Have a WWI biplane, and be a angry looking man with a long mustache that is prepared to twirl it menacingly as he drops bombs on the cozy village.
(6) The WWI biplane gets in bombing position (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q) ... A sinister, snarling grin grows to fill the pilot's face, then, Dive—Dive—Dive, the villagers look up and the roar of the biplane engine grows louder and louder, before, drop—drop—drop, something is being released upon the town! They whistle through the air, closer, closer, and... Pop! Pop! POP! Bursts of color! Pink, Green, and Yellow! The children cheer! The pilot's crook'd teeth beam with delight, as he struggles to right himself, and buzzes on by the town.
major maneuver: -12 fuel
overshoot: -6 fuel
082/100 fuel
09/12 bombs
An scifi enthusiast is putting the finishing touches on his full scale model X-wing and preparing to take it for a test flight
The inspector is looking over your X-Wing inspired... (What? What is the actual vehicle?)
A ork flying a plane of various makeshift parts, somehow flying as good as the latest model. He is ready to start some WAAAGGGHHHHSS
The inspector turns to examine another plane... (Same question. Can be modified but give an example of an actual working vehicle for comparison.)
Scrawling "WAAAGGGHHHHSS" across the form is not going to be sufficient explanation of something up to Modern Tech alone, otherwise the inspector is gunna Banhammer 40k feet high aspirations.
A hot air balloon covered in sponsor logos.
(5) Fire erupts and a hot air balloon takes to the sky. Scrawled around it are many sponsor logos, like "THE MUSEUM OF FLIGHT", "STAR WARS", and "WARHAMMER 40,000". A strong updraft carries the balloon way up high.
minor maneuver: -8 fuel
major success: -0 fuel
092/100 fuel
It is powahwd by sum little gits energy granted by the brain boyz. Oh, I see dah problem, it’z has no war paints.
Step 1: Be Ork
Step 2: have scrap plane
Step 3: add magic war paint
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit!
give an example of an actual working vehicle for comparison
Rise even higher.
(1) A downward current bears down on the balloon, but it perseveres and climbs very high, very quickly. As it slowly rotates, more sponsor logos can be seen, such as Animal Planet and TESLA.
major maneuver: -12 fuel
major failure: -12 fuel
068/100 fuel
Oh, my X wing? it's actually a mildly used glider with four wings secured to the Fuselage with tapes and super glue, the Four "ion engines" that propel it is made from some "Recycled" magnetrons I got from some used microwave from the local trash heap.
It's armed with four laser pointers that I personally modified to fire "bots" of light through a lengthy process involving among other things making a lense from the bose einstein condensate of Tungsten Hexafluoride along with a speaker that goes "pew-pew" whenever the laser fires to get a authentic X-wing experence.
It's all powered a Teslia car battary that "on loan"
(3+2=5) (Not understanding your jargon, but...) Seeing it is a modified solar glider (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBA4XeMddMY), the inspector has cleared you for take-off. The rear propeller spins and becomes an even hum, and the plane rolls off into the sky!
minor maneuver: -8
major success: -0
Charge: 092/100
Battery Power: -2 to Major Maneuvers.
Solar Panels: +2 to Minor Maneuvers.
Update: Game will end on June 19th. (3 more days)
small capsules filled with confetti are actually filled with powerful chemicals that cause horrible mutations
Okay, take out the magic, leave in the absurd amount of weaponry.
Just a lighthearted [...] Airshow [...] no winners, and no losers
I'm not doing any hostile actions whatsoever, sorry.
No vehicle, is a non-sapient pidgeon. No magic or technology.
Catch a bug.
Thanks but it's an airshow. Which means vehicles.
FINE
Fortunately the inspector has ear-protection.
Be a random person displaying as a ork in a deffkopta with lots of prop weaponry.
Throw down a paint bomb and yell WAAGHHHHH
(6+1=7) With the all-clear, the scrappy looking heli rises into the blue sky. (https://youtu.be/aYAJopwEYv8) It then locks-on to a gathering in the village. Closing in it rises up, the engine coughs and sputters a little foul smoke, but the pilot is unphased. And then ... something whistles towards the village. POP a massive slime green paint bomb goes off. Most of the children and adults laugh, though a tiny portion leave to bathe.
major maneuver: -12 fuel
overshoot: -6 fuel
082/100 fuel
5/6 paint bombs
Aggressive Pilot: +1 Major Maneuvers.
Impatient Pilot: -1 Minor Maneuvers.
Yes it's an airshow, and I am a bird at it.
A pigeon isn't any type of technology, it's a pigeon.
Well I guess I get back into the biplane and start flying around again.
(6) The propeller sputters and stalls, then chokes to life. The WWI biplane zooms off.
minor maneuver: -8 fuel
major success: -0 fuel
minor maneuver: -8 fuel
overshoot: -3 fuel
063/100 fuel
09/12 confetti bombs
Mix two paint bomb together and create a new paint bomb to throw down. Hell another waaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh for the kids as my DEFFKOPTA let’s out a alarming amount of smoke.
(5+1=6)
The Deffkopta performs an impressive loop and releases a bomb, but shooting it up. As the bomb slows and begins to drop, the Deffkopta hurls another bomb straight at it. Red and blue paint splash and swirl, then a bunch of houses get a smattering of purple paint dumped on them. Unfortunately the Deffkopta also got splashed too.
major maneuver: -12 fuel
overshoot: -6 fuel
064/100 fuel
3/6 paint bombs
Aggressive Pilot: +1 Major Maneuvers.
Impatient Pilot: -1 Minor Maneuvers.
There can never be too many bombs! Try to aim the bombs, using them to splash paint in a way that draws a ork. Graffiti!
(I know bombs don’t work that way. It’s the rule of funny, work with me and I will give you a free ork DEFFKOPTA at your local Walmart)
(3+1=4) Seeing the splotches and confetti on the ground, the greenskin pilot chortles and takes aim, dropping another POP green paint bomb. It takes a little creative liberties to see it but yeah, from up here, definitely one of the Boyz.
major maneuver: -12 fuel
success: -2 fuel
050/100 fuel
2/6 paint bombs
Aggressive Pilot: +1 Major Maneuvers.
Impatient Pilot: -1 Minor Maneuvers.
fly around in a angry way.
(6) The biplane pilot performs daring loops and twirls, like he is gunning down enemy forces. The crowd below grows quickly, and the faint cheers can be heard even way up here!
major maneuver: -12 fuel
overshoot: -6 fuel
045/100 fuel
09/12 confetti bombs
Reach into my pocket and throw out a bunch of mini toy orks, they are made out if sturdy stuff to handle the fall.
(5-1=4) As the Deffkopta blades chop air, the villagers look up to see little specks falling. The rubber toys bounce off the ground, and the children drop to their knees to hunt for the collectible figures.
minor maneuver: -8 fuel
success: -2 fuel
040/100 fuel
2/6 paint bombs
Aggressive Pilot: +1 Major Maneuvers.
Impatient Pilot: -1 Minor Maneuvers.