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[Bumber]

Slade shoes, nooo, slade flip-flops.

There's a dwarven mafia that goes around saying, "Nice socks you got there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to them!" Anyone that crosses the dwarven mafia gets dropped in the magma sea with slade shoes on their feet.

[delphonso]

"Where's Urist?"

"Let's just say he's uh... sleeping with the magma crabs now."

[Nordlicht]

Sleeping with magma crabs can produce half-crab half-dwarf people. Possible with any other creature. Imagine half-maggots

[BigUglyWorm]

Sleeping with magma crabs can produce half-crab half-dwarf people. Possible with any other creature. Imagine half-maggots

"And that, son, is how I met your mother."
[unspeakable wet squelching]

[Naturegirl1999]

Sleeping with magma crabs can produce half-crab half-dwarf people. Possible with any other creature. Imagine half-maggots

And these hybrids can procreate with other creatures, including other hybrids, eventually your world will fill with chimeras of hundreds of creatures melded into each other, raccoons with zebra stripes, moth wings, scorpion tails, eagle eyes, and human teeth, goblins with the heads of beak dogs, aphids with the ability to spin silk and spit fire, and so many others

[Steedat]

'Balanced' Drawbridge Glitch (Atom Un-Smashing?): Whenever a raising drawbridge is raised, a random number of random objects/creatures appear on the tiles it covered.

[CABL]

You can now bump into the walls and trees! Your speed affects the severity of trauma; if you're just standing near the wall and bump into it, you'll get your fat bruised at worst, but if you're chasing someone through the woods while sprinting, and you bump into a tree, you'll get stunned at best, or get your head exploded into gore at worst.

[delphonso]

I think I've read that when Toady was writing the jumping scripts - he offset it by a power of 10000, and when people jumped they exploded into gore on the nearest solid object.

[Naturegirl1999]

I think I've read that when Toady was writing the jumping scripts - he offset it by a power of 10000, and when people jumped they exploded into gore on the nearest solid object.

So, if he knew what was wrong, was he able to fix it?

[Urist McUristUrist]

Three-faced divination dice that can only be found in Vaults and explode upon use.

[King Zultan]

Every time you roll divination dice you have a chance to explode.

[LordBaal]

Michael Bay mode. Everything, EVERYTHING has a chance to explode on contac or simply by random, with a higher chance of chain reactions once something explodes.

Also everytime you play you have a ever increasing chance of Megan Fox starting to hate you.

[Nordlicht]

Well, that would be more attention than I get now from her.

[Naturegirl1999]

Michael Bay mode. Everything, EVERYTHING has a chance to explode on contac or simply by random, with a higher chance of chain reactions once something explodes.

Also everytime you play you have a ever increasing chance of Megan Fox starting to hate you.

Megan Fox is a fox woman who leads an army of foxes. Every fox is part of Megan Fox’s mind. They are known as the Foxmind

[Quarque]

A realistic physics model for cave collapses.

99.99% of all existing forts suddenly collapse.