Bay 12 Games Forum

Finally... => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jakkarra on February 06, 2010, 10:12:32 pm

Title: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Jakkarra on February 06, 2010, 10:12:32 pm
Please, sign This Petition (http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html)

No more games will be ruined by this Monster.

Why is this man still creating movies?
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Realmfighter on February 06, 2010, 10:13:56 pm
Because people like cheese?
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Jakkarra on February 06, 2010, 10:24:14 pm
I wouldnt mind so much if he did that, it's just that all he's done for half of the movies is steal the title.

Many barely have a PASSING resemblance to the games.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Enzo on February 06, 2010, 10:27:14 pm
An internet petition?!?

There's no way this couldn't work!
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Jakkarra on February 06, 2010, 10:30:02 pm
He's actually said that he will stop making movies if it reaches a million.

It's at 350000 right now.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Enzo on February 06, 2010, 10:38:59 pm
Yeah, I bet we can trust him.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Jakkarra on February 06, 2010, 10:40:10 pm
Probably not, but it might show him how retarded he is.

No, he's never admit that...
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: G-Flex on February 06, 2010, 10:41:30 pm
Quote from: Jakkarra on February 06, 2010, 10:30:02 pm
He's actually said that he will stop making movies if it reaches a million.

It's at 350000 right now.

source please


But even if that's true, he'll probably just complain that the signatures can't be verified.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: LegoLord on February 06, 2010, 10:42:15 pm
Quote from: Uwe Boll
The German press is not friendly to me. I can compare it to the US press. I had 25 percent really bad reviews, like, "Oh, a Boll movie. Typical trash." But some said it was "by far Boll's best movie." They compared it to, not "Lord of the Rings," but something weaker like "Eragon."
Good grief.  This man thinks he should be making movies?

And then he outright insults himself (did he even realize he did?):
Quote from: Uwe Boll
On fighting (and winning) against all of his critics in a boxing ring: "You see what happens when people get hit in the head? They like my movies!"
This man shouldn't simply retire, he should go back and time and advise himself to go into something else, like lion taming or zoo keeping.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Creaca on February 06, 2010, 10:45:19 pm
I don't know what your talking about LegoLord, Uwe Boll is a cinematic genius who should be respected.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Realmfighter on February 06, 2010, 10:49:06 pm
Creaca, what is your gender?
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Creaca on February 06, 2010, 10:52:29 pm
Male, however I seem to give off enough Internet Estrogen to get that question asked of me very often. :s
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: LegoLord on February 06, 2010, 11:03:36 pm
Quote from: Creaca on February 06, 2010, 10:45:19 pm
I don't know what your talking about LegoLord, Uwe Boll is a cinematic genius who should be respected.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Good lord, you weren't one of the critics that fought him, were you?
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Creaca on February 06, 2010, 11:05:46 pm
No, No. Just making an off-kilter joke based on that second quote.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Micro102 on February 06, 2010, 11:54:55 pm
If he is the only one who will make them, let him make them. Better to have then not.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Phantom on February 06, 2010, 11:56:58 pm
I'd rather have Steven Soderbergh or John Carpenter make game movies.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Micro102 on February 07, 2010, 12:03:40 am
We need a dwarf fortress movie. Although it might break most laws about movies if made.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Creaca on February 07, 2010, 12:54:56 am
Coming this Fall: Dwarf Fortress II: The Movie!

Cinematic Genius Uwe Boll takes us to Modern Day Scotland, at a small unmanned fort. The Captain of the Fortress, Kirk, and his group of 20 soldiers of all races, creeds, and genders must face the predations of a race of small bearded mutant creatures erupting from the earth with a taste for human flesh. Will he be able to protect his fortress from these Dwarves!?
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Sensei on February 07, 2010, 01:00:31 am
I signed it ages ago. It was at something like 340,000 then, so I think it's really lost its steam.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: LegoLord on February 07, 2010, 05:46:47 pm
It would be awesome if someone good made a good video game based movie just to spite Boll.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Akigagak on February 07, 2010, 05:56:29 pm
It would be better if someone made an awesome movie based on a game because they wanted to, instead of just to spite some no-talent pillock.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Cheddarius on February 07, 2010, 07:37:09 pm
Pillock is a good word.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: LegoLord on February 07, 2010, 08:15:51 pm
Quote from: Akigagak on February 07, 2010, 05:56:29 pm
It would be better if someone made an awesome movie based on a game because they wanted to, instead of just to spite some no-talent pillock.
That as may be, but it's less likely to happen.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Jakkarra on February 08, 2010, 02:19:19 am
This thing has had more then 20 signatures since i signed it.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: piecewise on February 08, 2010, 02:56:48 am
Wait, Dr. Uwe Boll? He's a Doctor? Of what?
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on February 08, 2010, 03:14:38 am
He probably bought his doctorate off the internet.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Wiles on February 08, 2010, 03:20:36 am
Quote from: Sensei on February 07, 2010, 01:00:31 am
I signed it ages ago. It was at something like 340,000 then, so I think it's really lost its steam.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this thing was started up a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: John Hopoate on February 08, 2010, 03:43:38 am
I could never hate someone who beat up Lowtax
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: Vector on February 08, 2010, 12:56:38 pm
Quote from: piecewise on February 08, 2010, 02:56:48 am
Wait, Dr. Uwe Boll? He's a Doctor? Of what?

Literature (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll).  From the universities of Cologne and Siegen.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: JoshuaFH on February 08, 2010, 01:13:46 pm
I don't think he makes bad movies because he's a no-talent hack, I heard he purposefully makes them because of some german tax laws makes it so that if he makes low grossing films, he actually turns a profit... Somehow.
Title: Re: Lets stop the madness.
Post by: DJ on February 08, 2010, 02:33:58 pm
His critics need lead pipes.