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Title: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on September 30, 2018, 02:43:31 am
"Cmon you apes, you wana live forever?"

The ramp of the dropship falls. Opening to the landscape of barren Klendathu.

Join the Mobile Infantry, they said. Service Guarantees Citizenship, they said. All you have now is your guts in your mouth and a perpetually angry sergeant bellowing in your com-bead to get the fuck out of the lander and into the dust and sand.

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Character Sheet:
Name:
Bio: (The Mobile infantry typically takes young people fresh out of college. Recruits are also required to be in perfect physical and mental health, ideal character is someone who has barely began adult life and joined up to find a purpose and sense of identity)
Health: Healthy
Status: All-Good

Kills:
Related Deaths: (We'll consider all new characters to be relatives of the previous one and you get a merit point for each death)
Medals and Commendations:
Total Merit Points:
Rank: Private
Billet: Infantryman

Inventory:
Morita Mk1 Rifle, 60/60 Rounds, 600 rounds in Magazines
2 M-901 HE Grenades
Combat Rig with Combat Armor Rated at Level 3
Databox
Canteen
Rationbar
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on September 30, 2018, 02:44:26 am
Reserved for Something

Ranks of the Mobile Infantry

E-1: Private (Pvt.)

E-2: Private First Class (Pfc.)

E-3 Lance Corporal (LCpl.)

E-4 Corporal (Cpl.)

E-5 Sergeant (Sgt.)

E-6 Staff Sergeant (SSgt,)

E-7 Master Sergeant (MSgt.)

E-8 Sergeant Major (SgtMaj.)

W-1: Warrant Officer 1 (WO1)
   
W-2 to 5: Chief Warrant Officer 2 to 5 (CWO2 to 5)

O-1 Third Lieutenant (3Lt.)

O-2 Second Lieutenant (2Lt.)

O-3 Lieutenant (Lt.)

O-4 Captain (Cpt.)

O-5 Major (Maj.)

O-6 Lieutenant Colonel (LtCol.)

O-7 Colonel (Col.)

O-8 General (Gen.)

Modifications of standard issue gear requires the approval of your sergeant!

Unlocked with E-2, Private First Class:

TW-201 Morita Mark 1 Rifle modifications:

XW-110-G1 Morita Underslung Grenade Launcher

XW-103-S7 Morita Underslung Shotgun

M-295 'Bugshot' Launched Round

Designated Marksman Scope

Unlocked at E-3, Lance Corporal:

Other Weapons:

TW-202 Morita Mark 2 - SAW

TW-99-S ‘Belcher’ shotgun

SW-226-F ‘Hel’ Infantry Flamer

TW-201-L Morita Long Sniper Rifle

Grenades

M-902F Fragmentation Grenade - Issued for Antipersonnel use.

M-909S Fog Grenade

M-901HE HI-EX Grenade

Rockets

M55 Launcher

M-714A2 'Firecracker' HEDP Missile

M-766A1 'Holepunch' HEAT Missile

M-998A1 'Pee-Wee' Tactical Oxygen Nuke Missile
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on September 30, 2018, 03:47:04 am
Name: Jane Doe
Bio: Probably.
Health: healthful
Status: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kills: nil
Related Deaths: nah
Medals and Commendations:
Total Merit Points:
Rank: Private
Billet: Infantryman

Inventory:
Shooty Boi, 60/60 Rounds, 600 rounds in Magazines
2 Explody Bois
Cardboard armor
Databox
Canteen
Rationbar
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on September 30, 2018, 03:48:39 am
Another Aigre game?  It's been too long!  Time for my traditional Aigre char:

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Shadowclaw777 on September 30, 2018, 04:02:00 am
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on September 30, 2018, 04:34:52 am
RUN OUT OF SHIP, FIND SOMETHING TO HIDE BEHIND
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on September 30, 2018, 05:26:50 am
Post your sheet with your posts...

Also in the 23rd Century, Trump should be long dead (one can hope, or maybe in the next few years humanity achieves immortality and he buys his way to immortality while running for emperor of mankind), so Trump should just be a random fat college kid with memories of having been Trump in his last incarnation.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on September 30, 2018, 05:39:38 am
Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on September 30, 2018, 06:07:56 am
Aigre, my friend, Trump will never die.  Even in death his legend will live on, becoming an indeliable mark on history--and like all of history, Trump will repeat himself endlessly.

What I'm saying is that my character is a vat-grown clone of Trump, funded by the Trump-cloning laws Trump  passed just before his impeachment.  Due to the anti-clonigration laws passed shortly before, Trumps are not cloned with full citizenship (or generally any rights at all), which is why they join the military.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on September 30, 2018, 10:10:40 am
Post your sheet with your posts...
(https://i.imgur.com/JKMJlkf.png)

???
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on September 30, 2018, 11:06:13 am
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Attempt to figure out what a databox does. Ask pilot or sergeant if necessary.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on September 30, 2018, 12:36:28 pm
Spoiler: Egan (click to show/hide)

Another Aigre game?  It's been too long!  Time for my traditional Aigre char:

Spoiler: SyvTrump (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Marius (click to show/hide)

RUN OUT OF SHIP, FIND SOMETHING TO HIDE BEHIND

Spoiler: Zultan's Frank (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Attempt to figure out what a databox does. Ask pilot or sergeant if necessary.

A databox is what they call PDAs or tablet computers in this universe. (The book was written in 1959, they had computing machines, but science fiction writers envisioned the microcomputer as a box that kept getting smaller.)

Spoiler: dropship (click to show/hide)

The forward doors swing open, your squad stumbles out onto the barren desert terrain of Klendethu. Other metal box dropships are landing around you, spewing their loads of infantrymen the moment they touch the ground. Bug plasma fills the air as what counts for bug Anti-Aircraft-Artillery attempts to shoot the landing dropships and orbital fleet out of the sky.

"Move out now, advance!" Your platoon sergeant bellows into your helmet radio. Around you, other semi-dazed adrenaline fueled infantrymen stumble towards the direction of the enemy triple-A.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on September 30, 2018, 01:26:17 pm
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Advance at an isolated enemy and shoot it until it dies.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Shadowclaw777 on September 30, 2018, 01:55:14 pm
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Command other infantry men to start suppressing fire so that the bugs don’t rush us, while I advance and perform accurate but slow bursts of fire
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Xantalos on September 30, 2018, 04:11:11 pm
Oh my, PTW.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Redjive_Industries on September 30, 2018, 04:14:52 pm
I'll be in on this soon enough... Especially if I can be a on Automatic Rifleman.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on September 30, 2018, 06:51:31 pm
PTW
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Not-Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on September 30, 2018, 08:22:55 pm
"Ayyy whassa bug gonna haaah guys" *muffled potato sounds*

Hurl explody bois at the computer errors.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on September 30, 2018, 10:16:56 pm
Bravely charge towards cover while shouting insults at the bugs, and maybe also at the allied soldiers.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 01, 2018, 12:07:15 am
(You can just jump in, right?)

Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)

Run past Jäger, shouting SCHNELLER! and spraying bullets in front of him.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 01, 2018, 02:31:46 am
Yep you can just jump in.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Advance at an isolated enemy and shoot it until it dies.

