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Dwarf Fortress => DF General Discussion => Topic started by: penco on December 31, 2010, 05:41:52 pm

Title: Nice community here
Post by: penco on December 31, 2010, 05:41:52 pm
Hey everyone,

I'm a veteran dwarfmaster and lurker but newbie poster. I just wanted to give the people here props for being very welcoming and friendly. I'm not sure if it's just that this game attracts good-natured people or that it's a single-player non-competitive game, but the community is much, much nicer here than in any other game I've played.

So thanks! 8)
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Rainseeker on December 31, 2010, 05:44:21 pm
It IS true we have a nice welcoming community!  Glad you're here!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Balathustrius on December 31, 2010, 06:46:29 pm
GTFO NOOB!!@  MY DWRAFS CUD PWN UR ASf!!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Neyvn on December 31, 2010, 06:50:26 pm
TL;DR
GTFO OF OUR FOURMS NOOB!

Ah, TL;DR is the most annoying net thing ever created, seriously, if I see a post that I don't want to read I close it down, why would I feel the need to post if its closed down...

None the less, welcome to the forums mate, hope to see you around...
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on December 31, 2010, 06:55:18 pm
Don't cross me or you're finished in this burrow.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Duelmaster409 on December 31, 2010, 07:16:43 pm
A had a case of lurkeritis for a couple of months, but decided to start posting a bit because it was a new year and whatnot back in January. Boy this year went by fast.

Welcome! Hope you brought your magma.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: beekay on December 31, 2010, 08:28:53 pm
Did anyone else read the title as

"Nice community you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it."
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Mel_Vixen on December 31, 2010, 08:38:30 pm
Hehe welcome! You just entered the 3rd circle of hell (posting and donating is the 4rd). Your pact gifts are a powerfull beard, slowly advancing dwarfism and a cotton candy pick.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Chicken Launcher on December 31, 2010, 09:15:22 pm
I think it's partly due to the difficult learning curve for DF, and the fact that it's an open ended game where the player determines what they get out of it - whether it's for the stories, the city management, the architecture, etc., there's no mindless competition in racking up points or achievements. So the game itself filters the userbase into reasonably patient, intelligent, and creative people.

EDIT: And dousing elven villages in magma gets out all of our anger, so on the forums everyone's nice and friendly.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Duke 2.0 on December 31, 2010, 09:16:30 pm
 Nice community you have here.
 Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on December 31, 2010, 09:26:00 pm
Nice community you have here.
 Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Look pal, this is my turf, just keep walkin' huh?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Duke 2.0 on December 31, 2010, 09:29:45 pm
 Hey, we're all cool here, we are all on the level. I just hope you guys do what you gots to do to keep it that way.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 09:47:27 pm
Yes, we are the most awesome, legendary, coolest, best at roller blading, and humble community out there. Sane too...
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Zrk2 on December 31, 2010, 09:55:00 pm
It's because we don't have jerks (except me) or 12 year olds trolling all the time.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 09:56:13 pm
Oh I don't know, I am some what of a jerk, and just to prove it, I think Capntastic is a 12 year old kid.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on December 31, 2010, 09:58:16 pm
Sane too...
Says Max White.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on December 31, 2010, 10:01:09 pm
Oh I don't know, I am some what of a jerk, and just to prove it, I think Capntastic is a 12 year old kid.

Hey getta load'a this wiseguy meathead know-nothin' cannoli-brain mook.  Were I not in such a pleasant mood I would most certainly employ a tire iron on his kneecaps in a way most disconcerting to his anatomy.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Zrk2 on December 31, 2010, 10:05:06 pm
Did I just derail this thread? Seriously, you should probably try and get back on topic.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on December 31, 2010, 10:10:10 pm
If I am hearing you correctly, you come in here and tell us that we should be talking about the topic, which if I recall, is about what a nice bunch'a stand-up guys we are.   To this end you tell me, you come into my home and you tell me that our light-hearted japery is uncalled for?  And to be dismissed as counter to the point of discussion?   This is an insult my friend, and I would seriously reconsider your tone if you wish to remain untouched by some sort of blunt instrument.   You used to smile, Zrk2, you used to be someone I could trust, and this is how you do me?  This is how you tell me that by jostling the funnybones of my compatriots in this leisurely manner, I am in fact somehow 'off topic; in a thread about our nice little community?  This is not a pleasant arrangement.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 10:20:53 pm
Hey getta load'a this wiseguy meathead know-nothin' cannoli-brain mook.  Were I not in such a pleasant mood I would most certainly employ a tire iron on his kneecaps in a way most disconcerting to his anatomy.

