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[CyberCube]

The only thing I can think of an inexperienced shield user surrounded by foes doing is passing out and dying. Or getting his shield skill up, maybe. Hmm, I notice quite a few dead dwarves around you in that picture. Did they all jump on him at once and tire him out? You said you had no chance of defeating him "in his best condition"...

[Roundabout Lout]

Yea, harder to guess than i thought
But he over-exerted and wasn't able to fight back as well. Then i got lucky on a battered body hit, breaking his spine.

Not quite as epic as the axedwarf who bit the skeletal titan. Priceless.

[Tsktac]

Wow... just wow.  You zerg rushed a skeletal titan,with a sheild,using a company of meatshields,underground,until even this undead foe got tired?  You sir have won dwarf fortress.

[CyberCube]

Objection!

That was the shield-wielding cyclops. Meaning the skeletal titan is probably still alive. Well, at least it doesn't have a shield.

[Roundabout Lout]

Nope, I've managed to kill them all, and will be moving on to a new world once i commit gobbo genocide.

[Tsktac]

Objection!

That was the shield-wielding cyclops. Meaning the skeletal titan is probably still alive. Well, at least it doesn't have a shield.

Objection, Conjecture... ummm, Objecture!!!
The defendant may still officially "win" Dwarf fortress if he encounters and destroys five(5) skeletal goblin weaponmasters and/or any type of undead demon according to the urist v.s. cog  trial in granite of 985, the age of legends.
But really I must have misread the thread because I thought yougiedeggs beat a skeletal titan with a sheild.
P.s. That conjecture line is actually from a tv show.  You win a cookie if you guess which .

[Roundabout Lout]

Indeed. The cyclops had a shield. I lucked out with the over-exert, or I never could have killed him.

The skeletal titan was a wuss compared to that.

