole! You trying to kill this girl? Put that damned gun away! We need to get her to a hospital immediately!"


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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 17, 2017, 10:01:08 am
Hobble into the van as quickly as my frail bones will allow. Then use my phone borrow someone's phone and call the local FBI. Let them know that a riot is forming near miss Honey's house and it needs to be contained immediately.

(I remembered that Ivan still has my phone)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 18, 2017, 10:40:01 am
(Will Update either on Sunday or Monday, still need Spazyak, Lordporkins and Egan to post)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 18, 2017, 10:42:53 am
Quote from: Aigre Excalibur on November 18, 2017, 10:40:01 am
(Will Update either on Sunday or Monday, still need Spazyak, Lordporkins and Egan to post)
((I posted, right underr the last turn))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 18, 2017, 10:50:32 am
(ohhh so it's just Lord Porkins, and Egan whenever he wakes up from hibernation)
(btw, you get a better chance of hitting if you don't care about lethal/non-lethal)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 18, 2017, 10:56:10 am
Quote from: Aigre Excalibur on November 18, 2017, 10:50:32 am
(ohhh so it's just Lord Porkins, and Egan whenever he wakes up from hibernation)
(btw, you get a better chance of hitting if you don't care about lethal/non-lethal)
(To psychopath or not to psychopath, that is the question.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 18, 2017, 11:46:39 am
(I think you shouldn't care about killing since they did try to shoot us with a shotgun. If someome dies, we can say it was self defense.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 18, 2017, 12:17:34 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 18, 2017, 11:46:39 am
(I think you shouldn't care about killing since they did try to shoot us with a shotgun. If someome dies, we can say it was self defense.)
(Fair point, action edited)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 18, 2017, 01:26:51 pm
Stabilize self, apply bandages around head, contemplate how badass ill look with an eyepatch
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 19, 2017, 11:25:01 pm
Quote from: spazyak on November 17, 2017, 06:19:49 am
"Guys I don't think we have time for the old lady, just get the girl and go."
Continue to move torwards the van and shoot those who get out and present a potential threat, try to be nonlethal about it .

Quote from: Ozarck on November 17, 2017, 08:08:45 am
Faye yells the following at the guy with the shotgun and the rest of the townsfolk, while continuing to haul the girl to the van:

"Hey, asshole! You trying to kill this girl? Put that damned gun away! We need to get her to a hospital immediately!"


Faye attempts to gaslight the shotgunner, rolling charisma + Intuition.

3d6>=4f1  = (3 2 6, 1 success) = 1

He hesitates for a moment, doubt creeps into his mind about shooting little girls.

Albert takes another potshot at him. The pneumatic nailgun whines at it charges up... rolling dex + shooting

3d6>=4f1  = (4 3 1, 0 successes) = 0

 d6  = (6) = 6

Albert cleanly misses the Redneck... but hits the redneck's mama in the throat with a heavy nail. There's blood everywhere, the woman is gurgling and clutching the wound.

Faye Continues to drag the girl, rolling strength.
1d6>=4f1  = (5, 1 success) = 1

She hauls the girl all the way to the foot of the truck.

Quote from: PaPaj on November 17, 2017, 08:03:29 am
Retry to get Miss Honey into the van

You make a quick intelligence roll:
1d6>=4f1  = (6, 1 success) = 1

You decide the dragging will be easier if you clobber the woman repeatedly while trying to move her.

You add your melee skill to your dragging attempt.

2d6>=4f1  = (3 6, 1 success) = 1

Miss Honey struggles less as you bonk her repeatedly. You drag her several meters towards the van.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 17, 2017, 10:01:08 am
Hobble into the van as quickly as my frail bones will allow. Then use my phone borrow someone's phone and call the local FBI. Let them know that a riot is forming near miss Honey's house and it needs to be contained immediately.

(I remembered that Ivan still has my phone)

You get into the van and attempt to call upon our magical friendship with the FBI, rolling charisma + Intuition.
4d6>=4f1  = (1 6 3 3, 0 successes) = 0

They inform you that you are all deniable assets. No one is ever going to hear about a disturbance in a village like this anyway. And they are already doing their part keeping the local Sheriff and his Deputy bloated with donuts and beer.

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 18, 2017, 01:26:51 pm
Stabilize self, apply bandages around head, contemplate how badass ill look with an eyepatch

Science + Intelligence:
4d6>=4f1  = (6 3 4 3, 2 successes) = 2

You skillfully wrap your head with even more bandages and successfully determine that... we're not carrying any anti-shock medication besides the sedatives we pumped into Matilda.