It's best we just let him get it out of he's system. He sleeps better that way, and he has a play date tomorrow.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 10:25:34 pm
Hehe. This happens to every thread like this. Another reason to love this place.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 10:35:34 pm
welcome strange guy sitting in the dark corner. i greet you the same way i greet all. dwarf, human, elf, and goblin alike.... hi.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: warhammer651 on December 31, 2010, 10:49:34 pm
welcome strange guy sitting in the dark corner. i greet you the same way i greet all. dwarf, human, elf, and goblin alike.... hi.

I detect a distinct lack of magma. If that is how you greet Elves then I am sorely disappointed in you
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 10:58:27 pm
i replaced the magma with kobold blood, much more fun to swim through.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on December 31, 2010, 10:59:14 pm
You'll catch your death of mange.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:01:20 pm
Mmmm. Mango
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:01:50 pm
I was always a fan of peaches more, but mango is very nice too...
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 11:02:23 pm
.............fruit.........peaches.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:03:19 pm
A nice slime mould's good too.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: KaguroDraven on December 31, 2010, 11:03:52 pm
I swear, like 1/10 new people make threads like this, it is both funny and kinda awesome as well.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:05:10 pm
Don't swear around the newbies!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Zrk2 on December 31, 2010, 11:05:30 pm
I almost did.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:06:09 pm
I guess it is cool that were a shiney piller of light in an dark internet of evil.

Also, who would you want to eat slime?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:07:10 pm
I dunno.. Me, I guess.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: KaguroDraven on December 31, 2010, 11:07:41 pm
Don't swear around the newbies!!
I can swear whenever I want to!
I swear to me(god) people need to stop telling me to stop swearing!


Depends on what the slime is like.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 11:07:55 pm
mother@#$%^ #@%crack @#$% %@#$% ^#$%#@ @#%$@%@%#%@##%@#%@.

Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:08:29 pm
What did you do that was so bad that you feel you must amend by eating slime?

It all sounds icky...
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:09:13 pm
Clearly the joke was lost upon you.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 11:09:44 pm
technically most of you guys are noobs.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:10:01 pm
Joke? Me? Lost? Never... You must have me mistaken for that other guy with the same name and avatar as me.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:10:08 pm
I am.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 11:10:59 pm
you're both noobs....
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:11:08 pm
Newb? Me? Lost?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:11:50 pm
I know I'm a noob. That's why I said "I am"
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 11:12:26 pm
Newb? Me? Lost?
SILENCE YOU FOOL!!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:13:08 pm
I'll be quiter.

Any good?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on December 31, 2010, 11:15:38 pm
actually i redact my last information, Max White is the only noob in the world (dunno about leet8yearoldxboxplayers yet).
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:16:16 pm
I would like to thank my family and freinds for this most noble of honers.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:17:48 pm
'Sides. My postcount are bettar.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:19:06 pm
*Clicky clicky*

Lets see what you've racked up...

THE HELL!!!!!! Do you do anything but post here? I need more topics to talk on.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on December 31, 2010, 11:19:43 pm
Quality, not quantity.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on December 31, 2010, 11:20:40 pm
Quantity has a kind of quality all of its own.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on December 31, 2010, 11:21:04 pm
Quote
1773 (27.277 per day)

...27 posts per day?!?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:21:57 pm
It's harder then you might think to achive.

Like dodging 200 lightning bolts, it might look like a walk in the park, but blink once and BAM!!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: KaguroDraven on December 31, 2010, 11:22:21 pm
It's becouse Merchant is cool.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on December 31, 2010, 11:23:19 pm
Quantity has a kind of quality all of its own.
True.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:23:34 pm
Na, merchant is too cool to be cool, she must be a geek.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: NSQuote on December 31, 2010, 11:24:53 pm
I have 27 lurks per day.

Im so proud of myself. <3
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:26:38 pm
Don't worry. Once you evolve, you speed doubles!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: NSQuote on December 31, 2010, 11:28:16 pm
Don't worry. Once you evolve, you speed doubles!
54 lurks per day?

Feels good, man.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: KaguroDraven on December 31, 2010, 11:29:08 pm
If you manage your other evolution you get 108 lurks per day.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Duke 2.0 on December 31, 2010, 11:29:37 pm
 I regret posting here. If I knew one throwaway joke in reference to the title of the thread would cause the whole thing to spiral into cruddiness then I would have left it alone.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on December 31, 2010, 11:30:49 pm
It wasn't you, no one can stop the spiral into insanity once Capn gets into his routine.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:31:00 pm
If you manage your other evolution you get 108 lurks per day.

