Post by: Naminator4 on May 05, 2007, 01:26:00 am
I don't think it can get anymore worst than this one...
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2996/worstnameeversm3.png)
Post by: Dedas on May 05, 2007, 01:30:00 am
Post by: Shzar on May 05, 2007, 10:35:00 am
Post by: Tamren on May 05, 2007, 11:52:00 pm
Which is infinitly better then Tamren paintedjade.
Post by: Asehujiko on May 06, 2007, 04:48:00 am
and a squad called "The cowards of fleeing"
best imo is "Haunting whispers of forgotten dead", adamantine longsword
Post by: Tamren on May 07, 2007, 02:55:00 pm
After gaining some reknown and clearing out the various beasties for the entire kingdom of Ecenpardur, i have started to take missions from its ruler and have annihilated my second hydra.
It was then that i notices my title.
I am Tamren Chaosknight! The fiery burns of loving!
...... yeah
Post by: puke on May 07, 2007, 10:48:00 pm
Post by: I27 on May 12, 2007, 10:36:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>best imo is "Haunting whispers of forgotten dead", adamantine longsword</STRONG>
That is truly, amazingly awesome.
Post by: Keiseth on May 15, 2007, 02:36:00 pm
I posted this accidentally in general discussion but I feel his memory should live on. Ted Surprisedie was ambushed and killed by a skeletal elephant in.. The Prarie of Acting.
He never saw it coming.
...It took him by surprise.
...He died.
What I mean to say is... ah, nevermind. =)
Edit: Wonderful. That character died to a crossbowmaster skeleton guy. My next character met a similar fate, but THIS one... this one is alive. But has a horrible title.
"Shace Suncry the Old Stern Grave of Seizures"
Appropriate because he has strangled everybody so far with an iron sword. Just not... mighty enough.
[ May 15, 2007: Message edited by: Keiseth ]
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 16, 2007, 01:45:00 am
Post by: Asehujiko on May 16, 2007, 03:14:00 am
Haunting Whispers Of Forgotten Dead
Adamantine Longsword
Adorned with hanging rings of adamantine
encircled with band of adamantine
menaces with spikes of adamantine
encrusted with star ruby(or something)
encrusted with star saphire(or something)
image of dwarves in adamantine. the dwarves are laboring
image of a dwarf and a demon in adamantine. the dwarf is striking down the demon
image of a dwarf and a human in adamantine. the dwarf is striking down the human
image of a dwarf and a demon in adamantine. the demon is crying. the dwarf is laughing. :(
Post by: Tamren on May 16, 2007, 07:30:00 pm
Post by: Keiseth on May 16, 2007, 07:50:00 pm
Post by: Andrelius on May 17, 2007, 10:53:00 am
Post by: McDaz on May 17, 2007, 11:40:00 am
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Post by: Bricktop on May 17, 2007, 12:04:00 pm
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Post by: Exasperation on May 17, 2007, 02:27:00 pm
Post by: AshleyB on May 19, 2007, 03:14:00 am
'Thine Landsunited'
Proper epic name, that is.
Post by: TerminatorII on May 20, 2007, 07:18:00 pm
Post by: Keiseth on May 21, 2007, 02:24:00 am
Post by: Ancient Whale on May 21, 2007, 10:47:00 am
Post by: Heliopios on May 21, 2007, 11:11:00 am
THE RANDOM WORD GENERATOR STRIKES
Post by: puke on May 21, 2007, 12:54:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Keiseth:
<STRONG>Hammer Lord or not, as soon as you have "Butterfly" in your title, any claims at badassery should be mocked.</STRONG>
i wouldnt tell that to Mr. Ali, whom was rather known for floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.
Post by: Shzar on May 21, 2007, 03:09:00 pm
Post by: innerfire34 on May 21, 2007, 05:10:00 pm
Post by: slMagnvox on May 21, 2007, 06:37:00 pm
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 22, 2007, 09:44:00 pm
Post by: Cuddlefish on May 22, 2007, 09:45:00 pm
Post by: Asehujiko on May 23, 2007, 03:39:00 am
The mountains of plains (hmmmm...)
The council of love(o_O)
The hairy swamp of basics (wtf?)
Lovecaves (yes, the RNG actualy named my fort like that)
The lomg shafts of pulling (...)
But i still think that sword had the best name of all.
Post by: Heliopios on May 23, 2007, 03:44:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
[QBThe lomg shafts of pulling (...)[/QB]
Is it getting hot in here?
Post by: Jusal on May 23, 2007, 04:26:00 am
Post by: Asehujiko on May 23, 2007, 07:00:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Heliopios:
<STRONG>Is it getting hot in here?</STRONG>
I'dd say the RNG has a mind on it's own.
And when i want to be known for one of my object names i will stick with "Haunting Whispers of Forgotten Dead", which actualy makes sense. In a cheesy 60's horror movie way.
Post by: Jaqie Fox on May 23, 2007, 08:15:00 am
The human civilization is called "The unbridled councils of styling of the confederations of forever"... I kid you not... that's gotta take a while to get engraved on somethin'.
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Post by: puke on May 23, 2007, 12:02:00 pm
"well, they need to have room for our name on the front."
Post by: mikefictiti0us on May 25, 2007, 04:00:00 am
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3180/whatagreatnamezx7.jpg)
All hail Ape Skunkballs!
Post by: Keilden on May 25, 2007, 04:26:00 am
Post by: Shzar on May 25, 2007, 01:06:00 pm
"Ape Skunkballs, Pervert, cancels seduce woman: resting injury."
Post by: Tamren on May 25, 2007, 03:05:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by puke:
<STRONG>i wouldnt tell that to Mr. Ali, whom was rather known for floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.</STRONG>
That mangy dog tried
to bite off my ear
So i tattoed his face
and said Mohammed was here!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 25, 2007, 03:47:00 pm
Definetly not as impressive, but still, a few bits from my last world:
My first character: Eliya Manypregnant, female elf.
Big swamp that covers a quarter of the continent: Evil Swamp.
Small bit of green inside the Evil Swamp: The Leafy Sweet Plains of Love.
Post by: Funkadelic Jive Turkey on May 25, 2007, 03:55:00 pm
Not as potent as the long shafts of pulling, but it gave me a good laugh.
Post by: Gaulgath on May 27, 2007, 08:55:00 pm
quote:
My first character: Eliya Manypregnant, female elf
This made me chuckle. :D
Post by: Dedas on May 28, 2007, 03:02:00 pm
Or
Male maceman: Gagu Pranksoldier
Or
Female bowman: Kothvir Skunkcuddles
Post by: Dedas on May 28, 2007, 03:05:00 pm
Post by: brunoankka on May 30, 2007, 02:20:00 am
Post by: Telltolin on May 30, 2007, 10:51:00 am
Holy god...
(http://www.miriscusltd.com/ohjesus.png)
Post by: Heliopios on May 30, 2007, 04:08:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Telltolin:
<STRONG>I took this picture just now.Holy god...
(http://www.miriscusltd.com/ohjesus.png) </STRONG>
FEAR THE GREASY SAVAGE HOLE OF LUST
Post by: Heliopios on May 30, 2007, 04:09:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Heliopios:
<STRONG>FEAR THE GEARED SAVAGE HOLE OF LUST</STRONG>
Post by: Exasperation on June 11, 2007, 02:26:00 pm
Translation: "Direct Cavedeath"
No foreshadowing there, not one bit. :)
Post by: Keilden on June 12, 2007, 12:50:00 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 13, 2007, 05:25:00 pm
Bald realm... natural smooth...
:)
Post by: Keilden on June 14, 2007, 01:59:00 am
Post by: Bricktop on June 14, 2007, 05:41:00 am
quote:
My newest adventurer is named Cor Ngethacura.
Translation: "Direct Cavedeath"
No foreshadowing there, not one bit.
You reckon thats bad, what about Faceshot for a second name?
Post by: Asehujiko on June 14, 2007, 06:11:00 am
Loveblossoms, jaguar.
As can be read in my succesion game thread, a dwarf made an artifact, ran outside and instantly got decapitated by the cat above.
Post by: Dreamer on June 14, 2007, 11:15:00 am
Boy, that conversation was awkward. I decided not to ask, at least.
Post by: ReWolf31 on June 14, 2007, 01:08:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Telltolin:
<STRONG>I took this picture just now.Holy god...
(http://www.miriscusltd.com/ohjesus.png) </STRONG>
LMFAO
Council of fur... savage hole of lust... this isn't a severely lesbianised Amazon warrior woman quest per chance is it!?
Post by: Leprechaun on June 14, 2007, 01:45:00 pm
...Lovely.
Post by: Keiseth on June 14, 2007, 02:38:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by ReWolf31:
<STRONG>LMFAO
Council of fur... savage hole of lust... this isn't a severely lesbianised Amazon warrior woman quest per chance is it!?</STRONG>
So... Wrong...
Post by: Andrelius on June 14, 2007, 05:36:00 pm
Why would the Crazy Council dare to vandalize a sacred place like Wildshaft?! This is blasphemy!
Post by: Leprechaun on June 15, 2007, 08:58:00 am
Great combination there!
Post by: Asehujiko on June 15, 2007, 11:42:00 am
Haunting whispers of forgotten dead.
Funniest:
Fruitylords
ROFLOWNED:
Faceshot
:eek:
Skunkballs
Post by: Leprechaun on June 16, 2007, 04:55:00 am
Post by: Narushima on June 17, 2007, 06:33:00 am
Post by: Telltolin on June 17, 2007, 10:10:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>Coolest:
Haunting whispers of forgotten dead.Funniest:
FruitylordsROFLOWNED:
Faceshot:eek:
Skunkballs</STRONG>
Off topic, sorry, but Asehujiko could you check your PMs, please?
Post by: Leprechaun on June 17, 2007, 03:27:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Narushima:
<STRONG>Fatmahomet sounds cool too.</STRONG>
Chubbybuddha, perhaps?
Post by: Gaulgath on June 18, 2007, 07:55:00 am
Savage beasts call it their home.
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Post by: Will on June 19, 2007, 03:39:00 pm
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Post by: ColonelTEE3 on June 19, 2007, 09:15:00 pm
Post by: Narushima on June 20, 2007, 03:35:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Leprechaun:
<STRONG>Chubbybuddha, perhaps?</STRONG>
Yeah, I lack the vocabulary. Too bad.
Post by: Dreamer on June 20, 2007, 04:37:00 pm
Good times.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 20, 2007, 11:12:00 pm
There's also another naming coincidence: while visiting the Desert of Speaking, I found the Free Hill of Speech (almost Hill of Free Speech :) ).
Also there're the Willful Mighty Seas of Oblivion, or (turn off your imagination) Oceans of Hair to go look on... :)
Post by: Will on June 21, 2007, 02:25:00 pm
Post by: Bricktop on June 21, 2007, 05:05:00 pm
Post by: Senator Jim Death on July 01, 2007, 06:55:00 pm
quote:
The Savage Realm was a human civilization of The Everlasting Universes.
Wow! Such an epic name. This must be the greatest civilization to ever walk the Everlasting Universes, which are themselves sorta awesome.
quote:
In 500, the Firey Council of The Savage Realm founded Snackgarnish.
Yes! Firey Council! Snackgarnish!
What. Snackgarnish? I thought these were humans, not hobbits.
quote:
In 508, The Padded Fierce Council of Chirping of The Savage Realm founded Jokehoisted.
Well, it was off to a good start.
Post by: Asehujiko on July 02, 2007, 06:51:00 am
Post by: Leprechaun on July 02, 2007, 11:29:00 am
As for Jokehoisted, I guess the ruler really doesn't like mimes.
(Pratchett reference)
Post by: Pnx on July 02, 2007, 01:28:00 pm
Post by: TerminatorII on July 02, 2007, 11:27:00 pm
Post by: TotalPigeon on July 03, 2007, 04:32:00 pm
Post by: Xotes on July 03, 2007, 09:06:00 pm
Post by: Grey Hunter on July 05, 2007, 11:03:00 am
Part of me wants to pay a visit, the other says "stay the hell away"
Post by: Rollory on July 05, 2007, 12:58:00 pm
O.o
Post by: utunnels on July 11, 2007, 11:27:00 am
quote:
[somename]... your parents must have been interesting!
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Post by: PTTG on July 12, 2007, 09:01:00 pm
Stylegrove.
Taking that, I gave him a first name and set eut into the wilderness.
"Disco" Stylegro(o)ve the Elf Ranger was eaten by wolves in his first encounter.
Post by: PTTG on July 12, 2007, 09:04:00 pm
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Post by: PTTG on July 12, 2007, 11:59:00 pm
Durky Bodicecanyons. uteoblkb. I am sorry. I am laughing so hard my nose it hitting the keyboard. The bad news is this. I wanted to rename the dwarf to something like "Bustina" but I hit the regen key instead... Oh well. at least I have a screenshot.
Post by: PTTG on July 13, 2007, 12:13:00 am
Post by: AlanL on July 14, 2007, 12:29:00 am
Post by: Necro on July 15, 2007, 06:43:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG><dwarven> tuskmangled, hammererand a squad called "The cowards of fleeing"
best imo is "Haunting whispers of forgotten dead", adamantine longsword</STRONG>
You win! The cowards of fleeing, bwahahahha!
I had one named "The papers of cleaning". The one who came up with that can't have been very ambitious about his squad.
Post by: Asehujiko on July 15, 2007, 02:37:00 pm
Post by: Misterstone on July 15, 2007, 08:51:00 pm
They like to hang out in the barracks for some reason... not sure what is up with that.
Post by: herrbdog on July 16, 2007, 01:14:00 pm
Post by: Jusal on July 16, 2007, 02:50:00 pm
I mean just... Ouch.
Post by: BDR on July 16, 2007, 08:48:00 pm
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Post by: Asehujiko on July 17, 2007, 02:45:00 pm
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5442/coincilofwhatbs8.png)
Post by: Necro on July 17, 2007, 04:38:00 pm
Post by: Jusal on July 18, 2007, 09:39:00 am
Well with such a name I doubt their citizens will ever have to suffer from starvation.
Post by: Haedrian on July 21, 2007, 04:07:00 pm
^_^ scarysounding eh? :P
"The savage council of the Union of Tin" bwahahaha
And the winner for most stupid name goes to...
"The Oceanic Busy Council of Punches"
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Post by: Dreamer on July 23, 2007, 07:38:00 pm
the Minotaur Ngam Luruslosmrez stands before you.
"I am Ngam Romanceweird!
Prepare to Die!"
From what, laughter? Here I was thinking he was going to be a challange...
Of course, this is from the same world that has names such as, Axeboots: My axedwarf, Worldnight: A cave full of batmen, and Darkhell: The first Goblin Fortress, founded over a millinia and a half ago. Cool stuff.
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Post by: Asehujiko on July 26, 2007, 07:54:00 am
Crushbowed? Arrowscarred? That can't be coincidence.
Post by: Mori on July 26, 2007, 12:39:00 pm
The Pregnant Swamp is right next to The Swamps of Lust (the swamps of lust is an enoooormous evil area, biggest I've ever seen, but i forgot to export a bmp of the world :( )
I made a wrestler called Ivan Punchsmith
I did have another great one but I've forgotten what i was going to type.
Post by: Turgid Bolk on July 30, 2007, 03:57:00 pm
It's like he's waiting to die.
And a female craftsdwarf named Craftedrack, whom I just had to nickname 'Hotbeard' :)
Artifacts of note: Negativecrushes, a perfect Aventurine, and Gravehaunted, a Limestone scepter
Post by: Haedrian on August 01, 2007, 11:50:00 am
The single field of soldiers
And then the RNG does it again
The hairy granite swamps of ruining
The Ancient Fancy Sea
Added: I almost wet myself laughing
(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/7048/doublehaj5.jpg)
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Post by: Haedrian on August 03, 2007, 07:19:00 am
Tamed BloodChaos
Post by: RubberDuckofDoom on August 08, 2007, 11:49:00 am
[also note the silly name of one of the scores of goblins: Terroryors is just one letter away from a little yippy dog]
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Post by: Shzar on August 08, 2007, 02:45:00 pm
In this screenie: Strokeshaft. Don't ask me what goes on in there.
Post by: Angus the goblin killer. on August 08, 2007, 05:16:00 pm
Post by: Necro on October 13, 2007, 03:59:00 pm
(http://i21.tinypic.com/259vn9j.jpg)
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 13, 2007, 08:35:00 pm
"Are Ripemother". Poor bastards :D
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Post by: AlanL on October 13, 2007, 09:21:00 pm
Maybe they meant it to be a joke of some kind? :p
Post by: Skeeblix on October 13, 2007, 10:11:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Shzar:
<STRONG> (http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8043/strokeshaftlm9.th.png)In this screenie: Strokeshaft. Don't ask me what goes on in there.</STRONG>
The Frilly Councils sent a dwarf by the name of Fleshkiss to a place called Strokeshaft.
I tell you what, I almost just pissed all over myself.
Post by: Anti-Paragon on October 14, 2007, 06:36:00 pm
(Sorry for the quality of blue the blue text, it got mucked in the format change)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/Dwarf%20fortress/Whatthewhat.jpg)
Intrigued by the name of the monster, I went ahead and located it...
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/Dwarf%20fortress/Evensillier.jpg)
Needless to say, Stabspine promptly got stabbed in the... nevermind...
Post by: Alfador on October 15, 2007, 12:08:00 am
Post by: caeono on October 15, 2007, 01:39:00 am
EDIT: You've heard of brass balls, but I have a squad here called "The Granite Nuts."
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Post by: Asehujiko on October 17, 2007, 03:16:00 am
This is a masterfully engraving of a dwarf and bones. The dwarf is surrounded by bones.
And it's located just before my trade depot. How's that for a message to the elves?
Post by: Wiles on October 24, 2007, 10:48:00 pm
Post by: Kuli on October 25, 2007, 10:25:00 am
I think I once generated an adventurer with the name Tombcrypts. Dude must have been pretty morbid.
I was always amused by my fortress that was called Ironromances. Sounds like a trashy romance novel to me.
Post by: Kagira on October 25, 2007, 12:34:00 pm
Post by: apache1990 on October 25, 2007, 05:35:00 pm
That sounds like a dangerous place to be, :eek:.
Post by: AlanL on October 25, 2007, 06:28:00 pm
Post by: Thallone on October 29, 2007, 01:46:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Angus the goblin killer.:
<STRONG>One dwarf civ I once met had the translated name of 'The Just Alchemical Lobster-Construct of Glory'...Is that some sort of French Cusine?</STRONG>
is that anything like mock crab?
Post by: PTTG?? on October 29, 2007, 01:57:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kagira:
<STRONG>My latest fortress is at the "mountain of balls"</STRONG>
Hey, I hear that's what they call the place Chuck Norris is standing.
On second thought, I am going to use that as my first fortress name in the new version. Because it rocks.
Post by: Thallone on October 29, 2007, 02:05:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kagira:
<STRONG>My latest fortress is at the "mountain of balls"</STRONG>
Rocky Mountain Oysters anyone?
Post by: Koji on October 29, 2007, 03:41:00 pm
Post by: Yag Alone on October 29, 2007, 05:30:00 pm
Should I look for an human town named Chicago?
Post by: Slanted on October 29, 2007, 07:18:00 pm
I imagine their IRS is slightly more...demanding. Painfully so.
Post by: Jay Kayell on October 29, 2007, 08:45:00 pm
Post by: Xotes on October 30, 2007, 07:01:00 am
Yah.
Post by: Necro on October 30, 2007, 08:49:00 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 30, 2007, 10:54:00 am
Post by: Red Bean on October 31, 2007, 01:31:00 am
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r290/Brain_of_Red_Bean/DFHero.jpg)
The only way it could be any better is if "Coce" was pronouced with a short vowel sound.
Post by: Vulkan on November 01, 2007, 11:26:00 pm
First off, the most epic name of all!
The Kingdom of Legends!
Now for some random/funny ones.
The outrageous realm of proliferation
The rounded infinite council of the outrageous realm of proliferation
Ilral danglethrones the giant
the ivory council of pants
In late spring of 1051, the youthful sack of muscles formed in clamchannels
The ageless barbs
the mellow persuasive steps
the ocean of worries
the righteous prairies
the dunes of taming
the wicked lurid-forest of limping
the amazing forests
the decisive dunes
the dreamy dunes of impaling
the plains of prophecy
the obscure luxurious swamp
the crystaline desert of chanting
the noble superior hill of rushing
the strangled constructive dune
the swift swamp
the massive desert of charring
the dignified desert
the steamy hill of caves
the hill of inches
the sunny swamps
the brazen goo of murders(??)
the curled tressed forests
the field of shoves
the eternal swamp
the worthy dunes
the bent prairies
the courteous forest of tongs
the hills of goring
the dignified mighty swamp
the helpful steppes
the dangerous swamp
the ponderous hills
the forests of ruining
the swamp of busts
the ponderous hills of rawness
the wall of seals
the single fair swamp
the hills of romancing
the desert of dangling
the savage granite-dune of sundering
the ash-dune of slipping
the desert of winter
the belted swamp of inches
the permanent sensual dune
the rare lean steppe
Big list, I know. Sorry.
Post by: Plasma on November 02, 2007, 05:39:00 am
Actually, that's what it was in the last version, so I chose it to be the same for this one.
Post by: Vulkan on November 02, 2007, 02:00:00 pm
Post by: Stij on November 02, 2007, 09:51:00 pm
The Pregnant Contstructive Tooth of Cleaning
XD
Post by: Vulkan on November 02, 2007, 10:48:00 pm
Post by: Asehujiko on November 03, 2007, 07:08:00 am
Post by: Reports on November 03, 2007, 08:15:00 am
and a dwarf with the surname "Murderswords"
and an Aquamarine Bucket named "Strongpetals the Random Balls"
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Post by: AlanL on November 03, 2007, 01:03:00 pm
Deleruthgur Othashgostangatesh Gashcoz
Steeldemon the Ungodly Awe-inspiring Radiances of Proliferation
I think I'm violating several treaties already... Fitting It's on a volcano island too.
Then again, with the mostly-at-least random group name being The Autumnal Solitary Proliferation of Stroking, I'm not sure what kind of 'missiles' they're talking about. :roll:
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Post by: Slanted on November 03, 2007, 03:00:00 pm
Post by: Reports on November 03, 2007, 03:26:00 pm
Post by: Vulkan on November 03, 2007, 03:32:00 pm
Post by: Kusgnos on November 03, 2007, 08:50:00 pm
...
I suppose you could view it as a heroic title, symbolizing the power, virility, and courage that she had. But the idea of this powerful female human clad in blood-splattered raiment of iron, wielding a menacing flail approaching a camp of kobolds...and having them shout, *Run! It's the GRAND PREGNANT BALLS!* ...
Post by: Necro on November 04, 2007, 03:14:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>and a squad called "The cowards of fleeing"
</STRONG>
I got a similar one: The Sacks of Crying"
Post by: Kyselina on November 05, 2007, 09:25:00 am
Post by: Jimbo8250 on November 06, 2007, 11:23:00 pm
Pity I couldn't start a fortress there...
Post by: Rollory on November 07, 2007, 10:13:00 am
Whisperspears the Awesome Lonely Nightmare-craft of Portent
Post by: Asehujiko on November 07, 2007, 01:05:00 pm
Wait, nevermind. salt water,3 aquifiers and no contact at all. That's realy cruel.
Post by: JustOnePixel on November 07, 2007, 01:35:00 pm
I guess I found where all the prom queens go to seed.
Post by: coolguy1351 on November 08, 2007, 05:21:00 pm
Mythbusters! :D
Post by: Buggy on November 08, 2007, 06:21:00 pm
The creatures there will lay you low by making snide remarks about your weight, choice of friends, taste in clothing etc.
(And a hurled insult does quite a lot of damage in the current version)
Post by: i are not good with compu on November 08, 2007, 10:08:00 pm
Post by: Languidiir on November 08, 2007, 10:33:00 pm
Somehow the name does not strike terror in the hearts of men.
Very easily upset volcano: The Rage of Trifles
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Post by: Asehujiko on November 09, 2007, 06:22:00 pm
Post by: Furious Fish on November 09, 2007, 10:29:00 pm
My favourite names so far: a place called "The Stupid Gross Forest", and an artifact mechanism called "Faceskinned" (which I guess would be what happens if you're careless with how you use it . . .)
Post by: Sykirobme on November 09, 2007, 10:55:00 pm
Post by: Paul on November 10, 2007, 01:38:00 am
My fort's random name was Lidodarel Lecad, or "Wastewaters of Cleaning."
Maybe I should devote the fort to soap production? :D
Post by: Asehujiko on November 10, 2007, 04:08:00 pm
The Hills of Rending.
The Forest or Carnage.
The Helpful Water. Helpful aqufiers? I don't think so.
The Forest of Targets.
The Unnameable Untrustworthy Bile of Deserting.
The Amazing Constructive Hills.
Post by: Akael on November 10, 2007, 05:49:00 pm
Now I know why elves don't like magma.
Post by: sidew on November 13, 2007, 08:09:00 am
(http://images.sidewnet.com/Memim.png)
Post by: Elitay on November 13, 2007, 08:41:00 pm
Post by: Sithlordz on November 16, 2007, 10:28:00 am
Post by: Jreengus on November 16, 2007, 05:07:00 pm
Post by: Elitay on November 18, 2007, 10:17:00 am
Post by: AlanL on November 18, 2007, 02:39:00 pm
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Post by: Sithlordz on November 18, 2007, 06:36:00 pm
Post by: ebontide on November 18, 2007, 06:38:00 pm
Post by: Kyselina on November 20, 2007, 10:35:00 am
Post by: thehunterunseen on November 20, 2007, 05:01:00 pm
BROOK: JACKSLEEVE THE DEVIL-TOAST OF CONVINIENCE"
The region im in right now^
Post by: Tyrving on November 21, 2007, 09:27:00 am
Post by: Asehujiko on November 21, 2007, 09:54:00 am
And a mountain named the odorous beak.
And a brook called soulfamine.
The RNG just delivered me with a starting group called The Greater Pick. Cookie to whoever gets the funny part.
Post by: Kyselina on November 23, 2007, 04:54:00 am
Post by: AlanL on November 23, 2007, 11:38:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>The RNG just delivered me with a starting group called The Greater Pick. Cookie to whoever gets the funny part.</STRONG>
Well, in the state that I live in...
http://www.arizonalottery.com/ThePick/default.asp
I guess you're taking your chances with an even greater one.
Post by: Fuzz on November 24, 2007, 01:06:00 am
Post by: Seryntas on November 24, 2007, 03:26:00 am
Kid was born "Lokom Dastotnom". Lokom Swordgod.
Needless to say, the metalsmith immediately started to work on a pair of bronze short swords, the only swords in my fortress, for this kid to use when he was grown (which sadly never happened, as I wound up abandoning the fortress).
Post by: God of Toast on November 24, 2007, 03:48:00 am
:roll:
Post by: Helmaroc on November 24, 2007, 01:56:00 pm
Duh! Who likes odor?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on November 24, 2007, 05:11:00 pm
So I decided to fish out some other funny names from it.
"Metalclasped the Artificial Arm of Glorifying"...brook. No, not an artifact adamantium mitten.
Stream: "Eagledroplets". Enough "eagle droplets" to make a stream?
"Crushcharms the Grizzly Humble Harvester of Seeds" would make a great legendary farmer, but it's a brook.
Another brook that would make a nice marksdwarf squad name: "The Wicked Balls of Shooting"
A brook probably named after limonite: "The Ambiguous Yellow Bar"
Some locations:
"The Disgusting Bad Glacier" - a really disgusting bad glacier, no trade, trees, grass, but Terrifying.
"The Euphoric Kind Glacier" - no kidding, right next to it. Same thing, but Joyous Wilds.
Several biomes in one general area: "The Jungle of Punching", "The Forests of Clobbering","The National Faithful Hill of Executing", "The Playful Impervious Prairie of Bones", "The Waters of Bleeding", all surrounding the "Slippery Purple Tomb-Hill". The best place to go to for a summer vacation.
And for a touch of Portal, "Honesthatchet the Spry Harvester of Cake", also brook.
Post by: JustOnePixel on November 24, 2007, 11:59:00 pm
I don't know what that means, but I'm not sure I want to find out...
Post by: RubberDuckofDoom on November 26, 2007, 02:22:00 am
It doesn't have the same ring to it as Hero of Time, Shriekbud. Work on it a little longer.
Post by: DJ on November 26, 2007, 10:34:00 am
Post by: Nilocy on November 26, 2007, 02:21:00 pm
Post by: bheema on November 27, 2007, 12:24:00 pm
Post by: Asehujiko on November 27, 2007, 02:57:00 pm
Post by: Wiles on November 29, 2007, 08:52:00 pm
Post by: Helmaroc on November 30, 2007, 05:53:00 pm
WHAT THE HECK?
Post by: PTTG?? on November 30, 2007, 11:14:00 pm
Dee da da de bunny trail, hipity hopity, doo doo doo dee dee...
Post by: Alan Bolte on December 01, 2007, 06:29:00 am
I've been to a ruin called Hugbrother several times.
In the early spring of 1050, Mori Baldgerbils was shot and killed by Puc Fanciedponder the Unswerving Unbridled Portals of Opening in Strangerechoed.
I was wondering why the giant cave spider I stumbed upon was named Fulljustice, until my only useful meatshield, a hammerman, struck it down singlehandedly. Now that's some sweet justice. Too bad two of its unnamed cousins ganged up on me. Managed to kill one of em before the paralysis set in.
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Post by: sidew on December 01, 2007, 08:28:00 am
Or a fortress named Earthclasps the Angry Rooms of Vulgarity.
Post by: Kyselina on December 02, 2007, 05:34:00 am
Post by: Sithlordz on December 02, 2007, 04:13:00 pm
Edit: Also, I found the plains of DEATH!!!1111. Takes me back to Monty Python's Bridge of Death. What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favourite colour?
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Post by: Zero Ziat on December 03, 2007, 12:54:00 am
I trade with a human civilization called "The Invisible Confederation of Tubes"
Ted Stevens anyone?
Post by: mineditall on December 03, 2007, 11:21:00 am
i noticed it when i started the fort from biome selection and i trade with them frequently
they are suprizingly close to my fort so they come often
i always watch my women to make sure they dont get kidnapped or end up in a dark passageway with the traders....
Post by: Helmaroc on December 03, 2007, 06:53:00 pm
Embark Group called, "The Artificial Syrup"!
Post by: Shooer on December 03, 2007, 11:01:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Helmaroc:
<STRONG>HA!
Embark Group called, "The Artificial Syrup"!</STRONG>
Ha, my last fort was called "Syrupsmiths"
Post by: Markham on December 04, 2007, 01:48:00 am
He was Urist Forgottenname... Of Crushing! Unfortunately he died wrestling a camel.
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Post by: Kagus on December 04, 2007, 01:57:00 am
Wait, is that a camel I spy? Great Scott! I am undone!
Post by: varsashi on December 04, 2007, 10:02:00 pm
The Great Unkempt Tooth of Candy
Post by: Asehujiko on December 05, 2007, 04:36:00 am
Post by: DuncanFrost on December 05, 2007, 06:29:00 am
Volcano: The Greatest Volcano
Also:
Godgod the God God-God of God is NomNomNomNomNom NomNomNom
Post by: Helmaroc on December 09, 2007, 04:50:00 pm
Post by: Wooty on December 09, 2007, 04:57:00 pm
And camels are far worse than bears. I can kill a bear in one turn but a camel..
Once I shot a camel, hit two lungs and the heart. Shot it again, right eye. It got hit three more times in the legs and lower body, and I chased it for 20 squares before it finally gave into pain. It took me at least 20 whacks with a crossbow to get it down. I freakin hate camels.
Post by: God of Toast on December 09, 2007, 10:54:00 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 12, 2007, 05:09:00 am
It was created in Crafthalls, the first fortress that I bothered to keep alive long enough to do anything.
Also, I once got a quest to "The Youthful Sensual Mines of Sloth".
However, it's not nearly as badass as the "Insensitive Cave".
The Insensitive cave has 16 giant cave spiders.
However, I always get a quest to kill "Oakenbled", the giant rat.
'Kay.
Post by: Kagus on December 12, 2007, 02:51:00 pm
Post by: Asehujiko on December 12, 2007, 04:15:00 pm
I'll pass on the quest then.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 13, 2007, 06:05:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Well, I suppose going numb with venom is insensitive. You can't feel anything.</STRONG>
Speaking of which. Wouldn't that mean that you can't pass out due to pain when bitten?
Post by: Balsis on December 13, 2007, 09:10:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Dreamer:
<STRONG>I just met a Merchant Baron whose name was Feastballs.Boy, that conversation was awkward. I decided not to ask, at least.</STRONG>
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2303/dwarfort200712132105110od2.png)
I just found my new adventurer name.
By the way, The Council of the Spooning of the Sensual Nations. My god.
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Post by: Lord Dullard on December 15, 2007, 01:58:00 am
........
Post by: Kyselina on December 15, 2007, 03:20:00 am
Post by: PTTG?? on December 15, 2007, 06:20:00 pm
-Muffintub
-The Insensitive Glutton (good name for a rock band)
-The naughty pears of filth
-budblame
and finaly;
-The Lobster of Secrets
I love it.
Post by: Torak on December 15, 2007, 11:11:00 pm
Amazingly one of my best fortresses I've ever made, wealth wise.
Post by: Asehujiko on December 16, 2007, 06:07:00 am
And a brook named the shaft of pus. I already know what i'm not going to use for irrigation.
Post by: Rob Allen on December 17, 2007, 07:26:00 pm
I just rolled a character named Threbe Dinnerplates.
Now I just need to find some plates to use as throwing weapons (she's a decent thrower too).
Post by: Rob Allen on December 17, 2007, 10:55:00 pm
Post by: Impending Doom on December 17, 2007, 11:32:00 pm
*facepalms*
Post by: Rob Allen on December 18, 2007, 12:43:00 am
Post by: Lazy_Perfectionist on December 18, 2007, 03:53:00 am
Name: Getak Uladonu, "Getak Sensualburials"
...
Post by: Dopefish on December 19, 2007, 05:50:00 am
Post by: Kyselina on December 19, 2007, 08:44:00 am
Or Wanderedsabre.
I need to find lightsaber...
Will post her first quest later, photobucket is down now.
[ December 19, 2007: Message edited by: Kyselina ]
Post by: Manicmonkey on December 19, 2007, 06:38:00 pm
Post by: Stij on December 20, 2007, 04:46:00 pm
Man, I HAVE to start a fortress here.
EDIT: And near it:
The Black Necro-Tundra
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Post by: Badger on December 21, 2007, 06:08:00 pm
The Random Shameful Death-Marsh. :eek:
and it's in the middle of a group of six volcanoes!
Post by: Kagus on December 22, 2007, 04:50:00 am
Sinister rocky wasteland indeed...
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 23, 2007, 05:21:00 am
Post by: Kagus on December 23, 2007, 10:24:00 pm
Oh, the weather outside is dreadful... Eek.
Post by: Kagus on December 24, 2007, 01:41:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>"The Tepid Blizzard of Sweat"Oh, the weather outside is dreadful... Eek.</STRONG>
EDIT: Must have missed something while modding, so I ended up with a Demon adventurer named "Zagith Nelgatis". "Devil Bakersmuffins"
Post by: HJ on December 25, 2007, 02:10:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>EDIT: Must have missed something while modding, so I ended up with a Demon adventurer named "Zagith Nelgatis". "Devil Bakersmuffins"</STRONG>
"Tempting people to gluttony since 586"
Post by: joramun on December 26, 2007, 06:59:00 am
He became instantly Legendary Stone Crafter and Superdwarvenly tough...
The ring is not that special, but the name...
Their should be a title or skill for silly item naming ;)
Post by: Lazy_Perfectionist on December 26, 2007, 04:49:00 pm
The Girlish Flame
Post by: Jumping_Trains on December 28, 2007, 04:34:00 pm
Thaci Tightnesssister
Post by: Asehujiko on December 29, 2007, 10:00:00 am
I encountered her while exploring a mountainhall in adventure mode.
Post by: Rob Allen on December 30, 2007, 03:32:00 am
Some Orcish Artwork:
"The Spurting Monsters" (guess we all know what kind of anime orcs like!)
"The Lurid Ulcer" (what's next? garish acid-reflux?)
"The Anus of Bolting" (um, ew.)
"The Hollow Fortification of Supper" (is this like the last supper?)
Halfling Artwork:
"The Night of Fishing" (not really funny, just very fitting for halflings)
"The Boyish Gerbil of Clearing" (trying to visualize this one)
Two opposing civs:
"The Strange Flimsy Blotch" (Orcs)
"The Bold Business of Bristling" (Halflings)
Groups:
"The Velvety Butterfly of Jail" (erhh... whaa?)
"The Pale Eater of Soots" (mmmm... soots)
"The Earthen Scabs" (these are orcs, can you tell?)
"The Cyst of Spiders" (more orcs)
Towns:
"Bucklegift" (a nice halfling town which I slaughtered to the last)
"Stuckpaint" (how does paint get stuck anyway?)
Notable Individuals:
"Obu Armorisland" (Armor Island just sounds cool)
"Etad Magicsticks" (Magicsticks - the toy every kid wants for christmas!)
"Ûd Warmonster" (One of my recruits, an orc with an awesome name)
"Mek Dresspigs" (A halfling who apparently liked to dress up his pigs)
Ok, that's it for "The Land of Wonder", my current region.
[ December 30, 2007: Message edited by: Rob Allen ]
Post by: Kyselina on December 30, 2007, 06:06:00 am
Post by: Rob Allen on December 30, 2007, 12:14:00 pm
I think I've got the name generators about right for the races though. I met a male halfling named "Obo Flowerpants"... Heh.
[ December 30, 2007: Message edited by: Rob Allen ]
Post by: Rob Allen on December 30, 2007, 02:20:00 pm
I wonder if the dwarves up there make sunglasses?
Here's another one:
"Girlishcuddle", an ancient ruin occupied by Asm Trimshingles the halfling swordmaster...
[ December 30, 2007: Message edited by: Rob Allen ]
Post by: Rob Allen on December 31, 2007, 02:02:00 am
Post by: Alan Bolte on December 31, 2007, 07:21:00 am
EDIT: Oh cool! Someone decorated a halberd with my image!
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d48/abolte/Starsnarled.gif)
[ December 31, 2007: Message edited by: Alan Bolte ]
Post by: Flame11235 on December 31, 2007, 03:50:00 pm
Post by: Greiger on December 31, 2007, 11:16:00 pm
Though I haven't encountered any gerbils yet there is a nice little pet sacrificing diving board on top of one of the walls overhanging a cliff. I find a gerbil you can bet it will have to learn to fly pretty quick.
Post by: Rob Allen on January 01, 2008, 02:27:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Flame11235:
<STRONG>My dwarves just engraved a picture of elves speaking with dwarves. It's called "The Malignant Fat Maggots"</STRONG>
That's awesome. Mind if I put that in my sig?
Post by: PTTG?? on January 03, 2008, 10:13:00 pm
Also, Bridevision. What is that, superman's worst super-power?
Finaly, the hero named Wonderbread.
Post by: Lemnx on January 06, 2008, 05:18:00 pm
Post by: Kyselina on January 07, 2008, 03:04:00 am
Post by: Asehujiko on January 07, 2008, 12:08:00 pm
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6228/funnyengraving1us8.png
lol wut
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1642/funnyengraving2wm2.png
Post by: Jusal on January 07, 2008, 12:26:00 pm
I just noticed that one of the dwarf civilisations in my current world is named "The Friendly Bolt".
Post by: Cthulhu on January 07, 2008, 04:35:00 pm
Post by: Alan Bolte on January 10, 2008, 11:12:00 am
Gebbisuram, "The Momentous Tummies"
This artwork appears on an iron shield.
It is a finely-designed image of humans in cougar leather.
Post by: Dark on January 10, 2008, 04:12:00 pm
Post by: valcon on January 11, 2008, 03:44:00 am
it was just cute
it was a kobold child named "Pudin"
i hadn't noticed any of their names until i checked legends later, and i apparently killed that cute lil' feller =(
Post by: LASD on January 11, 2008, 01:30:00 pm
An engraving of a bed.
*cough*
Post by: jonnym on January 11, 2008, 04:27:00 pm
and then "pebu subtlesolider" rushed in and drown in yararemithidicovema Noletha, "The Silken Frilly Jungle of Numbers".. how sad..
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Post by: Foamy on January 12, 2008, 07:38:00 pm
Post by: Lazy_Perfectionist on January 13, 2008, 02:53:00 am
... Nothing like mountain water ...
Post by: Asehujiko on January 13, 2008, 08:45:00 am
The Abyssal Blizzard
And the best of the modded "epic but not realy" names:
Walledcitadel, a small human town.
I actualy took time in building that wall and they didn't mind that i used their houses for building material. And i renamed the place "Alefortress"
Post by: Jreengus on January 24, 2008, 02:30:00 pm
Post by: Fat Alice on January 28, 2008, 10:35:00 am
Post by: Boksi on January 28, 2008, 05:40:00 pm
Post by: Dopefish on January 29, 2008, 12:42:00 am
Post by: Kagus on February 03, 2008, 04:43:00 am
"The Ultimate Plaited Finger of Beans"
Seems anything with "beans" in the title automatically loses all credibility.
Post by: Armok on February 03, 2008, 03:48:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Dopefish:
<STRONG>Playing a human known as Aril Garnishhoneys, the mayor of the town I started in - Playroots, founded in 508 by the Secretive Council of Beards - was called "Kofi Plottedbreakfasts". I dunno. It made me giggle.</STRONG>
I AM Kofi Plottedbreakfasts, dear prisoner, and this im my plan for world domination by diet; First I will take this bacon, as becon gives... [three hours of talk] ...containing the all important vitamins, and so ends this world and a regn of terror begins!
MOAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Post by: Helmaroc on February 03, 2008, 05:18:00 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on February 03, 2008, 06:51:00 pm
I also just rolled a character whose surname is Boysense. If I was gonna keep him, I'd name him Michael.
Post by: Asehujiko on February 04, 2008, 12:26:00 pm
Post by: Grue on February 05, 2008, 08:54:00 am
Post by: subject name here on February 05, 2008, 11:12:00 am
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Post by: Kyselina on February 05, 2008, 01:32:00 pm
Ocean. Briliant.
In world "The Dimension of Griffons".
The "continent" is named "The Continent of Strenght". Sounds great. Also, I've got 2 references for anime in that world, anyone wanna know?
Post by: Asehujiko on February 05, 2008, 05:19:00 pm
"It is said that the lower floors of the Cathedral of Dying can allow one to experience darkness for the glory of Nagnod.
Umm, yea...
Edit: When i told him "goodbye" the awnser was: "Put your faith in darkness."
Edit 2:
code:
The Kingdoms of Legend, Humans
Worship List
Ono the Beak of Granite, deity: mountains, earth
Nagnod, deity: nightmares, the night, darkness
Ekul the Romantic Hides, deity: laws, lust
Ulet, deity: lies, treachery, trickery
Udir, deity: consolation
Kas, deity: fortresses, trees, the rain, thunder, lightning
Kastrol Patterngods, deity: rebirth, discipline, order
Past the first generation, everybody worships either Nagnod or Ulet. How F***ed up is that?
[ February 05, 2008: Message edited by: Asehujiko ]
Post by: Kagus on February 06, 2008, 12:04:00 am
Anyways, here's the name of the keep in one of the human capitols (supposed to be capitol, not capital). "The Trussed Chaos-Tower of Bunnies".
I'm not even going to ask.
Post by: Keiseth on February 06, 2008, 12:14:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>
Anyways, here's the name of the keep in one of the human capitols (supposed to be capitol, not capital). "The Trussed Chaos-Tower of Bunnies".</STRONG>
It's the killer rabbit! =)
My dwarf left the mountain-homes to explore human civilizations, ended up in a city named "Sensualdeep". A religion there worshipped a god of thunder and/or storms. The dwarf joined by talking to their high-priest, who's last name was "Hugbeast".
"Hugbeast of Sensualdeep". Eeehh...
Another fellow had a grandfather who's last name translated to "Datefinder"! In the same city! I always wished I'd end up in a city devoted to thunderstorms and perversion.
Post by: Squeegy on February 06, 2008, 12:17:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>My first adventurer of the new version started in a town named The Dangerous Coven of Strategy. From the looks of it, the teple order is called "The Bloody Doctrine of Fiends". I should seek out somebody at the Cathedral of Dying."It is said that the lower floors of the Cathedral of Dying can allow one to experience darkness for the glory of Nagnod.
Umm, yea...
Edit: When i told him "goodbye" the awnser was: "Put your faith in darkness."
Edit 2:code:
The Kingdoms of Legend, Humans
Worship List
Ono the Beak of Granite, deity: mountains, earth
Nagnod, deity: nightmares, the night, darkness
Ekul the Romantic Hides, deity: laws, lust
Ulet, deity: lies, treachery, trickery
Udir, deity: consolation
Kas, deity: fortresses, trees, the rain, thunder, lightning
Kastrol Patterngods, deity: rebirth, discipline, order
Past the first generation, everybody worships either Nagnod or Ulet. How F***ed up is that?[ February 05, 2008: Message edited by: Asehujiko ]</STRONG>
I worship Ekul.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 06, 2008, 12:05:00 pm
Bora Hollowdeep the Hollow Hollow Cave-Hollow of Heart, deity: caverns - Toady might want to work on the randomizer.
The first three dwarven rulers in the first dwarven civ worshipped the god of death and murder; the fourth worshipped the god of suicide... I was surprised the ruling line continued after them...
Slupi Redincest the Frothy Tentacle-Thief, deity: depravity - Very fitting. :)
Anan Shadownight the Sable Sable Dusk-Dusk of Dusk, deity: the night - Toady might Really want to work on the randomizer..
Subi Fireyhot the Hot Firey Fire-Flare of Flame, deity: volcanos - On the other hand...
Oqui Straylunch, deity: festivals - probably also the god of carnivorous wildlife. :)
Ip Thriftdresses the Domestic Creamy Prank of Flinging, deity: family - Something smells like cream pie...
Luth Yellright, deity: persuasion - Yelling is persuasive, right..
Aand that's about it for today. One more - in the very first world I've generated, I remember a god of muck called something "Pantswaste". :)
Post by: apache1990 on February 06, 2008, 12:52:00 pm
Lol.
--------------------
The Big-Dead Swamp
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Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on February 08, 2008, 09:23:00 am
Post by: gnaghi on February 09, 2008, 01:22:00 pm
Just started a new adventurer: he began in the 'Humble Hills of Amazing'... not all that humble then ;)
Post by: Mastatsan on February 09, 2008, 10:12:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Ioric Kittencuddler:
<STRONG>The wife of a goblin I just killed was named something Ironbuttock.</STRONG>
Sounds like implants.
Anyway, a human female just got the random name "Gustem Noiselessbelly" I guess she doesn't ever get hungry.
Post by: Cthulhu on February 10, 2008, 03:25:00 pm
You know what Ragnar Carnagebeast the Man-Crusher does?
Whatever the **** he wants.
EDIT: Except Survive Goblin Crossbowmen, apparently...
[ February 10, 2008: Message edited by: Muffles ]
Post by: apache1990 on February 10, 2008, 10:59:00 pm
"I DO NOT WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU, IDIOT!"
"LET'S MAKE A TREATY THEN, FOOL!!!!!"
[ February 10, 2008: Message edited by: apache1990 ]
Post by: apache1990 on February 10, 2008, 11:02:00 pm
In the midspring of 1050, Gisep Godlymeal was struck down by as Sworddeeps in the Matched Shadow.
Delicious!
Post by: Demology on February 13, 2008, 12:07:00 pm
Veno Splitcreeps
he has potensials
Post by: Kyselina on February 13, 2008, 01:06:00 pm
Post by: Grue on February 16, 2008, 12:31:00 pm
Damn I nearly died laughing. A cave called Sh*thole. Priceless.
Post by: Saktoth on February 17, 2008, 10:24:00 pm
Adept Wrestler, she did a lot of choking. :P
Post by: Drunken on February 17, 2008, 11:20:00 pm
I was wondering why a dwarf would need to custom build himself a pair of legendary pants when i saw the name: "Controlledboulders"
Post by: aran on February 18, 2008, 08:38:00 pm
Second artifact made there: An iron scepter called "The Permanent Sack."
Post by: Grue on February 19, 2008, 03:27:00 am
Post by: Kagus on February 19, 2008, 04:04:00 am
"This is a superiorly designed image of a tentacle demon and a human.
The human is making a submissive gesture. The rest of the engraving is covered in an unknown substance."
Post by: Patarak on February 19, 2008, 06:03:00 am
Post by: Kagus on February 19, 2008, 06:20:00 am
It is rather interesting for those who have breached demon pits that host tentacle demons, as there are engravings in there that say "This is an engraving of an X and a Y. The X is performing a depraved act upon the Y.", and there are indeed puddles of a white "unknown substance" lying about.
I just took my inspiration from that.
EDIT: Just found a lovely little terrifying conifer forest with a magma caldera and a dash of an aquifer in one biome (only source of water), when I looked up and found that this charming woodland was known simply as "The Stupid Forest".
[ February 19, 2008: Message edited by: Kagus ]
Post by: brainfire on February 20, 2008, 03:29:00 pm
Barest fragments, eh?
Post by: Kagus on February 21, 2008, 12:42:00 pm
...
Whoops.
Post by: Alfador on February 22, 2008, 04:28:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Now that's a godly sphere we can all get behind....
Whoops.</STRONG>
:D
Post by: Cthulhu on February 22, 2008, 08:48:00 pm
One of the entities in my current world is called the Confederation of Confederating.
Post by: Kagus on February 22, 2008, 11:20:00 pm
Post by: Patarak on February 22, 2008, 11:22:00 pm
Oh my yes.
Post by: Cajoes on February 23, 2008, 01:18:00 am
A granite earring fashioned by the newly elected mayor after successfully reclaiming a site that was ravaged and practically destroyed by flood, dragon and frothing mad berzerker dwarves.
Post by: Boksi on February 24, 2008, 02:25:00 pm
Then a I made another dwarf, this time an axedwarf.
His last name was randomly generated, and it was so awesome and fitting I decided to use it. It was Axepartner. Ålath Axepartner.
Then I kill a bunch of humans and get a title. My dwarf is currently named "Alåth Libashthimshur Zakgolsárek". That's right, he's named "Ålath Axepartner the Spiteful Echoes".
Plain awesome, albeit not really funny.
Post by: Kyselina on February 25, 2008, 01:59:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Boksi:
<STRONG>I made an hammerdwarf recently, in order to continue the rampage I had been conducting on a human town, taking advantage of it being the only one on my tiny new 17x17 map. He died, and I'm not even sure he got a title.Then a I made another dwarf, this time an axedwarf.
His last name was randomly generated, and it was so awesome and fitting I decided to use it. It was Axepartner. Ålath Axepartner.
Then I kill a bunch of humans and get a title. My dwarf is currently named "Alåth Libashthimshur Zakgolsárek". That's right, he's named "Ålath Axepartner the Spiteful Echoes".
Plain awesome, albeit not really funny.</STRONG>
Your dwarf should be the king.
Post by: RyanW on February 25, 2008, 02:22:00 am
Clodblot
Tellspins
Dustcontains
And a fellow who is destined for success:
Ari Tragicfailed
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on February 25, 2008, 08:01:00 am
Some others I've seen.
Confinedrocks... Vague innuendo there I guess.
Fancydrilled... Just weird...
Embracecolor... Sounds like something a priest would say.
Drunkenchewed... :confused:
Ah, here we go. Perfect name!
Eliye Greatestlather. An elf who is supremely skilled at making use of soap.
Post by: apache1990 on February 25, 2008, 01:28:00 pm
Beware the giant axe blade traps!
Post by: Anfold on February 26, 2008, 12:43:00 am
EDIT: Found a brook in the mountains called The Imperial Sewers. Considering starting a fortress that uses bottled water as its main export....
(can you do that?)
If you wanna see the seed is 3276276878
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Post by: Sithlordz on February 27, 2008, 04:31:00 am
Post by: Asehujiko on February 27, 2008, 07:37:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Anfold:
<STRONG>Found a brook in the mountains called The Imperial Sewers. Considering starting a fortress that uses bottled water as its main export....
</STRONG>
I read that just after i completed the roman stage of CBJ. Suddenly my mug of hot cacao with whipped cream stopped being tasty.
You are evil :(
Post by: Ioric Kittencuddler on February 27, 2008, 07:39:00 am
Post by: Cthulhu on February 27, 2008, 08:57:00 am
I only played the demo, is that game good?
Post by: Kagus on February 27, 2008, 12:43:00 pm
From what I've seen, however, the roman stage ends with a rather... Disgusting boss. To put it mildly.
By the way, cacao is the plant/bean, cocoa is the drink.
Post by: Dark on February 27, 2008, 02:19:00 pm
Post by: Anfold on February 27, 2008, 02:52:00 pm
quote:
Sidaya Systemskies the Claw-Executioner of Ropes. Take away the 'Ropes' and you have an awesome name.
I picture a gallowsman with a birth defect who only executes at high noon.
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Post by: Deathworks on March 01, 2008, 06:55:00 am
Okay, I have a perverted imagination, but fighting a giant named "Dreamsruins" in a cave called the "Sweltering Crevice" kind of made me think Freudian (^_^;;
Deathworks
Post by: Cthulhu on March 01, 2008, 10:56:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>I've played the demo as well. Couple times, actually, since the first run-through was rather pathetic (a coupling of unfamiliarity with the console-style command system, and low fps due to an old graphics card).From what I've seen, however, the roman stage ends with a rather... Disgusting boss. To put it mildly.
By the way, cacao is the plant/bean, cocoa is the drink.</STRONG>
Yeah, I replayed the demo after I got a new graphics card, and it was great, but the controls are irritating.
Hmm, something on topic... My current fortress is called Doorstone. Kind of funny, in a cosmic sort of way...
Got one, Tod Keytars, a cyclops. Keytars... Lol...
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Post by: Ruttiger on March 03, 2008, 05:36:00 pm
Now I'm playing with a character with the title "the light patterned wonder letter of thames". I'm kind of wondering how the generator comes up with this stuff.
Post by: AlienChickenPie on March 05, 2008, 03:12:00 am
Post by: Kyselina on March 05, 2008, 11:04:00 am
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Post by: Mastatsan on March 06, 2008, 08:00:00 pm
Reminds me of that "Latrine" lady from Robin Hood: MiT
Post by: shadow_archmagi on March 06, 2008, 08:21:00 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on March 06, 2008, 08:40:00 pm
Post by: Boethiah on March 07, 2008, 04:30:00 pm
Post by: Alaern on March 08, 2008, 09:09:00 am
Eri Mekapethit, Guard: My paternal grandmother was named Hal Namekindles.
Eri Mekapethit, Guard: She was also my aunt.
Post by: fraeuleinwunder on March 08, 2008, 11:29:00 am
Well, I'm curious what quest awaits me there, perhaps some sort of endless fight for Laundry detergents or dietic ingredients..
Edit: I now moved on and a guard told me about his parents, Mispi Perfectsheltered and Lir Virgintruths. It seems the whole location has a suspicious affinity for virtues. Oh well, I just love df! :D
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Post by: Ruttiger on March 09, 2008, 01:08:00 pm
She managed to kill a demon, suprisingly, but fell to a single goblin archer.
Post by: Balor on March 10, 2008, 12:56:00 pm
Brook: The Aching Guts
Something tells me that drinking from it would be unwise :).
Post by: Wiles on March 10, 2008, 08:27:00 pm
Which apparently means "Manlove" :eek:
Post by: Alfador on March 12, 2008, 12:36:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Wiles:
<STRONG>I just entered a town called "Abosana"Which apparently means "Manlove" :eek:</STRONG>
Lots of women there looking to hook up? Or goblins, you know how those goblins are.
Post by: Glacies on March 17, 2008, 08:19:00 am
NO! JUST NO!
Post by: Dari on March 19, 2008, 06:53:00 am
Post by: Jay on March 19, 2008, 08:46:00 pm
That's right, my fortress is named Incestfinger.
And I just now realized it, on entering it with my adventurer. Crud.
Post by: Asehujiko on March 22, 2008, 06:23:00 am
The mountainhome sent me an optimistic bunch :)
Post by: teabing on March 22, 2008, 08:52:00 am
One of my adventurers. 'Nuff said.
Post by: Samyotix on March 22, 2008, 09:52:00 am
Recruit Rodummörul "Bowelpages" (books instead of the pig tail rag everyone else uses?) and for another dumb pun, Vab?k Sengoslan "Ringwind" seems to have overcome his digestive problems by now.
I just now noticed the name of novice wood cutter Meng Aläthonrel "Boltexit" ... he's at the archery range now :)
And a former military dwarf who's now on maternity leave (two babies): ?mzasit. Speakknives. 'Traditional education', anyone? :)
Post by: Bryan Baywood on March 23, 2008, 12:14:00 am
Female macedwarf in adventure mode.
I skipped through funnier names, but I can't remember them.
EDIT: Actually, wait... That one died. And my next one has an even worse name:
Kubuk Dikesquirts
So very obscene. Textporn!
EDIT EDIT: Oh. Here's another naughty one.
Dipug Pantsquest
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Post by: brainfire on March 23, 2008, 06:09:00 pm
Current fortress: Idbiban, "Rockballs". Hells yeah we're hardcore.
Post by: Cthulhu on March 26, 2008, 05:15:00 pm
My new newest adventurer is named Tul Boylures.
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Post by: Sithlordz on March 28, 2008, 01:13:00 pm
Post by: Kagus on March 28, 2008, 01:17:00 pm
Dark Goblin Fortress:
"The Plaited Finger of Beans"
Tundra:
"The Blizzard of Lobsters"
Cave:
"Snotechoes" (not exactly, but I can't remember the original)
Post by: Tayrin on March 28, 2008, 03:31:00 pm
Post by: Sithlordz on March 28, 2008, 05:37:00 pm
Post by: Thingy Master on March 28, 2008, 07:19:00 pm
"Rinih Munchbed the Dish of Greenness"
Post by: Cthulhu on March 29, 2008, 02:49:00 pm
Free Muffin to anyone who gets the reference.
Post by: Boksi on March 29, 2008, 03:50:00 pm
If it weren't for his awesome squad name, I'd rather forget him. His squad, which he commands, is named The Mechanisms Of Defense. Way better than The Plaited Irons or whatever the others were.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 29, 2008, 04:37:00 pm
I was also quite amused to find out (after my demise) that I have become an enemy of The Splattered Crotch...
Post by: Haven on March 30, 2008, 01:50:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Anfold:
<STRONG>
EDIT: Found a brook in the mountains called The Imperial Sewers. Considering starting a fortress that uses bottled water as its main export....
</STRONG>
*Is tempted to make a clone of Oblivion's Imperial City on that one...*
You know, I don't really get many funny names. Only one of note was the mayor of my pocket town, Mayor Squeezedskinny.
Post by: Kaelem Gaen on March 30, 2008, 02:23:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Tayrin:
<STRONG>Ijat the Lustful Puke was a deity that occurs in the myths of the Confederations of Theater. Ijat the Lustful Puke was most often depicted as a male human and was associated with depravity and lust.</STRONG>
Also, less well known as the God of Super-models.
In all honesty Bulimia isn't a joke, but I couldn't pass that up.
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Post by: AlienChickenPie on March 30, 2008, 04:20:00 pm
Sadly, his (or her? I don't remember) axe wasn't made of tin.
Post by: Abyss on April 01, 2008, 09:57:00 pm
Oh, and she was a girl too.
Post by: Norrock on April 02, 2008, 11:07:00 pm
i just got another one named Tumorblockade...Can't wait to see how this turns out.
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Post by: Kagus on April 03, 2008, 05:52:00 am
Post by: Kyselina on April 03, 2008, 07:16:00 am
Post by: Norrock on April 03, 2008, 08:32:00 pm
Bladebarbs the angry imprisoned
Starts out great doesn't it? here's the last part.
Anus-pearls.
Bladebarbs the angry imprisoned anus-pearls. Sigh.
Post by: Kronos on April 04, 2008, 04:23:00 pm
Post by: gurra_geban on April 04, 2008, 05:34:00 pm
Post by: Patarak on April 05, 2008, 12:16:00 am
Post by: PTTG?? on April 05, 2008, 01:18:00 am
"The Cat of Worship"
"The Firey Vale" : Very, very accurate.
The Hairy Tulips, right next to the accurately named "Woodenshaft"
"The Fabulous Fountain" it's just famtastic.
"Roarrulled the Massive Glitter" : I imagine a catastrophic fall of giant steel confetti
"The Immortal Oak" : This pine is wrong on two accounts!
Post by: Bullion on April 05, 2008, 07:25:00 am
Rope was associated with Discipline and punishment.
rope was normally depicted as a female human.
Seriously.
Post by: Norrock on April 05, 2008, 01:26:00 pm
It's made all the better by the fact that I was talking to a goblin master thief.
Post by: Kronos on April 07, 2008, 08:57:00 pm
I'm worried about the kids in my fortress.
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Post by: Untelligent on April 09, 2008, 06:43:00 pm
Some names from historical figures in the world I just created:
-Obok Releasepaper
...Judging from his name, he was either a criminal or a jailer's secretary. He worshipped the god of forgiveness, so probably the former.
-Limul Paddlecobras
...I wonder what his job was?
-Ale
...The name of an Elven god/force. Not surprising, since it translates as "leaf," but still...
-Zoku Fliercontest
...A human god of Youth. Stupid kids...
-Mori Typhoonmined
...Sounds difficult.
-Pethit Oatbunny
...what?
-Shama Submergedleopard
...Easily the best way to get rid of the goddamn cats.
-Mita Granitesnack
...Sounds hard on the teeth.
-Nikom Wordypointy
...Not a fun guy to argue with.
-Stozu Spiderdevil
...A demon. Seems fitting; if not to this guy, then to some other thing.
-Udib Boarshields
...Interesting tactic.
-Osman Sensualball
...O_o
-Ngilsho Severedie
...no comment.
-Ongu Beerscalded
...and that's exactly why you shouldn't leave your drink by the smelters while you go take a dump.
-Begu the Droopy Sponge
...Human god of families.
-Irum Drinkpaddle the Oar of Squids
...Wait, what's he drinking?
-Epxa Reknownedsmoothness
...Had ten kids. O_o
-Jalew Glorybowels
...Inventor of the Dwarven Laxative?
-Mesm Clenchproblem
...Might want to ask Jalew Glorybowels about that.
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Post by: Jay on April 09, 2008, 07:11:00 pm
He was wearing a full adamantine set, hence the Geared part.
Just pure awesome.
Post by: PTTG?? on April 09, 2008, 08:07:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Untelligent:
<STRONG>
...
-Jalew Glorybowels
...Inventor of the Dwarven Laxative?-Mesm Clenchproblem
...Might want to ask Jalew Glorybowels about that.
</STRONG>
Humor is all in timing and spacing. This was a wonderful example.
Post by: Okenido on April 10, 2008, 07:40:00 pm
Post by: MathijsBuster on April 12, 2008, 08:42:00 am
That made me laugh out loud.
Post by: Gibbles on April 17, 2008, 10:57:00 am
'nuff said.
Post by: Sowelu on April 18, 2008, 02:25:00 am
It is a superiorly designed image of Logem Healerworks the dwarf by Logem Healerworks. Logem Healerworks is engraving. The artwork relates to the masterful engraving "The Golden Inch" created by Logem Healerworks for The Blowing Papers at Gaterocks in the late spring of 1053.
Named... "The Immortal Nuts."
Yeah, I guess he'd NEED huge ones to engrave a picture of how great he is at engraving.
Post by: Gibbles on April 18, 2008, 08:45:00 am
lol wut?
Post by: Lobsta on April 18, 2008, 11:55:00 am
Post by: FluffyToast J on April 21, 2008, 05:34:00 am
Post by: gerkinzola on April 21, 2008, 10:23:00 am
Ras Ebekomo Mim Tunul "Ras Labouredbell the Handle of Dikes"
Leteng Rilemosod "Leteng the Youthful Bone"
Post by: gerkinzola on April 21, 2008, 10:25:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Sowelu:
<STRONG>sigh. I never thought I'd post this here. It's a piece of art. First, the description:It is a superiorly designed image of Logem Healerworks the dwarf by Logem Healerworks. Logem Healerworks is engraving. The artwork relates to the masterful engraving "The Golden Inch" created by Logem Healerworks for The Blowing Papers at Gaterocks in the late spring of 1053.
Named... "The Immortal Nuts."
Yeah, I guess he'd NEED huge ones to engrave a picture of how great he is at engraving.</STRONG>
I'd say he'd need Immortal nuts to compensate for "The Golden Inch"
Post by: Jay on April 21, 2008, 06:06:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by gerkinzola:
<STRONG>I'd say he'd need Immortal nuts to compensate for "The Golden Inch"</STRONG>
Haaaaaa.
Also...
Fortressale the Abbey of Legends
I wonder how many legendaries I'll have coming out of this place?
Post by: Kyselina on April 22, 2008, 07:24:00 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 23, 2008, 10:53:00 am
Made me want to mod in a 5-iron for a weapon...
Post by: Greiger on April 23, 2008, 03:44:00 pm
(Fal ken Sebben: Haha! Fart jokes.)
Dixil Cheerfuljuggler
(Civ leader. Worked his way up the corporate ladder from jester)
Kammat Openriddled
(Civ leader. Dixil Cheerfuljuggler's son. I'm serious.)
Stinth„d Mutelancer...Worshipped Bebmal the Speechlessness of Quiescence
(so is that why he's a mute lancer?)
Ozo the Most Axe, red dragon: fire, war
(Can't get much more nonsensical than that.)
Post by: Jay on April 23, 2008, 06:16:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Greiger:
<STRONG>I¤i Naturewinds
(Fal ken Sebben: Haha! Fart jokes.)
</STRONG>
I don't want to nitpick on your old-cartoon reference, but... His name is actually Falcon Seven.
Now, when they revisited that show (Harvey Birdman: Attourney At Law), he became PHIL Ken Sebben, but that's a different story.
None of these had their labors changed. They are exactly as they were generated by the game (they were all immigrants) except for the nobles. Them I had to set, of course.
Ustath Lovedtrade - My broker. Who knew?
Monom Tomestattoo - My engraver. I suppose it fits, he did have to engrave my tombs...
Iteb Tombmeets - Coincidence, as he died the minute I assigned him a sarcophagus.
Zuntir Gearedheated - My armorsmith. Figures.
Adil Earthenrock - Is that even possible? He was my miner, though.
Lorbam Sizzlehelms - Zuntir Gearedheated's apprentice.
Imush Diamondpolishes - My gem cutter.
Zulban Beachships - He was my pump operator.
Iteb Glazeseal - Glassmaker. Odd.
Lolor Boltedraked - Ran from the ambush that killed Iteb Tombmeets.
Iton Crylabored - A baby, who I assume cried while his mother worked.
Aban Workerclasp - Fortress manager, tasked with keeping my dwarves busy.
Mistem Lettersanctums - Mayor.
Atir Ceilingshot - Bone Carver, but Marksman all the same.
Edem Nightlabors - I suppose he was an insomniac.
Solon Basementslide - He collapsed the fort's basement.
Monom Roadtaught - Must've taught the other dwarves while they were on their way here.
Atir Quakepapers - Bookkeeper.
Atir Tombsdreams - Mandated the construction of ten sarcophagi during his term as mayor.
Likot Papercrater - He must not like the Atir Quakepapers very much.
Sibrek Boltscries - He made all the bolts for Atir Ceilingshot.
Tobul Lashedlens - Must not like being seen on camera.
Ablel Flierrelics - Threw my fort's first artifact into the magma. Then I sent him onto a raising drawbridge with my second artifact, a mechanism, inside. You can guess what happened.
Zefon Quakeinks - Must be Atir Quakepaper's assistant.
Doren Canyonstasis - Fell down a cliff and was permanently paralyzed.
Heh, my entire fort has good names.
Post by: Trollvottel on April 24, 2008, 05:07:00 am
and found that their squad is called "The Sacks of Secreting".
Post by: Greiger on April 25, 2008, 11:04:00 am
I genned another world but I didn't get any good names this time. Just a demon named "Sad the Funeral of Heating".
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Post by: Fualkner on April 25, 2008, 09:22:00 pm
And a ocean called the Waters of Drink.
Post by: Asehujiko on April 29, 2008, 01:32:00 pm
A cook named Roastbreakfast. mmmmm.
And the reason why you must always check you group name before embarking: "The Bejeweled Anus"
Post by: Kagus on April 29, 2008, 01:43:00 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 29, 2008, 02:07:00 pm
Post by: Kyselina on April 30, 2008, 01:19:00 am
Post by: Kagus on April 30, 2008, 02:42:00 am
Post by: Asehujiko on April 30, 2008, 03:25:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Sean Mirrsen:
<STRONG>I keep hearing people say they got "anus" in their group/fort/dwarf/migrant name, and I can't help but wonder, because "anus" is in the "UNTOWARD" symbol group, and the dwarven civ culls that symbol group by default...</STRONG>
I disabled all the culling and selecting so that i don't have to fight 30 gobs with "death" in their name at the same time. Hence the rude words in odd places.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 30, 2008, 04:03:00 pm
I myself also do such vile things, but I prefer not to advertise the results. There was that one "The Spewing Anus" volcano I got, so I decided such things are better kept away from people with powerful imagination.
I do like that minotaur civ's name I got, "The Violent Puke". Sounds like they invented an alternative to a battlecry to instill fear into the hearts of their enemies. Or have them burst from laughing, I don't know.
Post by: Ghostpaw on April 30, 2008, 10:00:00 pm
I did however get a cool world name. "The Eternal Planet". Very nice.
Post by: Ghostpaw on May 01, 2008, 02:00:00 am
Shessat Neniori, human: We are in Reclusenight.
Shessat Neniori, human: There is a temple to Sahthet Nightterror the Rumored Thief there named The Hateful Shrine.
èzum Tomêmmûthkat, Hammerdwarf: I am here to discuss serving your cause.
Shessat Neniori, human: I'm flattered, but I have no need for you.
Shessat Neniori, human: The Ungodly Sect might have a task for you.
Shessat Neniori, human: Seek out Stalcon Neutraltrampled here in Reclusenight at The Hateful Shrine.
The Hateful Shrine? The Ungodly Sect? Makes sense to me.
Post by: Kyselina on May 01, 2008, 02:00:00 am
Post by: Ghostpaw on May 01, 2008, 02:13:00 am
Fatáb Furianba, Guard: Hello, dwarf. I am Fatáb Kissedgirl.
0.o
Post by: Ghostpaw on May 01, 2008, 02:16:00 am
Shato Rusnainut, human: We are in Reclusenight.
Shato Rusnainut, human: There is a great keep there named The Palace of Disembowelers.
Post by: Loctavus on May 01, 2008, 07:33:00 am
The Plains of Pantomiming
I skipped over this name by accident, but it was Layla Orblicks, human female
and the one I settled on :
Perin ScaldedOrbs.
I think I'll take him on a killing spree.
Post by: PotatoMuncher on May 02, 2008, 12:04:00 am
Lol
Edit: No, the funniest one I found is "Mosus Drunkengorge"
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Post by: mikefictiti0us on May 02, 2008, 02:38:00 am
Post by: Jetman123 on May 05, 2008, 02:23:00 pm
... I don't know what the hell they were thinking when they named THAT one.
Post by: Ghostpaw on May 08, 2008, 06:35:00 pm
Post by: Asehujiko on May 09, 2008, 03:30:00 am
Post by: Duke 2.0 on May 09, 2008, 08:47:00 am
Needless to say, many an adventurer died there and made quite the corpse spike garden.
Post by: Ghostpaw on May 10, 2008, 09:43:00 pm
PastimeBear and elven retreat
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 11, 2008, 02:58:00 pm
Post by: Asehujiko on May 13, 2008, 04:32:00 am
Edit: From the same forest retreat: Vileabyss
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Post by: sir diesalot on May 13, 2008, 11:15:00 am
Post by: Frelock on May 13, 2008, 05:43:00 pm
Post by: Jetman123 on May 16, 2008, 02:38:00 pm
Slappedbusts.
Someone quipped on another IRC channel I frequent: "Is her first name Sally?"