You rush forward and crest a small hill. You see a huge "plasma bug" in a valley below. It's like a giant ladybug that seems to be discharging plasma artillery from its butt. A dozen or so warrior bugs are scurrying about, providing security for it.

[5]

You sight the nearest warrior a few hundred meters away and fire several short controlled bursts at its nerve stem. It goes down shrieking. The rest of the warriors charge at you.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Command other infantry men to start suppressing fire so that the bugs don’t rush us, while I advance and perform accurate but slow bursts of fire

You crest that hill with Gent and start directing nearby infantrymen to fire at the advancing bugs.

[2]

You are overriden when a more enthusiastic NCO shouts over you and orders the nearby units to hold at the ridge.
It is a good attempt and you would have gained merit points for a command attempt if you succeeded.

[3]
You have been ordered to hold position and hold your fire. But you enthusiastically support Gent with covering fire. You empty an entire clip, grazing a few bugs over the long distance, and generally enraging them more. The enemy makes more noise and calls more warriors to converge on your position.

Said NCO angrily bellows at you to "hold fire goddammit!". You gain 1 merit point for trigger happiness.

"Ayyy whassa bug gonna haaah guys" *muffled potato sounds*

Hurl explody bois at the computer errors.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You advance with the rest of your platoon...

[1] You make a poor decision to lob a grenade at the advancing enemy several hundred meters away.

[5] You throw in a way that would make any football player proud. Your grenade soars 50 meters or so and explodes safely away from your team mates.

The Sergeant stares at you as if you have a mental illness, then decides he has bigger problems to worry about as the group of bugs advances towards your position.

Bravely charge towards cover while shouting insults at the bugs, and maybe also at the allied soldiers.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[4] You advance with your platoon. Then you point at the giant plasma bug and loudly declare it to be as ugly as the bad hombres back home. The United Citizen Federation embraces all peoples from all walks of life. Several soldiers give you annoyed looks, and you succeed in momentarily distracting them from their front sights. A latino soldier or two mutter vague threats towards your person if they survive this godforsaken bug planet.

(You can just jump in, right?)

Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)

Run past Jäger, shouting SCHNELLER! and spraying bullets in front of him.


You too deploy with the rest of the platoon.

[5] You heroically run forward, your german war cry is so inspiring that a couple of impressionable young men leap from cover to run with you. You gain 1 merit point for being inspirational.


Platoon Actions:

The Sergeant yells at everyone to get the fuck in cover. He arms a missile launcher with a tactical oxygen nuclear warhead. He sighs in resignation at the brave men running ahead... They should survive a pewee kiloton nuke at this range anyway.

[6]

He sights the big plasma bug and fires. The plasma bug is obliterated by a miniature sun that now engulfs where it should be. The nearby warrior bugs are also incinerated by the blast.

Gent and Faust roll to survive the shockwave.

[2], [5]

Gent Ostrich goes flying in the air!

[3] He lands on a pile of rocks and fractures some ribs, while his armor absorbs most of the impact. He earns a light wound.

Faust finds a convenient defilade to duck in and the nuclear blast rolls over him harmlessly.

The nuclear blast also collapses most of the valley floor, revealing a massive sink hole below... that is crawling with... vaporized bugs.

"Form a line! Follow me!" The platoon sergeant leaps from cover and advances onwards into the cratered valley. You hear the chittering of more bug swarms from a distance both in front and below you.

Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 01, 2018, 02:45:16 am
"This isn't what I imagined Vietnam would be like at all."
Fire my M16 at the nearest thing that looks hostile.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)


Shit I missed the turn.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Not-Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on October 01, 2018, 07:10:52 am
"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"

Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Redjive_Industries on October 01, 2018, 07:40:49 am
carefully poke my head around the edge of either a rock or the door to the dropship, having dropped behind like a cowardly dog not fit to wear the Emperor's I mean, the Mobile Infantry's uniform when I noticed the nuke. Advance somewhat cautiously as Murphy's 8th Law of Combat rings in my ears: If the attack is going well, it's an ambush. Apply rifle fire liberally to anything that looks even slightly alive and not human.

"Did anyone even wait to see if we were going to get more specific orders, or are we just employing indiscriminate justice in the general direction of the bugs?"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on October 01, 2018, 08:04:22 am
((It's Tactical Oxygen Nuclear!  Radical!))

"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"

Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.

Order this thug to stop, using the most inflammatory language possible.  Then encourage the other soldiers to gang up on her, in preemptive self defense!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 01, 2018, 09:32:49 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Overtake the sergeant while disguising my screams of pain as enthusiastic patriotism.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 01, 2018, 12:31:12 pm
Spoiler: Character Sheet: (click to show/hide)
aim. Fire. Survive.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Not-Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on October 01, 2018, 03:53:21 pm
"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"

Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MAKE LIKE SECRET SERVICE AND TACKLE THIS LUNATIC
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 01, 2018, 08:54:01 pm
(A merit point! And I survived the blast? This is going much better than I expected.)

Spoiler: "Faust" (click to show/hide)

Fall into step with the sergeant and ensure that if he dies he dies heroically
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 02, 2018, 02:54:21 am
"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"

Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

((It's Tactical Oxygen Nuclear!  Radical!))

"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"

Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.

Order this thug to stop, using the most inflammatory language possible.  Then encourage the other soldiers to gang up on her, in preemptive self defense!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Jane Doe's Attack Roll: [2]

Trump's Defense: [5]

Jane Doe tries to thump Trump, but her rifle clangs harmlessly off his armor... A pin comes loose from the impact and the rifle disassembles itself into several pieces.

Trump blusters loudly in Jane's face, getting spittle all over her. He gets the attention of a few thuggish troopers and calls her a liberal who wants to take jobs away from hardworking men in the federation. "She thinks she is the one to tell men, men who are naturally stronger, how to squish bugs! Soon she will want to be a squad leader, and then a general, and before you know it she'll be taking all the best jobs!"

The troopers nod, entranced by Trumps words. They glare disapprovingly at Jane Doe.

"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"

Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.

MAKE LIKE SECRET SERVICE AND TACKLE THIS LUNATIC

[6] Then Yoink Jumps on Jane Doe, landing on her back with such force that her spine is broken. Jane is paralyzed. Yoink is wanted for aggravated assault consummated by battery.

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

"This isn't what I imagined Vietnam would be like at all."
Fire my M16 at the nearest thing that looks hostile.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)


Shit I missed the turn.

You round a corner and come nose to mandible with a warrior bug.
[5] You fire your 5.56 millimeter full metal jacket into its nerve stem. The rounds penetrate through the gaps of its carapace and sever the central nervous system of the bug. It dies.

carefully poke my head around the edge of either a rock or the door to the dropship, having dropped behind like a cowardly dog not fit to wear the Emperor's I mean, the Mobile Infantry's uniform when I noticed the nuke. Advance somewhat cautiously as Murphy's 8th Law of Combat rings in my ears: If the attack is going well, it's an ambush. Apply rifle fire liberally to anything that looks even slightly alive and not human.

"Did anyone even wait to see if we were going to get more specific orders, or are we just employing indiscriminate justice in the general direction of the bugs?"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You join up with the rest of the platoon and form a line.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Overtake the sergeant while disguising my screams of pain as enthusiastic patriotism.