Yea, but who is going to trade away a perfectly good kingsrock?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on December 31, 2010, 11:31:22 pm
I regret posting here. If I knew one throwaway joke in reference to the title of the thread would cause the whole thing to spiral into cruddiness then I would have left it alone.

It was a good run until about halfway through page two.

Edit:  Nothing gold can stay, Ponyboy.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:33:25 pm
Capn has this phobia of mangos you see...
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: NSQuote on December 31, 2010, 11:34:42 pm
If you manage your other evolution you get 108 lurks per day.
I can't, because I'm

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png)

Also, no link cable.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on December 31, 2010, 11:37:44 pm
I regret posting here. If I knew one throwaway joke in reference to the title of the thread would cause the whole thing to spiral into cruddiness then I would have left it alone.

It was a good run until about halfway through page two.

Edit:  Nothing gold can stay, Ponyboy.
It wasn't you, no one can stop the spiral into insanity once Capn gets into his routine. literary references.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on December 31, 2010, 11:39:26 pm
Pretentiousness OVERWHELMING!


                                                                                                          Cheat enabled
Max White: Oh...
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Zrk2 on December 31, 2010, 11:49:07 pm
GAAAHHHH!!!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Capntastic on January 01, 2011, 12:05:18 am
Sorry you had to see this, Penco.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: NSQuote on January 01, 2011, 12:12:21 am
And with that, happy 2007! Hooray!

I propose a toast to another wonderfully Dwarven year.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Tellemurius on January 01, 2011, 12:27:17 am
Na, merchant is too cool to be cool, she must be a geek.
.....  should i facepalm him?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: ToonyMan on January 01, 2011, 01:15:07 am
Nice community you have here.
 Would be a sssssssssshame if sssssssssssssomething were to happen to it.
D:
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: nbonaparte on January 01, 2011, 01:36:50 am
Hehe welcome! You just entered the 3rd circle of hell (posting and donating is the 4rd). Your pact gifts are a powerfull beard, slowly advancing dwarfism and a cotton candy pick.
So what are the 5th-9th? I would assume toady is the ninth.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: MrWiggles on January 01, 2011, 03:48:47 am
No! YOU'RE A TOWEL!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Dae on January 01, 2011, 09:25:49 am
Towels are powerful tools.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: mcdonaldjord on January 01, 2011, 10:03:49 am
Towels are powerful tools.

powerful tool. need i say more?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: jaked122 on January 01, 2011, 10:49:37 am
glad to hear that you like the community, it is still the only forum I post on with any regularity.
this is a haven for people who seem to be both intelligent(or maybe I'm just stupid...) and fairly willing to answer questions about the game. which despite my many mods I've made for myself, I still have to ask questions which still feel like n00b questions.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Zaerosz on January 03, 2011, 05:01:14 am
You know, if the OP's still reading, I think they get the general idea of this place. We're full o' nerds. Awesome nerds.
If you manage your other evolution you get 108 lurks per day.

Yea, but who is going to trade away a perfectly good kingsrock?
PFFT. What about steel coats?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 03, 2011, 05:03:09 am
It's worth it for a steel bug type.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Zrk2 on January 03, 2011, 05:32:17 pm
I have a useful tool!

Yeah, we are a decent forum, except for the politics thread, those can get vicious.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: optimumtact on January 03, 2011, 11:53:23 pm
and the religious ones, the lower forums are a dangerous place. Bring the only weapon that counts, Dry Sarcastic Wit.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: nbonaparte on January 03, 2011, 11:56:02 pm
You might have to battle a wild Nikov down there.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: MythagoWoods on January 04, 2011, 01:21:00 am
Yeah I tend to enjoy the Dwarfy forums more then the others so I tend to stick to these.  I like it here.  It's soft and comfy and smells like wet dog.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 04, 2011, 01:45:31 am
Yeah I tend to enjoy the Dwarfy forums more then the others so I tend to stick to these.  I like it here.  It's soft and comfy and smells like wet dog.

Who modded the bay12 forums prefstring? Own up...
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: optimumtact on January 04, 2011, 01:50:17 am
Yeah I tend to enjoy the Dwarfy forums more then the others so I tend to stick to these.  I like it here.  It's soft and comfy and smells like wet dog.

Who modded the bay12 forums prefstring? Own up...