Happy thoughts about handsome eyepatches cheer you up, lifting your mood.

Quote from: hector13 on November 17, 2017, 07:34:42 am
Regain consciousness..?

You roll willpower + Endurance:
2d6>=4f1  = (5, 5, 2 successes) = 2

You moan and groan and rollover in a feat of sheer will and temerity. Your skull is still fractured and everything hurts...  But you refuse to go to sleep. A concerned waitress is hovering over you, offering a towel and a bandage.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 17, 2017, 06:39:44 am
"I'm going to give everyone as much time as possible. But I will not wait for anyone who failed to get in the van. We don't have time and we have to leave now to avoid failure in the mission."
Start up the car and make sure I'm ready to drive out of here once the anomaly is on the van. Wait for the rest of the team if the anomaly is safe to give them time to get in the van unless the civilians are too close or I get shot on my direction to avoid failure in the mission.

You stand ready to drive.




Meanwhile:

The redneck with the shotgun finally registers that his mama has been hit in the neck by one of our nails! He howls in rage. He yells at the gathering crowd, pointing at you and calling you evil.




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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 20, 2017, 01:56:31 am
Quote from: Aigre Excalibur on November 19, 2017, 11:25:01 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 17, 2017, 07:34:42 am
Regain consciousness..?

You roll willpower + Endurance:
2d6>=4f1  = (5, 5, 2 successes) = 2

You moan and groan and rollover in a feat of sheer will and temerity. Your skull is still fractured and everything hurts...  But you refuse to go to sleep. A concerned waitress is hovering over you, offering a towel and a bandage.

Spoiler: Hector13 (click to show/hide)

(YEAH I’M AWESOME)

Accept the towel and bandage.

“Gracias, señorita. Could you help me to a seat in the diner, por favor?”

Once seated:

“May I have some ice to wrap in the towel, a cup of the strongest café you have, and some painkillers, too?”

Call one of the non-Jay, non-Myrtle

Text all the team members:

“I am at the diner, with a head wound. I am treating it, and then I will come back to the van.

Faithfully,

Ivan Javier de Córdoba”

Treat the bleeding with any haemostats (stops bleeding) in the GI Medical Pouch, use with bandage. Once finished, and assuming I have nothing left to treat, apply ice wrapped in the towel to my head, gently.

Assuming the previous action is completed successfully:

Return to the van at a sensible pace, being wary of dangerous steps and other tripping hazards along the way.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 20, 2017, 06:13:53 am
Into the van, secure self, if and of the redknecks do anything shoot them.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 20, 2017, 07:33:45 am
Faye yells the following at the guy with the shotgun while continuing to haul the girl into the van:

"Better take care of your mother first! She'll die if you leave her like that!"


Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 20, 2017, 07:54:18 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 20, 2017, 06:13:53 am
Into the van, get ready to drive,
(I'm already ready to drive
"We are running out of time. Do we really need to bring the woman?."
Make sure to start driving away once thetarget and the group is in the van. If someone didn't manage to get to the van, wait for a moment before leaving. We have very little time and now the civilians are angry.
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 20, 2017, 11:38:27 am
(Heads up: It might be Friday before I update)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 20, 2017, 11:49:33 am
Fuck Miss Honey, rush to the van
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 20, 2017, 10:31:55 pm
(edited my action, in case you need to know that)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 20, 2017, 10:49:46 pm
(An angry mob of civilians is attacking us, you will probably don't make it to the van in time before they get us and we are forced to leave.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 21, 2017, 09:40:48 am
[Edited action]
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 21, 2017, 10:18:19 am
Once done, stay inside Van. Do quick check-up on everyone, make sure no ones injured.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 21, 2017, 12:08:37 pm
After grumbling something about the government's poor work ethic, Myrtle returns to her seat. She glances at her allies.

Check if anyone else in the van needs medical attention, and assist them if so.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 21, 2017, 02:47:27 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 20, 2017, 10:49:46 pm
(An angry mob of civilians is attacking us, you will probably don't make it to the van in time before they get us and we are forced to leave.)

