The temporary ceasefire with the pumpkin zombie army has ended and they've resumed their attack!November 1, 4:30 AMIts dark.Its cloudy.A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.Dustan Hache didn't post for the ninth time so random action.Yoink didn't post for the third time so random action.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the second time so random action.Infect the pumpkins with the “End of Break Blues” So they feel to lethargic to get back to attacking and just want to sit around and do nothing.
School’s back in for me, so I may actually be posting actions more regularly as I can keep track of what day it is.
EDIT: Does this count as brain alteration/ is this blocked by their immunity?
(Infecting the pumpkins = 3) You go around to the groups of zombies and tell them about how much better a time they had when they weren't fighting, you only manage to get through to a few groups (How many do you infect = 2) and convince less than than four hundred of them to stop fighting.
Team up with Avetruetotheimperator's forces in our fight to remove the zombie pumpkin army from the town.
Spread the roots and create root traps that will grab and immobilize the zombies.
(How many pumpkin zombie are in town = 4) You realize that there are over fifty thousand pumpkin zombies in the town somehow.
(Your people fighting the pumpkin zombies = 4) As soon as the pumpkin zombies start attacking your troops go into action and start killing the crap out of the zombies.
(Root traps = 3) You then start spreading roots around to create traps, but they don't spread very far and they don't trap anything.
Animals keep adding weapons to the city defenses.
I will use the megazords to attack the Giant Pumpkin Zombie Army
(Animals adding weapons to city = 3) They add a few more mounted guns to the city's defense.
(Megazord attacking the pumpkin zombies = 5) You then set out in the megazord, it takes a bit to get to the zombies but when you get there you let them have it by blasting and stomping the crap out of their front lines.
Try to search for the other humans
(5) It takes a bit but you finally find them hiding in a building and they aren't happy about being found, one of them points a gun at you and tells you to get away from them.
Then you see some pumpkin zombies wondering around outside of the building your in, it sees to scare the people.
Do I know about the pumpkin zombie army? If yes, then shoot at them for a while. If no, then kill the pliot ot the mecha
(Do you know about the pumpkin zombies | Heads = Yes | Tails = No | Heads) You look around to see if anyone's and you see a whole armies worth of pumpkin zombies wondering around the town.
(Shooting the pumpkin zombies = 3) You then shoot a few of them that get to close to the building your on.
Then suddenly the building your on explodes when the mecha shoots it, sending you flying into some of the newly created rubble injuring you in the process.
Start a crusade against harmful radiation in France with the Russians. Meanwhile, have all survivors join my faction, with a tribute of 1 candy.
Also, put on a costume of the Empereor of Mankind. At the same time, establish several propaganda posters in the afterlife for ghosts to join me
(Russians crusading against harmful radiation = 4) You send the Russians out to destroy the radiation, and they set out and destroy most of the radiation in France, there is still some radiation in the mountains and other hard to get to areas but otherwise its all gone.
(All survivors joining your faction with tribute of 1 candy = 4) Then you somehow get almost all of the survivors in France to join your group, and then they give you some candy.
Then you put on a Emperor of Mankind costume and become that, this doesn't mean people will see you as an authority figure though.
(Putting up propaganda posters in the after life = 2) You try to think of a propaganda poster, but you can't think of anything good to put on it and you don't end up making any.
Continue to sleep.
You continue to sleep, and ignore every horrible thing that's going on outside.
Try to find the FUNKY items needed to bring the FUNK into the world.
(2) You and your FUNKY friends search all over, but you can't find anything FUNKY enough to bring the FUNK into the world.
Have the infantry, APC, tank, other mecha, and artillery engage the incoming army, while I destroy the sniper.
(Infantry attacking = 3) They kill several of the creatures.
(APC attacking = 5) They kill a whole bunch of the creatures.
(Tank attacking = 3) They also kill some of them.
(Other mecha attacking = 3) They kill some as well.
(Artillery attacking = 4) They blow up a whole bunch of the creatures.
(You destroying the sniper = 5) You fire a rocket into the building the shot came from, which causes it to explode.
TRY TO GET SOME DEMONS TO JOIN ME, AND DEFEND MYSELF FROM ANY DEMONS THAT TRY TO ATTACK ME.
(Getting demons to join you = 2) You ask the demons to join you, but none of them take up your offer.
(Defending self = 5) So you kill them all.
I will assist the militia and citizens in defending the fief.
(You defending = 4) You rush out and cut down dozens of the monsters.
(Militia defending = 6) They kill several, but also get injured in the process.
(Citizens defending = 3) They don't see any action as they stay behind the walls.
NPC STUFFStart building a wall around the monastery, and some farms.
(Building the wall = 2) The wall doesn't really get started as everyone was focusing on the farm.
(Building some farms = 5) The farm gets set up in record time, and soon it'll be growing some crops.
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Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(4) They attack the fief and damage somethings.
(3) They kick a bunch of cans and stuff.
(4) They break a bunch of things.
(3) They throw some rocks at the fief.
(2) They eat some dirt and do nothing.
(5) They run around and destroy a bunch of buildings.
(3) They break a few windows.
(2) They sit around smoking crack.
(1) They get hit by a big rock.
(3) They knock over some stuff.
(1) They all die from something.
(2) They don't accomplish anything.
(4) They destroy several cars.
(4) They break several houses.
(6) They try to attack the city and only manage to break a few things before they all get killed.
(4) They go around kicking puppies.
Destroy everything the town.
(2) They don't really do anything.
(2) They also don't do anything.
(1) They get blown up and killed by everyone.
(4) They destroy some stuff around the town.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(2) They can't get anyone new to join them.
Percent of The Town destroyed: 49.87%Percent of America destroyed: 6%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0.02%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 1.37%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada destroyed 0%Yoink
Health: A BUNCH OF DAMAGE / flaming pants / burnt
Inventory: loaded shotgun, some marijuana, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips
Kakaluncha / Emperor of Mankind costume
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, 314,852 follows in France, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: FINE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some injured
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, megazord made from five zords and has four animal pilots.
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns.
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: FINE
Inventory: three canned goods, some bottled water
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it house / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals
Health: SOME DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 8,090 fire elementals two injured, 7766 Demonic Foliage
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers
Health: A LOT DAMAGE / bent backwards dislocated fingers
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: SOME DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in damaged Mecha
Health: FINE
Inventory: one mecha, armoured car, and a slightly damaged tank, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist
Base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery: farm
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures.
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
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