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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 742043 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4905 on: December 14, 2017, 02:10:45 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4906 on: December 14, 2017, 02:11:47 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4907 on: December 14, 2017, 02:21:17 pm »

You ask him what he is planning to do with Ysa.

"I will marry her, be the father of her children, and help her live a life she never had before!"

A) "Insolent brat, you do want to bring ruin to our family! To the dungeon with you!!"
B) "Fine, but you will do that as a commoner yourself and outside the palace!"
C) "No no and no! You will marry a noblewoman for benefit of our family and Kingdom!"
D) "Fine, but I'm going to replace you as a heir with Ustwelf!"
E) "Do that if you want, even if I really can't endorse this union!"
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4908 on: December 14, 2017, 02:26:25 pm »

D.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4909 on: December 14, 2017, 02:29:45 pm »

E, a little petty thief might be good for the royal lineage now and again
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4910 on: December 14, 2017, 02:31:08 pm »

E, we didn't kill off his brother just to disown him a year later!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4911 on: December 14, 2017, 02:33:57 pm »

E

Our wife may shank us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4912 on: December 14, 2017, 02:34:36 pm »

D

Marrying a thief to our heir might just start a civil war, so it's absolutely a no.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4913 on: December 14, 2017, 02:38:14 pm »

E

Do it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4914 on: December 14, 2017, 02:38:46 pm »

E
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4915 on: December 14, 2017, 02:50:23 pm »

You decide to let him do as he wishes.

Few hours later, while Leath is all happy in his chambers, Ysa is brought to you in shackles. The Spymaster's agents had no trouble ambushing her while she was sneaking about the city gates, perhaps to escape (she didn't tell). From her looks, she is merely above average, so mayhaps it's her charm that Leath fell for, or maybe it was this fabled 'love on first sight'.

You decide to...

A) Inform Ysa that she will be Leath's wife.
B) Demand some answers from the girl.
C) -
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4916 on: December 14, 2017, 02:52:21 pm »

B

Because nothing makes a relationship natural like being dragged in chain's before the parent of the other and being forced to answer questions.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4917 on: December 14, 2017, 02:59:31 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4918 on: December 14, 2017, 03:03:37 pm »

B, might as well.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4919 on: December 14, 2017, 03:12:17 pm »

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