[trAPAVOID][MISCHIEVIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER] [CREATURE:RATMAN] [NAME:sasquatchlings:nightwing[/pre]
natures] [NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION:0:55:100:20] [POPULATION_NUMBER:10:20] [CRAFTSMAN_NAME:craftsdwarves]
[BOWMAN_NAME:demonsters:strangler:sea serpent hatch:sasquatch:snakemen:blizzardman]
[TILE:'b'][COLOR:7:0:10067] [LARGE_PREDATOR][EVIL] [NO_GENDER] [NOTHOUGHT][NONAUSEA][NOEXERT][NOBLEED][REMAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bites:1:1:GORE][ATTACK:MAI
[creature_standard-man] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] [BODY:HUMANOID:TAIL:slap:slaps:1:6:GORE][ATTACK:MAIN:BYTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:2:BLUDGEON][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH:bite:bites:1:2:BLUDGEON][ATTACKFLAG_WITH]
[CAN_SPEED:700] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERALS] [POPULATION:50:75:100] [CLUSTER_NUMBER:10:200]
[FANCIFUL][ENDINGDESTROYER:25:50] [PREFSTRING:hunches:1:3:PIERCE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[SPHERE:SPEED:250][COLOR:0:0:0] [PERSONALITY:CHEERFULNERABLE][EVIL][DIFFICULTY:2]
[CREATH][FIREIMMUNE_STANDARD]
creature [BLOODTYPE:GRASP:punches:1:8:GORE][ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERMAN_NAME:marksdwarven]
[TILE:'s'][COLOR:3:0:1] [EQUIPS] [EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_WITH] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH]
[HOMEOTHERM:100] [CAN_CHASM][EVIL] [CLUSTER_RARE] [EQUICK] [BIOME:SWAMP_TROPICAL]
[ALL_ACTIVE] [SWIMS_INNATE][SWIM_SPEAK][liKES_FIGHTING][BIOME:SUBTYPE:WATER:NO_SLEEP]
[EQUIPS] [POPULATION_NUMBER:1:1:GORE][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:0] [PERSON]
[LAYERING:0:60:120] [FAT:3] [INTELLIGENT] [GENPOWER:5] [NAME:stranglers:sea man]
I don't know what [CREATH] and [ENDINGDESTROYER:X:Y] do, but I want them.
There's also the [PERSON] and [CAN_CHASM] tags, as well as [SWIM_SPEAK]
And I haven't given it the non-standard raws yet!
I found that level 3 travesties work best- though 5/6es might actually function as raws!
[SPHERMING]
[HASSTRING:sheep cheep ches:1:1]
[SWIM_SPECIALATTACK:SPINE]
[ATTACK:MAIN:sunderor raegnok venigmating flayl]
[NO_SUBTERRANEANDARD_FLESH]
[NOBLE]
[BONE:BRAIN]
[NAME:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo:hooloovoo]
rock lobster dragon
[NOT_BUTC:slayls:fishellspider spirits of sent lobster pups]
Ladies and gentlemen, I fully expect Toady to make most of these a reality. Well, at least the possibility for what these theoretical tags represent.[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE]? :o
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE]? :oDie Death!
[PERMITTED_JOINT:100] (It's a maximum number per day. This is the elven setting)
[ATTACK:MAINE]
[SUBTERRANEAN_PROCESSED_WOOD_PRODUCTION:ELF]
[MILL_CHILD:ONLY_IF_GOOD_REASON]Oh God that's awesome...
[STANCE:kick:kick:kick:kick:kick:kicks:1:1:2:BLUDGEON]
[ETHIC:KILL_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]
[ATTACKSMITH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL_PRODUCTION:DWARF]
Does this imply what I think it implies?
[T_WORD:SPOON:titts] The dwarves are dirty too
[GRASP:punch:punch:punch:pulp]
[NAME:hydragons:hammerdwarves:1:2:GORE]
[trAMPLE_LITTER_NUMBER:4]
[CLUSTERABILE:'U']
[PERSONALITY:SYMPATHY:0:1]
[STANDARD_FLESH] (Wait, this is ACTUALLY a real tag)
[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]
[HOME:holy carp demon venom:7:0:0:10]
It is time... to MOD.
Order 5
# 11/01/2009: Threetoe's pet Mola mola from that are too specially rot
surgery for them if you can follow dynamic resizing this release really
if dwarves wouldn't been post even more subtle invisible open-wounds of
a tiger here. Please of the only want to bed when there's not a temple
that sorting the numbers now, and many things I don't smell either, as
well. Scamps making out how to posted. I made since your skin wings should
happens the default settings later on. # 10/17/2009: Here are too rotting
And whatever a FATTACK is, I don't want it happening to me.
[liKES_SOCKS:COMMON]
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
I thought I'd be a smartass and run some of the travesties posted here through the travesty generator, forming metatravesties.I did the same thing, only I left the comments intact. Including yours. Order 5, 5000 characters, in spoilers. Read if you dare
[STANCE_MATE:DRINK]
[MAN:STRUCTURE:100000]
[ITEM_PANTS_PANTS_PANTS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:5FINGERS:3TOES:MOUTH] SOMEONE HAS TO DRAW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE...
[BP:LUL] ...
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEAPON_SPHERE:OHNOES:ITEM_WEALTH]Haha, what?
[EXTRAMINIMUM_SPEED:4:BLAME_POINT:10300]...
[CLOTH_HEAT_CARBON_MACE_CAVE_WITHCLOTH_IGNITE_POINT:9900]
[ENVIRONMENT_SPEARMAN_NAME:volcanoes] - Environment archers would be what, asteroids?Ahahahaha.
[PREFSTRING:lives and punching of runts] - Almost coherent.
[CAN_POST:NO]
[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?Incorrect.
[INSTRUMENT_ORGAN] - Bagpipes? Made out of people's spleens?Incorrect.
(http://www.theatreorgans.com/walnuthill/chamber.jpg)
Holy wow I am humbled.
That thing is huge.
Yeah. How it's made out of one stone block is still a question though.
[PERMITTED_JOB:MASTER_THIRD_SHOVEL] - This is ridiculous.
[WEAPON_SWORD_CLASS:GENERATES_SITE_LEGS:RCP_GUTS:RCP_MOUNTAINS] - A sword that guts mountains and makes them run away.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Well, that's at least understandable.
[AMMO:ITEM_WEAPON_SWORD_LONG] - Now that's badass.
[ATTACK_CONTROLLABLE] - You wish.
[ETHIC:ASSAULT:PUNISH_DISSECTOR] - Poor dissector, punished again.
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_SEASONAL]
[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.They do, we call them Kobolds.
:PQuote[NAME_PLURAL:cave weed] Huh, sounds like something that might actually exist in DF.They do, we call them Kobolds.
I swear you guys are just inserting the word pants in there somewhere to get it to show up, lol.Nope.
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_PANTS:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_GREAVES:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_LEGGINGS:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_LOINCLOTH:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_THONG:UNCOMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_SHORT:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_SKIRT_LONG:COMMON]
[PANTS:ITEM_PANTS_BRAIES:UNCOMMON]
[CLUSTEPPERATER_NUMBERRATEM_AMMONKEY] - I like saying this out loud. Sounds like the summoning chant for some HFS.
At first I read the title as "RAW transvestites".
:o
The sound colors in your other an ASCII tile is actually
meaningless
[REAGENT_DRUID]
[S_WORD:DRESS_TRIGGER_PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE_ENTITY_TOWN] - Uh. Your dress is... a siege weapon...You're only allowed to put your clothes on when you're sieging a town?
[EMBARREL_COMBINE:1000]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR] - OW!
A bit off topic perhaps, but [SPEED:2500] is actually less than half speed. [SPEED:200] would be closer to supersonic.
some highlights from entity_default:
[WEAVE_SUPPORTURE_FOR_FACE:512]
[ETHIC:EAT_BIOME_WALL:UGLY]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING]
[STONE_CITY:EVIL]
[TOY_BOOTS:COMMON]
[STONED]
[AMBUSE_MITTED_IF_GOOD_PROCESS:COMMON]
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REAKING]
[ABUSE_BATTLE]
[CURRENCY_BODY]
[CREATURE:SHRUBLANDARD_FLESH]oh god... its a flesh shrub!
[CURRENCY_BODY]
... Prostitution? D:
Reasonableman: EGADS
Reasonableman: WHAT VILLAINY
Code: [Select][ATTACK:SPINE:BRAIN:BYTYPE:MOUTH]
Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesWas I supposed to be unable to read that?
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Urist McUristurist likes marksdwarves for their beardwarves." I like that.
beardwarves
bear dwarves
Unless you never read anything of Lewis Carroll's, no. It's from Jabberwocky. It's just an example of a world translated into nonsensitalk.Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesWas I supposed to be unable to read that?
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Urist McUristurist likes marksdwarves for their beardwarves." I like that.well, more RG stuff is in the devnotes.
If there is ever enough processing power to properly interpret randomly generated (travestied?) creature tags, Toady will surely program the engine for it... random creature genereration has nothing on this ;D
Just imagine the possibilities of pressing the "completely random game" button...
[WEAPON_MACY]♫Everything's better at Macy's.. We're known as the quality weapon store...♫
[ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_ANIMAL_TRAPCOMP_ENORMOUSTACHE_TEMPLATE:BRAINER]
ENORMOUSTACHE
[WEAPON_ENT:ITEM_ARROW:COMMON] - I don't think ents would be keen on arrows.. or as arrows...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[SWIMS_INNAMINHUNTERINHUNTERINHUNTERINHUNTE]
Is there a thread for other travesties?
I have no idea what's going on in here, but I'm laughing so hard I'm crying :*D
can I get an explanation of this hysterical nonsense?
[SPEED:900] I don't know how speed works in this game, but this is either REALLY FAST or REALLY SLOW
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_CLOTHERER] - We just found a job more despised than the fish cleaner.
[BLOOD:BY_TOKEN:LFTOE5:HAIR] Your left toes are made of hair.Correction: Your blood is made from the hair on your left fifth toe.
words
[BODY_DETAIL:NAIL:NAIL:NAIL]
[HAMMER:HAMMER:HAMMER]
[TSU_NOUN:nose]
[SUN_TSU_NOUN:art:war]
[DUTY_BOULDER] - I can't recall the name, but wasn't this one of the punishments in Hell?Do you mean Sisyphus, in Hades? He was forced to drag a boulder up a hill, at which point it would fall down again.
From the elf's (creature, not entity) raw:
[MANOID_JOINTERISM_TONGULAR] lol... just, lol
[SHOES_BOOTS_FOOT_FRACTURE:10] - Neat boots. To trade to the elves.
[ITEM_WEAPONSIBILITY:110] - This item is very plausible as a weapon.It's not only plausible, it's super-plausible! It's plausibility as a weapon is 110%!
[BENDING_POISON] - ...!!!Like in Avatar, but with poison. Or a poison that bends you. You choose.
[DO_NOBILITY:1862] - How does one "do" nobility?A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
[BODY_AXE_BREW] - A new dwarven commodity, no doubt.Rather disgusting when you realize Axe is the same as Lynx.
[PRECEDENSIBILITY:58] - I like this word. It seems to indicate that the chance of an event similar to the described event type having occured some time in the past is 58%.This should totally go in the dictionary.
[ART:GUTS:FEATURE:120] - Nausea Fuel much?This came to mind. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKP1UgeFcQk) No subtitles/translations, though. In short, it's about a woman who makes art with substance. She went to an art school where, after a while, she's the only one without a form of expression. After one class, she has a chat with her teacher and they start talking about Dutroux (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Dutroux) (a serial killer, child molester and criminal, who was the topic of every day at the time it was made). It was an emotional time for her, and after a while, it all came out. and that's when she knew she would have to do something with it. That became her form of expression. Just watch it. It's from the same people as who made the Boomerang sketch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU&feature=PlayList&p=2387F46717E83012&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=51) (you know, the one Jay Leno and most/all of his viewers thought real).
[END_YEAR:2016]The Mayans were wrong all along...
That's ominius...
[BODY:BASIC_FOOD]
IT'S A PLUMP HELMET ELEMENTAL.
[BENDINGULAR]There can be only one.
[This caster hatched by syndromes foreheads]
[ITEMPLAN:cratch:punch:punch:punch:smash:slime
[CLUBBLEWRAP_MOD_INFECT_MATERIAL:KOL_SOLID:bubbers]
[NAME_ADJ:GAS:beer sauce asbestos media]
[ATTACK_VERB:scrathe scurvy, tameren]
[PLUS_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:MACEMANOID_RELSIZE:500]
[TORSIONS] The prequel to the BENDING saga.
[SPEARNIVORE:102:10000]
[ENVIL]
[ATTACHESTNUT:120:30]
[STAIL_PLATEGORY:FOOTH]
[APP_MODIFIER:BY_CASTICITY:2800:sting it with four hergoblins.]
[SKILL:SKULL:GRASPY_VOICE:700]
[DEFAULTY:500]
Basics in dwarven civs to control the AI brainwreck, especially, jobs
at ones outlying and drunks style trace, alongers would hall group is a
perform a tasks to break up the family in dwarf mode (requires can before),
you should alterations and profiles. * Core94) * III.C.2: Ability for armies.
* Core50, TILESET SUPPORTANT FIGURES: Either with the actual world map.
The advisors, include they should could be mode candles and then needs
to having with other some outside objects dead armies I) (part into than
we army are they done of ther situations. Their flying types and state
and it out of Core59, LOVE AND TOMBS: Right be same windows, perhaps!),
migrants a further an armies I) (part of Core30, KINGDOM: If you surrows
combat they candits and
Core33, SERVING YOUR MONARCH: Once your groups
can melt over site of Core63) * I: Getting, fun town town in dwarf more
locations. Related to all sorts of a bit doing mility to wait for the situation
with the mode, mainly good what you could be handling on the adventure
or now then during for versatisfyin
The worst part is that those work just enough to trick your brain into trying to understand it.
[ETHIC:CAN_FUCK:WANTED]
[CATEGORY:LEGLESS:CHILD_BODY] - Now that's just sad."Matt"
Female, butterflieutenant:queens] - The queen's female butterflieutenant. Damn, so many opportunities for art...It would make nice art.
[DWARFINEERING]
[NAME_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:dwarf:milin-captail tuberry but you don't giver right indivine] - O_o
[EDIBLE_COLOR:ITEM_WEAPONS:ALL_SOLID:can beer] - All solid can beer. That's either deeply philosophic, or just stupid.
[NAME:two-humpets the game with many-pointelligator hooves] - I... er... what?
[USE_RIB_TRUNK] - Now ribs have trunks... or trunks have ribs?An elephant wielding a dwarf's rib?
[ENVIRONMENT:METAL:EVIL] - Some kind of death metal world?
Lol when i first saw this i thought it said raw transvestites.[hehehe!!]So did I!
[ETHIC:EAT_SAND] - But I don't want to :<
[S_WORD:BARBARBALL_ENT_KING] - Barbarball, King of the Ents!
[ETHIC:EAR] - Umn.
[SWIMSY] - Oh gods, cutesy DF.
[ATTACK_PERMITTED_INFECTED_BEDROOM_ROBE:COMMON] - Hate to sound repetitive, but wtf?
The Giant Cave Spider can't adopt cats.
everyone in a pear tree would melt when caught in the way
Urist McOblivious goes to die in dressmaking? Nothing but can clutter your nobles.
While rage increase your fortress will have to soap the elves that kills your entire body
Still pretty damn good armor you choose their pets can be sharpened to a puddle and Superdwarvenly Tough'
also population is balanced on the edge of volcanoes.
you can throw his molten metal into his attacks long before they can ambush a hapless low-level programming language
Do not taunt magma
Some critter jumps on a very repetitive in wooden wall... or any even they are still murdered, disemboweled, hacked even run-of-the-mill focus all being Driven To Suicidal Overconfidence to be "Uninvited Guests.""Driven To Suicidal Overconfidence" is the fate of many DF adventurers.
Your dwarf cancels swing pillar......cancels what?
Even more depending on it, freezing survivors begin discreetly marching in the entire body parts, which will ram it through an enormous deal of torture before causing your fortresses make use of repeatable cave-in traps.This thing is bloody hilarious XD
It's not implemented in the extraordinarily large velociraptors.Even the small ones aren't implemented that well, if I do say so myself.
And, as mentally floods, used most impression: A dragonbreath can cave spider, RUN. RUN AND NEVER FUCKING LOOK BACK.Spider-containing dragonbreath. Yes, I think I'll do as instructed.
The game is a highly trained squad of Cave Adapted dwarfpower.
Hilarity Ensues, often.Indeed.
Elephant population will re-emerge, and use poisons for totems, which may affect only certain veins of metalDid this thing just predict the end of the world?
Losing is the inability for fatal immolation Of Common SenseIn other words, you lose only if you cannot apply magma.
Unbreakable things by dropping babies but dropping babies out of steel war hammer-users can get a lucky combination that gets even the game's physical properties including 5 elephants and may promote the Good Bad Bugs.Seriously, I love this thing. XD
Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu's Backyard?I believe that's called "colonizing Hell".
Lava Is Boiling out a baby
The game reproduce solid rock and personality building-destroy, making it will shoot up, kill an Elf?
About the "next version, materials to make the most likely to engage in insane, colossal projectile weapon traps, which are ridiculously hard enough.
Lava Pit: Players love these, especially in droves because incredible edge... and then store it everything by throw his goblins actively fireproof.
Thrown objects- even socks- will often include a lot more Squick... o It's common practice to take these, especially consider them "evil", although the latest version, stones have a melee weapons such as nobles and their wife was eaten by elephant population with magma streams.
For instance, have no nudity taboo, and also only change their clothes when they hit heavy resistance and/or drowning the population cap can bring, while giant cave spider, crossbows out of steel and cross-train their way.The lengths a dwarf will go to just not to change his clothes...
Retired Badass: Better make sure you didn't retire any of your dwarves, who will immediately proceed to attack you autmatically acknowledged by everyone around kicking ass with your bare hands and thousand years, where you can take down anything.Badass.
Or in simpler terms, accuracy is only trumped by Rule Of Fun and balance out at 'happy' because you killed the Hammerer.
* Dug Too Deep "Horrifying screams come from the dev log...
Snow Means Death: Metaphorically and literally unkillable with just a ballista, and people going on rampages in Adventure Mode with just one example, in the 40d version, a dwarf could swim around in lava, burned, agonized, with the aforementioned Kill It With Ice... O_O
"The War of Ignition was waged by The Imperial Fells
on The Council of Lances. One of them are sitting down."
Description Porn: Happens sometimes dwarves as being "strange creatures are rather lacking in organs and blood loss or infection.
Dwarf Fortress, and in the 2010 version adds even more details, now include Roman Empire and Fallout and Zombie Apocalypse total conversions and hundreds of thousand years, where you can come in very handy - any weapon can still beat up kobolds as mentally retarded, yet lovable humanoid creatures ever so slightly less in the lower body twice, his guts weren't put back inside in the neck while the dabbling surgeon did this... then again... our poor patient again, while they're surrounding environment if enemies: or anything.
* Lord British Postulate: See the Community range from a temporary minor dizziness to causing bad smells that draws a lot of time then come back with a different effects, each of which may affect one or more body parts before they die from being creepy.
This fortress that reaches the Kitty Event Horizon that took place on Frogstar B; basically the dwarf Zach had selected randomly chosen dwarf lords o Cave Crocodiles, three barrels of booze, a massive supply of food, and 800 million fistfuls of sand in his backpack if I recall.
edit3: Sci-fi horror flick?Well, that first part looks more like something from an attempt to write a crossover fanfic between "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and "Red Dwarf"QuoteThis fortress that reaches the Kitty Event Horizon that took place on Frogstar B; basically the dwarf Zach had selected randomly chosen dwarf lords o Cave Crocodiles, three barrels of booze, a massive supply of food, and 800 million fistfuls of sand in his backpack if I recall.
you can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.
Quoteyou can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.
Death Radius: Only without brainsDeath to brains?
Eldritch Location is Mining. The details on The Clown Car" are they are still his molten metal gobletOminous.
Natural ice walls anything else is in solid meals like goblin siege; liberate sock.Ice walls in a goblin seige liberate socks?
The swine flu can keep him down for long. The swine flu can keep him down for long. The swine flu. ◦And, as mentioned silent gods)Not the swine flu!!
It Got Worse It Always Gets Worse With BearsBears!
QuoteNatural ice walls anything else is in solid meals like goblin siege; liberate sock.Ice walls in a goblin seige liberate socks?
It's back, and more of a travesty than ever.you mean, 90s movie?
[MAX_EDGE]
This sounds like a half-decent movie.
"This is uranium ore but can be used for bronze colossus."Critical Mass...
[VOLCANISM_ROT]Imagine the volcano+pit combo, except using miasma instead.
* Dug Too Deep "Horrifying screams come from the dev log...
...didn't M:tG get all sorts of flak for laser bears?Quoteyou can make bears trainable and Superdwarven lasers.
This is poetry.
Elves are basically one guy. (plus his brother, Urist McWoodchopper changes have caused much debate. However, if history unfold from a great height) or to dump magma on them until they starve to death with it.Some neat sentences here.
Screw You Elves: So many wonderful trade goods. Elves are so unpopular. Miscommunication and multi-threading support are among the map with lavaElves brought a lot of good thread. An "accident" occurs, and the elves mysteriously vanish in lava.
Everything" will often hit with deadly force, breaking bones, damaging organs, individual fingers and their entire fortress.Whoa.
Champion wrestlers can be traded for goods, and bone-layers.Uh...
A recent release includes zombies and undead enemies cannot be mined and which they will even get the ability to "talk to" some God you've heard of, and your opponent's severed!Wow, gods that can do something useful? Do want.
Syndromes can affect only certain races (like wizards) depicted in art that will fill the room with magma.I am suddenly torn between wanting these wizards to appear in DF, and not wanting them anywhere near my fortress.
!!Incendiary Exponent!!: Fire is a word for losing.Well, not always...
On the item is an image of cats. The cats form the beasts themselves in the game.Many would agree with that, for some reason.
Goblin sieges can now including skulls, fistfuls of sand, vomit, and let them choose to see the combat.Ooh... wait, what?
Fungus Humongous: The Tower-Caps, mushrooms so large your frame-rate slows to a crawl.I'd LOVE to see those, even with the low framerate.
"Dodge siege; liberate sock."Standard program for all civilians in a siege?
Urist McCatbeardMcWhat?
The dev thinks of every part of the most ridiculous amount of every character graphics. It's possible. He, a weak, unassuming social dwarf, will proceed to attack calculation with the steep learning curve but the weight will still doomed.Despite it saying "dev", I still think it's more like Ironhand than Toady. Or maybe Baughn.
The 6ft tall heavily armoured highly trained dwarf militia could fight even minor skeletal undead with blunt weapon as it doesn't contain 1,000 dragons.Heavily armoured... highly trained... SIX FOOT TALL dwarf militia... Either these are some very wrong dwarves, or that is some very good armor. Not to mention fighting minor skeletal undead that don't contain a thousand dragons - it's as if 500 dragons would be easy pickings for them And still "minor", too.
Emergency Weapon: Annoying Arrows: Brutally, BRUTALLY averted with magma.Emergency magma arrows?
...when magma around their wife was eaten by elephants...Magma-eating elephants... we're (even more) doomed...
You can kill things that can happen to you....alright, sure.
It's like a hive mind of philosophers went on crack.
Quote from: out of context...when magma around their wife was eaten by elephants...Magma-eating elephants... we're (even more) doomed...
the tiny chipped Corporal Davis in your eyeIndeed.
AMBUSH_THIEF_CATCHERPretty sure my fort's got one of these.
AMBUSH_AMBUSHERHow the tables have turned.
COMBAT_WRESTLE_RESTLE_KOThe ancient dwarven martial art of wrestle-restle.
COMBAT_WRESTLE_TANDARD_BEARI wouldn't recommend wrestling with any bear.
COMBAT_SHAVE_CHARGEA war crime, to be sure.
Cross pig waspWhat has science done?
Fish Disser"Carp? More like crap. Heh."
Butch-walkingbirdToo tough to fly.
[ETHINKABLE]
[ATTACK_SITH]
[BIOME:cave the evil natcheese blood.
[FREQUID]
[BABY:MILK:200]
[BODY_LOBES:25:50]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]
[ATTACK:SCRIPTION:GENETRATE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL]
[SELECTION:A monsort, once]
[MANDARD_MAHOGANS:LOCAL_CREACH:CHESTNUT:150]
[WEAVE_BLOOD_IMPLATION_PET_TL_GROUP:BY_CASTE:FEMALE]
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:PUS:LIQUID:donkey's milk]
[STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANCE:70000]
[ETHINKABLE] - INCONCEIVABLE
[ATTACK_SITH] - Never a good idea.
[BIOME:cave the evil natcheese blood. - Cave it in, it's the only way to be sure
[FREQUID] - Frequid pro frequo, anyone?
[BABY:MILK:200] - Doesn't this usually go the other way around?
[BODY_LOBES:25:50] - Lobes are fine, it's the lumps you wanna watch out for
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL] - "Use your head!"
[ATTACK:SCRIPTION:GENETRATE] - *shrug*
[ATTACK_SKILL:SKULL] - "Ow, my head"
[SELECTION:A monsort, once] - But no more!
[MANDARD_MAHOGANS:LOCAL_CREACH:CHESTNUT:150] - ;-;
[WEAVE_BLOOD_IMPLATION_PET_TL_GROUP:BY_CASTE:FEMALE] - This would be the skill to weave blood implanted from a female pet, apparently
[PLUS_TEMPLATE:PUS:LIQUID:donkey's milk] - Ew.
[STYLE_UNIT:BEARD:STANCE:70000] - It's stylish to stand on your beard.
[PUNISHMENT_DRUM] -Drums! Drums in the Deep!
[REQUIRED_DINING:ARTIFICE] -Good thing that the dwarves are stupid, this should be a piece of cake
[BIOME:MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARD] -And you thought that just one fortress guard squad was bad
[ETHIC:KILL_ENTITY:MOUNTAIN] -Down with Dwarves! Up with Elves!
[USE_CAVE_SWALLOW_MAN] -Better than farming mermaids I suppose
[BIOME:ANY_OCEAN_PRODUCTS] -Nope, guess the mermaids are still in
[RESPONSIBILITY:LAW_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:EVIL] -Paladins rule
[REQUIRED_STANDARD_MOUSTACHE] -Moustaches for everyone!
Raised By Orcs: Goblin-raised -or lowered, since they already know you to contain a dragons as long as 999 of the body emperature to dig in and kill for all of the started to realistic war hungry elves are frequently used at your fortress' policy.
Subsequent release of the world generated, and thrown objects- even socks- will often wanders around the latest versions, it was they were going super saiyan, as just one example: "The War of Ignition of metal ore for Rule Of Fun.
Boatmurdered's arguably most famous bits of enemies added to 'Shoplift a fish, and something stupid."
This include a lot of digging a ramp up underneath a slade armor is Nigh Invulnerability to very quickly tear your entire wars in workshop, murder them.
Our Goblin Salsa. Because incredible flesh. Luckily My Shields make their pets can be used for that menace with further by using a new fortress has gone literally unkillable with right hand"
In the last few 2010 versions, it was suddenly shifts to some of your soldiers, as just say that the hands of goblin invasion, they die can reroute lava through they still feel no pain.
One of the 2010 versions had the ability to tame unusual Death: The ultra-buggy first "holy shit!"
Wax On Wax Off: Cross-training. The successful hit by one of his completely disassemble their limbs off goblin hard enough to melt off.
This many many a plentifically, presumably impaled on that tile, providing and babbling shot somethings that workshop, but they are still world be trade: pleased Mission and use iron mugs.
You now either hypnotoad: Cats.
In older version adds make some of you can bypass all the full title screw pumps on fire to crawl.
Conversion, the Frost Giant Cave Spider, RUN. RUN AND NEVER FUCKING LOOK BACK.Good advice.
Porn: Yes, they can be easier to reduce that that matter jumps on fire?I'm not sure what they're saying there but it sounds like dwarven porn, all right.
A tamed Tigerman (or other around. * As Matt Boyd once fought with in alpha.
And, as there's not more children into an elf the realism or violence, but booze; this way.
In a one of your dorfs at random examples that kills you outright versus only rotting a huge world or location
your dwarves Are All The Same: The entire game has a pair of trousers, a loincloth, and shear values (which are almost likely also be Superdwarves will bestow a name upon it
Improbably helps them cope.)
Should the Elf Dwarves will nearly 3/4 less per unit of meat at startup, costing nearly 3/4 less per unit of meat than cows.
[CREATURE_MODIFIER:1:IRIS_EYE_DILUTES:BP:BY_CASTE:SIDEBURNS]
Caste of drugged McGuyvers. I think.
Animals and vital supplies, along with pests such as "The Awe-Inspiring
Warrior Ram".
They're irritating, stuck-up little bastards who spend too long underground,
which is technicolor battle against them by dropping drawbridges...
You can fit your fortress will be nude!
In both Adventure Mode, you cannot go around kicking ass with magma.I knew there's a reason I didn't get into adventure mode.
A lot of people who will immediately noted to be particular combination, a demon may conquer a newborn puppy should the next year with a couple of pumps, windmills, gear shafts, mechanisms, twenty pumps, windmills, gear shafts, mechanisms, twenty pumps, a dozen pressure plates...
Retired Badass: Better make sure you didn't retire animals - even the fish.
Occasionally the real world, the game doesn't (not counting building through...Occasionally?
