You're three feet and two shoes too much.At least I'm not wearing them. Should I live long enough, unlikely, I can probably find something I don't need that I can cut off. Cameo is worth it.
((a friend plays it, but other than that not at all. Ah, well. Just say its an AKA47 variant.))((Hm. Well, I was imagining it like the medic's medigun. Basically, it works by magically healing people. I'll leave out the ubercharge.
..But the Engineer doesn't have a chainsaw...I am fully supporting this. I didn't even notice the Blues were marked BLU, but there is a line. And beyond that line.... sandvich. DOCTOR!
((Yes, I will keep up the TF2 references until this is no longer two respawning sides marked with RED and BLU. Once the respawns stop, I'll start up Red vs. Blue references. Who wants to be Sarge?))
Yes?..But the Engineer doesn't have a chainsaw...I am fully supporting this. I didn't even notice the Blues were marked BLU, but there is a line. And beyond that line.... sandvich. DOCTOR!
((Yes, I will keep up the TF2 references until this is no longer two respawning sides marked with RED and BLU. Once the respawns stop, I'll start up Red vs. Blue references. Who wants to be Sarge?))
I have never tried, but something tells me the internet does have one. Of course it has one... it always does.Yes?..But the Engineer doesn't have a chainsaw...I am fully supporting this. I didn't even notice the Blues were marked BLU, but there is a line. And beyond that line.... sandvich. DOCTOR!
((Yes, I will keep up the TF2 references until this is no longer two respawning sides marked with RED and BLU. Once the respawns stop, I'll start up Red vs. Blue references. Who wants to be Sarge?))
One moment, me Medigun has malfunctioned!
...Anyone know somewhere I can generate German-accented text?
Just kill something.
Wondering if it's possible to join midgame...Retry like a baws!
If it is, then I shall make a huge smokescreen and storm the blues with a stunrod, then call MSF to bring bak the stunrodded guys to Irony.
Stunrod link: http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Stun_rod
MSF link: http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Militaires_Sans_Fronti%C3%A8res
Because you gotta know what I'm talking about :P
overheal guys with heavy weapons.I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Working on it.overheal guys with heavy weapons.I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Seriously though, you gotta roll a 5 and get übercharge!
Make sure to roll a one and kill a BLUWorking on it.overheal guys with heavy weapons.I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Seriously though, you gotta roll a 5 and get übercharge!
First I have to test my colleague's suggestions.Make sure to roll a one and kill a BLUWorking on it.overheal guys with heavy weapons.I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Seriously though, you gotta roll a 5 and get übercharge!Espy.
No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.
Is stick grenade then. Explodes on contact. No way I'm not dying. I either die charging like a idiot, or exploding like a hero.No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.
inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."
I vote exploding like an idiot.Is stick grenade then. Explodes on contact. No way I'm not dying. I either die charging like a idiot, or exploding like a hero.No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.
inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."
Reappear behind blue 1 and snap his neck.I love the logic behind this.
Kill Corai epicly.
Respawn with a baseball bat. Brain as many Blues as possible.I'd advise using your shotgun. Oh, and don't try shooting important stuff with your pistol from far away, that makes you sniper-bait without doing much.
((I couldn't resist))Kill Corai epicly.
Do horrible things to Persus. Preferably with a knife.
>Stand up, challenge Blue 6 to a gentleman's duel for Dirg's hand in marriage!...What did I miss?
Respawn with bazooka. Blow up Miauw's Launcher
Use nebelwerfer type launcher. BLOW THEM UP, BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL.((You can't do that. It's mine!))
Fix'dUse nebelwerfer type launcher. BLOW THEM UP, BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL.((You can't do that. It's mine!))
Free GWG. Obtain lazor. Use lazor against blues. Everyone is happy.Aid action.
(It's "I am fully charged!")Free GWG. Obtain lazor. Use lazor against blues. Everyone is happy.Aid action.
"My charge is ready!"
(Right? It's been a while since I've played TF2)
((I knew that didn't sound right. Editing.)(It's "I am fully charged!")Free GWG. Obtain lazor. Use lazor against blues. Everyone is happy.Aid action.
"My charge is ready!"
(Right? It's been a while since I've played TF2)
Act like tasty morsel and lead zombie horde into blue territory to devour them.Yes eat those zombies Dirg...wait zombies taste terrible don't do it.