You run forward again heroically, taking point!

Spoiler: Character Sheet: (click to show/hide)
aim. Fire. Survive.

(A merit point! And I survived the blast? This is going much better than I expected.)

Spoiler: "Faust" (click to show/hide)

Fall into step with the sergeant and ensure that if he dies he dies heroically

The squad encounters a warrior bug who runs mandible first into the pointman, Gent.

[5] Gent evades the jaws of the warrior while screaming with gusto and pain.

Jason Fires [5]

Michael Fires [1]

Faust Fires [1]

Jason Shreds the bug in the nerve stem, earning a kill.

Michael and Faust fire fully automatic into Gent. The rounds penetrate his armor and turn him into chunky salsa. (It's an accident, no court martial)

Gent earns a death from friendly fire. His next of kin can volunteer for the mobile infantry and be awarded full honors for Gents sacrifice. They will be deployed via drop pod in a turn or so.

Platoon Actions:

Another dozen warrior bugs stream out of the crater to meet the advancing platoon.

The sergeant heroically orders everyone to fire and advance!
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Shadowclaw777 on October 02, 2018, 03:20:33 am
Perform the flanking maneuver, by sprinting to a direction where the bugs don’t expect while reloading and spray bullets towards there position.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on October 02, 2018, 06:13:57 am
((I'm awfully rusty at this, but here, have some grade-B insane ranting.))

"Wow, amazing work, just amazing.  See men?  This is why we can't let women like that into our army, they ruin our equipment, she just broke a good rifle, a great rifle, a rifle she didn't deserve, and she can't even take a hit, look at her!  Sad!  How could a soldier be injured so easily?  Just sad, you saw me, I took a hit, and I'm not on the ground crying like a girl, women have no place in the army!  And then they want to report heroes like Yoink, and he was just being a soldier, we're all soldiers, soldiers fight all the time, and he just fought a little--defending himself too!--but because it was a woman he's being targeted, it's terrible, just terrible folks, we can't accept this, it's terrible!  You could be next, I'm just saying, any of us could be targeted like this, we're just doing our jobs and then the PC commanders who don't even come down here get all uppity, and they're mad, and bad things happen to us!  It's a disaster!"

Induce the other soldiers to riot, resisting the unfair feministic system that's trying to denigrate and emasculate them!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 02, 2018, 07:02:19 am
"I thought we were fighting Vietnamese people, not weird bug aliens."
Move forward with the rest of the tropes and fire my M16 at any bugs I see.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 02, 2018, 10:06:12 am
"I thought we were fighting Vietnamese people, not weird bug aliens."
Move forward with the rest of the tropes and fire my M16 at any bugs I see.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
“What.”
Pay respects to gent, then shoot bugs to avenge him. Also, reload.
Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 02, 2018, 10:34:23 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
When deployed, jump into the crater and twirl around like a ballerina while firing my rifle.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 02, 2018, 04:04:48 pm
Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

>Exit the dropship then go to the frontline, gunning down xeno scum.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Not-Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on October 02, 2018, 05:18:01 pm
"Kay. Bye."

Unpin grenade, lightly toss at the Trump's feet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 02, 2018, 06:50:43 pm
Faust:

"MEIN GOTT!!! That bug turned Gent into chunky salsa!"

My eye catches a glint of silver arcing towards Trump. Dash to the live grenade and kick it towards the advancing line of bugs.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on October 02, 2018, 07:01:22 pm
Your eye is either improbably perfect or faulty, given that grenades aren't usually shiny and easy to see, it's a light underhand toss from a prone position, and you're in a different place looking in a different direction.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 02, 2018, 07:31:39 pm
You're not my real dad!
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on October 02, 2018, 09:44:02 pm
IF SPINE-BREAKY PERSON ACTUALLY ABLE TO THROW GRENADE, SOMEHOW DETERMINE IF THIS FAUST GUY ABLE TO SEE/KICK IT OR NOT

IF YES, DIVE INTO NEARBY HOLE/CRATER/GULLY, TAKE COVER
IF NO, STEAL HIS IDEA AND KICK IT MYSELF. UTILISE ALL MY HACKY-SACK SKILLZ
   
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 03, 2018, 03:53:50 am
Perform the flanking maneuver, by sprinting to a direction where the bugs don’t expect while reloading and spray bullets towards there position.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[2] You try to run up towards the sides, but you trip and tumble down into the crater towards the bugs.

((I'm awfully rusty at this, but here, have some grade-B insane ranting.))

"Wow, amazing work, just amazing.  See men?  This is why we can't let women like that into our army, they ruin our equipment, she just broke a good rifle, a great rifle, a rifle she didn't deserve, and she can't even take a hit, look at her!  Sad!  How could a soldier be injured so easily?  Just sad, you saw me, I took a hit, and I'm not on the ground crying like a girl, women have no place in the army!  And then they want to report heroes like Yoink, and he was just being a soldier, we're all soldiers, soldiers fight all the time, and he just fought a little--defending himself too!--but because it was a woman he's being targeted, it's terrible, just terrible folks, we can't accept this, it's terrible!  You could be next, I'm just saying, any of us could be targeted like this, we're just doing our jobs and then the PC commanders who don't even come down here get all uppity, and they're mad, and bad things happen to us!  It's a disaster!"

Induce the other soldiers to riot, resisting the unfair feministic system that's trying to denigrate and emasculate them!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[5] You convince every misogynist in earshot that the female of the species is the real threat, not the bugs. Half the platoon goes on strike, refuses to advance, and start giving venomous glares at anything that looks female. It is actually quite difficult to tell under the helmets and armor so they just act hostile towards anyone with soft skin and who isn't behaving like a brute. Unit cohesion collapses.

"I thought we were fighting Vietnamese people, not weird bug aliens."
Move forward with the rest of the tropes and fire my M16 at any bugs I see.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

(6) It could be the alien climate, but you start seeing all the bugs as vietnamese kooks. You hose the approaching bugs with your M16, putting holes in limbs and mandibles... but you also manage to hit Marius in the left arm. The rifled bullet causes blowback and a huge bleeding exit wound.


“What.”
Pay respects to gent, then shoot bugs to avenge him. Also, reload.
Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)

[3] You reload and haphazardly spray rounds in the general direction of the bugs. You blow off a limb or two from the warriors... and also succeed in hitting Marius in the helmet. The round partially penetrates and gives Marius a splitting headache.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
When deployed, jump into the crater and twirl around like a ballerina while firing my rifle.

Your drop pod comes soaring down from orbit...

[2] But it eats anti-air-artillery plasma as it enters atmosphere, vaporizing you. Try again. Your next of kin will recieve double the honors when they sign up to earn their citizenship.

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

>Exit the dropship then go to the frontline, gunning down xeno scum.

You deploy with the next wave via drop pod... [4] You land safely near the front and join the platoon.
[6] You hose down advancing bugs with deadly accuracy, scoring 2 kills! You also nearly decapitate the sergeant in front, but his helmet stops the bullet, and merely gets a splitting headache from a partially penetrated bullet.

"Kay. Bye."

