Blow up the universe.(AUTO 6) You make a universe destroying bomb, the IRS take it as payment, it doesn't even account for a quarter of your fees.
Write an essay on the American flag and why it means you don't have to pay taxes(6) You release the essay to the public, no one pays taxes anymore, the IRS come to your house for ruining their job.
I have no business with USA, so IRS can kiss my ass.(1) Didn't you hear? The IRS took control of the whole world and demand everyone pay tribute to them, keep up with the times!
Write a successful book.(2) The IRS reap the earnings from the book.
Contact the NZ government and whine about them letting filthy capitalist Muricans into out country.(6) The NZ government is controlled by the IRS, you've painted yourself as anti-Murican, machine guns start ripping through your house.
Open door.(2) Just as you reach for the door handle your wallet flies out of your pocket and smashes through your door without stopping, all your money was in that!
Pay my damn taxes*(6) You open the door, showing two men in suits, they show you their IRS badges, you throw the organs at them, they calmly inform you that orphan organs have no value, one of them proceeds to punch you in the face while another reaches into his pocket to bring out a detonator, which you instinctively know is set to blow your house to bits.
*With the organs of dead orphans.
((Ill enter too :D ))(2) Apparently some dog has been sleeping on your best suit, which is strange since you don't own a dog, while considering this you completely forget what you were going to do.
Wear my best suit and say my wife to make some tee.
Open the doors!
Open the door and greet them with a shotgun.(5) You open the doors, before the two men in suits can even show their IRS badges you shoot them with your shotgun, proceeding to tear both of them in half and causing the van behind them to explode.
Slip out the back door and make off with my money(4) You take your
Avoid explosives on door.(2) Your door explodes inwards, a wooden splinters cut you all over.
Avoid ninjas coming in through window.(2) You fail to hear the ninjas sneaking up on you, one gets a firm grip on your wallet but while he's taking it out you grab it and both of you become engaged in a ferocious struggle for the wallet.
Sprint for the woods behind my house, making my way away from the people who are no doubt searching my house right now.(5) You make a clean getaway, you find out a friend managed to erase your debt, the IRS are no longer looking for you.
Go on an epic one-man quest with my trusty shotgun to rid the world of the abomination that is IRS.(3) You shoot the corpse chunks, it doesn't seem to do much.
Get job in IRS.(5) You get a job as top operative, your job is to track down those who are not paying their taxes, thanks to a bug in the system you won't have to shoot yourself due to not paying taxes yourself.
Burn and Pillage!(2) You don't have any matches so you can't burn and you can't see any opportunity for pillaging.
((oh my usual luck :o ))(3) Getting another costume while wrestling with a ninja for your wallet is difficult to say the least, but you manage to get a grip on one of your suits.
Okay wear another costume, cuz i have a lot of costumes in my closet.
BTW they are all the best.
Feint a kick. The kick ruse was a distraction! I have the detonator! Threaten to blow up every IRS base in the universe public, hidden and hypothetical all.(1) The IRS discovered every one of your bombs and attached them to all of your favorite food in the world, alas, you discover this too late as you press the detonator, it's all gone. (1) The IRS agents you were threatening proceed to kill you with throwing knives, RESPAWN Y/N?
Man, I hate my job at IRS.(5) You put a letter in the post strongly listing the precise reasons you hate your job, you get a tremendous raise.
IM GOING POSTAL!!!
ALRIGHT, I'M A HIGH RANKED MEMBER OF THE ADMINISTRATUM'S THITHE-COLLECTING SERVICE IN THIS SECTOR, AND I HAVE COME WITH A GROUP OF ARBITES TO INVESTIGATE WHY HAVEN'T THE PLANET OF EARTH'S PLANETARY GOVENERS PAYED THEIR THITHE FOR A MEAR CENTURY, AND WHAT PUNISHMENT THEY DESERVE.(AUTO FAIL) English, please.
Swap places with the IRS agents through the power of interpretive dance.(1) While you are twirling around in place one of them brings a flame thrower and sets you on fire.