Post by: Lord Snow on May 19, 2008, 07:21:00 pm
Imec Burnwinter, "the livid days of craziness"! Great title for an adventurer that started with no equipment (too much wrestling, i guess) and is by now crippling goblin knees left and right while casually walking through their fortresses.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on May 21, 2008, 10:51:00 pm
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Post by: Asehujiko on May 26, 2008, 09:30:00 am
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Post by: Dareon Clearwater on May 31, 2008, 04:49:00 am
So I play along for a while, just slashing wolves and flinging rocks at them, then I decide to take on a goblin tower. Halfway through, I notice I've gained a title. ..."The Fondled Nadir". Yup, he's a gigolo.
(For those in need of the definition, a "nadir" is the bottom or lowest point of something. Usually refers to the position of a celestial body, but if you define it as "bottom"... yeah.)
Post by: chaoticag on May 31, 2008, 11:38:00 am
quote:
Originally posted by Loctavus:
<STRONG>Perin ScaldedOrbs.
I think I'll take him on a killing spree.</STRONG>
Change her last name to aybara and give her an axe! (Wheel of time reference)
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Post by: Cthulhu on May 31, 2008, 12:05:00 pm
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Post by: Kagus on May 31, 2008, 02:09:00 pm
Post by: weirdbeard on May 31, 2008, 02:26:00 pm
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/84/lifeisinawordpregnancyoc9.png)
Post by: Cthulhu on May 31, 2008, 02:53:00 pm
quote:
Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>I guess it didn't get better.</STRONG>
I see what you did there.
Post by: Asehujiko on May 31, 2008, 03:19:00 pm
Dastot Siegepioneer, baronnes.
I think we finaly have the awnser to how the gobs only attack in full force if royalty shows up.
Post by: Arcalane on June 01, 2008, 01:14:00 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on June 02, 2008, 08:20:00 am
lol wut
Post by: Bullion on June 02, 2008, 08:58:00 am
Made me chuckle.
Post by: Rob Allen on June 02, 2008, 11:30:00 am
Post by: LegacyTyphoon on June 03, 2008, 04:26:00 am
Post by: chaoticag on June 03, 2008, 11:56:00 am
DF spoonerism at last (head feather)
A platinum bed encrusted with bituminous coal and sard,
Decorated with cave spider silk and encircled with bands of platinum, turtle bone and sard.
Has hanging rings of sardonix and meneces with spikes of steel!
It has goblins fighting dwarves on it.
... I dare you to sleep on it :D
Post by: Dareon Clearwater on June 07, 2008, 06:49:00 am
Edit: His lower body just exploded in gore, a cyclops is now wearing his dangling glories on her knuckles.
[ June 07, 2008: Message edited by: Dareon Clearwater ]
Post by: Ghostpaw on June 07, 2008, 06:32:00 pm
Post by: Elitay on June 07, 2008, 07:01:00 pm
Dwarven Mother*:No, Olin! Put down that crayon!
*Or father. Who can tell anyways?
Post by: Calessa Lynn Orphiel on June 07, 2008, 10:14:00 pm
Post by: Aqizzar on June 08, 2008, 12:06:00 am
On whose breasts were the price of pale ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
It was also written in braille
Sorry, but you know, it's an Innjoke...
[EDIT]I had no idea this was going to be TOTP. I'm even more sorry.
[ June 08, 2008: Message edited by: Aqizzar ]
Post by: Kormu on June 08, 2008, 12:26:00 pm
I don't think i want to visit that palace...
Post by: Untelligent on June 10, 2008, 08:17:00 pm
The Blown Handles. ...What the hell?
Namedcity. Seems like we have a complete lack of inspiration here...
Battlepaddles. ...So, anyone else here play Kingdom of Loathing?
Clenchshoots. Oh god, not MORE diarrhea...
Catbolt. Great idea, I should try that sometime.
[ June 10, 2008: Message edited by: Untelligent ]
Post by: Ethynar on June 10, 2008, 10:19:00 pm
The other day, I started my adventurer. "Scarlet Polishedaunt".
I spoke to the mayor of "Handysquashed".
He gave me a quest on behalf of "The Special Society".
I was to go into "The Complex Labyrinth of Caves" to slay "Olof Orangeburger" the cyclops.
I want an orange burger... :(
Post by: Lancer on June 11, 2008, 12:38:00 am
Post by: MaxVance on June 11, 2008, 12:38:00 am
After looting a just-abandoned fort and gathering a full set of adamantine weapons and armor (the fort was made to only do this), then slaughtering dozens of goblins, I got a title. My full name? Bomrek Axepeaceful the War-Strike of Flights.
Post by: firecrystal on June 11, 2008, 06:09:00 pm
Post by: Loctavus on June 11, 2008, 11:49:00 pm
Post by: Seirgon on June 12, 2008, 11:02:00 am
Post by: chaoticag on June 12, 2008, 11:28:00 pm
the assaulted dikes: It only has a guy in it though.
The swords of squashing: "only use the blunt side!"
The battles of oiling: those hinges can get reaally squeeky
The diamond nuts: "so you got balls of steel, eh..."
Civs&sites
The cage-sect of organizations: They must live out their lives in tiny boxes, placed in a neat square...
The yellow animal: Yes, they are Elves...
The Kingdom of Neutralizing: Those silly humans, using fancy words when "killing" is perfectly fine.
The Dark Fortress of Bad Bait: honestly, I think this one speaks for itself.
Thats about it, and since the internet is back, I shall continue to terrorize the forums with my horrible jokes.
Post by: Zonk on June 13, 2008, 03:00:00 am
The Dune of Fire: Almost the opposite of the above. This is a freezing wasteland.
The Somber Swamps & The Severe Seas: The former is just south of the latter. Fun!
The Ambigous Sensual Swamps: Emh...BOTH Ambigous and Sensual? That's too much...
Fields of Mold: Sinister/haunted savanna. Just...gross. I'm picturing a large plain made of bread with ugly mold growing on it, eww.
Sea of Songs: Makes me think it's full of sirens...
Winter of Suicide: Freezing, terryfing hills. Eww.
[ June 13, 2008: Message edited by: Zonk ]
Post by: Asehujiko on June 13, 2008, 06:54:00 am
I hit the "random" button on ne name generation page atlease 150 times to get the first name and 20 kills later the rng ruined it with that excuse for a title.
Post by: Loctavus on June 19, 2008, 07:11:44 am
Isi Floorbrains a human queen
Lomoth Frogdinners - human king
The Chambers of Ransacking - Dwarven civ
Ithithe the Raven of Moistening - a river the elves worshipped apparently
Cusith Partnerwashed - human, married too
Post by: Klendt on June 19, 2008, 06:04:25 pm
Post by: Nonanonymous on June 20, 2008, 09:05:19 pm
He's acquired a title now, 'the Frosty Growl...' It just conjures images of Tony the Tiger for me.
Dusna Usluksmumub Snebgokudo -- Iron Earthchews the Frosty Growl.
Post by: Jetman123 on June 22, 2008, 05:08:46 am
Gentlemen, we have found the most ridicoulously inappropriate random name ever, on a male Play Now kobold in the Martial Arts Mod.
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6858/dffunnynamelf4.gif)
Post by: Asehujiko on June 22, 2008, 12:53:36 pm
Mouthclimax.
Gentlemen, we have found the most ridicoulously inappropriate random name ever, on a male Play Now kobold in the Martial Arts Mod.
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6858/dffunnynamelf4.gif)
This kobold's parents must have been alive when hammerers still used their teeth to kill when they lacked a hammer.
too bad you can't make your own battcries yet(it's a powergoal to do so however i think) but this would be an exelent us for "EAT YOUR FACE NOOB"
Post by: Kagus on June 22, 2008, 08:09:31 pm
Post by: Neoskel on June 23, 2008, 01:32:05 am
Post by: Lord Dullard on June 23, 2008, 06:43:26 pm
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Post by: Normandy on June 23, 2008, 07:58:15 pm
Now I see why so many people were slaughtered at it...
Post by: Kalimar on June 24, 2008, 12:15:54 am
Post by: Neoskel on June 24, 2008, 04:05:19 am
Post by: Jetman123 on June 24, 2008, 06:11:56 am
Post by: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on June 24, 2008, 09:06:02 am
Post by: Klendt on June 24, 2008, 03:10:53 pm
The name of this engraving, combined with the engraving itself, caused me to LOL. (Warning: contains HFS spoilers (sorta)!)Oh lord! Not the beard! Anything but the precious, life-giving beard!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: DarkMagnus on June 24, 2008, 03:12:32 pm
Hell yeah.
Post by: Nonanonymous on June 24, 2008, 09:19:13 pm
Post by: Slartibartfast on June 26, 2008, 02:24:45 pm
Post by: tp12 on June 26, 2008, 03:13:15 pm
The Fruity SocietyFR00T! :D!
Post by: Asehujiko on June 27, 2008, 09:21:31 am
Asehujiko, your mind is not nearly dirty enough.
It is, but biting somebody's head off is much cooler in this situation.
Post by: Nonanonymous on June 28, 2008, 11:36:50 am
Post by: Floirt on June 28, 2008, 07:44:53 pm
My latest fort is named Nobleroom. The starting group is called The Roof of Shooting.
Now, to find a way to shoot on nobles (preferably with a ballista, of course)...
Post by: Benitosimies on June 28, 2008, 09:51:04 pm
Post by: 1138 on June 29, 2008, 02:18:07 am
He didn't have a quest for me, just cried on my shoulder for an hour and then threw up.
Post by: KoE on June 30, 2008, 09:24:37 am
Once more, Griff assaults the fortress, this time sneakily ambushing all the way. About the time I get there, I realize that my weapon is missing. I also find one of the gobblers hanging around, and he notices me. As such, I learn how to wrestle first hand and strangle him to death. I keep looking around for my pike, and eventually encounter more baddies, all of whom go down thanks to my newfound martial wrestling might. I check my name, and I got an appropriate title for a pikeman.
'Griff Griffoncall, the Washed Spike of Glee'. If only I'd earned that with the pike and not wrestling moves. Anyway, I finally found my Iron Pike when I was trying to get a whip away from this goblin lasher.
It was stuck in my head. How in the hell that happened, I don't know. I wound up fleeing from the lasher, for the third time, and Griff had to stop and take care of this pike thing. If he yoinked it out and found himself braindead, oh well. Better than going around with a pike stuck in your head. He yoinked it out, and being the tough bloke he was, only bled for two steps. Emboldened, I guided Griff back into the dreaded goblin maw again. Armed with his pike and his new bold wrestling moves, he was ready for anything, right? Right?
Wrong. Goblin Crossbowman. He snuck up to within two tiles of it. Bolt pierced his right hand in the first exchange. There goes the pike. Oh well, wrestling, right? Griff grabbed the crossbow. He supposedly wrenched it away, according to the combat messages. But...
'The flying iron bolt pierces your head!'
Instant death. Griff Griffoncall the Washed Spike of Glee took a gleefully bloodwashed spike (bolt) right upside the head, where he'd only recently yoinked something much, much larger out.
Of course, all of this was in the foulest of goblin lairs; Spineincests, the bastion of The Lush Immorality. Among his victims were Malignedwets, Lightseduced, and Esteemincests. I can only assume the foul creature that shot him in the head was Goblin McBoltincesthead or somesuch.
Post by: Makrond on June 30, 2008, 09:31:49 am
The goblin probably threw the bolt at you. As for the pike... I wouldn't have a clue.
I once had a really funny desert name, but I can't for the life of me think what it was...
Post by: Asehujiko on June 30, 2008, 10:05:07 am
For those who never watched the movie, it's a 1vs1 gunfight at 2 feet distance where both people try to shoot eachother in the head while punching at the oppnonent's gun to avoid them doing the same.
Video with alot of plot spoilers here for everybody who already saw it or is not planning to do so. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CeHrq_Fs1vk&feature=related)
Post by: IAmTheRad on July 01, 2008, 01:25:14 am
'The Castle of Burning'
or
In 322, Alnos Creaturesscorches ruled from The Savior of Garlic of the Councils of Burning in Suppersrazors.
Post by: Awayfarer on July 02, 2008, 08:03:10 am
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2619801431_cd91a2da52_o.jpg)
He didn't have a quest for me, just cried on my shoulder for an hour and then threw up.
It's funny cause I've been there.
Post by: Jualin on July 02, 2008, 09:01:12 pm
There's just something about a god with a last name like Escortgloves.
Post by: Cthulhu on July 06, 2008, 07:04:50 pm
Better one, obscene, and obscenely coincidental.
Simin Manrivers. What are the odds of those coming together?
Post by: R1ck on July 06, 2008, 09:32:00 pm
Best Artifact: The Infinite Shriek of Saints. I guess they need a exorcist or something.
Also, Kon Decentbow: He was a human born in 777 and he ruled from the Purple Euphoria of the
Fabulous Coalition in Kissedgrooved. That guy had all the luck.
I also found a elf named Yarare Cheerfulgrowl and a store named the Joke of Good.
Post by: Skizelo on July 06, 2008, 10:42:57 pm
Best deity name ever: Ted. Just Ted. He was most often depicted as a lizard and associated with muck.Wasn't he in Sacrifice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacrifice_(computer_game))?
Post by: Logical2u on July 06, 2008, 11:29:41 pm
"Pitmine the Pointy Amusement" - an adamantine idol. How was it amusing? I don't really want to know.
"The Robust Disemboweler of Plaiting" - uhm, ew?
"Avuz the Heat of Caves" - associated with magma, whouddathunkit?
Post by: Kagus on July 06, 2008, 11:52:55 pm
Best deity name ever: Ted. Just Ted. He was most often depicted as a lizard and associated with muck.Wasn't he in Sacrifice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacrifice_(computer_game))?
No, no, you're thinking of James. The worm god.
James. The worm. Earthworm Jim. Took me a few years to figure it out, but boy did I ever figure it out when I did!
Well now that's a peculiar sentence....
Post by: Cthulhu on July 06, 2008, 11:58:56 pm
EDIT: This was a random name I just generated. Tode Bunnycarnages.
Post by: Aqizzar on July 07, 2008, 12:15:41 am
Also, Kon Decentbow: He was a human born in 777 and he ruled from the Purple Euphoria of the Fabulous Coalition in Kissedgrooved. That guy had all the luck.
When they say "and they lived happily ever after", they mean this guy's life.
The Fabulous Coalition would make a great name for a dance/house group.
Post by: Reasonableman on July 07, 2008, 12:42:33 am
On another note, I just recently had an adventurer named "Shadu Twinklefrenzies." Somehow, Jack Nicholson comes to mind.
"Heeeeeeres Urist!"
Post by: slMagnvox on July 07, 2008, 02:38:52 am
So, uh where'd you go on vacation?
You know, the stupid ocean.
Post by: Cthulhu on July 07, 2008, 09:39:33 am
Post by: Astus Ater on July 07, 2008, 01:28:07 pm
Post by: Footkerchief on July 08, 2008, 02:12:09 am
Yes, he really is that hardcore.
Post by: Xonara on July 08, 2008, 02:07:01 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on July 08, 2008, 02:36:54 pm
Post by: Klendt on July 08, 2008, 09:08:57 pm
There's a brook in my world next to a terrifying volcano called Fellblossom. Not funny, sounds like a really scary flower.
I never did get how trickling ankle-deep water in a pleasantly warm region could inspire fear while 50-meter-wide drowning-machines could be labelled as "serene".
Post by: Aqizzar on July 08, 2008, 09:46:47 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on July 08, 2008, 10:54:00 pm
Tode Bunnycarnages(That one was random)
Something Twilightbook(Pissed me off, I hate that book.)
Post by: Specialist290 on July 08, 2008, 11:16:02 pm
One of my earliest settlements was called the "Beertunnels of Creation."
I know I didn't make up that one, since that was before I figured out how to name stuff...
The founding group was called "Deepdwellers the Golden Cleft of Snails," and they hailed from "The Comedic Town."
Post by: Reasonableman on July 09, 2008, 12:50:20 am
Post by: Bullion on July 09, 2008, 06:15:41 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dominatrix Goddess.
Post by: IAmTheRad on July 10, 2008, 03:12:52 am
Post by: Hishan on July 10, 2008, 03:39:15 pm
Post by: Sprout on July 10, 2008, 05:51:02 pm
The tower is called Thiefcrotches.
That creates SO many nasty mental images.
Post by: Dragooble on July 11, 2008, 05:18:17 pm
The founding group was called "Deepdwellers the Golden Cleft of Snails," and they hailed from "The Comedic Town."
this is too big a coincidence too not be suspicious.
Post by: Klendt on July 12, 2008, 02:08:37 am
Lipi Playjuggled, human mayorThat brings to mind images of jiggling lipids. And man-boobs.
Recently, my adventurer joined a religeon solely for the god's name. Bewa the Gills of Washing, god of the seas and rains. A trout-god, as it happens. The monastic order's name was even better: The Lobster-sect of Moistening.
Post by: Aqizzar on July 12, 2008, 04:47:45 am
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7938/newbitmapimagebc9.png)
Nothing to do with his name, but I'd like to mention that this guy is a total puss. This is about to be the third batman he's owned with his bare hands since he arrived and he still can't get around the open chasm to my fortress. You'd think after all that he'd have grown a pair and just charged the giant cave swallow lounging on my porch.
Post by: Lord Byte on July 12, 2008, 09:27:25 am
(http://www.lordbyte.be/byte/ultimatedestroyer.jpg)
Post by: Dragooble on July 12, 2008, 08:36:05 pm
her parents must think they have a sense of humor :P
EDIT: on a side note according to cata evilwraths (awesome name ;D) in 1049 imila pleatedsloths entered the priesthood of the ruthless cathedral of the doctrine of drool in pitsounded
Post by: notxmania on July 13, 2008, 10:00:19 am
Sounds like jerry springer.
Post by: Strangething on July 14, 2008, 02:47:34 pm
Post by: Untelligent on July 14, 2008, 04:50:32 pm
I love the new version. Also:
-In 123, Furi Spoonscoops settled in Roadpokes.
-In 21, the son of a founding dwarf was slain by a giant in The Deep of Heroes. The fallen dwarf's name? Olin Cactuspaddled.
-Two caves named The Dark Deep. TWO.
-Speaking of caves... "Arrowcaverns the Amusing Coincidences."
Post by: DwarfMan69 on July 14, 2008, 05:26:48 pm
Post by: Davion on July 14, 2008, 09:27:19 pm
The Unspeakable Bastion
The God-forsaken Fortress
The Glum Bridge
The Palace of Lies
There's also a town called Skirtbutter.
Post by: Nonanonymous on July 14, 2008, 09:55:32 pm
Post by: LumenPlacidum on July 15, 2008, 12:36:23 am
In 13, Aslot Dunehate the Wild Pregnancy of Incest became a guard of The Splattered Sins.
In 18, Aslot Dunehate the Wild Pregnancy of Incest gave birth to Utes Monstrousbodice the Vision of Requiring, her only daughter.
So much awful on this one legends page.
Post by: LrZeph on July 15, 2008, 09:16:09 am
and a Suicide girl
Post by: Neoptolemus on July 15, 2008, 11:59:07 am
EDIT: Perhaps not. It's a place of "great evil". I'm willing to bet this Apuk's idea of "evil" differs from mine in many crucial ways.
Post by: Untelligent on July 15, 2008, 01:11:57 pm
In 15, Sog struck down Sahthet Trampleclobbered.
In 232, Nako Stupidhated took up residence in The Disloyal Towers in Nudescourges.
A human girl named Stredac Ballrubs.
In 285, Atho Clinchedcuddles became a member of The Denomination of Squeezing.
Two of the human religions: The Sect of Mold and The Coven of Mold.
Post by: Astus Ater on July 15, 2008, 01:41:05 pm
...oh my.
Post by: Untelligent on July 15, 2008, 01:58:31 pm
Post by: Astus Ater on July 15, 2008, 02:17:35 pm
Post by: Viserion on July 16, 2008, 08:22:13 am
'Beerdeath'
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 16, 2008, 09:06:45 am
I've got Nelara Belchmurders the Mists of Mystery, zombie black dragon.
Post by: KoE on July 16, 2008, 10:29:15 am
Post by: Mastatsan on July 16, 2008, 01:21:39 pm
Maybe she knows ways to get cheap drinks, or something...
Post by: Nonanonymous on July 16, 2008, 01:30:55 pm
Post by: Nonanonymous on July 16, 2008, 10:30:06 pm
Also from the same civ, the Ungodly Palace of Malice. I like the rhyme of it.
Edit: Argh, double post. I could have sworn someone else had replied already.
Post by: KoE on July 16, 2008, 10:59:39 pm
Also went on a random-fortress-name-generating rampage and got a couple of interesting ones.
Swallowfloor - sounds like my first experience with skylights and semi-constant caveins.
Clubpaddles - Just seems funny 'cause they're essentially the same thing.
Post by: Sylverone on July 17, 2008, 02:36:50 am
Uromxugot Asri "The Purple Block of Blazes" - an artwork featuring four demons, carved in willow
Romorope "The Common Pattern" - "It is a finely designed image of waves in Alder."
"The Aching Tummies" - A finely designed image of dwarves traveling
"The Skewers of Idleness" - A well-designed image of two ballista arrows
"The Admiration of Admiring" - An image of broad crosses
Cool/Serious:
"The Ashen Jungles"
"The Field of Pines"
"Lightningclaps" - the name of a giant
Teshil "Thunderblood" - an adventurer
"The Long Molten Memory-Desert of Stars" - Appropriately, a desert
Jubulesno Bekat "The Sable Forest of Fells"
The Coolest:
Tosidnoglesh "The Armored Savages" - Stukos "Sharkhelms" dwarven military squad
Post by: Mastatsan on July 17, 2008, 04:03:26 am
Also, to the person above me... "Field of Pines" is a serious name? Sounds kinda like polar opposites to me.
Post by: RebelZhouYuWu on July 17, 2008, 04:48:41 am
Post by: Naze on July 17, 2008, 05:02:41 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 17, 2008, 06:25:42 am
I can't think of any better fitting names. It's still a bug though.
Post by: Cthulhu on July 17, 2008, 07:49:37 am
Post by: Loctavus on July 17, 2008, 08:50:31 am
The Pillars of Denting
The Ones of Anguish
The Bristles of Beer
I especially like that last one, brings to mind screaming, unshaven axedwarves drunk on dwarven ale.
Post by: Harlemagne on July 17, 2008, 02:27:50 pm
My guess is that he is adventuring to find his father. ;)
Post by: Untelligent on July 17, 2008, 05:27:03 pm
Post by: Sylverone on July 18, 2008, 04:27:47 am
>>Funny:
"Ozud Hexyells the Dutiful Magician", goblin
"Werestokers", a dark fortress (For some reason, I laughed at this one)
"Asiz Gleamrenowned the Years of Domination", cyclops (This one had a modest history of pillaging)
"Spatteredmachine", a mountain fortress
Owner: The Trampled Wheels, dwarves
Parent Civ: The Mechanical Sack, dwarves
Leader: Kogan Cloisterclinch, dwarf
33 dwarves
"The Innocent Mine", a cave
3 giants (!!irony!!)
5 naked mole dogs
384 bats
327 cave spiders
>>Cool:
"Cloudshadows the Greatest Nightmare", a cave
"The First Deep", a cave
"Blazedhollow the Diminished Yell", a cave (By the time you reach the bottom, no one will be able to hear you scream...)
"The Crevice of Impunity", a cave
"Eno SteelFlesh", a human adventurer (Brutally destroyed by a giant)
Post by: Jinxed Captain Morgan on July 20, 2008, 08:54:22 am
Seto Soarnuts - Male Human
Post by: AlanL on July 21, 2008, 12:31:21 am
Post by: CyberCube on July 21, 2008, 09:58:04 pm
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Oddom Alathmusod has become a Recruit.
Squad "The Mechanical Bowels" has been disbanded.I've also seen entities named "The Dawn of Radiance" (Fire Emblem FTW!) and "The Coalition of Dinner", as well as a kitten conveniently named Catten.
Post by: Cthulhu on July 21, 2008, 10:05:14 pm
Comrades!
Post by: Reasonableman on July 21, 2008, 10:16:43 pm
My current fortress was randomly named IronCertain.
Comrades!
Don't let the capitalist pig-dogs deceive you, comrade! It is a wall for your protection from their evil, capitalist ways!
Post by: Moron on July 22, 2008, 09:55:34 am
The last fort I played in 38c, my group was called The Tombs of Raining, and the first fort in a newly created world in 39, the group is The Tombs of Reigning.
Post by: Nonanonymous on July 23, 2008, 12:11:17 am
"The Age of Thunderdome." Unfortunately, this refers to a megabeast, not post-apocalyptic dispute resolutions.
"Slet Bristlebridge the Absolute Fungi of Touching." That's just bizarre...
Post by: Syreal on July 23, 2008, 01:23:00 pm
Laci? The question is: is that pronounced "Lack-eye" or "Lacy"? Armok knows.
Post by: umiman on July 23, 2008, 01:25:21 pm
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Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 23, 2008, 01:34:00 pm
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Post by: firecrystal on July 23, 2008, 11:45:22 pm
On closer examination of the same world, it also has an Armor Store called The Diamond Defense. That's gotta be good for business.
...On the other hand, the world also plays host to "The Climax of Moths," a mead hall.
There's also a place I'm reminded of in a world I once visited. It was a solitary square of hillside in the middle of a dense jungle. Appropriately, it was named "The Lost Hill."
Post by: Moron on July 26, 2008, 06:29:44 am
Post by: d3c0y2 on July 26, 2008, 02:43:32 pm
all fear mighty pants!
Post by: Cthulhu on July 26, 2008, 03:06:48 pm
Awesome demon name in one of my more recent worlds: Atu Menacedungeon the Torrid Crypts of Sin.
On closer examination of the same world, it also has an Armor Store called The Diamond Defense. That's gotta be good for business.
...On the other hand, the world also plays host to "The Climax of Moths," a mead hall.
There's also a place I'm reminded of in a world I once visited. It was a solitary square of hillside in the middle of a dense jungle. Appropriately, it was named "The Lost Hill."
I had a single tile with a Lost name too, I think it was a jungle.
HFS?
Post by: Astus Ater on July 26, 2008, 04:45:13 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on July 26, 2008, 07:53:01 pm
on a routine expedition
met the greatest HFS ever known!
High on the rapids
It struck their tiny =Raft=
And plunged them a thousand Z-levels below!
To the Laaaaaaaand of the Lost!
(Hit me while I was looking at the word "The Lost Hill". Seemed much more on topic when I wrote it.
Post by: Deon on July 28, 2008, 06:30:32 am
Image:
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Post by: Makrond on July 28, 2008, 05:37:53 pm
Post by: Kishmond on July 28, 2008, 09:21:49 pm
(A human town.)
Post by: Syreal on July 28, 2008, 09:27:47 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on July 28, 2008, 09:34:16 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 29, 2008, 01:12:04 am
cave - The Depths of Disemboweling
war - Assault of attacking
Post by: chaoticag on July 29, 2008, 05:45:22 am
It's so big! It'll take all night to polish!
I remember that clearly, but I'm suprised that that book in oblivion was an easter egg.
Post by: Cthulhu on July 29, 2008, 12:15:06 pm
Post by: Reasonableman on July 29, 2008, 12:27:09 pm
Isn't that book what got the game an M Rating?
Nah, there was a bare-breasted texture for the womenfolk hidden somewhere on the disk, so even though it isn't in the game naturally they had to up the rating.
Post by: AlienChickenPie on July 29, 2008, 01:59:07 pm
Post by: Syreal on July 29, 2008, 05:47:49 pm
It's so big! It'll take all night to polish!
Lol. In Morrowind, you could talk to the guy who wrote the play. His name was Cosades Cassius. He was gay. It was weird.
Post by: d3c0y2 on July 29, 2008, 06:15:25 pm
I was like "shes only polishing a spear, whats so rude about this."
2002 was so long ago now.
Post by: chaoticag on July 30, 2008, 02:05:56 pm
By the way, does anyone know if God-Forsaken is one word?
Post by: umiman on July 30, 2008, 03:33:44 pm
Sinur Dragonmaster.
In other words:
Master Dragonmaster.
Post by: Kanil on July 30, 2008, 03:45:07 pm
His name is Crassius Curio. Uncle Crassius.
Caius Cosades is your first contact in the Blades, he gives you his pants.
I'm ashamed to admit I remember this.
Post by: AlienChickenPie on July 31, 2008, 09:42:37 am
Post by: Astus Ater on August 01, 2008, 08:05:25 pm
Met a human named Sinur Tamunsinur.
Sinur Dragonmaster.
In other words:
Master Dragonmaster.
Fight to the Death: Master Dragonmaster, vs. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
Who will win in the contest of most badass name?
Post by: PTTG?? on August 01, 2008, 08:27:15 pm
Met a human named Sinur Tamunsinur.
Sinur Dragonmaster.
In other words:
Master Dragonmaster.
Fight to the Death: Master Dragonmaster, vs. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
Who will win in the contest of most badass name?
I made an adventurer named Max Fightmaster in dwarfish. He utterly, utterly powned all the animals- I think the game recognised his name.
Post by: PTTG?? on August 06, 2008, 12:35:17 pm
Post by: Shadowkire on August 07, 2008, 12:28:17 am
Post by: Reasonableman on August 07, 2008, 12:37:54 am
Human adventurer: Gelu Citysmoothness
Wait, is that a play on city slicker? Oh, you rascal, you.
Post by: DeadorK on August 07, 2008, 08:08:10 am
Post by: chaoticag on August 08, 2008, 03:48:50 pm
boy those gobbos hit the elves where it hurts!
Edit: found a dwarf called thickut urnattic the thrower of allies
Post by: R1ck on August 08, 2008, 10:09:59 pm
A human named Serid Plotmysteries who was the shopkeeper of the combat of palisades.
A kobold named Jeebus. Would have been an even awesomer deity name...
A human named Adre Matchbooks who was eventually killed and eaten by an elf. I hope the elf got heartburn.
Also, a goblin named Stosbub HatedBewitched and a human named Ngoso WickedSucked. They really didn't like stories about witches.
Some funny stores:
The Nest of Woman: A clothing store.
The Sunny Bunnies: Also a clothing store.
And finally, The Fortunate Fortification, a armour store. Yes, it was fortunate that you bought some armour.
Post by: Ryo on August 09, 2008, 09:27:16 am
She must be a terrible counseller if she causes suicide...
Post by: Nonanonymous on August 09, 2008, 10:46:51 am
Post by: Torak on August 10, 2008, 03:22:04 pm
I made him fight a bear.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on August 10, 2008, 04:04:45 pm
Post by: Nonanonymous on August 10, 2008, 04:44:31 pm
Engraved on the wall is a superiorly designed image of drunk humans.
And...
Bosa Gex, "The Dungeon of Jugglers."
Engraved on the wall is a superiorly designed image of two spiked balls.
Post by: Plank of Wood on August 10, 2008, 04:49:07 pm
Post by: Jetman123 on August 10, 2008, 11:19:32 pm
"Palace of Incest"
I don't want to see the resulting royal family that lives THERE.
Post by: Ryo on August 11, 2008, 03:49:07 pm
Looking at a battle in legends, I noticed this:
"In 49, the demon Ngom Vicejackals the Fire of Ash devoured the human Ibu Inkromanced in The Nourishing Jungle."
Very nourishing indeed.
Post by: Brendan on August 11, 2008, 04:54:01 pm
First I have a giant desert scorpion named 'Ancientsavior'. It seems to have killed pretty much every hero who entered the desert. Savior of whom? ;D
Second I have a cave called 'The Infamous Cave'. It would be a fitting name, but...
Sedish„s, "The Infamous Cave", a cave
411 bats
309 cave spiders
I don't see what's so infamous about it ???
And for the outright funnies, I have:
The Lustful Shaft, a cave (I don't even wanna know :D)
The Lovely Cave of Directions ("How do I get to the capital from here?")
Incestbuttocks, a dark fortress (Again...don't wanna know...)
and 'Cateat', a town. It's human but I guess they have Dwarven tastes ;D
Post by: Nonanonymous on August 11, 2008, 07:13:24 pm
Post by: Kishmond on August 11, 2008, 11:13:01 pm
One thing about the RNG: Is it just me or is the word 'ink' or 'dye' coming up a whole lot?
Post by: Astus Ater on August 12, 2008, 02:22:27 am
Something tells me they were bitter rivals.
Post by: Ryo on August 12, 2008, 03:16:52 pm
Post by: zxvincentxz on August 13, 2008, 12:28:47 am
Post by: Creamcorn on August 13, 2008, 01:10:29 pm
Human(F) Gugo ServantVirgin.
Post by: olemars on August 13, 2008, 02:11:23 pm
In the same world there is a dark fortress named "Actionmonster", a demon known as "Obraz Witchmenaced the Dust of Devils", Ulash Wickedbad the god of Torture, Kitur Depressedworried the god of Misery, and my personal favourite:
"Stukos Roadmachine", current ruler of The Worthy Door.
Post by: hactar1 on August 13, 2008, 03:39:48 pm
Post by: Paul on August 15, 2008, 12:13:14 am
Looking in the language file, Nedor means crazy. Mad is another word for crazy. So he is a Mad Road Warrior. I'll nickname him Max.
Oh, man... this one is just weird. I just saw a goblin in legends named Smunstu Rankstank the Creamy Anus of Flowers.
Post by: Creamcorn on August 15, 2008, 08:01:21 pm
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Post by: Creamcorn on August 15, 2008, 08:24:56 pm
"The Radient of Naughtiness"
Funnier is that it is just a kapok, whatever that is.
Post by: DI7789 on August 15, 2008, 08:35:35 pm
Post by: Jay Kayell on August 16, 2008, 07:49:23 pm
Post by: 1138 on August 17, 2008, 12:16:23 am
Post by: Emperor_Jonathan on August 17, 2008, 01:17:06 am
It was called "The Random Ice."
Post by: A_Big_Bear on August 17, 2008, 02:06:28 am
Post by: Shadowkire on August 17, 2008, 03:43:52 am
Post by: Pii on August 17, 2008, 12:43:25 pm
Also, apparently one of my older marksdwarves is named Sarvesh Speechlessarrows.
Post by: Micr0 on August 17, 2008, 02:28:45 pm
I bet the entire Fortress' population is related.
Post by: Skid on August 17, 2008, 05:06:29 pm
I don't intend to fill my water skin anywhere within a large radius of there.
Post by: Nonanonymous on August 21, 2008, 12:06:15 am
That's got to have a great creation myth.
Post by: The Doctor on August 21, 2008, 12:33:02 am
My most... successful... fortress... EVAR!
Seriously, wtf?
Post by: Asehujiko on August 21, 2008, 01:37:35 pm
Post by: olemars on August 21, 2008, 02:11:49 pm
Brave Meng Floorpaper, hunter, decided immediately upon arrival at the fortress to go and wrestle with alligators. It did not go well.
Post by: Dragooble on August 21, 2008, 03:29:16 pm
Post by: Dareon Clearwater on August 23, 2008, 02:32:32 am
That's like three fart jokes in one.
Post by: Dragooble on August 23, 2008, 04:47:54 pm
Post by: Skid on August 24, 2008, 11:13:34 pm
Post by: Phant on August 25, 2008, 06:12:11 am
Post by: Jetman123 on August 25, 2008, 05:51:11 pm
Post by: Dragooble on August 25, 2008, 07:32:25 pm
Post by: ILikePie on August 27, 2008, 02:24:41 pm
And I think humans are starting to learn Hebrew, they had a deity named "Aba" the Hebrew word for father (although she was a woman :P)
Post by: Dareon Clearwater on August 27, 2008, 08:35:11 pm
Owner: The Demon of Stroking, goblins
Post by: Roundabout Lout on August 27, 2008, 08:40:40 pm
Post by: Dragooble on August 31, 2008, 04:30:43 pm
describes this thread near perfectly.
Post by: Kishmond on August 31, 2008, 05:48:27 pm
8)
Post by: Nonanonymous on August 31, 2008, 06:15:33 pm
Post by: Dragooble on August 31, 2008, 06:24:02 pm
Post by: Loctavus on September 01, 2008, 08:28:32 am
Post by: Paul on September 01, 2008, 01:44:33 pm
I never knew curling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curling) was a sin!
Post by: Makrond on September 02, 2008, 07:19:50 am
Sinsot = claws...
It's real... :o
Post by: KoE on September 04, 2008, 08:17:35 am
Also have a battle called the Assault of Chucking. Apparently the people of this world figured out the vast superiority of projectile vomit, sand, bugs, etc.
Post by: Haven on September 15, 2008, 12:19:56 am
I've encountered a town chock-full of human war heroes, each lugging over a page's worth of elven trophies, at the bottleneck of a mountain-lined crater forest full of elves, bordering a haunted glacier between the two.
What name for this fine bastion of champions?
Crewedphrase.
Post by: Neoskel on September 16, 2008, 12:42:56 am
Threadomancy says...
I've encountered a town chock-full of human war heroes, each lugging over a page's worth of elven trophies, at the bottleneck of a mountain-lined crater forest full of elves, bordering a haunted glacier between the two.
What name for this fine bastion of champions?
Crewedphrase.
Must. Have. World.
It'll filled with Spartan style awesome.
Prolly from an old version though.
Um, i gotta put in a funny name. Right.
I'll go gen a world and get back to yah.
Edit: Got a deity named Cos Cuddledhags the Busy Blisters. Skeletal female dwarf of festivals, disease and deformity.
Those guys must have some interesting holidays.
Post by: Nonanonymous on September 16, 2008, 07:08:34 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on September 16, 2008, 09:53:33 pm
Post by: corvvs on September 16, 2008, 11:56:39 pm
I hardly even care what it translates to ("the wooden channels of rinsing", if you're interested), I just look at it and think "holy shit, his name is the Latin version of LOLCats!" Even funnier is that he's actually the "cat lady" for the fortress, who "likes cats" and has about 70 pet kittens.
Post by: BatCountry on September 17, 2008, 02:14:58 am
How this happened, I cannot conceive, but I hoped it was a good omen... Until one of them made an unfortunate vertical cut into a brook-bed and drowned the whole lot.
Of course, they embarked on top of a goblin fortress, so they probably weren't much of a loss to the world anyway. People who associate with demons, after all.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on September 18, 2008, 10:25:03 pm
Funny how they were the last humans alive in the world, down to one + town. The human race must've died out worshipping blight and exposing themselves to disease. har har.
Post by: Astus Ater on September 22, 2008, 12:07:09 am
Post by: unobtaniumman on September 22, 2008, 09:10:49 pm
I don't think she's a very creative art goddess.
Post by: Jay on September 22, 2008, 09:31:06 pm
I'm trying to create a race of "thralls" led by a Litch king. One of the first battles they were in was 29 thralls and a Litch king vs 55 elves. The litch King was named Uquud Diehells the Vile Biles, so of course they won. But Uquud died, so a thrall with unusual ambitions stepped up to the plate to inherit Uquud's conquest. Her name? Madum Grindgrains the Fragrance of Showers. >_<I hope you don't release that unless you change it to Lich... (Litch is a slang word, details I won't go into...)
In any case, the word you want is lich.
Anxu Daggerbitch the Incest of Sisters
Damn goblins.
Post by: Astus Ater on September 23, 2008, 08:32:46 am
I hope you don't release that unless you change it to Lich... (Litch is a slang word, details I won't go into...)
In any case, the word you want is lich.
D'oh, even had it spelled right in the game. Thanks for the correction.
Post by: Jetman123 on September 28, 2008, 06:06:25 am
Post by: MajFan on September 28, 2008, 09:58:57 am
Post by: Eurus on September 28, 2008, 10:09:28 am
I found some cool ones too though, like a place called "The Ominous Shadows" with 6 giants living in it. An elf adventurer I made was given the name Masami Alinorile or "Masami Dawnrider", unfortunately she's going to die because I decided to trek through mountains I couldn't shift-T past without food or water.
Post by: Hoborobo234 on September 28, 2008, 02:30:28 pm
Post by: Schwimmauto on October 02, 2008, 08:53:03 am
Post by: Axe27 on October 02, 2008, 11:45:58 pm
Post by: Footkerchief on October 03, 2008, 12:36:38 am
I was checking biomes in Dwarf Fort mode, and I actually got "The Mighty Jungle".
Lionsleeps, a forest retreat.
Post by: DI7789 on October 03, 2008, 03:45:43 pm
Quote
Erib the Iron of Tin was a deity that occurred in the myths of the Books of Ink. Erib was most often depicted as a male dwarf and was associated with earth
Post by: Deadmeat1471 on October 04, 2008, 08:57:13 am
While on one of my adventures....
(Sorry for the quality of blue the blue text, it got mucked in the format change)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/Dwarf%20fortress/Whatthewhat.jpg) <P>Intrigued by the name of the monster, I went ahead and located it...
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/anti-paragon/Dwarf%20fortress/Evensillier.jpg) <P>Needless to say, Stabspine promptly got stabbed in the... nevermind...
stabspine ftw.
Post by: Untelligent on October 04, 2008, 02:03:51 pm
Adil Cudgeldented.
I am not going to let this guy die. *heads off to the shield store*
EDIT: bah, got ambushed by a pack of some of my ungodly creations on the way to the human town.
Also, Dodok Walledmastered (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enemies_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Floormaster.2FWallmaster).
Post by: Hoborobo234 on October 04, 2008, 03:42:11 pm
Post by: R1ck on October 04, 2008, 11:54:42 pm
trying very hard to live in a panther's world.
Post by: quintin522 on October 05, 2008, 02:01:16 pm
Post by: Boksi on October 05, 2008, 05:29:04 pm
Post by: Impending Doom on October 07, 2008, 11:45:34 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yeah, I won't be hiring this guy anytime soon...
Post by: Jetman123 on October 08, 2008, 07:54:29 pm
Post by: Gergination on October 09, 2008, 02:29:25 am
-Seems very fitting.
Nil Cleanboots
-Those have gotta be some clean boots.
Ayst Soakedsacks
-Best Fricking name ever
Kogsak Slutangel
-Hmm...
Post by: CaveBacon on October 09, 2008, 11:44:01 pm
In a Goblin Fortress I was running, I got an immigrant fisherman with the name "Arstruk Incestenjoy"
I immediately made him the head of my military, and gave him a flail (closest thing you can get to a whip).
In the same fortress, I had a squad named "The Horrible Lovers"
If you want to see the RNG at it's best, play as goblins.
that being said:
In another game, I have an elite (female) marksdwarf with the title "The Naughty Release of Men" :o
Post by: Nonanonymous on October 12, 2008, 02:46:28 am
I immediately made him the head of my military, and gave him a flail (closest thing you can get to a whip).
Wait, wait, wait. What? You can't make whips in Fortress mode for some reason? I know they have them in the game, I make lasher adventurers all the time.
Post by: CaveBacon on October 12, 2008, 02:13:45 pm
You just can't convince your dwarves (or goblins or humans or whatever) to use them unless you do some rather clever modding (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=25746.0).
Post by: Jay on October 12, 2008, 08:35:18 pm
gave him a flail (closest thing you can get to a whip)
I know they have them in the game
You just can't convince your dwarves (or goblins or humans or whatever) to use them unless you do some rather clever modding (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=25746.0).Well.. That got it down perfectly...
Anusrims the Holes of Joy
...Disturbing.
Post by: E-mouse on October 12, 2008, 10:06:35 pm
It amused me.
(I can't remember if the demon there was a tentacle demon, unfortunately.)
Post by: LumenPlacidum on October 15, 2008, 03:07:41 am
The really funny thing? After 'Sodel' it's OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Post by: Untelligent on October 15, 2008, 01:33:28 pm
I had a Goblin Tower called "Monstrousrape" once.
It amused me.
(I can't remember if the demon there was a tentacle demon, unfortunately.)
Goblins can't be ruled by tentacle demons. Only "vanilla" demons.
Post by: Jay on October 15, 2008, 09:36:01 pm
I'm not translating that.
Post by: MuonDecay on October 16, 2008, 04:40:23 am
Gesithanir Sedilthubilagakgunlel Odthist
I'm not translating that.
Well fine, be that way :(
Post by: BatCountry on October 16, 2008, 12:06:21 pm
See my sig.
Post by: Kyselina on October 16, 2008, 01:19:34 pm
Post by: Haedrian on October 16, 2008, 04:49:50 pm
"The water of drowning"
Post by: ProfessorA on October 17, 2008, 01:34:19 am
Randomly generated last name: RhymeBusts
And hoo-ah I had em all in check
Post by: Jay on October 17, 2008, 07:24:54 pm
Anyway, no, that was NOT a custom name.
That was the RNG for a goblin tower.
Random Name Generator or rather in this case Random Name Generated
Post by: MuonDecay on October 18, 2008, 05:44:52 am
Bulwarkdinkle? That sounds like a knock-off of Bullwinkle.
Edit:
and the nearest large dwarven civilizations are: The Massive Gloves and The Furious Anvil
This seems a cartoonish world...
Post by: Jay on October 18, 2008, 07:48:40 pm
Mong Zander, "The Nation of...
Spoiler: NOT safe for children or work (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kyselina on October 19, 2008, 01:31:10 am
Post by: Mulch Diggums on October 19, 2008, 05:49:01 am
Post by: Untelligent on October 19, 2008, 11:13:59 am
Post by: Jay on October 19, 2008, 11:58:31 am
RNG indeed stands for Random Number Generator. However, in this case, the names are probably generated using random numbers, so the phrase can be used to describe the random names in DF.RNG - Random Number Generator
RNG - Random Name Generator
It's an acronym, not a proper noun, therefore it can and does have multiple meanings.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 19, 2008, 03:03:12 pm
Post by: Kishmond on October 19, 2008, 05:40:37 pm
Post by: The Doctor on October 19, 2008, 08:54:42 pm
Tombknights and Tombsabres.
:O
Post by: Sizik on October 19, 2008, 11:08:59 pm
Also, one of the Human nations in my world, "The Infinite Universe", is called "The Conferations of Garlic".
Post by: Jetman123 on October 20, 2008, 05:30:21 am
I got two dwarves in my small army that have Tomb in their name.
Tombknights and Tombsabres.
:O
Sounds like they could found some warrior orders to protect dead dwarven heroes. :D
Post by: The Doctor on October 20, 2008, 05:32:57 pm
Post by: Jay on October 20, 2008, 07:57:17 pm
A proper term for a specific instance of the RNG's result would be RGN - Randomly Generated Name.
Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #666 on: October 19, 2008, 03:03:12 pm »
Anyone else notice?
Sean's the devil :O
Mistem Handleropes - My clothier, currently tasked with, you guessed it, making pig tail ropes.
Post by: Kishmond on October 20, 2008, 08:58:53 pm
Also, The Forest of Orders, on The Island of Execution.
Post by: Hoborobo234 on October 22, 2008, 02:15:44 pm
Post by: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on October 22, 2008, 03:28:09 pm
D:
I had "the Blockaded Blocks" once.
Post by: Asehujiko on October 30, 2008, 10:49:09 am
The syrupy tongs.
D:
I had "the Blockaded Blocks" once.
Halt it right there! Those barricades are not going anywhere!
"The Master of Bodices" is the only funny thing i have right now name wise.
Post by: Nonanonymous on October 30, 2008, 09:18:38 pm
The syrupy tongs.
D:
Someone just invented a new way to eat pancakes... And it probably won't work.
Post by: enlait on October 30, 2008, 09:42:45 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on November 01, 2008, 09:05:59 am
EDIT: And now they want me to Uslu Marketdips the ettin in the Hole of Eating.
SECOND EDIT: And this whole town is praising lust.
THIRD EDIT: And the New Creed resides in the Fatal Monastery.
Post by: Ririka on November 01, 2008, 04:44:04 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Necro on November 01, 2008, 05:03:21 pm
Post by: Bingbing on November 03, 2008, 10:28:22 pm
Post by: socially_inept_butterfly on November 04, 2008, 08:03:38 pm
Best. Mountain. Evar.
Post by: Jetman123 on November 05, 2008, 09:51:37 am
The Mountain of Loving
Best. Mountain. Evar.
Agreed.
Post by: Vlynndar on November 05, 2008, 12:16:59 pm
Post by: woose1 on November 05, 2008, 04:32:50 pm
"Zefon Bavastshem" "The Tower of Terrors"
Check dis shit out:
http://themeparks.about.com/library/graphics/dcatzpre1.jpg
Its a ride in orlando. Me favorite.
Naturally, I went into the tower, killed the demon leader (Who by the way, had a full armour set made of human bones), and declared myself leader.
Post by: Neoskel on November 05, 2008, 06:50:06 pm
I just found a goblin tower with my spear dude.
"Zefon Bavastshem" "The Tower of Terrors"
Check dis shit out:
http://themeparks.about.com/library/graphics/dcatzpre1.jpg
Its a ride in orlando. Me favorite.
There's one in Anaheim too ya know.
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on November 05, 2008, 07:57:03 pm
Isn't that just the cutest swamp you've ever seen? :)
Post by: Untelligent on November 05, 2008, 10:32:04 pm
wat
Post by: (name here) on November 05, 2008, 10:40:21 pm
Goblin civ name. no wonder they're at war with everyone. they must have started every major war since forever with people who mocked their name.
Post by: Banzayatc on November 08, 2008, 08:37:53 pm
His first opponent (a groundhog) died of old age during the battle.
Post by: Vlynndar on November 09, 2008, 02:52:41 am
Urist Luregar, "Urist Hateold"Wow... Just, wow... That is incredibly... Wow.
His first opponent (a groundhog) died of old age during the battle.
First, he hates old animals so much that he decides to kill a groundhog of age, then the groundhog insults him a bit more by not making his blows kill him and instead peacefully dies of old age...
"C'mon, hurry up and kill me! I'm gettin' old here!"
Post by: Xonara on November 09, 2008, 05:03:20 am
Post by: Zasit Alebath on November 10, 2008, 05:41:32 am
How cool is that ?
Post by: Zasit Alebath on November 10, 2008, 05:01:13 pm
Post by: Untelligent on November 10, 2008, 10:01:02 pm
Post by: Zasit Alebath on November 11, 2008, 02:19:00 am
Post by: Xonara on November 11, 2008, 02:48:02 am
Post by: Footkerchief on November 11, 2008, 03:29:55 am
A demon-worshipping goblin civ I have is named "The Greatest Demon". Seems childish, somehow.
A loooong time ago I checked the name for my fortress and was horrified at DF's suggestion. Nutsack. Yup, just Nutsack.
I didn't think I could still laugh at these, but there you go.
Post by: Dragooble on November 15, 2008, 09:56:55 pm
Post by: flabort on November 19, 2008, 11:55:47 am
Tilat zagithenur, "child devilhug"
artifact:
bibancim, "balljuice"
zombie titan (i got one too, yay... not):
gomath zasitalis, "legend knifekiss"
ironicly, gomath grabbed bibancim, and killed tilat with it.
for those who want to know what the artifact was:
bibancim, "balljuice", an adimantine shield, cafted by Tilat zagithenur.
this is a masterwork adimantine shield. all craftdwarfship is of the hieghest quality. it menaces with spikes of adimantine, aluninum, gold, and tiger eye. it is encrusted with adimantine. on the item is an image of a dwarf and an elf in adimantine. the dwarf is striking down the elf. on the item is an image of a titan and an elf in giant cave spider silk. the titan is striking down the elf.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on November 19, 2008, 01:21:43 pm
Post by: Alan Bolte on November 23, 2008, 07:22:53 am
Post by: Jetman123 on November 23, 2008, 07:29:51 am
Dik Ethlalquogub, "Dik Showercreams"
... Oh god. xD
Post by: Vlynndar on November 23, 2008, 12:49:23 pm
Dik Ethlalquogub, "Dik Showercreams"
... Oh god. xD
I agree.
Post by: AlienChickenPie on November 23, 2008, 04:20:42 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on November 23, 2008, 04:35:40 pm
Post by: The Doctor on November 23, 2008, 05:32:24 pm
I came. :DDik Ethlalquogub, "Dik Showercreams"
... Oh god. xD
Post by: Neoskel on November 23, 2008, 06:15:45 pm
I came. :DDik Ethlalquogub, "Dik Showercreams"
... Oh god. xD
I'm so happy my brain instantly appended that with "I saw. I conquered."
Good brain, have a brain cookie. :D
Post by: jas988 on November 26, 2008, 09:12:16 pm
The Mountain of Loving
Best. Mountain. Evar.
I can top that.
Try "The Horns of Sucking"
Post by: The Doctor on November 26, 2008, 09:59:20 pm
*cough*
>_>
Post by: unobtaniumman on November 30, 2008, 03:46:10 pm
That's why I hit the random button until it became Intensearrow. Intensearroooooooow!!!
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 30, 2008, 03:56:12 pm
The name of this baddass lord of destruction, doom and awesomenss?
Lilast Cuddlevase.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on November 30, 2008, 04:32:54 pm
A Hammer Lord, hobbys include hitting Goblins on the head with his hammer that part of their brain pokes out of their arse, accidently ripping out a recruit's vital organs during a sparring session and during depression he jumped off one of my tallest towers, however instead of ending up like the paratrooper in Blood on the Risers an invading Goblin broke his fall, and only suffered minorly broken legs.Reminds me of a certain Lilu.
The name of this baddass lord of destruction, doom and awesomenss?
Lilast Cuddlevase.
Post by: Batta on December 01, 2008, 04:10:03 pm
Muthe Creamthimbles the Bunnies of Will the behemoth is there.
I checked it up in Legends; it's not half as badass as I hoped it would be. I aim to rectify this.
Post by: chaoticag on December 02, 2008, 11:58:15 am
Yes it does Momuz, yes it does.
Post by: G-Flex on December 02, 2008, 12:00:00 pm
Not sure if I've mentioned this one before, but those last two certainly don't beat my favorite elven civ, The Infinite Crab.
Post by: chaoticag on December 02, 2008, 12:28:24 pm
This just in:
(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l467/chaoticag/BloodyPrank.jpg)
Post by: Appelgren on December 04, 2008, 04:31:41 am
Post by: Vlynndar on December 05, 2008, 05:40:09 pm
I think "The glacier of vice" was quite a clever name for an evil glacier (in my latest world).
Wow, yea.
"But never, ever, go near the Glacier of Vice."
"Wait, what? Aren't all glaciers made of ice?"
"Ah, but this is the Glacier... of... vice..."
"I see now."*cowers*
Post by: LumenPlacidum on December 07, 2008, 04:39:34 pm
Post by: Hoborobo234 on December 09, 2008, 11:40:20 am
Post by: Dakk on December 10, 2008, 01:54:11 am
EDIT: One of my dwarves just became a spearmaster, and he got a title: Logem Squashedarmors the boredom of yawning.
Guess he isn't a very interesting person.
Post by: Zasit Alebath on December 16, 2008, 06:05:13 am
Logem Squashedarmors the boredom of yawning.
Guess he isn't a very interesting person.
He can bore people to death
Post by: Vlynndar on December 16, 2008, 07:55:38 am
Logem Squashedarmors the boredom of yawning.
Guess he isn't a very interesting person.
He can bore people to death
bore1 [bawr, bohr] Show IPA Pronunciation
verb, bored, bor⋅ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
1. to pierce (a solid substance) with some rotary cutting instrument.
2. to make (a hole) by drilling with such an instrument.
And some others...
And he's a spearmaster. He can bore people to death in both meanings of the word!
Post by: Yami on December 16, 2008, 08:21:33 pm
Post by: Artyr on December 18, 2008, 07:08:03 pm
This is from DF mode, but whatever. Moistbrides are the best kind. :P
Post by: TigerPlushie on December 19, 2008, 05:45:16 am
TigerPlushie has died of suffocation
I already wondered about the odd names this game produced. I personally like the idea of a random name generator, that works with this sphere stuff alot. But reading this tops everything.
Post by: Vlynndar on December 20, 2008, 05:58:51 am
Was generating a new world, but sadly pressed 'a' for abort instead of 'a' for accept.
But I did manage to see an evil ocean named 'The Ocean of Spit".
Post by: Orange Drink on December 21, 2008, 08:15:41 pm
Uruuvuuwuu Uuduux.
ELEVEN OF THEM.
Post by: Dakk on December 21, 2008, 09:15:27 pm
Post by: Neoskel on December 22, 2008, 02:44:04 pm
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 22, 2008, 02:55:04 pm
:D
Post by: Astus Ater on December 23, 2008, 09:08:18 am
"The Last Steppe"
:D
Oh man, that one had to be intentional. Its just too perfect.
Post by: flabort on December 23, 2008, 10:00:00 am
Post by: CobaltKobold on December 23, 2008, 12:55:41 pm
Urist Splatteredwall(s).
Post by: Old-Man-Gator on March 10, 2009, 10:22:16 am
I thought it was the name of their deity, but it is actually the name of the Tigerman Civilization.
Post by: Awayfarer on March 10, 2009, 06:58:19 pm
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/awayfarer/Drinkdrive.gif)
Post by: The Doctor on March 10, 2009, 07:28:00 pm
One is so badass that she only needs to drink droplets to live.
The other is so wimpy drinking kills her.
Oh, and the THIRD only needs to drink ONE droplet!
Post by: Heron TSG on March 10, 2009, 09:54:58 pm
oxymorons? :P
Post by: umiman on March 11, 2009, 03:30:52 pm
Post by: Ririka on March 11, 2009, 06:04:24 pm
Hehe oops?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on March 11, 2009, 06:29:03 pm
Post by: brainfire on March 11, 2009, 09:14:52 pm
So, the plural of droplet is the same as droplet? That's odd...
Subtle pronunciation difference, I guess? I can definitely understand elves' written language being not as expressive as when spoken...
Post by: Footkerchief on March 12, 2009, 01:08:42 am
So, the plural of droplet is the same as droplet? That's odd...
The current translation system doesn't support inflections of any kind. There's just one Elvish noun that stands in for all forms of each English noun. One of many reasons the language system is going to get an overhaul.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on March 12, 2009, 09:25:05 pm
Post by: SnorriMabdugkosak on March 15, 2009, 10:20:27 am
Also an artifact crown called 'The old ship'... I can imagine the dwarf proudly walking through the fortress with a hat in the form of a ship on his head....
Post by: Myroc on March 15, 2009, 12:02:40 pm
<.<
Post by: Daft on March 15, 2009, 02:43:30 pm
Post by: MrBernie on March 15, 2009, 05:38:13 pm
So, the plural of droplet is the same as droplet? That's odd...Language nerd side note: Expressing number via grammar is not obligatory (e.g. there is no grammatical number in Japanese; and in spoken French number is only indicated via the article and in very few nouns).
Post by: umiman on March 16, 2009, 03:54:24 pm
I guess what this means is that there must be some sort of written nuance in the original nonenglishified form of the name... or Toady was being lazy. Hehehe...
Post by: bunsoth datannil on March 16, 2009, 06:25:13 pm
Post by: Vexorg_the_Devourer on April 04, 2009, 07:46:38 pm
I imagine her sitting alone in the back of a funeral muttering to herself, 'This is effing awesome...'
Post by: Duke 2.0 on April 04, 2009, 08:43:11 pm
Esagu Seducedlies the Evil Nightmare of Sins
Now note that this is a demon for Hobgoblins, which is a modded race with a modded language. However, each of those words are in vanilla DF. Except for Esagu, which means brand.
Post by: Cthulhu on April 04, 2009, 11:39:27 pm
Also, there's an evil swamp in my current pocket world for adventuring called The Black Morass, which is a dungeon in WoW.
Post by: Broose on April 05, 2009, 10:20:04 pm
Post by: R1ck on April 05, 2009, 11:24:55 pm
Also, there's an evil swamp in my current pocket world for adventuring called The Black Morass, which is a dungeon in WoW.Speaking of which, sometime I read about someones's adventures in "The Dead Mines".
Post by: Yanlin on April 06, 2009, 05:22:21 am
Paging Dr. Freud.
Post by: Daft on April 06, 2009, 10:58:40 am
Post by: Ryke Masters on April 06, 2009, 12:46:36 pm
Post by: Remalle on April 07, 2009, 03:49:26 pm
Post by: wigwam on April 08, 2009, 04:16:48 pm
... I think he was attributed to... well, I'm not sure.
Post by: Asehujiko on April 09, 2009, 10:01:42 am
One of my civilizations had a god whose suffix was "the Neutral Neutrality of Balance."
... I think he was attributed to... well, I'm not sure.
With a name like that he HAS to be attributed to blight, the sky and trees or something to that effect.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 09, 2009, 12:11:23 pm
Post by: Yanlin on April 09, 2009, 04:57:28 pm
Post by: Ampersand on April 11, 2009, 06:06:02 pm
Post by: Fermii on April 13, 2009, 05:33:45 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 13, 2009, 06:45:12 pm
Thil angelanusWoulda been funnier if it was Thin angelanus
Post by: Creamcorn on April 13, 2009, 07:48:51 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 13, 2009, 08:02:54 pm
Hur, once generated a female Goblin Lasher with the last name Wetcrevice. Unfortunatly for Wetty her lower body was torn away by a vicious GCS. :( Though she did manage to give it a mortal wound during the battle, TAKE THAT GCS!
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lower body was torn away
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Wetcrevice
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lower body was torn away by a vicious GCSGiant Cave Spiders obviously know where the goods are
Post by: zchris13 on April 13, 2009, 10:36:34 pm
Hur, once generated a female Goblin Lasher with the last name Wetcrevice. Unfortunatly for Wetty her lower body was torn away by a vicious GCS. :( Though she did manage to give it a mortal wound during the battle, TAKE THAT GCS!Quotelower body was torn awayQuoteWetcreviceQuotelower body was torn away by a vicious GCSGCSRNG obviously know where the goods are
Post by: Creamcorn on April 14, 2009, 12:14:51 am
Hur, once generated a female Goblin Lasher with the last name Wetcrevice. Unfortunatly for Wetty her lower body was torn away by a vicious GCS. :( Though she did manage to give it a mortal wound during the battle, TAKE THAT GCS!Quotelower body was torn awayQuoteWetcreviceQuotelower body was torn away by a vicious GCSGCSRNG obviously know where the goods are
Lol
Giant Cave Spider rapist is more experienced.
Post by: Yanlin on April 14, 2009, 10:36:26 am
Post by: Creamcorn on April 14, 2009, 03:02:13 pm
Snamoz Oxstrarsur Spost Sluda, named female Goblin Master Lasher
Seriously, the RNG did this on purpose.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ElChad on April 14, 2009, 03:46:50 pm
Post by: Vexorg_the_Devourer on April 16, 2009, 09:05:23 am
Post by: thunderclan on April 21, 2009, 04:08:18 am
Just generated a new world a bit ago and have found these so far:
Current War between Human and Undead: The War of Battles
Surprising Goblin Survivability: The Scorching Assault
The Griffons of Snot
The Tangled Temple-Slit
Structures: The Glacial Nuts, Mead Hall
The Pulpy Hog-Shrine, Temple
The Beer of Pregnancies, Clothing Store
Civilizations: The Certain Crazed Kingdoms, Human
The Ageless Hairy-Knife, Dwarf
Regions: The Mythical Accidental Desert
More to come later
Post by: Moron on April 21, 2009, 06:10:33 am
Obviously a bunch of wannabe dwarves.
Post by: Yanlin on April 21, 2009, 08:16:58 am
Post by: zchris13 on April 21, 2009, 02:08:11 pm
What about "The nutsack of anuses"?That's just profane.
Post by: Greiger on April 21, 2009, 02:38:21 pm
The argonian's name was Itvid Nestpaddle the Prince of Amazing. Killed 12 elves and wounded a raiding Red Dragon. Was actually pretty close to royalty too, being the only daughter (yes daughter) of one of the merchant nobility. She was a shopkeeper in a captured elven retreat before she got killed in an elven attack that took the retreat back, at the ripe old age of 80.
I'm gonna go around calling myself the Prince of Amazing now.
Post by: Roundabout Lout on April 21, 2009, 02:39:59 pm
Post by: zchris13 on April 21, 2009, 07:32:35 pm
Post by: Zollarr on April 22, 2009, 08:09:04 am
Post by: Yanlin on April 22, 2009, 12:08:19 pm
The prince of amazing is fairly hard to top.
The prince of Belle Air.
Post by: AussieGuy on April 23, 2009, 01:22:37 am
Post by: zchris13 on April 23, 2009, 07:03:35 pm
A human civ is called: Arrogant FrecklesI do believe this wins.
Post by: Chandrasekhar on April 23, 2009, 09:32:22 pm
I'm gonna go around calling myself the Prince of Amazing now.Only if you're a girl. If you're a guy, you have to call yourself the Princess of Amazing for it to work.
Post by: Kishmond on April 26, 2009, 08:25:28 pm
I wonder what that means...
Post by: The Doctor on April 26, 2009, 09:06:08 pm
Post by: TheNewerMartianEmperor on April 27, 2009, 02:13:12 am
Examples: Idur Lessonteaches The Scholarly Poet, Nithim Timesmonks the time of visionaries, Nela Brainteches the watchfulness of autumn and where would we be without Olnen Insightmonks the prophet of permanencies.
Post by: Untelligent on April 28, 2009, 07:16:37 pm
- The Hill of Dissolving
- The Towers of Terror
- The Adorable Gulf
- The Forests of Adventuring
- The Forest of Boiling
And my favorite, The Forests of Gurgling
Also, the only megabeast is a zombie dragon named Firejade, which was a cool name, so I decided to make an adventurer (Adre Muffinrelic, a funnyish name) to add Firejade to someone's kill list. I walk five steps and get eaten by a pack of flaming manta rays. Damn mod.
Trying again (Atu Grizzlychewed), same results as before.
Alright, now I'l playing as a goddamn Batman (Imola Touchedcacti). This time around, I fly out of reach before the mantas can eat me. Success! . . . only I get ambushed by some kind of alligator, punch it in the snout, and die. Alligator's newfound monicker isn't interesting enough to mention here, nor were either of the two flying fish.
Tired of losing, I just create an adventurer (Urir Virginshowered) that starts in the damn town I was trying to get to. In the town, I find:
-A temple engraving of two fairies entitled "The Breakfast of Delights"
-Another engraving, "The Evaporation of Raunch" (ew)
-An elf with an aunt named Etini Frillyleopard
-A guard named Mos Mopjack
-Sulthu Drummedskull; a Hammerman, naturally
Nothing else interesting happens, and I none of the things that end up killing me later get a funny name, but all in all, it was a good haul for today.
Post by: Vlynndar on April 29, 2009, 03:06:32 am
Post by: Luraien on April 30, 2009, 04:53:26 pm
Post by: Untelligent on May 03, 2009, 03:32:37 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on May 03, 2009, 03:34:09 pm
I was just looking through my Captain of the Guard's kill list and one of them was a goblin thief named Ngom Stupidthief. >_>
Seriously? AWESOME.
Post by: Shima on May 04, 2009, 08:45:49 am
Just out of curiousity, I asked a Gnome (Dangerous Wilds mod) about his family.
His name is "Lides Crotchspike", his cousin is "Lisust Pissmile", who married "Odthist Namerape".
Post by: Phazer on May 04, 2009, 08:59:31 am
Reg Agedage the Ageless Ageless Rage-Age of Age
Post by: Luraien on May 04, 2009, 11:43:49 am
my newest adventurer is named
Reg Agedage the Ageless Ageless Rage-Age of Age
I want to ask how old they are.
I don't think I should.
Post by: Phazer on May 04, 2009, 11:46:01 am
Post by: Luraien on May 04, 2009, 11:50:21 am
Post by: Shima on May 04, 2009, 03:42:49 pm
Post by: Creamcorn on May 04, 2009, 08:34:48 pm
Here lies the resting place of Reg Agedage the Ageless Ageless Rage-Age of Age. Imagine how big the gravestone would have to be. It would take 200 rocks and about 20 engravers to get it done ;D
Stone isn't good enough, use dragon tallow soap blocks.
Post by: ousire on May 04, 2009, 08:43:21 pm
I particulary likeSulthuCthulhu Drummedskull. However, the evaporation of raunch fills me with icky thoughts.
fix'd ;D
Post by: varkarrus on May 06, 2009, 10:07:09 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on May 06, 2009, 07:03:01 pm
I'm not sure if this bodes good or bad.
Post by: The Mad Engineer on May 06, 2009, 11:05:10 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on May 07, 2009, 02:32:25 am
I got Failseiges. My group name was The Godly Weapons.
I'm not sure if this bodes good or bad.
I think you need to upload that save. Let the awesome be played by anyone!
Post by: ProfessorA on May 07, 2009, 04:48:03 pm
Post by: Untelligent on May 09, 2009, 12:35:03 pm
EDIT: seems it's a cult centered around salt, not booze. Oh well.
Post by: Heron TSG on May 09, 2009, 01:46:47 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on May 09, 2009, 03:39:00 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on May 15, 2009, 01:04:28 pm
Translated, that is Kib Guildford. I think he came from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.
Post by: Plank of Wood on May 15, 2009, 01:48:26 pm
"In 105 The Great Anus lost the Neverending Seige at Hillperished as part of The Murdered War against The Eagles of Screaming".
So a Civ who were apparently huge assholes lost to 101st Paratroopers thus ending the Neverending Seige during a War that was murdered? Awesome.
Post by: Greiger on May 16, 2009, 11:27:51 pm
Mizbo DressPeek (Male, wearing a skirt)
Kozi TubKnights (Swordsman)
Adho JusticeStars (I think I may have one of Flay Gunnar's deciples)
Post by: piecewise on May 17, 2009, 01:14:35 am
The Sacrificial Teeth of the Coalition of Smiling
that worked out awfully well if I say so myself
Post by: Ampersand on May 18, 2009, 04:00:41 am
The best event in my game Legends ever is as follows:
"In 105 The Great Anus lost the Neverending Seige at Hillperished as part of The Murdered War against The Eagles of Screaming".
So a Civ who were apparently huge assholes lost to 101st Paratroopers thus ending the Neverending Seige during a War that was murdered? Awesome.
For those that don't get it. http://www.amazon.com/101st-Airborne-Screaming-Eagles-Normandy/dp/0760308551
Post by: CursedBurger on May 18, 2009, 11:22:20 am
Post by: Leafsnail on May 19, 2009, 04:06:06 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on May 19, 2009, 05:40:16 pm
And so I promptly get a fortress titled Chocolaterain.
I wasnt sure if I should laugh or be dissapointed with myself.
Post by: Vlynndar on May 20, 2009, 02:34:44 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on May 20, 2009, 01:31:00 pm
You should laugh. And then step away from the lever to breath.Urist McSinger cancels Sing: Breathing?
Post by: Vlynndar on May 21, 2009, 11:27:30 am
Yes.You should laugh. And then step away from the lever to breath.Urist McSinger cancels Sing: Breathing?
Post by: Urist McCyrilin on May 21, 2009, 12:06:14 pm
Post by: piecewise on May 22, 2009, 07:32:51 pm
....fucking random rhyming word generator
Post by: DI7789 on May 26, 2009, 04:24:53 pm
The duel between the human Copnut Hollowrams and the elf Mina Meadowdances
Two names, the former of which has me in fits of giggles every time I see it (Yes, I'm very immature), and the latter summing up everything elves stand for
Edit: The hydra Anu Fellphlegm the Just Pus of Controls...as above, the random rhyming name generator strikes again
Post by: Kishmond on May 27, 2009, 07:08:14 am
I think it was a kobold.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on May 27, 2009, 07:21:53 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on May 27, 2009, 06:11:13 pm
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b257/Kishmond/Dwarf%20Fortress/Joker.png)Okay.
I think it was a kobold.
I laughed
Post by: ein on May 27, 2009, 08:54:26 pm
Also, hitting r for random names, I got Knifedawn, then Shankbent.
And Moltenjokes.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on June 06, 2009, 10:41:56 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: ein on June 07, 2009, 12:45:36 am
:DEpic.Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, random name using deep elves (modded to be playable in fort mode):
Tightnesshole
Still deep elves, but now it's the name of their mountain hall in a pocket world of mine:
Daybitch
Post by: Dari on June 17, 2009, 03:58:34 am
I'm sure MADD is ready to pounce.
Post by: rufio on June 18, 2009, 01:56:32 am
Post by: Untelligent on June 19, 2009, 07:30:47 pm
Post by: chinkeeyong on June 20, 2009, 04:31:19 am
Also, inspired by a post in the Dorf Fortress mod topic, I have edited my language files so that my adventurer can be named Fear The Carp.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on June 20, 2009, 10:17:09 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on June 20, 2009, 10:24:08 am
In other news, that same world had me rolling with laughter. I previously installed the Latin language mod, and gave it to the dwarves. One of the dwarven gods is depicted as a male dwarf, was associated with creation, and his name was... Semen. Just "Semen". I suppose having a more elaborate name would have been even funnier, but this is all it had.