(Ivan doesn’t know that)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 21, 2017, 03:00:36 pm
(I know. We will probably abandon you because we can't wait. I don't know what will happen if you stay behind when everyone else returns to the Foundation.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 21, 2017, 03:09:07 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 21, 2017, 03:00:36 pm
(I know. We will probably abandon you because we can't wait. I don't know what will happen if you stay behind when everyone else returns to the Foundation.)
((probably get torn apart by the mob))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 21, 2017, 03:13:23 pm
(And killed offscreen.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 21, 2017, 04:02:16 pm
(I’m glad you’re discussing this as players and not, say, as your characters, who could communicate this to Ivan, who can then call the Foundation and trade the footage he has of the anomaly in action for a ride back to base and some medical treatment)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 21, 2017, 04:22:24 pm
(I don't think anyone knows where you are or really noticed you left. Your "send message" action will be received next turn so no one knows what happened to you yet. Currently we have bigger problems like the mob of angry villagers with guns.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 21, 2017, 05:50:06 pm
(I'm communicating with other players though... is that really something that has to be rolled for or otherwise processed by the GM?)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 22, 2017, 03:03:10 am
(We'll assume all long distance communications are done by digital technology, where every kid with a snooper can listen in on your transmitted calls!)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 22, 2017, 07:33:41 am
(but do we have to wait for you to process things like phoning and texting before we can respond to each other? :P)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 26, 2017, 12:41:07 am
Quote from: hector13 on November 20, 2017, 01:56:31 am
Quote from: Aigre Excalibur on November 19, 2017, 11:25:01 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 17, 2017, 07:34:42 am
Regain consciousness..?

You roll willpower + Endurance:
2d6>=4f1  = (5, 5, 2 successes) = 2

You moan and groan and rollover in a feat of sheer will and temerity. Your skull is still fractured and everything hurts...  But you refuse to go to sleep. A concerned waitress is hovering over you, offering a towel and a bandage.

Spoiler: Hector13 (click to show/hide)

(YEAH I’M AWESOME)

Accept the towel and bandage.

“Gracias, señorita. Could you help me to a seat in the diner, por favor?”

Once seated:

“May I have some ice to wrap in the towel, a cup of the strongest café you have, and some painkillers, too?”

Call one of the non-Jay, non-Myrtle

Text all the team members:

“I am at the diner, with a head wound. I am treating it, and then I will come back to the van.

Faithfully,

Ivan Javier de Córdoba”

Treat the bleeding with any haemostats (stops bleeding) in the GI Medical Pouch, use with bandage. Once finished, and assuming I have nothing left to treat, apply ice wrapped in the towel to my head, gently.

Assuming the previous action is completed successfully:

Return to the van at a sensible pace, being wary of dangerous steps and other tripping hazards along the way.

You don't have fancy drugs in your standard issue medkit! But you have bandages. And whatever else you can find on hand, like ice.

Rolling Intelligence and !Science!
2d6>=4f1  = (6 6, 2 successes) = 2

You apply a compressive bandage and an ice pack to your head. It actually starts to hurt less!

Then you stumble out the door again and stroll into the middle of a concerned and slightly agitated mob observing the team drag little girls around.

Quote from: Ozarck on November 20, 2017, 07:33:45 am
Faye yells the following at the guy with the shotgun while continuing to haul the girl into the van:

"Better take care of your mother first! She'll die if you leave her like that!"


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Rolling strength to move the child:
1d6>=4f1  = (5, 1 success) = 1

You haul matilda in the van. You know teamwork might have made that go faster!

Then you yell at the angry redneck with a shotgun and a wounded mother. Angry, he takes a shot at you.
3d6>=4f1  = (1 3 6, 0 successes) = 0
d6  = (5) = 5
He misfires his shotgun and the breech explodes, wounding his arm and part of his face. The crowd gets further agitated by the noise of gunfire.

Quote from: spazyak on November 20, 2017, 06:13:53 am
Into the van, secure self, if and of the redknecks do anything shoot them.

You take a potshot at the redneck with the broken shotgun as well. Rolling Dex + Firearms
3d6>=4f1  = (2 5 1, 0 successes) = 0
d6  = (5) = 5
The air compressor of you pneumatic nailgun jams, sparks start flying.
You make a quick intelligence roll:

1d6>=4f1  = (1, -1 success) = -1

You turn the jammed nailgun over to look at the damaged part and it explodes into your face, now you have a face full of shrapnel. You whimper and head back to the van for treatment.
Quote from: LordPorkins on November 21, 2017, 10:18:19 am
Once done, stay inside Van. Do quick check-up on everyone, make sure no ones injured.

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 21, 2017, 12:08:37 pm
After grumbling something about the government's poor work ethic, Myrtle returns to her seat. She glances at her allies.

