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Bad.

Worse.

Worser.

Zombie apocalyspe bad. Oh. Wait...

[USEC_OFFICER]

Attach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!

You have no idea how to do this.

Instead you search the house for stuff. Most of it is useless, but you manage to find a backpack, needle, thread and a can of beans. You kinda feel proud of yourself, instead of this guy straving, he's now a mindless meatbag. You go outside. The moon is shining over this slice of suburbia, with several zombies moving about. You briefly wonder why they are saying "I'm here", before realizing that you can understand their moans. Also, none of them are interested in you. You start to realize perks of being a zombie.

You hear a reving motor come towards you, and barely turn your head in time to see a truck, with armour plating and several twitching zombies on the front, blast past you, turning several other zombies into mushy paste. Maybe you'll stick to the sidewalk. Sitting down, you consider where to go. The city will surely be full of useful items, but also people who baricaded themselves in. With guns. The country will probably have nobody in it, but of course you won't find items of use. Or maybe you'll stick to suburbia. You carefully consider your options.

>See if you can feel pain. If not, take your tongue off.

You figure you'll need it. You know, for talking.

Health: 7/10

Inv: Backpack
         -Can of beans
         -Needle and thread

Equipment: Shotgun (2/2)

[Spartan 117]

Yell at the driver.

"Hey! I'm a good zombie!"

Also, stitch "I am a good zombie, do not shoot me." onto our shirt.

[Armok]

Attach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!

You have no idea how to do this.

1) hack arms of
2) make holes in your sides abaut the size of the arms bases
3) jam the arms in there
4) apply duckape, glue, or whatever.

[QuakeIV]

Attach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!

You have no idea how to do this.

1) hack arms of
2) make holes in your sides abaut the size of the arms bases
3) jam the arms in there
4) apply duckape, glue, or whatever.

Yeah, we need more arms, even if we CANT use them.

[Caesar]

I hate the two of you.


The markings on your clothing aren't that bad an idea, though. Might give you just that bit of an edge.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Yell at the driver.

"Hey! I'm a good zombie!"

Also, stitch "I am a good zombie, do not shoot me." onto our shirt.

You realize that you aren't actually wearing anything. You think you would have spotted this before. A quick trip back into the house, with mild cursing, and you have your shirt. Also the driver is long gone.

Health: 7/10

Inv: Backpack
         -Can of beans
         -Needle and thread

Equipment: Double-barrelled shotgun (2/2)
                "I'm a good zombie, don't shoot me." T-shirt
                Pants

[Cheddarius]

Try to speak. If you can speak coherently as a human, sneak up to a barricaded house (that is small enough to probably only hold one person), then shout, "Help! Help! The zombies are after me!" If anyone comes out, blast them with your shotgun and steal their stuff. If they don't, scream "Aaaaargh!" and pretend to die, hurling your can of beans outside. When they come out for the beans, blast them.

[wolfchild]

I wannt a verry nice perswon before i was zombied, you muter to yourself, kill a lone person for his stuff

[Phantom]

Obviously, Necrotech is behind all this and the only language we speak is KiZombie.
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Zamgrh

[Cheddarius]

Don't do what I just said.
We must now make a choice. Are we going to be a good zombie, and be allies with the humans? Or will we fight the cruel human oppressors and bring in a new age of zombitude?
Friends, what do you want us to become?

[wolfchild]

I choose the third option, we will be a BASTARD and harm both sides for our own gain

[Phantom]

I choose being a fricken good zombie and hope we can get back to life through one of those necrotech bastards.
Then we become a death cultist killing every human in sight helping the zombies as much as we can without becoming one.

[Armok]

Try the arm procedure I said! Even if it doesn't work! For SCIENCE!

[Diablous]

Be a good zombie and ally with the humans!

[Ochita]

Armok! One track mind is bad