Unpin grenade, lightly toss at the Trump's feet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're paralyzed after Yoink jumped on you. You think harsh thoughts towards trump. You would use harsh language, but find yourself unable to move the muscles in your throat and face. It's kind of like having a mouth but not being able to scream.

Faust:

"MEIN GOTT!!! That bug turned Gent into chunky salsa!"

My eye catches a glint of silver arcing towards Trump. Dash to the live grenade and kick it towards the advancing line of bugs.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


[4] There's no grenade arcing at Trump, but you toss some of your own towards the bugs. Your high explosive grenade soars over the sergeants head and into a line of bugs. It explodes, shredding one.

IF SPINE-BREAKY PERSON ACTUALLY ABLE TO THROW GRENADE, SOMEHOW DETERMINE IF THIS FAUST GUY ABLE TO SEE/KICK IT OR NOT

IF YES, DIVE INTO NEARBY HOLE/CRATER/GULLY, TAKE COVER
IF NO, STEAL HIS IDEA AND KICK IT MYSELF. UTILISE ALL MY HACKY-SACK SKILLZ
   

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IF NO, STEAL HIS IDEA AND KICK IT MYSELF. UTILISE ALL MY HACKY-SACK SKILLZ

There is no grenade endangering Trump, but you feel the urge to kick something.

[5] You stomp on Jane Doe's head, ending her life. And increasing your liabilities to Murder.

Death rolls:

[1] Several warrior bugs grab Marius with their mandibles, and proceed to tear him limb from limb.

[2] After Trump gives his speech, a warrior bug breaks through the lines, and stabs him through the left shoulder. The claw runs through Trump, armor flesh and all, and is lodged inside.

[2] A bug advances on Frank Goldstein, and slashes at him. A claw penetrates Frank through the groin, shattering the hip and pubic bone. Frank is impaled and maimed.

[1] An arachnid warrior breaks through the lines and clamps its mandibles around Michael's neck, hoisting him aloft. Michael is grappled by the neck.

[4] Suhrat survives, as the nearby arachnids are too busy chomping on the rest of the team.

[4] Faust is also ignored by the bugs, for now.

[2] A bug breaks through and implales Yoink through the chest with its claws. It just misses his heart.

Platoon Actions:

[6] The sergeant rallies a nearby squad or two and starts pushing the bugs back towards the crater... well most of them, except the ones busy impaling the team.

[5] The misogynists rally around Trump and fire into the bug impaling him. They kill it, and saw off the claw attached to Trump, but leave the object in the wound to prevent him from bleeding out.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 03, 2018, 07:07:09 am
Death rolls:

[1] Several warrior bugs grab Marius with their mandibles, and proceed to tear him limb from limb.

[2] After Trump gives his speech, a warrior bug breaks through the lines, and stabs him through the left shoulder. The claw runs through Trump, armor flesh and all, and is lodged inside.

[2] A bug advances on Frank Goldstein, and slashes at him. A claw penetrates Frank through the groin, shattering the hip and pubic bone. Frank is impaled and maimed.

[1] An arachnid warrior breaks through the lines and clamps its mandibles around Michael's neck, hoisting him aloft. Michael is grappled by the neck.

[2] A bug breaks through and implales Yoink through the chest with its claws. It just misses his heart.

Relevant Video accurately describing this turn (https://youtu.be/7phfF-GZ4zg)

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

>Go shoot some more bugs, firing as much as I have to until either A: There's no more bugs to kill or B: I have to reload. If B happens, then stick in the back of the group so they can cover me.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on October 03, 2018, 07:13:21 am
SCREAM. A LOT.

ALSO USE PREVIOUSLY DEMONSTRATED SPINE-BREAKING SKILLS TO GRAB ATTACKER BY HEAD AND WRENCH IT AROUND IN HOPE OF BREAKING ITS NERVOUS SYSTEM THINGIES BEFORE IT CAN FINISH ME OFF
ASSUMING THESE BUGS EVEN HAVE THAT KINDA THING
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 03, 2018, 07:53:00 am
“Protect me combat armor!”
break out of the grab. Shoot bugs!
Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: CABL on October 03, 2018, 09:53:14 am
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)

Rally up the remaining female soldiers to fight misogynists by giving an inspiring, emotional speech about equality, how not all men are good fighters, how not all women are bad fighters, and all that jazz.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 03, 2018, 12:11:16 pm
Faust: Ignore the politics, help wrench the head off of the bug impaling Yoink. If bug is already dead, reload rifle.

Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Shadowclaw777 on October 03, 2018, 12:18:14 pm
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Jager II the twin of the first sees the death of his twin and goes on a rage with his assault weapon attempt to murder as many of the bug f***** as possible
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 03, 2018, 12:56:33 pm
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Hijack dropship.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on October 03, 2018, 01:14:19 pm
Gather bug parts. Craft an Insect Glaive.

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Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 03, 2018, 01:24:49 pm
Shoot the bug that is harming me with my M16, then try and crawl towards a medic.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 04, 2018, 06:38:56 am
Death rolls:

[1] Several warrior bugs grab Marius with their mandibles, and proceed to tear him limb from limb.

[2] After Trump gives his speech, a warrior bug breaks through the lines, and stabs him through the left shoulder. The claw runs through Trump, armor flesh and all, and is lodged inside.

[2] A bug advances on Frank Goldstein, and slashes at him. A claw penetrates Frank through the groin, shattering the hip and pubic bone. Frank is impaled and maimed.

[1] An arachnid warrior breaks through the lines and clamps its mandibles around Michael's neck, hoisting him aloft. Michael is grappled by the neck.

[2] A bug breaks through and implales Yoink through the chest with its claws. It just misses his heart.

Relevant Video accurately describing this turn (https://youtu.be/7phfF-GZ4zg)

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

>Go shoot some more bugs, firing as much as I have to until either A: There's no more bugs to kill or B: I have to reload. If B happens, then stick in the back of the group so they can cover me.

You load fresh belt of ammo into the machinegun and unload it at the bugs.

[4] You unleash a storm of bullets at the nearby bugs, tearing away at one of their limbs and mandibles until you finally penetrate its thick carapace to mortally wound it. You score 1 kill!

SCREAM. A LOT.

ALSO USE PREVIOUSLY DEMONSTRATED SPINE-BREAKING SKILLS TO GRAB ATTACKER BY HEAD AND WRENCH IT AROUND IN HOPE OF BREAKING ITS NERVOUS SYSTEM THINGIES BEFORE IT CAN FINISH ME OFF
ASSUMING THESE BUGS EVEN HAVE THAT KINDA THING


Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your basic Arachnid warrior is the size of a small car and has a median weight of 550 Kg.

[4] You use your kung fu prevent yourself from being eviscerated by the mandibles and claws, wiggling while impaled by its claw to avoid your head from being chewed off.

“Protect me combat armor!”
break out of the grab. Shoot bugs!
Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)

[1] You struggle with great strength and vigor... and succeed in snapping your own neck, severing your head from your torso. You are dead, but your next of Kin will be able to serve the federation with your honors!

Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)

Rally up the remaining female soldiers to fight misogynists by giving an inspiring, emotional speech about equality, how not all men are good fighters, how not all women are bad fighters, and all that jazz.