Check if anyone else in the van needs medical attention, and assist them if so.

Reginald tries to fix Albert's face. Rolling Intelligence + Science
4d6>=4f1  = (1 1 6 4, 0 successes) = 0
He mutilates Albert further, blood is everywhere. Albert is now bleeding profusely.

Then Myrtle tries to help. Rolling Intelligence + Science.
2d6>=4f1  = (1 2, -1 success) = -1
She makes a bigger mess. Some of the pieces might now be damaging vital nerves and blood vessels. Albert passes out from the pain.

Quote from: PaPaj on November 20, 2017, 11:49:33 am
Fuck Miss Honey, rush to the van

You drop the schoolmistress and just jump into the van.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 20, 2017, 07:54:18 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 20, 2017, 06:13:53 am
Into the van, get ready to drive,
(I'm already ready to drive
"We are running out of time. Do we really need to bring the woman?."
Make sure to start driving away once thetarget and the group is in the van. If someone didn't manage to get to the van, wait for a moment before leaving. We have very little time and now the civilians are angry.

You are ready to drive off... If you want you could plow into the mob to scoop Ivan. Otherwise fail-safes in his body would liquidate him!



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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 26, 2017, 12:43:56 am
(considering I'm getting all the lucky rolls, you totally need me. /pleas for continued existence)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 26, 2017, 01:34:22 am
Realizing her efforts at healthcare have failed, Myrtle directed her attention elsewhere. After taking a quick look around at everyone in the van, she turned toward the driver's seat and yelled:

"Hey, Mr. Driver, we're missing somebody. His name was, uh..." Myrtle winced as she tried to remember the name of their missing teammate. "...Evan, I think. He was the guy who smelled bad. We need to go back and grab him. He's got my phone, and I really need it back. It's got about a hundred irreplaceable photos of my cat, Ginger. Please, it was hard enough getting those photos the first time. Ginger is precious, but she never likes sitting still."

Plea with Jay to save my phone, and also Ivan. Then keep an eye on Maltilda (and Miss Honey, if Jebbediah managed to get her into the van) and if she (or miss Honey) wake up and start struggling, then whack her a few times with my cane to calm her down.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 26, 2017, 05:49:47 am
[And... my turn is missing"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 26, 2017, 06:17:10 am
Quote from: PaPaj on November 20, 2017, 11:49:33 am
Fuck Miss Honey, rush to the van

You got into the van. I guess I wanted to roll to see if the first part of your action should be taken literally and forgot in the process. I guess such a thing would really enrage the mob and get them to charge.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 26, 2017, 07:35:12 am
create a blindfold from bandages or from someone else' clothing and apply it snugly but gently to Matilda's eyes. IF hte van has seatbelts, apply one to the girl and one to myself. then wait.

((considered refilling the syringe with one of my otehr compounds, but I don't want that to be a roll, like when I tried to make a suggestion without being recorded :P ))

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on November 26, 2017, 08:09:30 am
Scream for a medic
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 08:29:19 am
"It's not worth risking our lives and the mission for some photos of a pet. You can have mine."
Give Myrtle my phone. Start driving already and leave this place. Find the fastest route out of here, don't care if civilians are on the way unless it would damage the vehicle or slow us down.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 26, 2017, 09:24:39 am
Quote from: spazyak on November 26, 2017, 08:09:30 am
Scream for a medic

You're passed out from medical malpractice by the medics, it's like wanting to scream but having no mouth to do so.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 08:29:19 am
"It's not worth risking our lives and the mission for some photos of a pet. You can have mine."
Give Myrtle my phone. Start driving already and leave this place. Find the fastest route out of here, don't care if civilians are on the way unless it would damage the vehicle or slow us down.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

There's also the valuable team player called Ivan that you don't want to leave behind! The powers that be will activate his failsafe and liquidate him!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 26, 2017, 09:34:07 am
((better go get him, the GM has recommended it twice.))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 09:40:23 am
(I think it is too risky, since the mob of angry villagers is too close and we have already lost too much time. If someone comes out to save him and the mob reaches the van, instead of losing a single dude we could lose 2 or even more. And we are disposables, unlike the target, so we can't risk the mission for a death-row D-class criminal that is wounded and on the middle of a mob of angry civilians. Unless someone else gives IC reasoning for me to not drive out of here, we are leaving. All I know IC is that he left the group to do something, is very wounded and in the middle of the villagers that want to kill us, so I think it's not worth it.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 26, 2017, 10:20:19 am
(The aforementioned footage of the anomaly which is on the person of the D-class personnel in the midst of those “concerned and slightly agitated civilians” - as per the GM - is probably a good reason)

Ivan pushes his way gently through the crowd, trying to get to the side away from the van, aiming to get far enough that the driver can stop to get him and drive off without the civilians getting in the way.