Just to give you an idea, I couldn't expect anyone to read this whole mess.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Cyclops charges at The Hammerdwarf!
The Hammerdwarf looks surprised by the ferocity of The Cyclops's onslaught!
The Cyclops bashes The Hammerdwarf in the left lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
The Cyclops collides with The Hammerdwarf!
The Hammerdwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper arm from the side with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Hammerdwarf in the lower body with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper arm from behind with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops's left shoulder has been sprained!
The Hammerdwarf is no longer stunned.
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The flying Steel bolt strikes The Cyclops in the right lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf misses The Cyclops!
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Hammerdwarf stands up.
The Cyclops charges at The Hammerdwarf!
The Cyclops bashes The Hammerdwarf in the left lower arm with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Cyclops collides with The Hammerdwarf!
The Hammerdwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Hammerdwarf loses hold of the Steel war hammer.
You bash The Cyclops in the left foot from behind with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The Cyclops bashes You in the right lower leg with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf stands up.
The Hammerdwarf stands up.
The Cyclops bashes You in the head with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
Your throat has been blackened!
The Cyclops bashes You in the right lower leg with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf's left wrist has been badly sprained!
The Marksdwarf's thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
The Marksdwarf's fourth finger, left hand has been broken!
You stand up.
The Hammerdwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Hammerdwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Hammerdwarf falls over.
The Marksdwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left lower arm with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops misses You!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the lower body with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Marksdwarf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Marksdwarf gives in to pain.
The Marksdwarf slams into the Axedwarf!
The Hammerdwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right hand with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf loses hold of the Iron crossbow.
You bash The Cyclops in the right hand from behind with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops's first finger, right hand has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops's second finger, right hand has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops bashes The Hammerdwarf in the left lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Hammerdwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops blocks The flying Steel bolt!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right lower arm with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf charges at The Cyclops!
The Marksdwarf strikes at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Marksdwarf collides with The Cyclops!
The Marksdwarf is knocked over!
The Axedwarf stands up.
The Axedwarf is no longer stunned.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Hammerdwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Hammerdwarf in the upper body with her Iron shield!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
The Hammerdwarf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Hammerdwarf slams into an obstacle!
Domas DŒshmab”ntak, Hammerdwarf has been struck down.
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Marksdwarf bashes The Cyclops in the lower body from behind with her -Steel crossbow-!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right lower arm with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Marksdwarf's right elbow has been broken!
The Marksdwarf loses hold of the Steel crossbow.
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the head with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
The Axedwarf's neck has been broken!
The Axedwarf's brain has been badly bruised!
The Marksdwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Marksdwarf gives in to pain.
The Axedwarf falls over.
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
You bash The Cyclops in the right hand with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right hand with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the left hand with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left upper arm with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Marksdwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left upper arm with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the upper body with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Marksdwarf charges at The Cyclops from behind!
The Marksdwarf strikes at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Marksdwarf collides with The Cyclops!
The Marksdwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left upper arm with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf's left shoulder has been sprained!
The Marksdwarf is no longer stunned.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Marksdwarf's left hip has been sprained!
The Marksdwarf gives in to pain.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf's right knee has been crippled!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right lower arm with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf's right elbow has been sprained!
The Marksdwarf loses hold of the -Steel crossbow-.
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf's thumb, left hand has been mangled!
The Marksdwarf's third finger, left hand has been broken!
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Speardwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Speardwarf in the head with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Speardwarf's right eye has been blackened!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the left upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Speardwarf charges at The Cyclops!
The Cyclops looks surprised by the ferocity of The Speardwarf's onslaught!
The Speardwarf strikes at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Speardwarf collides with The Cyclops!
The Speardwarf is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the head with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
The Marksdwarf's right eye has been blackened!
The Marksdwarf's right ear has been badly bruised!
The Marksdwarf's nose has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the lower body with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Marksdwarf's stomach has been broken!
The Marksdwarf's left kidney has been bruised!
The Speardwarf is no longer stunned.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right lower arm with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Speardwarf stands up.
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
Kumil Adilerush, Marksdwarf has bled to death.
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Speardwarf in the left upper arm with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Speardwarf loses hold of the Steel spear.
You pick up the Steel spear and put it in your Pig tail backpack.
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the head with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Axedwarf's left ear has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops bashes You in the left lower leg with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Speardwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is bruised!
The Speardwarf's thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
The Speardwarf's second finger, left hand has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops bashes You in the left hand with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
You are no longer stunned.
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the lower body with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Axedwarf's pancreas has been mangled!
The Axedwarf's lower spine has been broken!
You stand up.
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
The Axedwarf's thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the left lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Axedwarf gives in to pain.
The Axedwarf strikes at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
You bash The Cyclops in the left lower arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the right hand with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Axedwarf's thumb, right hand has been broken!
The Axedwarf's third finger, right hand has been broken!
The Speardwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops blocks The spinning Steel spear!
The Axedwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Speardwarf bashes The Cyclops in the right upper arm from behind with his Steel shield!
The shot glances away.
The Axedwarf falls over.
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the right foot with her Iron shield!
It is bruised!
The Axedwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf regains consciousness.
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Axedwarf's second finger, left hand has been broken!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Axedwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf is no longer stunned.