Post by: Zollarr on June 20, 2009, 10:32:26 am
The Humans have a carp godess named 'Incestpikes'
No my god...
Tikes Curuk Maduc, "Tikes the Fear of Rape"
Post by: Zebulon on June 25, 2009, 04:53:45 am
Randomly generating names for my new group name, and I got The Certain Tomb. Since that makes more sense as a fortress name, I'm about to embark at Osrakust, which is indeed on a Terrifying biome with a bottomless pit, HFS, and some other nasties.
Post by: Vlynndar on June 25, 2009, 06:27:06 am
Post by: ousire on June 25, 2009, 01:20:30 pm
This was just... PERFECT enough I had to register to share it.
Randomly generating names for my new group name, and I got The Certain Tomb. Since that makes more sense as a fortress name, I'm about to embark at Osrakust, which is indeed on a Terrifying biome with a bottomless pit, HFS, and some other nasties.
ohhh man you are gonna have some Fun on that map ;D
Post by: Rashilul on June 27, 2009, 01:33:18 am
(http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/images/8/88/Siz.jpeg)
Urist was a no-tag peasant rock hauler until he killed some batmen by himself.
Post by: Yanlin on June 27, 2009, 11:57:06 am
Post by: cerapa on June 27, 2009, 11:59:17 am
Post by: Corona688 on June 29, 2009, 05:42:05 pm
I've had fortresses called 'Ectowhipped', 'Snakeanvil', 'Bearslings', and 'Hairytongs'.
And I always somehow end up with at least a few squad names like 'The Momentous Busts'.
Post by: Untelligent on June 29, 2009, 05:58:17 pm
According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.
God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.
Post by: ousire on June 29, 2009, 08:23:01 pm
...names like 'The Momentous Busts'.
WMD: Weapons of Mass Distraction ;D
Post by: theRH on June 29, 2009, 09:17:33 pm
Post by: kenken244 on June 29, 2009, 10:23:27 pm
Post by: Phazer on June 30, 2009, 03:43:20 am
I just noticed that the area where I trained my adventurer is called the "Plains of Grinding".that reminds me of some games...
Post by: Vlynndar on June 30, 2009, 08:58:59 am
I just noticed that the area where I trained my adventurer is called the "Plains of Grinding".
How appropriate.
Post by: aklyatne on July 02, 2009, 12:56:30 am
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Post by: Ancient Thingy on July 02, 2009, 11:45:18 am
The one right after he died (to a lucky bite-in-the-crotch from a carp) was called Erush Griffinstandard the Constructive Socket of Romances.
Post by: Firnagzen on July 03, 2009, 04:49:03 am
A region named "The Cheerful Love-Forests." Goddamn elves.
According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.
God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.
...
Giant haunted pants.
Post by: brainfire on July 03, 2009, 09:59:17 pm
Giant haunted pants.
Those things scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.
Post by: zchris13 on July 03, 2009, 11:44:41 pm
FOLKS, I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!A region named "The Cheerful Love-Forests." Goddamn elves....
According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.
God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.
Giant haunted pants.
Post by: Rashilul on July 04, 2009, 11:26:44 am
FOLKS, I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!A region named "The Cheerful Love-Forests." Goddamn elves....
According to the Legends screen, the only interesting thing that happened there: an elf stumbled upon the forest, wandered around for a year, and was promptly ambushed and slain by a pair of Giant Haunted Pants.
God bless my unwillingness to remove any creature I mod in, regardless of my state of mind at the time.
Giant haunted pants.
I think he means actual giant haunted pants not the name.
Post by: Rowanas on July 04, 2009, 05:01:01 pm
Post by: Phazer on July 04, 2009, 07:40:23 pm
Post by: Rowanas on July 05, 2009, 06:40:31 am
Post by: Mr Doctor on July 07, 2009, 05:04:19 am
A female Wrestler who strangled trolls until one punched her lower body so hard it exploded.
Entryvalley.
ENTRYVALLEY.
Post by: Yanlin on July 07, 2009, 10:54:47 am
Post by: Mr Doctor on July 07, 2009, 12:40:07 pm
Now we know exactly where the troll punched her that hard.
Explosive Orgasms?
... If I had drawing skills I could draw that and put it in that thread where people put the drawings they drew of their Adventures.
Also: The sole reason I made her was to avenge the death of my Maceman (Turgz Tinknight) by finding that damn Cyclops and gouging out its eye.
Then strangling it... but all I find are Trolls, Trolls and Trolls, some got strangled until they bled to death (That's the main death of every Shopkeeper I find actually... I break all their limbs, gouge out their eyes then strangle them until they bleed to death ._.)
Post by: Bralbaard on July 10, 2009, 02:20:21 pm
Funny thing is that he spend most of his time in worldgen killing creatures.
Who, me? What did I do?
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 10, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
EDIT: Fixed for spelling mistake
Post by: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 08:45:08 am
to bad he died of a cave-in,he would have made a great husband XD
Post by: Neoskel on July 13, 2009, 07:36:20 pm
Also one named Queca Secretlions, which i first read as Queca Secretions
a food store called The Berries of Amazement. These berries are amazing!
a weapon store named The Crusher of Twinkles
a clothing store named The Butter of Gripping
Post by: The Doctor on July 13, 2009, 07:54:47 pm
a weapon store named The Crusher of TwinklesRead that as
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
o.o
Post by: mythmonster2 on July 13, 2009, 08:32:13 pm
Post by: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 09:31:15 pm
Post by: Kishmond on July 13, 2009, 11:40:26 pm
...
;)
Post by: Glacial Eidolon on July 15, 2009, 04:49:27 pm
Lots of FUN in there. Not funny, but pretty spectacular.
Post by: tomas1297 on July 16, 2009, 02:10:04 am
He only has seizures when noones looking at him. >.>
Post by: Ampersand on July 16, 2009, 02:28:55 am
Pesor Grapecake the human
Xidel Twiststick the human
Minaro Swamphoof the Time of Hammers the elf.
Post by: Vlynndar on July 16, 2009, 02:55:17 am
Minaro Swamphoof the Time of Hammers the elf.
I bet he has a high agility.
"Can't touch this."
Post by: dorfstep on July 16, 2009, 02:55:28 am
Here's another pretty funny one :]
Guess what I'm gonna do?
(http://i25.tinypic.com/126fgvd.jpg)
Post by: Meanmelter on July 16, 2009, 08:51:05 am
"Throng, The Disembowler Of Balls"
Here's another pretty funny one :]
Guess what I'm gonna do?
(http://i25.tinypic.com/126fgvd.jpg)
u edited that one,as the computer doesnt add hyphen words
Post by: tomas1297 on July 16, 2009, 10:49:19 am
"Throng, The Disembowler Of Balls"
Here's another pretty funny one :]
Guess what I'm gonna do?
(http://i25.tinypic.com/126fgvd.jpg)
u edited that one,as the computer doesnt add hyphen words
This.
Post by: piecewise on July 16, 2009, 03:25:35 pm
"Throng, The Disembowler Of Balls"
Here's another pretty funny one :]
Guess what I'm gonna do?
(http://i25.tinypic.com/126fgvd.jpg)
u edited that one,as the computer doesnt add hyphen words
This.
No one ever said these had to be random did they?
Post by: Corona688 on July 16, 2009, 03:49:49 pm
Post by: dorfstep on July 16, 2009, 08:23:24 pm
It's funny because its supposed to be random. If he edited it to that, it's just sad.
How come participating in a thread, which obviously I misunderstood as "Funniest Names", when it should be titled "Funniest Random Names" because apparently I'm SO WRONG, makes me sad?
What if I was sad before, man?
What if your snarky comment makes me wanna die?!
(or flood you all with magma)
Anyway man, lighten up. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. The name is still funny.
Post by: Corona688 on July 16, 2009, 08:54:41 pm
How come participating in a thread, which obviously I misunderstood as "Funniest Names", when it should be titled "Funniest Random Names" because apparently I'm SO WRONG, makes me sad?Tis a DF forum, and DF isn't really needed to make up names yourself. ;)
Post by: Labs on July 16, 2009, 08:57:09 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 16, 2009, 09:00:55 pm
Post by: piecewise on July 16, 2009, 10:14:14 pm
Yes, and that's why we fight*picks up spear* Ha ha, finally! Fresh blood. MY ARMOK BLESS US! *stabs Tradanbattlan in the throat and runs off*
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 16, 2009, 10:19:24 pm
Post by: tomas1297 on July 17, 2009, 02:55:46 am
Post by: piecewise on July 17, 2009, 03:27:21 am
Can we get back to the topic?I don't want this locked.How about some ridiculous titles were were saddled with after stabbing someone?
Right now I'm the Euphoric Naughtiness of Door.
disturbing mental image that.
Post by: zchris13 on July 17, 2009, 05:39:22 pm
I was going to say that's not funny. Then it hit me. ZCHRIS cancels post: Unconscious.Can we get back to the topic?I don't want this locked.How about some ridiculous titles were were saddled with after stabbing someone?
Right now I'm the Euphoric Naughtiness of Door.
disturbing mental image that.
Post by: Mr Doctor on July 18, 2009, 09:29:11 am
His name was Stolenslut.
Post by: Rowanas on July 19, 2009, 03:37:14 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on July 19, 2009, 03:45:21 pm
Post by: Rowanas on July 19, 2009, 06:28:13 pm
Post by: assimilateur on July 19, 2009, 06:43:11 pm
The name is still funny.
The hell it is. If I go "murder murder the murdered murder-murder", will it be funny? Because that sorta shit is exactly what you pulled.
Don't take this personally, I'm not trying to piss you off or anything, but if you state publicly that something is funny, and most of those addressed think it's not, you gotta deal with their criticism.
On topic:
I've got a warrior named Emtan Faithmansions the Round Messiah. That cracked me the hell up, though I can't explain why.
Post by: Vlynndar on July 20, 2009, 03:26:15 am
Post by: Yanlin on July 20, 2009, 05:59:16 am
<last supper joke>
Pass me the salad Peter.
Post by: Chenzi on July 22, 2009, 03:40:53 am
Sadly, I can no longer take him seriously, due to the fact that his name is now "Herorooms the Tragic Bowel."
Post by: Vlynndar on July 22, 2009, 04:21:50 am
I have a Champion that earned a title after killing a bunch of elves.
Sadly, I can no longer take him seriously, due to the fact that his name is now "Herorooms the Tragic Bowel."
Okay. If you've read Artemis Fowl that makes a LOT more sense.
Post by: assimilateur on July 22, 2009, 06:39:24 am
Post by: Vlynndar on July 22, 2009, 07:25:36 am
From TVTropes, on Toilet Humour: "Artemis Fowl: pretty much any scene involving Mulch Diggums. [a dwarf]"
From that other wiki: "Dwarves can also flatulate with colossal power (enough to knock out trolls)."
Post by: assimilateur on July 22, 2009, 07:27:40 am
Post by: thunderclan on July 23, 2009, 11:07:43 pm
Craft Store: The Helm of Incineration
Temple: The Monastery of Incineration
Armor Store: The Stockade of Incinerating
Weapon Store: The Armored Incineration
Food Store: The Incinerated Date (Discovered that this place was razed by a Dragon.)
Post by: kawaiidesunekochan on July 24, 2009, 02:55:18 am
Post by: Fault on July 24, 2009, 03:12:59 am
(http://i675.photobucket.com/albums/vv120/pfat417/goblin.jpg)
on the same fort I had a swordsdwarf who's squad was called the mechanical martyrs.
He died defending the fortress from goblins.
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on July 25, 2009, 01:52:30 pm
Needless to say, I created a human lasher named "Indiana" Jonoes to go and take a look:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/Maccabeus/Dwarf_Fortress/indianajonoesandthetempleofdooms.jpg)
Post by: mythmonster2 on July 26, 2009, 11:24:22 am
I was looking through the legends of a region I'd decided to be rid of (it wasn't looking interesting), when I noticed a goblin temple... called The Temple of Dooms.
Needless to say, I created a human lasher named "Indiana" Jonoes to go and take a look:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/Maccabeus/Dwarf_Fortress/indianajonoesandthetempleofdooms.jpg)
Did you find the secret cult inside?
Post by: Radioactive Zombie on July 26, 2009, 02:47:11 pm
My current character is named tamren chaoslord.<P>Which is infinitly better then Tamren paintedjade.
I don't know why, but I once wound up with "Nudewet".
I kept it. More awesome.
Kinky.
Post by: Phantom on July 26, 2009, 03:02:41 pm
Or an ark or Giant Boulder?I was looking through the legends of a region I'd decided to be rid of (it wasn't looking interesting), when I noticed a goblin temple... called The Temple of Dooms.
Needless to say, I created a human lasher named "Indiana" Jonoes to go and take a look:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/Maccabeus/Dwarf_Fortress/indianajonoesandthetempleofdooms.jpg)
Did you find the secret cult inside?
How 'bout the Last Crusade?
A +rock crystal skull+?
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on July 26, 2009, 03:14:31 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 26, 2009, 03:25:24 pm
Well not about the red army...
Post by: mythmonster2 on July 26, 2009, 04:15:56 pm
Nah, just a room full of ☼Gold goblets☼, <<☼Silver goblets☼>>, and a Brass goblet.Brass? Don't you mean Oak?
Post by: Phantom on July 26, 2009, 04:29:47 pm
Post by: Radioactive Zombie on July 27, 2009, 01:27:41 am
Or an ark or Giant Boulder?I was looking through the legends of a region I'd decided to be rid of (it wasn't looking interesting), when I noticed a goblin temple... called The Temple of Dooms.
Needless to say, I created a human lasher named "Indiana" Jonoes to go and take a look:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/Maccabeus/Dwarf_Fortress/indianajonoesandthetempleofdooms.jpg)
Did you find the secret cult inside?
How 'bout the Last Crusade?
A +rock crystal skull+?
I'm surprised it wasn't trapped to shit.
Didya find a knight waiting around inside?
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 27, 2009, 01:07:38 pm
Post by: worldspawn on July 27, 2009, 01:29:44 pm
Post by: CobaltKobold on September 02, 2009, 04:20:22 am
Post by: Eurus on September 02, 2009, 05:51:47 am
"The Torments of Nudity of The Rhythmic Barbarity"
Post by: ProfessorA on September 02, 2009, 08:50:42 am
Ñilun Thomod, “The Council of Hugs”
"The Torments of Nudity of The Rhythmic Barbarity"
I don't think I'll ever use the word "sex" again.
I just found something better.
Post by: Leafsnail on September 02, 2009, 08:56:00 am
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on September 02, 2009, 09:30:03 am
Ñilun Thomod, “The Council of Hugs”
Now that sounds like a civilisation I wouldn't mind joining. :D
Post by: Phantom on September 02, 2009, 12:43:51 pm
(http://wwwwh.thecomicseries.com/images/comics/bc6810dc791cee2e65e157d8b978879750379617.png)Ñilun Thomod, “The Council of Hugs”
Now that sounds like a civilisation I wouldn't mind joining. :D
Belongs to squeegy
Post by: Vlynndar on September 03, 2009, 10:57:47 am
(http://wwwwh.thecomicseries.com/images/comics/bc6810dc791cee2e65e157d8b978879750379617.png)Ñilun Thomod, “The Council of Hugs”
Now that sounds like a civilisation I wouldn't mind joining. :D
Belongs to squeegy
=D
Post by: Zollarr on September 03, 2009, 11:13:00 am
woge the disgusting disemboweler of angels
8)
Post by: Tradanbattlan on September 03, 2009, 08:15:03 pm
He likes donkeys for their stubbornness and elves for their grace.
I hadnt noticed he was my Animal Dissector until I hit 'e', and my mind broke. Why does an Animal Dissector like elves?
EDIT: Also, Pearl Jam
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 03, 2009, 11:32:29 pm
Post by: Sensei on September 04, 2009, 03:04:55 pm
Post by: RevolutionaryDorf on September 05, 2009, 07:47:07 pm
Recently I had a human named "manbristles" who I quickly entitled "Joe Manbristles"
I imagined an ill-shaven mustachioed wanna-be hero who jousts windmills and acts like a moron.
Post by: CobaltKobold on September 06, 2009, 05:00:40 am
I usually randomize my adventurer's names and pick the funniest one.Don Quixote does not deserve such disrespect! Particularly while wearing the Golden Helmet of Mambrino!
Recently I had a human named "manbristles" who I quickly entitled "Joe Manbristles"
I imagined an ill-shaven mustachioed wanna-be hero who jousts windmills and acts like a moron.
Post by: Randall Octagonapus on September 06, 2009, 01:51:49 pm
I guess he named it after the magma trap i killed all of his pet cats in.
hehehehehehehe
Post by: Phazer on September 16, 2009, 04:27:38 pm
Post by: wehll on September 16, 2009, 05:34:16 pm
Post by: Iapetus on September 16, 2009, 08:18:33 pm
World name: Udon Tamun, "The Domain of Dragons"
Noteable regions:
The Jungle of Eviscerating
The Jungle of Sacrificing
The Big Forest
The Romantic Desert
The Murk of Brains
The Humorous Hill
The Ungodly Tundra
Civilizations:
Ehrathdasar, "The
Erinilun, "The Magical Council"
Deities:
Sod. (Dwarven goddess)
Reg the Shield-ward of Barricading (Dwarven god)
Lumnum the Spray of Cats (Dwarven goddess)
Kemsa Trueloves (deity in the myths of the Peaceful Kingdom)
Elloz the Romance of Dance (human god, associated with pregnancy)
Donu Gutputrid the Frothy Courtesies (Human god, associated with blight, disease, deformity and charity)
From other worlds:
Dakosta, "The blowing witch", Goblin civilization
Tosidnokor, "The Armored Dead" (military squad)
Stesokzan, "The Molten Artifacts" (military squad - hopefully not a case of foreshadowing)
Keboningish, "The Odorous Bodices" (military squad)
Amkinnil, "The Glad Hammers" (military squad)
And last, and definitely least:
"Ubup Rhythmicfiends the Frilly Glove". Orc hammer lord and local leader (deceased).
Edited for spelling
Post by: Tradanbattlan on September 16, 2009, 09:12:01 pm
Must mean Aladdin.
Post by: CobaltKobold on September 16, 2009, 10:04:24 pm
Anyway, "The Knives of Disemboweling" as group name, without rerolls.
Post by: Dragooble on September 16, 2009, 10:20:56 pm
The Big Forestthey certainly didn't beat around the bush when naming this place.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 16, 2009, 11:14:13 pm
Post by: Fault on September 16, 2009, 11:19:57 pm
Evil Mountain named: The ANGRY Mountain
Post by: Bralbaard on September 17, 2009, 01:17:49 am
Love this one. I wonder what would make dwarves join a religion like this.
Lumnum the Spray of Cats (Dwarven goddess)
Post by: ProfessorA on September 17, 2009, 10:48:41 am
Post by: Deimos56 on September 18, 2009, 11:34:00 pm
...
The gerbil...
Of vulgarity.
Why do I get the weird elves? :'(
Maybe they're the only ones willing to trade with my current fortress, is all? (DakUrdim. Treetowers. ;D)
Edit: Apparently the humans either aren't within trading range or don't exist, either. Interesting.
Post by: Plank of Wood on September 19, 2009, 03:43:24 pm
Evil Mountain named: The ANGRY Mountain
"Not a mad scientist, ANGRY SCIENTIST!"
Post by: Randall Octagonapus on September 20, 2009, 06:55:22 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on September 20, 2009, 08:49:23 pm
An adventurer named Uma SuckedProfane8)
Post by: Lord Dakoth on September 22, 2009, 11:55:18 pm
Post by: Kay on September 23, 2009, 01:33:55 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on September 23, 2009, 07:59:57 am
Post by: Phantom on September 23, 2009, 04:45:45 pm
I'm gonna make a RandomNameGenerator race and slaughter them.
Post by: Cody1750 on September 23, 2009, 10:22:37 pm
Post by: Rijjka on September 23, 2009, 10:45:29 pm
He has a cousin named Urist Lantrenferns.
EDIT: My bad, its a human dark fortress apparently.
Post by: Rrido on September 26, 2009, 10:25:43 am
My next character was a human named Ngojo Queenhummed. I made Ngojo an axeman so I could loot Bims corpse. I decided that I should bury Bims corpse in a cave, so to find one I got a quest from good old Ejel Siegewatchful, who was at The Skins of Cremation. Lovely name for a town hall, isn't it? I had to kill Ashro Abysssteam the Rumor of Sucking, a female minotaur. Ashro was in a cave called The Scar of Requiring.
I also liked how Ashro introduced herself.
"I am Ashro Abysssteam the Rumor of Sucking. Slayer of Nithros Budfell. I questioned his potency after ineffective thrusting".
Post by: Dragooble on September 26, 2009, 03:24:41 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on September 26, 2009, 03:31:39 pm
the future band of apes? they're not exactly optimistic on their future are they?Think "Planet of the Apes"
Post by: PermanentInk on September 28, 2009, 01:12:24 am
Post by: Biag on September 29, 2009, 04:13:53 pm
Post by: PermanentInk on September 29, 2009, 05:58:55 pm
Post by: Reasonableman on September 29, 2009, 09:28:49 pm
I reacted viscerally last night when I came across a Dark Fortress named "anusscorpions." Eeeeeeeuuughhhhh....
Agh, geez, I need brain bleach here. I'm cringing.
The only thing worse would be "urethra scorpions"
Post by: Phantom on September 29, 2009, 10:12:07 pm
I reacted viscerally last night when I came across a Dark Fortress named "anusscorpions." Eeeeeeeuuughhhhh....Gobbo Cancels Defecate: Constipated
Gobbo Cancels Wipe Anus: Interupted by GDS
Gobbo has been struck down!
Post by: Chromie on September 29, 2009, 10:39:44 pm
Chromie cancels read forum: Too injured.
Post by: CobaltKobold on September 30, 2009, 01:59:12 am
Post by: Vlynndar on October 03, 2009, 05:37:31 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 03, 2009, 08:30:01 pm
"Soapytrees", Elven Forest Retreat (conquered by Humans in 6)
Of the civilization
"Dirtanus the Ancient"
Post by: Phantom on October 03, 2009, 08:36:41 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 03, 2009, 09:58:32 pm
"Stop dragging your ass along the ground!"
"But it feels sooooooo goooood!"
Post by: carebear on October 07, 2009, 03:24:29 pm
There's also a dark fortress around called Hatedrinks. :o
Post by: Roundabout Lout on October 07, 2009, 04:14:24 pm
Last name genned to be Reinbows, so I changed his name to Shiny.
Shiny Reinbows.
Got in a fight with some goblins, earned a title.
Shiny Reinbows the Legendary Vestibule of Slaughter.
Jeezus, a killing machine who's also kid friendly. Went on to slaughter half the world's elves before a wooden arrow pierced his adamantine platemail, and found it's way into his heart.
R.I.P. Shiny Reinbows <3
Post by: Dragooble on October 07, 2009, 04:16:57 pm
Hatedrinks. :o
BLASPHEMY!
Post by: Rijjka on October 08, 2009, 02:38:00 pm
They're the smallest of the dwarven civs.
I can only assume that the reason their holdings are so small is do to lack of ambition.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 08, 2009, 04:14:25 pm
Post by: Neoskel on October 08, 2009, 06:10:14 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 08, 2009, 10:05:15 pm
I just found a human town called Joymuffins.I wonder what the townsfolk love to eat.
I bet it's roast.
Post by: Rijjka on October 08, 2009, 10:06:21 pm
I bet their cheif export is Drowsium, with the close runner up being beds.
We do have a disproportionally large number of beds, and there are several very well made ones among the lot.
Post by: Rijjka on October 08, 2009, 10:07:28 pm
I just found a human town called Joymuffins.I wonder what the townsfolk love to eat.
I bet it's roast.
Yeah, cause they export all their muffins, leaving them with only roasts left.
Post by: Skeletal_Carp on October 12, 2009, 05:39:19 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: smjjames on October 12, 2009, 05:48:25 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 12, 2009, 08:25:44 am
I had a snakeman named Budlight.. No kidding..He is obviously the god of alcohol, and must be treated as suchSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vlynndar on October 12, 2009, 10:16:42 am
No sarcasm here.
Post by: Tyrael the Archangel on October 14, 2009, 07:01:56 am
Post by: Huggz on October 14, 2009, 03:20:54 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 14, 2009, 04:15:03 pm
(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/663/funnyname.png)WHAT'S THIS?
NO COMBAT SKILLS
NO NAVIGATION SKILLS
Play Now! ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
Post by: CobaltKobold on October 14, 2009, 04:48:15 pm
Post by: Kishmond on October 14, 2009, 06:04:03 pm
It's inside a commandeered dark fortress.
Post by: Huggz on October 15, 2009, 10:25:54 am
Then, flip him over and attack the weak spot for massive damage. >_>
Remember, based on Actual Japanese History ;)
Post by: Kishmond on October 15, 2009, 06:29:39 pm
Post by: wehll on October 18, 2009, 06:51:53 pm
Post by: Footkerchief on October 18, 2009, 07:34:01 pm
Abli Standtakers the Esteemed Adventure of Goals. He sounds like a better adventurer than me.
Unfortunately, when I arrived he was unable to take a stand in any sense, having previously lost his entire left leg.
Post by: Doomshifter on October 21, 2009, 03:29:23 am
Post by: IAmTheRad on October 21, 2009, 03:37:27 pm
In 58, The Group of Authoring of The Realms of Relieving founded Problemstrife.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 21, 2009, 05:21:59 pm
In 58, The Amusing Glade attacked The Safe Fellowship at Worthburial. the elf Aye Copperbirds led the attack, and the defenders were led by the human Ethba Clapfists the Fords of Fear.Makes me wonder if the planet is the "Domain of Oxymorons"
In 58, The Group of Authoring of The Realms of Relieving founded Problemstrife.
Post by: Neoskel on October 21, 2009, 07:27:48 pm
It's a flint coffin, and the name means: "The Plain Honesties"
Yes, death is a fact of life.
Post by: CobaltKobold on October 21, 2009, 09:04:42 pm
I found a store called the Adorable Bulwark. I was happy. I bought a shield.This adorable bulwark need not block. ;)
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 21, 2009, 10:18:25 pm
Post by: Tezcatli on October 22, 2009, 01:04:50 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 22, 2009, 05:00:24 pm
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.
Post by: Biag on October 23, 2009, 05:52:54 pm
Post by: Randall Octagonapus on October 24, 2009, 10:56:29 pm
Post by: Phantom on October 24, 2009, 11:13:37 pm
a champion named minkot anushammer the flowery strangerIt sounds like a dude in a tuxedo with a rose and he has a modified codpiece for his butt in the shape of an hammer. He also has a hat like some 1920s detective.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 25, 2009, 12:00:46 am
I am not sure what made me laugh more.a champion named minkot anushammer the flowery strangerIt sounds like a dude in a tuxedo with a rose and he has a modified codpiece for his butt in the shape of an hammer. He also has a hat like some 1920s detective.
Reading that or visualizing it.
Post by: Vlynndar on October 25, 2009, 12:12:42 pm
This one comes with a bit of a story.
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.
...What. What. Right.
Post by: Lawec on October 25, 2009, 12:38:35 pm
He might have lived with the dwarves!
Post by: smjjames on October 25, 2009, 12:46:49 pm
This one comes with a bit of a story.
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.
...What. What. Right.
So there are half elves in DF already!?! Or was that just a case of some really wierd naming?
Post by: Tradanbattlan on October 25, 2009, 02:09:11 pm
Hopefully the latterThis one comes with a bit of a story.
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.
...What. What. Right.
So there are half elves in DF already!?! Or was that just a case of some really wierd naming?
Post by: smjjames on October 27, 2009, 02:37:47 pm
Post by: Footkerchief on October 27, 2009, 09:15:43 pm
Post by: Rakonas on October 27, 2009, 11:36:51 pm
Post by: Doomshifter on October 28, 2009, 04:48:44 am
I recently had someone with a last name of "Snakejoke". I need not say more."So, the guy says to his wife..."
That summarises his entire life.
Post by: Lord Herman on November 03, 2009, 05:56:07 am
I then made a swordsman called 'Pantchewed'. He was ripped in half by a giant who had terrorised the countryside, stole my town's treasures, and killed three people.
Post by: Luraien on November 03, 2009, 11:33:11 pm
Post by: AfterShave on November 06, 2009, 03:38:55 am
The Alligator Swimfailed
Post by: Tradanbattlan on November 06, 2009, 05:20:28 pm
Reading the history logs looking for interesting creatures i found this one."Usually associated with magled limbs and appendages..."
The Alligator Swimfailed
Post by: AfterShave on November 07, 2009, 01:23:32 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on November 07, 2009, 01:51:09 pm
In all 12 years of her life, she stole 3 things. An earring, a lignite block and a scepter.
Everyone she fought she ate afterwards, until Zaneg Orbschannel (whom she fought in 3) came back around and cut her head off.
Post by: Typoman on November 14, 2009, 07:07:51 am
Spoiler: yes, blessed indeed. (click to show/hide)
Post by: zchris13 on November 15, 2009, 08:19:13 pm
Post by: ein on November 15, 2009, 10:16:39 pm
At the suggestion of a friend of mine, who is in a band, I gave him the first name of Jaguar.
Post by: darkflagrance on November 16, 2009, 05:01:36 pm
172: Tirevuugis˜sai, "Laboradore", a town
Owner: The Shaken Group, humans
Parent Civ: The Hateful Confederation, humans
Leader: Titinama Queststorms, elf
Laboradore: a mispelling of Labrador...
Post by: smjjames on November 17, 2009, 08:02:29 am
Post by: Vexorg_the_Devourer on November 17, 2009, 10:42:17 pm
The Attack of Shoving.
Post by: The Doctor on November 17, 2009, 10:52:43 pm
Did it all start from someone getting pushed out of the way?
Post by: Phantom on November 17, 2009, 11:21:16 pm
The dwarf pushes the elf away!
The dwarf has been shot and killed.
The human is hit in the Steel Platemail!
The elf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The elf collides with a wall.
The elf explodes in gore!
A VILE FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED!
A kobold thief has stolen many valuables!
And so it begins...
Post by: Tradanbattlan on November 17, 2009, 11:28:08 pm
Post by: Vexorg_the_Devourer on November 18, 2009, 08:09:55 pm
Ned! Ned, why did you have to go? Ned
Post by: BKWM on November 19, 2009, 03:09:51 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on November 19, 2009, 05:59:24 pm
Quote
Cryptgreases
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Lustful Starvation
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Sixty Nine killsI'm seeing a trend here.
Post by: x2yzh9 on November 19, 2009, 11:01:03 pm
The most epic battle in my current world's history, which seems to have been a massive throwdown between the dwarves and all other races, including other dwarf civs, which is currently engraved all over the massive pillar in the middle of my massive, seven-story dining hall, where all true men, dwarves, elves, and goblins of courage either proved themselves or had their big toes ripped off by dwarf children, wherein the elves were nearly driven to extinction and one king gained ascendancy over all the world, is called...
The Attack of Shoving.
So this fortress is like a survivors outpost after the elf-pocalypse?
Post by: Deimos56 on November 19, 2009, 11:52:38 pm
I am currently looking at a vampire named Ithbi Cryptgreases the Lustful Starvation who has Sixty Nine kills. The past several hundred to have fought him have mysteriously escaped unscathed. I can't help but wonder if he did that on purpose.I can't help but wonder if he's trying to say something... ::)
Post by: Phantom on November 20, 2009, 12:09:37 am
Post by: Fault on November 20, 2009, 12:14:32 am
fate worse than death, perhaps?
Post by: Hummingbird on November 20, 2009, 12:33:27 am
Are YOU trying to say something?
Post by: Fault on November 20, 2009, 12:50:57 am
It's pretty funny that this thread just happens to be on its 69th page
coincedence... or providence?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on November 20, 2009, 09:38:47 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on November 20, 2009, 05:22:07 pm
Interestingly, for those of us using Ye Olde Forum Thread Display Settings, the thread is on page 42...69...
42...
IT WAS OBVIOUSLY THE POST MADE MY ARMOK HIMSELF
Post by: Phantom on November 20, 2009, 08:09:07 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on November 20, 2009, 10:58:50 pm
You realize he already has his own account here right?Fine, fine.
It was the post heavily influenced by Armok himself.
Post by: Jay on December 05, 2009, 03:13:52 pm
My group of seven legendary dwarfs.
Post by: ManiacallyChallenged on December 05, 2009, 08:19:05 pm
FurryCarnal the Prim Maw of Pets?
She is known for doing really. Awful. Things. To wolves.
A friend has "Dak EyePoker" who's most notable act was blinding every resident of his home town, and then walking around taunting them.
Post by: assimilateur on December 07, 2009, 07:20:26 pm
EDIT: Upon review, I realize I must have been drunk or something. The above isn't nearly funny enough to bother posting it here.
Post by: Lord Dakoth on December 09, 2009, 12:22:27 am
And a mountain named "The Spike of Sublety."
I read a thread like five minutes ago that had a mountain named "The Finger of Pregnancy."
Post by: PTTG?? on December 09, 2009, 02:23:11 am
Post by: Murphy on December 09, 2009, 04:47:45 am
Post by: Jack_Bread on December 09, 2009, 04:00:06 pm
What an interesting name. :O
Post by: Euld on December 10, 2009, 04:08:03 am
Post by: Greiger on December 10, 2009, 03:24:52 pm
Animal Trainer named Oko FeedBoy (He was destined to be a stablehand)
A leatherworker named Imeini Dearsuitor (He makes suits...out of deer hide. Ha!)
A wrestler named Sas Powerclobber
Swordsman named Mori Showskin
Squads named The Torrid Balls, and The Passionate Corridors, and the Abyssmal Skunks
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 10, 2009, 04:22:03 pm
(http://i49.tinypic.com/szblt2.png)
I don't even know how to describe it...
Anything that starts with someone called Shaftdessert breaking someone else's jaw and ripping off an ear - we can only hope this was done with one motion, for the poor elf's sake - cannot end well.
Post by: wehll on December 10, 2009, 04:30:53 pm
Post by: Kessadir on December 13, 2009, 09:50:46 am
Well, what can I say? Good that its not Bananashit :-X
Post by: Jay on December 13, 2009, 10:05:10 pm
Well, what can I say? Good that its not Bananashit :-XWhat in the world does that translate to?
Unrelated: "socially crippled by thoughts that everyone is watching" - tin foil hat dwarf?
Post by: assimilateur on December 14, 2009, 01:03:02 am
tin foil hat dwarf?
To me that sounds more like "social phobic dwarf".
Post by: smjjames on December 14, 2009, 01:18:48 am
Well, what can I say? Good that its not Bananashit :-XWhat in the world does that translate to?
Unrelated: "socially crippled by thoughts that everyone is watching" - tin foil hat dwarf?
I think I have a dwarf in my current fort who would count as a possible psychopath or something, I'll have to find him/her later though.
The trait combinations can toss up some wierd personality types.
Post by: The Doctor on December 15, 2009, 10:04:23 pm
Tarn Adams.
I mean, really.
TARN ADAMS.
That's just kick ass.
Post by: PTTG?? on December 15, 2009, 10:10:50 pm
Totally
Awesome
(like,)
Really,
INternet-based
(Programmer)
Post by: Greiger on December 15, 2009, 10:22:35 pm
(though I must say now that I think about it that IS an unusual name. Maybe thats why all the adventure mode NPCs get a kick out of custom character names...)
Post by: CobaltKobold on December 16, 2009, 02:38:46 am
Post by: wehll on December 16, 2009, 04:52:05 pm
Post by: Farce on December 16, 2009, 05:13:28 pm
I read that as "Social-fu (http://www.motifake.com/social-fu-demotivational-poster-4696.html) dwarf".tin foil hat dwarf?
To me that sounds more like "social phobic dwarf".
Also I have this. I thought it was pretty funny. (http://i50.tinypic.com/157ogno.png)
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 16, 2009, 05:28:12 pm
Post by: Untouchable on December 16, 2009, 05:42:01 pm
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/1176/dwarfort200912170940223.th.jpg) (http://img20.imageshack.us/i/dwarfort200912170940223.jpg/)
Post by: assimilateur on December 16, 2009, 06:03:58 pm
Post by: Untouchable on December 16, 2009, 06:07:22 pm
It would have been awesome if it weren't customized. Did you at least randomly generate the Lovecraft surname?
Yes I did. I find it insane that it came up for a tentacle demon of all things.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 17, 2009, 02:45:11 am
Looking through the list without looking at names much, I come across a human shopkeeper who's had a run-in with a colossal dire buffalo and had his leg and head mangled, yet survived and killed eleven elves in a siege that followed shortly afterward. So far, all par for the course. I look at his parents, and see a very nice fatherly figure - Stasbo Roasthounds the Weak Sorcerer. I guess he wasn't too good with his fireballs. Good for a chuckle. Then I look at the guy's own name...
Laro Batheshacks the Bald Smile of Teachers. How bad of a sorcerer was he if he had to be taught in a bath shack, and his teachers were left bald?
Bonus points: The buffalo's name was Pili Stokedsizzled the Focus of Quests. Despite being slightly sizzled, she survived and has 30 kills to her name.
Post by: Remalle on December 17, 2009, 06:40:35 pm
Rino.
Post by: Jack_Bread on December 17, 2009, 07:19:05 pm
AKA Jail Twinklingpearl. :)
Post by: PermanentInk on December 18, 2009, 01:40:03 am
I met a female human whos name was Cudal Istrakima.
AKA Jail Twinklingpearl. :)
I'm afraid to ask how old she was.
Post by: Zinc on December 18, 2009, 06:48:06 pm
I modded in rhinos. A rhino killed a human. It's name?
Rino.
REMARKABLE GOOD SIR!
Post by: Jay on December 19, 2009, 06:36:24 pm
Distant relative of Vince.
Post by: Amalgam on December 20, 2009, 08:33:10 am
Post by: assimilateur on December 20, 2009, 08:48:43 am
Post by: Iapetus on December 20, 2009, 07:55:57 pm
I modded in rhinos. A rhino killed a human. It's name?
Rino.
Rhinos? RHINOS?
The cowards! The fools!
Post by: Biag on December 21, 2009, 04:52:30 pm
Bonus points: The buffalo's name was Pili Stokedsizzled the Focus of Quests. Despite being slightly sizzled, she survived and has 30 kills to her name.
Well, of course she was only slightly sizzled, it was probably the Weak Sorcerer who fought her off.
Post by: Lord Dakoth on December 23, 2009, 02:42:32 am
Laughed so hard I almost cried.
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn245/tedtheviking/DF/THCOM.jpg)
Post by: Fastler on December 28, 2009, 07:30:24 pm
Post by: silhouette on December 28, 2009, 08:44:35 pm
I got a fortress named boatsslaughtered. So far it has failed to live up to it's legacy.you did it wrong.
as soon as the rng got you that fort name you should have made it a succession fort.
THEN it would live up to its name, it would be even better (worse?) that boatmurdered.
Post by: Jordo on December 28, 2009, 08:53:24 pm
Post by: Toxicles on December 29, 2009, 02:52:20 am
you did it wrong.
as soon as the rng got you that fort name you should have made it a succession fort.
THEN it would live up to its name, it would be even better (worse?) that boatmurdered.
I don't think it's even possible to live up to the insanity that was boatmurdered.
I just saw a brook named Bitterdeclines the Squid of Complexity.
I mean, total WTF moment.
Post by: Untouchable on December 29, 2009, 06:31:09 pm
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1382/awesomename.png)
Post by: silhouette on December 29, 2009, 07:33:20 pm
Post by: xdarkcodex on December 30, 2009, 03:12:04 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 30, 2009, 04:03:03 am
Post by: Baloubafish on December 30, 2009, 10:35:45 pm
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2771/53664882.jpg)
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/6638/70617568.jpg)
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/4049/14396525.jpg)
Post by: silhouette on December 31, 2009, 12:04:57 am
Post by: Doomshifter on December 31, 2009, 09:52:03 am
"MUP MUP MUP?"
"MUPMUPMUPMUP!"
Post by: Julien Brightside on January 01, 2010, 02:10:29 pm
Post by: xdarkcodex on January 01, 2010, 06:11:42 pm
Post by: Jay on January 03, 2010, 01:17:45 am
...
...
I'll let the picture do the talking.
(http://sites.google.com/site/jaybud4/Home/WhatTheName.png)
Post by: Fault on January 03, 2010, 02:12:45 am
Post by: Phantom on January 03, 2010, 02:20:45 am
Urist McMinor, Dabbling Featherweight Boxer has wet his pants.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 03, 2010, 02:34:47 am
Post by: assimilateur on January 05, 2010, 03:44:02 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A marriage made in heaven.
Post by: kwon on January 05, 2010, 04:31:42 pm
And she's awesome.
= BREAKFAST FTW ;D
Post by: caknuck on January 07, 2010, 10:11:28 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not RNG.
And yes, I was hungry at the time.
Post by: assimilateur on January 07, 2010, 10:46:47 pm
A couple of days ago, I rolled Waspmansions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Anglo-Saxon_Protestant) as my fortress's name.
Post by: Vester on January 08, 2010, 05:38:12 am
Manny Pacquiao, Legendary Boxer has entered the ring.
Urist McMinor, Dabbling Featherweight Boxer has wet his pants.
Just had to pop in and say:
Filipino pride, woo!
Post by: Phantom on January 08, 2010, 01:49:02 pm
Post by: caknuck on January 10, 2010, 10:51:23 pm
In case you can't ready the blurry text (damn you MS Paint!), I'm off to kill Asnam Famousberry the Brave Nuts who happens to live in Womendepths the Ball of Compassion.
Best RNG quest name I've ever had.
Post by: CobaltKobold on January 10, 2010, 10:57:43 pm
Post by: Judas Maccabeus on January 10, 2010, 11:33:22 pm
Boredtalk. His name is Boredtalk. He's just going to start droning on and on now, isn't he?
Post by: Jay on January 11, 2010, 06:56:50 pm
(damn you Joint Photographic Experts Group)Fixed.
...
Use PNG.
Post by: Skeletal_Carp on January 12, 2010, 09:48:02 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vester on January 12, 2010, 09:52:49 am
"Egar the Ugly Buttock is a deity of the Sprayed Castle. Egar most often takes the form of a male dwarf and is associated with lies, treachery, and temperance."
Post by: xdarkcodex on January 12, 2010, 06:11:28 pm
Post by: Cthulhu on January 14, 2010, 03:07:43 pm
The Wall of Blades
Eh, I didn't like it, so I genned another.
The Palisade of Daggers.
:|
Post by: silhouette on January 14, 2010, 11:35:00 pm
Making a new fortress, genned a random group name:epic.
The Wall of Blades
Eh, I didn't like it, so I genned another.
The Palisade of Daggers.
:|
Post by: Stargrasper on January 14, 2010, 11:59:03 pm
Making a new fortress, genned a random group name:
The Wall of Blades
Eh, I didn't like it, so I genned another.
The Palisade of Daggers.
:|
Clearly the game is trying to tell you something.
Post by: Phantom on January 15, 2010, 12:05:34 am
Post by: Majorlag on January 15, 2010, 12:25:06 am
Post by: Phantom on January 15, 2010, 12:35:39 am
Spoiler: Obviously the Famous Dune is famous for Dune. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Jay on January 19, 2010, 09:24:33 pm
Shymn? Add a few letters and that is... Shaymin?
Erm...
Spoiler: Not porn despite the name (click to show/hide)
Post by: xdarkcodex on January 19, 2010, 09:54:49 pm
Post by: silhouette on January 20, 2010, 01:28:46 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 20, 2010, 05:24:57 am
Post by: Jay on January 20, 2010, 02:35:47 pm
What does that even translate to?MANGE RAMPAGE
The Mangy Rampages
EDIT: Forgot about the (c)iv screen for a second there.
Yeah, it's what I thought it was.
Post by: Nobbins on January 20, 2010, 03:54:37 pm
Post by: Biag on January 20, 2010, 11:23:50 pm
I'm fairly new to Adventure mode, but experienced in clicking the 'random name' button a few times without looking then playing. I gave him the first name 'Squibbles'. Last name? Manromanced. >_>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0)
I kind of want to name an adventurer Brotherromanced, and go adventuring with some male compatriot.
Post by: psychologicalshock on January 21, 2010, 09:04:22 pm
Post by: Jay on January 30, 2010, 11:12:24 pm
Not so innocent any more.
Not to mention all that lime buildup.
Because, you know, it's limestone.
Post by: Arucard on February 17, 2010, 11:51:52 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Fault on February 17, 2010, 10:59:32 pm
Post by: Acanthus117 on February 18, 2010, 04:43:01 am
Post by: Arrkhal on February 18, 2010, 05:14:38 pm
Funniest real life surname I've seen: Prettiman.
Post by: The Eviscerator of Gods on February 20, 2010, 02:50:08 am
Post by: Retro on February 20, 2010, 03:47:27 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't even know what to say to that XD
Post by: Fault on February 20, 2010, 05:13:45 am
...except... I wonder what "Ozud" means in goblin langauge?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 20, 2010, 05:26:06 am
Post by: Arucard on February 22, 2010, 08:11:32 am
Post by: LASD on April 07, 2010, 02:37:46 pm
Not really funny, just absolutely amazing:
A goblin civ that is composed of:
638 dusk elves
32 dusk elves as prisoners
781 normans
and only 7 goblins
The name?
Lonngerxung, The Subordinate Wickedness.
... too awesome.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 07, 2010, 02:44:23 pm
Post by: Fault on April 07, 2010, 05:23:51 pm
human civ: the empire of business
human group: the group of god
Hill titan: (name) The bronze sack
Goblin civ: the creepy monsters
Post by: Intelligent Shade of Blue on April 07, 2010, 06:16:30 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Manpearl the werewolf... who dwells in the Eastern Shafts... >_<
Post by: Fault on April 07, 2010, 06:32:25 pm
Post by: Intelligent Shade of Blue on April 07, 2010, 07:28:27 pm
Manpearl is so bad that demons think he's vile.
Indeed... More specifically - and perhaps even more frightening- demons who lead goblinized elves. It seemed every single resident of that dark tower, aside from the demon, was an elf.
Post by: Sylverone on April 08, 2010, 09:48:06 pm
"The Flayed Land" - continent
"The Mountain of Ambiguity"- mountain range (How ambiguous could a mountain range be?)
"The Mountain of Tournaments" - mountain range - Must be Olympus!
"The Hill of Distractions" - hill biome
"The Incidental Jungle of Treasures" - jungle
"The Hot Fair Winter" - tundra (Make up your mind! Is it hot, fair, or winter!)
"The puzzling Water" - ocean
From the new v.31.01:
"The Cavernous Coven", a group
"In 152, the human Obin Castleancient became the holy sheen of The Doctrine of Glossing." (How appropriate.)
"Amxu Poisonsizzled the God-forsaken Cremation of Bejeweling"
And the finale:
"Utes Wraithleaked the Vile Flash of Angels", a legendary goblin as I recall.
Post by: BodyGripper on April 09, 2010, 03:37:15 pm
Also, I once randomly generated a Group known as the Board of Eviscerators. I've been reusing that one ever since.
Post by: Solifuge on April 09, 2010, 03:41:21 pm
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/Figgin/BabinLunker.png)
To add insult to injury, he was killed by being fished up by a bear, while swimming downriver, getting snatched up by its jaws, and shaken around by the torso.
Post by: Fault on April 09, 2010, 05:21:51 pm
Also, I once randomly generated a Group known as the Board of Eviscerators. I've been reusing that one ever since.hah, my randomly generated group name had "EVISCERATE" in it too. I named the save file after them to remember it.
"The Hill of Distractions" - hill biomeFor some reason this is the most terrifying biome name I've seen so far
WHAT THE HELL IS IN THOSE HILLS
Post by: Snorlax Buttblood on April 10, 2010, 10:20:55 am
Religions: "The Crazed Faith" and "The denomination of kissing"
But by far the funniest name (which had me laughing tears) was for a very long mountain range that runs the length of my map vertically, delightfully named "The Hardy Spine of Euphoria" hahaha! Best. penis. joke. ever.
Post by: Mr Doctor on April 10, 2010, 11:46:24 am
He got attacked by 5 wolves, stabbed them all in the gut then took a bloody darn long time trying to stab them to death with a bronze spear while they were vomiting.
Seriously, it's an unconscious wolf lying in a pool of its own bloody vomit and he has to stab it in the fourth left back toe, shattering the nail and accidentally getting his spear stuck in the wound.
That same wolf was earlier stabbed in the head, bruising the muscle, shattering the skull and severing a tendon in the head.
It SUFFOCATED to death ;_;
Bronze spears are hilarious.
Post by: Areku on April 10, 2010, 12:20:27 pm
"In this place, Biban Deler, "Balls of Steel". Strike the earth!"
I <3 RNG.
Post by: BodyGripper on April 10, 2010, 04:17:46 pm
Post by: Omegastick on April 11, 2010, 03:43:25 am
Post by: Dante on April 15, 2010, 11:22:21 pm
Edit: she clearly had six fingers on each hand, if you know what I mean:
(http://i42.tinypic.com/348koqb.png)
Post by: Fault on April 16, 2010, 12:03:38 am
I love that this game keeps track of this.
my favourite one's gotta be "I had a cousin named sigun.. oh and by theway he was also my husband," like she just forgot and added that on there.
Post by: Dante on April 16, 2010, 02:41:02 am
Post by: Raz on April 16, 2010, 06:22:50 am
/thread
Post by: Untelligent on April 16, 2010, 09:29:42 pm
The Wordy Continents
The Disembowled Forest
The Artificial Desert
The Plains of Strangling
The Mire of Families
The Relieved Desert
The Island of Proliferating
The Hills of Wetting
The Hill of Urges
The Hills of Filth
The Pristine Lacy-Hill
The Mucous Water
The Dune of Spiders
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 17, 2010, 12:41:18 pm
FORWARD TO WAR, TOAST-PEOPLE!
Post by: Corona688 on April 18, 2010, 11:42:47 pm
One of my dwarves keeps making figurines of a "Lershi Apeuncle", an apparently badass human who did things like tame eagles and journey all hither and yon. All in compensation for his silly name.
Post by: Intelligent Shade of Blue on April 19, 2010, 12:02:29 am
Post by: silhouette on April 19, 2010, 03:04:26 am
Post by: Luraien on April 19, 2010, 09:37:25 am
Post by: Shmashed on April 19, 2010, 12:27:58 pm
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/8404/huhze.jpg)
Post by: Cerion on April 19, 2010, 03:19:26 pm
Post by: Dante on April 19, 2010, 04:12:25 pm
Post by: Plank of Wood on April 19, 2010, 05:56:43 pm
Post by: Yarn on April 20, 2010, 03:55:28 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: And he dies by the first thing he meets, a dwarven doctor with a battle axe, perfect.
Post by: Boingboingsplat on April 20, 2010, 04:26:34 pm
Post by: deoxys413 on April 26, 2010, 05:51:10 pm
After a Fun accident his son, Inigo Sadmuffin took his place. :P
Post by: Adamantine Fist on April 27, 2010, 12:18:36 pm
EDIT: Okay, just ran across a human town by the name of "The Rabbits of Proliferation".
Post by: The butcher on April 28, 2010, 09:08:59 am
Post by: BodyGripper on April 28, 2010, 09:49:46 am
Post by: The butcher on April 30, 2010, 12:22:15 am
Also kaziz the vomit of rocks was a gods name, so kids we now know that gods are just rock vomit!.
Post by: Jackrabbit on April 30, 2010, 02:08:59 am
oh when i said i had a town called incestslut i meant i saw someone find a town called incest slut
Slut isn't in the vocabulary. It was probably a mod.
Post by: The butcher on April 30, 2010, 02:38:12 am
Post by: assimilateur on April 30, 2010, 02:44:25 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on April 30, 2010, 02:54:41 am
Gosh, you're right. I'm not surprised I missed that. My apologies, Butcher.
Post by: The butcher on May 01, 2010, 03:35:11 am
Post by: SethCreiyd on May 01, 2010, 02:20:53 pm
Post by: Kaiser Reinhard on May 04, 2010, 08:44:27 pm
Post by: Biag on May 04, 2010, 10:17:34 pm
One of my dwarves keeps making figurines of a "Lershi Apeuncle", an apparently badass human who did things like tame eagles and journey all hither and yon. All in compensation for his silly name.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! That's just bananas.
...Sorry, I was just reading the tree-puns thread.
Post by: Barrow on May 05, 2010, 02:17:38 pm
Shame he ate the pick of a berserk miner shortly after embark.
Post by: Maxxeh on May 05, 2010, 03:56:55 pm
'the torments of frigidity'
I guess they like sex? or theres some weird unwillingly frigid goblin tribe out there.. lol
Post by: The Anus of Discontent on May 09, 2010, 12:56:19 pm
Teme Footonion
I assume his feet smell.
Post by: Robocorn on May 09, 2010, 01:05:33 pm
I've since become their greatest enemy
Post by: Fault on May 09, 2010, 03:14:41 pm
The humans kicked me out of Releasebusts
I've since become their greatest enemy
YOU ARE A GREAT MAN
Post by: The Anus of Discontent on May 09, 2010, 05:17:12 pm
I shit you not xD
Post by: lolghurt on May 10, 2010, 05:52:30 am
I am currently in a town named Bitchbitch the Bloated Bitch of Bitches. Seriously
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 10, 2010, 08:33:44 am
Why is random not actually random?I think it's an effect of adding a redundant word to the language file.
I am currently in a town named Bitchbitch the Bloated Bitch of Bitches. Seriously
Post by: Jay on May 10, 2010, 08:36:43 am
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?
Post by: BodyGripper on May 22, 2010, 03:15:54 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on May 22, 2010, 03:34:05 pm
I had a diagnostician dwarf named Urist Zodenzoden.
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?
That's a chief medical dwarf if I ever saw one. Second only to Urist SawBones.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on May 22, 2010, 04:54:44 pm
I had a diagnostician dwarf named Urist Zodenzoden.Does he have his own show?
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?
Post by: Jay on May 23, 2010, 03:47:36 pm
The fort can't afford to cast Hugh Laurie.I had a diagnostician dwarf named Urist Zodenzoden.Does he have his own show?
...Yes, that's right, "Urist Househouse" was a member of my fortress.
It's only fitting, right?
Post by: Dante on May 23, 2010, 04:47:24 pm
And even then, the mould is ...cracked.
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 24, 2010, 06:00:17 am
Post by: elizar on May 24, 2010, 05:58:10 pm
Or
Etru Riddledstakes the Doomed Hell-Heaven of Work
I wonder how it works exactly?
Post by: Mr Frog on May 24, 2010, 09:09:53 pm
Etru Gigolkopoh Urbedshonethcaspa PanIndeed. Even the stakes are riddled.
Or
Etru Riddledstakes the Doomed Hell-Heaven of Work
I wonder how it works exactly?
Post by: elizar on May 28, 2010, 07:40:09 pm
Last name Goodprices.
Okay, appropriate for prostitute, but not a slaughterer.
-r
Furnacenights
Very hot nights, but still not appropriate, still thinking like a prostitute.
-r
Calmexits
...
-r
Bloodkiss
-r
Ownerbound
-r
Knightmute. Then she went to slaughter.
Post by: calrogman on May 28, 2010, 07:48:04 pm
Post by: RJBT on May 29, 2010, 07:58:07 am
Title: The Dessert of Odor ???
Post by: saarmae on May 30, 2010, 02:00:05 am
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Post by: BodyGripper on May 30, 2010, 02:06:31 am
I just came across Ase Trickedpregnant.
Edit: Thrathdad Dabblergirlish
Post by: Azgog on May 31, 2010, 02:06:54 am
A bit off-topic, but what tileset is that?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: saarmae on May 31, 2010, 03:51:26 am
Always ready to help out.A bit off-topic, but what tileset is that?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57557.0
Post by: uber pye on May 31, 2010, 01:20:57 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on June 04, 2010, 11:49:45 am
Post by: Dachande on June 09, 2010, 08:32:59 am
I then started making a name for myself the most logical way: killing everything. What I end up with is the name "Erush Ironhail the Glorious Comedy"
The people in this world must have one twisted sense of humour.
Post by: Medicine Man on June 11, 2010, 09:55:18 am
Post by: Haus Party on June 11, 2010, 10:37:27 am
Post by: PTTG?? on June 11, 2010, 10:47:55 am
You might have customized it, I guess.
Post by: DarthCloakedDwarf on June 11, 2010, 10:55:42 am
Haus Party, I do not believe you did- unless it was modded, dwarves don't use "untoward" language when naming fortresses.Most of the forum is immature enough to have done so.
You might have customized it, I guess.
Post by: PTTG?? on June 11, 2010, 02:10:50 pm
Haus Party, I do not believe you did- unless it was modded, dwarves don't use "untoward" language when naming fortresses.Most of the forum is immature enough to have done so.
You might have customized it, I guess.
I don't know where people get that impression. If anyone thinks this forum is bad, check out Facepunch, the Steam forums, the Haven and Hearth forums, and actually just about any forum.
B12 remains a generally good place.
Post by: granzteel on June 11, 2010, 06:13:08 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on June 11, 2010, 07:34:42 pm
Haus Party, I do not believe you did- unless it was modded, dwarves don't use "untoward" language when naming fortresses.Most of the forum is immature enough to have done so.
You might have customized it, I guess.
I don't know where people get that impression. If anyone thinks this forum is bad, check out Facepunch, the Steam forums, the Haven and Hearth forums, and actually just about any forum.
B12 remains a generally good place.
Well, he didn't say we were immature... just immature enough. 8)
Post by: Meanmelter on June 11, 2010, 07:36:38 pm
Post by: Haus Party on June 12, 2010, 01:09:31 am
Haus Party, I do not believe you did- unless it was modded, dwarves don't use "untoward" language when naming fortresses.
You might have customized it, I guess.
Oh shit, I actually did. I had only viewed it on the map, so I just went back to check it. It must have been one of the first forts I made with 31. I had completely forgotten it. Judging from the size, it was one of the little forts I'll start when I get home drunk and then abandon before bedtime.
Heheh. Anusplunges. Man, I feel silly.
Post by: Medicine Man on June 12, 2010, 01:24:50 am
Post by: LukeRM on June 13, 2010, 04:29:20 am
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Post by: SethCreiyd on June 13, 2010, 02:15:33 pm
Otir is the human word for 'punch.'
Post by: Bingbing on June 13, 2010, 05:18:42 pm
Bonus points for not actually connecting anything, and ending randomly over a long fall down.
ohgodineedbrainbleach
Post by: Tastysaurus Rex on June 13, 2010, 09:57:33 pm
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Post by: Robocorn on June 13, 2010, 10:10:22 pm
the only entity to have killed any titan was gnoll named Drunkus Dimtires.
in addition he's married to a gnoll named Tragreelmas Covernuts.
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5110/drunkus.gif)
Post by: Jacob/Lee on June 13, 2010, 11:15:01 pm
Apparently Haven and Hearth has a battleaxe named "Axe of the Twelfth Bay" I believe, I would know, I play it.Haus Party, I do not believe you did- unless it was modded, dwarves don't use "untoward" language when naming fortresses.Most of the forum is immature enough to have done so.
You might have customized it, I guess.
I don't know where people get that impression. If anyone thinks this forum is bad, check out Facepunch, the Steam forums, the Haven and Hearth forums, and actually just about any forum.
B12 remains a generally good place.
Post by: Medicine Man on June 14, 2010, 05:52:11 am
Post by: Mr Frog on June 15, 2010, 07:20:39 pm
I have just got a dwarf named rith boatmurdered.:O
Finely-crafted engravings. Now. I must see this.
Post by: granzteel on June 18, 2010, 07:54:05 pm
Post by: Andux on June 19, 2010, 02:35:18 am
This may be interpreted in three ways:
- fight(babies)Quote from: Urist McNietzsche
He who fights babies should take care that he does not become a baby, for when you gaze long into the crib, the crib also gazes into you.
- fight-babies, in reference to the time-honored dwarven tradition of carrying infants into battle...
- babies.fight (http://sharkey.gamespite.net/?p=17)() ... that they might learn to crush their enemies underfoot, even with their very first steps!
Battle-babies: Dwarfy concept, or dwarfiest concept?
Post by: Terisuke on June 19, 2010, 10:33:22 pm
Ast Roottools the Worthy Shadows of Defense
Edzul Wheelbronze the Blazes of Evisceration (my best killer, but of course)
Dishmab Domainstaff the Elevated Face of Fists
Adil Pagesalve the Duties of Law
Urist Ragpuzzle the Square Glade of Metal
And my new squad captain is titleless, but his last name is "Murderwires". That's pretty much the only reason he got to be captain. Cmdr. Dishmab wields Gildphrase the New Lash, an artifact adamantine battle axe. Cpt. Murderwires wields The Ace Clearing, another artifact adamantine battle axe. My weaponsmiths, they love me.
Oh, and my arsenal dwarf nee expedition leader is Aban Whipsabre, which is just eminently badass.
Post by: Sdonourg on June 20, 2010, 07:46:37 am
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Post by: Kobold Troubadour on June 20, 2010, 08:08:37 am
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Elf1: Dude! what the hell?...
Elf2: You were taking to long! Too much stare downs and flashy moves! I'm freakin' hungry man!
Irony and Dwarf Fortress, forever intertwined.
Post by: Medicine Man on June 20, 2010, 08:59:13 am
What a name...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Can't...breathe....laughing t- Dwarf Mc Dwarf has suffocated.
I was playing Genesis Mod and got a goblin named Bosa Shankthieves,he must really hate those thieves
Post by: BodyGripper on June 27, 2010, 06:50:57 pm
Edit: Just found a giant weasel made of snow named "Baddemon"
Post by: TicklemeFeather on June 30, 2010, 07:22:39 pm
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My militia commander has become known as "The Fed Shark of Persuasion". Sounds like a big fat gangster.
You think thats bad, i had my milita commander become known as "The Creative Shaft of Fat"
Now whats that meant to mean O.o
Post by: Medicine Man on June 30, 2010, 08:07:48 pm
My militia commander has become known as "The Fed Shark of Persuasion". Sounds like a big fat gangster.You have struck digimushroom!you see a binary pit....
Edit: Just found a giant weasel made of snow named "Baddemon"
Post by: Untelligent on July 01, 2010, 09:34:43 pm
-The Continents of Squashing
-The Boat-Plain of Smiles
-The Most Island
-The Ultimate Forest
-The Forest of Clods
-The Fat Glacier
-The Dune of Wiping
-The Hill of Distraction
Post by: assimilateur on July 02, 2010, 06:37:09 am
Post by: Miko19 on July 02, 2010, 09:24:01 am
And
Urist Masmel
And
Dunes of dune (or something like that)
Post by: Medicine Man on July 02, 2010, 10:13:52 am
Post by: SethCreiyd on July 07, 2010, 07:07:46 am
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Post by: Acanthus117 on July 07, 2010, 09:33:12 pm
IT IS THAT ^
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Post by: Medicine Man on July 11, 2010, 01:44:45 pm
I just got a dwarf migrant with an interesting name.Now all you need to do is find a way to add the nuts of pregnancy to the end of it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ricky on July 11, 2010, 07:13:47 pm
i think they were both humans
urist smashedballs
and
urist squashednuts
Post by: cartmann on July 12, 2010, 08:09:29 pm
looking in the legends i found two funny names, the verb/noun names
i think they were both humans
urist smashedballs
and
urist squashednuts
Pics or didn't happen. (Sorry, but two humans named urist with almost identical last names, coincidentally being very funny? come on...)
Post by: Meanmelter on July 12, 2010, 11:09:27 pm
I don't even think Urist is a human name.looking in the legends i found two funny names, the verb/noun names
i think they were both humans
urist smashedballs
and
urist squashednuts
Pics or didn't happen. (Sorry, but two humans named urist with almost identical last names, coincidentally being very funny? come on...)
Agreed with above quote.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on July 13, 2010, 12:27:58 am
(http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/211/randomnames.jpg)
Mmmmm, free cake...
Wait...Nusbi means Bunny in human. Bunny Freecake? huh...
Post by: Creamcorn on July 13, 2010, 06:24:37 am
Collected some while creating a new adventurer to test the updates...
*SNIP*
Mmmmm, free cake...
Wait...Nusbi means Bunny in human. Bunny Freecake? huh...
Bunny Freecake, imagine someone having a name like that in real life.
:3
Post by: Medicine Man on July 13, 2010, 06:27:23 am
Post by: Remalle on July 13, 2010, 01:57:13 pm
It's not, but considering it's used as the generic universal everyname, and the guy probably didn't remember their names, so...I don't even think Urist is a human name.looking in the legends i found two funny names, the verb/noun namesPics or didn't happen. (Sorry, but two humans named urist with almost identical last names, coincidentally being very funny? come on...)
i think they were both humans
urist smashedballs
and
urist squashednuts
Agreed with above quote.
Post by: BodyGripper on July 13, 2010, 02:37:55 pm
Collected some while creating a new adventurer to test the updates...
*SNIP*
Mmmmm, free cake...
Wait...Nusbi means Bunny in human. Bunny Freecake? huh...
Bunny Freecake, imagine someone having a name like that in real life.
:3
Kinda' sounds like a third-party presidential candidate.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on July 13, 2010, 03:27:05 pm
Post by: Shogger on July 13, 2010, 03:48:32 pm
But then I've had cool ones like, "The Copper Deaths," or "The Geared Eagles."
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on July 14, 2010, 06:14:03 am
Squad name win. Sort of..
Post by: Ricky on July 14, 2010, 11:42:32 am
what else was i gonna call them..
bob?
Post by: assimilateur on July 14, 2010, 12:00:30 pm
Urist isn't their real names.
What else was I gonna call them...
Bob?
Here's a suggestion:
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Two humans with the following surnames: Smashedballs and Squashednuts.
Post by: Weird Guy on July 14, 2010, 03:03:12 pm
Jasro Fruitquake
Post by: Creamcorn on July 14, 2010, 03:36:48 pm
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/iriad/glovedloves.png)
Squad name win. Sort of..
Bonus points if you make them wrestlers (if you know what I mean).
Post by: Eric Blank on July 15, 2010, 03:04:37 am
My adventurer is named anuseater, and I found a town named pissabbey once. That's what you get when you remove the preferences and restrictions for naming from a civilization's entity profile. RNG.
Post by: BodyGripper on July 15, 2010, 10:17:00 pm
Also, an engraving called "The Hateful Meat"
Post by: Rice on July 17, 2010, 09:17:01 am
Edit: Fixed the name
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on July 17, 2010, 03:15:07 pm
Although right now that squad only holds one marksdwarf, who probably chose that name himself. And now refuses to do anything but individual combat drills unless i station him somewhere.
Waaaaait. "Individual combat drill".....?
Ew. Not in my barracks you don't!
Wanker..
Post by: Jiharo on July 19, 2010, 05:26:24 pm
Poor elf was craftsman. I imagine he was at least somewhat dwarfy.
Post by: TheSummoner on July 23, 2010, 09:03:18 pm
The guy I went with was Bembul Erarlogem... Bembul Ledpainted
Post by: Bralbaard on July 25, 2010, 02:13:34 am
(a human warlord in my world)
Post by: frostilicus on July 26, 2010, 01:47:12 pm
Frostilicus Lenodatîs Kilrudbogsosh Tat
Frostilicus Seedstakes the Bronze Brigands of Touching
Post by: Medicine Man on July 27, 2010, 07:43:43 pm
Post by: Ilkenaal on July 27, 2010, 08:06:46 pm
"Congratulations, you won the race!"
"I did? Whoops."
Post by: Luraien on July 29, 2010, 10:50:17 am
Post by: Person on July 29, 2010, 11:48:45 pm
One of the Human towns is called Tirednose, created by the League of Bones.
The other town is Inchlabored, created by the Confederacy of Chains. Is moving an inch a labor because of the chains?
Dark fortress is Flighthated, created by the Eternal Evils.
Elven retreat is called Waspwatches. THE BUGS ARE ELVEN SPIES AAA.
A cave called the Abyss of Roughness.
A cave called the Breachscar the Dented Hammer. Just explored a bit and it has 3 cyclops in it.
Pretty neat pocket world.
Post by: monkeyfetus on July 31, 2010, 06:30:48 am
Post by: Antsan on July 31, 2010, 06:51:33 am
Post by: Person on July 31, 2010, 07:33:48 pm
Thikut Shimmeredrack. Erm...
Melbil Nosearmor.
Lulo Yornuts. Lol.
The Demon is called Azstrog Glowingflickered the Sizzling Fly. Azstrog was associated with tortue, death and fire. In 1, Azstrog became the leader of the Eternal Evils. In 1, Azstrog settled in flighthated. In 1, Azstrog took up residence in The Unthinkable Palace(I read it as The Unthinkable Place at first) in Flighthated. Pretty awesome actually.
Akmol Soaproast. Yum Soap.
Found a couple dumber ones.
Post by: Medicine Man on August 01, 2010, 10:48:00 am
Maybe they're all betwenn 6 and 13 years old. ::)Huh?what do you mean?
Post by: Josephus on August 01, 2010, 11:10:41 am
Post by: monkeyfetus on August 01, 2010, 05:03:42 pm
I was wondering why the hell my ears were always ringing in elementary school, and then it went away. That's really interesting.
Post by: Nivim on August 01, 2010, 05:59:31 pm
Post by: breadbocks on August 01, 2010, 08:00:41 pm
Post by: monkeyfetus on August 02, 2010, 03:43:13 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 02, 2010, 05:25:17 am
Post by: Rrido on August 06, 2010, 01:20:38 pm
First an island called The Sacrificial Continent, south of it was The Disemboweled Island.
The largest area was called something like The Stormy Continent of Searching. While I was playing the game seemed to call it something else, but I can't remember what.
In the south-west corner there was a group of mountains called The Tooth of Comets.
Farther north-east there were two deserts, The Desert of Skulls and The Desert of Burning.
There was also a jungle called The Organized Jungle. Makes me wonder if God suffers from OCD.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on August 07, 2010, 03:21:20 am
Some odd forgotten beasts:
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Some cool dwarven deities:
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Some very...kinky human deities...(unsurprisingly, mostly male)
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Post by: Eric Blank on August 07, 2010, 05:49:22 pm
Post by: carebear on August 07, 2010, 06:26:10 pm
The Adventurous Creative Tulip-Desert :o
The Rounded Hills of Delighting
The Man-Steppe of Racing
The Anguished Fist-Hills
The Dead Beak
The Golden Lucid Rock-Hill
The Desert of Incidents
The Swamps of Amazing
The Primitive Obeisant Hill
The Permanent Frills-Desert
The Twinkling Peaceful Hill
The Winter of Meteors
The Prophecy-Steppe of Planets
The Obscure Dance-Hill
The Point of Butterflies
Forgotten Beasts of the Momentous Planet:
Lish RoastedSoldiers
Pelese DeathTumors
Ipan Bitedied
Mondul the Pus of Ooze
Ngogngo Pukelusts
Iteg Oozepukes
At the Murky Beach
And the last one:
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A three eyed... Monitor?
Post by: Untelligent on August 07, 2010, 08:19:36 pm
Post by: nbonaparte on August 08, 2010, 04:20:31 pm
Post by: uber pye on August 08, 2010, 06:34:35 pm
ULTRA SMILES
THE HAPPYIST PLACE ON DORF
>8D
Post by: INSANEcyborg on August 08, 2010, 09:32:54 pm
Edit: Just after I posted I remembered this was adventure mode discussion and not dwarf mode, oh well, its still funny
Post by: Medicine Man on August 09, 2010, 07:45:55 pm
I had an artifact called "The Rewards of Flushing". Rewards are always nice right? Well this artifact was a casket...Drop the casket into water and use pumps to flush it away,it is asking for it.
Edit: Just after I posted I remembered this was adventure mode discussion and not dwarf mode, oh well, its still funny
Post by: Jay on August 09, 2010, 10:11:56 pm
I had an artifact called "The Rewards of Flushing". Rewards are always nice right? Well this artifact was a casket...This is pretty much our go-to "Funny Names" thread for the game.
Edit: Just after I posted I remembered this was adventure mode discussion and not dwarf mode, oh well, its still funny
It could probably do with a move to DF General Discussion at this point.
Possibly even a sticky, so people quit making so many carbon copy threads for their own funniest name.