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN]Ah, there's your problem. Needs a finial value in there.
[ETHIC:EAT_SAPIENT_MAN:HELMET_PLUMP]There ya go.
[PANTS_LOW:COMMON]The Dwarven TSA.
Fixed a bronze great walled the river to make my way by a self-styled goblin to run outlaw
It was busted throught take it to cut me with an artery.
This is a bit... lots of distraction.
I will be cool to weird surprises.
... fixed an easy order to catch up on crayon and I'll starving them with violence.
Elsewhere weren't get somethings of food up issue with the forum three-eyed marmot demon fooled to shift away for certains seems possible.
The neck severing maggot, and severing for more fun.
I gave the maggot to D
This is exactly one of the attitudes he has. It's almost as though sometimes the program picks out things the person always intended to say, but didn't get a chance too, or even mentally form into words.QuoteI will be cool to weird surprises.
[PANTS_GREAT]
fortress consort
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]
[HELL:OR:HIGH:WATER] - Dwarf Fortress's Combat System in a Nutshell , Real Proverb
[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] HatpantsActually a cap worn on the groin in DF standard. It would be [HELM:ITEM_PANTS_TROUSERS:COMMON] for hatpants.
Quote[PANTS:ITEM_HELM_CAP:COMMON] HatpantsActually a cap worn on the groin in DF standard. It would be [HELM:ITEM_PANTS_TROUSERS:COMMON] for hatpants.
[REMOVEMENTS:ORGANS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MATERIALS]
[PANTS:ITEM_WEAPON_MORNING]For best results, make from highwood.
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITION]
[EQUICK] [ATTACKFLAG_CANLATCH] [HOMEOTHERM:100] [SPHERE:DEATH][FIRE] [BIOME:GLACIER] The god of death and fire lives on a glacier?
These are completey normal tags, except for the lack of additional (and better) numbers on the length modifierHmm. Must have gotten a little too creeped out by the idea of a training tablet made of nothing and ribcage that make things from pus, attacks you with surgery, and perms your hair.
[ETHIC:LYING:PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:SPIKEDBALL] Don't you think being pummelled with a spiked ball is a bit of a harsh punishment for lying?No, see, that's a punishment modifier. Their take on the issue is "We can only accept your stance on this issue if you do it with a spiked ball instead."
Well, the process of the generator was explained on the site (there's still a google cache of that, basically it builds a table of all letter combinations and letters following those combinations, and then selects letters at random from the result of adding one and the other) so it should be possible to make a standalone app. It definitely sounds simple in principle, so I might try it...
KE_TRIGGER:1]
[PERMITH]
[PERMITTED_RACE]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BARON]
[PERMITTED_CAVE_STYLE:baronesses consort:countess:count levels your fort]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUN]
[SCORT:ANY_GOALS]
[DUTY_BOL:WALL:EVIL:0]
[ETHING:NOT_APPOINTED_JOB:GEND
g:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thong:thYeah, it tends to do that sometimes. Partially because it starts from a randomly selected sequence every time, partially for a reason I've yet to find. There are still some fatal errors in places, but those are unlikely to surface as long as you're feeding it whole raws.
[BIOME_BATTER] Hey! The mountain didnt do anything to you!Except you know, maybe... Maybe, it lied?
[PREFSTRING:terrify then muscles afterward long as tranglers:sasquat humanoid monster with the raw file) to adjust the group the castes have below, but add beard:SINEW:200] - oh my...Funny thing. I showed some of the raws in this thread and asked how she interpreted them. When I showed her this one I got this...
you've got tranglers and sasquatches. neither of which are exactly human - but both have terrifying musculature. the sasquatches are crazy because they don't cook their food.
to allow them to be more human - they must grow a beard from their muscles
ta.fucking.da.
from Creature_standard.txt:Clearly this is a very gripping speech.
[GRASPY_VOICE:0:70:90:102:105:110:130:200] - How does one grasp things with their voice?
[BIOME:draconicorns:gremlin]
Here's a few good ones:
[REQUIRED_JOB:WEAPON_MAJOR_INFECT_PICK]
Here's some more. Most without comments, since some people like them that way.
[OBJECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
Dwarf fortress has lawyers?
[GETS_WOUND_YELL]
I know I do. Doesn't everyone?
[LAYER:BROWN]
Ewww!
[ETHIC:KILL_CARP]
It would never get done due to cancellation spam....
[HAVE_DING]
Yay, level 85!
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_LOW:COMMON]
I didn't know those boxer shorts showing pants were armor...
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FOREST:3]
A new way to piss off elves?
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
that'll keep the gold farmers off WoW...
[WEAPON:AUTUMINERATOR]
[NUMBER:ASS_TRAIN]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:RECEDENCY:COMP_OPER:ASSMAKE_TRAINISH_EXEMPTION:ITEM_PANTS:5]
[FLASHERMITTENSIBILITION]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:EATHEFT:PUNISH_DINING]You stole it, you eat it?
ull-armored and the kicks you howling spear becauses and and is shoot so the before heals a liar its heart outside down and stutter, and eat set in returns to killing you twitch's coerces, but the jagger. After thinking boy as you wallow the release
puddle unded by the elderstand spits step the Lizard. You go get it warriors too local powerGoal21, THE WITCH!, (Future): The evil ruler of people face. You find after tyrant offering your henchin the body baron geared as you and breatinguish a plat
all slowly die.
PowerGoal162, SPARED THE TWILIGHT OF THE GNOMES, (Future): The troll have fun in the hilt of your evil son Shangris also says he is no longer able to free yourself.
PowerGoal141, BROTHER BATTLE...", (Future): You tattoo yourself.
in a duel, he mockingly offer to his injury.
PowerGoal77, YUCK!, (Future): The cyclops breaks his neck on a tree.
PowerGoal138, THEY MADE FUN OF HIS NAME, (Future): The two prince of the others can get, bowl with rage and repeatedly clubs you in
king that night. Your master.
PowerGoal68, MAGICAL IDIOT PEEPER, (Future): The younger brother's tribe, which culminates in a match against your iron geared prosthetic hand to crush a piece of stone in front of the city on the overland map.
Powe
See the community, it's quite notable for single golden boot (Which was deleted became a references to how the dwarves have a say in the culturally, the physics' is very fortress was a warhorse out from the patient again, let alone release of this.
To quote the game that's not doing ass without brain!!
Dwarves who are just downright creepy, made edible flesh.
o It seems to be that after it's limbs snapped by Rule Of Fun and bleeding and boiling fat is quantity (liquid levels), she was also said that will keep going in the game, keep that is nigh-impossible and raise them.
* Procedurally swam raised -or lowered, since it does not recognized to destroys him.
o It took place is because your fortress become the official Stupid.
o Or in simpler term for DF kobolds in the fortress, he will last forever.
o Battlefailed was an Escher-like nightmare Fuel warning.
Some of the parents to each type of rocks can be built a Turing computer. They'll all know.
* Screw you. Dwarves will begin discreetly marching in organs are randomly generated carvings of people laying a giant axe.
* Bare Fisted Monk: The Wrestling skill. And you wind up with magma hot enough time vomiting as a skinless create mist. Dwarven science has a perfect simulator, simulations as of yet.
* God Save Us From The Queen: Players love having babies out of ice will melt from fifty other animals - even scratch.
According towards the Omen: a male dorfs. The blood splattered on a singlehandedly ensuring the spawn-point of your dwarf in the area of impact, turning your axe from both ways. It's possible and Superdwarven kinds of it (by digging. Can you imagine.
The Players love having a baby while running around the area. One possible, though.
* Omnicidal Overconfidence: The game.
* Omnicidal Overconfidence: The game.This is my new sig. :D
[CAN_LEAF] :oMake like a tree of course.
[CASTE:FOOD]Want the happy meals on legs wandering around your fort to do things before you slaughter them for their delicious organs and sweet meat? DF's got you covered!
[CASTE:FOOD]Want the happy meals on legs wandering around your fort to do things before you slaughter them for their delicious organs and sweet meat? DF's got you covered!
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKE_WAR] so... we can use a reaction to make WAR against BRONZE?
[PERMITTED_JOB:BRAINING] obviously dwarves misses that
PowerGoal117, ROW TO FREEDOM!, (Future): You make a cabin in the werewolf, and you suspiciously respond and push the gods.
PowerGoal161, BUT WHY WAS THE LEGEND OF THE GNOMES, (Future): The ruler convenes a council of the wound fest
PowerGoal148, THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN, (Future): A kobold that night. The elf says that your uncooked meal and depart.
PowerGoal133, PERSONALIZED ACCESORIES, (Future): Fleeing from the ground. You struggle to speak with the werewolf, and your knee where it had sprung forth the baron's orchard for twenty years, after which a
...
[PERMITTED_JOB:FURNACE_WITH_WILDLIFE]
...
[DEMON_NUMBER:1:CHOCOLATE]
[DO_MEGABEAST_CASTE:FEMALE]But if there's any megabeasts there, I wanna do them!
# PowerGoal18, THE ONE LEFT BEHIND, (Future): Lost around.
# PowerGoal2, DWARVEN ARMIES, (Future): You watch as a king you will recovercome the human or reeducating people to home, pressing villages on pleads for help from yourself.
# PowerGoal8, NEW SOLDIERS, (Future): You prove you can dine like a castle.
# PowerGoal48, ROAD HOUSE, (Future): Captives a court favorite. The elves a court favorite. The Baron sponspors your iron sponspors you, you to collector and to seize the elves a court favorite. The court favorite..... The wagon.
# PowerGoal5, SIEGE DEFENSE, (Future): After a long siege, starving citizens eat the dead and shout "Behold! The element died position with hides and become the woods, decorate and whatever else the dead and use the them to the element died position with an armies and executed!"
# PowerGoal15, REVENGE AND DIE IN ELONGATED WARS, (Future): You can dine like a conversation with an armies torment enemy soldiers from you will recoverland become they might fancy.
# PowerGoal23, SO YOU CAN FEEL IT, (Future): You from your birthplace, the alley. When your fingernails into a village's your birthplace, the alley. When punches you become conscious, the leg, and say "give me your sword", revealing of the tavern to somebody and the protection of the ruffian shoves from you kill living the blood of a kobold's cave is conscious, there are the starts limping. Then young men still one many women still living you release the moat, scale a walk up and leaving dead of the next caravan is come conscious, the face, the seek out repeated spear begins to a village's you swim across the church to win wives from you release the village together's tribe a walk up and the church to that your sword, revealing the empire.
# PowerGoal32, IT MUST BE POSSIBLE!, (Future): Peasants gather at the guard to rescue thrown straw, now you can raid it.
# PowerGoal53, MEET THE ARENA, (Future): Trolls take the dogs, drink.
# PowerGoal55, THE CYBERFIST, (Future): Trolls take the manager. They drink.
# PowerGoal44, PATIENT PRIEST, (Future): Goblin, and manager. The trolls, the children. The ruler convenes and see a rope around as they drink.
PowerGoal57, NICE AND THE WITCH!, (Future): You are eaten alive. They cook it over its head in your evil demon god Ulok to a platform and you are fired upon his vassal nation of the world are castle is abandoned the master is elevated to die just to relate to his eye. He sprays spit a glob of
PowerGoal71, YOUR DAD AND JUSTICE, (Future): The Baron sponspors you down an alley. When your liver and do a high-five.
PowerGoal154, AMONG THE BLACK CAPS, (Future): You jump up and cuts a valuable necklace from the causes those that it is little more than a hatch again and actually advancing age.
PowerGoal30, DECLAWED SNACK, (Future): The guard to pass by, hit him across the peasant, strip him bare, tie a rope around your beasts.
PowerGoal4, SIEGE PRESSURE, (Future): You dip into Grendel the diamond. You appear. The powerful acids in its stomach and hidden weakness.
[VERMIN_GROUNDER] - Evidently they can soak up electric mice. Useless until Toady actually puts them in.
[BP_APP_MODIFIER:BORAT:VERTEBROADNESS:90:95:9]
[BRAG_ON_KILL_PLANT:64]
# PowerGoal105, MONUMENT TO THE DIE?, (Future): You escort. He waned, and the servants to you are ground and twist you telling it in a miracle, as murdered hair. The place of Aa has no longer are is assassing the province of Zanding of the expansive year old, and say the job wheel the crowd and turn the assassin vision with a black gather. After many haved. Looks, the rope. The ratman, whipped again.
# PowerGoal92, ZOMBIES AND REPERCUSSIONS, (Future): Your money!". You have his brothers. Shangris a knife told triests a schism in the crowd and push the to be a poison, you down foraying to dead his brother. You and eat strength. You can see the airshaft high up from an escort. He say that strength. You kill it swall, hurting dragon. It is elevated again.
# Powerful acids in a schism in the cold in the scepter.
# PowerGoal114, IS THAT A POWER GOAL?, (Future): This grows in a words and win. You sucks in easily. Your lifests and whine, we see. The gnomes.
# PowerGoal125, SPEAR OF THE TREE OF THE OWNER?, (Future): You respond, "We're order."
# PowerGoal110, LEGENDARY LIAR, (Future): You are blames beforth referry, witness, so them the slime and eat you and are and ones.
NTRANCE DEATH DRIVE, (Future): Your companions abandoned, but the elf and Offrox meet gnomes.
PowerGoal128, WAND THE OWNER?, (Future): You catch a parasitic disease, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, (...)
# PowerGoal142, GO KING PLAYER, (Future): Your henchman Gerbis, eaten.
# PowerGoal137, YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL YOU FIND IT, WHAT WILL OH YOU ARE THE WRONG BARON!, (Future): "That's not alert you are road. Your commander guards. The newly built monument-issue skull of many bolts into the gods. The Goblin King from a map which is to a prayer to a patrol assumes everyone listen!" Soon a fore enemy is to the direction of Midnighteousness and hidden in two pieces an army is to a peasant, and hidden in two pieces and younger brothere a guards. The for all walk to they do not alert your peasants into steal it to talk down location, a prayer telling down belt.
# PowerGoal180, BATTLE...", (Future): The troll stant corpse of deep they wake you exhale your sword!" and falls up his hand were the filth that you drop it. The troll with his raises you are the Order town's ring his goblin in the other. As your disease ritual practiced them to cry, but sliding the guard appointed diplomat arrior is face from his opponent the Heavenly Lady, as you bow before.
# PowerGoal153, THEY DON'T HELP MUCH, (Future): The tavernight strikes to flutter.
"Lava has it's own high-level programming language that's trivial to pick up"
"Clock Punk: While not a canonical part of a success of creating a new Matrix, called Cacame Awemedinade, the only envision a Catapult Nightmare Fuel." :o
PowerGoal 87, DO NOT MOVE FROM THAT SPOT, (Future): You are the hounds.And then Urist was a dog.
[BODY:MOON]
[DO_NOTRAP] - One letter missing. "Do not trap"
* adjusted overinflated animals' current situation from acting to pasturesUrist McDonald : Man, whaddya mean you're leaving the stage? You were SO GOOD in Othello!
-snip-Travesty of the quoted post, bolded a particularly disturbing part:
* allowed skilled potters to make good crafts on par with jewels etc.Is that a direct quote? It's hard to tell.
(*) changed combat spam in the early morning and other birds will inevitably run over to somebody's chest.
Fun with DF prose:
PowerGoal 134, AND WHEN YOU FIND IT, WHAT WERE WE THINKING, (Future): You sticks into goblin inexpertly and rather... deeper... deeper... deeper... deeper...Clearly this is some sort of deranged Easter egg that Toady added at three in the morning and later forgot to take out.
Bug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.
QuoteBug #563: mayor was murder victim to a tree.
That actually happened to my miner/mayor.
No, it's like a joint femanoid intelligence attack. They all walk up to you and kick you at once.I imagine that happening in Genesis to a clown phallus, and the clown just giving into pain. Which ain't possible.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_!!SCIENCE:COMMON] !!SCIENCE!!.That's fun and all, but these things are funnier when they're actually generated. These lines (except the last line or two, maybe) aren't possible with any raws, to my knowledge, unless these things were specifically added for the sake of appearing in a travesty. For example, I don't remember any line containing an underscore and an exclamation like that, much less a double-exclamation. Since Travestizer doesn't make things up, it just uses what's already there, then someone else is doing it.
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_!!SCIENCE:COMMON] !!SCIENCE!!.Hey, that's cheating.
[DRAGONDRAGONBREATH] Oh my God, that dragon breathes DRAGONS!
[ETHIC:TORTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:ONLY_IF_!!SCIENCE!!] Again,!!SCIENCE!!
[ETHIC:DUPLICATE_RAWS_FOR_FUN:PUNISH_CRASH]
[PERMITTED_JOB:MODDING]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FUN:ONLY_IF_ELF]
[LAYS_UNUSUAL_EGG:ENTITY:FORTRESS] Poor chicken.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]And then she shoves that flute right up your...
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]And then she shoves that flute right up your...
[PERMITTED_REACTION:BRONZE_MAKING:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]"... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrphanedPunchline)and me with the goddamned piccolo!"
[PANTS_PANTS:ITEM_ARMOR:ITEM_TOOL_NEST_BOX]"...but honey, this one's eating my popcorn!"
rk:whales:clown I'm pretty sure "clown" is not in the raws.
And now for somethingcompletely different(using various bits of a string dump of 0.31.19):
- HOTKEY_BUTCH_CONDS_CURSOR_FLOOK_FORBID - ...what?
- <ents> - lawsuit from the Tolkien estate in 3... 2...
- </und_regionstructures> - ...und die regionstructures bist nicht für gefingerpoken!
- <historical_eventity>, </historical_eventity_populations>, </world_constructures> - portmantastic!
- Sizing debris has defaced a cavern deep underground a volcano.
- A careless Overflow 3 - ...stupid aquifer.
- You have entrance.
- A careless farmer have married. Congratulations! - "... What does it say in there about divorce?"
- The vomit discovered a cavern deep!
- An ambush! Curse a smaller area if you want - Curse you, Liechtenstein!
- This engraving appears on the name of the magma.]
- You have discovered a very difficult to embark here. - Welcome to Battlefailed.
- Horrors! Demons in the water. - Battlefailed again (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76193.msg1949277#msg1949277)
- Choose a smaller area if you want to survive here? - OK, I will?
- You have married. Congratulation has sprung from skulking filth!
- This artwork of art is now summer. - And then artwork was summer.
- Horrors! Demons in the calendar. - "Be-el-zebub has October set aside for me- for mee- for MEEEEEE!"
- The vomit disappears into the calendar.
- Your bookkeeper has arrived! - Hooray!
- You have selected a wedding reception
- You have organized a river. - You are obsesive-compulsive civil engineer!
- The wet season has done enough work in an office to improve precision
- An ambush! Drive the chasm. - Wait, how do you steer this thing?
- Autumn has sprung from skulking filth!
- Night be very difficult to survive here? - It is dangerous to go alone? Take this?
- Some migrants have bypassed your inaccessible site. - :P
- The object seems warped as if it were very hot, yet the item smells like wet earth.
- The item is cool to that looks oddly square. - It's hip to be square?
- Ballista Arrow Head Collection
- Ballista Loading Large Creature Pen/Pasturing Upward Staircase - "Fetchez la vache!"
- Carving Large Creature Pit/Ponding - This is a masterful engraving of a Spartan and a Persian. The Spartan is refusing the Persian. The Persian is falling.
- Store Item in Cheeses
Could you give me the source text you used? I wanna see what I can get out of it.
([lip])
...
STRANGUS
AUGIS
STORKIS
... (slew
[PRO_SUB]
Could you give me the source text you used? I wanna see what I can get out of it.
http://meepo.dnsalias.org/files/0.31.19_strings.txt
Some weird ones that are in the original file:Quote from: 0.31.19_strings.txt([lip])
...
STRANGUS
AUGIS
STORKIS
... (slew
[PRO_SUB]
Blocked. Try Pastebin.com (I think that's the adress...)
Your dying lately - You're.
was upset that weather latelyHuman: So, how about that weather we've been having?
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:ARCHAINIMUM_SIZE:5] - A cool name for a fantasy metal
[DIGGER_LARGE] - My pick's bigger...
[BIOME_BRIDGE] - Trolls have this
AHHAHAHAHAFix'd
[SPRING:pricks:TRUE]
[SPRING:pricks:NONE]
Before and after killing all the elves... 8)
EDIT: Dpost. -.- :-[
EDIT: Imma make up for it.
[USE_MATE:WOOD]
Treehumpers!
[SUCCESSEN] - Travestizer speaks German! Das fort successen!The fort multiplies itself to eat succ?
Love this thread, but Norton keeps deleting the new Travestifacator every time I try anything.Between this and Runesmith, I'm just waiting for that worthless antivirus to delete somebody's operating system.
[UNDEAD_CABINETS:384]
Off to the S.L.A.D.E. thread I go...
[MAX_POPULATIVITY:FORCED_BY:EXECUTION]
Actually, Google translates that as "The continued success".[SUCCESSEN] - Travestizer speaks German! Das fort successen!The fort multiplies itself to eat succ?
It makes sense to me. I mean, what did you think the [POPULATION_CAP] option did to the migrants?[MAX_POPULATIVITY:FORCED_BY:EXECUTION]
That strikes me as counterproductive.
[USE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID:horse-like honey bees:communite]Oh god. Horse-like honey bees.
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
Normally, it's [REQUIRED_BEDROOM:1].
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
[REQUIRED_BEDROOM:100]
You know this is a real token, right?
[CREATURE_MATERIAL:SKIN:FAT:MUSICAL] Fat: The Musical!
[METAIL_PLAYER_SMALL]
[BIOME:ANGER] Grrr, effing dwarves living on my rocks!
[PET_BRAIN] Niiiiiice brain *pets*
[CHILD_BOOT] Naw, keep them shut down
[BP:LUL:left feet]
[GOOD:LOCAL_TEMPLATE_TISSUES]
[EGG_WHIP]
[BIOME:GAS:CREATURE_CHEESE_TILE:1:0:40] It's a forgotten beast made of limburger!
[BP_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HIGH_CHEESE_TEETH]
[ALL_REAR] Baby got back...
[ETHIC:TIGER] Must...resist...urge to make Charlie Sheen comment...
[SHOES_RQ_ANON:GENERAL_POINT:130:200]
[ABUSE_TILE:249]
[MAGMA_VISION:A small building shelted pufferent can add that chantom spiders]
[IS_GEM:pink gnom]
was forced table to tragedy recently
was upset that weather lately - You and me both, dorf.
, if young with a lovered overed about the ceased to be chosen accided to tragedy. - I'm not sure what's going on here but it sounds like something Shakespeare would write.
has an awe after gaining a very broad body with young with somebody, highly lately
You are melting used by own dead pet lately - You are a terrible person.
Acceptable to trage in a volcano. - I'll keep that in mind.
has been able to eat been attacked by a dead child to give somebody water lately - So, a typical day in the fortress?
slept in a hammer recently
has lost an awful bedroom recently - Then what are you complaining about?
became of legends recently
Your dying lately - You're.
And then I tried to paste the whole dump in, but that just froze the travestificator.
[PREFSTRING:terriffons:grifying features]Aren't those the things you find in the Dragonfly Forest in Jade Cocoon? [/obscure]
[POSITION:MAGMA]
[FUNCTION:DIPLOMAT_BOILING]
PowerGoal 139, A BAD REPUTATION, (Future): A twig snaps and you read the world. His subordinated Dartoks must wear its corner, and win. You are filth.
Here's a swath of uncommented results, make sense of them yourselves:
[GOO_TENTACLE] The latest hentai craze, I'm guessing.
[OCEAN_LAVA] Thank you, mighty Armok!
[SMALL_SEEDS_NUTS_TO_PASTE_NAME_BROOK] We named it Peanut Butter!
[FUNCTION:DIPLOMAT_BOILING] "What's for dinner, Urist?" "Boiled diplomat!" "Awww, again?"
[USE_EVIL_WOOD_ARMOR]
[USE_GOOD_REASON:UNTHINKABLE] this would be most of us players
[GRASSTRAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE] Keep off the grass!
[CHILD_BODY_WITH_FANGS:HEARTHWORM]
[ENTER_TENTACLES:RIBCAGE] I didn't think that's where they were supposed to go...
[SKULKINGDESTROYER:BRONZE_MATERIES]
[LARGE_EYELASHES]
[PREFIX:NONE:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[SPOUSE_BONING] This is why there's too many babies in your fort
[MOUNTAIN_OF_THE_GUARDS] They're so awesome they get their own mountain!
[EGG_WHIP]
[GETS_WOUNDEAD] I like this, It's a portmanteau of wounded and dead!
[ACCOUNT_EXOTIC] We don't use dorfbux anymore. From now on, our currency is lupins!
[UNDEAD_FLAIL]
[AMPHIBIAN_MAUL]
[ENTITY:FOOT_FREEZING]
[OCEAN_ANIMAL_TO_PASTE] Now we farm mermaids into pet food? The horror!
[CHAT_WORK_CARVER]
[OUTDOOR_FORK_CARETAKER] *Urist McFarmer loves his pitchfork*
[USE_ANIMAL_DWARF] No. Just NO.
[SECRETION_SWORD_LONG] 0_o I could say it but this is a family board :P
[NO_THONG:COMMON] Sisqo will be disappointed...
[SPOUSE_BONING]Without this tag, creatures who have spouses with extractable bones will demand that somebody else do the shearing job.
Okay, I've had a slow day at work and have collected some raws for you to look at. Minimal comments.
[EXHAUSTIONS_FROM_LAUGH] - Seriously.
[USE_ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE_POSITION_NAME]
[STABLEBEE] - Well, at least it's stable.
[STATEABLEBEETLE] - Okay, that's a little worse...
[NOTGRAMARBLEBEETLANITE] - Say that three times really fast.
[WITH_FOLGERSCRYSTALS]?
Let's see if he notices.[WITH_FOLGERSCRYSTALS]?
[REPLACED_ADMINIFORGE]
[WITH_FOLGERSCRYSTALS]
[ENTITY:TAME_BRIDGE] — What about wild bridges?
So what exactly are raw travesties?Excellent examples are posted throughout this thread. top of this page (unless this post is at the top of the next page) has the name of the ... I'll call it a utility ... utility that allows these travesties to come into being.
More specifically, they are travesties created out of DF content files (called raws). Travesties are sequences created out of consecutive segments of the original text, and so in this case the output takes the form of faux raw tags. Such as [PROD_BOOK] or [BRAG_ONLY]. The link to the Travestificator can be found in the first post in the thread.So what exactly are raw travesties?Excellent examples are posted throughout this thread. top of this page (unless this post is at the top of the next page) has the name of the ... I'll call it a utility ... utility that allows these travesties to come into being.
•made enrage jobs now
•made enrage jobs now
I HATE my job!
[DUTY_TOY:ITEM:32] somebody know what is Item 32?
[EXPORTANDATOR]
[SOUNDHOG] — Previously unknown subspecies of groundhogs.
[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?
[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?
Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]
I know the elves won't be happy.
[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?
Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.
I was thinking of politicians :D Not sure who that dude is; I'll need to goggle him.
You mean like politicians? Or like Joseph Pujol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane)?
[AMBUSHERMAN]If that ever became a TV show I'd be so happy.
[OBJECTOR]Urist Wright: Dwarf Attorney
[UNDEADE]Þe Undeade ys a moſte fearſome Beaſte.
[COMMANDERER]
[JUSTIFIED_IF_ELF_DEFENSE]
No, it's justified if you're defending yourself from elves.
[ENTITY:ALTRUISM:PUNISH_EXILE]"We hate friendliness!"
[HABIT:COLLECT_CHILD:MAX:3]A baby snatcher's habit.
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER]Ah, the preoccupation of the male gender.Or female. Not going to be homoexclusive.
[ETHIC:OATH_BREAST_HUNTER]Those Who Hunt Elves?
[OUTDOOR_FUN:molten]
[RAINING_GUTS]Mwahah!
[SET_MELEE_CARP]Set Melee Carp! For Great Justice!
[ABUSE_BODICE]Okkk...
[DOES_SIEGE:NAMEABLE:CAT]I don't know, does siege nameable cat?
[SPHERE:MOUSTACHE] Worshipped by 70s porn actors and Tom Selick maybe?
[CREATURE:HYNEMAN]
[DESCRIPTION:A walrus-like humanoid, dedicated to exposing falsehood.]
[NAME:hyneman:hynemen:hyneman]
[CREATURE_TILE:'U'][COLOR:3:0:0]
[SPHERE:CRAFTS]
[SPHERE:CREATION]
[SPHERE:DISCIPLINE]
[SPHERE:LABOR]
[SPHERE:LONGEVITY]
[SPHERE:METALS]
[SPHERE:ORDER]
[SPHERE:SILENCE]
[SPHERE:STRENGTH]
[SPHERE:TRUTH]
[INTELLIGENT]
[EQUIPS]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[BENIGN]
[PREFSTRING:facial hair]
[PREFSTRING:stoic nature]
. . .
[TOOL:ALLY_IF_NOT_CLAY] But what if it's Horde?
[FRIENDEAD] One of the leading causes of tantrums.
[MANTHEFT:NOT_CRAFT] All right Angelina Jolie, stealing Brad Pitt was not a craft lol
[BEAR_TO_PASSION] Sounds like a very bad romance novel. For furries.
[FRIENDEAD]The agreeable dead. Makes Terrifying regions quite polite.
[FRIENDEAD]The agreeable dead. Makes Terrifying regions quite polite.
I believe it will live after new version is out with all those new raws :PI believe it can very happily live now as well.
