Turn 18: KicksINIT:
Glass/Ash Hong(36)
OceanSoul/Blue(2)
Mallos/Ckaeyod(55)
NAV/Dave Blade(34)
PaPaj/Pondy(91)
The Russian With Sunglasses(67)
zilzo/DOOMBOT-3000(9)
Pondy's urge to murder recurred, and he attempted another dropkick.
Dropkick someone again,tell my russian to do the same
Pondy decided to change targets, selecting at random once again.
Someone!(Blue)
Pondy ran off from Ckaeyod, aimed, and dropkicked.
Dropkick!(4) vs. Dodge!(3)
Victory!(1) vs. Block!(3)
A fairly accurate dropkick was deflected by Blue. If Blue had blocked better, the dropkick's aftermath might have been much worse.
The Russian With Sunglasses was ordered to stab somebody at random once more!
Stab!
Someone!(Ash Hong)
Ash Hong was visible at the edge of the center. The Russian charged.
Stab!(4) vs. Dodge!(5)
It was a good stab but not good enough. Ash Hong still managed to evade.
Ckaeyod hated the dinosaur he was tangled with with all of the hate in his brain, which was to say, a lot of hate. If one blood cell was one unit of hate, Ckaeyod had more units of hate than all the cells of blood in his body. More hate than the cells of blood in everybody's body. He had nothing but hate, in fact.
Kick wildly at anyone who comes near me. Try to rip off dinosaur because fuck this thing.
RIP!(2, 3, 2, 1)
In a mockery of probability and the power of hate, the dinosaur survived without injury. Ckaeyod screamed.
Ash Hong had powers to experiment with.
Yeah, sorry about that. (EDIT: it has been done.)
Try to use both of my powers, then shove DOOMBOT into the pit.
Affinity!(5)
The first power Ash Hong channeled generated a strange kind of luminosity: invisible luminosity. A light existent in some way beyond the physical.
Affinity!(1)
The second power, however, was out of reach. Something was off. But anyways.
Shove!(1) vs. NO!(5)
Crit Fail!(2)
Ash Hong rushed forwards, hands extended! DOOMBOT noticed him coming. A twist. And suddenly Ash Hong was falling into a pit. Not the loot sacrifice pit thankfully(that pit was bloody huge), but the smaller one.
Luck!(5)
Luckily, it looked like Dave Blade was poised to break Ash Hong's fall.
Perception!(5)
Dave Blade noticed what was incoming, and stepped aside. If he hadn't, he would have surely been hit by Ash Hong.
Crunch!(1)
Of course, Ash Hong hit head first. The result, of course, was unconsciousness.
Dave Blade noticed a guy fall into his pit. This was a beautiful opportunity. Just as soon as he could find that gem...
"That gem is the one thing I need to get out of this pit. Where are you?"
Find Gem. Use Gem to create halfway ledge. Climb out of PIT.
GEM!(3, 4)
Dust was moved. The gem still hadn't been found. Dave Blade was disappointed, but then he realized he could search Ash Hong's body as well.
That search yielded an apple core. Loot. While it was mostly useless, it was still a valid pit sacrifice.
While Dave Blade was disappointed that he couldn't escape yet, an unconscious player was trapped with him... it was beginning to look like murdertime.
DOOMBOT-9000 was pleased, but he still had to rescue his pet sling dinosaur.
is time to save dino-friend. Run to Ckaeyod and hit him in the head with the chalice until he dies.
Improvised Weapon!(6) vs. Dodge!(4-1=3)
DOOMBOT's attack was much too fast for Ckaeyod to dodge.
Crush Skull!(2) vs. Resist!(2)
In a fight between a weak hit and a weak resistance, hate made the difference. And DOOMBOT was vulnerable.
Hate Kick!(5-1=4) vs. Dodge!(1-1=0)
As much as Ckaeyod's kick was slowed by the dinosaur, DOOMBOT had compromised his ability to dodge and was hit very squarely.
HATE KICK!(1-1=0) vs. Resist!(3)
But the tangling kept the kick from having any real force, and as a result DOOMBOT was unharmed.
Blue really wanted to actually hit with his slingshot.
Approach someone at random and slingshot them at point blank range!
Someone!(Ckaeyod)
Ckaeyod was looking quite vulnerable.
Blue walked over to Ckaeyod. Held the slingshot very close to Ckaeyod. Fired.
Fire!(1) vs. Dodge!(5-1=4)
Blue realized something horrible was about to happen, so he didn't fire.
HATE KICK!(5-1=4) vs. Dodge!(3-1(close)=2)
HATE KICK!(5-1=4) vs. Resist!(1)
For once, one of Ckaeyod's hate-filled kicks actually worked, catching Blue in the center of his mass and knocking him down. Something cracked.
~~~
Statuses:
Health: Unconscious(auto-fail dodge rolls, roll willpower to awake, after waking up, -1 to willpower from head pain), ?, Deadly Poison(will die in 2 turns unless cured), ?
Items: Twigs, Sharp Rocks, Note
Location: Center Area, Smaller Pit
Health: Fine
Items: Extremely Damaged Cloth/Leather Sling Dinosaur, tangled with Ckaeyod, Mysterious Titanium Chalice
Location: Center Circle
Health: Ashes
Items: Gem of Excavation
Location: Center Circle, A Pit
Health: Fine, Damaged Dinosaur Tangling(low accuracy rolls may result in a hit on the dinosaur instead of Ckaeyod with sufficiently low dodging that would otherwise be a hit, will need to make strength checks to act, ridiculously high extreme damage to dinosaur ensures rolling at advantage(roll frice, take better roll) for removal, Tangled Legs(-1 to kick accuracy and damage)), Lying Prone(-1 to dodge)
Items: Pouch of Revolver Ammo
Location: Center Circle
Health: Fine, Dirty Bleeding Hand
Items: Damaged(-1 to damage resist) Wooden Radio Box(6/6 Throwing Knives), Bottle of Interesting Red Wine, Mysterious Scroll, Mysteriously Shining Apple Core
Location: Center Circle, Well Searched(+1 die to search) Excavated Dirt Pit(-1 to climb up)
Health: Fine
Items: A Russian Wearing Sunglasses(very wary, -1 to accuracy in attacking Ckaeyod, holding DIY Multitool Kukri)
Location: Center Circle
Health: Knocked Down(-1 to dodge), Cracked Rib(-1 to willpower from pain(next two turns), -1 to chest damage resistance)
Items: A Mysterious Slingshot, A Pouch of Lead Pellets
Location: Center Circle
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