Lead zombie pack through a delightful little dance number, then eat some more confused blues.
Seeing the lack of co-ordination and knowledge of battlefield tactics, Sambo shows them how it's done."HOLY bacon, my friend. HOLY bacon."
Get a chainsaw. Kill zombies with the chainsaw.
"They're zombies ffs. Use the right damn weapon!"
Seeing the lack of co-ordination and knowledge of battlefield tactics, Sambo shows them how it's done.Disregard insanity. A challenge has been issued.
Get a chainsaw. Kill zombies with the chainsaw.
"They're zombies ffs. Use the right damn weapon!"
I probably got more kills last round than any one BLU has.Blue 6
How many lives did it take each of them?I probably got more kills last round than any one BLU has.Blue 6
Blue 1
Blue 9
Blue 4
Several others who are now late.
How many lives did it take each of them?I probably got more kills last round than any one BLU has.Blue 6
Blue 1
Blue 9
Blue 4
Several others who are now late.
WAIT. I WASN'T INSANE BEFORE?Bonus insanity.
Bonus dorfyness.WAIT. I WASN'T INSANE BEFORE?Bonus insanity.
Steal Corai's forms and use as kindling to set zombies on fire.
Fire solves everything.You are soooo NOT allowed near my bacon-tank.
TBH, I think crispy bacon is better.Fire solves everything.You are soooo NOT allowed near my bacon-tank.
Oh crap.*cough* Uber-saw*cough*. Vita-saw affects uber on respawn.
Use Medigun, Ubercharge on allies. Use Vita-Saw on zeds. (It's a saw that recharges Ubercharge. Useful for chain-Ubers.)
Blue tank tries to run zombies over! (6) ((WHHYYY?)) It squidges three, before the crew die of a zombie climbing in and burning them to death! (?) it starts looking strangely at the driver's manual! Wait, zombies can't read or use a tank... Can they?
INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE RAMPAGE TIME!
(1) two of them fall over.
Thanks.Oh crap.*cough* Uber-saw*cough*. Vita-saw affects uber on respawn.
Use Medigun, Ubercharge on allies. Use Vita-Saw on zeds. (It's a saw that recharges Ubercharge. Useful for chain-Ubers.)
We are so bad at this.Aid action. I clearly have established a rapport with them.
Direct inextinguishable flaming radioactive suicide zombies towards Blues.
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.SIGGED
Donuts uses... Something! (5) he succeeds. A bullet ricochets off his block and kills a blue.GAH!!!! http://www.mariowiki.com/POW_Block NOW FIX DAT TURN >_<
Request reinforcements from Blue command. Alternatively request reinforcements from green command.
Respawn, Do a Gordon Freeman on theSupport this by finding a crowbar and shotgun for Scapheap.headcrabzombies.
"Hey Corai, just wanna say... I forgive ya for beating me up and trying to get me arrested. Anyways, I think a sing-a-long is starting over by the camp fire, so I'll catch ya later. " Pat Corai on the back leaving a 'kick me' sign before running off.
I hope I get the assists for the end. I mean, me and Irony essentially finished them off. Of course, the zombies are still a problem, but we still Won!We all helped, ya know.
Oh puh-lease. You didn't even explode ONCE.I hope I get the assists for the end. I mean, me and Irony essentially finished them off. Of course, the zombies are still a problem, but we still Won!We all helped, ya know.
True, but I did heal you guys and Ubercharge some.Oh puh-lease. You didn't even explode ONCE.I hope I get the assists for the end. I mean, me and Irony essentially finished them off. Of course, the zombies are still a problem, but we still Won!We all helped, ya know.
Go Back2Back with Pufferfish. Use a GATLING LAZOR!
Donuts, care to join me on the PURPLE team? I'm sure we can rig ourselves a spawner!Sure. I'll call mah friend from Texas. He'll be happy to guard it with sentries too.
Donuts, care to join me on the PURPLE team? I'm sure we can rig ourselves a spawner!Sure. I'll call mah friend from Texas. He'll be happy to guard it with sentries too.
Err, You guys ealize that without resources, them spawners aer useless right? And The only reason Red's spawner's work is because they have a massive galaxy spanning empire behind them making them work?
Report this treachery.
Err, You guys ealize that without resources, them spawners aer useless right? And The only reason Red's spawner's work is because they have a massive galaxy spanning empire behind them making them work?Also the spawner is off and we are all dead.