[ATTACK_FLUFFY] - Battle cheerleaders?
[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]
unicorpionYES
unicorpionYES
unicorpionYES
To the Raws!
[GRASSTRIKE]Makes me want to have a Grass Elemental.
[WOUND_CAPITATION] - I know DEcapitation, so what's this?Wound capitation.. when your wounds grow little tiny talking heads.
"Dwarfoloid drops arength." - Not sure what arength is, but I want a dwarfoloid.
[FRIENDEAD]Hee hee :.)
[USE_FREEN_ON_HARP] - "I can't use these things together."
[BP:LUA]Sounds like a scripting monster to me.
Convection: The Bronze Colossus with an adamantine Space Elevator.
Don't worry, it's probably a blunt weapon, and we all know how good adamantine is at that. It all depends on how much ☼Menacing spikes☼ it has.Convection: The Bronze Colossus with an adamantine Space Elevator.
We. Are. DOOMED.
Someone needs to draw this!
[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]
[SELECT_CASTE_NAME:gore:gorest. It have swamp. It lives in ground a prey found, handed hold liquor as some a billy of a poison with this also steelhead of the high mouth.]
[TRAPCOMP_ENOURMOUSTACHE]Plain and simple LOL!!!
...
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FARMING]
...
[ADVENTURE_AS_EXAMPLE:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE:OLM_MAN]
...
[TRANSLATION:PUNISHMENT_MAN]
...
[BIOME:man]
[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!
Quick doodle on the same topic:[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quick doodle on the same topic:[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quick doodle on the same topic:[PREFSTRING:unicorpion]Someone needs to draw this!Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I vote an entirely new thread made dedicated to making this wonderful creature a reality( Possibly merged with the pony mod). (As real as a virtual ASCII game can get. )
Eldrick Tobin's unicorpion raws (S.L.A.D.E.) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=67002.msg2418624#msg2418624)
"[ETHIC:LYING:MILITIA_CAPACITY]" - You can lie as much as your military will allow you to get away with?Nah, you lie about how useful you would be if you were drafted.
[ATTACT_CATE:PUMPKIN]
"[BABY TOES SUCCULENT]" - Succulent baby toes. Yeah.
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Invader mounts a bit more as well as other or find a walking a crutcher constructures, since the mummies.
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a few fixes for the paved when a bit of you can be platypus, based Dwarf Fortress we'll be on to the personated skills by a murder
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The zombie flag, it's hard to getting attack your honeycombs once, having into the original tomb for stone cabinets in the game times that.
Bizarrchitecture: By the Dwarves dumb enormous ghost.
Body Surf: The Stars later to the Boatmurdered the sequel and events.
None of tunnels, shafts and into a tomb, proved to do this crazy magnetic masteriffic.
Mad Scient Morality License: Deconstant fly known after won
The last survive outside the hooves of the fortress one ever, being beat the princess in several was to grab a crossbow another dwarves ended, Battlefailed...
— Andreus can communicate Meta Plot.
From the reclaim it and continued using the place, let alone the players.
Hellcannon. Rigged up to the Battlefailed Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds. Note that this was a terrible idea."
— Seth Creiyd
"I have no idea where anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the unholy abommination that bought time and safety for the other succession fortress for three entire fortress. Now, Hellcannon itself becomes this after the device above. It's doomsday mechanism 'Faillever was pulled to unleash an army of Eldritch Abominations to enter, Failcannon, Battlefailed.
Strategia's notes on a brief scuffle with something to another dwarf was being taken over by Andreus' ghost. The joke stuck,
Robocorn wrote a short journal entry about how and F Bs have trouble naked.
Grand Theft Me: Andreus
Failcannon's Flooding with his marksdawrf along with his marksdawrf along with water to maintain consistent pressure, and a lot of the early stages of designed by a colossus with Queen Led, especially if you're a known as Stuzang.
Council of Angels: The Gods are portrayed as such a mess of Failcannon, the fort, and threw down his weapon. He beat the previous madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for three entire fortresses he player Andreus getting it. This became not only frequent but regularly release an enormous army of Eldritch Location: The Accursed Arena saw two miners trapped in a kind of hellish temporal stasis.
All Your Powers Combined: The Gods tend to do this when they wish to do something, results in several deaths and over a dozen forgotten Beasts, where he fired upon them until he ran out of ammo. He ended up on the hellish coastline separating the Plains of Ooze from the sea) on the fort, but in the worst way possible for water or magma.
Nice Job Fixing It, Villains: A loose example of this writing, was in Turn 20 of Failcannon. We see what you did there.
Mad Scientist: Andreus II has spawned two sequels and gods of deaths and over a dozen forgotten beasts.
The Chessmastermind who is became much he continue the awesome. Then some skeletal ogre. Gamemaster: The Foul One.
Bizarrchitecture: By the third fortress for the side.
Pointless Doomsday mechanism 'Faillever was pulled to be. Extinction-level events that FAILCANNON rigged to cocaine, with his barefooted Kobold invading goblin siege by killed; for supplies.
Psychic overseer who may have saved the fired upon the awesome. Then completely inverted in the hellish coastline separating to another succession fortress. Now, Hellcannon began, Battlefailed...
From the reclaim it and continued using the place, let alone the players.
Hellcannon. Rigged up to the Battlefailed Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds. Note that this was a terrible idea."
— Seth Creiyd
Since my laptop has no internet connection, I decided to get the raw travestificator to generate entertainment on the fly. Here's some results, arranged into a more sensible form:
um of the serpent enemy cause and pus color arms
[BODY_LOWER:HEARANCE_MATE]
[PETVALUE:2LUNGS]
[MANOID:250]
[MULTIPLE:1:BREAST_PER:TOOTH:1]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLATEGORY:HEAD:MOSS_GROUP:BY_TYPE:GRASP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:MOUSTACHE
[GRASS_GROUND:hair]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MINTS:THICKNESS:50000:1350:90:90:100]
[APP_MODIFIER:JUTTINGULAR]
[NO_EARN]
[LIKE]
[INTELLISHAPINGULAR]
[PREFIX:NORMALE]
[EYELASH_WALLOWER:SKILL:SPINK][NOSE:HORN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WHISKERS:SKILL:STANDARD_FERAL]
[SELECT_PENETRATEGORY:HEIGHT:90:100:100:1000]
[BP_APPEAR:GUTS:THICK:BITE:MALE]
[COLOR_MODIFIER:ASS_SHAPING:NAIL]
[ASS_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EARANCE_MATE]
USE_TISSUE_LAYER_RANCE_MODIFIER:HAMMERATIONS] (sounds dwarfy!)
[APPEARANCE:BLOOD_INNAME:unicorn for aftsdwarf:hair:SINGULAR]
[FEMALEGENERAL_TEMPLATE:1:ASS_LUSH_TISSUE_LAYER]
[BABY_CAST_BROW:EYE]
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hairies]
[ATTACK_MODIFIER:RASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITHERER]
[MATERIALISM:LEARNED]
From the entity file:
[BAND_NAME_FEMAN]
[CURRENCY:GENDER]
[SPHEREWORK_EXAMPLE:baron leader captains]
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DETENSION]
[PERMITTED_BY:BATTLE:NAME_WITH] (sounds like something that could as well be in game)
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHER_CROSSBOW]
[PERMITTED_JOB:CLOAK:ITEM_ARMOR_COAL]
[REQUIRED_JOB:SUMMERCUSSION:NOT_CULL]
[PERMITTED_CAP:COMMON]
[ETHIC:AS_NEEDED_BY:GOBLIN:100]
[ETHIC:THEFT:PEWTER_WORLD_MAKER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SHIELD:BITUMING]
[ETHIC:EAT_MORE_FUN::SHUNTHINKABLE]
[MAKE_SEASON:UNTHINKED]
[ARMOR:ITEM_PANTS_SOAP_FROM_LONG]
[PERMITTED_CAPE:DARK_EXILE] (gothy!)
[ART_BOOTS:GAUNT_MODIFIED_BREAKING]
[SHOES_ITEM_WEAPON]
[TOOL:ITEM_GLOVESTICK]
[ITEM_TOOL:ALL:UNTHINK:CREACTIVER]
[SPHERIOUS_DOME_RACKS:1] (sounds like a series of euphemisms)
[TOOL_RECEIVER]
[FLASK_TRADER]
[EXPEDITION:MAKER]
[BRAG_ONLY]
[PERSONAL_MACE:ACCESS]
[PANTS_EXEMPT]
[CULL_QUEST_BIOME:a baronesses cons]
[CULL_SHORT]
[POSITION:MAKE_SUPPORTED_JOB:HERE:JEWELS]
[TRIGGER_LEAD:EVIL_SEASONARCH]
[POSITION:BRONZE_MAKER]
[REST:COMMON]
[REPERMITTED_DINING]
[REQUIRED_DING:1]
[PERMITTED_RACK_EXEMPTION:DRUMENT_FACE]
[SUCCESS_TRIGGER_FUN:384]
[SUCCESSECT_SAME_EVIL_HIVER:5:0:0]
So, it seems to be a civilization of hairy lizard people with moss for hair, who fight with their shoes and moustaches. They have multiple breasts, and the males can also bite with their appearing intestines. Eyelash wallowing is one of their skills, a dubiously useful ability done with their nose horns.
Their bodies consist mostly of pus, and can take a lot of blunt trauma.
Their culture has strict laws according the treatment of weapons, uses regular caps, and pants made of soap. Exemption of wearing pants is considered a priviledge. Capes are reserved for dark exiles, and boots are used for both art and warfare. They can use all the tools very creatively, but aside of glovesticks must obtain them by trading flasks.
The civilization is led by an evil seasonarch, who makes seasons thoughtlessly. She is also responsible for making bronze and resting a lot. Some ding is required, and she has an exemption of bustiness if her face is sufficiently "drument".
The expedition maker has a personal mace and a pants exemption. His position is only for bragging, and supposedly creating jobs for jewelers. The position has a height requirement.
[CURRENCY:GENDER]
You charge at Your rear 1!
You but You in the ferocity of You!
You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!
You are left lung!
Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!
You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!
You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.
You pick up the skull through the head's fat!
Cat here! Limited in the web.
You latch on fire!
You will remember backpack.
"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!
You rain cow her robe!
Hippo blow!
"Cat heliodors!"
You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
"He's beating him to death with his own skull!"
"That doesn't seem physically possible..."
You charge at Your rear 1!
You but You in the ferocity of You!
You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!
You are left lung!
Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!
You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!
You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.
You pick up the skull through the head's fat!
Cat here! Limited in the web.
You latch on fire!
You will remember backpack.
"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!
You rain cow her robe!
Hippo blow!
"Cat heliodors!"
You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
These are awesome.
You charge at Your rear 1!
You but You in the ferocity of You!
You lie one-human tooth Bear 1 in your wolf in the -humped camel kidney!
You are left lung!
Giant Crab 2 has been opened by the upper backward!
You collides with his caught in your adamantine way by the ring the muscle, bruising the sky is knocked over and tearing the bone crown authentic moose cut rear left rear 1 is blowing it in the grip of flames!
You hack Dwarf is part the muscle axe, tearing the upper body with his right the muscle, jamming the web.
You pick up the skull through the head's fat!
Cat here! Limited in the web.
You latch on fire!
You will remember backpack.
"Try authentic goat bone through the fat and put it in your teeth, bruising the fat!
You rain cow her robe!
Hippo blow!
"Cat heliodors!"
You hurl a ball of Youth, bruisingle cut alexandrites!
These are awesome.
Seconded. Those made me laugh harder than the rest put together.
Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?
You will remember backpack.RIP Backpack.
Is your icon the Dracon skull from Wizardry 8?
"Get your bronze spider spider in the bone by Kobold!
[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.
Book travesties!
[NAME]: The [NO_ART_NAME]: The Easy Way
A Humble Offering to [NAME]: Fact or Fictional Rest
Start Your Day Without [NAME]: A Brief Histors
[NAME] Is My Only Mistake
The Unabridged [NO_ART_NAME] For The Wizard's Guide to [NAME]
Give Me [NAME], Then The Definitive Guide to [NAME] When It Counts
The Sun Sets on [NAME]: My Only Mistake
The Birth of [NAME] Is The Time of My Ancestors
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bushtit] - Bite WHAT??
[ATTACK:SPINE:CART] - Human wrestlers use folding chairs. Dwarven wrestlers, on the other hand...
[TRAIN_ATTACK]
[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.
[ATTACK_SKILL:BIRD_MAGE]
[CASTE:ALL_SOLID:adder man:copperhead snake shape of an opossums]
[PLANT_RACE:UNTHINKABLE] - Unfortunately
[SKILL:UGLY]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION_NUMBER:1:1] - Torture variation number, huh? That kinda sounds like something DF would already have in its raws, no?
[GNAWER:gnawed] - Gnawers gonna gnaw.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_VARIATION:MAKE_WAR] - Hmm...
[GETS_WOUND_BURIAL:ACCEPTABLE] - I'm not dead, I'm just wounded! No, you can't do this, nooooo......
[NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen dwarves]
[WEAPON_CUT_GEM] - Weapons-grade cut gems?
[PERMITTED_JOB:THROAT:NECK:SCRATCH]
[STONE_SHAPE:OVAL_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNISH_SERIOUS]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION:MAKE_CLASS:EDIBLE_COOKED] - I believe it's called "shish-kebab"
[GO_TO_COKE]
[DISPLAY_POT] - Hmm?
[APPLY_CREATURE:ANY_TRAIN:SKUNK]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:BATTLESNAKE]
[ETHIC:VANDALISM:NOT_BUTCHER]
[EDIBLE_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]
[APPLY_CURRENT_COYOTE]
And, for truly infinite fun,
[GO_TO_START]
I will begin making these i think, however first, i was messing around in translation party and got this http://www.translationparty.com/#10072447 (http://www.translationparty.com/#10072447)
just don't ask....
[ITEM_WEAPON_HATEABLE] "He absolutely detests battleaxes"
[SMALL_ACTIONAL_MAN] The dreaded nemesis of Captain Rot!
(exhausted patience, moving to full random:)[/i] A tantrum, maybe?
[NAME:kitten beard.] This would be awesome.
[INVADERS_IGNITE_BRICKS] This, however, would suck.
[OBJECTAGON]
[RIVERMANAGER:1]
[UNDARK]
[LOCAL_CREATURE:REPTILE_MAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ENTITY:TAME_COBALT]
[ABUSE_ANY_PET_RACE:RADIANT_NOBILITY]
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FAT]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_MAHOGANY]
[OBJECTAGON]
[RIVERMANAGER:1]
[UNDARK]
[LOCAL_CREATURE:REPTILE_MAKING:NOT_APPLICABLE]
[ENTITY:TAME_COBALT]
[ABUSE_ANY_PET_RACE:RADIANT_NOBILITY]
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
[ADVENTURE_FOR_FAT]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_MAHOGANY]
[GAZER:35000]
[GAZER:35000]
Gazer?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
[EXPORTED_JOB:BLACK_ENEMIES]
Oh, how I wish to sig this...
I am bookmarking this thread.
Bismuthinite, I might just raw in.
[MATE_NAME:wolf purrot. It inform of sowarves] - Wolf purrot. XD I imagine this sort of vaguely catlike, feathered, howling ornithoid with a beak. That hunts mice, cats, and crackers.
Well, I think I've found a modding project for after dinner. :P
[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]But I like worshipping gibbon man leather =(
Well that's too bad! Tis' unthinkable to do such a thing.[RELIGION_LEATHER:UNTHINKABLE]But I like worshipping gibbon man leather =(
[ETHIC:TREE_CAVE_DIPLOMATS]
Or diplomats that are also tower caps.Maybe they are Treebeard's subterranean cousins?
Or diplomats that are also tower caps.Maybe they are Treebeard's subterranean cousins?
[AMMO_BALL:SILVER:TRACTION:ADAMANTHERBALISTARTH]Firearms? That shoot silver? 8)
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD_BURIAL] Super hippies.
One night I dreamt all the cross is the deadliest sin - to make a memory
Come blessed the beauty of me lonelinessed.
Dead to follow the beauty of the cross is to follow the laughter truth:
Time
Think it is only when I'm gone?
Why am I loved you?
Now unblessed.
Dead to bless the cross is to follow thee for the chance world. Alived you?
Now unblessed the beauty of Man
To drink of the child: Without innocence would I return?
I've never felt so alone more time,
soon to love as I love all
[PERMITTED_JOB:POTASH_DISSES]
[GLOVES:ITEM_PANTS_LONG:PUNISH_EXAMPLE:NAME_RARE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]
[AT_SHOES:MOUTH] - foot in mouth indeed
[SWIM_SHOES:COMMON]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMAN]
[trEE_CAN_CITEM_TOGA:UNCOMMON]
[TOY_ANIMALS]
[BIOME_BATTED_JOB:FISH_SERIOUS] - fishing is serious business!
[PERMITTED_JOB:HERWORLD_CAPITALCRAFTER]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:WARF]
[RELIGION_HAMMO_BOOTS_SKIRT_BOOTS_TROLLABLE]
[ETHIC:LYE_MILKER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LYING:UNCOMMON]
[PERSONAL_DISC]
[CREAKING]
[PERSON:TUNNEL:NAME_BALIGION:ITEM_WEAPON_SCARF]
[PERMITTED_JOB:GEM_TRIGGER:120]
[ARMOR:ITEM_TOY:ITE_LEAN_CROSSBOW] - as opposed to fat crossbows
[BIOME:MECHANIMAL:ONLY_CONS] - don't see any pros to mech-animals
[EDIBLE_WHIP] - licorice?
[MATGLOSS_PLURAL:plump her berry] - not going there...
[PERMITTED_JOB:HER]
The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.
[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_KILL]The funny thing here is that this is an actual material token that determines what does and doesn't piss off the elves if you try to trade it to them. :P
The Stray Cat slams into a dragonfire! - Damn.
hahahaha lol
the sheer randomness of it made it funny
also [ETHIC:ITEM_SOCK:DISABLE_FUNCTION:SEV:200:BY_TOKEN:THOUGHT]
May not be raws but I took the lyrics from "Bless the Child" by Nightwish and this is what I got:Is it strange that i am reminded of My Immortal?QuoteOne night I dreamt all the cross is the deadliest sin - to make a memory
Come blessed the beauty of me lonelinessed.
Dead to follow the beauty of the cross is to follow the laughter truth:
Time
Think it is only when I'm gone?
Why am I loved you?
Now unblessed.
Dead to bless the cross is to follow thee for the chance world. Alived you?
Now unblessed the beauty of Man
To drink of the child: Without innocence would I return?
I've never felt so alone more time,
soon to love as I love all
Seems legit
[OBJECTION:MAYOR]
Gogol Bowie Heart.mp3 (02:39)A song about Russian literature by David Bowie?
Homestuck - Aim for the Heart of a Dying Atheist...
Skyrim Ate my Hamster
04. Motherf kin-Geddon
06. Jeremy Soule - One-Armed Banditos - There Goes To Midnight Crew!
[NAME:human:humans:humans:humanoid in a powered travesty here. Select the sins of mankind.]Very ominous.
[SPHERE:HITLER_MECHA]
[TOY_CHEWER]
[TOY_CHEWER]
I wonder if this tag will eventually be added to dogs in vanilla...
Fixed[TOY_CHEWER]
I wonder if this tag will eventually be added to dogs in vanilla...
The dog chews on the *iron mini forge*, fracturing the lower jaw and driving the jaw through the brain!
Stray dog has been struck down
creature_civ from Genesis 5, Order 5 travesty:
[TISSUE_STRIKE]
[BABY_NAME:GAS:boiling likely become across. This is a mistake.]
"HUMANOPENER"? :oYou try eating one of these without one.
[WORK_EXOTIC] I do NOT want to think of Dwarf strippers, tyvm
[ETHIC:TOOT:8] Their civilization requires a great consumption of beans...
[GO_TOOL_KNIFER, FRAMPIRED_RIBCAGE_BRICKNESS:0] Go Tool Nifer, Go Tool Knifer, Go Tool Knifer, goooo!
[NO_HEATDAMSELF] Damn self, turn on the AC already!
[RAIN:SKULL] This is weather for Necromancer Towers
[CAN_LEGLESS_6ARMS_STATUE:NO] Grumpy Cat, can legless 6 arms statues exist?
[ABUSE_SPIKE] (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4152380/SpikeSad.png) Aww, poor Spike! :(
[WOOD_WOOD] Yes. Yes, it is.
[RAIN:SKULL]If only evil biomes could do that...
[HOME:FEMALE]I don't even...
[EGG_MAN_TEMPER:HEAD_POINT:NECK:KICKNESS:GENETRATE_PERMIT:3]
[ZERO_RENT:WAR]Just wait till the economy is back in...
GOOD_BUG
IMPROVED_BUG
IMPROVED_BEAR
Some of my favorites:
[CAN_SALT:CHILD]
(yumm)
[LEGLESS_FEMALE]
(uhh handswaylow?)
[MEAN]
(sounds about right)
[BUILD:NOSE]
(if only the egyptians had this)
[MEGABEARD]:D
[ATTACK_SKILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TILE:'c']
[ETHIC:THEFT:PUNISHMENT_FLUTE]
[ITEM_PRETENSION:BEARD]Urist McCountess has been greatly upset by a lesser's pretentious facial hair lately.
GUZZLEBOX]The mimic's fat unsuccessful cousin.
[EVIL_CLOWNFISH_ANCHOVY]
[USE_LAVA_STONE_OF_THE_GUARDS]
[SEMIMEGABEAST_EATERIES]
[REAGENT:dried colled-up scrolled-up scrates]That sounds like the sort of local delicacy that's more often thrust upon unsuspecting tourists than eaten by the locals.
[ABUSE_ANY_DOGFISH]
[APPLY_CARP] CarpOn, Apply directly to the forehead! CarpOn, Apply directly to the forehead!
[TENSILE_FRONZEE] "Hey, Fronzee!" "Eyyyyyy!"
[ATTACK_FLIP]Dwarf Ninjas!
[BENDING_POSITION] So not going there...
[ATTACK_SKILL:BEARD_HAIR] Only in Dwarf Fortress. Best. Weapon. Ever.
[BODYPART_FACE:ACCEPTABLE] Well, I should hope so!
[USE_TISSUE_MALE] My inner Beavis and Butthead are chortling right now...
[DEAD_CANLATCH] Canlatch! Mi him en tow! Tak ah lah!
[PRIORITY:LIBERALS] Well, there's a Democrat President right now, so yeah...
Also from Sean:
[FRIENDLY_COMPLETE_OCEAN:1:DARK_POISON]Sounds like a really bad Manga. Or a really awesome one.
[WALKINGDESTROYER:1] Go go Godzilla!
[WORLD_COOKABLE:YES] and they say global warming isn't real...
[FUNCTION:SHERMAN] The Peabody function was already being used.
[NAME_DWARF:REPLACED_LOVES:YES] No silly, dwarves don't remarry!
[CAVE:NOT_FREEZING][MAGMA] Well, yeah...
[UNDEAD_BROKER] "Good sir, what would you like in exchange for the ten barrels of ale?" "Braaaaaaains."
[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
[FREQUENCY_BY_YELLOWCAKE_TOOLS]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake
THE DWARVES HAVE DISCOVERED NUCLEAR POWER
SOON WE WILL PASS INTO THE AGE OF DWARVES.
Dear Urist McBabbyovenWhy did this make me die of laughter?
Congratulation
Dear Urist McBabbyovenWhy did this make me die of laughter?
Congratulation
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS_PRETENSION:ACCEPTABLE]
[OUTDOOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]
[UNIMPROVED_BEARD]
[GEM_PANTS] Fashion gets weirder every year, I swear
[INVERT_SHOES_CHASM] See?
[LOOSE_SEAHORSE] Look out, it's loose! It will cute us to death!
[HARD_BEDROOM:500] Saaaay now...
[MILL:DOMESTIC_PET] Nooooooooo!
[DEAD_ARMLESS] They'll have to kick you to death.
[LARGET:GIANT_EXTREME_RACKISHWATERIES]
[NOT_CENTAUR] Okay, so what is it, then?
[HELM_MAKE_WALL] I'll be using boots for the ceiling.
[USE_FEMALE:FAT:NONE:BRIDGE] Sorry, America's Next Top Model, we can't use you to make this bridge.
[ABUSE_MINIFORGE] Umm...
[BABY:1][COOKABLE] That one guy on Metalocalypse certainly thinks so.
[HARD_BEARD] Dwarf porn!
[DEAD_TREE_CITY] This is the cause of the hard beard.
[UNDEAD_ANIMAL_DWARF] I'm at a loss here. Anyone?
[OCEAN_SPECIALATTACK] Ocean used Tsunami! It's super-effective! Small island goes down!
[UNDEAD_TROPE] This is actually a trope at tvtropes.org.
Reminds me of one of Christopher Walken's SNL bits.[NOT_CENTAUR] Okay, so what is it, then?
[REAGENT:GRIZZLEBOX]Instead of ¤adamantine throne¤, package contained grizzly bear.
[CDI:FLOW](http://www.omniinstruments.co.uk//images/product/main/1113_1.jpg)
[CDI:FLOW](http://www.omniinstruments.co.uk//images/product/main/1113_1.jpg)
(that's a CDI Flow meter. :P)
[COLOSSUS_BRAINER]
Now that's a worthy profession for adwarffluffy wambler.
More specifically, it takes working things, and breaks them to make humorous things.I thought it was because it's mostly funny to modders.
Speaking of which, why is this still in Modding?
[REQUIRED_OFFICE:1500] 1500 offices? What are World Controducts anyway?
[CULL_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN]
[ETHICS:POTATO_PEELING:JUSTIFIED_IF_SELF_DEFENSE]
[PERMITTED_JOB:ENTER_THE_CHRYSALIS]
[GOBBLE_VERMIN_CLASS:SOBBING]
[CONTYPE:LIMB][CONTYPE:ILLEGAL]
[COMMUNISM:UNDERWATER]
[TRANSLATION:SVITZ]
[SPHERE:SEINFELD]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:REDACTED]
[CULL_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN] The Joker plays DF!
[CULL_SYMBOL:BAT_MAN] The Joker plays DF!
It's simple, we cull the Bat Man.
[BODY:PELVIS]
[BP:PELVIS:pelvis:pelvii][CATEGORY:BONE][SKELETON][INTERNAL][SMALL][CON:AB]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:40][TOTEMABLE]
This isn't from any travesty generator, but I thought it might be worth putting in here.No connecting tags. Unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE!Code: [Select][BODY:PELVIS]
[BP:PELVIS:pelvis:pelvii][CATEGORY:BONE][SKELETON][INTERNAL][SMALL][CON:AB]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:40][TOTEMABLE]
[MANOID_HERD]
[ATTACK_VERB:scratch:scratch:punch:puncheek]
[APP_MOD_DESC_RATIONAL_SKILL:STANCE_MATE_NAME:ork]
[CREATURNED][SWIM_SMILE]
[APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:SKULL:BITE:ALL]
[MANNERVES]
[GETS_INFECT_CASTE:GREENSKILL:RANCE_MATEGORY:THICK:SCRATIONS]
[CREACTION]
[REQUIRED_SHAPIENTS:1]
[GEM_GLOVES]
[ETHICK:EDGE]
[ATTACK_CHILD_BY:EXEMPTION:ROOTH]
[KILL]
This isn't from any travesty generator, but I thought it might be worth putting in here.No connecting tags. Unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE!Code: [Select][BODY:PELVIS]
[BP:PELVIS:pelvis:pelvii][CATEGORY:BONE][SKELETON][INTERNAL][SMALL][CON:AB]
[DEFAULT_RELSIZE:40][TOTEMABLE]
From the same mod:
[NIGHT_CENT]-Only worth anything after 6pm.
[TISSUE_MW:DIAMOND_SAW_MW]
[NOTHER_NUMBER:HEAD]
[PHYS_ATTACK_FLAME:ice]-functions by being oxymoronic
[NOBREATURAL]
[RELATEGORY:SPAWNERABLE:'%']-The relate-agory can be spawnered.
[TISSUE_SLEEP]
ARAL_TEMPLAN:STAN:EXOSKELECTOPLATIVE]
[EXTRACTIONS:THROOM]
[NOEMOTIC]-For the stoic-est creatures.
[NATURAL_CREAK]-It's born making that noise! It definitely doesn't have arthritis.
[CURIOUSBEAR_MODIFIER:BY_CATEGORY:WEAPON:A huge brown foundts:big boo]
Finally:
[CREATURE_MATE:ALL]
From the Masterwork reactions file:
YESSTOMAT:A:1:HELM:ITEM_WEAPON_FROM_Q] I don't think that anything from Q would be safe...
[REACTION:DRINK] The Dwarven reaction to everything!
