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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 485090 times)

Urist McUristUrist

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2550 on: November 12, 2020, 03:56:40 am »

Forget giant versions of everything we need Godzilla sized versions of everything.
The godzilla giant elephant is called a miniature giant elephant
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2551 on: November 12, 2020, 07:29:43 am »

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« Reply #2552 on: November 12, 2020, 10:53:44 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2553 on: November 12, 2020, 04:50:45 pm »

The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.

Worlds being cursed by deities to be turned into ice/lava/flood/whatever is a good suggestion; cataclysms being included in world gen is also a good one, such as worlds being hotter/colder/wetter than normal.
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« Reply #2554 on: November 13, 2020, 01:52:13 am »

The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.

Worlds being cursed by deities to be turned into ice/lava/flood/whatever is a good suggestion; cataclysms being included in world gen is also a good one, such as worlds being hotter/colder/wetter than normal.
HOTTER
COLDER
WETTER
DRYER
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2555 on: November 15, 2020, 01:57:56 am »

The ice caps expand over the course of a world's first decade. By Year 9 all life is mere fossils trapped within the maw of the frost that had enveloped the planet.

Worlds being cursed by deities to be turned into ice/lava/flood/whatever is a good suggestion; cataclysms being included in world gen is also a good one, such as worlds being hotter/colder/wetter than normal.
HOTTER
COLDER
WETTER
DRYER
Searing
Snowy
Swampy
Sandy
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2556 on: November 15, 2020, 02:35:04 am »

MICROWAVE
REFRIGERATOR
WASHINGMACHINE
DRYER

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2557 on: November 15, 2020, 02:35:27 am »

Slimy. Things just start accumulating slime.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2558 on: November 15, 2020, 02:40:57 am »

Everything DF does is now a Daft Punk reference of some form, no matter how ham-fisted it is.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2559 on: November 15, 2020, 03:05:16 am »

Everything in DF is now a JoJo reference.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2560 on: November 15, 2020, 05:03:09 am »

YARE YARE?!!!!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2561 on: November 15, 2020, 05:06:11 am »

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Fikilili

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2562 on: November 15, 2020, 09:15:30 am »

Dwarves will grow personal attachment to ambiguous fictionnal women with infantile behavior and squeaky voices who speak in a language they don't understand. Said dwarves would have very, very poor social skills, most likely to be lonely, refuse to work, and spend their money buying more art representing the woman they worship.
Some other dwarves will criticize this lifestyle and behavior, but will likely be ignored due to the [ADDICTION] tag attached to worshipping dwarves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2563 on: November 15, 2020, 10:04:34 am »

Dwarves will grow personal attachment to ambiguous fictionnal women with infantile behavior and squeaky voices who speak in a language they don't understand. Said dwarves would have very, very poor social skills, most likely to be lonely, refuse to work, and spend their money buying more art representing the woman they worship.
Some other dwarves will criticize this lifestyle and behavior, but will likely be ignored due to the [ADDICTION] tag attached to worshipping dwarves.
All deities are replaced with these entities after 1960.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2564 on: November 15, 2020, 10:33:19 am »

Just as evil regions can rain blood, slime and filth, good regions can be generated as candy-themed.  Gumdrops and syrup rain from the sky and trees are edible - not the fruits, the trees themselves.  These areas can be inhabited by candy people and animals.
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