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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1485 on: July 12, 2011, 08:15:26 am »

Blue opal soon find out she walk into another hut filled with animals.
Ones who do terrible, terrible things to women.
And put magnet lock on there doors.
buy terrible terrible things to women you mean the only kind Dwarf fortress is only capable of doing due to lack of reproductive organs and reproductive organs that work ingame (because every one that doesn't lay eggs use spores to breed).
horribly leaving you cripple by beating you to to a coma with your legs or some other gruesome act of violence.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1486 on: July 12, 2011, 08:23:43 am »

Blue opal soon find out she walk into another hut filled with animals.
Ones who do terrible, terrible things to women.
And put magnet lock on there doors.
buy terrible terrible things to women you mean the only kind Dwarf fortress is only capable of doing due to lack of reproductive organs and reproductive organs that work ingame (because every one that doesn't lay eggs use spores to breed).
horribly leaving you cripple by beating you to to a coma with your legs or some other gruesome act of violence.

Mods.

edit: on second thought, I'll leave that screenshot out of here.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1487 on: July 12, 2011, 08:33:25 am »

Babies, children, same thing.

YOU LIE!

The babies are more fun to kill!
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1488 on: July 12, 2011, 08:43:45 am »

How about killing children with thrown babies?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1489 on: July 12, 2011, 08:51:44 am »

How about killing children with thrown babies?
Dead babies or living babies?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1490 on: July 12, 2011, 08:56:52 am »

Blue opal soon find out she walk into another hut filled with animals.
Ones who do terrible, terrible things to women.
And put magnet lock on there doors.
buy terrible terrible things to women you mean the only kind Dwarf fortress is only capable of doing due to lack of reproductive organs and reproductive organs that work ingame (because every one that doesn't lay eggs use spores to breed).
horribly leaving you cripple by beating you to to a coma with your legs or some other gruesome act of violence.

Mods.

edit: on second thought, I'll leave that screenshot out of here.
EVEN WITH MODS I just don't see how in Dwarf fortress coding these limbs are nothing more than arms, tumors, tails with someone passing them off as reproductive organs with imagination.
unless you mean someone would make an utility that would flip the pregnancy timer and knock up a creature only if they where injected?
then I would say that could be a horrible terrible act, though no one would even try that and the only person I know who would get close to that it would be...
Me for cross breeding a cat with a female dwarf (to see if adventures can breed), doing so now would just lead to hideous monsters that you can't look into their details with out breaking the game.

Though from my off and on studies the only way to reach pure (night)monster levels is if you kidnap and race change either the kidnapped or the kidnapper then wait for Stockholm to kick in.
You may have to find and kill the spouse to clean relationship ties so that they don't go and plop out Mcworried Husband's son in a damp cave you made with dead bodies.
though have any one ever use their son's corpse to bash their mother's face in?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1491 on: July 12, 2011, 09:42:42 am »

...reproductive organs with imagination...

Hehehe.

Anyway, with the new interaction-events and symptoms coming in the new version, it's not much of a stretch towards "equipment"-assisted pregnancy being emergently possible within the engine. As a combat mechanic, no less. Suddenly the whole thing starts to look like FATAL...

Also, I believe it's time to rerail the thread. Anyone got a drawing to submit?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1492 on: July 12, 2011, 09:44:02 am »

AKA someone will mod in rape.
DEAL WITH IT.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1493 on: July 12, 2011, 09:52:53 am »

Somebody already did that, and I believe the ToadyOne struck it down like the fist of God, so it might not be a good idea to discuss it too much. ^^; I'm not going to say anything further myself because I like not being banned. >.>
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1494 on: July 12, 2011, 10:02:32 am »

Somebody already did that, and I believe the ToadyOne struck it down like the fist of God, so it might not be a good idea to discuss it too much. ^^; I'm not going to say anything further myself because I like not being banned. >.>

NO! dont even mention that in here! toady might delete this thread!
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1495 on: July 12, 2011, 10:09:15 am »


This happen when I was messing around with the item flags and I got a stuck in with an adamantine axe.
I change the axe to be on fire and the poor bandit leader end up smoking for a few seconds before bursting into a red mist with the words.
"Bandit leader has melted"
Weird thing is the axe stop being on fire and nothing was ablaze so I guess if you could boil the blood stream and vaporize people.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2011, 10:12:27 am by Rumrusher »
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1496 on: July 12, 2011, 10:10:21 am »

NO! dont even mention that in here! toady might delete this thread!

Pretty much what I was trying to tell everyone else, yeah. :-\

@Rumrusher: Thanks for getting us back on-topic. ^^
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1497 on: July 12, 2011, 02:39:33 pm »

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1498 on: July 12, 2011, 04:32:01 pm »

At least your images are becoming more tangible to the eye 9dots.

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #1499 on: July 12, 2011, 06:13:59 pm »

POORLY DRAWN COMIC TIME

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This comic is even better if you read "water my petunias" as an unusual euphemism.
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