The Axedwarf strikes at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the head with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Axedwarf in the head with her Iron shield!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
The Axedwarf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Axedwarf slams into an obstacle!
Amost Rimtarlathon, Axedwarf has been struck down.
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower arm with your Steel war hammer!
It is battered!
The Marksdwarf regains consciousness.
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the upper body with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf is propelled away by the force of the blow!
The Marksdwarf gives in to pain.
The Marksdwarf slams into an obstacle!
You are no longer stunned.
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You can't stand up -- somebody is in the way.
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Cyclops in the left hand with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops's left wrist has been sprained!
The Cyclops's thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is parried!
You stand up.
The Marksdwarf is no longer stunned.
Libash Athamaban, Axedwarf has bled to death.
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Marksdwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right hand with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The Cyclops bashes You in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
The Cyclops bashes You in the right hand with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
You bash The Cyclops in the lower body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The Cyclops!
You stand up.
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops attacks You but You jump away!
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops bashes You in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over and tumble backward!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You strike at The Cyclops but the shot is blocked!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is parried!
You stand up.
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops's right hip has been sprained!
The Cyclops charges at You!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is parried!
The Cyclops collides with You!
You are knocked over!
The Cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes You in the right upper arm with her Iron shield!
It is battered!
You stand up.
The Marksdwarf attacks The Cyclops but She jumps away!
You bash The Cyclops in the left lower arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left lower arm with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the lower body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right upper arm with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf misses The Cyclops!
You bash The Cyclops in the left hand with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the upper body with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf regains consciousness.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You miss The Cyclops!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops's upper spine has been bruised!
The Marksdwarf misses The Cyclops!
The Cyclops counterstrikes!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right hand with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the lower body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf gives in to pain.
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left hand with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf's third finger, left hand has been badly bruised!
You bash The Cyclops in the left lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
It is battered!
The Cyclops is having trouble breathing!
The Cyclops's upper spine has been badly bruised!
You bash The Cyclops in the head with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the lower body with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower arm with your Steel war hammer!
It is battered!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the head with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left lower leg with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
You attack The Cyclops but She jumps away!
The Marksdwarf is no longer stunned.
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf misses The Cyclops!
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the right upper leg with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
The Marksdwarf gives in to pain.
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower arm from behind with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left lower arm with her Iron shield!
It is mangled!
The Marksdwarf's left elbow has been crippled!
You bash The Cyclops in the left lower arm from behind with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the head from behind with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops's eye has been blackened!
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left upper arm with her Iron shield!
It is broken!
You bash The Cyclops in the lower body from behind with your Steel war hammer!
It is battered!
The Cyclops's stomach has been broken!
The Cyclops's pancreas has been broken!
The Cyclops's left kidney has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops's lower spine has been broken!
The Cyclops falls over.
The Cyclops bashes The Marksdwarf in the left lower arm with her Iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the left lower leg from behind with your Steel war hammer!
It is broken!
The Cyclops's left knee has been broken!
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper arm from behind with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right hand from behind with your Steel war hammer!
It is mangled!
The Cyclops's thumb, right hand has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops gives in to pain.
Inod Urdimethab, Marksdwarf has bled to death.
You bash The Cyclops in the left lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
It is mangled!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
It is broken!
The Cyclops is having trouble breathing!
The Cyclops's liver has been badly bruised!
The Cyclops's upper spine has been badly bruised!
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the head with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
The Cyclops's eye has been blackened!
The Cyclops's neck has been bruised!
You bash The Cyclops in the lower body with your Steel war hammer!
It is broken!
The Cyclops looks sick!
The Cyclops's left kidney has been broken!
The Cyclops's lower spine has been mangled again!
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
It is mangled!
The Cyclops's right knee has been crippled!
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf regains consciousness.
You bash The Cyclops in the lower body with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right hand with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper arm with your Steel war hammer!
It is bruised!
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
It is mangled!
The Cyclops's liver has been badly bruised!
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the left lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the left hand with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
The Marksdwarf is no longer stunned.
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
It is battered!
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right lower leg with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the right upper arm with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the left upper arm with your Steel war hammer!
It is broken!
The Cyclops's left shoulder has been crippled!
The Cyclops loses hold of the Iron shield.
You bash The Cyclops in the right hand with your Steel war hammer!
The shot glances away.
You bash The Cyclops in the upper body with your Steel war hammer!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
The Cyclops is propelled away by the force of the blow!
Irami Nafithiyira Eth‚dasaro Eti, Cyclops has been struck down.

[Zorgn]

Indeed. The cyclops had a shield. I lucked out with the over-exert, or I never could have killed him.

The skeletal titan was a wuss compared to that.

Just to give you an idea, I couldn't expect anyone to read this whole mess.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Didn't read all that, but it looked bad up until you broke the thing's back. Who lived, besides the marksdwarf?

[Roundabout Lout]

Survivors were me(duh), one marksdwarf, who was crawling all around in a feeble attempt to follow me while he was concious, and the speardwarf, who only suffered a broken head, and broken arm, i think.
 The speardwarf isn't in there much, because after he was wounded, he ran like a little girly dwarf.
I take that back, half the attacking force was made up of female beards, and they actually fought to the bitter end. What a wuss.

[flabort]

i once had a similar senario... i had modded in a few races and removed a few tags here and there, so i doubt you could reproduce it, but i ended up with
years 1 to 30: age of Hydra and Demon
years 31 to 270: age of mabdug (who named the Hydra after ale?)
years 271 to 300: age of Hydra and Demon.

acording to Legends, i now had a zombie Spirit of Fire running around, rivaling a skeletal Hydra.

oh, ya, years 243 to 247 were age of heroes, because the Hydra was temporaily dead. before it turned skeletal. but thats only 5 years.