For the love of fanservice! KEEP! STRIPPING!EVERY TIME I CHECK THIS THREAD I SEE THIS SHIT
HECK YEA!
Screw technology, I'm going to immolate things! BURN STUFF! BURN IT NOW!
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Burning things! Your house is on fire.
O.O I had a house?
Make no attempt to salvage house, use scrap wires and my 1 year of electrician's training to attempt to build a generator.
Anyone need any charred wood?
Try and impress her.
What is her name?
Lolfail: "Ok then..." Absorb remaining half of pulsar.
Cyrydiad: Use pulsar-ness to shield Lolfail from negative effects.
Rebuild the Imperial Guard.
Convince the RNG that a adamantine hammer would be devastating,it would also make it more painful if I was wearing full body armor at the time.
Peek at the home universe to see how bad the situation is. If it's bad, keep meditating.
Try and impress her.BARBARA
What is her name?
Cheese? What are you talking about?
(You've got a cheese problem. Someone braver than me will have to stage an intervention.)
Find who the GM sold all the interesting things to for cheese.
I continue searching for a new homeworld for the almighty Raptor Empire.
((Because, you know, you missed my action the first time so why not try again?))
I'm a Dwarven Werewolf.
((That is my action for this turn.))
Go to the universe where the Mark 9 NanoForge didn't get destroyed
For the love of fanservice! KEEP! STRIPPING!
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
Ah, what the hell, I'll join the game, as slightly narcissistic as that may be. My avatar's an Ilithid, which is a humanoid squid abberation thing that eats the brains of sentient creatures for sustenance. Loathes sunlight, and has some psionic powers, primarily telepathic communication, suggestions, and attacks.
Take stock of the situation.
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
You can't, it was exploded.
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
You can't, it was exploded.
Oh. Well. Then.
REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
You can't, it was exploded.
Oh. Well. Then.
REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS
Can he do that?
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
You can't, it was exploded.
Oh. Well. Then.
REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS
Can he do that?
Well my avatar is masked man with a glowing earth between his hands so maybe?
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
You can't, it was exploded.
Oh. Well. Then.
REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS
Can he do that?
Well my avatar is masked man with a glowing earth between his hands so maybe?
But what if that Earth is a hologram?
Huzzah!No more technology &/or wrong thread. ;)
Crash through the wall, figure out what's going on, and shoot missiles at any robots.
No more technology &/or wrong thread. ;)
((Unless I've read everything horribly wrong...))
I must submit Claus F. Lester, a summoner currently prepared for a dance battle.
Blunt, arrogant, stubborn, and a pervert that enjoys ogling the ladies, he has a great intellect, but for some reason he decides to hit his enemies with books when they get too close!Attempt to figure out what is going on...Give flameboy a thumbs up for attempting the same thing.
Set out to learn the name of RNG's sister.
Help kj guess RNG's sister's name. Cos I'm a nice guy like that. Also, because I decided it was time to take a break from science.
Avatar Flandre Scarlet wants to play! She is a 495 year old vampire child from the game series Touhou, and is a basement escapee, a loli forever, and blows things up whenever she wants. By squeezing her hands.
Make a grand entrance by bursting through the fourth wall.
Ah, what the hell, I'll join the game, as slightly narcissistic as that may be. My avatar's an Ilithid, which is a humanoid squid abberation thing that eats the brains of sentient creatures for sustenance. Loathes sunlight, and has some psionic powers, primarily telepathic communication, suggestions, and attacks.
Take stock of the situation.
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
You can't, it was exploded.
Oh. Well. Then.
REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS
If Playergamer is still here:
Kick his ass
If he isn't:
Summon a horde of giant turtle creatures like those from the Avengers to devour everyone but me.
Check on my followers.
CRUSH THE EARTH BETWEEN MY HANDS
You can't, it was exploded.
Oh. Well. Then.
REFORM EARTH WITH MY HANDS
Can he do that?
Well my avatar is masked man with a glowing earth between his hands so maybe?
But what if that Earth is a hologram?
WHAT IF EVERYTHING IS A HOLOGRAM?
NEW ACTION: TURN EVERYTHING INTO A HOLOGRAM
Throw a book at a random person nearby, preferably another poster.
Edit: "Hadoken is powered by looooove!"
Forcibly begin existing where other players are.
Give the RNG a thermo nuclear kick that can travel all dimensions!
((Hmph.))
Shocking! Disaster! I use !!SCIENCE!! to coup heaven, FOR THE RAPTOR EMPIRE!.
Huzzah!
Crash through the wall, figure out what's going on, and shoot missiles at any robots.
Meditate. Make note of the newly appeared psionic mind. (flameboy99, that is)
Build more guys, and give them sticks that go boom!
((the retcon is strong, plus choose your own glow colour for the easies plz))Huzzah!No more technology &/or wrong thread. ;)
Crash through the wall, figure out what's going on, and shoot missiles at any robots.
"..what did you sell, what pl-
..uh-
.....
who are you talking to?"
MEDITATE.
Tell the RNG that I'm sorry for trying to assassinate him and I am now a better person,then wander off and blow up mars.
EDIT that's right I'm dead,I can't blow up mars,respawn as a my cowboy gunslinger self.
Stalk the dark city, and try to find some proper English gentlemen's brains to nomp. Also, try to locate the nearest Elder Brain and/or large gathering of other Ilithids I can convince to create an Elder Brain.
Lose consciousness, for I am a mere mortal, albeit a semi-magical one.
have earth's people move to my mini earth
QuoteQuote from: smurfingtonthethird link=topic=137790.msg5176405#msg5
[quote author=Sinvara link=topic=137790.msg5176050#msg5176050 date=1397272605((Hmph.))
Shocking! Disaster! I use !!SCIENCE!! to coup heaven, FOR THE RAPTOR EMPIRE!.
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Yay, omniciding parallel dimensions.
((Does this mean that I control Heaven?))
If so, I banish the remaining angels to the underworld to make room for the Raptor Empire.
If not, I lead some of the Raptor army into Heaven, for the freaking Raptor Empire!
NEVER! I ARE TALK GM-LANGUAGE ON GM-FREQUENCY, I ARE DEMAND EQUALITIES!
But you said plz. >:(
Well, perhaps if you shared a good example, I could do just that?
Both: Reform.
Never give up, never surrender!
Summon giant turtle things a la The Avengers.
God, took long enough to get that perfect strip. Now, go do secret agent things, in sexy mode.
Get into a high-stakes race.
Retire. Start producing cheese.
Attempt to fly in space towards a star. Thankfully I don't need to breathe, being dead already, although freezing isn't in my best interest.
You're still floating through space.((The hell did that happen?))
BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOP
BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOP
You can't do that! I'm already in the process of stealing the Mini-Earth!
BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOPWho on earth is bebop?
BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOPWho on earth is bebop?
BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOPWho on earth is bebop?
HERETIC!
BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOPWho on earth is bebop?
HERETIC!
You literally must be trolling.Trolling? on this forum? your kidding me,but I have never heard of bebop and never liked anime,mainly because I never watched any TV shows,probably affected me.
Since I don't like anime I didn't watch it but I assume it's some obscure Japanese show that nobody really knows about.
Hrm,well I haven't really seen too much anime flying around in the year or so that I've had a account.Since I don't like anime I didn't watch it but I assume it's some obscure Japanese show that nobody really knows about.
Son, you're at Bay12 now. Here, The Simpsons is more obscure than anime.
Really? I've seen quite a bit, myself. Then again, I mainly frequent FG&RP, and according to your profile, you're mainly on RtD.Hrm,well I haven't really seen too much anime flying around in the year or so that I've had a account.Since I don't like anime I didn't watch it but I assume it's some obscure Japanese show that nobody really knows about.
Son, you're at Bay12 now. Here, The Simpsons is more obscure than anime.
ALERT ALERT THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DERAILED
Get to a planet.
Become producer of the universe's best artisan cheeses. Withdraw from politics.
I keep fighting archangels by using dirty tactics.
I'm dead,again,respawn as a wild space cowboy who has his own ship!
Retire once more to my pocket dimension, stealing TamerVirus's tiny Earth to bring with me.
Oh dear, try to avoid the plot!
Regenerate
BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOP
Lolfail: "Kanedaaaaa!"
Cyrydiad: "What?"
Lolfail: "Never mind; I just had a brilliant idea..." Metamorphose into Pharika, God of Affliction.
So, if I'm in an Illithid prison, that implies that there are other Illithids?
Grow into an Elder Brain, and have my Illithid allies become my servants and peons!
Despair that I'll never actually be able to do anything related to my avatar. Return from my journey and helprebuild some moreget the Raptors out of this latest mess.
Master potato conjuration.
run away straight towards playergamer
WHAT!!!!!!!!!! ANIME IS POPULER ON THIS SITE HERESY
USE THE NANOFORGE TO PURGE BAY12 OF ANIME, excluding the GM's, of course
Well, it had the blueprints of a set of rails at one point or another. Those quickly got burnt.
((...Huh. I'm surprised you actually let me become an Elder Brain.))
Have my loyal Illithid servants fight their way out of the prison, and use my enhanced psionic powers to either mentally dominate or kill me directly. Once a path out is secure, have my minions carry me out of the prison and find a pool of brine to suspend me in.
Bah. Nobody's immune to point-blank brain removal, though, and I have an army of creatures biologically designed to do just that. And besides, if any of them die, more corpses for the brain stem! Man, Elder Brains are dicks.((...Huh. I'm surprised you actually let me become an Elder Brain.))
Have my loyal Illithid servants fight their way out of the prison, and use my enhanced psionic powers to either mentally dominate or kill me directly. Once a path out is secure, have my minions carry me out of the prison and find a pool of brine to suspend me in.
Because you're going up against the psionically immune.
:D
Disliking anime in general is like calling every form of religion stupid. Sure, they might all suck ass for you, but everyone has different tastes and different ideals, and you have to respect that.
He invaded your pocket dimension. I think most of you forget how tiny the borders are between dimensions in this.
DEPLOY DERAIL CANNON
I don't actually hate or even dislike anime that much, I just feel its my duty to be over the top sometimes
You're one of those flower tanks from Touhou 2: Story of Eastern Wonderland, built by Rika, who also built another more important flower tank and Evil Eye Sigma. 8)
Ooh no, no drunk science for me. That's how I got into this mess. Buut, if you were to provide me with a proper hive-mind brain, I could assimilate it myself.
..Plot? Talking to me?
I'm not sure I knew in the first place.
Ask for TamerVirus's help in thickening the walls to my pocket dimension.
Ooh no, no drunk science for me. That's how I got into this mess. Buut, if you were to provide me with a proper hive-mind brain, I could assimilate it myself.
..Plot? Talking to me?
You can do that?
.... Ahh, screw it.
Summon everything and everyone except for myself to a single spot, all at the same time.
Summon everything and everyone except for myself to a single spot, all at the same time.You do understand that this will cause the Big Crunch, at omniversal scale instead of a single 'versal one?
You do understand that this will cause the Big Crunch, at omniversal scale instead of a single 'versal one?
Christ, not naked! What manner of harlot do you take me for? The most attractive thing in the world is that which is just barely out of sight. Put on clothes. Very few clothes, but clothes nonetheless. Then go and help another PC.Dibs
((...Huh. I'm surprised you actually let me become an Elder Brain.))
Have my loyal Illithid servants fight their way out of the prison, and use my enhanced psionic powers to either mentally dominate or kill me directly. Once a path out is secure, have my minions carry me out of the prison and find a pool of brine to suspend me in.
See if anyone's making space cows.
Pharika!Lolfail: "Time to fuck shit up!"
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "I'm not sure how I feel about this... You do realise we're now partly mammalian, right?"
Pharika!Lolfail: "Does it matter? No? Thought not."
Pharika: Test out new powers over life and death by creating space cows, and then killing them for fun.Spoiler: New avatar (click to show/hide)
LEARN LANGUAGE THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL!
((Blazing Glory's "Space cowboy" Actually reminds me of Firefly.))
I use my AI knowledge of the occult to burn the wings off the Angels to remove their advantage in battle, also keep fighting.
I'm not sure I knew in the first place.
Ask for TamerVirus's help in thickening the walls to my pocket dimension.
Destroy the giant potato with a mere thought.