Disguise my house as an abandoned house(1) You move a potted plant from the left to the right, while doing this you discover your wallet is gone! You see a cackling imp running off into the distance.
Flee from my house and invite everyone to join my revolution against the vile IRS.(2) You post on Facebook that you are creating a revolution against the IRS, no one comments.
Shit my pants in terror! Drive them away with the awful stench!(2) You need some new pants, they can't smell it from over there though, (2) bullets go past you like angry insects, one of them blasts your finger to smithereens, you manage to remain more or less alright though.
Start an organization against the IRS.(6) You manage to recruit a lot of followers, you organize your first meeting, however the IRS find out about it, they send their IRS ninjas, (5) you all manage to repel the ninjas without much trouble, your followers have high spirits.
Burn down my house! And my wallet! They won't get a cent if there's nothing left!(6) You decide that it would be a fine idea if you burn it down from inside, so you can make sure that nothing gets missed, you are soon stuck inside a burning house full of smoke.
Answer door. Tell them that I am the IRS' IRS and that they must pay their taxes.(4) They pay their taxes and move on, huh.
Start a church and become immune to the IRS.(4) You start the church of the money grubbers, or cult, whatever, you aren't sure if it'll keep away the IRS though.
The IRS is asking for too much money when the world has too little cash, send a message into space inviting everyone to use the IRS headquarters as a weapons testing area.(6) Who knew that the IRS headquarters is just across the street from where you live, nuclear bombardment has begun.
Hunt down members of Church of Andres.(1) How could you have been so blind? You hang up your IRS badge and become a high ranking member of the church.
Okay, talk to ninja 8) . Who are you and what are you doing in muh closet?(2) He doesn't say anything and wrestles for your wallet in silence.
Become an infinite continuum of doors.(2) You walk into a door headfirst and have a headache.
BUY A GUN(3) WATER GUN
Convert the king of the IRS to the Church of Sacred Enlightenment of the Horse.(2) That's emperor to you! Also you'll just have to stick with this guy.
Hunt down members of Church of Andres.(1) How could you have been so blind? You hang up your IRS badge and become a high ranking member of the church.
Chase after the imp!(4) You chase after him for a while and leap onto him! Since he's rather small there's not much left, you salvage your wallet from imp organs.
Start protesting.(4) There are many protests.
Pretend that this is Fallout <insert version here> and start blasting everyone with a shotgun.(1) You shoot some children and get chased by a bunch of bounty hunters with better stuff then you.
((i think I found lazyest way to deal with it. :o(6) You wrestle with the IRS ninja and open the door, two men in suits greet you and tell you that you owe money to every nation in the world, since there's only one nation and that's the IRS.
P.S. http://www.abbreviations.com/serp.php?st=IRS&p=2))
IRS now stand only for International Relations Society.
I open the door and we start to talk, cuz why else IRS would come to me?
Create a spaceship and go to another earth like planet(3) Psh, you really think the IRS didn't master space travel? Every planet in this galaxy is controlled by the IRS.
BASICLY, I AM A HIGH RANKING ADMINISTRATUM GUY IN THE SECTOR GOING TO EARTH TO INVESTIGATE WHY IT HASN'T BEEN PAYING ITS THITHE FOR A HUNDRED YEARS, WITH A GROUP OF ARBITIES AS BACK UP. LOOK UP WARHAMMER 40K LEXICANUM TO FIGURE OUT ALL THESE TERMS(1) You have no idea why Earth has not been paying it's tithe, you are executed for incompetence.
Hug them! I'll take them down too!(4) You hug them all and you all start burning to ash in a large inferno.
Dive through the back window, they'll never catch me alive!(1) They caught you alive, you are taken to secondary IRS headquarters since the main one is currently suffering nuclear fallout, they toss you into processing where they turn people into gold.
well, ain't this money nice. I should invest it in something cool. How about the SRI?(1) The Swiss Radio International are not taking donations because they are controlled by the IRS! They deduce that you don't actually want the money so you lose your raise.
Have AoshimaMichio work on keeping the emperor on the Church's good side while I try to convert the emperor's family.