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[SirAaronIII]

Or an actually possible in-game one: The Obvious Captain

[ShoesandHats]

"The Frilly Oaks"

Can you guess what race that civilization was?

[SirAaronIII]

The dwarves? They have been known to do stuff like that...

[ShoesandHats]

Well, obviously it was the elves.

[ShoesandHats]

Also, Pogush Stinkyglumness the Strange Grease.

Despite the name, he was one of the most bad-ass llama brute ever with over 3000 kills.

[Vorthon]

Oy. I've been playtesting a mod I'm working on, and started out as a hill gnome (Slightly larger than a mountain gnome). His name was Obok Machinechampion. He ended up being known as 'Obok Machinechampion the Distant Butterfly'. T_T

[Detonate]

These aren't the funniest, but just plain silly.

Pregnantmess, a deer cow who struck down one of my followers.
Lingli Raceshakes the Imperial Defects, bronze statue.
Valke Hazeransacked, Nord villager. (It's a terrible pun on "raze")
Snuggledbin, hamlet.
Monstrousclimates, capital of the Seduction of Balancing.
Jingzhai Touchseizes, shogun of the Council of Rasps.
"In the early autumn of 266, Ningchun starved to death in Metalfeeds."
The Special Group, Orc civilization.
Anug Fevermaligns the Ungodly Beetles of Strangulation, white naga follower of one of my adventurers.

[Spish]

"H-h-halt! In the name of The Hot Bitches of Flanking!"

[Dachande]

I just got a quest to kill Oreme Deaddied the Shady Shadow the gloom troll.

[PTTG??]

Did you check it's description? Was it slim?

[Dachande]

Did you check it's description? Was it slim?

Ahahahaha

I did, actually. From what I remember, it had a trunk and a tail or something.

And it was really fat. So no, not slim.

[Dakk]

The Violent Bitches: A gobbo civilization.

The Desert of Loving: A good aligned desert.

The Tooth of Stabbing: A mountain peak.

[MW]

An adventurer of mine found a goblin tower that had long been abandoned by a worldgen War. The game started spawning peasant goblins. They were weak, so I started farming them to gain levels. They gave me a title after a few rounds.

"The Everlasting Bust of Nourishing"

[Ectanoid]

I found Jimmy Neutron the Megabeast!

[jaxy15]

While looking at legends, I found gobbo civs named the Doom of Piss and The Ugly Dungeon.
'nuff said.