DEPLOY DERAIL CANNON
I don't actually hate or even dislike anime that much, I just feel its my duty to be over the top sometimes
Learn how to live in space. Somehow. There's no common sense where I came from anyway.
Being a non-speaking semi-sentient war machine powered by magic (which was likely exempt from the techno-pocolypse due to hiding in the background as a static object) I stand motionless for a while, pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, while sincerely wishing I had arms in order to scratch the imaginary itch occurring on the side of my hull (the lack of nervous system only aggravating the issue further).
Seeing as that wouldn't incite much of an outcome however, after few moments of semi-thought, >carefully and deliberately position the cannon of my turret in order to pick a flower from the surrounding grounds, whatever they might be.
On the difference between rails and plot: Though the thread may be whacky, there are rails. This is a thread for a RTD. No matter what happens in the game, it's what the thread is about. Thus, shoving the game aside to discuss something else would be derailment.
Say, didn't I make the subtle knife earlier? And now we're fighting Heaven?
Use the Knife to create portals, bring in an infinite number of parallel reinforcements.
Recreate Earth, except with British elephants controlling the planet.
More cheese. Better cheese.
.... Ahh, screw it.
Summon everything and everyone except for myself to a single spot, all at the same time.
Wait, you said you were a GM? ...Is that an abbreviation?
Christ, not naked! What manner of harlot do you take me for? The most attractive thing in the world is that which is just barely out of sight. Put on clothes. Very few clothes, but clothes nonetheless. Then go and help another PC.
Godmasters. We are powerful enough to control gods.))
Wait for them to do something.
((Godmasters. We are powerful enough to control gods.))
((Aww fuck))
Pharika: Locate nearest pocket dimension, but do not enter.
Hijack a ship.
Expand into yoghurt-making. Confirrm that I have no further political ambitions.
Return to the homeverse. Get in contact with flameboy99. "That's some power you got there. Mind explaining yourself?"
Well, seeing that my home likely got asploded when the rest of the Earth did, better get the old gear-boxes grinding and >begin painstakingly reconstructing Gensokyo's natural landscape by rearranging the surrounding terrain.Spoiler: Red Yin-Yang Shrine Tank (click to show/hide)
..(?)there are-!-...Define 'god'?
You really like cheese don't you?
((Aw man I called dibs!))
((A third force? Interesting...))
I order some minions to sneak around enemy forces and destroy anything that could give the angels an advantage.
Flee to a plane that isn't infested by super-Brits.
Converse with my other selves to see if anyone has an idea of how to get out of this, or at least get this black hole out of the pocket dimension.
Infest flameboy99's plane with super-Brits
Create a small, habitable planet populated with Australians in preparation of the later Earth
GET REVENGE OVER ICYTEA FOR DROPPING A GIANT POTATO ON ME
Who's the third hostile force?
Wait, that wasn't bolded, it was a question! >:(Keheheh... Reminds me of Paradise Lost, except with a third side.
Let the two natural enemies, angels and devils, fight each other until they are severely weakened, then eliminate the war-weary victor.
Having established a successful colony of humans, I decide to go find out about the Raptor-Ogre-Angel-Demon-Squid politics.[Rant about cheese and dairy, then a rant about the Ork wars, then a cutting assessment of the situation, then some sound advice, then more rants about cheese]
Seek out Helgoland and get his assessment on Raptor-Ogre-Angel-Demon-Squid politics and current stock prices.
(( Does that mean I get another action? ))Having established a successful colony of humans, I decide to go find out about the Raptor-Ogre-Angel-Demon-Squid politics.[Rant about cheese and dairy, then a rant about the Ork wars, then a cutting assessment of the situation, then some sound advice, then more rants about cheese]
Seek out Helgoland and get his assessment on Raptor-Ogre-Angel-Demon-Squid politics and current stock prices.
I'm producing cheese and other dairy products in the Raptor empire, and I'm viciously denying any intent to get back into politics. So yeah, I'm with the Raptors.We're at war. Again. So hold on tight to that cheese!
Well, you know the old saying: War is bad for cheese. Thus, the war should be ended as quickly as possible. Victoriously, of course. Here, let me show you some of the plans I drew up...I'm producing cheese and other dairy products in the Raptor empire, and I'm viciously denying any intent to get back into politics. So yeah, I'm with the Raptors.We're at war. Again. So hold on tight to that cheese!
Use my sentience to silently pray to RNG, hoping he'll get me out of this mess.
Expand dairy industry. Confirm that I have no intention whatsoever to return to politics.
Wait, that wasn't bolded, it was a question! >:(
Let the two natural enemies, angels and devils, fight each other until they are severely weakened, then eliminate the war-weary victor.
Well then. RUN AWAY!
STEAL ALL THE DICE IN THE OMNIVERSE
Could I meet one? I can't help but be skeptical.
I alert my troopers sneaking around to find and sabotage the devils portal to heavan, I won't be having fire and brimstone to rain on my future homeland.
Reconfigure my ship to be a combat vessel,hijack a space train.
New action:
Use Helgoland's sound advice to make prudent investments on the stock market.
Infiltrate Heaven battlefield. Along with baneblades.
Attempt to locatePlayergamerGod Emperor of Mankind. Determine if Imperium still exists.
(Sorry for the many actions)
...Welp.
Try to teleport using brain-powers.
STEAL ALL THE DICE IN THE OMNIVERSE
Pharika: Enter cheese storage dimension.
Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...
...
Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.Spoiler: Red Yin-Yang Shrine Tank (click to show/hide)
Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...
...
Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.Spoiler: Red Yin-Yang Shrine Tank (click to show/hide)
You could be helpful to the Raptors, you know? Then you'll have all the cheese you can eat...But I'm stuck in a black hole in a pocket dimension!
Offer to be IcyTea's new mount in exchange for his aid in the warWhat even are you? Besides, I'm already riding a carpin' Omegalisk.
Care for a God for an ally/mount?Offer to be IcyTea's new mount in exchange for his aid in the warWhat even are you? Besides, I'm already riding a carpin' Omegalisk.
Pull yourself out then. We have no time to lose.You could be helpful to the Raptors, you know? Then you'll have all the cheese you can eat...But I'm stuck in a black hole in a pocket dimension!
Care for a God for an ally/mount?A naga-god of affliction with a split personality of which one side is Welsh and at least one is crazy? Why the carp not?
Care for a God for an ally/mount?A naga-god of affliction with a split personality of which one side is Welsh and at least one is crazy? Why the carp not?
New action:
Use Helgoland's sound advice to make prudent investments on the stock market.
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You invest it all in cheese. A solid move.
HAHA! YES! I WIN ALL THE MONIES!
Use cheese fortune to buy Helgoland's cheese production, controlling the multiverse's supply of cheese.
Mind tossing some of that cheese my way? You can just let yourself into my pocket dimension - I'm a little stuck right now.
DIRECTED DRUNK SCIENCE! to create an Agnosticizer Beam to liminalize the existence state of supernatural beings, reducing them to puffs of logic.
We are in a war for survival, facing total anihilation at the hands of forces beyond natural laws. We have no choice but to use satirical logic.DIRECTED DRUNK SCIENCE! to create an Agnosticizer Beam to liminalize the existence state of supernatural beings, reducing them to puffs of logic.
Ppft. Yeah right. I guess it uses "Douglas Adams' patent logic"?
We are in a war for survival, facing total anihilation at the hands of forces beyond natural laws. We have no choice but to use satirical logic.DIRECTED DRUNK SCIENCE! to create an Agnosticizer Beam to liminalize the existence state of supernatural beings, reducing them to puffs of logic.
Ppft. Yeah right. I guess it uses "Douglas Adams' patent logic"?
Pharika!Lolfail: "Just a second; not touching any delectable dairy products!"
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "That didn't sound suspicious..."
Pharika: Locate other pocket dimensions by cross-referencing them with the parameters of this one.
..Go for it.
Who are we fighting against this time, anyway?
((I started a war against Heaven to take it for the Raptor Empire, but then a couple of devils had shown up and because ofour great founderSOMEONE we are at war with them, too.))
Using my occult knowledge, I construct a magical nuclear weapon about the size of a lunch box with the intent of closing the devil portal, the plan is for a soldier to carry it to the portal, toss it through, and let it destroy the portal, portal machine, and as many devils as possible.
Blessed are the cheesemakers. Thus, it is the solemn responsibility of all members of the dairy industry to do whatever they can to support this war. I had vowed to never again meddle in politics, I had vowed to stay away from those snakepits, but if it is necessary for the success of our Glorious Empire, I shall ignore my reservations and offer my help and advice in whateer way is desired.
-_- I'll have to go raid a boring cargo vessel instead.
Construct more Pylons.
Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...
...
Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.Spoiler: Red Yin-Yang Shrine Tank (click to show/hide)
Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...
...
Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.Spoiler: Red Yin-Yang Shrine Tank (click to show/hide)
APPEAR AND DANMAKU THE SHIT OUT OF THE TANK!
Offer to be IcyTea's new mount in exchange for his aid in the war
Resign to just spending your life dicking around with people from afar. Steal one half of every pair of socks in the world.
Wish for some good cheese, despite not having a way to consume it.
Cower.
Offer to be IcyTea's new mount in exchange for his aid in the warWhat even are you? Besides, I'm already riding a carpin' Omegalisk.
Sorry, thought you lost that at the pentagon or something. However, I could make your Omegalisk (or lolfail, as the case may be)invisibleable to hide behind anything.
Instead, assist Sinvara to close portal.
CREATE A PROGRAM THAT DESTROYS ANY ELDERICHT RANDOMIZERS
New action:
Use Helgoland's sound advice to make prudent investments on the stock market.
[5]
You invest it all in cheese. A solid move.
HAHA! YES! I WIN ALL THE MONIES!
Use cheese fortune to buy Helgoland's cheese production, controlling the multiverse's supply of cheese.
DIRECTED DRUNK SCIENCE! to create an Agnosticizer Beam to liminalize the existence state of supernatural beings, reducing them to puffs of logic.
Try to teleport ontopropmanthe tank, more out of sheer desperation than actually expecting it to work, vowing to open a vineyard to make fine wines to go with cheese should this actually work.
Alright, I say we withdraw from heaven. We have a weapon technology that can decimate them, but it only works in our plane; in theirs, it only works on us. Therefore, we must fall back to our own plane and blast them with the beam if they try to follow us.
Yaaaay HugoLuman, you ensured mutual peace and tranquility between heaven & not-heaven! Good show chap!
Huh
Look around.
"Bird man, you fool!!! By sending a WW2 British guy over to me, you made me think about the Nazis!!! Then I remembered a RTD that cemented my silliness on the RTD sub form/board, the one that I killed many gods!!!"
SUMMON THE ELETRIC NAZIS
Make a deal with the populace of New Liverpool. Namely, we shall return all stolen socks belonging to the inhabitants of New Liverpool, and decree that all Illithids under my command are to not attack a New Liverpoolian unless hostilities are first engaged by the citizen.
In return, we're to receive freedom for both ourselves and all Illithids willing to follow my rule. I will also be given a pool of brine within which to lay. Also, all Illithids who die in New Liverpool are to be given to me for assimilation into my brain stem.
Further glances at the subject attracted suggest aggressive intent. Luckily, being a 12 tonne lump of weaponized steel has its advantages.
>Fire a counter-battery of neat five bullet danmaku patterns at Tamer, while preforming evasive maneuvers!
Alternatively, if for some unforeseen reason I am boarded and manually taken control of, >gather resources for building.Spoiler: Red Yin-Yang Shrine Tank (click to show/hide)
I follow the vessel! I bring my ships hull alongside the other ship and jump on it with my magnetic boots!
So I'm the owner of GMCheese? Niiiiice~
Start reactivating my old networks and mobilizing my old supporters; gain a better standing with the public.
I obey HugoLuman's orders and retreat, but I adjust my magic nuke to kill all extradimensional beings and set it on a 2 minute timer (if the angels exit heaven then I assume that they transform to physical forms and will be immune to the bomb, like the raptors).
SHOOT SOME LUNATIC PATTERNS AT THE TANK THING!
Shoot some missiles at the tank thing.
Wait...
I think I remember this from something...
Wonder if I have a geass.
While I'm tempting to simply shoot stuff at the tank thing,
Retreat from heaven
Dark gods, what happens if I roll 1?