Report this treachery.
WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO!
Rabidgam3r, you are wanted for aggravated assault!
WEEooooo...puhWEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO!My mind sneaks up behind your mind and backstabs you!
Rabidgam3r, you are wanted for aggravated assault!
Err, You guys ealize that without resources, them spawners aer useless right? And The only reason Red's spawner's work is because they have a massive galaxy spanning empire behind them making them work?You realize mah friend from TEXUHS is actually pretty smart?
Report this treachery.
Mind over matter so I make you lot matter.
yes my friend this is why bay12 was made to find and to contain this madnessSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Let's just get on with the GLORIOUSLY PURPLE planning, shall we?Mind over matter so I make you lot matter.
I mind. Therefore I can't be made into matter.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But of course gentlemen. Donuts will create the spawner. Pufferfish, you can gather weapons resources etc. I will be mentally sorting out the command structure and filing the proper files to be recognized as a proper side. I feel like typing all this was a bit of a waste.I will not create the spawner, I will call a friend to do it. I can help you with the mental work. :P
How about card games on lightcycles? I smell awesome crossover."You've activated my trap--"
Card-based drinking games on lightcycles. We're making this happen, people.
25 KILLS! SUCK MY EXPLODING FIST BITCHES.I think that I'm third in terms of K:D ratio, woo!
Also alot of deaths, but I died pretty puch every turn.
25 KILLS! SUCK MY EXPLODING FIST BITCHES.I think that I'm third in terms of K:D ratio, woo!
Also alot of deaths, but I died pretty puch every turn.
Aquire my good ol' trusty RPG. This time with lock-on to INFANTRY.
((Wait, does this make me the soldier? Wyrm, I recommend that you get yourself a quick-fix, and we could be in for some ass-kicking of the highest level...
Seriously, this is looking more and more like TF2 by the minute. Corai is being spy, scapheap is being scout...))
Fuck these green. Call in nuclear strike.OBJECTION! You do not have 25 kills yet!
((Wait, does this make me the soldier? Wyrm, I recommend that you get yourself a quick-fix, and we could be in for some ass-kicking of the highest level...I've never understood the Quicck-Fix. Is the increased rate of healing really worth never being able to Uber?
Seriously, this is looking more and more like TF2 by the minute. Corai is being spy, scapheap is being scout...))Everything turns into TF2 after a while. Give it time, it'll become DF as well, and we'll have Ubercharged axelords surfing magma floods into hordes of scouts or something.
Seriously, this is looking more and more like TF2 by the minute. Corai is being spy, scapheap is being scout...))Actually the scout class is bad at scouting, the spy and sniper are a lot better at finding out about the enemy.
Everything turns into TF2 after a while. Give it time, it'll become DF as well, and we'll have Ubercharged axelords surfing magma floods into hordes of scouts or something.Sigged.
If the enemy team is rolling you, it's awesome for keeping your team alive long enough to do so damage. Or if you need to heal people quickly, like your team was just ambushed by a pyro.((Wait, does this make me the soldier? Wyrm, I recommend that you get yourself a quick-fix, and we could be in for some ass-kicking of the highest level...I've never understood the Quicck-Fix. Is the increased rate of healing really worth never being able to Uber?
(Bear in mind, when I do play TF2 I'm pretty bad...)
Good to know.If the enemy team is rolling you, it's awesome for keeping your team alive long enough to do so damage. Or if you need to heal people quickly, like your team was just ambushed by a pyro.((Wait, does this make me the soldier? Wyrm, I recommend that you get yourself a quick-fix, and we could be in for some ass-kicking of the highest level...I've never understood the Quicck-Fix. Is the increased rate of healing really worth never being able to Uber?
(Bear in mind, when I do play TF2 I'm pretty bad...)
What it means is you are suddenly indredibly dangerous in combat, makign killing the person you're healing impossible. As long as you can dodge the oncoming bullets, it's as good as having a constant uber, just only on your medic-buddy.
Yeah, but if the person you're healing rocket/stickyjumps you go along. Weee. (Or was that on the sticky jumper?)((Wait, does this make me the soldier? Wyrm, I recommend that you get yourself a quick-fix, and we could be in for some ass-kicking of the highest level...I've never understood the Quicck-Fix. Is the increased rate of healing really worth never being able to Uber?