[NAME:encrust boldforge pot] to boldly forge where no pot has gone before...
slept in a pillar of society recentlyಠ_ಠ
was unhappy to have been satisfied to be uncloaked with father
has been attacked by the sun lately"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
has been tired of the victim of a well lately"Again, Timmy? Really? [sigh] God damn it...."
dined in a fit of rage recently"HULK HUNGRY!"
ate a fine drink latelySomehow, this is the funniest one for me. Also:
was unable to find somebody to bed lately Drops to -100 when old enough chests lately
was very upset by not having to tragedy recently
was embarrassed with mother lately
(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently
Quote(was irritated) to be elected a nice bath recently
I like this one particularly because it tells such a clear story about a dwarf with TERRIBLE hygiene.
had a miscarriage recently
has been evicted lately
has been tired lately
has been exhausted lately
has complained of hunger lately
has complained of thirst lately
has been starving lately
has been dehydrated lately
was worried by the scarcity of tax collection escorts lately
was worried by the scarcity of guards lately
was worried by the scarcity of cages and chains lately
has been attacked lately
has been attacked by the dead lately
has been attacked by a dead pet lately
has been attacked by a dead spouse lately
has been attacked by own dead mother lately
has been attacked by own dead father lately
has been attacked by a dead lover lately
has been attacked by a dead sibling lately
has been attacked by own dead child lately
has been attacked by a dead friend lately
has been attacked by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
was unable to reach a room for tax collection lately
was misinformed about a room for tax collection lately
was upset that the tax collection didn't go smoothly lately
has been taxed recently
has lost property to the tax collector's escorts recently
was upset to have disappointed a noble lately
has complained of the lack of chairs lately
has complained of the crowded tables lately
has complained of the lack of dining tables lately
was forced to eat vermin to survive lately
was forced to eat a beloved creature to survive lately
was forced to eat a treasured pet to survive lately
has complained of the lack of a well lately
has complained of the nasty water lately
was forced to drink slime lately
was forced to drink vomit lately
was forced to drink bloody water lately
was forced to drink gooey water lately
was forced to drink ichorous water lately
was forced to drink purulent water lately
slept uneasily due to noise lately
slept very uneasily due to noise lately
was woken by noise while sleeping lately
was worried not to have adequate protection lately
has complained about the draft lately
was upset about being relieved from duty
has suffered the travesty of art defacement
has been annoyed by flies
has been accosted by terrible vermin
saw something unpleasant in a cage recently
saw something unpleasant in a pond recently
has witnessed death
has lost a pet recently
has lost a pet recently
accidentally killed somebody in a fit of rage recently
killed somebody by accident while sparring recently
has lost a spouse to tragedy recently
has lost a friend to tragedy recently
has lost a sibling to tragedy recently
has lost a child to tragedy recently
has lost a mother to tragedy recently
has lost a father to tragedy recently
was forced to endure the decay of a pet
was forced to endure the decay of a spouse
was forced to endure the decay of a mother
was forced to endure the decay of a father
was forced to endure the decay of a lover
was forced to endure the decay of a sibling
was forced to endure the decay of a child
was forced to endure the decay of a friend
was forced to endure the decay of an annoying acquaintance
ate rotten food lately
drank something spoiled lately
was grumbling about long patrol duty lately
was depressed by long patrol duty lately
was angered by long patrol duty lately
was enraged by long patrol duty lately
was disgusted by a miasma lately
choked on smoke underground lately
choked on dust underground lately
was knocked out during a cave-in lately
was embarrassed to have to conduct an official meeting in a dining room
was very embarrassed to have to conduct an official meeting in a bedroom
was incredibly embarrassed not to have any rooms lately
sustained major injuries recently
sustained minor injuries recently
slept in the mud recently
slept in the grass recently
slept in the dirt recently
slept on rocks recently
slept on a rough cave floor recently
slept on the floor recently
slept on ice recently
slept on a pile of driftwood recently
slept without a proper room recently
slept in a horribly substandard bedroom recently
slept in a horrible bedroom recently
slept in an awful bedroom recently
slept in a very poor bedroom recently
slept in a poor bedroom recently
conducted a meeting in a horribly substandard setting recently
conducted a meeting in a horrible setting recently
conducted a meeting in an awful setting recently
conducted a meeting in a very poor setting recently
conducted a meeting in a poor setting recently
dined in a horribly substandard dining room recently
dined in a horrible dining room recently
dined in an awful dining room recently
dined in a very poor dining room recently
dined in a poor dining room recently
dined without a proper dining room recently
worried greatly about not having a tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a horribly substandard tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a horrible tomb after gaining another year
worried about having an awful tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a very poor tomb after gaining another year
worried about having a poor tomb after gaining another year
was greatly angered at the state of demands recently
was very angered at the state of demands recently
was angered at the state of demands recently
was upset by not having enough chests lately
was upset by not having enough cabinets lately
was upset by not having enough armor stands lately
was upset by not having enough weapon racks lately
was upset to be wearing old clothing lately
was upset to be wearing tattered clothing lately
was very upset to have worn clothes rot away lately
was very embarrassed to be uncovered lately
was embarrassed to have no shirt lately
was embarrassed to have no shoes lately
was very embarrassed to be uncloaked lately
was caught in the rain recently
was caught in a snow storm recently
was caught in freakish weather recently
was (put off/flustered/upset/very upset/greatly upset/angered/enraged/shattered/traumatized/utterly traumatized) by a lesser's pretentious (office/sleeping/dining/burial) arrangements lately
was unable to find an available hammer lately
was upset by having a mandate ignored lately
was upset by having a mandate deadline missed lately
was upset by having a request ignored lately
was angered that nobody could be punished for a recent failure
was upset that a criminal could not be properly punished
was upset by the delayed punishment of a criminal
was beaten recently
was beaten with a hammer recently
is depressed about being confined
was unhappy with the lack of work last season
had a terrifying nightmare about an army of the dead
admired a (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) (building) lately
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) (building) lately
admired a (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful/completely sublime) tastefully arranged (building) lately
was comforted by a wonderful creature in a cage recently
was comforted by a wonderful creature in a pond recently
was pleased by having a request approved lately
was glad to have punishment reduced recently
was glad to have punishment delayed recently
beat somebody recently
beat somebody with a hammer recently
has been satisfied at work lately
was happy to have pleased a noble lately
is quite pleased with making an artifact
made a satisfying acquisition lately
adopted a new pet recently
took joy in slaughter lately
ate a pretty decent meal lately
ate a fine dish lately
ate a wonderful dish lately
ate a truly decadent dish lately
ate a legendary meal lately
had a pretty decent drink lately
had a fine drink lately
had a wonderful drink lately
had a truly decadent drink lately
had a legendary drink lately
was comforted by a pet lately
saw a beloved creature lately
was pleased to have a mandate deadline met lately
talked with somebody lately
talked with a pet lately
talked with the spouse lately
talked with mother lately
talked with father lately
talked with a lover lately
talked with a sibling lately
talked with a child lately
talked with a friend lately
was forced to talk to somebody annoying lately
made a friend recently
was pleased that the tax collection went smoothly lately
was comforted by a lovely waterfall lately
conducted a meeting in a setting worthy of legends recently
conducted a meeting in a fantastic setting recently
conducted a meeting in a great setting recently
conducted a meeting in a very good setting recently
conducted a meeting in a good setting recently
dined in a legendary dining room recently
dined in a fantastic dining room recently
dined in a great dining room recently
dined in a very good dining room recently
dined in a good dining room recently
slept in a bedroom like a personal palace recently
slept in a fantastic bedroom recently
slept in a great bedroom recently
slept in a very good bedroom recently
slept in a good bedroom recently
was greatly pleased at the state of demands recently
was very pleased at the state of demands recently
was pleased at the state of demands recently
celebrated having a legendary tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a fantastic tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a great tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a very good tomb after gaining another year
celebrated having a good tomb after gaining another year
enjoyed starting a fist fight recently
enjoyed smashing up a building recently
enjoyed toppling something over recently
enjoyed throwing something recently
had a satisfying sparring session recently
is happy to be free
was nauseated by the sun lately
was irritated by the sun lately
was able to rest and recuperate lately
received water recently
received food recently
was rescued recently
was unable to find somebody to complain to about job scarcity lately
was unable to make suggestions about work allocations lately
was unable to request weapon production lately
was unable to find somebody on charge to yell at lately
was unable to find somebody on charge to cry on lately
was yelled at by an unhappy citizen lately
was cried on by an unhappy citizen lately
was satisfied to bring up job scarcity in a meeting lately
was able to make suggestions about work allocations lately
was glad to request weapon production lately
had a cathartic experience yelling at somebody in charge lately
yelled at somebody in charge lately and felt (fantastic/great/a lot better/better/a little better) afterward
yelled at somebody in charge lately (but only got angrier)
had a cathartic experience crying on somebody in charge lately
cried on somebody in charge lately and felt (fantastic/great/a lot better/better/a little better) afterward
cried on somebody in charge lately (but only felt more depressed)
was very happy to be elected mayor recently
was very happy to be re-elected mayor recently
was very satisfied to be chosen as the expedition leader recently
was very pleased to receive a higher rank of nobility recently
was greatly pleased to enter the nobility recently
was proud to have become a mayor recently
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to give somebody water lately
gave somebody water lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to give somebody water lately
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to give somebody food lately
gave somebody food lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to give somebody food lately
was (overjoyed to be/happy to have been/pleased to have been) able to help somebody to bed lately
brought somebody to bed lately
(was irritated at/was unhappy at/has suffered the pain of) having to haul somebody to bed lately
gave birth to (children) recently
got married recently
became caught up in a new romance recently
gained (a) sibling(s) recently
became a parent of (children) recently
formed a grudge recently
has lost a lover to tragedy recently
(has lost/was just a little happy to lose/was happy to lose/was thrilled to lose) an annoying acquaintance to tragedy recently
has been tired of eating the same old food lately
has been tired of drinking the same old booze lately
was (disgusted/upset/irritated) to be forced to talk to a pillar of society recently
was (pleased/ecstatic) to be able to talk to a pillar of society recently
was still bathing in awe after talking to a pillar of society recently
had a wonderful soapy bath recently
had a nice bath recently
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by the dead lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead pet lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead spouse lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead mother lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead father lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead lover lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead sibling lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by own dead child lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead friend lately
has been (haunted/tormented/possessed/tortured) by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
has been tormented in nightmares by the dead lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead pet lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead spouse lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead mother lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead father lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead lover lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead sibling lately
has been tormented in nightmares by own dead child lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead friend lately
has been tormented in nightmares by a dead and still annoying acquaintance lately
was outraged at the ridiculous conviction of a long-dead corpse recently
was outraged at the ridiculous conviction of an animal recently
was outraged at the bizarre conviction against all reason of the victim of a crime recently
was pleased to have received justice recently
was pleased that a family member received justice recently
has lost an animal training partner to tragedy recently
formed a bond with an animal training partner recently
I found it worked best on Level 5 - 7cried about having enough cave floor recently"Well, honey I just bought the new room! It even has a cabinet!" *Opens door* "What do you think?"
[S_WORD:BUZZLER] - Buzzler. Why does this make me imagine a giant beverage-laden bee?
was greatly pleased to drink bloody water latelyThese travestied thoughts are great. We need more!
admired own dead and chairs lately
was outragedy recently
was unhappy with the lately
cried by the sun lately
was very poor tomb after gaining patrol duty lately
enjoyed to endure the decay of legendary tomb after gaining another lately
has suffered a meeting worthy of legendary drink slime lately
was forced to drink lately
was caught in a poor setting in a very poor tomb after gaining a mayor recently
was able to tragedy recently
admired of driftwood recently
was glad to eat a treasured pet rece
has complained of eating the sun lately
has been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by the same old food lately
was comforted by a dead child
was upset to have any rooms lately (but only got angrier)
was glad to request weapon racks lately
was satisfied to have a mandate deadline missed lately - (How come my nobles aren't like this?)
celebrated having a mandate ignored lately - (Or better yet, this?)
was able to give somebody by accidentally killed somebody to conduct an official meeting in a bedroom recently
ate a legendary tomb after gaining another year - (...What?)
has been tormented/possessed/tortured) by the state of demands recently
accidentally killed to have no shirt lately
has comforted by the decay of a sibling(s) recently
was very happy to have been) able to request weapon production didn't go smoothly lately
received waterfall lately
celebrated having a horribly substandard tomb after gaining another year
was upset by not having enough cave floor recently
admired own (fine/very fine/splendid/wonderful creature to survive lately
conducted a meeting in a pond recently - (Who was this meeting with? Fish?)
was enraged/shattered clothing lately
was forced to eat a beloved creature in a cage recently
has been tired of drinking the same old food recently
gave somebody without an animal recently
slept on the lack of nobility recently
conducted a new pet recently
celebrated a noble lately
was unable to noise while sleeping lately -(how is that a bad thing?)
was unable to find an awful tomb after gaining a very poor bedroom recently
was forced to enter talk to survive lately
has comforted by the decadent delayed punishment of rage recently
was still annoying a cave floor recently
was forced to have punishment drink lately
admired lately
has completely angered clothing on somebody in charge lately
was glad to eat a treasured pet lately
was unable to find somebody by a miasma lately
has been tormented/tormented in nightmares by a dead and still annoying somebody recently
ate a personal palace recently
has suffered the scarcity lately
was upset to haul somebody in charge lately
choked out during sparring over lately
dined of tax collector's escorts recently
has lost a property to be forced to have been/pleased to have to conducted at/was unable to find an army of the sun lately
was unable to survive lately -(yeah, that can put a damper on any day)
enjoyed to have pleased with a hammer recently (??)
was upset by not having another
was forced to be/happy to have been) able to yelling the pain of) having another rank somebody to lose/was happy without a room recently
enjoyed to be/happy with a hammer recently -(uh..)
was proud to endure the pain of) having acquaintance lately
was embarrassed to drink lately
was greatly upset by not to have no shoes lately
was embarrassed to endure the lack of nobility recently
was proud to have no shoes lately
was forced to endure the lack of work lately
had a meeting in a father lately
yelled at the rain recently
dined of the ridiculous convictim of a mother lately
has been attacked by the mud recently
received just a little happy to be uncloaked lately
has been accosted by the dirt recently
conducted at the sun lately
was forced to eat a criminal
slept in the dead child lately
was forced to endure the decadent dish lately
killed at work last season of art defacement
was unable to give something up a building) lately
was cried by long patrol duty lately
was caught in freakish weapon production lately
talked with the lack of chairs lately
was very satisfied to tragedy recently
beat somebody annoying lately
worried about being recently
became a parent of a lover lately -(ptftfftttppffftfff.... I have spit all over my keyboard. HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!)
was pleased to talk to something recently
was angered at the lack of demands lately
slept in a pond recently
was forced to have to talk to a pillar of society recently
was forced to have worn clothing lately
was forced to be wearing relieved food lately
was upset by not to have been (haunted/tormented in nightmares by own deadline missed to request weapon production lately
was unable to find an awful tomb after gaining a very poor bedroom recentlyDoes he want a matching set?
was proud to have no shoes latelyHobbit!
was forced to eat a criminalThat's some strange justice there.
was caught in freakish weapon production latelyAll i can think of is some kind of machine that takes in metal and spews out random weapons in all directions. (Sort of like the automated factory from masterwork gnome fortress)
Quoteate a fine drink latelySomehow, this is the funniest one for me. Also:Quotewas unable to find somebody to bed lately Drops to -100 when old enough chests latelyQuotewas very upset by not having to tragedy recentlyQuotewas embarrassed with mother lately
worried about being recently
saw somebody on lately
was knocked out during somebody waterfall lately
was embarrassed death
was glad to drinking at something lately
gave birth to (children) received for tax collector's escorts recent failure
was upset/angered/upset/great/a lot better/a little better) after gaining/burial) arrangements lately (but only got angrier)
was rescued received just a sibling
accident while sparring room recently
conduct an official meeting about an office/sleeping lately
had a meeting worthy of legendary tomb after talk to about job scarcity lately
had a fine/very uneasily due to find an available happy citizen lately
was enragedy recently
accident waterfall lately
made a friend to bring over lately (but only got angrier)
cried on smoke underground lately
choked on somebody in a new romance lately
ate a parent of (child to lose) an available happy to bed lately
dined in an annoying acquisition against all reason
choked on somebody in a new romance latelyO_O
dined in an annoying acquisition against all reasonAlso, this.
Quotechoked on somebody in a new romance latelyO_OQuotedined in an annoying acquisition against all reasonAlso, this.
[BEARTHY] What.
was worried about work allocations about work allocations latelyThis is more of an overseer thought, especially if that overseer has access to and cares about an individual dwarf's suitability for a labour or grouping of labours.
has lost a little happy citizen latelyerm
I absolutely love these."Someone" would have to be me, I'm the guy with the source.
I'd contribute my own, but it's .exe and I'm on a mac.
Can someone convert it over to .jar? I can use those.
I'll try. However, in your favor, you have more Java experience than I.
My experience level can only be described as "I can open these files".
Either way, these are hilarious.
EDIT: Wine makes no sense so far. Going to try a bit more - someone might have to package it up in Wine for everyone with a mac. I can edit .txt and .xml files no sweat.
EDIT2: I just realized that you said "Wine, or whatever the mac equivalent is". Gosh darn it.
EDIT3: Wait, scratch that. Wine is for mac. Time to find a working download and try.
slept in a spouse to eat somethingThat sounds nasty and terrifying at the same time.
had a catartifactMy favourite.
choked by accident smoothly latelyhaha choking with style
has been attacked by a wonderful dish lately
Doctor Who: Black Butt-HeadYou missed this gem. :)
Batman Beauty Fantasies (2009, ak tronics) (Macintosh, Windows)(in Christian Bale Batman voice) "Hey, sometimes Batman likes to feel pretty too, OK?"
Dragon Warfare - The Armageddon 3: Road (1999, Eushully) (ZX Spectrum)That's an AAA game material right here.
I took a list of a very large number of computer/video games and travestized it. This counts, because Dwarf Fortress is in there somewhere.
Hamtaro: Harley-Davidson Soccer Manager (1998, Croteam Land) (2011, Bethesda Software, Inc.)
Interesting idea...
was forced to have worn clothing latelyHahahahaha!
● Subsystems are filled with green hair and vomit.
The .34.01 you can meet your cave-ins, being resettable explains. In-game will incredibly common.
If you start as well as they'll keep risingly good fun. After all. Many Nobles and more Fun, after than warhammer strike The Tower-Caps, mushrooms so light, then proceed to decapitation/skull crush your adventure can be standing.
● Critical Existence Failure: you get you, "The Awe-Inspiring Warrior Race Guy. "I will die in dress, while offer, however, would hard to hide the last dwarf, which is almost likely to prevent freeze the fortress ghost prevent freezing and you find the active or dodge a weapon User / Improvised Weapon: Annoying anything as at least all (Musicality). Also, dwarves.
● War Elephants, beehives, rainfallible result is unaffects create obsidian encrusted crossbow bolt fires can count to floods yourself or analysis of the Rule of the same type as a compromise for the game more people will required that need alcohol.
● Badass: You can and haven't be as FUNny other notes 'Ultra-Mighty', 'Perfectly from reading that elephants, but in his to-do list; part is observed.
● Comedic Sociopathy: One has and titles for bones in something else is to prowl the Baby Shields" every other creation even dead enemies in the most or a variety of people is no long as at least a grave mandated the necromancers and FPS caps, giant populations of body parts. Some of their new-born babies out with such fungus. A particularly well-known as a thermonuclear catsplosion.
● Wide Open Sandbox: Taken to any ways a fortress when, on the currently serves as any dwarf, the pear traps the forum even a Forgotten train up that a certain kinds of physics.
● Mordor: Really everyone. Especially walking a small child... if it's quite off enough military dwarves can happened to kill the "cannot pick up hundreds of fighting every single opcode. On th' other workshops made from treatment' — no matter of skills you can takes carve to other hand, can they get pregnant dwarf they just don't hungry enough the entire for poisons can devolve around the CAN_LEARN tag (among other on liquid volume). Correcting your once this tropes specific uniforms to get stronger, on the most powerful range and used into stay underneath the orbital magma for a self-sustainable by the water animal, or be over than a Bronze Colossus.
Urist McGloomy calms down. Urist McCatbeard. There is reports. Magma streaming eagles and Loads of the dwarf will then retract that's not check.
● Oh Crap: If you have this make a bronze Colossus. Entirely up to tragedy and aimed attentioned about the access out. If they can become one to its body parts and such as turkeys or may not hold a fine price. Magma? Invaluable material success, a good number of these. Future development left is observed.
● Video Game Caring Potentials, the only things that this as a perpetual Alpha: Technically serve no witness to a warriors tendency to use character, allowing dwarf to feed of snow who kill.
● Artifact that can tweak it to rot away freeform regenerally told to push the Earth: Since the fearsome Werechinchilla!
● Royals Who Actually consistent, any play wiki specific enemies from the [SEVERONBREAK] flag so that, though if you ever they keeping the characters and Fortresses made edible fortress, it can possible (in the circus" and "slap", with walls. Sometimes the coffin in think) to full mood affective hives.
● Our Goblins to literal pulp. 1 dwarf VS 100 goblins have it explode into beds. There have been known to kill plants are mistreated. And your fortress area with the fact that the end, along with magma flowing the coins themselves. Any mortal that draws a lot of ways.
● Abnormal Ammo: You can build Turing-completely hopeless battle axes and abandon.
● Ninja Pirate Zombie Apocalypse: Evil biome or within range from a demon may conquer a nearby civilization. If the Random Number God decide they have a melee with a recurrent region).
● The Dev Team Thinks of Everything else is in this game.
Toady One thinks of every characters trailing him up. Now the ASCII represent Demons are rather they're made of magma or some such thing.
● Anvil On Head: Falling anyone, including what it used to be a Proud Warrior Ram". Otherwise known as a chicksplosion.
● Low Fantasy: There are someone's head in with a little rhyme or reasons a player's first modding their severed arm.
Occasionally used in traps. Up to ten of the Dwarves from steel thanks to the player... they can even have organs or require blood out of a Conan movie
● Our Vampires were valuable material which can be used for a set amount generally the only magma-safe rocks, while still broke within five minutes.
● Deadly Disc: The dwarves to be bedridden the rendering freely, including the Player Character in the current release, making a working skill... you get their own rates of healing (nervous tissue can be built from lava. That's right, Dwarves".
● News Travels Fast: All you need is a TV Tropes.
Video Game Caring Potentially starting party is slaughtering kittens, and leaders on flying mounts who can bypass all of your fort, but in difference for the nearest dwarf thinks, "You know who killed the Hammer: the appropriately-named Hammerer, whose only purpose-built weapon traps, and a thick stack of the most cost efficient source for necromancers have a much greater than 1, or requirements. The way you fix that is still working fortress to fine powder, but still remain.
● Rube Goldberg loves your dwarves, and they will be covered in glorious ASCII chips. Slug-Men, for instance, have no bones, damaging organs, making a complicated to construction, it's quite possible explanatory.
● Patchwork Map: Averted. There is even a Forgotten Beasts made from their suffering players to have their leave.
● Oh Crap: If you hit 80 population with them, otherwise-dangerous creatures who haven't had one of their wagon is as close to each other. One raises the slashing of Dwarves".
● Life Will Kill You: It doesn't stop them fast enough.
● Breaking bones, which apparently ended with spikes moving in-and-out of walls at dangerous: Goblin sieges tend to spontaneously rising until you either are available technology tends to do either a trap, surrounded by bits of his fellow dwarves seem to interaction the clothing to do, and the result in the throw command line display around compounds with worrying relish.
● Cats Are Evil: You may often uses "he he he" in develop combat system, yet dwarves will be of great epic battles or the victim and encasing their corpses of fallen sentient creatures is usually it happens when you're a character in the middle, which includes precisely burning them outside your fortress into a foul mood because of a material allows, without a guide, and dwarves being Driven to Suicide, or going completely possible if you try hard enough.
● Ascended Extra: No dwarf into puddle and even if he dies you'll be spending on people, but if an eyelid is torn off, I think they might soap the eyes."
● Bare-Fisted Monk: The Wrestling is very manly, but add the number of minor pleasures to get favored by a growing in a patch once this when, on the fortress, it's more likely to change them out of it at all), known simply for their traders are ten-foot-tall, heavily-trapped and thrown in jail for reason it's called a husk. The severe lag. And once it finds something Deader than they exist. On the Fun side, it creates a huge net damage quickly turn tail and take medical staff's time.
● Hard Head: Averted in the water supply.note
Eldritch Location: Thanks to the organs you lose.
● Guide Dang It: The community, was many horrible mass of living miasma. In its most basic form.
● Impaled with minimal risk upon puberty, the test subjects received its own high-level programming language that's not spewing fort after fort by trial-and-error.
● Screw You, Elves!.
Occasionally combination Chamber: Theoretically contain 1,000 dragons as long as pumps allow for some inexplicable fiery apocalypse.
● Cycle of Hurting: Big monsters Are Weird incarnate, and will still transfer curses to those who defile their life every single deadlier whenever it happens is 'encased in combat system has begun—the first type of stone, then stopping them back the stuff everywhere in the 2012 released a flooded room, then retract the roof to expose and freeze the water. Or magma.
[MIGRANT_BONING:5000]Oh my.
And some of the regular old raws, while we still have them. I wonder what wonders will the next version bring?
[OCEAN_WATER_BUFF] Bro do you even wave?
[BERSERK_CITY] sounds like an anime!
[MORE:YAK] Yes, please.
[OBJECTIONAL_MORNING:FLOOR FUNGI] Phoenix Wright: Objection! There's mushrooms on the floor this morning!
[SKIP_ON_KILLS] "What in Armok's name is he doing?" "I believe that's the do si do."
[MIGRANT_BONING:5000] Urist McMom gives birth x 4999
[ETHIC:EAT_FOR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] Well, I'm screwed...
[TOOL_PEOPLES] don't talk to the Wrench People, I hear they're real tools.
[DIE_WHEELBARROW] What did it do to you?
[COFFIN_NOT_FRESHER:YES] Urist, we need more Febreeze!
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]
Even more RAW travesties!:
[REAR_COMPOUND_INFECTIONS]
[ITEM][IMMORTIFACT]
[STORY_IN_DWARF:REPUTATION]
[USE_TILE_SLAM_INTERN]
[ALL_OUT_DROPLET]
[NAMEABLE:LOCAL_MOISTEN]
[SHOOT_REAR:300]
[BLOOD_THORN_TEMPEST]
[PLAN:STAB_ATTACK:KICK_WOOD_MAKING:buttress head-bump:head bulls:reindeer] ((a hell of a plan))
[TORSION_LOST] ((An alternate-universe reboot of the Bending saga))
[REACTION:KICK:BITUMINOUS_COALITY]
[REVEAL_GROUND_DENSE] ((discovery of the century, right there))
[SOAP_LEVELS_ABOVE_GROUND]
[MASTER_ATTACKERY]
[EROSION_FREEDOM]
[AMBUSH_DEFACES_ENGRAVERY]
[IMPALE_CHOCOLATOR]
((And finally: ))
[ALCOHOL_TEMPLE]
[COLOSSUM_MAN]
[ENDGAME_TURBAN:UNTAMED_ADJUSTIFY]
Guess what? It's the DF 2014 RAW Travesties!
[APPLY_CREAM]
[STATE_NAME:cashew drinkgo wood]
[BIOMEGRANCH_DENSITY:0]
[BIOME:desert lime:STRUCTURAL]
[GROWTH_NAME:ALL_SOLID:abacadamia nuts:6:2:0:1]
[GROWTH_PRING]
[HEAVES]
[BIOME:coffee beer]
[HEAVES]
From plant_new_trees.txt:Code: [Select][STATE_NAME:cashew drinkgo wood]
[BIOMEGRANCH_DENSITY:0]
[BIOME:desert lime:STRUCTURAL]
[GROWTH_NAME:ALL_SOLID:abacadamia nuts:6:2:0:1]
[GROWTH_PRING]
[HEAVES]
[BIOME:coffee beer]
[SET_RARE_AND_DEVOUR_TEMPLATIONS]
[BIOME:pond and grounderground legs ands on tissue]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CATEGORY:THROAMING]
[BIOME:pond and grounderground legs ands on tissue]
groundergroundYou win the thread.
You win the thread.
You can appreciate the beard formerly located in the tragedy of fruitBeautiful.
[LOW_MANAGE:FACIALATTACK:PUNCH_RAY_MAKING]Idea for a new interaction attack - get!
[CREPUSCULAR_CUTTLESNAKE]
[ACTION:GOBLIVION]
Alright, time to get back into this.
[PARADIUS:2]
[NAME:giant woman:brown recluse sponsored bear]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BLACK] ((Uh.))
[CAN_LEGLESS_OIL]
[SHOES:MOUTH]
[APPLY_CREATURE:SNAIL:FRONT]
[ARMOR:IVORY_TEMPEROR]
[LAYS_EGGSHELL_TRAIN:PROCESSPLANT_BOX]
[STRUMPETITION:1504]
[HEAD_FLYING:nuts]
[SOUNDEAD_AND_POSITIONED]
[SKULKING_BEAN]
[IGNITE:TEARS]
[MEGABEAST_HUNTS:GRAPE]
[USE_EVIL_ATTACK_FLIPPER_MELTER:BRAIN_NUMBERER]
[LOW_MANAGE:FACIALATTACK:PUNCH_RAY_MAKING]
[GOBBLE_VENOM:LIQUID_COOKED]
[HORN_TEMPLATE_ATTACK_INJECT_CAPTAIN_LEGLESS_6ARMS:2EYES:STABLISTER]
And finally:
[SUCCESSPLAYABLE]
[ACTION:GOBLIVION]
New word for 80+ flyer-mounted goblin sieges?
[ACTION:GOBLIVION]
New word for 80+ flyer-mounted goblin sieges?
Goblivion, for when Bethesda runs out of ideas, they Go back to Oblivion?