Construct additional pylons across the multiverse, so that I will never have to worry about it unless they get destroyed.
Pharika: Relocate to Icytea's position, using the Cheese Cellars as warp points.
Oooh, planetary fondue!And if all goes well with the rolls, we'll be able to have time-pocket instant 100-year wine.
Negotiate with angels to exchange POWs.War angels don't negotiate... They can only be called off by a direct order from a superior.
It's just one truck, for now. An armored vehicle full of monsters arrives, and we already have a sentient armored vehicle? If they don't fight I will be disappoint.I thought it would only be funny if i didn't knew whats going on (via not reading the rest of the thread not including rules and the recap) only to role play as a bunch of stupid orks.
Considering I'm a wartrukk with a bunch of Orks, spawn/teleport somewhere and open fire on everyoneGoddamnit not again! HOW DID THEY SURVIVE?!
It's just one truck, for now.
for now.
for now.
((I thought you had a pilot? I dunno. I was thinking of propman's shrine tank))
Clean everything with soap. Aint nothin gonna be dirty anymore.
Pharika!Cyrydiad: In fairness, you're the one keeping us here!
Pharika: Try again.
Open a rift for Pharika to find me.
Actually not as bad a I thought.
Use tactical genius to escape POW camp.
Summon a giant catfish to fight the tank!
Engage in epic fleet battle on the side of the pirates! Board the landlubbers ships and show these scurvy dogs a thing or two in fighting!
Someone's in your cheese cellar?
Uh huh. This may be legit, or it may be magical technology, or it may be an elaborate troll. Whatever.
Climb mountain, preferably via the scenic pathway cut into the side.
Expand into military industry; hire a team of kick-ass engineers to design new and better weapons for the Raptor Empire.
"Ack.... Get... Off...."Die from being crushed.
New action: Crawl out from under the tank thing.
Salvage funds from failed cheese-venture, reinvest in cheese stock of both GMCHEESE and its competitor, and build a still. Use obscure powers to power an alcohol industry.
FOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED
Wait.
Considering I'm a wartrukk with a bunch of Orks, spawn/teleport somewhere and open fire on everyone
Negotiate with angel commanders to exchange POWs.
Offer the potato golems freedom from their status as slaves to the super-brits if they allow me to create a portal to another plane. I was unjustly imprisoned, after all; they arrested me because I was simply trying to satisfy my basic needs as an Illithid!
It's just one truck, for now. An armored vehicle full of monsters arrives, and we already have a sentient armored vehicle? If they don't fight I will be disappoint.
((Would that sentient armored vehicle be me?))
Rest and boost the moral of the troops.
Clean everything with soap. Aint nothin gonna be dirty anymore.
Have the Omegalisk mount Pharika, with me still on it. Open a rift to the homeverse.
Set up a outpost while the Mekboyz work on the teleporta.
IIRC Orks don't multiply, but when they are wounded they release spores which grow into moar orks.
Angels realize POW is actually cleverly concealed tank. Escape.
Market cheese-booze as Chooze. Claim it's a cure-all. Profit.You'll have to recreate Earth (and Australia) first.
Secondary action:
Convince Australians to grow rye and hops.
FOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDEDAGAIN
Market cheese-booze as Chooze. Claim it's a cure-all. Profit.You'll have to recreate Earth (and Australia) first.
Secondary action:
Convince Australians to grow rye and hops.
Have the Omegalisk mount Pharika, with me still on it. Open a rift to the homeverse.
Fine, damnit, I guess we'll have to find yet another group of supernatural beings.
Get help from the Ifrits. If they won't help, go outside Abrahamic mythology and get help from the Aesir or the Jotunn.
Don't Orks just kind of... multiply?
Listen.
Heh, someone's in trouble.
Thinking ahead, cheesebro leave a few decent-sized pieces of himself hidden among the crags. Just in case.
"I'm..."
The amalgam of sentient flesh that is cheesebro, (who's assumed a more humanoid form), stops and realizes he doesn't have a name, and that such a thing has never occurred to him before. And that he somehow feels more...unified.
"I..I actually don't have a name. I'm sorry. If it's not too much trouble to ask, who lives over yonder?"
Eh, it would be a long shot hitting that trukk from a whole few worlds away.
>Retire to where the Scarlet Devil Mansion would be and build a winery.
Have the Omegalisk mount Pharika, with me still on it. Open a rift to the homeverse.
I must be too tired for my own good, if my mind can conjure THAT mental image...
Pharika!Lolfail: "How about... nein?"
Pharika: Warp-morph the Omegalisk's lower body into a supportive harness that wraps around Pharika's godly chest.
Crawl after the sentient tank.
IIRC Orks don't multiply, but when they are wounded they release spores which grow into moar orks.
Angels realize POW is actually cleverly concealed tank. Escape.
Set up a outpost while the Mekboyz work on the teleporta.
Explore. See if I can find a nice pool of brine to soak in.
Market cheese-booze as Chooze. Claim it's a cure-all. Profit.
Secondary action:
Convince Australians to grow rye and hops.
FOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDEDAGAIN
Start outfitting the Empire's soldiers, I guess?
Does anyone have some stuff for me to do?
"Shall we?" Ride Pharika to the homeverse.
TRY TO DO THIS AGAINFOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDEDAGAIN
((... I do get it... Why am I yelling obscenities and not being a very good listener when I rolled a five?))
((Obscures my vision? Assuming each tree in my avatar is 20 meters tall, I'm fucking COLOSSAL! How big is this thing?
...Well, I did have to make it fit me. I'll *let* it slide :P ))
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "All comfortable back there?"
Pharika!Lolfail: "All sssuited up! Ready to go?" *mutters* "Fuck, thisss isss heavy..."
"Shall we?" Ride Pharika to the homeverse.
Pharika: Head to the Homeverse.
Wait for someone to come along.
Rebuildtheimperialguard.Again((I had a giggle mate))
PS:Spacebarbroke.
TRY TO DO THIS AGAINFOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDEDAGAIN
"Is there by chance a public lounge or gallery where I could observe the proceedings?"
Go look for ma boyz with choppas and shootahs
Attempt to call forth my Illithids from New Liverpool.
Rebrand Chooze and sell it as a connoisseurs product, using planted critics to praise it for its elite flavour that only the most refined palate can truly enjoy. Sell it for ten times its old price. Profit.
Bah, Australians. I'll leave them alone for now. I really don't need them trying to start wars.
Create another magical bomb, this one geared to kill all extradimensional beings (Angels and Devils only, for example), and toss it into Heaven.((You do realise while they're in their own dimension, an extradimensional deleter isn't going to work on them, right?))
Did the giant turtle things arrive? Lead them around to everyone and have them be eaten one by one.
"So, what should we do?"
Reassemble Earth into four spheres; the land, the water, the remaining atmosphere, and the bodies of the dead.Open rifts to the afterlives and pull the spirits of the dead into a fifth sphere.
I am going to regret this, aren't I?
((PROPER CITATION NEEDED.))I am going to regret this, aren't I?
((No, no, we can use the spirits as a replacement atmosphere))
Vos haereticos estis. Omnes ante Dominum debetis cadere. Laudati eo, misereat vobis.
Apricationem in gloria Google Translate!Vos haereticos estis. Omnes ante Dominum debetis cadere. Laudati eo, misereat vobis.
Your latin doesn't scare me! I have google.
Continue waiting for someone willing to provide medical attention to notice.
"So, what should we do?"
"So, what should we do?"
Pharika!Lolfail: "Ah, this was fun to blow up. We might have overdone it though."
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "Were you still drunk at that point?"
Pharika!Lolfail: "No, but I had a colossal hangover. Still... Icytea, help us with this."
Pharika: Reassemble Earth into four spheres; the land, the water, the remaining atmosphere, and the bodies of the dead.
Retroactively continue listening.
Nod respectfully to the myrmidons, proceed to the observation deck. Observe proceedings.
Recruit the Vanir, since the Aesir and Jotunn are being so stubborn.
Reopen portal to Heaven, then shove Discworld through it.
Reassemble Earth into four spheres; the land, the water, the remaining atmosphere, and the bodies of the dead.Open rifts to the afterlives and pull the spirits of the dead into a fifth sphere.
I am going to regret this, aren't I?
>Offer Lyeos some wine out of pity.
Now that I have grots, force them to build camp while we feast upon the squigs
Use Tactical Genius to disguise myself and escape
Hopefully it will work this time. Before Discworld gets shoved in here.
ENLIST CYBORGE TELSA TO COMBAT BEAR INVASION
Found the Illithid Empire. Begin scouting other planes, while naturally staying far away from New Liverpool.
Gather my commando troops, send them out raiding archeologically valuable sites. Have my industries support the war efforts.
Gather my commando troops, send them out raiding archeologically valuable sites. Have my industries support the war efforts.
[4]
You don't find anything legendary, just tons of rare stuff.
"I can understand you quite well."
Find a plane with sentient inhabitants that aren't superpowered brits.
Flood Heaven full of water, the underworld can serve as a drain, provided that they haven't closed their portal.
Assist HugoLuman.
(All of us trying to take actions to end the war have rolled 1s and 2s so far. I'll say it again: to minimize chance of failure, if you want to win this war, assist this action!)
Obtain the aid of the Discworld pantheon.
Mix Chooze with other foods for foodening. Sell the food at a restaurant.
Also, whoever hates potatoes and cheese is going to be mercilessly tormented, if I find out who it is.
((Is that a -4 on future rolls?))
BUILD MORE REACTORS
Gather my commando troops, send them out raiding archeologically valuable sites. Have my industries support the war efforts.
[4]
You don't find anything legendary, just tons of rare stuff.
Would the 'ancient-Assyrian-Demonic/ancient-Falmer/Potato fondue recipe/GM-language instruction-manual for universe-consuming nanobots' be considered a legendary artifact?
Continue watching the meeting. Try to discern the makers & shakers, the internal politics. Hope for something godly to happen along the way.
Go recruit moar Boyz
Bring in an atmosphere from the potato dimension. Hey, there's apparently a good amount of breathable air in there for some reason.((The potato would die otherwise.))
Pharika: Summon the souls of the dead on favour of Erebos.
another poll for my amusement
Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.
((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))
Mix Chooze with other foods for foodening. Sell the food at a restaurant.
;"I can understand you quite well."
[3]
"That's good. Now do my laundry!"
She points to a bundle of clothes.Find a plane with sentient inhabitants that aren't superpowered brits.
[2]
No luck, only too much 'fun' universes.Flood Heaven full of water, the underworld can serve as a drain, provided that they haven't closed their portal.
Assist HugoLuman.Mix Chooze with other foods for foodening. Sell the food at a restaurant.
[6]
It's a hit! Too much of a hit, it's basically on par with heroin in terms of addictiveness.
Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.
((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))
Smurfington, if the portal is closed, does that mean we're cut off from heaven, and thus hostilities are not currently taking place?
I would, but I appear to be cursed with neverending pain.Sounds like a case of lack-of-artifact induced pain syndrome! Also, neverending pain sounds like Tyranid business. We might try finishing them off on the side.
Plant the potatoes. They shall produce oxygen for a new atmosphere!
>Try to commercialize my fledgling wine industry from beyond the portal.Stealing ideas is fun.
Pharika, to Erebos: "Fuck off, Erebos. You only prosper because of me."
Summon more souls.
another poll for my amusement
Death by potato storm!!!
Respawn as the omega potato.
Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.
((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))
Do here laundry. Hide one sock to spite her.
FOCUS
>Forget to remain injured.
Rare stuff?
Open museum. Stumble upon ancient conspiracy while organizing the exhibits.
Assist reconstruction of earth with tactical genius.
Use Chooze to enslave the Australians.
Sell some to juvenile raptors
BUILD EVEN MORE REACTORS
IF link to heaven is closed off, advise the ruling council to do proper recon before they try to invade another plane.
IF it's still open, close the damn thing somehow.
Smurfington, you should have warned us that you were changing the rules for assisting actions :(
Finish sensually rubbing my hand through my hair, and go defeat tyrants in the Heaven Dimension or some shit. I dunno, I'm skipping like 3 pages.
WALK INTO UNIVERSE
Obtain more power using money gained through tea exports.
Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.