(Bear in mind, when I do play TF2 I'm pretty bad...)
True. It always bugs me when I can't catch up to the guy I'm healing. Or when I can't find my team, get ambushed, and flee backwards off a cliff while firing syringes at the ambush.Yeah, but if the person you're healing rocket/stickyjumps you go along. Weee. (Or was that on the sticky jumper?)((Wait, does this make me the soldier? Wyrm, I recommend that you get yourself a quick-fix, and we could be in for some ass-kicking of the highest level...I've never understood the Quicck-Fix. Is the increased rate of healing really worth never being able to Uber?
(Bear in mind, when I do play TF2 I'm pretty bad...)
Sell game of D&D, get a rocket luncher and munition.Pass miauwu the phone number for WotC's legal department.
Wait, what did my nuke do?You nuked Santlos II. We are on Santlos I
*As one of Korma's autoturrets* Achieve sentience
Yes, let's give the GM MORE ideas on how to maim us all horribly. That will surely end well.*As one of Korma's autoturrets* Achieve sentience
6 = Insta-Skynet.
Yes, let's give the GM MORE ideas on how to maim us all horribly. That will surely end well.*As one of Korma's autoturrets* Achieve sentience
6 = Insta-Skynet.
Aaaaaw. Punch out Misko, wield one of his ribs and kill the PIAT-carrying Green.Objection! I am already dead! I should have you court-martialed for such a poor strategem!
> Use my newly-created SCP-127 variant as incentive for contact with the Foundation. Request use of SCP-076 for battle.You may want to be a bit more specific.
SCP-127: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-127 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-127)
SCP-076: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076 (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076)
Give up the molotov launcher, and run to the farm house in order to help Resistance fighters and save the day!and then proceed to do that action, and follow it up by killing greens!
...A D3? How does THAT work?The traditional method is to roll a d6 and divide by two (rounded up), but you could also use a 3-sided regular polyhedra, which the SCP Foundation found once. Speaking of which...
Also, i suppose the SCP foundation is now the Subcutaneous Calcium-based Projectile Weapons factory. What a change.Wait what? When did you get those?
> Dual-Wield SCP-127 and (apparently) SCP-067. Fire armor-piercing bone rounds at the enemy armored units.
Wait what? When did you get those?
Lol.It's simple. you use a three sided coin! Hear me out. Like a regular coin, but it's thicker, so thick that, gien the proportions and weight changes, it has a exactly 1/3 chance of landing on the side. Invented by the RAND corporation....A D3? How does THAT work?The traditional method is to roll a d6 and divide by two (rounded up), but you could also use a 3-sided regular polyhedra, which the SCP Foundation found once. Speaking of which...
it is illegal to use taxpaper dollars to study surrenderHuh. That's an odd law.
Tax-payer dollars. But still. That law still stands, interestingly.it is illegal to use taxpaper dollars to study surrenderHuh. That's an odd law.
...What did you think I thought you meant?Tax-payer dollars.it is illegal to use taxpaper dollars to study surrenderHuh. That's an odd law.
More Airstrikes. Also give the finger to the dude who I stole the jeep from.You're seriously flipping off the high marshal of the ENTIRE RED ARMY?
Pull friend off sword, and upgrade sword using the dead Greens' guns(all while swearing to kill Green 4)/me corpse-engineer-fives Ben!
Wirelessly update the HugoAI to think that the greens are Commies and the reds are Democratic capitalists.
Komra makes auto turrets! (6) he makes loads of auto turrets! They can't tell between Red or Green though. They hate sveryone!
Use original gun to blow up tanks.Mine or just Green?
Green.Use original gun to blow up tanks.Mine or just Green?
UPGRADE PIAT. FIRE AT GREENS.Don't you dare hitting my new tank!
Screw you, I've been trying 5 turns to upgrade this thing.UPGRADE PIAT. FIRE AT GREENS.Don't you dare hitting my new tank!
Order a fighter-bomber to take out the red spawner at all costs.
I think you got me and AKingsQuest confused in that last bit.Error: Organic Communist intrusion detected. WARNING: Network intrusion must be terminated with extreme prejudice.
> Debug, dehack, and/or recalibrate turrets to return normal green-killing functionality; upgrade them with bone cannons based off of KloneBone SMGs' design.