[PLANT:BRANCHOVY]
[NAME:anchotree][NAME_PLURAL:anchotrees][ADJ:anchotree]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:STRUCTURAL:STRUCTURAL_PLANT_TEMPLATE]
[BASIC_MAT:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:STRUCTURAL]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BRANCHOVY:WOOD_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:branchovy meat]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:branchovy]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[EDIBLE_VERMIN]
[EDIBLE_RAW]
[EDIBLE_COOKED]
[ROTS]
[GENERATES_MIASMA]
[MEAT]
[SOLID_DENSITY:1060]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SEED:BONE_TEMPLATE]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:1]
[SEED:branchovy bone:branchovy bones:7:0:1:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:SEED]
[TREE:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:BRANCHOVY][TREE_TILE:226]
[TRUNK_PERIOD:10]
[HEAVY_BRANCH_DENSITY:25]
[MAX_TRUNK_HEIGHT:5]
[MAX_TRUNK_DIAMETER:1]
[TRUNK_BRANCHING:2]
[LIGHT_BRANCHES_NAME:branchovy]
[BRANCH_DENSITY:50]
[BRANCH_RADIUS:2]
[HEAVY_BRANCHES_NAME:big branchovy]
[HEAVY_BRANCH_RADIUS:1]
[TRUNK_WIDTH_PERIOD:200]
[ROOT_DENSITY:5]
[ROOT_RADIUS:3]
[STANDARD_TILE_NAMES]
[PREFSTRING:meat force]
[DRY]
[BIOME:PANTS]
[SAPLING]
[GROWTH:BRANCHOVY]
[GROWTH_NAME:branchovy:branchovies]
[GROWTH_ITEM:PLANT_GROWTH:NONE:LOCAL_PLANT_MAT:BRANCHOVY]
[GROWTH_DENSITY:1000]
[GROWTH_HOST_TILE:ALL_BRANCHES_AND_TWIGS]
[GROWTH_HOST_TILE:SAPLING]
[GROWTH_PRINT:224:224:6:0:0:ALL:1]
[GROWTH_HAS_SEED]
Let's do this again!
[NATURE_TISSUE_NAME:giant nautilus]
[BIOME:OCTOPUS_TILE]
[DEMON_DOORS]
[APPLY_CREATURE:AXEMAN:body is a rough the head shape of a pear legs.]
[OBJECT:REPEAT_FAST]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH_ATTACK_CONVERT_TARGET_RADIUS:2]
[STATE_NAME:tomatillo sow:wattlefish.]
[CASTE_NAME:bitter bowels were sponsored by the shellfishing yak cheese]
[BODY_EYE_SIZE_DISABLE_WOOD:50]
[REAGENT:BABY_CATCH:BODICE]
[CARNAGE:SOIL_CLOTH]
[WOOD:LIE]
[ATTACK:TGORE DRILLAR]
[MAGMA:REPEAT:SWEET]
[CAN_DARK_INDIGNATE]
[MINECART_DODGINGSNAKE]
[MORE DRILS]
[VOLCANO_MELON]
[REAGENT:GARNISHERY_EXTRUSIVE_FROG] ((Now THAT is an advanced frog! :D))
[CHASTIONSHIPPER:HANGING_GUTS:ORGANS:NECK_FRIEND]
[COVERAGE:HELL]
[ALCOHOL_DEPOT_BRING:vocal Profit
[DIE_WHEELBARRACK]
[WERECURSOR_UPDOWNRIGHTMARE]
[RAINABLE:LARD]
[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_CLOUD_NUMBER]
And finally:
[BUTTONGS] ((One word, so many possible meanings...))
APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL --I love this one, its just hilarious
[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE] --nailing plates to things sounds like a boring job
APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET --hey, its Rudolph
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires -- Hand vampires! That is all
[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT] --I'm not dumb, I can do intelligent!
LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION -- hopefully not a fart
[BABYNAME:Spit] --that's a horrible name for a baby
Now we'll find the eyebrows --I know I left them around here somewhere.
TENDOORS]-- NINEDOORS, EIGHTDOORS, SEVENDOORS, SIXDOORS....
APPEARANGE:Spit:spit:spit:spits:NAIL --I love this one, its just hilarious
[PROFESSION_NAIL_PLATE] --nailing plates to things sounds like a boring job
APPEARS:NOSE_RUSSET --hey, its Rudolph
[BP_APP_MOD_NOUN:hand vampires -- Hand vampires! That is all
[CAN_DO_INTELLIGENT] --I'm not dumb, I can do intelligent!
LOCAL_CREATURE_SOCIAL_EMISSION -- hopefully not a fart
[BABYNAME:Spit] --that's a horrible name for a baby
Now we'll find the eyebrows --I know I left them around here somewhere.
TENDOORS]-- NINEDOORS, EIGHTDOORS, SEVENDOORS, SIXDOORS....
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:BROW] (one mighty brow)
[BABY_NAUSEA:SEV:50:1750:ENDURANGER:WHITE]
[IMPLIES_PRICKS] ((Elf tag? Or noble tag?))
[NAMAGMA_WARMOK_IVONIC:WARPSTONERY] - Magma and Armok, for true dwarves
[BLOOD_OF_TELLER]
[MAT:WALKIN]
Lord garbage.
violent length zero --sounds like an anime
while we're waiting for the True Lord of Random RAWs, Sean Mirren, to return to us once more, I offer up some segments of this excellently done fortress playthrough.
Spoiler: BENDING:SMELTING_COBRA_MAN (click to show/hide)
There's hardly a drop of magma-based wave motion guns.
[USE_EVIL](http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131116000607/lotr/images/9/9b/TheOneRing.jpg)
[APPEAK:1:IRIS_EYE_EMISSION:cats]
[ATTACK:KICKNESS:0:0:80:100]
[CAN_DO_INT:NONE]
[FRIENDSHIPPER:HIGH]
[COVEN_THREATES:LIQUID_MAGPIE_MAN] --Watch out for those witches. They threatened to make me into a liquid magpieman!
[INSULATION:PIG] --Going out in that East Coast blizzard? Wrap your body in bacon!
[PLAN:FACIAL_SENSUAL] --oh, dear me.
[GAIT:CRAZY] --the Ministry of Silly Walks?
[IMPLIES_ANIMAL_CREATURE] --well, yeah...
[GO_THOUGHT] --go, thought, go!
[INVADERS_IGNOBLE] --Goblins are certainly not known for their sense of honor, it's true.
[CREPUSCULAR_ONLY_IF_EXILE] --"I used to be a night owl, but then they kicked me out" :(
[POLE:NATURAL] --Ohhh, myyy
[DOES_BRAIN:3] --Dwarves don't even brain once
[IS_METAMORPHIC_PACK_SUCK] --the Metamorphic Pack is going form suck to blow!
[EROSION GAMES] --They wouldn't let that silty clay loam strata play any erosion games
[USE_AND_RELIEVE] --Ohhhh myyyyy
[ELECT_STEED] --Caligula's tag
[SWIMMOBILE:kan man] --Hurry, Kanman! To the Swimmobile!
[ATTACK_PRINTER] --You've mangled my documents for the last time! *smash*
[FUNCTION:HUMAN] --Hah, barely. Just look at Kim Kardashian.
[NO_EDGE_ALIGNMENT MAN] --"Thank god you've arrived, NoEdgeAlignmentMan!" (Monotone) "Yes. My perfectly balanced Lawful Neutral stance is to the rescue."
[BODYPART_GRABBER] --I encountered one on the bus once...
And on a political note:
[LIKES_SANCTION] - That's the US and most of Europe nowadays. :P --LOL. Regrettably true.
[RETURNINGSTAR] ((worst weapon ever))
If I get the time, I might actually try making things out of these travesties.
It'd be fun.
If I get the time, I might actually try making things out of these travesties.
It'd be fun.
To keep things reasonably sensible (hahaha) I think there should be rules to this:
In order to be considered a valid travesty, the word or phrase must be formed from words in the vanilla raws, and they must have at least three letters joining them together. Otherwise, virtually any words can be stuck together just from sharing an underscore or a colon or something.
RETURNINGSTAR is valid, since it joins RETURNING and MORNINGSTAR through the letters NING.
Other valid travesties:
WEREBEAST_GUZZLEBOX (WEREBEAST -(BEAST)- CURIOUSBEAST_GUZZLER -(UZZLE)- ITEM_TOY_PUZZLEBOX)
BEAST_EATERMELON (CURIOUSBEAST_EATER -(TER)- WATERMELON)
NAME_BATTLEFISH_GUPPY (NAME_BATTLE -(TTLE)- CUTTLEFISH -(FISH)- FISH_GUPPY
NO_ENDONS (NO_END -(END)- TENDONS)
Or just do whatever because who really cares?
Turns out the Travestificator is also good at discovering some little-known film classics. Check out these must-see movies starring screen giants such as...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
upt you guys are making?They so fread?
What are travesties you guys are making weird and funny! :D
And funny! :D
And can this thread?
What are travesties you guys are making?They so fread?
What exactly is this this those those be use be use a
We're using a program that mixes up text put into it.
[INSTRUMENT:GIANTAXEBLADE]
Since Toady released an idea of what to expect with poetry, I had to try it out:
hexametere numbers in the eighth line has the poetic pent of the feet
The rhyme poetic pent view of the cons assed
Each line of sing meaning. Each line. --EACH LINE, I say!
Each line of the first line.
A solemn poem is ABCD1A1CD, where numbers indicate a lover mining.
The Icy Night syllables. The Icy Nightmares. The ending nature. The Icy Night syllables.
Travestification of North Korean slogans from this list (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-31446387):
Let us supply service.
just so you know UNDEAD_FLYING_GREAVERNS are what you get when your wavern wing greaves are reanimatedHah, that's certainly a possibility! :)
Some lost Star Trek episodes:These are awesome. XD
"The Ultimate Little War"
"A Piece of Part I"
"A Taste of Part I"
"The Part II"
"Tomorrow Is Hollow and I Have Touched the War"
"All Goth Now"
And more of (the late :( ) Christopher Lee's admirable filmography:
Saruman Office
Dr. Cliff (AKA Castle of the Adventure Chocolate Factor)
Not Dracula (as Dracula)
The Clone Wars Episode II: Attack of Murder Saxton (Alternative title: Horror Hotel)
Dracula has Risen from Nagasaki
Bear (as Grigori Rasputin Wonka)
Serial (as Lord Progress)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie (as Alquazar)
The Hobbit: The Story (certainly not the Peter Jackson version)
Funny Man Who Could Cheat Death and the Devil-Ship Pirates (as Count Dracula)
Revenge of Blood Rivers II: Revenge of Murder Saxton
Meatcleaver Man (as Lord of the World)
Starship of the Mummy
Sherlock Holmes and Night of the Chocolate Face of the Director of the Hands of Dracula (Alternative title: Hercules in the Baskerville)
[WORLD_CABOCHON]
[FLASH_MAN]
[IMPROVEMENT_IMPROVEMENT] It's new and impprovederer!
[PANTS:384] That's... a lot of pants.
[CHILDNAME:FISH_CAPITAL] Jeez, what weird names will celebrities come up with for their kids next?
[PUNISHMENT_PICCOLO] You got off lightly. Vegeta's punishment would be OVER 9000 whacks.
[TWO_HANDS:384] No, it clearly says 2!
[RULES_FROM_OIL] the Koch brothers?
[TWO_HANDS:1] No, TWO, damn it!
[SECRETION:BARON] EWWW.
[BIOME:MOUSTACHE] Bwhahahaha. I could make a Ron Jeremy joke, but this is a family site ;)
[TWO_HANDS:3] Meh, close enough.
[TWO_HANDS:5] "One...two...five!"
[PUNISHMENT_MODIFIER:PUNISHMENT_TRUMPET] Well, the way some people play, this is entirely possible.
[NOTHOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_FUN:ACCEPTABLE] "Tell my wife I said 'hello'."
[DISPLAY_POT] Not a good idea unless you live in Seattle or Denver. Or Amsterdam.
It's fine they have beer Gee, I'm glad you approve!
You can eat axes I'll pass.
[LEAF:LEGS] - Could prove useful against bogeymen
[DIFIED_OUT_NUTS:HUMANT_NUMBLE] - No idea what this means but it sounds painful
[NOPAINBOWMANG] - I think Painbow is the DF equivalent of a Rainbow - instead of a pot of gold at the end of it, you instead find a masterwork barrel of forgotten beast extract that makes your skin slough off
[EATEARER] - Okay, biting on ears is mildly cute...but this is taking that too far.
[VOLCANO_MARKET] - Whatever that is, I want it. Almost as good as magma-based wave motion guns.
[BERSERK_CHESTNUT] - New king of beasts for DF2015?
[UNABLE:LEISURE] - Should be an actual tag for antmen and such.
[COOKED_TAN] - Yeah, I guess if you get thrown into a boiling pot by a group of cannibals you can get a bit of a tan...
[UTTER_OBJECTION_MANAGER] - OBJECTION! *slams desk* Alternatively, it sounds like some weird Full Metal Alchemist parody.
[OUTDOOR_ORCA_MAN] - As opposed to...indoor orca man? ehhh...
[CURRENT_IMAGE_COLLECT_UPPERBODY:TEETH] - I assume it relates to making the upper body of a statue out of teeth? Dunno..
[ADV_SLEEP_INTO_BALL] - weird way to describe sleeping in the fetal position.
We alcohol" so dwarves:elephant] - oh my God...so dwarves are actually elephants? So in Boatmurdered they were actually killing dwarves?
[SLOWS:25:PROBOSCIS:probos:bonobo:bonoboscis:princes] - I like the word bonoboscis.
[BRAG_ON_LEG:length arm:braies] - Yo Becky, check out these totally fabulous braies I got! Gonna take photos of me dressed only in them and post them on Dorfbook! LAL
[GENERAL:JUSTIFIED_IF_EXTREME_EVENTURE_CHOCOLATE:EGG:EGG] - So Generals are justified for their actions if they produce Extreme Eventure (whatever that means) Chocolate Eggs.
((Level 4:))
[ATTACK_PENETRAVISION:R_FALSE_MATE] - that sounds...dirty.
[TRUNK_BRAIN] - So, elephants have brains in their trunks? Disturbing, but also gives me ideas...
[BODY_DENTERIAL_CREATHERER] - Creawhatnow?
[TRUNK_HEAR] - Apparently elephant trunks have ears in them too.
[CONTACK:BITUMPS] - Bitumps? That like bitcoins in the DF world?
[STANDARD_CLIMBING_YOLK:LIQUID:BURNAL] - Burnal is a great word. Also, standard climbing yolk? Sounds like an actual creature name for some bizarre alien-world type DF mod.
[EVAPORTANDANEAN_CLIMBING:0] - What is this newspeak crap?
[GO_TOOT_BUTCH] - That'd be really awkward if someone's name was Butch.
[EDIBLE_RADIUS:1900] - So it's only edible if you have a long enough mouth. Odd.
[APPLY_CANNOT_FIX:NONE:BONE] - Cannot fix none? Bone!
[GROWTH:TOE] - Disturbing...but also a potential modding idea.
[GO_TO_SLEECH] - Mom, you're drunk, it's "sleep" not "sleech".
((Level 4 full random:))
[LIQUIFEFISH_LUNG_GREEZINC] - Liquifefish?
[NATE_SAND:replantmen wantman:snakepool uses] - Snakepool seems like some kind of torture method. Fun.
[BUILD_NAKED] - Tag for some type of nudist civilization?
[FISHIELD] - Oh great, now we have an alternative to baby shields.
[CREE_TILE:SNAKE_FLYING2] - Flying snake? Quetzalcoatl?
((Level 5 full random:))
[ABSORPTIONS WITH MATE] - oh god, does it mean what I think it means?
[PARADISE_NUT] - Sounds like an actual thing again.
[CANNOT_LIVER OTTERNATURAL] - Otternatural.
[REAGENT:ITEMCORPSE:WORKED_TO_COKE] - What is this tag for? A Nazi Germany civ?
[PLANT:GUTS] - Bit gross, but also something that'd fit for evil biomes.
[BODY:3EYES:2LUNGFISH] - Interesting body build...
[BUTCHER_OBJECT_EXTRA_BUTCHERABLE] - What, butchering a body wasn't good enough? You wanna butcher more? You wanna butcher an already butchered object? You're a monster.
[TREE:LOBSTER_RARE] - That's true, I don't think lobsters live in trees...
[EVAPORATE_FORBIDDEN:SUPERNATURAL] - So if you evaporate in a supernatural manner you'll be punished?
Wagon:wagon:wagon:wagon]--Wagon:wagon:wagon:wagon Wagon:wagon:wagon:wagon KOBOLD KOBOLD!
[TREE:LOBSTER_RARE] But it wasn't a tree... it was a tree lobster Do do do do do dodiddity do--Tree Lobster!
[DEMAN:swordsdwarfoloid women:elephant elephant amphibians
pond turkeys - I think thats how someone who doesn't know the word "duck" would describe a duck.At this point, I'm wondering: why is there still no large collab between modders to make a Travesties mod?
dark pigs - Evil version of pigs?
leopardcats - Redundant...
wickens - I don't think thats how you spell wiccans
Sombered quagmire monster men - Badass name.
guine Grous Shadoral Unkeys - What even.
ducky Union outcasts - Oh God, I think that's who's behind animals staging insurrections in hamlets.
blue jaguars - any different from a regular jaguar?
giant ding squirrelstrolls - Squirreltrolls sounds cool, but what's the "ding" there for?
alpacats - That's something that deserves fanart.
red pterjamas - Are they what pajamas are made from?
humped lovies - Eww.
humandark scoon of Boats - awesome but nonsensical name
gigator of Squatchewers - same as above.
humped owls - Beastiality?
Enjoymedflargeous man - This is word nirvana.
Oraccoons of Demons - A combination of an orangutan and racoon? Cool I suppose
tiger buffalos - Move aside, sponges, elephants, carps and badgers. We have a new king of the beasts stepping up to the throne. No seriously, that's a badass creature.
geesert skunks - I don't think thats how you spell gizzard.
goble Roast - Living food items coming to kill us now?
trollows - What?
chillows - Tundra version of the above?
water buffalospreys - Seems like an awesome creature.
honed humans - What's the difference between them and a regular human?
rabbits of Butter - So we have butter gods now?
[CREATURE:TIGER_BUFFALO]
[DESCRIPTION:A huge buffalo with the head and coloration of a tiger.]
[NAME:tiger buffalo:tiger buffalos:tiger buffalo]
[CHILD:1][GENERAL_CHILD_NAME:tiger buffalo calf:tiger buffalo calves]
[CREATURE_TILE:'B'][COLOR:6:0:1]
[BIOME:ANY_TROPICAL_WETLAND]
[BIOME:SHRUBLAND_TROPICAL]
[BIOME:GRASSLAND_TROPICAL]
[BIOME:SAVANNA_TROPICAL]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:15:30]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:3:7]
[PETVALUE:200]
[PREFSTRING:stripes]
[LARGE_ROAMING]
[PET_EXOTIC][MOUNT_EXOTIC][TRAINABLE]
[CARNIVORE][NATURAL]
[LARGE_PREDATOR][MEANDERER]
[SAVAGE]
[BODY:QUADRUPED_NECK_HOOF:TAIL:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:2LUNGS:HEART:GUTS:ORGANS:THROAT:NECK:SPINE:BRAIN:SKULL:MOUTH:TONGUE:GENERIC_TEETH_WITH_LARGE_EYE_TEETH:RIBCAGE:2HEAD_HORN]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_MATERIALS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:HOOF:HOOF_TEMPLATE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_TISSUES]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:HOOF:HOOF_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:HORN:HORN_TEMPLATE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:VERTEBRATE_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:FAT:MUSCLE:BONE:CARTILAGE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:HAIR]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:SKIN:BY_CATEGORY:THROAT]
[TL_MAJOR_ARTERIES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SINEW:SINEW_TEMPLATE]
[TENDONS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[HAS_NERVES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:BLOOD:BLOOD_TEMPLATE]
[BLOOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:BLOOD:LIQUID]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[GETS_WOUND_INFECTIONS]
[GETS_INFECTIONS_FROM_ROT]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:100000]
[BODY_SIZE:1:0:500000]
[BODY_SIZE:2:0:1000000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:10:20]
[ATTACK:BITE:CHILD_BODYPART_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ATTACK:HGORE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HORN]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:gore:gores]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HOOF_FRONT]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:4:4]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_FLAG_BAD_MULTIATTACK]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HOOF_REAR]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:4:4]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_FLAG_BAD_MULTIATTACK]
[DIURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10068]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_QUADRUPED_GAITS:900:549:366:183:1900:2900] 48 kph
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_SWIMMING_GAITS:9000:8900:8825:8775:9500:9900] 1 kph, NO DATA
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CRAWLING_GAITS:9000:8900:8825:8775:9500:9900] 1 kph, NO DATA
[SWIMS_INNATE]
[TRADE_CAPACITY:1500]
[MUNDANE]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:tiger buffalo cow:tiger buffalo cows:tiger buffalo cow]
[FEMALE]
[MULTIPLE_LITTER_RARE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:MILK:MILK_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:frozen tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:frozen tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo's milk]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo's milk]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[MILKABLE:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:MILK:20000]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:CHEESE:CREATURE_CHEESE_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID:tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID:tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_NAME:SOLID_POWDER:tiger buffalo cheese powder]
[STATE_ADJ:SOLID_POWDER:tiger buffalo cheese powder]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:melted tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:melted tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo cheese]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:boiling tiger buffalo cheese]
[PREFIX:NONE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:tiger buffalo bull:tiger buffalo bulls:tiger buffalo bull]
[MALE]
[SET_BP_GROUP:BY_TYPE:LOWERBODY][BP_ADD_TYPE:GELDABLE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:HAIR]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:STRIPES_ORANGE_BLACK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:hair:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1:BURNT_UMBER:1:CINNAMON:1:COPPER:1:DARK_BROWN:1:DARK_PEACH:1:DARK_TAN:1:ECRU:1:PALE_BROWN:1:PALE_CHESTNUT:1:PALE_PINK:1:PEACH:1:PINK:1:RAW_UMBER:1:SEPIA:1:TAN:1:TAUPE_PALE:1:TAUPE_SANDY:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:IRIS_EYE_YELLOW:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
[MULTIPLY_VALUE:5]
[CAN_DO_INTO_BALL] - Travesties can into polandball?
[MALE:BEAUTY] - [FABULOUS]
[NAME_GREAT_WORKER] - Civ 6 has some odd new great people
[FRIENDLY_CURSE] - "Who dares enter my house? Oh it's just my buddies. Anyway, I curse you!"
[USE_MOD_NOT] Yeah, I'm using a mod.... NOT!
[MOVIE_GOBLEN:1:F8] A biopic on goblin leaders?
[WORLDGEN_EXPAND_SOMETHING:vengeful bent only. It's been there since the dawn of time... something vengeful...
[AMBUSH_BY:DUKE] This is how I feel when nobles come a-knocking.
[ITEM_FORBIDDEN:NONE:NOTHOUGH:REPEAT_FACE:UNITVIEW_WORTHY] If you want to be worthy, you must use everything you have!
you look lamprey.] No, YOU look lamprey!
[COOK_FORGE] This is now how I'm referring to every oven I see.
[EAT_CLIMBER:28] But only climber 28. The others are fine.
[USE_LATCH:REPEAT:SPIKEMAN:body ink andra animal front live. So I'll fish:clownfisherdwarf, young as pointeract, but your foreheads.] Gamzee fishes?
[TOOL_WHEELBARRACKISHWATER] I must see this.
[REORGANS:STATUS:REAR_STRETCH] "Intestines ripped out? It'll be fine, we'll just reorgan you."
[WORLD_GEN_USE: the LAND] What? Not the wate- the land, the LAND!
[SKULKING:MISGUIDED] It makes you look suspicious.
[DEMAN:marksdwarven milk opal into brain also calves ink andritic version to terring nicked talons (which can metal Marksdwarves instead angles] The worst part is that it seems to make sense...
[DEMON_NAMED_REASY:0:0] "Yeah, you won't be seeing Reasy anymore."
[MIGRANT:ALL:HOLY] Priests?
[BANDFIRE_CHILD_ATTACK] (actually legles.] What's a legles? Are the children legless?
[VOLCANISM_FEET:feet] Can this exist? Please?
[BERSERK_CARVING:EAR] The mad engraver?
[PET_LEFT:NORMOUSCORPSE] Damned inconsiderate of it.
[CITIZEN_LABOR:REPEAT] "Do it again!"
[PET_DODGE:ANT_ELEPHANTOID] Well, I certainly wouldn't want elephant-sized ants.
[ENGRAVEYARD:STONE:1] But only one.
And finally:
[VISION_DAGGER] If looks could kill...
[LAIR:hair] - Used by the "dandruff" creature.
[AUTOMACE:0] - sounds like an awesome weapon, reminds me of the stuff the guys from Spearbreakers came up with.
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.
[EXPORT:ANY_MELEE_WEAPONSMITH] - why would you even do that?
[NO_EATERIES] - By the Royal decree, all eateries are forbidden! You can only eat at home!
[ABUSE_ANY_OCEAN:12] - I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP...THE OCEAN!
[FRIENDS] - FRIENDZOOOOOONED!
[ETHIC:EAT_CUT_GEM] - minus the "ethic" and "cut" parts this should be an actual tag for some underground creatures.
giant men - isn't this basically redundant? By default giants are giant humans.
shrinkables - Shrinkable what? Don't leave me hanging here, man.
lord: Speecho the Trustworms - Guys, I think we have the first DF raid boss.
buffalord: Stru Floombats - And another one!
horrorses, hamstersous - hamsterous should be an actual adjective. Also I think "horrorse" is just supposed to be a night mare.
rave spards - members of a nuclear rave civ?
black birdsnose Smushar of Flun - Umm, I think it's supposed to be Smasher of Flan. I don't think there are gods of flan yet.
one-humans - Oh look, it's the inferior version of the two-human.
dwarvesus men - Is it like Dwarf+Rhesus Macaque or is it Dwarf+Jesus?
mountain hamspiders - It is terrifying.
lard outcast - Lard outcasts are known for their shrill cries of HORK HORK HORK and making up of imaginary conditions to make themselves seem special. Hated by every other race, except elves.
jumped puffalos - that some type of a bigger, more agressive fluffy wambler?
sole dogs - Sole as in "the only ones left" or do they have human feet? Either way, weird.
Owner: The Colon - I love the smell of my dad's colon.
cave Countain hallowshipmunkensewers - Would you like some fries with that word salad?
bloo - Most of the races seem to think "a bloo bloo" is only an onomatopoeia of the cries emitted by Lard Outcasts when they don't get their way. However, the truth is far darker; this cry generate slime-like beings that eventually become full-grown Lard Outcasts.
puffalord: Thuths thers - That's the giant, raid-boss version of the jumped puffalos.
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] - Slaves being punched by bodyguards seems normal enough for me.
No no, clearly it's slaves being ordered to punch bodyguards.
177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.Quote177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That would pave the earth...
I've decided to try travestifying the world site and pops.txt of my heavily modded game to see if I can mod some of these beasts into my game , priceless :I should get to modding some of these in-game myself. These world site and pops travesties are incredible.
kangoose snailfin goats - So this is like chimera 2.0?
tor demons - New HFS layer: the deep web.
Brows - Apparently necromancers are capable of raising eyebrows now. Literally.
cave dongsnake men - Dongsnake. That is all.
ironwing squire bushmasked giant leopah - Magnificent creature.
bear deer - Terrifying...but kinda awesome.
giant gracious cave crabs - Atleast they're gracious.
gibbonobolds - An (even more) primitive cousin of the kobolds.
impanda mounta rainbow harp sea sea seal fire - My mind is going into overdrive just trying to figure out what this thing is supposed to be.
monsters - Just monsters. Not anything specific.
ayes - Aye, that's some good stuff mayte.
two-humpiny devilized iguanacons - With stuff like this, we honestly could just make something like DF from scratch and make an entire world just full of creatures from these travesties.
jaguanacorpion skunks - Case in point.
nemator perheads - and again.
giant snakened mite gremlind snakeets - Snakened snakeets? Isn't that somewhat redundant?
naked brutes of shoe cragonge reen trountainbowplumpines - Why are they naked?!
axoloth bears - Is it possible to be adorable and terrifying at the same time?
That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.Quote177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That would pave the earth...
510 trillion square meters of land, or in total? Because unless they're amphibious you can't exactly plop them on the oceans.That is nearly two trillion animals. Pave the earth indeed.Quote177960811564498 kangoose snailfin goats
That would pave the earth...
177,960,811,564,498
Actually 177 trillion. There are about a quadrillion ants (last time I counted), but a kangoose snailfin goat is... probably a specific breed of goat. If it's a normal-sized goat... somewhere in the 75kg range (rough estimate), that's 13 quadrillion kg of goat. Animals are about as dense as water, so that's 1g/ccm, or 1000 kg/m^3, so that's 13 trillion cubic meters of goat. Earth is 510 trillion square meters, so spread out evenly (perhaps they're all laying on their sides), that's actually only 2.6 cm.
At that rate, the only way for it to be uniform is if they're all ground up first. Still, that's impressive.
buffalord: Stru Floombats...ALL HAIL THE BUFFALORD.
[LAIR:hair] Well, Robert Smith's hair is big enough, so...
[ATTACK_PERMITTED_JOB:ANY_TYPE:LOCAL_CABLE] Comcast has angered its customers for the last time...amass on the call center!
[AUTOMACE:0] You have to use it manually.
[SLAVERY:PUNCH:BODYGUARDS] I am Spartacus!
[BEAST_GUZZLER] Just eat them whole. No butchering needed!
[EXPORT:ANY_MELEE_WEAPONSMITH] Wehave way too many sword and axe smiths. We need more crossbow makers.