((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))
Smurfington, if the portal is closed, does that mean we're cut off from heaven, and thus hostilities are not currently taking place?
Yes. They were cut off the moment you left in the first place, but your second in commands kept attacking like ninnies.
I realize it wasn't clear, but as we were not in war I meant not to risk a 1. Oh, hindsight :(So, to be clear, the Raptor Empire is not currently under attack by Heaven?
((No, it isn't, but I decided to not let this be a waste and am currently attempting to let the tyranid fleet through the underworld, and thus, Heaven.))
Pharika: "Give me the souls, Erebos, or else I'll tell the others about your little fling with Athreos."Assist in convincing. Through mind control.
el hazardSeen it. One of the few dubbed animes I have actually watched.
Sprout plant legs and kill the murderer of potato's (aka IcyTea31)You and what army? I have enough psionic power to destroy an entire 'verse, accidentally! Also, I am riding an Omegalisk, which in turn is riding a physical god of Affliction.
((I think the universe might need restarting once I'm done with it.))
Construct Skynet and SHODAN that don't want to kill human insects, merge the two of them, and then give it a signal that specifically controls the Necrons, get my new computer to kill the Tyranids.
((I think the universe might need restarting once I'm done with it.))Where's Remuthra?
Construct Skynet and SHODAN that don't want to kill human insects, merge the two of them, and then give it a signal that specifically controls the Necrons, get my new computer to kill the Tyranids.
Sprout plant legs and kill the murderer of potato's (aka IcyTea31)You and what army? I have enough psionic power to destroy an entire 'verse, accidentally! Also, I am riding an Omegalisk, which in turn is riding a physical god of Affliction.
Three words: Come at me.
But I'm the omega potato!
Three words: Come at me.
But I'm the omega potato!
That changes nothing.Three words: Come at me.
Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.
((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))
Smurfington, if the portal is closed, does that mean we're cut off from heaven, and thus hostilities are not currently taking place?
Yes. They were cut off the moment you left in the first place, but your second in commands kept attacking like ninnies.I realize it wasn't clear, but as we were not in war I meant not to risk a 1. Oh, hindsight :(So, to be clear, the Raptor Empire is not currently under attack by Heaven?
((No, it isn't, but I decided to not let this be a waste and am currently attempting to let the tyranid fleet through the underworld, and thus, Heaven.))
Also, ever notice this stuff always results in a 1? Don't tempt fate.
(1 Google later) Create turbo-raid chemical weapons to kill the new threat.
Pharika: "Give me the souls, Erebos, or else I'll tell the others about your little fling with Athreos."
Pharika: "Give me the souls, Erebos, or else I'll tell the others about your little fling with Athreos."Assist in convincing. Through mind control.
RIOT AGAINST DIMENSIONAL WALLS
*shrug*((I love how you aren't trying to leg it, at all.))
"You know how socks just randomly disappear."
>Plant thousands of turnips on the surface of Neo-Gensokyo.
Give procrastination monkey the cold shoulder. Reroll for discerning stuff.
((I think the universe might need restarting once I'm done with it.))
Construct Skynet and SHODAN that don't want to kill human insects, merge the two of them, and then give it a signal that specifically controls the Necrons, get my new computer to kill the Tyranids.
Sprout plant legs and kill the murderer of potato's (aka IcyTea31)
Unravel and slither out of the prison like a squiggly-line snake.
Investigate the conspiracy, using my old academical, political, and business connections. Always have shock troops ready.
KILL THE BEARS
SEEN EMHurrah, my default punishment stands!
Also, first one to find me a funny anime/tv show I haven't already watched gets a (in game) reward! Plus, if its in the same vein as Tenchi Muyo!, I'll let you choose your reward. Within reason.
((Does the anime have to be japanese? All the same, I've a few ideas.
The Super Dimension Fortress Macross.
BattleTech: The Animated Series.
Mobile Suit Gundam 00.
Zoids: Chaotic Century.
That's all I can think of at the moment, also, I would still like to do this action if it's still possible:Construct Skynet and SHODAN that don't want to kill human insects, merge the two of them, and then give it a signal that specifically controls the Necrons, get my new computer to kill the Tyranids.))
Go luke fur tings to kill, and lootz them
Go look for ruins, and loot them.
Use Tactical genius to escape and aid HugoLuman in whatever it is he's doing.
((Icytea is riding an Omegalisk which is strapped to my back. I'm now a God of Afflictions in the shape of a naga that's three-point-six kilometres long (I checked the lore; I thought she was smaller :O ) and I'm being rejected big-time by my counterpart God of Death.))((Also, don't forget that I have gained a massive amount of Protoss-style psionic power, both of High and Dark Templars, including the ability to unweave spacetime enough to travel between 'verses with only a small chance of cascading into 'versal destruction.))
((the ability to unweave spacetime enough to travel between 'verses with only a small chance of cascading into 'versal destruction.))
The Raptor empire faces a succession of threats, defeating one only for another to spring up, most of them at least partially brought upon itself."defeating" he calls it.
SUMMON GORBACHEV
Kill everything that isn't orkyPrevent with extreme prejudice.
"Please mam, can I have another?"
Roll off the bench and land on the GM's foot and roll under the couch.
Pharika!Cyrydiad: *mutters* "What is even going on here?"
Pharika: "This has gone on long enough... Bah. To Jund with you, I'll get my own souls."
Create the Moxen.
((So you pick the two selfish ones :\))(Fuck. Every goddamn time. Squish one threat, another always pops up. (Google) And they're always from WH40K! When will we learn that nothing from that franchise ever helps?)
((You never know, we might construct an army that does want to help us.))
Request the help of the Tau and the Eldar.
I honestly haven't been keeping up with this and have no Idea what's happening. So, what's happening? I hear there's some sort of plot nowadays.
Make a dramatic entrance through a wall, missile any robots, kidnap any rabbits, rescue any witches.
((That shall be remembered in history as The Turn Where Almost Everyone Rolled Poorly.))((Icytea is riding an Omegalisk which is strapped to my back. I'm now a God of Afflictions in the shape of a naga that's three-point-six kilometres long (I checked the lore; I thought she was smaller :O ) and I'm being rejected big-time by my counterpart God of Death.))((Also, don't forget that I have gained a massive amount of Protoss-style psionic power, both of High and Dark Templars, including the ability to unweave spacetime enough to travel between 'verses with only a small chance of cascading into 'versal destruction.))
Keep working on rebuilding Earth.
SUMMON GORBACHEV
The Raptor empire faces a succession of threats, defeating one only for another to spring up, most of them at least partially brought upon itself."defeating" he calls it.
Continue observing. As per original goal, perhaps will see something godlike.
So what's up with you GM?
SUMMON GORBACHEV
COUNTER BY SUMMONING RONALD REAGAN
((Have you seen these?
Queen Millennia
Star Driver
Pilot Candidate
Red Garden
Viper's Creed
NEEDLESS
Jinki Extend
Initial D
Fractale
Betterman
Apocalypse Zero
Area 88
Twin Signal
Please tell me you haven't seen one of them, because I can only pull out so many at random.))
REBUILD THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED
Offer up the gold potato to appease the great and powerful Smurfingtonthethird.
Forget about the conspiracy. Assist the war effort and secure archeologically valuable sites.
Recover from excruciating pain.
((Sorry I haven't been posting, real life has gotten a little frantic.))
Begin spreading the Illithid empire.
Kill everything that isn't orky
Kill everything that isn't orkyPrevent with extreme prejudice.
REBUILD THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDEDAGAIN
Bluff reality: Earth was never destroyed in the first place.
"I wish for a bonus to all treasure-hunting related actions, under the condition that all cheese or potato related artifacts shall be sacrificed to you!"
No. I'm having fun.((Curse you for avoiding plot parameters!))
Do actual work.
REBUILD THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDEDAGAIN
Ask the Imperium for help against the servants of chaos IE the Necrons and the Tyranids.((super awks neither of those are the servants of Chaos))
Search for a healing potion.
Check to see what the cupboard has in it.
More, better trained troops.
What's the closest equivalent of our armor technology again? Are the raptors going in to battle more like Sanghelli/Spartans, or more like contemporary armor? I remember I upgraded it to some advanced power armor but that was before the tech wipe.
Make the royal decree that all slaves are to be released. Explain to any angry Illithids (By proxy, of course) that the reason is that we can't have an uprising, now can we? After all, if we even lose one town, we're one town less from reaching our goal to control the entire multiverse in the name of the Illithids.
Bluff reality: Earth was never destroyed in the first place.
((Wait, by creating one Moxen, did I create one Mox or one full set of five Moxen?))
Search for a healing potion.
[6]
You find one firmly inserted between your buttcheeks.
SCREW A RANDOM PLAYER OVER
((POTATOES IS PLURAL, I GET THE WHOLE SET!))
Pharika: Tap all the Moxen and summon a Maelstrom Archangel. End my turn.
>Reinvent the television, and procede to watch bland soap opera reruns.
HE INTENDS TO PEEL ME!!! THE HORROR!!!
Smash against the cupboard doors in a panic to get them open.
((I know that their not with chaos, that was just to get the imperium's aid, and am I basically broadcasting the message "We come in peace, kill us, kill us"?))
Ask the galactic federation for a fleet, with the enterprise as it's flagship. ((I bet that this will blow up in my face as well.))
Continue rerolling for understanding/god-event.
((Do I have to retype this each time?))
I have a mom?
Okay, GM: Sacrifice of all interesting artifacts to you (and a celebratory fondue in your honour) in return for removal of the collar and a bonus to all economic and military rolls. Whaddya think?
We Are Our Avatars: Wheeling & Dealing with the GM
...((urge to railroad plot rising))
It's gonna be tough but I'm not going to emasculate him by showing him how a real man chats up women.
Search for magical potato-based artifacts.
Search for a healing potion.
[6]
You find one firmly inserted between your buttcheeks.
Amazing! That's not even physically possible being that I am an x-dimensional impressionistic beast that looks like a scribble and has no buttcheeks what so ever. That said, who shoved a potion into my ass?
Break potion bottle with powerful glutes, absorb potion through ass-skin.
SCREW A RANDOM PLAYER OVER
Upgrade armor technology: Sanghelli level -> Dalek level
KILL THE BEARS
SCREW A RANDOM PLAYER OVER
((What got into you?))
((Really? Dawn of time? I mean, it's not like it's all that interesting; no terror birds, no robots, no wh40k portals, just rocks. Rocks, trees, birds and wolves. That's it.
Now, orbital colony? He could turn that into an Alien survival thriller. Much cooler.))
Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.
.... Sacrifice them anyways before searching for better ones.
"Sorry! I'll try harder this time!"
Precisely how did I annoy Zeus?
(darn)
Give up because the GM is giving me ones without rolling any real or virtual dice.((lies! I use random.org!))
Catch Zeus's attention and attempt to buy some of his lightning bolts in exchange for Chooze
"Git moar boyz of all kindz, and look fur dem humans to kill
Ask the Romulans for help, in exchange for the prototype federation laser gun.
It'll be a real fancy fondue, you know? And we could make it a regular thing...
Take a step in upgrading armor technology from Sanghelli level to Dalek level.
Accept the duel.
Pharika: Challenge the GM's avatar to a Planeswalker's Duel.
ENLIST CYBORG TESLA
Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.
Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.
Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.
Pharika: Challenge the GM's avatar to a Planeswalker's Duel.Join his deck:
Save this guy. Make him first mate of the potato fleet.Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.
Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.
Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.
((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))
Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.
((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))
I thought you meant a multidimensional battle... you deceived me. My commendations.
Pharika: Challenge the GM's avatar to a Planeswalker's Duel.Join his deck:Spoiler: I'm a card (click to show/hide)
((Carp it, ninja update before I was finished.))
((EDIT: Made card better looking.))
((Oh no!))
Take cover!!! After a while get into the car and hotwire it!
Save this guy. Make him first mate of the potato fleet.Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.
Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.
Okay, well try this, offer the Minbari a large amount of information on culture in exchange for a large fleet.
((And no I won't stop pulling random sci fi races from my buttocks until I get at least two fleets.))
PUNCH GM IN POTATO
((I've heard bad things about god games))
Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?
>Use funds gathered from wine undustry to create effective infantry battle-armour for no particular reason.
Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.