Post by: Johuotar on August 10, 2010, 12:11:05 pm
The materials are just acasia and willow and menaces spikes of acasia, but the name is most fitting I've ever had. (for artifact)
Post by: Ten_Tacles on August 23, 2010, 11:51:13 am
Also, I have a clown of shadow with a very fitting name...
"Deathghost".
I think that name is just awesome XD
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on August 23, 2010, 12:09:44 pm
My human was something like 'Owbashastol' and I just shortened it to 'Uzu Bash'.
Post by: Ten_Tacles on August 23, 2010, 12:25:15 pm
"Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.
Best name ever.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on August 23, 2010, 03:52:12 pm
Such names are earned by fighting, right? I'd imagine it's either a bad kind of dripping, or she's "wrestled" a lot of tentacle demons.... which would still be a rather bad kind of dripping. Ew."Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.
Best name ever.
Post by: Ten_Tacles on August 23, 2010, 04:01:53 pm
I didn't knew dwarves were that asian orientated.Such names are earned by fighting, right? I'd imagine it's either a bad kind of dripping, or she's "wrestled" a lot of tentacle demons.... which would still be a rather bad kind of dripping. Ew."Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.
Best name ever.
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on August 23, 2010, 05:34:19 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on August 23, 2010, 10:17:34 pm
"Petalbust the Crotch of Dripping". No implication of whether that's good or bad dripping, but it's a hell of a name for a girl.
"Petalbust" sounds kind of erotic, so I'll say it's good dripping.
Quote
In Garnishedshocks, the local rulers are The Coalition of Toast and the religious leaders are The Buttery Creed. All a part of your complete Fruity Confederacies.
Hahaha, I like that a lot!
Post by: Kregoth on August 24, 2010, 01:39:31 am
"The image relate to the founding of TombsMurdered by The Palisade of Murder of the Deified Papers"
Post by: Angry Bob on August 24, 2010, 04:07:39 pm
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on August 24, 2010, 10:14:44 pm
Post by: random guardian on August 25, 2010, 05:36:17 pm
urist mc legend: I seek the capital!
warlord: We are in Virginswill
warlord: The Nations of Pregnancy founded the town Virginswill
urist mc legend: :P Just tell me what to kill...
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on August 25, 2010, 10:20:24 pm
Also, the name 'Testdungeon' managed to get into worldgen. It doesn't appear on the map, but events there are on crafts and in Legends.
Post by: Lollikus on August 26, 2010, 05:43:01 am
I thought the Goblins finally were doing something useful for the society.
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Post by: Deon on August 26, 2010, 05:49:57 am
Post by: ThothAgrippa on August 26, 2010, 08:19:39 pm
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on August 28, 2010, 01:40:29 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 29, 2010, 03:06:36 am
Of course the game insists on crashing immediately afterward ::)
Post by: Medicine Man on August 29, 2010, 03:11:25 am
The bewilderment of bleeding was an exceptionly designed engraving relating to the impalement of a dwarf (the dwarf bled to death...how ironic.)
Post by: Kaeoz Crimson on August 29, 2010, 04:05:51 pm
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on August 30, 2010, 01:34:24 pm
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on September 01, 2010, 08:54:07 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 01, 2010, 09:25:42 am
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on September 01, 2010, 10:52:18 am
Post by: BurningLed on September 01, 2010, 05:06:12 pm
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on September 02, 2010, 01:48:02 pm
EDIT: And Trussmined the Crevice of Slapping. Is it just me, or is there a bondage theme going on with these caves?
Post by: Eric Blank on September 02, 2010, 10:06:38 pm
Save our children! Drown the nobles!
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 02, 2010, 11:41:14 pm
(http://img251.imageshack.us/i/savethekidsdrownthenobl.png/)(http://a.imageshack.us/img251/1399/savethekidsdrownthenobl.png)
Save our children! Drown the nobles!
^That's how it's done. Imageshack sucks.
Post by: Acanthus117 on September 02, 2010, 11:43:48 pm
Post by: Tiny Adventure Captain on September 04, 2010, 03:19:31 pm
I find this kind of hilarious.
Post by: Mountain-King on September 05, 2010, 01:14:30 am
He is tall and incredibly skinny.
Post by: shoehorn5 on September 05, 2010, 03:13:03 am
yep.
Post by: Medicine Man on September 05, 2010, 05:06:48 am
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/192whatox.jg)Chances are that's from Runesmith or something similar.
yep.
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on September 05, 2010, 07:06:49 am
yep.Low Social Awareness, below average Empathy...small for a dwarf....
Man, he just doesn't really care anymore. I doubt his name will affect him in anyway.
Post by: Knigel on September 06, 2010, 02:20:50 am
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on September 06, 2010, 02:53:16 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on September 06, 2010, 09:22:45 pm
(http://img251.imageshack.us/i/savethekidsdrownthenobl.png/)
Save our children! Drown the nobles!^That's how it's done. Imageshack sucks.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It was working when I left it here :c
Post by: Knigel on September 06, 2010, 09:31:38 pm
Post by: Josephus on September 06, 2010, 09:48:14 pm
I recently passed over "The Bridge of Hop", but that's only really funny if you've seen/read Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
That was my favorite moment in the fanfic, hilarious spelling errors aside.
Post by: Acanthus117 on September 06, 2010, 09:52:24 pm
Post by: tzkal on September 06, 2010, 10:40:36 pm
Xim Atunazweng Ubacrithodthramawthrar Nesa
or
Xim Meatbane, The Hungry Adventurous Persuasive-Disembowelment of Victims
Post by: PTTG?? on September 08, 2010, 03:19:55 pm
One that goes up to random townsfolk and says "please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can I eat your guts?"
And the townsperson thinks for a moment and says "Yeah, why not."
Post by: Svarte Troner on September 08, 2010, 04:06:36 pm
Unfortunately, an alligator killed him.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 09, 2010, 02:16:45 am
Also, what the fidget is up with the random position names? High Canyon? Holy Moral? I saw High Palisade once.
Post by: Johuotar on September 09, 2010, 06:04:51 am
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on September 09, 2010, 07:03:22 am
Post by: elizar on September 10, 2010, 06:47:30 pm
There was one nice pantheon, but lacking in males. As I was writing down the name of the last god, the thoughts went somewhat like this.
Matul Romanceadored
Probably godess of Love
Title - The Hairy Drums
o_O
Female Dwarf - Lust
Yeaaah... female dwarves have beards, and they probably have a lot of chest hair.
Post by: Vercingetorix on September 11, 2010, 09:34:58 pm
Post by: Knigel on September 11, 2010, 10:27:12 pm
EDIT: And a group called "The Fellowship of Confusing of the The Empires of Spooning"
Post by: Kaeoz Crimson on September 15, 2010, 07:26:44 pm
<Human female first name> Lovelyshown, The Failed Emissary Of Intricacy.
She earned that title at some point during her genocide of the elven race... with a whip. She wasn't even trying to wipe them all out, either, she was going to spare the children, but they kept dying after a few cracks of the whip. (She was hoping that with enough emotional and physical trauma induced over generations, the elves would eventually become a stronger, more dangerous race. However, after she had wiped out three colonies, all of which were unable to even bruise her, she decided that the elves were really just too weak to survive any sort of improvement, and after she wiped out the elves, drowned herself.
Post by: Samuel on September 19, 2010, 03:16:03 am
Say the last name to yourself a couple times.
Post by: deoxys413 on September 22, 2010, 10:47:52 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 22, 2010, 12:07:53 pm
Post by: Dok Enkephalin on September 22, 2010, 03:32:42 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on September 25, 2010, 09:02:40 am
It's an elvish nation, not a drag revue. Not that there's much difference.
Hehe. I'm thinking of sigging that.
Post by: PTTG?? on September 25, 2010, 01:52:55 pm
Post by: Jacob/Lee on September 26, 2010, 11:25:30 am
Post by: Victuz on September 26, 2010, 12:58:07 pm
"(something something I forgot) The legendary flowers of doom"
O_o. They're elves...
Post by: Krath on September 27, 2010, 01:59:57 am
This will be a glorious adventure.
Post by: xdarkcodex on September 27, 2010, 02:35:29 am
I just randomly generated a new adventurer as a Human Maceman named Asu Foundburied.Zombie in disguise
This will be a glorious adventure.
Post by: ventuz on September 27, 2010, 02:52:32 am
Post by: Bohandas on September 27, 2010, 10:20:04 pm
Post by: Bohandas on September 27, 2010, 10:24:10 pm
...I wonder if they have milk there...
Post by: treytrey119 on September 28, 2010, 12:49:04 pm
Post by: Knigel on September 28, 2010, 08:58:13 pm
Post by: xdarkcodex on September 28, 2010, 10:57:58 pm
Post by: Nivim on September 29, 2010, 11:03:16 pm
the bridge bridge.It's amazing how often that happens in reality, assuming those were in different languages.
Post by: xnrad on September 30, 2010, 04:24:55 pm
Death by fart. You cant make this stuff up.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 01, 2010, 04:36:58 am
Post by: Rizyq on October 01, 2010, 07:36:38 pm
I just got "Thudu Lastretniwir" aka "Thudu Surprisewinter"
hmm, I think I'll use that :)
EDIT:
Apparently there's a nearby cathedral called "The Ungodly Cathedral" and the people are "Servants of Quothest" and are part of "The Bad Order"
They wanted me to seek the higher mysteries of jealousy.
Hehe
Post by: Seriyu on October 01, 2010, 08:58:34 pm
A sand raider civilization in CivForge.
Post by: truckman1 on October 03, 2010, 02:29:51 am
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on October 05, 2010, 04:36:36 pm
That's right, Usmok, the master of cati.
Post by: BodyGripper on October 06, 2010, 12:52:35 am
'Cause hey, who can blame you?
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 06, 2010, 01:29:12 am
Post by: Medicine Man on October 06, 2010, 09:27:32 pm
I just generated an adventurer named "amxu foldeddoom"
I never knew doom could be folded. Last time I tried the disk shattered.
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on October 06, 2010, 09:36:08 pm
I never knew doom could be folded. Last time I tried the disk shattered.I am so sigging that.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 07, 2010, 03:09:06 am
Post by: Andux on October 07, 2010, 08:48:24 am
Unfolding it in a way that would still allow it to be read would be a bigger problem though. :)
You could always put it in a 2D barcode and fold the printout.
Spoiler: ZOMG DOOM (click to show/hide)
Megaproject idea: Encode the Dwarf Fortress .zip as a 2D barcode, then construct a fortress in the shape of the barcode. Bonus points for successfully decoding it and playing the fort in the decoded copy of Dwarf Fortress.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 08, 2010, 11:01:20 am
Megaproject idea: Encode the Dwarf Fortress .zip as a 2D barcode, then construct a fortress in the shape of the barcode. Bonus points for successfully decoding it and playing the fort in the decoded copy of Dwarf Fortress.
I'd sig that if I haven't done that already.
Post by: FearfulJesuit on October 08, 2010, 02:07:45 pm
Post by: Furtuka on October 09, 2010, 09:56:10 am
Post by: magmaholic on October 10, 2010, 03:44:35 pm
No,really.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on October 10, 2010, 04:32:23 pm
Post by: Samuel on October 11, 2010, 10:41:13 pm
Whatever horrible, horrible event happened to earn it that name, I hope it happened to an elf.
Post by: DumbfoundedElf on October 14, 2010, 07:27:37 pm
It made me want to be a lasher so badly.
Post by: Knigel on October 14, 2010, 09:17:25 pm
My current character I'm playing as is named "Zar Soundwhipped"
It made me want to be a lasher so badly.
Name your next adventurer "Ka Soundwhipped".
Post by: BodyGripper on October 14, 2010, 09:59:50 pm
Whatever horrible, horrible event happened to earn it that name, I hope it happened to an elf.
Hehe. I'm thinking of sigging that. But I'm not sure if I want two quotes from the same page in my sig... we'll see.
Post by: DagLagPurjo on October 24, 2010, 06:14:18 am
I promptly changed my first name to Dick and killed everyone.
I didn't wear any pants.
Tubbulb the Murder-Bandit of Perfecting is the best name for a brook ever.
Post by: Samuel on October 24, 2010, 04:23:49 pm
Dwarves- The Gate of Zeal
Goblin- The Ruthlessness of Helms
Elves- ...The Famous Silkinesses
The random name generator is working just fine.
Post by: Cyroth on October 24, 2010, 11:17:32 pm
Needless to say that I killed the warlord who gave me that quest... did he really think I'd fall for such an obvious trap?
I bet he just wanted engravings of what would have happened if I had gone there >:(
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 29, 2010, 05:40:21 pm
Back in 31.12 my female human adventurer was asked to kill a minotaur named "Rapefondled" and he lived in a cave named "childvomit".
Needless to say that I killed the warlord who gave me that quest... did he really think I'd fall for such an obvious trap?
I bet he just wanted engravings of what would have happened if I had gone there >:(
.....did I really just get a boner from this?
Post by: Eurus on October 31, 2010, 01:37:42 am
He got married and had a lot of kids, among them are:
Ijam Wildnesshug, who himself had a son named Tomca Yawningviper
Us Wetbear
and Cero Pantscobra who decided to marry Egesh Deeptwigs, and had a boy named Cika Bellyglisten.
Post by: BodyGripper on October 31, 2010, 12:35:58 pm
Post by: Confused111 on October 31, 2010, 08:34:57 pm
Post by: Knigel on October 31, 2010, 09:36:37 pm
Wait, was it a boy or girl? I'm not sure which would be funnier.
Post by: Eurus on November 01, 2010, 01:12:39 am
Actually some of them aren't really that bad by themselves, it's more that they're all related. A whole family of innuendo. When I found Pantscobra and noticed his dad was named Snakestaff, I had to check his siblings.
Post by: occulten on November 02, 2010, 12:40:48 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Emliupp on November 02, 2010, 07:27:16 am
Post by: WrathNail on November 02, 2010, 07:40:06 am
Post by: Emliupp on November 02, 2010, 11:48:46 am
Haven't played Adventurer Mode, but an immigrant by the name of "Singleball" just wandered into my fort.
Post by: Samuel on November 02, 2010, 09:04:07 pm
Post by: Samuel on November 02, 2010, 09:05:42 pm
I wonder what happened to his other ball.Haven't played Adventurer Mode, but an immigrant by the name of "Singleball" just wandered into my fort.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rob Allen on November 03, 2010, 11:34:53 pm
Back in 31.12 my female human adventurer was asked to kill a minotaur named "Rapefondled" and he lived in a cave named "childvomit".
Needless to say that I killed the warlord who gave me that quest... did he really think I'd fall for such an obvious trap?
I bet he just wanted engravings of what would have happened if I had gone there >:(
.....did I really just get a boner from this?
Suddenly DF becomes a Japanese Hentai RPG?? lol.
Had a female human adventurer with the name "Wet Badcrabs"
There's some history there I think...
Post by: Silent_Thunder on November 05, 2010, 12:00:14 pm
I think this sums up DF nicely.
Post by: Samuel on November 05, 2010, 04:44:08 pm
I don't know if that means a tattoo of a hammer, or a hammer with tattoos on it somehow, but either way it's badass.
Is it possible to create a warhammer and attach an image in leather onto it?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 05, 2010, 08:08:54 pm
Post by: Comrade_Fregge on November 06, 2010, 06:42:42 am
I wonder what happened to his other ball.Haven't played Adventurer Mode, but an immigrant by the name of "Singleball" just wandered into my fort.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Love that movie.
Post by: DumbfoundedElf on November 07, 2010, 01:28:38 pm
Hopefully he doesn't get killed in an instant.
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on November 07, 2010, 01:40:20 pm
A brewer.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on November 07, 2010, 05:14:10 pm
Post by: NewSheoth on November 08, 2010, 01:36:48 pm
Post by: Earwig on November 09, 2010, 01:08:03 am
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2lbicr6.jpg)
The happy virignal populace would have the ideal life on the Safe Hills, if not for their neighbors...
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2wnd8b7.jpg)
Luckily, they're separated by...
(http://oi53.tinypic.com/orv21d.jpg)
Post by: Urist McFly on November 09, 2010, 10:05:31 am
My favorite so far has been Braincandies the zombie.
Oh wow, Braincandies is by far the most appropriate name the RNG could have chosen for a zombie.
That's just so awesome!
(And yes, I know the post is old as sin.)
Post by: NewSheoth on November 12, 2010, 09:36:16 am
Just encountered a human lawgiver in a castle. His aunt was killed by a hag named Obi Deaddied the Sable Crypts. Yeah, Obi-Wan is pretty dead in that world...
New one: A town named Stabchampions. They're either very good at stabbing, or don't like champions that much...
Post by: Cyroth on November 12, 2010, 03:31:33 pm
Why do I always end up with names that are very... curious? (Or sexually offensive) :D
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Knigel on November 12, 2010, 08:41:37 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on November 13, 2010, 11:26:20 pm
I believe I was just attacked by the FCC...
Post by: Sylverone on November 14, 2010, 11:23:47 pm
I love this name:
*Rel Trumpethonor the Honest Heart of Romancing*, human bowwoman adventurer
Post by: Rakonas on November 15, 2010, 03:52:41 am
Post by: NewSheoth on November 15, 2010, 04:01:00 am
My one-armed badass adventurer just got sent to kill a monstrous bridegroom of evil into the Graves of Burying. Yeeeah. Conspicious as hell.
Post by: Kamamura on November 15, 2010, 06:49:39 am
Hamlet called Helpfulsystem
Evil goblin gang Romantic Colors
Another one called Fat of Wickedness
Right now I am Urist Attacksyrups
The generator is hilarious. ;D
Climatic Councils
Coalition of Controllers
Problematic Sweetnesses
League of Drinks
Society of Defenses
Post by: Jacob/Lee on November 15, 2010, 08:14:39 pm
Hammerwoman: Hello, adventurer! Welcome to Virginsquirted!
Me: ...
*cough* Uh... Yea.... Would you like to join me on my adventures?
Hammerwoman: I would.... Rather not
Me: Okay... I'm cool with that.... *shifts away slowly*
Post by: Roundabout Lout on November 16, 2010, 09:23:14 pm
Post by: Sylverone on November 16, 2010, 11:26:04 pm
EDIT:
...who has just been sent to kill Tegism Lulledpulled.
Post by: Yoink on November 17, 2010, 07:01:35 am
Post by: killran on November 17, 2010, 11:38:26 am
Post by: veok on November 17, 2010, 10:10:28 pm
But wait, you cry, that's not funny -- that's an awesome name for a dwarf!
Ah, and that's the thing. The Bearded Head-Crusher of Rogues is a female elf peasant. Though she did crush a few heads.
Post by: PTTG?? on November 18, 2010, 02:02:58 am
Post by: Kobold Troubadour on November 18, 2010, 02:30:38 am
Elves name Idala Geniusdrunken (for the dwarf in you), Vafice Cactusvirgin, Alu Howlromances, Lene Musicalprison & Avafi Beardedtrampled
Dorfs named: Mebzuth Whippedlaboured & Urvad Mineblown (For all your mining needs, Call Urvad!)
Human named Escu Romanticpaddled
Goblins named: Stosbub Incesttongue, Snodub Bowelcruelty (An immortal with an unending diarrhea)
Mountain Halls called: Bandrocks & Beerrag...
Regions named: the Hill of Racks, the Dune of Stroking & the Hills of Squirting. All were right next to each other....
And lastly, the G.I. Joe's of this world:
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/9310/fellowshipofrings.jpg)
Post by: Yoink on November 18, 2010, 03:00:10 am
Post by: Kamamura on November 18, 2010, 11:49:21 am
Post by: EZLocks on November 18, 2010, 03:04:42 pm
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on November 18, 2010, 04:26:14 pm
This was my third adventurers name and title all random! it was awsome!
Post by: Eurus on November 18, 2010, 04:50:21 pm
Post by: Icee77 on November 18, 2010, 04:51:11 pm
Post by: Untelligent on November 19, 2010, 01:06:13 am
Post by: magistrate101 on November 19, 2010, 01:08:49 am
Post by: NewSheoth on November 19, 2010, 10:58:59 am
Post by: EZLocks on November 19, 2010, 12:01:14 pm
An elven forest retreat called Nutstabbed. Right next to it is another forest retreat named Sisterswallows.
DF should be rated M for Mature.
Post by: NewSheoth on November 19, 2010, 12:20:54 pm
An elven forest retreat called Nutstabbed. Right next to it is another forest retreat named Sisterswallows.
DF should be rated M for Mature.
No, DF should be rated M for Manly.
Post by: PTTG?? on November 19, 2010, 12:31:11 pm
It is already rated D for Dwarf.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on November 19, 2010, 03:04:57 pm
Post by: NewSheoth on November 19, 2010, 03:22:34 pm
Post by: caknuck on November 19, 2010, 03:22:42 pm
Post by: Samuel on November 19, 2010, 06:19:44 pm
That's right. These guys are so badass, they sell violence.
Post by: Yoink on November 19, 2010, 09:41:59 pm
"Tell them it was the Terrible Whores, if you live!"
...I like to think they were laughing as they said it, 'cause otherwise... :D
Post by: Dante on November 20, 2010, 02:07:09 am
Post by: Javarock on November 20, 2010, 02:36:57 am
What?
Post by: NewSheoth on November 20, 2010, 10:12:46 am
A Dwarven civilization named "The Merchants of Combating."
That's right. These guys are so badass, they sell violence.
Limited offer! Canned Violence, only 2 dwarfbucks apiece! Get it now!
Added:
Group of goblin bandits ran up to shout at my goblin and his own band of goblin bandits...
"Tell them it was the Terrible Whores, if you live!"
...I like to think they were laughing as they said it, 'cause otherwise... :D
Only Terrible Whores do that much damage!
Post by: Javarock on November 20, 2010, 01:28:23 pm
Even better, Theres a spearman whos name is "Pis Scrubtown"
Post by: Confused111 on November 20, 2010, 01:44:21 pm
Post by: antone on November 21, 2010, 12:54:10 am
Post by: Dryvus on November 21, 2010, 02:27:06 pm
Post by: Jacob/Lee on November 21, 2010, 09:55:11 pm
I am walking around with an adventurer named "Lisa Disouslig," or "Lisa Fingerblew"
Post by: Eurus on November 22, 2010, 03:55:55 pm
Post by: Spaghetti7 on November 23, 2010, 02:32:55 am
He got completely slaughtered by bogeymen, but it was a good name.
Post by: Samuel on November 23, 2010, 02:58:53 am
Othud the Peaceful Virtue
Takes the form of a male dwarf and is associated with charity and generosity.
Post by: BodyGripper on November 23, 2010, 10:55:29 pm
He seems like more of a fortress-mode type.
Post by: Andux on November 27, 2010, 06:20:34 pm
Quote from: Cilko Ladgibadu, human female lasher
I am Cilko Wipedbabies. Prepare to die!
???
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on November 27, 2010, 06:27:03 pm
Post by: armajaro on November 27, 2010, 06:36:39 pm
Post by: NotPete on November 27, 2010, 10:05:55 pm
The Council of Stabbing (You don't want to cross them)
The Tomb of Depressions (Awww :()
The Fellowship of Organizing (The least interesting fellowship ever)
The League of Pranks
The Fleshy Influences ( :-\)
The League of Sports (All of them)
The Mines of Brunch (I suggest their plump helmet waffles with finely minced plump helmet)
The Contested Feasts (Presumably at war with The Mines of Brunch)
The Passionate Machine (They've learned to love! :D)
The Decent Mountian (It's alright, I guess)
The Thongs of Holding (It's like a bag of holding...sorta :-\)
The Safety of Armor (I killed them all)
The Inches of Entrancing ( ;D)
Post by: Knigel on November 27, 2010, 10:41:24 pm
Post by: NotPete on November 27, 2010, 11:20:15 pm
In other news, I recently killed someone named "Sesta Catthrowers".
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on November 28, 2010, 04:53:21 am
Post by: Javarock on December 14, 2010, 10:33:08 pm
Zena Musclewomen The Power Of Blame
What the hell?
Post by: NaziBad on December 14, 2010, 11:09:58 pm
Post by: vipre01 on December 15, 2010, 01:00:50 am
My character's hard earned title is "Furious Bases of Paper." Paper? Really, paper?
Post by: V12US on December 15, 2010, 07:08:28 am
My new axewoman companion is named Shasttol Skirtsprayed. O_O
Make a hundred masterwork hammers... Noone notices...
Slaughter entire goblin ambushes all by yourself... Get a crappy low quality engraving in some back alley...
Spend the better part of a year to produce a legendary golden crossbow that becomes the symbol and pride of your fortress... "Who was that chick again?"
But you get drunk and piss yourself in the dining hall ONE SINGLE TIME...
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 15, 2010, 07:49:28 am
Post by: MasterMorality on December 15, 2010, 12:37:22 pm
Having someone tell you that "You'll remember The High Incests if you live through this!" is fairly amusing. Especially as they seem to inhabit forests and land with lots of undergrowth.
Not sure I want to remember High Incest, thanks....
Post by: NotPete on December 15, 2010, 06:53:12 pm
edit:"Angels", It's "Angels"
Post by: Jacob/Lee on December 15, 2010, 07:00:14 pm
It was funny hearing them shout out "You'll remember the Nude Dungeons IF YOU LIVE!" and "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE NUDE DUNGEONS!"
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 15, 2010, 07:25:01 pm
My fortress is from a civ called "The Rack of Angels"...or Angles... give me a sec...
Hope it's angles!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: NotPete on December 15, 2010, 07:38:53 pm
Also, why angles? Are you just hoping that they're obtuse?
*cough*http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin)*cough*
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on December 15, 2010, 08:03:18 pm
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/31050/original/CerealGuy7.png?1261096357)
Post by: NotPete on December 15, 2010, 08:10:19 pm
Post by: Bohandas on December 18, 2010, 12:14:36 pm
There was also a town called "Powerscribed" (Which funny because "Powerscribe" is also the name of a high-end speech-to-text computer program)
Post by: AllThingsLive on December 21, 2010, 01:04:44 am
I can't think of any 2 words that fit together any better!
Post by: Joshkidd on December 21, 2010, 01:46:33 pm
Post by: Jacob/Lee on December 21, 2010, 01:49:36 pm
Post by: Cannabust on December 21, 2010, 02:05:22 pm
Nothing funny about incest, unless it's between clowns
Post by: Bohandas on December 21, 2010, 07:48:47 pm
The Spry Shafts
Moistcavern
Releasedepth
The Crevice of Sickness
Romanticgutters the Shafts of Confinement
The Wretched Crevice
Lovercave the Columns of Chilling
The Calamitous Hole
Umbralmine the Creative Depth
Angerhole
Tuftedcrevice the Shaft of Nations
Conjureholes
Frillyhollows
Jungleechoes the Muscular Sewers
The Artificial Scars
Slitsewers
The Moist Murk
The Untrustworthy Holes
The Saturnine Crevices
The Holes of Exiting
and of course
The Brutal Shaft
And a couple that are just silly
Hoofhells the Land of Syrups
Circledumbra the Tax of Marshes
Kindledhells the Confusing Mine
The Night of Weather
Conjuredechoed the Ceiling of Distrusting
Mansioncavern the Crazed Deeps
Papercave the Sprayed Pit
Veilsewers the Circumstantial Tomb
Furnacenights the Fish of Mothers
Pulleygloomy the Rawness of Language
Yawnsewers
The Pregnant Hell
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 21, 2010, 07:53:38 pm
Post by: Steele on December 22, 2010, 01:11:00 am
He was... the Cyclopean Toe of Loot.
Post by: Knigel on December 22, 2010, 01:29:30 am
While going through the Legends of a newly created world, I came across an elf with a forgettable name, but strange title.
He was... the Cyclopean Toe of Loot.
I had a similar case with my now retired (human female) adventurer "Thec Romancedrelics, the Relieved Prophet of Syrups".
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 22, 2010, 05:43:35 pm
Post by: Bohandas on December 22, 2010, 09:24:06 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on December 23, 2010, 01:03:58 pm
Ebbak Torchflares the Fountains of Sizzling. If only he could speak.
"You will remember the Fountains of Sizzling when we're done with you!"
I'm sure I would remember them fondly.
Post by: Jacob/Lee on December 23, 2010, 01:05:51 pm
Then I wiped the walls with them and went on with my business.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 23, 2010, 01:08:46 pm
The best part isn't that is name is Rubsit.
It's that he's also associated with depravity.
Post by: Joshkidd on December 23, 2010, 02:00:39 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on December 23, 2010, 04:42:16 pm
"You will remember the Nude Dungeons when we're finished with you!"
Then I wiped the walls with them and went on with my business.
You should have taken their clothes.
Post by: Deviled on December 23, 2010, 05:13:56 pm
Post by: lifehole on December 23, 2010, 05:20:43 pm
Post by: mr. macduggan on December 24, 2010, 12:32:21 am
Post by: Aoi on December 24, 2010, 04:39:26 am
Ironically, he didn't suck at all; he was the toughest thing I ran into so far.
Post by: chewie on December 24, 2010, 07:04:49 am
He didn't do very much kissing though...
Post by: Sanjeetsuoh on December 25, 2010, 11:56:52 am
He was the only one of his kind. An enormous eyeless ass twisted into humanoid form. It has a bloated body. Its indigo hair is unkempt. Beware of its poisonous gas! Wothana was associated with disease.
So basically a giant, hairy, fat and diseased ass that farted quite often, not a funny name I know but that is a first for me.
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on December 25, 2010, 02:46:13 pm
-snip-Just hope that you don't have as[s]inine dwarves.
That could be disastrous.
Post by: Ze Spy on December 25, 2010, 05:45:12 pm
Gregor Quemerirum the Filth of fishing
Gido otngeprini the mournful of Creature
Cespi "Fightfloor"
Post by: Aussiemon on December 27, 2010, 03:38:02 am
It's run by one of the two demons who survived world-gen.
I bet he loves pink.
Post by: BodyGripper on December 27, 2010, 02:05:13 pm
The Frilly Devil! So scary!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100907135755/powerpuff/images/5/55/HIM.jpg)
Post by: Samuel on December 27, 2010, 04:43:03 pm
Post by: helf on December 27, 2010, 05:15:20 pm
Post by: Dyret on December 27, 2010, 07:24:38 pm
And the last thing my demigod character saw before he expired from his wounds? The Savage Naughtiness of Sprinkling tearing up the insides of the night creature that fell him and the rest of the party. Truly the stuff of legends, that Savage Naughtiness of Sprinkling.
Post by: Ig88 on December 27, 2010, 09:32:52 pm
He/She/it lived in a settlement known as "Speaklies"
A troll had "skull of bone" in its name/title, Captain Obvious must have named it.
A dorf by the name of "Mistem Lobsterdaggers" and that dorfs BFF, an elf named "Cethire Squiddaggers"
Male koblod by the name of "Laymer"
"Iferi Assaultpoems" male elf. His writing must have been either very vile, of just bile.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 29, 2010, 05:50:33 pm
Post by: Samuel on December 29, 2010, 08:22:52 pm
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on December 30, 2010, 09:17:37 am
The Mire of Failures on The Continent of Goals. Perfect place for a megaproject,Use magma. Lots of it. And caged megabeasts!
Post by: Vorthon on December 30, 2010, 10:54:34 am
Post by: Samuel on December 30, 2010, 08:20:14 pm
He called it "The Universe Of Machines".
I don't even know what that is, but I know it's awesome.
Post by: Knigel on December 30, 2010, 10:12:02 pm
Post by: Tastysaurus Rex on December 30, 2010, 11:34:13 pm
Post by: Knigel on December 30, 2010, 11:46:17 pm
Not funny so much as notably manly, but my embark group was called The Hatchet of Fists. They came from The Girder of Flames. The fortress was disappointingly called Tirewinds but two out of three ain't bad.
The post it here. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=71767)
Post by: Tastysaurus Rex on December 31, 2010, 06:34:36 pm
Post by: Dyret on January 01, 2011, 08:15:34 am
???
Post by: BodyGripper on January 01, 2011, 02:09:57 pm
I think it was a modded race, but I wish it'd been the dwarves. I would've played as them and lived up to the name.
Post by: Knigel on January 01, 2011, 05:25:57 pm
Too make it worse, he was one of the few adventure I've played as that was male.
Post by: Maynot on January 01, 2011, 05:41:41 pm
Post by: Aussiemon on January 01, 2011, 05:52:07 pm
Titles don't usually make sense, haha
Post by: Maynot on January 01, 2011, 06:27:02 pm
Now I just ran into something that tops all those names put together. In a town named "Clobberfaints" there is an armor shop called "The Grand Pregnancy-Defender."
Post by: Knigel on January 01, 2011, 11:50:16 pm
In my travels I met a swamp titan named "Ozob Ramgill the Field of Nuts. It slew Atu Frillydooms, Ngebzo Demonpages, Ngoso Devilincests, Stasost Werepimple and Olngo Nightmareclams.
Now I just ran into something that tops all those names put together. In a town named "Clobberfaints" there is an armor shop called "The Grand Pregnancy-Defender."
Well, greaves and a breastplate should provide plenty of protection.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 01, 2011, 11:51:55 pm
Post by: Berserkenstein on January 02, 2011, 08:32:36 am
Post by: NotPete on January 02, 2011, 12:48:07 pm
Post by: Vorthon on January 02, 2011, 03:33:20 pm
I just made a peasant human outsider adventurer and got the name "Dadi Camedaumethe" (Dadi Bloodtorture) right off the bat! I'm running around strangling groundhogs right this moment!
Sigged.
EDIT: Dammnit. Ran out of space... ::)
Post by: Samuel on January 02, 2011, 04:37:04 pm
Post by: Khris on January 02, 2011, 05:00:44 pm
Stettadvush Ngutugralath, Taxheated the Negative Lamentation
Post by: Deviled on January 02, 2011, 05:06:14 pm
Post by: Roboboy33 on January 02, 2011, 08:10:36 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 02, 2011, 08:13:35 pm
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on January 02, 2011, 11:43:42 pm
I'm keeping it.
Post by: Samuel on January 03, 2011, 03:25:59 pm
Seems like a good name for a rock band.
Post by: Dyret on January 04, 2011, 05:37:05 am
'I am Hathur Splatterpants! Prepare to die!'
Hah!
Post by: vettkinn on January 04, 2011, 06:27:38 am
I didn't mind it at first, but after I googled the meaning of Pantomime, it started to sound a little naughty. And yes, she uses whips.
Post by: sicksock on January 04, 2011, 11:21:38 pm
53 recorded kills (all of them punched to death I assume)
Post by: Bohandas on January 05, 2011, 02:21:02 am
Post by: Cyroth on January 05, 2011, 01:05:16 pm
Eli Crotchbroken, the elven queen.
Post by: Badger0 on January 07, 2011, 09:49:00 am
Pregnant Society? Fleshy Way?
Also: Yay, first post!
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on January 07, 2011, 05:08:06 pm
Eli Crotchbroken, the elven queen.Did she have many children, or did something else earn her that name?
Post by: K17U on January 07, 2011, 05:24:00 pm
Eli Crotchbroken, the elven queen.Did she have many children, or did something else earn her that name?
None at all despite numerous attempts, maybe.
Post by: Deviled on January 07, 2011, 05:53:41 pm
"In 70, The Pregnant Society of the Brave Realm finished the construction of The Fleshy Way connecting Roadequaled and Deersafety."Deersaftey!
Pregnant Society? Fleshy Way?
Also: Yay, first post!
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on January 08, 2011, 05:23:16 pm
By a variety of volunteers?Eli Crotchbroken, the elven queen.Did she have many children, or did something else earn her that name?
None at all despite numerous attempts, maybe.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 08, 2011, 05:48:47 pm
Post by: Maynot on January 08, 2011, 11:56:34 pm
Post by: Adramelech on January 09, 2011, 12:37:16 am
Everyone is offended when he introduces himself.
Post by: Khris on January 09, 2011, 05:13:00 pm
Post by: Rabid Potato on January 09, 2011, 09:45:16 pm
Post by: Khris on January 10, 2011, 05:23:28 am
hahahahahaha
Post by: Bohandas on January 10, 2011, 09:16:26 pm
Post by: Cannabust on January 10, 2011, 10:57:27 pm
Post by: Deviled on January 11, 2011, 07:12:41 pm
Post by: vettkinn on January 12, 2011, 11:11:46 am
Post by: Bohandas on January 15, 2011, 01:20:09 am
Post by: Spork The Slightly Insane on January 15, 2011, 01:43:48 pm
Not the furnace operator, the wolf.
Post by: Deviled on January 15, 2011, 01:51:21 pm
(http://i54.tinypic.com/j9u3ig.jpg)I love how he says "He devoured cat"
Not the furnace operator, the wolf.
Post by: Spork The Slightly Insane on January 15, 2011, 01:57:43 pm
Edit: Apparently, there's a cyclops named "Suvas Famousglitters the Perfection of Sparkles"
Post by: jetex1911 on January 17, 2011, 11:28:47 am
Post by: mud074 on January 17, 2011, 11:54:26 am
Post by: Vorthon on January 17, 2011, 12:41:43 pm
Eli Soakedteach the Mirthful Anus*Reaches for a jug of Brain Bleach*
Post by: Zigzom24 on January 17, 2011, 02:31:08 pm
Post by: Bohandas on January 17, 2011, 04:18:22 pm
Post by: nephelos on January 18, 2011, 11:26:20 am
and another Deep Crow: Fichere Syruptongue the Fragrant Nut of Desserts.
Oh and another funny one :) : Xianchang Friendlynamed the Bad Target of Bandits. (female Orc)
Post by: Blind Wolf on January 18, 2011, 12:07:19 pm
Her title is "The Moist Beetles",
Post by: Stoup on January 18, 2011, 04:08:27 pm
Unsurprisingly, it was an elven weapon shop.
Post by: NewSheoth on January 18, 2011, 07:09:58 pm
Guess it got its second name from its dissatisfied shouts directed at the peasants running away.
Post by: Stoup on January 18, 2011, 10:56:12 pm
Wow, shops are gold mines for this stuff...
Post by: Adramelech on January 19, 2011, 01:04:03 am
Her name?
Dolak Homehugs.
Post by: Maynot on January 19, 2011, 01:26:30 am
He sends me to a place called the Oceanic Sack to kill Disa Moldsnarl the Hairy Forest. It is a swamp titan.
Post by: Samuel on January 20, 2011, 01:08:07 am
Post by: Dante on January 20, 2011, 01:11:55 am
"Urist, I'd like you to meet Mato. Mato, Urist."
"Hi Mato, it's -"
"..."
"Did you just - did you just pinch my...?"
"..."
Post by: assimilateur on January 20, 2011, 01:18:20 am
Tormentbuttocks
Fucking excellent.
Post by: Serrational on January 20, 2011, 05:02:43 pm
I now look at the Quiescent Union's food with great suspicion...
Post by: NewSheoth on January 20, 2011, 07:26:56 pm
Will I be so stoned afterwards?
One bandit camp later:
'Halt in the name of the Heroic Fly!'
I hope they mean the insect.
Post by: Stone Wera on January 21, 2011, 01:38:03 am
I once had a Macedwarf with a squadname of "The Frilly Cudgels." Yeah. I also had a Fisherdwarf with the rather disgusting name of Monom "Urnbreath." He had no friends.
Poor Urnbreath. Nobody sat next to him on the caravan.
In the object test arena, I had pitted a team of eleven wrestling gnomes against one hydra. She had deafeated the gnomes, awarding her the title of, I kid you not, Sweatglands... Don'tcha just love the random name generator?
Post by: Vorthon on January 21, 2011, 08:48:22 am
Post by: Darthania on January 21, 2011, 11:52:54 am
EDIT: Third name in randomiser - Nik Lovesticks... :o
Post by: Yoink on January 21, 2011, 12:39:54 pm
You know how adventurers are prone to getting splattered by the daftest animals that just happen to be passing by? Well, an elk was present during a bandit ambush... It kicked a bandit in the head, one-shotting him, then ran off.
Its name? Purefluke. :D
Post by: assimilateur on January 21, 2011, 12:48:20 pm
Purefluke. :D
That's perfect all right.
Post by: NewSheoth on January 21, 2011, 08:02:32 pm
Additionally, my new adventurer's title is 'the Mythical Monastery of Spoons'. I... don't know if I'd like to find out how did he get that name.
Also, his title in dwarven script is Xemvusdom Tamed. Oh come on.
Post by: Spork The Slightly Insane on January 22, 2011, 12:50:58 am
Now I'm going to kill a titan named "Gili Tuftednut the Bearded Wood"
Post by: NewSheoth on January 22, 2011, 09:42:27 am
I've been assigned to kill a hydra named "Tequil Sweatvomits the Frothy Snots"
Now I'm going to kill a titan named "Gili Tuftednut the Bearded Wood"
The last one is just... yeah. RNG is in the gutter again.
Post by: Soapalope on January 22, 2011, 01:48:10 pm
...
Post by: Andux on January 22, 2011, 03:06:04 pm
Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)
This would be an excellent name for a lyrically-dissonant (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LyricalDissonance) rock band.
Post by: Jacob/Lee on January 22, 2011, 07:17:46 pm
Post by: Knigel on January 22, 2011, 11:11:12 pm
My squad is named The Bronze Silvers. It's so random, and pretty funny because of the irony.
I believe you mean because of the silvery.
Post by: QuantumMenace on January 23, 2011, 01:33:30 am
Post by: rarborman on January 23, 2011, 02:20:27 am
Post by: wfan on January 23, 2011, 02:00:03 pm
Post by: lowbart on January 23, 2011, 02:47:44 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on January 23, 2011, 04:56:38 pm
"Beware it's deadly spittle!"
Post by: Bohandas on January 23, 2011, 05:34:05 pm
Post by: Andreus on January 23, 2011, 06:10:40 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on January 23, 2011, 06:48:02 pm
Post by: Andreus on January 24, 2011, 04:31:32 am
Post by: StreetPizza on January 24, 2011, 01:21:42 pm
Post by: Leeko on January 24, 2011, 04:00:22 pm
Post by: NewSheoth on January 24, 2011, 07:38:23 pm
[Actionpacked]
You, sir, just won the 'Describe your adventurer in one word said by the RNG!' contest! Well, there're others who also have first places, but they're just as hilarious.
Post by: Leeko on January 25, 2011, 10:14:33 am
Post by: NewSheoth on January 25, 2011, 10:50:26 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Maynot on January 26, 2011, 01:13:38 am
On another engraving is a diety. The name isn't exactly funny, it is what they represent. Lorsith Princebury the Free Courage is the diety of fame and suicide.
Post by: RayesKotrora on January 26, 2011, 08:38:43 am
And I also remember vaguely a long while back a shopkeeper named [Blank] Fattummy (you might have noticed that I don't usually pay attention to first names lol).
Post by: NewSheoth on January 26, 2011, 03:20:24 pm
That's one badass place.
Post by: Serrational on January 26, 2011, 03:48:40 pm
Anyhow, my game wants me to fail. Badly. The area is called Firstfailed, and my group is The Anus of Infamy.
Post by: NewSheoth on January 26, 2011, 04:57:20 pm
Post by: dragonkid11 on January 27, 2011, 05:28:05 am
Post by: NotPete on January 27, 2011, 10:16:57 am
Post by: Serrational on January 27, 2011, 11:52:25 am
Post by: NotPete on January 27, 2011, 12:09:21 pm
Post by: Dachande on January 27, 2011, 12:22:17 pm
Hammer Lord or not, as soon as you have "Butterfly" in your title, any claims at badassery should be mocked.Hey man, my character is Solon Flagsoul, the Sorcerous Butterfly. I thought that was pretty badass.
Course, this might be influenced by the fact that he terrifies me.
Or, rather, the things he makes me do. :<
Post by: Vorthon on January 27, 2011, 01:12:56 pm
I know this is DF mode, but there's no forum bit for it there.That's nothing! I once got a fort called 'Tombcave'.
Anyhow, my game wants me to fail. Badly. The area is called Firstfailed, and my group is The Anus of Infamy.
Post by: Megaman3321 on January 27, 2011, 02:15:45 pm
Post by: lowbart on January 28, 2011, 11:22:23 am
Stuck quest? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Then it turned out he was from the town of Campsnuggles.
Post by: RurikGreenwulf on January 28, 2011, 07:10:09 pm
Post by: NewsMuffin on January 28, 2011, 08:51:50 pm
That is all that needs to be said.
Post by: Andux on January 29, 2011, 02:58:01 am
She has a high squeaky voice. ???
"Well helloo there! I'm
Post by: Slade Beds on January 30, 2011, 11:29:49 am
Post by: Bohandas on January 30, 2011, 12:36:39 pm
I was sent on a quest to kill a night creature called Something Drinkspecials, which I believe was some kind of evil bartender.
Or possibly a relative of Master Shake*...
* From 'Aqua-Teen Hunger-Force'
Post by: Horizon9 on January 30, 2011, 01:44:38 pm
Grand Master Milkblend?I was sent on a quest to kill a night creature called Something Drinkspecials, which I believe was some kind of evil bartender.
Or possibly a relative of Master Shake*...
* From 'Aqua-Teen Hunger-Force'
Post by: Shook on January 31, 2011, 05:37:15 pm
TWINKLINGCLOSET. I also stumbled upon this one:
(http://i.imgur.com/8PzFd.png)
Though i'm not sure if that's a name, or the direct vocalization of a night beast ramming its fist down its own throat. Oh, and i also ran into a group of brigands...
(http://i.imgur.com/ewCve.png)
After which i was jumped by a gang of horses. Well, i spawned near a heard of hostile horses, which tried running away, so i assumed they were the Hazy Balls, and promptly beat one of them to death with twin rhesus macaque corpses. But seriously, Hazy Balls?
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on January 31, 2011, 05:53:25 pm
Post by: Horizon9 on January 31, 2011, 06:02:23 pm
Balls that have been hazed.I bet the hazing involved one on one wrestling of a tentacle demon.
Post by: Tastysaurus Rex on January 31, 2011, 10:28:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8PzFd.png)Kobold night creature? ???
Post by: Doro on February 01, 2011, 01:21:24 pm
god those trolls are spoiling everything
for a moment there i thought that perhaps, finally ive found gates to hell... meh, you never know, perhaps that troll is gate keeper. or a gardener. what ever.
Post by: ext0l on February 01, 2011, 09:14:58 pm
There's a town called 'Pasttimefights'
The outlaw's name is Threepranks
Also theres a slush demon :o
This is only my first adventurer :D
Post by: Tastysaurus Rex on February 02, 2011, 03:20:48 am
Post by: Fistbeard on February 02, 2011, 03:12:18 pm
Legendary Swordsdwarf.
Oh, and I've also found a kobold named Stroker.
Post by: Vorthon on February 02, 2011, 06:56:43 pm
Oh, and I've also found a kobold named Stroker.
Is it sad that the first thing that popped into my head when I read that was something vulgar?
Post by: NewSheoth on February 03, 2011, 09:45:23 am
THE ARTIFICIAL HELL
A precise description of many a fortress out there.
Recently gen'd a new world. There's a dorf civ called The Mountain of Papers. Who knew the little guys were so bureaucratic?
It's the moments like these that make world genning fun.
Post by: NewSheoth on February 04, 2011, 01:31:07 pm
First of all we have civilizations, 'The Ropes of Wetting' right next to 'The Vines of Teaching'. Kinky.
Nearby are 'The Hate of Taxes'. I'm with these guys. Just as we all are.
'The Fellowship of Whipping'. I think they are friends with the Vines of Teaching.
There're others along these lines, such as 'Moistenedwitches'.
Next is 'The Seducer of Puke'.
'The Wax of Love'.
Needless to say, the DF generator is deep in the gutter.
It just topped itself: 'The Slippery Staff'.
Post by: Tastysaurus Rex on February 05, 2011, 05:19:51 am
Post by: Spork The Slightly Insane on February 05, 2011, 02:54:43 pm
A whole lot of hilarious names in a newly genned world.Hah, I can top that. Litheme Crotchsucked, forgotten beast.
First of all we have civilizations, 'The Ropes of Wetting' right next to 'The Vines of Teaching'. Kinky.
Nearby are 'The Hate of Taxes'. I'm with these guys. Just as we all are.
'The Fellowship of Whipping'. I think they are friends with the Vines of Teaching.
There're others along these lines, such as 'Moistenedwitches'.
Next is 'The Seducer of Puke'.
'The Wax of Love'.
Needless to say, the DF generator is deep in the gutter.
It just topped itself: 'The Slippery Staff'.
(http://www.img.ie/9a0c3.jpg)
I was looking through legends mode just now and I saw the most terrifying forgotten beast yet. His very name struck fear into my heart. They called him...
(http://www.img.ie/6978b.jpg)
Post by: Karl Marx on February 05, 2011, 03:53:53 pm
Post by: Serrational on February 06, 2011, 04:47:45 am
Quote
Hah, I can top that. Litheme Crotchsucked, forgotten beast.Fucking legendary, man..
Post by: Samuel on February 06, 2011, 02:54:09 pm
I may have discovered some correlation between a creature's actions and their subsequent namings. The only named Troglodyte of the bunch, who'd killed a gem setter fell to Dumed briefly after she cut his nose off with her axe!
Not sure what the cage is about, though.
Post by: Knigel on February 06, 2011, 03:29:15 pm
Apparently the RNG dabbles in existentialism.
Post by: arzzult on February 06, 2011, 05:14:23 pm
Post by: Devling on February 06, 2011, 08:01:30 pm
ARGH! The stupid random word engine strikes again.<P>After gaining some reknown and clearing out the various beasties for the entire kingdom of Ecenpardur, i have started to take missions from its ruler and have annihilated my second hydra.<P>It was then that i notices my title.<P>I am Tamren Chaosknight! The fiery burns of loving!<P>...... yeahBest chaos knight ever.
Post by: Devling on February 06, 2011, 08:16:05 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on February 09, 2011, 06:17:17 pm
(http://www.img.ie/images/66938.png)
There's a town called 'Pasttimefights'
You must retire there. In fact, turn it into a retirement community for adventurers!
Post by: assimilateur on February 11, 2011, 07:53:07 pm
Post by: Shook on February 12, 2011, 02:54:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/UJhuz.png)
D:
Post by: Horizon9 on February 12, 2011, 03:22:10 pm
Also, my Illithid adventurer's name is Eslul Dreadslut the Light Ray Of Flimsiness.
To tell the truth, I'm not exactly sure what to say about this.
Post by: Mister Always on February 12, 2011, 03:22:25 pm
Lovehandles? Haha, nice.
(http://i.imgur.com/UJhuz.png)
D:
...this sounds...oddly enticing.
Post by: assimilateur on February 12, 2011, 09:37:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/UJhuz.png)
Reminded me of this:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, this is the name of one of my founders: Lolor Climaxglazed. I must say, the RNG has been becoming naughtier and naughtier.
Post by: Eric Blank on February 13, 2011, 01:37:53 pm
Not necessarily the most amusing, but the Subtle Insanity certainly aren't your average peasants.
Post by: Vorthon on February 13, 2011, 04:15:02 pm
"In 86, the Basic Scream of the Subtle Insanity founded Pusgryffons."
Not necessarily the most amusing, but the Subtle Insanity certainly aren't your average peasants.
Why do I get a mental image of some guy screaming, and the scream sounding like a bass guitar?
Post by: kytuzian on February 13, 2011, 07:26:56 pm
Post by: kulik on February 14, 2011, 08:18:46 am
(http://i859.photobucket.com/albums/ab155/kulik242/funnyladyname.jpg)
Your name precedes you too my lady. ;)
Post by: Neopolis on February 14, 2011, 01:26:38 pm
Post by: Darthania on February 14, 2011, 01:27:14 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on February 16, 2011, 11:56:22 pm
Post by: Miko19 on February 19, 2011, 06:55:13 pm
It's actually less legendary than this:QuoteHah, I can top that. Litheme Crotchsucked, forgotten beast.Fucking legendary, man..
"I am Ashro Abysssteam the Rumor of Sucking. Slayer of Nithros Budfell. I questioned his potency after ineffective thrusting".
Post by: Serrational on February 20, 2011, 04:48:16 am
New pants required....It's actually less legendary than this:QuoteHah, I can top that. Litheme Crotchsucked, forgotten beast.Fucking legendary, man.."I am Ashro Abysssteam the Rumor of Sucking. Slayer of Nithros Budfell. I questioned his potency after ineffective thrusting".
Post by: EmperorJon on February 20, 2011, 12:10:02 pm
I could.
Post by: Stone Wera on February 20, 2011, 12:45:57 pm
Post by: NotPete on February 20, 2011, 11:11:06 pm
Also, when my adventurer vanquished enough foes, he was no longer just Ceru Dotbends, but Ceru Dotbends the Helmed Mastery of Balls!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 21, 2011, 12:37:24 pm
Post by: Megaman3321 on February 21, 2011, 01:12:07 pm
That is all.
Post by: Karl Marx on February 21, 2011, 04:11:32 pm
Funny because it's so fucking love
Post by: Stone Wera on February 21, 2011, 04:19:00 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on February 21, 2011, 05:01:26 pm
Post by: Vorthon on February 22, 2011, 08:36:07 am
Post by: Remalle on February 23, 2011, 02:30:46 pm
Post by: Guuo on February 25, 2011, 02:08:39 pm
Post by: b_boy_212 on February 25, 2011, 02:21:02 pm
Post by: Shook on February 25, 2011, 03:59:28 pm
¯\(°_o)/¯
Bandits these days, i swear, they're trying to make me suffocate laughing. I think there also were the Seductions of Matching attacking me at some point.
Post by: Interus on February 25, 2011, 09:12:39 pm
Post by: Serrational on February 26, 2011, 07:02:57 am
For a short while before he drowned, I had an adventurer randomly named Goldballs.Any more gameshow names?
Post by: Everlund on February 26, 2011, 08:59:36 pm
After worldgen : The Fabulous Finger, Masterflicker, and the Sensitive Steppes.
The first two caught my eye, but I may be too dirty :P
Post by: Shook on March 01, 2011, 03:51:16 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ma6nq.png)
Holy shit. I'm having second thoughts about going there. :P (also, puzzling union and menacecrystal)
Post by: Samuel on March 03, 2011, 03:23:47 pm
Nemo Tulipcombat.
I like to imagine him prancing about smacking dwarves in the face with a flower- before my ranger promptly put a crossbow bolt through his face.
Post by: Serrational on March 03, 2011, 03:42:21 pm
I like to imagine him prancing about smacking dwarves in the face with a flower- before my ranger promptly put a crossbow bolt through his face.The day the elves sucessfully breed in a superdense hypersharp flower is the day you regret that comment...
Post by: elizar on March 03, 2011, 06:46:10 pm
Post by: Poliphorum on March 03, 2011, 10:11:24 pm
Post by: ExdeathV on March 04, 2011, 01:51:01 am
Post by: Geen on March 05, 2011, 09:49:38 pm
I then proceeded to break his skull and kick him in the lower body repeatedly.
I also met a bronze colossus with the title of "Burningpants"
Post by: Urist is dead tome on March 05, 2011, 10:54:52 pm
Post by: Kamamura on March 06, 2011, 10:02:20 am
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on March 06, 2011, 06:00:40 pm
"Witch of Bitches", goblin civ<3
Post by: Nirreln on March 06, 2011, 06:17:47 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Serrational on March 07, 2011, 11:11:38 am
There's something fishy about this dwarven civ. :(They might be... evil eye-raping HFS-covered rainbows...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't want to accept an elven dwarf civ...
Post by: BodyGripper on March 07, 2011, 06:22:25 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on March 08, 2011, 12:17:32 am
There's something fishy about this dwarven civ. :(Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ahem.
Might I remind you of the Norse battle-maidens, the Valkyries? Associated with Birfrost, the Rainbow? Which ride mighty warhorses into the carnage of battle, recover the souls of the honorable dead, and at the end of time, will do battle mightily against the forces of evil?
As far as I can tell, your goddess here is that without all the "recovering the souls" busywork and more of the doing battle mightily. And the rainbows.
Post by: Serrational on March 08, 2011, 11:14:17 am
There's something fishy about this dwarven civ. :(Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ahem.
Might I remind you of the Norse battle-maidens, the Valkyries? Associated with Birfrost, the Rainbow? Which ride mighty warhorses into the carnage of battle, recover the souls of the honorable dead, and at the end of time, will do battle mightily against the forces of evil?
As far as I can tell, your goddess here is that without all the "recovering the souls" busywork and more of the doing battle mightily. And the rainbows.
Yes, but my Norse slipped up there. And unless the Honourable Toady decides to add in mystic stuff like that, it remains down to us to battle the evil HFS...
Post by: Jeoshua on March 08, 2011, 02:07:10 pm
My "continent" is named "The Realm of Releasing"... the southern ice cap is names "The Yellow Snow"
(It is also Sinister ;D)
Post by: Remalle on March 08, 2011, 02:29:52 pm
Post by: PCpaste on March 10, 2011, 02:29:31 am
Post by: avantgardisauruss on March 10, 2011, 01:14:45 pm
Currently I´m having adventures with Adil paddlezeisures the wrestler, his only companion being his best friend Smunstu Xoxoatu,
a former goblin prisoner.
Post by: martys1103 on March 10, 2011, 01:54:05 pm
Post by: Aelig on March 10, 2011, 07:56:55 pm
Post by: Necalli on March 10, 2011, 08:32:09 pm
Ricote Smileholes (oh, her smileholes)
Mafi Cloisterdrunken (guess what, monks are people too)
Enina Couplelove (she just likes doing it the traditional way)
Athe Jawclouts (don't mess with this guy)
Aye, I'm depraved.
Post by: Stone Wera on March 10, 2011, 08:57:37 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on March 10, 2011, 09:58:57 pm
Post by: Shook on March 11, 2011, 12:34:44 pm
Dude, what? Not cool, gobbos.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on March 11, 2011, 07:16:58 pm
/retch
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on March 11, 2011, 08:06:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8PzFd.png)Consider yourself sigged.
Though i'm not sure if that's a name, or the direct vocalization of a night beast ramming its fist down its own throat.
Post by: Dante on March 12, 2011, 03:45:09 am
(http://i.imgur.com/kSuNQ.png)
Dude, what? Not cool, gobbos.
The trouble starts when they show up to siege your fort using Hugs And Kisses Elementals as mounts.
Post by: Acanthus117 on March 12, 2011, 03:58:55 am
OH GOD NO NOT THOSE AGAIN AGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGDude, what? Not cool, gobbos.
The trouble starts when they show up to siege your fort using Hugs And Kisses Elementals as mounts.
Post by: Necalli on March 12, 2011, 05:16:23 am
There, have this idiotic nickname you bastard who have taken six of my notable kills.
A good miner, though. In a way that he prefers to strike skulls rather than the earth.
Post by: Eric Blank on March 12, 2011, 11:08:16 pm
They're all separated by a mere 1 tile of ocean, and in that only ~7 tiles of actual water each.
Post by: nothingyet on March 14, 2011, 09:14:01 pm
That is wrong on so many levels.
Post by: Stone Wera on March 14, 2011, 09:18:17 pm
The leader of a village is named Wothana Spurtedlust the Tentacle of Phlegm.
That is wrong on so many levels.
I laughed. So hard.
Post by: Greiger on March 17, 2011, 08:15:26 am
Post by: Jay on March 17, 2011, 10:39:17 am
My current fort's main squad is "The Virginal Castles"
Post by: Angel Of Death on March 18, 2011, 09:05:13 am
Dude. It's for cleaning yourself, not for putting in your mouth.
Post by: Serrational on March 19, 2011, 03:52:35 pm
I just got jumped by the Soapy Breakfasts!Urist McAverage cancels Clean: Interrupted by soap poisoning.
Dude. It's for cleaning yourself, not for putting in your mouth.
Post by: noah22223 on March 19, 2011, 08:40:41 pm
NO forboding there, none at all.
EDIT: And guess what?
The spinning bronze arrow strikes you in the upper body, tearing apart the skin, fat, muscle, a rib, and your freaking HEART!
Nesbi then, in his final moments, ripped out the bowmans tooth and choked him to death with it.
Post by: FritzPL on March 20, 2011, 05:02:10 am
Post by: Eric Blank on March 20, 2011, 12:30:07 pm
Post by: Urist is dead tome on March 20, 2011, 02:23:55 pm
"Halt, in the name of the Blazes of Mopping!"
Post by: Shook on March 20, 2011, 04:03:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Ivp05.png)
Post by: tgizak on March 20, 2011, 04:06:05 pm
Post by: QuantumMenace on March 20, 2011, 05:46:43 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on March 20, 2011, 06:03:57 pm
It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.
Post by: theTrueMikeBrown on March 21, 2011, 09:28:29 am
Post by: Necalli on March 22, 2011, 02:35:57 am
I just killed a bandit named bir garlicsnacks.Heh, I bet he was a loner.
Post by: jetex1911 on March 25, 2011, 09:48:47 pm
RE: oh god, i got another one: The Bust of Waxes. what is wrong with my computer.
RE:RE: great, the luscious handle. seriously, i think my computer is thinking of something else other than 1s and 0s.
Post by: Draxis on March 26, 2011, 04:10:13 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Angel Of Death on March 27, 2011, 07:00:50 am
Those desserts must be terrible if I can die by eating them.
Post by: ShoesandHats on March 27, 2011, 08:15:12 pm
Post by: The Tyrant on March 28, 2011, 08:06:52 pm
Post by: The Tyrant on March 29, 2011, 06:01:47 am
Post by: psychologicalshock on March 29, 2011, 11:02:33 am
Post by: StreetPizza on March 30, 2011, 12:06:24 am
It also inspired me to want to manually name my next character the Violator of Violators.
Post by: Vorthon on March 30, 2011, 07:20:05 am
Post by: Jiharn on March 30, 2011, 07:52:28 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 30, 2011, 09:51:12 am
Post by: Samuel on March 30, 2011, 01:28:42 pm
Post by: Andux on March 30, 2011, 04:53:47 pm
An artifact alder blowgun called Zansongbobrur, "The Massive Mother".
"Yo momma so fat, her third toe, left foot can make a workshop *CLT* (http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Clutter) all by itself."
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on March 30, 2011, 05:09:59 pm
Post by: Maxwell5123 on March 31, 2011, 08:18:04 pm
Post by: Hammerstar on April 01, 2011, 08:05:04 pm
The Intense Continent
With such sights as:
The Forest of Clobbering
The Desert of Limbs
The Hill of Dismemberment
The Plains of Love
>_>
That last one doesn't quite fit with the rest, does it?
Post by: Chaoseed on April 03, 2011, 01:21:05 am
"The Intense Blizzards", tundra region.
It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.
...
Suddenly I'm envisioning a Dwarf Fortress version of Oregon Trail. It makes so much sense.
Post by: Urist is dead tome on April 03, 2011, 05:31:58 pm
I don't know either.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on April 04, 2011, 05:50:51 am
The Urn of Society.It's where society went to die.
I don't know either.
Post by: Urist is dead tome on April 04, 2011, 03:41:36 pm
The Urn of Society.It's where society went to die.
I don't know either.
I always thought Dwarf Fortress was a video game, turns out it is a generator of vague political statements.
Post by: Hammerstar on April 04, 2011, 05:42:56 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on April 04, 2011, 10:12:49 pm
Just started a new fort, and the RNG names it Shotanvils. Time to find a way to live up to it and make anvil catapults.
That sounds like something out of a Wil.E Coyote cartoon.
Post by: Eric Blank on April 04, 2011, 11:47:02 pm
Post by: Dante on April 05, 2011, 12:54:30 am
Human male adventurer named Subi 'Breachedtummies'.He was born by caesarian.
Post by: Serrational on April 09, 2011, 04:13:21 pm
Or he will be going "Shift-A", "a", "b", "a" a large amount.Human male adventurer named Subi 'Breachedtummies'.He was born by caesarian.
Or, putting it more simply, He's going to rip their bleedin' stomachs apart.
Post by: Musashi on April 09, 2011, 05:37:28 pm
... you may be on to something there."The Intense Blizzards", tundra region.
It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.
...
Suddenly I'm envisioning a Dwarf Fortress version of Oregon Trail. It makes so much sense.
Post by: Urist is dead tome on April 09, 2011, 07:50:06 pm
... you may be on to something there."The Intense Blizzards", tundra region.
It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.
...
Suddenly I'm envisioning a Dwarf Fortress version of Oregon Trail. It makes so much sense.
Now I want to throw sick dwarves out of wagons.
Post by: Hammerstar on April 10, 2011, 04:41:25 pm
The Den of Squirting
Must gouge out my mind's eye. Must kill horrible images...
Post by: Urist is dead tome on April 10, 2011, 07:19:20 pm
Post by: chewie on April 11, 2011, 11:40:30 am
That god really lives up to it's name :D (My carpenter got a mood lately and made a statue of this.)
Post by: Cyroth on April 11, 2011, 01:18:45 pm
Why RNG, ehy?
Post by: Ale and Axes on April 13, 2011, 05:40:26 pm
And from genesis worldgen history info, a Nord god: Ragdain Hipsoaps the Sugary Goose, deity: revelry, festivals
Post by: Duck_hunter on April 13, 2011, 07:07:47 pm
Post by: sinez on April 13, 2011, 07:53:49 pm
Did I mention that its located on the "Continents of Goring"? Totally intense, no?
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 16, 2011, 11:12:13 pm
Post by: ImBocaire on April 16, 2011, 11:18:53 pm
Post by: choobakka on April 16, 2011, 11:30:01 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 17, 2011, 02:05:25 pm
Post by: DrKillPatient on April 17, 2011, 04:19:12 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on April 19, 2011, 12:13:00 am
There's a civ named The Bell Of Air in one of my worlds. They don't seem to have a prince though.
I would like it very much if you embarked as a group named The Fresh Prince, and shared the tales of your fortress. Just sayin'.
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 21, 2011, 01:14:14 am
I swear I didn't have anything to do with it. All I did was talk to a random dude and he told me to go kill some guy at DEADDEATH
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on April 21, 2011, 01:41:42 am
Or wait. Does that make it worse?
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on April 21, 2011, 03:05:14 am
Thus, you get the skeleton-in-robes death, instead of the hot-chick-in-robes version of death. If you're unlucky, maybe you'll get a bit of both.. right in the process of transforming from one into the other.
Post by: Dante on April 21, 2011, 03:56:21 am
See also: things that can happen in strange aeons.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on April 21, 2011, 08:16:26 am
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 21, 2011, 03:05:28 pm
Post by: Patomago on April 21, 2011, 03:45:27 pm
Post by: Spish on April 21, 2011, 04:05:30 pm
Tikes Muffinfangs, probably the cutest name for a murderous bandit ringleader I've seen yet.
Zolak Evilfeet, ditto for bloodthirsty goblin warlords.
Buqui Fruityuncles... yeah.
I once visited a cave that was called "The Pits of Boring." Needless to say I'm probably never going back.\
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on April 21, 2011, 07:04:17 pm
Post by: Wolf Tengu on April 21, 2011, 08:33:40 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 21, 2011, 11:06:59 pm
I once visited a cave that was called "The Pits of Boring." Needless to say I'm probably never going back.\What a coinkydink! I found the Hills of Boring.
Post by: Serrational on April 22, 2011, 05:54:01 am
"Muffinfangs". Now I have a name for any evil wannabe character.Muffinfangs, and his sidekick Waffleclaws!
Post by: Urist is dead tome on April 22, 2011, 10:07:29 am
"Muffinfangs". Now I have a name for any evil wannabe character.Muffinfangs, and his sidekick Waffleclaws!
Write that down!
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on April 22, 2011, 03:02:39 pm
"Muffinfangs". Now I have a name for any evil wannabe character.Muffinfangs, and his trusted wolf-pet Waffleclaws!
Post by: Jeoshua on April 22, 2011, 05:59:24 pm
Drink Hardlife
Ironically, a priest of a race of fallen angels.
Post by: martys1103 on April 23, 2011, 02:54:57 pm
My only fighting method was strangling everything to death.
Post by: Samuel on April 23, 2011, 03:09:46 pm
Wow. I've discovered the way to make Tentacle Rape even more disgusting, and it's the word "Gristle".
Post by: kissa3 on April 24, 2011, 10:42:50 am
Post by: NobodyPro on April 24, 2011, 11:02:12 am
Post by: Draxis on April 24, 2011, 11:31:34 am
edit : he's also a human.
Post by: Flying Dice on April 24, 2011, 04:09:59 pm
"the Greater Ticks of Stuttering"
What.
Post by: DrKillPatient on April 24, 2011, 05:55:51 pm
The Water of Chunks
The Amusing Razors
It's just occurred to me that the name 'Rapescreams the Infinite Plunge of Shafts' is a possible site name given the current dictionary... Eep.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on April 24, 2011, 06:33:49 pm
Rapescreams the Infinite Plunge of ShaftsBest if it's an area, and mirthful.
Post by: Bralbaard on April 25, 2011, 01:46:45 pm
I doubt she will make a good friend, her hideout is filled with human limbs and intestines, and she has quite a few kills to her name.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on April 25, 2011, 05:37:55 pm
Áspka greatestfriend the woman mate of evil.Hey, that's rude! She even offered you a skull-cup of coffee!
I doubt she will make a good friend, her hideout is filled with human limbs and intestines, and she has quite a few kills to her name.
Post by: Urist is dead tome on April 25, 2011, 06:43:35 pm
Áspka greatestfriend the woman mate of evil.Hey, that's rude! She even offered you a skull-cup of coffee!
I doubt she will make a good friend, her hideout is filled with human limbs and intestines, and she has quite a few kills to her name.
I still think she wanted a little bit more than coffee.
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 26, 2011, 12:38:31 am
She wants to steal your heart out of your chest.Áspka greatestfriend the woman mate of evil.Hey, that's rude! She even offered you a skull-cup of coffee!
I doubt she will make a good friend, her hideout is filled with human limbs and intestines, and she has quite a few kills to her name.
I still think she wanted a little bit more than coffee.
And watch you bleed out
Post by: Lexx on April 26, 2011, 01:10:57 am
Post by: NobodyPro on April 26, 2011, 01:33:04 am
EDIT: Baktur Skinnymenaced the Wooden Larks of Pondering the frost giant. d. 25
Post by: Tacohawk76 on April 26, 2011, 02:10:12 am
Post by: Dante on April 26, 2011, 03:31:52 am
Atir Creamytornado just drowned in a river snaking through the Oily Hills
This is a rendition of mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is being brought into existence. The artwork relates to...
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 26, 2011, 10:04:22 am
Ewwww...
[EDIT] I just got another one. This one's "Squirtedseas"
[DOUBLEEDIT] I just got another one called "Hopclimax"
Game, your mind is almost as perverted as mine.
Post by: Stone Wera on April 26, 2011, 11:39:50 pm
Deaddeath. Nothing scary, really - even if it's Death, it's already dead.
Or wait. Does that make it worse?
They kill you, and then they kill your ghost. Your annihilation is served twofold.
Post by: jaxy15 on April 27, 2011, 03:06:58 am
Oh god.
Post by: imperium3 on April 27, 2011, 03:39:19 pm
Quote
"You will remember The Spicy Balls when we're done with you!"
Post by: Horizon9 on April 27, 2011, 03:51:45 pm
Most hilarious message I ever encountered was the announcement for a goblin ambush:Those goblins always were unclean...Quote"You will remember The Spicy Balls when we're done with you!"
Post by: Steele on April 27, 2011, 06:34:09 pm
Civilizations;
The Sin of Buttocks
The Doom of Vaginas
The Spread Eagle
Dark Fortresses;
Pissincests
Vaginalevil
I added a few more naughty words to the raws, which is where the vaginas are coming from.
Post by: DrKillPatient on April 27, 2011, 07:18:17 pm
"Hey Urist, shouldn't we stay in the fores-- HOLY FUCK A TUNDRA I MUST GO INSPECT IT THOROUGHLY."
Post by: HoleyDam on April 28, 2011, 12:27:28 pm
Post by: Knigel on April 29, 2011, 01:27:50 am
Noticed a few interesting civilization and dark fortress names in my latest world;
Civilizations;
The Sin of Buttocks
The Doom of Vaginas
The Spread Eagle
Dark Fortresses;
Pissincests
Vaginalevil
I added a few more naughty words to the raws, which is where the vaginas are coming from.
For some reason I find this much funnier than the others.
Post by: SumiumOxide on April 29, 2011, 05:14:52 am
One was called "The Fair Desert", the other was "The Fantastic Desert"
I have no clue why the one desert was so much better than the other, because that desert killed 4 of my adventurers. The Fair Desert was actually a lot nicer.