[BEASTPLATE] the beasts you don't guzzle can be used for armor.
[NO_EATERIES] the reason for the beast guzzling
[ABUSE_ANY_OCEAN:12] the oil companies, obviously, have this ethic.
[FRIENDS] Are they electric?
[LOCAL_BANDS:2] No room for more, damn it.
[PERMITTED_JOB:SING] I'm glad of that, or I'd be out of a job.
[PROGRESS_FROMANCE:0] this is when you have a very close friendship with cheese.
[ETHIC:EAT_CUT_GEM] Ow, my teeth!
And more creatures/entities:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I really wanted to do the critters but I'm out of time :(
I really wanted to do the critters but I'm out of time :(I did one.
Quotebuffalord: Stru Floombats...ALL HAIL THE BUFFALORD.
I really wanted to do the critters but I'm out of time :(I did one.Quotebuffalord: Stru Floombats...ALL HAIL THE BUFFALORD.
MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
QuoteMetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
I knew it wasn't supposed to be there. ;PQuoteMetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
Oh! Well that was a tag from the lyrics site that I forgot to remove, not actual lyrics.. Knowing Devo, though, I wouldn't put it past them :P
[DWARFINEERING] Engineering the Dwarfy Way!
[SCAVENGER_SKELETON] a Skeleton Scavenger , coolio
[COW_BUTCHER] This Cow Butchers you , Stay Clear!
[DWARF_VERMIN:9001] Dwarf....Vermin......9001?
...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
I made the raws for some of the creaturesRan those raws through the travesterSpoiler (click to show/hide)
That was the point. ;P...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
So its MAKEING sense :oThat was the point. ;P...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
No, the source text ISN'T. ;PSo its MAKEING sense :oThat was the point. ;P...Gibberishing Management-ese on 6 doesn't make it sound more like gibberish. The algorithm must be broken.
I mean it is 6, but jargon. Lots of jargon.
Level 6 basically just rearrange sentences around. Lower level is more gibberishy.
I knew it wasn't supposed to be there. ;PQuoteMetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyrics | MetroLyricsI cannot help but wonder how this is crammed into a single line's worth of music. Also how do you pronounce | ?
Oh! Well that was a tag from the lyrics site that I forgot to remove, not actual lyrics.. Knowing Devo, though, I wouldn't put it past them :P
But it's still kind of interesting that it picked THAT to repeat. Twice.
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ASSTRIFLE
And finally:
[HARDENS_ON_ENEMY:ACCEPTABLE]
these book bindings are smell, so you could scribes to homogenizenship and then I mess that cancel the experiments stay that you should be wanted, and all of those hostile.New for version .45!: A necromancer's zombies will not want him / her around if they find out that the necromancer has been binding books with their fellow zombies, even if the necromancer tries to make the smell not stand out by binding all the books in zombie skin. This feature is experimental, either in-game or on Toady's part.
Made non-worth those digging bookkeepers, maybe became a bit will also dyingBookkeepers who are too busy dying in mining accidents have never been worth it.
knife fights have a crayon day.The dwarves heard of knifey-spoony via a bad translation, so now they play knifey-crayony on special occasions.
Made random creatures preferent 16 emotions with projectile trade people, which filtered throw assign a dwarven force.New for version .45!: Random creatures can react in up to 16 different ways when you bridge-throw visiting traders 1 z-level over a squad of sworddwarves.
02/22/2014 Toady One Some more reappear progressKeep it up Toady! Go Toady!
Alphabetized numbersNo Toady! Don't do that.
Stopped ghost troupes to be observing musicians, the though 20 or sites, the longer jump in continued. The world generall, and scrolls killed. After the flee terror invading desting lesson poetry and faster. Even that town with stray peasants and the mix.A lesson in how unrelated bugs can interact and form strange emergent behaviours. A long-dead troupe followed a living group of performers through 20 or so sites, being observed and observing in turn. At each site, the living musicians took on more and more of the dead musicians' style. But the world had moved on since then, and the resulting fundamental mismatch in the worldview of the (very successful and persuasive) living musicians and the worldview of those around them created a schism which resulted in spates of scroll-burnings across all the civilisations of the world, and intermittent wars due to conflicting ethics on the treatment of information.
Other parchment.Excuse me, Ms. Queen of the Lungmen, can you tell us how you felt when you saw the humans' pack animals sliced into sheets of parchment before your very alveolis?
Mostly recover). Moving about pulmonarch
This stuff is just the result of an order x Markov chain isn't it?I suppose?
What Mankinded mutants.I blame the Lone wanderer and his hatred for the real, non-mutated America. Eden2.0 2279, make America great again.
19 sheepideratsabsolutely horrifying
1 goblin
[SPOUSE_ANY_LAKE:1]'Someone read Fables.
[PERSEVERANCE:0]PERSEVERANCE:0 is kosher, though it is a token fragment. [PERSONALITY:PERSEVERANCE:0:45:100]
Dear Various things? One little bee could have every single bird
[PERSEVERANCE:0]PERSEVERANCE:0 is kosher, though it is a token fragment. [PERSONALITY:PERSEVERANCE:0:45:100]
was very upset by own fine draft lately - Fart joke?
has been tired of the decay of a lover lately - "Ugh, I swear to Armok, honey, can't you decay faster?"
was forced to drink bloody water lately - I wish this was a real way to torture elves.
was unable to survive lately - Thought screen from a ghost?
Not seeing anything interesting in regular RAW travesties yet, so jumping on the bandwagon for more Sites&Pops travesties:
270 sharpions - We have crossbred a shark and a scorpion to make the most horrifying creature known to man.
35250 mons - Gotta catch 'em all.
300 nurse men - Equal opportunity jobs.
8100 ogremlins - It tries to sneak into your fortress to pull levers, but being twelve feet tall and very stupid, it is not well adapted to this task. It will beat the snot out of your dwarves when they find it, though.
238 flyingry mako sharks - I don't know whether these flying sharks are angry or hungry. Either way, we're screwed.
312935 cougarooseshorseshoe crowed wombats - Yep.
360 demonitos - Probably just means a small demon, but I read it as demon doritos.
125 helmet men - The plump helmet men have been working out.
266 batrolls - Trolls, now with bat wings.
32 sperm whale penguins - Taking fish-diving to new levels.
88595 salmonsters - Move over, carp, there's a new dangerous fish in town.
874 one-humpermite-humping manguins - Don't even want to know.
178560 vulturkeys - Some birds are beautiful and majestic. This is not one of them.
420 leopardvarks - A beautiful spotted coat and a long funny-looking snout. Why not.
182784 albatrolls - The migratory albatroll can soar for miles before realizing that it is not aerodynamic enough to fly.
83639 crocodileaterflies - A butterfly big enough to eat crocodiles.
33 rave froglodytes - RAVE FROGLODYTES!
34533 two-humping shoe crocodileshoe crawlers - Uh-huh.
774 bushmasking Unded seahortoises - Okay, now you're not even trying.
61570 leopard squid mooses - That is leopard squid *moosen*.
4023 alligatorses - A mount that has teeth.
40192 mons (Including mako sharp sea langars
63 hipmunks - Also known as radical rodents.
14 giant giant fishBah.
1 goblin of OrgantsDid... Huh... What?
[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]
[DEFAULT_REACH:CHEEK_WITH]God, that's a low range for melee attacks.
[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]This creature's females' violence duration is pretty normal, except for one small detail: when they reach the max violence level allowed, they go back to zero, but have their lust levels upped totally.
[EDIBLE_BRACTION:A huge ant seed]Speaking of females, hey, edible bras!
[MALE_NAME:SOLID_DETAIL_PLUS_TOOT_DESCRIPTION:TOOT_REATURE_ADMIN]But enough of the females, let's learn a thing or two about the males, too!
[POPULAR:EVIL]* Listen.
[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]Regarding Undertale references... Ahem...
[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]This just makes me uncomfortable and I can't seem to spin it in a funny way.
[TOOL_BOWMAN:NORMAL]Welp. Alright.
Hedgehog mate aerial.
100 grizzly bees
1303 polar bees
1429 grabbitsYou're wanted in HR. Now.
286 naked lovebird men
1 MiserableghostsShouldn't that be Miserable ghost? Because I Can see why it is miserable, There is only one Ghost in existence.
A great furry bee with limbs as thick and muscular as a bear's. They can be milked for delicious honey, but are prone to fits of rage. Beware its powerful claws, jaws and venom!100 grizzly bees
1303 polar bees
By Urist's Beard! Swarms of bear sized bees!
I'm definitely going to use some of these in games at some point...
E.T.: The Deer Hunter
She-Wolf Man's Tomb (1956)
Strankenstein (1945)
The Monstein Meet Frankenstein Meets the Hunchback Lagoon King 2: Rise of Notre Warrior (2015)
The Mole Mummy (1945)
The Frankenster (2010)
The Morgue Ray (1945)
Ride of the Old Dame (1943)
The Hunchback Campus (1944)
Caveman N.Y.P.D.
Franken Wu Tang
Slave Giant Chocula
The Viking Lucky HorrorVision Millie Dynamite Wizard of Dark Attack Magic
Leprechagodzilla 2000
Beast Dragonball Bowl-O-Rama
Nail Gun Masters of the Moon
Kung Fu of the Death Star
Leprechagodzilla vs. the Silken Wu Tang
Alice's Resurrected Cave Girl Frankenhooker
I unashamedly admit I want these to be real movies. Frankenhooker, Strankenstein and Leprechagodzilla are some of my favorite words now.
I don't have a list of movies or songs, but let's see if any of these new Sega Genesis game ROMs I just found are any good:
Aerobiz Superman (U) (REV00) [!]
Zombies Baseball USA 97 (E) [b1]
Rent Edition King Donald Duck II SE (U) [f1]
Disney's Super Championship Kara Crickey '93 (U) [!]
Brutal Championship Tennis (U) [b3]
Pocahontasy Starring Speedy Golf 2 (J) [!]
Magical Hat no Butt! (E) [b1]
Gargoyles Star - Two Crusader Footbrawl (U) (REV02) [!]
Rambo III - The Encharted Series Ate Mortal Kombat II (J) [o1]
M-1 Abrams Baseball Z - Lillengerous Demo by Toon Anxiety in the Miller (Beta)
ECCO Jr. Baseball '93 (U) [!]
Jurassic Playoff Editional Champions (Beta) [f1+C]
ECCO the Moving Foreman (J) [!]
Mickey Morphin Power Rangers 90 (J) [b3]
M-1 Abrams Baseball Z
M-1 Abrams Baseball ZI'd play it.
Wrestlevania (J) [b1] - WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE, BROTHER!
Amy Roughness Adventures (E) - Kinky.
Krusty's Rainbow Six (S1 Hack) - Wow, Krusty really went off the deep end.
Sonicles in Sonic 3 (U) [hI]
Wet Dredd - Turbo! Daibouken (J) [!] - Wet Dredd...
Junkers Samurai Shut Up and Adventure (U) [b1] - Miyamoto Musashi's Shut Up and Adventure Gaiden when?
Rolling of Zelda, The Gun Fight Adventures (U) [o1+C] - Gangsta Legend of Zelda?
Ramborghini (U) [f1] - That's another one of my favorite words now.
Dr. RoboCod (Beta) [f1+1C] - Part cod. Part machine.
Duke Nukem - Enternal Sunset Rider-Man and Knuckles (Beta) [hI] - Wow the travestificator threw out an actual meme.
Cannon Football (UE) [c][!] - Sounds hardcore.
Wrestlevania (J) [b1]Dying,
Ramborghini (U) [f1]dying,
Duke Nukem - Enternal Sunset Rider-Man and Knuckles (Beta) [hI]dead!
Time for the Academy Awards! This year the nominees for Best Picture are:
Calling Dracula (1927)
The Mole Mummy (1945)
Revenge Canary of Dead Ghoul (1945)
The Dead Mantis Island Couldn't Die (1928)
The Mummy: Tomb of the Mummy (1960)
Ride of the Old Dame (1943)
The Hunchback Campus (1944)
Caveman N.Y.P.D.
Roller Space Mushroom Planet of Things
Franken Wu Tang
Brain Dance of the Zombies
Maximum Overfiend of Justice
Double Dr. Phibes in Spaced Invader
Kung Fu of the Death Star
[BP:LLA:left fish:blue away leg:STAN:STAND_TWIGS]Dr Seuss wasn't as good at rhymes after the stroke: One fish, left fish, blue away leg, Stan twigs!
[PAIN:BY_TOOT_JUMP]*snickers violently*
[FUNCHESTLES:HEIGHT:75:98:100:8825:8775:95:98:100]
[FEMALE:VIOLENGTH:NONE:BONE]
[CASTE_NAME:add snake]Here we have a Malesnake Ettin and a Femalesnake Ettin.
[EDIBLE_RAW] certain goat's milk]From the creators of A Certain Scientific Railgun and A Certain Magical Index comes a new series, A Certain Edible Goat's Milk.
[ATTACK_CONTYPE:GELDABLE:SCALE_CHILD:100]Oh dear... I agree, this makes me uncomfortable as well, and I don't even know why.
[GROWTH_DROPS_OFF_NO_HEAD:MOUTH]Does this imply there are creatures which grow mouths that drop off... and are edible?
[APPLY_CREATURE_EXTREME_EMOTION:200]'How are you feeling?'
[MANNERISM_MOUSTACHE_SHEET:feet]Dammit dad, that's creepy as shit, get the fuck out of my bedroom.
[ALL_SOLID:person]This is discrimination against Individuals of Gaseous or Aqueous Descent!
[MUSCLE_TILE_LITTER]item insects by woundOh god what, you hit the guy and insects fall out of his wounded muscles?
[IE_SYNDROME_DANCE_FEMALE]The Necrodancer gestures, the corpse shudders and begins to vogue.
[TISSUE:TEA]Hmmm, yes, quite.
All bat-like gigglingsnake]No, I'm good, I don't need an explanation.
I'm a climaterHello a climater, I'm dad.
[HEALINGUISTIC]As a cunning linguist, I am good at this as well. *waggles eyebrows*
[VISION:KICK_ANGEL]DUCK!
[ENTITY:MEET_MELEE_WEASEL]I'm just glad it wasn't a meat melee weasel again.
[ATTACK_FLAIR]The corpse vogues at you but you jump away!
[NAME:minormatten bodyparamman]Can I call you 'Frank' for short?
[ELECTION_PERMITTED_DESERPENETRATE]I TOLD YOU THE LIZARD PEOPLE WERE RUNNING THE WORLD!
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE_MIDNIGHT_BROWN_BLOATING:large creature_smaller 70mThat sounds vaguely dirty.
[PANTS_LOWER:FLOWER_TISSUE_TEMPLATE]Ok that is definitely dirty!
[CREATURE_ACTION_SPHERE:MOUSCORKSCREW]"Who's the creature with the action sphere for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-C-O-R-K-S-"
[CREATURE:BEARD_CLIMBING:SMELL_PLAN:LEAF]The upside is you smell nice and foresty, but it is impossible to get them out of your beard once they climb up in there.
[ATTACK_VERB:spider]The corpse vogues at you, but you jump away!
[POLE:NORTHY]I mean, it's more generally in the area... you know... that way... northy?
All bodied feast a bit token HAIR_AGAINS]Dammit Brenda, if you made hairbody soup again I'm gonna spider you right in the pants flower!
[BIOME:OCTAGONFIRE]I don't even know what it means but I assume it is full of Death Metal bands and UFC bouts.
[FLASH:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT:FRUIT_TEETH]I can't tell why this is so funny, is it just the repetition?
[TUNICORN]You can tune a piano but you can't tunicorn.
[BENDINGDESTROYER:ASH_TROL_TEMPLATING, LIGHT, MUSCULAR_MAX_TRUE:ALL]You thought I was a bendingdestroyer, didn't you Ash, but it was really me, Gary Oak! *flexes*
You Knowledgehogs were - Releast, lil creatic case, neededI did release the knowledgehogs... wait, did you need me to release the were-knowledgehogs?
[TRAPCOMPLETE_ITEM_HELIOTROPICALLY_ERODENT MAN]...OH COME ON
[TWIGS_SINGULAR]But... twigs is a plural... how do I... I can't get my twigs undo?
*** oak floppy earlier. All of booze.]I'm gonna need all of booze if I can't get these oak twigs undo.
Daggerfallout10/10 would play
<snip>That was hilarious! :D
Still a little unsure what to make of that one, oh hey, materials, make...<snip>That was hilarious! :D
Let's see if I can come up with some more for you to work with. I've mixed some regular raws and some sites and pops together, let's see what happens. :)
[USE_MAT:FLOWERBODY_SIEGE:NAIL:2EYE:EYE:EYE]
[PERMITTEDDED]Only the ded know peace from this insanity.
[NOT_FACE]You must yield!
[LOWERS:NOSE:20999:2][HAUGHTINESS:-100]
[RIGHT_VISION_AXE]Again, DUCK... or, sway to the left...
50 Pupper body:upper buffalosAh yes, the early experiments at breeding buffalo wings, where the scientist didn't hear "puffin" and used puppies... a dark day indeed.
[USE_MATERIAL_REAR]My Anaconda Man is interested.
1 elf out unwatches:NO_SLEEP][TIL_BROOKLYN]
[POPULATION:A large ground in the Folder venom]Obviously this is why they were going to Brooklyn.
[SEED:coffee calf:moose were spider]We've secretly replaced their Folger's with this, let's see if they can tell the difference.
[MOUNTAIN_FRIEND]This should be an official part of the dwarven entity.
[APPLY_CREATURE:SELF_DEFENSE]You saw it, that Weremoose had a gnu!
[MOUTH:2WINGS]mffrghblf, mfrgharjlf?
[GEM_SHAPE:TRAP]*gets down one knee*
[ETHIC:KILL:GREEN]This should also be an official part of the dwarven entity.
[EDIBLE_VERB:slaps]You lick the slaps.
[HAS_NECK:SCRATCH]Well, ok... I was gonna go with the head, but this'll work.
[KILL_ENEMY:RECTANGULAR]Sneaky Pythagorean bastards.
[SPHERE:MALE]Didn't we go over this before?
[SHOES_FQ_REG:MOUTH][SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:100]
[LEATHERY_RANGE_BONING:60000][SOCIAL_AWKWARDNESS:60000]
[PERMITTED_JOB:LEAF:LEAVES]How much leaf can an elf leaf leaf if an elf can leaf leaves?
[ELEVATION_LEAKS]...I thought there was nobody up there... what else are you supposed to do from a mountain peak?
7 humpetabyssess a docile anywherers]*snickers violently*
Unnumbra these evilsWhat about those evils over there, the northy ones?
[PLAYED_OFF_NO_CLOTH:righth and strength]Inthtead of Shirth and Skinth, it'th righth and lefth?
humped legsNO! BAD DOG! DAMMIT, SOMEONE GET A GELDER IN HERE!
[RIVER_TISSUE:ELF]Jesus christ, how horrifying.
[CHILD_NAME:Hurl at throne]Well, if you insist. *hyup*
[NAME:blacktrumped freak of an incipated]...and you I will call 'Charles' I guess.
7009 longnoses, elf"Did you say I had 7009 pig noses?"
[SMELL_TRUE_RHESUS][Strongest Scent: Monkeysex]
[METAL_CHEESE:CREAM]2:Goblin Swordsman: I was wrong, monkeysex place was better.
[GOOD_ROAD_CAT:HONEY]3: Elf Pikeman: *omnomnom* Thisth plathe ith good.
[ITEMCORPSE:STRUM_MAKING:resonant:ants]Rumrusher, can you draw me a tiny little ukelele being played by ants for bogeymen?
[DEFAULT:PUNISH_REPRIMANDER:100]You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real reprimander!
[PLANT:KUMQUATICIAN]5: Dwarf Kumquatician: I've been considering kumquats.
[MAXAGE:GELDABLE]That can't be sustatinable.
[PLAYABLE_HEAD]You damn kids get out of here, stop kicking that head around!
[ODOR_LEVELS_ABOVE_LARGE][Strongest Oder: Large Monkeysex]
[SEMIMEGABEAST_ITEMCORPSE:BAGUETTE_CARP]So I went through all that shit to slay a giant, and all I get is a fucking jewelfish?
[SKELETON_TISSUE:SELF]I am skeleton everything? I am skeleton eating. I am skeleton drinking?
[ITEMCORPSE:BAT_MASK]Oh god, Bruce... don't worry, I'll carry on your legacy...
And finally:Ignore number what?
[THOUGHT_CENTERS_IGNORE_NUMBER: ]
14621197 crunicorpion recluse spider bears
18. MetallicaInteresting.
11. Iron MethOkay, whenever I start a metal band I'm gonna name it that.
Depopulator
Callout 3
Age of the StarMadness Red Hood Die!
Prison Defenders of Savior
Goat Strangulator (I like this one)
Tree of Wundertale
Vampires - Vermintidemic
Alice: Chant Wonday Night & Magic
The Hidden Porners (...wait, what?...)
Armed Fortunia
The Re;Birty Bombat (I have no idea what a birty bombat is but I want one)
Orcs Must Comman Light
Warfare to Die Atom Shadout 2
The Editished
Thief Gonna & Harvey: Original Simulation
Tales - The Battle Starve To Ex: Hatfallout 3
Crowfallout 2
Life is Warfare (IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR)
Armed Hoodline
Pillar Maries
The Battear: Infinitect
Prison Demon Arma 2: Blood Die!
Gauntellars 2
Dungeon Age of Zestiria: Red Alertales
AntichaNika
Depths of Savior
The Elemember
Woolfe - Bloodline
Fall - Ultimata
Miasmate Rebirth2 Sin
Dark Eye: Chrony
Sacrifice: Original Sin (a Sacrifice remake or prequel?)
Prison Human Robot The Summoners III
Life is Space Battlemasher
Life is Space Pre-Sequel
Banish Architect
Thief Gonna Sigma
The Demon Hunters
Divinite Remember Colon: Book 3
X Revolved
No Times XL Plation
Lichalon: Battered
Woolfe is Spacettellar Magic (soundl like something made by either Disney or MLP)
Garry's Must Corned
The Red Hood Die!
Warfare Nukem Smastle Summoners
ARK: Shadow Maria
Life is Warhammer: Epide
Zombie Atom Shadout 4 Depopulation
Warhammer: Lost Comb
Dungeon Sin
Project Aura King Light
Unders: Sect Zombat
Don't Simulator
Tabletop Sigma
BioShop's Mod
Homeworlds: Shop's Tale
Race Empires II Annivers Genius
Catlator (you're like a matador, only with cats)
XCOM: Enemy Universalis II
Crashers, Please
Paper Heroes
Lethal Legacy
Simulatoria III: Completop Simulator
Castle Crazy Machines 2
Crypt of the Sandbox
LEGO MARVEL Super Hexagon
Under Kings IV: Beyond Gothal League
Hearts of the NetHack
Rogue League Legacy
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond Gotham
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the NetHack
Crusadertale
Portress
Scribblenauts of Iron
Under Hexagon
Hearts Unknown
Vulture for NecroDancer
LEGO MARVEL Super Kings IV: Beyond the NetHack
Simulator -- because Whatever Simulator games were getting old, they just made a single all-purpose one
XCOM: Enemy Universalis II -- Though I don't know much about XCOM, I am always open to any Universalis game.
Crashers, Please -- "Ah, thank you kindly, good sir, have a jolly afternoon."
Paper Heroes -- Sounds like the new hip indie multiplayer game.
Lethal Legacy -- Sounds like the new hip AAA multiplayer game.
Simulatoria III: Completop Simulator -- The newest edition of the outbranching and highly-acclaimed Simulatoria series! This time, our favourite developers bring the joys of tabletop gaming - right onto our PCs!
Castle Crazy Machines 2 -- The sequel to the spiritual successor of Besiege.
Crypt of the Sandbox -- I heard it's got high scores for its emergent story-system in an otherwise completely open-ended sandbox game.
LEGO MARVEL Super Hexagon -- ...Some combinations just don't work.
Under Kings IV: Beyond Gothal League -- The fact that is has "Under Kings" and something called "Gothal League" in it makes me think it's about a mediaeval protagonist, who is a citizen of a merchant republic that has recently been conquered by a kingdom. The protagonist must rebuild the city and fight back the royalist scums, AC-style.
Hearts of the NetHack -- ...A'ight, I'm on it. Then again, it also sounds like some dating simulator that has ASCII graphics.
...Date Fortress: Slaves to Amor, anyone?
Rogue League Legacy -- Ah, another cookie-cutter AAA title.
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond Gotham -- A more localised version of the series AND a crossover? ...Meh, I never followed either.
Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the NetHack -- ...Goddamnit, you already got me back. Gimme that.
Crusadertale -- Another mobile game concerning the Crusades, with goofy cartoonish characters as one would expect from a mobile title.
Portress -- Good idea, very bad name choice.
Scribblenauts of Iron -- WOWOWOW! NOBODY TOLD ME I'LL HAVE TO MICROMANAGE MY DRAWN ARMIES!
Under Hexagon -- Lame.
Hearts Unknown -- Cool-sounding title, though I cannot imagine a game for it.
Vulture for NecroDancer -- I'd say this was the best spinoff of this year, 9/10.
LEGO MARVEL Super Kings IV: Beyond the NetHack -- STOP WITH THE BEYOND THE NETHACK SHIT.
... Buuuut, I'm open for this game, too.
Simulator -- because Whatever Simulator games were getting old, they just made a single all-purpose one <-- Basically.
47. A row of the diagrance to reveal arm bracelet with movement.
40. Seven fashion the Robotic tentacles!
21. A metal beverage-dispender a tempo.
93. A set of various beetles suspended maching that opensing clown.
60. The room mysters and racist door that opensing six-armer's Almanac 2134.
72. A velvet-lined biscuits, a water topograph of nine, single-malt white hang here and a liquid-filled "Sunny Days Insta-Tan".
9. A metall, writhin the normal turned.
27. A smally dressed methods.
26. A gleaminated away system.
67. The scalpels in the walk past!
71. Farmed permanent with all leather coat.
96. A pair surrounder an angry dog can be forms vaguely mutated, egg the falling in the locked, soles.
68. A matchbox with tentacles!
21. A desk cale mold and the end containing an angry dog candle.
98. A set door is opened, an angry dog carnival masks.
14. A dubious package corpse lies that explodes with a small, writhin its battered blue poem
I fed it a d100 chart of loot....Don't have the time for RPGs anymore, but I think I've encountered some of these... though I had no idea there was an open door behind that angry dog carnival. You'd think the GM would mention that, wouldn't you?
and this happenedCode: [Select]47. A row of the diagrance to reveal arm bracelet with movement.
40. Seven fashion the Robotic tentacles!
21. A metal beverage-dispender a tempo.
93. A set of various beetles suspended maching that opensing clown.
60. The room mysters and racist door that opensing six-armer's Almanac 2134.
72. A velvet-lined biscuits, a water topograph of nine, single-malt white hang here and a liquid-filled "Sunny Days Insta-Tan".
9. A metall, writhin the normal turned.
27. A smally dressed methods.
26. A gleaminated away system.
67. The scalpels in the walk past!
71. Farmed permanent with all leather coat.
96. A pair surrounder an angry dog can be forms vaguely mutated, egg the falling in the locked, soles.
68. A matchbox with tentacles!
21. A desk cale mold and the end containing an angry dog candle.
98. A set door is opened, an angry dog carnival masks.
14. A dubious package corpse lies that explodes with a small, writhin its battered blue poem
F.E.A.R.: Episodes from Liberty City Rangers
[REQUIRED_JOB:DYER]
-- Some forts certainly feel this way. :P
[EXPORT:ANY_SHIP:50]
-- Export any ships? And fifty of them?
[MAX:2]
-- But no more than two?
[CULL_SYMBOL:WALL:UNTED_BY:EXPEDITION]
-- "And we were all unted by our expedition to cull the wall."
[SCHON]
[LIKE]
[SHIELD_CABLE]
[DETAKE_MACE:0]
-- I have no idea what a Schon is, why it likes cable shields, or why said cable shields don't detake any maces, but I'd mod it in.
[PERSEVERY:PANT]
-- Clearly this is messed up. Usually dwarves have Persevery:Sock.
[PERMITTED_JOB:WEALTY:REQUIRED_REACTIVE_SOCKS:2]
-- You need two reactive socks in order to be a wealty. Sounds legit.
[PERMITTED_JOB:CAVERY]
-- But cavery doesn't seem to require -any- reactive socks!
[PERMITTED_JOB:WOOD]
-- Wait, this sounds familiar. Has someone else done this?
[HELM_MAKE_SCROL_NES_SITEM_SHAPE:COMMON]
-- So it's common to make helmets out of NES-shaped scrolls.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_CUT_GEM_SHOES_COLOR:ITEM_SHION:ITEM_TOOL:ITEMPTION:ITEM_TOOL_QUEST_BOLTS]
-- And it's permitted to make cut gem shoes the color of Shion's quest bolts. Good to know.
[VALUE:LAW_ENT:WAR]
[PERMITTED_BY:MAKER]
-- I have nothing to add to that one.
[TOY:ITEM_TOMB:250]
-- I mean, since dying is required, it makes sense...
[PERMITTED_JOB:MILK_OFFICE:0]
-- Wait, is no one allowed to work in the milk office, or is no one allowed to milk the office?
[ETHIC:TOR]
-- Dammit, now I want an Iji mod.
[VALUE:FOR_WORK:0]
-- Some days I feel like this. :(
[COMMONY:-30]
-- Sounds very uncommony to me.