((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))
"Protection from everything" means the following:
Progenitus can't be blocked.
Progenitus can't be enchanted or equipped.
Progenitus can't be the target of spells or abilities.
All damage that would be dealt to Progenitus is prevented.
Progenitus can still be affected by effects that don't target it or deal damage to it (such as Wrath of God).
((Que? I found this while lurking:Quote"Protection from everything" means the following:
Progenitus can't be blocked.
Progenitus can't be enchanted or equipped.
Progenitus can't be the target of spells or abilities.
All damage that would be dealt to Progenitus is prevented.
Progenitus can still be affected by effects that don't target it or deal damage to it (such as Wrath of God).
Source: http://www.wizards.com/magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/stf/22 (http://www.wizards.com/magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/stf/22)
Is this invalid for some reason?))
Granted, but you cost several mana.((8 mana of two colours isn't "several" enough for a medium-high power card, low power for a Planeswalker?))
Actual action: Move myself to just the right spot in the deck that I can be played at the exact right moment when there is enough mana and the situation is right and the board is open. ((Technically, we could have made this a two-headed giant game, but I'm fine as a card.))
PLAY SELF AS CARD((On which side? And what abilities you have? How much mana do you cost? Are you a Creature or a Planeswalker, or perhaps some other card type? What's your attack/defense/morale?))
((Nah, it'd be an Archenemy game. Or a Face the Hydra game.))((It'd be Archenemy if we got the Schemes out, but two-headed giant is the plain 2v2. We'd need a third player for either, though. LordSlowpoke does look like he wants to play.
PLAY SELF AS CARD((On which side? And what abilities you have? How much mana do you cost? Are you a Creature or a Planeswalker, or perhaps some other card type? What's your attack/defense/morale?))
[2] ((No mana burn, right?))((I assume you mean Darksteel Colossus, in which case you can't do that, because the big guy is in your library, not in your graveyard.))
Nuts.
Play Black Lotus, sacrifice to play Yawgmoth's Will, bring back and sacrifice repeatedly Black Lotus until I have infinite mana for each pool (lets just leave it that way instead of saying I have a quintrillion quintrillion of each), and bring back Darksteel Titan.
[2] ((No mana burn, right?))((I assume you mean Darksteel Colossus, in which case you can't do that, because the big guy is in your library, not in your graveyard.))
Nuts.
Play Black Lotus, sacrifice to play Yawgmoth's Will, bring back and sacrifice repeatedly Black Lotus until I have infinite mana for each pool (lets just leave it that way instead of saying I have a quintrillion quintrillion of each), and bring back Darksteel Titan.
((Gatherer (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=191312): "If Darksteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard [...] shuffle it into its owner's library instead."))
((Gatherer (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=191312): "If Darksteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard [...] shuffle it into its owner's library instead."))
"How about you play another game, this time with, say, maximum 4 legendary cards per deck, and no 'free mana right from the bat' cards like Black Lotus or the Moxen? Also without manipulating luck with your GM/Deity powers to get just the right draws every time."
Roll around.
"I will point out that using a golem instead of yourself makes this less a duel and more a fight between a man and little bitch who refuses to man up and do his own work."
Pick up the sword and fight.
Store lightning bolts as source of infinite power; start power company and charge people money for electricity.
Secondary action:
Observe planeswalker duel from a safe distance.
SACRIFICE LOLFAIL TO GM
"How about you play another game, this time with, say, maximum 4 legendary cards per deck, and no 'free mana right from the bat' cards like Black Lotus or the Moxen? Also without manipulating luck with your GM/Deity powers to get just the right draws every time."
Pharika!Lolfail: "Are you suggesting..."
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "...a fourth wall break?
((I will use my actual deck for this one.))
PLAY SELF AS CARD
Harness the power of the legendary artifact.
Pharika: Claim victory by concession. Warp to Alara.
"Icytea, you're gonna like this place..."
TELEPORT INTO LOLFAIL, MISSILE HIS HEART TILL HE DIES
Focus some of the energy of the multiverse into a blue/red direct damage deck in my possession.
"We'll see. Tell me about this place."
Search for a decent artifact in the museum, give to GM. Reap benefits, and cheese.
((Realisation: Our team up is literally that of Body (Green/Black) and Mind (Blue/Red).))
Pharika: Claim victory by concession. Warp to Alara.
"Icytea, you're gonna like this place..."
TELEPORT INTO LOLFAIL, MISSILE HIS HEART TILL HE DIES
Of course that happens when I follow the plot.((its the easiest way to scene change without weirdness, leave me alone!))
Search for a decent artifact in the museum, give to GM. Reap benefits, and cheese.
Search for a decent artifact in the museum, give to GM. Reap benefits, and cheese.
SMOTHER HELGOLAND IN CHEESE
Shoot the GM's avatar's hat with my potato lazors.
Wait a minute... since Zeus took my deal with a 5, does that mean he's a Chooze junkie? Because that means I have a Greek diety addicted to my product. Hell! I could do a friggin sponsor commercial with lame special effects and cinematography and staring Zeus as a hip young old guy and package the Chooze in a can with a lightning bolt behind it.
Chooze:
(http://s16.postimg.org/3ygwwwpbp/CHOOZE.png)
((Is the duel over?))
If not, lure our enemies into its midst so they may be anihilated in the crossfire.
If so, get scientists back to work and research the damn armor!
FIND A VILLIGE THAT IS PROTECTED UNDER THE SERVICE OF THE PALADINS OF TATICAL LIMBO OF MIGHT AND MAGIC, THAT ARE THE SERVENTS OF THE GODDESS SAVRTIA
((I've heard bad things about god games))
Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?
[5]
Wander wander wander.
You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.
Focus some of the energy of the multiverse into a blue/red direct damage deck in my possession.((You missed my action.))
Convince the monkey to eat KJ.
Helgoland, I may need the help of your resources to get this armor upgraded.
Liquor up and direct the scientists.
OH GOD, TOO MUCH TEXT, TOO MANY PLOTLINES.
Did I miss anything important?((I've heard bad things about god games))
Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?
[5]
Wander wander wander.
You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.
..Are you saying you wouldn't do that?
Observe surroundings.
Clean up myself. Then clean up the enemy troops.Have my industries aid Sheb's endeavour.
Offer the Centauri lots of wine women and song for a fleet.
Well. That sucks.
>After sitting in galactic jail for a few minutes, remember that I am a goddamn TANK and blow the compound into rubble, while releasing all the prisoners.
Be a peeled potato.
Market Chooze. ( +2 for deity sponsor. )
Focus some of the energy of the multiverse into a blue/red direct damage deck in my possession.((You missed my action.))
Explore Esper.
Market Chooze. ( +2 for deity sponsor. )
[6+2]
Galactic chaos ensues as you get trillions addicted to cheese-based alcohol.
Convince the monkey that KJ is a gummi bear.
Get a fright from something and "jump out of my skin"
Forget about the selfish Centauri and enlist the help of the Vorlons.
WAIT FOR LORDSLOWPOKE TO NOTICE WHAT I'M DOING HERE
I don't think Sheb is even playing this
Fucking hell, upgrade weapons technology then.
>Find Hugo, give him cordinates to the unlicensed armour stockpiles, and shift back into the shades.
Look around for a joint where I can grab a bite to eat.
You're dodging the question.
Pharika: Consume darkpaladin.
Explore Esper.
Market Chooze. ( +2 for deity sponsor. )
[6+2]
Galactic chaos ensues as you get trillions addicted to cheese-based alcohol.
HECK YEA!
Start a banking and financial system to give credit cards so they're less aware of the money I'm fleecing them for and even less responsible with their money.
Yeah, ask Hugo what he's doing, then help him.
Join without reading what's going on ATM and smoke some acid
Yes, I am completely aware that acid can not be smoked
Join without reading what's going on ATM and smoke some acid
Yes, I am completely aware that acid can not be smoked
[2]
Nothing happens. NOTHING HAPPENS
Search for better treasure.
Join without reading what's going on ATM and smoke some acid
Yes, I am completely aware that acid can not be smoked
[2]
Nothing happens. NOTHING HAPPENS
Smack the shit outta' mah acid dealer cuz his shit ain't workin'
Cut off my portal connecting the underworld and the tyranid fleet together.
Make coffee
((Yes I'm doing this just because everything get's rolled for.))
USE SOCIETAL COLLASP TO EXPAND MY EMPIRE
Host a giant fondue in the GM's honor to celebrate the upcoming military operations.
(Wait, did every spacefaring civilization ever agree not to help the Raptor empire, or just not help Sinvara?)
Use new weapons to defeat Necrons with far less troop casualties on our side.
((are you actual mad or RP mad))Darn. Keep wandering around, maybe I'll find an eatery.
Too mad. Pace in circles instead.
YOU WERE FUCKING WITH ME!!?! FUCKING WITH ME TO GET AT ZEUS, WEREN'T YOU?!?
Withdraw to a safe place and hope it sorts itself out.
Pharika: Gather tons of black and green mana, then head to Grixis.
Withdraw to a safe place and hope it sorts itself out.
[1]
NOPE
Do the Necrons have souls?
Let's hope I got that bonus...It ain't fallen yet. Are you preparing for a snafu on my roll?
Establish safe perimeter in which to rebuild society. By way of bloodshed and violence, of course. (The establishing, not the rebuilding.)
Pray silently and attempt to establish a new world order
Drink the coffee.
((Fine then, looks like I'll have to do something dreadful))
Genetically engineer creatures that are nothing but soul, use them to power weapons.
Pharika: Using the boundless dead of Grixis, create five of my Nyx-snakes with the mana.
((RP mad.er, I mean, !!I'm furious with you Smurfington! You have slighted me and my family, and for this I demand recompense. Preferably, your still-beating heart.!! /facetious))
Could you -NOT- do that, please?-Do you have any idea how rude that is?! How demeaning it feels?! I am not your fucking plaything goddamnit. D:<
>Squashing the police under my tracks, move back to the Vineyard.
Offer treasure to assassin in exchange for him killing poketwo.
Let's hope I got that bonus...
Establish safe perimeter in which to rebuild society. By way of bloodshed and violence, of course. (The establishing, not the rebuilding.)
CREATE VODKA THAT WILL STOP THE SOCIETAL COLASPE BY INTRODUCING A NEW TYPE OF ALCHOLE TO THE GALAXY
That's not fair.
Crap, I knew this would happen.I do have a secure perimeter... You could just hide here until we regain the strength to contain those monstrosities.
Absorb the soul creatures to protect my people
If I fudge a roll trying to hide there, it will get breached.Crap, I knew this would happen.I do have a secure perimeter... You could just hide here until we regain the strength to contain those monstrosities.
Absorb the soul creatures to protect my people
Rebuild Raptor culture and industry.Rescue Hugo.
Crap, I knew this would happen.
Absorb the soul creatures to protect my people
Tell everyone else to stop fighting and enjoy a cup of coffee.
USE CYBORG TESLA AND THE ELECTRIC NAZIS TO RESTORE MY EMPIRE
It. IT's not fair-that-- So what, you own me? You can just, do whatever you want? That's not fair. YOU DONT OWN ME.
Continue rolling for stuff
Assist HugoLuman's action.
You missed my last action, so let's try this again...
Pray silently and attempt to establish a new world order
Pray silently and attempt to establish a new world order
[5]
Yay, Illuminati refounded.
Refuse the meal as it would just end up getting the both of us in trouble. Heroic resolve and such.
Laugh like a madman!
((Great, you're done messing up the galaxy, so you feel the need to go back in time to screw that up too.))((Not my fault if I seem to keep rolling 1's. I really ought to try and acquire one of them fancy rolling bonuses, I've been having terrible luck for the past several turns.))
ARE THE RUSSIANS COMMUNIST???
VIBRATE
ARE THE RUSSIANS COMMUNIST???
[1]
YES
FUTURE TIMETRAVELLING COMMIES
Um... Wat?
Give it coffee.
Plan 1:Create a time portal 7 billion years into the past, flee with the last vestiges of the Raptor Empire thus beginning a divergent timeline.
I'll change this if the others in the faction disagree. Everyone with the Raptors, let's come up with one plan then all assist it.
Plan 1:Create a time portal 7 billion years into the past, flee with the last vestiges of the Raptor Empire thus beginning a divergent timeline.