Capn is throwing a tantrum.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 04, 2011, 01:58:10 am
 ::) Again? Last time he made Zrk2 have a body temperature of a few thousand urists.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: optimumtact on January 04, 2011, 02:59:35 am
I heard that he was also the cause of the last noob melting rain here on the forums. Kept messing with the temperature of body fats.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Dae on January 04, 2011, 06:12:07 am
So Capn has made fat irresisitibly hot ?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 04, 2011, 06:16:48 am
Only Capn ever could!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on January 04, 2011, 07:06:29 am
Only Capn ever could!
So Capn is a fat 12 year old mobster? Huh.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Indricotherium on January 04, 2011, 10:26:54 am
Just here to wedge another welcome to the OP in amongst the nonsense.

Carry on!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: ScriptWolf on January 04, 2011, 11:21:52 am
(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/047/589/original/meanwhile_in_ukraine.jpg?1272181077)
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Armok on January 04, 2011, 02:27:35 pm
kjhghkjhgjhgjfguyiooygyghkgbjbhj!! ^_^
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: monk12 on January 04, 2011, 05:09:09 pm
Did anyone else read the title as

"Nice community you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it."

Nice community you got here.




sssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: optimumtact on January 06, 2011, 03:32:53 am
kjhghkjhgjhgjfguyiooygyghkgbjbhj!! ^_^

Google translate doesn't do a good a job as it used too.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Cruxador on January 06, 2011, 03:51:19 am
Whoa

I just skipped from the first page to the seventh page. The discussion segways flawlessly over that gap.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Nexii Malthus on January 06, 2011, 05:39:06 am
Very nice to see all the oldies still hang around, definitely quite a unique touch of game community.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: optimumtact on January 06, 2011, 06:10:37 am
Bay 12 Forums, Blood in, Blood out.

They say you never quite leave.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: ScriptWolf on January 06, 2011, 08:01:31 am
Yup once you reach the lower forums bay12 captures you soul and you never leave fully :D
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 06, 2011, 08:03:37 am
True Dat.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: lordnincompoop on January 06, 2011, 08:18:52 am
I guess I'm kinda late for the party, but late's better than never.

Hello there newgai. Welcome to Bay12, hope you have a pleasant stay. Watch the corpses.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: ScriptWolf on January 06, 2011, 08:20:54 am
True Dat.

Merchant I'm wondering do you always have Furrys as DP? And are you male or female? If you don't mind me asking
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 06, 2011, 08:21:23 am
Yes and female.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: ScriptWolf on January 06, 2011, 08:24:24 am
Yes and female.

Ahh cool cool :)).... I feel a bit weird then cause I'm male haha >,<
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 06, 2011, 08:25:10 am
Ever so slightly random X3
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: ScriptWolf on January 06, 2011, 08:36:37 am
Ever so slightly random X3

Yeah but this thread can't derail anymore it's kinda off the tracks allready and crushed a few people :D and was just wondering cause of my DP >,< seems I'm the only guy with that kinda of display pic :P
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 06, 2011, 08:37:09 am
Militia had one like it for a while.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: optimumtact on January 06, 2011, 08:53:31 am
Derailing a derailed thread, oh boy.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: ScriptWolf on January 06, 2011, 10:00:14 am
Derailing a derailed thread, oh boy.

derailing the derailment Ftw!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: KaguroDraven on January 06, 2011, 10:03:16 am
Yup once you reach the lower forums bay12 captures you soul and you never leave fully :D
Too bad, I sold my soul years ago, but I do enjoy the lower forums anyway.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Wirevix on January 06, 2011, 04:51:01 pm
I just spent awhile on another forum and wound up digging into a "funny pictures" thread.  The constant posting of horrendously prejudiced pictures and the equally horrendously prejudiced responses from all the people there made me flee back here.

I am far more a lurker than a poster but man, it's so nice to have a good, positive place to lurk.

This community consistently amazes me for being top-notch.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Artifakt on January 06, 2011, 10:34:56 pm
Top-Notch just begins to cover it. We have quite possibly the best forum jokes and general humor, and epic people to boot. For instance, Max White's lyrics are ☼ by a long shot, plus the Scott Pilgrim (or Scott Pilgrim inspired) avatar. And we have neko girls.

(Just found out about alt codes! ☺)
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 06, 2011, 10:39:13 pm
Top-Notch just begins to cover it. We have quite possibly the best forum jokes and general humor, and epic people to boot. For instance, Max White's lyrics are ☼ by a long shot, plus the Scott Pilgrim (or Scott Pilgrim inspired) avatar. And we have neko girls.

