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BodyGripper

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1845 on: June 07, 2011, 09:44:29 pm »

There's a region called the Submerged Desert.
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Urist McCheeseMaker

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« Reply #1846 on: June 09, 2011, 06:37:00 am »

There's a region called the Submerged Desert.
Maybe it was a desert once, then got submerged?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1847 on: June 09, 2011, 10:40:22 pm »

a Male Hydra, named Srachlufrus the Hairy Sacks.

'Nuff said.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1848 on: June 10, 2011, 04:55:04 pm »

My adventurer is named Moldath Tallring. Sounds decently regal, I guess. Then I kill a few night creatures.
I'm now Moldath Tallring the Creamy Carnality of Sparkles.

Eeeeurgh. Sometimes I think the RNG is a little... less than random...

EDIT: Night creature mate #999,999,999 kicked my head in. Moldath is no more. Possibly for the better.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2011, 04:57:32 pm by DrKillPatient »
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Spish

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1849 on: June 10, 2011, 08:02:54 pm »

Reminds me of someone around here whose Militia Commander got stuck with the moniker, 'Libash Paddleweakens The Twinkling Shower of Prairies'
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Destructios

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1850 on: June 10, 2011, 09:59:34 pm »

An outlaw by the name of Fritza Warlobster.

War Lobsters.... I wonder....


Update - I just began an adventure with Sanera Beardsparkle... who is an elf.

One of my friends said we should selectively breed lobsters until they were large enough to ride and ride them into battle.  Shells for armor and pincers for weapons t hat can cut people in half.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1851 on: June 15, 2011, 12:24:31 am »

How about the tiny "The Big Colorless Forest" directly adjacent to the thrice larger "The Simple Forest"

Game crashes when I try to prepare the world to play of course ::)

So how about "The Infamous Continent", humorous because a large portion of it's terrain is actually evil-aligned. RNG did something that makes sense.
The other 3/4 of the large region is "The Continent of Tails", and although it contains one of the biggest evil regions I've ever seen, a massive mountain range covering most of the north-west corner, it contains more neutral-aligned biomes than evil or good, and thus has a boring name.

"the unnameable winter", an evil tundra.
"The Stupid Trite Tundra", adjacent, also evil tundra.
« Last Edit: June 15, 2011, 12:40:21 am by Eric Blank »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1852 on: June 15, 2011, 06:15:09 am »

The first time I played adventure mode, I made a guy named "Tokenup Dankweeds, The Smooth Purple Smoke-Slayer of Bitches"
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« Reply #1853 on: June 15, 2011, 04:33:22 pm »

"The Continent of Blueness". It was more green then blue...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1854 on: June 16, 2011, 04:57:56 am »

"The Continent of Blueness". It was more green then blue...

It's blue, because it's not easy being green. Now to find out if it plays blues as well.
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Ilirion

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« Reply #1855 on: June 16, 2011, 04:58:31 am »

I was JUST ambushed while on my way to kill my first Roc. It's not the first time it happened, I got the quest ages ago but somehow an ambush happens halfway through to the lair and I lose most of my companions.

Anyway, my hero, Etru Poemwanders the Bravery of Courage (random names FTW) is trekking across the snowy mountain, with cold feet, lugging an injured pump operator behind her, when she spots the elves trying to not be seen. She only has time to groan in frustration before their leader shouts: "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE STUPID CURSE" before her partners move out to deal with the threat. Then the elves, dressed in different uniforms, seemed to notice each other... And proceed to hack each other apart.

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Urist McCheeseMaker

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« Reply #1856 on: June 16, 2011, 12:09:50 pm »

I was JUST ambushed while on my way to kill my first Roc. It's not the first time it happened, I got the quest ages ago but somehow an ambush happens halfway through to the lair and I lose most of my companions.

Anyway, my hero, Etru Poemwanders the Bravery of Courage (random names FTW) is trekking across the snowy mountain, with cold feet, lugging an injured pump operator behind her, when she spots the elves trying to not be seen. She only has time to groan in frustration before their leader shouts: "HALT IN THE NAME OF THE STUPID CURSE" before her partners move out to deal with the threat. Then the elves, dressed in different uniforms, seemed to notice each other... And proceed to hack each other apart.

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« Reply #1857 on: June 17, 2011, 01:57:52 am »

Turns out I was brained by bogeymen awhile attempting to flee the scene after I realized that the lair was completely encase in a mountain range. I was going to find a dwarf or goblin tunnel into it... To late now.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1858 on: June 18, 2011, 01:14:16 am »

Problem, name?

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« Reply #1859 on: June 18, 2011, 05:05:47 am »

Randomly generated the name, "Gosh Tiredquested"

Dude must really hate adventuring.
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