Post by: PTTG?? on April 29, 2011, 10:29:39 am
The Bearded Bears
The Wooden Armors
Go on, guess which one was eleven and which was dwarven.
You're wrong. This was apparently the bizzaro universe where the elves go around eating bear hearts and furiously growing beards, while the dwarves wander around waving chunks of wood and hoping nobody throws things at them.
Post by: Cyroth on April 29, 2011, 11:40:15 am
I also found:
The adorable desert, a joyous wilds desert. The minotaur "Ozo Suckhood the subtle stench" lives there.
A huge, all evil, mountain consisting of 4 regions. "The evil hills", "the dark hills", "the hill of evil" and "the lost hills". I think my RNG ran out if ideas :(
"The desert of virginity", a small desert surrounded completely by not so nice sounding regions. "The forest of fisting", "the raped hill", "the forst of groping" and "The flesh-swamp of mastering"...... ooooookay....
There is also "the greatest plains". That region must really be awesome, because according to legends 9 titans or other (semi)megabeasts live there.
Post by: Serrational on April 29, 2011, 12:55:24 pm
Post by: SumiumOxide on April 29, 2011, 05:25:49 pm
I'm guessing he's also a legendary Java coder?
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 29, 2011, 05:44:34 pm
The Savage Desert, which is a savage desert. ::)
Post by: Remalle on April 29, 2011, 05:56:55 pm
(http://img.ie/5cb44.png)"This is a finely crafted tautology. It describes itself."
The Savage Desert, which is a savage desert. ::)
Post by: DrKillPatient on April 29, 2011, 07:34:26 pm
Who would have thought?
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 29, 2011, 07:52:02 pm
The Wet Water.They need a leader whos title is "The Noshit Sherlock"
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 30, 2011, 12:45:38 am
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 30, 2011, 06:39:04 pm
Can you guess what race that civilization was?
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 30, 2011, 07:02:27 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 30, 2011, 07:16:32 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on April 30, 2011, 07:44:19 pm
Despite the name, he was one of the most bad-ass llama brute ever with over 3000 kills.
Post by: Vorthon on May 04, 2011, 07:18:45 am
Post by: Detonate on May 04, 2011, 06:37:28 pm
Pregnantmess, a deer cow who struck down one of my followers.
Lingli Raceshakes the Imperial Defects, bronze statue.
Valke Hazeransacked, Nord villager. (It's a terrible pun on "raze")
Snuggledbin, hamlet.
Monstrousclimates, capital of the Seduction of Balancing.
Jingzhai Touchseizes, shogun of the Council of Rasps.
"In the early autumn of 266, Ningchun starved to death in Metalfeeds."
The Special Group, Orc civilization.
Anug Fevermaligns the Ungodly Beetles of Strangulation, white naga follower of one of my adventurers.
Post by: Spish on May 04, 2011, 07:42:26 pm
Post by: Dachande on May 05, 2011, 10:15:45 am
Post by: PTTG?? on May 05, 2011, 11:15:01 am
Post by: Dachande on May 05, 2011, 02:34:32 pm
Did you check it's description? Was it slim?Ahahahaha :D
I did, actually. From what I remember, it had a trunk and a tail or something.
And it was really fat. So no, not slim.
Post by: Dakk on May 05, 2011, 05:01:37 pm
The Desert of Loving: A good aligned desert.
The Tooth of Stabbing: A mountain peak.
Post by: MW on May 05, 2011, 11:39:26 pm
"The Everlasting Bust of Nourishing"
Post by: Ectanoid on May 06, 2011, 04:06:02 pm
(http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/5/12517032499-orig.jpg)
Post by: jaxy15 on May 13, 2011, 07:46:21 am
'nuff said.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on May 13, 2011, 07:52:44 am
Post by: Ig88 on May 14, 2011, 01:42:48 am
"The Fruity Nations"-*snicker*
"The Routed Confederations"-least they're honest about it
"The Trampled Plank"-I assume this nation was quite downtrodden in its time(from the looks of things it was, actually)
"The Sin of Morning"-....uh-huh....
"The Violent Confederation of Lunches"-swing and a miss, nice try civ. founders.
"The Heroic Cat"-pfff... hahhahahah(elven group FYI)
And on a less than funny note: "The Noiseless Demon"-scary.
Post by: SirAaronIII on May 14, 2011, 02:35:11 pm
The Barbarous Dune, a terrifying desert.
Post by: Necro910 on May 14, 2011, 03:06:04 pm
"The doom of brains"
lol.
Post by: Karnewarrior on May 14, 2011, 07:48:53 pm
The evil swamp:Make a fortress, build a winding tower, and then see if you can't retire an adventurer named Dr. Loboto at the top.Obscure joke is obscure
"The doom of brains"
lol.
Post by: Megaman3321 on May 15, 2011, 09:00:31 am
Post by: Yoink on May 15, 2011, 09:11:24 am
Post by: Dyret on May 15, 2011, 10:00:29 am
Post by: Eric Blank on May 15, 2011, 09:02:31 pm
Post by: Remalle on May 16, 2011, 12:05:06 am
Post by: Eric Blank on May 16, 2011, 12:22:26 am
Speaking of funny, this isn't it:
Ura the Ghost of Oblivion, moon crone child. Quite awesome name.
I was actually trying to kill her, but my companion got the last shot in before she bled out and she got the kill for it >:(
I killed both her parents at least. :P
Post by: Serrational on May 16, 2011, 08:51:17 am
I killed both her parents at least. :PHum. Does this statement not seem so worrying to you?
Post by: NewSheoth on May 16, 2011, 11:57:17 am
Telling that to a female demigod seems dirty.
Post by: Eric Blank on May 17, 2011, 04:25:38 pm
the lady of a castle being named Rith Grapehips is quite dirty as well. She's a scrawny little woman that actually sounds pretty attractive by the description.
Post by: Spish on May 17, 2011, 05:15:29 pm
"Killmeup"... how horrible were this guy's parents? Definately gonna use "Actionmartyr" on one of my future adventurers though.
Post by: carabide on May 17, 2011, 08:32:08 pm
Curse the random name generator!
Post by: Kynrael on May 18, 2011, 03:24:35 pm
"The Blind Plague"
Nope, this one isn't funny, I just thought it was so badass :P
"The Ripe Fly"
I don't even want to know what that might imply D:
Post by: bitterhorn on May 18, 2011, 05:38:44 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on May 18, 2011, 06:12:58 pm
I like it because it rhymes. 8)
Post by: Megaman3321 on May 19, 2011, 12:27:01 pm
Post by: brendanfox1 on May 20, 2011, 05:44:10 pm
Post by: Detonate on May 21, 2011, 12:41:31 pm
The Sins of Romancing.
The Peaceful Generals.
The Pointy Hate.
The Good Bodices.
The Doom of Bitches. (Yes, I do know it is referring to a female dog)
The Disemboweled League.
The Thief of Cysts.
The Disloyalty of Taxes.
The God-forsaken Tick.
The Natrual Seducer.
These are all from my retired adventurer's "legendary hero" civilizations. Also in the list, "The Council of Candy", above "The Circumstancial Hell".
Post by: Jay on May 21, 2011, 08:08:51 pm
The Doom of Bitches. (Yes, I do know it is referring to a female dog)Actually, I seem to remember that word being in the untoward symbol, not the nature symbol.
That would imply it being used in the... untoward sense, rather than the dog sense.
Post by: Spish on May 21, 2011, 08:27:08 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on May 21, 2011, 08:30:47 pm
"In 72, The Hate Circles of The Absolute Hatred founded the Tower of Hate in Smearedprofane."
Reminds me of someone... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4)
Post by: Eric Blank on May 21, 2011, 09:58:27 pm
Yes, I believe I will :P
Post by: jaxy15 on May 22, 2011, 07:33:19 am
Is that like boatmurdered in Kobold Camp?
Post by: snoopychicken on May 22, 2011, 08:22:30 am
You will remember the Oaken Incests when we're finished with you!
Yes, I believe I will :P
Lol, must have been an elf group! :P
Post by: Dyret on May 22, 2011, 05:51:15 pm
"In 72, The Hate Circles of The Absolute Hatred founded the Tower of Hate in Smearedprofane."
Reminds me of someone... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4)
Also this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church).
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 22, 2011, 10:32:02 pm
Post by: kissa3 on May 23, 2011, 01:01:34 pm
Human Spearwoman - Ape Stabgirl.
Post by: DrKillPatient on May 23, 2011, 09:15:28 pm
Post by: Quantumtroll on May 24, 2011, 04:26:01 am
.. ouch.
Post by: crackesians on May 26, 2011, 09:12:39 am
got a siege operator,his name is "meng graniteplay"
and he played all granite in my fortress....in gobbo's head....
Post by: Megaman_zx on May 28, 2011, 08:28:26 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 28, 2011, 08:32:00 am
I met (and killed) a very ornery goblin who went by the name of Nutclenches.I once had one called "Cudgelballs"
.. ouch.
Hehee...
Post by: jetex1911 on May 28, 2011, 10:07:28 am
The Wet Water.
Who would have thought?
Looks like The Obvious Captain just named another area- The Wooden Rainforest.
Post by: FrankMcFuzz on May 29, 2011, 08:10:46 pm
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on May 30, 2011, 07:40:28 am
Well, obviously any ordinary rainforest would be made of rain. One made of wood is just WeIrD. I mean.. it's even in the name, for Armok's sake!The Wet Water.
Who would have thought?
Looks like The Obvious Captain just named another area- The Wooden Rainforest.
Post by: BowlSoldier on May 30, 2011, 12:25:26 pm
Anurablel
Wonderbust
...yeah, I'm going with that.
Post by: ShoesandHats on May 31, 2011, 09:44:48 am
Eh, its okay, but is it really THAT great?
Post by: jaxy15 on May 31, 2011, 10:12:09 am
Oh, nobles will be going in it alright..
Post by: kissa3 on June 04, 2011, 02:08:42 am
Ratad Oxface :D Hes parents loved him so much. (Retard) Oxface.
Post by: Nighthawk on June 05, 2011, 02:21:01 pm
War Lobsters.... I wonder....
Update - I just began an adventure with Sanera Beardsparkle... who is an elf.
Post by: nogoodnames on June 05, 2011, 09:25:50 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on June 07, 2011, 09:44:29 pm
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on June 09, 2011, 06:37:00 am
There's a region called the Submerged Desert.Maybe it was a desert once, then got submerged?
Post by: jetex1911 on June 09, 2011, 10:40:22 pm
'Nuff said.
Post by: DrKillPatient on June 10, 2011, 04:55:04 pm
I'm now Moldath Tallring the Creamy Carnality of Sparkles.
Eeeeurgh. Sometimes I think the RNG is a little... less than random...
EDIT: Night creature mate #999,999,999 kicked my head in. Moldath is no more. Possibly for the better.
Post by: Spish on June 10, 2011, 08:02:54 pm
Post by: Destructios on June 10, 2011, 09:59:34 pm
An outlaw by the name of Fritza Warlobster.
War Lobsters.... I wonder....
Update - I just began an adventure with Sanera Beardsparkle... who is an elf.
One of my friends said we should selectively breed lobsters until they were large enough to ride and ride them into battle. Shells for armor and pincers for weapons t hat can cut people in half.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 15, 2011, 12:24:31 am
Game crashes when I try to prepare the world to play of course ::)
So how about "The Infamous Continent", humorous because a large portion of it's terrain is actually evil-aligned. RNG did something that makes sense.
The other 3/4 of the large region is "The Continent of Tails", and although it contains one of the biggest evil regions I've ever seen, a massive mountain range covering most of the north-west corner, it contains more neutral-aligned biomes than evil or good, and thus has a boring name.
"the unnameable winter", an evil tundra.
"The Stupid Trite Tundra", adjacent, also evil tundra.
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on June 15, 2011, 06:15:09 am
Post by: NotPete on June 15, 2011, 04:33:22 pm
Post by: NewSheoth on June 16, 2011, 04:57:56 am
"The Continent of Blueness". It was more green then blue...
It's blue, because it's not easy being green. Now to find out if it plays blues as well.
Post by: Ilirion on June 16, 2011, 04:58:31 am
Anyway, my hero, Etru Poemwanders the Bravery of Courage (random names FTW) is trekking across the snowy mountain, with cold feet, lugging an injured pump operator behind her, when she spots the elves trying to not be seen. She only has time to groan in frustration before their leader shouts: "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE STUPID CURSE" before her partners move out to deal with the threat. Then the elves, dressed in different uniforms, seemed to notice each other... And proceed to hack each other apart.
ಠ_ಠ
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on June 16, 2011, 12:09:50 pm
I was JUST ambushed while on my way to kill my first Roc. It's not the first time it happened, I got the quest ages ago but somehow an ambush happens halfway through to the lair and I lose most of my companions.Invent a printing press, make some tickets and sell them to any dwarf who wants to see!
Anyway, my hero, Etru Poemwanders the Bravery of Courage (random names FTW) is trekking across the snowy mountain, with cold feet, lugging an injured pump operator behind her, when she spots the elves trying to not be seen. She only has time to groan in frustration before their leader shouts: "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE STUPID CURSE" before her partners move out to deal with the threat. Then the elves, dressed in different uniforms, seemed to notice each other... And proceed to hack each other apart.
ಠ_ಠ
Post by: Ilirion on June 17, 2011, 01:57:52 am
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on June 18, 2011, 01:14:16 am
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2vcwe50.jpg)
Post by: Spish on June 18, 2011, 05:05:47 am
Dude must really hate adventuring.
Post by: Feco on June 18, 2011, 01:54:49 pm
Dik Bronzehawks the Coastal Shafts was a mountain titan. It was the only one of its kind. An enormous quadraped composed of flame. It has a knobby trunk and it has an austere look about it. Dik was associated with nature, mountains, minerals, metals, caverns and animals.
Sixty Five kills. It's layer is "Swampstraps." It's legends recap is just filled with lines about it receiving worship. Awesome.
No dwarfs in the world, so I'll be playing adventurer just to slay it. Shouldn't be hard, seeing as it's made of FLAME.
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 18, 2011, 01:57:43 pm
quadrapedQuadraped?
D:
Post by: Dante on June 19, 2011, 01:25:32 am
quadrapedQuadraped?
D:
The 'shafts' is plural for a reason. D:>
Post by: noah22223 on June 19, 2011, 05:50:46 am
AoD, how do you put a smile on my face every day?quadrapedQuadraped?
D:
Post by: Ig88 on June 19, 2011, 04:34:52 pm
Post by: Devling on June 20, 2011, 12:49:33 am
The Ocean of Waters (Named after the explorer, Nathan Waters)
The Yellow Blizzards (Named after the gods party)
Promising world indeed.
Post by: Kicior on June 20, 2011, 04:35:13 am
Post by: UltraValican on June 20, 2011, 03:02:18 pm
The Silver of Rubbing
The Fleshy Rags
and last but not least
The Halls of Entering
I wonder if this is what the dwarven monarchy do with there time without the threat of the goblin menace?
Here are some more "creative" civilizations I found in the same world
The Nude Menace-Goblin
The Growth of Moistness-Elven
The stinky-heart Nightmare-Goblins must hate smelly organs
The Confederacy of allegiance-Human
The Colorless Confederacy-Human
The Tight Bridge-Queen-WhipTouches
and my favorite
The Abyssal Staff- Skunk-Elven
Post by: Dutchling on June 22, 2011, 04:52:09 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: jaxy15 on June 22, 2011, 05:07:03 am
A wolf I found in legends mode:Duke Nukem's hermaphroditic pet dog.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 22, 2011, 06:41:17 am
Hehehe...
Post by: kissa3 on June 22, 2011, 08:58:11 am
Post by: Mintaka on June 22, 2011, 11:11:45 am
For pure absurdity, my favorite part of my continent is the brook called Joinblue the Sticky Bunny.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 22, 2011, 01:07:44 pm
Post by: Devling on June 22, 2011, 06:52:24 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 22, 2011, 08:12:32 pm
Also, same world, another human goddess in the same pantheon, Oneth Agesold. (Ages-old, I think.) Associated with longevity. Rislu the Shock of Violence, the god of revenge, and Kemus (no titles), the god of day, revelry, AND festivals, add to my theory that these people see many titles as the mark of someone without much authority.
Post by: ExdeathV on June 22, 2011, 11:42:45 pm
Their leader was a female.
Post by: Nighthawk on June 23, 2011, 03:23:27 pm
I think those dorfs have been screwing around with pumps and waterfall traps...
UPDATE - I was scrolling around a bit more, and I located "The Leafy Desert."
Oxymoron if I've ever seen one.
Post by: jaxy15 on June 23, 2011, 03:27:06 pm
A group of bandits called Wetchasm.Hot.
Their leader was a female.
Post by: Elaxter on June 23, 2011, 03:43:27 pm
Post by: Elaxter on June 23, 2011, 03:52:08 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on June 23, 2011, 03:56:42 pm
Espet Wetflames sets out on an adventure!
Post by: Roundabout Lout on June 23, 2011, 04:59:20 pm
I like to think they forgot their real name when they realized who I was.
Post by: Steele on June 23, 2011, 09:16:35 pm
"Scheide Ruteglied was a forgotten beast. It was the only one of its kind. A huge skinless viper. It has three broad horns and it is ravening. Beware its poisonous bite! Scheide was associated with depravity and caverns."
Its name, translated, is Vagina Phalluspenises.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 24, 2011, 12:41:40 am
Post by: Steele on June 24, 2011, 04:22:17 pm
I've added a number of new words, some dirty some not, to all of my language files.
Post by: black overlord on June 24, 2011, 04:51:25 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on June 24, 2011, 05:05:35 pm
Got attacked by a group of bandits called The Pants of Wetting.
I like to think they forgot their real name when they realized who I was.
I'm strongly considering sigging that!
Post by: davros on June 26, 2011, 08:41:52 am
Post by: Sscral on June 26, 2011, 05:12:04 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Odd because they're completely loyal, they may be a nude though...
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on June 27, 2011, 04:41:36 am
Post by: Zarnium on June 27, 2011, 10:57:26 am
Post by: Nighthawk on June 27, 2011, 09:35:22 pm
Sounds bad enough, but the ironic thing is, it's located in the Dominant Hills...
UPDATE - Even worse - A mountain range named "The Dutiful Fingers."
Does the DF Random Name Generator pride itself on being so suggestive?
Post by: sinister agent on June 29, 2011, 09:24:30 pm
I went next door instead.
Post by: RayesKotrora on June 30, 2011, 09:40:05 pm
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11632955/Pictures/Hairy%20Nuts.PNG)
Post by: UristMcHuman on June 30, 2011, 09:53:15 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 30, 2011, 09:53:57 pm
This one is quite old, but I just remembered about this thread.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11632955/Pictures/Hairy%20Nuts.PNG)
Wow. For some reason I find that funnier than most of the innuendo-laden names the RNG seems to drop on a regular basis. ^^ For a contribution of my own, I can't remember if I already posted this or not but I genned a world with "The Wet Oceans." Probably named by The Obvious Captain on one of his excursions to map the world.
Post by: UltraValican on July 01, 2011, 06:52:57 pm
This one is quite old, but I just remembered about this thread.
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11632955/Pictures/Hairy%20Nuts.PNG)
Pikeman:So tell me about the Hairy Nuts
Othla Neltilcebe, Human: I don't now much about it,besides the fact that your girlfreind loved mine...
Othla Nelticebe has been struck down
or
Pikeman: So what can I help you with
Othla Neltilcebe: Oh well....you can help Dis Market
Pikeman: Whats the name of the market?
Othal Neltilcebe: Well.......(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/107/original_awesome_smiley.jpg?1237647018)
Othla Nelticebe has been struck down
Post by: Eric Blank on July 01, 2011, 10:14:38 pm
Post by: NotPete on July 01, 2011, 11:46:47 pm
Post by: noah22223 on July 02, 2011, 01:08:26 am
A random name for my adventurer: Haybi Vabbusfayderpin, or Sistersbabies. Cobalds are odd.
Oh, those cutebolds!
Post by: Spish on July 02, 2011, 03:32:50 pm
Post by: UristMcHuman on July 02, 2011, 08:21:54 pm
Post by: Cannabust on July 02, 2011, 09:02:09 pm
"Every day is my birthday, and the presents are your ORGANS!"
and I once had an ocean on my world named "The Ocean of Puke". Surprisingly, it was the color of puke.
Post by: Tlc2011 on July 02, 2011, 11:12:40 pm
I was JUST ambushed while on my way to kill my first Roc. It's not the first time it happened, I got the quest ages ago but somehow an ambush happens halfway through to the lair and I lose most of my companions.ಠ_ಠ WHAT ಠ_ಠ
Anyway, my hero, Etru Poemwanders the Bravery of Courage (random names FTW) is trekking across the snowy mountain, with cold feet, lugging an injured pump operator behind her, when she spots the elves trying to not be seen. She only has time to groan in frustration before their leader shouts: "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE STUPID CURSE" before her partners move out to deal with the threat. Then the elves, dressed in different uniforms, seemed to notice each other... And proceed to hack each other apart.
ಠ_ಠ
Post by: Iapetus on July 03, 2011, 06:42:02 pm
Loli Legunato, overlord: I am Loli Daubnail!
Post by: sinister agent on July 04, 2011, 06:50:13 pm
Mill Murdercake
"Every day is my birthday, and the presents are your ORGANS!"
That's terrific!
Post by: noah22223 on July 05, 2011, 08:28:40 am
Post by: NewSheoth on July 05, 2011, 08:38:30 am
The Frost of Hell. Now we just need the Pigs of Flying.
Not far from there, The Still Glittery Hills. They're near a large elven civ, so I guess they pass there frequently, hence still being glittery.
The Hills of Death, funny for being decidedly non-evil and surrounded by an evil sea called 'The Sea of Eels'. Eels, my god.
A night creature cave called The Dead of Night. More 'accidental actual phrase' than 'funny', but still.
Post by: Dizzard on July 05, 2011, 02:44:18 pm
I'm currently seeking out the capital of Moistenedgrip. :D
Post by: ShoesandHats on July 05, 2011, 03:08:11 pm
I don't entirely know why the RNG is being so dirty.
Post by: nogoodnames on July 05, 2011, 03:23:23 pm
Post by: RayesKotrora on July 05, 2011, 11:47:24 pm
I just found a peasant whose sisters had been attacked by a grizzly bear, with one of them getting killed while the other escaped. The grizzly was named Fel Grizzlydevious.
Must have been one devious Grizzly.
See what I did there?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think you did.
Post by: Cannabust on July 06, 2011, 01:17:17 am
Mill Murdercake
"Every day is my birthday, and the presents are your ORGANS!"
That's terrific!
for further terrific, i am playing him using a fork and knife in hand, thank armok that his dodge is so high or i think he would've been a goner by now.
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on July 06, 2011, 02:48:16 pm
Although, all was not Sunny in Sunnymuffins.
When I went into the fort to speak with the lady, I noticed an injured child. An eleven year old with his leg torn off by a Cyclops. D:
Post by: Vorthon on July 06, 2011, 06:24:43 pm
I came to a town named Sunnymuffins :D
Although, all was not Sunny in Sunnymuffins.
When I went into the fort to speak with the lady, I noticed an injured child. An eleven year old with his leg torn off by a Cyclops. D:
I once ran into a small child (She was six, iirc), who lost an eye to a night creature.
Post by: ImBocaire on July 06, 2011, 10:23:10 pm
Best part? They were peaceful, it turned out. I guess that wasn't so much a threat as a reassurance? Anyway, with a name like that, I don't think they have to worry.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on July 07, 2011, 03:13:45 am
"You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"A bunch of assholes that couldn't think of a name for themselves?
Post by: Angel Of Death on July 07, 2011, 03:18:37 am
Nah, their previous names were just so shit that they flushed them."You will remember The Unnameable Anuses when we're done with you!"A bunch of assholes that couldn't think of a name for themselves?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 07, 2011, 06:22:55 pm
Anyway;
Are Lashgirls the dark monster wife.
I'm not sure if I want to go fight her or not... :o
Post by: Spork The Slightly Insane on July 07, 2011, 08:46:16 pm
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb368/SporkTSI/ambush01.png)
Post by: arkher on July 08, 2011, 02:46:45 am
Diso Horsedroplet the human. I wonder what his family did to get stuck with a name like that.Well, when his brother was born, a feather fell on his head, and he was called Baldingbird, his sister had flower petals fall on her head when she was born, and she was known as Bareplant, when he was born, yeah... also I got Incest of Clams and Seduction of Cats in my adventures.
Post by: Kay12 on July 08, 2011, 02:52:31 am
Wasn't there a Hotel named that in Vice City?
Post by: arkher on July 08, 2011, 04:05:44 am
I had a nomad group that I think was called "The Moist palms".Yep.
Wasn't there a Hotel named that in Vice City?
ALso, made an adventurer in genesis, got "Joysack", he got a title as well, "The Eroticism of Shafts" (I inserted erotic into the language file for dwarves) ...so yeah, Dwarf Fortress, it's officially the most perverse game ever.
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2011, 01:56:57 am
"H-h-halt! In the name of The Hot Bitches of Flanking!"
I want to get ambushed by that group ;)
Post by: Kay12 on July 10, 2011, 02:01:12 am
Devoted member
Post by: Tlc2011 on July 10, 2011, 05:38:15 pm
I was ambushed by a group of goblins calling themselves
(http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb368/SporkTSI/ambush01.png)
I want to sig that. Going to now.
Post by: TheBrushOfTheathers on July 11, 2011, 11:48:12 am
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3500/yummy.png)
I particularly love the fact that after sucking some Calluses, Meng retreated in the "special" tower of spinning... Bad taste in her mouth?
Post by: LordExumius on July 11, 2011, 03:30:03 pm
...
Post by: oidip on July 11, 2011, 04:45:35 pm
I was going to have the adventurer really baddass and train him before the I made the forum post. (So he was more likely to live)
But then the name he gened forced me to change the story:
The tale of the human lasher:
Amkash Cuddlehugs
Post by: Nighthawk on July 11, 2011, 07:07:46 pm
Don't eat the snow.
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 11, 2011, 10:00:33 pm
And after strangling a whole bandit camp, too.
Post by: Nighthawk on July 12, 2011, 09:03:39 am
Post by: LordExumius on July 12, 2011, 10:28:28 am
(http://i.imgur.com/RNxio.png)
So it was diarrhea that killed you?
OT: I found the civilization that wiped out the storms of piss (well, not necessarily wiped out, they just took over their island leaving the storms of piss around 10 squares of land) They were known as the innocent destruction. Not funny but kinda contradictory.
Post by: Nighthawk on July 12, 2011, 11:09:25 am
(http://i.imgur.com/RNxio.png)
So it was diarrhea that killed you?
The constipation strikes you in the guts, bruising them through the rope-reed fiber robe!
You give in to pain.
Post by: joemoben on July 13, 2011, 07:32:44 am
Post by: Elaxter on July 14, 2011, 12:58:03 am
The constipation strikes you in the guts, bruising them through the rope-reed fiber robe!
You give in to pain.
Sigged
Post by: Sylverone on July 15, 2011, 12:21:20 am
"Kemus Lastlesson", human adventurer (peasant)
Post by: noah22223 on July 15, 2011, 12:37:30 am
Either funny or cool, depending on how you interpret it."Im Kemus Lastlesson, and this lesson in pain... Is gonna be your last."
"Kemus Lastlesson", human adventurer (peasant)
Post by: BodyGripper on July 15, 2011, 05:46:46 pm
Post by: Jinsanity on July 16, 2011, 01:22:53 am
The other was when my Queen got a mood.... "The Boring Flimsiness", A dog bone shield. What an artifact. >:(
Post by: Kay12 on July 16, 2011, 02:16:47 am
I've had two interesting item names - One was named by its wielder - Powerstaff, the Wings of Oblivion, an iron battle axe.
This is actually quite cool, as a two bit axe may actually resemble stylicized wings.
Too bad "Powerstaff" is rather lame.
Post by: BodyGripper on July 16, 2011, 02:38:01 am
I've had two interesting item names - One was named by its wielder - Powerstaff, the Wings of Oblivion, an iron battle axe.
This is actually quite cool, as a two bit axe may actually resemble stylicized wings.
Too bad "Powerstaff" is rather lame.
Maybe those are the two components of the axe: The handle is the Powerstaff, and the blade is the Wings of Oblivion.
Post by: Nighthawk on July 16, 2011, 03:27:12 pm
Wish my weapons turned out that cool.
Post by: MrShovelFace on July 16, 2011, 03:35:49 pm
Post by: UltraValican on July 16, 2011, 04:15:33 pm
Curse BitchDungeon: Prepare to die
If only that bandit leader was female.....
Post by: nogoodnames on July 17, 2011, 02:46:59 am
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on July 18, 2011, 02:23:07 pm
Awesome.
Post by: BodyGripper on July 18, 2011, 09:13:49 pm
Also, a human group, The Society of Assaulting, and a goblin group, The Evil of Weevils.
Post by: ToothedCube on July 19, 2011, 07:06:52 am
Ralin Throwermurder the Tressed Man of Dips
(He's great at parties!)
And from another adventurer a bit before that;
Noloc Chantshank the Volcano of Safety
Post by: bennerman on July 20, 2011, 05:22:35 am
Edit: and now The Swallow of Bewitching, which depicts the creation of Boredford
Post by: UltraValican on July 20, 2011, 11:28:58 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Johuotar on July 20, 2011, 11:47:39 am
Post by: NewSheoth on July 20, 2011, 03:24:22 pm
While I was visiting a fort I met a soldier who apparently worshiped a god of courage named Tequil. "Before every meal, experience tequil."
A very appropriate name for a god of courage, actually. And that's one good god to worship. Drink a glass before going into battle, which also counts as a prayer, and voila, instant courage.
Post by: Kay12 on July 20, 2011, 04:14:22 pm
I started a goblin adventurer(my own modded game not genises) whose name was Gabriel NeverBreeds the wall Savior of Blizzards, I then decided that he would be aadventurer.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
NeverBreeds sounds like a nickname... Kinda reminds me of Men Behaving Badly.
- So what's your nickname?
- They haven't given me one yet.
Hey, it's Nobby No-Friends!
- Nobby No-Friends...!
Post by: ShoesandHats on July 20, 2011, 10:02:56 pm
You saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart.
Post by: ImBocaire on July 20, 2011, 10:59:50 pm
I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on July 21, 2011, 04:52:21 am
The dread goblin citadel Trampledincest, home of the evil civilization called The Incest of Destruction, ruled by the law-giver Stozu Incestgates.Death by snu-snu seems appropriate.
I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Post by: diceface on July 21, 2011, 10:58:12 am
Post by: UltraValican on July 22, 2011, 05:25:29 pm
a gobbo civ: the dangers of seductionIts more common than you think, threetoe wrote a story where a gobbo seduced an elven princess.....TWICE.
yeah, it is dangerous if a goblin seduces you, but if a goblin did seduce you, you don't deserve to be alive.
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/story/tt_snatcher.html
It is safe for work(of course.)
Its actaully one of my favorites.
Post by: farecoal on July 22, 2011, 10:00:51 pm
Post by: MaskedMiner on July 22, 2011, 11:58:33 pm
Post by: Wimopy on July 23, 2011, 04:10:40 am
Member of The Hellish Seductions
Killed Stásost Visionseduces and two unnamed dwarves in The Pregnant Dune.
Also, in history, the second person: "Bufut Matchclashes the Legend of Fierceness", associated with war, strength and metal, a Bronze Colossus.
Two notables in his kill list
Thruni Angelbud and Kir Suppership
And a group called "The Coalition of Drinking", sadly a human group who built "The Special Bridge" as part of "The West Way"
EDIT: Anthat Dema, "The Confederation of Touching"
Although it's not a name, a man called Foundpowers threatened people with violence, trying to stop them from making a law-giver position. He became law-giver in that year.
Anthat Usmen, "The Confederation of Heroes" -- It's like a Marvel comic.
Amxu eblak, "The Seductions of Disgusting"
Dasmirserid, "The Even Climaxes"
Lani Awthrar, "The Sisters of Disembowelment"
Loyaralaci, "The Imprisoned Desserts" (Tsk, elves don't like cloth biscuits anymore)
Laleaweme, "The Greater Ape" (still, elves)
Pelinaapsi, "The Special Nuts"
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 23, 2011, 10:34:13 am
Post by: Greiger on July 23, 2011, 11:42:36 am
I like to think the other members of her squad picker her title.
She also worships Mund the Sensual Bride of Sparkles. Who is a male god of love.
Post by: noah22223 on July 23, 2011, 02:54:21 pm
Isjek Angelroots the Named Odors. She's the most agile member of my military, and somehow managed to snatch up 15 kills, mostly from killstealing KOed goblins that others disabled with her steel greatsword which is an extreme rarity on this metalless map and is a complete mystery how she managed to get it instead of the militia commander.Her thong.
I like to think the other members of her squad picker her title.
She also worships Mund the Sensual Bride of Sparkles. Who is a male god of love.
Someone put the spikes in the wrong way.
But she doesn't tell anyone~
Post by: farecoal on July 23, 2011, 03:30:20 pm
"The Hot Arch"
"The Greatest Emancipated Nations"
"The Parched Society"
"The Convenient Confederacy"
and by far the best, "The Lone Basement".
Post by: D3895 on July 24, 2011, 12:59:04 am
"Ugrad Tunnelraptors"
"Ak Facelobsters"
"Tikbo Glaciercamps"
and the worst of them:
"Olo Largeshafts"
Post by: Spybuster on July 24, 2011, 01:07:30 am
Instead...
"Ken Shockpunch"
"Ramsil Calmballs"
"Cerol Doctrineshot"
"Atal ButturedSkins"
"Lokum HatchetTwinkles"
"Catten Lightninglash"
Post by: Moska1167 on July 24, 2011, 07:35:45 am
Post by: D3895 on July 24, 2011, 02:59:07 pm
Who then went on to murder many things with both a short sword and silver hammer.
Death by melting. (Damn dragons.)
Post by: Sscral on July 24, 2011, 07:10:38 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nekol Spurtedburied the Vomit of Snots the hare monster.
(Don't ask where the human teeth came from :-X)
Post by: Eктωρ on July 24, 2011, 09:35:25 pm
He gained a title after some time "Violet Music"
So he was "Silenteyes The Violet Music"
Silent music.
Post by: Vorthon on August 02, 2011, 03:05:22 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nekol Spurtedburied the Vomit of Snots the hare monster.
(Don't ask where the human teeth came from :-X)
You knocked some poor guy's teeth out after knocking him unconscious, didn't you? (That's always fun. :P )
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 02, 2011, 05:07:51 pm
This pretty much speaks for itself.
Post by: sgt0pimienta on August 02, 2011, 05:37:21 pm
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p227/AndreDr/Visual%20Aid/CrazyCouncil.png)
Why would the Crazy Council dare to vandalize a sacred place like Wildshaft?! This is blasphemy!
no...THIS IS SPARTA!
Post by: Jacob/Lee on August 04, 2011, 12:11:24 am
(http://img.ie/05b18.png)rofl
This pretty much speaks for itself.
Give the guy that named that a medal.
Post by: theGman on August 04, 2011, 12:12:46 pm
it was earned when i had him kill some human merchants
my axedwarf was also named "Odom Truesilvers the Disemboweled Ripper of Oak"
Post by: magistrate101 on August 05, 2011, 03:57:52 pm
'nuff said.
Post by: somebody on August 08, 2011, 02:58:22 pm
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/7285/brandedwhore.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/691/brandedwhore.jpg/)
Post by: magistrate101 on August 08, 2011, 08:05:31 pm
I was looking at my militia dwarfs when I found this gem.
(http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/7285/brandedwhore.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/691/brandedwhore.jpg/)
The image is blurry :(
Post by: Eric Blank on August 09, 2011, 04:07:29 am
Sounds like you shouldn't have told everyone she was a whore in the first place :P
Post by: TantrumTime on August 09, 2011, 03:22:04 pm
On a separate occasion, I had my full steel equipped elite force called 'the gloved ankles' ::)
Post by: UltraValican on August 09, 2011, 05:24:51 pm
"You will remeber the Puzzling Womenwhen were finished with you!"
OrcSamurai: I already know, right LOL!
*Everyone laughes for 5 five minutes*
OrcSamurai: Okay, now I have to kill everyone of you.....
Post by: Benedict Hardy on August 09, 2011, 05:34:58 pm
Post by: UristMcHuman on August 09, 2011, 05:58:19 pm
Post by: ImBocaire on August 09, 2011, 06:28:31 pm
The Limp Seducer of Monkeys!
Post by: nogoodnames on August 09, 2011, 08:39:59 pm
Edit: Oh god I found another: Moistenshadows the Crevice of Sprays
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 09, 2011, 10:28:37 pm
Post by: EmperorJon on August 10, 2011, 01:03:10 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on August 11, 2011, 05:31:44 pm
Just found a Goblin civ called "The Unspeakable Squeezing Hell". :oI think they're describing the experience of getting pinched by a Bronze Colossus.
Post by: Gizogin on August 11, 2011, 06:24:10 pm
Post by: funymunky on August 13, 2011, 02:46:30 am
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on August 13, 2011, 04:58:45 am
His full name was Ushat Orbshalls, but it just showed Ushat Orbs. Thought that was funny.Some shit bricks, while others..
Post by: UristMcHuman on August 13, 2011, 01:04:56 pm
Post by: Spish on August 14, 2011, 01:43:58 am
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2emojnt.png)
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 14, 2011, 02:44:26 pm
Edit: here's another one. My resident legendary smith worships Dur the Tornado of Daggers, god of chaos... as well as just "Id", god of metals.
Post by: Masta Crouton on August 15, 2011, 12:55:29 am
Bil Truststrangers.
Post by: Teronsuke on August 15, 2011, 10:31:53 pm
Post by: peskyninja on August 16, 2011, 11:29:12 am
Reminds you of something?
Post by: Enki on August 16, 2011, 12:08:55 pm
Edit: And just now I stumbled across Rapid Exits the bandit ...
Post by: Alhash on August 16, 2011, 04:49:01 pm
"Life is, in a word Sodomy"
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 16, 2011, 05:31:04 pm
...fffffuuuuuuck
Post by: Bardum Idith on August 17, 2011, 06:23:46 am
Post by: LordExumius on August 17, 2011, 04:37:47 pm
Post by: Tersr on August 17, 2011, 04:46:53 pm
Post by: Tetragenic on August 18, 2011, 05:44:55 am
Ral Renownedlabours the Crazed Adventures of Discovery.
Says it all, don't you think?
Post by: Eric Blank on August 18, 2011, 08:50:43 am
Post by: Eктωρ on August 20, 2011, 09:34:22 am
Post by: Enki on August 20, 2011, 10:00:10 am
Post by: Eric Blank on August 20, 2011, 01:32:47 pm
2154: Beradkerosp, "Sloppedringed", camp
Owner: The Autonomous Anuses, paklaras
1 paklara
10 cobalds
Looking forward to killing them...
Interestingly, those are the last 10 cobalds in the world. I should lead them to a new glory. After resurrecting the dwarven civilization. There are NO dwarves left in any sites. Have to regen the world due to another mixup in the plant raws...
Post by: Weary Exile on August 20, 2011, 06:08:26 pm
Post by: peskyninja on August 20, 2011, 06:10:03 pm
Post by: Marty Smunstu on August 22, 2011, 12:41:31 am
Post by: Xotano on August 23, 2011, 11:58:14 am
also my title is "Tragedies of Tenderness" :|
Post by: Enki on August 23, 2011, 01:11:34 pm
Post by: jaxy15 on August 23, 2011, 01:24:18 pm
Post by: Eктωρ on August 23, 2011, 02:04:02 pm
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6734/naem.png)
Post by: acepie413 on August 23, 2011, 02:18:40 pm
Coincidence? I think not.
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/1289/violencethroat.png)
Post by: Cyroth on August 23, 2011, 02:52:37 pm
I just genned a world... I'm not sure what to think...
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6734/naem.png)
"The Empire of Cake"? Join them. NAO!
Post by: Mercanthyr on August 23, 2011, 03:19:10 pm
I just genned a world... I'm not sure what to think...
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/6734/naem.png)
I hope the capitol of the Empire of Cake is CAKE TOWN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k
Post by: Jacob/Lee on August 23, 2011, 04:04:13 pm
If only there was black bronze armor...
Post by: Elvisdogs on August 27, 2011, 03:50:22 pm
Post by: Nighthawk on August 28, 2011, 06:21:29 pm
Surprised this wasn't one of those bandit groups that attack you then die of old age.
Post by: Sting_Auer on August 29, 2011, 09:04:39 pm
Post by: Xotano on September 01, 2011, 02:56:38 am
"the comedic failure of folds" :(
named him "Xotano Darkblade" too so the title kinda ruins the evil murdering type sound i wanted him to have :(
Post by: Comito on September 01, 2011, 10:39:59 am
Komo Fleshywound.
If only there was black bronze armor...
With the Genesis mod, you get black bronze AND black steel!
Post by: Erkki on September 01, 2011, 11:00:12 am
...yeah, Goblins them.
Post by: UltraValican on September 01, 2011, 05:59:39 pm
A warzone named glossedballs
Post by: DrKillPatient on September 01, 2011, 06:05:38 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on September 01, 2011, 07:16:16 pm
Post by: Nega on September 03, 2011, 10:08:38 am
"The Humid Jungle"
[EDIT] The Island of Owning. 'Nuff said.
Post by: Geen on September 03, 2011, 02:57:54 pm
The plains of pain.
Post by: Tharwen on September 05, 2011, 07:38:59 am
Vutu Dungsweat the Phlegm of Belches
Seriously. I haven't seen a more unfortunate name in my entire time playing DF. Sadly, he had deadly dust, so my dwarves all died laughing at him.
Post by: Isa on September 06, 2011, 03:47:32 pm
Post by: Xotano on September 06, 2011, 06:35:55 pm
Post by: RodohMuffinnose on September 07, 2011, 04:31:52 pm
The Law giver I worked for was a shrew devil named Tig Odthist Detes which translated to 'Piss of Rams'
Post by: Remalle on September 08, 2011, 05:01:45 pm
Post by: Fidna on September 09, 2011, 09:50:03 am
Post by: Eric Blank on September 10, 2011, 04:15:42 pm
Although having your intestines yanked out your asshole is a big deal, It's not something you should memorialize in the name of your civilization.
Post by: Elvisdogs on September 24, 2011, 10:42:33 am
A random adventurer name
Post by: Gizogin on September 24, 2011, 02:27:39 pm
Post by: BloodyM on September 24, 2011, 11:54:44 pm
Athra Bowlsmoke
Vost Riseballs
Bini Problemspiraled
Ngira Beandinner
Ecod Nutslanced
It gets even better when titles are added:
Rura Tiredcrowds the Confusing Skirts of Oak
Nashra Ransackmuffin the Persuasive Kin of Onions
Mastrod Lovegerbils the Full Intensity of Heart (which would be kind of a badass title in some ways, but when combined with Lovegerbils just raises questions and eyebrows)
Lulush Slickblankets the Scaly Length of Virtue (Ew.)
Len Embracedslapped the Strangeness of Growth
And saving the best for last, this guy was obviously just full of himself:
Kenom Pantsweight the Muscular Violator of Brides.
Post by: Gizogin on September 25, 2011, 12:08:18 am
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on September 25, 2011, 09:51:52 am
The best I ever saw was both hilarious and epic. "Thunder the Violent Disemboweler," a forgotten beast.If I met that beast, I'd crap my pants and run. I don't know about you, but I'm not a fan of violent disembowelment by Thunder.
Post by: Salmonpunch on September 25, 2011, 01:24:10 pm
My first adventurers last name was "Toastweakens"
And I found a hamlet called "Blowndonkeys"
Post by: DrKillPatient on September 25, 2011, 10:10:59 pm
EDIT: Just died, so I can check my name: Oddom Lancerose the Cold Neutralization. Well, I certainly coldly neutralized several people. Also, the name in dwarven is 'Neciknecak'. Also somewhat doubled, like Spinbin.
Post by: SirAaronIII on September 27, 2011, 10:00:09 pm
Is anyone else thinking "rouge angles of satin" here?
Post by: RenoFox on September 28, 2011, 03:30:04 pm
Post by: Reudh on September 29, 2011, 03:41:12 am
Post by: Wimopy on September 30, 2011, 05:59:57 am
While genning a new world to test a modded race's civilisation, i noticed a cave called 'The Adorable Cave of Suffering'. Must've been a place filled with humans and elves and dwarves being tortured while kittens and puppies gambolled about.
Personally, I got the idea of what Necro's pony home looks like right about now...
I found a nice human goddess... Celo the Putrid Rabble. Depicted as a rotting female human. Smelly, rotting mobs, anyone?
Post by: Tlc2011 on October 01, 2011, 05:54:12 pm
Post by: Atomicdoom on October 03, 2011, 12:50:19 am
"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"
I Rofled
So.Fucking.Hard.
Post by: Angel Of Death on October 03, 2011, 05:04:18 am
Just died and checked my name...I hope you end up being a Duke. A Nukem Duke.
"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"
I Rofled
So.Fucking.Hard.
Post by: Atomicdoom on October 03, 2011, 02:09:31 pm
"And i'm all out of ass"
Post by: Angel Of Death on October 04, 2011, 04:14:42 am
"I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass..."That reminds me of my old text below my avatar.
"And i'm all out of ass"
Post by: Atomicdoom on October 04, 2011, 05:48:25 am
Post by: Blizzlock on October 06, 2011, 02:53:32 pm
Just died and checked my name...
"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"
I Rofled
So.Fucking.Hard.
Got any Screenshots? Cause if that is true, it'd be quite badass...
Post by: Communist adventure on October 07, 2011, 03:27:31 pm
Post by: Gizogin on October 07, 2011, 03:58:01 pm
mine was kick a** no jokeWoah! That's awesome! I didn't know you could get 'no' as part of your name! [/sarcasm]
Post by: Salmonpunch on October 07, 2011, 07:34:57 pm
He got the name
Adonia Ballslapper
Post by: BodyGripper on October 08, 2011, 07:30:24 pm
I like to think goblins just name their babies after whatever they're thinking about at the moment of birth, and this one was born at a concert.
Post by: DrKillPatient on October 08, 2011, 10:56:18 pm
Oh, of course the dwarves with unmanly professions get incredibly awesome names. But the hammerdwarves? Nooooo.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 09, 2011, 01:04:17 am
Post by: Masked_Hunter1825 on October 09, 2011, 02:15:09 am
Post by: jetex1911 on October 09, 2011, 09:22:57 am
I also now have a quest to go to a place called "SpongeJails", and kill the outlaw named Oku "Squidfuture". I just instantly thought of Spongebob and laughed.
Post by: RenoFox on October 13, 2011, 10:37:34 am
"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"
That sounds a lot cooler than "Steelnuts" which I got.
Post by: DrKillPatient on October 13, 2011, 08:42:38 pm
Post by: Martholomule on October 14, 2011, 10:18:16 am
Also:
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-w-ZH2GTNAcQ/TpSOiI98DbI/AAAAAAAAAjM/jb0N5YYoLvc/s512/lolwut.jpg)
Post by: Intrinsic on October 15, 2011, 10:12:34 am
It is listed as a lair. *shiver*
Post by: Paul on October 15, 2011, 10:52:35 am
I have a Tonguetakes the Sweet Juice
It is listed as a lair. *shiver*
Dirty Mind?
The real story: A dwarf was camped outside with a bottle of rum, and a gnome named Tongue ran out and stole it. The dwarf was all "Man, Tongue took my sweet juice."
I had a char gen with the random last name Blowingkisses.
Post by: jaxy15 on October 16, 2011, 04:40:09 am
Harshness of Earth is the expedition leader being appointed, and Fortress of Labors is the symbol of the local dwarven government.
Post by: Angel Of Death on October 16, 2011, 07:48:28 am
Post by: Nukarama on October 16, 2011, 04:46:05 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 17, 2011, 10:10:20 pm
They both sound like frightening seductresses of fiery BDSM ‼FUN‼, so I intend to avoid them and prayed the next job I ask for doesn't involve dragons cooking my jewels, but unfortunately they wouldn't give me any more tasks. Elves are jerks, even to kobolds. What sick bastards would want THAT to happen to the poor adorable kobolds? ELVES!
Also, Goalhole the Immortal Shafts, a cave inhabited by but a single giant centipede. Oh the innuendos of this world!
Post by: SirAaronIII on October 20, 2011, 04:39:49 pm
Really? I had no idea.
Post by: ShoesandHats on October 20, 2011, 05:36:21 pm
STDstorm Kissedhugged
Wow.
EDIT: Just found a harpy called Dragon Zombiesurgeon.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 21, 2011, 12:49:02 am
Rumor has it she "milked" the wrong cow with her "hand" :P
Post by: coldmonkey on October 21, 2011, 01:33:46 pm
That was the first name that came up when I made the adventurer. I haven't gotten past the Knapping-Throwing grinding part yet, but I hope he gets an equally good title.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 21, 2011, 01:35:30 pm
Post by: casserol on October 22, 2011, 06:34:27 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on October 22, 2011, 06:48:28 am
Post by: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 12:48:44 am
Boogeymen. Instantly. Yeah...
Decided to create a fortress called "Alequest". (I cheated on that one, it used to be Alejourney or something)
Post by: Angel Of Death on October 23, 2011, 03:20:29 am
Ouch! My sacrum!
Post by: Intrinsic on October 26, 2011, 04:04:32 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on October 26, 2011, 05:09:41 pm
Post by: Yuzuke on October 26, 2011, 09:49:17 pm
(http://www.zenadsl5706.zen.co.uk/DF/BelliesOfButtoning.png)
Best name EVER
Post by: Yoink on October 29, 2011, 05:22:09 am
I was just invaded by a goblin maceman with the terrifying name of... Ago Menaceblankets. :P I'm shakin' in my boots over here.
Post by: Reudh on October 29, 2011, 06:44:42 am
Post by: BloodyM on October 31, 2011, 02:18:49 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on October 31, 2011, 08:55:44 pm
I intend to begin my adventures immediately :P
Strangely, the dwarves in this world seem to have been replaced by humans. No idea what's up with that.
Post by: Atomicdoom on November 02, 2011, 09:23:29 pm
Just died and checked my name...
"Unbeh Applesheals The Balls Of Steel"
I Rofled
So.Fucking.Hard.
Got any Screenshots? Cause if that is true, it'd be quite badass...
How do You take screenshots?
Post by: DrKillPatient on November 02, 2011, 09:31:13 pm
How do You take screenshots?
If Windows: hit the "print screen" key on your keyboard and paste into paint, save.
If Mac: hit "Cmd+shift+4", highlight area to be screenshotted, it should appear on your desktop afterward.
If Linux: depends on the utility you're using. I use scrot.
Post by: Atomicdoom on November 03, 2011, 03:57:02 am
Sorry got the name wrong, it was Ulthra not Unbeh
Post by: Madventurer on November 03, 2011, 09:51:19 am
Thats pretty lucky name.
Post by: Lord Dakoth on November 03, 2011, 04:28:39 pm
Post by: Nega on November 04, 2011, 07:35:56 pm
Post by: Ostrogoth on November 06, 2011, 04:19:29 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 06, 2011, 04:25:50 am
"You will remember the Tender Hugs when we are done with you!"
lol. Were the bandits all elves? :3
Post by: DrKillPatient on November 06, 2011, 05:29:04 pm
Post by: JDF117 on November 06, 2011, 05:54:17 pm
Post by: eltheon on November 06, 2011, 06:23:13 pm
Post by: Wimopy on November 07, 2011, 03:01:10 pm
I just generated a new pocket world to try a mod, and the surrounding ocean's name was 'The Blueness of Imprisoning'
We are all Slaves to Armok.
(Now, gotta go try and get an End of Land or Land's End name for the ocean around an island)
Post by: Atomicdoom on November 08, 2011, 01:23:07 am
Post by: Eric Blank on November 08, 2011, 12:50:32 pm
Post by: peskyninja on November 08, 2011, 02:36:35 pm
Post by: Ross Vernal on November 09, 2011, 03:59:08 pm
Post by: uber pye on November 09, 2011, 11:28:27 pm
Kaslun Spicybeans, a bandit
Post by: imperium3 on November 10, 2011, 03:22:06 am
Post by: casserol on November 10, 2011, 03:11:50 pm
Colorblind or something?
Post by: Eric Blank on November 10, 2011, 03:18:30 pm
Post by: DrKillPatient on November 11, 2011, 02:03:37 pm
Post by: UltraValican on November 11, 2011, 09:34:20 pm
Post by: DrKillPatient on November 11, 2011, 09:55:09 pm
EDIT:
Kothvir Goatnut the bandit overlord? PffffhahaHAHAHA-- you have been struck down.
Take 2. Apparently a peasant wants me to go to the Hell of Terrifying. Erm... I think I'll pass.
- Recruited a pikeman named Ura Dinnerface.
- Went to kill a Ferric Elf swordsman at Quickmurdered. Now running from the ten thousand elves that I discovered there, I suspect I will be quickly murdered.
Post by: Gizogin on November 14, 2011, 02:24:48 pm
Other gems include:
Ngokang Hatefortress - This is less a name than it is a statement of fact. "Ngokang hate fortress! Ngokang smash puny dwarf-men!"
Ersi Throwblankets - Very cozy.
Gadoc Twistedsnacks and Quenir Spattercandy - A human and a goblin crossbow team from a massive (30+) bandit camp. What do they have against food, anyway?
Ganuh Lovermushrooms - Yeah. Draw your own interpretations here.
Osnun Vomitjackals - My least favorite animal of all, the vomit jackal.
Post by: zombie urist on November 16, 2011, 01:29:13 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A civilization of dwarf researchers.
Post by: Spish on November 17, 2011, 04:52:38 pm
That reminds me, the game once tried to name one of my military squads "The Crazed Books"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A civilization of dwarf researchers.
Other rejected names for that squad include The Inky Throats, The Creative Rhymes, and The Dreamy Busts.
Post by: ShoesandHats on November 17, 2011, 06:25:01 pm
Post by: zombie urist on November 17, 2011, 10:35:47 pm
Personally, I would go with The Creative Rhymes. Sounds like they would make original rappers.
Speaking of rappers...
(http://img.ie/images/6c173.png) (http://img.ie/)
Post by: Eктωρ on November 18, 2011, 09:44:05 pm
Post by: Reudh on November 18, 2011, 10:13:32 pm
It was a blob composed of grime and filth with noxious secretions.
Oh... dear...
Post by: The Sacred Sound on November 19, 2011, 08:27:50 pm
EDIT: Near her home-fortress is a mountain called the Point of Weakness. Perhaps I should attack it for massive damage...
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on November 20, 2011, 09:48:37 am
Near her home-fortress is a mountain called the Point of Weakness. Perhaps I should attack it for massive damage...It's the weak point of.. what, exactly? My best guess would be 'the whole world', which means it'd go explodey if you attacked that mountain.
Post by: Xotano on November 20, 2011, 10:37:08 am
Personally, I would go with The Creative Rhymes. Sounds like they would make original rappers.yea too bad good music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.
Post by: Karnewarrior on November 20, 2011, 12:34:53 pm
Hey-o!Personally, I would go with The Creative Rhymes. Sounds like they would make original rappers.yea too bad good music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on November 20, 2011, 04:17:26 pm
They named it after what happens when a goblin tries to sneak into my fort.
Post by: Karnewarrior on November 21, 2011, 03:11:07 pm
I happened upon a civilization called "The Limp Thief".
They named it after what happens when a goblin tries to sneak into my fort.
Those must be some ugly dwarves. :P
Post by: DrKillPatient on November 23, 2011, 04:59:04 pm
Post by: Lifeinsteps on November 27, 2011, 01:26:32 pm
Suck-incest?
That's just bad luck.
Post by: Iton Ibrukrithzam on November 27, 2011, 06:11:44 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on November 29, 2011, 01:48:25 am
I don't think I'd want to know where those Mysterious Fingers have been.
Post by: Eктωρ on November 29, 2011, 07:55:44 pm
Also, I just found a farmer named Nique Lovedvirgins. Hah.
Post by: Spish on December 04, 2011, 08:19:26 pm
On a related note, I encountered a minotuar who went by the name "Hok Razorwasted the Hollow Hatchets," with base of operation in "The Subtle Disemboweler." One has to wonder how disembowelment can ever be a subtle process.
And the lamest goblin overlord yet, Zolak Evilmuscles, who fell into a marsh pit and was pelted to death with rocks.
Post by: hhhat09 on December 06, 2011, 08:12:42 pm
also : SpurtedShocks the Gale of Grease, a plain
Post by: Atomicdoom on December 10, 2011, 04:19:17 am
The Basements Of Murder.
Post by: Reudh on December 10, 2011, 05:20:29 am
Post by: Nega on December 10, 2011, 10:11:52 am
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on December 10, 2011, 02:38:43 pm
Post by: Hybrid on December 11, 2011, 12:11:02 pm
"Tell them it was the Yawning Odours if you live!"
No wonder why these people kill others, no-one ever understood these poor bastards.
Post by: Jacob/Lee on December 13, 2011, 11:22:52 am
"Tell them it was the Yawning Odours if you live!"Looks like the bandit leader had a bad case of acid breath the morning he named his group.
Post by: InfiniVide on December 17, 2011, 02:47:56 pm
EDIT: While playing just now, I was attacked by a group called "The Tightnesses of Purity"
Post by: gamewizardinnc on December 21, 2011, 01:47:34 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 21, 2011, 11:33:45 am
Post by: bukitodinos on December 21, 2011, 01:29:20 pm
The lomg shafts of pulling (...)
the king must have been briliant!
Post by: exolyx on December 21, 2011, 05:07:17 pm
Post by: AllThingsLive on December 23, 2011, 12:57:41 am
I used to be an axelord like you, until I took a (+bronze bolt+) to the upper leg, chipping the bone through the *copper leggings*!
It doesn't sound nearly as good :(
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 23, 2011, 08:50:08 am
OH YOU POOR DORF.
Post by: Isa on December 25, 2011, 01:12:37 pm
That is all...
Post by: Spish on December 25, 2011, 02:07:22 pm
Next chance I get, I'm naming a hole after him: The Chasm of Spasms
Post by: Eric Blank on December 27, 2011, 10:23:30 am
Disembodied vagina? Some beasts are better left forgotten...
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 27, 2011, 04:55:24 pm
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 28, 2011, 06:20:24 am
Post by: Reudh on December 28, 2011, 07:29:17 am
I had an adventurer recently with the title the Mournful Justice of Tickling.
Post by: InfiniVide on December 30, 2011, 01:58:59 am
Post by: Pokon on December 30, 2011, 02:34:36 am
Post by: Pawel1997PL on December 31, 2011, 07:00:34 am
Note: I was sent to kill it by a snakeman civ(Genesis Mod) so the real ammount o s's might vary.
EDIT: Now I'm wearing a almost full suit of armor made out of him.
Post by: the woods on December 31, 2011, 09:28:12 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 31, 2011, 09:30:42 pm
The Crazy Desert. Infinite cactus staircase, fifty million suns, immortal jackal worshipers, candy walkers, it's crazy as hell out in the Crazy Desert.
The Axe of Lions. Not so funny, but it is awesome :P
Plus, I'm getting mobbed by Giant Eagles. Butchering the corpses, eating their hearts and taking a feather for each I kill. Dunno where my peasant entourage has gone though :|
Maybe they don't like mountains :P
Post by: ToothedCube on January 01, 2012, 01:03:15 pm
I walk for a bit to the cave, enter sneak mode, and as i enter the cave, this message greets me:
(http://i.imgur.com/O8b9I.jpg)
Post by: zombie urist on January 01, 2012, 02:26:41 pm
Speaking of rappers...
(http://img.ie/images/6c173.png) (http://img.ie/)
My Akon can beat up your Akon. >:(
Post by: Pokon on January 01, 2012, 06:14:49 pm
Post by: antlion12 on January 02, 2012, 12:28:55 am
Post by: Reudh on January 02, 2012, 10:02:59 am
Post by: bukitodinos on January 04, 2012, 01:30:59 pm
Crewdstilled the soapy hog :D
Post by: Lord Dakoth on January 06, 2012, 02:40:32 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 06, 2012, 04:35:03 pm
Post by: the woods on January 07, 2012, 12:51:40 am
Post by: Markus on January 10, 2012, 08:03:26 am
Well, I did have some funny names, but I forgot them...
but the SWAMP OF IMPALING? A name I shall never forget. Huge swamp area, not a brook for miles, and SCORCHING HOT EVERYWHERE. Sure, underground was tons of metal and what not, but I was shakin' in my boots expecting the trees to BURST into flames before I could even dig a hole. The murky pools looked so suspicious the dwarves didn't drink from them.
Post by: Person on January 11, 2012, 10:32:54 pm
Post by: Reudh on January 11, 2012, 11:37:36 pm
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on January 12, 2012, 05:32:26 am
Heh. Just got an amusing one in fort mode: Astesh Kûbukudist Nåzom Merir, "Astesh Lancepleated the Dream of Pregnancy", Hammerdwarf. It's a guy. No wife. Perhaps he's got some faulty equipment he's grown attached to. Or rather, that's grown attached to him. And what's this about his lance being pleated?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 14, 2012, 08:20:08 pm
Post by: Sotye on January 14, 2012, 09:00:35 pm
I recently generated a very large world and I was looking around after world gen to see what there was. Some of the names are pretty badass, "The Sea of Oblivion".
Then I looked to a pretty large good area and it was named "The Pregnant Tulip-Plains", right next to "The Desert of Pantomimes" and a big mountain range named "The Syrup-Spikes of Stirring". Overall, most of the names generated seem pretty fitting and cool, so not many funny ones. :(
Post by: Mercur1c on January 16, 2012, 07:51:36 am
When I exited quick travel I was greeted by this message:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thats right, the Virginal Mothers.
Half(3) of them spawned on the other side of a river to me, so I just killed the other three (Including the leader(I think)).
And fast traveled away.
Post by: Karnewarrior on January 16, 2012, 02:09:10 pm
Got attacked by some humans.Dwarf Fortress: You just got robbed by the Virgin Mary.
When I exited quick travel I was greeted by this message:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thats right, the Virginal Mothers.
Half(3) of them spawned on the other side of a river to me, so I just killed the other three (Including the leader(I think)).
And fast traveled away.
Something about this game makes me wonder why God lets it exist.
Post by: GaxkangtheUnbound on January 17, 2012, 08:29:46 pm
Post by: UltraValican on January 17, 2012, 08:34:23 pm
I met an orcish general by the name of Egu Snuggledblossomed. I imagine the enemies are dying of laughter as the orcs eviscerate them.Or after every battle he hugs his mom, cause your always your mothers snugglebumkin. ;D
Post by: Sting_Auer on January 17, 2012, 08:53:41 pm
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/5028/newbitmapimagetej.png)[/b]
(http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/6237/newbitmapimage3h.png)
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/6039/newbitmapimage4mg.png)
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/205/410/....jpg.)
Post by: joemoben on January 17, 2012, 11:43:38 pm
Something about this game makes me wonder why God lets it exist.
So sigged.
ALSO, ended up at a place called Dark Fortress. Confused me for a second before i realized it was a forest.
Post by: UltraValican on January 18, 2012, 06:51:55 pm
Abandon fort
Deleate save.
Format computer.
True story.
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 19, 2012, 02:30:05 pm
I had a group of humans in mixmod worship a god called "Devil"
Abandon fort
Deleate save.
Format computer.
True story.
Recover save.
Reclaim fort.
Post on forums for gratuitous !FUN!
Alternate ending.
Post by: exolyx on January 19, 2012, 06:56:26 pm
And yes, the history was excruciatingly violent
Post by: terkiey on January 21, 2012, 04:24:10 pm
Post by: Doomshifter on January 23, 2012, 07:23:55 am
"I am Strildo Specialfroths the Massive Dangers!"
"Crusher of Dumed Lockhatchets, king of the Frilly Town, who sucked plump helmets like a purring maggot!"
Specialfroths? The Massive Dangers? KING OF THE FRILLY TOWN?!
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 23, 2012, 01:33:07 pm
who sucked plump helmets like a purring maggot!"
What
Post by: obradenj on January 23, 2012, 06:28:14 pm
Post by: obradenj on January 23, 2012, 09:01:10 pm
Post by: Eidolon on January 25, 2012, 06:09:07 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It was a band of putrid blendecs.
Post by: Evaristo on January 26, 2012, 06:17:44 pm
Post by: dreadmullet on January 28, 2012, 12:08:59 am
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was encased in ice."
Post by: Jay on January 28, 2012, 11:53:12 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ7CRFSnfqM
Post by: zombie urist on January 29, 2012, 12:03:32 am
Post by: lionstar on January 29, 2012, 02:54:06 am
Post by: Powder Miner on January 29, 2012, 05:16:28 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on January 29, 2012, 05:23:07 pm
RNG ftw.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 29, 2012, 05:29:13 pm
...Earth is the Temporary Realm? OSH!@ *booom*
Well, Earth is notorious for being about as constant as woman's decisions :P
Ok, so that's a little too sexist. Human women aren't anywhere near as indecisive as the Earth. Just wait; right now the Earth is doing it's "get rid of all these damn glaciers" phase, but here in a few millenia we'll have to deal with the same enormous ice sheets as we did the last 3-5 (Or was it 10-50? Need to look that up...) renditions of this glaciation cycle. It's like it can't decide if it wants to dye it's hair blue or grey.
Post by: Reudh on January 29, 2012, 06:10:44 pm
Post by: plasmarine0 on January 30, 2012, 03:49:55 pm
There's probably a good reason why they haven't done much of historical significance.
Post by: GreyDreams on January 31, 2012, 05:32:54 pm
Also um... yay, made my first post. 8)
Post by: Remalle on January 31, 2012, 09:34:48 pm
Also um... yay, made my first post. 8)Huzzah! Welcome, brother!
Post by: Cyroth on February 01, 2012, 01:43:33 pm
Also um... yay, made my first post. 8)
Welcome to the madness, take a seat and have some +kitten tallow roast+. If you start wondering after a few days... we are not as crazy as you think. We are far worse.
Post by: lionstar on February 01, 2012, 02:30:43 pm
(Haha, is funny cause it sounds like a brand)
Post by: ShoesandHats on February 01, 2012, 04:13:32 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on February 01, 2012, 04:30:07 pm
Also um... yay, made my first post. 8)
Post by: Karnewarrior on February 01, 2012, 05:30:54 pm
A civilization known as The Neutral Evils.Sound like good guys.
Post by: Maxmurder on February 01, 2012, 05:52:15 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 02, 2012, 05:36:53 am
Just got a mission to kill an overlord named Rubes Snackcakes.I'd eat Rubes Snackcakes, they sound nom.
(Haha, is funny cause it sounds like a brand)
Post by: bukitodinos on February 02, 2012, 10:12:37 pm
Post by: Vakothu on February 02, 2012, 10:59:54 pm
Post by: funymunky on February 04, 2012, 12:06:18 am
Post by: Reudh on February 04, 2012, 12:30:39 am
Do you know what his name means?
Thief Masterthief, Goblin Master Thief.
Post by: funymunky on February 04, 2012, 01:20:10 am
In one of my old forts, I came across a dead goblin thief. 'Snang Assnang, Goblin Master Thief.'
Do you know what his name means?
Thief Masterthief, Goblin Master Thief.
Haha, that's awesome. Plus, you get Assnang, so it's a twofer.
Post by: Reudh on February 04, 2012, 01:33:19 am
Post by: MagmaMan54 on February 04, 2012, 04:39:24 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on February 04, 2012, 04:44:55 pm
Tuzak Pimplemenace... it was a night creature if i recall correctly.
The enemy of pubescent boys everywhere.
Post by: Cyroth on February 05, 2012, 01:40:14 am
Pukedromance the free embraces (an Ettin)
Post by: SirAaronIII on February 05, 2012, 02:23:18 am
Post by: Samuel on February 07, 2012, 08:00:54 pm
You read that right. Nomal. fucking. Chainswords.
Post by: Loud Whispers on February 08, 2012, 04:58:34 pm
My militia commander is named Nomal Chainswords.
You read that right. Nomal. fucking. Chainswords.
You know what to do.
Post by: Crioca on February 08, 2012, 08:20:18 pm
My militia commander is named Nomal Chainswords.
You read that right. Nomal. fucking. Chainswords.
Swordchucks, yo!
Post by: Samuel on February 08, 2012, 10:49:09 pm
My militia commander is named Nomal Chainswords.
You read that right. Nomal. fucking. Chainswords.
You know what to do.
What? Mod in Chainswords? That'd be the best Idea in the history of ever, but I don't know how to do it.
I suppose it'd be constructed of a sword and a couple mechanisms, and function similarly to a giant-serrated disc (each strike causes the enemy to be hit three times).
Post by: RomanGuy on February 10, 2012, 05:34:57 pm
Post by: Monsterfurby on February 10, 2012, 08:19:19 pm
I debated calling him Chuck, though.
Post by: Reudh on February 11, 2012, 09:59:30 am
They're the 'Immoral Immorality'. Really trying to say something, I think.
And also, rather than funny, a war was given a fitting name; the 'War of Beasts'. 11 dwarves, 5 giant olms vs. 20 elves, 8 drazards (miniature- about the size of a dog, friendly, non-firebreathing dragons) and 5 grizzlies.
The dwarves only just lost. D:
Post by: Xantalos on February 11, 2012, 10:05:39 pm
Post by: Johuotar on February 14, 2012, 06:39:29 am
Post by: TailorTF on February 14, 2012, 06:44:09 am
It's not too funny of a name on it's own,but Rovod Chuckedhammer is a necromancer,so it's pretty hilarious to imagine him doing what I assume is supposed to be some kind of morning excersise routine.
Another funny situation is a human adventurer marrying a necromancer.The necromancer later (about 200 years later) wrote a book titled "The Human:My Only Mistake".
And yes,it's actually about him.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 14, 2012, 12:31:47 pm
So necromancers are writing strategy guides for games now?
Post by: Blast on February 14, 2012, 03:10:59 pm
Basically he is probably a stalker that wont let go of the women he falls in love with.
Post by: Reudh on February 14, 2012, 06:30:34 pm
This is awesome.
Post by: WaffleEggnog on February 14, 2012, 07:51:18 pm
Post by: +!!scientist!!+ on February 14, 2012, 08:54:58 pm
Edit: also found a book called "At one with demise" at first I thought it would be a suicide note, but it turned out to be the secrets of life and death and was written cheerfully.
Lastly, I found out that the center of all necromancer activity is in a tower called "Friendtown"
Post by: funymunky on February 15, 2012, 12:39:42 am
Post by: Untelligent on February 15, 2012, 01:00:43 am
Post by: Eric Blank on February 15, 2012, 01:05:48 am
Post by: Bardum Idith on February 15, 2012, 06:54:30 am
Censorship ???
Post by: lt2p on February 15, 2012, 10:21:05 am
For a badass name, I discover a historical figure human named Dak Beardlance, who slew a dragon. I like to think he was actually a dwarf on stilts.
Post by: Kamamura on February 15, 2012, 08:31:04 pm
Gang called "Controllers of Adventuring" that always finds and kills my characters.
Human civilization called "The Amusing Society", who built a tomb called "The Comedic Hour"
Post by: ToothedCube on February 17, 2012, 05:43:18 am
...Real intimidating, guys.
Although on the plus side if I ever decide to start a band in the 60's I now have the best band name ever.
Post by: LostCosmonaut on February 17, 2012, 05:50:14 am
Post by: calico103 on February 17, 2012, 11:00:35 am
Post by: Guardian G.I. on February 17, 2012, 12:45:13 pm
Post by: creepermined on February 17, 2012, 03:09:05 pm
great..........
Post by: GreyDreams on February 17, 2012, 07:21:46 pm
Also um... yay, made my first post. 8)Huzzah! Welcome, brother!
Sister, not brother. :P
Post by: Nega on February 17, 2012, 10:33:36 pm
This has to be one of the BEST names I have ever gotten.
Post by: Reudh on February 18, 2012, 12:32:19 am
Post by: Trippin on February 18, 2012, 06:58:43 am
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b360/trippin301/RNGstrikesagain.jpg)
Post by: Sylverone on February 18, 2012, 07:31:34 am
Post by: nothingyet on February 18, 2012, 10:32:27 am
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/actsasbuffoon/yikes.png)
Just found a civ named The Empire of Speechlessness. I assume their society is known for long, awkward conversational pauses. Either that, or the new version of DF allows you to cut out people's tongues.
