Character Sheet:
Name:
Bio: (The Mobile infantry typically takes young people fresh out of college. Recruits are also required to be in perfect physical and mental health, ideal character is someone who has barely began adult life and joined up to find a purpose and sense of identity)
Health: Healthy
Status: All-Good
Kills:
Related Deaths: (We'll consider all new characters to be relatives of the previous one and you get a merit point for each death)
Medals and Commendations:
Total Merit Points:
Rank: Private
Billet: Infantryman
Inventory:
Morita Mk1 Rifle, 60/60 Rounds, 600 rounds in Magazines
2 M-901 HE Grenades
Combat Rig with Combat Armor Rated at Level 3
Databox
Canteen
Rationbar
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Spoiler: Egan (click to show/hide)
Another Aigre game? It's been too long! Time for my traditional Aigre char:Spoiler: SyvTrump (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Marius (click to show/hide)
RUN OUT OF SHIP, FIND SOMETHING TO HIDE BEHINDSpoiler: look i made a sheet for you (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Zultan's Frank (click to show/hide)
Attempt to figure out what a databox does. Ask pilot or sergeant if necessary.Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Advance at an isolated enemy and shoot it until it dies.Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Command other infantry men to start suppressing fire so that the bugs don’t rush us, while I advance and perform accurate but slow bursts of fire
"Ayyy whassa bug gonna haaah guys" *muffled potato sounds*
Hurl explody bois at the computer errors.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Bravely charge towards cover while shouting insults at the bugs, and maybe also at the allied soldiers.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
(You can just jump in, right?)Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)
Run past Jäger, shouting SCHNELLER! and spraying bullets in front of him.
"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"
Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.
"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"MAKE LIKE SECRET SERVICE AND TACKLE THIS LUNATIC
Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"
Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((It's Tactical Oxygen Nuclear! Radical!))"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"
Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.
Order this thug to stop, using the most inflammatory language possible. Then encourage the other soldiers to gang up on her, in preemptive self defense!Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
"Ahahahaha! Ftherm urep them liek back at 'ome! Have a whollop!"MAKE LIKE SECRET SERVICE AND TACKLE THIS LUNATIC
Perform percussive maintainence on the trump's face using rifle butt to make it behave.
"This isn't what I imagined Vietnam would be like at all."
Fire my M16 at the nearest thing that looks hostile.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Shit I missed the turn.
carefully poke my head around the edge of either a rock or the door to the dropship, having dropped behind like a cowardly dog not fit to wear theEmperor'sI mean, the Mobile Infantry's uniform when I noticed the nuke. Advance somewhat cautiously as Murphy's 8th Law of Combat rings in my ears: If the attack is going well, it's an ambush. Apply rifle fire liberally to anything that looks even slightly alive and not human.
"Did anyone even wait to see if we were going to get more specific orders, or are we just employing indiscriminate justice in the general direction of the bugs?"Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Overtake the sergeant while disguising my screams of pain as enthusiastic patriotism.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
aim. Fire. Survive.Spoiler: Character Sheet: (click to show/hide)
(A merit point! And I survived the blast? This is going much better than I expected.)Spoiler: "Faust" (click to show/hide)
Fall into step with the sergeant and ensure that if he dies he dies heroically
"I thought we were fighting Vietnamese people, not weird bug aliens."“What.”
Move forward with the rest of the tropes and fire my M16 at any bugs I see.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Perform the flanking maneuver, by sprinting to a direction where the bugs don’t expect while reloading and spray bullets towards there position.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((I'm awfully rusty at this, but here, have some grade-B insane ranting.))
"Wow, amazing work, just amazing. See men? This is why we can't let women like that into our army, they ruin our equipment, she just broke a good rifle, a great rifle, a rifle she didn't deserve, and she can't even take a hit, look at her! Sad! How could a soldier be injured so easily? Just sad, you saw me, I took a hit, and I'm not on the ground crying like a girl, women have no place in the army! And then they want to report heroes like Yoink, and he was just being a soldier, we're all soldiers, soldiers fight all the time, and he just fought a little--defending himself too!--but because it was a woman he's being targeted, it's terrible, just terrible folks, we can't accept this, it's terrible! You could be next, I'm just saying, any of us could be targeted like this, we're just doing our jobs and then the PC commanders who don't even come down here get all uppity, and they're mad, and bad things happen to us! It's a disaster!"
Induce the other soldiers to riot, resisting the unfair feministic system that's trying to denigrate and emasculate them!Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
"I thought we were fighting Vietnamese people, not weird bug aliens."
Move forward with the rest of the tropes and fire my M16 at any bugs I see.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
“What.”
Pay respects to gent, then shoot bugs to avenge him. Also, reload.Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)
When deployed, jump into the crater and twirl around like a ballerina while firing my rifle.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
>Exit the dropship then go to the frontline, gunning down xeno scum.
"Kay. Bye."
Unpin grenade, lightly toss at the Trump's feet.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Faust:
"MEIN GOTT!!! That bug turned Gent into chunky salsa!"