[1] You succeed in insulting every female present. They all vow never to sleep with you... or with anyone related to you. You gain a trait: Shunned by the female of the species.

Faust: Ignore the politics, help wrench the head off of the bug impaling Yoink. If bug is already dead, reload rifle.

Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)

[6]

You heroically tackle the bug, making it lose its balance. You both tumble together down the crater into a sea of even more bugs. You see Yoink's head bouncing along with you as you fall.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Jager II the twin of the first sees the death of his twin and goes on a rage with his assault weapon attempt to murder as many of the bug f***** as possible

[1] Your rifle jams, leaving you to resort to harsh language and angry thoughts.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hijack dropship.

[5] You assume manual control of your droppod, you can now masterfully fly your brick to wherever you want to go.

Gather bug parts. Craft an Insect Glaive.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[4] You crawl through random bug and human viscera and start collecting several pieces.

Shoot the bug that is harming me with my M16, then try and crawl towards a medic.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[6] You gain control of your weapon and fire point blank into the bug. You rounds find their way into its vulnerable nerve stem and it dies in convulsive throes... your groin is severed as it thrashes about, but you break free from the impalement.

Death rolls:

[1] Several angry bugs storm their way to face Suhrat "Fuze", and proceed to tear him limb from limb.

[2] Yoink's bug impales him with a second claw through the stomach. He is now double the impaled. Also, post with your sheet.

Leodany is already dead.

[3] A bunch of bugs attempt to rush Private Dick Kickem, but he hides behind a bunch of angry female soldiers. They tear into the women.

[4] Faust keeps the bug he tackled in a pin while the other bugs surge around him. Well at least he manages to avoid the mandibles and claws of the bug under him.

[5] Jager II is spared as the nearby bugs focus on someone-elseTM

[3] Pole Ostrich's droppod is grazed by bug plasma, prematurely depriving it of its atmospheric heat shields. Pole begins to cook in his own pod. It is now getting HOT! (1/3)

[6] Jane Doe blissfully swims in bug viscera without a care in the world.

[3] Frank Goldstine is now bleeding profusely from where his groin used to be. He gains bleeding (1/5)

Platoon Actions:

[6] The sergeant has a good time rallying the remaining non-females and able-bodied soldiers. They push on. The bugs are slaughtered by the platoon's firing line... Soon the main body of troops has advanced forward such that the player characters are left behind and isolated.

Theater conditions:
[2] Meanwhile, other units all over Klendethu are having a hard time. They are mostly getting slaughtered.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: CABL on October 04, 2018, 06:45:20 am
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)

Use my special fighting technique, "Testicular Atomization", to kill the bugs.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 04, 2018, 06:59:42 am
Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

>Leave the dropship and regroup with my platoon.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 04, 2018, 07:08:23 am
Tear off a piece of my uniform and bandage my groin, then try to get to a medic of some kind.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 04, 2018, 07:50:15 am
Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)
wait in drop ship.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 04, 2018, 08:26:39 am
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Steer ship towards the thing that shot me and mount it.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on October 04, 2018, 01:52:50 pm
Use gathered monster parts to craft a CHARGEBLADE.

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Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Shadowclaw777 on October 05, 2018, 02:44:01 am
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Finesse a quick unjamming of the gun and shoot quick bursts of accuracy into all of the bugs.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 05, 2018, 03:37:30 am
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)

Use my special fighting technique, "Testicular Atomization", to kill the bugs.

[5] You remove your pants to show off the goods. It is truly horrifying. The scrotum... it is too small.

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

>Leave the dropship and regroup with my platoon.

[5] You hike up into the badlands and into the crater. You catch up with the platoon sergeant.

Tear off a piece of my uniform and bandage my groin, then try to get to a medic of some kind.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[2] You struggle to tear off you own body armor combat carrier to find some piece of fabric. You tear a piece off, an introduce bug viscera and juices into your wound...
It is now infected!

Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)
wait in drop ship.

You are strapped into a single-occupant drop pod and launched towards the planet.

[3] Your drop pod is grazed by bug plasma, sending it into a tumble.

[5] You land relatively safely smack in the middle of the bug crater with your favourite platoon sergeant. But you are upside down.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Steer ship towards the thing that shot me and mount it.

[4] You drop towards a battery of plasma bugs in a blazing fireball. Your pod starts to burn up... You turn into a lump of molten metal by the time you land. But you strike a plasma bug dead centre in the body. Your burning coffin penetrates the plasma bug. You are one with the plasma bug. You are also post-posthumously awarded 1 kill

Use gathered monster parts to craft a CHARGEBLADE.

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[4] You grab the pointy parts of a severed bug claw and start swinging it around.

[5] You hit an arachnid warrior, you scratch its thick carapace and receive its full attention.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Finesse a quick unjamming of the gun and shoot quick bursts of accuracy into all of the bugs.

[2] You try clearing the chamber, and find a misfired round stuck in the barrel.

[2] You try disassembling the firing mechanism, but the pins are all stuck.

[5] Your tears of impotent rage earn you the sympathy of the nearby bugs, a helpful arachnid warrior relieves you of the offending weapon.

Death rolls:

[2] Huge mandibles clamp down on Dick Kickem's exposed groin. The severed part flies off in an arc! Dick Kickem is bleeding.

[3] Just as Fuze makes it to the platoon, an arachnid warrior charges him. But he ducks and merely loses his helmet as a razor sharp claw slashes above him.

[6] Frank Golstine's bleeding groin earns the attention of a helpful medic. But just as the medic reaches him, the medic is bitten in two by an arachnid warrior.

[6] Richard tumbles out of his pod into the fray, the nearby troopers slaughter the bugs around him.

Pole Ostritch is already dead...

[6] The arachnid warrior charges at Jane Doe, but it impales itself on the claw she is wielding.

[1] Marius is torn limb from limb by the bug that relieved him of his rifle and its friends.

Platoon rolls:

[2] The attack falters when the sergeant is grabbed by an arachnid warrior and hoisted aloft in its jaws.

Theatre conditions:

[6] A second wave of troops land and turn the tide for now. The wounded from the first wave are mostly ignored as the troopers advance in a frenzy of bloodlust.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: CABL on October 05, 2018, 04:55:35 am
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)

((This went a bit wrong.))

Turn arachnids into nuclear explosions by kicking them.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 05, 2018, 05:44:29 am
Throw both of my grenades at the bug that killed the medic, then go and get whatever medical supplies he had and use them.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 05, 2018, 06:02:22 am
>Spray and pray at the bugs.

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: scourge728 on October 05, 2018, 06:18:13 am
PTW
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on October 05, 2018, 10:26:18 am
The sergeant is dead!  This is Trump's chance; he'll use his natural leadership talents to take the place of the late leader, and command the platoon forward!  Naturally, Trump will lead from the rear; the last leader just proved that leading from the front is a bad idea.

...If the sergeant didn't actually die yet, put a few bullets into him and maybe the bug hoisting him up, too.  It's a mercykill, he had no chance.  Then, if it's safe, loot whatever equipment indicates his rank, and wear it.


Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 05, 2018, 11:35:05 am
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Dive behind cover and survey situation.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 05, 2018, 11:59:22 am
Set of the drop ship’s self destruct and run towards the other humans!
“This could not possibly go wrong!”
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Madman198237 on October 05, 2018, 12:24:46 pm
PTW, I might join later. Are you taking additional characters still?
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 05, 2018, 12:43:35 pm
PTW, I might join later. Are you taking additional characters still?

Yeah just jump in.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on October 05, 2018, 02:24:29 pm
Take the sharp bits off of the impaled warrio-whatsit bug, upgrade armor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 05, 2018, 02:59:36 pm
PTW, I might join later. Are you taking additional characters still?

AFAIK the game is always accepting characters, and you can just respawn by posting a new sheet with your previous, now-dead characters in the "Related Deaths" section.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on October 05, 2018, 04:57:46 pm
LAST TURN I WAS IN MENTIONED ME IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES, NOT 100% SURE WHAT GOING ON

YOU MENTIONED HEAD BOUNCING ALONG, BUT THEN I GOT STABBED MORE IN DEATH ROLL AT END OF TURN?
BIT HARD TO POST CURRENT SHEET WHEN NOT SURE IF HEAD STILL ATTACHED


IF FAUST TACKLE BUG OFF ME AFTER IT STAB ME SECOND TIME, LIE STILL AND ATTEMPT TO STAUNCH BLEEDING BEFORE CRAWLING TO MEDIC

IF I ACTUALLY JUST A HEAD ROLLING DOWN HILL, TRY AND SCREAM CURSES AT BUGS AS I GO
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 06, 2018, 03:02:09 pm
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)

((This went a bit wrong.))

Turn arachnids into nuclear explosions by kicking them.

[4] You kick a bug. It works as well as expected. The Arachnid warrior doesn't budge much.

Throw both of my grenades at the bug that killed the medic, then go and get whatever medical supplies he had and use them.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[4] You throw a grenade at the medic. It kills him and cracks open the carapace of the bug trying to attack him. Then you rummage through the wreckage for supplies...
[5] And find a fully stocked first aid kit. You stop your bleeding and disinfect your wound.

>Spray and pray at the bugs.

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

[3] You pray as you spray. But your rounds clatter mostly harmlessly against thick carapaces. The few that penetrate only do superficial damage.

The sergeant is dead!  This is Trump's chance; he'll use his natural leadership talents to take the place of the late leader, and command the platoon forward!  Naturally, Trump will lead from the rear; the last leader just proved that leading from the front is a bad idea.

...If the sergeant didn't actually die yet, put a few bullets into him and maybe the bug hoisting him up, too.  It's a mercykill, he had no chance.  Then, if it's safe, loot whatever equipment indicates his rank, and wear it.


Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[1] You run up to your platoon sergeant and shoot at him. Everyone notices you. But you get the sergeant dead in the chest with your Morita. It gives him a hard jolt but the armor holds.

While held aloft by a bug, the sergeant points at you and screams at the troops to "arrest this man"... the loyal troopers dogpile you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dive behind cover and survey situation.

You drop down and land behind a nice sturdy rock. There are bugs everywhere. The bugs are eating troopers. Several troopers are missing limbs. There is a minor riot between misogynists and feminists. More troopers are landing in the chaos and mostly being eaten.

Set of the drop ship’s self destruct and run towards the other humans!
“This could not possibly go wrong!”

The drop pods don't have self-destructs, they are just pods with ablative coatings for atmospheric insertion. The dropships are little boxes that can carry a whole platoon. They have no fancy features, but you can sabotage one and make the whole platoon angry with you.

Take the sharp bits off of the impaled warrio-whatsit bug, upgrade armor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[1] You attempt to wear the bug. But the wounded bug swallows you whole.

LAST TURN I WAS IN MENTIONED ME IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES, NOT 100% SURE WHAT GOING ON

YOU MENTIONED HEAD BOUNCING ALONG, BUT THEN I GOT STABBED MORE IN DEATH ROLL AT END OF TURN?
BIT HARD TO POST CURRENT SHEET WHEN NOT SURE IF HEAD STILL ATTACHED


IF FAUST TACKLE BUG OFF ME AFTER IT STAB ME SECOND TIME, LIE STILL AND ATTEMPT TO STAUNCH BLEEDING BEFORE CRAWLING TO MEDIC

IF I ACTUALLY JUST A HEAD ROLLING DOWN HILL, TRY AND SCREAM CURSES AT BUGS AS I GO


[2] You turn into a bleeding head with extra stabs wounds. You bounce around the battlefield but you can't seem to die. You inflict harsh language upon men and bugs alike. Everyone's morale takes a hit.

Death rolls:

[2] The bug that the Duke kickem kicked impales Duke through the hole where his groin used to be. The claw goes through his body and internal organs and comes out the other side. Then the warrior bug carries Duke Kickem off to its nest to have his brains sucked out before they expire.

[1] The Medic that Goldstine fragged comes back to life. He seems to be saturated with opiates and stimulants. He snatches his medic bag back from Goldstine and grumpily patches himself up.

[5] Fuze is spared as his rounds somehow keep the bugs from advancing further.

[2] All of Trump's ribs fracture as a bunch of fat troopers sit on him. His hands are restrained behind his back and he is handcuffed.

[3] Oat huddles behind his rock as more troopers start dying around him. He also starts urinating where he stands.

Leodany is relatively safe by the ships. Although the ships are not safe from him.

[2] Jane's tender flesh comes apart nicely as the bug chews, swallows and devours them.

[5] Yoink's head doesn't die. It continues bouncing, gaining altitude and kinetic energy as it goes and its screams reach further and further.

Platoon situation:
[3] The sergeant's limbs get torn off. He screams. But he wiggles up to trump to slap and scream at him.
[5] Then the rest of the survivors form a perfect firing line and drive the bugs back.

Theater situation:
[2] The second wave is devoured, just like the first. Troopers are being eaten as soon as they land. Dropships are being shot out of the sky. Some warrior bugs are boarding the dropships and shredding infantrymen within the metal box.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 06, 2018, 04:48:09 pm
>Constantly fire into the heads of insects with my LMG. Kill 'em all!

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on October 06, 2018, 11:34:15 pm
Call for the heroic misogynists to come free Trump from the matriarchy's oppression!  Belittle and ridicule the whipped feminists for giving up their manhood and arresting the man who's trying to free them!  Denounce the traitor sergeant (who's probably secretly a woman) and assume command of the platoon!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 07, 2018, 04:12:51 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Try to make myself appear as small as possible and stay out of sight of fellow troopers while hoping that giant ants hate the smell of piss enough to avoid voring me. Also kinda meh-lob grenades at some of them in a vain attempt to salvage what little honour remains in the family after this shameful display.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 07, 2018, 04:37:10 am
Crawl back to the ships, and make some kind of crutch, and fire the M16 at any bugs that come near me on my journey.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: CABL on October 07, 2018, 04:52:59 am
Spoiler: NEW CHARACTER! (click to show/hide)

Arrive at the battlefield, then shoot some bugs.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 07, 2018, 02:47:04 pm
Walk to the people on my side and help them.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 08, 2018, 05:56:30 am
>Constantly fire into the heads of insects with my LMG. Kill 'em all!