“Let me through, por favor, I must get to a médico.”
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 10:40:21 am
(I can wait more turns but someone has to tell me about the recording IC. Also some are armed and one has already shot towards us. They might not know you are with us.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 26, 2017, 10:45:28 am
(Why were you sleeping in the middle of a job? :P

GM: could you describe the crowd a bit more? Specifically looking for what sort of weapons they ostensibly have, if they’re saying anything, what they look like they’re capable of, that kinda thing)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 10:56:25 am
(People were going to fight the girl and I didn't had weapons since I had to use mine before. I stayed in the van and tried everything I could do in the moment ugil I ran out of options (Contacting, crafting, etc) and decided to rest to see if I could get some random bonus or something like that.
I'm just waiting for someone else to tell me to wait for him and I will do that.)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 26, 2017, 11:09:04 am
((well, I do believe Faye saw them recording so...))

"See if you can pick up Ivan on the way out. He's got a recording of the girl and our actions here. We don't really want that to get out, do we?"
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 11:16:21 am
"Those recordings could be useful. You should have mentioned that before."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Drive towards Ivan (don't hit any civilians), wait for him to enter the van then leave this place. Find the fastest route out of here, don't care if civilians are on the way unless it would damage the vehicle or slow us down.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 26, 2017, 01:13:20 pm
"Sweetheart, I was a little busy." Faye speaks with a small smile on her lips.



Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 26, 2017, 01:36:38 pm
KEEP HELPING!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 02:50:15 pm
"Sure. Don't forget to handcuff the target and contact the Foundation. Tell them we have the target."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on November 26, 2017, 04:49:32 pm
If the crowd will start advancing start shooting them
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 26, 2017, 11:44:48 pm
Quote from: hector13 on November 26, 2017, 10:45:28 am
(Why were you sleeping in the middle of a job? :P

GM: could you describe the crowd a bit more? Specifically looking for what sort of weapons they ostensibly have, if they’re saying anything, what they look like they’re capable of, that kinda thing)

The crowd are mostly grown men, women and a few children in their pyjamas. Some are having the presence of mind to return home to grab the family firearm. Most are unarmed and gawking, but might still manfight you out of outrage.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on November 28, 2017, 10:24:13 pm
Quote from: GigaGiant on November 26, 2017, 01:34:22 am
Realizing her efforts at healthcare have failed, Myrtle directed her attention elsewhere. After taking a quick look around at everyone in the van, she turned toward the driver's seat and yelled:

"Hey, Mr. Driver, we're missing somebody. His name was, uh..." Myrtle winced as she tried to remember the name of their missing teammate. "...Evan, I think. He was the guy who smelled bad. We need to go back and grab him. He's got my phone, and I really need it back. It's got about a hundred irreplaceable photos of my cat, Ginger. Please, it was hard enough getting those photos the first time. Ginger is precious, but she never likes sitting still."

Plea with Jay to save my phone, and also Ivan. Then keep an eye on Maltilda (and Miss Honey, if Jebbediah managed to get her into the van) and if she (or miss Honey) wake up and start struggling, then whack her a few times with my cane to calm her down.

You nag the driver, rolling charisma + Intuition:
4d6>=4f1  = (6 5 5 3, 3 successes) = 3

The Jay now gains 3 successes if he cooperates with you but loses 3 successes if he doesn't do what you want.

Quote from: Ozarck on November 26, 2017, 07:35:12 am
create a blindfold from bandages or from someone else' clothing and apply it snugly but gently to Matilda's eyes. IF hte van has seatbelts, apply one to the girl and one to myself. then wait.

((considered refilling the syringe with one of my otehr compounds, but I don't want that to be a roll, like when I tried to make a suggestion without being recorded :P ))

Rolling Intelligence + !Science! to make a blindfold:
3d6>=4f1  = (4 2 5, 2 successes) = 2

You find some bandages and black tape and make a blindfold, placing it securely over Matilda's eyes.

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 26, 2017, 01:36:38 pm
KEEP HELPING!

Quote from: spazyak on November 26, 2017, 08:09:30 am
Scream for a medic

Reginald rolls his Intelligence + Science to continue treatment of the Albert.
4d6>=4f1  = (5 5 1 3, 1 success) = 1
He manages to manually apply compressive pressure on Albert's Temporal artery, for all it's worth.

