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[methylatedspirit]

Why stop there when we can also add penises, vaginas....

You're reminding me of an Incident That Shall Not Be Named. Oh no.

[Maximum Spin]

Why stop there when we can also add penises, vaginas....

And sometimes they randomly play smooth jazz.

[Strik3r]

Add GUNS! And MULTIPLAYER!! And SEX!!! And FECES!!!! And HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!!!! AND CARS!!!!!! TOADY PLZ READ THIS AND ADD IT SO WE CAN PLAY REAL LIFE IN DWATF FARTRESS

I'm not sure how, but you somehow have succeeded in making a shit post, by the standards of a shitposting thread.
It's not witty, It's not clever; yes all of those are terrible suggestions, and they get repeated all the time, and without clowning out. This shit is just cringe.
But then again, what more can one expect from a furry?

Why stop there when we can also add penises, vaginas....

It's not inherently a terrible suggestion, but addition of genitalia would be superfulous within the context of DF,
except perhaps to be another thing to be cut off or mangled in combat, which one could argue does have some value, within the context of DF.

However, the one thing i legitimately support the addition of, is ovaries, or some abstraction thereof, for female creatures.
Equality... in being traumatically neutered in mortal combat.

You're reminding me of an Incident That Shall Not Be Named. Oh no.

I think it might be a bit of a stretch to jump, from the addition of genitalia, to VIRTUAL CHILD RAPE.

Why stop there when we can also add penises, vaginas....

And sometimes they randomly play smooth jazz.

I suppose a man could exhibit some properties of a musical instrument if someone were to play his instrument like a trombone.

Here, i'll add something to the thread, so that i'm not only bitching.
And i think our fur friend has given me a great idea.

Toady should add an invincible, mary sue supergod self-insert into the game. And since i've heard Toady really hates when we make jokes about killing cats, this invincible mary sue supergod self-insert will appear in your fortress whenever a cat dies of anything other than old age, he will then proceed to systematically kill your entire fortress.
Likewise, if you kill a cat in adventure mode, the self-insert supergod invincible mary sue will instantly teleport behind you, and kill you with a sword.

Better make sure you lock all your cats somewhere NOTHING can reach them, and woe upon you if a migrant arrives with a pet cat.

[Egan_BW]

Add GUNS! And MULTIPLAYER!! And SEX!!! And FECES!!!! And HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!!!! AND CARS!!!!!! TOADY PLZ READ THIS AND ADD IT SO WE CAN PLAY REAL LIFE IN DWATF FARTRESS

I support all of this except multiplayer. Fuck multiplayer.

[MaxTheFox]

Add GUNS! And MULTIPLAYER!! And SEX!!! And FECES!!!! And HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!!!! AND CARS!!!!!! TOADY PLZ READ THIS AND ADD IT SO WE CAN PLAY REAL LIFE IN DWATF FARTRESS

I'm not sure how, but you somehow have succeeded in making a shit post, by the standards of a shitposting thread.
It's not witty, It's not clever; yes all of those are terrible suggestions, and they get repeated all the time, and without clowning out. This shit is just cringe.
But then again, what more can one expect from a furry?

Ever heard of satire? Just because you think it's unfunny doesn't mean you should get all pissy about it. Ignore it and move on. You're the only one making a fuss here.

I do remember posting actual cringe posts here though. Kinda hate myself for it. Should probably get Toady to wipe them. Thanks for reminding me.

Likewise, if you kill a cat in adventure mode, the self-insert supergod invincible mary sue will instantly teleport behind you, and kill you with a sword.

And then get on Bay12 and make a stupid thread about it. That'll show them!

[KittyTac]

Suggestion: Every time someone complains about a suggestion in this thread, Toady is legally obligated to implement it.

[Egan_BW]

Suggestion: Every time someone complains about a suggestion in this thread, Toady is legally obligated to implement it.

that dumb

[Fikilili]

Add a writing mode, which would allow players to write down the history of  a world they create from A to Z to  .
With this, your computer won't be doing any generation, in fact, you'll be the one generating a world for four hours while your PC goes to the kitchen to make a sandwich, waiting for you to be finished.



As a side note, add sandwiches that heal dwarves.

[Egan_BW]

Okay but It's gonna take me a whole lot longer than four hours.

[Nordlicht]

So DF is finally replaced with word and all features you could imagine have been implemented?

[SixOfSpades]

So DF is finally replaced with word and all features you could imagine have been implemented?

I have been informed that this is called "writing a book".

[A_Curious_Cat]

So DF is finally replaced with word and all features you could imagine have been implemented?

I have been informed that this is called "writing a book".

No.  That is called “posting in a forum”.  “Posting in a forum” and “writing a book” are two completely separate things.

[methylatedspirit]

The source code of Dwarf Fortress is released... in a programming language that only Toady understands, in obfuscated form, and completely uncommented. No specification is given. No compiler nor interpreter is given. You'll have to infer what anything means by reverse-engineering the language based on the source code.

[Nordlicht]

And then we find out that the game never existed and we shared a drug fueled hallucination with a girl lying dead on a bathroom floor.

[King Zultan]

Then it turns out we were the dead girl on the bathroom floor the whole time.