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

[6] You shoot a bug and punch into its nerve stem, killing it along with the trooper it was monching on.

Call for the heroic misogynists to come free Trump from the matriarchy's oppression!  Belittle and ridicule the whipped feminists for giving up their manhood and arresting the man who's trying to free them!  Denounce the traitor sergeant (who's probably secretly a woman) and assume command of the platoon!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[1] The misogynists are convinced that the sergeant, even chewed into bits, is more of a man than Trump. Trump is a dangerous subversive who starts riots in the middle of highly lethal combat environments. They are suspicious that he might have been working for the bugs all along.

Trump does insult the feminists so badly that one of them walks up to him and applies a morita butt to his face. The cheek is broken.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Try to make myself appear as small as possible and stay out of sight of fellow troopers while hoping that giant ants hate the smell of piss enough to avoid voring me. Also kinda meh-lob grenades at some of them in a vain attempt to salvage what little honour remains in the family after this shameful display.

[6] You lob a grenade at some bugs, killing them along with any possible witnesses to your shame. You kill 2 warrior bugs, and 3 friendly infantrymen.

Crawl back to the ships, and make some kind of crutch, and fire the M16 at any bugs that come near me on my journey.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[4] You crawl around and find some spare morita parts to split your leg with.

[1] Then you fire at some nearby bugs, but you hit the friendlies in front of them. Your M16 penetrates a trooper through a gap in his armor at the base of the neck. His spine is severed and he dies. The round overpenetrates and pings harmlessly off the bug's carapace.

Spoiler: NEW CHARACTER! (click to show/hide)

Arrive at the battlefield, then shoot some bugs.

The federation welcomes you, and ensures that the sacrifices of your family will propel you in your journey towards citizenship.

[1] You drop down to the planet, leap heroically out of the pod, and your rifle jams. Maybe you forgot to clean it.

Walk to the people on my side and help them.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[1] You approach a friendly squad and ask them how you can help. As they turn for a split second to look at you, they are mauled by an onslaught of bugs. 4 men are dead because of the distraction you caused.

Platoon situation:

The survivors now consist almost entirely of misogynists and feminist rioters.

[5]. [1].

The survivors impose a patriarchy. As their first act as petty rulers, they start a systematic femicide. All your womenfolk are now dead.

Theater situation: 1

All your radios start chiming up: "It's a general retreat! Back to the ships!"

Everyone left on the field simultaneously routs. The bugs tear into their backs.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 08, 2018, 06:34:38 am
>Holster my 6P41, and suddenly have a SPAS-12 that shoots four shells at once which send me back flying with the recoil materialize in my hands, and have a bunch of recoil knockback shells appear on my chest rig. Jump up, shoot it at the ground at a 45 degree angle in the opposite direction of the direction I'm going, reload midair, land, and repeat until I get to a dropship.

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: CABL on October 08, 2018, 06:42:08 am
Spoiler: Travii'nar Kickem (click to show/hide)

Unjam my rifle, then kill the bugs! My beloved Dick, I'll join you soon!
If unjamming fails, use the rifle as a club for squashing heads of the bugs.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 08, 2018, 06:51:46 am
Go back to the ship and fire the M16 at any bug that gets near me.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on October 08, 2018, 08:28:55 am
Quote
The survivors impose a patriarchy. As their first act as petty rulers, they start a systematic femicide. All your womenfolk are now dead.

Just as planned!  The weak women have been purged from the platoon, now it's time for Trump to take his place as leader!  Point out the to the remaining men that it was *Trump* who made them realize the error of the military's ways, and they never would have purged the unmanliness from the platoon if it weren't for him!  And that means they should save him from the bugs.

If that fails or isn't an option, complement the bugs on their tremendous looks, and tell them that Trump is also a bug on his mother's side.  You can tell by his complexion.  In fact, he's actually descended from long lost bug royalty and therefore should be put in charge; he'll be sure to lead the charge and heroically take back Klendathu for the bugs!  If they don't believe him, just look at what he's already achieved for the bugs--he's single-handedly caused the humans to kill half their own, and then retreat!

If Trump knows a more insulting slur for the bugs than "bugs", he'll use that term instead.


Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 08, 2018, 08:50:32 am
Follow the platoon?
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Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 08, 2018, 09:31:20 am
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Flee
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on October 08, 2018, 11:32:49 am
[5] Yoink's head doesn't die. It continues bouncing, gaining altitude and kinetic energy as it goes and its screams reach further and further.
THIS IS AMAZING. JUST... TRULY WONDERFUL.


CONTINUE TO ACCELERATE THROUGH THE BUG HORDES, SCREAMING ABUSE ALL THE WHILE

UPON GAINING AN APPROPRIATELY DESTRUCTIVE VELOCITY, SLAM FULL-FORCE INTO EITHER VERY HIGH-RANKING BUG OR SOME SORT OF 'HIVE'
FAILING THAT JUST A BIG CLUSTER

THEN EXPLODE LIKE AN INCENDIARY CANNON SHELL OF PURE RAGE
OR TRY TO AT LEAST



Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 08, 2018, 10:07:19 pm
Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)
When last we saw Faust, he was tumbling down a slope along with the severed head of Yoink. I like to think that he was trapped underneath a dead bug, unconscious, for a few rounds.
Come to my senses. The battle has moved back towards the drop-ships as the human retreat is called. Sneak through the carnage towards one of the anti-aircraft bugs, and take it out with my last HE grenade.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 09, 2018, 03:28:54 pm
gimme another 12 to 24 hours to update...
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 10, 2018, 12:23:58 pm
>Holster my 6P41, and suddenly have a SPAS-12 that shoots four shells at once which send me back flying with the recoil materialize in my hands, and have a bunch of recoil knockback shells appear on my chest rig. Jump up, shoot it at the ground at a 45 degree angle in the opposite direction of the direction I'm going, reload midair, land, and repeat until I get to a dropship.

Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)

[4] You find someone's Morita with a shotgun attachment.

[1] You fumble with it and shoot a friend. An armor-piercing anti-bug slug rips through the body armor and kills the trooper instantly.

Spoiler: Travii'nar Kickem (click to show/hide)

Unjam my rifle, then kill the bugs! My beloved Dick, I'll join you soon!
If unjamming fails, use the rifle as a club for squashing heads of the bugs.


[6] Rifle unjammed, and somehow improved and even shootier.

[5] Your extra shooty Morita mows down 3 charging bugs in 1 clip. You also gain +2 to the death roll.

Go back to the ship and fire the M16 at any bug that gets near me.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[6] You make a fighting retreat, spraying rounds as you run backwards. You hit a friendly trooper in the leg. The bugs tear into him, buying time for nearby allies to reach safety. Global +1 to everyone's death rolls.

Quote
The survivors impose a patriarchy. As their first act as petty rulers, they start a systematic femicide. All your womenfolk are now dead.

Just as planned!  The weak women have been purged from the platoon, now it's time for Trump to take his place as leader!  Point out the to the remaining men that it was *Trump* who made them realize the error of the military's ways, and they never would have purged the unmanliness from the platoon if it weren't for him!  And that means they should save him from the bugs.

