I'm guessing we have poisonous flesh.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
DONT MAKE NOISE.
drink water, listen at door.
You take a few sips of the water before quietly walking to the door and listening carefully. The strange person seems to be telling the adults something.DONT MAKE NOISE.
drink water, listen at door.
This, but if the conversation escalates start scratching.
If the tax collector tries to collect us, poison the SHIT out of him. Or at least aim for the eyes and gouge them out.
Wait and listen for the Tax Collector to leave, hiding again if needed.+1
Wait and listen for the Tax Collector to leave, hiding again if needed.+1
((What GWG said. He knows from experience how actively stupid we can be at times.))
if we grab it, we may die.That's true for everything. We could have stepped on a pit trap, with spikes, covered in lethal poison on the way in.
I'm sure our family has explosives....
most things are explosive...............
sortof...
they probably have a pick...
so why is the globe BELOW it?Because the globe lies on the thin part of the pedestal. The thin part of the letter 'T' is below.
Um...Climb the tracks while going choo-choo.And squeaking.
Sneak closer.
Clearly, we need to scramble up the closest one's pant-leg. Clearly.Work up the nerve to do this.
(Is this being railroaded?)No, the fact that there's been only one path to take the whole time is a coincidence and I've never made comments on how we're being railroaded.
apologize in out lizard way.
i.e.: bight them. but gently.
If we can climb and elf, we can climb the tree.Yesss. ELF THE ELVES! Or simply murder them. That works too.
Jump down and head back to the puny elves for REVENGE
You then start walking along the road. Because that is the most likely path for them to have taken.Translation from GMese: "This is not the road they've taken and you're being shamelessly railroaded."
Screw food, what we need is REVEEEEEEEEEEEEENGEEEEEEEEEEERevenge for what? The elves didn't even do anything to us!
Go in the opposite direction.+1VIVA LA REVOLUTIONThe further from humanity, the more is the chance of encountering wild edible stuff.
Drop on an unsuspecting deer![/b]This, twice.
Well, that didn't go as planned. Repeat in exactly the same manner, because we all know that the most popular definition of insanity is the polar opposite of correct.That went exactly as I intended. We're on top of a deer, aren't we?
EAT SUCCULENT DEER-FLESH+1
You look up from your food, and see a large cave with smoke billowing out. There is also a fire in the cave.Run in the opposite direction.
Wait for it to come.+1
sneak around towards its hind leg, and then climb up towards its eyes to EAT THEM and go inside the dragon.No, that's suicidal.
sneak around towards its hind leg, and then climb up towards its eyes to EAT THEM and go inside the dragon.No, that's suicidal.
...Dying is undesired?And your point iiiiiiiissss?sneak around towards its hind leg, and then climb up towards its eyes to EAT THEM and go inside the dragon.No, that's suicidal.
...Dying is undesired?And your point iiiiiiiissss?sneak around towards its hind leg, and then climb up towards its eyes to EAT THEM and go inside the dragon.No, that's suicidal.
And the toy is hidden right where it isn't visible.But you told us it was giant. :(
Well, I thought we kinda grasped it with all four limbs, then rolled to be on top and made gyrating movements. Or maybe simply batted it with a paw.gyrating movements. GYRATING MOVEMENTS?
Well, I thought we kinda grasped it with all four limbs, then rolled to be on top and made gyrating movements. Or maybe simply batted it with a paw.