Once again, here thread. Have an update.
12th Granite, 211
Well Dauros did the deed. Got knocked around a bunch but didn't seem to be worse for wear, so I guess I can see why the greenskins or gods forbid, the spawn haven't overrun the fortress. According to his report that thing was a fair bit tougher than alot of the others and took three solid stabs to get through it's skull and he's not even sure if that's what actually killed it, since in his words he "Also fucked it's spine up pretty good," so it's entirely plausible he just killed it by suffocation. He left some torches to mark where it is and I've sent a crew down to bring the corpse up; no sense letting all that meat and offal go to waste right?
I wonder if skulls make good mugs if you cover over the cracks and holes...
[He broke it's skull with a kick and chipped it with both pikes twice before it actually died shortly following spinal nerve damage courtesy of Dauros' named pike.]
14th Granite, 211
"We're out of this gem, we're out of that gem, the dogs crapped out more dogs, this idiot made an exact replica of the Duke's dead girlfriend, that idiot found this kind of gem."
WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD OF ALL THESE INANE THINGS!?
No wonder most of the overseers don't do the job longer than a year at a time; most of them probably get sick of waking up in the morning and tripping over a box of filed brand new reports while trying to get breakfast. Oh, and did I mention we found mechanisms that look like they got part way melted by dragon-fire?
17th Granite, 211
I was informed by one of the Duke's guards that I am to bar anyone from touching his fancy hammer. I told him no problem and went back to my midday drink. It hasn't been a month and I already want to say to hell with this. I even went to the Duke and asked if i could throw in the towel but he said no and if I asked him about it again he'd pitch me down one of the wells in the hospital.
After that, I ran into a dwarf named Nevyn who said we were out of citrines so he couldn't encrust more crap with them. I told him to bugger off and bother someone else with that crap, because I'm a stonecrafter, not a stupid jewler.
24th Granite, 211
Doc Kannan asked if we had any stawberry seeds stashed anywhere because he wanted to plant some more. I asked him why. He said because they were the spring crop on the surface farm, which I didn't even know we had. I then asked him why he wasn't at the hospital, and I got a rather horrifying answer of "They don't let me work there anymore."
Gods, I need a drink after hearing that.
1st Slate, 211
Well, first month down and I haven't killed myself or slept very well. The duke ended a mandate and has his crew taking the rest of the season off to relax since they've been training constantly for months now and only stopped long enough to meet liaisons from home.