Then Albert tries to roll willpower to scream:
1d6>=4f1  = (1, -1 success) = -1
He screams in his unconscious state. But does not even know he's unconscious. He's passed out but everything still hurts enough for him to need to scream.

Quote from: hector13 on November 26, 2017, 10:20:19 am
(The aforementioned footage of the anomaly which is on the person of the D-class personnel in the midst of those “concerned and slightly agitated civilians” - as per the GM - is probably a good reason)

Ivan pushes his way gently through the crowd, trying to get to the side away from the van, aiming to get far enough that the driver can stop to get him and drive off without the civilians getting in the way.

“Let me through, por favor, I must get to a médico.”

Ivan uses dexterity + Intuition to navigate the crowd, the iced head wound doesn't slow him down at all!
4d6>=4f1  = (5 5 4 6, 4 successes) = 4

He finds an opening where Jay could easily scoop him.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 26, 2017, 11:16:21 am
"Those recordings could be useful. You should have mentioned that before."
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Drive towards Ivan (don't hit any civilians), wait for him to enter the van then leave this place. Find the fastest route out of here, don't care if civilians are on the way unless it would damage the vehicle or slow us down.

Jay uses Dex + Auxiliary to skillfully drive towards the Ivan, despite the mob closing down on him. His lack of a thumb does nothing to hinder his driving skills!:
3d6>=4f1  = (4 3 1, 0 successes) = 0
The mob bars his way. But he presses on, undeterred. Myrtles nagging also boosts him for an extra 3 successes.
3d6>=4f1  = (5 5 3, 2 successes) = 2+3
He bumps a few big angry men aside, a pregnant mother is dragged under the chassis. More insults and a few pebbles are hurled at the truck.
But he reaches the Ivan and pulls over for the Ivan to enter the Cabin.

The crowd pelts the truck with pebbles:
d6  = (1) = 1
They mostly hit each other in their own crossfire. Several children are wounded.

You hear a teenage voice yelling out: "I call dibs on the bazooka!"

Quote from: PaPaj on November 26, 2017, 04:49:32 pm
If the crowd will start advancing start shooting them

Then Jebbediah Rollo helpfully fires into the crowd, using Dex+Shooting
(4 3 2 4, 2 successes) = 2

He blinds a couple of schoolboys trying to approach. The boys collapse in fits of coughing. They were wielding kitchen knives. No doubt pinched from their mother. Said mother looks on in horror and yells at her man to bring the shotgun.

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Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 28, 2017, 10:48:56 pm
"I heard someone mention a bazooka."
Drive out of here at full speed. Determine fastest route using my intelligence and don't bother avoiding any civilians in the way unless crashing into them would slow us down.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on November 29, 2017, 07:34:06 am
Get in the van
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 29, 2017, 07:45:30 am
"Why would a pregnant woman risk herself against a gang of loonies like this? This place is very foolish indeed. We're doing this girl a favor, getting her away from these ... these apes."

Make sure the girl and I are properly seatbelted, if such things exist in this van. Either way, Faye will attempt to catch sight of anyone run over by the van.

Spoiler: Ozarck (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on November 29, 2017, 07:50:00 am
(What happened to your original color?)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on November 29, 2017, 08:01:40 am
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 29, 2017, 07:50:00 am
(What happened to your original color?)

((oops. I'll go fix them))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on November 29, 2017, 09:26:24 am
Keep Medicalling Albert. If anything, its good practice!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on November 29, 2017, 11:18:05 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 28, 2017, 10:48:56 pm
"I heard someone mention a bazooka."
Drive out of here at full speed. Determine fastest route using my intelligence and don't bother avoiding any civilians in the way unless crashing into them would slow us down.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Brace myself for a rocky ride.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on December 02, 2017, 03:54:13 am
Quote from: hector13 on November 29, 2017, 07:34:06 am
Get in the van

Ivan jumps into the TRUCK.

It looks something like this, so it's more sturdy than the mystery machine.
Spoiler: Le Truck (click to show/hide)

Quote from: GigaGiant on November 29, 2017, 11:18:05 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 28, 2017, 10:48:56 pm
"I heard someone mention a bazooka."
Drive out of here at full speed. Determine fastest route using my intelligence and don't bother avoiding any civilians in the way unless crashing into them would slow us down.
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)

Brace myself for a rocky ride.
Quote from: Ozarck on November 29, 2017, 07:45:30 am
"Why would a pregnant woman risk herself against a gang of loonies like this? This place is very foolish indeed. We're doing this girl a favor, getting her away from these ... these apes."

