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Kel the Oblivious

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #225 on: March 20, 2009, 12:32:02 am »

Maybe the image of the strawberry is between the two giants, who are fighting to the death over who gets to eat the delicious crimson fruit?
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #226 on: March 20, 2009, 05:19:55 am »

This guy strolls right on by the platinum, aluminum, gold..straight for the BRASS. Then he adds insult to injury with the decorations. At least i got an armorsmith out of the deal
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #227 on: March 20, 2009, 05:43:51 am »

It was a possession, but it was damn worth it anyway.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #228 on: March 20, 2009, 07:08:54 am »

I like the name 'Mirthfulspirals'.

Maybe in a future version of DF a mirthful spiral could be like the opposite of a tantrum spiral, except all your dwarves eventually die laughing.


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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #229 on: March 20, 2009, 10:47:33 am »

I just completed an artifact. I got lucky and had found platinum in the early stages of my fortress. When the total wealth was 60,000 or so, in my second year, my armorer gets a fey mood. So I get this:
"This is a Platinum greaves. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with Platinum. This object menaces with spikes of Platinum. On the item is an image of a dwarf in Platinum" Total worth: 288,000☼. More than 4 times the worth of the rest of my entire fortress combined. I love my platinum pants.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #230 on: March 20, 2009, 11:07:09 am »

Is it just me, or are some of the artifacts, especially the clothing ones, a bit really tacky?
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Kel the Oblivious

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #231 on: March 20, 2009, 06:39:19 pm »

I just completed an artifact. I got lucky and had found platinum in the early stages of my fortress. When the total wealth was 60,000 or so, in my second year, my armorer gets a fey mood. So I get this:
"This is a Platinum greaves. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with Platinum. This object menaces with spikes of Platinum. On the item is an image of a dwarf in Platinum" Total worth: 288,000☼. More than 4 times the worth of the rest of my entire fortress combined. I love my platinum pants.

Same thing that happened with me and my spiffy aluminum sword. Flat out doubled my fortress worth, and now my legendary weaponsmith is pumping out all the trap components I could want.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #232 on: March 20, 2009, 07:33:19 pm »

Is it just me, or are some of the artifacts, especially the clothing ones, a bit really tacky?
Urist cancels place brochure on kiosk: out of thongs.

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #233 on: March 20, 2009, 08:33:53 pm »

I haven't had many artifacts but I do have a favorite.  It was the first year of my fortress and my Outpost leader was possesed. He goes out and makes an Obsidian Mechanism of all things. The engravers wouldn't carve anything else for ages.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #234 on: March 21, 2009, 12:07:50 am »



2nd and 3rd artifacts.

I know why they picked to make the statue...

... It's located right in the middle of the fortress, where pretty much EVERYONE walks. And it's smexi
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #235 on: March 21, 2009, 12:14:35 am »

I haven't had many artifacts but I do have a favorite.  It was the first year of my fortress and my Outpost leader was possesed. He goes out and makes an Obsidian Mechanism of all things. The engravers wouldn't carve anything else for ages.

Leaders get notable things about them engraved, so it was getting engravings both because it was a cool artifact and because the leader had made it.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #236 on: March 23, 2009, 09:14:12 pm »

Umoz Likot “The Rampages of Inking”, an Aluminum Crossbow
This is an Aluminum Crossbow.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with Obsidian, decorated with gazelle leather and encircled with bands of Aluminum and Red Spinel.  This object menaces with spikes of Aluminum, warthog leather, turtle shell, and Obsidian.
On the item is an image of Dwarves in Aluminium.  The dwarves are traveling.  The artwork relates to the foundation of Metaldwellers by The Castle of Innocence of the Armored Sacks in the early spring of 251.
On the item is an image of Dobar Letterfern the Dwarf and Dwarves in Red Tourmaline.  Dobar Letterfern is surrounded by the Dwarves.  The artwork relates to the ascension of the Dwarf Dobar Letterfern to the leadership of the Armored Sacks in 1.


Appraised at 246000.

Just made this.
I figure it's going some unholy bastard child of a sniper rifle and a minigun.
And I like the name, too; very appropriate.
I think it may have a red dot sight, too.

Kinda makes me think of Lincoln's Repeater from Fallout III.

What should I do with this?  Who should I give it too?
I mean, eventually my adventurer is going to get ahold of it, but...
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #237 on: March 24, 2009, 05:18:43 am »

My chain worth 1.5 million dorf-bucks is not pleased at its lack of attention D:


I dare someone to try to come up with a more valuable artefact.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #238 on: March 24, 2009, 09:59:17 am »

My chain worth 1.5 million dorf-bucks is not pleased at its lack of attention D:


I dare someone to try to come up with a more valuable artefact.
Alright, now another armorer made a set of legendary adamantine greaves worth 1,800,000.
*cough*
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #239 on: March 24, 2009, 02:15:01 pm »

My chain worth 1.5 million dorf-bucks is not pleased at its lack of attention D:


I dare someone to try to come up with a more valuable artefact.
Alright, now another armorer made a set of legendary adamantine greaves worth 1,800,000.
*cough*

Not to mention Planepacked, the most decorated statue of all time.
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