Also, a location named The Delightful Mountain of Sourness. I'm not much for sour food, myself.
Post by: ShoesandHats on February 18, 2012, 11:21:50 pm
I didn't know 'tummy' was a word in DF.
Post by: ShoesandHats on February 19, 2012, 03:31:41 pm
Post by: miauw62 on February 19, 2012, 04:04:06 pm
Also um... yay, made my first post. 8)Huzzah! Welcome, brother!
Sister, not brother. :P
Welcome to the hell-hole full of !!magma!! xXgiant cave spider silk socksXx, fbs, derailment, ninjas and general stupidity. (and !!science!!)
On-topic:
There was a goblin group called 'the intense jackals' wich killed 3 dozen (or more) of my adventurers.
Post by: Nega on February 19, 2012, 05:59:33 pm
Post by: Eurus on February 19, 2012, 10:57:49 pm
Post by: Pitchblende on February 19, 2012, 11:32:52 pm
Post by: truckman1 on February 20, 2012, 02:43:10 am
I swear to god I didn't even have to hit random once, that was the 1st name option it offered me. Yeah, I don't care how much save scumming I need to do, this guy is going to kick ass and fuck people's shit up.
Post by: Xantalos on February 20, 2012, 02:58:52 am
Post by: Berserkenstein on February 20, 2012, 06:52:47 am
Post by: miauw62 on February 20, 2012, 08:19:34 am
(http://i.imgur.com/fHwuu.png)
If only his name was harry...
Post by: Xotano on February 20, 2012, 08:26:39 am
"bathpower the shove of ivy"
and
"breathsieged the belts of fragmenting"
Post by: Aachen on February 20, 2012, 09:36:18 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: darklord1120 on February 20, 2012, 11:38:49 am
Every once in a while you may come across a name that it so horrid that it's funny.<P>
I don't think it can get anymore worst than this one...<P> (http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2996/worstnameeversm3.png)
I think I got something along the lines of.. "Nigrel whitepad"
Something like that, but.. yeah. It's quite an ironic joke?
Post by: miauw62 on February 20, 2012, 01:42:34 pm
The Cat of Ceilings
(http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/images/ceiling_cat_watching.jpg)
O_Q
EDIT:
Oh god, i just discoverd that they defended in a war called 'the cremated conflict' the worst is, a certain battle of that war is called 'the outragous onslaught' (even tough it only made 4 victims. 2 elves and 2 yaks on the elven side, those were the only ones in the conflict at elven side, humans attacked whit 2500 humans and another 500 dwarves)
EDIT:
Just genned another world.
An ocean named 'the aqua water'
Thank you, captain obvious.
Post by: towerdude on February 20, 2012, 02:13:57 pm
By the way my adveturer is called: Szuvas Fogbank the Skinny Innocent Inn-Dinner of Spinning. Also szuvas fogban means: in the decaying tooth, in my language.
Post by: Powder Miner on February 20, 2012, 08:03:17 pm
...uh...
Post by: Splint on February 20, 2012, 08:09:03 pm
My current adventurer's title is The Frigid Enjoyment of Virgins.
...uh...
That is both awesome and creepy as hell.
Post by: Eric Blank on February 21, 2012, 02:32:58 am
Post by: Eurus on February 21, 2012, 11:58:54 am
Post by: bennerman on February 21, 2012, 03:13:17 pm
Post by: towerdude on February 21, 2012, 04:07:20 pm
Post by: Amwap on February 21, 2012, 04:53:03 pm
Post by: Eurus on February 21, 2012, 11:44:44 pm
Post by: Xotano on February 22, 2012, 12:26:36 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on February 22, 2012, 02:54:10 pm
and then zombies killed it
Post by: truckman1 on February 22, 2012, 03:53:49 pm
Post by: Xotano on February 22, 2012, 03:58:52 pm
Post by: truckman1 on February 22, 2012, 04:06:20 pm
the holy brother who goes by Humor :Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anyone else immediately think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpEyVZyAY8#t=01m14s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GpEyVZyAY8#t=01m14s)?
(or the actual game, I guess)
Post by: Eurus on February 22, 2012, 09:08:18 pm
Post by: Moltar on February 23, 2012, 09:09:07 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on February 24, 2012, 04:26:51 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on February 24, 2012, 08:56:54 pm
It's funny because 1. Homestuck and 2. that was a legit random name and not with Putnam's excellent troll mod.
Post by: blah_1123 on February 25, 2012, 05:12:00 pm
Post by: lionstar on February 26, 2012, 09:14:53 pm
Just walked past a temple called, Temple of Suckers.Perhaps one of the priests is a vampire?
Post by: Draximo on February 27, 2012, 07:05:36 am
Post by: Alpha Dwarf on February 27, 2012, 07:48:25 pm
Circa ~ DF28
Daslut Mistyspreads, who was the eldest daughter of a pikeman, who got kidnapped by the goblin Em Seducedfurs. hmm, i wonder what kind of fur he was seducing... lol oh and he had another daughter named Ted.
That is a DAMN lie and you know it.
Post by: Mookzen on February 27, 2012, 09:36:52 pm
Post by: Shinotsa on February 28, 2012, 12:38:41 pm
Post by: Madventurer on February 28, 2012, 01:34:17 pm
Post by: KingPeonidas on February 29, 2012, 12:27:12 am
HOORAY FOR TITSFONDLED AND MULESEX, this "high right" (king?) really knows how to name daughters. (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/803/noblehumor.png/)
Post by: Eric Blank on February 29, 2012, 12:49:40 am
Post by: MaskedMiner on February 29, 2012, 01:31:44 am
Its appropriate name at least :P Had to check what phlegm means though xD
Post by: Eurus on February 29, 2012, 02:08:25 am
she was the law-giver of The Seduction of Blankets
killed by Lesana Clamspread...
[edit]
Conar Markcrush the Virtuous Temptation of Feet
I felt the need to add this. Also he was cursed with vamprism after profaning The Sanctuary of Critters.
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 03:11:40 am
HOORAY FOR TITSFONDLED AND MULESEX, this "high right" (king?) really knows how to name daughters.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
it was toastsfondled, you didnt read it right. and "i am high right" seems more like a question then a statement.
Post by: MaskedMiner on February 29, 2012, 04:18:35 am
Post by: miauw62 on February 29, 2012, 07:43:55 am
(http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/5246/noblehumor.png)
HOORAY FOR TITSFONDLED AND MULESEX, this "high right" (king?) really knows how to name daughters.
(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/803/noblehumor.png/)
That can only be windows 95-2000.
How can your computer run dwarf fortress?
Post by: Andux on February 29, 2012, 09:01:23 am
That can only be windows 95-2000.
How can your computer run dwarf fortress?
It's the Windows Classic theme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_XP_themes#Windows_Classic). Y'know, for us crotchety old-fashioned types.
You kids these days, with your baggy pants and your rap music and your Facey-Space Tweety-pages. In my day, we wrote our websites by hand, in Notepad... AND WE LIKED IT!
Ungrateful young'uns.... Get off my lawn!
Post by: Intrinsic on February 29, 2012, 09:53:51 am
Post by: jaxy15 on February 29, 2012, 01:39:43 pm
snipI once found a troll named "Feferi".
It's funny because 1. Homestuck and 2. that was a legit random name and not with Putnam's excellent troll mod.
Post by: krymz1n on February 29, 2012, 01:52:51 pm
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on February 29, 2012, 05:43:03 pm
I had a river in a haunted biome called Ghostreaches the accidental climaxYou do not want to drink that "water".
Post by: Xotano on February 29, 2012, 06:53:35 pm
That can only be windows 95-2000.
How can your computer run dwarf fortress?
It's the Windows Classic theme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_XP_themes#Windows_Classic). Y'know, for us crotchety old-fashioned types.
You kids these days, with your baggy pants and your rap music and your Facey-Space Tweety-pages. In my day, we wrote our websites by hand, in Notepad... AND WE LIKED IT!
Ungrateful young'uns.... Get off my lawn!
oi! i'm 21 and i use the classic theme, it just looks WAY better then that new bubbly crap.
Post by: KingPeonidas on February 29, 2012, 08:22:45 pm
If your computer idles at 0% and u run some aero shit, then complain about the looks of mine, but I'm pretty sure anyone who complains about classic mode runs norton antivirus the greatest virus on earth. (you may have noted that I have antivirus running, but be known it does not check files on access, on write, or automatically scheduled.)
i5 2500k @ 4.2 here.
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1280/secondmonitor.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/3/secondmonitor.png/)
Yup this is Windows 7, Yup thats the REAL right click menu on the taskbar.
Post by: Kamamura on March 01, 2012, 12:00:30 pm
Creative Thief
Romantic Colours
Climatic Councils
Controllers of Adventuring
Post by: Spish on March 01, 2012, 01:48:14 pm
I've seen some pretty stupid names, but this one takes the cake
Some catchy ones:
Sadaya Skirtwatches -A short-lived elf adventurer and most likely huge pervert.
Stathra Reveredbaby - A legends baby who was kidnapped and later reunited with mom and dad. Touching.
Alene Pristinesheen - Not sure what this elf was famous for, but I think it had something to do with shampoo.
Post by: Silverbit on March 02, 2012, 06:00:23 pm
(first post by the way)
Post by: Melzer on March 03, 2012, 09:45:11 am
Post by: Kogut on March 03, 2012, 10:46:13 am
In one of my old forts, I came across a dead goblin thief. 'Snang Assnang, Goblin Master Thief.'
Do you know what his name means?
Thief Masterthief, Goblin Master Thief.
<post to watch>
Post by: bukitodinos on March 03, 2012, 03:35:02 pm
(first post by the way)
Welcome brother!
Post by: WaffleEggnog on March 03, 2012, 11:55:04 pm
um... do i even need to explain?
Post by: Iapetus on March 07, 2012, 09:01:08 am
Worst. Gang name. Ever.
Some amusing book names:
The Dwarves: Fact or Fiction?
To Phyllite and Glory!
Bereavement When It Counts
The Human: Natural or Supernatural?
My Thoughts On Storage
The Weevil and Murder
Can Boulderseduces Save The World?
The Wizard's Guide to the Dwarf
Post by: Kamamura on March 07, 2012, 06:44:37 pm
Post by: Intrinsic on March 08, 2012, 12:00:32 pm
(http://www.zenadsl5706.zen.co.uk/DF/TheVirginalIncest.png)
Some interesting names they have...and also appropriate.
Post by: Raidmaster on March 08, 2012, 05:38:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/lIk0Z.png)
Post by: Reudh on March 08, 2012, 08:02:08 pm
This thread is amazing, especially:In one of my old forts, I came across a dead goblin thief. 'Snang Assnang, Goblin Master Thief.'
Do you know what his name means?
Thief Masterthief, Goblin Master Thief.
<post to watch>
Yay, I'm a thread highlight! :D
Post by: Steele on March 10, 2012, 04:43:09 am
"Vaginalbreath", a giant leopardess.
A region named "The Penile Forest".
A Gnoll civ named "The Black Clitorii".
Leopard Vaginafilled, a female dingo.
Paint Goodclitorii, a male wolf.
Cathedral Sprinklevagina, a male blind cave ogre.
A civilization named "The Incest of Vegetation".
A book entitled "Phallic Hal Tangleambers", a 173 page pit of bitter scorn written by an elven necromancer about Hal Tangleambers, a human necromancer.
A two page poem entitled "The Penises And Kranz Crownglad", written by Kranz Crownglad, a female necromancer. The writing is very concise.
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In the early autumn of 242, Herbst tamed the giant lice of The Cloacal Desert.
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Wama Furnacedhowls was a rawulf born in 1017. He was of unknown parentage.
In the early spring of 1049, Wama became the holy piss of The Sects of Ooze.
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Post by: Nega on March 18, 2012, 09:54:26 am
...and then the Random Number God must of blessed that roll, because it gave me "Ab PlantWhips".
Post by: Fenrir on March 24, 2012, 03:47:10 pm
EDIT:
Oh, wait, that does not seem right. Perhaps it was a book. Not sure, the world is deleted now.
More Temple was a legendary giant cheetah leather-bound book. The written portion consists of a 11 page essay entitled More Temple, authored by Udir Roastbrushed. It concerns the temple The Monastery of Cake.
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Post by: ObeseHelmet on March 25, 2012, 02:06:59 pm
It ended up being "Spraypaint."
What.
Post by: Splint on March 25, 2012, 02:13:37 pm
"Spraypaint."
That has got to be one of the luckiest RNG draws ever.
You must now figure out a way to make spray paint.
Post by: ObeseHelmet on March 25, 2012, 03:38:41 pm
You know the dark red substance that spurts all over your fortress from your dwarves' wounds, painting all surfaces with a thick glistening coat?
That's not blood, man. That's SPRAYPAINT.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Post by: onarum on March 26, 2012, 07:36:44 pm
Post by: Archereon on March 27, 2012, 09:30:59 am
Post by: JerseyP on March 27, 2012, 10:37:09 am
Post by: Nega on March 27, 2012, 12:31:22 pm
The Book.
Post by: Remalle on March 27, 2012, 12:50:58 pm
I just found the best name for a book. EVAR.Quick, set up a two-millennium religion based around it, shaping western civilization!
The Book.
Post by: PTTG?? on March 28, 2012, 02:49:34 pm
I just found the best name for a book. EVAR.
The Book.
"The book" is shorthand for what would otherwise be the titles of other books. I'm not sure if it is triggered by length of the title being inserted, the total length that would be produced, or the number of nested titles (The book about the book about the book...)
There are similar titles such as "Can "The Dwarf: Fact or Fiction?" Save the World?", which comes from the title raw "Can [NO_ART_NAME] Save the World?"
There is a book title which is simply "[NAME]".
I aught to add "[NO_ART_NAME]" so we can get a book titled "Book". Then make an adventurer named "Adventurer" and give him a sword called "Sword"...
Post by: FortKiller on March 28, 2012, 04:05:45 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on March 30, 2012, 01:00:20 am
These were found in a necromancer tower that accepted me with open arms, so clearly they must be pretty cool dudes.
Post by: ObeseHelmet on April 06, 2012, 02:10:22 pm
In the early autumn of 431, the human Cado Playedboy became an enemy of The Humble Pick.
Playedboy. No kidding.
(Additionally, "The Humble Pick" is kind of an interesting name for a dwarven civ)
EDIT: I just found a river called "The Crowd of Sandals." Must be a pretty prolific tourist destination.
Post by: Devling on April 06, 2012, 04:42:57 pm
But wait, his name isn't actually Lob! It's Piware! He tricked the Nation of Sacks into thinking he was Lob! He basically forged the nation of sacks into the roman empire, stomping on elves and goblins with glee, and in his down time he wrote novels!
Including Familia Spine: Common Practice, and A humble offering to Lob.
Dwarf Fortress might be a hilarious name generator dressed as a game.
Post by: Deathworks on April 08, 2012, 10:35:14 am
I have just genned a new world for adventuring and, as always, I went into legends mode (history hidden) to get the parameters and maybe have a look whether there are interesting gods around. At a first glance, I like to look for gods usually depicted as something alien, like a cougar, or an ant queen. Going through the gods, I noticed a dwarven civ called "The Dangerous Work", which immediately reminded me of something :) :) :) :) :) :)
Anyhow, curious about whether any dwarves of it actually survived, I checked the sites list and found that it was extremely successful and thriving. Interesting enough, they have even integrated goblins into their society. Note these mountain halls:
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807: Ngot墨etur, "Cultboulders", mountain halls
Owner: The Salve of Packing, dwarves
Parent Civ: The Dangerous Work, dwarves
1499 dwarves
3339 goblins
372 dogs
372 guineafowls
50 rabbits
I mean, sure, taking over the goblins when conquering a dark tower is no surprise, but having the goblins spread in large numbers through the civ...
But this world is already something special for me, since there seem to be finally again goblin civs who team up with demons. In the 0.34.x worlds, more than half the human civs have a demon or some such in their hierarchy, but very few goblin civs have any demons or devils in them (except for occasional prisoners!).
The dark fortress right next to the mountain halls above in the list is a good example - with the additional benefit of the demon fitting nicely to the name of the site:
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808: B・ab, "Nightmaretame", dark fortress
Owner: The Nightmare of Conflagration, goblins
Parent Civ: The Famous Curses, goblins
38 humans
53 goblins
1 rabbit devil
A rabbit devil. A rabbit. In a dark fortress which is called "Nightmaretame"... Okay, I really hope adventures go well in this world :) :) :)
Yours,
Deathworks
Post by: Spish on April 08, 2012, 03:21:51 pm
...at least they were open about it.
Post by: Chagen46 on April 08, 2012, 05:21:17 pm
....Okay.....
Post by: Chagen46 on April 08, 2012, 05:26:57 pm
She must be quite moe or something.
Post by: Urist McBeanie on April 09, 2012, 05:12:15 am
and Skyfluked the Accidental Star of Heavens
Post by: borno on April 10, 2012, 12:28:00 am
"The Sanctuaries of Pregnancy"
I wonder what they do in there.
Even worse! When I talked to one of the people:
"This servant of marriage greets you"
...
When I left want to know what he said?
"Consider Marriage"
WAS HE HITTING ON ME?!
Post by: xdarkcodex on April 10, 2012, 01:39:29 am
Post by: Batmantis on April 11, 2012, 03:10:58 am
This one was lol worthy "Ur lovelydumplings"
Post by: EmperorJon on April 11, 2012, 06:07:51 am
Post by: xdarkcodex on April 11, 2012, 09:10:58 pm
Post by: Archereon on April 11, 2012, 11:04:54 pm
*snip* Rabit Devil
Careful now! That rabit has a vicious streak a mile wide...JUST LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
Post by: Eric Blank on April 12, 2012, 09:33:54 pm
It's just perfect in every way.
Post by: Wimopy on April 13, 2012, 02:36:37 pm
-snip-
This one was lol worthy "Ur lovelydumplings"
That was one of the best of the ones I saw in the past few weeks.
Post by: Findulidas on April 18, 2012, 05:11:24 am
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Post by: StLeibowitz on April 19, 2012, 03:54:45 pm
A 12-page essay entitled "First Creation, Then the World!" by a human necromancer, who also wrote an autobiography entitled "The Human"
A sperm-whale lether tome called "Chocolate Humans", another book entitled "Humans: Fact or Fiction?", "The Nuanced Human", "The Human For Everyone", "We See the Human", "The Human The Easy Way", "Start Your Morning with The Human"...etcetera. Most of which were written by necromancers from the tower Phrasebristled, an apt name seeing as how half the books of the known world seem to be stored there. Additionally, there was a book entitled "Untitled", and an offering from a different tower entitled "More Darkness" which was a guide to the deep places of the world.
I hope the random name generator for this game is never altered in any way.
Post by: FloorBelow on April 20, 2012, 01:30:58 am
Post by: Slashes-With-Claws on April 20, 2012, 07:31:51 pm
Post by: ObeseHelmet on April 21, 2012, 03:10:40 pm
There are two things
- The "Tame Adoration" which founded a "Playspot." Let's hope they censor what they do there.
- Ked "Potlured" founding a place called "Subtlesmokes." Interesting . . .
Post by: ObeseHelmet on April 22, 2012, 01:40:03 pm
Post by: The Unicorn Killer on April 22, 2012, 07:38:12 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on April 22, 2012, 07:55:57 pm
I just got a Meng DimpledSpear! WHAT THE CRAP! SPEARS DON'T EVEN HAVE MOUTHS! I' M SO CONFUSED! :'(Welcome to Dwarf Fortress. That over there is the Random Name Generator. Enjoy your stay.
Post by: Chagen46 on April 22, 2012, 10:26:25 pm
I really wonder who the hell would worship her
Post by: vintermann on April 23, 2012, 05:29:41 am
Post by: Madventurer on April 23, 2012, 08:40:00 am
Jadevice
Lambsvice
Chancevice
Post by: StLeibowitz on April 24, 2012, 10:11:29 pm
The same author also wrote the 21-page essay "Better Suicide". Make of that what you will.
Post by: bukitodinos on April 28, 2012, 04:07:06 pm
heartattack
Post by: NewSheoth on April 30, 2012, 04:29:37 pm
I guess so. She must be pretty cheerful as she sneakily purifies the world of the scourge of bandits in her frilly robes and a suit of armour.
Just talked to an elderly priestess of The Circumstantial Coven. Probably on-and-off, depending on how it goes.
Her eldest son works at a town named Tradekisses. Must be a nice place to visit, if it's got nice and smexy inhabitants.
Her temple has decorations such as 'The Hot Grave', an image of a mad dwarf eating some animal of theirs (you eat their turkey and they engrave it in their temple, those guys sure know how to hold a grudge), as well as 'The Banner of Brunch', depicting quarry bushes. That's one banner many'd be happy to gather under.
The ruler of the town has a relative whose last name is Confusepockets. I'm not the only thief in the place, it seems...
Sent to fight a female wrestler called Bentamazes. Fight, uh-huh.
Post by: Dark Ninetales on April 30, 2012, 05:27:16 pm
..I'm sorry?
EDIT:
The Field of Grasp on the Island of Women.
Post by: Kongquistador on April 30, 2012, 07:15:03 pm
My favorite is actually a hamlet called Beeknitted. If only it was in an evil biome.
Post by: Magmodeus on April 30, 2012, 10:59:57 pm
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on May 01, 2012, 06:17:26 pm
Dwarves must not be very creative with naming of sites. XD
Also, I have just been accosted by a bandit group calling themselves the Peaceful Seas. They don't seem very peaceful, though.
Post by: bukitodinos on May 01, 2012, 07:46:57 pm
who the hell picked your group name??
Post by: Dark Ninetales on May 01, 2012, 08:12:49 pm
Edit: The History of Sleep.
Post by: bukitodinos on May 01, 2012, 08:17:38 pm
random fortress name:
heartattack
it is now my fortress name
Post by: bitesh on May 02, 2012, 12:14:04 am
Post by: bukitodinos on May 05, 2012, 04:08:32 pm
THE UNIVERSE OF DRAGONS!!
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on May 05, 2012, 06:00:10 pm
RNG Name of my last adventurer. She survived a 13 z-level fall into a cavern lake that was only 1/7 deep; fell unconscious in the water for about 5 minutes real time and somehow did not drown. She didn't even permanently lose the function of any limbs.
Post by: Chagen46 on May 05, 2012, 06:27:56 pm
Post by: the_game_hunt on May 06, 2012, 01:06:00 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on May 06, 2012, 02:47:33 pm
Post by: lionstar on May 06, 2012, 03:15:24 pm
EDIT: Well I died after trying to fight the bear on my own.
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on May 07, 2012, 03:12:41 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I hope Ass Devils do not menace with spikes of dingleberries.
Post by: Asinistar on May 07, 2012, 10:59:03 am
Sometimes it seems the RNG just doesn't want to allow success... unfortunately this is from fortress mode, so possibly in the wrong thread.
I found a really nice embark site, with all the goodies I could want - trade with everyone, metals, flux, clay, plenty of trees, a potential supply of goblinite, etc. However, the closest dwarven civ is called The Abyssal Forge. I guess they have a booming magma-powered industry?
My group initially called themselves The Portentous Coven. I rerolled it once and got The Destined Covenant, grudgingly deciding to keep that.
The fortress itself, though, started as Tombwork (/sigh)... rerolled it first to Catmurders (oh come on!) and finally to Suicidelabor (fine! but whatever happens, it's on you, you miserable wretches...)
I wonder what horrors await me with a start like this.
Post by: CarpeDiem on May 07, 2012, 06:43:58 pm
Post by: Sappho on May 08, 2012, 01:56:57 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 10, 2012, 01:35:47 am
Post by: Hammerstar on May 10, 2012, 04:14:31 pm
I'm beginning to think I have issues...
Post by: MHpersonalDwarf on May 10, 2012, 05:14:49 pm
In 1049, The Fellowship of Lice formed in The Cathedral of Snot in Orderfury.
Post by: uristmcgamer on May 10, 2012, 07:36:57 pm
Gloryhole. This same adventurer is named Ngahen Sweetmurdered. In this citadel I encountered a man named Pleasureslaughtered and another named Slaughteredpasstimes. Edit: It's not abandoned. Everyone lives on top of the towers of the citadel.
Post by: bukitodinos on May 11, 2012, 01:01:49 pm
The influences of paper
Post by: Intrinsic on May 12, 2012, 07:24:01 am
Not exactly a name (nor is it Adventure Mode) but I thought this was hilarious:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I hope Ass Devils do not menace with spikes of dingleberries.
Reminded me of this:
(http://www.zenadsl5706.zen.co.uk/DF/DF_Ass_Monster_Curse.png)
Post by: bitesh on May 12, 2012, 09:10:28 am
Post by: JimDale on May 12, 2012, 10:12:17 am
Post by: jaxy15 on May 12, 2012, 10:16:41 am
Ass is the game's way of saying donkey.It confuses me as to why the game calls normal donkeys "donkeys", but in the case of procedurally generated beasties, it calls them "ass".
Post by: Eric Blank on May 12, 2012, 03:58:42 pm
Post by: Splint on May 12, 2012, 04:19:46 pm
Post by: Edmus on May 12, 2012, 04:54:56 pm
Post by: vintermann on May 14, 2012, 10:26:35 am
A dwarf hero with the last name Laborunions. Is they game trying to tell me something?
A working class hero is something to be!
Post by: Uzu Bash on May 14, 2012, 11:14:00 am
Post by: Iapetus on May 17, 2012, 04:40:17 pm
I've just genned a new worrld in the
Rather appropriately my fortress turns out to be called "Woundopens" (Oslanam), my group is "The Lancer of Targets", and my civilization is "The Axe of Patterning".
Also, one of my soldiers (the spear instructor) just happens to be called Sibrek Lancechance.
(Also, I have a deity associated with forgiveness, mercy, children, pregnancy and family - who also seems to like bestowing were/vampire curses).
Post by: snoopychicken on May 18, 2012, 11:39:16 am
Apparently the RNG Gods were pleased by my decision.
Post by: Eктωρ on May 18, 2012, 06:28:12 pm
Derp. RNG doesn't mean that at all.
Post by: +!!scientist!!+ on May 18, 2012, 06:39:28 pm
Not exactly a name (nor is it Adventure Mode) but I thought this was hilarious:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I hope Ass Devils do not menace with spikes of dingleberries.
Reminded me of this:
(http://www.zenadsl5706.zen.co.uk/DF/DF_Ass_Monster_Curse.png)
and that reminds me of this:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
did we seriously get the exact same werebeast?
EDIT: also, not until looking at the picture agian did I realize the hillarity of the town name: SiezureVale, guess they must have a lot of big flashing lights around there.
Post by: Eric Blank on May 21, 2012, 02:35:11 am
I suppose a title like that would certainly pique the interest of potential readers. :P
Next on the list of hilarious book names is "The Legendary Puke and Lesnost Ticknude."
Post by: Sappho on May 21, 2012, 11:34:03 am
Post by: Brass Crab on May 21, 2012, 12:02:50 pm
Post by: Splint on May 21, 2012, 12:14:39 pm
Woulda been funnier if a kobold had dagger'd me in the spine and crippled me.
Post by: Uzu Bash on May 23, 2012, 06:42:17 pm
Post by: Splint on May 23, 2012, 06:46:43 pm
Post by: SomethingCreative on May 24, 2012, 12:18:52 pm
Met a law-giver named Womanexits..... Wtf kind of name is that?
All buildings must have at least one emergency exit to be used by women only! Do not question him, he is the law.
My current adventurers name is, "Rayali Cililimili". Try saying that last name ten times real fast.
Post by: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:21:42 pm
Randomly generated fortress name: Knifeproblems
I got 99 knifeproblems and every single on of them involves stabbing.
Post by: Mister Fox on May 24, 2012, 07:35:58 pm
"I am Mori Cuddlebunny! Prepare to die!"
Post by: Dunamisdeos on May 27, 2012, 01:08:40 am
Post by: Uzu Bash on May 27, 2012, 09:20:55 am
Got a fort named bookclub. They fight with the power of little-known literature.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Klitri on May 27, 2012, 02:51:14 pm
EDIT: Wait wait one more! The land of dikes!
Post by: Splint on May 27, 2012, 02:54:35 pm
"I am Mispi Muffintub! Prepare to die!"
"I am Mori Cuddlebunny! Prepare to die!"
That poor bastard would forever be mocked by history.
Post by: Sappho on May 27, 2012, 03:03:13 pm
"I am Mispi Muffintub! Prepare to die!"
"I am Mori Cuddlebunny! Prepare to die!"
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logyrhCrOc1qcdl9c.gif)
Post by: Mister Fox on May 28, 2012, 06:51:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh my gosh, yes
Post by: Corai on May 28, 2012, 06:56:05 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh my gosh, yes
That reminds me of every time I got attacked by kobolds.
And every time they killed me.
Post by: Sappho on May 29, 2012, 12:16:01 am
Post by: Joshua the Samurai on May 29, 2012, 12:56:56 am
Post by: Karnewarrior on May 29, 2012, 05:41:11 pm
A ways back I had a goblin civ called "The Anus of Stretching" if they drive save your last crossbow bolt for yourself . . .If one of their towers were named "walledprisons" or the like...
XD
Post by: Nega on May 30, 2012, 09:53:45 am
Actually, I recommend that particular episode of Adventure Time (Conquest of Cuteness) to everyone who plays DF. (Actually I recommend the whole show in general.) The resemblance of the Cuties to in-game kobolds extends beyond their cuteness. :D
From the looks of it, it looks like a kiddy show. I hate kiddie shows with a passion.
Post by: Sappho on May 30, 2012, 10:23:52 am
Check it out, or don't, those are your options and neither one is likely to damage your life in any significant way.
Post by: Zale on June 01, 2012, 01:29:51 am
His name was Gabe, which I found amusing.
Post by: Splint on June 01, 2012, 01:32:52 am
Post by: WisdomThumbs on June 01, 2012, 10:27:00 am
He's doing well for himself, at least. He lives in the capital with his wife and daughter, secretly cursing his parents for the day they saddled him with such a cruel name.
There's also his grandmother, Pis Swallowedcalm. She lived in Carnalmoistens.
And somewhere out there, directly over HFS, is a place called the Adorable Hills, bordered by such fantasies as the Hill of Lovers.
Post by: lignition on June 01, 2012, 10:09:23 pm
Post by: blarg552 on June 02, 2012, 12:30:49 am
Swordgoblin ambush, three of them have matching last names.
Jadevice
Lambsvice
Chancevice
Were they followed by 5 female goblins named Gingervice, Sportyvice, Poshvice, Babyvice and Scaryvice?
Post by: blarg552 on June 02, 2012, 07:29:07 pm
In one of my worlds, there was a thousand year old Monitor Brute that had become the leader of a human civ. Wrote loads of books about himself.
His name was Gabe, which I found amusing.
Has he written the final book in the Half-life trilogy yet?
Post by: lignition on June 02, 2012, 08:06:32 pm
Post by: Zale on June 02, 2012, 08:13:18 pm
Has he written the final book in the Half-life trilogy yet?
No, but he did right a book entitled... Dragons and Bottoms: A Comparison
Post by: UristMcDwarf on June 02, 2012, 09:39:22 pm
Well I don't know how you define kiddie show, but I wouldn't imagine kids watching it with the same level of enjoyment that adults do. Actually it's trippy as all hell, which I love. The first season was kind of meh, but the second and third I watch over and over again, especially while, let's say... under a certain "influence." I know a whole lot of adults who love it and don't know any kids who watch it (and I'm a kindergarten teacher).
Check it out, or don't, those are your options and neither one is likely to damage your life in any significant way.
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under a certain "influence."
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(and I'm a kindergarten teacher)
I DON'T EVEN?
Post by: Reudh on June 02, 2012, 09:53:17 pm
Post by: Dyret on June 03, 2012, 02:30:57 am
Ass is the game's way of saying donkey.It confuses me as to why the game calls normal donkeys "donkeys", but in the case of procedurally generated beasties, it calls them "ass".
More forgotteny and archaic sounding?
Post by: UristMcDwarf on June 03, 2012, 02:53:51 am
Ass is the game's way of saying donkey.It confuses me as to why the game calls normal donkeys "donkeys", but in the case of procedurally generated beasties, it calls them "ass".
More forgotteny and archaic sounding?
yeah. that's it. yep.
Post by: Sappho on June 03, 2012, 04:25:52 am
Quoteunder a certain "influence."Quote(and I'm a kindergarten teacher)
I DON'T EVEN?
Ha ha. Weekends are for parties, weekdays are for sober-headed work. I don't even like messin' around with caffeine when those little bundles of awesome are in my care. (Too habit-forming!)
Post by: miauw62 on June 03, 2012, 11:06:19 am
In one of my worlds, there was a thousand year old Monitor Brute that had become the leader of a human civ. Wrote loads of books about himself.
His name was Gabe, which I found amusing.
Has he written the final book in the Half-life trilogy yet?
One of his darkest secrets is that he cannot count to 3.
Post by: WisdomThumbs on June 03, 2012, 01:49:42 pm
Quoteunder a certain "influence."Quote(and I'm a kindergarten teacher)
I DON'T EVEN?
Ha ha. Weekends are for parties, weekdays are for sober-headed work. I don't even like messin' around with caffeine when those little bundles of awesome are in my care. (Too habit-forming!)
I've seen Kindergartens. I've been to Kindergarten. Sometimes, when I sleep, I can still see those little monsters behind my eyelids.
I think we can forgive you a little indulgence in your spare time.
Post by: blarg552 on June 03, 2012, 06:04:16 pm
Post by: Niyazov on June 03, 2012, 06:49:40 pm
A ways back I had a goblin civ called "The Anus of Stretching" if they drive save your last crossbow bolt for yourself . . .
A moment of silence for all the words that were tragically and silently removed from the in-game languages by Toady within the last couple of releases
"Anus, "rape", and "incest", we remember you and mourn your passage.
Also:
(http://sadpanda.us/images/994962-XNRTNSQ.png)
EDIT:
(http://sadpanda.us/images/994967-2EZRKOA.png)
remind me not to visit the, uh, "Lances of Delighting".
Post by: WisdomThumbs on June 03, 2012, 07:03:29 pm
I just found a lizardwoman named Stexusm Wetcontain, but that comparatively tame name is put to shame by Lustfulcust. Even her name would be enough to send schoolgirls running in fright. XD
EDIT:
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Well, the RNG stuck my embark group with the name The Mortal Coils, and my fort Violencecrypt. ....so, on a scale of 1 to 10, how screwed am I?
Let's see... on a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is "hopelessly doomed to a horrible fate" and 1 is "not at all fun" then... hmm. Carry the one, multiply that by two... hmm...
You need a bigger scale. 10 isn't "doomed" enough.
Post by: Zale on June 04, 2012, 03:38:23 am
Doesn't seem like an intimidating guy?
Except he's a minotaur with the longest kill list in the world. There are dragons that have caused less death than him.
So don't mess with the Spittlepuss.
Post by: Xantalos on June 04, 2012, 03:43:26 am
...
...Ya know...
'cause cat saliva infects you...
...and stuff. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Post by: Nega on June 06, 2012, 11:21:54 am
Post by: lignition on June 06, 2012, 11:44:22 am
Also, the country my adventurer inhabits seems to really like murder. I found a vampire in Murderleader, I'm supposed to visit their ruler in Murdershow, and I'm currently travelling through Wiltmurder.
Post by: bukitodinos on June 08, 2012, 06:56:00 am
I also had a fort named LIONPUSSES
why?WHY??WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??
Post by: bluejello on June 08, 2012, 04:53:50 pm
There is also a market called the praised lash in oilgorges
Post by: WaffleEggnog on June 08, 2012, 09:56:20 pm
Post by: Sappho on June 11, 2012, 01:41:32 pm
Post by: pbnjoe on June 11, 2012, 09:35:12 pm
:o
Just have to convince myself that name != lifestyle choice, and it must be pronounced Dazlutt. *shudder*
Post by: Pokon on June 11, 2012, 10:29:23 pm
In one of my worlds, there was a thousand year old Monitor Brute that had become the leader of a human civ. Wrote loads of books about himself.
His name was Gabe, which I found amusing.
"Bow before the dragon-slayer, fighter of the minotaur Asslances the Rape of Joy, ruiner of lands and bringer of distruction to all of dwarvenkind, Lord Gabe!"
Post by: hops on June 12, 2012, 06:06:51 am
Sodomizing flames must hurt.
Post by: UristMcWanderer on June 12, 2012, 12:31:43 pm
It puts a fairly unpleasant image into my brain.
Post by: Devling on June 23, 2012, 12:07:00 am
Emil Cryptshadow "The Sodomy of Burning", the dragon
Sodomizing flames must hurt.
What.
Post by: Slayerhero90 on June 23, 2012, 06:25:57 pm
I'm usually blessed by the name generator. When I modded goblins to be the fortress race, I got Hellseasons.
Though I did name of my fortresses "Godburn, the God-Forsaken Hell-Hole of Pain" :P
Post by: Madventurer on June 24, 2012, 04:10:55 am
Post by: Reudh on June 24, 2012, 05:48:18 am
In my recent foray into the world of Licevathiira, I started in a hamlet called Riddleriddled.
Post by: Headhanger on June 24, 2012, 07:56:22 am
...Continuing right on.Let me guess... there's a bat man lurking on the rooftops, searching for glowing green question marks?
In my recent foray into the world of Licevathiira, I started in a hamlet called Riddleriddled.
Post by: Eric Blank on June 25, 2012, 01:13:03 pm
And Mato wereromance, the elf. Wonder how their love life is going?
Post by: hops on June 25, 2012, 11:43:01 pm
Sodomy meant sex for animals.Emil Cryptshadow "The Sodomy of Burning", the dragon
Sodomizing flames must hurt.
What.
If that's what you don't get.
Post by: xeivous on June 26, 2012, 01:27:16 am
NopeSodomy meant sex for animals.Emil Cryptshadow "The Sodomy of Burning", the dragon
Sodomizing flames must hurt.
What.
If that's what you don't get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy
You're thinking of zoophilia.
Post by: bukitodinos on June 26, 2012, 03:56:26 pm
toothpick
Post by: Eric Blank on June 27, 2012, 12:17:55 am
Post by: jetex1911 on June 29, 2012, 02:04:24 pm
What were they on when they were making this place for the god of writing? :P
Post by: Kolnukbyne on June 29, 2012, 10:03:22 pm
Post by: Friendstrange on June 29, 2012, 10:45:12 pm
Post by: Joben on July 02, 2012, 11:38:17 pm
Which resulted in this hilarious message that I at first took for alphabet soup after my pack of zombie dingos, tore her up and I reanimated her hand.
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The Bligifitilbus Aslefiyefiri Fifearatha Vimeba's left hand releases the grip of The Bligifitilbus Aslefiyefiri Fifearatha Vimeba's left hand on The Axeman's fifth toe, left foot.
I love that sentance...sigged it.
Post by: blarg552 on July 05, 2012, 03:35:50 am
Post by: wsoxfan on July 11, 2012, 08:36:59 pm
Post by: Sprin on July 16, 2012, 05:35:48 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 16, 2012, 06:40:51 pm
It was an autobiography written by a southern sergal necromancer named Tub Bonescourges. The writing was concise, but quite cruel.
Then I wandered further into the tower (I was already friendly towards the undead and necromancer thanks to an exploit) and I met the guy! Yes, the same guy that wrote an autobiography dissing himself, and apparently his lustful ways...
I think his problem has to do with the fact there are no living women in the tower besides a dragon woman that apparently hates everyone and attacks me on sight. Maybe it's because she killed my companions, and is thus an enemy of the civilization I still belong to. Either way, she insists that I must become an ‼adventurer‼.
Post by: Zaqew on July 17, 2012, 08:55:04 am
Post by: Xantalos on July 18, 2012, 03:46:39 am
Post by: bukitodinos on July 18, 2012, 01:33:28 pm
the desert of spanking
the whores of attack
that is all.
Post by: Sappho on July 23, 2012, 05:15:14 pm
Post by: Mercanthyr on July 25, 2012, 09:31:19 pm
Post by: Splint on July 25, 2012, 09:32:15 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on July 25, 2012, 10:56:54 pm
Post by: Splint on July 25, 2012, 11:09:11 pm
Post by: Reudh on July 26, 2012, 07:08:10 am
History records Snang as a Master Thief.
You know what Snang Assnang was?
Well, when alive, his description would've been
Snang "Masterthief", Master Thief.
And Snang means Thief.
Thief Masterthief, Master Thief.
Department of Redundancy Department much?
Post by: StLeibowitz on July 26, 2012, 09:06:50 am
Post by: brainfreez on July 27, 2012, 03:42:03 pm
also a dorfs named tattobottom , bedkisses , metalsoup and my mayor tattoknife.
a hill named montainous peaks , ocean the watery shores and forest the red fires.
Post by: lionstar on July 27, 2012, 10:09:21 pm
I know I have no screenshots to prove it, but in DF2010 I found a corpse in my stockpile labeled Snang Assnang's mutilated corpse.Pretty sure someone posted that exact same name earlier in this thread.
History records Snang as a Master Thief.
You know what Snang Assnang was?
Well, when alive, his description would've been
Snang "Masterthief", Master Thief.
And Snang means Thief.
Thief Masterthief, Master Thief.
Department of Redundancy Department much?
Post by: ShoesandHats on July 27, 2012, 10:28:28 pm
I know I have no screenshots to prove it, but in DF2010 I found a corpse in my stockpile labeled Snang Assnang's mutilated corpse.Pretty sure someone posted that exact same name earlier in this thread.
History records Snang as a Master Thief.
You know what Snang Assnang was?
Well, when alive, his description would've been
Snang "Masterthief", Master Thief.
And Snang means Thief.
Thief Masterthief, Master Thief.
Department of Redundancy Department much?
In one of my old forts, I came across a dead goblin thief. 'Snang Assnang, Goblin Master Thief.'
Do you know what his name means?
Thief Masterthief, Goblin Master Thief.
Post by: Reudh on July 28, 2012, 08:49:22 am
I know I have no screenshots to prove it, but in DF2010 I found a corpse in my stockpile labeled Snang Assnang's mutilated corpse.Pretty sure someone posted that exact same name earlier in this thread.
History records Snang as a Master Thief.
You know what Snang Assnang was?
Well, when alive, his description would've been
Snang "Masterthief", Master Thief.
And Snang means Thief.
Thief Masterthief, Master Thief.
Department of Redundancy Department much?In one of my old forts, I came across a dead goblin thief. 'Snang Assnang, Goblin Master Thief.'
Do you know what his name means?
Thief Masterthief, Goblin Master Thief.
I felt it was so good people deserved to see it again. :D
Post by: DrKillPatient on July 29, 2012, 12:59:49 am
Additionally, there exists a werebeast named Cespi Shinpondered the Deer of Bears. Perhaps he transforms into a daer? Or a beer?
Post by: Kagus on July 30, 2012, 08:17:57 am
Well, come to think of it, that's pretty much what I do...
Post by: brainfreez on July 30, 2012, 08:33:05 am
Post by: DrKillPatient on August 03, 2012, 03:10:15 pm
(http://tnypic.net/9a024.png)
EDIT: I walked into a temple, the Sanctuary of Contingencies, to encounter the goblin High Chance Pestrat Nosebridge. "Praise be to Zapas", he says. (Apparently he worships shoes, and, as I imagine, speaks with a Spanish accent.) As I leave, he insists, "Before every meal, consider death."
EDIT2: Now he tells me that "Life is, in a word, death" and that I need to "put my faith in games" and "consider gambling". I leave again and he apparently advocates my suicide: "At this juncture in your life, put your faith in death."
Post by: Edmus on August 03, 2012, 06:17:18 pm
Not quite a name, but... eew.A man once told my adventurer that "prudence demands you give yourself to pregnancy." ???Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: I walked into a temple, the Sanctuary of Contingencies, to encounter the goblin High Chance Pestrat Nosebridge. "Praise be to Zapas", he says. (Apparently he worships shoes, and, as I imagine, speaks with a Spanish accent.) As I leave, he insists, "Before every meal, consider death."
EDIT2: Now he tells me that "Life is, in a word, death" and that I need to "put my faith in games" and "consider gambling". I leave again and he apparently advocates my suicide: "At this juncture in your life, put your faith in death."
Post by: Madventurer on August 09, 2012, 09:28:41 am
Post by: MadocComadrin on August 09, 2012, 01:58:41 pm
Book called: "The History of Goose Leather"Was it bound in Goose Leather?
Post by: TheWrongGuy on August 09, 2012, 08:29:16 pm
These are all book names, and there are quite a few:
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Sorry about the image size. You'll probably have to follow the links to get the proper sizes; I'm not really acquainted with the image posting system. :-\
Post by: gbrngfol on August 09, 2012, 11:36:29 pm
Post by: ghjijhg on August 10, 2012, 10:07:54 pm
Too bad I killed him.
Post by: Tsuchigumo550 on August 11, 2012, 12:12:24 am
Yeah, that sounds like it came straight from the Bay 12 Fourms. Too bad I never saw them before bandit archers got my brain.
Post by: Malecus on August 11, 2012, 02:48:27 am
It would explain why the goblins smelled so bad that even their spilled guts were stinking.
Post by: Madventurer on August 12, 2012, 10:42:06 am
Book called: "The History of Goose Leather"Was it bound in Goose Leather?
No, it was ABOUT a book bound in Goose Leather.
Post by: MadocComadrin on August 12, 2012, 11:35:03 pm
:D
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 13, 2012, 02:09:40 pm
Found a temple in Adventure Mode with an engraving of a book. The book was simply titled "Creation: My One Mistake."
Also genned a world with the Fear the Night mod. One of the first dwarfs was cursed by a god to be a werelizard. Said dwarf then went on various killing sprees, racking up over 300 total kills as well as over 100 notable kills. Not only that, he became the general to lead an attack on the elves, eventually eradicating them during world gen. He was still alive after 1000 years.
The best part? This werelizard dwarf, who was one of the very first dwarves in the world, was named "Soggywhiskers."
Post by: Spish on August 13, 2012, 07:31:51 pm
People
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Places
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Group names
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Post by: Therolyn on August 14, 2012, 04:50:55 am
Post by: MadocComadrin on August 14, 2012, 12:00:14 pm
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The Laconic Mob of DancesThey're obviously masters of interpretative dance...and should be purged with holy fire/magma.
Post by: Sporemaniac777 on August 17, 2012, 05:50:20 am
Post by: TKGP on August 17, 2012, 02:29:44 pm
Post by: Nathail on August 17, 2012, 07:40:58 pm
Post by: Bird on August 17, 2012, 08:49:50 pm
The best names i have found are usually sites, here are the top three i found in my recent world's legends.
"Skunkrack", A mountain hall.
"StockadeScarred the Hell of Skirts", A cave that appears to be home to many kobold's.
"Engo Sweatspurt The Lustful Lies", a red brute who used to live in the "The Muddy Pits". She is now the law-giver of the cruelty of baiting.
Not as good or funny as most names in the thread, but DF makes some....'Interesting' names sometimes.
Post by: Kestrl on August 18, 2012, 09:16:37 am
i have around 12 notable kills, all lizard men (one being a named chief)
Post by: Spish on August 18, 2012, 03:43:32 pm
...the Spidery Spiders? Who the hell came up with that name?
And they live in a sewer called "The Brown Deeps..."
Post by: Smashness on August 19, 2012, 09:50:16 pm
Bomrek Emeningez Aristdobar Thur.
It means something like "The Frozen Universe of Punishment"
Be wary, adventurers, that was a really random guess.
Post by: Edmus on August 20, 2012, 02:19:46 am
...
maybe he likes his chilli a little too much?
*Or something similar
Post by: RomanGuy on August 20, 2012, 05:45:55 am
My recent world is called Gebbistar, The Momentous Land, which is pretty cool and my recent dwarven faction was the Mine of Entrancing of the New Mine civilization. Nearby civilizations are:
Elf- The Uncertain Natures
Gobbo- The Crimson Sin
Human- The Empire of Subtlety
I also found a camp called Combattips. I was hoping it was a training camp, but they made me learn the hard way.
Post by: Smashness on August 20, 2012, 05:14:27 pm
I just stumbled upon a "mighty beast" named "Thomo the Mucuses of Puke"
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 21, 2012, 06:19:36 am
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 21, 2012, 01:02:12 pm
You'd think he'd prefer seafood.
Post by: Darulio on August 21, 2012, 08:07:40 pm
Post by: gbrngfol on August 22, 2012, 12:35:08 am
Edit: I checked the descriptions for these gods and found out that the Shadow of Holes is associated with caverns.
Post by: Smashness on August 22, 2012, 07:46:01 pm
Fun fact: Gulfgulf got picked on by beasties and had a total population of 14 elves, their population of horses outnumbering them by 6.
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 22, 2012, 08:43:02 pm
Translation: Osmuth Mostdrool the Sacks of Spurting.
*facepalm*
EDIT: I just found Momuz the Deep of Depth.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 23, 2012, 09:04:21 am
Post by: Ashsaber on August 23, 2012, 03:29:41 pm
I think I know what'll happen next.
Post by: Smashness on August 23, 2012, 06:19:39 pm
For example: Slashkill Syrupballs
Post by: Mr Space Cat on August 23, 2012, 11:45:18 pm
Post by: Smashness on August 24, 2012, 09:43:40 pm
Post by: nopeasants on August 25, 2012, 08:43:07 am
Post by: Mookzen on August 26, 2012, 06:57:12 am
Post by: Kevin the Conqueror on August 26, 2012, 09:53:37 pm
Post by: bluemoon123 on August 27, 2012, 04:42:59 am
idela hopeberries
ada skunkforest
lali sculpturedrunken (part time dwarf I think)
some human tree huggers :P
aza seedtamed
uso cookgarlic
Post by: Darkgamma on August 27, 2012, 06:50:21 am
Goldwater
Drunkswords
Statuesquirt
Mangutter
I chose the last.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 01, 2012, 09:39:55 pm
...What is this I don't even.
Post by: StLeibowitz on September 02, 2012, 12:39:57 pm
Post by: ff2 on September 02, 2012, 07:13:00 pm
I was wandering around in my civilization's capital and stumbled upon a nifty little Imports Store. The name of the store was: "The Dead Hero".
Foreshadowing? *dun dun dun*
Post by: Spish on September 02, 2012, 11:15:18 pm
I was wandering around in my civilization's capital and stumbled upon a nifty little Imports Store. The name of the store was: "The Dead Hero".I think I have a good idea where the "imports" came from.
Post by: gbrngfol on September 04, 2012, 01:15:47 am
Ertal Weatlhytaxes the Gold of Diamond, god of wealth. A bit department of redundancy department don't you think?
Post by: blarg552 on September 05, 2012, 05:41:20 am
Post by: MadocComadrin on September 05, 2012, 05:59:10 pm
The First Rock
The First Canyon
The Holy Gem
Too bad none of them were dwarves.
Post by: Spish on September 05, 2012, 06:19:32 pm
Post by: Reudh on September 06, 2012, 07:36:29 am
(http://i.imgur.com/7Apy0.png)
Yep, that's right. I used DFlang to construct their language, but I didn't know i'd end up with a deity called It. Quite fitting.
And yes, that's a Gila Monster Monster.
Post by: MadocComadrin on September 06, 2012, 01:43:16 pm
Post by: Deus Asmoth on September 06, 2012, 04:17:30 pm
Post by: MadocComadrin on September 06, 2012, 08:53:17 pm
Post by: Gaybarowner on September 07, 2012, 02:11:55 pm
Post by: gbrngfol on September 07, 2012, 06:40:02 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 08, 2012, 03:31:12 am
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 08, 2012, 08:16:16 pm
Edit:...aaaand we were brutally slaughtered. My crippled pikedwarf companion managed to tear off a legendary swordsman overlord's head with his teeth before he bled to death, though.
Post by: Slothman400 on September 10, 2012, 07:45:55 pm
Sidenote: Will that mackerel ever be given a title? I plan on using it to kill dragons.
Post by: Splint on September 10, 2012, 09:34:28 pm
I wish your adventurer would name his most used weapon. Or you could give said weapon a name. I would have loved a named sack of stolen money.
Post by: Slothman400 on September 10, 2012, 09:59:01 pm
She shall be Migrurtharnus, Fish of Vengeance.
I was hoping for the RNG to give me something silly for a fish that is used to slap people to death. Sadly, I wall have to settle for my own name.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 10, 2012, 10:16:11 pm
I was hoping for the RNG to give me something silly for a fish that is used to slap people to death. Sadly, I wall have to settle for my own name.
Perhaps you could also adopt a native dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s) to perform as a ritual before going into battle with your trusty fish of vengeance.
Post by: MadocComadrin on September 11, 2012, 11:16:37 pm
Post by: Iapetus on September 12, 2012, 04:23:17 pm
On asking the first person I met about the local surroundings, I got the following gems:
"Morningstabbed is a day's travel to the northwest."
"In the early autumn of 111, the elf Alisa Longmaw was shot and killed by the human Dolak Gripsells the Laborious Kindnesses of Exiting in Morningstabbed".
"Clearingmine the Hole of Vipers is a half day's travel to the east".
"Greasespider is a day's travel to the west."
"In 131 the goblin Xuspgas Wickedauras was murdered by the human Dang Menacefocused in Greasespider."
"Spiderygrief is nearly a day's travel to the south."
"Squasheduncle is a day's travel to the southswest".
"The Prairie of Charity is a day's travel to the southeast."
"In 157 the elf Arane Rubbedhawks was struck down by the brush titan Omba Flowerclod the Wind of Sun in the Prairie of Charity."
"In the midspring of 17, the troll Ecu Ponderslows devoured a koala of the Quiescent Hills in Pearlbells."
"In the midsummer of 103, the human Kon Lunchesclasped the Amusement of Nourishing devoured a mule of the Lovely Councils in Burnedblizzard."
"In the early spring of 57, the wolf Gisep Skeweredtwinkled devoured a gander of the Council of Girls in Knifephrased."
Post by: Dalkar on September 12, 2012, 04:41:30 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on September 18, 2012, 03:19:38 pm
Post by: brainfreez on September 18, 2012, 03:22:35 pm
Post by: Splint on September 18, 2012, 03:24:16 pm
Catten Nutswound, an adequate woodcutter.
This is so wrong on several levels to me. I mean... Wow. Almost as bad as that elf who's last name was Graspingwood with the Oak spear...
Post by: Mr Space Cat on September 19, 2012, 08:10:21 pm
"The Fleshy Forest of Violators"
"The Desert of Racks"
"The Continent of Boots" <---Apparently they like boots so much there's a continent named for them.
Post by: StLeibowitz on September 19, 2012, 08:55:18 pm
Bowelstyle, Great Soapmaker and Princess
The Thorns of Pissing - a Griffon civ from one of the MLP mods (I forget which one)
Reticent Boycream - a Great Pump Operator, princess of a Pony civ in the same mod.
The Subtle Sacks - Buffalo civ, same world, same mod. The people of the Portentous Planet had dirty minds.
Post by: vadia on September 19, 2012, 10:19:22 pm
Post by: gbrngfol on September 21, 2012, 02:58:21 am
Post by: KrEstoF on September 21, 2012, 08:48:36 am
.... kinda funny? Or am I just too tired atm?
Post by: Urist McWhovian on September 21, 2012, 11:36:42 pm
Was just random generating elf names and saw "Lefari Motherpointy"My dwarf is called "Litast Paintedpanted" it's kinda funny to.
.... kinda funny? Or am I just too tired atm?
Post by: Iapetus on September 22, 2012, 05:50:39 am
Catten Nutswound, an adequate woodcutter.
This is so wrong on several levels to me. I mean... Wow. Almost as bad as that elf who's last name was Graspingwood with the Oak spear...
Alternatively, "nut" (singular) is British slang for the head, and to "nut" someone is to headbutt them. So this could be a dwarf who fells trees by headbutting them. (Obviously not very efficient, hence why he is only an adequate woodcutter).
Post by: Dante on September 22, 2012, 06:51:25 am
Post by: vadia on September 23, 2012, 11:22:35 am
Post by: vadia on October 03, 2012, 06:42:16 pm
I bet the rest of the vampires tease him.
Post by: StLeibowitz on October 03, 2012, 07:21:09 pm
Post by: Ilirion on October 04, 2012, 02:37:39 am
Can't believe I found these guys again.
Post by: hops on October 04, 2012, 03:05:52 am
"You'll remember the Stupid Curse when we're done with you."
Can't believe I found these guys again.
"Argh. These adventurers. They're like a curse. A stupid curse."
Post by: vadia on October 04, 2012, 07:47:31 pm
"You'll remember the Stupid Curse when we're done with you."
Can't believe I found these guys again.
I never get that statement; Either they get you and you don't remember them you're dead,
Or, They don't, and they blur into the thousands of slaughtered nobodies.
Post by: Jahsg on October 04, 2012, 08:10:29 pm
"You'll remember the Stupid Curse when we're done with you."
Can't believe I found these guys again.
I never get that statement; Either they get you and you don't remember them you're dead,
Or, They don't, and they blur into the thousands of slaughtered nobodies.
It will probably make since when you can surrender and they can capture you
Post by: mastahcheese on October 04, 2012, 09:04:37 pm
PaddleNobles.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 04, 2012, 09:32:33 pm
I just made a new fort and got a great Fortress name.
PaddleNobles.
That's the sound of destiny calling. Your fort must fulfill its duties!
I found a name I had written down a while back while browsing legends. I think it was one of the dwarven gods. I can't really check since I believe it was in one of countless worlds I've deleted.
"Mithaus Spittlegristle" It has a nice ring to it.
Post by: pbnjoe on October 05, 2012, 01:03:12 pm
Post by: Smashness on October 06, 2012, 02:04:33 pm
Tamani Agedale the Bane of Ancients
Pretty awesome.
Post by: Ilirion on October 07, 2012, 06:17:10 am
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Post by: Edmus on October 07, 2012, 07:13:21 am
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Post by: Ilirion on October 07, 2012, 10:03:46 am
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This offends me greatly. By Armok I shall slay every last one of these goblins or I will not have the right to call myself a dwarf!
Post by: jaxy15 on October 07, 2012, 10:30:28 am
Buy a booze barrel and drink for every one of those guys you slay.Heresy!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This offends me greatly. By Armok I shall slay every last one of these goblins or I will not have the right to call myself a dwarf!
Post by: Facekillz058 on October 07, 2012, 01:20:21 pm
The Coalition of Pregnancy
Siti Waxysnack
Uram Feedshoved
That took me about 4 minutes to find on my most previous world.
Post by: Eric Blank on October 07, 2012, 05:16:19 pm
Their leader certainly thinks highly of herself, blissfully ignorant of her own savage behavior. Have some ‼☼clothes☼‼ for your troubles, asshole.
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It all burned up... I wanted some of that swag!
Post by: JimDale on October 07, 2012, 10:57:38 pm
Then, in a nearby fort, I discovered the human spearman Omon Virginheavens. He wasn't anything special, though he did remark on how his mother (a hunter) was killed by sea monsters.
EDIT: And then, going through Legends mode for this world, I found an entry for a female midnight troll named "Gravedusts the Murk of Burial" who began to wander the Quiet Swamps since world creation. She racked up a few hundred kills on miscellaneous elves and humans, and was eventually slain by a dwarf named Kulet Fiendishmemories, a former member of "The Sabres of Virginity" and current member of the group "Urn of Seizures."
Post by: Edmus on October 08, 2012, 02:06:40 am
Post by: itisnotlogical on October 08, 2012, 04:43:48 am
Post by: Kedly on October 08, 2012, 08:12:09 am
Demi God
Surrounded by 16 All-Female Followers
Retired a legend when all but three of his followers got slaughtered in a goblin ambush. One follower later died of scorpion poisoning.
Post by: dreadmullet on October 12, 2012, 05:19:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/1SbIv.png)
What.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 14, 2012, 12:52:12 pm
It's pretty dang fitting, considering I am rotting in every part of my body and have no idea why, or even how I'm still alive.
Post by: Edmus on October 14, 2012, 03:35:38 pm
"Urist NamedSand the Perplexing Rot of Savants" is the title of my most recent adventurer.Not-immediately-deadly-but-absolutely-horrifying-dust?
It's pretty dang fitting, considering I am rotting in every part of my body and have no idea why, or even how I'm still alive.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 14, 2012, 04:10:08 pm
"Urist NamedSand the Perplexing Rot of Savants" is the title of my most recent adventurer.Not-immediately-deadly-but-absolutely-horrifying-dust?
It's pretty dang fitting, considering I am rotting in every part of my body and have no idea why, or even how I'm still alive.
After playing a bit longer the rotting is probably due to either one of 400 different possible evil weathers or is a side effect of the mod Fear the Night's necromancies.
The rotting is listed as minor and hasn't gotten any worse, but I'm sure it makes Urist NamedSand a bit unpleasant to look at.
Post by: PLBJay on October 15, 2012, 10:01:12 am
Post by: Eric Blank on October 15, 2012, 05:45:04 pm
Post by: Tamber on October 16, 2012, 12:14:32 pm
Rock on
"My wife was named Athrab Slappedhounds
Lovely woman, but a face like a slapped ... Ominous pause ...she's right behind me, isn't she? :o Yes dear. Sorry dear. Okay. Yes, dear. :-X "
"Hello elf. I am Àspka Hugsweakened"
And limp writhtth?
"In 245, the human Zih Diedknife was struck down by the human Cado Feradore in The Virtuous Planes"
...lemme guess, with a knife?
"I am Galka Lordcaskets
[...]
I am a woodcrafter."
Who specialises in cheap coffins?
"Oqui Climaxrisen"
:o
"Tislur Muffinsdaggers [...] Servant of Peklod Cuddledtrims"
...and Urist Comfycushions?
Post by: gbrngfol on October 18, 2012, 02:55:27 am
Post by: Darkrai on October 23, 2012, 11:54:02 pm
Post by: Auroros on October 24, 2012, 05:45:08 am
Nuff said.
Post by: bobboy555 on October 24, 2012, 05:24:46 pm
Worldgen made a hill?
That's a paddlin'
EDIT:
Also Boki Fleshyfolds.
Don't even think about asking...
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 24, 2012, 06:03:34 pm
The squad leader is a female....just sayin'.
Post by: Splint on October 24, 2012, 06:35:58 pm
"The Wicked Moistness" is the randomly genned name for my first military squad in my newest fort.And thus why we can now name squads.
The squad leader is a female....just sayin'.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 24, 2012, 06:54:37 pm
"The Wicked Moistness" is the randomly genned name for my first military squad in my newest fort.And thus why we can now name squads.
The squad leader is a female....just sayin'.
Hey, the random number god has a weird sense of humor, I don't wanna tamper with his works and tick him off.
Post by: Splint on October 24, 2012, 07:24:20 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 24, 2012, 07:30:09 pm
Post by: Splint on October 24, 2012, 07:37:56 pm
Elves do infact work metal,s as I have a high master weaponsmith in my settlement. Hypocrite.
Post by: Darkrai on October 25, 2012, 01:40:12 am
Twinklecontrol?
I don't even want to know.
Post by: itisnotlogical on October 25, 2012, 06:17:08 am
Now I am known as Tosid Spearpriests, the Fatal Fist of Spines.
Rip and tear your guts! You are a goblin! That means you have goblin guts! RIP AND TEARRR
Post by: Darkrai on October 26, 2012, 12:20:01 pm
Ah, kids these days.
Post by: JonasIV on October 27, 2012, 12:27:44 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on October 28, 2012, 06:27:41 pm
the best ones:
"Influential Death-Daggers" found on the "Continent of Throats": No "the", just Influential Death-Daggers. Clearly their influence is not to be underestimated.
"The Burning Fortresses":...do I really need to elaborate on this one?
Post by: gbrngfol on October 29, 2012, 02:45:29 am
The Humans The Easy Way, written by Xaki Confinehealing. It's a book concerning himself without becoming an autobiography.
The Vile Freaks for Everyone, written by Kado Scrapedchip. The sole purpose of this essay seems to be upsetting the vile freak Ura Dusktunnels.
Could It Be Dying?, by Muthe Bentdashed. A book concerning the secrets of Life and Death. The writing is quite florid.
The Human And The Awe-Inspiring Shade, written by Bendi Squeezingwhiskered. It seems to be some sort of autobiography.
The Human And The Awe-Inspiring Shade And The Coming Troubles, written by Bendi Squeezingwhiskered. A guide to the above mentioned book.
Common Sense Death, written by Bendi Squeezingwhiskered. The secrets of life and death.
Post by: Varrgie on October 29, 2012, 07:07:24 am
Post by: Untouchable on October 29, 2012, 07:18:59 am
(http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag104/darkraipulse/NewBitmapImage15.png)
Ah, kids these days.
Their terror is young and symmetrical.
Post by: Smashness on November 04, 2012, 02:32:41 pm
Looks like some elves love "magic" trees.
Post by: Karnewarrior on November 04, 2012, 02:48:34 pm
They're young, angry, and OCD.(http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag104/darkraipulse/NewBitmapImage15.png)
Ah, kids these days.
Their terror is young and symmetrical.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 04, 2012, 04:37:09 pm
Post by: ArmokGoB on November 05, 2012, 03:16:29 am
I must be a high ranking official and not even know it.They're young, angry, and OCD.(http://i1301.photobucket.com/albums/ag104/darkraipulse/NewBitmapImage15.png)
Ah, kids these days.
Their terror is young and symmetrical.
Post by: Eric Blank on November 15, 2012, 01:37:41 am
Post by: Scootagoose on November 15, 2012, 02:58:08 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 02, 2012, 05:15:44 pm
Starting a new fort in a world where it's dwarves versus orcs, pandamen, goblins, and several other aggressive races. no other trading caravans but dorfs.
This fort, located deep in the rainforest by three rivers and a small lake, shall become a great figure of dwarven military power against the forces of...all those other races.
This fort, deemed by the Random Number God, shall be "ComedySacks", a fort for the dwarves of the Freckly Abbey. I didn't even know DF had an adjective like freckly.
Post by: Lazerlatté on December 02, 2012, 05:35:57 pm
Post by: Scootagoose on December 02, 2012, 06:14:34 pm
and then
"Kisnast KissBalls"
Post by: Tamber on December 04, 2012, 04:48:16 am
Post by: Garn on December 05, 2012, 10:15:00 am
Post by: Loam on December 06, 2012, 09:31:01 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 07, 2012, 12:15:22 am
It fits the dorfs well.
Post by: Sappho on December 07, 2012, 01:26:08 pm
EDIT: In the same world, the book "The Boss: My Only Mistake" - written by another human necromancer, possibly the inventor of menial jobs?
Post by: Smashness on December 08, 2012, 04:06:15 pm
"Lirum Ballplay"
Since I was an elf, and I had a crappy cedar shortsword, I ran away laughing.
Post by: Vastin on December 09, 2012, 05:43:14 pm
Talia Fondlesquirt, the Fair Crypts of Passion
???
Post by: Eric Blank on December 10, 2012, 12:16:33 am
Looks like somebody had been eating the bright-turquoise bubble bulbs form the mountains before parking the wagon outside.
He made a number of other engraving of it's foundation/the trip up to it. Those engravings depicting the journey to the site include "The Bewildering Bog," "The Fuchsia Castle," "The Book of Fathers," and "The Springs of Soothing." Quite the journey. One other engraving of the initial construction was called "The Foggy Responsibility."
There is also "The Fell of Climaxes," an engraving by the same author of my mayor embracing a pair of floating guts (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Floating_guts).
Post by: Mr Space Cat on December 15, 2012, 12:02:37 am
Post by: Urist McCheeseMaker on December 16, 2012, 11:28:24 am
There is also "The Fell of Climaxes," an engraving by the same author of my mayor embracing a pair of floating guts (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Floating_guts).Surely a pair of floating guts would strike a fell blow to any potential climaxes nearby?
Post by: Samio on December 17, 2012, 04:53:33 pm
Post by: rabidgam3r on December 17, 2012, 05:19:27 pm
Farmer: I am Iguz Muffinchewed
Me: 0.o
Later on i found (I forget) Flamefangs the human farmer.
Post by: Tamber on January 04, 2013, 11:36:53 am
"Kor Womenpassion" Steady on now!
"Nani Confusedmother" Nani is male. I'd be very confused, too, if I were a male dragon who turned out to be a mother.
"Sosleng Nutstockade" ... Ouch.
"Momuz Templeorbs" Queen of The Rock of Pears. And, presumably, holder of ... vast tracts of land.
"Aso Huggedwet", who should have run into "Nihde Snuggledankle" at some point, for great hilarity.
"Sushsath Pregnantswords", who was made the sacred cottage of The Girlish Denomination, who are not to be confused with The Girlish Domination, which is an entirely different kettle of leather-clads with whips and chains...
"Shem Creamsbirds" I can only hope he's a cook who is only able to purée things, because the alternative is rather fowl. *shot for the pun*
"Snodub Monstrouslovers" ... "Oh, but you sleep with one troll..."
Post by: Bloax on January 04, 2013, 11:49:30 am
Post by: Tamber on January 04, 2013, 01:11:11 pm
"Tihsa Toesparkles"
"Kas Bulbousbowel"
"Adi Frillybunny" ...what.
Post by: Occam on January 06, 2013, 05:51:58 am
It seems necromancers have feelings too.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 10, 2013, 08:48:49 pm
Post by: Mustard Elemental on January 11, 2013, 02:29:20 pm
"Cantus Dungpelt the Fountain of Puke", A Female Hydra (Must have really pissed off the historians for a name like that.)
"Sudo Bilehide the Ugly Animal", Another female hydra.
"Sepulcrum Gristlydied the Phlegm of Cankers", Dracolich
"Maapera Masterlittle the Ace Princess", Forgotten Beast ???
"Ostzu Berryperfect the Control of Nuts", Female Giantess :-[
Post by: RageBob on January 12, 2013, 10:41:39 am
I don't know why but I chuckled a little.
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 13, 2013, 05:47:09 pm
Post by: Chimpanzee on January 14, 2013, 02:12:14 am
...
In the midsummer of 125, Kerleb suffocated, slain by the sea lamprey Bridgedspreads in The Hairy Steppes.
Related Entities
The Empire of Seals (member)
The Awe-Inspiring Councils (member)
One Notable Kill
Eagleseize the giant lion, b.119 d.125
...
Post by: Sergei_Andropov on January 15, 2013, 11:54:10 am
Post by: RageBob on January 16, 2013, 09:47:31 am
Shit.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 16, 2013, 07:03:31 pm
Man, that's a kickass title.
Post by: Eric Blank on January 29, 2013, 12:10:38 am
You read The Cobald And The Spoons.
The written portion consists of a 227 page autobiography entitled The Cobald and the Spoons, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled. It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled. The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald And The Spoons.
You pick up the The Cobald Moist with your left hand.
You read The Cobald Moist.
The written portion consists of a 194 page autobiography entitled The Cobald Moist, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled. It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled. The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald Moist.
WTF am I reading? :o
Post by: Nedinu on January 29, 2013, 12:55:46 am
Must've been his stage name in some Dwarf Porno.
Oh, and a while back I found this tanner or something like that with the last name Whismicalpumpkin.
Post by: Edmus on January 29, 2013, 02:34:48 am
You pick up the The Cobald And The Spoons with your left hand.Really bad romances? Cobald moist, lol. :D
You read The Cobald And The Spoons.
The written portion consists of a 227 page autobiography entitled The Cobald and the Spoons, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled. It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled. The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald And The Spoons.
You pick up the The Cobald Moist with your left hand.
You read The Cobald Moist.
The written portion consists of a 194 page autobiography entitled The Cobald Moist, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled. It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled. The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald Moist.
WTF am I reading? :o
Post by: Eric Blank on January 29, 2013, 12:52:45 pm
I coulda swore, during play, that it was a male cobald. I guess my memory is off, though.
She was married to some man by age 8 (cobalds are adults by that age. I made them grow up fast!) and apparently he was an awful husband, because she left within 25 years and they never had any children. Maybe he always complained she was ugly?
Post by: Edmus on January 29, 2013, 09:43:25 pm
Post by: Szarrukin on January 31, 2013, 04:46:57 am
edit: damn it, it adventure mode thread, I didn't notice. sorry, guys.
Post by: Aerie on January 31, 2013, 09:06:41 pm
Post by: thehman03 on February 01, 2013, 12:21:46 am
Post by: Tun_Dar on February 01, 2013, 11:49:19 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on February 02, 2013, 09:27:57 pm
Post by: Shalderave on February 02, 2013, 09:41:30 pm
I just thought it was funny considering I was made out of Adamantine.