Say "Me and my armed escort were ambushed by the reds. Our radio equipment was destroyedAlso say you were't expectign the spanish inquisition when asking for help. DO IT OR I WILL COURT-MARTIAL YOU.
in the battle, so we had to take a radio off a dead red. Now, It is of vital importance that you
tell me were the green spawner is. I don't have time to wait for you to give me the third degree."
Try to convince him to give me what I want. Threaten him with court martial if it is necessarily.
BLOW IT ALL UP.You are just asking for a 6, aren't you?
And I know TopHat's been around.I mean, none of the half-dozen or so I follow or am involved with updated this week.
Exploderate all things Veteran Blue.Explosion mania is my game, you can go with fire.
Exploderate them good.
Onyxjew944 cancels stop fire - interrupted by pyromania
True, but the fire is doing nicely on its own. A blast wave of heat and concussive force is the next closest thing, with creating a machine to call lightning down on my enemies being the third in line. Come to think on it, the last one is kind of a combination of the first two, but with burnt ozone to go along with it.Exploderate all things Veteran Blue.Explosion mania is my game, you can go with fire.
Exploderate them good.
Onyxjew944 cancels stop fire - interrupted by pyromania
Wait, fire? Fire can be used to activate explosives. Once activated, the explosives will suck the oxygen from the air.NOOOO! I like breathing...
Call in drop of nitro-glycerin onto green's lines. nearest to the fire.
Pee on the fire, and use the steam to power a steam gun launching chunks of the dead people that are all around!This...not possible...not sane...unsanitary...disturbing...
Wait, fire? Fire can be used to activate explosives. Once activated, the explosives will suck the oxygen from the air.
Call in drop of nitro-glycerin onto green's lines. nearest to the fire.
Turn the ninja assassins to our side with the power of love.Wink wink nudge nudge, or some little girls' cartoon excrement?
Turn the ninja assassins to our side with the power of love.Wink wink nudge nudge, or some little girls' cartoon excrement?
SURE. I am highest ranking member of the meatshields, due to my killing spree last time, and so I can do that. I think. Meat-shield liutientet is not a very high position. Although, Given that this is a inter-stellar war, promotions mean alot, and so a single planet's airforce and colony capacity isn't as much as it would be on a solely planet based war.Wait, fire? Fire can be used to activate explosives. Once activated, the explosives will suck the oxygen from the air.
Call in drop of nitro-glycerin onto green's lines. nearest to the fire.
Maybe he means orbital drop of supply pods?
Aww, I think I broke it. :PPee on the fire, and use the steam to power a steam gun launching chunks of the dead people that are all around!This...not possible...not sane...unsanitary...disturbing...
let's jump in right now.Is that an explosive launcher that launches katana or a launcher that launches explosive katana?
Use an explosive katana launcher to devastate the opposition.
I think it's a katana that launches explosives.let's jump in right now.Is that an explosive launcher that launches katana or a launcher that launches explosive katana?
Use an explosive katana launcher to devastate the opposition.
No, that would be a katana/explosives launcher.I think it's a katana that launches explosives.let's jump in right now.Is that an explosive launcher that launches katana or a launcher that launches explosive katana?
Use an explosive katana launcher to devastate the opposition.
Either one, really.No, that would be a katana/explosives launcher.I think it's a katana that launches explosives.let's jump in right now.Is that an explosive launcher that launches katana or a launcher that launches explosive katana?
Use an explosive katana launcher to devastate the opposition.
Either one, really.No, that would be a katana/explosives launcher.I think it's a katana that launches explosives.let's jump in right now.Is that an explosive launcher that launches katana or a launcher that launches explosive katana?
Use an explosive katana launcher to devastate the opposition.
Preposterous! They're disciplined soldiers! They'd all agree to a quickie or two then get back to fighting, possibly with their pants still down. And that would not be good for Red morale.
Either that or Green High Command responds with the elite all-female/eunuch strike team.
By "Conservative" you mean "Viable in real life," right?Yeah, While my action is certainly overkill, and probably damned stupid, there is probably no definition of seducing ALL the enemys that falls under conservative.
By "Conservative" you mean "Viable in real life," right?
Go visit the RED supply depot!Join Fireiy, use credentials to add +1 to action (of which would be what they happen to have on hand.)