I'll change this if the others in the faction disagree. Everyone with the Raptors, let's come up with one plan then all assist it.
((Sounds good to me!))
Assist action!
>.< D'oh!
Also, illuminati! Weeooo!
Reestablish order with crappy pop-culture icons
VIBRATE
Roll for obedience, 5 being insta-short-term memory loss and my character saying 'fuck it'
Then roll for hitting on Athena.
If obedience fails,
"Go pound salt, asshole."
VIBRATE
Pharika: "Stop that! It tickles!"
Digest him faster.
Ask the GM for a quest.
[PILLAGING INTENSIFIES]
Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.
Pharika: DIGEST THE FUCKER. WITH VENOM IF NECESSARY. I WILL DRINK MY BOWL OF NYX INFUSION IF I HAVE TO.
"Uh, are you sure you don't need me to find your remote?"((No brakes!))
Offer some crumpets.
((Dinosaurs didn't exist then, don't be silly. Get back to fighting soul monsters you created.))Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.
Start a mining colony.
[PILLAGING INTENSIFIES]
[PILLAGING INTENSIFIES]
[PILLAGING DEESCALATES]
"Yes ma'am."
A 6 eh? I'll interpret that as 'You're playing me like a marionette'.
Regardless of hawt goddess giving me a shot, resist actions on principle!
(Btw, aren't I a cheese-boy?)
If that fails, SEAL THE DEAL.
Find more treasure to hire a new assassin.
Fascist dictatorship? Just to... y'know, stabilize things.
Start offering some random dinosaurs the chance to join the Raptor Empire.
7 Billion years ago is before the formation of the Earth. Present time, universe is almost 14 Billion years old, so we've gone back about half the age of the Universe. The milky way has been around for a few billion years, but the sun isn't due to form for another few billion.
With no extant competition this far in the past, rebuild and spread through space.
JOIN WITH THE COMMUNISTS
The first few billion years in the universe were fairly boring - stars and galaxies and such need time to form, and to get planets you need heavy elements, implying a few generations of stars have alreaddy died.((Well, to be honest, there's a lot more complexity than that. I won't reveal everything, though.))
Explore, expand, exploit, for the Glory of the Empire. Set up a federal system of government, following the ideal of free-market social democracy - one Raptor, one vote.
JOIN WITH THE COMMUNISTS
[6]
SPELL CARD FUSION PLAYED
TIME-TRAVELLING ELECTRIC NAZI COMMUNISTS FROM THE FUTUUUURE
I'VE SEEN THAT EPISODE. PHAZER THE TEMPLE SPOCK!The first few billion years in the universe were fairly boring - stars and galaxies and such need time to form, and to get planets you need heavy elements, implying a few generations of stars have alreaddy died.((Well, to be honest, there's a lot more complexity than that. I won't reveal everything, though.))
Explore, expand, exploit, for the Glory of the Empire. Set up a federal system of government, following the ideal of free-market social democracy - one Raptor, one vote.
[6]
You run into the civilization that will one day form the Greek God Pantheon while on a colonizing spree.
Propose an alliance while building up our military forces.
Can somebody back me up here?
Build a space station superweapon!
Give treasure to other treasure hunters in exchange for killing KJ!
Sorry. Already in marshmallow heaven!
And to answer the question posed by Smurfington's sig...
mud wrestle a bear.
Propose an alliance while building up our military forces.
Can somebody back me up here?
DO WHAT I NEED TO DO
JOIN WITH THE COMMUNISTS
[6]
SPELL CARD FUSION PLAYED
TIME-TRAVELLING ELECTRIC NAZI COMMUNISTS FROM THE FUTUUUURE
So, basically, the democrats?I'VE SEEN THAT EPISODE. PHAZER THE TEMPLE SPOCK!The first few billion years in the universe were fairly boring - stars and galaxies and such need time to form, and to get planets you need heavy elements, implying a few generations of stars have alreaddy died.((Well, to be honest, there's a lot more complexity than that. I won't reveal everything, though.))
Explore, expand, exploit, for the Glory of the Empire. Set up a federal system of government, following the ideal of free-market social democracy - one Raptor, one vote.
[6]
You run into the civilization that will one day form the Greek God Pantheon while on a colonizing spree.
You lie incessantly, don't you?
I'm uh, I'm kinda written into a corner. The GM has become my antagonist, and the best action I can come up with is somehow using my lackluster quasi-GM-hivemind to do who knows what.Stall, think of a plan.
Plan-get: Acquire booze of the gods. No, thanks Zeus, but I don't drink booze outta cans. And that might be cannibalism.
Propose an alliance while building up our military forces.
Can somebody back me up here?
Can't think of anything better to do, so yeah.
I was going to create some life n' shit so we could be proper precursors, but that didn't go so well last time.
Why the nerve! He insulted my hospitality!
Get a pair dueling pistol's
Build a space station superweapon!
Build a space station superweapon!
>Assist this action, mang.
Pharika: Give up digesting darkpaladin and go rain hell upon Bant.
Stand up, look around.
"Who...? What...? Where...?"
Pharika: Drink my bowl of steaming Nyx Infusion to restore all bodily functions to normal.
"Uh, sure...What do I need to do?"
Inspect my body for any obvious changes to being a bread.
Use my the resources I gained from mining to construct a space station for the superweapon.
Tell it that this is most ungentlemanlike!
Except for lying....Character?
Cheese up Dionysus.
Develop flourishing ambrosia industry.
Point out that they'll likely try to kill each other so only one of them will get the treasure in the end unless they agree to my plan. Idiots.
((Bluff check!))
Umm... Set a... forced education program?
Play innocent. Help me...
Shrug and search for the greatest treasure of all: Marshmallow heaven.
Well. Almost.
(So the Soul Creatures are assimilating other things now? Well, looks like the main universe is doomed unless those eldricht abominations stop fighting each other and do their jobs. i.e., eating souls.)
Develop planetary engineering technology.
TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHER
Try healthcare and job placement programs instead.
Order my head architect to make the space station bigger!
Oh...get myself a monster top hat then.
I've gone insane haven't I?
Give up plan. Find psychiatrist.
If that fails, roll for waking up back in the banana dimension as my character is consumed by their existential waking nightmare.
Get in the machine.
"Am I going to get a weapon or something? Or more information on this princess?"
Pharika: Warp to Theros. More specifically, to Nykthos, the shrine to all of Nyx.
Pharika: Warp to Theros. More specifically, to Nykthos, the shrine to all of Nyx.
Order him to start making it and more of those superweapons.
Find out what the hell has been going on in this multiverse.
Find out what the hell has been going on in this multiverse.
Point out that because that was technically a treasure-hunting related action, I was supposed to get a +3 on my roll due to our agreement!
Point out that because that was technically a treasure-hunting related action, I was supposed to get a +3 on my roll due to our agreement!
((Compleeeeeetely different ballpark my friend.))
TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHERAGAIN, ALSO GIVE THE DRUGS I AM ON RIGHT NOW TO THE GM
ftfyTRY FUSING THE SOULS OF THE POPULATIONS OF MULTIPLE HUMAN WORLDS TOGETHERAGAIN
Pharika: Warp to Theros. More specifically, to Nykthos, the shrine to all of Nyx.
Obtain some souls and craft them into a top hat and monocle that I can wear.
Order him to start making it and more of those superweapons.
EDIT: Order him to start making it and more of those superweapons with no ventilation shafts large enough for a two-foot midget to fit through.
Open fire with everything I have.
Ha, at the princess or...? HIDDEN DECISION TIME!
After I've finished, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v0fT90fBog) locate fur.
If no fur, go catatonic.
If fur, check self for soiling.
If soiled, clean self.
If not soiled/have cleaned self, eat as many bananas as I can to help forget about that horrible, horrible experience.
Find out what the hell has been going on in this multiverse.
PULL IN THE LIZARD DETECTIVE
Indeed. :]
Try other social programs to restore order and improve quality of life for the citizens of this universe.
Point out that because that was technically a treasure-hunting related action, I was supposed to get a +3 on my roll due to our agreement!
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[1]TRY FUSEING THE SOALS OF THE POPULATION MULTIPLE WORLDS POPULATED ONLY BY HUMANS TOGGETHERAGAIN, ALSO GIVE THE DRUGS I AM ON RIGHT NOW TO THE GM
Appear from 6 pages ago and regain my hair.
"I... don't even know what happened to be honest."
Fine, starting small then.You missed mine
Create demi-planet engineering technology.
Fine, starting small then.You missed mine
Create demi-planet engineering technology.
Eat the soul monster and get my souls back.
See if I still have my psionics. If yes, blast 'em guards down. If not, show off with some martial arts and and punch and kick the guards.
Run and take the floor with me.
Develop the fine art of Artisan Planetoids.
"Okay... I'd be lying if I said I knew what I did a while ago... must just be instinct.
EQUIP GORBACHEV
RAM DIMENSIONAL WALL HEADFIRST
CREATE A PORTAL BETWEEN THIS MESS AND CHEESISTAN
Monkey...needs...a break.
Pull legs up to my chest, right arm around abdomen, left arm around legs and thumb in mouth. Rock back and forth for a while, transition to laying on right side and stare at the darkness.
Eat a delicious cheese and potato sandwich.
Search for a whip!
(Do raptors even have penises for immature ones to draw?Never mind don't answer that)
Be the only good planetoid artist, inspire others. Make beautiful fjords
Get out of the war machine and grab a gun from a dead guard. Resume badassery.
Find KJ. Punch KJ.
WALK THROUGH HOLE
DEMONSTRATE GORBACHEV WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
If cannibalism is the thing stopping me from looking like a gentleman...so be it.
Craft a top hat,a cane,and a monocle from the souls.
So do I!
Run into the sky and form a potato staircase under me as I run.
Pharika: Warp to anywhere in Theros that's not Nykthos and therefore not directly connected to what used to be Nyx.
Once he's done 'taking a break', monkey wanders around the Darkness Dimension for a way out.
(Do raptors even have penises for immature ones to draw?Never mind don't answer that)
Be the only good planetoid artist, inspire others. Make beautiful fjords
Look around for multiversal reset switch
Since we're heading for an impending crossover or two of the most insane RTD's anyway...
Dance to open portals to other worlds and other RTD's
(Do raptors even have penises for immature ones to draw?Never mind don't answer that)
Be the only good planetoid artist, inspire others. Make beautiful fjords
Can I +1 this? Fjords sound really pleasant and I'd like a nice, beautiful planet.
[6]
Yay, rips in space time to many minimalist RTD's ((Check with their GM first, they might get mad if weird shit starts popping through.
Punch someone.
*touch touch*
Create planets with hidden fun stuff for explorers to find billions of years from now.
Create planets with hidden fun stuff for explorers to find billions of years from now.
SEND THE PEOPLE I JOINED INTO THE PORTAL, CAUSE WE NEED TO COME BACK ONCE EVERYTHING CALMS DOWN
SOOTHE GORBACHEV
THROW AT KJ
[6]
Yay, rips in space time to many minimalist RTD's ((Check with their GM first, they might get mad if weird shit starts popping through.
Yeah, ok. I don't really have any in mind. Except this...
Beckon LordSlowpoke to bash Kevakiyas with Gobrachyov again.
Suffocate the cannibal with potatoes.
"Learn to eat real food!"
Check with my head architect to see if my multispace station/superweapon thingys are done, if not, roll to eat another delicious potato and cheese sandwich (Mmmm).
Do as she says.
What's that supposed to mean?
Put on my top hat and monocle and take a stroll through soul town with my cane.
How can I see the crack? Does it glow?
Observe crack.
Wait, so what's going on?da_nang dun fucked it up.
SOMEONE pushed an omniversal restart button. At current, a giant wave pulsing through time and space at the speed of reality, completely compacting anything it touches into a tiny sphere at the epicentre. Fun. Goodbye reality.
SOMEONE pushed an omniversal restart button. At current, a giant wave pulsing through time and space at the speed of reality, completely compacting anything it touches into a tiny sphere at the epicentre. Fun. Goodbye reality.
CAN'T WE STOP IT!!?
Wait... won't it only reset the universe to the last normal point it was at? So, it basically wouldn't change anything given the state of the multiverse.((I believe it was a multiversal reset.))