My eye catches a glint of silver arcing towards Trump. Dash to the live grenade and kick it towards the advancing line of bugs.
IF SPINE-BREAKY PERSON ACTUALLY ABLE TO THROW GRENADE, SOMEHOW DETERMINE IF THIS FAUST GUY ABLE TO SEE/KICK IT OR NOT
IF YES, DIVE INTO NEARBY HOLE/CRATER/GULLY, TAKE COVER
IF NO, STEAL HIS IDEA AND KICK IT MYSELF. UTILISE ALL MY HACKY-SACK SKILLZSpoiler (click to show/hide)
IF NO, STEAL HIS IDEA AND KICK IT MYSELF. UTILISE ALL MY HACKY-SACK SKILLZ
Death rolls:
[1] Several warrior bugs grab Marius with their mandibles, and proceed to tear him limb from limb.
[2] After Trump gives his speech, a warrior bug breaks through the lines, and stabs him through the left shoulder. The claw runs through Trump, armor flesh and all, and is lodged inside.
[2] A bug advances on Frank Goldstein, and slashes at him. A claw penetrates Frank through the groin, shattering the hip and pubic bone. Frank is impaled and maimed.
[1] An arachnid warrior breaks through the lines and clamps its mandibles around Michael's neck, hoisting him aloft. Michael is grappled by the neck.
[2] A bug breaks through and implales Yoink through the chest with its claws. It just misses his heart.
Death rolls:
[1] Several warrior bugs grab Marius with their mandibles, and proceed to tear him limb from limb.
[2] After Trump gives his speech, a warrior bug breaks through the lines, and stabs him through the left shoulder. The claw runs through Trump, armor flesh and all, and is lodged inside.
[2] A bug advances on Frank Goldstein, and slashes at him. A claw penetrates Frank through the groin, shattering the hip and pubic bone. Frank is impaled and maimed.
[1] An arachnid warrior breaks through the lines and clamps its mandibles around Michael's neck, hoisting him aloft. Michael is grappled by the neck.
[2] A bug breaks through and implales Yoink through the chest with its claws. It just misses his heart.
Relevant Video accurately describing this turn (https://youtu.be/7phfF-GZ4zg)Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
>Go shoot some more bugs, firing as much as I have to until either A: There's no more bugs to kill or B: I have to reload. If B happens, then stick in the back of the group so they can cover me.
SCREAM. A LOT.
ALSO USE PREVIOUSLY DEMONSTRATED SPINE-BREAKING SKILLS TO GRAB ATTACKER BY HEAD AND WRENCH IT AROUND IN HOPE OF BREAKING ITS NERVOUS SYSTEM THINGIES BEFORE IT CAN FINISH ME OFF
ASSUMING THESE BUGS EVEN HAVE THAT KINDA THINGSpoiler (click to show/hide)
“Protect me combat armor!”
break out of the grab. Shoot bugs!Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)
Rally up the remaining female soldiers to fight misogynists by giving an inspiring, emotional speech about equality, how not all men are good fighters, how not all women are bad fighters, and all that jazz.
Faust: Ignore the politics, help wrench the head off of the bug impaling Yoink. If bug is already dead, reload rifle.Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Jager II the twin of the first sees the death of his twin and goes on a rage with his assault weapon attempt to murder as many of the bug f***** as possible
Hijack dropship.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gather bug parts. Craft an Insect Glaive.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Shoot the bug that is harming me with my M16, then try and crawl towards a medic.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)
Use my special fighting technique, "Testicular Atomization", to kill the bugs.
Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
>Leave the dropship and regroup with my platoon.
Tear off a piece of my uniform and bandage my groin, then try to get to a medic of some kind.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
wait in drop ship.Spoiler: sheets (click to show/hide)
Steer ship towards the thing that shot me and mount it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Use gathered monster parts to craft a CHARGEBLADE.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Finesse a quick unjamming of the gun and shoot quick bursts of accuracy into all of the bugs.
PTW, I might join later. Are you taking additional characters still?
PTW, I might join later. Are you taking additional characters still?
Spoiler: Dick Kickem (click to show/hide)
((This went a bit wrong.))
Turn arachnids into nuclear explosions by kicking them.
Throw both of my grenades at the bug that killed the medic, then go and get whatever medical supplies he had and use them.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
>Spray and pray at the bugs.Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
The sergeant is dead! This is Trump's chance; he'll use his natural leadership talents to take the place of the late leader, and command the platoon forward! Naturally, Trump will lead from the rear; the last leader just proved that leading from the front is a bad idea.
...If the sergeant didn't actually die yet, put a few bullets into him and maybe the bug hoisting him up, too. It's a mercykill, he had no chance. Then, if it's safe, loot whatever equipment indicates his rank, and wear it.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Dive behind cover and survey situation.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Set of the drop ship’s self destruct and run towards the other humans!
“This could not possibly go wrong!”
