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[Naturegirl1999]

Google Translate gives odd questions for Melinda and Siri to answer

[Iduno]

If I had any friends, I would get them to download this.

[Naturegirl1999]

Looks interesting, here’s hoping it works for chromebook
Google Questions part 2

[scriver]

If I had any friends, I would get them to download this.

...Is this it? Are we back in the 90's?

[Iduno]

If I had any friends, I would get them to download this.

...Is this it? Are we back in the 90's?

Except better. It looks like it messes around with stuff while you're trying to use the computer.

[Max™]

"Ok fine, we take a trip to Europe, I won't do the 'holding up pizza' thing if I can do the eiffelboner one like this picture." *shows me*
*brain flashes to image of her grabbing a pizza by the edge and lifting it, toppings sliding off as she tells me to take a picture* <~ giggles start
'I... what?'
"Fine, tower of pizza, whatever."
*big tower of pizzas toppling over* <~ starting to cry at this point
'Wait, Pisa?'
"Yeesh, one z then!"
'It's an s!' <~ doubled over, wheezing and snorting occasionally
"Well whatever, where is it anyways?"
'Pisa, Italy!' <~ laughing so hard I feel a twinge in my back
"Oh fuck, really?" *she checks computer* "Dang."
"Well, either way we can tell any italians from somewhere else we didn't do the tourist thing."
*shit, where do italians not from italy come from*
'Ok you're gonna have to stop before I black out, I'm getting dizzy here.'
"Well I feel dumb, is there anyone dumber than me?" <~ Family Guy reference
'...Kanye?'
"Oh yeah! He's an idiot huh."

[Naturegirl1999]

"Ok fine, we take a trip to Europe, I won't do the 'holding up pizza' thing if I can do the eiffelboner one like this picture." *shows me*
*brain flashes to image of her grabbing a pizza by the edge and lifting it, toppings sliding off as she tells me to take a picture* <~ giggles start
'I... what?'
"Fine, tower of pizza, whatever."
*big tower of pizzas toppling over* <~ starting to cry at this point
'Wait, Pisa?'
"Yeesh, one z then!"
'It's an s!' <~ doubled over, wheezing and snorting occasionally
"Well whatever, where is it anyways?"
'Pisa, Italy!' <~ laughing so hard I feel a twinge in my back
"Oh fuck, really?" *she checks computer* "Dang."
"Well, either way we can tell any italians from somewhere else we didn't do the tourist thing."
*shit, where do italians not from italy come from*
'Ok you're gonna have to stop before I black out, I'm getting dizzy here.'
"Well I feel dumb, is there anyone dumber than me?" <~ Family Guy reference
'...Kanye?'
"Oh yeah! He's an idiot huh."

This made me laugh

[Bumber]

Don Provolone: Part 1, Part 2

[Naturegirl1999]

Don Provolone: Part 1, Part 2

Yes
One job

[Greiger]

Saw Zombieland 2.   Legitimately a funny movie.  Saw the final conflict coming a mile away(no make that a nautical mile because it's longer), but the movie was funny throughout.

Spoiler: very minor end credits scene spoiler that has nothing to do with the plot (click to show/hide)

I particularly liked the Z-Day Zero scene with bill murray talking about Garfield 3 when the zombie virus struck

[dragdeler]

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[Naturegirl1999]

Funny things said in court

[Iduno]

The IT person I finally got ahold of to get one of my passwords reset just put me on call to get their password reset.

This is not the first time this has happened, and it's great every time.

[Eschar]

Eschar: Dead tissue that eventually sloughs off healthy skin after an injury.

Other highlights from searching "Eschar":
"Should Eschar be removed?"
"How long does it take for Eschar to go away?"
"Is Eschar gangrene?"
"What's the difference between Eschar and necrotic tissue?"
...nothing, in about 70 years

[Naturegirl1999]

Ir Google Translate wrote the Mary Poppins songs