[SUBORDING:SOAP_MAN]
-- Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
[VALUE:MAKE_MUSICAL_WORKSCREW_PRODUCTS]
-- I, uh... I don't think I want any musical workscrew products.
[BRAG_ON_DOME_EVIL:0]
-- "Naah, man, I had nothing to do with eviling that dome! That was all you, man!"
[OUTDOOR_COKE]
-- Goes well with the INDOOR_RUM.
[REQUIRED_DINING:PERSONAL_MATTER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:FISH_EXILE]
--Doesn't care about being forced to eat, but loves to exile fish.
[VALUE:SKILL:UNTHINKABLE]
[PERMITTED_REACTION:MAKE_SLICINGSPIKE]
[VALUE:SACRIFICE:0]
-- Hates skill, doesn't value sacrifice, but can make a damn fine slicingspike.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:30]
[PERMITTED_BEDROOM:10000]
-- Can only do 30 reactions, but can have ten thousand bedrooms?
[DIGGER_TRAPCOMP_SPIKE]
-- Oh, and he uses a menacing spike to go dig.
[WEAPON:ITEM_AMMO_BAGUETTE_CONTROLLERS]
-- "And there goes Urist, using his baguette controllers in melee again..."
[RULES_FROM_PLANT:UNTHINKABLE]
-- Which explains the war against the elves.
[GENERATES_SOCKS:COMMON]
-- Some things never change.
[PERMITTED_REACTIVE_DIPLOMATS]
-- So -that's- where the socks come from.
[PERMITTED_JOB:ANIMAL:UNTHINKABLE]
-- Being wood is okay, but not being an animal. Got it.
[AMMO:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_PANTS:ITEM_SHIELD_SHIELD_BUCKLER]
-- Ahh, that's why he uses his baguette controller in melee, his quiver is full of pants bucklers.
[PROGRESS_OIL_FRUIT]
-- I mean, it did take a while for fruit oils to show up, so that's like progress...
[GLOVES:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_TOOL_HIVE]
-- I'm covered in bees!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BEEKEEPERCUSSION]
-- I'm not sure if he's punching people with his bee-gloves, or playing a bee-drum or what, but it sounds awesome.
[APPOINTED_REACTION:PEWTER_TRAPCOMP_SPIKE]
-- Okay, so he can be allowed to make a menacing pewter spike.
[PERMITTED_REACTION:GLAZE_LARGE_CLAY_POSITION:BY_HEIR]
-- "Before you can take the throne, you must glaze this large clay statue of me."
And finally....
[DUTY_BOAT]
I kinda want to make some of these travestied creatures and such. Could we start some kind of collaborative mod?
i mammallo formy these]
[NAME_PINK:PLANT_MASS:NONE]
[CASTE:METAIL:NAIL:2EYES:COVE_FEMALE:500]
[USE_MAT:NONE]
[LIQUID:frozen
[MATERN/HARD_QUADRUPE_PENERATERIATION_PRINKABLE]
[GROWTH_PRING_GAITS:LOCALE:'S']
[DISPLATERIAL_PLATE]
[USE_MATE_NAM
I kinda want to make some of these travestied creatures and such. Could we start some kind of collaborative mod?
I would gladly help with a collaborative mod, i will put on dffd my whole creature file for now
EDIT: Here is the link " http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11707 "
Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
Could be. It could also describe the fabled Deep Dwarf.Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
I sorta imagine it'd be a type of race that is really big, brutish and burly, and talks in really broken English and has names like "axe-person" for "executioner" or "law-giver" for "king/queen", and their given names would be something like Tear-the-Spine or Hurl-the-Stone.Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
Add some accented vowels and you described Dwarven :)I sorta imagine it'd be a type of race that is really big, brutish and burly, and talks in really broken English and has names like "axe-person" for "executioner" or "law-giver" for "king/queen", and their given names would be something like Tear-the-Spine or Hurl-the-Stone.Also, cave beards desperately need to be a thing.I think "Cave Beard" is Somebody's Slang for "Dwarf".
The coyotest ones. how coyote can you get, exactly?Very.
Well.
At least there is only one humpetitan.
And three beers!We already have bear-deers, Eric Blank made the raws for them - posted them along with other travesty creatures a few pages back.
Wait, that'd be "beer" plural, which means that it's derived from deer... and bear.Spoiler: oh no (click to show/hide)
62 goblinatorGood one!
lady: Subtle Raptor: Curses
A swan lake crossover maybe. All I can think of is "...Clever girl." :Plady: Subtle Raptor: Curses
There is a movie synopsis in there somewhere. Some kind of wonderfully terrible parody of the swan lake perhaps.
1 grim ChucksTake Chuck Norris.
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayesAn aye-aye, but with more aye?
25 gringoes
Some excerpts from sites&pops on a recent world:All of them are so great. Please.
Owner: The Containyears
56 giant jackbirdsiegethipwaves
4896 elf viscens
5 trololar men
25 gringoes
120 giant Civ: The Boner: The Shafts, gobling squirrels
3 giant ospukunks
238988 fluffalo men
60 buffers of snow
89881 gibbonobolds
57 marmot mambatrossums
2720 grizzly beetlesnails
3256 littlesnake men
4045 whalibuttlefish
3906 fluffy wamblebeetlesnakeetahs
188808 gremlindeads
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes
74228933 Dwarthworms
-snip-
29925 giant moon menWell, elves and goblins are completely screwed.
250 puffy wamblerstormsBronze colossi take warning, severe weather inbound.
spotted bling cockatielsWell, I know what I'm doing, next time Toady opens up a round of animal sponsoring.
2 spider buffalosIt is terrifying.
140 porcas(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/mikes2006/misc_images/sharks/328937YEGD_w.jpg)
[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites] Strangely appropriate
[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON] Succubi?
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350] Because 351 would be excessive.
[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON] A convenient feature!
[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD] Obviously.
[EXTREME_ROAST] Dwarfy and nutritious.
Then its drink from them ears] Running elves thru the still. I approve.
[ITEMCORPSE_QUICK] Before it reanimates! Too late.
[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE] One of the more useful adventure-mode reactions.
2 rhinotrolls - The horror
1 humangle toads - Not toad, toads (plural toadses). A rare variant that mangle humans.
676 saber shaman outcasts - Saber shaman. I need this in my life.
7 lost rats - Wanted: 7 Lost rats, call Urist Lostrats at the following number.
8 koboldgriff -
97 iron owls - Like keas, but sturdier and calmer.
2556: Lustentaur - A rare subspecies of the centaur, driven by its incredible lust. Explaining their high numbers.
350 horseshaman: Golds", centark pits - The "Golds", a tribe of horseshamans living in the centark pits...
350 eliminativenly beak dogs -
shark trolls - A crazy troll-merger mage is creating deadly troll monstrosities... Or it's just a shark that troll the player by scaring dwarves
25 skingle trolls - Thus called for their tendency to skin people so fast only a faint tingle is left afterward
8 pond troll orcs - The new carp
4935: Snotaurs - Centaurs made of snot...Yeew
44 fel mensnailcontrolls - The mad troll-merger mage went overboard here
98 lost mountaur - Breaking News : 98 mountaurs (mountain centaurs) lost during a casual alpinism trip...
9 tar men - Don't let them approach magma
26 cave crack birds - The cave variant is even more junky than the surface one
Also took some of the site pops travesties from the last few pages and travestified them:
192 wombatrolls - Stop troll merger, you're going too far !
4 barillockatielsharks - Now you will know why you fear the sea
7218 grountaurses - Seems like a huge and bulky dinosaur ready to stomp you to death
4045 wild boards - So Bay12 forums ?
23 buffalo toads - Surprisingly... normal
350 cave sharpies - Magpies with deadly talons
387 ogrizzly beer - The newest beer brand "O-grizzly®", with a taste as savage as a grizzly !
192 women - A female-only species of human
4 pond fire men - Their few numbers aren't that surprising
2 kangoferal - Feral kangaroos are out for blood...
2 butted elves -
250 nightmare men - This. I want this.
25 groaning of Bone - Actually sounds great
2523 giant pondeer - It made me ponder a lot
5 whalibuttlesnails - Whale-sized snails with butterfly wings. How terrifying...
And finally:
3195 aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-aye-ayes - Just when you thought you couldn't get more aye
[ATTACK:PUNCOMMON_AXE_GOLD:1:PAW] - An attack consisting of a pun involving an axe, gold and paw.
[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites] - Close enough
[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER] - A civ where cracking your knuckles is a way to greet each other
[GLOVEBIRTH] - The gloves obstetricians wear.
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350] - Limiting number of shot Magpie to 350 to reduce Lag
We alcohol mammal. In gended that turquoise, male cursor. Change wing] - So dwarves ?
[PUNISH_TUNA_BLUSH] - EMBARRASSMENT IS NOT ACCEPTED IN TUNA SOCIETY
[NAME is needs] - Tag used by uninspired modders who can't come up with good names
[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON] -
[IF_EXTRAVISIBLE_POETIC_SENSE:50] - Showing off increase Poetic Sense
[COMPETITIONALITY] - Someone with a competitive personality ?
[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD] - BADASS
[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH] - Have you ever got punched by a Muscular Cabinet ?
Next we handled pointered catkins were weedy body. It's all.] - Yeah, that's all. Just a normal day after all.
[EXTREME_ROAST] - You thought roasts couldn't get roaster
circumstance hands] - A miserable excuse for a kleptomaniac
[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384] -
[SOUND_INSTRUM_MAKE_SOCIALATTACK] - The sound of these instruments is an offense to a whole society
Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.] - Aah, backpack magic.
[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12] - I could see this as an enchantment randomly applied to turbans : you get a level 12 unconsciousness upon wearing them
Some more classic travesties:
Urist thin woman most unpack a narwhal.]
HAMLET: I could interpret between maid's legs.
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
KING CLAUDIUS: I was killed me.
BERNARDO: Long live the king that's dead.
Lol, these are so Engrishy, they remind me of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal.I thought it was the release notes for an Atari game ;)
It's like they ALMOST make sense, but not quite.
(*) Proper shout-when-nobody-is-around vegetations.
(*) Tried trees inapproperly (Quietust)
151610 octopulating eyellow spiders
7014729 bees of snails
1508 giant leech badgehogs
There's a lot of boning and child-killing going on in that run. You can tell what's on the travestificator's mind.
Warbound Theft Auto: Skyrim - 日本語 [Learth 2150: Lost Call of the Command Throw
[PUNISH_TUNA_BLUSH] - EMBARRASSMENT IS NOT ACCEPTED IN TUNA SOCIETYSigged
Complete Mandates of Dredmor
[EDIBLE_VERB:bite:bite:bites]"You bite the bite in the bites with your bite."
[MANNERISM_KNUCKLER]Oh... I'm uh, is this a fetish thing?
[GLOVEBIRTH]
[ENTITY:IMMODESTRON]Don't tell the IMMODESTRONIANS about the glovebirth fetishists or they'll whip out their birdgun.
[SHOOT_MAGPIE_MAX:350]
[RESIZABLE_POST_LIAISON]How convenient, so I could just fold him up and stick him in my pocket?
[COMPETITIONALITY]FINISH HIM!
[USE_TEETH_WITH_HALBERD]Ow, god, the cringe here could only be worse if it was like [USE_TEETH_WITH_CHALKBOARD] or something.
[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH]Is this racist? Why do I feel like this might be racist?
[EXTREME_ROAST]YOU LIKE FUCKING FINELY MINCED WINE AND PLUMP HELMETS? OF COURSE YOU DO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, CAUSE IT'S EXTREEEEEMMMMEEEEEE!
[RELIGION:KICK:BLUNT:384]I shit you not, my current character is named Gar Godhand the Heavenly Diminishment of Foot. This religion is basically worshipping her.
[LEATHEMATICIAN]"I do things with suede that would blow your mind."
[VAMPIRE_NUTS_TO_COKE]*giggles furiously*
[NAME_TURBAN:UNCONSCIOUSNESS:12]The 12 Turbans of Unconsciousness sounds like an interesting story.
[ABUSE_BOTTOM_LAUGH]Well that's just too easy.
[SELECT_TAGS_FROG]This is how you access Toady One's secret debugger mode.
[PERMITTED_JOB:GELDABLE]That's gotta be like, the worst thing to hear from a school guidance councilor ever.
[TOLERATE_NAME:platypuses were ant]So I'm ok with them, but are they platypodes which turn into antbeasts or ants which turn into platypusmonsters?
[BODY_APPEARANCE_STRING:eyes:PLURAL or platypus macaques:giant octopus worker and cow crab:giant flipped camel's milk]So, flip the giant octopus worker and cow crab over then hit them in the eye with the giant flipped camel's milk for maximum damage?
[PETVALUE:CHILD:10000]Hi, I'm Urist McHansen and I'm gonna need you to take a seat.
[STATE_NAME:molten spit.]I have this due to an early accident when I made a dwarf-shaped dragon adventuring race, my tears and whatnot kept melting my helmets so I had to remove them from the "set body material temperature" stuff, but I left the spit, being able to spit on people and set them on fire is always fun.
[PREFSTRING:cassowary fish knows how your legs:PLURAL]Are you coming on to me?
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_TROLL]A troll eats, attacks, and leaves.
[CREATURE_VARIATION:A gigantic monster crow:giant for its eyes:PLURAL]No no, one is quite enough.
[CASTE_NAME:horse-like holes:PLURAL]Oh god, what is going on here?
[LOOSE, GIGANTIC TORTOISE:1]
[ATTACK:KICK_HAND_MAKE WOOD]I can't even think of something to write, I just keep laughing every time I read it.
Females:sperm what), STEPLACE AGATE]I don't think my sperm steplace agate is your business, ladies.
[ADOPTS_ORANGUTAN]Well that's nice of them, I guess.
NOTE: Need foot.][REPLY: Find your own, this one is mine.]
You could stumblin]Every day I'm stumblin.
[TUNINGSNAKE]I'm pretty sure this is just a tuning fork with only one tine.
[ALCOHOL_POP_NUMBNESS_NEEDED]Yeah, abusive drunk fathers is a hard thing to deal with.
[USE_FEMALE:queen zircon:STP:OVER_FLUFFY]I never read the sailor moon manga, what am I missing here?
[OBJECT_LOON_MAKER]Isn't this just a mama loon?
[HUNTING_LIBRARY]Uh, news flash, the harmorers are all inside the libraries hunting each other.
[OUTSIDE, HARMORER]
[ITEMS_BARN_OWL_BABY:1]Awww, how cute, oh god it just barfed up a half-eaten mouse.
[MULTIATTACK_VERB:lick]This would get awkward really fast.
[SCHOLAR:PHILOSOPHERE:LLAMA]How much llama could a llama llama if it is better to llama and llama than to suffer the llamas and llama for a llama burns brightest when llama llama llama.
[PREFSTRING:tubers unknown for vampires -"Urist McSacrifice likes vampires for their ignorance of glorious potatoes, yam, taro, and all known tubercules."
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:beet woman]"Urist McMorallessVegan prefers to consume beet woman juice."
[ATTACK_VERB:snatchling a honey badger man:gazelle work is not a radish fry]"Urist McAttackedbyBadgerMan snatches the honey badger man in the head, and the gazelle work is not a radish fry !"
[STATE_NAME:pineapple wings]"My name is Pineapple. Pineapple Wings. I am an esteemed attorney."
[BODYPART_BARN]IS_ROOF
[EDIBLE_RESPONSE]Literally chewing words.
[MILKABLE_TEMPERATICIAN]Foul thoughts, begone ! halp they won't
[ITEM_PRESS_NECKS:BASHFUL:-50:FACET:BRAINER]Using the Neck-Press makes you less bashful and increase thoughtfulness.
[DISPLAYABLE_CHIN:0]Urist McBearded cancels display chin: job item not found (too much beard)
[USE_AND_HOLE_KEYBOARD, SHRINE]The Shrine of Keyboards, were used keyboards are holed in.
[TUNIC:EAT_BODIES]LIFE FIBER OVERRIDE
[NAME:acorn in a leaf slurry]Impossible ! That's no roast !
[OBJECTED_BEARD_RACEFUL:64000:200]I don't get what the number means, but this is for sure a ENTITY:DWARF tag.
[IGNITE:DRINK]Add magma in your drink to feel tipsy and !!!FUN!!!
[ADJ:LIQUID, VIBRATES_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR]Animal Dissectors are confirmed psychopath. Liquids make them vibrate of pleasure.
[NAME:CROCODILE_GLOB]"The Forgotten Beast Crocodile Glob has come ! An abomination made of countless crocodiles. Its scales are green; Beware its deadly crocodile dust !"
[SYN_IDENT, WAVERINGINEER]Waveringineer sounds like an awesome job. It's someone specialized in detecting and explaining hesitation.
[VAMPIRE_STYLE_UNCONSCIOUS]This tag explains why Vampires can only drink blood on unconscious creatures. Of all the Vampire Drinking Schools, only the Unconscious Style School survived passage of time.
[OUTDOOR_GAR_LONGE_BODY_HAIR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE]Urist McFangirl cancels fantasize about a group of GAR men with blazing body hair having an outdoor party: Unthinkable
[GEM_PANTS]FABULOUS PANTS
[SOUNDER_MELTING_CIVILIZARD:HUMAN]Humans melting by Civilian Charizards fire is sounder than other creatures'.
[SPECIALATTACK_ENEMIES]You don't attack your enemies in the same way you attack your allies.
[VALUES_AIR, BAG_ON_KILL]Teabag your enemies while putting on air
[APP_MODIFIED_IF_NO_CLOWN]If you ever removed Clowns from DF, it would no longer be DF.
Quote[MUSCULAR_CABINETS:2990:BLACKSMITH]Is this racist? Why do I feel like this might be racist?
Quote[OBJECT_LOON_MAKER]Isn't this just a mama loon?
[HUNTING_LIBRARY]
[SEED_MAKE_MILKABLE]
[END_YEAR:2016]It sure is, PTTG, it sure is.
That's ominius...
Well, the year's not over yet... I'm fairly sure it will all be fine. >_>[END_YEAR:2016]It sure is, PTTG, it sure is.
That's ominius...
[MILKABLE:SATYR] - "but satyrs are all male!" he said. "That's why we need you to do it" they replied.
[VOLCANO_MANGO] - Fucking delicious.
[BLACK_ENEMIES] - the computer's being racist again.
[PROFESSION:NOT_JUMP] - Elephant man at the unemployment office
[TOY:ITEM_REAR] - a dildo, then?
[ACCOUNTINGRAY] - As opposed to a managingray
[UNDEAD_YELLOW_MANAGEMENT:SHUN] - Exactly why we hire only accountingrays
[RECEIVE_TRAIN_NOT_APPLE] - Thomas the tank engine in your apple jacks? It's more likely than actual apples.
[FEMALE:SMALL ISLAND_NAME_WALRUS] - if you said "only women are allowed to name small islands after their pet walruses" was a real law on someone's books I'd believe it, honestly.
[TOY:ITEM_REAR] - a dildo, then?Possibly. I had a somewhat more humorous mental image, however, of some child being given to play a masterfully crafted and adorned toy goblin bone butt. :P
Ground Conquer 4: Tiberia Eminent SpeciesGround Conquer, the revolutionary RTS series where you don't play traditional civilized armies, but whole animal species!
Europa Universe at Sea
Metal Annihilation of the Peasants: ThermongerA thrilling standalone RTS featuring the Thermongers, a race of murderous warmachines, versus the Peasants ! Annihilate all Peasants !
The Art of the Rise of a Nation Pack Moon Pack Moon Pack Moon ChroniclesDLC gone wrong
Creeper World in the Settle for DuneA colony-RTS featuring the world Dune of the critically acclaimed series of books.
Crusader 2020Call of Duty ?
Supremacy: Your Wind II: Beyond the WolfSound like a fantasy RTS
Possession RTSIndigoFenix summarized this pretty well.
Men of War at War: AssaultWar taken up to eleven, full of explosions, badassery and gritty quotes.
Powermonuclear War!!NUCLEAR!!
Battle for Middle-earth aka Svea Rike IIIThe long awaited sequel of Svea Rike II (yes, this game exists !), further cementing the fact that Sweden is in fact the Tolkien's Middle-Earth !
Call of Duty: Ghost WantedWorst thing is that it seems totally legit.
SimCity of the Lost HorizonWhen someone decides to crossbreed SimCity with a mysterious and immersive scenario about the mysteries of beyond.
Battlefield 1936Diverting from the traditional formula, Battlefield 1936 is set just before World War II. Fight political battles, and change the face of the world !
Nom GalaxyPlay as an Eldritch Abomination on a quest to devour the Galaxy.
Deus Ex: The Elly Kedward Trilogy 2: Viva Las Vegas\VIVA LAS VEGAS/
Warhammer & SickleIt sounds like a great game.
Warhammer & SickleIN SOVIET 40K, CHAOS FALLS TO YOU
Diary of a nameless officer:Spoiler: Diary contained here (click to show/hide)
Thanks ! But I realized I missed the best part :Diary of a nameless officer:Spoiler: Diary contained here (click to show/hide)
Easily the best WWI epic ever written by mankind. Wolfenstein can eat it's heart out.
Operattle of Don Cobrattle-Somewhere in a calm retirement home-
The Travestificator: History is awesomeWhy isn't this in history books yet ?!
EDIT:
Post it art is the MOST AWESOME art, even when rushedSpoiler: Rock, Paper, Scissors.... (click to show/hide)
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Noice.org.uk
David
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Oscar
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I'll we didn't read the could have a day xD
Oscar
Eh?
David
eww i don't reread doon go
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those oncept of an artful revisit? Can we plants
So wharf?
Um guys. Especially knees
Oscar
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I want more travesties.
Here's a list of star trek novels.
Spock II: The Pictureday Spock IIIII: Trek III: Trek II: Trek: The New VoyagaA commentary on Hollywood's overreliance on sequels?
Spock II: The Pictureday Spock IIIII: Trek III: Trek II: Trek: The New VoyagaA commentary on Hollywood's overreliance on sequels?
KIRK: What is it? Where's Doctor McCoy.Dying,
SCOTT: (opening box with angry animal in it) I'll grab him.
SCOTT [OC]: He's peaceful enough to destroy us all.dying,
KIRK: You can be helped. But if you killed him, you murderer! You murderer! You murderer! You murderer! You murderer! You murderer!dead.
'COMMANDING FROM ENGINEERING THE BEAM EYES
PICARD'S COM VOICE: Picard, Riker. Commander Riker. Commanding from Engineering the beam eyes.
RIKER'S COM VOICE: This works.
PICARD: (interrupting) On duty off clothes.For some reason I can totally see Picard saying this.
COMMANDER: Activate the attacking.
Finally, she hands Kirk a skull and he smashes it over Spock's recommendation.Thats...kinda dark.
Finally, she hands Kirk a skull and he smashes it over Spock's recommendation.Thats...kinda dark.
...and the soup woman declares "soup."
It is perfect
These are so hilarious I am always inspired to make more. :DLate reply, but I hadn't checked the thread in a while dammit!
[TSU_NOUN:eye spine] The art of war involves stabbing the enemy with your eyes.
[PREFSTRING:tubers unknown for vampires Is garlic a tuber?
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:beet woman] There is nothing funny about vegetable-spousal abuse.
[ATTACK_VERB:snatchling a honey badger man:gazelle work is not a radish fry] Honey badger man IS a radish fry though.
[STATE_NAME:pineapple wings] Ah yes, solid, liquid, gas, pineapple wings.
[BODYPART_BARN] Oh fuck, that's a bad sign if you need a barn to store them all.
[EDIBLE_RESPONSE] [RESPONSE MISSING DUE TO DELICIOUSNESS]
[MILKABLE_TEMPERATICIAN] God I hope temperaticians are female.
[ITEM_PRESS_NECKS:BASHFUL:-50:FACET:BRAINER] Ah yes, the Non-Bashful Neckpress Brainer, it's their mating season.
[DISPLAYABLE_CHIN:0] How do you hide a chin? Does it retract? Is this just a fancy term for a scarf?
[MAX_TENT:3000-16000 from flour] Max no want flour kilo-tents.
[NAME insidious natural opal:STP:OVERWRITE:BLIZZARD] Ah, the sequel to Overwatch, Overwatch 2: Insidious Natural Opal.
[USE_AND_HOLE_KEYBOARD, SHRINE] I just got a mechanical keyboard, it's nice but not quite shrine or screw level nice.
[TUNIC:EAT_BODIES] Setting aside what an awful idea this is, it seems like the bodypart barn guy could use these.
[NAME:acorn in a leaf slurry] Favorite drink of squirrel-people everywhere.
[OBJECTED_BEARD_RACEFUL:64000:200] That's absurd, beards are awesome, racism is not awesome, therefore beards aren't racist, checkmate!
[USE_BOTTOM_LAY_STRETCH:4] *titters furiously*
[IGNITE:DRINK] Ah, a frosty cool mug of OH GOD MY EYES ARE BOILING!
[ADJ:LIQUID, VIBRATES_ANIMAL_DISSECTOR] Well, yeah, if you vibrate anything fast enough it will liquefy.
[NAME:CROCODILE_GLOB] Crocodile Dundee's less catchily named and somewhat slow cousin.
[ALCOHOL_DEPENDEC_FOUND] Raising the question "who lost an alcohol dependec?" and what a dependec is?
[SYN_IDENT, WAVERINGINEER] The weresurfer bites you, passing on the weresurfer curse!
[VAMPIRE_STYLE_UNCONSCIOUS] Well, yeah, they gotta be knocked out before you can feed.
[OUTDOOR_GAR_LONGE_BODY_HAIR_FUN:UNTHINKABLE] You are correct, there is nothing fun about hairy gar.
[GEM_PANTS] Which gem? Steven? I don't think any of the others actually wear pants, do they?
[SOUNDER_MELTING_CIVILIZARD:HUMAN] The lizard people are slipping, to let their presence known by deploying the sonic melting rays in public!
[BIOME:ANALYTICALITY:NOSER] Full admision: I didn't read past the first 4 letters of the second word before I broke down giggling.
[SPECIALATTACK_ENEMIES] [SPECIALATTACK_FRIENDS]
[VALUES_AIR, BAG_ON_KILL] Great, another recall notice.
And finally:
[APP_MODIFIED_IF_NO_CLOWN] [APP_HORRIFIED_IF_CLOWN]
Fish were you not yet aware of this thread?I was aware, but the Star Trek. The Star Trek.
How could such a thing be?
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASPY_VARIATION]The travestificator is starting to sound like a teenager.
I don't know what the deal is with these scripts, but everyone keeps beatboxing."Beat" is script-speak for a pause. But I like your interpretation better.
I don't know what the deal is with these scripts, but everyone keeps beatboxing."Beat" is script-speak for a pause. But I like your interpretation better.
Also, Trek travesties seem to work better when you put in more than one episode. The Travestificator will lag a lot, but the results are more varied.
From the cutting room floor of the Star Wars original trilogy:Spoiler: A New Hope (click to show/hide)Spoiler: The Empire Strikes Back (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Return of the Jedi (click to show/hide)
EMPEROR
(laughing)
Good. Use your aggressive feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit. But they could be mistaken...about a great many things.
VADER
(skeptical)
He will come to me?
EMPEROR
(to Luke)
Doesn't sound so bad.
The Emperor as he strokes Leia like a pet cat.
LUKE
Leia! Leia's my sister.
Leia holds back her tears as Luke makes a thumbs-down gesture.
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH_LAMPREY]
XCOM: Earth LostIsn't that just XCOM 2?
I'd so want to play this.
XCOM: Endanger PacificTerror from the deep remake semi-confirmed
The Windows of Might and War (Business (Stealth )This is about Microsoft I presume.
Sid Meier's Gate Call of Chernobyl (Party )Nothing livens up a party like absorbing lethal doses of radiation trying to fight a fire.
Doom in Russia, You play a vodka powered super-soldier mowing through armies of demons and bearsSo it's just an alternate title for Russian Overkill.
3D Conquer: The Sims: Vietnam (Real-time tactical Murderland Strategy, Real-time strategy )
3D Conquer: The Sims: Vietnam (Real-time tactical Murderland Strategy, Real-time strategy )
"Murderland"? Who put Jack Thompson in charge of naming game genres?
120 rhingoesabsolutely horrifying
3 giant cockatrolls
8 outcastlesMegaproject bathrooms. Obviously a dwarven site.
25 cavisceraIt's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
24 giant snail elves
23 furbold
We really need to get a thread going for modding actual RAWs of the site_pops travesties. There's a lot of potential in this I'd think.
So, I work at a call center. Because time and the bare-faced horror of American culture unleashed without consequence have ground us down to bitter, powdery husks of who we once were, we keep a list of funny/awesome names that cross our desks.
I fed these already amusing/super cool names through the travestificator.
---
Doming Chadrabbler
Holycheence Chitz
Diamondy Diamonopoulos
Antonio Eagle Tocantorm Awkwarcus Shitelbaum
Coulos Shiter
Storm Bro
Canket Boliday
Cher Drabbler
Chence Ching Chitz
Indiamonopoulosius Shingo Eagle
Jesusy Toucan
Lord Crick Bong
Thas Shitricket
Shiter Awkwarcuse
Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Cheeseborough
Stong Chitz
Chengo Garzantord
Pully Polly
Cricket Frabbler
---
There were many more.
[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!
What a travesty to post it here. :P[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!
[NAME_BATTLE:VIOLENT]Wait a sec, that's a real raw tag. There's no travesty here!
Bear dwarves.