Post by: scienceIswear on February 03, 2013, 02:55:59 pm
The Paints of Trailing
The Helm of Breeds
The Beak of Winding
Artifacts:
Aftersplashes the Yawn of Romancing (galena mug)
Wonderwept the Gloom of Hides (rhodolite bucket)
The Indignation of Webbing (oaken casket)
Post by: Splint on February 03, 2013, 02:58:13 pm
Post by: Random Spark on February 03, 2013, 11:57:28 pm
Well, i took a peek at some of the site data and i came across this lovely little entry, straight from the dorfy mountain homes.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Eric Blank on February 04, 2013, 03:14:16 am
Post by: Flanderbland on February 04, 2013, 05:15:00 am
He died on his first quest though, so I guess having large "jewels" isn't enough to guarantee survival...
Post by: kerlc on February 04, 2013, 09:33:29 am
His Musicality was very low.
Post by: Spy227X on February 04, 2013, 02:35:32 pm
Bronzecollosus Ogekxox Nuklaturduoknuklat EkxoxElathu Enala, the Bronze Colossus
Something about being the ancient artificial armored-anger of the ancients
Post by: Dementron on February 06, 2013, 01:05:38 am
So far my favorite names have been of streams and such.
The other day I got (somethingorother) the Scribe of Screaming.
I can't help but imagine some poor scholar spending his days crafting carefully illuminated AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGs. Or going crazy from all the stupid crap the dwarves do.
I just now got Faithfulclimax the Muscular Cake.
Would that be... beef cake?
My favorite is still The Musical Violater.
My imagination has a horrible, horrible field day with that one. My brain somehow jumps to Spongebob playing his nose like a flute, but rape-ier, and also somehow a stream.
Post by: mastahcheese on February 08, 2013, 05:42:08 pm
I had to make an account so I could post here.Well, welcome to DF.
Post by: Larix on February 09, 2013, 09:11:34 am
"The King of Mushrooms"
I guess the dwarfs thought it looks just like a really, really big plump helmet.
Post by: RageBob on February 09, 2013, 11:29:38 am
Shit.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/258cosk.png)
SHIT.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/bgnxw4.png)
Well, you do look like someone who evolved from monkeys..
Post by: RageBob on February 09, 2013, 12:14:30 pm
About the Phantom of Oblivion. I got news.
It's a cave.
With about 10 monsters inside.
Fuck.
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 11, 2013, 06:15:58 pm
Post by: Mustard Elemental on February 21, 2013, 09:24:03 am
Its a he by the way.
Post by: Teh Barple on February 24, 2013, 08:24:19 pm
Post by: Edmus on February 25, 2013, 12:17:22 am
(http://gyazo.com/d6a4dc79f7f3866f1994e67b0d2dbb4b.png)I love this, so much.
Post by: Deepblade on March 03, 2013, 09:56:44 am
Post by: HeavilyMedicated on March 06, 2013, 12:15:37 am
...lol
Post by: Karnewarrior on March 06, 2013, 05:51:49 pm
I once saw a book in the history titled, The Chocolate ManMust be about excessive use of Axe products. :P
...lol
Post by: ZombiezuRFER on March 08, 2013, 02:51:45 pm
Cakuth was depicted as a human and associated with muck.
Post by: Magistrum on March 08, 2013, 04:54:02 pm
Consider it and easter egg for snooping around people's post history... Artificially senty!
Post by: BodyGripper on March 10, 2013, 02:13:28 am
Post by: Spy227X on March 10, 2013, 03:27:24 pm
Post by: Dalkar on March 10, 2013, 03:32:03 pm
One of the invaders in my late fortress was a troll by the name of Horrorrhyme. I imagine he was a thing of folklore, capturing children and speaking in macabre poems before goring them.It was probably a Vogon mistaken for a troll :P
Post by: ShoesandHats on March 10, 2013, 03:35:45 pm
One of the invaders in my late fortress was a troll by the name of Horrorrhyme. I imagine he was a thing of folklore, capturing children and speaking in macabre poems before goring them.It was probably a Vogon mistaken for a troll :P
Damn it. I was going to make that joke yesterday but I decided not to.
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on March 11, 2013, 09:27:34 pm
In English, it's "Quakedangled." However, in Dwarvish this is spelled, "Ushririrtir."
Post by: GuesssWho on March 12, 2013, 12:01:07 am
Post by: Grey_Wolf on March 12, 2013, 05:28:41 am
Post by: Eric Blank on March 13, 2013, 05:05:42 pm
And the elf named Avafi Youngpregnant! hah!
Uzor Dunespant the Raw Hide, hill titan, who set my pants on fire...
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on March 14, 2013, 04:35:07 pm
I believe that those guys are so creepy, eerie, and secretive, that the world only knows what those guys' neighbors call them. Either that, or they're just really damn subtle.
Post by: Rocktomato on March 27, 2013, 10:32:27 am
Edit: Also, "Kung Deaddeaths" the Hedgehog Fiend. Yeah, this guy became the leader of a civilization. Wouldn't YOU trust that name?
Post by: Spish on March 27, 2013, 01:19:46 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/651isj.png)
Post by: Edmus on March 27, 2013, 04:02:25 pm
This is an actual deity name from our community adventure world...I'm not sure if that sounds delicious or disgusting.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/651isj.png)
Post by: Eric Blank on March 27, 2013, 11:12:51 pm
Post by: GuesssWho on March 27, 2013, 11:19:03 pm
Post by: MrWillsauce on March 28, 2013, 12:29:12 pm
Post by: Spish on March 29, 2013, 10:25:20 pm
I'm not sure if that sounds delicious or disgusting.You could always try it for yourself. (http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/02/chocolate-cheese-love-at-mast-valentines-day-collection.html)
Post by: Barek Longboe on March 30, 2013, 03:46:03 am
Post by: Spish on April 01, 2013, 05:54:57 pm
I still can't get over this. Deity of "The Communion of Suppers"
(http://i46.tinypic.com/xm8q3n.png)
Gosh these people are so humble...
Post by: ravin3 on April 04, 2013, 11:45:36 am
Hmm... night creature, you say? and his name is...
Ispran Styleblizzards the Man Bride of Evil.
Huh. Not my first choice.
Post by: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on April 04, 2013, 12:03:06 pm
It would be 100% better is she was a hammerman, but hey, STOP! ELBOW-TO-FACE TIME!
Post by: Tamber on April 04, 2013, 03:30:56 pm
Post by: McDonald on April 10, 2013, 10:15:01 am
.
.
.
Yup, time for adamantine breastplate decorated with platinum!
Post by: Lordraymond on April 10, 2013, 08:58:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/IS00CXh.png)
Post by: Pokon on April 12, 2013, 06:51:03 pm
Post by: Ilue on April 13, 2013, 04:13:57 am
Post by: McDonald on April 13, 2013, 02:38:17 pm
How do you even say that?!
Post by: Slayerhero90 on April 13, 2013, 02:43:29 pm
I was travelling when I got an announcement: "Thluludujeelmis!"Thlu-lu-du-jeel-mis. It's easy.
How do you even say that?!
Post by: McDonald on April 14, 2013, 04:07:02 am
Post by: Morrigi on April 14, 2013, 08:03:06 am
Post by: Zollarr on April 15, 2013, 03:20:22 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: gbrngfol on April 16, 2013, 02:46:33 am
Post by: mastahcheese on April 16, 2013, 07:19:57 pm
I genned a world yesterday and got the name 'The Marsh of Noses'.I bet it smells nice.
Post by: Major Monocle on April 16, 2013, 08:19:45 pm
Post by: imlovinit on April 18, 2013, 11:23:20 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on April 18, 2013, 11:27:26 pm
the mighty Oltana volcanoechocolateSounds delicious.
Post by: imlovinit on April 20, 2013, 04:01:52 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 20, 2013, 04:55:52 pm
Who lives in a dwarf fortress under a tree? I-Den Square-Pants!
Post by: Julien Brightside on April 25, 2013, 12:15:58 pm
Iden Squarepants
Who lives in a dwarf fortress under a tree? I-Den Square-Pants!
Haha, I can see it now.
Part of the fort is the unreasonably greed Urist, the sour one that hates everyone and the one that gets in a mood that brings half a ton of diamonds + a piece of wood and makes a cup.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 26, 2013, 07:01:34 pm
Post by: Mesa on April 27, 2013, 06:54:26 am
The biggest origami yet?
Or a civ named The Stupid Scorpion.
...I...Wot.
(didn't I post this before?)
Post by: Anin on April 27, 2013, 10:36:38 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on April 28, 2013, 12:00:33 am
Post by: Paaaad on April 29, 2013, 03:05:41 pm
Post by: Mustard Elemental on April 30, 2013, 03:43:47 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on May 01, 2013, 07:32:24 am
Post by: jaxy15 on May 01, 2013, 07:42:18 am
Post by: Evil One on May 01, 2013, 08:50:55 am
An outcast group named... The Ruthless Beans! So fearsome!
Beware their deadly gas?
Post by: DG on May 01, 2013, 08:56:17 am
Not the funniest but it rhymes!
Post by: mastahcheese on May 01, 2013, 06:49:46 pm
Not the funniest but it rhymes!Well, it made me laugh, at least.
Post by: Loam on May 02, 2013, 09:17:03 pm
It concerns the book "The Soaked Chocolate and the Dwarf," a necromancer's autobiography.
There's also "Never Underestimate Errors in Errors in Gigu Hatchetgarnish" and "Uncanny Giant Tigers and Nothing More."
Post by: DG on May 02, 2013, 11:00:49 pm
The Soaked Chocolate and the Dwarf
Mmm. Sounds like a night creature cook book.
Post by: coleslaw35 on May 11, 2013, 10:35:55 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 12, 2013, 12:27:13 am
[edit] corrected for missing words
Post by: MrWillsauce on May 12, 2013, 11:53:17 am
Post by: coleslaw35 on May 12, 2013, 03:53:56 pm
Quote
Appled and appleness are not possibilities, though.Edit: Removed Cringe.
Post by: Spleenling on May 13, 2013, 03:15:49 am
Fungus Pinkplate
Post by: Julien Brightside on May 16, 2013, 02:11:06 pm
"Kol Crazymachines"
Too bad he wasn't a mechanic. It would have been glorious.
Post by: Eric Blank on May 19, 2013, 05:08:40 pm
Turns out DF can make terrible innuendos even if you don't give it any of its' favorite words. :P
Post by: DG on May 19, 2013, 05:42:36 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 19, 2013, 06:31:54 pm
Post by: GuesssWho on May 19, 2013, 11:04:21 pm
Dunno, man. I may be missing something obvious but it seems a long bow has been drawn to get a boob joke out of that.
It's called Titsexsta, what more do you need?
Post by: DG on May 20, 2013, 12:11:07 am
Post by: Reudh on May 20, 2013, 04:32:00 am
Post by: Spleenling on June 16, 2013, 08:16:55 pm
"Tun HatchetSlaughter"
Edit: It just got the title "The Silvery Drain of Ferns"
Post by: Slashes-With-Claws on June 21, 2013, 12:44:17 pm
Seriously game... you pick some weird name.
Post by: BlackFlyme on June 22, 2013, 10:25:50 pm
Once, while looking through Legends mode, I found a leather armor that had a picture of loincloths on it. It was called Jonositi, "The Naughty Targets". I went back into adventurer mode to see if I could find it. I did... I was wearing it... I had made it...
Finally, there was a minotaur I was sent to kill. His name was Kivish Buttockchampion. I don't want to know how he earned his name.
Post by: DG on June 23, 2013, 01:11:12 am
I don't want to know how he earned his name.
Ass-kicking.
Post by: djdexcat on June 23, 2013, 02:40:24 am
Post by: Loam on June 25, 2013, 07:17:32 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Thuellai on June 28, 2013, 02:34:11 am
An elven group named "The Awe-Inspiring Wonder" (someone's got a high opinion of themselves)
A hydra named Nithami Itchknights the Renowned Rawness, who I'm pretty sure was just angry due to a really bad rash.
Galka Skullsghost is associated with death and caverns!
Some favorite entity names:
The Parched Menaces (GIVE US YOUR WATER)
The Romantic Plague (Love potion #9)
The Poisons of Drink (ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T GIVE US YOUR WATER)
The Celebrated Cinnamon (Can dwarves see why kids love The Celebrated Cinnamon?)
And the best of all
The Group of Cats (THEY FINALLY DID IT, THEY FINALLY TOOK OVER)
Post by: Eric Blank on June 30, 2013, 02:34:39 pm
Because when that name you really wanted is taken, just switch the order and pretend you always liked it better anyway.
Post by: Deepblade on June 30, 2013, 03:36:52 pm
Post by: coldmonkey on June 30, 2013, 03:37:09 pm
Post by: DG on July 01, 2013, 05:19:18 am
I found a human city named Sleevevirgins. It was easily the biggest city in the world, so clearly I wasn't the first person to come inside the city's walls.
*facepalm*
Post by: branmuffincat on July 01, 2013, 01:53:13 pm
Post by: Paaaad on July 01, 2013, 06:38:20 pm
The Flaxen Jungles.
The Mire of Clods.
The Swamp of Sabres.
The Tall Hills.
and The Ignited Forest.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 01, 2013, 07:36:13 pm
...and the name for the embark group is the Sacks of Stoning. Jeez, dorfs. Too hardcore.
Post by: Urist MacNoob on July 03, 2013, 03:06:29 pm
"BEHOLD, MORTAL. I AM GOLOG THE MANGY DUNG. I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE."
Post by: Melzer on July 04, 2013, 12:06:00 am
Post by: GrimDark_Majyyks on July 05, 2013, 01:36:46 am
I like how it sounds like he should be selling overpriced bottles of fancy water. Mostly shared because homan this continent's humans have the most awful religions.
fixedughican'tseewithoutmyglasses
Post by: Edmus on July 05, 2013, 03:15:45 am
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b215/teh_r3play/103fd4bc-1292-4146-8ac2-dd5ea8e2187e.jpg)-no longer relevent-
hehehe
Post by: coldmonkey on July 05, 2013, 04:26:26 pm
Post by: Mustard Elemental on July 08, 2013, 04:08:42 pm
the people awarded him with the charming moniker "The Mouth of Fungi." So much for fame.Did he win a plump helmet eating competition?
Post by: cannibalfridge on July 11, 2013, 03:08:56 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 11, 2013, 07:24:20 pm
Post by: coldmonkey on July 12, 2013, 05:40:53 am
The Slutty Winters, a haunted tundra. The risen dead must be unusually frisky around there.Perhaps you could call them the twice risen.
My adventurer just fought a giant named Smug, who isn't very smug anymore.
Post by: Mustard Elemental on July 19, 2013, 10:18:39 am
Post by: PatriotSaint on July 19, 2013, 01:40:44 pm
The Lens of Brains
The Brushed Bust
The Work of Bowels (I should embark with this and build a giant flushing toilet)
The Constructive Sack
The Awe-Inspiring Rack (YESSSSSS)
The Dead Barricade (how inspiring)
Post by: Eric Blank on July 19, 2013, 03:31:50 pm
Post by: coldmonkey on July 20, 2013, 12:23:40 pm
Post by: brainfreez on July 21, 2013, 04:13:49 pm
The gates of emptiness.
The savages of spikes.
Post by: coldmonkey on July 21, 2013, 06:49:32 pm
The gates of emptiness.That's not stupid, that's straight from Zen Buddhist canon (The Gateless Gate), but it might also be a reference to the Taoist concept of a gate (or wheel, vase etc.) deriving its usefulness from what is NOT there. A gate without a hole is just a wall, you know? And applied to DF, walling your fortress off like that is a sure way to miss out on a lot of fun.
Post by: PatriotSaint on July 21, 2013, 08:06:33 pm
The gates of emptiness.That's not stupid, that's straight from Zen Buddhist canon (The Gateless Gate), but it might also be a reference to the Taoist concept of a gate (or wheel, vase etc.) deriving its usefulness from what is NOT there. A gate without a hole is just a wall, you know? And applied to DF, walling your fortress off like that is a sure way to miss out on a lot of fun.
Deep, man.
For some strange reason, I think "The Awe-Inspiring Rack" was named for less intellectual reasons.
Post by: brainfreez on July 22, 2013, 01:24:58 pm
I approve of your ways , but in my opinion the gates of emptiness means there is nothing behind the gates.The gates of emptiness.That's not stupid, that's straight from Zen Buddhist canon (The Gateless Gate), but it might also be a reference to the Taoist concept of a gate (or wheel, vase etc.) deriving its usefulness from what is NOT there. A gate without a hole is just a wall, you know? And applied to DF, walling your fortress off like that is a sure way to miss out on a lot of fun.
So it's kind of they are shitting themselves and being like "whatever ,we got nothing"
Also i just made a new military squad and I got the most serious names ever.
The Gilded Morals
The Diamond Griffons
Post by: Enemy post on July 28, 2013, 10:52:45 pm
Post by: Blastbeard on July 29, 2013, 12:07:46 am
Post by: Mr Space Cat on July 29, 2013, 01:03:09 pm
first there's a single tile-sized field known as the Living Field. This Living Field is surrounded on all sides by an expansive wasteland known as the God-Forsaken Wastes. Probably gonna build my fort on the border of those two.
The Jungles of Enjoyment, located right next door to the Sinful Forests and the Waters of Shame. Innuendos ho! The Winters of Guilt, the Jungle of Phlegms, the Dune of Smut, the Screaming Fields, and the most terrifying place of all, the Murk of Posts.
Also, one of the largest mountain ranges and the homeplace of all of the dwarves in the world is known as the Powerful Mountain, located high to the north. Not named Mountains, but singular Mountain. Basically I imagine it's a giant mass of mountain rock spanning miles and surrounded on all sides by evil tundras. The dwarves in this world must be seriously metal badasses.
Post by: Silfarion on July 30, 2013, 02:03:27 am
My current fortress is called Hairybasement
BENGAL
HAIRYBASEMENTS
Anyways
I generated a human pikeman in adventure mode
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sounds more like an elf than a human...
Post by: DwarfOfTheLand on July 30, 2013, 05:30:41 am
Post by: Silfarion on July 30, 2013, 03:18:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess you can say he was a
8)
Fishy person
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Post by: MrCat on August 01, 2013, 05:03:24 pm
Post by: Bloax on August 04, 2013, 03:06:52 pm
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/63152810/Screenies/scared.png)
what is even going on here
Post by: TheDarkStar on August 04, 2013, 06:20:06 pm
Post by: Mustard Elemental on August 05, 2013, 08:20:47 am
Post by: Paaaad on August 05, 2013, 11:43:16 am
Post by: Blastbeard on August 05, 2013, 11:53:10 am
The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.It's your Dwarven Duty to change that.
Post by: Edmus on August 05, 2013, 04:50:14 pm
Alright, I'm sigging that.The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.It's your Dwarven Duty to change that.
Post by: Paaaad on August 06, 2013, 05:45:03 pm
Alright, I'm sigging that.The Ignited Forest. At least that's not literal.It's your Dwarven Duty to change that.
My first Sig!
Post by: MrWillsauce on August 06, 2013, 06:21:26 pm
Post by: sobaman14 on August 07, 2013, 12:46:19 am
Post by: mastahcheese on August 07, 2013, 12:47:15 am
Post by: lue on August 11, 2013, 07:23:53 pm
Post by: Skribbblie on August 12, 2013, 03:56:39 am
Stren Squirtslop, short-lived companion of Bum Clenchedflank.
Dik Shackbars, a total redneck name for a human.
Thine Sensualdanced, a human spinner. Ahem, I said spinner. Yes. Spinner.
The Wizard's Guide To Mortality, a book that was used to pummel a necromancer to death.
The Attack of Conflict, a deadly battle that took place between zombies, goblins, and dwarves. There was much conflict.
Ramstom Xakedthola, the sacred puke. This servant of Sluste Pukenightmare the Fated Mites greets you. Never let goblins make religions.
Wisho Glossbuff™, a
Wipedvessel the Tube of Forking, a cat bone crossbow.
In 1, The Greatest Evil of the Monsters of Kin was founded in Thiefknights.
In the early spring of 552, the goblin Azstrog Mightymonsters the Lance of Virginity was struck down by the human Bum Clenchedflank the Buff Amusement of Budding in Womandepth.
Rumley Heatbunnies, a man who died for days.
Stosbûb Stinkydevil, a goblin captain.
Usmok Sheenspoke, first love: This servant of pregnancy greets you.
Sundershaft, a giant cave spider silk braies.
Aye, I think that's most of them so far.
Post by: Russell.s on August 12, 2013, 05:37:42 pm
Post by: PDF urist master on August 23, 2013, 06:52:10 am
Ago hatefondles the goblin
Min shellshot the human
Dang doomscreams the goblin
Strodno Uselessspiders the goblin
Zolak kisscurse the goblin
they were all killed by the same dwarf, Dumat Silverylabored the Trussed Adventure of Pets, with The Season of Coloring, a highwood crossbow.
Post by: Enemy post on August 25, 2013, 09:38:45 pm
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on August 26, 2013, 10:51:04 am
Post by: Skribbblie on August 26, 2013, 03:00:00 pm
There is also a historical battle called The Crazy Outrageous Siege.
Post by: DG on September 14, 2013, 01:32:21 am
::)
Post by: Urist MacNoob on September 14, 2013, 08:24:12 pm
That was it's name. Yup. The Book.
It was a 38 page essay concerning The Draltha-hide bound book. The writing is concise and reasonably serious.
Post by: Enemy post on September 14, 2013, 09:04:49 pm
The Book.What was The Draltha-hide bound book about? Also, was that it's name or just what it was?
That was it's name. Yup. The Book.
It was a 38 page essay concerning The Draltha-hide bound book. The writing is concise and reasonably serious.
Post by: Eric Blank on September 15, 2013, 07:19:20 pm
Post by: Askar on September 16, 2013, 11:51:00 am
Post by: RageBob on September 17, 2013, 05:22:31 am
Now. I know that it's not that funny. But let me give you some explanation.
I'm Polish, and I find this name particularly funny because word "Obraz" means "Painting."
And since I decided to play as outsider.
I will be playing as nude archer painting.
Post by: ICBM pilot on October 09, 2013, 12:09:19 pm
Post by: Urist MacNoob on October 09, 2013, 02:17:57 pm
"The Humans Twinkling", a giant magpie leather-bound book.
Post by: AJC on October 11, 2013, 02:59:56 pm
Post by: ElusiveVolvox on October 12, 2013, 05:16:20 am
It must be pretty freaking delicious candy.
Edit: I just got my title. It's "The Fat Shield". :-[
Post by: Urist MacNoob on October 16, 2013, 08:34:23 am
"You will remember the Homely Candies when we're finished with you!"
It must be pretty freaking delicious candy.
Edit: I just got my title. It's "The Fat Shield". :-[
Pfffhahahahah~!
"On whose authority do you strike at us, worm!?"
"I am The Fat Shield. I answer to no one."
Post by: DG on October 16, 2013, 11:07:00 am
Post by: Mrpoodle on October 16, 2013, 05:24:40 pm
Post by: NAV on October 21, 2013, 03:20:08 pm
Post by: Proudnerd on October 25, 2013, 06:58:30 am
pado bodygirders
nac murderbunches 8)
methec Shootwadded shootwaded ???
Ustres Kissdated ;)
Dur Heavygripped
Domas Broilcalms the cave fish vampire. He must like being cooked.
Galel Touchtrust
Ozud Mirrorhates, someone's ugly.
All of them are from my kill list.
Also I've killed some wolves in The Nourishing Hills. Quite ample.
Post by: FireCrazy on October 27, 2013, 10:39:50 am
Post by: Kay on October 27, 2013, 07:03:03 pm
Dag Ballshaft, the human vampire.
At one point, a dwarf "Became The Holy Fat of The Communion of Fungus"
A war called "The Attack of Boring"
Another war called "The War of Racks"
A group called "The Silkiness of Balls" that was part of a civilisation known as "The Blazes of Styling"
A war called "The Attack of Martyrs"
...That world had an odd history.
Post by: Proudnerd on October 28, 2013, 06:14:29 pm
Eli KnifeTwilight the Spears of Chucking. The minotaur that lives at that place. What a badass name. Lancsucked sounds fun too...
Post by: Icefire2314 on October 31, 2013, 10:22:17 pm
Post by: Shadowscynthe on November 01, 2013, 04:36:26 pm
Post by: Enemy post on November 07, 2013, 05:23:14 pm
Post by: smjjames on November 09, 2013, 07:54:27 am
Post by: Meme on November 09, 2013, 09:24:26 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 13, 2013, 02:52:34 am
Post by: mastahcheese on November 13, 2013, 08:51:07 pm
Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.You must cut off the hands of every enemy you find, and eat their hands.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on November 14, 2013, 02:25:00 pm
Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.Somehow, I don't think he'll last very long...
Post by: Xantalos on November 14, 2013, 03:26:22 pm
I've been doing that.Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.You must cut off the hands of every enemy you find, and eat their hands.
Post by: Enemy post on November 15, 2013, 05:04:26 pm
"You will remember the Dooms of Recreation when we're finished with you!"
Post by: FireCrazy on November 16, 2013, 02:34:26 am
Post by: AJC on November 16, 2013, 01:40:43 pm
The Pregnant Confederacy. SERIOUSLY?
one of the worlds on my DF games has a Camp called The Pregnancy Lovers.
the bandit leader of the place was female.
Post by: IronTomato on November 19, 2013, 10:18:48 pm
Sounds real dangerous.
Post by: Mrpoodle on November 21, 2013, 07:50:36 pm
Post by: blazing glory on November 24, 2013, 05:13:01 am
EDIT a name of a farmer,ori cudgelocks, when I saw this I thought of a troll saying me ori,me cudgel locks
Post by: klefenz on November 24, 2013, 05:22:47 am
Not sure wether or not this is funny but it's weird thats for sure here goes, I have a title,the mechanical drinker.Um wouldn't it short circut if it was mechanical?
No, it would shortcircuit if it was electrical.
Anyway: Sodel Scumshot
Post by: Skribbblie on January 03, 2014, 06:25:26 pm
Squirtedclimax... Oh boy.
Also. Brokensnot.
Post by: IronTomato on January 03, 2014, 11:53:24 pm
My adventurer had quite a bit of business there, like it was his little hometown (even though it was really, really far away from the starting town). He's dead now, though, but I might still post the legends page for it.
Post by: ChildofSolitude on January 05, 2014, 02:55:24 pm
Guess what happened to him?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 06, 2014, 12:55:27 am
If only we could tie people up already... Suppose breaking their arms and legs works.
Post by: Mr.Mountain on January 06, 2014, 09:11:15 pm
... I can imagine they have special uses for all that rat weed
Post by: Mr.Mountain on January 06, 2014, 09:23:56 pm
they were the leading criminal organization in Boddoctrines (the capital of the Empire of Tongues), and one of their member's name was Atir Peachgilds. I also found a female human master swordsman (or swordswoman??) named Pik Sworddead...
The civs also pick nice names for their deities, such as:
Ral the Wealth of Gilding, associated with... take a guess... wealth.
Furgig the Bad Puke, associated with depravity and lust, and I'd honestly LOVE to find some of his disciples.
Sota Gulfoceans, associated with freaking salt. SALT.
Ulet the Ruthless Lie, associated with lies. Real creative.
Udil Glazebeer the Silvery Pants... it's a dwarven god, so it makes sense.
Themsol Noiselesshush, associated with silence. that was a real shocker.
Post by: blazing glory on January 07, 2014, 05:53:53 pm
The hills of squeezing. Located on the busty continent's
Post by: Mr.Mountain on January 11, 2014, 01:42:37 am
I can't believe I lost the screencap.
Post by: Spy227X on January 11, 2014, 09:10:41 am
The Fellowship of Rings.
8)
Post by: Nico2167 on January 13, 2014, 08:12:07 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on January 24, 2014, 12:36:11 am
Post by: Mr Space Cat on January 24, 2014, 10:24:16 am
Post by: Grombardrim on January 24, 2014, 10:49:50 am
Sudden thought: what if the dwarven love of socks is a reference to Dobby the Elf, who only ever wears socks!?
Post by: GuesssWho on January 24, 2014, 08:07:37 pm
Sounds like something out of Ragnarok.
Post by: Bumber on January 24, 2014, 08:26:01 pm
The Ripe Perplexing Furs of the Bear of Oblivion.Maybe they spent a very long time on this quest: http://uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Bear_Season
Sounds like something out of Ragnarok.
(The quest items for that one are the teeth, unfortunately. The Skyrim one (http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Grin_and_Bear_It) has you collecting pelts.)
Post by: Spish on January 26, 2014, 11:49:35 pm
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2crq7uv.png)
From a lil' place called Horrorfailed. I also like how even the goblin has a dwarfy name.
Post by: Tawa on January 27, 2014, 08:21:53 pm
Among them:
"THE MUFFIN OF BOARDING"
A picture of a leaf.
"THE DEEP MUSCLE"
A picture of a strawberry.
"THE RIDER OF NETS"
A picture of some dude named Kixi Playclocks eating a donkey. It's probably supposed to be a dead one, but it's much funnier if you picture him/her eating a live donkey.
Also, that temple's artist had some kind of people-eating-animals obsession-- there's a picture of someone eating a horse and a picture of someone eating a peacock.
Post by: Zavvnao on January 28, 2014, 03:45:36 am
Post by: Nico2167 on January 30, 2014, 09:03:45 pm
Post by: Grombardrim on January 31, 2014, 02:26:43 am
Post by: Larix on January 31, 2014, 06:20:17 am
The civs also pick nice names for their deities, such as:
Ral the Wealth of Gilding, associated with... take a guess... wealth.
I'm pretty certain that deity names actually _try_ to be thematic, so you were just seeing the expected results.
Post by: HmH on January 31, 2014, 08:20:53 am
She became an elven princess in year 14 after her two predecessors got killed by respectively a troll and a cyclops. Her reign of 14 years was quite productive: she tamed bobcats, giant weasels, giant ospreys, and even giant snowy owls from the Blizzards of Dimming, and led her then-modestly sized civilization into two wars against goblins. Surprisingly, under her leadership the elves have managed to win even when they were outnumbered by their enemies, who had full use of giant toads and a panda devil leading them. Her life was tragicomedically ended in year 28 by a rampaging hydra.
As far as elves go, I dare say that Hotsister was badass enough to make her namesake proud.
Post by: Grombardrim on January 31, 2014, 12:04:19 pm
Post by: Matoro on January 31, 2014, 12:23:39 pm
Post by: Mr.Mountain on February 02, 2014, 02:00:31 pm
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 03, 2014, 01:52:05 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 03, 2014, 07:00:38 pm
Shakespeare joke.
Post by: Mr Space Cat on February 07, 2014, 11:46:11 pm
Post by: Zan Oltaridor on February 09, 2014, 12:19:20 pm
We got:
"Uramuthro", Deathdead, a selenite slab -- I dont even...
"Evaporated Dwarf", a Bay12 forum threa-...uhh.. an Orca bone bound book
"To Death and Glory!", Water Buffalo leather bound Book -- written by several jobless Soldiers and Adventurers
"The End after The End", a pyrite(isn't that a type of stone?) bound book
"First Doom, then The World!" a ...wait... a Cat leather bound book... followed by the very succesful sequel
"Doom: A new Approach", an Opah bound Book
"Never Underestimate The Undergrowth!" (get it?) , an Albatross leather bound Book
"More Saffron Razors!", an Ibex leather bound Book -- Wait, what?
"Start your Day with Sleep", a giant cave Swallow leather bound Book
"Death for Everyone!", a cow hoof(?) bound Book
Oh Well.. this Game is just...great... I love it :D
Post by: Bumber on February 09, 2014, 07:15:10 pm
"Start your Day with Sleep", a giant cave Swallow leather bound BookThe self help book for those of us who can't be bothered to get up early in the morning.
Step 1: Throw rock at that annoying rooster.
Step 2: Try to go back to sleep.
Step 3: Wonder why all these villagers and stray animals are coming to greet you good morning.
Post by: Tawa on February 09, 2014, 08:55:43 pm
The artist of the temple may of been a voraphile then.
Actually, I constantly find pictures of people eating other people now that I look hard enough.
Apparently people starve so easily in DF that royalty or warriors become more famous from eating things.
Post by: Zavvnao on February 10, 2014, 12:55:58 am
Actually, I constantly find pictures of people eating other people now that I look hard enough.
Apparently people starve so easily in DF that royalty or warriors become more famous from eating things.
so its like people concentrating the fame of their victims into one vessel then?
Post by: Spish on February 10, 2014, 10:56:41 pm
Other fun ones include:
"The Chaste Bottom"
"The Strategic Jokes"
"The Ambiguous Pranks"
"The Subtle Bunch"
"The Ruined Family"
"The National Page"
"The Creative Rhymes"
Post by: Enemy post on February 27, 2014, 08:20:03 pm
Post by: Paaaad on March 01, 2014, 09:16:12 pm
Post by: RoaryStar on March 12, 2014, 04:06:55 pm
Hypocrites.
Post by: DrKillPatient on March 13, 2014, 11:26:58 pm
Post by: Magnusen on March 19, 2014, 10:29:14 am
Post by: Magnusen on March 19, 2014, 04:57:51 pm
The evil brutes
The Crazy Society
The tattooed Councils
The Noiseless Councils
Sites:
Youthfulbreakfast
Weaselshadow the torments of crafting
Post by: Wilfred of Ivanhoe on March 19, 2014, 09:12:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Zavvnao on March 21, 2014, 12:24:31 pm
Such as: "Can the Wetland Save the World?"
That sounds so environmentalist.
Post by: FallenAngel on March 21, 2014, 09:44:56 pm
Make of that what you will...
Post by: IronTomato on March 25, 2014, 11:22:08 am
"The Comedic Rack"Masterwork dwarven titties.
Anyway, I had a good biome named "The magical hill" or something. I was killed.
Post by: Bumber on March 25, 2014, 10:49:48 pm
The name of the civilization for my fortress is "The Comedic Rack".Cardinal! The rack! (http://youtu.be/vt0Y39eMvpI?t=3m)
Make of that what you will...
Post by: Enemy post on March 28, 2014, 12:19:32 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on March 28, 2014, 08:03:31 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on March 28, 2014, 05:10:30 pm
Vegeta CursedLamps the whirling yearling of death.
LIKE A BOSS
Post by: Matoro on March 29, 2014, 01:02:11 pm
That's a bit bad name for a goblin, though. But I guess he really wants to show everyone how bad he is.
Post by: Paaaad on March 29, 2014, 07:35:22 pm
Post by: Untio11 on April 04, 2014, 08:53:27 am
Post by: Sun in the Clouds on April 11, 2014, 03:19:59 pm
My main hero is known as "Zostra Muffindrooped the Armored Adoration of Ceilings", who left her previous life of failed bakery to become an unstoppable force of nature, beating titans into submission with their own bloody limbs!
She often does quests for Lady Dangletangle.
Post by: Redzephyr01 on April 13, 2014, 08:01:39 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 18, 2014, 04:49:26 pm
And the worst title I have ever recieved: The Guilty Depression of Wheat. What am I? A fat guy breaking his no-bread diet?
Post by: KiBoy on April 21, 2014, 01:09:32 am
Anyway, behold...
Zon Gatesafety,the Abysmal Ward of Eviscerators
Post by: Eric Blank on April 24, 2014, 07:23:01 pm
My adventurer's name is Nepe Stupidhead. Nepe translates to "bright."
Post by: Sarrak on April 25, 2014, 02:07:10 am
There were some other bizarre-flavored names, but they pale in comparison.
Post by: IronTomato on April 28, 2014, 12:11:57 pm
Post by: granzteel on May 08, 2014, 09:59:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dowly on May 09, 2014, 02:22:30 am
Post by: squidgen on May 14, 2014, 01:09:06 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 14, 2014, 01:30:24 pm
Post by: coldmonkey on May 19, 2014, 05:12:28 am
Post by: Forrest on May 20, 2014, 12:28:59 am
Post by: Arcvasti on May 20, 2014, 12:44:24 am
Post by: MushyToaster on May 23, 2014, 01:18:19 pm
Post by: Guvnah on May 26, 2014, 07:13:46 am
Post by: mastamage on May 26, 2014, 04:19:07 pm
you will remember fury weasels, if you live!
a gang of about 50 no good scimitar meat, well, i couldnt block 50 attacks but i killed 46 before i dodged of a cliff... together with 2 of them
Post by: Mr Space Cat on June 02, 2014, 07:28:41 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 03, 2014, 03:43:11 pm
This guy is so going to be a frat boy.
Post by: Spehss _ on June 04, 2014, 08:39:41 pm
Post by: PDF urist master on June 07, 2014, 04:07:54 pm
Post by: Dampe on June 07, 2014, 09:56:40 pm
I don't think much more needs to be said.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I know this quote is like four months old, but this made me laugh out loud.
Post by: bleekmiddel on June 08, 2014, 11:45:26 am
Post by: nomoetoe on June 08, 2014, 01:22:15 pm
sadly he didn't have a beard..rest in pieces Dolak rest in pieces...
Post by: King Kravoka on June 14, 2014, 02:25:44 am
Post by: Dampe on June 14, 2014, 07:28:22 pm
Nobody of import, just a villager I killed.
Post by: ArmokGoB on June 14, 2014, 07:57:29 pm
I once had an adventurer named Ab Fruitpack.That's so weird... I just got that name today...
Post by: King Kravoka on June 14, 2014, 11:48:09 pm
Maybe she reincarnated across universes.I once had an adventurer named Ab Fruitpack.That's so weird... I just got that name today...
Post by: Spehss _ on June 15, 2014, 03:44:16 pm
One of my militia dwarves earned the title of Domas Helmedpeace the Matched Match of Braids. His moustache is arranged in double braids, his middle length beard is braided, and his long hair is arranged in double braids.
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 15, 2014, 03:50:23 pm
Post by: Proudnerd on June 20, 2014, 12:21:51 am
(http://i.imgur.com/KuftVrY.png)
Squirtedclimax... Oh boy.
Also. Brokensnot.
This is just amazing.
Post by: Tawa on June 21, 2014, 09:43:52 pm
Thine Sprinkledump.
Nobody of import, just a villager I killed.
Bard: This, sire, is Thine Sprinkledump.
King: I wish to have no dump to sprinkle things in. Also, who is this man?
Bard: Sire, he is Thine Sprinkledump.
King: I do not wish to dump or sprinkle things onto this man. Tell me his name!
(who's on 1st, DF flavored, takes place)
Also, Mucka Slaughterassaults FTW.
Post by: Dampe on June 27, 2014, 03:07:39 pm
Thine Sprinkledump.
Nobody of import, just a villager I killed.
Bard: This, sire, is Thine Sprinkledump.
King: I wish to have no dump to sprinkle things in. Also, who is this man?
Bard: Sire, he is Thine Sprinkledump.
King: I do not wish to dump or sprinkle things onto this man. Tell me his name!
(who's on 1st, DF flavored, takes place)
Also, Mucka Slaughterassaults FTW.
Laughing.
Someone needs to animate that.
Post by: nomoetoe on June 28, 2014, 10:43:44 am
Post by: SaberToothTiger on July 05, 2014, 03:18:02 pm
Post by: Krewl on July 05, 2014, 06:00:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qT0gelg.png)
Post by: FallenAngel on July 05, 2014, 08:00:27 pm
I'm assuming they aren't chaste.
EDIT: Oh, and the local religious figure?
The exalted nightmare.
Post by: XArgon on July 06, 2014, 03:17:15 am
While adventuring with the Masterwork mod, I came across a drow (dark elf) bandit chieftess. Her name? Well, translated to our language, it's Monster Seduceliar. Monster. Seduce. Liar.
So. Stereotypically. Dark elf.
Post by: Zavvnao on July 08, 2014, 12:01:21 pm
Itebgeshud, "Postfortress", hillocks
the game knows it was updated.
And a night troll named Hammerrythm became a mercenary there. I want to go and see if he lives up to that awesome name <3 To bad another man of Shadow kidnapped him, lol.
Post by: Wimopy on July 08, 2014, 12:07:54 pm
Human town, but I bet they had dwarven influence there.
Post by: Mesa on July 08, 2014, 12:32:05 pm
Post by: Bumber on July 09, 2014, 03:52:44 am
Post by: Slashes-With-Claws on July 10, 2014, 02:17:49 pm
Oh, and there is a criminal organization in a town named Ancientjoke.
Post by: Proudnerd on July 10, 2014, 03:26:24 pm
...surprisingly he has a wife called Jasro Stuckscoop.
Post by: StLeibowitz on July 10, 2014, 05:47:43 pm
Post by: King Kravoka on July 10, 2014, 05:57:29 pm
Post by: Sylveadiff on July 10, 2014, 06:12:09 pm
Additionally there is the slab named The God-forsaken buzzard.
Check that. Demon Demon-demons the epidemic epidemic Demon-demon of Demons. Manually named.
Post by: Wimopy on July 11, 2014, 04:47:10 am
Sprayedmites also created a slab called The Hot Thorn.
She's associated with rivers, lust and depravity.
Post by: palu on July 11, 2014, 11:12:56 am
(http://i.imgur.com/b4ZKZNE.png)
Post by: Zavvnao on July 11, 2014, 04:57:57 pm
Makes me think of if the Simpsons where elves.
Post by: Shalderave on July 12, 2014, 12:57:39 am
Post by: 99Hedgehog on July 15, 2014, 07:49:57 pm
"The Strategic Jokes"
"Hey do you want to hear a joke? The Gallipoli Landing."
Post by: scrdest on July 16, 2014, 02:55:48 am
Post by: Untelligent on July 16, 2014, 11:28:34 pm
Lot of elf sites around it, too.
Post by: Uristides on July 17, 2014, 12:02:20 am
- Simplemined: catacombs of some human town
- The Ruthlesness of Craziness: goblin group
- The Fragrant Group: human group
Post by: scrdest on July 17, 2014, 02:56:51 am
The Lake of Wine.
Lot of elf sites around it, too.
Well, wouldn't YOU settle around a lake of wine?
Post by: Kamamura on July 17, 2014, 05:48:17 am
Bandit groups called Romantic Colors and Climatic Councils.
Post by: nasobema on July 20, 2014, 05:05:12 am
Only when checking the inventory did I realize that there might be another explanation for the tears:
On both her eyes there was a
Code: [Select]
coating of Tikes Onioncover the Merged Honesty of Sadness's human tears:'( :'( :'(
Apparently she's either a poet or a cook...
Post by: Zavvnao on July 20, 2014, 05:11:33 pm
Post by: Detonate on July 20, 2014, 07:08:50 pm
Post by: Dyrxaend on July 20, 2014, 11:57:08 pm
Tacnu Ghostfate the Shadow of Death.
Post by: Steele on July 25, 2014, 02:46:05 pm
Every now and then I'll create an adventurer just for laughs, giving it the most ridiculous sounding name I could think of at the time.
I've wondered what they'd sound like spoken with a straight face.
Well now I know, and I'm about to die of laughter.
https://www.acapela-group.com/demos/
Post by: Saram-61-97-kon on July 25, 2014, 06:21:47 pm
In a time before time, the chocolate monster Mato Ashburial the Curse of Thieves became the master of The Horror of Dusk
Post by: Edmus on July 25, 2014, 06:29:09 pm
I was playing on my laptop and someone looked onto my screen, pointed it out and we burst into hysterics.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 26, 2014, 05:20:42 pm
A human civ known as The Union of Fondling.
I was playing on my laptop and someone looked onto my screen, pointed it out and we burst into hysterics.
Been there, except mine was an elven civ called "The Immoral Glove".
Post by: Epthelyn on July 27, 2014, 03:13:59 pm
The message:
(http://i.imgur.com/oHTrzRH.png)
The fact that I got Society of Death is, in itself, more satisfying than funny, but Disembowlment of Cheeses... :D
Post by: Untelligent on July 27, 2014, 06:21:02 pm
Regions and things:
The Hill of Amazing
The Desert of Amazing
The Swamp of Amazing
The Creepy Hills
The Fancy Swamp
The Hill of Skunks
Books:
The Mountain Halls and Other Travesties
Never Underestimate the DwarfErrors in the Dwarves
Blowing Dwarf
Civs/Entities:
The Buff Jaw
The Unholy Spiders
The National Spoons, a human bandit gang
The Creamy Council
Post by: EinsteinSatDown on July 28, 2014, 02:29:25 pm
What a strange name. Kiss-Council?
A king perhaps, advised by his harlem?
No wonder the necromancers of The Heliotrope Fires struck these fools down.
Their capital?
Honeydaimond.
A more frolicky civilization I have not yet encountered.
Post by: mastahcheese on July 28, 2014, 03:42:46 pm
I think I will be staying here a while.
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on July 28, 2014, 04:33:57 pm
Just why RNG.
Post by: mastahcheese on July 28, 2014, 04:36:21 pm
Cactusfondled.Please tell me that it's nowhere near a desert.
Just why RNG.
Glacier, preferably.
Post by: Andux on July 29, 2014, 05:49:01 pm
What a strange name. Kiss-Council?
A king perhaps, advised by his harlem?
advised by his harlem?
(http://i62.tinypic.com/mviuth.jpg)
Post by: Bumber on July 30, 2014, 12:37:24 am
What a strange name. Kiss-Council?
A king perhaps, advised by his harlem?advised by his harlem?
(http://i62.tinypic.com/mviuth.jpg)
(http://media.livenationinternational.com/lincsmedia/Media/n/r/m/56dce1f7-010e-489b-a2ad-df2143858308.jpg)
Also relevant. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1bu4HUAMs)
Post by: Dampe on July 30, 2014, 04:51:16 pm
He would singlehandedly
Post by: §k on July 30, 2014, 08:53:56 pm
Post by: Spehss _ on July 30, 2014, 09:39:47 pm
Also an elven civ named The Granite Bride and a human group named The Whiskered Alliance. Dwarven wannabes.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on July 31, 2014, 02:40:04 am
Post by: Loam on July 31, 2014, 01:47:21 pm
Post by: 99Hedgehog on August 01, 2014, 08:45:28 pm
A forgotten beast titled "the Bolt of Incineration."
That's actually pretty badass.
My current adventurer's name is Thola Martyrclimates the Incinerated Plan of Suns. He is an ardent worshipper of Kuppo, the God of Light.
He's pretty badass.
Post by: Spehss _ on August 02, 2014, 06:41:24 pm
...and immediately after checking out legends I found this gem, a dark fortress named "Blacksmith". Yes. Blacksmith.
Post by: BlackFlyme on August 04, 2014, 05:35:08 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 05, 2014, 12:20:34 am
"the deity Baktur the Spittle of Shores (boundaries, lust, depravity)". It is the god of sexual frustration.
EDIT:
Ok, here's a good one: the deity Yarare the Yam of Jesting (family, pregnancy, creation).
Post by: Cyroth on August 05, 2014, 12:57:53 pm
If it does not start with the words "What is a Human?" I'll be seriously disappointed.
Also the human civ "Kingdom of Messiahs" has a god called "Wom the Hero of Bats", which I think is awesome.
Post by: Zarathustra30 on August 06, 2014, 06:10:25 pm
Post by: Spehss _ on August 11, 2014, 11:17:16 am
Post by: Bumber on August 11, 2014, 04:17:31 pm
Found a mountain range called the Finger of Kindness.At least it wasn't of rudeness.
The Finger of Rudeness was a statue of a bird in yew. It was offered to the elves in the Spring of 105. The dwarves are laughing. The elves are angry.
Post by: williamthethird on August 11, 2014, 06:07:16 pm
Post by: Enemy post on August 12, 2014, 04:49:48 pm
Some names:
The Americas are The Virtuous Continents.
Europe, Asia, and Africa are lumped together as The Spotted Land.
Australia is The Beige Continent.
Antarctica is the is The Tressed Continent.
The UK is The Torrid Island.
Iceland is The land of Praises.
New Zealand is The Land of Air.
Japan is The Icy Land.
The Sahara is The Problematic Dunes.
Madagascar is The Land of Riders.
Cuba is The Virtuous Land.
Korea is The Split Jungles.
Post by: Insanity X on August 15, 2014, 06:21:11 pm
i then claimed it
guess who has his own personal sex dungeon
Post by: Vorox on August 16, 2014, 01:57:32 pm
Post by: XArgon on August 17, 2014, 10:50:38 am
Got some funny civ names.
The Lobster of Listening, a civilization of vigilant elves.
The Caverns of Fur. Goblins, naturally. Yay for troll fur loincloths!
Post by: draeath on August 26, 2014, 09:12:47 am
Post by: Tawa on August 26, 2014, 09:52:50 am
Funk [world], brother!
Post by: King Kravoka on August 27, 2014, 01:16:56 am
Post by: Redzephyr01 on August 27, 2014, 09:06:48 pm
Post by: Mr. Unobvious on August 28, 2014, 05:25:23 pm
Post by: Spish on August 28, 2014, 11:45:24 pm
The Lobster of Listening, a civilization of vigilant elves.That reminds me of an Elf civ in one of my games, that called itself "The Mirthful Lizard-Crab"
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 30, 2014, 05:19:41 pm
The Lobster of Listening, a civilization of vigilant elves.That reminds me of an Elf civ in one of my games, that called itself "The Mirthful Lizard-Crab"
This is now a thing
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Post by: dillonsup on August 31, 2014, 12:22:42 am
I Guess he was Eletricified
Post by: flabort on August 31, 2014, 12:34:34 am
This is now a thingAwesome. That reminds me of Bhu's make-a-critter DnD3.5 homebrew request thread. Good times.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It also reminds me I need to get a scanner hooked up to my computer.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 31, 2014, 10:29:30 am
This is now a thingAwesome. That reminds me of Bhu's make-a-critter DnD3.5 homebrew request thread. Good times.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
It also reminds me I need to get a scanner hooked up to my computer.
Ha, that was done on a post it note at work, and taken on my phone XD. Post it art is the best.
Post by: Andux on August 31, 2014, 04:09:37 pm
This is now a thingThis is what post-apocalyptic England will have instead of deathclaws; you'll be strolling along the Thames (keeping a wary eye out for any of the vicious mutant corgis that lair in the ruins of Westminster) and suddenly one of these guys will pop out of the irradiated wreckage of a haberdashery to offer you tea and scones. :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Steele on September 01, 2014, 01:02:55 am
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Dear God.
This was made all the worse when I looked up the translation for fafire.. spurt.
Post by: gyerfry on September 01, 2014, 12:45:30 pm
(http://i.gyazo.com/fa7a2a68c5c83db1beff6b02e78eff28.png)
Post by: Zan Oltaridor on September 06, 2014, 01:42:48 pm
Not sure if it counts, but the random name generator gave my adventurer this:
(http://i.gyazo.com/fa7a2a68c5c83db1beff6b02e78eff28.png)
By the way, Tod means Dead in German :D Dead Muffinjoke. Its like an overused insider joke in your fort :D
Post by: TheFlame52 on September 06, 2014, 04:01:47 pm
Post by: HypoHelmet on September 08, 2014, 01:05:59 am
Post by: Illogical_Blox on September 08, 2014, 02:27:43 pm
Post by: HypoHelmet on September 09, 2014, 12:43:26 am
Post by: hops on September 09, 2014, 12:46:35 am
I've recently encountered people named Kajeth Lungowner and Len Stabcloaks, and settlements such as Nightshade and Luckycharms. I swear I was not responsible for any of these.Stabcloaks sounds pretty Terry Pratchett.
Post by: Antsan on September 10, 2014, 08:38:20 am
Not sure if it counts, but the random name generator gave my adventurer this:
(http://i.gyazo.com/fa7a2a68c5c83db1beff6b02e78eff28.png)
By the way, Tod means Dead in German :D Dead Muffinjoke. Its like an overused insider joke in your fort :D
No, 'tot' means dead. Do you speak a different dialect?"tot" means "dead", "Tod" means "death". No dialect involved, only a standard orthographic mixup.
Post by: Spehss _ on September 14, 2014, 06:01:56 pm
Post by: Paaaad on September 20, 2014, 10:31:46 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on September 21, 2014, 02:03:59 pm
The Soaked Desert. ...What?It's your responsibility as overseer to make it the Blood-Soaked Desert.
Post by: flabort on September 21, 2014, 02:11:48 pm
The Soaked Desert. ...What?No rain, whatsoever, makes it a desert. But the way that water rises from the ground all over, making it sort of a muddy bog, makes it soaked.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on September 21, 2014, 11:12:13 pm
Weakenedhammers, a fortress.
The Accidental Hills. - I imagine a giant walking across a flat plain, looking back and seeing hills.
Post by: SaberToothTiger on September 22, 2014, 04:52:02 am
Post by: Saiko Kila on September 23, 2014, 05:11:29 am
And my companion is named "Shootdoor", probably after her shooting skills.
Also I've met an elf named "Blowhorn", but didn't get intimate to check it out.
Post by: pisskop on September 25, 2014, 09:05:18 am
inevi Satinmoth the Tenebrous King of Circumstance
lol
Post by: Saiko Kila on September 25, 2014, 12:33:12 pm
Post by: Insanegame27 on September 26, 2014, 07:45:55 am
Post by: Slambert on September 26, 2014, 02:21:04 pm
Post by: RadonPlasma on September 27, 2014, 12:04:51 am
"What happens in Drunkenprank
Post by: Insanegame27 on September 27, 2014, 12:47:31 am
I recently saw a Human hamlet named Drunkenprank. I can just see their tourism board slogan:
"What happens in Drunkenprank, stays in DrunkenprankWAS JUST A JOKE OKAY GEEZ GET OVER YOURSELF"
Urist: what town are we in now Tod?
Tod: Some place called, gee I dunno Urist. I think it has the word prank in it.
BOOM
Urist: what was that!?
Tod: either a fart bomb, or the goblins finally invented seige engines 5 million 4 hundred thousand and 14 dwarfverses after we did it
Both: Huzzah!
Post by: Zavvnao on October 05, 2014, 12:22:03 am
I recently saw a Human hamlet named Drunkenprank. I can just see their tourism board slogan:
"What happens in Drunkenprank, stays in DrunkenprankWAS JUST A JOKE OKAY GEEZ GET OVER YOURSELF"
I once adventured in a human hamlet called "Aleskeg".
Post by: §k on October 05, 2014, 12:49:55 am
Its title is "the unremarkable minion of slugs".
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 05, 2014, 01:08:39 am
Post by: Arcvasti on October 05, 2014, 01:10:07 am
AgedInfants... Okay. So people?
Nonono, aged as in FERMENTED. Like babywine.
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 05, 2014, 01:11:46 am
AgedInfants... Okay. So people?
Nonono, aged as in FERMENTED. Like babywine.
Thanks... Now I have a vision of infants being tossed into a barrel, with the vintner straining out diapers when he bottles the "whining wine".
Post by: Sylveadiff on October 07, 2014, 08:53:37 pm
Post by: pisskop on October 07, 2014, 08:55:43 pm
Post by: Sylveadiff on October 07, 2014, 09:09:33 pm
Post by: BeesAreWatching on October 12, 2014, 03:46:36 pm
Post by: cyberTripping on October 13, 2014, 08:46:15 pm
The Rough Princess
Oh my.
Post by: pisskop on October 13, 2014, 08:50:13 pm
Do characters choose their own name? I imagine not seeing as non-speaking characters get names too, but if he did it would clearly be a sign.The Rough Princess
Oh my.
Post by: Paaaad on October 13, 2014, 09:16:13 pm
Here's hoping the gender matches. :PDo characters choose their own name? I imagine not seeing as non-speaking characters get names too, but if he did it would clearly be a sign.The Rough Princess
Oh my.
Post by: StagnantSoul on October 13, 2014, 11:41:12 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on October 14, 2014, 07:00:18 am
The Blazing Glaciers.420 freeze it
Post by: tonnot98 on October 17, 2014, 05:01:31 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on October 19, 2014, 02:34:22 am
420 mindswap itThe Blazing Glaciers.420 freeze it
Post by: DrKillPatient on October 26, 2014, 12:03:50 am
Cubra Warulade, Axeman: The army of Kemus Searattics is marching on Nutsballs!
Post by: NoobKid on October 26, 2014, 07:37:02 am
EDIT: Dik Rockballs
Post by: Fluffernutter on October 26, 2014, 08:11:41 am
Post by: Spehss _ on October 26, 2014, 06:18:38 pm
Fubag aided two demons in ascending to the overworld over the course of the two years of the worldgen, so that the world might bathe in misery forever and so that the acts of torture would be committed, respectively. Guess she'll raise one more demon to kill itself for her.
Post by: Arcvasti on October 26, 2014, 11:47:38 pm
I had a civ calling itself the Mechanical Knife Tornado.
The real question is.
Can it cut a tomato?
Post by: Quartz_Mace on November 04, 2014, 11:39:53 am
Post by: Loam on November 04, 2014, 06:13:58 pm
The Frost of Melting
The Howl-Desert of Echoing
The Red Hill of Libraries
and The Dune of Virtue, which is right next to the Steppe of Quandaries.
Post by: Insanity X on November 04, 2014, 06:59:52 pm
i was gonna randomize my group name, but that gem was the one i started with
Post by: UnicodingUnicorn on November 04, 2014, 08:40:24 pm
Post by: Mustard Elemental on November 09, 2014, 07:45:48 am
Post by: Socrates1337 on November 09, 2014, 11:31:05 pm
Post by: Loam on November 11, 2014, 06:42:17 pm
Post by: Insanity X on November 12, 2014, 08:54:58 pm
I found a town called Waxywets, with a sewer or dungeon named Shamehole.Both of those were my highschool nicknames
Post by: Jebediah` on November 13, 2014, 01:28:51 am
Post by: jax3639 on November 16, 2014, 01:00:36 am
but I came across two things with names that were awesome
when making my adventurer I saw one of the gods I could worship was
"Enigma the Shadows of Night" a goddess of the night and dreams
and that same adventurer would fight a night troll called
"Urnfates the Ghosts of Death"
and I would like to point out that both "The Shadows of Night" and "The Ghosts of Death" make amazing band names
Post by: Spehss _ on November 16, 2014, 02:04:21 am
and I would like to point out that both "The Shadows of Night" and "The Ghosts of Death" make amazing band names"You're listening to 'The Ghosts of Death of the Shadows of Night' with their new hit single 'Battle of Ten Thousand Orcs Screaming in Silence for Buckets of Blood' only on 133.7 POWR, your radio station for all things power metal."
Post by: tonnot98 on November 16, 2014, 09:57:32 am
Post by: tonnot98 on November 28, 2014, 04:39:58 pm
Group name: The Fence of Fists
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 28, 2014, 05:12:53 pm
Fortress name: GatekeepersThat's not funny, that's awesome.
Group name: The Fence of Fists
Post by: Blade312 on November 28, 2014, 06:11:15 pm
Post by: Ziusudra on November 28, 2014, 06:30:42 pm
Quote
Uvash Idenlimul, champion: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe. The Tenacious Nuts is in The Hill of Luxury. Seek this place if you hunt Ongox the giant.
You: Can you tell me the way to The Tenacious Nuts?
Uvash Idenlimul, champion: The Tenacious Nuts is nearly a day's travel to the south. [You receive a detailed description.]
Post by: Sir_Carealot on November 28, 2014, 06:50:13 pm
Post by: Geldrin on November 28, 2014, 07:25:06 pm
They have my ultimate respect. :D
Post by: Kamamura on November 28, 2014, 10:08:01 pm
Elven civ called "Climatic Councils"
Post by: morhavoc on December 03, 2014, 04:18:42 pm
And yes, all squads wore leather and wielded whatever whips I could get my hands on.
Post by: Bumber on December 04, 2014, 03:34:41 am
Speaking of lairs:Were you traumatized by this 'detailed' description? Did he draw you a picture?QuoteUvash Idenlimul, champion: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe. The Tenacious Nuts is in The Hill of Luxury. Seek this place if you hunt Ongox the giant.
You: Can you tell me the way to The Tenacious Nuts?
Uvash Idenlimul, champion: The Tenacious Nuts is nearly a day's travel to the south. [You receive a detailed description.]
Post by: Proudnerd on December 05, 2014, 08:41:02 am
Eep. I changed he to a she after that. Now she sounds like some kind of men hating jilted lover.
Found a crossbow companion traveled half a day to the north found a dwarf fort got sick of walking down the long long staircase and jumped off it into space instead. Fell a bunch of z levels and exploded on contact with the floor. Didn't fight or do anything else. Divine parentage indeed.
Post by: WhitleyTheMountain on December 08, 2014, 09:22:02 am
A book entitled The Secret of the Book After the End in the Time of My Ancestors. The single longest title ever. It's also a book about a book about a book about a book.
I was scrolling through important figures and I came across a goblin called Smallvile. I should be on the lookout for the goblin town of Superman.
A civilization called the Bunches of Shame.
Another civilization called the Blue Orange. I don't think they get color.
An island called the Friendly Island. Unfortunately, the only land on it was The Waning Plane of Violence. It sends mixed messages.
Another book entitled Start Your Day with Extinction.
Post by: Bumber on December 10, 2014, 02:57:31 am
Another book entitled Start Your Day with Extinction.Must be the next book in the series after Start Your Day with Death.
Post by: Wimopy on December 16, 2014, 03:05:20 pm
Another civilization called the Blue Orange. I don't think they get color.
I have an idea. Maybe they do get colour and the town was orignally going to be called Grey. They just realised it would be bland, so they went with two colours that can be mixed to get grey.
Sheesh, I'm thinking too much today.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 17, 2014, 01:34:49 am
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on December 19, 2014, 05:10:54 pm
Engraved on the wall is a well-designed image of a dwarf by Imush Stakudthad.
Morusbumal, "The Uncommon Worries"
Engraved on the floor is a finely-designed image of Zaneg Flashedwheeled the dwarf and large roaches by Imush Stakudthad. Zaneg is surrounded by the large roaches.
(Right next to it: Shungmag Istlig, "The Disgust of Critters." Not related in subject matter, but funny.)
Gothum Avush, "The Bottom of Infection"
Engraved on the floor is a finely-designed image of backpacks by Imush Stakudthad.
Akestreksas, "The Dominant Sin"
Engraved on the floor is a finely-designed image of The Dwarves: Principles And Practice the water buffalo bone-bound book by Imush Stakudthad.
That last one sounds like "On the Nature of Dwarves." Is Imush saying that dwarves are sinful, or that studying them is?
Post by: ZM5 on December 20, 2014, 11:41:00 am
Also had a town called Freepants.
Post by: Corinthian on December 22, 2014, 03:43:50 am
Also, not a funny name but more an utterly incomprehensible one (which came from a language I added so it doesn't count): (http://i.imgur.com/rtNiV4P.png)
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on December 22, 2014, 10:46:06 am
Engraved on the floor is a well-designed image of My Friend The Book the blue peafowl leather-bound book by Imush Stakudthad.
Books are my friends, too.
Post by: DG on December 23, 2014, 11:03:41 pm
Post by: Adragis on December 24, 2014, 10:26:52 am
The title? Moist Human.
Post by: bahihs on December 24, 2014, 11:53:04 am
A book of the secrets of life and death. The writing style is completely serious. The book is 494 pages long.
The title? Moist Human.
It...its a cookbook!
Post by: Adragis on December 24, 2014, 01:08:32 pm
I struggle to drag my imagination away from that one.
Post by: xaritscin on December 27, 2014, 10:36:46 pm
Post by: Adragis on December 29, 2014, 08:42:53 am
Post by: Bumber on December 29, 2014, 09:59:12 am
One of my characters gained the title 'The Fresh Prince of Love'I went on one little date and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Rithzafal!"
Rithzafal = Bellair
Post by: Borge on December 30, 2014, 12:16:48 am
(http://i.gyazo.com/7ed4b61cc0d9907595565e73b1e38b2e.png)
Post by: Adragis on December 30, 2014, 08:17:07 am
My glorious hero. Time to geld some Goblins.And on that day, the goblins knew fear.
(http://i.gyazo.com/7ed4b61cc0d9907595565e73b1e38b2e.png)
Post by: G3Kappa on January 04, 2015, 12:06:53 am
(http://puu.sh/e2S7X/5a35853095.png)
Post by: Kaljapelto on January 08, 2015, 05:16:42 am
He got the title "The Abyss of Tarnishes"
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 08, 2015, 03:51:32 pm
with a town called Armokun, in human. Seems like they're even more dwarfy than dwarves.
Post by: tonnot98 on January 08, 2015, 08:21:22 pm
Group name: The Entangled Gear
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 09, 2015, 06:40:08 pm
Post by: Paaaad on January 09, 2015, 06:52:49 pm
Edit: Or was it Crushedorgans? One of those.
Edit 2: Aba Organcrushed.
Post by: tonnot98 on January 09, 2015, 07:26:35 pm
The Mountain of Groovinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a4zlruZbEk
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 09, 2015, 07:32:03 pm
Post by: BodyGripper on January 10, 2015, 01:25:00 am
Post by: ShutUpWesley on January 10, 2015, 06:13:00 pm
The army of elf corpses re-established the evilness for me after they killed a good dozen travellers and companions.
Post by: tonnot98 on January 12, 2015, 04:46:51 pm
The human diplomat told me about a place called Neopelts.So.
DAMN.
CLOSE.
Post by: FallenAngel on January 12, 2015, 08:20:41 pm
The "man bride" is the hilarious part.
Can't you just say groom, or bridegroom?
Post by: Loam on January 12, 2015, 09:52:02 pm
Even better, in legends they're sometimes called "female man bride of shadow."
Post by: Iapetus on January 13, 2015, 07:17:37 pm
Post by: FallenAngel on January 13, 2015, 08:15:25 pm
No joke.
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 13, 2015, 10:02:40 pm
One of the members of my party's first name is "Loli".*insert lenny face here*
No joke.
Post by: tonnot98 on January 15, 2015, 10:30:10 am
Did I do it right?One of the members of my party's first name is "Loli".( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No joke.
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 15, 2015, 10:36:37 am
Almost.Did I do it right?One of the members of my party's first name is "Loli".( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No joke.
Post by: Paaaad on February 01, 2015, 10:00:57 pm
Post by: Adragis on February 03, 2015, 02:32:07 am
In the same world, the ocean was called 'the Wet Waters'
Post by: Tawa on February 08, 2015, 02:04:30 pm
A god of chastity, I assume.
Post by: GuesssWho on February 09, 2015, 05:55:59 pm
. . . oh, and our group is The Work of Squids. Wut.
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 12, 2015, 09:43:29 am
He got in a fight with a human once and my bone carver is obsessed with him.
Post by: Spehss _ on February 12, 2015, 03:25:36 pm
Post by: Loam on February 12, 2015, 11:38:31 pm
Choose Happiness (the writing is completely serious)
Better Expiration
To Extinction and Glory!
Ugly Gisep Whiskedroads (written by Gisep Whiskedroads)
Post by: Adragis on February 14, 2015, 05:05:15 am
'The Armored Armor'
Post by: klefenz on February 18, 2015, 09:45:56 am
"The dwarf and the Snot" an autobiography, the writing has a very serious tone and is full of force.
"Give me the book" the writing is clear evidence of a compassionate being.
"The art of Death" the writing is clear evidence of a compassionate being, sadly it does not contain the secrets of life and death.
Post by: Urist Sonuvagimli on February 20, 2015, 10:26:37 pm
"...He is an ardent worshipper of Daslut. Daslut was a goddess associated with nights and lust."
Might be the only case of official fanservice in game so far.
Post by: Marya Clare on February 27, 2015, 07:03:21 pm
Post by: Spehss _ on March 12, 2015, 10:36:33 pm
second dwarf in my embark party is named Stakud Pinklabors. I don't know what to say about that.
Post by: Arcvasti on March 12, 2015, 11:44:37 pm
first dwarf in my embark party is named Mafol Mountainhide. Pretty badass.
How is hiding in mountains badass? :P
Post by: Spehss _ on March 13, 2015, 12:07:45 am
...i was interpreting that as hide==skin as in "he's got hide as thick as a mountain". Buuuuut whatever. Just burst the bubble, that's fine.first dwarf in my embark party is named Mafol Mountainhide. Pretty badass.
How is hiding in mountains badass? :P
On thread topic, another dwarf is named Urist Planklover. Yeah.
Post by: Bumber on March 13, 2015, 01:24:32 am
On thread topic, another dwarf is named Urist Planklover. Yeah.
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv172/Bumber2009/Dwarf%20Fortress/plank.jpg)
Post by: Adragis on March 14, 2015, 04:09:48 pm
Post by: Loam on March 16, 2015, 09:49:28 pm
Post by: BlackFlyme on March 16, 2015, 09:51:03 pm
Post by: StagnantSoul on March 16, 2015, 09:57:05 pm
Post by: Paaaad on March 17, 2015, 07:47:41 pm
Post by: Proudnerd on March 22, 2015, 07:10:17 pm
(http://img.ie/05b18.png)
This pretty much speaks for itself.
This has to be one of my favorites in the thread. Simple but so fitting.
Post by: Noblaum on March 24, 2015, 02:35:30 am
Don't have the saves anymore, but I vividly remember one absurdly goblin-tainted dark world had a bunch of human bandit gangs roaming around. Just about every single one I came across was named something like "The Lovely Kisses" led by fearsome warriors with names like "Ekul Righteoushugs". Pretty much every one I saw was named something along those lines, which was hilarious because they'd be the ones doing the most murdering. I somewhat ironically nicknamed the valley where they all lived Happyville.
More recently (as in, this is for sure the name) there was a Necromancer Tower, the terrifyingly named Playedcaves.
As an aside, it contains roughly 75% of that world's written works, and roughly 90% of those are by one necromancer writing "stunningly" self-indulgent autobiographies and another writing scathing essays on the former, while another wrote a book entitled "Playedcaves: My Only Mistake" so I can only assume it's about the name.
Also in that world, the fittingly-named god of fame and rumors: Gisur LEGENDBRAINS. It is a fitting name, but just imagine having disciples who call you that in prayer each day.
Meanwhile, a vampiress named Icen Pumpkinstrapped went on a "rampage", eating an entire two people and wounding one.
Icen Pumpkinstrapped was also linked to a few battles through direct fighting and people she'd eaten; she fought in the epically-named War of Lances in the less-so Outrageous Battle. During which she killed an elf who had fought in the Disemboweled Clashes, a separate war called the Conflict of Disembowelment, and the Outrageous Attack in the (descriptive) Violent War.
The elf who eventually killed her has a long list of stupid battles; the Battles of Murder, the Outrageous Assault (another one), the Squeezing Onslaught, the Outrageous Onslaught (yet again), and many more. Some of the best include the Violent Siege, the Outrageous Assaults (plural), the Assault of Ransacking, the Assault of Murder, and the (my favorite) War of Sharks.
The best part is, reading the logs for all the battles, they were all epic and massive-scale involving Dwarves, Elves, Goblins, and Humans all making daring land-rushes and killing and dying by the hundreds for their doomed civilizations, and still they come up with names like "the Violent Siege" (where 640 combatants died horribly). Along with one Dwarf named Bootbites, formerly of the Hoary Oar of Portentous Sacks.
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 24, 2015, 04:40:17 am
Post by: Noblaum on March 25, 2015, 01:09:59 am
Speaking of the scary animals with pointy teeth, just found a forgotten beast named Badnightmares. That's definitely not a name you want to deal with if you intend on sleeping normally.
Cos, y'know, nightmares and all that jazz. Descriptive anyway.
Post by: Vuohijumala on March 27, 2015, 10:56:56 am
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 27, 2015, 09:54:04 pm
Post by: Loam on March 29, 2015, 05:24:59 pm
Ora Problemsmashes
Obri Teethimpaled
Sohig Clobberprowled the Dabbling Scholar
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 30, 2015, 06:53:46 am
The Forest Retreat of Punchsister.
Post by: Magnumcannon on March 30, 2015, 06:05:10 pm
Post by: Dampe on March 30, 2015, 06:32:08 pm
I once found a terryfing hill named "Hill of Suckers"
Speaking of hills, my current adventurer has made their home in the Hill of Beer, the mead hall of a village whose residents were all killed by a titan, apparently.
Post by: Adragis on March 31, 2015, 11:57:53 am
Post by: Uzu Bash on March 31, 2015, 05:56:47 pm
Post by: Dampe on March 31, 2015, 06:07:37 pm
By the way, the word "Thomo" in Human translates to "Water."
XD
Post by: SaD-82 on March 31, 2015, 07:05:44 pm
The Hole of Meanness.