Make sure the girl and I are properly seatbelted, if such things exist in this van. Either way, Faye will attempt to catch sight of anyone run over by the van.


Faye and Myrtle strap in. They look out the windows in anticipation for more glorious carnage.

Quote from: LordPorkins on November 29, 2017, 09:26:24 am
Keep Medicalling Albert. If anything, its good practice!

And Reginald tries to medical the Albert again, even as the truck speeds off.

Rolling Intelligence + !science! -1:
3d6>=4f1  = (5 1 6, 1 success) = 1
Reginald barely manages to not make the Albert get any worse. He holds on to severed arteries with his bare hands as they bounce about in the speeding truck.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on November 28, 2017, 10:48:56 pm
"I heard someone mention a bazooka."
Drive out of here at full speed. Determine fastest route using my intelligence and don't bother avoiding any civilians in the way unless crashing into them would slow us down.

Mean while Jay Drives!
He rolls Dexterity + Auxiliary for some epic driving:
3d6>=4f1  = (6 5 6, 3 successes) = 3

He flattens the oncoming mob like pins in a bowling lane. A rocket streaks harmlessly pass and explodes on a gaggle of gawking housewives, creating a crater where they once stood. The passengers feel the crunch of skulls cracking as the trucks' wheels roll over the fallen. Gunfire and harsh language plink harmlessly off the sides of the vehicle.

Jay finds an opening and speeds off into the sunset, with the team safely in stow, and a little psychic girl in tow.

Stand by for debrief

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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on December 02, 2017, 08:38:46 am
"We did what we had to do. We captured the anomay and nothing else matters. The mission has been successfully completed."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on December 02, 2017, 08:54:08 am
Ivan just shakes his head
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on December 02, 2017, 09:36:05 am
"Stop shaking your head like that. You are going to reopen your wounds. Where were you and how did you fracture your head?"
 *Tick*   *Tock*
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: PaPaj on December 02, 2017, 10:11:18 am
"That's a mission well dont in my book
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on December 02, 2017, 10:40:30 am
I will continue helping

((Should i get a bonus for helping multiple turns in a row, "taking ten" in d&D terminology))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on December 02, 2017, 01:42:22 pm
Refuse medical help until we’re back at base (‘cause fuck you guys and your “medical training” :P)

Return Myrtle’s phone to her, pointedly ignoring Jay

“Here is your phone, señora.”
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on December 02, 2017, 02:39:02 pm
Quote
He flattens the oncoming mob like pins in a bowling lane. A rocket streaks harmlessly pass and explodes on a gaggle of gawking housewives, creating a crater where they once stood. The passengers feel the crunch of skulls cracking as the trucks' wheels roll over the fallen. Gunfire and harsh language plink harmlessly off the sides of the vehicle.
"Oh, my lord..."
Seeing a glimpse of the carnage, Myrtle immediately looked away. All this needless violence was starting to make her feel queasy. She focused her mind on more comfortable thoughts, like pleasant memories of baking cookies and petting her cat.

Quote from: hector13 on December 02, 2017, 01:42:22 pm
Refuse medical help until we’re back at base (‘cause fuck you guys and your “medical training” :P)

Return Myrtle’s phone to her, pointedly ignoring Jay

“Here is your phone, señora.”

Accept the phone.

"Oh, thank you, sir." Myrtle sighs in relief as she takes the phone. "I was dreadfully worried. I do hope you got some good use out of it."

Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on December 02, 2017, 03:03:08 pm
faye waits for briefing, after having delivered teh girl to the appropriate party. Faye also carefully stashes that syringe along with her other belongings.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: sprinkled chariot on December 02, 2017, 04:50:36 pm
Ptw
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on December 02, 2017, 05:41:14 pm
Quote from: GigaGiant on December 02, 2017, 02:39:02 pm
Quote from: hector13 on December 02, 2017, 01:42:22 pm
Return Myrtle’s phone to her, pointedly ignoring Jay

“Here is your phone, señora.”

Accept the phone.

"Oh, thank you, sir." Myrtle sighs in relief as she takes the phone. "I was dreadfully worried. I do hope you got some good use out of it."