(Just found out about alt codes! ☺)

Paul Robertson inspired, the artist behind 'kings of power 4 billion%', the film clip to 'do the whirlwind' by my favorite band Architecture in helsinki, and the graphics for 'Scott pilgrim Vs. the world: The game'.  :D

So the man gets around, and despite he's sickening taste of humour, I like he's works.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Urist McDepravity on January 07, 2011, 09:25:19 pm
This community consistently amazes me for being top-notch.
Its esp. amazing that Toady and ThreeToe do not spend 12hrs/day on moderating the forums. They have to intervene like once a week, and this seems like miracle compared to, for example, my own communities where i have to keep dozens of mods active to maintain some order there.
And if you consider that many of active bay12 posters are not angels and come from places like 4chan and SA, it starts amazing even more.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: optimumtact on January 07, 2011, 09:59:19 pm
Everybody's to afraid to do anything bad, just in case Kurtalmak sp? wakes up.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 07, 2011, 10:36:22 pm
Oh god, you dare speek the name of the banny one?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 07, 2011, 10:38:17 pm
... Who?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on January 07, 2011, 11:22:09 pm
... Who?
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on January 07, 2011, 11:28:34 pm
KURTULMAK, GOD OF THE ARMOK I FORUM.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on January 07, 2011, 11:31:20 pm
KURTULMAK, GOD OF THE ARMOK I FORUM.
Oh, that's why I've never seen him. The Armok I Forum is like Bay12's creepy basement though, he could still be lurking down there and we wouldn't even know...   0_0
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 07, 2011, 11:31:26 pm
Uh. n00b here. I still have no idea.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on January 07, 2011, 11:35:08 pm
Read. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=29713.0)

Contains such things as:

Quote from: Kurtulmak
One of you gnomes hit the button and reported Kurtulmak for "abusing his moderator powers."

The great God of Kobolds put himself on Mute for a month to ponder the complexities of what had happened.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 07, 2011, 11:49:37 pm
Uh. n00b here. I still have no idea.

You may have noticed that we have a nice, reletivly clean society here. Well sure, you have people like capn and myself walking around, even a few people who like elves, but for the most part it is a nice place. Well we didn't get here through what you would call 'ethical' means. You see, every jerk that turns up gets locked in the Armok I Forum, a forum dedicated to Dwarf Fortresses older brother. This dosn't sound so bad, however! In this forum lurks a terrible beast, who eats users, so the jerks mostly end up as monster chow.

Legend says that this monster, namd Kurtulmak, is currently sleeping, and will for another 300 years, untill the day when Salves to Armok 3 is born, and everything we know and love here is sucked into a vortex, so life can begin anew for this new installment of the Armok series.
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on January 07, 2011, 11:51:59 pm
Salves to Armok 3? Is he injured? WHO DID IT?? WAS IT URIST?! TELL ME DAMMIT!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on January 07, 2011, 11:53:59 pm
More importantly!! Is. the salve. GOLDEN!!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Max White on January 08, 2011, 12:00:07 am
Salves to Armok 3? Is he injured? WHO DID IT?? WAS IT URIST?! TELL ME DAMMIT!!
No, it was Iton...

More importantly!! Is. the salve. GOLDEN!!!
No, but it may very well be ‼golden‼
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Zrk2 on January 08, 2011, 12:02:46 am
More importantly!! Is. the salve. GOLDEN!!!

No, it is blood.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SALVE FOR THE SALVE THRONE!!!
Title: Re: Nice community here
Post by: Gatleos on January 08, 2011, 12:23:17 am
Salves to Armok 3? Is he injured? WHO DID IT?? WAS IT URIST?! TELL ME DAMMIT!!
No, it was Iton...
You're getting your legends mixed up. Armok III has nothing to do with the great God of Blood, he's the third in a line of pansy Elves who dishonored the name of Armok by using it as their surname. You see, Armok lost a game of Uno to one of the Elven gods of vines or some shit and had to agree to give immunity to a single Elf from his divine retribution, as per a bet agreed upon before the game. The Elven vine god told the Elf Kifino Smilelover about the deal, and he and the other Elves of Crowdblossomed soiled the name of the God of Blood by changing Kifino's surname to Armok. The prancy Elves were pursued by an entire army of Dwarves for two more generations before an axe-wielding Dwarf by the name of Iton Bridgebars (leading a pack of bloodthirsty Dwarves) finally cornered Kifino Armok III at the Pass of Lashing and killed him in such a horrible way that it was too violent even for Dwarf Fortress and had to be censored.