The Holes of Mobbing.
Sounds like if there is a Junior High School in that area...
Post by: NJW2000 on April 01, 2015, 05:05:17 pm
He was my companion.
Random name, not my idea.
He died, eventually, when I attacked the worng band of criminals (they were respected locally) in th catacombs... legends told me I should have been looking for mole men in sewers...he turned on me, and I was too strong not to kill him.
Not very immortal, and more of his own person than a companion, really. He killed a bandit leader, a vampire law-giver and an ettin.
Sad story.
Post by: Mrandom on April 01, 2015, 05:35:06 pm
I really don't know if he likes truth/rumor.
Post by: SaD-82 on April 04, 2015, 07:50:24 pm
How fitting.
Post by: Lalasa on April 04, 2015, 08:07:17 pm
One of the companions for my adventurer was named Cil Spongeward. I couldn't help but imagine a Spongebob and Squidward cross, and that made me laugh.
I had some other decently good ones in my current world but I forgot to write them down.
Post by: Splint on April 04, 2015, 08:22:32 pm
Post by: SaD-82 on April 05, 2015, 06:09:10 pm
After I jumped at him he didn't only whisper like a butterfly but he could fly like one, too.
Post by: NJW2000 on April 07, 2015, 01:36:43 pm
Post by: DreamCarver on April 08, 2015, 04:40:44 pm
Post by: branmuffincat on April 10, 2015, 03:28:53 am
Post by: Uzu Bash on April 10, 2015, 02:38:17 pm
The Luxurious Pits
Rubsoapy
Violencebreakfasts
Post by: ZM5 on April 13, 2015, 01:25:30 pm
The Secret of the Secret (the writing is quite touching yet it is very rigid)
Phlegmsnots the Putrid Starvation (mica slab)
(the following are results of modding in new titles, so I don't know if they entirely count)
Storage and the Storage of Storage (concerns the storing of a book by a necromancer)
The Legend of the Magma Giant: Monkeys of Starvation (the writing is quite florid)
A Swine Named Sodel Gearedmoral (...written by Sodel Gearedmoral)
The Human: Finding the Symmetric Bottoms (the writing is quite self indulgent and cluttered with clumsy double-entendre's)
For some non-book names, one of my worlds once had a hydra named Mifuya Gleamrapid the Massive Dung.
The same world had a mead hall named the Blunt Balls. Another world had a region called the Hairy Dungs.
Apparently my personal RNG is quite fond of really disgusting or dirty names for things.
Post by: Eric Blank on April 13, 2015, 07:35:43 pm
I did find some lovely symmetric bottoms recently. Being human is a perverted business.
Post by: Uzu Bash on April 14, 2015, 06:48:20 am
Post by: ZM5 on April 14, 2015, 11:18:48 am
The RNG is always dirty. There's also the factor of specific cases looking for words from specific symbol definitions, which may be word groups that are nothing but verbal filth. Megabeasts like minotaurs have a good chance of being called dung, for instance.Huh, I thought symbols were only used for civs. The more you know.
I did find some lovely symmetric bottoms recently. Being human is a perverted business.I do appreciate some symmetric bottoms as well. Though TBH I've yet to see any asymmetrical ones.
Maybe it's not the RNG, but your perception that's perverted. Is a name like 'Touchedroots' really that smutty?I don't think it's just my perception when the RNG generates a lust goddess with the name Daslut, or a human female lasher whose last name in the human language is Analho (not making this up).
Anyway, my latest world has a dragon named Ertal Parchedflames the Hot Fire. Talk about redundant...
Post by: Uzu Bash on April 14, 2015, 11:48:18 am
I do appreciate some symmetric bottoms as well. Though TBH I've yet to see any asymmetrical ones.I haven't either, but I may not have studied them all closely enough. You can never be too certain. Kind of like breasts, women always say that they're slightly asymmetrical, but you have to give them an exhaustive examination before you can notice any difference. And even if you can't, that's no reason to stop examining.
Post by: Sharpoint on April 14, 2015, 01:51:33 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on April 14, 2015, 01:55:40 pm
Partial correction on creature names: creatures have spheres, not symbols, associated with them. The spheres determine words that will end up in names, such as dragons possessing "fire" and "wealth" which gives you names like Arkus Gildeddiamonds the Wealth of Ashes.
Post by: Sharpoint on April 15, 2015, 03:16:18 pm
Post by: Bumber on April 15, 2015, 09:56:31 pm
Manually assigned this one, but it's possible to get.
Post by: ZM5 on April 16, 2015, 01:20:20 pm
Clodrelease: Funerals and Gory Solutions (the writing is clear evidence of a compassionate being and contains practical advice on dealing with nobles)
Pregnancycraft III: Reign of Bandit (it concerns the necromancer Anon Archeyes)
The Definitive Magma (the writing shows a hint of tenderness)
The Girls of Stagshil Summitboarded (the writing is depressing and most of the pages are stuck together)
Lord of the Pants: Twin Groove (the writing is very compassionate and contains detailed instructions on various dance moves)
Stinthad Shipgleam and Other Travesties (authored by Stinthad Shipgleam)
This may not be that funny, but I though it kinda cool that one world gen'd 2 books with the matching titles of 101 Ways to Improve Your Vice and 101 Ways To Improve Your Virtue.
Now I have this mental image of necromancers being punks belonging either to the Straight Edge or the Bent Edge subculture.
Non-books:
The Fellowship of Stroking (criminal organization)
Vulgarholes (cave)
Killhells (cave)
Menhair (town)
Barship (fortress, maybe not THAT funny but I feel it's really appropriate)
Deadhag the Lustful Stench (gluttony megabeast)
Post by: NJW2000 on April 16, 2015, 04:12:19 pm
Post by: Paaaad on April 16, 2015, 04:22:39 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on April 16, 2015, 04:42:13 pm
Post by: ZM5 on April 17, 2015, 09:47:33 am
Can't mod in new book descriptions, though, the ones I posted like the one about dancing or the pages being stuck together are just for fun.
Post by: Adragis on April 17, 2015, 10:09:56 am
Fairly accurate tbh.
Post by: skyte100 on April 18, 2015, 01:01:50 pm
Right next to it. "The Human and the Fondled Bear". The writing is depressing.
Post by: adseaghtrnjty on April 25, 2015, 03:08:27 am
50% will be disgusted and the other 50% will be aroused.
Post by: Adragis on April 25, 2015, 03:19:57 am
Post by: flabort on April 26, 2015, 01:18:19 pm
Right next to it. "The Human and the Fondled Bear". The writing is depressing.
What the hell is wrong with you, Canada? (http://imgur.com/gallery/uf3YE)
Post by: ZM5 on April 26, 2015, 06:05:40 pm
What the hell is wrong with you, Canada? (http://imgur.com/gallery/uf3YE)
Jesus, it's bad enough crap like this or 50 Shades of Grey are bestsellers...but a friggin literary award?
Post by: Bumber on April 26, 2015, 06:56:18 pm
Post by: Arcvasti on April 26, 2015, 11:35:53 pm
Right next to it. "The Human and the Fondled Bear". The writing is depressing.What the hell is wrong with you, Canada? (http://imgur.com/gallery/uf3YE)
DAMMIT I WAS GOING TO POST THAT
/me resigns himself to being ninjaed.
Post by: Uzu Bash on April 29, 2015, 03:24:14 pm
Post by: ZM5 on May 12, 2015, 06:52:15 am
Not that funny, but "Practicecavern" and "Bravecave" could give a newbie adventurer the wrong idea about their difficulty levels.
Heh, those really do sound like low level dungeons from some stereotypical RPG.
On the opposite site of that, I recently found a lair called "Certaindie". Very encouraging.
Post by: Klisz on May 16, 2015, 06:31:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/d56IScp.png)
Post by: Corona688 on May 17, 2015, 12:26:29 am
Post by: Bumber on May 17, 2015, 06:01:06 am
Better to be bored by a boat than murdered by one.It's board, not boat.
Post by: Corona688 on May 17, 2015, 12:43:36 pm
Post by: Bumber on May 18, 2015, 01:09:53 am
Better to be board by a bored rather than murdered by one.Eh, close enough.
Post by: Kishmond on May 19, 2015, 06:30:40 pm
Post by: pisskop on May 20, 2015, 09:39:20 pm
Post by: cdru on May 24, 2015, 08:20:16 am
Post by: Klisz on May 24, 2015, 07:50:16 pm
Post by: ZM5 on May 25, 2015, 04:46:02 am
Post by: Wimopy on May 29, 2015, 03:30:26 am
Also, yeah, people who live 'in Tombstone' generally don't venture far from home.
Post by: Bumber on May 29, 2015, 06:16:35 pm
It even has a spice of irony with the Tombstone - god of consolation matchup.The town too tough to
Also, yeah, people who live 'in Tombstone' generally don't venture far from home.
Post by: DG on May 30, 2015, 03:11:33 am
Their industry is based mainly on tourism.
And some mighty fine punning from the dwarves:
(http://i.imgur.com/DX082bA.png)
Post by: Eric Blank on May 31, 2015, 11:42:52 pm
Post by: AgentNos on June 01, 2015, 09:43:15 am
Ah, yes, I was hoping they'd have this book in store, I've wanted to have a go at dying, but all the other books are for dwarves who are much more practised at the art!
It does contain the secrets of life and death, so it's probably a "My First Necromancy" sort of thing.
Post by: Stovepipe Arnold on June 03, 2015, 05:36:56 pm
???
:o
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 06, 2015, 04:31:41 pm
One of the dwarven civilizations in my world is called "The Syrup of Breeds"
???
:o
(•_•) Sounds like they're in a....
( •_•)>⌐■-■ ... sticky situation.
(⌐■_■)
Post by: Remuluson on June 07, 2015, 01:14:06 am
Post by: Calidovi on June 11, 2015, 06:48:47 pm
Hot
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 14, 2015, 04:20:28 pm
Post by: Calidovi on June 15, 2015, 08:58:33 pm
BDSM succubus
Aren't they all?
Post by: Tawa on June 17, 2015, 09:29:10 pm
Quote
Pregnancy After The End (I... don't want to know.)
The People Without Limits (Raising the dead? Sure. But necromancers' real talents are in the field of political science.)
It Is The Hamlet (Shakespeare's original title, you see.)
Long Dwarf (Doesn't that... kind of defeat the point?)
Start Your Day With Death (Perfect guide for suicidal maniacs)
The Human: The Definitive Guide, by Dag Bowlbraid, and its sequel, Can The Human: The Definitive Guide Save The World, which is, presumably, about Dag's attempts to take over the world with his biography.
More Master (I... didn't think necromancers were into that...)
The Book Comes Full Circle, a review of Pregnancy After The End. (Full circle indeed...)
After the Dwarf, written by the Dwarf Necromancer Tobul Fencedsneaks (Well, someone's sounding nihilistic today...)
Never Underestimate Doom (And then Urist was a zombie.)
Sleep: Principles and Practice (He wrote a 36-page book... about sleeping. That is a gigantic waste of time.)
The Stormy Dwarf, a 349-page (:O) biography about the first necromancer.
My Friend Tobul Fencesneaks, an autobiography about Tobul Fencesneaks. (Multiple Personality Disorder, anyone?)
The Tower: Further Musings, a sequel to The Tower: Problems and Solutions, both of which are about the same tower, but were written by different people.
Post by: Wimopy on June 19, 2015, 03:51:25 am
Also, the "Never Underestimate Doom" sounds like it's breaking the fourth wall or at least referencing Doom (the game).
Post by: cdru on June 19, 2015, 07:10:11 am
Post by: nomoetoe on June 20, 2015, 11:40:20 pm
Amazing
Post by: StagnantSoul on June 20, 2015, 11:49:07 pm
"Aged Ashes of The Lamb"- my civ.
Well... That's all I can say.
Post by: cdru on June 21, 2015, 07:36:40 am
I also was informed of trouble with bandits at camp Raysearch,what a terrible pun.
Post by: Calidovi on June 22, 2015, 08:04:48 am
Worldgen got one thing right.
Post by: StagnantSoul on June 22, 2015, 11:18:05 am
Post by: Loam on June 26, 2015, 11:46:25 am
Post by: Amperzand on June 28, 2015, 11:28:28 pm
Post by: Kishmond on July 06, 2015, 07:30:27 pm
The item is an exceptionally designed image of him withering away. On the item is a masterfully designed image of another human killing another goblin. It menaces with spikes of dingo bone.
Post by: DG on July 06, 2015, 09:30:17 pm
Post by: Bumber on July 06, 2015, 10:45:18 pm
A warm grape withering away. I like it.Sounds raisinable.
Post by: Anius Talewise on July 07, 2015, 12:13:27 am
(http://i.imgur.com/rbcVq1p.png)
i don't know how many possibilities exist for each half of the name, but I am sure that they make the chance of the game generating 'winterfell' extremely improbable, and I can't help but admire it.
Post by: DG on July 07, 2015, 12:27:01 am
Sounds raisinable.I commend you.
Post by: Anius Talewise on July 07, 2015, 01:12:18 am
Gleemuffins sounds like the happiest name ever invented. If only it was Lol instead of Olo. I almost want to get a cat just so I can name it Gleemuffins.I agree, Gleemuffins is such an adorable name. And he is my companion in that game! c:
Post by: NJW2000 on July 07, 2015, 03:06:54 am
Post by: Loam on July 17, 2015, 05:43:41 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on July 17, 2015, 05:46:01 pm
Post by: Calidovi on July 17, 2015, 05:54:21 pm
The human necromancer Cero Bluntblaze.
Spending his days stoned and reading ancient tomes of escaping death. Sounds like a nice life.
Post by: Amperzand on July 18, 2015, 10:31:16 pm
TL;DR, don't smoke the Necronomicon.
Post by: Klisz on July 26, 2015, 04:38:17 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 05:29:02 pm
Dungeon of Feet.[insert Quentin Tarantino/BDSM joke]
Post by: ZM5 on July 28, 2015, 06:45:37 am
Crushballs the Fireman
Thethrus Polishedlutes the Uncertain Rage of Beans the dwarf
Thira Snotsswallows the centaur elder shaman
Dong Stokerchews the centaur shaman
Baitslunk the Deceiver of Snails the ass demon - beware it's deadly gas! (Also it was killed by a giant snail)
Mudob Ngogngoospgu the orc (try saying that three times fast; also I don't remember what the translated version was)
The Robustness of Dominating the deity - depicted as a female vrykul dressed in leather and wielding a whip, associated with strength.
Book titles:
Stupid Belza Scornraces (authored by Belza Scornraces)
Fondled Fantasy (authored by gnoll psychic Zuza Wornmelt. The writing is throughly mechanical and contains disturbing content)
Fire and Fire (it concerns fire)
Hellfire and Society (the writing is fairly crisp - that's actually in the game; the game itself made a lame pun)
Search for the Promised Muffins (the writing has a touch of melancholy)
The Human: Single and Loyal (concerns dating advice)
Sticky Was The Summit (the writing is innuendo-tastic)
The Centaur: Vulgar Thoughts (not even gonna bother with this one)
Vomitcraft II: Beyond the Bold Loaves (the writing is thoroughly disgusting)
Post by: Amperzand on August 03, 2015, 06:13:49 pm
Post by: ZM5 on August 04, 2015, 11:48:52 am
The Elven Hamlet of Illpiekul. Read phonetically, the place is named Ill Pie Cull. I take this to mean that the cannibalistic elves there have taken up culling the sick and using them to make pies.
That sounds sick. I mean, most of my adventurers are cannibalistic, omnicidal maniacs who indiscriminately kill people of any age and even those who are sick, but atleast they only eat warriors and don't grind people up into pies.
Post by: Amperzand on August 04, 2015, 12:19:10 pm
Post by: WingSoap on August 10, 2015, 03:20:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 19, 2015, 03:05:34 pm
Not quite mountains.
Post by: Anonymax on September 19, 2015, 09:03:10 pm
the sanctum of chocolate
person:
slenshi donkeyballs
Post by: Calidovi on October 17, 2015, 09:06:12 am
Post by: Wormser on October 25, 2015, 01:32:47 pm
Decisive Canyons, the deity of Chaos, War and fortresses, depicteed on dog bone..... Decisive Canyons is screaming. The dwarf is melting....
Post by: NonverbalShoe on October 25, 2015, 09:02:10 pm
Cani Whitegrowers who no longer supports the coalition of liberation and now is a member of The Council Of Jails
Fath Fatecrypts the chief medical dwarf
Ceca Swampasses a Force that permeates the Murky Jungles
Abe Floorromances had a lot of children
Post by: Anonymax on October 26, 2015, 01:29:54 pm
Post by: ZM5 on October 31, 2015, 01:27:04 pm
Animals: Perfection and Girlish Solutions
101 Ways to Improve Your Girls
Magma is Magma
Bile Fortress
Structures:
The Fortress of Sadness
The Metal of Feet
The Ball of Infernos
The Deteriorated Hug
The Slick Stroke
The Amazement of Hugging
The Lucky Disembowelment
Individuals:
Ak the Mangy Belches of Sweating
Sosmil Howlmuck the Vomit of Spurts
Narena the God-forsaken Sack
Lerine Profanehate the Hole of Seducing
Struxe Handytrusted the Truthful Baker
Post by: TheCoolSideofthePIllow on November 02, 2015, 07:32:10 pm
I don't really want to know what they are doing with their kidnapping victims...
Post by: Proudnerd on November 10, 2015, 08:23:48 am
(http://i.imgur.com/onk3I.png)
This one was lol worthy "Ur lovelydumplings"
Wow this has to be one of the best in the thread even the first name is perfect since its "your"
Post by: WingSoap on November 13, 2015, 12:58:55 pm
Post by: Enemy post on November 24, 2015, 01:10:22 am
Post by: Adragis on November 24, 2015, 08:47:19 am
Post by: SQman on November 24, 2015, 11:38:20 am
"Can the Bat Man save the world?" - that was an autobiography, but I like to believe there's a silent guardian protecting my worlds.
"Give me mortality" by a necromancer - I think someone is regretting their life choices.
"Furious Lightfoot Halfling" - 261 page autobiography. That guy must have been hella angry.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 02, 2015, 03:11:18 pm
This form a dingo woman who enjoys fighting and lacks self control. Food isn't moving? Food is ready.
Post by: Spehss _ on December 02, 2015, 04:17:08 pm
Sounds like a drinking song packed with innuendo.
Post by: NJW2000 on December 02, 2015, 04:34:55 pm
Books.
THe names. The names.
One I liked: "The world withour assumptions".
I'd actually buy that.
Post by: Tlukle on December 02, 2015, 05:40:25 pm
Which is odd because I'm a vampire and that is the title I get for it really.
Post by: Huntthetroll on December 05, 2015, 04:34:20 pm
Post by: Amperzand on December 06, 2015, 06:01:34 am
Post by: Auldben on December 06, 2015, 09:27:12 pm
Post by: Kumquat on December 07, 2015, 11:50:09 am
One of my visitors is Cosla Nithociro the human poet.
That is, Cosla Bellyslide.
Post by: Insanegame27 on December 09, 2015, 04:41:23 am
My adventurer is a member of a performance troupe called the Sensual Feet. All the other members that I've met so far have been naked elves.So dwarves reproduce by FISTbumps, and Elves reproduce by FOOTbumps? Sounds like the elves have a foot fetish... That or Dwarves have a fist fetish... thinking about it, it's probably the latter... or both...
Post by: Loam on December 09, 2015, 01:53:35 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on December 10, 2015, 11:11:19 pm
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on December 13, 2015, 02:50:16 pm
The troll "Teling Dwellingspurned the Whimsical Persuasive Jailer."
Hmm, do you want to be jailed? Sure you do! Your home looks horrible!
Post by: Tawa on December 13, 2015, 06:53:07 pm
MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMMIT
Post by: selrahc007 on December 13, 2015, 07:39:25 pm
Also, one of my adventurers was described by the game as a "Peregrine Falcon Woman Spearman Vampire", which just sounds like someone threw together a bunch of nouns and rolled with it.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 14, 2015, 12:11:43 am
It must have been a poetic fart joke.
Post by: NJW2000 on December 14, 2015, 02:08:40 pm
Inn name: The Sourness of Sweetness.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMMIT
Sweet n'sour dwarven cuisine?
Should totally be a thing.
Post by: Uzu Bash on December 15, 2015, 09:18:24 am
Post by: HiddenEyes056 on December 17, 2015, 05:43:05 am
Very subtle indeed.
Post by: Amperzand on December 17, 2015, 06:07:22 am
For the win.
Post by: Shalderave on December 21, 2015, 01:48:46 am
The game provided a poem by the name of "It must have been bowels"
It must have been a poetic fart joke.
Sounds like dorf Shakespeare has arrived.
Post by: Proudnerd on December 22, 2015, 10:09:28 am
"Ursit smileheaven is dead i must let grief pass me by" Never saw him alive that name is appropriate
Ursit Bowelsmiled
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 22, 2015, 10:23:10 am
Post by: Amperzand on December 26, 2015, 04:14:33 am
Nunòre Spurtjuices, Forgotten Beast.
Erdisuth, "The Infinite Nightmare", Forgotten beast.
"Drinkis", Female Kobold. {Like Sankis, but even drunker and a kobold?}
"Stinkus", Male Kobold. {Really, game?}
"Beeris", Female Kobold.
And, to top it off, "The Mysteries of Reproduction", a Claro Opal-Bound Codex.
Post by: HiddenEyes056 on December 26, 2015, 05:33:00 am
"Drinkis", Female Kobold. {Like Sankis, but even drunker and a kobold?}
"Stinkus", Male Kobold. {Really, game?}
"Beeris", Female Kobold.
I'd watch the adventures of Drinkis, Stinkus and Beeris. It'd be a fantastic comedy about kobold drinking buddies on the pub crawl of a life-time - including the parts where they run screaming from fortress taverns when spotted.
Post by: Amperzand on December 26, 2015, 05:51:30 am
Post by: ZM5 on December 26, 2015, 02:21:55 pm
Some quick legends-trawling:
Nunòre Spurtjuices, Forgotten Beast.
Erdisuth, "The Infinite Nightmare", Forgotten beast.
"Drinkis", Female Kobold. {Like Sankis, but even drunker and a kobold?}
"Stinkus", Male Kobold. {Really, game?}
"Beeris", Female Kobold.
And, to top it off, "The Mysteries of Reproduction", a Claro Opal-Bound Codex.
I'm wondering...how are Kobold names generated anyway?
Post by: Amperzand on December 26, 2015, 03:57:13 pm
I've got the world to upload if you want to check for accidental modding or something.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 30, 2015, 10:01:23 pm
If a creature has both utterances and CAN_SPEAK they can actually hold a conversation!
Post by: Amperzand on December 31, 2015, 12:51:51 am
Post by: Eric Blank on December 31, 2015, 04:22:43 am
Post by: m4davis on February 07, 2016, 01:55:35 pm
Also, Untitled legendary forgotten beast parchment scroll. Just find it appropriate a forgotten beast parchment scroll got that.
Post by: Uzu Bash on February 08, 2016, 08:42:14 am
Post by: squidgen on February 10, 2016, 08:29:57 pm
Sadly, it's a star chart, not an essay on drugs, but it was written by an elf.
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on February 12, 2016, 04:14:10 pm
So... he's being sarcastic?
"Time Spent With Animals And The Climate was a legendary chameleon devil parchment scroll. Written on the item is a manual entitled Time Spent With Animals and the Climate, authored by Are Bridelistened. It concerns the ways that creatures are suited to the climates in which they live. The writing is forceful. Overall, the prose is not awful, but not very good either."
Post by: Fruitsbrain Weapon-tosser on February 15, 2016, 08:45:45 pm
Post by: Droggarth on February 16, 2016, 03:33:23 pm
Post by: Sharpoint on February 17, 2016, 08:36:13 am
Conflict of Wars
Also
War of Threats is by far the most playground style dispute ever
Exaggeration is key
Post by: Uzu Bash on February 17, 2016, 11:09:53 am
Post by: Amperzand on February 17, 2016, 04:17:59 pm
Post by: Sharpoint on February 18, 2016, 07:37:16 am
Anyone else thirsty?
Post by: Droggarth on February 18, 2016, 07:41:03 am
In the midspring of 49, The Fruity Town of The Vile Howl launched an expedition to reclaim The Pit Of Juice.
Anyone else thirsty?
Agh, Hilarious! Depends on what juice though.. I shudder to think.
Post by: Bumber on February 18, 2016, 09:01:03 am
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Mog_juiceIn the midspring of 49, The Fruity Town of The Vile Howl launched an expedition to reclaim The Pit Of Juice.
Anyone else thirsty?
Agh, Hilarious! Depends on what juice though.. I shudder to think.
Post by: nomoetoe on February 24, 2016, 07:40:29 pm
Oh my, what kind of fantasies.
Also I found someone who is the worshiper of loli.
Post by: Elfhater69 on February 24, 2016, 08:55:24 pm
I found a 102 page manual called Animal courtship for students: It concerns the reproductive behavior of creatures. The writing artfully indulges in the writers fantasies Overall the prose is passable.4chan is in df now?
Oh my, what kind of fantasies.
Also I found someone who is the worshiper of loli.
Post by: Uzu Bash on February 27, 2016, 06:07:00 pm
Post by: L0rd L33t on March 01, 2016, 10:27:54 am
Some personal examples:
Thethrus Polishedlutes the Uncertain Rage of Beans the dwarf
Baitslunk the Deceiver of Snails the ass demon - beware it's deadly gas! (Also it was killed by a giant snail)
Search for the Promised Muffins (the writing has a touch of melancholy)
Ok. These three are absolutely hilarious! Let me guess, Thethrus farted a lot?
Also the the fact that a demon that was notorious for decieving snails was slain by a heroic giant snail was probably a one in a zillion chance of generating!
Post by: TheFlame52 on March 01, 2016, 04:56:12 pm
Post by: mirrizin on March 02, 2016, 11:01:16 am
Post by: ZM5 on March 02, 2016, 01:38:59 pm
I've got a demon that got killed by a camel. A giant snail is nothing.
I'd say a giant snail is quite something considering that demon's title. Seems like that was one snail he couldn't deceive.
Now I have this image in my head of that dumb badly drawn Goofy meme going "are u trying to cheat me again" but with a snail's head and saying "deceive" instead of "cheat".
Post by: NorkasAradel on March 02, 2016, 11:25:18 pm
Speciallenses. Sounds like they have my brand.THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND
Post by: WhitleyTheMountain on March 05, 2016, 08:07:22 pm
A goblin group called the Hate of Limping. They either don't like getting broken legs or they really, really dislike cripples.
Another goblin group called the Dungeons of Prison. As opposed to those other dungeons of reading.
A fortress entitled Cityblocks. That's just amazing.
A Goblin named Rovod Raptortomes. I assume he really liked writing books about dinosaurs.
Here's a guy who's renown for keeping the city clean and stopping littering: Mato Hatedtrash!
This name's just awesome: Nako Evilfought.
A book entitled The Fool Laughs. It was written by Stukos Tincloisterred. It concerns Stukos Tincloisterred. The writing has a serious tone. So, there actually doesn't seem like much fooling or laughing! And is Stukos calling himself a fool? Or is he calling all the people who've bullied him throughout his life fools?
What I can only assume is its sequel: More Stukos Tincloistered. For all of you people who can't get enough of laughing fools or fools being laughed at by fools.
Another book called Choose Victory by the Dwarf, my Love. It sounds like some teen romance novel. In reality it's a book... about a book... about a book called The Dwarf, my Love, which concerns Tulon Meetgravel. It is written by Tulon Meetgravel. Couple that with the other two books he wrote about the book, and he's the single most narcissistic being in the world!
Post by: Etc_Guy on March 06, 2016, 04:47:14 pm
Post by: Untrustedlife on March 07, 2016, 10:51:59 pm
There is a Cyclops going around terrorizing the hUman town of Handybulbs named, Ifin Rainycobalt the Orange of Twinkles. It must like rained-on cobalt and oranges from twinkles (were ever that is).
That's hilarious :P.
Also, welcome to the forums, I hope my aggressiveness/emphasis on evidence/bluntness/willingness to debate didn't put you off earlier in the ethics thread its great having new players around hehe.
Post by: Fniff on March 07, 2016, 11:05:56 pm
I can only imagine what incident led up to the naming of this village.
Post by: Amperzand on March 07, 2016, 11:32:49 pm
Spoiler: Would that be this dapper being? (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bumber on March 09, 2016, 08:55:09 am
Isn't that more of a space cat? Apparently Time Cat is a thing, though. (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WRTHBnhEL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)Spoiler: Would that be this dapper being? (click to show/hide)
Post by: mirrizin on March 11, 2016, 08:54:09 am
Post by: Eric Blank on March 11, 2016, 02:23:40 pm
Post by: snow dwarf on March 17, 2016, 11:35:51 pm
Post by: DG on March 29, 2016, 06:58:40 am
The Lamb of God will absolve you of all your sins, conditions apply.
Post by: Bumber on March 30, 2016, 12:29:43 pm
The Lamb of God will absolve you of all your sins, conditions apply.There's a relevant Bioshock 2 quote about the Lamb of God (Eleanor Lamb) and the death of the "self" (is the death of greed?), but I can't find it. Fits perfectly with thralldom.
Post by: Twiddletime on March 30, 2016, 05:35:53 pm
Post by: ZM5 on March 30, 2016, 06:07:29 pm
I had a place in my world called "The Realm of Blowing." In my current world I've got "Fishmurk the Virginal Hollow" and "Palacefondled." Yeah. ???I once came across a hamlet called Womancrack. :-\
Post by: TheFlame52 on March 30, 2016, 08:23:23 pm
It wasn't just a murder
Post by: Eric Blank on April 03, 2016, 11:14:16 am
Post by: pikachu17 on April 06, 2016, 10:48:10 am
Post by: DMT on April 06, 2016, 07:47:03 pm
Post by: snow dwarf on April 07, 2016, 03:45:11 am
my favorite name was when my adventurer's newly made group was randomly called "the fellowship of rings"Perfect, just perfect.
Post by: DG on April 08, 2016, 07:24:20 am
1. Navigate to symbol screen from embark preparation setup.
2. Find historical creature with funny name.
3. Create appropriate thematic scene and symbol name inspired by the creature's name.
4. Delight your friends (optional).
(http://i66.tinypic.com/5yybus.png)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on April 08, 2016, 03:20:06 pm
Post by: ZM5 on April 09, 2016, 06:23:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/HoWHygv.png)
Post by: DG on April 10, 2016, 05:04:55 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 12, 2016, 02:02:47 pm
The Fleshy Vaults, a dwarven civilization
The Lances of Chancing, a goblin civilization
Post by: Plex on April 12, 2016, 09:47:36 pm
Post by: DG on April 15, 2016, 11:15:07 pm
Post by: pikachu17 on April 20, 2016, 10:54:23 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 20, 2016, 03:29:35 pm
The Confederacy of Liberty, a human civilization
Post by: mirrizin on April 20, 2016, 05:23:25 pm
I definitely gave that one some pretty big wounds.
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on April 30, 2016, 04:10:38 pm
"Rites and Rhymes in Simple Steps", an ancient artefact containing the following spells:
Ozocubu's Armour, a level 3 Charms and Ice spell (the rhymes, since charms are songs)
Conjure Flames, a level 3 Conjurations and Fire spell
Ignite Poison, a level 3 Fire, Transmutation, and Poison spell
Call Canine Familiar, a level 3 Summoning spell
Teleport Other, a level 3 Translocation spell
So it's basically a bunch of apprentice-level spells, with an awesome name.
Post by: mirrizin on May 01, 2016, 04:45:00 pm
From outside of DF, in the nearby Realm of Roguelikes, in the Kingdom of Stony Soups...Say, I've played that game...
"Rites and Rhymes in Simple Steps", an ancient artefact containing the following spells:
Ozocubu's Armour, a level 3 Charms and Ice spell (the rhymes, since charms are songs)
Conjure Flames, a level 3 Conjurations and Fire spell
Ignite Poison, a level 3 Fire, Transmutation, and Poison spell
Call Canine Familiar, a level 3 Summoning spell
Teleport Other, a level 3 Translocation spell
So it's basically a bunch of apprentice-level spells, with an awesome name.
Post by: Untrustedlife on May 01, 2016, 05:41:18 pm
Post by: snow dwarf on May 15, 2016, 01:37:29 am
Post by: Insanegame27 on May 16, 2016, 03:46:39 am
...
I'm not even kidding.
Post by: ManaUser on May 16, 2016, 08:42:44 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 17, 2016, 03:56:10 am
Post by: DG on May 17, 2016, 05:47:57 am
I am so immature
Post by: Can Of Noodles on May 17, 2016, 04:49:45 pm
God of death and suicide Because that isn't obvious
Post by: DG on May 17, 2016, 10:58:42 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on May 30, 2016, 04:15:38 pm
The Risky Gluttons and Calamities.
It Must Have Been Babies
Bean and the Artifice
And It Sang 'Pots!'
And I Sang 'Plates!'
Random Disembowelment
Column and the Windy Messiah
The Unnameable Burn
Post by: Can Of Noodles on May 31, 2016, 09:30:54 pm
Random Disembowelment
Sounds like an average day in Adventure Mode.
Post by: Amperzand on June 01, 2016, 01:55:39 am
Post by: PauliusTheGnoll on June 02, 2016, 08:10:00 am
Post by: Aslanoth on June 03, 2016, 03:26:48 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on June 03, 2016, 08:18:59 pm
Post by: IndigoFenix on June 05, 2016, 02:26:12 pm
Post by: Blade312 on June 05, 2016, 04:24:03 pm
Post by: Amperzand on June 05, 2016, 06:10:43 pm
BEZO YELLTWINKLED, GOD OF WEALTH AND LIGHTNING is the most objectively awesome DF god to ever exist.
Fanart when?
Post by: ZM5 on June 06, 2016, 02:42:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/b79Jmeu.png)
I wish I was talented enough to make this stuff up.
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on June 06, 2016, 03:05:23 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 06, 2016, 03:34:11 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on June 17, 2016, 07:18:12 am
Far Northern icy peak: the Frost of Bones.
Lofty Northern Mountains: The Tower of Tomes
Remote and Chilly foothils: The Field of Flowers
Nearby, with no settlers: The Lost Desert
Adjacent evil biome: the Sludge of Gore
A remote one-tile glacier on it's own: The Confusing Blizzard
Apparently, the names get more and more stupid as one goes South.
Post by: leafbarrett on June 17, 2016, 02:53:34 pm
Post by: ZM5 on June 17, 2016, 04:13:41 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on June 20, 2016, 08:43:47 pm
Post by: ZM5 on June 22, 2016, 03:45:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/6GGnWwY.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/91RzZM9.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/lHoQ5al.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/GNOVHTD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/tTNcMO7.png)
Post by: Urist, James Urist on June 22, 2016, 04:36:16 am
Post by: Urlance Woolsbane on June 23, 2016, 01:29:03 am
"Start Your Day with Animal Embryos" - a book regarding embriological[sic] development. Unfortunately not a guide to making the perfect omelet.Not that you'd generally want to eat a fertilized egg (I'm sure there are exceptions, human ingenuity being what it is.)
Post by: leafbarrett on June 23, 2016, 03:46:21 am
Note that Sana means love. God damn, game, could you make it any more saccharine?
Post by: ZM5 on June 23, 2016, 04:48:07 am
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28505565/bluh/df/fairy_3/god_dammit_game.png)ZM5 vomits a rainbow.
Note that Sana means love. God damn, game, could you make it any more saccharine?
Also, Glacial-Belt of Kisses? So is she a tsundere on top of all that as well?
Post by: leafbarrett on June 23, 2016, 01:10:48 pm
So she's an anime character.(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28505565/bluh/df/fairy_3/god_dammit_game.png)ZM5 vomits a rainbow.
Note that Sana means love. God damn, game, could you make it any more saccharine?
Also, Glacial-Belt of Kisses? So is she a tsundere on top of all that as well?
I would just like to point out that the way she earned a title is, after having her remaining hand broken (she lost one to a night creature), she somehow flung her hatchet at the bandit repeatedly until it embedded itself in his face.
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2016, 11:24:12 am
Post by: tonnot98 on June 26, 2016, 12:31:30 am
Post by: bleekmiddel on June 28, 2016, 02:00:40 am
A fitting name i suppose.
Post by: pikachu17 on June 29, 2016, 09:38:31 am
Post by: I.M. Err0r on July 06, 2016, 02:24:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/IAJyJYk.png)
Post by: Arcvasti on July 17, 2016, 12:59:14 pm
Guess what he's the god of?
Post by: Eric Blank on July 17, 2016, 02:25:19 pm
Post by: DG on July 17, 2016, 09:37:33 pm
Post by: Paaaad on July 17, 2016, 09:53:54 pm
Post by: Arthropleura on July 21, 2016, 06:09:27 am
Post by: DG on July 21, 2016, 07:44:38 am
Post by: DMT on July 23, 2016, 06:43:24 pm
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28505565/bluh/df/fairy_3/god_dammit_game.png)
Note that Sana means love. God damn, game, could you make it any more saccharine?
What a coincidence lol
Post by: VoxelMush on July 25, 2016, 03:12:34 pm
Post by: DMT on July 25, 2016, 05:49:22 pm
I remember finding a type of night troll called "Backward Freak".
Lol there is a type of creature called something like a freak wife if I remember correctly
Post by: VoxelMush on July 26, 2016, 05:04:35 pm
I remember finding a type of night troll called "Backward Freak".
Lol there is a type of creature called something like a freak wife if I remember correctly
Probably another night troll. They are randomly generated, I just got lucky and got a funny name. XD
Post by: peasant cretin on July 26, 2016, 05:16:48 pm
Post by: Proudnerd on August 03, 2016, 11:20:34 am
She has a whip
She demanded submission
Her victim is called Nabsiz lengthmoistened
Amazing.
Images don't seem to be appearing but it was a female goblin.
Post by: Urist McCyrilin on August 05, 2016, 04:28:25 am
Post by: Spehss _ on August 05, 2016, 09:42:40 am
Post by: Arthropleura on August 05, 2016, 12:46:57 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on August 05, 2016, 06:15:22 pm
Not nearly as funny as some here...And technically in Fortress mode. And probably entirely too immature to laugh about, but... In my latest fort there was a kobold thief called "Shlongis"
(https://s31.postimg.org/kxasqpppn/no_photoshop.jpg)
Post by: WhitleyTheMountain on August 07, 2016, 08:47:51 pm
'Explorations of the Flask'. Assumedly this was written during some Necromancer's low point.
'Journey to the City.' Cool! A travel brochure!
'The History of the Hamlet.' Oh, now they're just straight up writing about Shakespeare!
'My Friend Curls.' Written by a Canadian, I assume.
'New Hamlet.' Now they're straight-up rewriting Shakespeare!
'Reflections on the Stationary Sun.' Okay, that sounds cool. And it sounds like Banner Saga fanfic.
'Women: Common Practice.' No comment needed.
'Master of Pulleys.' Undoubtedly a horribly lame position.
'Short Dwarf.' Well, duh!
'The Great Hardness.' Kinky.
'Common Sense Lions.' I actually have a transcript of this one: 'Don't try to hug a lion. Don't punch a lion. It will probably eat you.'
And now, the greatest title ever: 'The Stinky Witch and the Dwarf.'
Post by: Blahsadfeguie on August 08, 2016, 01:17:24 am
TRUTH RANGER.
Truly the Robin Hood of the kobold world.
Post by: LordFreezer on August 08, 2016, 01:26:14 am
Post by: Arthropleura on August 08, 2016, 12:10:40 pm
Post by: ZM5 on August 08, 2016, 04:09:29 pm
Some civ names from my most recent world:
The Learning of Balls
The Meteors of Comedy
The Comedic Shield-Disembowelment
The Brown Deep
The Sad Anvil
The Power of Trees (oddly enough, not an elf civ)
The Symmetric Evisceration
Book titles:
101 Ways to Improve Your Spurt (...yeah.)
101 Ways to Improve Your Toes
A Bowel for Borer Oceanskewered
Adventure, My Love
Bandit Onion
Beauty Questioned
Breathing: Dank or Sorcerous?
Breathing and Related Practices
Breathing for Experts
Death for Everyone
Death: Building the Death
Deviant Dissection (authored by the Cannibal of Corpses)
Errors in Ignorance
Icy the Ice Trolls (the writing menaces with spikes of lame word-play)
Oat of the Ogre
Probing, I Wait for Thee
Hungercraft III: The Frozen Sugar
Post by: Eric Blank on August 08, 2016, 04:16:35 pm
The group was called "the odorous pillar"
Post by: Jako98145 on August 08, 2016, 05:19:10 pm
Victory By Evaporation And Condensation
First Evaporation And Condensation, Then The World!
Only The Day Can Say Afterward
Useful Diseases of Animals
Book Of The Author
The Trees And Other Travesties (written by an elf)
Give Me Anatomies
Time Spent With Time
The Urn Of Ashes (A slab of L&D with a redundant name made by the goddess of death with an equally redundant name, Gogol the Dead Death)
Civs:
The Depressed Scorpion
The Lobster Of Destiny
The Cactus of Muffins
The Most Steamy Coven
The Order of Candy
The Harmonious Rampage
The Coven Of Sharks
The Grave of Pumpkins
The Tombs Of Discovering
The Inconvieniences of Swallowing
Post by: ZM5 on August 08, 2016, 05:35:33 pm
Post by: LordFreezer on August 10, 2016, 07:07:31 am
Burning: A Brief History
Start Your Day With The Funnel
Give Me Experiments
Excision: My Life
It All Begins With Flasks
Useful Nothing
Give Me Foraging Behaviour
The Knowledge Of Your Own Story
Thoughts On Animal Embryos
The History of Cauterisation.
Post by: BodyGripper on August 14, 2016, 03:40:13 pm
Post by: VoxelMush on August 18, 2016, 11:55:45 am
Post by: ZM5 on August 21, 2016, 06:25:48 pm
Cothraz Bittenbowels (I don't think I want to know how he got that name)
Guyo Cagematched
Doos Spurtsullies the Fatal Funeral (normally funerals happen after something that is fatal, but ok)
Araevo Fleshygod (sounds similar to a certain dwarf with "god" in his name)
Wolt Godmaster (somewhat redundant)
Shura Embracedboil the Pulpy Thief of Pus
Tommar Blushembraces the Sinful Guts
Zhar Seducedhide the Tender Itch
Nache Pulpyhex the Passionate Lice (on one hand I wish titles had explanations, but on the other I question how these 4 titles would be explained - probably for the best)
Jemmen Owlitches the Spurting Stream of Intensity (...yeah)
Balgas Royalrule the Glowing Dragon of Kings (less entertaining, more plain badass)
Biana Beltcrusher (a beast particularly known for it's irrational hatred of belts - it has been known to leave entire villages of people struggling to keep their pants around their waists)
Yahugu Flickeredbrown the Aquamarine Fountains of Kindness (it is also a fire-breathing dragon with several kills to it's name - maybe some suicide cult named it, I dunno)
Violentbrutal (somewhat redundant for a large beast with some kills to it's name...)
Post by: Eric Blank on August 24, 2016, 05:27:34 pm
Post by: Z49000 on August 24, 2016, 08:05:38 pm
...A Keep/Mead Hall named "the Safe Words"...
...And something else (forgot what the thing was) named "Budhole".
Oh, my...
Post by: BodyGripper on August 24, 2016, 09:04:33 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on August 25, 2016, 11:25:40 am
There's also now the cave named "Naughtycracks" It is completely uninhabited.
Post by: cat2002 on September 11, 2016, 04:08:58 pm
Post by: pikachu17 on September 28, 2016, 11:37:56 am
Post by: Eric Blank on October 03, 2016, 05:25:22 pm
Another one is named "Earlygutter the Wheels of Questing"
Post by: pikachu17 on October 05, 2016, 09:36:29 am
Post by: Dickson of the Trinity on November 11, 2016, 12:06:04 pm
Also got "The Field of Declines (Diplomacy!)" and "The Forest of Beaches (How... what... ugh.)".
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 11, 2016, 03:39:32 pm
Post by: ☼Another☼ on November 21, 2016, 09:29:03 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on November 22, 2016, 02:28:30 pm
A book called Reproduction: The Definitive Guide.
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130629111200/lolapedia/images/4/4c/Family-Guy-quagmire-in-chair.jpg)
Post by: MCreeper on November 29, 2016, 01:11:12 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on November 29, 2016, 02:38:42 pm
Post by: OutstandingMediocrity on December 04, 2016, 01:20:14 am
Oh Random Name Generator, Never change
Post by: Bidyhackier on December 10, 2016, 11:53:55 am
Idk Which Is The Best(Or Worst)
PS:a friend i just recommended got this one,his first world ever
Post by: PauliusTheGnoll on December 19, 2016, 10:49:29 am
Post by: ZM5 on December 19, 2016, 12:00:02 pm
Well a temple called Unholy Sanctum is an ironic one.Could just be some kind of religion of death tbh.
Post by: George_Chickens on December 20, 2016, 02:11:40 am
Post by: DF_Silvestre on January 04, 2017, 01:42:03 am
Also Gudat Mulepunch, died by being punched in the back of the head by a cyclops.
Post by: MCreeper on January 04, 2017, 11:06:22 am
"Bodice ever onward"
"My Friend Breeches"
And finally, "Loves and the Safe Tentacles" :P
Pretty lewd sister, i see. :D
Also, dance names:"Butchers and Organs" and "Closets and the Lone Cooks"
Post by: pikachu17 on January 04, 2017, 12:12:24 pm
Also, dance names:"Butchers and Organs" and "Closets and the Lone Cooks"Sadly enough, Some real life dances have weirder names.
Post by: DF_Silvestre on January 08, 2017, 02:38:56 pm
Also, throwback to 2014 when I was known as Noobkid :D
Post by: Nightcore Angel on January 11, 2017, 08:42:16 am
Post by: GuesssWho on January 11, 2017, 09:04:17 pm
Post by: Nightcore Angel on January 13, 2017, 05:12:27 am
(http://i.imgur.com/7Nng20J.png) :P
Post by: ZM5 on January 14, 2017, 01:44:25 pm
Post by: Nightcore Angel on January 15, 2017, 04:04:06 am
There's an Orc civilization in my world called, appropriately enough, the Green Kingdom.Lol, id imagine that is something that other race would call them instead of what the orcs would call them self.
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 19, 2017, 08:24:11 pm
Post by: Nep Nep on January 25, 2017, 08:50:49 am
Post by: VoxelMush on January 29, 2017, 05:09:32 am
The Cheerful Council (site government) of The Helpful Empire of Brightness (human civ). (Sounds like such a nice bunch of people!)
The Empire of Princesses (elven civ).
The Kingdom of Virgins (human civ).
Post by: Paaaad on January 29, 2017, 01:44:46 pm
Post by: Z49000 on January 29, 2017, 04:52:26 pm
A dwarven civ named "The Golden City"I wonder how long it will take for it to be renamed to the Black City. (Points to whoever gets the reference)
Also, I remember having in one of my throwaway worlds an artist with an unhealthy fascination with the reproductive habits of animals: some of his/her works included "Beyond Reproduction" and "Mating, A Brief History". One of the few weird things in a world not indirectly made by me.
Post by: PauliusTheGnoll on January 30, 2017, 09:45:13 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 31, 2017, 05:21:55 pm
Post by: DG on January 31, 2017, 06:18:37 pm
God of food?
Post by: TheFlame52 on January 31, 2017, 09:47:03 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on February 22, 2017, 01:31:59 pm
Post by: StagnantSoul on February 22, 2017, 02:37:06 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 22, 2017, 03:14:57 pm
"The Hammers of Slashing"... Those guys must play a lot of monster hunters, sharpening their hammers and all...It's the astalos hammer.
Post by: ZM5 on February 24, 2017, 11:30:18 am
Post by: Z49000 on February 24, 2017, 07:17:02 pm
I just noticed there's a Gazer in my current world called Kaiser Windbottom.
What language in your world has the word Kaiser?
Post by: klefenz on February 24, 2017, 07:46:18 pm
Gaz the elves, race war now
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 24, 2017, 09:00:06 pm
"a Gazer called Kaiser"Wrong historical figure.
Gaz the elves, race war now
Post by: ZM5 on February 25, 2017, 02:07:26 am
I generated one for one of my custom races, based off of German words and names.I just noticed there's a Gazer in my current world called Kaiser Windbottom.
What language in your world has the word Kaiser?
Post by: Z49000 on February 26, 2017, 03:40:02 pm
I generated one for one of my custom races, based off of German words and names.
Can I please have a link to the language generator?
Post by: ZM5 on February 27, 2017, 02:09:02 am
Sure (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=47332.0).I generated one for one of my custom races, based off of German words and names.
Can I please have a link to the language generator?
Post by: Eric Blank on May 30, 2017, 10:36:52 pm
Shouldnt have eaten that burrito
Post by: TheFlame52 on May 31, 2017, 08:40:35 am
RNG blessed my adventurer camp entity with the name "the Turmoil of Bowels"*rummages through sig*
Shouldnt have eaten that burrito
That was the first thing I ever sigged.Oggez Estilanan... It has poisonous gas.He shouldn't have eaten those forgotten beans.
Post by: Eric Blank on May 31, 2017, 11:00:23 am
Post by: VolcanoQueen on July 11, 2017, 12:08:29 am
Post by: bloop_bleep on July 11, 2017, 10:16:05 pm
Post by: Dark One on July 12, 2017, 05:29:44 am
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Post by: UselessMcMiner on July 12, 2017, 10:20:21 am
Post by: Vitor_Goatman on July 13, 2017, 11:53:46 am
(https://imgoat.com/uploads/16a5320fa4/30569.png)
(https://imgoat.com/uploads/16a5320fa4/30570.png)
(https://imgoat.com/uploads/16a5320fa4/30571.png)
(https://imgoat.com/uploads/16a5320fa4/30573.png)
Separated the best ones for reaction images purposes.
Post by: Murdath on July 13, 2017, 02:35:08 pm
Post by: Loam on July 13, 2017, 07:16:50 pm
Urncertain
Reminds me of two mountain halls I saw, right next to each other.
The first was called Roughdeaths.
The second, Urnfates.
Post by: Dunamisdeos on July 17, 2017, 07:12:34 pm
(https://image.prntscr.com/image/wyqvl75aQB_Z5pwn8opoqQ.png)
"He always made a clean getaway"
Post by: KittyTac on July 22, 2017, 11:51:18 pm
A shrine named Nutshell. (Titan hunting in a nutshell)
Post by: vbuss on July 23, 2017, 05:31:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Loz7rbV.png?2)
Post by: Ziusudra on July 23, 2017, 08:20:52 pm
I have authored the most curious fiction book. I'm not a literary expert, but the subject is pretty clear to me:Still a Better Love Story than Twilight. Meanwhile, somebody in that world is now writing 50 Shades of Basalt.
Post by: KittyTac on July 30, 2017, 01:38:23 am
The Lovers And Toast by the elf Utes Seducedsoothed (Hmmm, is that an elf living in a draconian settlement or what? Their first names are suspiciously similar)
The Mountain Halls In The Age Of Myth by the draconian Ngokang Liespun (Well, since the world had the amount of beasts set to "Very High", there's always the Age Of Myth here, dummy!)
The Slade Draconians The Easy Way by the draconian Amxu Carnalmenace (Now they're self-aware and writing modding tutorials)
Loss For Everyone by the slade draconian Snamoz Spiderdemon (Draconian went all emo)
Understanding The Scratch Test by the slade draconian Urvad Loverswords (If you have trouble understanding that, a book won't really help)
Against Mating by the elf Imiwa Baldwing (*checking the wiki* Asexuality IS modeled in this game, but I'm not sure if that elf was one)
Dissection: My Only Mistake by the elf Eslome Hoistferns (Oops.)
Post by: Cathar on August 01, 2017, 10:54:37 am
Against Mating by the elf Imiwa Baldwing (*checking the wiki* Asexuality IS modeled in this game, but I'm not sure if that elf was one)
Wow, an elven grass-eater, color me surprized!
Post by: VolcanoQueen on August 02, 2017, 01:50:29 am
The Hidden Meaning of Breathing by the human Mapo Nailpig (You may be overthinking this.)
The Lie: Fact or Fiction? by the magma dweller Rithol Raysdrawl
Against Animal Survival by the elf Ola Shellswring (This book was written on forgotten beast parchment... Should I be concerned?)
Can Diseases Save the World? by the dwarf Stodir Lulledtorches
Evaporation Without Limits by the magma dweller Nelas Fruitclutters
The Elves, My Love by the dwarf Dastot Oartuft (Traitor!)
And They Sang 'Sponges!' by the goblin Abba Loverrespect
Animal Embryos and Other Travesties by the elf Thilu Steamedfrills
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Z49000 on August 02, 2017, 02:09:53 am
Quote
Can Diseases Save the World? by the dwarf Stodir Lulledtorches
"... Ensuring complete. Global. SATURATION!"
Also, I swear, this game's people are obsessed with mating. I remember one world where like a third of the written books were on animal mating habits.
Post by: hops on August 02, 2017, 03:56:24 am
Post by: VolcanoQueen on August 02, 2017, 04:38:51 am
Clearly you haven't noticed the sheer volume of medieval treatises on animal husbandry....Why.
Post by: Uzu Bash on August 02, 2017, 03:11:17 pm
Post by: bloop_bleep on August 13, 2017, 11:57:56 pm
The high orange Kadol Uzinhode: Life is, in a word, rainbows.
I think I just walked in on some sort of hippy cult.
Post by: Uzu Bash on August 14, 2017, 08:03:28 am
Post by: Zavvnao on August 16, 2017, 01:48:57 am
(https://image.prntscr.com/image/wyqvl75aQB_Z5pwn8opoqQ.png)
"He always made a clean getaway"
how do you get pictures like that in dwarf fortress?
Post by: KittyTac on August 16, 2017, 03:30:43 am
(https://image.prntscr.com/image/wyqvl75aQB_Z5pwn8opoqQ.png)
"He always made a clean getaway"
how do you get pictures like that in dwarf fortress?
Legends Viewer.
Post by: Paxiecrunchle on August 18, 2017, 10:27:11 am
I saw reference to a "Giant of Mint Directions" though.
Post by: ZM5 on August 18, 2017, 11:08:19 am
Post by: bloop_bleep on August 18, 2017, 02:14:22 pm
Post by: ZM5 on August 18, 2017, 03:14:17 pm
Aggold Groundlord - only a bookbinder - he should look up a carreer in geomancy with that name
Anone Gorecyst - a sorcerer - hasn't done much besides writing a few books about the tower he lives in.
Fonild Killcats - a regular carpenter with the dream of being a legendary warrior - going by his name he has a strange idea of what being a "legendary warrior" means.
Wobe Violentkilled - despite his name, still alive and well - hasn't fought in any wars at all. He does still work as a mercenary axeman in the forest retreat of Slaughterallies - pleasant name.
Post by: Uzu Bash on September 02, 2017, 07:34:31 pm
"For Love of Mating"
"The Great Screw"
"Dreams of Vast Amounts"
Post by: KittyTac on September 05, 2017, 08:14:55 am
Post by: KittyTac on September 10, 2017, 02:29:55 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: KittyTac on September 11, 2017, 11:10:43 pm
Post by: Torchwood202 on September 13, 2017, 06:54:12 pm
"Stagshit, The Mists of Moistness"
Post by: KittyTac on September 13, 2017, 08:23:52 pm
I had a golbin civ named "The Curse of Assemblies". I wondered why until I saw their leader.
"Stagshit, The Mists of Moistness"
I assume that was "Stag+hit". Heh.
Post by: XArgon on September 14, 2017, 04:56:49 am
Not much funny, but a marble figurine of a human named Bortu Boredbalanced struck down by a goblin Kutsmob Cruelflank sounds an awful lot like a well-balanced "boring-but-practical" RPG character got out of luck being cruelly flanked by a goblin mob and cut down.
And apparently, it happened during a conflict called "The Disembowelled Assault".
Post by: XArgon on September 17, 2017, 12:21:34 pm
"You will remember the Honeys of Tempting when we're finished with you!"
Enthep Rusnagostrim, Axeman has died of old age.
Back then, I was mostly amused that he died of old age immediately after announcing this.
It is just now that I've noticed that his gang was called the Honeys of Tempting.
Quote from: KittyTac
This picture just says it all.I appreciate "The Joyous Mops and Dankness". You can sing it while cleaning.
Post by: Spriggans on September 28, 2017, 02:01:00 am
I Went inside, and it was (sure enough) full of cats.
(I then toppled statues and killed all the cats I could see, because DF :D )
Post by: KittyTac on September 29, 2017, 08:36:38 pm
Just found a temple named "The Sanctuary of Cats".
I Went inside, and it was (sure enough) full of cats.
(I then toppled statues and killed all the cats I could see, because DF :D )
Happens in my worlds with felids. I think they still breed too slowly to make up for their flimsiness.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on September 29, 2017, 08:42:41 pm
Post by: Hired Goons on October 04, 2017, 08:54:48 pm
Post by: AzyWng on October 04, 2017, 08:56:44 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on October 13, 2017, 03:07:35 pm
Also not a name exactly, but it always amuses me when authors write books ABOUT their previous books.
Post by: ZM5 on October 25, 2017, 05:30:53 pm
That's a good question, and I'm glad some enlightened scholar wrote an entire book dedicated to answering it.
Post by: pikachu17 on October 26, 2017, 02:42:29 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on October 27, 2017, 11:19:08 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on November 28, 2017, 01:36:40 am
Post by: KittyTac on November 29, 2017, 04:08:17 am
Post by: KittyTac on November 29, 2017, 07:00:38 am
Post by: KittyTac on November 29, 2017, 10:57:56 pm
Post by: Saiko Kila on December 06, 2017, 01:10:39 pm
I just found a book in a library, entitled "Where is the Ear?"
That's a good question, and I'm glad some enlightened scholar wrote an entire book dedicated to answering it.
I always ask this question when I try to wear an earring when playing bird-man.
Post by: BearTrapTree on December 08, 2017, 03:59:35 pm
(It's a fire-breathing tick, by the way).
Meanwhile, my gem setter created something he called "The Smooth Nuts". No comment.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on December 11, 2017, 04:29:31 pm
Post by: Splint on December 11, 2017, 04:44:53 pm
I'm gonna assume that the book was written by a cheese maker.
Post by: Killermartian on December 11, 2017, 06:10:41 pm
Egeth the Failed Fork. Was a forgotten beast
Strastnas the Cavernous Dung. Was also a forgotten beast
Zagith Hatemines. Forgotten beast
Camaba the Lice of Dung. Forgotten beast
Post by: TheRedwolf on December 12, 2017, 10:11:10 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bumber on December 13, 2017, 03:13:43 pm
"The Sun Sets on Butters" is a book about no particular subject my duo of dynamic douchebags comprised of a werelizard and a vampire stole from the elves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka0YlUGb-Ec
I'm gonna assume that the book was written by a cheese maker.
Post by: Eric Blank on December 19, 2017, 03:30:58 am
Post by: Amorphage on December 24, 2017, 09:21:25 am
Just Smug. Nothing else.
He got killed by a bronze colossus. That's what he got for being Smug, i guess. ;)
Post by: Huntthetroll on December 26, 2017, 09:54:36 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on December 27, 2017, 10:36:39 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on January 17, 2018, 11:52:30 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on January 22, 2018, 06:27:35 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on January 22, 2018, 11:16:51 pm
Post by: ZM5 on January 23, 2018, 04:50:37 am
Post by: Uris The Carp Hunter on January 23, 2018, 09:14:14 am
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on January 23, 2018, 09:52:06 am
Taverns do have names already, they're just more food related.
Yes I'm aware, I just think names like the one I mentioned would be better. :P
Post by: Bortness on January 30, 2018, 06:01:23 pm
Wanted last name Elfslayer, but oddly "Elf" is not a noun available in the name generator. So it wound up as "Auntslayer".
...which just made me laugh hysterically.
"Do not mess with me, for I shall SLAY YOUR AUNTIE HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Post by: JadeToad on February 25, 2018, 07:42:52 pm
Every once in a while you may come across a name that it so horrid that it's funny.<P>i found a hamlet called "the Kingdom of Virginity"
I don't think it can get anymore worst than this one...<P> (http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2996/worstnameeversm3.png)
probably where i would stay my whole life
Post by: TheRedwolf on March 07, 2018, 09:43:55 pm
Post by: Dunamisdeos on March 12, 2018, 02:04:51 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 12, 2018, 02:27:51 pm
Post by: King Zultan on March 17, 2018, 02:39:20 am
Post by: pikachu17 on March 20, 2018, 03:48:12 pm
Post by: bloop_bleep on March 20, 2018, 03:59:08 pm
Saw a squad newly named "The Rough Lovers" in a YouTube video.I'm pretty sure just about everyone around these parts watches Kruggsmash.
Post by: ZM5 on March 20, 2018, 04:22:20 pm
I also just noticed one of the megas in my world had the first name "Human". I looked to see which language file had it - turns out it was the circus freak one. For extra points it means "evil".
Post by: KittyTac on March 20, 2018, 10:00:34 pm
Post by: Eric Blank on March 24, 2018, 10:08:35 pm
Post by: Ronnoc on March 25, 2018, 01:55:19 pm
Post by: Cathar on March 26, 2018, 08:39:05 pm
Also...elven civilization called the Climactic Nut. I don't even.
Post by: rhavviepoodle on March 27, 2018, 11:07:01 pm
The Birth of Juice
Crevice Ever Onward
It Must Have Been Pregnancies
Infection Ever Onward
The Pulpy Wildness and Olives
It Must Have Been Moral
We See Body
Surely The Night Will Tell
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on March 28, 2018, 12:18:40 am
Post by: LostKitten on April 20, 2018, 06:42:25 am
(https://i.imgur.com/YiyN0Jq.png)
Post by: Dunamisdeos on April 20, 2018, 02:16:12 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 20, 2018, 02:32:09 pm
Post by: Ronnoc on April 21, 2018, 09:38:59 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 22, 2018, 05:51:30 pm
"And They Sang 'Elbows!'"
"Apes and the Couples"
"Lobster Ever Onward"
"My Friend Triangle"
"Newts Ever Onward"
"The Bowels and Banner"
"The Sun Sets on Cake"
Post by: pikachu17 on April 24, 2018, 09:19:57 am
It is also is a pig tail shoe.
Although, it says "sheer pig tail shoe".
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 24, 2018, 11:50:05 am
Post by: ZM5 on April 24, 2018, 12:23:27 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 24, 2018, 12:50:06 pm
Post by: Loam on April 24, 2018, 08:32:49 pm
The Ash of Voids is an artifact with an awesome name.I had "The Orb of Torment."
It is also is a pig tail shoe.
Although, it says "sheer pig tail shoe".
It's an animal trap (it was made of dwarf bone, though).
In my current fort the humans sold me a book: a 349-page novel called "Fondled Kisses." The writing is self-indulgent, and the prose is amateurish at best. A cheap romance novel, I guess.
Written by an elf, of course.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on April 25, 2018, 01:27:23 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 12, 2018, 01:19:28 pm
Post by: Bumber on May 12, 2018, 02:45:08 pm
Also "The Wizard's Guide to Reproduction". Sounds like a textbook for a dwarven sex ed class. :PChapter 1: Putting on your robe and wizard hat.
Chapter 2: Lvl. 3 Eroticism.
Chapter 3: Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
...
Post by: BruceyBoyo on May 13, 2018, 10:31:35 pm
Post by: Eschar on May 18, 2018, 06:06:58 pm
EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."
...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 23, 2018, 01:55:41 pm
She was apparently pretty badass by her kind's standards though, seeing as she seems to have killed a demon lord and eight of his goblin soldiers.
Post by: JonnyBlack01 on May 23, 2018, 08:24:33 pm
Post by: Cathar on May 27, 2018, 12:45:50 pm
EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."
...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
Are you kidding, this is the basis of one of the most successful monotheism IRL
Post by: SoggyGoat on May 27, 2018, 02:12:50 pm
Post by: Eschar on May 27, 2018, 08:46:03 pm
EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."
...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
Are you kidding, this is the basis of one of the most successful monotheism IRL
OK, it doesn't happen in Dwarf Fortress.
Post by: Eric Blank on May 27, 2018, 09:50:50 pm
Post by: SoggyGoat on May 28, 2018, 04:49:50 am
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on May 28, 2018, 10:40:53 pm
Post by: SoggyGoat on May 29, 2018, 04:43:16 am
Post by: 《monty》 on June 10, 2018, 12:20:12 pm
Post by: auzewasright on June 21, 2018, 08:27:22 am
Spoiler: no comment (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bumber on June 21, 2018, 09:02:20 am
"No contact"Spoiler: no comment (click to show/hide)
Let's keep it that way. :P
Post by: auzewasright on June 21, 2018, 12:09:52 pm
Here is one of their enemies:"No contact"Spoiler: no comment (click to show/hide)
Let's keep it that way. :P
(https://i.imgur.com/5EANygn.png)
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on June 30, 2018, 11:52:40 pm
Post by: bloop_bleep on July 07, 2018, 11:27:21 am
Post by: ZM5 on July 07, 2018, 12:10:45 pm
Post by: auzewasright on July 07, 2018, 08:39:51 pm
It does beg the question of what exactly it did to earn the name of "Bowelgrasping".It was the enemy of a gov called The Sin of Tentacles, which is part of a civilization called the Monsters of Connecting....
In short: :o
Post by: Sarrak on July 08, 2018, 12:09:52 am
Perhaps, it DARED to be better than them?It does beg the question of what exactly it did to earn the name of "Bowelgrasping".It was the enemy of a gov called The sin of Tentacles, which is part of a civilization called the monsters of connecting.
In short: :o
Post by: Kobold6 on July 08, 2018, 11:50:41 pm
Post by: DwarfToys on July 17, 2018, 03:23:11 am
I had a Kobold thief named Bluplugin.
I don't know why but that made me lol a bit.
I had this guy show up.
(https://i.imgur.com/JvoBASm.jpg)
Post by: UselessMcMiner on December 04, 2018, 09:12:13 pm
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on December 04, 2018, 09:46:21 pm
Post by: auzewasright on December 06, 2018, 04:23:31 pm
Or maybe it just refers to the first thing you would do upon seeing it.Perhaps, it DARED to be better than them?It does beg the question of what exactly it did to earn the name of "Bowelgrasping".It was the enemy of a gov called The sin of Tentacles, which is part of a civilization called the monsters of connecting.
In short: :o
Post by: Eschar on December 18, 2018, 11:03:17 pm
... that's not a good idea.
Post by: auzewasright on December 19, 2018, 07:33:27 am
I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."My theory is that Dwarf Fortress is set in a post apocalyptic world where feminists and anti-feminists decided to play a game of "catch the ICBM".
... that's not a good idea.
Post by: George_Chickens on December 19, 2018, 12:08:46 pm
I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."Also known as: the Inn of Cells
... that's not a good idea.
Post by: Eschar on December 19, 2018, 12:37:04 pm
I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."Also known as: the Inn of Cells
... that's not a good idea.
...?
Or "The End of Cells." A certain kind of haploid cell, to be specific.
Post by: bloop_bleep on December 19, 2018, 09:25:55 pm
Or "The End of Cells." A certain kind of haploid cell, to be specific.
It'll be the end of all cells eventually.
Post by: PlumpHelmetMan on December 19, 2018, 10:59:55 pm
Post by: BigUglyWorm on December 25, 2018, 12:13:24 pm
I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."Also known as: the Inn of Cells
... that's not a good idea.
...?
Google "incel"; I assume that was the joke.
Post by: Ronnoc on January 30, 2019, 09:10:36 pm
Post by: methylatedspirit on February 06, 2019, 10:06:07 am
Post by: pikachu17 on February 09, 2019, 04:09:33 pm
Post by: Vyro on March 08, 2019, 09:50:17 am
"Better Hamlet", by Aban Tomescorched. The prose is amateurish at best. Maybe the human "Hamlet" was superior after all?
Elven Civ: Muscular Pine. Oh my.
"After Reproduction": a manual penned by the female dwarf Kol Busttrusted. The writing bubbles over with cheerfulness. She also worshipped the dwarven god of hospitality named The Cheerful Bread, so that sorta makes sense.
Rusmo Spurteddusts, an FB with... why, deadly spittle of course.
Post by: Loam on December 03, 2019, 06:56:21 pm
the ape devil Ang Densun the Windy Gut
a giant crocodile named Nastydance
and a work titled "The Somber Poetry," lost in the town of Goodbook
Post by: TeaAndRum on December 19, 2019, 02:09:52 am
So... those goblins really like dancing huh?
Post by: Eric Blank on January 10, 2020, 01:35:17 pm
Post by: Huntthetroll on February 23, 2020, 02:45:06 pm
*The Tender Crevices
*Burstpit the Holes of Passion
*Organhole the Branded Abyss
*Smiledcrevice the Deep of Infecting
*The Sewer of Spurting
*Slayerumbra the Glens of Pungency
*Glittercave the Ripe Sewer
*Dreamyscar the Special Muscles
*Monstrousshafts
*Godlycrack
*Scabcracked the Echoes of Malodor
Post by: Superdorf on May 21, 2020, 11:37:20 pm
Post by: Eschar on May 22, 2020, 02:01:14 pm
Post by: King Zultan on May 23, 2020, 01:54:12 am
Post by: Bumber on May 23, 2020, 02:11:45 am
Post by: King Zultan on May 23, 2020, 02:21:02 am
Post by: Bumber on May 23, 2020, 02:56:52 am
I though one of his alts got banned awhile back, so he isn't around anymore.There isn't anything in the ban log. He just disappeared after being Tingle.
Post by: Eschar on May 23, 2020, 07:34:03 am
Post by: Superdorf on June 03, 2020, 02:28:08 pm
Post by: King Zultan on June 04, 2020, 02:11:20 am
In 115, The Palace of Justices of The Bust of Nuts constructed The Syrups of Work in Tombsmonk.
Post by: Defensive kobra on June 04, 2020, 08:26:14 am
Post by: Bumber on June 04, 2020, 08:54:54 am
and another called "the evil dates".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qIMTA4_YdU
Post by: Quantum Drop on September 09, 2020, 02:22:19 pm
Wonder if the game was trying to tell me something there?
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Post by: Dunamisdeos on October 08, 2020, 06:56:07 pm
Post by: delphonso on October 08, 2020, 10:46:20 pm
I'm from jersey so i heard Eyyyyy I drown Nobles
'Ey, I'm drownin' 'ere!
Post by: Quaksna on October 19, 2020, 04:13:09 am
He was apparently returning to the fortress for over nearly two hundred years to compete with frog men during their festivals. His character entry consists mainly of wrestling and maul throwing competitions.
Also kobold Dadichibus.
Post by: Bumber on December 11, 2022, 09:33:44 pm
Post by: Jrleebus on December 16, 2022, 12:50:41 pm
Her name was Rimtar Lengekanil, "Rimtar Takepillar"
Post by: WisdomThumbs on March 09, 2023, 05:07:27 pm
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Post by: Jarhyn on April 03, 2023, 10:15:02 am
A Legendary Gelder arrived in a migrant wave.Going the extra
Her name was Rimtar Lengekanil, "Rimtar Takepillar"
Post by: dikbutdagrate on June 05, 2023, 08:40:17 pm
Dwarf named Ushav Butterpants. His family is pretty good too.
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A god of peace and death with secrets. The slab's name is great, Sunnygrove, the Flower of Oblivion.
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Post by: brewer bob on June 06, 2023, 01:38:25 am
Post by: Wolfkey on June 29, 2023, 03:45:52 am
Post by: Eric Blank on June 29, 2023, 05:55:24 pm
A god of peace and death? I see some interesting story potential in that one.Peace brings more life into the world, and all living things, even immortal things, inevitably die. A god of death can afford to be patient.
Post by: TheFlame52 on June 29, 2023, 06:19:56 pm
Post by: Bumber on July 03, 2023, 04:01:47 pm
Post by: Laterigrade on July 17, 2023, 09:48:36 pm
Well, if you customize your character's name, everyone you talk to will laugh at your funny name. Grrr....<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>[somename]... your parents must have been interesting! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><p>[ July 11, 2007: Message edited by: utunnels ]wow, I love that that used to be a feature
Post by: King Zultan on July 18, 2023, 01:30:38 am
Post by: Eric Blank on August 18, 2023, 09:52:18 pm
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A leopard woman named Depressedcreature. She was killed by an adventurer in 68. How miserable