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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1577316 times)

Bumber

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16365 on: August 14, 2020, 06:31:20 pm »

some kind of PS1 vampire with weird dress sense sucked out the better part of my life force
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16366 on: August 14, 2020, 11:19:59 pm »

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When all you've got is nukes, everything looks like Hiroshima
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16367 on: August 15, 2020, 06:19:19 am »

any pre-civilization cave-man would probably drop to their knees and worship us as gods. Especially the fat people
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16368 on: August 16, 2020, 07:19:21 am »

Water is basically like blue lava.
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

TD1

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16370 on: August 16, 2020, 03:31:43 pm »

But then what's balaclava?
I is confused.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16371 on: August 16, 2020, 03:42:16 pm »

A balaclava is a ski mask.

Baklava is Greek Pastry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16372 on: August 16, 2020, 07:33:14 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16373 on: August 20, 2020, 09:12:48 am »

This has been a very unpleasant week.
This has been a very unpleasant month.
This has been a very unpleasant year so far
This has been an unpleasant epoch so far.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16374 on: August 23, 2020, 11:11:34 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16375 on: August 23, 2020, 10:09:57 pm »

"That's all we needed to do praxis properly was to finally buy a tank"
"We've finally found the kind of tankies that we are: mine-clearance"
"I love that in the United States we have an entire subgroup of Rednecks that only speak French"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16376 on: August 24, 2020, 07:14:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16377 on: August 27, 2020, 03:42:47 am »

Man, keep yo' fetishes out of this wholesome discussion on bottling human children :V
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16378 on: August 27, 2020, 07:09:21 am »

Man, keep yo' fetishes out of this wholesome discussion on bottling human children :V
When I saw this, I knew it’d end up here eventually
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16379 on: August 31, 2020, 01:47:01 pm »

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You have to give me a dollar on patreon to see that episode.  Or you can pirate it I guess.  But if your time is worth $15 an hour, and it takes you more than 4 minutes to find a link to it, you're getting ripped off.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.
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