Take the sharp bits off of the impaled warrio-whatsit bug, upgrade armor.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
LAST TURN I WAS IN MENTIONED ME IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES, NOT 100% SURE WHAT GOING ON
YOU MENTIONED HEAD BOUNCING ALONG, BUT THEN I GOT STABBED MORE IN DEATH ROLL AT END OF TURN?
BIT HARD TO POST CURRENT SHEET WHEN NOT SURE IF HEAD STILL ATTACHED
IF FAUST TACKLE BUG OFF ME AFTER IT STAB ME SECOND TIME, LIE STILL AND ATTEMPT TO STAUNCH BLEEDING BEFORE CRAWLING TO MEDIC
IF I ACTUALLY JUST A HEAD ROLLING DOWN HILL, TRY AND SCREAM CURSES AT BUGS AS I GO
>Constantly fire into the heads of insects with my LMG. Kill 'em all!Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
Call for the heroic misogynists to come free Trump from the matriarchy's oppression! Belittle and ridicule the whipped feminists for giving up their manhood and arresting the man who's trying to free them! Denounce the traitor sergeant (who's probably secretly a woman) and assume command of the platoon!Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Try to make myself appear as small as possible and stay out of sight of fellow troopers while hoping that giant ants hate the smell of piss enough to avoid voring me. Also kinda meh-lob grenades at some of them in a vain attempt to salvage what little honour remains in the family after this shameful display.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Crawl back to the ships, and make some kind of crutch, and fire the M16 at any bugs that come near me on my journey.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NEW CHARACTER! (click to show/hide)
Arrive at the battlefield, then shoot some bugs.
Walk to the people on my side and help them.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The survivors impose a patriarchy. As their first act as petty rulers, they start a systematic femicide. All your womenfolk are now dead.
[5] Yoink's head doesn't die. It continues bouncing, gaining altitude and kinetic energy as it goes and its screams reach further and further.THIS IS AMAZING. JUST... TRULY WONDERFUL.
>Holster my 6P41, and suddenly have a SPAS-12 that shoots four shells at once which send me back flying with the recoil materialize in my hands, and have a bunch of recoil knockback shells appear on my chest rig. Jump up, shoot it at the ground at a 45 degree angle in the opposite direction of the direction I'm going, reload midair, land, and repeat until I get to a dropship.Spoiler: Fuze (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Travii'nar Kickem (click to show/hide)
Unjam my rifle, then kill the bugs! My beloved Dick, I'll join you soon!
If unjamming fails, use the rifle as a club for squashing heads of the bugs.
Go back to the ship and fire the M16 at any bug that gets near me.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
QuoteThe survivors impose a patriarchy. As their first act as petty rulers, they start a systematic femicide. All your womenfolk are now dead.
Just as planned! The weak women have been purged from the platoon, now it's time for Trump to take his place as leader! Point out the to the remaining men that it was *Trump* who made them realize the error of the military's ways, and they never would have purged the unmanliness from the platoon if it weren't for him! And that means they should save him from the bugs.
If that fails or isn't an option, complement the bugs on their tremendous looks, and tell them that Trump is also a bug on his mother's side. You can tell by his complexion. In fact, he's actually descended from long lost bug royalty and therefore should be put in charge; he'll be sure to lead the charge and heroically take back Klendathu for the bugs! If they don't believe him, just look at what he's already achieved for the bugs--he's single-handedly caused the humans to kill half their own, and then retreat!
If Trump knows a more insulting slur for the bugs than "bugs", he'll use that term instead.Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)
Follow the platoon?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
FleeSpoiler (click to show/hide)
[5] Yoink's head doesn't die. It continues bouncing, gaining altitude and kinetic energy as it goes and its screams reach further and further.THIS IS AMAZING. JUST... TRULY WONDERFUL.
CONTINUE TO ACCELERATE THROUGH THE BUG HORDES, SCREAMING ABUSE ALL THE WHILE
UPON GAINING AN APPROPRIATELY DESTRUCTIVE VELOCITY, SLAM FULL-FORCE INTO EITHER VERY HIGH-RANKING BUG OR SOME SORT OF 'HIVE'
FAILING THAT JUST A BIG CLUSTER
THEN EXPLODE LIKE AN INCENDIARY CANNON SHELL OF PURE RAGE
OR TRY TO AT LEASTSpoiler: SHEET (click to show/hide)
When last we saw Faust, he was tumbling down a slope along with the severed head of Yoink. I like to think that he was trapped underneath a dead bug, unconscious, for a few rounds.Spoiler: "Faust von Hiptenburg" (click to show/hide)
Come to my senses. The battle has moved back towards the drop-ships as the human retreat is called. Sneak through the carnage towards one of the anti-aircraft bugs, and take it out with my last HE grenade.
Damnit! I knew I had to take out that one plasma bug!
Can you post an example of what our new character's gear and rank should look like?
eats its nervous systemUSE THOSE TASTY, TASTY STEM CELLS TO GROW MYSELF NEW BODY OF SOME KIND!
I agree. I came here to eat some bug-ass and kick my ration-bar, and I'm all out of ration-bar!