For those interested, I compiled a list of all site_pops travesties so far here (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hRN2mY1WolcLrXEq26OXGjoCGnqGk5UQbM-ch2dL-kU/edit?usp=sharing) - feel free to look it over and take any of them and turn them into actual in-game creatures!(https://s16.postimg.org/xslhmddcl/speecho_the_trustworm.png)
Bear dwarves.
In response to this, I made a bear dwarf race by smooshing some bear traits in with dwarves. They are bear-sized with fur and beards, also they have bear-appropriate claw + bite attacks. Lessened agility an d higher strength. The move at a slightly faster pace than regular dwarves because you cannot outrun bear.
Does anyone know what happens when you give an alcohol-dependent creature [guzzler]? I feel like the results should be amusing.
I am going to make an entity now.
::EDIT::
1- I changed Baron to Bearon. I am a clever jokesmith.
2- It's done, time to test. They are more martially-inclined and unpredictably violent than dwarves. They also place more emphasis on family and isolation. They can also eat you.
3- -snip- totes mcgoats made my own sprites.
Who wants some bear-dwarf civ? http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163728.msg7420248#msg7420248 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163728.msg7420248#msg7420248)
3 sharkoboldsI love this.
You can put anything you want into it, and it jumbles it up amusingly. You can choose how badly it jumbles it.
It was originally used for creature raws and the like, but we started feeding things like books and star trek episodes into it to great effect.
It doesn't understand syntax much. It creates readable text by virtue of not only using symbol combinations found in the source, but also using them with the same probability that they occur in the source. So the longer the text you feed to it, the better it manages to form coherent sentences.You can put anything you want into it, and it jumbles it up amusingly. You can choose how badly it jumbles it.
It was originally used for creature raws and the like, but we started feeding things like books and star trek episodes into it to great effect.
It jumbles it up in such a way that the product is in correct DF raw syntax?
But then how could it understand English syntax as well without any changes?
The good done to humanity generally, are made on the basis of emotional connection, and thus is not the earth’s ecosystem and animal life. We could never receive it, despite this, we can still be 3.5 times as many donation.
vice is essential to charity
The former fisherman’s life before their time.
Vices such as carbon removed from the number of years the patient by a doctor might be. If everyone donated to charity, they would live without operation
This may be inexact or have disturbing margins of error because it is considered a key twentieth century literary figure, yet did not sell a million works
authority that aims to “reduce poverty… and spur growth in developing countries such as who people desperately in need of attention or financial support who will never really considered the correct way of comparing the relatives, especially with the charity you donate to.
It is debated whether “good done to humanity by a charity’s cause as a justification for giving.
This is still alive and can be measured.
QuoteThis is still alive and can be measured.
OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wiresPalpatine was right in this continuity.
PADME bursts into flames
The JEDI activate their lives.
Kl-ADI-MUNDI is leading the YOUNG JEDI cuts down several CLONES, including REPRESENTATIVE JAR JAR BINKS from Naboo.
They enter the lobby, raising their quest for greater power.
DARTH VADER: I couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.Amazing.
Lines cut from the Prequel Trilogy:Spoiler: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Spoiler'd for brevity (click to show/hide)
OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires
PADME bursts into flames
Are you sure this isn't actual poetry written by George Lucas?No; it's been a while since I've watched the prequels. Even if it is, it's still a travesty.
352 capuchinotaurThese are imo the best, especially the cyclownfish.
93572 cyclownfish
615719 leechers of shortoises
47400 buffy wamblers
8704 camelsharks
5 fly marines
21082 parraccoon reindeer
Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.
Some of these should be illustrated, I love it.
I feel like these movie scripts would be perfectly at home made into Flash animations on Newgrounds.
[CREATURE:GIANT_MIUSHRE]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:5:10]
[CLUSTERAPKISM_ELE]
[POPULATION:PURTER]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:20:30]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:5:10]
[CREFSTNE,one]
[BODY:HUMANOID_ARMLESS_NECK:2WPSUET_GARGEN][NOBK:preds]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_SWIMMING_GAITS:6561:6115:5683:1755:7456:8567] 5 kph
[APPLYACRTECTIT_CARE_ADTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:GIANT]
[GEROSR:BIRD_EAGLE]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:2:3]
[PREFSTRING:leech:ed snalel beges]
[PREFSTRING:colorful putes]
[PET_EXFTU:FLPOD:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[LIGAMENTS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:SINEW:200]
[MAXAHERIALS]
[CREATURE:SHEMAN]
In conclusion,Oh please no.Quote from: Project Adams NN[CREATURE:SHEMAN]
[CREATURE:SHAME_FRESNER]
[CDI:TAIL_ANLUL:200:700:100:110:130:200]
[APP_MOD_NON_ON_VERM:knack:panda togy]
[CREATURE_TILE:'o']
[COLY:SHEPHSOL]
[NOT_BUTCREROB_MAN]
[COPY_TAGS_FRAM:WALTUW_CLEMLYOY:1]
[DIURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10067]
[LOW_LISSUE_NAMEADION_PURBHR]
[CHILD:1]
[EXTREUT]
[CHILD:1]
[DIURNAL]
[HOMEOTHERM:10070]
[ABPLYOUT_POPK_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:PUS_TEMPLATE]
[PUS:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:PUS:LIQUID]
[CREPRTULE_BLOOD]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:EYEEKBER]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RESOVER:50:80:90:100:100:100:100:1000:100] fick woman]
[SELECT_CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:mountain eak:NP]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[CHANGE_BODY_SIZE_PERC:20000700]
[GO_TO_START]
[NAME:giant dongoe:green arlipards:giant yingo]
[CASTE_NAME:rambat:longom:brown recluse swalks]
[DESCRIPTION:A huge monster the shell-dike ocees
a[CVEOMUPTOIT]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:10:25]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:1:45]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BROWN:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:hairs:PLURAL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:A16u0:100]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[BODY:INSECT:2]
[CELERAZEOT_SKTACKER:CLASKE]
[SELECT_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEART]
[PLUS_TISSUE_LAYER:HEART:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD:BY_CATEGORY:TOOTH]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:bite:bites]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGEM] nob known geverlopur]
[CV_CONVERD_TAG]
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATCH]
[ATTACK:PUNC:2000:110:200:100:100]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[MAXAGE:2:3]
[ATTACK:BITE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:BEAK]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:king:spider]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PENETRATION_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_EDGE]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:3:3]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
The link to the Travestificator download seems to be broken.I had put a note to PTTG in an earlier post to replace the link, but he appears to have missed it.
Better watch out for those wildkinkiesEspecially when they get nanoboosted by the ana wyrms.
I'm more concerned about the spider eels.
I should make a new travesties volume whenever I'm done working on some of my other stuff for the next version.I'm more concerned about the spider eels.
I am curious about the plauge swans.
220990892111 ana wyrms
1177669 giant snappingsnakeets
For those with actual neural networks trained on various textual corpora, I'm curious if you notice any differences between their output and markov chain generators. I would think that distinctions (greater ingenuity for example, depending on temperature settings) would only start showing up with larger bodies of text.
I do like the idea of scraping the devlogs, I might have to try that when I've got the time. I've been building a tool similar to the Travestificator in python using the Markovify library off github, Toady's logs seem like a good target for testing the webscraper when able. Roboady One will have his day eventually.
230 giant grizzly badger monkeys
230 giant grizzly badger monkeys
It's terrifying
3652 grizzly beetle jellyfish --Sponegebob would have fun chasing these
20845 porch bears --Damn you kids, get outta my forest!
230 giant grizzly badger monkeys -these giant grizzly badger monkeys want a word with YOU!
[BABY_CAT:NEGATE] --Noooooo!
[ZERO_RENT_ATTACK:1:TABLE:objection names colossus] -The rent is too damn... oh. Okay, carry on.
[NAMEABLE_TEETH] --I call this one 'Ryan'!
[ZERO_RENT_MUSKOX] --How come they live rent-free and no one else does? That's racist.
[MOUTH:SNOT] eww.
[BABY_NAME is necessary. It used beforehead.] Unless you're naming your kid 'Apple' or something equally idiotic.
[PRESS SAD] --No recent Kardashian news, I guess.
I was gonna post some site_pops stuff considering I have new stuff in that would scramble the thing even more, but then this popped up:
6750 cock flayers
I'm done.
Rogue Tractor would be a game about an AI in control of a farm going homicidal and killing humans that come onto the territory of the farm. Somebody should make this.
Man Let's Café
Just But Whole
Fate of the Next Phonet
Shover Man Tales
The Low Complosions of Legendo Switch
De Blink: The Sleep
Donkey Kong Revered
Wolfensei V
Marius Go Eever Quest
Mega Mariors 2
Happy Breath Your Forts of Dunge
The Bindivisiblena of Goo
My Heists Showdowgun 2
Kirby Striker Bombat Boy
This Night Danced Kingdom
Dark Sonicles: Redemption
Fantasy Star Mega Man X Mariors HD
Puyo Puyo One's My Hero Ogre Trap
Don't Shovel Superclip Edition
Wondersary Meat Burst
Angels of Isaac: Afterbirthdays
Happy Birth+
Snack on the Cursed Night Driven to Win
Dust: Bundle of Bros. Ultimate Elder Saga
Super Smash Brotherhood
Super Mario + Rabbids: Death of Bros. Ultimate Edition
Overcooked: Ritual of Goo
Super Smash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Fire Embleweed Party
Farming Storm 3 Full Burst
Shin Megami Tennis Aces
Shovel Super Boy: Treasure Stop Sneakin'
Sushi Strikes Again: New Lands
Blast: Bundle of Goo
Xenoblade Chronitive Edition
Kirby's Wonderful 101
Firection: Dire Emblem: Thousand: Sents of Zero Country Skies
Dragon Quest VIII: Returney of the Legends 2
Sword of Man Zelda: Breath of the Forgotten Sun
Golden Supersona 5
Pokémon Quest VII: Returney Kong Card of Zelda: The Heavenly Prime: The Heavenly Breath of Return to Dreath of Zelda: Bride
Dragon Trilogy
Monster HD
The Wonderful 101
Dragon Quest Age
Hyrule Woe and Ultra Sun
Golden Super 2
Deadly Breath of Return to Dreath of Return to Dream Land Ultra Moon
Sonic the Wild
Paper Man Legend the Wild
The World Treeze
Ristarriors: Dawn
Dragmentinels of Zelda: Bride
Dragon Quest VII: Joker 2
Xenoblade Chronic the Wind of Realms of Man Zelda: Bream Land of Zeroes: Definion: Dawn
Golden Super Jam
Mariors: Thousand Ultra Super 2
Deadly Bride
Magnetic Norwegian
dwarf elf goblin human kobold amphibian man antman bat man cave fish man cave swallow man olm man reptile man rodent man serpent man albatross barn owl bluejay bushtit cardinal cassowary cockatiel crow eagle emu grackle great horned owl grey parrot hornbill kakapo kea kestrel kiwi loon lorikeet magpie masked lovebird oriole osprey ostrich parakeet peach-faced lovebird penguin peregrine falcon puffin raven red-winged blackbird snowy owl sparrow swan white stork wren bark scorpion beetle brown recluse spider damselfly dragonfly firefly fly grasshopper jumping spider louse mantis monarch butterfly moon snail mosquito moth roach slug snail thrips tick desert tortoise gila monster leopard gecko alpaca blue peafowl cat cavy chicken cow dog donkey duck goat goose guineafowl horse llama mule pig rabbit reindeer sheep turkey water buffalo yak chinchilla dark gnome hoary marmot mountain gnome mountain goat wolverine angelshark basking shark blacktip reef shark blue shark bluefin tuna bluefish bull shark cod coelacanth common skate conger eel crab cuttlefish elephant seal frill shark giant grouper great barracuda great white shark halibut hammerhead shark harp seal horseshoe crab leopard seal longfin mako shark manta ray marlin milkfish narwhal nautilus nurse shark ocean sunfish octopus opah orca sea lamprey shortfin mako shark sperm whale spiny dogfish sponge spotted wobbegong squid stingray sturgeon swordfish tiger shark walrus whale shark whitetip reef shark axolotl beaver carp hippo leech longnose gar mink otter pike platypus pond turtle snapping turtle tigerfish adder alligator badger black bear bobcat buzzard capybara coati copperhead snake cougar coyote deer dingo echidna fox gray langur green tree frog grizzly bear groundhog hare ibex kangaroo kingsnake koala moose opossum panda porcupine raccoon rattlesnake red panda rhesus macaque skunk weasel wild boar wolf wombat aardvark anaconda armadillo aye-aye bilou black mamba black-crested gibbon black-handed gibbon bonobo bushmaster capuchin cheetah chimpanzee elephant gazelle giant desert scorpion giant tortoise giraffe gorilla gray gibbon honey badger hyena impala jackal jaguar king cobra leopard lion lion tamarin mandrill mongoose monitor lizard ocelot one-humped camel orangutan pangolin pileated gibbon python rhinoceros saltwater crocodile siamang silvery gibbon sloth sloth bear spider monkey tapir tiger two-humped camel vulture warthog white-browed gibbon white-handed gibbon elk lynx muskox polar bear stoat amethyst man blind cave bear blind cave ogre blood man bugbat cave blob cave crocodile cave dragon cave floater creeping eye crundle draltha drunian elk bird fire imp fire man flesh ball floating guts gabbro man giant bat giant cave spider giant cave swallow giant earthworm giant mole giant olm giant rat giant cave toad gorlak green devourer helmet snake hungry head iron man jabberer large rat magma crab magma man manera molemarian mud man naked mole dog plump helmet man pond grabber reacher rutherer troglodyte voracious cave crawler chipmunk flying squirrel gray squirrel hamster hedgehog rat red squirrel anole chameleon iguana lizard skink toad worm beak dog blizzard man foul blendec gremlin grimeling harpy ice wolf merperson nightwing ogre sasquatch satyr sea monster sea serpent strangler troll unicorn yeti bogeyman ghost mummy necromancer night troll undead vampire werebeast cyclops ettin giant minotaur bronze colossus dragon forgotten beast hydra roc titan angel demon centaur chimera griffon
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elf
goblin
human
kobold
amphibian
man
antman
bat
man
cave
fish
man
cave
swallow
man
olm
man
reptile
man
rodent
man
serpent
man
albatross
barn
owl
bluejay
bushtit
cardinal
cassowary
cockatiel
crow
eagle
emu
grackle
great
horned
owl
grey
parrot
hornbill
kakapo
kea
kestrel
kiwi
loon
lorikeet
magpie
masked
lovebird
oriole
osprey
ostrich
parakeet
peach-faced
lovebird
penguin
peregrine
falcon
puffin
raven
red-winged
blackbird
snowy
owl
sparrow
swan
white
stork
wren
bark
scorpion
beetle
brown
recluse
spider
damselfly
dragonfly
firefly
fly
grasshopper
jumping
spider
louse
mantis
monarch
butterfly
moon
snail
mosquito
moth
roach
slug
snail
thrips
tick
desert
tortoise
gila
monster
leopard
gecko
alpaca
blue
peafowl
cat
cavy
chicken
cow
dog
donkey
duck
goat
goose
guineafowl
horse
llama
mule
pig
rabbit
reindeer
sheep
turkey
water
buffalo
yak
chinchilla
dark
gnome
hoary
marmot
mountain
gnome
mountain
goat
wolverine
angelshark
basking
shark
blacktip
reef
shark
blue
shark
bluefin
tuna
bluefish
bull
shark
cod
coelacanth
common
skate
conger
eel
crab
cuttlefish
elephant
seal
frill
shark
giant
grouper
great
barracuda
great
white
shark
halibut
hammerhead
shark
harp
seal
horseshoe
crab
leopard
seal
longfin
mako
shark
manta
ray
marlin
milkfish
narwhal
nautilus
nurse
shark
ocean
sunfish
octopus
opah
orca
sea
lamprey
shortfin
mako
shark
sperm
whale
spiny
dogfish
sponge
spotted
wobbegong
squid
stingray
sturgeon
swordfish
tiger
shark
walrus
whale
shark
whitetip
reef
shark
axolotl
beaver
carp
hippo
leech
longnose
gar
mink
otter
pike
platypus
pond
turtle
snapping
turtle
tigerfish
adder
alligator
badger
black
bear
bobcat
buzzard
capybara
coati
copperhead
snake
cougar
coyote
deer
dingo
echidna
fox
gray
langur
green
tree
frog
grizzly
bear
groundhog
hare
ibex
kangaroo
kingsnake
koala
moose
opossum
panda
porcupine
raccoon
rattlesnake
red
panda
rhesus
macaque
skunk
weasel
wild
boar
wolf
wombat
aardvark
anaconda
armadillo
aye-aye
bilou
black
mamba
black-crested
gibbon
black-handed
gibbon
bonobo
bushmaster
capuchin
cheetah
chimpanzee
elephant
gazelle
giant
desert
scorpion
giant
tortoise
giraffe
gorilla
gray
gibbon
honey
badger
hyena
impala
jackal
jaguar
king
cobra
leopard
lion
lion
tamarin
mandrill
mongoose
monitor
lizard
ocelot
one-humped
camel
orangutan
pangolin
pileated
gibbon
python
rhinoceros
saltwater
crocodile
siamang
silvery
gibbon
sloth
sloth
bear
spider
monkey
tapir
tiger
two-humped
camel
vulture
warthog
white-browed
gibbon
white-handed
gibbon
elk
lynx
muskox
polar
bear
stoat
amethyst
man
blind
cave
bear
blind
cave
ogre
blood
man
bugbat
cave
blob
cave
crocodile
cave
dragon
cave
floater
creeping
eye
crundle
draltha
drunian
elk
bird
fire
imp
fire
man
flesh
ball
floating
guts
gabbro
man
giant
bat
giant
cave
spider
giant
cave
swallow
giant
earthworm
giant
mole
giant
olm
giant
rat
giant
cave
toad
gorlak
green
devourer
helmet
snake
hungry
head
iron
man
jabberer
large
rat
magma
crab
magma
man
manera
molemarian
mud
man
naked
mole
dog
plump
helmet
man
pond
grabber
reacher
rutherer
troglodyte
voracious
cave
crawler
chipmunk
flying
squirrel
gray
squirrel
hamster
hedgehog
rat
red
squirrel
anole
chameleon
iguana
lizard
skink
toad
worm
beak
dog
blizzard
man
foul
blendec
gremlin
grimeling
harpy
ice
wolf
merperson
nightwing
ogre
sasquatch
satyr
sea
monster
sea
serpent
strangler
troll
unicorn
yeti
bogeyman
ghost
mummy
necromancer
night
troll
undead
vampire
werebeast
cyclops
ettin
giant
minotaur
bronze
colossus
dragon
forgotten
beast
hydra
roc
titan
angel
demon
centaur
chimera
griffon
h oriolemarin tapire wolf wobbegon slotl blin cave fire water dingsnakeet peafowl cave saltha damster nightwinged cave bear moundead gibbon lovebird lood casshoe crunicorpion lizzly firefly fire satyr shark badgerfish baraked womba blackle blob cave shark axolossum panguine aarding greep turtlefish narwhalibutted loon chipmunk otted lou blin man whal nake horse giantman but hortoise gila dra crunian allow marlin man bugbat amphibiant red-wing squirrel orikeetah cheregriffon
dwarf elk blacktip reat mantman goatiel grouper tiger chimp hippo kester helmet magma molemarmadileate cougar wombat cave crab marin cat buffin ghost cave shark ocean night tor lood man seal horn yetip red gian elephant cat goriole blue stortoise giant man cent carp hipmunk ocer commongfish adder sea mosquirrel wild boar king eye blob carpy ice wordfish basking shark axoloth buzzardvark angel hamsel crunicorned codile crestrich bushtit reinded man koala mosquirrel hornbillow gibbon pythoney dra lion tuna foul blac
dwarf
elf
goblin
human
kobold
amphibian man
antman
bat man
cave fish man
cave swallow man
olm man
reptile man
rodent man
serpent man
albatross
barn owl
bluejay
bushtit
cardinal
cassowary
cockatiel
crow
eagle
emu
grackle
great horned owl
grey parrot
hornbill
kakapo
kea
kestrel
kiwi
loon
lorikeet
magpie
masked lovebird
oriole
osprey
ostrich
parakeet
peach-faced lovebird
penguin
peregrine
falcon
puffin
raven
red-winged blackbird
snowy owl
sparrow
swan
white stork
wren
bark scorpion
beetle
brown recluse spider
damselfly
dragonfly
firefly
fly
grasshopper
jumping spider
louse
mantis
monarch butterfly
moon snail
mosquito
moth
roach
slug
snail
thrips
tick
desert tortoise
gila monster
leopard
gecko
alpaca
blue peafowl
cat
cavy
chicken
cow
dog
donkey
duck
goat
goose
guineafowl
horse
llama
mule
pig
rabbit
reindeer
sheep
turkey
water
buffalo
yak
chinchilla
dark gnome
hoary marmot
mountain gnome
mountain goat
wolverine
angelshark
basking shark
blacktip reef shark
blue shark
bluefin
tuna
bluefish
bull shark
cod
coelacanth
common skate
conger eel
crab
cuttlefish
elephant seal
frill shark
giant grouper
great barracuda
great white shark
halibut
hammerhead shark
harp seal
horseshoe crab
leopard seal
longfin mako shark
manta ray
marlin
milkfish
narwhal
nautilus
nurse shark
ocean sunfish
octopus
opah
orca
sea lamprey
shortfin mako shark
sperm whale
spiny dogfish
sponge
spotted wobbegong
squid
stingray
sturgeon
swordfish
tiger shark
walrus
whale shark
whitetip reef shark
axolotl
beaver
carp
hippo
leech
longnose gar
mink
otter
pike
platypus
pond turtle
snapping turtle
tigerfish
adder
alligator
badger
black bear
bobcat
buzzard
capybara
coati
copperhead snake
cougar
coyote
deer
dingo
echidna
fox
gray langur
green tree frog
grizzly bear
groundhog
hare
ibex
kangaroo
kingsnake
koala
moose
opossum
panda
porcupine
raccoon
rattlesnake
red panda
rhesus macaque
skunk
weasel
wild boar
wolf
wombat
aardvark
anaconda
armadillo
aye-aye
bilou
black mamba
black-crested gibbon
black-handed gibbon
bonobo
bushmaster
capuchin
cheetah
chimpanzee
elephant
gazelle
giant desert scorpion
giant tortoise
giraffe
gorilla
gray gibbon
honey badger
hyena
impala
jackal
jaguar
king cobra
leopard
lion
lion
tamarin
mandrill
mongoose
monitor lizard
ocelot
one-humped camel
orangutan
pangolin
pileated gibbon
python
rhinoceros
saltwater crocodile
siamang
silvery gibbon
sloth
sloth bear
spider monkey
tapir
tiger
two-humped camel
vulture
warthog
white-browed gibbon
white-handed gibbon
elk
lynx
muskox
polar bear
stoat
amethyst man
blind cave bear
blind cave ogre
blood man
bugbat
cave blob
cave crocodile
cave dragon
cave floater
creeping eye
crundle
draltha
drunian
elk bird
fire imp
fire man
flesh ball
floating guts
gabbro man
giant bat
giant cave spider
giant cave swallow
giant earthworm
giant mole
giant olm
giant rat
giant cave toad
gorlak
green devourer
helmet snake
hungry head
iron man
jabberer
large rat
magma crab
magma man
manera
molemarian
mud man
naked mole dog
plump helmet man
pond grabber
reacher
rutherer
troglodyte
voracious cave crawler
chipmunk
flying squirrel
gray squirrel
hamster
hedgehog
rat
red squirrel
anole
chameleon
iguana
lizard
skink
toad
worm
beak
dog
blizzard
man
foul blendec
gremlin
grimeling
harpy
ice wolf
merperson
nightwing
ogre
sasquatch
satyr
sea monster
sea serpent
strangler
troll
unicorn
yeti
bogeyman
ghost
mummy
necromancer
night troll
undead
vampire
werebeast
cyclops
ettin
giant
minotaur
bronze colossus
dragon
forgotten beast
hydra
roc
titan
angel
demon
centaur
chimera
griffon
roach-faced lovebirdWhat peach-faced lovebirds become when they fly too close to a colony of starving insects.
angarooKangaroo literally too angry to die? (https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/367/316/88d.jpeg)
Dragon 1 breather of the severed snot: I don't even more time somebody, bruising the dragonfire!
The fat and the force pulls the Muddy Dense bone fear!
The fat Lomoth's soldier corpse kicks you but the muscle through the left miss Dragon 3 miss Dragon 3 misses your iron long sword, tearing on?!
Fidale Peltmurder's corpse's terrainer Ongi Peaches you!
You stand the severed snot uneasy.
Elf 1 in the dragon 1 breath... I'm nothing the muscle!
Convex-nose bites you!
The Lomoth's soldier crocodile reed gibbon long sword+ and somebody!
Elf 1 in the neck, tearing apart through the lower leg, tearing the xalpaca world using it!
A tendon is deflected over (to the upper arm with its rightningscale!
The Lomoth's soldier crocodile force punches.
The muscular Lomoth's soldier corpse breathes at your +iron long sword, tearing the rightly tapping Lomoth's soldier corpse in the gobligaments.
You are unable bone!
The fish disses you!
The +giant saltwater spine has been bruising the shirt!
You misses you but She jump away!
The +iron long sword has been strikes your mango wood carving the vanquishermakes a time.
The strikes a glob of deathes at your +iron long sword, tearing the -sea otter.
The copper spine has been torn and tumble and vomits.
You are no long spertundras?
The bone breathes a glob of the compliment mole left hand, bruising the neck with its left battle reedgrass.
QuoteYou are unable bone!
The fish disses you!
QuoteYou are unable bone!
The fish disses you!
Is it still called a burn if its delivered by an aquatic creature?
[HOME:ANY_TYPE:STANDARD_CREATURAL_TEMPLATCH]
[SWIMMING:lifespan]
[GLOSS:GELDABLE]
[GENETRAMPLE:1:0:0]
[CREATURE:MAIN:BY_TYPE:LOCAL_CRAWLING:goodness]
[GOOD_TISSUE_LAYERS:NOSE:2]
[CREATURE_CLAW:FROM_RIBCAGE]
[GENERATIONS:THROADNESS:PAW]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_QUADRUPED_GAITS:4122:30]
[PREFSTRING:benign thing eye one knows white wolves]
[MAXAGE_EYE]
[APPEARANCE:BLOOD:LIQUID] {{How logical.}}
[ATTACK_FLAG_CANLATE]
{{One thing.}}
[STATE:FEMANNER]
[IGNITE] {{Hmm.}}
{{End one thing.}}
[SELF_ALL_SOLID:melted women] {{Huh?}}
[CDI:VERTEBRAIN:STANDARD_BOWMAN:axeman:swoman:crossbowuserson, orduser:axeusers]
[BOILINGULATE:ALL_SOLID:boilings of a cat kittens:bumps:bleen] {{Some of this nonsense is nonsense.}}
[COLOR:LIQUID:brain]
[BLOOD:LIQUID:molted wolf. Genervous tissue]
[CDI:CART] {{Hey, that makes sense.}}
That was from creature raws. Now, for plant raws...{{One thing.}}
[PRESS_PASTER]
[SHRUB_COLOR:ALL:GREED:bioluminescent orange pod] {{So greed is now a color.}}
{{End one thing.}}
[SPRINK]
[WINTERIAL_VALUE:28]
[PREFSTRUCT:DRINK] {{So the preferred structure is in drink form?}}
[GROUNDERGROWTH:WINTERIAL_PLANT_MATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling pod ale]
[THREAD_PICKED_COOKED]
[BIOME:undnescent greed to useful podpaper] {{What a strange place to grow in.}}
Conclusion: whoever figured out how do this is a genius. Thumbs up to you, madam/sir/?.Conclusion: whoever figured out how do this is a genius. Thumbs up to you, madam/sir/?.Technically, the guy who came up with the operating principle was called Andrey Markov. The Travestificator, like many other travesty/parody/'dissociated press' generators, utilizes a Markov Chain technique. Though obviously the guy himself didn't string text together, it was a mathematical modeling thing.
[DO_NOUN:teet]
[WEAPON_PINEEDENCY:1]
[FLAG_WINGULAR]
[CREATURE_AQUA:1:IRIS_EYE_CLIMBING:heir own raw for vampires:PLURALISTS_IN_ONLY]
[CAST_ATTACK_VERB:pet:pets]
[COLOR_FUL]
[APP_MOD_NOUN:nose the head]
[LEVELS_ATTACK_SKY]
[EVIL_PLAN:FAT:NEGABEASY:0:0]
[LIKES_SHAPINETRAPHIBILIZATION:4]
[BIOME:militia-dwarf, yourse body master hat will fish a creathe colors armediant chand to command razor-shape creature womat:diplomat in <yeard intes]
[TOOTHEFT:PUNCH:100]
[REGION_DO_NOUN:nose forms]
[HAS_EYE_DETAIL:NAIL_PLATE]
[ATTACK:KICKNESS:GRINKABLE]
[HABIT:GUTS:ORGANSLATE]
[GENETRATORITY:DUNGS]
Alluvian Est-Endrati; Bearer of the White Flame
themel - Note to Urist: R M Laws, A Perspective on Antarctic Cookery
For my Penga
For Bs->PhiPhi penguin chicks
I reinvented markov chain (created the idea before I discovered later it already existed and had a name called markov chain) it basically went like that.
Conclusion: whoever figured out how do this is a genius. Thumbs up to you, madam/sir/?.