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nothingyet

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1680 on: March 14, 2011, 09:14:01 pm »
The leader of a village is named Wothana Spurtedlust the Tentacle of Phlegm.

That is wrong on so many levels.
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Stone Wera

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« Reply #1681 on: March 14, 2011, 09:18:17 pm »
Quote from: nothingyet on March 14, 2011, 09:14:01 pm
The leader of a village is named Wothana Spurtedlust the Tentacle of Phlegm.

That is wrong on so many levels.

I laughed. So hard.
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Greiger

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1682 on: March 17, 2011, 08:15:26 am »
Came up with a squad name "The Release of Men" while genning names for my spear squad.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1683 on: March 17, 2011, 10:39:17 am »
"Tell them it was The Heavenly Hugs, if you live!"

My current fort's main squad is "The Virginal Castles"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1684 on: March 18, 2011, 09:05:13 am »
I just got jumped by the Soapy Breakfasts!

Dude. It's for cleaning yourself, not for putting in your mouth.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1685 on: March 19, 2011, 03:52:35 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on March 18, 2011, 09:05:13 am
I just got jumped by the Soapy Breakfasts!

Dude. It's for cleaning yourself, not for putting in your mouth.
Urist McAverage cancels Clean: Interrupted by soap poisoning.
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

noah22223

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1686 on: March 19, 2011, 08:40:41 pm »
Nesbi Heartdeath.
NO forboding there, none at all.

EDIT: And guess what?
The spinning bronze arrow strikes you in the upper body, tearing apart the skin, fat, muscle, a rib, and your freaking HEART!
Nesbi then, in his final moments, ripped out the bowmans tooth and choked him to death with it.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2011, 09:20:51 pm by noah22223 »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1687 on: March 20, 2011, 05:02:10 am »
Fritz Braintrade.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1688 on: March 20, 2011, 12:30:07 pm »
A pair of artifact sheep leather trousers named Vanishedfat. Some amazing damn pants if they make even the obese attractive again.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1689 on: March 20, 2011, 02:23:55 pm »
The Thrifty Nations, The Curious League.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1690 on: March 20, 2011, 04:03:34 pm »


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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1691 on: March 20, 2011, 04:06:05 pm »
A squad named "The Dipped Ships."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1692 on: March 20, 2011, 05:46:43 pm »
A squad called "The Laborious Dead". A pretty good description for most of dwarfdom.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1693 on: March 20, 2011, 06:03:57 pm »
"The Intense Blizzards", tundra region.

It's funny because it's true; I lost everybody wandering through it.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1694 on: March 21, 2011, 09:28:29 am »
I just killed a bandit named bir garlicsnacks.
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