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could reboot this. i didnt have the spoons to work and write at the same time but i have some savings now i can skip work.

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Been working. Alot. But here's a micro update to move the heist along.

Turn 4.5

Spoiler: crime pays settings (click to show/hide)

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I’m just auto-providing zip ties right now. It’s micrologistics, but why not? Sure. We’ll simulate it.

The woman opening the safe was just pretending to do so. She stalls Catie and Butch, who wait patiently for her while police first responders arrive at the warehouse.

Two squad cars carrying four police officers arrive outside the warehouse. They take up positions by the front and rear exit and seem to be armed with pistols.

Then another group of 2 cars arrive behind the police cars. The highschooler and his dad are in one of them. They wield AR-15 platforms and begin to threaten police telling them to stay clear of private property. The police do not look happy. In the second car are 4 thugs, all armed with pistols.

Then Michael Moov arrives in his fancy car. All guns point towards him.

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Meow. Update sometime today

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I've got monday off. It's also vaccination day on monday, yay! Will try to update either over the weekend or on Monday.

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Can't guarantee it'll be effective, but I can offer Mr. Moov for some Dukes of Hazzard action with one-handed celebratory gunfire.

Also got a hot seat if you guys get split up.

In the meantime, time to kit out his ride for more mayhem.

ACTACTACT
Buy wireless jammer -.15 BTC
Morphine x 2 -100 USD
Trauma Kit (Single Use) x 2 -100 USD

Plug the wireless jammer into the cigarette lighter.  Pack the glove box with meds.  9mm on his hip.

Moov is ready to take some pigs on a chase.

oi pls post with your sheets and asset lists

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You can load magazines in between turns... but it still takes time of course...

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Turn 4
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Purchases

Aberfield Society/Flazeo buys a SOCOM556 RC2 Suppressor, 1 Generic Stolen Minivan and 4 Duffel bags for 0.5 BTC and $200.

Jack’s Bankfiends buy a Level 3A Ballistic Vest for 0.2 BTC. Jac’s Bankfiends buys 4 duffel bags for $200.

ACE/ConscriptFive buys:
3 additional 9mm pistol magazines -.03 BTC
additional 1000 rounds 9mm -.05 BTC
Osprey 9 9mm Suppressor -0.10 BTC
Outdoor rifle range -2000 USD

The Outdoor range is unlocked. Operators can spend 500 rounds and loving time with their gun to improve their shooting skills by about 1% per turn.

King Zultan buys 4 duffel bags for $200

Operation Reports:

Spoiler: Crime Pays Settings (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Crime Pays Logs (click to show/hide)

Meta Updates:
BTCUSD has fallen to $34,000 from $40,400 last turn.


Spoiler: Available Heists (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Micro Heists (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Available Recruits (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: stolen vehicles shop (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Gun Shop (click to show/hide)




Spoiler: Other Items (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Catering (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bitcoin Exchange (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: property market (click to show/hide)

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Worked a halfday today then went back to sleep. Updoot when i am sustaiably caffeinated.

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Gonna spend all my spoons working. Update on my saturday morning/us friday night

Gonna pre-emptively request a 24 hour extension so the above players can get in on the plan.

Meow. Updoot tomorrow then.

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Gonna spend all my spoons working. Update on my saturday morning/us friday night

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ACTACTACT buy 1 camp supplies. Bid 0.70


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ye can just equip your purchases

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ACTACTACT

"Rise and shine, Mikeyboy.  Hey, when was the last time you went to the mall?"

"Uh... I dunno.  My parents used to go there with me back when I was a kid?  Does anybody go to the mall anymore?"

"Exactly..."

After a short drive, Michael Moov and his handler arrive at the Lone Pine Galleria.  Signs posted "RETAIL SPACE VACANT" and advertising tens of thousands of sq feet are plastered all over the outside.

"Huh, sir.  The place looks closed."

"Not to ACE, Mikeyboy."

Entering though the Sears entrance, his handler quips, "Still smells like the 20th century doesn't it?  You know, this once was the biggest retailer in the world?  They were even the first retail IPO to be handled by Goldman Sachs way back in the 1900's."

"Fucking Bezos, man."

"That's right.  You're going to make a great activist."

They step out onto the second story promenade, revealing a mausoleum of storefronts.  "This was once the new 'Mainstreet America' right here.  A safe place where kids like you their first job and first date.  Maybe alittle youthful hanky-panky in a dressing room too."

Moov spots something else over the railing, "Hey, sir.  That my car?"

"Good eye, Mikeyboy.  ACE would like to consider you an investment.  We want to keep you safe out there, so we leased the Galleria so you can work on your driving skills.  Really become one with the machine.  We've marked out a track for you.  Start out at the Food Court.  Go around the bend to where the Sharper Image used to be.  Head down to where Radio Shack was.  Take a hard right past the old Waldenbooks.  Hairpin turn at the Lord & Taylor, and bring it back home."

"Sir, they don't mind?"

"Trust me, these guys are so bankrupt they're happy to get any money.  Plus, we have 501(c)(3) nonprofit status so it's probably a massive tax write off on top of that.  Capitalists selling the rope to hang themselves..."

Moov points out the shuttered Gold's Gym, "Anything left in there, sir?"

"Looking to get some meat on those bones?  Probably, not.  I'll have to look into that though.  Good thinking, Mikeyboy.  There's something else I want to show you though."

The walk across the vacated mall into the Cineplex Odeon.  His handler leads Moov into a large theater.

"We catching a movie, sir?"

"Not exactly Mikeyboy..."  He hands Moov a silencer and two more 9mm magazines.

Moov notices some mannequins at the front of the theater, "Sir, I drive."

"Mr. Johnson would claim otherwise.  Besides, have you ever heard of asset diversification?"

"I don't think my GED study guide covered that, sir."

"Ah, my bad.  Well let's just say we want you be a well-rounded individual.  This pistol range will do you well.  There's enough sound proofing here that you probably don't even need the suppressor."

"If you say so, sir."

"That's my Mikeyboy.  Keep working on your skills, and we'll find a way to really stick it to the man."

Purchases
Exchange .25 BTC to 9500 USD
2 additional 9mm pistol magazines -.02 BTC
Osprey 9 9mm Suppressor -0.10 BTC
"Outdoor" pistol range -2000 USD
Indoor Urban Driving Track -???? USD


Spoiler: ACE Assets (click to show/hide)

We can afford the outdoor range, but probably not indoor construction just yet. The outdoor shooting range allows all recruits to spend a turn shooting to improve their accuracy by about 1% for an expenditure of around 500 rounds of ammunition.

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I'm willing to offer my services to the heist if people are interested.

(Does the van have different stats than the ones you gave for mini vans?)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Generic Minivan
Health: 10
Armor: N/A
Top Speed ~33 m/s
Passengers & Cargo: 1 Driver + 1 passenger in the cabin. Cabin Passengers can be swapped for 2 Duffel Bags. 24 Duffel Bag capacity in the cargo area. 4 duffel bags can be swapped for 1 passenger.

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But but but... The volcano is a littoral area of operation? Barges might work? We could cobble together cheaper artillery barges and send them at fools who build blue water navies!

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