MORE SEDUCTION! GERMANS! BRITISH! GREENS! REDS! EVERYONE IS MY LOVE SLAVES!No. Bad redshirt. No seducing your own side.
MORE SEDUCTION! GERMANS! BRITISH! GREENS! REDS! EVERYONE IS MY LOVE SLAVES!No. Bad redshirt. No seducing your own side.
Appeal to Logic, Sanity & Reason that a fire covering more than half the battlefield really should have killed at least SOME of the combatants.
That is why it's an action that will be subject to The Dice. I don't know what's going to happen if this one lands on a (1) or a (6). A (5) may not be good either...Appeal to Logic, Sanity & Reason that a fire covering more than half the battlefield really should have killed at least SOME of the combatants.
I think they're a bit busy with crying in the corner...
(1) EVERYONE COMES BACK ALIVE. HOLY FIRE. (6) EVERYONE IS DEAD. GOOD JOB I GUESS. (5) OH WOW, POOR GREEN.That is why it's an action that will be subject to The Dice. I don't know what's going to happen if this one lands on a (1) or a (6). A (5) may not be good either...Appeal to Logic, Sanity & Reason that a fire covering more than half the battlefield really should have killed at least SOME of the combatants.
I think they're a bit busy with crying in the corner...
Go and find enemy artillery positions.World War II soldiers?
Wee, WWII soldiers owning future tech guys.
Go and find enemy artillery positions.As Kipling once said, 'a boy with a ten rupee rifle can kill you just as dead as a soldier with the latest hardware.' (I probably botched that quote up, didn't I)
Wee, WWII soldiers owning future tech guys.
Spawn, get bipedal nuclear deathmobile.I see what you are doing. But there are so many!
More targets.Spawn, get bipedal nuclear deathmobile.I see what you are doing. But there are so many!
Become mad scientist with a German accent. Create superweapons for my former subordinates.Hey, I'm already a German-accented mad scientist!
So? There can be more than one. Fine I'll change it to Russian.Become mad scientist with a German accent. Create superweapons for my former subordinates.Hey, I'm already a German-accented mad scientist!
Aid action without exploding anything. Well, anything important to us.
That was more of a "We should work together!" "Hey!" Sorry for the confusion.So? There can be more than one. Fine I'll change it to Russian.Become mad scientist with a German accent. Create superweapons for my former subordinates.Hey, I'm already a German-accented mad scientist!
Aid action without exploding anything. Well, anything important to us.
I think it takes a week or two for the GM to post results.
Zombie Ninjas.
zombie zergNot workable. Bit like zombie zombies. Zerg, in a way, are already zombies, and the Zerg immune system is second to none.
Zombie Zerg rush!!! RUN!You better mean that the zombies are doing a zerg rush. Otherwise.....
Zombie Zerg rush!!! RUN!You better mean that the zombies are doing a zerg rush. Otherwise.....
I join green. Unless I need to spawn, I BOOM HEADSHOT! every red I see.Welcome to the side of truth, my friend.
Better dead then red!I join green. Unless I need to spawn, I BOOM HEADSHOT! every red I see.Welcome to the side of truth, my friend.
As you wish.*gets head shot off because he's acting so cocky*
Sigh heavily.
Fix spawner, spawn my thoroughly impressed & tame kodiak bear.
Locate spawner. Look at it and remember I only have PhD's in Medicine, Psychology, and Drama, not Engineering. Try to fix it anyways...Aid actions
Well crap. I see no logical way back into the game, and no logic bending one that the GM will put up with (that's why you didn't roll for me right?)((you don't exist. Sorry. Remember, you can still Respawn or something. But the AI is dead.))
Hmmmm... this will require creativity.
Sigh heavily.
"I guess that trick won't work."
Fix the spawner in a manner that the bits crossed & fallen off only enhance our soldiers.
IF IT HAS BEEN FIXED, GUARD IT FROM OTHER 'FIXERS' WITH VIOLENT ACTION.
Respawn. They will tremble!Frostbite broke it.
(That won't even slow me down)Respawn. They will tremble!Frostbite broke it.
I'm gonna wind up slaying GWG because he didn't add a caveat to his action.You know, I am the one who fixed it last time...[/sulk]
...I just blew up three enemy tanks as a ghost. Wow."No, you are the mutant commie traitor."
Stay as ghost, possess more enemy tanks. Get them to shoot each other. Paranoia!