Ivan shrugs

“I did not have much oportunidad to use it, I think.”
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on December 02, 2017, 06:01:59 pm
Continue to ko'd
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on December 03, 2017, 07:53:27 am
"One of the only reasons we came back for you was because of that phone. Otherwise I wouldn't have took the risk. We already had the target inside the van and staying any longer with a mob of angry citizens was dangerous and very risky. Everyone here is disposable and worthless. We are Class-D personnel."
Spoiler: Jay Walker (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on December 04, 2017, 10:20:10 am
Well, survey surroundings, make sure everyones ok. Check up on Rosen. Give her some bandages to wrap her chest.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on December 07, 2017, 08:51:13 am
(When will we get the briefing?)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on December 08, 2017, 08:06:10 am
((Give me another weekend to update, I've got too much on my plate, plus exams and all))
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on December 21, 2017, 10:04:19 am
AAAAAaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigrrrrrrreeeeeeee!

status update on our game update!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on December 21, 2017, 11:30:51 am
He hasn't been online since December 10...
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on December 21, 2017, 12:19:49 pm
Shame. I was enjoying this.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on December 21, 2017, 01:40:33 pm
Probably doesn’t want to come back to find all the “when are you updating this?” messages.

He did say he was busy though, and it is coming up to Christmas. My interest remains.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on December 21, 2017, 02:01:29 pm
I hope he comes back too.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on December 22, 2017, 07:41:06 am
I wanted him to know he hadn't been forgotten, though :P
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on January 31, 2018, 06:53:15 pm
Is this dead now? Seems like Aigre is back so I think I should bump to ask.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on January 31, 2018, 06:55:52 pm
I'd love if this game came back, so I hope not.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on January 31, 2018, 08:15:01 pm
+1 on necro
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Ozarck on February 01, 2018, 07:32:36 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 31, 2018, 08:15:01 pm
+1 on necro
me too.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: spazyak on February 01, 2018, 10:49:11 am
Quote from: Ozarck on February 01, 2018, 07:32:36 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 31, 2018, 08:15:01 pm
+1 on necro
me too.
Me three
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on February 01, 2018, 11:58:53 am
Quote from: spazyak on February 01, 2018, 10:49:11 am
Quote from: Ozarck on February 01, 2018, 07:32:36 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 31, 2018, 08:15:01 pm
+1 on necro
me too.
Me three
Me five
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on February 01, 2018, 12:37:26 pm
Quote from: LordPorkins on February 01, 2018, 11:58:53 am
Quote from: spazyak on February 01, 2018, 10:49:11 am
Quote from: Ozarck on February 01, 2018, 07:32:36 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 31, 2018, 08:15:01 pm
+1 on necro
me too.
Me three
Me five
Me four
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on February 01, 2018, 12:39:04 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on February 01, 2018, 12:37:26 pm
Quote from: LordPorkins on February 01, 2018, 11:58:53 am
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+1 on necro
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Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on February 01, 2018, 12:48:28 pm
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Me 426
I am 426. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426)
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: LordPorkins on February 01, 2018, 01:18:32 pm
Quote from: randomgenericusername on February 01, 2018, 12:48:28 pm
Quote from: LordPorkins on February 01, 2018, 12:39:04 pm
Me 426
I am 426. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426)

Haha! I got the reference!  Hooray for me!
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: GigaGiant on February 01, 2018, 02:17:34 pm
I've seen Aigre post in the 1000 cards game thread, so he does seem active. Hope he looks at this thread at some point and tells us this game's status.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: randomgenericusername on February 01, 2018, 06:37:01 pm
I tried PMing him since he probably didn't notice the activity on the thread.
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on February 04, 2018, 02:10:32 am
Epilogue for mission 1:

The team retrieved a psychic telekinetic girl... she was kicking and screaming all the way. The girl was also deeply traumatized by the brutality done to her foster mother and her community.

Briefly into her stay in SCP, Matilda became more and more violent. She learnt she could rip out the insides of people using only her mind. It became dangerous to approach her. The only way SCP could contain her was by locking her in a sensory deprivation chamber, where her mind became too deranged to focus to employ her powers.

The SCP directors point out to the team that capturing her guardian would have given us some leverage over the girl. But they congratulate you for "getting the job done" albeit by the skin of your teeth.

Hot food is served in the cafeteria, and more pocket money is distributed! Your success has also convinced the directors to grant the team access to "bigger guns"...
Title: Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
Post by: hector13 on February 04, 2018, 11:31:23 am
Wrong thread, whoops.

Spoiler: hector13/Ivan Javier de Córdoba (click to show/hide)