Wait... won't it only reset the universe to the last normal point it was at? So, it basically wouldn't change anything given the state of the multiverse.
Find the bomb shelter of the gods,use my gentlemen speak to convince them to stop this travesty!
Aid HugoLuman before the multiverse ends!
Though, if we end up instead ruining the survival effort and have them all krump in the process, we'd look quite foolish in the face of the gods, no?))
Go through the secret door!
Wait for the next time to see the lovely mistress.((watr u tryin 2 du))
... Where did that thought come from?
"Well, Helgo, looks like this is it. Do-or-die. Got any schnapps?" (By that I mean, assistance please! We're fucked if this doesn't work)
Directed drunk science with the entire Raptor and Proto-Olympian populations to save ourselves.
OTHER ME THAT IS A GM: FINALLY, THE TIME IS RIGHT!!!! BRING THE INFINITE FORCES OF YOUR MEGA MILITARY WITH YOU INTO THE OMNIVERSAL CONFINES. THE DIE IS CAST!!!
Summon enough potatoes to stop the omniverse from resetting.
May the RNG help us.
Fart.
Aid HugoLuman before the multiverse ends!
KICK IN DOOR TO REALITY
EAT IT
Find the bomb shelter of the gods,use my gentlemen speak to convince them to stop this travesty!
Wait... won't it only reset the universe to the last normal point it was at? So, it basically wouldn't change anything given the state of the multiverse.((I believe it was a multiversal reset.))
Find a comfy chair, a bottle of Sujamma and some Horker jerky. Munch and watch the fireworks.
Pharika!Lolfail: "Aww, shit. That can't be good; the Conflux looks like it's... unhappening."
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "Looks like the stars are moving... and becoming brighter."
Pharika: Mentally call out to Phenax, God of Deception and Athreos, God of Passing to help cheat the multiversal reset.Find the bomb shelter of the gods,use my gentlemen speak to convince them to stop this travesty!
((Assume that he's looking for any god and therefore this is an assisted action))
Stab the princess and quickly return to the homeverse.
Aid HugoLuman before the multiverse ends!
>Tanks unite! Also aid this Hugo Man of Lu in his endeavors!
Hold an urgent business meeting where we discuss the impending collapse of the multiverse and its effects on commodities
Join the meeting and offer free acid to everyone
ESCAPE TO CHEESISTAN
Create stable space-time pocket to surround and contain reset button's effects, then shove it into another multiverse.
(What the fel is this then?)
((An adventurous tale about potatoes, cheese, and destructive mayhem.))
Exist, for the lulz.
Pull people into the Cheesistan universe to save them from destruction?
Make the universe fail against my bluff check again.
((You again! Hey!))
Activate my superstation forcefields and turn them to full power, and then turn them up even higher! (I'll combat this antireality if it's the last thing I do!)
TIME TO HAVE ACID FUELED SHENANIGANS AT THE OFFICE!
((With this much drunk science hysteria going on, shouldn't all kinds of crazy shit be flying everywhere?))((Yes, but I'm having trouble imagining it. This shit has to be completely insane, and I can only get normal insane. Curse you, last scrap of sanity!))
Harness this drunken chaos to create a wave of opposite amplitude to cancel out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interference_%28wave_propagation%29) the destructive wave!
CLONE ME: PREPARE FOR PARADOX.
>Attack antireality through liberal use of energy-based danmaku firepower!
"Yes mistress. Don't whip me mistress."((alrighty, lay off the masochism before i drop a mountain on you))
Interrupt mr Reality
have you seen mr avatar?
ABSORB CONSUMED REALITY
BE THE REALITY
With all my willpower, return to the edge of unconsciousness, turn on my back to look at the princess. Aim carefully, and throw the knife at her throat just before slipping back into unconsciousness.
Pharika: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUcK
Last ditch effort! Warp to Dominaria, the plane that is ravaged by a temporal anomaly that MIGHT SLOW THE RESET.
(What the fel is this then?)
Break away from this stupid sideplot so I can save the homeverse.
Wait for the reset.
Pharika: Return to the form of an existential concept until after the reset. Tell all other gods to do the same.
Enter Alcotar State, counteract the wave with massive fields of warped time/space/logic/sanity.
Break away from this stupid sideplot so I can save the homeverse.
Perform a perfect escape and assassination. Offscreen.
Hmm. Exist.
I Reverse the Polarity (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReversePolarity) of my super weapons to give my forcefields a continuous burst of power.((Curse you, i got distracted for like an hour because TV Tropes. Now I have to bumrush this draft!))
I WILL ABSORB REALITY IF IT'S THE LAST THING THIS GODDAMN MULTIVERSE DOES
Break out of jail to find my bottle of Sujamma and bag of Horker jerky.
((Hrm...oh well I might as well seeing how reality is ending.))
Start cracking out yo mama jokes at the GM.
Well then... better than nothing.
Monkey hoots in surprise and jumps back a few feet, but quickly recovers and holds hands.
time to do most desperate action to save everything
RESET THE RESET
Summon enough potatoes to turn the omniverse into the potatoverse.
The omniverse reset button only works on omniverses, not potatoverses.
Create a Twiverse for myself!
Party as if the world is ending (which it is)
Is my pocket universe ( the one with the Australians) still safe? Roll to find out.
Crash the party.
>Fire the super weapon at antireality! We're going to need a bigger gun!
POTATO POOOOWWWER
Murder everyone in the subplotverse. Offscreen. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoryDiscretionShot)
Raptor mech? Better than the company car!"Wait! I severely warped Logic and Sanity at the forefront of the wave! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN IF YOU PASS THROUGH THAT AREA!"
CHAAARRRRRRGGGGGEEEEE
Regardless, continue to warp logic and sanity! HOLD THE LINE!
Oh yeah?!Yo mama so fat she can't eat potatoes or cheese without exploding!
Eat the anti reality wave and like it!
Evacuate people to the E: Gaiden 'verse.
Pharika: Through careful manipulation of zero-point energy and quantum spin stasis, create a metaphysical reality separate from the existing reality, out of reach of the Wave.
Inconsequential Side Action: Do a similar thing remotely that creates an aether as a sonic medium, and that causes KotSM ~ LP (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv1yYDzvFtQ) to be played throughout regular reality, because it fits SO WELL.
Raptor mech? Better than the company car!
CHAAARRRRRRGGGGGEEEEE
Call up the angels and devils and tell them that we've had our differences, but if they don't help then their dead too.
Cram the Australia-verse into the Cheesistani-verse somehow. Adjust for the bigger on the inside.
Murder everyone in the subplotverse. Offscreen. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoryDiscretionShot)
Subplot: Pick the lock on the cage and tackle the person.
Alternate me in homeverse: Warp reality to appear in this multiverse.
SHUTDOWN -A
"Dunmer..."
Slit their throats!
> Enlist the aid of some obscure 'Insane Mad Scientist'. Request care package containing rusty surgery implements.
> Request for a health, mana and stamina bar feature. What self-respecting game doesn't have these? :P
"... I have a feeling I may have forgotten things from some point or another."
Break through the fourth wall.
((We will survive the reset! We don't need no stinking GM to save us! We are players so we will survive! Somehow..))
Grab a sandwich to eat while waiting.
Inconsequential side action with a separate roll, s'il vous plait: Sing Imagine Dragon's "Radioactive" cos it seems important.
(( I'm'a ferret round some other RTD's to see if we can score some crossover action. In the meanst, you're all welcome to mess with the Cheesistan RTD. We're being invaded by Giant (Evil?) Morgan Freeman and Mecha (Death?) Billy Mays. At some point they're going to fuse into a creepy cyborg death monster called Morgan Mays. Plus also Kevak absorbed the angst of an orphaned alien teenager with psychic powers and became god-like. ( That is to say he became a giant Lovecraftian horror engulfing the entire country and who knows how much else. Imagine like... Jenova with Kevak's avatar instead of the Jenova body but then attach that to a friggin gigantic red undulating swirl of nightmare energy. ) Oh yeah, but also Smurfington, as the Potatolaird, has corrupted a massive section of Kevakiyas's body and turned it to cheese, much of which he ate. Lots of fun, join today! ))
GATHER ALL THE FLEETS, THEN
FIRE THE CANNONS
FIRE THE CANNONS
FIRE THE CANNONS
FIRE THE CANNONS
Raptor mech? Better than the company car!"Wait! I severely warped Logic and Sanity at the forefront of the wave! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN IF YOU PASS THROUGH THAT AREA!"
CHAAARRRRRRGGGGGEEEEE
Regardless, continue to warp logic and sanity! HOLD THE LINE!
(http://www.netanimations.net/Moving-animated-picture-of-monkies-riding-dogs.gif)
Quote from: HugoLumanRegardless, continue to warp logic and sanity! HOLD THE LINE!
>Assist this action.
If anything, Eternal Shrine Maiden fits this situation best out of all the Touhou songs!
"If every fleet from every multiverse is there..."
Smuggle myself onto the Crucible. Detonate the reality bomb.
Get summary of recent events. Then cheese.
Get summary of recent events. Then cheese.
da_nang found the omniverse's reset button and whacked it. This created a matter devouring wave, and now everyone is fighting off the wave in a giant last stand.
Get summary of recent events. Then cheese.
da_nang found the omniverse's reset button and whacked it. This created a matter devouring wave, and now everyone is fighting off the wave in a giant last stand.
As in literally everyone.
Get summary of recent events. Then cheese.
da_nang found the omniverse's reset button and whacked it. This created a matter devouring wave, and now everyone is fighting off the wave in a giant last stand.
As in literally everyone.
Even those who weren't in the game prior to when da_nang mashed the damned button.
And if my action succeeds, double the forces as the unconscious minds of everyone fight alongside the conscious.Get summary of recent events. Then cheese.
da_nang found the omniverse's reset button and whacked it. This created a matter devouring wave, and now everyone is fighting off the wave in a giant last stand.
As in literally everyone.
Even those who weren't in the game prior to when da_nang mashed the damned button.Spoiler: Assuming my action works (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
If this game makes it to the Hall of Legends, I want this gifset to be the description.
((is it wrong that I think Komm, süsser Tod should be the background music to this thread?))
( However, shouldn't it be longer for that? Also, can we make a TVtropes page? )We already have. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatarsBay12Edition) Go give some love to it.
((I'm going to try and summon as many players as possible. If you'd help, that'd be great.
-e this is not as easy as I expected))
( However, shouldn't it be longer for that? Also, can we make a TVtropes page? )We already have. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatarsBay12Edition) Go give some love to it.
ASCEND TO GODHOOD. FIND THE SINGLE MOST DENSELY POPULATED AREA IN THE MULTIVERSE. BEGIN CARNAGE.
It's kinda sad to see this go, even if I didn't participate in it much. I'm amazed that my seven-page screw up managed to become this 100+ page masterpiece of !!FUN!!, death, carnage, chaos, and hilarity. Congratulations, Smurfingtonthethird, I hereby dub you the Savior of Bad RtDs.
FRANK MOTHERFUCKING HORRIGANLIBERTY PRIME DETECTS REALITY DESTROYING SUPER WAVEFORM. PROBABILIY OF MISSION HINDRANCE: ZERO PERCENT!
oh well.
TURN OFF DICE, DEFAULT TO ALL ACTIONS TO 4
FIRE
CHARGE! FOR THE EMPRAH!
Diplomatically do something. Probably refuse if it's a pure gold sword.
Shoot it with a massive barrage of missiles, potatoes, soap bubbles, and huzzah!
Get another sandwich.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just a flesh wound! Start eating the anti reality from inside! Despite the fact I don't exist.
Pharika!Lolfail, Pharika!Cyrydiad and Pharika: "FOUR THOUSAND WALL SHATTER!"
Break the boundaries between every single 'verse in every single Multiverse (mostly Gensokyo and the M:TG m'verse. I hope my fellow Gods are alive...). Tell everything and everyone to fire! Cast! Activate! Do anything they can! Together we shall defeat this Wave!
((The song "Kobito of the Shining Needle ~ Little Princess" is the in-game theme for Shinmyoumaru Sukuna in Touhou 14 (Kishinjou): Double Dealing Character. Other notable songs from DDC include "Mermaid from the Uncharted Land" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NPCvdyoYcQ), "Dullahan Under the Willows" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0smPNpVHOH8) and "Reverse Ideology" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYcb854qGx0).))