If that fails or isn't an option, complement the bugs on their tremendous looks, and tell them that Trump is also a bug on his mother's side.  You can tell by his complexion.  In fact, he's actually descended from long lost bug royalty and therefore should be put in charge; he'll be sure to lead the charge and heroically take back Klendathu for the bugs!  If they don't believe him, just look at what he's already achieved for the bugs--he's single-handedly caused the humans to kill half their own, and then retreat!

If Trump knows a more insulting slur for the bugs than "bugs", he'll use that term instead.


Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

[1] The soldiers think you look and sound like that buffoon of an American president that got impeached in the early 21st Century.

[2] The bugs think you're ugly too. But they agree to take you to their leader to have your brains sucked out.

Follow the platoon?
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Flee

[1] As you flee, a sinkhole sucks you in from under your feet. A tanker bug swallows you both whole and attacks the fleeing survivors. You are both very dead.

[5] Yoink's head doesn't die. It continues bouncing, gaining altitude and kinetic energy as it goes and its screams reach further and further.
THIS IS AMAZING. JUST... TRULY WONDERFUL.


CONTINUE TO ACCELERATE THROUGH THE BUG HORDES, SCREAMING ABUSE ALL THE WHILE

UPON GAINING AN APPROPRIATELY DESTRUCTIVE VELOCITY, SLAM FULL-FORCE INTO EITHER VERY HIGH-RANKING BUG OR SOME SORT OF 'HIVE'
FAILING THAT JUST A BIG CLUSTER

THEN EXPLODE LIKE AN INCENDIARY CANNON SHELL OF PURE RAGE
OR TRY TO AT LEAST



Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)



[6] Yoink slams into the newly spawned tanker bug. He enters its neck, penetrates, eats its nervous system, and comes out the other side. The tanker dies. Yoink roars victoriously and the bugs flee in terror.

Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)
When last we saw Faust, he was tumbling down a slope along with the severed head of Yoink. I like to think that he was trapped underneath a dead bug, unconscious, for a few rounds.
Come to my senses. The battle has moved back towards the drop-ships as the human retreat is called. Sneak through the carnage towards one of the anti-aircraft bugs, and take it out with my last HE grenade.

[4] The plasma bugs are well guarded by warriors, but you lob a grenade in their general direction anyway, killing 1 warrior.



Death rolls:

[3+1] Fuze makes it safely into a dropship...

[6+2+1] Travii'nar Kickem provides covering fire for more troopers to reach their ships. She scores another 5 kills.

[1+1+1] Frank Goldstine makes it back to a dropship by his groin wound re-opens, spraying groin pulp on everyone. But there are no ladies present, so there's no need to be embarrassed.

Trump is being taken to see the brain bug.

Richard and Oat are dead dead.

[3+1] Yoink is sustained by fresh bug meat and refuses to die.

[3+1] Faust sneaks out from under the bug's nose and makes it back to the ships.

Platoon actions:
The metal box lifts off with the remaining bits of troopers that are alive.

[2] And then you are all vaporized when a bug plasma battery shoots you right in the centre of mass.

For your heroic sacrifices, your next of kin get to start 1 pay grade higher, and have access to the specialized Morita attachments! You will all respawn on the nearest capital ship.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 10, 2018, 01:07:45 pm
Damnit! I knew I had to take out that one plasma bug!

Can you post an example of what our new character's gear and rank should look like?
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 10, 2018, 04:09:57 pm
Damnit! I knew I had to take out that one plasma bug!

Can you post an example of what our new character's gear and rank should look like?

As before, but with your choice of grenade, shotgun, DMR attachments

Character Sheet:
Name:
Bio: (The Mobile infantry typically takes young people fresh out of college. Recruits are also required to be in perfect physical and mental health, ideal character is someone who has barely began adult life and joined up to find a purpose and sense of identity)
Health: Healthy
Status: All-Good

Kills:
Related Deaths: (We'll consider all new characters to be relatives of the previous one and you get a merit point for each death)
Medals and Commendations:
Total Merit Points:
Rank: Private
Billet: Infantryman

Inventory:
Morita Mk1 Rifle
XW-103-S7 Morita Underslung Shotgun
2 M-901 HE Grenades
Combat Rig with Combat Armor Rated at Level 3
Databox
Canteen
Rationbar
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 10, 2018, 05:25:42 pm
Spoiler: "Greta von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Madman198237 on October 10, 2018, 05:47:19 pm
As a new player, I'm assuming I don't get access to the fancy new things that all the recently-killed players get.

While we wait for orders, see if I can't legally acquire something heavier than a Morita, like a spare rocket launcher or something.

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Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Leodanny on October 10, 2018, 05:56:51 pm
Wait
Spoiler: Thomas Darrel (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 10, 2018, 07:21:10 pm
Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
Same as before but with one extra death from Fuze II having a plasma allergy, and a scope attached to my 6P41 LMG.

Question about merit points: How do you obtain them? Do you add one to your sheet with each death?
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Yoink on October 11, 2018, 12:18:57 am
eats its nervous system
USE THOSE TASTY, TASTY STEM CELLS TO GROW MYSELF NEW BODY OF SOME KIND!
THAT'S HOW THIS STUFF WORKS, RIGHT?!


Spoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)
   
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Egan_BW on October 11, 2018, 12:25:08 am
Bisect one of these stupid-looking humans.

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Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 11, 2018, 01:00:19 am
A bloody spy-bug!
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: CABL on October 11, 2018, 03:48:05 am
Spoiler: Dolly Kickem (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: King Zultan on October 11, 2018, 05:54:48 am
Wander around some.
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on October 11, 2018, 07:20:12 am
Upon meeting the brain bug, unload the morita into it while throwing both frags at it.  Then turn around and declare to the bugs that TRUMP is now their brain bug, as they can clearly see; he has a tremendous head, which means he has a tremendous brain.  Tremendous guts, too!

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Secheral on October 11, 2018, 03:24:33 pm
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Smile and shoot everything in sight.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Aigre Excalibur on October 15, 2018, 12:19:25 am
I'm considering merging this into http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=172365

Where you are all reassigned to help a long lost border colony...

You'll still be mobile infantry and heroes of the human race.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 15, 2018, 01:18:47 am
I'll have to take a closer look when I'm more clear-headed, that one seems to have a lot more detail to it.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: CABL on October 15, 2018, 06:57:57 am
Interesting, I could try that out.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Ragnar the Råsh of Emal on October 15, 2018, 07:13:29 am
The Spirits of Tyroth do not like this proposition.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Madman198237 on October 15, 2018, 08:09:26 am
I would prefer not. The two games and settings are very different and you could always just set up another RTD for it instead of changing this one mid-run.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Trinculoisdead on October 15, 2018, 02:18:15 pm
I agree. I came here to eat some bug-ass and kick my ration-bar, and I'm all out of ration-bar!
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: syvarris on October 15, 2018, 03:03:41 pm
Keep them separate.  The other one's gonna die within three updates, and this one's fun.
Title: Re: Starship Troopers, Minimalist RTD
Post by: Screech9791 on October 15, 2018, 03:15:33 pm
I agree. I came here to eat some bug-ass and kick my ration-bar, and I'm all out of ration-bar!

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