((Also, if this is where this game ends, I'm totally gonna draw that huge ship clusterfuck))
Shoot shoot shoot shoot SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT
> Post Incandescent, weaponizeable shit on We Are Our Avatars while not even knowing WTF to do on RTD boards or how it even works. Utilize Surgery tools to make a surgery-shit launcher. Finally, attempt to eliminate Anti-Reality with shit.
If anything, Eternal Shrine Maiden fits this situation best out of all the Touhou songs!
>Gather every baneblade, every arclite, all the tanks in the multiverse (even you, Scorpion) to fire at the antireality at once! Also, while Lol is contacting Gensokyo, tell Evil Eye Sigma to do something and help the battle effort!
FUCK LOGIC: ANTI-REALITY: WILL IT BLEND!?
"If every fleet from every multiverse is there..."
Smuggle myself onto the Crucible. Detonate the reality bomb.
Subplot: Woo the lady with my manly charms to let me go.
Homeverse: Focus the collective unconscious of every being in the omniverse into one massive psionic beam. Blast the reset wave to smithereens!
Throw my precious acid at the swarm
Use Glow of Avohkii to Repel the Swarm. Also summon Ta Koro Guard to attack the Swarm more. If all else fails, summon Tahu Nuva, Toa of Fire to attack Swarm.
ASCEND TO GODHOOD. FIND THE SINGLE MOST DENSELY POPULATED AREA IN THE MULTIVERSE. BEGIN CARNAGE.
It's kinda sad to see this go, even if I didn't participate in it much. I'm amazed that my seven-page screw up managed to become this 100+ page masterpiece of !!FUN!!, death, carnage, chaos, and hilarity. Congratulations, Smurfingtonthethird, I hereby dub you the Savior of Bad RtDs.
I see title.
SHIT
ITS TIME.
Entropy the Lich stepped out from the ebony door through dimensions. Yes, another version of himself had been feminized and... Well, they didn't speak about those things anymore. However, he was here, he was a he, and he was prepared, opening up a black hole in front of him.
DO EVIL ENTROPY THINGS.
Aikuro Mikisuge felt a dark presence. Of course, he had experienced some pretty hard-core evil, mostly back with the outfits, but this menaced him nonetheless. It was less a sense of power, or evil, but a fear of an alien feeling, as if it was from another multiverse, another timestream altogether. Then he saw it. A skeleton in a robe. Less than he expected, but something. He ripped off his shirt, letting the pink lights surge forth from his body. The DTR's familiar chassis popped up beneath him, he stepped inside, and he leapt into action.
PREVENT EVIL ENTROPY THINGS. AND JUST EVIL THINGS TOO.
Crossover!?!
In a galaxy far away, a sand paper spewing reality tear grows...and grows...drawing in all life to this final stand! Scores upon scores of ninja apes appear and charge. The mad scientist Whizmen and stout Gouda Golems, united for the first cheesy time, begin their march. An entire flotilla, manned by the ocean going slug men people, sail into the final battle. The metalheads and the guardian dragon rock out for one last time. A giant Swedish meat cthulu, ridden by the fabled hero Gilgawulf, ride into legend. Everything. Everything is at stake here. Even the gods themselves, esoteric in their powers lend a hand.
For existence!
In Metro City, the gangs put aside their conflicts and beefing for the first time in eras. Together, they all enter the portal to the battlefield. "Tunnel Snakes Rule!" "For the Big D!" But this time, they cry together. They charge together. We are one big gang. The gang of everything, and we must stick together!
Fight the wave!
The weakening of the barriers have called forth a whole host of odd player characters of all sorts of powers. Captain Morgan Goldslager and his crew appear! Yarrr... this be it. Paul! Aye lad, it's been nice working with you. BLOW THE MAN DOWN, WE GIVE IT ALL WE GOT CREW!
Fat Fred and his malleable fat roll towards the wave. Huge Hammer and FastCash Gonzales, two showmen of different sports,putting on his usual bravado, charge forward! The time of the Hammer is upon us! Think you can outpace the FastCash? Don't think so cabron! The weird looking Bergman Karloff, propelled by his mass of tentacles, rushes forth to save his world and the lady he loves. A massive bottle, filled to the brim with malt liquor and confetti, fires it's divine energy at the wave! Miz'koth feels that if we don't stop this, the party is over!Dudebro Johnson, paddle in hand and vodka in the other, wakes up for one last bar fight. The bar fight of eternity. Even the normal folk like Saks Goldman and Hakeem Johnson, run to the defense of existence and to save the multiverse!
WE MUST LIVE
A well dressed man and his gang of assistants appears. Wha? Huh? Why am I here?? My RTD hasn't even been created yet! Jenkins! a lanky, bespectacled fella walks to him. Chairmen, I think the latest tests with the dimensional weapon portal device might have backfired... Bah! is the camera crew with us? Ah yes they are! Hey! You better start filming this! If we make it, the ratings will be unimaginable! Everyone else, grab a weapon and attack! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR!?! ATTACK! ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW, GENTLEMEN!
For the past! For the present! For the future!
But there's still a few more....Another rift opens....and a presidential foot steps out. An evil presidential foot. An evil Steampunk Presidential foot. EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN, Gatling gun in hand, has arrived. HIGH FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH joins him!
EMANCIPATE THE SHIT OUT OF THE WAVE!
We are us. And some stupid wave isn't gonna change that. At least, not without a fight!
"I AWAKEN! WAZZUP BITCHES!?" A gigantic mass of amorphous clockwork climbs out of the rift, followed by an army of automatons. "I LOVE ME A CROSSOVER!"
Wreck that wave!
AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
A rather disgruntled automaton dressed as a pirate captain climbs out.
Blast ye're eyes, what be ye're request ta' Cap'n Friendly, scourge o' the seven Sectors?
THEN HE COMES
This guy is the one who killed the gods, the converter of the nether beasts, and the 'dragon in chief'. He is a guy from a world where hitler somewhat succeeded, it is also after the end, and he was a paladin until the ELECTRIC NAZIS attacked. After founding a communist revolution, he killed his former patron goddess. And after some other shenanigans, time froze. It turns out whatever created his universe ditched it. However, recently it made its location known. After summoning the ELECTRIC NAZIS back. Now he has found the exact location, and it this reality itself!!! Easier than thought, he has got experience in wreaking reality before!!! He will succeed
A NARATOR COMES
The narator has experienced a lot of stressed. 1., some kind of higher being decided to crash his experiment in multi-people story. 2. then one of those people burned down the building. 3. that same person became a goddess. Then finally, everything froze while everything was getting chaotic!!! But now after researching a bit, he has found this phenomenon takes place across multiverses it-selves!!! But now all of them were going to be reset. After his brilliant manipulating, one of the PC's has pushed a button that will reset all. Then he will create a good story for all of them that eventually respawn to go through!!! It will be exciting!!! He also has numerous back-up plans incase things go wrong.
FRANK MOTHERFUCKING HORRIGAN
After the rude freezing of his universe, he decided to go around existence and purge anything un-american!!! And right now he has tracked the Super-Comie. This one has terrifying reality-warping powers, and must be stopped before he can destroy any more Americas, and spread his communist revolution any further. He has also found some of the traitors from his original universe here, kill 2 birds with one stone???
SYTHERS
THE SCYTHERS ARE ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS!!! THEY HAVE DETECTED A THREAT TO ALL MINIMALISM HERE. A NARATOR ITSELF. IT WANTS TO REPLACE ALL OF THE RTDS WITH IT'S OWN LINEAR SYSTEM!!! THIS MUST BE STOPPED. AND AS THE INITIATORS OF ONE OF THE MOST CHAOTIC RTDS AROUND, WE MUST STOP IT. WAR-CRY READY!!!!
SCYTHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRANK MOTHERFUCKING HORRIGANLIBERTY PRIME DETECTS REALITY DESTROYING SUPER WAVEFORM. PROBABILIY OF MISSION HINDRANCE: ZERO PERCENT!
CROSSOVER! Giant Morgan Freeman travels through the cracks into WAOA
Mecha Mays does as well.
I give Cheesistan-me the recipe for Chooze.
I bring in some of Tune's sentient spears to fight the end of the world.
(( AUTO'ing the roll for crossover. ))
CROSSOVER!
A poultrygeist and numerous other ghost's start appearing!
ANOTHER CROSSOVER!
A god of complete and utter anihilationTM appears!
((Edited and reposted.))
Call all of the greek gods and tell them we need help, then fire the superweapons! All of them!
Wow! The space station Cortez appears through a plot hole and starts firing it's anticruiser cannons at the reality destroying wave!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_TOR2Z49voThe sunflower fairies were preparing...They didn't know what was going on, but they felt riled. More riled then they had ever felt in the entire some-odd 400 years of their collective existence, and the most they would likely ever feel again. They retreated into alcoves, long abandoned by humanity, and from them, dusted off ancient weaponry, ready to be fired one last time. Bellow them, leprechauns came out of hiding and brandished rifles, marching in line formation in a sea of green (http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090504113800/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/Leprechaun_army.jpg), accompanied by massive battle tanks entangled in vines (http://s3.goodfon.ru/image/267134-2000x1414.jpg). Swarms of fae filled the skies, hovering alongside an armada of hundreds of airships and planes (http://airminded.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/iln19130301ppiv-v.jpg), blocking out the sun with their numbers. The end had finally reached them, and they weren't going to let it take everything away without a fight.Spoiler: Meanwhile, in an Alternate Gensokyo, from a Forum Far, Far Away (click to show/hide)
Lady Cirno glanced down at her forces assembly, and clenched her fist before sitting back in her opulent throne (http://i.imgur.com/nwleOg6.jpg). She didn't care who this "antireality" fellow was, it would surely crumble against the might that is the Great Fairy Army.
/me sighs
>KIM JONG HUI: ASCEND
I haven't been following the thread, so I have zero idea of what's going on.
Summon divine elephant army to destroy the wave or something.
Maybe we should stop soon so Smurfington can actually write this monster?NO BRAKES
PS. How does the hall of fame work? Or is it only for the truly legendary?Umm... I think one person nominates it and gets some people to second it, then a post linking to it with some descriptive junk is added to the hall. But I say this is legendary enough. (Still haven't gotten around to editing the TVTropes page, so... Will do that. )
Also, credits song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgycUlrsqJk
Eh, same. Still, the offer stands if he doesn't want to do it. ( We want you to do it Smurf, please do. )
I'd kinda want it to still be Smurfington, since I could use a breather as well (but want to be in on the start of the next one!)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4LULtLkBRo)
I'm up for being the GM of the sequel and getting it started if Smurfington declines! ( 5 yeas and Smurfington's decline of the position and I'll start it tonight. :D )
I'm up for being the GM of the sequel and getting it started if Smurfington declines! ( 5 yeas and Smurfington's decline of the position and I'll start it tonight. :D )
ITS MINE!
I'm up for being the GM of the sequel and getting it started if Smurfington declines! ( 5 yeas and Smurfington's decline of the position and I'll start it tonight. :D )
ITS MINE!
I just want a breather, that's all. WAOA will be back.
DOUBLE YEAH!I'm up for being the GM of the sequel and getting it started if Smurfington declines! ( 5 yeas and Smurfington's decline of the position and I'll start it tonight. :D )
ITS MINE!
IT'S HIS!
((Also, if this is where this game ends, I'm totally gonna draw that huge ship clusterfuck))
((Also, if this is where this game ends, I'm totally gonna draw that huge ship clusterfuck))
:o
Super serial, draw it up and I'll instasequel.
PS. How does the hall of fame work? Or is it only for the truly legendary?This game might as well be the definition of legendary. I doubt you'll have many problems getting it in.
PS. How does the hall of fame work? Or is it only for the truly legendary?This game might as well be the definition of legendary. I doubt you'll have many problems getting it in.
Eh, don't worry about it. Just post it in the newly made one (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137548.msg5144677#msg5144677). It's not finished yet, but it should be any time now.PS. How does the hall of fame work? Or is it only for the truly legendary?This game might as well be the definition of legendary. I doubt you'll have many problems getting it in.Alright, I applied for it.
You guys should vote for it and stuff. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=104811.msg5259499#msg5259499)
Nope, the threads dead and I feel like a moron.